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Speaker 2: a story out of Springfield, Missouri, where a homeless guy
Speaker 2: is accused of killing another homeless guy. So he was
Speaker 2: found and arrested. This dude's got the full side show
Speaker 2: Bob my God in Springfield. Okay, he looks like sideshow Bob.
Speaker 2: Probably the wrong state, but yeah, it's right city. So
Speaker 2: he looks like side so Bob from the Simpsons, but
Speaker 2: mixed with crab Man from My name is Earl, a
Speaker 2: white version of Crabman.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I walked in.
Speaker 2: We have a guy that works here that looks exactly
Speaker 2: like a crab Man from the TV hit in my eyes.
Speaker 2: My name is Earl. We have a guy that works
Speaker 2: with us named Crabman. I've had him on our podcast
Speaker 2: before exactly, but for those that didn't, you know, have
Speaker 2: it listened in a while whatever. So I walk into
Speaker 2: the promo cuse it the other day and I'm like,
Speaker 2: just going to get Oh, it's going to get bwo coozies.
Speaker 2: See if we had left, I almost stepped on something.
Speaker 1: Guess there it was. He brought his guinea pig to work.
Speaker 2: He's got a guinea pig in there, unlike a tarp
Speaker 2: like you would see, you know, a tarp on a
Speaker 2: flooded roof after a hurricane season.
Speaker 1: Way first, not surprised, but I do have to ask why.
Speaker 1: I don't know he eats a lonely guinea pig. Supposedly
Speaker 1: that's not the first time he's brought it in.
Speaker 2: It was just a guinea pig sitting there with Hay
Speaker 2: in front of it, just eating Hay. And I look
Speaker 2: at him, didn't say anything. He look at the guinea
Speaker 2: pig and he didn't even react. He just kept on
Speaker 2: doing what he was doing. I said, Hey, this has
Speaker 2: to be yours, right crab in He goes, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a guinea pig.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know it's a guinea pig. I'm not,
Speaker 1: you know. To Japan, we go, we're a seventy one
Speaker 1: year old man has been arrested and accused of robbing
Speaker 1: at least sixty three homes. Wow, seventy one year old guy?
Speaker 1: Why was he robbing homes? He needed money, so he
Speaker 1: told police he wanted to look cool to strangers when
Speaker 1: he showed up at various sushi and sushi bars and
Speaker 1: would just announce that he was buying and picking up
Speaker 1: everybody's tab. He did to fund that he wanted to
Speaker 1: look cool.
Speaker 2: Wow, Japan, he's walking in with all their bling, so
Speaker 2: he wants to look cool with how high tech and
Speaker 2: all the great stuff he has.
Speaker 1: But just buy you a drinks and sushi.
Speaker 2: He's like Robin Hoodies, just got it all backwards, all.
Speaker 1: Right, pops? Whatever works for you man. Oh another headline
Speaker 1: of the weeknentry contender here is comfortable with my feet
Speaker 1: up on the board and you pop that on me.
Speaker 1: This will be worth getting into transcription transcribing position. Ready,
Speaker 1: the story is out of Wales? Can we make these
Speaker 1: more condensed like you give the nuts and bolts of No.
Speaker 1: I have to read the true headline so you get
Speaker 1: the full of facts we like.
Speaker 2: In the last one, we're afrite Georgia. Hell, however you
Speaker 2: want to shorthanded, that's up to you. North Wales woman
Speaker 2: filmed herself farting and sent videos to boyfriend's X. Filmed
Speaker 2: self farting, self farting and sent.
Speaker 1: The videos to her boyfriend's ex. And she's done this
Speaker 1: on multiple occasions. She has now been cited for harassment
Speaker 1: and we'll have to pay a fine.
Speaker 2: Twenty five year older named Rihanna and Evans sent to
Speaker 2: her ex boyfriend's girlfriend. Yeah no, no, her boyfriend's X. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: her current boyfriend's X. I guess she really has an
Speaker 2: astergrind with her. Ah. Look here you see this perfect
Speaker 2: ass now watch and he still likes this classy goal.
Speaker 2: Uh huh okay, So if we compare just the two
Speaker 2: for today, North Wales woman filmed herself farting and sent
Speaker 2: to her boyfriends.
Speaker 1: Sent videos to her boyfriend's acts.
Speaker 2: Yes, or nineteen year old Georgia healthcare worker twirking on
Speaker 2: a disabled person's face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I still can't believe which one. I mean.
Speaker 1: I know we still got tomorrow ago, dude, there could
Speaker 1: be more entry h I told you the other day.
Speaker 2: If you think about every single story from Idiotology could
Speaker 2: be a headline of the week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. This one could be too, I guess.
Speaker 1: And this is the old. Like we said a few
Speaker 1: minutes ago, if you're looking to start up a business,
Speaker 1: the best wine of thinking, spot a need that's not
Speaker 1: being fulfilled and take steps to fill it and get
Speaker 1: people to pay you for this service or need or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like back in the day they want to
Speaker 2: keep kids busies to somebody built a Hulu.
Speaker 1: A Malaysian man has begun offering his services as a
Speaker 1: villain for hire. But there's a strange twist of this.
Speaker 1: If let's just say you're not a man's man, so
Speaker 1: he's a villain. To just follow me here, this is brilliant.
Speaker 1: Let's just say you're not really a man's man. And
Speaker 1: if you were ever out, you know, with your lady,
Speaker 1: and you were confronted, you probably would cower back down.
Speaker 1: You know it, you know it inside. If that's that's fine,
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you. There's just a lot of folks
Speaker 1: who just are going to avoid those situations and back off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you feel bad, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But they're smart. So this guy, the villain for hire,
Speaker 1: You you're the guy who's not real manly. You call
Speaker 1: this dude up, you tell him where you're gonna be
Speaker 1: out with your girl, and he'll show up and start,
Speaker 1: uh confronting you and allow you to throw a beat
Speaker 1: down on him. He'll he'll take a header. I mean,
Speaker 1: the guy looks like a thug. He markets himself like that.
Speaker 1: He goes.
Speaker 2: You know, think of how impressed she'll be when I
Speaker 2: confront you and you whoop my as this Oh man,
Speaker 2: this is there's so many ways to go. Will you
Speaker 2: dude lost in a freeway? Actually, that wouldn't be smart
Speaker 2: because a freeway just kind of goes one way or
Speaker 2: the other. They if you whooped his ass and then
Speaker 2: the girl left you unimpressed, No, then this guy comes in.
Speaker 1: He got your money and your girl.
Speaker 2: I don't think the girls to leave you for the guy.
Speaker 2: You just look at you like why you just clobbered
Speaker 2: an individual. I don't care if he's picking or not.
Speaker 2: You're violent. I don't like you. I don't like violence.
Speaker 1: But he's, you know, done something, probably to insult her,
Speaker 1: give you a reason to throw the fake beat down
Speaker 1: on it. I can't believe you're eating that. Girls really fat?
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