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<v Speaker 1>In one on one with Linchintaco on Orlandos Rock Station

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<v Speaker 1>one O one one w j r R. Right before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into our final idiotology for the morning friendly reminder,

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<v Speaker 1>rock the bank. Keywords will start going out right around

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<v Speaker 1>nine oh five. Chanswered one one thousand dollars thirteen different

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<v Speaker 1>times today. Yes, she can enter each hour. Also, before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to that, you say we play. Voting still

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<v Speaker 1>open right now on the j r R Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Your vote could uh earn your nine inch Nails tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>You're voting on which police song you want us to

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<v Speaker 2>play back at nine o'clock, the one with the most votes,

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<v Speaker 2>We will play that one back choices from the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Do Doo Doo, Do doa da walking on the moon.

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<v Speaker 2>Every little thing she does is magic. You tell us

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<v Speaker 2>we'll play it all right. If you had a browser open,

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<v Speaker 2>you got you all get today. The smugshot. We got

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<v Speaker 2>a story out of Springfield, Missouri, where a homeless guy

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<v Speaker 2>is accused of killing another homeless guy. So he was

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<v Speaker 2>found and arrested. This dude's got the full side show

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<v Speaker 2>Bob my God in Springfield. Okay, he looks like sideshow Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably the wrong state, but yeah, it's right city. So

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<v Speaker 2>he looks like side so Bob from the Simpsons, but

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<v Speaker 2>mixed with crab Man from My name is Earl, a

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<v Speaker 2>white version of Crabman.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, I walked in.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a guy that works here that looks exactly

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<v Speaker 2>like a crab Man from the TV hit in my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Earl. We have a guy that works

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<v Speaker 2>with us named Crabman. I've had him on our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>before exactly, but for those that didn't, you know, have

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<v Speaker 2>it listened in a while whatever. So I walk into

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<v Speaker 2>the promo cuse it the other day and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>just going to get Oh, it's going to get bwo coozies.

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<v Speaker 2>See if we had left, I almost stepped on something.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess there it was. He brought his guinea pig to work.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a guinea pig in there, unlike a tarp

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<v Speaker 2>like you would see, you know, a tarp on a

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<v Speaker 2>flooded roof after a hurricane season.

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<v Speaker 1>Way first, not surprised, but I do have to ask why.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know he eats a lonely guinea pig. Supposedly

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the first time he's brought it in.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a guinea pig sitting there with Hay

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<v Speaker 2>in front of it, just eating Hay. And I look

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<v Speaker 2>at him, didn't say anything. He look at the guinea

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<v Speaker 2>pig and he didn't even react. He just kept on

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<v Speaker 2>doing what he was doing. I said, Hey, this has

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<v Speaker 2>to be yours, right crab in He goes, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a guinea pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I know it's a guinea pig. I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. To Japan, we go, we're a seventy one

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<v Speaker 1>year old man has been arrested and accused of robbing

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<v Speaker 1>at least sixty three homes. Wow, seventy one year old guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Why was he robbing homes? He needed money, so he

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<v Speaker 1>told police he wanted to look cool to strangers when

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up at various sushi and sushi bars and

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<v Speaker 1>would just announce that he was buying and picking up

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's tab. He did to fund that he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>look cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Japan, he's walking in with all their bling, so

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<v Speaker 2>he wants to look cool with how high tech and

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<v Speaker 2>all the great stuff he has.

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<v Speaker 1>But just buy you a drinks and sushi.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like Robin Hoodies, just got it all backwards, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, pops? Whatever works for you man. Oh another headline

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<v Speaker 1>of the weeknentry contender here is comfortable with my feet

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<v Speaker 1>up on the board and you pop that on me.

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<v Speaker 1>This will be worth getting into transcription transcribing position. Ready,

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<v Speaker 1>the story is out of Wales? Can we make these

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<v Speaker 1>more condensed like you give the nuts and bolts of No.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to read the true headline so you get

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<v Speaker 1>the full of facts we like.

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<v Speaker 2>In the last one, we're afrite Georgia. Hell, however you

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<v Speaker 2>want to shorthanded, that's up to you. North Wales woman

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<v Speaker 2>filmed herself farting and sent videos to boyfriend's X. Filmed

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<v Speaker 2>self farting, self farting and sent.

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<v Speaker 1>The videos to her boyfriend's ex. And she's done this

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<v Speaker 1>on multiple occasions. She has now been cited for harassment

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll have to pay a fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty five year older named Rihanna and Evans sent to

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<v Speaker 2>her ex boyfriend's girlfriend. Yeah no, no, her boyfriend's X. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>her current boyfriend's X. I guess she really has an

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<v Speaker 2>astergrind with her. Ah. Look here you see this perfect

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<v Speaker 2>ass now watch and he still likes this classy goal.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh okay, So if we compare just the two

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<v Speaker 2>for today, North Wales woman filmed herself farting and sent

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<v Speaker 2>to her boyfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>Sent videos to her boyfriend's acts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, or nineteen year old Georgia healthcare worker twirking on

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<v Speaker 2>a disabled person's face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I still can't believe which one. I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we still got tomorrow ago, dude, there could

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<v Speaker 1>be more entry h I told you the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>If you think about every single story from Idiotology could

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<v Speaker 2>be a headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot. This one could be too, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the old. Like we said a few

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<v Speaker 1>minutes ago, if you're looking to start up a business,

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<v Speaker 1>the best wine of thinking, spot a need that's not

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<v Speaker 1>being fulfilled and take steps to fill it and get

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<v Speaker 1>people to pay you for this service or need or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like back in the day they want to

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<v Speaker 2>keep kids busies to somebody built a Hulu.

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<v Speaker 1>A Malaysian man has begun offering his services as a

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<v Speaker 1>villain for hire. But there's a strange twist of this.

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<v Speaker 1>If let's just say you're not a man's man, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's a villain. To just follow me here, this is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say you're not really a man's man. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you were ever out, you know, with your lady,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were confronted, you probably would cower back down.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it, you know it inside. If that's that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not judging you. There's just a lot of folks

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<v Speaker 1>who just are going to avoid those situations and back off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you feel bad, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're smart. So this guy, the villain for hire,

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<v Speaker 1>You you're the guy who's not real manly. You call

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<v Speaker 1>this dude up, you tell him where you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>out with your girl, and he'll show up and start,

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<v Speaker 1>uh confronting you and allow you to throw a beat

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<v Speaker 1>down on him. He'll he'll take a header. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy looks like a thug. He markets himself like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, think of how impressed she'll be when I

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<v Speaker 2>confront you and you whoop my as this Oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>this is there's so many ways to go. Will you

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<v Speaker 2>dude lost in a freeway? Actually, that wouldn't be smart

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<v Speaker 2>because a freeway just kind of goes one way or

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<v Speaker 2>the other. They if you whooped his ass and then

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<v Speaker 2>the girl left you unimpressed, No, then this guy comes in.

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<v Speaker 1>He got your money and your girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the girls to leave you for the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>You just look at you like why you just clobbered

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<v Speaker 2>an individual. I don't care if he's picking or not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're violent. I don't like you. I don't like violence.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's, you know, done something, probably to insult her,

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<v Speaker 1>give you a reason to throw the fake beat down

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I can't believe you're eating that. Girls really fat?

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<v Speaker 2>Follow those one O one one w j r r