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<v Speaker 1>He'll do it. Yeah. Is there supposed to be something

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<v Speaker 1>on the screen?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, you're on.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, I'm just hoping that that's the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>The screen is not. That screen's on indicator of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I just hope not. I just oh, there we are, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I also want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure all the equivalent is you're just stared yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Where I work, there have been issues all week long,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm just like prepared and ready for it

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<v Speaker 1>because it's been happening a lot. Okay, welcome to Laura

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<v Speaker 1>Kane after dark.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Laura Kane.

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<v Speaker 1>Eric's uh cough that is coming up all right away.

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<v Speaker 1>But Hi, Hi, how are you love your shoes this time?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Those are so cute with the little I love that

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<v Speaker 1>little guy. What's he called?

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<v Speaker 4>It's uh, I forget something like all god something, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's oh, it's come to Garson.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh those are you never matches outfit? I know he's

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<v Speaker 2>always matching except for his shoes. I know those kind

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<v Speaker 2>of look like clown shoes. Actually I wear the look

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<v Speaker 2>at his.

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<v Speaker 1>Socks or completely don't match the shoe. But maybe he's

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<v Speaker 1>starting a really awesome trend.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I am. Yeah, maybe I learned something.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you using my sweater as a blanket? Are you cold?

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<v Speaker 4>Freezing?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want like a real blanket?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, grab the Irmaz blanket.

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<v Speaker 2>You walked in here today, like there was a blizzard outside.

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<v Speaker 1>I got cold.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like sixty one. It was cold, but it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't he walked in. He was like, oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 2>the weather outside.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's colder in here. It's it's colder inside

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<v Speaker 1>my house then outside.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Grandpa is all about hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cold before we get into we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that's not talk about dating. Eric during the break

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<v Speaker 1>wrote out the start of a summary for a dating

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<v Speaker 1>app that I really seriously going. I might not even

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<v Speaker 1>share it on the podcast. That's how serious it is.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the point of it? Okay, I hope I

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<v Speaker 2>would seriously use his his bio.

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<v Speaker 4>You might be surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say, might be. I'll be surprised

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just I'm just curious as to what

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<v Speaker 1>he would write for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I am curious too, but I wouldn't I preemptively wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>recommend using it.

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<v Speaker 1>So my roommate Marie and I she is also single,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to mingle, and we've been talking. We talk all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. And our our thing, our agreement was when

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<v Speaker 1>she got back from her trip. It was like a

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<v Speaker 1>two week trip and she got home, we were going

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<v Speaker 1>to seriously create a profile on probably hinge. Is that right, Marie?

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<v Speaker 4>Can't wait to say it again?

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<v Speaker 1>Turn on the mic now, that would be helpful. I

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<v Speaker 1>made it. There you go, This is right? There, you go? Perfect? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's number one, and we're gonna we're really good. Are

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<v Speaker 1>we really going to do this, Marie? Are we really

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<v Speaker 1>going to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we really going to do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I will do this if are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to help you both write your profiles?

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<v Speaker 3>And oh I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared, but I'm excited too.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, Marie, when you use a microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>you put it up to your mouth, not your cheek.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>And one more.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, Marie, she barely wanted to get on.

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<v Speaker 1>You're already, but but this is this needs to be.

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<v Speaker 2>The second.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this will get better, but I need to know something.

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<v Speaker 1>M I came down the stairs. You were all sitting here.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast hasn't whatever podcast hasn't started yet. And Marie goes,

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<v Speaker 1>is that a new dress? Or are you wearing that

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<v Speaker 1>dress on the show? Like yeah, and she goes and

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<v Speaker 1>she just kind of lowered her eyes and said nothing else.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what she said. She said you, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Said no, and then she goes, absolutely, Okay, care to

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<v Speaker 1>explain the downward glance. I'm just you know, because he.

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<v Speaker 3>Has flowers on it, yes, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Lace and and it's deep and.

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<v Speaker 1>Lace, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you you I I love your outfits. That

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<v Speaker 3>one is not my favorite, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it looks terrible? I just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just it doesn't flutter you as much as maybe

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<v Speaker 3>the color. It's kind of fail.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes you look fail and pale. What about these babies?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I don't want to say that. It does make

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<v Speaker 3>you look a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>You could just say that a little.

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<v Speaker 1>This makes me look older than I am.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a dress.

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<v Speaker 1>It ages you out, Yeah, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I ask if I picked it because the

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<v Speaker 3>last one he picked.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>If like, if someone at a retirement home is going

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<v Speaker 2>to wear their Sunday best, this is this would be

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<v Speaker 2>that dress.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not But I was Nodtand that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>I would dress a body in that for a funeral.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I always say to them, the only send to them.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the dress. I just think it's probably not

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<v Speaker 2>good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well who what age?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there?

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<v Speaker 1>An age thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Or much older?

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<v Speaker 1>If I look like a grandma in it? Why would

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<v Speaker 1>a younger person want to wear?

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<v Speaker 2>Reshape? How people proceed?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's just wearing how she texts?

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<v Speaker 1>How about this? I'll just fair my bratte.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, jesus, Laura, Oh yeah, let's just strip on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>You're taking this dating thing a little the wrong way. God, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>put the dress back on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not. I'm not going to look old.

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<v Speaker 2>No one wants to see this.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody does want to see this. There there's my new dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's worse. I prefer the old dress.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna we're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you blanket?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to blanket?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to scoop them up as best I can.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to blanket?

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<v Speaker 1>Or a few years?

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<v Speaker 2>She's even real difficult this episode, very difficult.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody is being a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a little mad. She got ghost and taking that

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<v Speaker 1>That I am I'm a little. I'm I'm heard, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little. My ego has been bruised.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I didn't want. I didn't mean to make

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe her feelings.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want you. I know you always look pretty you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, and you'll make it these beautiful I think. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was just I didn't like the dress too much.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>You're being too nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's is why like Marie is cause she can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell no.

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<v Speaker 2>She's being way too nice. I can't stand I tell

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<v Speaker 2>it like how how.

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<v Speaker 1>It is you tell it on the other extreme, she

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<v Speaker 1>tells it on the nice side.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't know, she doesn't tell it. She just makes a

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<v Speaker 2>snide comment, then looks down.

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<v Speaker 3>Because because I don't like, Oh I should I wait

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<v Speaker 3>after the podcast? Say you feel uncomfortable now that the

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<v Speaker 3>show is of this just looks just the worried again.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have said, thank you, Marie, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>go change.

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<v Speaker 4>It's what I want. Oh and what from far away

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't look bad, but up close it's just a

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<v Speaker 4>big old mess.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you will give your opinion and then you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be silent until it is gone and off my body.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you act, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I will just hint that she has an opinion, but

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<v Speaker 2>won't stay it until you can, right, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Riinolds come right out and say, what that is that

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<v Speaker 1>hideous thing?

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<v Speaker 3>You look that bad? Like, let's come out like it's

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<v Speaker 3>it looks okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I have better things in my closet, but what well,

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's it fits you because it's like the food

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<v Speaker 1>I even put tanning stuff on my chest so I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be so feel all right, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So Eric during the break, and I really wanted him

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<v Speaker 1>to be serious about this because once I have never

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<v Speaker 1>once written a little summary or brief bio about myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I just put my pictures up and that I'm female

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<v Speaker 1>and like my age, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't put anything about yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Like every once in a while they'll be prompts like

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<v Speaker 1>name two things that are true and one thing that's fake,

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<v Speaker 1>or what was what is your most uh, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>best accomplishment in life? And then you can like answer

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<v Speaker 1>those questions. So I maybe put a couple of those questions,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't put a summary about myself at all

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<v Speaker 1>or a bio A mistake. I just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>spend that much time doing that. I always thought that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of orkie, kind of all right, but Marie and

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<v Speaker 1>I are going to do this right this time. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>Eric's beginning of my new Hinge profile bio.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I get a drum roll? Please? You guys always

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<v Speaker 4>ask me.

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<v Speaker 1>What else?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? I'm just gonna wait, I'm just gonna ring

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<v Speaker 4>it it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just read it.

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<v Speaker 4>Picture Barbie, if she wrapped, if she swapped Malibu for

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<v Speaker 4>a mic and added the soul of mother Teresa. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>Laura Caane, longtime podcaster, storyteller, and open book with a

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<v Speaker 4>sense of humor that's borderline outrageous in the best way.

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<v Speaker 4>I can talk about anything, and I do, from the

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<v Speaker 4>wild to the wonderful. No topic is too taboo, too tender,

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<v Speaker 4>or too silly. I've got glam on the outside and

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<v Speaker 4>gold on the inside. Whether I'm helping a stranger, deep

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<v Speaker 4>diving into life's chaos on my show, or laughing at

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<v Speaker 4>myself until I cry with my heart and never run

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<v Speaker 4>out of things to say or feel. What I'm looking

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<v Speaker 4>for is someone who can keep up with a fast talking,

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<v Speaker 4>mind being talked into a spontaneous adventure or podcast segment.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun facts. I probably told my life story into a

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<v Speaker 4>mic more than once. I believe in kindness, second chances,

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<v Speaker 4>and really good lipstick. I love hard, laugh loud, and

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<v Speaker 4>live like tomorrow is an episode waiting to happen. Swipe

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<v Speaker 4>right if you're ready for real talk, deep feels, and

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<v Speaker 4>I also can suck the chrome off of a bumper. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I just do that.

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<v Speaker 1>It I didn't really right, absolutely love it. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>describes me perfectly.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great and under no circumstance should that ever

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<v Speaker 2>go on a dating app?

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<v Speaker 1>Why that exploit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a that was a marketing pitch for

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<v Speaker 2>your podcast. That was not about you. It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that is what you put on your resume,

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Okay, if we paired it down and took

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<v Speaker 2>Of it, it's not a pitch.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a about you but it explains like how

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<v Speaker 2>First it should be like max, like four or five sentences.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's okay because.

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<v Speaker 3>You can put like different paragraphs, like with questions and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I also like.

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<v Speaker 1>I refer to myself in.

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<v Speaker 4>The third person when you go out on your first date,

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<v Speaker 4>say Laura doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, I will Eric. I think you have a

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<v Speaker 2>promising career as a copywriter, but maybe not as a writer.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely loved it. It's very special. It was good and

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<v Speaker 1>he touched me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's could go on your resume. Actually it was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It should not go on your dating app profile.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I thought at the very first sentences.

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<v Speaker 1>But then after it's okay, Like no wrong vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>The first sentences does do okay this kind of vibe,

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<v Speaker 3>But no, I think it's good and it's hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some Eric knows me more better than just about

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<v Speaker 1>anybody in this entire planet, and that he explained me perfectly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't I want to put that ride out there?

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<v Speaker 1>And then the guys that were like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, just do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right, that's a very good point. That's actually

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<v Speaker 3>the whole point.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you lead with? Honestly, if you were a

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<v Speaker 2>Of swiping kop I, honestly, I would look for something

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<v Speaker 2>short and sweet. I'd be way more interesting. Those like

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<v Speaker 2>smaller prompts like the you know, the question, the Q

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<v Speaker 2>and a stuff. Right, that's more interesting than me.

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<v Speaker 4>Typically.

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<v Speaker 2>The the bio is just kind of at least in

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<v Speaker 2>my mind, the biles is it like, you keep it short,

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the box. I'm gonna go out here. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going out of the box this time. Why not what

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<v Speaker 1>I have to lose?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Now I'm gonna write Maurice.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right, oh yeah, okay, Oh my gosh, yay, write Maurice.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, I have some things that women know.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to know if you guys know what

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<v Speaker 1>these are. Okay, and we're going to do a little

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<v Speaker 2>Eric better than Eric, I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of these are a little Okay, okay. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>girls use purple shampoo?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? It strips the chemicals out of their hair?

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<v Speaker 2>What I actually don't know what purple shamp Is that

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<v Speaker 2>a brand or an actual color of shampoo?

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<v Speaker 1>It's there are many brands. It's the color of the shampoo.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that. Oh wait, no, is it it's

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<v Speaker 4>something that does it hold the color? It's something you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting there, You're getting there.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to give it to you because it's something

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<v Speaker 4>to do with the color. Like it.

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<v Speaker 1>What color is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Red?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Blue?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving I'm not giving either brown blonde? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go in and get your blonde highlights, use

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<v Speaker 1>purple shampoo to brighten them up, okay, and to tone it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, Laura would know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe me. I've got bottles, bottles and bottles. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between beb cream and ce sea cream?

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<v Speaker 4>BB cream is for cellulite?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's CC cream?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>Wrinkles?

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<v Speaker 1>No, both are moisturizers. The beb cream is a lighter moisturizer,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's tinted. See sea cream moisturizer, but a heavier

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<v Speaker 1>found Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what type of I use moisturizer, but that no,

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<v Speaker 2>no of them have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time you go to the store, you'll see BBE

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<v Speaker 1>cream and c C cream. If you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>female ish stile, I'm a laroche. Oh nice, they have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice tinted sunscreen.

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<v Speaker 2>Sunscreen, baby, you get the SPF stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice. What is the point of derma planing your face?

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<v Speaker 2>That's for scraping off dead skin?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>You knew that?

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<v Speaker 4>I did? Bite thought it was a little something, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, Brian gets it? Okay. Uh. What is the

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<v Speaker 1>difference between jaggings and leggings? Look like? Yeah, and leggings

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<v Speaker 1>are just and jaggings are made of somewhat gene material.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought they were more. It was also common

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<v Speaker 2>just for it to be like leggings with like a

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily a stretched in them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you that. Yeah, okay, you're probably right.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>What is PMS versus p m d D.

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<v Speaker 4>or post.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pre pre and pmd D. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Pm d D is a severe case of PMS. Like

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<v Speaker 1>the most severe case. There is a stand for I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure. I didn't get that, but it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>maybe depressive disorder, like you really it really affects your

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<v Speaker 1>feelings and your emotions and stuff. Like some women have

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<v Speaker 1>it really bad. It's called PMDD. Okay. Why do girls

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<v Speaker 1>put deodorant on their inner thighs sometimes so that they

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<v Speaker 1>don't change?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Good. What is hair perfume?

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<v Speaker 4>And why use it to make your hair smell good? It?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's the only thing it does because it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not dry shampoo.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just thought perfume.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever. Okay, so I know three Erica zero, I have one?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you the first one? The very Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>When I got the first one?

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<v Speaker 2>You got the purple one?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because you said red hair. I took your point

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<v Speaker 1>out away.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that it existed, so I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like he.

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<v Speaker 1>Gets it's shampoo.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, sorry, Eric, Thanks, I know you're so good

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<v Speaker 4>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference between tight lining your and lining? What

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<v Speaker 1>is the difference when you when you're doing your makeup?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the difference between tight lining and lining?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that where your water line.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that where you give it the little cat's eye,

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<v Speaker 4>know your water line?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's the difference between those two?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this some like mascare eye shadow? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know. Is this where like you literally put it

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<v Speaker 2>on the tip of your eyelid, like in your water line, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>versus right underneath it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's tight lining? Then that you put it on the

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<v Speaker 1>water line on the top of your eye, that's tight lining.

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<v Speaker 2>This is water.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of like a lot of goth.

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<v Speaker 2>People will never show a pencil that close to my eye.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh when I do makeups, still, very still, she probably

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<v Speaker 4>blinks like Nola, be careful, please, Marie, talk.

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<v Speaker 3>To whatever she's gonna say. Just know she's violent.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I get the job done. I get it done quick.

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<v Speaker 1>She usually has like ten minutes to get ready. My eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm like, stop being such a baby. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>put these I gotta cry by this off. And she's

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<v Speaker 1>like you stop.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I've got eye dropped for the redness.

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<v Speaker 1>After you know, it's okay. Why do people set their

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<v Speaker 1>makeup with powder.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's upset from it?

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<v Speaker 1>Keeps it matt right, like yeah, siny yeah, no, chiny

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<v Speaker 1>good okay, Eric, Oh my my thing is okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the vert? What's the difference between last extensions

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<v Speaker 1>and lash lifts.

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<v Speaker 2>Slash lifts just push them up, extensions make them longer.

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<v Speaker 1>What are extensions?

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<v Speaker 2>Extensions that glue onto your the base of your lashes?

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<v Speaker 1>Brian, good job, good job. What's the difference between a

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<v Speaker 1>braw lett and a regular bra?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're just like the little cutlet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like elastic little cutlets.

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<v Speaker 4>Like they don't have the support wire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, I'm wearing a bralett right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and no wonderwire, no sport.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, all right, you both get a point

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<v Speaker 1>point end point. Okay. Why is dry shampoo and why

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<v Speaker 1>is it used? What is it? Why is it used?

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't like washing their hair because it's a pain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because if you wash your hair too much and

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<v Speaker 4>it strips it of its natural oils. So the dry

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<v Speaker 4>shampoo just gives you more time between washings.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it do it does away with oil. Where you go, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you both even though I did it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what is slugging in skincare? Oh this is a

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<v Speaker 1>new one for you that you might want slugging.

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<v Speaker 4>Slugging Does it have something to do with snail?

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<v Speaker 1>No, slugging can neither of you get. This is when

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<v Speaker 1>you do your nighttime facial routine is wash your face

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<v Speaker 1>on top of it to set in all the moisture

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<v Speaker 1>so it stays overnight. It's called slugging, Okay, Brian, Brian

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<v Speaker 1>gets dude, Dude, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can use vasoline for so many things. To god, it

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<v Speaker 2>kind of feels. It feels a little like much. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>thought it would make you.

439
00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:46.160
<v Speaker 4>Break out, Now doesn't.

440
00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:48.119
<v Speaker 2>Makes you gotta wash your pillowcase a lot though.

441
00:20:49.079 --> 00:20:54.519
<v Speaker 1>Wow, women have two parts, well many parts, but here

442
00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:59.880
<v Speaker 1>are two parts, the urethra and the vagina. Are those

443
00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:02.440
<v Speaker 1>located in one hole or two holes?

444
00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:02.680
<v Speaker 4>Too?

445
00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Good job boy?

446
00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, no one actually believe that's all the

447
00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:07.759
<v Speaker 2>same when your home on.

448
00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Just try Okay, What is the difference between or what it?

449
00:21:19.799 --> 00:21:19.839
<v Speaker 2>What?

450
00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:24.720
<v Speaker 1>What is hitting pan mean in makeup? What is hitting

451
00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:26.799
<v Speaker 1>pan mean in makeup?

452
00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:27.799
<v Speaker 4>Hitting pan.

453
00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just like a slang term. Oh, I'm hitting pan.

454
00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:34.359
<v Speaker 4>Like pancake makeup like it's too thick.

455
00:21:34.559 --> 00:21:37.319
<v Speaker 1>Nope, it means you're reaching the end of the bottle

456
00:21:37.359 --> 00:21:38.880
<v Speaker 1>and you could see like the end of it.

457
00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:39.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

458
00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:40.720
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a slang term.

459
00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Never heard that.

460
00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Why would you use white eyeliner pencil on your lower

461
00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:46.000
<v Speaker 1>lash line?

462
00:21:46.119 --> 00:21:47.720
<v Speaker 4>It makes your eyes pop.

463
00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Very good. I'm so impressed. And why would somebody say

464
00:21:54.519 --> 00:21:57.119
<v Speaker 1>their outfit is coastal grandmother style?

465
00:21:58.079 --> 00:21:59.920
<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's just an aesthetic.

466
00:22:00.920 --> 00:22:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Because it's got lace coastal grandmother loose but kind of

467
00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:09.079
<v Speaker 2>old fabrics, like a.

468
00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:14.400
<v Speaker 4>Like a like one of those big like a moo, yeah,

469
00:22:14.519 --> 00:22:15.519
<v Speaker 4>like but it's stylish.

470
00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:19.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, okay, you guys got it all right? And

471
00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:23.359
<v Speaker 1>what is the difference between a Dewey and a Matt

472
00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Foundation finish.

473
00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Matt is a little nongolo as shiny, and what's the

474
00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:34.400
<v Speaker 4>other one? Dewey that's brightens your skin. That's like a

475
00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:38.400
<v Speaker 4>it gives you that like under the hot light, look

476
00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:41.480
<v Speaker 4>where your skin's really shiny.

477
00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Very glow. I wanted to get the glow. I wanted

478
00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:46.519
<v Speaker 1>to get the glow. Okay, so that's it for this game.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Let's see who won. Brian you have ten, Eric you

480
00:22:49.480 --> 00:22:54.359
<v Speaker 1>have eight. Ooh, Bryan knows the lady.

481
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<v Speaker 2>Who knew the straight guy would know the ladies more

482
00:22:56.960 --> 00:23:00.240
<v Speaker 2>than I know, Like most of the makeup questions, they

483
00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:00.960
<v Speaker 2>were kind of guesses.

484
00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:06.079
<v Speaker 1>All right, now start writing. I'm wanting you to write

485
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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of Marie's thing. While we're still in

486
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<v Speaker 1>the air. I'm going to do this test. You have

487
00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:13.720
<v Speaker 1>to do the test to write you know, you know what.

488
00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:15.720
<v Speaker 1>We'll write it out together at the end of the show.

489
00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:19.440
<v Speaker 1>We'll do this, then do that. Here's the Picky Eater

490
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<v Speaker 1>test point for every item you would not eat. Okay, okay, ready,

491
00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:26.680
<v Speaker 1>you guys will have access to a pen of some

492
00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:29.119
<v Speaker 1>sort and paper. Well, just keep it in your mind.

493
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<v Speaker 4>We'll keep it in our mind.

494
00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Lettuce yeah, yeah, i'd eat that. Brussels sprouts yeah.

495
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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Brussels sprouts. Sometimes we'll just say no.

496
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<v Speaker 1>Cucumber yes, Eggs yes, what eggs are awesome?

497
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<v Speaker 3>No?

498
00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Deliver no no, Pickles yes, avocado yes, oranges yes, apples yes,

499
00:23:57.880 --> 00:24:04.759
<v Speaker 1>wheat bread yes, sure, yogurts yes, ketchup yes, ranch dressing yes,

500
00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:12.079
<v Speaker 1>blue cheese, canned tuna hell no, no, crab no, yeah,

501
00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.720
<v Speaker 1>grapes yes, what color?

502
00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Red? Red or better?

503
00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:18.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

504
00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:18.839
<v Speaker 1>Green?

505
00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:19.759
<v Speaker 2>But light red?

506
00:24:20.559 --> 00:24:25.039
<v Speaker 1>Peanut butter yes, pork no tofu.

507
00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:29.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean if it's mixed in well maybe, but not

508
00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:29.759
<v Speaker 2>by itself.

509
00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:30.240
<v Speaker 4>Obviously.

510
00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Cabbage yes, zucchini yes, asparagus yes, no, tea yes, celery

511
00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:43.640
<v Speaker 1>yes yes. I don't get it. Don't get it, don't

512
00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:45.400
<v Speaker 1>get it. It doesn't make it. Has no flavor.

513
00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you don't eat by itself? Okay, peanut

514
00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:50.279
<v Speaker 2>butter ranch, Oh, it's so good.

515
00:24:50.519 --> 00:24:52.039
<v Speaker 1>Eggs on a log? Whatever the heck?

516
00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:54.759
<v Speaker 2>Ants and eggs on ans lo?

517
00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:55.799
<v Speaker 4>What?

518
00:24:56.440 --> 00:25:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Egg plant yes? Uh no, peas yes, watermelon yes, pineapple,

519
00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:09.240
<v Speaker 1>milk yes, Beets yes, no, mustard yes yeah, vinegar yes,

520
00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:16.759
<v Speaker 1>raw fish like sushi okay, Oysters no, hell no mean neither.

521
00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 4>Shrimp no no.

522
00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Sour dough bread yes yes, sure, turkey yes, onions yes,

523
00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:31.799
<v Speaker 1>tomatoes yes, cauliflower yes, hell no. White chocolate yes, mushrooms yes, no,

524
00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:38.440
<v Speaker 1>beans yes, strawberries yes yes, Bananas yes, grapefruit yes, no,

525
00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:44.519
<v Speaker 1>raisins yes yes, Olives no, no, kind of all of

526
00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:47.519
<v Speaker 1>what's olives? Mayonnaise yes?

527
00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:49.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I love it though?

528
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:53.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh hell no? And cool whip or mayonnaise.

529
00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that man? Is it?

530
00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:58.319
<v Speaker 1>Like, I don't know how what the difference is?

531
00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Cool whip has a dessert?

532
00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:04.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, hold on if I'm like, what's the other manonnaise

533
00:26:04.359 --> 00:26:05.680
<v Speaker 1>called cool whip right now.

534
00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 2>That's cream. Are you thinking of what's fake mayonnaise?

535
00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:11.000
<v Speaker 1>What's fake mannaise?

536
00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:11.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

537
00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:14.119
<v Speaker 1>What's the other mayonnaise? I know what you're talking about,

538
00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:17.160
<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever, you just want the real one. Soy sauce, yes,

539
00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:20.920
<v Speaker 1>cooked fish, yes, no, it doesn't matter what kind.

540
00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't like seafood at all.

541
00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Hal of it, all the way the rest.

542
00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:24.920
<v Speaker 4>No, thank you.

543
00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Snails no, no, have you ever had a snail? No?

544
00:26:29.079 --> 00:26:34.200
<v Speaker 1>I did in Vegas ones. It wasn't horrible slimy, but

545
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:36.359
<v Speaker 1>then again, that was when I was in my drinking days.

546
00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:43.599
<v Speaker 1>Chicken yes, Coffee yes, yeah, Beef hell no yes, Garlic yes, yeah,

547
00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:46.559
<v Speaker 1>lots of it, Carrots yes. Okay, well I probably had

548
00:26:46.559 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 1>the most on this list, even though I didn't think so.

549
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:49.599
<v Speaker 2>I said no eighteen times.

550
00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:54.279
<v Speaker 4>I had no eighteenth I think I said no times.

551
00:26:54.839 --> 00:26:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we're going to get on this deity. Okay,

552
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:04.440
<v Speaker 1>let's just start with let's go with an opening sentence

553
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:09.279
<v Speaker 1>for Mariase Bio, for her very serious, I'm all in,

554
00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:14.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm committed to this dating app this time around, Bio.

555
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, my name is maybe.

556
00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:19.799
<v Speaker 1>No, we don't. We gotta start about off with like

557
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:22.359
<v Speaker 1>a bang like something fun, not a band?

558
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, no, wow, I.

559
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:34.799
<v Speaker 3>Don't even know.

560
00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:39.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what you not.

561
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:43.079
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you won't, I just what's the point

562
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.319
<v Speaker 3>you okay, okay that to say that I'm French?

563
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>You should okay, you should mention your French.

564
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:52.240
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, French transplant, new to San Diego.

565
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:56.359
<v Speaker 1>But has she's not. She's not newspr years, She's I'm

566
00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:04.359
<v Speaker 1>not really new, true, it's been a while. Okay, French girl,

567
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.039
<v Speaker 1>French woman, where are you going with this?

568
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:13.519
<v Speaker 2>No, boy, French woman, I already don't like a third person.

569
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:18.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm a Marie is a French woman in San Diego.

570
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>French woman with.

571
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:25.680
<v Speaker 2>No This is like the most classless like.

572
00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:26.799
<v Speaker 1>You can't start with I.

573
00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:28.759
<v Speaker 4>Can?

574
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:30.880
<v Speaker 2>I am sure you can't?

575
00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you? How about do you want to?

576
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:34.680
<v Speaker 2>You not making a sales pitch?

577
00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:38.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, jeez, I gotta think of this for

578
00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:38.799
<v Speaker 4>a minute.

579
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 1>I so I am. I'm gonna start with I am.

580
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:44.200
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to.

581
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm just.

582
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:53.799
<v Speaker 4>A girl looking for a.

583
00:28:54.079 --> 00:29:10.079
<v Speaker 1>San Diego slash French woman who loves life's cute, who

584
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:15.400
<v Speaker 1>loves who loves greatly?

585
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:19.119
<v Speaker 4>What? Oh boy?

586
00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:23.319
<v Speaker 2>All just like I feel like you know, like only

587
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:25.480
<v Speaker 2>like three cliched terms. Next, you're gonna be like and

588
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I live by, eat, pray, love like I wouldn't.

589
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I was gonna try to be honest. I

590
00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:35.519
<v Speaker 1>want to want to say it is like projecting. She

591
00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>is a hard worker. She has her own restaurants alte

592
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:46.079
<v Speaker 1>in old Town and Escondido business own and in cool

593
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:54.079
<v Speaker 1>but business owner, French transplant. I mean, I don't know.

594
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I think you should mention that.

595
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I speak three four languages. How many languages?

596
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Three?

597
00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, that's don't put that in the bio.

598
00:30:04.440 --> 00:30:09.799
<v Speaker 3>Spanish, Spanish, Italian, Spanish, Italian. I don't just pick it anymore.

599
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:18.559
<v Speaker 1>I've been where have you been? That's something that's like outstanding,

600
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:19.839
<v Speaker 1>been around the world.

601
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:22.079
<v Speaker 3>I love to travel.

602
00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:24.160
<v Speaker 2>You put the pictures in there. You don't put in

603
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:24.519
<v Speaker 2>the bio.

604
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:27.440
<v Speaker 1>I love to travel is so incredibly boring.

605
00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, every white chick loves to travel. You put the

606
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.720
<v Speaker 2>cool pictures in the in the thing. Don't put it

607
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:35.440
<v Speaker 2>in the bio though.

608
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Who loves I'm just gonna say, who loves life?

609
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.960
<v Speaker 2>And back back now?

610
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Who loves being outside? Who loves the sunshine?

611
00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:48.559
<v Speaker 3>She does, But I mean everybody does in San Diego.

612
00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:49.440
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I mean.

613
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Who loves to walk out in the sunshine?

614
00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Now being outside was better, but that gives a very outdoorsy,

615
00:30:57.559 --> 00:30:58.200
<v Speaker 2>campy vibes.

616
00:30:58.319 --> 00:30:59.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I don't like camping.

617
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, who loves the sunlight?

618
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:05.240
<v Speaker 3>All I remember?

619
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Loves the sunlight all right? And in the sky and

620
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:13.759
<v Speaker 1>in in people's spirit.

621
00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:19.799
<v Speaker 2>No, hell my god, if I'm buying Maurice, If I was,

622
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:22.519
<v Speaker 2>if I was scrolling on a dating app and that

623
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:24.319
<v Speaker 2>popped up, I just shoot myself.

624
00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:30.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a freak psychost.

625
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:29.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

626
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:34.599
<v Speaker 4>No, what are some things that you like? Like?

627
00:31:35.039 --> 00:31:37.200
<v Speaker 2>She's like food, coffee.

628
00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:41.759
<v Speaker 1>She loves cheese, and she loves bag ads, and she

629
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>loves she does she like her favorite food?

630
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:47.640
<v Speaker 3>You say that's true? I love French food.

631
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:50.799
<v Speaker 1>She loves going home. So she can have all those

632
00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:51.599
<v Speaker 1>things like all the time.

633
00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.160
<v Speaker 2>And let's pick on some let's pick some qualities are

634
00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:54.759
<v Speaker 2>a little more fun.

635
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:56.799
<v Speaker 1>Are you vegan? Are you vegetarian?

636
00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.240
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think it's yeah, I don't.

637
00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's not. I don't, you know, don't put that there,

638
00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:02.559
<v Speaker 1>don't put that on there.

639
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:04.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding.

640
00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Vegetar he's bio after just so we can.

641
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:11.400
<v Speaker 4>Do you speak do you speak any other languages besides

642
00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:13.519
<v Speaker 4>French and English, in Spanish and Spanish?

643
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.759
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I leave a feers and it only so.

644
00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I used to speak it to just put Italian on there.

645
00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:22.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm giving you the advice. I'm not trying to sabotage you.

646
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:23.160
<v Speaker 2>This is quality advice.

647
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Go for it.

648
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I have been so I was saying, don't put vegetarian

649
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>in the bioh.

650
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.160
<v Speaker 3>No that I know, I know, I know I wouldn't

651
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:33.240
<v Speaker 3>And I don't want people like I who what is

652
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:34.359
<v Speaker 3>it supposed to attract?

653
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:34.759
<v Speaker 1>Like? I don't.

654
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:35.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

655
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:36.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm a business owner.

656
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<v Speaker 4>That is cool.

657
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<v Speaker 3>I'm ambitious or are you?

658
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:41.839
<v Speaker 1>Are you a restaurant? Are you're a restaurant tour? Can

659
00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:42.279
<v Speaker 1>you say that?

660
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:46.039
<v Speaker 2>Can she say that I put business owner, don't put ambitious.

661
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:48.960
<v Speaker 2>That's implied with business owner. Plus that sounds like and

662
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:49.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

663
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't like what it implied, like what people think

664
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<v Speaker 3>he can.

665
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>So I just I'm a business owner.

666
00:32:55.359 --> 00:32:58.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's cool, that's classy.

667
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Own her with hope, with dreams of.

668
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Dreams of.

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<v Speaker 1>Who were who loves to works hard but plays No?

670
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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, absolutely not.

671
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:17.799
<v Speaker 1>This is awful.

672
00:33:18.359 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 3>That's hard. He's being very harsh.

673
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:26.319
<v Speaker 1>But any yeah, you want somebody.

674
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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm just disagreeing loudly.

675
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm right, Okay, I know exactly to put I who

676
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:44.319
<v Speaker 1>works hard, but I am a secret submissive.

677
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:48.359
<v Speaker 2>No, it is two.

678
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<v Speaker 3>Nothing nothing sexual.

679
00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:55.319
<v Speaker 2>Really nothing sexual. And you put submissive in the.

680
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<v Speaker 1>Bios suggestions about dating ideas.

681
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I get to after three dreams, I'm a lightweight.

682
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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you guys.

683
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's the coolest thing you've ever seen? Just let's just.

684
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<v Speaker 3>Something.

685
00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:24.599
<v Speaker 1>What is like, the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Okay?

686
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:26.519
<v Speaker 3>Diving? That was pretty beauty.

687
00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the most beautiful in feete in Okay, the most

688
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:38.920
<v Speaker 1>beautiful thing I've seen? Well, yeah, is the water? Is

689
00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:40.039
<v Speaker 1>the is the water?

690
00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 3>The diving.

691
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:48.400
<v Speaker 1>In New Guinea. That's New Guinea.

692
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:49.679
<v Speaker 2>I just don't think they call it that.

693
00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:52.280
<v Speaker 1>They just say New Guinea.

694
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<v Speaker 2>What you say it like that?

695
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I hate it. I hate all of this New Guinea

696
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:08.159
<v Speaker 1>are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen is that diving,

697
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.639
<v Speaker 1>And it was gorgeous and that's something I really love

698
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:15.760
<v Speaker 1>to do. Well, obviously, you Okay, how should we end

699
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:16.119
<v Speaker 1>this thing?

700
00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:16.360
<v Speaker 3>Then?

701
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I think we need a better first line too. You

702
00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:19.480
<v Speaker 2>need a good hook.

703
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:24.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm just a San Diego French woman who loves the sunlight.

704
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Brian, so dark and.

705
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:36.559
<v Speaker 1>Every time it's sunny, she gets so excited. If she

706
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:39.840
<v Speaker 1>has like a little free time, she will go outside

707
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:40.679
<v Speaker 1>and sit outside.

708
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:43.679
<v Speaker 4>I've been missing loves it.

709
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<v Speaker 1>I do I do it.

710
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:45.480
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you Okay, how do you start this? Brian?

712
00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 1>You started off knowing what you know about Marie. Now

713
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:57.360
<v Speaker 1>how do you start off this? We need a beginner

714
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:01.840
<v Speaker 1>banger of a sentence, something that will catch some guy's eye.

715
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:04.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh, actually I'm excited to hear Eric. I have

716
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:05.159
<v Speaker 2>to think about that.

717
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know, Like, okay, you're on a site,

718
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:13.440
<v Speaker 1>you're looking I would do with something funny would catch

719
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 1>your eye?

720
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Is good. I might also actually just introduce myself to

721
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:19.039
<v Speaker 2>my name to make it very kind of casual. It's

722
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>a little cringe, but there's a there is a little

723
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 2>bit of cringe. It's okay for dating. I profile that's hello, No, hey,

724
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:27.519
<v Speaker 2>come on, it's evening.

725
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:28.559
<v Speaker 1>I think she's.

726
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Noo is like, that's just like.

727
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you have to say hi or something like yeah,

728
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:35.360
<v Speaker 3>that's fine.

729
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it.

730
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.519
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm done with Marie.

731
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's here, Okay, here we go.

732
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I think I just chatt gbted it.

733
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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's see what it came.

734
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure said to be he would do something actually okay.

735
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:47.079
<v Speaker 1>But better than me, for sure, let's hear it.

736
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I said. My name is Marie.

737
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I am.

738
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:57.360
<v Speaker 4>I was born and raised in France. Now I'm I'm

739
00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:00.400
<v Speaker 4>now soaking up the California's son in San Diego. I'm

740
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:02.840
<v Speaker 4>a business owner with a big heart, a curious mind,

741
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:04.480
<v Speaker 4>and a serious love for good cheese.

742
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you take that.

743
00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 4>Life is better with sunshine, laughter and someone to share

744
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:15.840
<v Speaker 4>a glass of wine and stories with. Well, that's cute.

745
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:17.000
<v Speaker 3>She loves it.

746
00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

747
00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm looking for someone who's confident, kind and can appreciate

748
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:23.639
<v Speaker 4>little joys in life, like a perfect baguette or a

749
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:26.440
<v Speaker 4>spontaneous we can get away. Bonus points if you love

750
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.239
<v Speaker 4>the outdoors, enjoy great conversation, and don't mind my slight

751
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:35.639
<v Speaker 4>French accent or that I work a lot. Let's see. Well, Well,

752
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:38.159
<v Speaker 4>fun facts about me. I'll always say yes to a

753
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:41.800
<v Speaker 4>each day. I make a mean charcouterie board. I believe

754
00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:44.119
<v Speaker 4>work should be something you love, and I've built my

755
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:46.719
<v Speaker 4>life around that. Let's skip the small talk and dive

756
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:47.800
<v Speaker 4>into something real.

757
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Meaning beaut the last that means like, let's just get

758
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:54.000
<v Speaker 1>to the bank.

759
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I was terrible.

760
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>It was it was actually pretty good.

761
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Some of the cheesy right after a business owner.

762
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:04.360
<v Speaker 1>But she was like she was melting over here.

763
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.599
<v Speaker 4>She liked it. She was melting.

764
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, god, she was in love already with the profile.

765
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:13.079
<v Speaker 1>We have some great new pictures of her. Because that

766
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:15.239
<v Speaker 1>was the last time we did it, we didn't have

767
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:17.599
<v Speaker 1>that many of you. So now we have some great ones.

768
00:38:17.639 --> 00:38:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we need to do a photography session.

769
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't because we have a lot more now

770
00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:27.519
<v Speaker 1>that she can post that I've curated for this exact thing.

771
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I'm actually a little nervous. You guys, I'm

772
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna write Brian's now.

773
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:33.280
<v Speaker 1>You're worried about the pictures.

774
00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:34.960
<v Speaker 2>It's actually very important with.

775
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, now, please explain if we were to post four.

776
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:41.840
<v Speaker 2>What are the four I have to see them?

777
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I know what don't what should we

778
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:44.599
<v Speaker 1>not post?

779
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Nothing with anyone else?

780
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:50.280
<v Speaker 1>So no girlfriends, no, no parents.

781
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:52.960
<v Speaker 2>They are they should be like you should be the main.

782
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:57.039
<v Speaker 2>It should be immediately apparent distraction.

783
00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.599
<v Speaker 1>I've seen the ones with like yeah, you don't put

784
00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:02.480
<v Speaker 1>up then he says sunglasses on or something.

785
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.079
<v Speaker 2>Some variety is good obviously once you look good in

786
00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.159
<v Speaker 2>and things that are not just like I would only

787
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:09.360
<v Speaker 2>I'd say maximum of one.

788
00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:11.159
<v Speaker 4>Just very plain photo where it's you know.

789
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Not the real her, like the real This is what

790
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:14.679
<v Speaker 1>you would want most.

791
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.719
<v Speaker 2>You're like one of them that's like your profile pictures. Okay,

792
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:20.199
<v Speaker 2>it's very polish and it looks nice. There should be

793
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.440
<v Speaker 2>like fun stuff that are also telling something.

794
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:26.000
<v Speaker 1>About you and a full body and a face a

795
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.920
<v Speaker 1>face one, a full body one and activity one.

796
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:30.599
<v Speaker 4>Sure, and.

797
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Travel photos are great. I think a photo that's maybe

798
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.519
<v Speaker 2>you doing something that you would normally do, like like

799
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:40.760
<v Speaker 2>locally stuff like that, you know, like a diving picture.

800
00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 4>Well locally, but the travel.

801
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.960
<v Speaker 1>One maybe, I don't know. We'll figure it out. I

802
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:50.679
<v Speaker 1>will get them together. Oh she's looking at me like,

803
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:53.960
<v Speaker 1>oh no, you know the hell you will not. Okay,

804
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.679
<v Speaker 1>Well you did a good job, Eric or chat GBT.

805
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:00.639
<v Speaker 1>Did I think that was you? The one you wrote

806
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:02.199
<v Speaker 1>was from your heart for me? Right?

807
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:03.639
<v Speaker 4>Did you.

808
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Really? AI? Is scaring that I have to I have

809
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:11.239
<v Speaker 1>to give admit something.

810
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:16.760
<v Speaker 4>I have to give props to my dear K pop.

811
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:18.400
<v Speaker 1>What's K pop?

812
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.880
<v Speaker 4>Karen? Oh? Really yeah?

813
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:24.159
<v Speaker 1>Karen wrote that about me? Yeah?

814
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:25.880
<v Speaker 2>What in like three minutes.

815
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:27.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it looks like Karen knows you better than I do.

816
00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Tell her, I'm so touched. I love Karen. Oh my god,

817
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:34.719
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm going to creep myself back down

818
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:37.360
<v Speaker 1>to three just because of that. She can move up

819
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.840
<v Speaker 1>to two because she's so wonderful. That was so sweet, Karen,

820
00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:44.039
<v Speaker 1>My your old K pop? All right?

821
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:50.960
<v Speaker 4>I have Brian's Okay, Oh damn it, just go back.

822
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll never know.

823
00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh geezh, sign up?

824
00:40:57.800 --> 00:40:58.320
<v Speaker 4>What did you do?

825
00:40:58.840 --> 00:40:59.320
<v Speaker 2>What did you do?

826
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:01.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't let me do it again.

827
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Look, there is no bio that'd be good for me,

828
00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:05.559
<v Speaker 2>because realistically I probably would never use a dating app.

829
00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Why is that.

830
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:07.639
<v Speaker 4>I'm just.

831
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a good way.

832
00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:14.079
<v Speaker 2>To I'm not hitting against it. I don't have any

833
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.519
<v Speaker 2>like shade towards dating apps. It's just not my style. Like,

834
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I don't think i'd be good

835
00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:18.880
<v Speaker 2>in that setting meeting people.

836
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I think you should try it only because you're living

837
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:23.639
<v Speaker 1>a little far.

838
00:41:24.480 --> 00:41:26.559
<v Speaker 2>I do not delve into my personal.

839
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:32.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying your work that you do does not

840
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.480
<v Speaker 1>allow you to go out and meet a whole lot

841
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:34.880
<v Speaker 1>of people.

842
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it's work. I don't meet people at work.

843
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, a lot of people do meet people at work

844
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>if they have people around you work from home.

845
00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes just go out and meet people.

846
00:41:43.400 --> 00:41:48.239
<v Speaker 4>Here's Brian about you.

847
00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, my name is Brian.

848
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:54.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm level headed, thoughtful, and always up for a good conversation,

849
00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.039
<v Speaker 4>especially if it's about film. I'm the kind of guy

850
00:41:57.079 --> 00:41:58.920
<v Speaker 4>who can quote Kubrick and crack a joke in the

851
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:01.920
<v Speaker 4>same breath, smart without the ego, calm under pressure, and

852
00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:05.079
<v Speaker 4>always curious about the world. I believe a great date

853
00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:07.679
<v Speaker 4>involves laughter, a meaningful exchange, and maybe a movie that

854
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:12.440
<v Speaker 4>leaves you thinking long after the credits roll. My hobbies

855
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.920
<v Speaker 4>are cinema from classic standy gems, reading weekend hikes, and

856
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:18.400
<v Speaker 4>exploring new coffee shops. I'm also the friend everyone calls

857
00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:21.159
<v Speaker 4>when they're when they need a solid recommendation, film, book,

858
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:25.119
<v Speaker 4>or otherwise. I'm looking for someone who values authenticity, can

859
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.719
<v Speaker 4>challenge me intellectually, and enjoys a mix of laid back

860
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:30.880
<v Speaker 4>nights and deep conversations. Bonus points if you love movies,

861
00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:34.199
<v Speaker 4>but I'm also learning what makes you tick.

862
00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that sounds nice and all, but if I showed

863
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:39.440
<v Speaker 2>up after they read that, they would think they got catfished.

864
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Well written.

865
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this guy sounds too. It was sweet, but yeah,

866
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:53.880
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know there were some of those things

867
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:58.000
<v Speaker 1>on there. I'm like, no, Look, the first day he

868
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:00.880
<v Speaker 1>goes on, he's like not into the he's going to

869
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:03.719
<v Speaker 1>be true? Well, no, I'm just giving you a scenario

870
00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:07.440
<v Speaker 1>on the charm on dates you she's into you. No,

871
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:11.159
<v Speaker 1>there's no doubt she's into you. Okay, but you realize,

872
00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:15.159
<v Speaker 1>like maybe ten minutes in, this is not my jym,

873
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll not liking this. You'd go through with the date?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm going to walk out a date. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a mean thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm just asking. And then you would how

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<v Speaker 1>would you put her?

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<v Speaker 2>Send a text afterwards? Hey, have a nice time. I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't think like it's I don't think it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to work out. Oh god, how else did.

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<v Speaker 1>You do it? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's actually good. I think it's actually good.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to lose any time?

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<v Speaker 1>No awful, I know, what happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a low way to do it. The only people

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<v Speaker 2>you ghost is if you only wanted to sleep with them.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's like so nockamittal, then you don't eat a text.

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<v Speaker 1>You just can just the twenty nine year old. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he wanted to sleep with me, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, really, oh god, that's do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he? Yes? He did? Okay, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>okay with that, you know what? That makes me feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I don't want to, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want date a twenty nine year old. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm crashing out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Anyway, we are gonna just do something. Oh Mother's

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<v Speaker 1>Day weekend? Oh yes it is on Sunday. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>so you have time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I will be in Vegas. I will have some stories.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you saying?

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<v Speaker 4>What am I seeing? I'm going for a wedding. Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you look at you like like why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you not know my schedule? I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>he has told me this like a hundred times.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it's okay. I'm like that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we'll hear all about that. And some fun stuff

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<v Speaker 1>we got always a lot of great things cooked up.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you so much for watching and listening, and

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<v Speaker 1>we love you so much and love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Marie, thank you, Marie, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you be sweet babies. I love you.