Speaker 1: He'll do it. Yeah. Is there supposed to be something
Speaker 1: on the screen?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're on.
Speaker 1: But okay, I'm just hoping that that's the truth.
Speaker 2: The screen is not. That screen's on indicator of anything.
Speaker 1: I just hope not. I just oh, there we are, okay.
Speaker 1: I just I also want to.
Speaker 2: Make sure all the equivalent is you're just stared yourself.
Speaker 1: Where I work, there have been issues all week long,
Speaker 1: and so I'm just like prepared and ready for it
Speaker 1: because it's been happening a lot. Okay, welcome to Laura
Speaker 1: Kane after dark.
Speaker 3: I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 1: Eric's uh cough that is coming up all right away.
Speaker 1: But Hi, Hi, how are you love your shoes this time?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Those are so cute with the little I love that
Speaker 1: little guy. What's he called?
Speaker 4: It's uh, I forget something like all god something, you know,
Speaker 4: it's oh, it's come to Garson.
Speaker 1: There you go?
Speaker 2: Oh those are you never matches outfit? I know he's
Speaker 2: always matching except for his shoes. I know those kind
Speaker 2: of look like clown shoes. Actually I wear the look
Speaker 2: at his.
Speaker 1: Socks or completely don't match the shoe. But maybe he's
Speaker 1: starting a really awesome trend.
Speaker 4: Maybe I am. Yeah, maybe I learned something.
Speaker 1: Are you using my sweater as a blanket? Are you cold?
Speaker 4: Freezing?
Speaker 1: Do you want like a real blanket?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, grab the Irmaz blanket.
Speaker 2: You walked in here today, like there was a blizzard outside.
Speaker 1: I got cold.
Speaker 2: It was like sixty one. It was cold, but it
Speaker 2: wasn't he walked in. He was like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 2: the weather outside.
Speaker 1: I think it's colder in here. It's it's colder inside
Speaker 1: my house then outside.
Speaker 2: It's not that.
Speaker 1: Oh, Grandpa is all about hand.
Speaker 4: Fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, cold before we get into we're going to talk
Speaker 1: about that's not talk about dating. Eric during the break
Speaker 1: wrote out the start of a summary for a dating
Speaker 1: app that I really seriously going. I might not even
Speaker 1: share it on the podcast. That's how serious it is.
Speaker 2: What was the point of it? Okay, I hope I
Speaker 2: would seriously use his his bio.
Speaker 4: You might be surprised.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, might be. I'll be surprised
Speaker 2: if I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: I want to just I'm just curious as to what
Speaker 1: he would write for me.
Speaker 2: I am curious too, but I wouldn't I preemptively wouldn't
Speaker 2: recommend using it.
Speaker 1: So my roommate Marie and I she is also single,
Speaker 1: ready to mingle, and we've been talking. We talk all
Speaker 1: the time. And our our thing, our agreement was when
Speaker 1: she got back from her trip. It was like a
Speaker 1: two week trip and she got home, we were going
Speaker 1: to seriously create a profile on probably hinge. Is that right, Marie?
Speaker 4: Can't wait to say it again?
Speaker 1: Turn on the mic now, that would be helpful. I
Speaker 1: made it. There you go, This is right? There, you go? Perfect? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's number one, and we're gonna we're really good. Are
Speaker 1: we really going to do this, Marie? Are we really
Speaker 1: going to do this?
Speaker 3: Are we really going to do this?
Speaker 1: I will do this if are you?
Speaker 4: I'm going to help you both write your profiles?
Speaker 3: And oh I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm scared.
Speaker 3: I'm scared, but I'm excited too.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Marie, when you use a microphone,
Speaker 1: you put it up to your mouth, not your cheek.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 1: And one more.
Speaker 2: Thing, Marie, she barely wanted to get on.
Speaker 1: You're already, but but this is this needs to be.
Speaker 2: The second.
Speaker 1: No, this will get better, but I need to know something.
Speaker 1: M I came down the stairs. You were all sitting here.
Speaker 1: Podcast hasn't whatever podcast hasn't started yet. And Marie goes,
Speaker 1: is that a new dress? Or are you wearing that
Speaker 1: dress on the show? Like yeah, and she goes and
Speaker 1: she just kind of lowered her eyes and said nothing else.
Speaker 2: That's not what she said. She said you, and I.
Speaker 1: Said no, and then she goes, absolutely, Okay, care to
Speaker 1: explain the downward glance. I'm just you know, because he.
Speaker 3: Has flowers on it, yes, and.
Speaker 4: Lace and and it's deep and.
Speaker 1: Lace, and.
Speaker 3: I think you you I I love your outfits. That
Speaker 3: one is not my favorite, Okay.
Speaker 1: Why it looks terrible? I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just it doesn't flutter you as much as maybe
Speaker 3: the color. It's kind of fail.
Speaker 1: It makes you look fail and pale. What about these babies?
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't want to say that. It does make
Speaker 3: you look a little bit.
Speaker 4: You could just say that a little.
Speaker 1: This makes me look older than I am.
Speaker 2: It is a dress.
Speaker 1: It ages you out, Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's why I ask if I picked it because the
Speaker 3: last one he picked.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: If like, if someone at a retirement home is going
Speaker 2: to wear their Sunday best, this is this would be
Speaker 2: that dress.
Speaker 3: That's not But I was Nodtand that's true.
Speaker 4: I would dress a body in that for a funeral.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always say to them, the only send to them.
Speaker 2: I like the dress. I just think it's probably not
Speaker 2: good for you.
Speaker 1: Well who what age?
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 1: An age thing.
Speaker 4: Or much older?
Speaker 1: If I look like a grandma in it? Why would
Speaker 1: a younger person want to wear?
Speaker 2: Reshape? How people proceed?
Speaker 4: Well, she's just wearing how she texts?
Speaker 1: How about this? I'll just fair my bratte.
Speaker 2: Okay, jesus, Laura, Oh yeah, let's just strip on the show.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, there we go.
Speaker 2: You're taking this dating thing a little the wrong way. God, Okay,
Speaker 2: put the dress back on.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm not going to look old.
Speaker 2: No one wants to see this.
Speaker 1: Nobody does want to see this. There there's my new dress.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's worse. I prefer the old dress.
Speaker 4: We're gonna we're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Can you blanket?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you want to blanket?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to scoop them up as best I can.
Speaker 4: Do you want to blanket?
Speaker 1: Or a few years?
Speaker 2: She's even real difficult this episode, very difficult.
Speaker 4: Somebody is being a problem.
Speaker 2: She's a little mad. She got ghost and taking that
Speaker 2: out on.
Speaker 1: That I am I'm a little. I'm I'm heard, I'm
Speaker 1: a little. My ego has been bruised.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I didn't want. I didn't mean to make
Speaker 3: you to feel that way.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 2: I can't believe her feelings.
Speaker 3: I didn't want you. I know you always look pretty you.
Speaker 3: Oh well, and you'll make it these beautiful I think. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just I didn't like the dress too much.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: You're being too nice.
Speaker 1: No, it's is why like Marie is cause she can't
Speaker 1: tell no.
Speaker 2: She's being way too nice. I can't stand I tell
Speaker 2: it like how how.
Speaker 1: It is you tell it on the other extreme, she
Speaker 1: tells it on the nice side.
Speaker 2: Doesn't know, she doesn't tell it. She just makes a
Speaker 2: snide comment, then looks down.
Speaker 3: Because because I don't like, Oh I should I wait
Speaker 3: after the podcast? Say you feel uncomfortable now that the
Speaker 3: show is of this just looks just the worried again.
Speaker 1: I would have said, thank you, Marie, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go change.
Speaker 4: It's what I want. Oh and what from far away
Speaker 4: it doesn't look bad, but up close it's just a
Speaker 4: big old mess.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you will give your opinion and then you'll
Speaker 1: be silent until it is gone and off my body.
Speaker 1: That's how you act, Okay.
Speaker 2: I will just hint that she has an opinion, but
Speaker 2: won't stay it until you can, right, and then.
Speaker 1: Riinolds come right out and say, what that is that
Speaker 1: hideous thing?
Speaker 3: You look that bad? Like, let's come out like it's
Speaker 3: it looks okay.
Speaker 4: I have better things in my closet, but what well,
Speaker 4: it's it's it fits you because it's like the food
Speaker 4: you eat, it's bland and tan.
Speaker 1: I even put tanning stuff on my chest so I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be so feel all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: So Eric during the break, and I really wanted him
Speaker 1: to be serious about this because once I have never
Speaker 1: once written a little summary or brief bio about myself.
Speaker 1: I just put my pictures up and that I'm female
Speaker 1: and like my age, and that's it.
Speaker 2: You don't put anything about yourself.
Speaker 1: Like every once in a while they'll be prompts like
Speaker 1: name two things that are true and one thing that's fake,
Speaker 1: or what was what is your most uh, what's your
Speaker 1: best accomplishment in life? And then you can like answer
Speaker 1: those questions. So I maybe put a couple of those questions,
Speaker 1: but I didn't put a summary about myself at all
Speaker 1: or a bio A mistake. I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: spend that much time doing that. I always thought that's
Speaker 1: kind of orkie, kind of all right, but Marie and
Speaker 1: I are going to do this right this time. Here's
Speaker 1: Eric's beginning of my new Hinge profile bio.
Speaker 4: Can I get a drum roll? Please? You guys always
Speaker 4: ask me.
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 4: All right? I'm just gonna wait, I'm just gonna ring
Speaker 4: it it.
Speaker 2: Just read it.
Speaker 4: Picture Barbie, if she wrapped, if she swapped Malibu for
Speaker 4: a mic and added the soul of mother Teresa. I'm
Speaker 4: Laura Caane, longtime podcaster, storyteller, and open book with a
Speaker 4: sense of humor that's borderline outrageous in the best way.
Speaker 4: I can talk about anything, and I do, from the
Speaker 4: wild to the wonderful. No topic is too taboo, too tender,
Speaker 4: or too silly. I've got glam on the outside and
Speaker 4: gold on the inside. Whether I'm helping a stranger, deep
Speaker 4: diving into life's chaos on my show, or laughing at
Speaker 4: myself until I cry with my heart and never run
Speaker 4: out of things to say or feel. What I'm looking
Speaker 4: for is someone who can keep up with a fast talking,
Speaker 4: big loving, beautifully messy woman who lives fully and loves deeply.
Speaker 4: Bonus points if you laugh easily, listen well, and don't
Speaker 4: mind being talked into a spontaneous adventure or podcast segment.
Speaker 4: Fun facts. I probably told my life story into a
Speaker 4: mic more than once. I believe in kindness, second chances,
Speaker 4: and really good lipstick. I love hard, laugh loud, and
Speaker 4: live like tomorrow is an episode waiting to happen. Swipe
Speaker 4: right if you're ready for real talk, deep feels, and
Speaker 4: a woman who makes every day feel like a live show.
Speaker 4: I also can suck the chrome off of a bumper. Okay,
Speaker 4: I just do that.
Speaker 1: It I didn't really right, absolutely love it. Okay, that
Speaker 1: describes me perfectly.
Speaker 2: It was great and under no circumstance should that ever
Speaker 2: go on a dating app?
Speaker 1: Why that exploit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a that was a marketing pitch for
Speaker 2: your podcast. That was not about you. It was great.
Speaker 2: That is that is what you put on your resume,
Speaker 2: not on the dating app.
Speaker 1: You know. Okay, if we paired it down and took
Speaker 1: out the entertainment podcast aspect.
Speaker 2: Of it, it's not a pitch.
Speaker 1: It is a about you but it explains like how
Speaker 1: my personality is right off the bat.
Speaker 2: First it should be like max, like four or five sentences.
Speaker 1: Well, it's okay because.
Speaker 3: You can put like different paragraphs, like with questions and stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't want to write.
Speaker 3: I also like.
Speaker 1: I refer to myself in.
Speaker 4: The third person when you go out on your first date,
Speaker 4: say Laura doesn't.
Speaker 2: Like that, I will Eric. I think you have a
Speaker 2: promising career as a copywriter, but maybe not as a writer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely loved it. It's very special. It was good and
Speaker 1: he touched me.
Speaker 2: It's could go on your resume. Actually it was pretty good.
Speaker 2: It should not go on your dating app profile.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought at the very first sentences.
Speaker 1: But then after it's okay, Like no wrong vibe.
Speaker 3: The first sentences does do okay this kind of vibe,
Speaker 3: But no, I think it's good and it's hurt.
Speaker 1: Maybe some Eric knows me more better than just about
Speaker 1: anybody in this entire planet, and that he explained me perfectly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't I want to put that ride out there?
Speaker 1: And then the guys that were like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in this, that's just swipe away.
Speaker 2: You're right, just do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, that's a very good point. That's actually
Speaker 3: the whole point.
Speaker 1: What would you lead with? Honestly, if you were a
Speaker 1: dude looking for a woman and you were thinking.
Speaker 2: Of swiping kop I, honestly, I would look for something
Speaker 2: short and sweet. I'd be way more interesting. Those like
Speaker 2: smaller prompts like the you know, the question, the Q
Speaker 2: and a stuff. Right, that's more interesting than me.
Speaker 4: Typically.
Speaker 2: The the bio is just kind of at least in
Speaker 2: my mind, the biles is it like, you keep it short,
Speaker 2: you keep it sweet, something kind of funny, kind of
Speaker 2: like just interesting, not like a professional summary.
Speaker 1: Here's the box. I'm gonna go out here. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going out of the box this time. Why not what
Speaker 1: I have to lose?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now I'm gonna write Maurice.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, oh yeah, okay, Oh my gosh, yay, write Maurice.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, I have some things that women know.
Speaker 1: But I want to know if you guys know what
Speaker 1: these are. Okay, and we're going to do a little
Speaker 1: test and see who knows women best.
Speaker 2: Eric better than Eric, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some of these are a little Okay, okay. Why do
Speaker 1: girls use purple shampoo?
Speaker 4: Uh? It strips the chemicals out of their hair?
Speaker 2: What I actually don't know what purple shamp Is that
Speaker 2: a brand or an actual color of shampoo?
Speaker 1: It's there are many brands. It's the color of the shampoo.
Speaker 4: I don't know that. Oh wait, no, is it it's
Speaker 4: something that does it hold the color? It's something you're doing.
Speaker 1: Getting there, You're getting there.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give it to you because it's something
Speaker 4: to do with the color. Like it.
Speaker 1: What color is it?
Speaker 4: Red?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Blue?
Speaker 1: I'm giving I'm not giving either brown blonde? Thank you.
Speaker 1: When you go in and get your blonde highlights, use
Speaker 1: purple shampoo to brighten them up, okay, and to tone it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Laura would know about that.
Speaker 1: Believe me. I've got bottles, bottles and bottles. What's the
Speaker 1: difference between beb cream and ce sea cream?
Speaker 4: BB cream is for cellulite?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's CC cream?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Wrinkles?
Speaker 1: No, both are moisturizers. The beb cream is a lighter moisturizer,
Speaker 1: but it's tinted. See sea cream moisturizer, but a heavier
Speaker 1: found Oh.
Speaker 2: Wait, what type of I use moisturizer, but that no,
Speaker 2: no of them have that.
Speaker 1: Next time you go to the store, you'll see BBE
Speaker 1: cream and c C cream. If you go to the
Speaker 1: female ish stile, I'm a laroche. Oh nice, they have
Speaker 1: a nice tinted sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Sunscreen, baby, you get the SPF stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh nice. What is the point of derma planing your face?
Speaker 2: That's for scraping off dead skin?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: Did you know that?
Speaker 1: You knew that?
Speaker 4: I did? Bite thought it was a little something, all right?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Brian gets it? Okay. Uh. What is the
Speaker 1: difference between jaggings and leggings? Look like? Yeah, and leggings
Speaker 1: are just and jaggings are made of somewhat gene material.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were more. It was also common
Speaker 2: just for it to be like leggings with like a
Speaker 2: jagging like a gene print on them and not even
Speaker 2: necessarily a stretched in them.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that. Yeah, okay, you're probably right.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: What is PMS versus p m d D.
Speaker 4: PMS is actually stand first mental syntome. It's pret syndrome
Speaker 4: or post.
Speaker 2: It's pre pre and pmd D. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pm d D is a severe case of PMS. Like
Speaker 1: the most severe case. There is a stand for I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I didn't get that, but it's like it's
Speaker 1: maybe depressive disorder, like you really it really affects your
Speaker 1: feelings and your emotions and stuff. Like some women have
Speaker 1: it really bad. It's called PMDD. Okay. Why do girls
Speaker 1: put deodorant on their inner thighs sometimes so that they
Speaker 1: don't change?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: There you go. Good. What is hair perfume?
Speaker 4: And why use it to make your hair smell good? It?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the only thing it does because it's
Speaker 1: it's not dry shampoo.
Speaker 2: It's just thought perfume.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Okay, so I know three Erica zero, I have one?
Speaker 2: What did you the first one? The very Oh?
Speaker 4: When I got the first one?
Speaker 2: You got the purple one?
Speaker 1: No, because you said red hair. I took your point
Speaker 1: out away.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that it existed, so I feel
Speaker 2: like he.
Speaker 1: Gets it's shampoo.
Speaker 4: So anyway, sorry, Eric, Thanks, I know you're so good
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between tight lining your and lining? What
Speaker 1: is the difference when you when you're doing your makeup?
Speaker 1: What is the difference between tight lining and lining?
Speaker 2: Is that where your water line.
Speaker 4: Is that where you give it the little cat's eye,
Speaker 4: know your water line?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the difference between those two?
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 2: Is this some like mascare eye shadow? No, I don't
Speaker 2: even know. Is this where like you literally put it
Speaker 2: on the tip of your eyelid, like in your water line, yeah,
Speaker 2: versus right underneath it?
Speaker 1: What's tight lining? Then that you put it on the
Speaker 1: water line on the top of your eye, that's tight lining.
Speaker 2: This is water.
Speaker 1: A lot of like a lot of goth.
Speaker 2: People will never show a pencil that close to my eye.
Speaker 4: Oh when I do makeups, still, very still, she probably
Speaker 4: blinks like Nola, be careful, please, Marie, talk.
Speaker 3: To whatever she's gonna say. Just know she's violent.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: Look, I get the job done. I get it done quick.
Speaker 1: She usually has like ten minutes to get ready. My eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, stop being such a baby. I gotta
Speaker 1: put these I gotta cry by this off. And she's
Speaker 1: like you stop.
Speaker 2: She's like, I've got eye dropped for the redness.
Speaker 1: After you know, it's okay. Why do people set their
Speaker 1: makeup with powder.
Speaker 4: Because it's upset from it?
Speaker 1: Keeps it matt right, like yeah, siny yeah, no, chiny
Speaker 1: good okay, Eric, Oh my my thing is okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what is the vert? What's the difference between last extensions
Speaker 1: and lash lifts.
Speaker 2: Slash lifts just push them up, extensions make them longer.
Speaker 1: What are extensions?
Speaker 2: Extensions that glue onto your the base of your lashes?
Speaker 1: Brian, good job, good job. What's the difference between a
Speaker 1: braw lett and a regular bra?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just like the little cutlet.
Speaker 1: It's just like elastic little cutlets.
Speaker 4: Like they don't have the support wire.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I'm wearing a bralett right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no wonderwire, no sport.
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, you both get a point
Speaker 1: point end point. Okay. Why is dry shampoo and why
Speaker 1: is it used? What is it? Why is it used?
Speaker 2: Just don't like washing their hair because it's a pain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you wash your hair too much and
Speaker 4: it strips it of its natural oils. So the dry
Speaker 4: shampoo just gives you more time between washings.
Speaker 1: Because it do it does away with oil. Where you go, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll give you both even though I did it. You
Speaker 1: know what is slugging in skincare? Oh this is a
Speaker 1: new one for you that you might want slugging.
Speaker 4: Slugging Does it have something to do with snail?
Speaker 1: No, slugging can neither of you get. This is when
Speaker 1: you do your nighttime facial routine is wash your face
Speaker 1: on top of it to set in all the moisture
Speaker 1: so it stays overnight. It's called slugging, Okay, Brian, Brian
Speaker 1: gets dude, Dude, you.
Speaker 2: Can use vasoline for so many things. To god, it
Speaker 2: kind of feels. It feels a little like much. Sometimes
Speaker 2: thought it would make you.
Speaker 4: Break out, Now doesn't.
Speaker 2: Makes you gotta wash your pillowcase a lot though.
Speaker 1: Wow, women have two parts, well many parts, but here
Speaker 1: are two parts, the urethra and the vagina. Are those
Speaker 1: located in one hole or two holes?
Speaker 4: Too?
Speaker 1: Good job boy?
Speaker 2: Oh come on, no one actually believe that's all the
Speaker 2: same when your home on.
Speaker 1: Just try Okay, What is the difference between or what it?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What is hitting pan mean in makeup? What is hitting
Speaker 1: pan mean in makeup?
Speaker 4: Hitting pan.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like a slang term. Oh, I'm hitting pan.
Speaker 4: Like pancake makeup like it's too thick.
Speaker 1: Nope, it means you're reaching the end of the bottle
Speaker 1: and you could see like the end of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just like a slang term.
Speaker 2: Never heard that.
Speaker 1: Why would you use white eyeliner pencil on your lower
Speaker 1: lash line?
Speaker 4: It makes your eyes pop.
Speaker 1: Very good. I'm so impressed. And why would somebody say
Speaker 1: their outfit is coastal grandmother style?
Speaker 4: I feel like that's just an aesthetic.
Speaker 2: Because it's got lace coastal grandmother loose but kind of
Speaker 2: old fabrics, like a.
Speaker 4: Like a like one of those big like a moo, yeah,
Speaker 4: like but it's stylish.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, okay, you guys got it all right? And
Speaker 1: what is the difference between a Dewey and a Matt
Speaker 1: Foundation finish.
Speaker 4: Matt is a little nongolo as shiny, and what's the
Speaker 4: other one? Dewey that's brightens your skin. That's like a
Speaker 4: it gives you that like under the hot light, look
Speaker 4: where your skin's really shiny.
Speaker 1: Very glow. I wanted to get the glow. I wanted
Speaker 1: to get the glow. Okay, so that's it for this game.
Speaker 1: Let's see who won. Brian you have ten, Eric you
Speaker 1: have eight. Ooh, Bryan knows the lady.
Speaker 2: Who knew the straight guy would know the ladies more
Speaker 2: than I know, Like most of the makeup questions, they
Speaker 2: were kind of guesses.
Speaker 1: All right, now start writing. I'm wanting you to write
Speaker 1: a little bit of Marie's thing. While we're still in
Speaker 1: the air. I'm going to do this test. You have
Speaker 1: to do the test to write you know, you know what.
Speaker 1: We'll write it out together at the end of the show.
Speaker 1: We'll do this, then do that. Here's the Picky Eater
Speaker 1: test point for every item you would not eat. Okay, okay, ready,
Speaker 1: you guys will have access to a pen of some
Speaker 1: sort and paper. Well, just keep it in your mind.
Speaker 4: We'll keep it in our mind.
Speaker 1: Lettuce yeah, yeah, i'd eat that. Brussels sprouts yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, Brussels sprouts. Sometimes we'll just say no.
Speaker 1: Cucumber yes, Eggs yes, what eggs are awesome?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Deliver no no, Pickles yes, avocado yes, oranges yes, apples yes,
Speaker 1: wheat bread yes, sure, yogurts yes, ketchup yes, ranch dressing yes,
Speaker 1: blue cheese, canned tuna hell no, no, crab no, yeah,
Speaker 1: grapes yes, what color?
Speaker 2: Red? Red or better?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Green?
Speaker 2: But light red?
Speaker 1: Peanut butter yes, pork no tofu.
Speaker 2: I mean if it's mixed in well maybe, but not
Speaker 2: by itself.
Speaker 4: Obviously.
Speaker 1: Cabbage yes, zucchini yes, asparagus yes, no, tea yes, celery
Speaker 1: yes yes. I don't get it. Don't get it, don't
Speaker 1: get it. It doesn't make it. Has no flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you don't eat by itself? Okay, peanut
Speaker 2: butter ranch, Oh, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Eggs on a log? Whatever the heck?
Speaker 2: Ants and eggs on ans lo?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Egg plant yes? Uh no, peas yes, watermelon yes, pineapple,
Speaker 1: milk yes, Beets yes, no, mustard yes yeah, vinegar yes,
Speaker 1: raw fish like sushi okay, Oysters no, hell no mean neither.
Speaker 4: Shrimp no no.
Speaker 1: Sour dough bread yes yes, sure, turkey yes, onions yes,
Speaker 1: tomatoes yes, cauliflower yes, hell no. White chocolate yes, mushrooms yes, no,
Speaker 1: beans yes, strawberries yes yes, Bananas yes, grapefruit yes, no,
Speaker 1: raisins yes yes, Olives no, no, kind of all of
Speaker 1: what's olives? Mayonnaise yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I love it though?
Speaker 1: Oh hell no? And cool whip or mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: I don't think that man? Is it?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know how what the difference is?
Speaker 4: Cool whip has a dessert?
Speaker 1: Well, hold on if I'm like, what's the other manonnaise
Speaker 1: called cool whip right now.
Speaker 2: That's cream. Are you thinking of what's fake mayonnaise?
Speaker 1: What's fake mannaise?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the other mayonnaise? I know what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever, you just want the real one. Soy sauce, yes,
Speaker 1: cooked fish, yes, no, it doesn't matter what kind.
Speaker 2: I don't like seafood at all.
Speaker 1: Hal of it, all the way the rest.
Speaker 4: No, thank you.
Speaker 1: Snails no, no, have you ever had a snail? No?
Speaker 1: I did in Vegas ones. It wasn't horrible slimy, but
Speaker 1: then again, that was when I was in my drinking days.
Speaker 1: Chicken yes, Coffee yes, yeah, Beef hell no yes, Garlic yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of it, Carrots yes. Okay, well I probably had
Speaker 1: the most on this list, even though I didn't think so.
Speaker 2: I said no eighteen times.
Speaker 4: I had no eighteenth I think I said no times.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to get on this deity. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just start with let's go with an opening sentence
Speaker 1: for Mariase Bio, for her very serious, I'm all in,
Speaker 1: I'm committed to this dating app this time around, Bio.
Speaker 2: Okay, my name is maybe.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. We gotta start about off with like
Speaker 1: a bang like something fun, not a band?
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, wow, I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you not.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you won't, I just what's the point
Speaker 3: you okay, okay that to say that I'm French?
Speaker 2: You should okay, you should mention your French.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, French transplant, new to San Diego.
Speaker 1: But has she's not. She's not newspr years, She's I'm
Speaker 1: not really new, true, it's been a while. Okay, French girl,
Speaker 1: French woman, where are you going with this?
Speaker 2: No, boy, French woman, I already don't like a third person.
Speaker 2: I'm a Marie is a French woman in San Diego.
Speaker 1: French woman with.
Speaker 2: No This is like the most classless like.
Speaker 1: You can't start with I.
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 2: I am sure you can't?
Speaker 1: Do you? How about do you want to?
Speaker 2: You not making a sales pitch?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, jeez, I gotta think of this for
Speaker 4: a minute.
Speaker 1: I so I am. I'm gonna start with I am.
Speaker 2: You don't have to.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just.
Speaker 4: A girl looking for a.
Speaker 1: San Diego slash French woman who loves life's cute, who
Speaker 1: loves who loves greatly?
Speaker 4: What? Oh boy?
Speaker 2: All just like I feel like you know, like only
Speaker 2: like three cliched terms. Next, you're gonna be like and
Speaker 2: I live by, eat, pray, love like I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was gonna try to be honest. I
Speaker 1: want to want to say it is like projecting. She
Speaker 1: is a hard worker. She has her own restaurants alte
Speaker 1: in old Town and Escondido business own and in cool
Speaker 1: but business owner, French transplant. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think you should mention that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I speak three four languages. How many languages?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's don't put that in the bio.
Speaker 3: Spanish, Spanish, Italian, Spanish, Italian. I don't just pick it anymore.
Speaker 1: I've been where have you been? That's something that's like outstanding,
Speaker 1: been around the world.
Speaker 3: I love to travel.
Speaker 2: You put the pictures in there. You don't put in
Speaker 2: the bio.
Speaker 1: I love to travel is so incredibly boring.
Speaker 2: Okay, every white chick loves to travel. You put the
Speaker 2: cool pictures in the in the thing. Don't put it
Speaker 2: in the bio though.
Speaker 1: Who loves I'm just gonna say, who loves life?
Speaker 2: And back back now?
Speaker 1: Who loves being outside? Who loves the sunshine?
Speaker 3: She does, But I mean everybody does in San Diego.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Who loves to walk out in the sunshine?
Speaker 2: Now being outside was better, but that gives a very outdoorsy,
Speaker 2: campy vibes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't like camping.
Speaker 1: Okay, who loves the sunlight?
Speaker 3: All I remember?
Speaker 1: Loves the sunlight all right? And in the sky and
Speaker 1: in in people's spirit.
Speaker 2: No, hell my god, if I'm buying Maurice, If I was,
Speaker 2: if I was scrolling on a dating app and that
Speaker 2: popped up, I just shoot myself.
Speaker 1: It's a freak psychost.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: No, what are some things that you like? Like?
Speaker 2: She's like food, coffee.
Speaker 1: She loves cheese, and she loves bag ads, and she
Speaker 1: loves she does she like her favorite food?
Speaker 3: You say that's true? I love French food.
Speaker 1: She loves going home. So she can have all those
Speaker 1: things like all the time.
Speaker 2: And let's pick on some let's pick some qualities are
Speaker 2: a little more fun.
Speaker 1: Are you vegan? Are you vegetarian?
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's not. I don't, you know, don't put that there,
Speaker 1: don't put that on there.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Vegetar he's bio after just so we can.
Speaker 4: Do you speak do you speak any other languages besides
Speaker 4: French and English, in Spanish and Spanish?
Speaker 3: Okay, I leave a feers and it only so.
Speaker 1: I used to speak it to just put Italian on there.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you the advice. I'm not trying to sabotage you.
Speaker 2: This is quality advice.
Speaker 1: Go for it.
Speaker 2: I have been so I was saying, don't put vegetarian
Speaker 2: in the bioh.
Speaker 3: No that I know, I know, I know I wouldn't
Speaker 3: And I don't want people like I who what is
Speaker 3: it supposed to attract?
Speaker 1: Like? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a business owner.
Speaker 4: That is cool.
Speaker 3: I'm ambitious or are you?
Speaker 1: Are you a restaurant? Are you're a restaurant tour? Can
Speaker 1: you say that?
Speaker 2: Can she say that I put business owner, don't put ambitious.
Speaker 2: That's implied with business owner. Plus that sounds like and
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't like what it implied, like what people think
Speaker 3: he can.
Speaker 1: So I just I'm a business owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool, that's classy.
Speaker 1: Own her with hope, with dreams of.
Speaker 2: Dreams of.
Speaker 1: Who were who loves to works hard but plays No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: This is awful.
Speaker 3: That's hard. He's being very harsh.
Speaker 1: But any yeah, you want somebody.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm just disagreeing loudly.
Speaker 1: I'm right, Okay, I know exactly to put I who
Speaker 1: works hard, but I am a secret submissive.
Speaker 2: No, it is two.
Speaker 3: Nothing nothing sexual.
Speaker 2: Really nothing sexual. And you put submissive in the.
Speaker 1: Bios suggestions about dating ideas.
Speaker 2: I get to after three dreams, I'm a lightweight.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the coolest thing you've ever seen? Just let's just.
Speaker 3: Something.
Speaker 1: What is like, the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Okay?
Speaker 3: Diving? That was pretty beauty.
Speaker 1: Okay, the most beautiful in feete in Okay, the most
Speaker 1: beautiful thing I've seen? Well, yeah, is the water? Is
Speaker 1: the is the water?
Speaker 3: The diving.
Speaker 1: In New Guinea. That's New Guinea.
Speaker 2: I just don't think they call it that.
Speaker 1: They just say New Guinea.
Speaker 2: What you say it like that?
Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate all of this New Guinea
Speaker 1: are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen is that diving,
Speaker 1: And it was gorgeous and that's something I really love
Speaker 1: to do. Well, obviously, you Okay, how should we end
Speaker 1: this thing?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: I think we need a better first line too. You
Speaker 2: need a good hook.
Speaker 1: I'm just a San Diego French woman who loves the sunlight.
Speaker 4: Okay, Brian, so dark and.
Speaker 1: Every time it's sunny, she gets so excited. If she
Speaker 1: has like a little free time, she will go outside
Speaker 1: and sit outside.
Speaker 4: I've been missing loves it.
Speaker 1: I do I do it.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you Okay, how do you start this? Brian?
Speaker 1: You started off knowing what you know about Marie. Now
Speaker 1: how do you start off this? We need a beginner
Speaker 1: banger of a sentence, something that will catch some guy's eye.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, actually I'm excited to hear Eric. I have
Speaker 2: to think about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know, Like, okay, you're on a site,
Speaker 1: you're looking I would do with something funny would catch
Speaker 1: your eye?
Speaker 2: Is good. I might also actually just introduce myself to
Speaker 2: my name to make it very kind of casual. It's
Speaker 2: a little cringe, but there's a there is a little
Speaker 2: bit of cringe. It's okay for dating. I profile that's hello, No, hey,
Speaker 2: come on, it's evening.
Speaker 1: I think she's.
Speaker 2: Noo is like, that's just like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have to say hi or something like yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm done with Marie.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's here, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: I think I just chatt gbted it.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what it came.
Speaker 3: I'm sure said to be he would do something actually okay.
Speaker 1: But better than me, for sure, let's hear it.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I said. My name is Marie.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 4: I was born and raised in France. Now I'm I'm
Speaker 4: now soaking up the California's son in San Diego. I'm
Speaker 4: a business owner with a big heart, a curious mind,
Speaker 4: and a serious love for good cheese.
Speaker 1: Okay, you take that.
Speaker 4: Life is better with sunshine, laughter and someone to share
Speaker 4: a glass of wine and stories with. Well, that's cute.
Speaker 3: She loves it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for someone who's confident, kind and can appreciate
Speaker 4: little joys in life, like a perfect baguette or a
Speaker 4: spontaneous we can get away. Bonus points if you love
Speaker 4: the outdoors, enjoy great conversation, and don't mind my slight
Speaker 4: French accent or that I work a lot. Let's see. Well, Well,
Speaker 4: fun facts about me. I'll always say yes to a
Speaker 4: each day. I make a mean charcouterie board. I believe
Speaker 4: work should be something you love, and I've built my
Speaker 4: life around that. Let's skip the small talk and dive
Speaker 4: into something real.
Speaker 1: Meaning beaut the last that means like, let's just get
Speaker 1: to the bank.
Speaker 2: I was terrible.
Speaker 1: It was it was actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: Some of the cheesy right after a business owner.
Speaker 1: But she was like she was melting over here.
Speaker 4: She liked it. She was melting.
Speaker 2: Well, god, she was in love already with the profile.
Speaker 1: We have some great new pictures of her. Because that
Speaker 1: was the last time we did it, we didn't have
Speaker 1: that many of you. So now we have some great ones.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we need to do a photography session.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't because we have a lot more now
Speaker 1: that she can post that I've curated for this exact thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm actually a little nervous. You guys, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna write Brian's now.
Speaker 1: You're worried about the pictures.
Speaker 2: It's actually very important with.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, please explain if we were to post four.
Speaker 2: What are the four I have to see them?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know what don't what should we
Speaker 1: not post?
Speaker 2: Nothing with anyone else?
Speaker 1: So no girlfriends, no, no parents.
Speaker 2: They are they should be like you should be the main.
Speaker 2: It should be immediately apparent distraction.
Speaker 1: I've seen the ones with like yeah, you don't put
Speaker 1: up then he says sunglasses on or something.
Speaker 2: Some variety is good obviously once you look good in
Speaker 2: and things that are not just like I would only
Speaker 2: I'd say maximum of one.
Speaker 4: Just very plain photo where it's you know.
Speaker 1: Not the real her, like the real This is what
Speaker 1: you would want most.
Speaker 2: You're like one of them that's like your profile pictures. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's very polish and it looks nice. There should be
Speaker 2: like fun stuff that are also telling something.
Speaker 1: About you and a full body and a face a
Speaker 1: face one, a full body one and activity one.
Speaker 4: Sure, and.
Speaker 2: Travel photos are great. I think a photo that's maybe
Speaker 2: you doing something that you would normally do, like like
Speaker 2: locally stuff like that, you know, like a diving picture.
Speaker 4: Well locally, but the travel.
Speaker 1: One maybe, I don't know. We'll figure it out. I
Speaker 1: will get them together. Oh she's looking at me like,
Speaker 1: oh no, you know the hell you will not. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you did a good job, Eric or chat GBT.
Speaker 1: Did I think that was you? The one you wrote
Speaker 1: was from your heart for me? Right?
Speaker 4: Did you.
Speaker 1: Really? AI? Is scaring that I have to I have
Speaker 1: to give admit something.
Speaker 4: I have to give props to my dear K pop.
Speaker 1: What's K pop?
Speaker 4: Karen? Oh? Really yeah?
Speaker 1: Karen wrote that about me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What in like three minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like Karen knows you better than I do.
Speaker 1: Tell her, I'm so touched. I love Karen. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to creep myself back down
Speaker 1: to three just because of that. She can move up
Speaker 1: to two because she's so wonderful. That was so sweet, Karen,
Speaker 1: My your old K pop? All right?
Speaker 4: I have Brian's Okay, Oh damn it, just go back.
Speaker 2: I'll never know.
Speaker 1: Oh geezh, sign up?
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 4: I don't let me do it again.
Speaker 2: Look, there is no bio that'd be good for me,
Speaker 2: because realistically I probably would never use a dating app.
Speaker 1: Why is that.
Speaker 4: I'm just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good way.
Speaker 2: To I'm not hitting against it. I don't have any
Speaker 2: like shade towards dating apps. It's just not my style. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't think i'd be good
Speaker 2: in that setting meeting people.
Speaker 1: I think you should try it only because you're living
Speaker 1: a little far.
Speaker 2: I do not delve into my personal.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying your work that you do does not
Speaker 1: allow you to go out and meet a whole lot
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's work. I don't meet people at work.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people do meet people at work
Speaker 1: if they have people around you work from home.
Speaker 2: Sometimes just go out and meet people.
Speaker 4: Here's Brian about you.
Speaker 2: Okay, my name is Brian.
Speaker 4: I'm level headed, thoughtful, and always up for a good conversation,
Speaker 4: especially if it's about film. I'm the kind of guy
Speaker 4: who can quote Kubrick and crack a joke in the
Speaker 4: same breath, smart without the ego, calm under pressure, and
Speaker 4: always curious about the world. I believe a great date
Speaker 4: involves laughter, a meaningful exchange, and maybe a movie that
Speaker 4: leaves you thinking long after the credits roll. My hobbies
Speaker 4: are cinema from classic standy gems, reading weekend hikes, and
Speaker 4: exploring new coffee shops. I'm also the friend everyone calls
Speaker 4: when they're when they need a solid recommendation, film, book,
Speaker 4: or otherwise. I'm looking for someone who values authenticity, can
Speaker 4: challenge me intellectually, and enjoys a mix of laid back
Speaker 4: nights and deep conversations. Bonus points if you love movies,
Speaker 4: but I'm also learning what makes you tick.
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds nice and all, but if I showed
Speaker 2: up after they read that, they would think they got catfished.
Speaker 2: Well written.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy sounds too. It was sweet, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't know there were some of those things
Speaker 1: on there. I'm like, no, Look, the first day he
Speaker 1: goes on, he's like not into the he's going to
Speaker 1: be true? Well, no, I'm just giving you a scenario
Speaker 1: on the charm on dates you she's into you. No,
Speaker 1: there's no doubt she's into you. Okay, but you realize,
Speaker 1: like maybe ten minutes in, this is not my jym,
Speaker 1: I'll not liking this. You'd go through with the date?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm going to walk out a date. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's such a mean thing to do.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm just asking. And then you would how
Speaker 1: would you put her?
Speaker 2: Send a text afterwards? Hey, have a nice time. I
Speaker 2: just don't think like it's I don't think it's going
Speaker 2: to work out. Oh god, how else did.
Speaker 1: You do it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually good. I think it's actually good.
Speaker 3: You don't want to lose any time?
Speaker 1: No awful, I know, what happened to me.
Speaker 2: That's a low way to do it. The only people
Speaker 2: you ghost is if you only wanted to sleep with them.
Speaker 2: If it's like so nockamittal, then you don't eat a text.
Speaker 1: You just can just the twenty nine year old. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe he wanted to sleep with me, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Oh, really, oh god, that's do you think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Did he? Yes? He did? Okay, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that, you know what? That makes me feel good.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't want to, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want date a twenty nine year old. What am
Speaker 1: I thinking?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm crashing out.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, we are gonna just do something. Oh Mother's
Speaker 1: Day weekend? Oh yes it is on Sunday. I know,
Speaker 1: so you have time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will be in Vegas. I will have some stories.
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Who are you saying?
Speaker 4: What am I seeing? I'm going for a wedding. Oh?
Speaker 2: Why do you look at you like like why don't
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: How dare you not know my schedule? I know, but
Speaker 1: he has told me this like a hundred times.
Speaker 2: That's why it's okay. I'm like that too.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll hear all about that. And some fun stuff
Speaker 1: we got always a lot of great things cooked up.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for watching and listening, and
Speaker 1: we love you so much and love your podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Marie, thank you, Marie, thank you.
Speaker 1: Love you be sweet babies. I love you.