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<v Speaker 1>One one on our lads rock Station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j r R. A couple little housekeeping things here.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your vote in for you say it, we play

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<v Speaker 1>it before nine. You can do that on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole featured band this morning. Uh after you say

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<v Speaker 1>we play it, your first rock the Bank cash keyword

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<v Speaker 1>will come your way. Chance to win one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>So good things in store for you over the balance

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<v Speaker 1>of our show this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody just texted in at two two five Tues. Six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good way to communicate with us. Yo, were

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<v Speaker 2>doing the Off the Air podcast today. I missed it

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<v Speaker 2>last week because I had some flip thing going on,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, high life.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, yes, literally the Walking Wounded.

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<v Speaker 2>We are doing the Off the Air podcast today with

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<v Speaker 2>special guest Ray from over at Excel.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she'll join us.

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<v Speaker 2>H Yeah, I had to get the okay from Johnny Magic.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you got his blessing. All right, it's cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to join us live for that. That

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<v Speaker 1>takes place right after the show on Facebook Live. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start with this. I don't think there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of pushback. I don't think here people magazine

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<v Speaker 1>has named sixty two year old Demi Moore this year's

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<v Speaker 1>most Beautiful Person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not pushing back. I like to push in.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the cover.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut Wow, good job, Demy. You're crazy as can be.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, she's still a loony.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was looney.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she went off a rocker. I saw something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what channel that was on or

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<v Speaker 2>what it was, but it was her walking in a

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<v Speaker 2>garden saying, I've been in seclusion and.

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<v Speaker 1>These Hollywood types sometimes you know, yeah, on these ball tangents,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that's that's what they do. Yeah, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>He had no argument here, people magazine, go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, my understanding is she's gonna have a much

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<v Speaker 1>more expanded role in season two of land Man, limited

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<v Speaker 1>appearances from her character in the first season.

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<v Speaker 2>Still didn't still didn't start watching it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it. No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say I'm getting a paramount plus today

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<v Speaker 2>to start watching it. But now I found out that

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<v Speaker 2>my HBO max is gonna go up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's only if you want to add somebody on to

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<v Speaker 1>it outside of the household.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's the situation. Hey, what Barre. What bar

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<v Speaker 2>did John Taffer go to in Orlando? We don't know yet, do.

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<v Speaker 1>We Yeah, Off the top of my head, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on Orange North, Orangey that helps sports slash game Bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see it air with? I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>aired yet. They're just they're doing the new season as

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<v Speaker 1>we speak. If somebody knows that name of that bar,

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<v Speaker 1>just hit us on the text line. They're doing one

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<v Speaker 1>in Melbourne as well. Actually, I think they did the

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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne one as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We heard we were going to be on one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you did not hear that. It was inquired abouts?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever follow up on that?

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny, speaking of Johnny Magic, who has the connection to

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<v Speaker 1>the Bar Rescue, said he was gonna let them know

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<v Speaker 1>of our interest of being the undercover operatives at one

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<v Speaker 1>of the Central Florida once. I'm assuming he let them

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<v Speaker 1>know of our interest. And he said, aren't exactly camera ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I know that one's gonna eat out a

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<v Speaker 2>house in hold and that one's gonna drink us out

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<v Speaker 2>of house in hold. Have them done? Come on lynch

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<v Speaker 2>in Taka to have her, somebody said, just texting then

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<v Speaker 2>to say I hope you guys have an amazing day.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for always get my days started great.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening. Man, We say it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have a show without you listening. So thank

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<v Speaker 2>you seriously agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daily Jelly Roll in the news item here and again,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just repeat to be on the record here. We

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<v Speaker 1>love Jelly Roll. He's our boy. He is we we

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're on the Jelly Roll bandwagon very early.

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<v Speaker 2>On, but I feel like I way too many Jelly

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<v Speaker 2>Rolls as of late, and then we're getting overdoses.

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<v Speaker 1>The Tennessee Board of Parole has just recommended that Jelly

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<v Speaker 1>Roll receive a full pardon, meaning that his past felony

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<v Speaker 1>conviction for aggravated assault would no longer be on his record.

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<v Speaker 1>Jelly Roll said at the parole hearing, he said, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be an inspiration for people, for people who

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<v Speaker 1>are now where I used to be. He's been very

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<v Speaker 1>honest about his his transgressions. That Board of Parole recommended

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<v Speaker 1>that Jelly received the hearten. The sheriff there also spoke

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<v Speaker 1>on behalf of Jelly and apparently the ball now lands

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<v Speaker 1>in the court of the governor, who loved the governor

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<v Speaker 1>there who after the parole board unanimously recommended his pardon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now in the hands of the governor. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a guy that people talk to us about

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. Like Pat said, we were buddies with

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<v Speaker 2>him before he struck it huge. And is this a

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<v Speaker 2>kind of guy who pulled up to a drive through

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<v Speaker 2>and asked how many people were working there, and then

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<v Speaker 2>venmoe the person running the drive through a certain amount

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<v Speaker 2>of money to hand out a hundred bucks to everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. We might have been more. I don't even remember.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got another headline of the week contender here. After

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat of a drought and shortcomings of last week, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we have over delivered this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on, my recorder is so full of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Rather than him trying to actually write these down to

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<v Speaker 1>keep track of he just runs the recorder on his iPhone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, your special iPhone that nobody else has.

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<v Speaker 2>It's recording all this with you talking about me right

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixth sixth graders science experiment answers Do cat buttholes touch

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<v Speaker 1>every surface they sit on?

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<v Speaker 2>The sixth grader did this?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixth grader and his mom did a science experiment to

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<v Speaker 1>confirm or deny that cat buttholes touch every surface they

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<v Speaker 1>sit on, and without getting cut graphic here, they were

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<v Speaker 1>able to confirm that, no, they do not touch every

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<v Speaker 1>surface they sit on by applying lipstick to the anus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this lady is raising a serial killer.

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<v Speaker 2>She had her sixth sixth grader. Well, then again, I

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<v Speaker 2>was than sixth grade.

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<v Speaker 1>The hell was able to get their cat to sit

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<v Speaker 1>still to don't tolerate that. I to you, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Just getting those darn things in the in the carrying box,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like bloody word. I mean, you just all fours

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<v Speaker 2>out when it's time for the box. Yes, you know

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<v Speaker 2>the trick right forgetting a cat in the box. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not a jack in the box, the cat and the hat. No,

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<v Speaker 2>how about that. You know what to get a cat

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<v Speaker 2>in the carrying box? You know what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Do them?

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<v Speaker 2>Grab them? But no, you grab them by the scruff

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<v Speaker 2>of the neck like like mother cougars. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Like did me?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>And you grab and then just pick up and it

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<v Speaker 2>makes them relaxed. They think back to mom, I hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>I anyway, I did not have do cat buttholes touch

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<v Speaker 1>every surface they sit on? Uh, on my list of

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<v Speaker 1>possible things that would show up in a headline.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're right, though, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>That Hell, I didn't even have butthole stop.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times can you say I think we're head

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<v Speaker 2>onto the week? That uh that, I think that just

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<v Speaker 2>went straight to the top.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I was saying. It's it's been a it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty quality headline of the week and tender situation.

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<v Speaker 1>There's still another day to go, I know, so don't

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<v Speaker 1>take my advice at all.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it. But uh, Laura from New Summer Beach

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<v Speaker 2>and thanks Roy. He's putting a smile on my face,

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<v Speaker 2>rocking my world. Thank you. Oh cat edibles are dogs

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<v Speaker 2>on those every now and then, dude, get that dog

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<v Speaker 2>pat when he's by the Honor One day he walked

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<v Speaker 2>into is Teddy on drugs? He's just like this beat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he was jailed out.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally I have this. We really don't need to go

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<v Speaker 1>into a lot of elaboration here, but how do you

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<v Speaker 1>know you've been to one hell of a bachelor party?

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<v Speaker 2>Just hold on read this top Nope, not top text. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>actually you could do a few of them, but read

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<v Speaker 2>that one about the cat, the bet, the cat lick,

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<v Speaker 2>the lipsticklusive. You're failing. A sixth grader who got to

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<v Speaker 2>tell all his friends in science class.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know, if you have the capability of reaching

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<v Speaker 1>that far, you're gonna do it. Uh huh, that's it's

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<v Speaker 1>just that's nature.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, where's PETA when you need them? Somebody else said, taka,

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<v Speaker 2>you see that email that sent you a lot of times?

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<v Speaker 2>If you send me an email with a link, I

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<v Speaker 2>wait to open it because I know Pat will have

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<v Speaker 2>it in idiotology just to be on the record, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know any of the stories ahead

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<v Speaker 2>of time.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know you've been one hell of a

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<v Speaker 1>bachelor party?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Busted your teeth out?

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<v Speaker 1>He go to one in Ireland with a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>your Irish buddies. Uh uh b lose your car for

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they park the car? Forget it?

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<v Speaker 1>Was a dude, where's my car? Situation? For this Irish guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He showed up to the bachelor party and by the

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<v Speaker 1>time the thing was over, he had the foggiest idea

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<v Speaker 1>where he put his car. It doesn't it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't even sound like they ended up in the

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<v Speaker 1>same town where they started, so he's it took him

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks to find his car.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, find my does does your drone have there? What's

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<v Speaker 2>that thing called droid android?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they do?

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<v Speaker 2>They have a find my thing? They have to have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea that one. It saved me when I when

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<v Speaker 2>I worked when I was out at the Central Florida

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<v Speaker 2>Fairgrounds for the Battle of the Bands. That let a

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<v Speaker 2>wallet and phone in an Ober find my well, thank god,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with the special phone you have and all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's Rock Station