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Speaker 2: Somebody just texted in at two two five Tues. Six.
Speaker 2: That's a good way to communicate with us. Yo, were
Speaker 2: doing the Off the Air podcast today. I missed it
Speaker 2: last week because I had some flip thing going on,
Speaker 2: I know, high life.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yes, literally the Walking Wounded.
Speaker 2: We are doing the Off the Air podcast today with
Speaker 2: special guest Ray from over at Excel.
Speaker 1: Oh, she'll join us.
Speaker 2: H Yeah, I had to get the okay from Johnny Magic.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got his blessing. All right, it's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to join us live for that. That
Speaker 1: takes place right after the show on Facebook Live. All right,
Speaker 1: let's start with this. I don't think there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of pushback. I don't think here people magazine
Speaker 1: has named sixty two year old Demi Moore this year's
Speaker 1: most Beautiful Person.
Speaker 2: I'm not pushing back. I like to push in.
Speaker 1: There's the cover.
Speaker 2: Shut Wow, good job, Demy. You're crazy as can be.
Speaker 2: But you know, she's still a loony.
Speaker 1: I think she was looney.
Speaker 2: I thought she went off a rocker. I saw something.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what channel that was on or
Speaker 2: what it was, but it was her walking in a
Speaker 2: garden saying, I've been in seclusion and.
Speaker 1: These Hollywood types sometimes you know, yeah, on these ball tangents,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's that's what they do. Yeah, she said.
Speaker 1: He had no argument here, people magazine, go for it.
Speaker 1: To me, my understanding is she's gonna have a much
Speaker 1: more expanded role in season two of land Man, limited
Speaker 1: appearances from her character in the first season.
Speaker 2: Still didn't still didn't start watching it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I'm getting a paramount plus today
Speaker 2: to start watching it. But now I found out that
Speaker 2: my HBO max is gonna go up.
Speaker 1: That's only if you want to add somebody on to
Speaker 1: it outside of the household.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the situation. Hey, what Barre. What bar
Speaker 2: did John Taffer go to in Orlando? We don't know yet, do.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, Off the top of my head, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It's on Orange North, Orangey that helps sports slash game Bar.
Speaker 1: Did you see it air with? I don't think it's
Speaker 1: aired yet. They're just they're doing the new season as
Speaker 1: we speak. If somebody knows that name of that bar,
Speaker 1: just hit us on the text line. They're doing one
Speaker 1: in Melbourne as well. Actually, I think they did the
Speaker 1: Melbourne one as well.
Speaker 2: We heard we were going to be on one of these.
Speaker 1: No, no, you did not hear that. It was inquired abouts?
Speaker 2: Did you ever follow up on that?
Speaker 1: Johnny, speaking of Johnny Magic, who has the connection to
Speaker 1: the Bar Rescue, said he was gonna let them know
Speaker 1: of our interest of being the undercover operatives at one
Speaker 1: of the Central Florida once. I'm assuming he let them
Speaker 1: know of our interest. And he said, aren't exactly camera ready?
Speaker 2: Come on, I know that one's gonna eat out a
Speaker 2: house in hold and that one's gonna drink us out
Speaker 2: of house in hold. Have them done? Come on lynch
Speaker 2: in Taka to have her, somebody said, just texting then
Speaker 2: to say I hope you guys have an amazing day.
Speaker 2: Thank you for always get my days started great.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Man, We say it all the time.
Speaker 2: We don't have a show without you listening. So thank
Speaker 2: you seriously agree.
Speaker 1: Your daily Jelly Roll in the news item here and again,
Speaker 1: let's just repeat to be on the record here. We
Speaker 1: love Jelly Roll. He's our boy. He is we we
Speaker 1: you know, we're on the Jelly Roll bandwagon very early.
Speaker 2: On, but I feel like I way too many Jelly
Speaker 2: Rolls as of late, and then we're getting overdoses.
Speaker 1: The Tennessee Board of Parole has just recommended that Jelly
Speaker 1: Roll receive a full pardon, meaning that his past felony
Speaker 1: conviction for aggravated assault would no longer be on his record.
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll said at the parole hearing, he said, I
Speaker 1: want to be an inspiration for people, for people who
Speaker 1: are now where I used to be. He's been very
Speaker 1: honest about his his transgressions. That Board of Parole recommended
Speaker 1: that Jelly received the hearten. The sheriff there also spoke
Speaker 1: on behalf of Jelly and apparently the ball now lands
Speaker 1: in the court of the governor, who loved the governor
Speaker 1: there who after the parole board unanimously recommended his pardon.
Speaker 1: It's now in the hands of the governor. We'll see.
Speaker 2: This is a guy that people talk to us about
Speaker 2: all the time. Like Pat said, we were buddies with
Speaker 2: him before he struck it huge. And is this a
Speaker 2: kind of guy who pulled up to a drive through
Speaker 2: and asked how many people were working there, and then
Speaker 2: venmoe the person running the drive through a certain amount
Speaker 2: of money to hand out a hundred bucks to everybody.
Speaker 2: That's cool. We might have been more. I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: We've got another headline of the week contender here. After
Speaker 1: somewhat of a drought and shortcomings of last week, I
Speaker 1: think we have over delivered this week.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, my recorder is so full of stuff.
Speaker 1: Rather than him trying to actually write these down to
Speaker 1: keep track of he just runs the recorder on his iPhone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, your special iPhone that nobody else has.
Speaker 2: It's recording all this with you talking about me right
Speaker 2: in front of me.
Speaker 1: Sixth sixth graders science experiment answers Do cat buttholes touch
Speaker 1: every surface they sit on?
Speaker 2: The sixth grader did this?
Speaker 1: Sixth grader and his mom did a science experiment to
Speaker 1: confirm or deny that cat buttholes touch every surface they
Speaker 1: sit on, and without getting cut graphic here, they were
Speaker 1: able to confirm that, no, they do not touch every
Speaker 1: surface they sit on by applying lipstick to the anus.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this lady is raising a serial killer.
Speaker 2: She had her sixth sixth grader. Well, then again, I
Speaker 2: was than sixth grade.
Speaker 1: The hell was able to get their cat to sit
Speaker 1: still to don't tolerate that. I to you, I told
Speaker 1: you yesterday.
Speaker 2: Just getting those darn things in the in the carrying box,
Speaker 2: that's like bloody word. I mean, you just all fours
Speaker 2: out when it's time for the box. Yes, you know
Speaker 2: the trick right forgetting a cat in the box. It's
Speaker 2: not a jack in the box, the cat and the hat. No,
Speaker 2: how about that. You know what to get a cat
Speaker 2: in the carrying box? You know what you do?
Speaker 1: Do them?
Speaker 2: Grab them? But no, you grab them by the scruff
Speaker 2: of the neck like like mother cougars. Do you know?
Speaker 2: Like did me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: And you grab and then just pick up and it
Speaker 2: makes them relaxed. They think back to mom, I hate that.
Speaker 1: I anyway, I did not have do cat buttholes touch
Speaker 1: every surface they sit on? Uh, on my list of
Speaker 1: possible things that would show up in a headline.
Speaker 2: I think you're right, though, I think.
Speaker 1: That Hell, I didn't even have butthole stop.
Speaker 2: How many times can you say I think we're head
Speaker 2: onto the week? That uh that, I think that just
Speaker 2: went straight to the top.
Speaker 1: That's I was saying. It's it's been a it's been
Speaker 1: a pretty quality headline of the week and tender situation.
Speaker 1: There's still another day to go, I know, so don't
Speaker 1: take my advice at all.
Speaker 2: This is it. But uh, Laura from New Summer Beach
Speaker 2: and thanks Roy. He's putting a smile on my face,
Speaker 2: rocking my world. Thank you. Oh cat edibles are dogs
Speaker 2: on those every now and then, dude, get that dog
Speaker 2: pat when he's by the Honor One day he walked
Speaker 2: into is Teddy on drugs? He's just like this beat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was jailed out.
Speaker 1: Finally I have this. We really don't need to go
Speaker 1: into a lot of elaboration here, but how do you
Speaker 1: know you've been to one hell of a bachelor party?
Speaker 2: Just hold on read this top Nope, not top text. Well,
Speaker 2: actually you could do a few of them, but read
Speaker 2: that one about the cat, the bet, the cat lick,
Speaker 2: the lipsticklusive. You're failing. A sixth grader who got to
Speaker 2: tell all his friends in science class.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know, if you have the capability of reaching
Speaker 1: that far, you're gonna do it. Uh huh, that's it's
Speaker 1: just that's nature.
Speaker 2: They said, where's PETA when you need them? Somebody else said, taka,
Speaker 2: you see that email that sent you a lot of times?
Speaker 2: If you send me an email with a link, I
Speaker 2: wait to open it because I know Pat will have
Speaker 2: it in idiotology just to be on the record, and
Speaker 2: I don't want to know any of the stories ahead
Speaker 2: of time.
Speaker 1: How do you know you've been one hell of a
Speaker 1: bachelor party?
Speaker 2: Uh? Busted your teeth out?
Speaker 1: He go to one in Ireland with a bunch of
Speaker 1: your Irish buddies. Uh uh b lose your car for
Speaker 1: three weeks?
Speaker 2: Did they park the car? Forget it?
Speaker 1: Was a dude, where's my car? Situation? For this Irish guy.
Speaker 1: He showed up to the bachelor party and by the
Speaker 1: time the thing was over, he had the foggiest idea
Speaker 1: where he put his car. It doesn't it sounds like
Speaker 1: it doesn't even sound like they ended up in the
Speaker 1: same town where they started, so he's it took him
Speaker 1: three weeks to find his car.
Speaker 2: Sir, find my does does your drone have there? What's
Speaker 2: that thing called droid android?
Speaker 1: Do they do?
Speaker 2: They have a find my thing? They have to have
Speaker 2: no idea that one. It saved me when I when
Speaker 2: I worked when I was out at the Central Florida
Speaker 2: Fairgrounds for the Battle of the Bands. That let a
Speaker 2: wallet and phone in an Ober find my well, thank god,
Speaker 2: you know, with the special phone you have and all that.
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