Speaker 1: Congratulations Paul Humphrey, local boy, done good. He is your
Speaker 1: new chief of police.
Speaker 2: And it's the support of the Tony and Dwight Show
Speaker 2: with Dave Jennings. Don't know what that means. Oh, he
Speaker 2: like it does.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's just in. Paul Hwfrey request that we don't
Speaker 3: endorse him.
Speaker 2: They call us the Kingmakers.
Speaker 1: Yes, you see arguments in those movies, and they're like,
Speaker 1: don't be on my side.
Speaker 3: It's like the gym I go to the gym I
Speaker 3: go to specifically ask me not to wear their gear.
Speaker 3: But why what help? No? No, no, you're helping by.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got plenty of news and notes when
Speaker 1: it comes to pop culture.
Speaker 2: Let's find out if we know anything about it. Would
Speaker 2: click it or skip it? Dave Jennings tell me if
Speaker 2: we're gonna learn more or not. Here we go again.
Speaker 2: J Lo and Ben Affleck reportedly spotted kissing.
Speaker 3: Shut the front. No, stop.
Speaker 2: On the table.
Speaker 3: You got to touch that damn stove.
Speaker 2: Right stop click on it obviously. Oh boy, is there
Speaker 2: a chance that Jalo and Ben are getting back together?
Speaker 2: Conflicting reports are saying that the couple were spotted lacking
Speaker 2: lips in public recently despite their ongoing divorced well, others
Speaker 2: say there was no pda. Ben and Jlo are currently
Speaker 2: at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, holding
Speaker 2: hands and kissing. The kids are with them, but at
Speaker 2: a separate table. That's according to page six. However, for TMZ,
Speaker 2: the two seem to be cold with each other and
Speaker 2: we're definitely not kissing, let alone holding hands. Ah. So
Speaker 2: the report was a lot somebody making something maybe.
Speaker 1: Because you know, if that happens, you wake up the
Speaker 1: next morning you're like, this was a mistake.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not judging tequila again. This was.
Speaker 1: Especially when she jumps in bed with a little French
Speaker 1: toast and gets about two inches from your like, wee,
Speaker 1: good morning, sweetie.
Speaker 3: We'll go ahead, ta king.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought we only going into tkday headline.
Speaker 2: Colin Jos says, Scarlett Johansson is okay with his two
Speaker 2: hundred eighty thousand dollars fairy. I'm expensive, but I'm wor
Speaker 2: you know what, uh click on it. That is the
Speaker 2: boyfriend or husband. I don't even know. Isn't he the
Speaker 2: guy on Saturday Night Live? I don't know. I haven't
Speaker 2: watched it. I haven't watched it twenty years.
Speaker 3: K he does.
Speaker 1: I've sent you clips before. There's two guys that do
Speaker 1: the nightly what's that set up on? Oh weekend update?
Speaker 1: We turn update? Yeah, all right, he's the white guy
Speaker 1: on that show.
Speaker 2: Gotcha? Okay. He's peeled back the curtain on his infamous
Speaker 2: purchase of a fairy in Long Island that set him
Speaker 2: back two hundred and eighty thousand dollars. He said that
Speaker 2: when he told his wife Scarlett about the big purchase,
Speaker 2: she didn't believe him, but once she finally knew he
Speaker 2: wasn't joking, she's been super supportive, even though he and
Speaker 2: Pete Davidson haven't done a ton with it yet. So
Speaker 2: they went in on it together. She now obviously sees
Speaker 2: the value in it, but it's also like it's not
Speaker 2: becoming something that is a defining thing for you guys
Speaker 2: and an interesting thing for you guys, so you should
Speaker 2: take it seriously. I don't what a stupid story. That
Speaker 2: is business? Not an expensive boat.
Speaker 3: I think it was the Stanton Island Ferry, though, I
Speaker 3: mean it's what I think it was a statement.
Speaker 2: They bought a former faerry.
Speaker 3: There's no former about it, Okay, stop it? So uh.
Speaker 3: I think they bought the Staten Island Ferry, which is.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't think you should be buying
Speaker 2: or selling any fairies. No, I wouldn't think so I
Speaker 2: don't either.
Speaker 1: I think once you retire being of a fairy, that's it.
Speaker 1: I will say, let me tell you something. Once you ferry,
Speaker 1: once you get, but you gotta go back. You know,
Speaker 1: you could be a towboat your whole life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you ferried somebody across.
Speaker 3: That's all you want.
Speaker 2: He has a fairy, fairy weather friends to bucks push
Speaker 2: you from behind right.
Speaker 3: I will say that one time, this dumbass that was
Speaker 3: in my life when I was in radio, a morning
Speaker 3: radio as a matter of fact, rock radio. Hmm, he said,
Speaker 3: you know what we need? I said, what's that? He said,
Speaker 3: we need to buy an RV.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember that?
Speaker 3: I said, we do? He goes, yh yeah, but I'll
Speaker 3: take care of everything. I said, I don't have time
Speaker 3: to go looking at RV's. He goes, I got it,
Speaker 3: just sign right here. Well.
Speaker 1: I was young, and okay, what I didn't know was
Speaker 1: in that RV in one of the rooms in the
Speaker 1: bat A little back there. That was a portal to hell. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that that was a thing. Everyone knows that.
Speaker 1: Oh let me tell you.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, for a nineteen fifty three RV, you wouldn't
Speaker 3: think it would need that much work.
Speaker 2: By the way it looked.
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen stripes the EM fifty, it looked exactly.
Speaker 1: We called it the EM fifty.
Speaker 3: If the EM fifty was sat out in the rain
Speaker 3: and rusted for twenty.
Speaker 2: Years, it was nicer than that jerk face.
Speaker 3: And you know what, here's the kicker. We don't have
Speaker 3: any pictures.
Speaker 2: Do you have a no drinking policy on that?
Speaker 3: Oh no? Oh boy, oh boy, the stories that came
Speaker 3: out of there, there's one, well, just drinking, okay.
Speaker 1: And it sleep It slept like thirty people. It was
Speaker 1: a thirty five foot RV.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. It was huge. It was Hugh mong Gets.
Speaker 2: How much money did you make on the resale?
Speaker 1: To tell you the truth, a guy bought it. Remember
Speaker 1: when credit cards were out of controlling. Everybody was using
Speaker 1: credit cards for everything and their limits were like one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. He bought it with a credit cards
Speaker 1: and he was a construction worker, drove it all the
Speaker 1: it broke down all the time for us. He drove
Speaker 1: it all the way to Las Vegas. He parked it,
Speaker 1: and there's little things at the end.
Speaker 2: You can do, uh huh.
Speaker 1: And he he parked it in Vegas. It made it
Speaker 1: all the way to Vegas with no problem, with no problems.
Speaker 1: And many lived on it, and he lived.
Speaker 2: In it because it never ran and whatever. And he parked.
Speaker 1: And he's a construction worker in Vegas, is constantly under construction.
Speaker 1: He lives a pretty good life.
Speaker 3: I guess we just wanted to get into Papa John's
Speaker 3: Cardinals Stadium. It couldn't even do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a tough day. Headline. Stanley Tucci is
Speaker 2: stumped about how he became a sex symbol.
Speaker 3: Hey, Stanley Tucci, you a six symbol too, Click on it.
Speaker 2: I can't remember who is Stanley. He's a hang on.
Speaker 2: He played Mister Nitty and Road to Perdition. He's been
Speaker 2: in a whole bunch of different Stuffley's Ucci fantastic.
Speaker 1: He's also he also was in The Devilwaar's Prada. Yeah
Speaker 1: he's really good. Yeah, once you see him, you'll recognize him.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, boy, hated guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah he remained surprised by his being dubbed a footie
Speaker 2: sex symbol during the pandemic. In a new interview with
Speaker 2: Page six, he admits he has no idea how it happened,
Speaker 2: joking people must have been desperate. His culinary talents charmed
Speaker 2: millions during Lockdown, leading to the Emmy winning CNN series
Speaker 2: Stanley Tucci Searching for Italy ended up coming memoir called
Speaker 2: What I Ate In One Year, featuring Harry Styles, Woody Harrelson,
Speaker 2: and King Charles.
Speaker 3: I wonder like if he gets around kids and he
Speaker 3: tickles and he says kutci Gucci. I'm standing the kuzzi Tucci.
Speaker 2: But what they're saying is he gets some of the
Speaker 2: other ones.
Speaker 3: Hey, missus Tucci, give me some Kucci.
Speaker 1: I would say that one of the best roles he
Speaker 1: had was in was in The Devil War's pradac Great
Speaker 1: net Stanley.
Speaker 3: All right, Stanley Tucci's networth.
Speaker 2: He battled oral cancer by the way in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: is doing excellent now He's worth nineteen million.
Speaker 3: Thirty million, twenty five million.
Speaker 2: Right in the middle, right, right in the middle headline,
Speaker 2: Kate Winslett reveals undergoing testosterone replacement to boost her sex
Speaker 2: dress click on it. Women should do that, Kay Kate Winslet.
Speaker 2: She recently opened up about her experience with testosterone replacement
Speaker 2: therapy to boost her libido. She did this on how
Speaker 2: to Fail pod podcast What's Podcast It's a radio show
Speaker 2: with less revenue. She discussed the common hormonal changes women face,
Speaker 2: such as thyroid issues and reduced testosterone, which can impact
Speaker 2: your sex drive. She encouraged women to get their hormone
Speaker 2: levels checked, noting that replacing testosterone can help them feel
Speaker 2: sexy again. She emphasized these changes are a natural part
Speaker 2: of aging, and she praised the confidence and beauty women
Speaker 2: gain over time.
Speaker 1: They take about five percent of what guys should take.
Speaker 1: But Jackie's been taking testosterone for ten years. Absolutely helps
Speaker 1: you can. Yeah, and she has not gone through uh metopause.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah, baby, there's there's zero. There's zero hot flash, Yeah,
Speaker 3: zero hot flashes and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, yeah, headline. Kevin Hart shudders all his vegan restaurants.
Speaker 3: I like Kevin Hart. Let's here. I don't know what
Speaker 3: shutter man closed him?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, they replaced all the all
Speaker 2: the window dressings. No, I don't know what they used
Speaker 2: this in only in news stories.
Speaker 3: He had a line of vegan restaurants.
Speaker 2: It closed the knocking that there's not enough vegans to know.
Speaker 1: Restaurant is hard enough to keep open to get people
Speaker 1: to go to.
Speaker 2: But now you're gonna narrow it.
Speaker 3: To just vegans. Ok, I guess some cheese. No, no,
Speaker 3: what do you have? Well, we have a nice radish.
Speaker 1: Well no, you know your wife's not a vegan, no vegetarian, vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can't do dairy, any of that business. Nothing tasty.
Speaker 3: May I recommend? May I think he's good, Sarah says,
Speaker 3: your first time with us? Yes, man, I recommend the
Speaker 3: piece of cauliflower.
Speaker 2: So why aren't vegan super skinny?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe because the pasta. They eat a
Speaker 3: bunch of pasta. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, they're like people from the South End too. Oh so,
Speaker 1: how do you know if somebody's vegan? They tell you
Speaker 1: tsk and wait a minute, just wait, they'll tell you a.
Speaker 3: Vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walking to a bar.
Speaker 3: How do you know they told everybody?
Speaker 2: Sorry clicking on him, that's here, Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2: One two years ago he opened what was to be
Speaker 2: the first of a chain of vegan restaurants, Heart House
Speaker 2: was seemingly can't miss, but apparently it missed. They announced
Speaker 2: last week that he was shutting him down. The chain
Speaker 2: had expanded to four locations, all of which closed their
Speaker 2: doors on September tenth. The chain wrote on Instagram, thank
Speaker 2: you to our team, guests, and community who helped make
Speaker 2: the change. We all craved a heart felt goodbye for
Speaker 2: now as we start a new chapter.
Speaker 1: He is in a serious series on I Think Apple.
Speaker 1: So I was wondering when the you know, when his
Speaker 1: because he he was burning people out. He was making
Speaker 1: like four films a year. He was on every TV shows,
Speaker 1: in every TV commercial. I was wondering when he would
Speaker 1: that Kevin Heart would burn out situation. But he's doing
Speaker 1: some serious roles now, which is a little weird.
Speaker 2: Not everybody can pull that off. So we'll see if
Speaker 2: that if that works.
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart net worth.
Speaker 2: Two hundred million, three hundred million, four.
Speaker 3: Hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 2: It's all he does, is It's all he does is work.
Speaker 2: I mean it's all he does.
Speaker 3: If you see gets up, he's like Markey Wahlberg. He
Speaker 3: gets to the gym at like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yep, Well Marlborough gets up at two?
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, why do you just retire?
Speaker 1: But you know what though, he's like because he's got
Speaker 1: some muscle mass.
Speaker 2: He listed everything that he eats. He eats like all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: Kevin Hard or no Mark, he eats all the time.
Speaker 3: Well that's what what port of coatrell was getting me
Speaker 3: to lose that seventy pounds. That's all I did was eaat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blow up like a balloon. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 3: no opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah you were a balloon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was a cute balloon.
Speaker 2: And you walk to me that balloons sound.
Speaker 3: That's the only one I wore cauturoyds because my fat
Speaker 3: legs would rub together.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to start a fire.
Speaker 3: I thought I did one time because my luins were smoking.
Speaker 2: We didn't. What do you got next to Let's see
Speaker 2: how far I get Doctor Nicole Martin, stepping back from
Speaker 2: Real Housewives US and Board Skip It headline, Lil Ta
Speaker 2: has successful surgery for life threatening heart tumor. Oh, lil
Speaker 2: t I'm gonna guess a rapper, Internet rapper and internet wrapper.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say bank president, but I would have.
Speaker 2: Been wrong as major t is Little Ta Little Tay.
Speaker 3: Do we care?
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite who's your favorite bank president?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I really like mister Drysdale, But then you know, Susan's
Speaker 3: Bank hired this little Ta guy.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, yeah, we'll skip that one.
Speaker 1: You know who I saw on the side of the
Speaker 1: bus the other day? Who is the little who was
Speaker 1: a little on his back?
Speaker 2: Yeah he's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I wanted to book him on the show,
Speaker 3: but we got blocked.
Speaker 2: Here we go. So Kelsey dout headline Taylor Swift and
Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey's romance story to be featured in a children's
Speaker 2: book about the Kelsey brothers. Oh boy, I love it.
Speaker 2: There's nothing holes. There's some more wholesome than.
Speaker 1: That ball player you know from Cincinnati, works their way
Speaker 1: up to two Hall of Fame careers, and in one day,
Speaker 1: gosh darn it, finds the girl of his dreams. And
Speaker 1: the girl of his dreams happened to be the biggest
Speaker 1: pop star in the world. She's she's Big Tay, She's
Speaker 1: she's Tayte. Don't mess with Taite.
Speaker 2: Are we clicking? Yeah? Dude? Are you kidding? Yeah? Are
Speaker 2: you kidding any comments on Taylor Swift. Wait, no, he's not. No,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna comment on Taylor Boss.
Speaker 3: I can't because somebody called and complained.
Speaker 1: Well, you used harsh language on the queen an angel
Speaker 1: from heaven, Taylor.
Speaker 2: Swift, Lucifer was an angel. Do you know? If Taylor
Speaker 2: and Travis needed any more confirmation they had made it
Speaker 2: look no further than the upcoming children's book that features
Speaker 2: their romance, The Kelsey Brothers A Little Golden Book. Biography
Speaker 2: is centered on Travis and his brother Jason, but also
Speaker 2: make sure to mention Taylor's relationship in one section the
Speaker 2: Golden Book shout out Reads. In twenty twenty three, Travis
Speaker 2: started dating singer songwriter Taylor Swift. Their fans love seeing
Speaker 2: Taylor cheering at Travis's games alongside friends and family. When
Speaker 2: the Chiefs made it back to the Super Bowl in
Speaker 2: February and Travis helped his team beat San Francisco in ot,
Speaker 2: Taylor was there to help him celebrate his third championship win.
Speaker 2: The book comes out October fifteenth. He can pre order
Speaker 2: it now.
Speaker 1: Okay, By the way, I just want to say this,
Speaker 1: it was it was past interference okay, But on fourth
Speaker 1: and sixteen, with no time on the clock, the refs
Speaker 1: gave them a fresh set of downs forty yards down
Speaker 1: the field on a pass interference. Technically it was past interference,
Speaker 1: but when there's no time on the clock, a lot
Speaker 1: of times you swallow the whistle. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I guess they were right. But the refs did give
Speaker 1: the Kansas City Chiefs another victory.
Speaker 2: It was a pretty obvious arrived early.
Speaker 3: I guess who were we writing better scripts this year
Speaker 3: or last season.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of a guy named whistle either.
Speaker 3: No, but you got to swallow him.
Speaker 2: He'd stop it. Headline, Hi, Frank, give it to me.
Speaker 3: Hi, Frank, whistwa. I just heard something interesting on your
Speaker 3: show from Tony.
Speaker 2: I'll take his number down. Headline. Prince George takes his
Speaker 2: first flying lesson as proud parents look on. Oh skip it.
Speaker 2: I do not care. I thought you're a big royal guy.
Speaker 1: Am I like him, But I'm just the kids. I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in the George flying lesson.
Speaker 2: He's eleven and he's flying, man, I guess, so then fine,
Speaker 2: click on it. He's only eleven, but he's already following it.
Speaker 2: His Royal Dad's footsteps, Prince George took his first flying
Speaker 2: lesson last week while Prince William and Kate looked on.
Speaker 2: The Prince and Princess of Wales brought the Prince to
Speaker 2: the White Waltham Airfield and maiden Head, England Maidenhead on
Speaker 2: his last day of summer that live vacation. The young
Speaker 2: royal reportedly spent about an hour in the air before
Speaker 2: reuniting with his folks, who'd been spending time at the
Speaker 2: clubhouse with thirty to forty guests. As for following in
Speaker 2: dad's footsteps, Prince William is a trained pilot who has
Speaker 2: flown for the Search and Rescue branch of the RAF
Speaker 2: and East Angelian Air Ambulence Borre you go, rich person
Speaker 2: taking flying lessons. Yeah, poor kid's eleven. Poor kid's gonna
Speaker 2: have a miserable life. Oh I know it's poor kid.
Speaker 2: It's gonna struggle a struggle. He's gonna be King of
Speaker 2: England one day. Mm hmm. That is click it toward
Speaker 2: skip it or.
Speaker 3: Hey, this is just in This would be Derby Night too, Saturday,
Speaker 3: May third, and I love beaver dam them amphitheater.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the Ampith dance or whatever they can.
Speaker 3: Change is just the beaver damn amphitheater.
Speaker 2: Now that's kind of harsh.
Speaker 3: Gene Simmons Band with the Iron Maidens, the all female
Speaker 3: trip tribute to Iron Yeah, but why while retire from Kiss?
Speaker 3: If you go go, you know, just be back.
Speaker 2: It was a knockoff band. No, it's actually Geneon.
Speaker 3: Jean Simmons band. He's gonna be the season season opener
Speaker 3: May third with the Iron Maidens.
Speaker 2: One partner feels about that will.
Speaker 3: Be the damn I gotta quested foote yes, where is
Speaker 3: the restroom? Or see? I just pee the river? Take
Speaker 3: us go and sell this Friday, ten a m Eastern,
Speaker 3: nine am Central.
Speaker 1: Who do we have vision FIRSTI care dot com. This
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Speaker 1: I actually went to Papa Level because I was traveling
Speaker 1: a day and I say I'll just go to the
Speaker 1: Popa Level one. I got the eye exam I got
Speaker 1: and it took like three or four minutes and it's
Speaker 1: like an MRI of your eyeballs. It's unbelievable. You really
Speaker 1: see the stem of the eye coming back and almost
Speaker 1: connecting to your brain. It's crazy how these pictures are now.
Speaker 1: It took three minutes. Then I talked to the doc.
Speaker 1: He showed me all the pictures and she was awesome,
Speaker 1: and she goes, here's the glasses you would need if
Speaker 1: you want them, and I said, let's get them. Got
Speaker 1: two pairs and I walked around the corner. Three people
Speaker 1: were standing there and these are the fashion forward folks
Speaker 1: from Vision First. That will take and they picked out
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Speaker 2: We are taking my parents to the Bar Nos five
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Speaker 2: kids of the Baby Boom.
Speaker 1: By the way an hour ago. Greenberg and al Stehuffrey
Speaker 1: as the new police chief. We will probably have Matt
Speaker 1: Sanders on on Thursday after copop Rock because there was
Speaker 1: another street racing stupidity last night in front of the
Speaker 1: Louisville Slugger Field. And I got a text from one
Speaker 1: of the police officers that said, we're gonna get a
Speaker 1: lot of cars.
Speaker 3: Ah, love it.
Speaker 2: I have a list, give me the lift. Of course.
Speaker 2: It's from Reddit, the question what is likely to die
Speaker 2: out along with the baby Boomers generation?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there's so much many things that the
Speaker 1: gap between us and the generation behind us is big
Speaker 1: enough for Like, I have no idea what you're talking about, right,
Speaker 1: So this one should be a good list. Give us
Speaker 1: one thing that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Text messages and Facebook posts in all caps, love Grandma.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's.
Speaker 1: Uh so so not just I thought you were meaning
Speaker 1: text messages and Facebook posts because only old people are
Speaker 1: on that's true Facebook.
Speaker 2: So I figured that's what you were talking about, but.
Speaker 3: Real, real quick squirrel Chase Matt Sanders will be our guest.
Speaker 2: Just confirmed excellente things likely to die out with the
Speaker 2: baby boomers.
Speaker 3: Time shares, Uh either there's some guy that advertises on
Speaker 3: our stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, did you ever.
Speaker 3: About time share? Is that big No, big glue does
Speaker 3: blood pressure medicines, he does life insurance.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I never understood the time share. Pay
Speaker 1: a gig and a chump, chuck up chunk up front,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: And they can raise your fees anytime they want. They say,
Speaker 2: you save a little each vacation. But but you have
Speaker 2: to raise some fees and you have to go there
Speaker 2: every single show. Anybody that's gotta do that, you don't.
Speaker 3: It's our Cabos Lucas is not a timeshare. We just
Speaker 3: purchased the weeks in advanced at this kind of and
Speaker 3: then we get perks. I mean, we got all kinds
Speaker 3: of stuff. You spit on your glasses. Here's what I understand.
Speaker 1: That's something's going to go go the way of the
Speaker 1: boomer pitting on your glasses to clean them.
Speaker 3: And what about the reverse mortgage? Basically, we we give
Speaker 3: you money and then eventually you're homeless.
Speaker 2: Too long.
Speaker 1: They say it's the biggest rip off. But I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe that is a good idea.
Speaker 3: I want to leave a picture like this. Okay, basically,
Speaker 3: you know what a mortgage is. You give us money,
Speaker 3: will we give you money? Then at the end of it,
Speaker 3: you're homeless. How's that sound?
Speaker 2: But if you're not worried about leaving it to your
Speaker 2: kids or anybody else, spend them. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I was just like, well, we can't take any vacation,
Speaker 2: it's all in the house. Sell it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but what if they make like a lip
Speaker 3: forever machine and now you don't have a home.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be any part forever machine. You
Speaker 2: can have it?
Speaker 3: Well they did, I would run limmy through it.
Speaker 1: I think I've become a Buddhist. What the last monk,
Speaker 1: I've become a Buddhist monk? Shave my head, not just
Speaker 1: taekwondo or something.
Speaker 3: You don't get to talk.
Speaker 2: Is it taekwondo that they.
Speaker 3: Gotta eat Buddha cheese?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you did Buddha. I think the roabes are
Speaker 2: cool and yeah, I like to patrol the streets at night.
Speaker 3: They got a fat guy from the mascot, So you
Speaker 3: probably do pretty good.
Speaker 2: Is that where you do the bald head and the
Speaker 2: one little tough to hair? Is that what that? That's
Speaker 2: the Buddha? Yeah, the Buddha.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think the philosophy is and I'm probably there's
Speaker 1: Buddhists bread around going please don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. They're not allowed to be in cars, are they?
Speaker 3: What are you sure.
Speaker 2: Buddhists could be in cars?
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: Angels invented the guitar and Buddhist guitar.
Speaker 1: I think take self out of the equation is their
Speaker 1: whole philosophy.
Speaker 2: And I know a Buddhist is.
Speaker 1: Like going, no, Tony, that's not what we it's not
Speaker 1: what we do.
Speaker 2: But go ahead, go Next on the list, things dying
Speaker 2: with baby boomer boomers saying the date and the time
Speaker 2: when leaving a voicemail. Oh and voicemails too. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they're gone, They're gone. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's got to be some official capacity person to leave
Speaker 1: a voicemail, right, there's nobody in my personal life that
Speaker 1: would leave a voicemail on.
Speaker 3: My on my incoming message.
Speaker 2: And you know that's true. We've heard this.
Speaker 3: It's why before you leave a voicemail. I ask yourself,
Speaker 3: could this be a text or an email?
Speaker 2: Bets you can boob affordable, well made appliances that will
Speaker 2: last a lifetime.
Speaker 1: There's a thing called planned obsolescence, which they know exactly
Speaker 1: when the microwave is going to die. They know exactly
Speaker 1: when you're just watching. You're gonna die.
Speaker 2: Just after the warranty expires.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, and you're gonna have to go get
Speaker 1: a new one so that you my I believe. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure the furnace in my parents' house that was
Speaker 1: built in nineteen seventy two is still running.
Speaker 2: Guarantee it. Yeah, it's still I love this one. Salads
Speaker 2: whose primary ingredient is jello and or whipped cream.
Speaker 3: Those are gross.
Speaker 2: Those are disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yes, I got to I got to chase the squirrel,
Speaker 3: Little chase. So I was watching King of Queen's yesterday
Speaker 3: and the wife was Carrie. Carrie was working third shift.
Speaker 3: So the husband, he said that he made her breakfast
Speaker 3: in bed. He goes with your clock. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you want a salad or oatmeal, So I made
Speaker 3: both well. She she left and left it there. Arthur,
Speaker 3: the the the body goals. Is that salad and old
Speaker 3: mill I smell. Wow, that takes me back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing was remember at every party there'd be
Speaker 1: a jello mold be.
Speaker 2: Stuck in it. It would be like a strawberries or
Speaker 2: in it or something.
Speaker 3: But it was gross. It was gross and like slices
Speaker 3: of bananas and that kind.
Speaker 2: Of gross jello salad. Things that will die with the boomers.
Speaker 2: Elvis fandom attendance and Graceland is going down because the
Speaker 2: rumor fans are dying. I think it's already over.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's already over. It's it's just not Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's puppet home.
Speaker 1: I mean you remember Bob Hope and how famous he was. Yes,
Speaker 1: let me come on, Bob Hope was the was the
Speaker 1: most famous person in.
Speaker 2: The world, in the world, in the world and now
Speaker 2: still who could tell you?
Speaker 1: I mean anybody from our age older, yes, but anybody
Speaker 1: younger is like Bob whom.
Speaker 3: I can't even make a love both reference in front
Speaker 3: of our sales. Gross.
Speaker 2: No, dude, that's you're stuck in forty years ago. Bro.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: The clothes are awesome. You uh, cursive writing and maybe
Speaker 2: phone books. I think phone books are already doing book
Speaker 2: phone Who gets a phone book?
Speaker 3: If you buy advertising in the Yellow Pages, you get
Speaker 3: what you can. You just give it to me and
Speaker 3: I'll kick you in the groin. It'd be about the
Speaker 3: same result. Well, seriously, First of all, I'm pissed off
Speaker 3: that they throw the Yellow Pages on our front porch
Speaker 3: because I got bend over and pick it up.
Speaker 2: Well, they're not full size anymore. They're smaller.
Speaker 3: They're smaller, but it's kind of straight in the trash.
Speaker 1: Who prints it anymore at and doesn't really att is
Speaker 1: a cell phone company, They're not printing that.
Speaker 3: But every time I get one, I take a picture
Speaker 3: of it and I post I say, oh, look, somebody
Speaker 3: just printed the Internet.
Speaker 2: What was the other one? Telephone in? What? Cursive writing? Oh?
Speaker 2: Cursive writing? Yeah, cursive writing. It's already dead. I mean
Speaker 2: it is a it's a secret language. You show it
Speaker 2: to a kid, it's like Chinatown, yes to him.
Speaker 3: Okay, if it's dead, then how do I sign my
Speaker 3: check when I'm checking out at the grocery store?
Speaker 2: By the way, physical checks? Next down the list of
Speaker 2: things that were that will I with the boomers?
Speaker 1: Yes, the only way, I said, when did I send
Speaker 1: a check for the other day? It was ridiculous and
Speaker 1: I had put it in an envelope and go buy
Speaker 1: a damn stamp.
Speaker 2: I was like, God, this is trifecta. How much are
Speaker 2: stamps now? Like eighty cents or something crazy? You know,
Speaker 2: buy one? So I don't know, I said, give me
Speaker 2: the smallest pack of stamps.
Speaker 3: Why are you making your final payment on that fax
Speaker 3: machine used by me cheets? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had to buy stamps. I had to buy envelopes
Speaker 1: and then wrote a check. I was like, what am
Speaker 1: I doing?
Speaker 2: It was just like Venmo, dude, Venmo, come on things
Speaker 2: that will die with the boomers. AOL email addresses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even know if that was still around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dial up? Is that the dial up?
Speaker 2: Probably Reader's Digest magazine? Is that still around? It is?
Speaker 3: Are you getting me well in print form?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We had a subscription years ago. They still send
Speaker 2: them to us. Yeah, we're not paying for it and
Speaker 2: they still send them.
Speaker 1: I think we're willing to move on with the technology
Speaker 1: and all that.
Speaker 2: We're not into all that.
Speaker 1: I mean, Readers Digest was cool in eineighteen seventy five
Speaker 1: because just to cover whoever was on you know, alf
Speaker 1: was on the cover.
Speaker 2: And I might want to subscribe to this, of course
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 3: Let's see how much the subscription is. Oh, subscribe, here
Speaker 3: we go, here digest. I gotta do it two years
Speaker 3: for fifteen dollars. Why would I do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're giving them that. They have the mailing. They
Speaker 2: have good jokes in there too, Dwight do.
Speaker 3: They really they?
Speaker 2: Indeed?
Speaker 3: Okay, let me here we go. We are now, Susan
Speaker 3: Tyler Whitten. We are a reader's digest.
Speaker 2: That is crazy, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But the cursive is interesting because okay, when would you
Speaker 1: ever use cursive if you're not so they're not teaching
Speaker 1: it in school. But somebody said that they're bringing it back,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what for.
Speaker 2: It's gone. It's gone, like all the books are in
Speaker 2: it's prints. I always have been. Yeah, it's not things
Speaker 2: that will die with the boomers. This used to be
Speaker 2: a thing, of course, if you got married. Fancy unused
Speaker 2: china sets on the dining room. There's the good china.
Speaker 2: Can't eat off of that.
Speaker 3: We have those.
Speaker 2: Just look at it, and I don't understand it. When
Speaker 2: we got married.
Speaker 1: It was the most expensive gift that we had registered for, right,
Speaker 1: and it was an entire placement in in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Two hundred some dollars was a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was like, baby, I said, why are
Speaker 1: we We had twelve presents that we're gonna go towards that,
Speaker 1: And I go why, I said, We're never going to
Speaker 1: eat off that stuff?
Speaker 2: And then after just how many years since nineteen nine,
Speaker 2: twenty five five years? You know, any times we're eating
Speaker 2: all that stuff, never Susan.
Speaker 3: Susan will bring ours out.
Speaker 2: Like on Thanksgiving all that's chinatte.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's double thick.
Speaker 1: Do you remember you remember when Dixie would you'd buy
Speaker 1: you get the car, the little chips, the cards, and
Speaker 1: you would save up and get.
Speaker 2: A plate, yes, or a cup the green stamps yeah.
Speaker 1: The green stamps had a cup or a place yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, you knew exactly where you were in
Speaker 1: life if you had a stuff castule dish is in your.
Speaker 2: Used to have my gas stations too, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: four salad balls from the gas station.
Speaker 1: And women used to throw tubbleware parties, Yes, they did,
Speaker 1: where they would sell tubbleware, somepware.
Speaker 3: Joint down the street from us on Shelbyville.
Speaker 2: Road, like a store, right, can't be. Can't be?
Speaker 3: You gotta go by and see if it's still open
Speaker 3: and report back to there can't be a moneymaker coke front.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Things that will die with the boomers. Formal living rooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have one of those growing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it is because you would sit because there'd
Speaker 1: be be traveling salesman. People would visit, and guess what,
Speaker 1: there's no traveling salesman. Nobody visits. So what you have
Speaker 1: is that open floor plan. So when you basically open
Speaker 1: the front door, you can see the kitchen, the room
Speaker 1: that no one uses. What will die with the boom
Speaker 1: is what we think of as their wealth. That's not
Speaker 1: going to come to us. It's going to go to
Speaker 1: the hospitals, assisted living facilities, nursing homes, and all the
Speaker 1: health care things that are slowly sucking. Americans made it
Speaker 1: very very clear during COVID we don't care about the elderly.
Speaker 1: We don't other cultures, an old person lives with them.
Speaker 2: Right, yes, and happily so and they.
Speaker 1: Correct in other cultures in America. And here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: The old folks were saying, I don't care, and we
Speaker 1: need to open up the country because I don't care.
Speaker 1: If I die, it's fine, But we don't care about
Speaker 1: our old folks for the taxes.
Speaker 2: We put on them.
Speaker 1: From the health care costs. The rest of the world,
Speaker 1: most of the known world has free health care for everybody.
Speaker 1: We can't even do it for retired people.
Speaker 2: It's like, come on, I do it. Figure out.
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be the greatest country in the
Speaker 1: world and we can't even take care of our seniors.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, and all.
Speaker 1: These ideas that are being thrown out by either candidate.
Speaker 1: I'm in no taxes on this done, No tax on
Speaker 1: that shouldn't be taxed. On social Security? Oh hello, we
Speaker 1: already pay taxes.
Speaker 3: And they shouldn't be. They shouldn't be paying. The elderly
Speaker 3: should not be paying property taxes.
Speaker 2: Social Security is taxed, and you have to pay a
Speaker 2: premium for Medicare, right, tumar, all right? Things that will
Speaker 2: die with the boomers. Emails with the subject line FW
Speaker 2: cal and FW call and f W call more people,
Speaker 2: keep forward, forward, forward forward? Who what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Triple forward people forward?
Speaker 2: You get the f W fw oh yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I and they're always so funny, oh hilarious.
Speaker 1: At first it was like the emails were the way
Speaker 1: to do it, and then now it's become text. I
Speaker 1: think the business world has gone to just text right
Speaker 1: because emails are I'm just like I shaid you an
Speaker 1: email two weeks ago, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't read my emails, no kidding you're talking about
Speaker 2: I missed lots of them. And finally things that will
Speaker 2: die with the boomers Hallmark stores, Oh yeah, they'll be
Speaker 2: gone where you can get all those expensive ornaments.
Speaker 1: Well, I did buy a card the other day, like
Speaker 1: it was birthday or something.
Speaker 2: It's like nine dollars more than that, with a damn
Speaker 2: envelope and a stamp. And I was like, what.
Speaker 3: The hell, dude, wonder.
Speaker 2: Your ass is going out of business.
Speaker 3: Let me throw this at you. Why note, when anybody
Speaker 3: gives you a Christmas card, anniversary card, birthday card, whatever
Speaker 3: it might be, just take a little bottle, white out,
Speaker 3: White it out. Now you got a brand new card.
Speaker 3: Oh why for someone else? That one's for free.
Speaker 2: See it's a goofy card, Grandma.
Speaker 1: When you open it, the old lady takes her top
Speaker 1: off happy.
Speaker 2: How about the ones that play songs. Oh boy, that
Speaker 2: was cool for like ten minutes. Yep, carriage Ford is
Speaker 2: cool all the time. Yes, carriage Ford. It's truck month.
Speaker 2: If you're in the trucks, then you lack truck month.
Speaker 2: And truck month is a carriage forward if one fifty
Speaker 2: is the greatest pickup truck in the history of the world,
Speaker 2: and no one could deny that, it's like a spaceship
Speaker 2: really but a work truck, work truck, spaceship, work truck.
Speaker 2: And right now, there's all kinds of deals, cash back,
Speaker 2: low interest. You right around in a new f one fifty.
Speaker 2: People are gonna think you're a big deal. Carriage Ford'll
Speaker 2: make that happen for you. Losing Clark Parkway, carriage Ford
Speaker 2: or carriage Ford dot Com. The money you save, you
Speaker 2: can buy a hot tub.
Speaker 1: I bet you buy cut your mouth in. Uh that
Speaker 1: hot tub place on Preston Highway.
Speaker 2: Southern Comfort. Huh did he leave the room again?
Speaker 1: Southern Comfort hot tub is a good place, family owner.
Speaker 2: You know you can afford it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should use my Forward truck
Speaker 1: voice sure or keep you know, talk about hot tub
Speaker 1: twelve months same as cash. Look, I want you to
Speaker 1: thank your your lucky stars. You've never been in a
Speaker 1: hot tub with Dwight. Okay, all right, so right now,
Speaker 1: thank your lucky stars and go get one of them
Speaker 1: hot tubs. They've got deals too, man. You can pay
Speaker 1: them off like per month. You can afford that. And
Speaker 1: getting half naked with your lady in the get in
Speaker 1: the in the.
Speaker 3: Laws.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a it's a conversation starter, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Sure is so they comfort hot tubs. Preston
Speaker 1: Highway back after this on news radio at forty wh
Speaker 1: S