WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:17.839 The Pet Milk Program with Fipper McGhee and Molly a 2 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:21.359 verst evaporated milk Pet Milk Presents Pipper McGee and Molly 3 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:25.679 transcribed with Bill's House and Gail Gordon, matak Q, Brian Dick, Legrand, 4 00:00:25.679 --> 00:00:29.280 Clipark att At Beglei, Jannette Nolan and The Hollow Wilcox. 5 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.600 The show was written by. 6 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:33.359 Don Quinn and Phil Leslie and directed by Max Lettoe, 7 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:35.960 with music by the Kingsmen and Billy Mills Orchestra. 8 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:45.320 Four years ago in Baltimore, Maryland, four tiny babies were 9 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:48.920 born mister and missus Charles Hen Junior. You must have 10 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:52.840 seen their pictures in the newspapers and magazines. Remember delicate infants. 11 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:56.439 They were weighing a mere three pounds each, but they 12 00:00:56.439 --> 00:00:59.479 didn't stay delicate. Soon after they were born, the babies 13 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:02.759 were started on safe, easy to digest pet milk. 14 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:05.159 They've had no other kind of milk. 15 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.280 And you should see them now four years old and 16 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:12.640 going strong, All happy, husky youngsters with the fine straight backs, 17 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:16.319 the strong, sturdy limbs and sound teeth that are typical 18 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:19.799 of pet milk babies. Ask your doctor about pet milk 19 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:20.400 for your. 20 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:24.040 Baby, and remember pet evaporated milk isn't just a baby food. 21 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:28.200 It's an all family food and all purpose milk, the 22 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:31.200 first food for millions of babies, the first choice of 23 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:32.719 millions of good cooks. 24 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:44.879 Get pet milk at your grocer's tomorrow. The wistful Vista 25 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:48.680 post office, loaded down with Christmas mail, has signed up 26 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:52.159 some extra men with cars this morning to deliver packages. 27 00:01:52.799 --> 00:01:56.760 And standing in line awaiting final instructions, we find a 28 00:01:56.799 --> 00:02:01.319 man who is alert and eager, a man who is 29 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:03.079 ambitious and hard working. 30 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:08.240 And right between them, a man who is mister McGhee. 31 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:23.560 Your fever, McGee, you stay outside the railing there now, Molly, 32 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:24.800 this is for employees only. 33 00:02:24.919 --> 00:02:27.080 I still can't see why I can't stand in there 34 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:29.240 with you. My goodness, I'm not going to bother. 35 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:31.039 It's the regulations, postal rules. 36 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:35.280 Becomes the postmaster, all right, but my goodness. 37 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:38.479 All right, man, have no attention, please, everybody says number 38 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:40.680 seven here, yeah, number twelve. 39 00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:46.080 Yeah, number fourteen, fourteen. Where's the extra manper route fourteen? 40 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:48.520 That's you, McGee, you're number fourteen. 41 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:52.759 Oh here, sir, here's her number fourteen. Freval McGhee, extra 42 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.479 part time carrier of the United States Male Special Delivery 43 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:56.879 Department reporting for duty. 44 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:58.800 Sir, all right, got your bag with you? 45 00:02:58.879 --> 00:02:59.280 McGee? 46 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:06.080 Here sir, My gosh, he don't mean you, Molley. 47 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:10.639 He means my mail bag for small packages. No, yes, sir, 48 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:12.400 I'm ready, sir. My car is outside. 49 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:13.439 Good Are you loaded? 50 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.639 Never touch a drop, sir? 51 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:18.800 He means it's your car loaded. 52 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:21.479 Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir, The packages are all loaded. 53 00:03:21.479 --> 00:03:23.960 Sir. All right. Now you men know the regulations. 54 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:26.800 Remember, no fare picking in the loose packages. 55 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:29.560 No parcel mark fragile shall. 56 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.000 Be dropped more than twice. 57 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:33.719 No passengers are allowed in your car. 58 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:35.560 Hear that, Molley, You might as well go home. No 59 00:03:35.639 --> 00:03:36.759 passengers can ride with me. 60 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:38.520 I'll drive. You can be the passenger. 61 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:41.560 Because here's a new regulation about dogs, it says, and 62 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:44.199 I vote if any dogs shall buy the mail carrier 63 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:46.080 three times, we shoot the carrier? 64 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:52.800 All right, man, hit the road, hit the ro. 65 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:08.439 Ah. They're delivering packages. Is fun, McGee. I'm glad I 66 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:10.639 came with you, even if it is against. 67 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.960 The rules, because they really have it. Here's our next step. 68 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:18.079 You gotta get them breaks fixed. See fourteen twenty two 69 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:19.879 Oak Street. Give me that brown package there? 70 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:21.399 Thanks you know. 71 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:25.839 I just love Christmas Week, McGee. I mean everyone feels 72 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:27.800 so good the way their faces light up when you 73 00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:28.800 hand them a package. 74 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:30.079 Yeah, what do you want? 75 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:30.560 McGee? 76 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:34.560 Oh? Hi, Jim, a package for you boy? Sign here okay, in. 77 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:36.480 A very merry Christmas week to you, sir. 78 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:38.240 Yeah, what's merry about it? 79 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:43.600 Tats is going higher, inflation coming, weather's lawsy, everything stinks 80 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:51.800 if you ask me, well, who was that Jim Kevell. 81 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:59.399 He's the head of the Optimist Club, Mike's relast when 82 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:01.639 he's off duty. The next stop is only Swinson's house 83 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:04.199 because the top package is for Oli Swinson. So get 84 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:04.639 in the car. 85 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:06.959 I hope you got a package for doctor Gamble too, 86 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:09.199 because look who's coming doctor Gamble. 87 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:10.560 Hello, doctor Gamble. 88 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:14.439 Well this is a nice surprise, Molly. Hello, and good 89 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:15.800 day to you Clodehead. 90 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:21.199 All right, Satchel Searcher, what are. 91 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:23.000 You doing out in the middle of the day trying 92 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:28.519 to drum up a few act up in decories for Christmas? 93 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:32.319 You know very well Doctor Gamble never operates unless he has. 94 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:33.879 Oh no, did you know Kiddle that at this time 95 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:36.319 of year Dot's Hospital patients won't even go to sleep 96 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:39.720 at night till they faced to the label on themselves. First, 97 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:40.759 what kind of a label? 98 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:44.600 Do not open till Christmas? There's a lie and you 99 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:48.240 know it. Sure, it's a funny idea, though, ain't it. 100 00:05:48.319 --> 00:05:51.160 Very If you had a label on you, lump rump, 101 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:55.360 it would read parcel posts parcel post. 102 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.240 Yes, he's a fourth class. 103 00:05:56.800 --> 00:06:04.920 Male speaking of mail balloon bottom. I think I got 104 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:07.639 a package for you down underneath that stack someplace. I'll 105 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:09.319 drop it off your house when it comes up on 106 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:09.720 my root. 107 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:12.279 Hey, that must be my new stethoscope, Meggie. 108 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:13.839 I've been waiting for that for weeks. 109 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:15.519 To take it out for me, I can't fat, so 110 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:19.319 I got them packaged I needed. Look, I'll find it myself, Biggie, 111 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:20.439 which side is it on this song? 112 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:23.040 I'll open that car door because that backs each package? 113 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:23.279 Stop? 114 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:29.399 No, why. 115 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:35.759 Heavenly days, just like home. 116 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:41.680 Stupid. I'll help me pick them up, Molly, quick back 117 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.160 gamble you big. Here it is here, It is my 118 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:45.680 new stepiscope. 119 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:48.000 Just drop it off in my house, Meggie, I don't 120 00:06:48.000 --> 00:07:03.879 want to lug it around all day. 121 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:14.920 Oh, here's holy house. Gotta get them breaks fixed. You 122 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:16.360 got all these package I did have? 123 00:07:16.480 --> 00:07:18.079 So you made that three point landing. 124 00:07:18.839 --> 00:07:21.000 Oh, yes, here's a couple of parcels for this block 125 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:22.399 the old timer and. 126 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:27.279 H bring them all. Come on Holy first, say this package. 127 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:27.560 Is from Sweden. 128 00:07:27.639 --> 00:07:31.040 McGee must be smartgage board. Uh it's shaped like a 129 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:34.600 two by four you know, smartgageboard. 130 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:34.560 Two by four? 131 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:38.959 Yeah, yeah, I got ms Hello Holy, Well, Hello missus 132 00:07:39.040 --> 00:07:39.800 Hello McGee. 133 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.079 R s ule Dad. 134 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:44.560 Say oh I got a package for you. Got a 135 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:45.920 package from Sweden signed here. 136 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:50.079 Oh thanks McGee. Uh huh, well I see mittens. 137 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:53.519 Come from Mammay again every year Mama send smitten's from Sweden. 138 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:55.879 Oh that's very thoughtful of her. 139 00:07:55.959 --> 00:07:57.240 Holy for sure. 140 00:07:57.399 --> 00:08:00.600 Mama thanks you though, right for her needless stuff ten 141 00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:02.879 years ago on her birthday at caliphone and I say, 142 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.800 school Mama and sushi's and smittens sixty three. 143 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:07.199 Pair we got. 144 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:11.639 Now that's very interesting only but I'm pretty busy today. Boy, 145 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:14.439 post office Christmas rush, you know, I know that you 146 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:14.959 mean magee. 147 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:17.680 I've worked in the Stockholm post office on Christmas myself. 148 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.480 I tell you leave, it's snowdunder with mail. 149 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:24.959 No, that's snow. Then it snows in. 150 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:27.959 Sweden that you snow snow and less hard to carry 151 00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:30.040 the mail though, so I remember one time I had 152 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.240 big snowstorm and I wear tennis racket tanks on my feet. 153 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:34.000 Snow shoes. 154 00:08:34.320 --> 00:08:40.919 No use snowed snow. Then it snows in Sweden. That 155 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:44.279 you snow snow? Saw me and my brothers. 156 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:46.759 We work all day, sometimes cleaning off the sidewalk with 157 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:49.080 them big scoops, those figures. 158 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:49.600 Snow shovels. 159 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:55.399 No that you snows snow and it snows in Sweden. 160 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:57.759 Yeah, well you told us only it's no snow. 161 00:08:58.399 --> 00:08:58.759 As wee. 162 00:08:58.759 --> 00:08:59.840 As your wife home, I'd like. 163 00:08:59.840 --> 00:09:02.320 To say hello to her if she no, she events 164 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:03.000 shopping today. 165 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:06.240 Mass took all the kids out of the house. 166 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:09.639 Listen, I don't hear a sound only thanks you what 167 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:10.080 I mean? 168 00:09:12.159 --> 00:09:14.720 Peace in the Vuner group. I didn't wipe you in. 169 00:09:14.799 --> 00:09:17.120 Message, but I'm having too much fun. Merry Christmas both 170 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:18.440 you father so hard. 171 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:26.200 I got no time to visit anyway. Oh come on, Molly, 172 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:27.039 who's is that package? 173 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:30.679 The old timer right over here? It's from a mister 174 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:33.080 two gun Tatley two gun. 175 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:36.159 Oh, Hi old timer, Hello there. 176 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:38.799 Kids, Hi daughter, Hi Johnny. 177 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:40.120 Hello, miss your old timer? 178 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:43.080 Were right Christmas six days? Hurry to you kids, Come in, 179 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:43.879 come in, go in. 180 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:45.919 We can't, old timer, we just brought you a palate. 181 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:47.960 See you're coming up the walk with it, Johnny, I 182 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:50.559 says to myself, a Christmas present for me. 183 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:53.120 I says, Oh, you shouldn't have done it. 184 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:54.799 Kids, we didn't done it. 185 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:57.240 Well, don't stand outside, come on in and set a spell. 186 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:58.759 We can't you see we're delivered. 187 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.840 We'll half excuse the looks my room, daughter post line 188 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:06.039 and oh I was just ventching out a few dandies. 189 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:10.799 I see you. 190 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:13.679 That's by the washing you gotta hung up here, boy, 191 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:16.879 Four shirts, three socks. 192 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:21.559 Six pipe cleaners, sweater, two pairs of red. 193 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:24.320 Hi. 194 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:25.440 Gosh, you still wear. 195 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:29.240 Them things old timers all time, Johnny, except when I'm asleep. 196 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:31.039 So some fellows sleep with them. 197 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:33.399 But oh here, maybe part of them so you can 198 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:39.000 get into the room, cares. 199 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:38.919 To walk in between them there. 200 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:42.799 My goodness, I didn't know anybody wore red suspenders anymore 201 00:10:42.879 --> 00:10:43.639 except fireman. 202 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:49.120 This is a nice place you have here. 203 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:53.480 I think, Oh glad you like a daughter shut down 204 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:58.879 where well? I sat here on the window sill. Let 205 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:05.720 me move them mineral oil bottles over? Oh you kids 206 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:09.360 bringing me a Christmas present six days early? So I'd 207 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:12.240 have plenty of time to buy you one yin it 208 00:11:12.360 --> 00:11:14.159 chokes me up. But look I got news for you 209 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.360 old time, and the present is not from us. Look 210 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:18.519 it says on the package it's from a mister two 211 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:19.840 gun Tattlely and Tucson. 212 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:23.840 You know him two Guns? Do I know him? A 213 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:27.360 good old uncle Tugi. Give me a Johnny. I've been 214 00:11:27.399 --> 00:11:29.120 waiting for that package since Thanksgiving. 215 00:11:29.639 --> 00:11:30.559 Now it's a little heavy. 216 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.120 Well give me here, guy, Uncle Tuge makes this out 217 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:34.360 of cactus juice wall. 218 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:41.600 Look at that I got. 219 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:46.879 I told you not well, kids, All I can say 220 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:52.159 is happy New Year, Happy New Year. 221 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:54.240 Christmas isn't here yet, kids. 222 00:11:54.759 --> 00:12:03.679 For me, Christmas has come and went. Boy knows the 223 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:04.399 August time? 224 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:05.159 Lay live. 225 00:14:12.120 --> 00:14:15.360 Gosh, I'm getting more out. This job ain't quite a snap. 226 00:14:15.399 --> 00:14:18.159 I thought it was how many packages we got rid 227 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:18.679 of so far? 228 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:21.480 Well, as near as I can figure, dearie, we've rung 229 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:24.679 thirty seven door bills so far and delivered four packages. 230 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:26.159 Marriage. 231 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:28.200 You know, we should have brought an extra card just 232 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:29.320 to put packages back. 233 00:14:29.399 --> 00:14:29.519 Here. 234 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:31.519 Cars is getting overloaded. 235 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:32.399 Here he gone. 236 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:33.639 And what's the matter with these people? 237 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:35.440 I don't know, But look, here's a big box for 238 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:37.480 mister Wilcos. Maybe he'll take it. 239 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:40.399 Oh he'd better take it. Ay, boy, that's heavy. You 240 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:42.480 sure you can manage it. I'll ring the bell for you. 241 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:45.879 I can ring it with my elbow. 242 00:14:47.279 --> 00:14:48.759 I'd set the back door and save time. 243 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:51.399 Arlo will be out in the kitchen bacon Christmas cookies 244 00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:54.240 with a fat milk recipe. How did you know that 245 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:57.440 a postal employee so's he is expected to know everything? 246 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:07.120 Mommy kitchen baking Christmas cookies, my pet milk recipe? See 247 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:07.559 what I mean? 248 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:10.679 Amazing? Hello, mister WILCOI. 249 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:13.480 Well him, Molly hil come here package for you, Junior, 250 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:14.159 sign right here? 251 00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:14.840 Shut it down? 252 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:19.559 Only well glad you stop flying kids. Yeah, let me 253 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:22.639 get the flour off my hands. Just bacon a batch 254 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.840 of cookies from a merry lead tailor recipe. And boy 255 00:15:25.879 --> 00:15:27.799 it's so simple even a man can bake them. 256 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.120 Shine right here, Junior, this is what Oh holiday cookies. 257 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:33.480 They're wonderful. But aren't you going to need a little 258 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:36.320 more flour on that board? Mister Wilcot, they'll stick again? 259 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:37.840 Oh not the way I make them. 260 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:38.519 They want stick? 261 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.200 You see when I star in this good double rich 262 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:44.559 pet evaporated milk, the milk did all good cooks use 263 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:48.000 to make their favorite family dishes, especially delicious shine it. 264 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.919 Why then I put some more flour on the board 265 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:53.519 and they don't stick. Sign for the package, Junior, here's 266 00:15:53.559 --> 00:15:53.960 the receipt. 267 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:56.720 Hey, yeah, you know what I do, mister Wilcox. I 268 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:58.840 always mix the shortening and the sugar first. 269 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:00.879 All those they're just details, Molly. 270 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:04.279 It's when you stirr in this good, wholesome, rich flavored 271 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:05.080 pet milk that. 272 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:08.399 You really start getting someplace China. Pet milk on the 273 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.159 patro shelf is the sign of a wise cook. 274 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:13.440 Speaking of signs, Junior, do it here? Will you sign 275 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:14.600 the thing now? 276 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:17.039 Just a minute, dearie, Well, do you have cookies in 277 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.279 the oven, mister Wilcox, because it's pretty high in. 278 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:21.559 Night like I'm talking about pet and forgot. 279 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:26.600 Wow market those pansil Barnia. 280 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:29.000 Yeah, and speaking of Panzl, Junior, take this pencil and 281 00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:29.519 sign this to. 282 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:34.039 Yes their like. 283 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:37.240 I always say, PET milk not only makes rich, creamy 284 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:41.080 pies and delicious candy and cookies, but it packs all 285 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:42.600 your family dishes full. 286 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:45.600 Of nourishing milk substances. And that's why pet milk is 287 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:46.360 just about. 288 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:50.919 Hey, Hey, hey, it is hey milky. Yes, pal, you 289 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:51.960 want this package or not? 290 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:54.200 Who's it for you? Me? Yes? Gee? 291 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:55.679 Sign where line? 292 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:02.000 They're right right, and look just remember one thing. Yes, 293 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:05.440 you'll use pet milk and all your holiday cooking. You'll 294 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:07.200 be so happy, you'll happy. 295 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:08.119 You'll do you too. 296 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:27.319 Mister Wilby, get them break. 297 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:31.440 Stas Wallace to his house. You got the package? 298 00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:33.960 Fill, Yes, it's addressed to his wife. And I hope 299 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:34.960 she's home because. 300 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:38.400 I've never met her either. Just lucky, I guess, but 301 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:39.880 this time I hope I don't give ah. 302 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:41.319 Hello there, mister Wimple. 303 00:17:41.759 --> 00:17:46.559 Hello, folks, got a package her whip. It's addressed to 304 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:47.240 missus Wallace. 305 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:47.640 Wimple. 306 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:51.559 She'll have to sign for it, missus Wallace. Ooh that's 307 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:57.319 sweetie face, my big old wife. Is she home with No, 308 00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:01.319 she's downtown shopping, mister McGee for a new punching bag. 309 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:05.000 A punching bag? Is that a Christmas gift for you, 310 00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:05.759 mister wimple. 311 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:07.880 No, in a sense it is. 312 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:15.240 Yes, she'll start using it now instead, she says, I'm 313 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:16.079 getting so boney. 314 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:17.960 She keeps cutting her knuckles on me. 315 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:23.599 Pretty sharp, character are you went. 316 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:33.960 I have my point, Oh dear, I was working on 317 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:37.640 a Christmas poem today, Oh Christmas poem. I read it 318 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:39.119 to us, mister Wimple. 319 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:42.519 Well, alrighty, it's called It's Pop. 320 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:46.400 It's Pop, Yes, it goes em mmm. 321 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:51.000 It's Pop who trims the Christmas tree while mom spends 322 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:51.960 all day shopping. 323 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:54.200 He trims it gay and trims it. 324 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:59.200 Bright while colored bulbs keep popping for Christmas time. I 325 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:02.799 think was meant for children and for women cards when 326 00:19:02.880 --> 00:19:07.240 the Christmas bills come in, it's Pop who gets the trimming. 327 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:10.039 Bobby's partner. 328 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:20.839 Well, we're getting nowhere fast, did he you said it? 329 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:21.839 Who's next? 330 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:24.319 La Trivia's house right across the street here, give me 331 00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:25.519 that big package on top of. 332 00:19:26.559 --> 00:19:27.000 I got it. 333 00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:33.319 Watch the herb Yeah, that's it. Up the steps good, okay. 334 00:19:33.559 --> 00:19:35.759 Ring the bell, yeah, this is kind of heavy. 335 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:38.440 Wait, there's a little card stuck in the bell button. 336 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:42.119 It says bell out of order, please use knocker sign 337 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:43.000 mayor La Trivia. 338 00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:48.440 Oh hello there, mister Mayer. 339 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:51.920 Well hello, Molly McGee. What's the matter with the doorbell? 340 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:52.200 Boy? 341 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:55.440 I could probably fix it with a Bobby pet No, no, no, McGee, no, 342 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:55.920 thank you. 343 00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:56.680 Just the same. 344 00:19:56.799 --> 00:19:59.400 It's nothing really to it. No, no, it just won't 345 00:19:59.400 --> 00:20:00.559 stop ringing once. 346 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:02.160 It starts, so we don't use it. Come in, come in, 347 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:03.640 both of them. Well thanks the trip, but I can't. 348 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:05.880 I got a package for you, special delivery sign. 349 00:20:05.920 --> 00:20:07.880 I here, who is the package from? 350 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:08.359 McGee? 351 00:20:08.440 --> 00:20:09.559 Oh I don't know, but it's to you. 352 00:20:09.759 --> 00:20:12.160 So just when I've learned to be a little cautious 353 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:14.480 about accepting packages that come anonymously. 354 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:16.759 Oh well, this one came partial post. 355 00:20:16.839 --> 00:20:23.799 Mister mell. This this package is not for me. 356 00:20:24.359 --> 00:20:26.839 This is addressed to f r Agile. 357 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:27.880 That's fragile. 358 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:37.960 I knew you'd know it, but I didn't think McGee would. Oh, Patully, 359 00:20:39.839 --> 00:20:41.720 I guess I know a fragile sign when I see it. 360 00:20:47.319 --> 00:20:49.400 Well ahead, you signed the receipt for driv. I'll take 361 00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:51.160 a look at your doorbell button. He had no, no, no, 362 00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:52.559 don't fool with that time. 363 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:53.920 He just wrapped with your fist. 364 00:20:54.559 --> 00:21:01.839 Not just give it a few Oh, dear, stick's done it. 365 00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:05.799 Oh great, Scott. 366 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:07.599 Now I'll have to call under the house again. 367 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:11.160 It's here the wires goes. Merry Christmas body, and excuse. 368 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:12.799 Me, uf hey, I forgot the party. 369 00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:22.279 What's the package back in the car dairy. You know 370 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:24.039 they saw the whole thing is getting awful. 371 00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:25.079 Silly you said it? 372 00:21:25.400 --> 00:21:26.000 Who's next? 373 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:30.519 Kids across the street? Teena, Come on, this package is 374 00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:32.599 from some doll company. Maybe if we twist her arms 375 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:33.119 feel time to. 376 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:35.079 Ring the bell? Diary. I hope this one is right. 377 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:35.759 I don't worry. 378 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:38.799 I'm bigger than Teenie is, and she'll take this package 379 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:40.400 if I have to beat her over the headway. 380 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:43.519 Hi, mistery, Hi, miss Magee. 381 00:21:43.519 --> 00:21:45.960 Package for you, says Hello, ten sign right here and 382 00:21:46.039 --> 00:21:46.440 we'll be on. 383 00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:49.319 Boy, he commanding that you've been waiting for. 384 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:50.039 You all day. 385 00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:51.920 Well, I got no time to comment, Teeny, I'm busy 386 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:52.480 and I'm beat. 387 00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:56.240 Oh, Jean, mister, did you forget my baby? 388 00:21:56.359 --> 00:21:57.400 Says what do you mean? 389 00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:00.720 This is the Damian Canyon, Buddy, I've been ready and 390 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:02.680 Johnny only seen the night. 391 00:22:02.599 --> 00:22:03.920 Before Christmas for you. 392 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:06.759 Well, now, don't start crying sis. With a little push, 393 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:10.359 I'll cry myself. I'm bushed, war out, poop, disgusted, in 394 00:22:10.440 --> 00:22:14.039 no mood for me. Oh I ever got into this 395 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:15.880 mailman racket, I'll never understand. 396 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:18.440 I neither done the post office McGee, but it won't 397 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:19.119 happen again. 398 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:22.000 Huh Why it's the postmaster McGee? 399 00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:26.000 Oh ha ha, I've been watching you all day, McGee, 400 00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:27.279 breaking regulations. 401 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:29.480