Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg.
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Speaker 3: And Tom Sweet. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
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Speaker 2: the you remember the cops, the Untouchables. Yeah, and they
Speaker 2: were basically because no, they would never let a woman
Speaker 2: touch them.
Speaker 3: And it was really an apple.
Speaker 2: They were straight, right, they were straight, but no, well.
Speaker 3: There were nothing. It was ambiguous.
Speaker 2: It was gonna say it was very ambiguous because I
Speaker 2: was I couldn't tell what was going on.
Speaker 3: They were like eunuchs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I think they actually even literally publicly
Speaker 2: chopped their dicks off.
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Speaker 3: parents and tell them that you learned something. It's a
Speaker 3: good good movie. You ever seen in Touchables? No? Actually,
Speaker 3: of course not. Well yeah, yeah, Untouchables are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You didn't watch all those fucking you know, watching all
Speaker 2: the movies with Jone, everybody watching all those film person
Speaker 2: movies because.
Speaker 3: Of courts Untouchables. Yes, I watched Untouchable for you, and
Speaker 3: Touchables is not like a film school movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like it's just really good acting scenes.
Speaker 2: Like it's like one of those Motibu every Uncrustables.
Speaker 3: The Crustables movie that's with uh what is it Rocky
Speaker 3: yeah Salon, uh huh Yeah. And he's just like h
Speaker 3: Arnold Warzenegger.
Speaker 2: They're like one of them made peanut butter and one
Speaker 2: of them invented jelly in this movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then what's the what's what's machete?
Speaker 3: What's what's name? He cames up and he's like, I
Speaker 3: have an empty ampanada here empty? What is that? Why
Speaker 3: is that? I think it's the bread. It's like a
Speaker 3: Mexican bread kind of you know. And then they it's
Speaker 3: one of the illegal breads.
Speaker 2: A legal kind of need to get you. He's the
Speaker 2: weird thing is I never knew until recently.
Speaker 3: He was really quiet about it. It was very low
Speaker 3: key about it.
Speaker 2: And I love that Arnold did a three six one
Speaker 2: eight because back in the day he was kind of
Speaker 2: like collecting some stuff that he shouldn't be collecting. I
Speaker 2: think that was a little bit like nazisque some paraphernalia.
Speaker 3: Really back because it's because his dad or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like you know, like he's Austrian, like his dad.
Speaker 3: That's why he's ship. That's why, that's why he hates everybody,
Speaker 3: everything that's going on right now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then he grew up like you know a lot
Speaker 2: of people do, and he was like, now he's like
Speaker 2: ultra progressive because even he ran as a Republican. But
Speaker 2: when he was a governor, but he he was like
Speaker 2: baby ship Republican.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 5: He was what old school Republicans, old old school non
Speaker 5: high branch Republicans were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he got you know, he got older
Speaker 2: and he's like fuck, ship sucks. And remember when what
Speaker 2: was it when Ukraine got attacked. I think he came
Speaker 2: out with like that whole like a nine minute video.
Speaker 2: I was like speaking big facts and I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 2: this is weird scene.
Speaker 3: It is weird celebrity. No, no, not absolutely not.
Speaker 2: He hates him one of those vocal No, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he absolutely hates fascism.
Speaker 3: And so it's pretty cool. But uh, I mean, slide.
Speaker 2: Jelly, really I'd imagine slide He's he's of that age, dude,
Speaker 2: He's he's a fortune.
Speaker 3: Was a brain damage probably literally he got not probably
Speaker 3: what did he do porn or whatever, and that's how
Speaker 3: he got brain.
Speaker 2: Damn, that's crazy. He busted too many nuts consecutively, got
Speaker 2: face fucked by a horse. You can't think so good
Speaker 2: by let the horse slap you in the back of
Speaker 2: the neck, you dick. I don't know if it's a
Speaker 2: good idea. I don't know if it's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know it's good idea. I don't
Speaker 2: think we should. The horse actually came on his head anyway.
Speaker 2: Shut shut, you write this story about you running up
Speaker 2: some steps.
Speaker 3: Put butter podcast to speak. Chris Rey got it? Is
Speaker 3: him Tom Sweeney and is him Derek Blackman? Welcome book
Speaker 3: them one and all? Uh. I don't know, man, What's what?
Speaker 3: What do we got to?
Speaker 1: Grammy?
Speaker 3: So much shit happened Grammy, Grammys, Grammys.
Speaker 2: Hassan the Great, Yeah, Hassan Wars, Hassan Wars three Stroke.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't really know much about what happened
Speaker 3: to the I did see you must have. I did
Speaker 3: see the entire crowd sing a minor Oh. I didn't
Speaker 3: that like when they brought when they brought Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 3: up for not Like Us and they were playing the
Speaker 3: song That's Great and they played like the most offensive
Speaker 3: verse of that song. People are. It's weird.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering how many people that Drake slided behind the
Speaker 2: scenes because nobody's doing him any favors. It's unilateral brought
Speaker 2: the whole entidy of music and like, you know how
Speaker 2: you know how safe the super Bowl is with their
Speaker 2: image and like the halftime shows to the point where
Speaker 2: the Chili Peppers when they performed, it wasn't even live
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, we.
Speaker 2: Had to like plug in our instruments and pretimber're playing
Speaker 2: and anyway, they said, they're not going to stop him
Speaker 2: from doing not like us.
Speaker 3: That's kind of insane for the super Bowl that is
Speaker 3: actually not so Like there's a universal disdage for Drake
Speaker 3: that I think is so damn funny. It's hilarious. It's like,
Speaker 3: what did you do? What did you do to dessert?
Speaker 3: You must have done so much more than I even
Speaker 3: understand you've done.
Speaker 2: That's what makes it crazy. It's like Drake's put niggas
Speaker 2: on and like everyone just hate they. I think he's
Speaker 2: been he's been writing too high for too long, and
Speaker 2: obviously when you ride high for that long, people just
Speaker 2: start hating.
Speaker 3: You think it's just pure hated anything.
Speaker 5: He clearly has had slide people throughout his time there,
Speaker 5: like he's an artist something like that that slide people,
Speaker 5: like of course the biggest content creator, Like the biggest
Speaker 5: creators only get where they are because they slide people.
Speaker 5: That's just how people or even in general people in general,
Speaker 5: you get high, you have to like you gotta like.
Speaker 3: You gotta pick a person out of the crowd and
Speaker 3: need them.
Speaker 2: If you're the number one if you're the number one artist, uh,
Speaker 2: if you're the number one artist artist on Universal music
Speaker 2: group right, which is the largest music group, uh, I
Speaker 2: guess there are probably times where you think you should
Speaker 2: have been getting more attention and things, and and maybe
Speaker 2: Drake had kind of some say almost like Lebron James
Speaker 2: actually the Lakers where he made he's a player, he's
Speaker 2: not an owner, but he makes decisions as if he's
Speaker 2: in the front office. And I feel like that probably
Speaker 2: made a lot of people be like fuck this guy,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And it also like say something happened recently.
Speaker 2: That the Laker yet or no, what did you get
Speaker 2: a ring as Laker yet?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in twenty twenty, First got their first right, right, Well,
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty. But like, I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people think that, they say it doesn't count because it
Speaker 2: was during COVID, during the bubble, when they were playing isolated.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't care. I don't need to get
Speaker 2: into that. It's just one of those things to where
Speaker 2: like they won, they won a championship, but during COVID,
Speaker 2: when it wasn't like the regular league when you just
Speaker 2: play and there's audiences and stuff and all that shit.
Speaker 2: So people are saying, oh, that's with the asterisk, it
Speaker 2: doesn't count. But to me, somebody made the argument that
Speaker 2: it was probably much harder because everybody's worried about dying,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, that's a fair point. You know,
Speaker 2: it might have been a harder time somebody coughing, like yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it was funny. There was a guy that
Speaker 2: coughed on the mic during a press conference, Rudy Gobert,
Speaker 2: fucking around. He was like ooh, and then he got
Speaker 2: he had COVID. He got diagnose sleven COVID like the
Speaker 2: next day, and.
Speaker 3: Then he died in a week.
Speaker 2: That would have been great.
Speaker 5: Found mangled and raped under a fucking turnpack by COVID.
Speaker 3: We ran the COVID Joey Covid, We ran these fingerprints
Speaker 3: that were around his neck. Turns out it was COVID.
Speaker 3: It was COVID. It was covidrang If somebody came up
Speaker 3: with that, would you would you? What would you think?
Speaker 2: Because you'd be like, they're just saying that, right, and
Speaker 2: somebody that they know actually raped and strangled it.
Speaker 3: That would scare me.
Speaker 5: A lot, because they're covering for something that let that
Speaker 5: lets more darkness and then we understand, you know, it.
Speaker 2: Was it was COVID's fingerprints, COVID nineteen rape and killed people.
Speaker 5: Apparently, if the worst is the easiest is yours, the
Speaker 5: worst is mine. I really hope it's just some guy
Speaker 5: ain't raped and murdered him, because that's not.
Speaker 3: Then it's really really terrifying. That's the best case scenario.
Speaker 3: It is. It's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 2: If you get COVID, COVID shows up.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so that the entire Grammys, the entire Grammys
Speaker 3: crowd saying that's a minor like harmonized there.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have shot somebody if I was there.
Speaker 3: He nominated for anything?
Speaker 2: Do you think I guess he hasn't really done anything recent,
Speaker 2: or he probably has. I just don't know.
Speaker 3: He's he's just been crashing out. I mean, yeah, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3: I guess, like I wouldn't be in a position to
Speaker 3: crash out. I guess yeah, well true.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm saying from from Uh, if you were Drake,
Speaker 2: what else could you do but fucking crash out?
Speaker 3: I guess I would.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, I've made a lot of money
Speaker 2: in his last fifteen years. Yeah, I'm gonna go chill somewhere. Well,
Speaker 2: if he was, I guess if it was, say, since
Speaker 2: clearly Drake didn't really respect uh, oh my god, I forgot.
Speaker 3: His name Kendrick.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, John c Riley must the dude that
Speaker 2: No do that he beef with before? Oh my push
Speaker 2: T sorry push Yeah. So uh, I feel like Drake
Speaker 2: didn't really respect push a T. And and then he
Speaker 2: earned his respect after getting destroyed. But he he did
Speaker 2: what he should have done with Kendrick, right, he lost
Speaker 2: the battle, and then he just fucking laid alone a
Speaker 2: little bit and then moved on. Well, the thing is
Speaker 2: that people are not letting us die. I think Kendrick
Speaker 2: himself is articularly not letting us die. But people so
Speaker 2: Kendrick wasn't really hasn't really done anything other than gen
Speaker 2: X and then. But the thing is, Drake keeps making
Speaker 2: moves behind the scenes. He all those losses and like
Speaker 2: like he's doing stupid shit to where it's like, bro,
Speaker 2: people aren't even There are people that cover the shit
Speaker 2: that don't want to talk about Drake right now, and
Speaker 2: they're like, you're making us talk about you in a
Speaker 2: negative way.
Speaker 3: It is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: That defamation causes insane because I'm like, did he really
Speaker 2: like what? Like why it's it's rat beef, Like, I
Speaker 2: get it it It looks bad, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 2: it looks bad. But the thing is that we live
Speaker 2: in this world where unfortunately, you could be found doing
Speaker 2: some fuck shit and if you release a good piece,
Speaker 2: people forgive you. Who forgive you?
Speaker 5: There's no one, No one was able to hardcore tet
Speaker 5: these things to you, though I think there's a plenty
Speaker 5: of approve of you doing fuck shit one hundred percent, Like,
Speaker 5: aside from the really Bobby Brown shipped. Outside of that,
Speaker 5: there are several moments where he's way too close to
Speaker 5: scheduled situations, well, I know the way too close to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the one where he's on stage, he says,
Speaker 3: he says, she says her age, and he still proceeds.
Speaker 3: That's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: There's multiples like that where there's a bundy of things
Speaker 2: of him doing weird show. I'm like, you are dumb.
Speaker 2: You're just dumb.
Speaker 3: He's dump.
Speaker 5: He should not be you are You are being a
Speaker 5: public Fortunately you are still half black, Like you are
Speaker 5: too close to the situations.
Speaker 3: I like that. In one of his responses.
Speaker 2: Was that he said I'm with his His defense was,
Speaker 2: I'm so famous that if I was doing something illegal
Speaker 2: and shady I would have been caught by now.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, blood, such a tone deaf thing to say.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, that's an insane thing to say.
Speaker 2: I'm like, first of all, you're you're you're begging for
Speaker 2: people to go fishing into you more. And number two,
Speaker 2: obviously every fucking big, large case of a celebrity that
Speaker 2: got decades later, Yeah, they've.
Speaker 3: Been doing It's so.
Speaker 2: Like, I was like, who wrote his ship? Maybe he
Speaker 2: actually wrote it this time, Maybe he actually.
Speaker 3: Didn't get I think he had people on fiver to
Speaker 3: do it. Fiver would do a better job. Probably. Actually
Speaker 3: that's what's crazy, I think.
Speaker 2: I think all in all, I think he's made dumb decisions.
Speaker 2: I think he's continued to ben a bitch and more
Speaker 2: in a weird way. And I just just lay low, dude,
Speaker 2: lay low, take your time off, enjoy your millions, dude
Speaker 2: dollars and chill like, take some years off. Don't run
Speaker 2: direct like that, just if you get caught, get caught
Speaker 2: living your best life.
Speaker 3: I don't like him. I actually hope he keeps going,
Speaker 3: gets destroyed. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't hate Drake, but like I understand that I
Speaker 2: don't hate him either.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't like him.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike him. He has some music I enjoyed.
Speaker 2: You should just like him from the stuff that he's done.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's done.
Speaker 2: Probably should dislike him.
Speaker 3: Palel enough. I guess.
Speaker 2: I look at it like death letters, and I understand
Speaker 2: the scene and him makes you want to not completely
Speaker 2: destroy a brother, you know what I mean? Well, I
Speaker 2: just think I think, like, how do I explain this?
Speaker 2: I have music?
Speaker 3: Music?
Speaker 2: Is that I like? Even Kanye right?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, did you guys see.
Speaker 3: What we're getting there. I don't understand there forgot. I
Speaker 3: don't know how you forgot.
Speaker 5: That was the only thing that I saw because I
Speaker 5: was like fucking in a fucking migraine, stupid last night phone.
Speaker 2: It hurt my eyes. I was like what and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, titties.
Speaker 3: I don't understand my photo. I'm confused the people's reaction
Speaker 3: to this. What do you mean? Why are people shocked
Speaker 3: by this? Like? What is so shocking?
Speaker 2: It's not shocking, it's just it's like it did that.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: It's like so if you read the comments sections people,
Speaker 2: so there's the people that are like, oh, nice, shits right,
Speaker 2: like clearly, but then there's the people are just like
Speaker 2: the high key disrespect. It's just like it's more I
Speaker 2: don't I didn't see shocked, like people like, oh, I
Speaker 2: can't believe Kanye did this because she's been walking around naked.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the things like the naked this whole time.
Speaker 2: This is it's more of like she is sucking naked
Speaker 2: now and where it would be usually see through tops
Speaker 2: and like this time it's says you're putting a piece
Speaker 2: of silk over you. That's if nobody would consider that
Speaker 2: clothes right, like say Grammys before or even the not
Speaker 2: using Oscars, using Grammys and other award shows where they'd
Speaker 2: be see through ship all the time.
Speaker 3: I remember who was it.
Speaker 2: Some bitch with the Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, what's the Betty White?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Betty White, which is wearing the sea through thongs. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that'd be crazy. Marilyn Manson went with somebody like sucking
Speaker 2: in the nineties or.
Speaker 3: His own he.
Speaker 2: Was he was walking sucking wrapped around one whole time,
Speaker 2: and and it's going.
Speaker 3: To the beautiful and he rolled around the beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's it's what the seeing nipples at award shows is
Speaker 2: nothing new at all. I mean even just like recently
Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus has been making some moves and then she
Speaker 2: posted something you can see her nipples again because she's all,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's not shocking at all. It's just
Speaker 2: the level of like, oh, she's literally there's nothing, there
Speaker 2: was nothing to be desired, And I feel like that's
Speaker 2: the thing that usually is the only caveat that you're
Speaker 2: supposed to respect in like showing nudity is you're not
Speaker 2: fully naked, you're showing off some parts and everybody can
Speaker 2: now be like, oh hot and spicing controversial. Kanye's just like, no,
Speaker 2: just just be naked.
Speaker 3: I yeah, some crazy moves.
Speaker 5: Lately too, he's been saying doing some shit on Twitter
Speaker 5: that's like my nagas shut up.
Speaker 2: I heard he said something about Kamala that I don't
Speaker 2: know what was it.
Speaker 3: I didn't see it.
Speaker 5: Because I used to want to fuck Kamala but then
Speaker 5: she lost and I don't like I don't like fucking
Speaker 5: losers anymore.
Speaker 3: That's awnes. It's like, that's that see.
Speaker 2: I thought like it was gonna be political, but that
Speaker 2: I saw because somebody said this when Kanye posted about
Speaker 2: all I saw was a gift of that dude that
Speaker 2: got caught with his pants down and they drove away.
Speaker 2: So people were saying it was a moment like that,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what did he tweet?
Speaker 3: But I didn't look at it. I'm surprised that he's
Speaker 3: even allowed there.
Speaker 2: Oh he got kicked out. He wasn't invited.
Speaker 3: I thought he was. I thought he was because he
Speaker 3: was dominated.
Speaker 2: It from what I heard, I mean, does it does
Speaker 2: it sounds more plausible to me that he wasn't invited
Speaker 2: because he's been saying the most racist ship humanly possible,
Speaker 2: and they're like, we don't want you at our event.
Speaker 3: I think we just showed up anyway I met.
Speaker 2: It just makes more sense to me that he wasn't
Speaker 2: invited and he showed up because he's I could have
Speaker 2: swore he was invited, but I could be wrong. I'm
Speaker 2: just thinking of it because I would he even get
Speaker 2: to that point if he wasn't because he's Kanye, well yeah,
Speaker 2: but if he was if he was, like look, look
Speaker 2: think of it this way. Remember how some stupid kid
Speaker 2: got up and almost killed Trump. Like he's a stupid
Speaker 2: dumb kid that climbed up on a thing and shot
Speaker 2: up at Trump.
Speaker 5: That how did that happen? That's a little contextually different,
Speaker 5: Like I know, I'm talking.
Speaker 2: About a random and now think about somebody who one
Speaker 2: of the bigges celebrit in the world. And here's security
Speaker 2: being like, oh, Kanye, of course you're invited. And this
Speaker 2: guy didn't get the memo that Kanye is not supposed
Speaker 2: to be. But I assume the security would know if
Speaker 2: he shouldn't be invited. No, that like, you're not listening
Speaker 2: to me contextually, No, I understand what you're saying, right, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's Kanye West. Obviously he's a fucking right it should
Speaker 2: be famous artists, and like he is been, he's one.
Speaker 2: He has like what like the fifth most on the planet. Look,
Speaker 2: so the way you're thinking about it, it's like like
Speaker 2: it's a movie. It would be like everybody knows Kanye's
Speaker 2: gon show up and we need to keep him out,
Speaker 2: So everybody, everybody keep up on your god for Kanye West. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's probably just like he's not invited. And then literally
Speaker 2: the security guards are just doing their job and then
Speaker 2: Kanye shows up, and like, why would you question Kanye West?
Speaker 3: You would just let him in?
Speaker 2: Because I assume if they're security right, you know, you
Speaker 2: like they have the list, you know where if everything.
Speaker 3: See that's all like I'm saying about that kid that
Speaker 3: climbed up and almost killed Trump, you would assume Secret
Speaker 3: Service would have the place locked the fuck down. I'm
Speaker 3: just That's what I'm just span. He just wasn't invited.
Speaker 3: He wasn't like oh black, he wasn't on like a
Speaker 3: list just like don't let this person.
Speaker 2: It was just not like, no, Kanye's I just I think, look,
Speaker 2: at first of all, I could be totally wrong and
Speaker 2: maybe he was invited.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I thought he was. Logically, it would
Speaker 3: be kind of insane if he was because of Nazi
Speaker 3: ship that he said, not even like say, oh did
Speaker 3: he It wasn't anti No, it wasn't even like vaguely,
Speaker 3: it wasn't even like subtle, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was worse than act like, it was way worse
Speaker 2: than Elon Musk and what Elon Must did, right, because
Speaker 2: Neil Must did the salute, but Kanye was actually praising Hitler, right,
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like.
Speaker 3: The two of them could make the ultimate Nazi. They
Speaker 3: put together.
Speaker 2: Hitler deep pretend that's a terrifying about of power, dude,
Speaker 2: Thelm together more power fashion side of it. You got
Speaker 2: the money, aesthetic and the money someone a good artist
Speaker 2: that can actually put out amazing propaganda.
Speaker 3: Musk be Lin he was.
Speaker 2: I think I found the title of this title of this.
Speaker 3: Happened well hold on well just so for that. I
Speaker 3: guess the reason that the whole thing didn't stick out
Speaker 3: of me is because she's not only that, she's been
Speaker 3: ultimately to the point where like I don't even register
Speaker 3: it's not even interesting to me anymore. It's like Okay,
Speaker 3: she's whatever. I've seen those tits a million times. They
Speaker 3: even registered to me, it's like and so for her
Speaker 3: it's just like, oh, now she's wearing nothing. But it's
Speaker 3: like I don't know, I mean, what is there to see?
Speaker 3: Like everything else is yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I think it's yeah, because like to me, it's not
Speaker 3: she's spread eagle, Like I'd be like, whoa, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That would be pretty well because that would be the
Speaker 2: next thing, like she just spreading her like pussy and asshole.
Speaker 2: Then I'd be like, oh, okay, I might even screenshot
Speaker 2: that just just because like even though they're almost every screenshot,
Speaker 2: I never go back and look at it. But it's
Speaker 2: still just like a naturally holy shit. This might be
Speaker 2: like first the chronicle for some reason, like I have
Speaker 2: so much useless bullshit, But uh, from when I was
Speaker 2: seeing people talking about it, is that you look at Kanye's,
Speaker 2: it's the dynamic makes it look there's no proof of this,
Speaker 2: but the nynamic just makes it looks like it's forced.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it just feels fucking weird. I agree,
Speaker 3: But that's also I feel like it's always that's been
Speaker 3: it's been feel like, oh.
Speaker 2: That's that again on such a gren I guess the
Speaker 2: biggest thing, and I guess the only thing I could
Speaker 2: say is that on this grandiose stage and from it,
Speaker 2: whenever I see them, it's usually they're at a mass
Speaker 2: doing some shit. It's like yeahs yeah, Payless. I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine Kanye would be caught anywhere near a Payless.
Speaker 2: I would respect it, though, because like when Shaka had
Speaker 2: Payless shoes but then all the back, but then kids
Speaker 2: got beating up for wearing them.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for those kids, like.
Speaker 2: Jack's like I want to I want shoes that like
Speaker 2: regular people can afford, so kids can actually wear this,
Speaker 2: and then kids got beating up for wearing them?
Speaker 3: Do they look stupid?
Speaker 2: Not really, it was it's the fact is like yeah,
Speaker 2: because most most NBA shoes actually look terrible in my opinion, yes,
Speaker 2: but like I think there are some nice sneakers, there's things,
Speaker 2: most of them are like me, you can't beat the Jordan's.
Speaker 2: Everything after that is like people trying to be too unique.
Speaker 5: I think every I think every pair of like basketball
Speaker 5: basketball sneakers.
Speaker 3: In particular, don't look good.
Speaker 2: I don't know they're not. They make them look stupid.
Speaker 2: They're not meant to look good. I don't I don't
Speaker 2: think they like make like, you're not making a pair
Speaker 2: of hyper dunks that look good.
Speaker 5: You're not making like phone poles. I like the round
Speaker 5: nature of them, but they're not like, they're not meant
Speaker 5: to look nice.
Speaker 3: I'm hard pressed to even find a pair of sneakers
Speaker 3: that doesn't look like a mess, look like sneakers are
Speaker 3: sneakers inherently to me, just look.
Speaker 2: Like a Like there's plenty of beautiful sneaker.
Speaker 3: You know what, I've never seen a beautiful sneaker in
Speaker 3: my Jordan's look like plenty of nice like vaguely like
Speaker 3: because to me, like this is thea because to me,
Speaker 3: this is like once the clicks ones look nice.
Speaker 2: There's nothing to me that looks better than that. It's
Speaker 2: just so aesthetically pleasing.
Speaker 3: In the world of sneakers.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, absolutely, I'll just put the Yeah, let me
Speaker 2: pull up Jordan's.
Speaker 3: I feel like everyone, like every other shoe looks better
Speaker 3: than a sneaker. So I was like, I'm never looking
Speaker 3: at sneakers and like it's like so like just it's
Speaker 3: very simple. It's a very simple just aesthetically pleased. When
Speaker 3: you see people rocking them, it just looks great, especially
Speaker 3: if people have jeans, especially you tuck them inside. It
Speaker 3: looks this is a this is a this is not
Speaker 3: a goofy ass.
Speaker 2: Shoe's brought me a pair of those. She brought me
Speaker 2: a pair of O G Jordans ones, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why did you buy?
Speaker 3: Of course of course she did.
Speaker 2: How much were they like like almost three thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't know they're that much. No, I don't even
Speaker 2: wear them.
Speaker 3: I wore them maybe one time. Like why, what's even
Speaker 3: the point? I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I guess it has no I know, I has to
Speaker 2: be like getting a huge bus, right, Like it's just
Speaker 2: to be there because you're not wearing. But that's how
Speaker 2: I am, like most like everything, I get collective. But
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh nice, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's exactly like like it.
Speaker 2: It feels weirder because you know that the shoe actually
Speaker 2: the material was five dollars, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe even less than that.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that feels They.
Speaker 5: Did like a release sent and she grabbed them for me,
Speaker 5: and I was like, literally, why did you buy me these, sweetheart, like, like,
Speaker 5: I appreciate it, is really nice of you.
Speaker 2: I don't need these.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: If you want something that looks like Jordan's but they're
Speaker 2: not Jordan's, you just get the high top vans because
Speaker 2: they they have the same exact like shape, exact sap.
Speaker 3: But I don't like what vans feel. Actually, I never
Speaker 3: weren't like Jordan's particularly. I was like, nikes.
Speaker 2: I am paired of air Forces. Air Forces just do
Speaker 2: the trick for me. They just good sneakers.
Speaker 3: See that to me is like to even know the
Speaker 3: name of it that the earfers.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, this is these air Force guitars, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it is exactly. I I like certain sneakers, but I'm
Speaker 2: not a sneakerhead at all. Like I have I have.
Speaker 2: I have the shoes that I have in there or
Speaker 2: they're these toe shoes. They're not tow shoes, but they're.
Speaker 3: Like flat and right they.
Speaker 2: Have like no, I don't even know what the fuck
Speaker 2: it is. They're just convenient. And I have, uh Converse.
Speaker 2: That's the only show shoes that will buy. I'll buy
Speaker 2: Chucks over and over.
Speaker 5: I cared about them a lot when I was young
Speaker 5: because I was young and black and from New York City,
Speaker 5: so of course I fucking cared the popular shoe.
Speaker 2: But Chucks, Yeah, Chucks are probably one of the most
Speaker 2: popular shoes in the top five.
Speaker 3: Well I would, I would imagine in general, but I
Speaker 3: don't know if I I don't know if I knew
Speaker 3: that many black people wearing them.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about sneakers in general. I wasn't talking about
Speaker 2: like Chucks. I did wear Chucks too, for sure.
Speaker 3: They're a good looking shoes. They're a weirdly timeless shoe,
Speaker 3: like I feel like I can see that in like
Speaker 3: the seventies or now. They make sense, But.
Speaker 2: Chucks are timeless. Obviously, the All Stars All Star, com
Speaker 2: Adidas Classic another. I don't even if they make All
Speaker 2: Stars anymore.
Speaker 3: Exactly, I haven't seen them.
Speaker 2: There are some classic shoes that I don't understand why
Speaker 2: they're like like Chucks. Chucks are always there. They've never
Speaker 2: not been in any shoe store except for maybe Champs.
Speaker 2: Like Champs is probably the only place that doesn't carry them.
Speaker 2: But Champs is a fucking joke. Goes with those niggas
Speaker 2: that we're in the refereece like you always want to
Speaker 2: go and beat them up, Like I feel like they
Speaker 2: want to storm them for some reason it is I do.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why what a stupid fucking uniform?
Speaker 4: Like another day, another plan to shoot up a DSW
Speaker 4: fucking nut, another terrorist attack on the ds W and
Speaker 4: broad days.
Speaker 3: You're a DSW like manager and you got to give
Speaker 3: and you have to do for some reason, You're just
Speaker 3: this target. It's like a universe. It's like understood that
Speaker 3: like if you if you work in a DSW, you're
Speaker 3: like you live at like there's like a fifty percent
Speaker 3: increase in the risk that you might be involved in
Speaker 3: some kind of domestic terrork.
Speaker 2: There there benefits really good. They have to be a
Speaker 2: fucking amazing benefit.
Speaker 3: They pay, they pay, They pay twenty eight dollars an hour. Uh,
Speaker 3: they always care covered.
Speaker 2: You always get forty hours, always get forty Yeah, you
Speaker 2: always get for that's.
Speaker 3: Not enough, dude, that twenty eight. So that's that's enough,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean to some people, that's true.
Speaker 3: That's enough to the head of a company, and they're like,
Speaker 3: you'll come to it. That is true. Though they will
Speaker 3: walk into a war zone for fifteen bucks. That is
Speaker 3: six dollars. That is so fucking true. What else happened
Speaker 3: with the Grammys?
Speaker 2: Though, don't she want Best on Hip Album of the
Speaker 2: Year her? Lauren Hill and Cardi B got one of of.
Speaker 3: Course Cardi Cardi B. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know she got shet not currently, but she
Speaker 2: got out of the She got one of the Grammys
Speaker 2: of Rap Album of the Year for fucking divisional privacy.
Speaker 5: Terrible decision. She's just a horrible person at like her
Speaker 5: core makes you really sad that he's in the same
Speaker 5: league as Lauren Hill, the fucking one of the greatest
Speaker 5: rappers to ever touch a mic, and then.
Speaker 2: We're one of the greatest, but also has a very
Speaker 2: low catalog.
Speaker 5: Oh, she didn't make much of Missess very and that
Speaker 5: interesting though, It's like she was so iconic and she
Speaker 5: made music.
Speaker 2: When that happens the same, you could say make the
Speaker 2: same argument for hundred two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where you're like.
Speaker 5: Well, he at least had as like four albums with outcasts,
Speaker 5: He has one solo album.
Speaker 2: He has a he has a decent amount of music.
Speaker 2: But it's also Lauren Hill has one album. But yes,
Speaker 2: Lauren Hill, as far as I'm Concerned has one album,
Speaker 2: and I was a child when I came out. I
Speaker 2: remember being in elementary school being like that thing that,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like that's crazy. I have
Speaker 2: actually vivid memories of that. It's forever ago.
Speaker 3: That's my memories of like the Spice Girls and stuff like,
Speaker 3: like I remember that vividly from like elementary school.
Speaker 5: My sister loved the Spice Girls and I heard that
Speaker 5: music album all the time.
Speaker 3: Child Destey's Child is very vivid to me, Like that
Speaker 3: is a very vivid like I remember being in like
Speaker 3: the specific house in Yonkers and like two thousand or something.
Speaker 2: It's probably really controversial expected for Beyonce fans me saying this,
Speaker 2: but I feel like Destiny's Child was way better than
Speaker 2: better than solo stuff a million.
Speaker 3: Because listen to him.
Speaker 5: I personally am more attached to Destiney's Child than anything
Speaker 5: Beyonce made afterwards.
Speaker 3: I just I've for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 5: But I based on a lot of people that like
Speaker 5: really like music. They give her her credit for a
Speaker 5: few of her albums, I just don't like them because
Speaker 5: I don't like how she be because I think, well,
Speaker 5: I think when she made her first few songs to
Speaker 5: jay Z that those are really good songs, but her
Speaker 5: music kind of became too boring post jay Z.
Speaker 2: You know, I nothing pops out in my head that like, say,
Speaker 2: for example, just one Destiny Child song independent. Uh, nothing
Speaker 2: that Beyonce is made by herself. Is much more like
Speaker 2: when I hear that song like there's it does nothing
Speaker 2: to expecially the beat.
Speaker 3: They like all the women, all the women independent thrill.
Speaker 2: You know, you know the song is really fucking stuck
Speaker 2: in my mind about her is fucking what you call it?
Speaker 3: To the left. Yeah, I know every word. I hate
Speaker 3: that song.
Speaker 2: I know every word to that song. That song is
Speaker 2: but that's like a memory, you know, It's like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: something sparks in my brain remembering that.
Speaker 3: I genuinely think that that's like a Wiggles level song.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't like that single La it's a it's
Speaker 2: a I like single ladies. To me, it sounds like
Speaker 2: but that was like when I.
Speaker 5: Was listening to watching music videos a lot, so like
Speaker 5: I saw that ship constantly.
Speaker 3: I don't like that Halo.
Speaker 2: Halo is like it's a it's a fine ballad, but
Speaker 2: I don't go out of my way to listen.
Speaker 3: I've never got my way to listen. Ye, yes, listen,
Speaker 3: we're listening to Beyond. In general, liked no problem fucking
Speaker 3: finding me. I like it ruined Google searches for like
Speaker 3: five straight years. I remember that. I was like, this, bitch,
Speaker 3: how did he hater this creole black woman.
Speaker 2: There's a story, and some people are saying it's not true.
Speaker 2: But there's this uh x UFC fighter Mike Perry when
Speaker 2: he was walking out one time, he requested the Halo
Speaker 2: theme song, and then when he came out, Halo by
Speaker 2: Beyonce started playing, dude, fucking fear. That's exactly what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so the thing is that's the official story.
Speaker 2: Some people are saying that they're not just one understand
Speaker 2: it was true, not because Mike Perry. First he was
Speaker 2: coming out like what the fuck and then he just
Speaker 2: starts seeing it like hey, like you know, so he's
Speaker 2: like getting all into it and so it looks. But
Speaker 2: some people were doubting if it maybe he was playing
Speaker 2: a trick, like he said that, and well it was
Speaker 2: I'm assuming he did good. I'm assuming he did. But
Speaker 2: it was too it was he was probably the anger
Speaker 2: from like losing his song. But Yeah, that would That
Speaker 2: is a that can be a very easy mistake, just
Speaker 2: just because the halo that you're.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way the people who are like working that,
Speaker 3: especially at that time. Yeah, the people who are working
Speaker 3: the sound like, there's no way they know what that is.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to think. I know, there huge In.
Speaker 3: General, it is just like way more. I think Survivors
Speaker 3: Survivors amazing.
Speaker 2: They had like they had good fucking beats back then.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, yeah there was something there was. I think
Speaker 5: there's great there's great beats now too, but the beat
Speaker 5: creation is so homogenous now, it's like six seven beat makers.
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear yeah, unless you like really fucking really
Speaker 5: fuck with hip hop and you're like digging for like
Speaker 5: the Alchemist or like a cold beat or like a
Speaker 5: fucking because everything is mustard.
Speaker 2: Everything is her mustard. Nigga's making money out.
Speaker 3: I can't believe. I can't remember if this happened before
Speaker 3: we recorded last time or now, but the academics.
Speaker 2: Oh god, thank oh.
Speaker 3: I pray, I'll be honest, I prayed I actually like
Speaker 3: this and shot like this.
Speaker 2: I I can't stand that dude so much that I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't even I'm not even gonna mention.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not even gonna mention it to
Speaker 2: you guys. He's the first Jamaican I hate. I hate
Speaker 2: academic so it sucks so bad. I'm so finally, finally
Speaker 2: most people understand how shitty.
Speaker 3: This guy is. Yeah, So to fill everybody in, I
Speaker 3: think like there's there was like weird videos that came
Speaker 3: out of him, like kind of just talking to like
Speaker 3: underage people, like doing weird shit, like saying having weird conversations,
Speaker 3: like mega fucking strange, sexually charged conversations.
Speaker 2: He's being Yeah, he's being absolutely inflammatory in ways. That's
Speaker 2: him and and Tory Lane's manager, which is already bad
Speaker 2: enough because Tory Lane's there's a bunch of fucking idiots
Speaker 2: in the in the scene that have been like, free
Speaker 2: Tory for shooting up shot Meg shot shot shot her.
Speaker 2: She got shot in the funt dude. So many people,
Speaker 2: there's so many random because we're like fuck Megan.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he shot the girl, no matter what she
Speaker 3: did to him. In a second, hold on, yeah, let's
Speaker 3: hear it. That is a little funny because she's fine,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. She's not like something to
Speaker 3: get shot in the chest at heart, like Frankie in
Speaker 3: his dreams. Like it's like it's just.
Speaker 2: Like a little simulation waking up like Ray Charles being
Speaker 2: the image of Ray Charles living his entire life the way.
Speaker 3: He is, and then waking up able to see at
Speaker 3: like twenty and it's like you could see somehow.
Speaker 2: It was like that was a dream.
Speaker 3: That's the worst dream ever. It was just all black.
Speaker 2: It's it's black in sounds and winning a bunch of awards. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what happens? Am my talented in real life?
Speaker 3: Right? Does? He can't?
Speaker 2: He can't play piano in real life.
Speaker 3: That's fucking sad.
Speaker 2: I think you no, you not.
Speaker 3: Dreams are fleeting.
Speaker 2: So he's like, wait, Waite, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida. You're
Speaker 2: mutant sand crocodiles.
Speaker 3: He's hammering dark. That's great as well. Just I want
Speaker 3: to be blind again. I want to be blind again. Bro,
Speaker 3: that's real ship, what is it?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: No? I have written I wrote a hit, a hit
Speaker 3: in my head and while I was dreaming. Oh dude,
Speaker 3: I know you. I know what you're talking about. And
Speaker 3: it's been infuriating because like you can remember it and
Speaker 3: then you remember less of it and then it goes away. God,
Speaker 3: you know, you know it was you know, I was
Speaker 3: like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: That was great? Yeah, And it wasn't even like a
Speaker 3: nebulous thing where it's just like, oh, it wasn't even
Speaker 3: like the idea of a good song. It's just like, no,
Speaker 3: I remember like exactly the way it feels.
Speaker 2: And I remember feeling this, but I can't remember remembering it,
Speaker 2: but I feel.
Speaker 3: Like I remember it, like and then it fades away.
Speaker 3: It's like any dream, it goes away unless you can
Speaker 3: like write it down, yeah, capture right, even to the
Speaker 3: extent that you could write it down. It's just like
Speaker 3: it's always the end product. It's never the beginning. So
Speaker 3: like I have to decipher, like fuck it, what cord
Speaker 3: is that? Ah? Damn, I just know it's a good sequence.
Speaker 3: Didn't work.
Speaker 2: My brain betrayed me.
Speaker 3: I've had so many twice that's happened to me. I've
Speaker 3: had so many dreams when I don't know if there
Speaker 3: are dreams or not.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I lived it, if I dreamed it,
Speaker 2: if I dad jof wooed it. I think it, but
Speaker 2: my dreams ones try to gaslight me in that I
Speaker 2: forgot that I killed someone Like it was fucking and
Speaker 2: it made me feel like, yo, did I like because
Speaker 2: I don't have that in me. But I'm like, is
Speaker 2: it possible that people when they compartmentalize the compartment like
Speaker 2: to that level to where they literally don't remember a
Speaker 2: slither of that they did something that heinous?
Speaker 3: That's what's so scary about that premise is that, like,
Speaker 3: because to not remember it, it is only evidence, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, it's only proof that it's
Speaker 3: possible that you might have done it. Yeah, it's like whatever,
Speaker 3: Like what is it the whole story about like when
Speaker 3: aliens would abduct people and the whole that the whole
Speaker 3: thing is that like they would they they would wipe
Speaker 3: your mind right right, So you never really would know,
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 2: There's like just some subconscious little something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but like I never I've had things like
Speaker 3: that where I've woken up it's like did I fucking Yeah?
Speaker 2: My problem was I was watching way too much true
Speaker 2: crime stuff, So I had a dream like that. I
Speaker 2: was like I want to I was like one night
Speaker 2: I was just on a roll. What are they called
Speaker 2: uh uh explore with us or something like that, you
Speaker 2: wu yeah, will And I was watching way too much
Speaker 2: of that ship and all of a sudden, I'm dreaming
Speaker 2: of like clearly my brain knows I couldn't do that,
Speaker 2: and then to put me to scenario like no, but
Speaker 2: you forgot you forgot that, you like I like strangled
Speaker 2: somebody and I gotta go, you got to all like
Speaker 2: I nothing about that ever, Entre. I actually think it's
Speaker 2: very I think it's very fascinating, except for I'm the
Speaker 2: person that doesn't want to hear the details of like
Speaker 2: how ship went down. Sometimes they go into detail about
Speaker 2: like this, I'm like, I don't want to hear that
Speaker 2: people who have killed people so like I don't want
Speaker 2: to know more about people who killed people, like I don't,
Speaker 2: like it's never made me happy, like like if I
Speaker 2: want to talk to people that have killed people, I
Speaker 2: can call like a relative, call like one of my
Speaker 2: cousins in the military brown.
Speaker 3: Kids off the military is different though, it's like I.
Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, but it's still like if I want to
Speaker 2: see people that I want to talk about that a civilian.
Speaker 2: Very different, I think is but like you know, but
Speaker 2: one is okay, one is not, which is very true
Speaker 2: quotations Okay, right, right, it's okay to kill people, if
Speaker 2: it's okay to be religious and kill people, Yeah, because God,
Speaker 2: you're fighting God.
Speaker 3: I think the interesting actually crime there was like it's
Speaker 3: more about like how people get caught, Like that's what
Speaker 3: I find most interesting. It's like how they figure it out.
Speaker 3: I don't really give a shit about like what happens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I favor to hear the details armed people more
Speaker 3: to be better at murdering people in king. I think
Speaker 3: that's kind of the trade off, isn't. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 3: of like the school shooting drills where it's just like
Speaker 3: wells the school shooters, Like you know.
Speaker 2: It's not funny, it's not funny, but it's like usually
Speaker 2: I feel like because all those people, like.
Speaker 3: The entry points are here, so many of the things that.
Speaker 2: I watch, like these people are just like alter incompetent
Speaker 2: or whatever. They're just they're they're insane obviously. And one
Speaker 2: of my favorite ones was this guy, this fucking tall
Speaker 2: ass nerd. He was like six to one or something
Speaker 2: complete like uh and he fucking there's this this guy.
Speaker 2: He wasn't homeless, but he would just sit outside this
Speaker 2: bookstore or you sit out the side the store and
Speaker 2: read a book every morning, This older dude. And then
Speaker 2: this fucking kid who was like, oh I want to
Speaker 2: I want to get into like CSI and stuff just
Speaker 2: picked him up, killed him, stabbed him, dismembered him, kept
Speaker 2: his head in his hands in his closet, and then
Speaker 2: the mom found it all freaking out. Mom ruined, She's ruined.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't stop crying the entire day. And then the
Speaker 2: cops went up. The cops went up to him, Hey, so, yeah,
Speaker 2: I heard your mom found something kind of interesting in
Speaker 2: your rooms. Like what, uh, well, yeah, you can say that.
Speaker 3: And it was like very.
Speaker 2: And it was like, so what did you find? A
Speaker 2: man's head and hands? Like it was so I was like,
Speaker 2: how is real? So I can't remember if I was
Speaker 2: watching e WU like explore with us, but it was
Speaker 2: a guy. I can't like what I'm describing. I don't
Speaker 2: know how you would.
Speaker 3: I have to see that video that guy that's inaccurate.
Speaker 3: It's as close as I could be doing it. If
Speaker 3: if that is an accurate impression of that delivery, like.
Speaker 2: It is that it's dry Hubert awkwardness.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I guess you could say that. It was
Speaker 3: like like it's fuck, I don't know how I can
Speaker 3: find it. That's so good. I don't know how.
Speaker 2: What would I need to put I think it was
Speaker 2: was it a that is something that I would write like.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's something. Damn, you don't have to find it
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: That's awesome and you will find I would love for
Speaker 2: people to look it up. There's probably some people because
Speaker 2: the Explorer this is a huge channel, So I imagine
Speaker 2: some people listening to this. They know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: The audience has the answer to something. By the way,
Speaker 3: we have an answer to that fucking the thing that
Speaker 3: we were trying to figure out about that cartoon the
Speaker 3: show with like the spider web, the spider web, what
Speaker 3: is it? So it was fucking Shrek. It was Shrek.
Speaker 3: It was Shrek.
Speaker 2: Yes, hanging out up and takes a bit and mouth
Speaker 2: he has flies in his teeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We had a conversation on one of the I
Speaker 3: think it was either the last episode of the one
Speaker 3: before last. We were trying to remember this cartoon where
Speaker 3: like somebody was like they had like almost like a
Speaker 3: like a cotton candy thing, but it was like spiderwebs
Speaker 3: and insects. I just couldn't. For some reason, my mind
Speaker 3: went to like Billion Mandy or something something like that,
Speaker 3: but it was Shrek. I was like, oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I don't think about I guess I don't think about
Speaker 3: Shrek eating bugs, right, because it doesn't happen that much,
Speaker 3: and I believe in fairy tales. Another song. Then I
Speaker 3: saw her.
Speaker 2: Face and word, let's go get out of my country.
Speaker 2: I hate blacks.
Speaker 3: Ooh black hats. I wanted to die. You know what's
Speaker 3: crazy is that that band is called the Monkey?
Speaker 2: Is that the Monkeys there?
Speaker 3: The two ees at the end? I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know that many hits from the Monkeys though,
Speaker 2: that's the big one. Aren't they like a fake band?
Speaker 2: I heard they were like a like I heard they
Speaker 2: were a band that was like put to like, what
Speaker 2: would you call it? An industry plant?
Speaker 3: Maybe they're so old that I don't. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 3: like I kind of assume at some point in the
Speaker 3: in the history of music, I feel like at a
Speaker 3: certain point everybody was because they're just like, we gotta
Speaker 3: get this rolling. That was like, that was the Monkeys really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Like the guy that wait, was that the am I
Speaker 2: getting confused? The guy the singer of the Monkeys was
Speaker 2: the guy that sang that New Orleans song?
Speaker 3: Right, So you're thinking of I think you're thinking of
Speaker 3: the monkey from that that the British monkey from the
Speaker 3: movie that just came out, Robbie Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think maybe, Yeah, I think I am.
Speaker 3: That's not the same. I don't know how far off
Speaker 3: he is right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. No, Like the was that
Speaker 2: one band that like people are like, oh, get out
Speaker 2: of here. You're not the Beatles, like that band, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was Beatles. To Jason, it was
Speaker 3: they were kind of like, you know, you know wolf Mother, Yes,
Speaker 3: you know, you know what I mean. You know you
Speaker 3: know what I mean wolf Mother. They're like the wolf
Speaker 3: Mother of the Beatles, if that makes sense. I know
Speaker 3: I like that too, but you know what I mean, Right,
Speaker 3: They're just like, oh, I've heard this before, Like this
Speaker 3: is just like a sound that I've heard, Yes, and
Speaker 3: you're doing this. It's like grena van fleet or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That one's like that's a way better example.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's why the Wolf is a bad example.
Speaker 3: That's that's some pretty good they had some pretty good ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Grena van Fleet is like that, come on, that
Speaker 2: is it is insulting to me that I'm like you,
Speaker 2: you can't copy it that closely.
Speaker 3: I'm not in just seventies enough to like care that
Speaker 3: much about it. I've not listened to much of grenaman
Speaker 3: Fleet at all or their inspirations. Quite honest, extremely talented.
Speaker 3: I just I wasted talent.
Speaker 2: I really feel like this is my opinion, how I
Speaker 2: feel is just go listen to led Zeppelin, like I
Speaker 2: when you When I hear Greta van Fiel'm like, why
Speaker 2: would I listen to this because it's not even like
Speaker 2: a it's too similar in my opinion, where I'm like, eh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's too close to the original. I don't The Monkeys
Speaker 2: is probably because, like to me, so you said, what's
Speaker 2: the song?
Speaker 3: I'm a believer. I'm a believer. I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 3: the Monkeys, or at least they did one for Shrek.
Speaker 2: At least Yeah, and the lead singer, who's that guy's name,
Speaker 2: he's such a good fucking.
Speaker 3: Scene monkey McDowell. That was so fucking ship that snapped
Speaker 3: me back. That's his name. I swear to God.
Speaker 2: His name is like, uh Jimpington McDowell, Chimpington, Chimpington. I
Speaker 2: think I feel like I'm sneaking something different the monkeys.
Speaker 3: So can I let me? So you were when celebrities
Speaker 3: were like adopting like African kids?
Speaker 2: Yes, the whole trend.
Speaker 3: Did I notice the dozens? What the goodness to evil ratio?
Speaker 3: What is the goodness to evil ratio of pulling an
Speaker 3: African child out of poverty? But naming it Chimpington? That's
Speaker 3: I'm such a one. What is it? So?
Speaker 2: I was thinking of a completely different band called the Animals.
Speaker 2: So so the Animals, because I was like, this is
Speaker 2: why I was confused. It sounded when I hear the monkeys,
Speaker 2: I was thinking of the animals, and I'm like, that
Speaker 2: sounds nothing like the Animals to me. So that's why
Speaker 2: I was confused. Completely different band. Uh, the Animals is
Speaker 2: actually fucking awesome. And they have that you know, the house,
Speaker 2: the House of the Rising Sun, that's like them, you know, was.
Speaker 3: The house in New Orleans. That's the Animals. That's the Animals. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 3: I thought that was like some guy in I thought
Speaker 3: there was guy, some guy named Steely Joe or something it.
Speaker 2: But the guy, the guy has that smooth, fucking soulful
Speaker 2: but he looks like one of those retarded like you know, monkeys.
Speaker 2: Beatles haircuts back in the day, so they look stupid.
Speaker 2: But like this guy, his face doesn't match his voice.
Speaker 3: Heads yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like so like when I see the animal, it's just
Speaker 2: very similar to.
Speaker 3: Ya, that doesn't that's the Beatles vibe, like the bowl cut,
Speaker 3: kind of vaguely British.
Speaker 2: So look at look they look like fucking nerds.
Speaker 3: They look like but they look like if Divo were
Speaker 3: all managers. That's like a very specific image that you've
Speaker 3: just showed me.
Speaker 2: But they're like they kill it, you know, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: like look at this guy.
Speaker 3: That guy looks fifteen and time. He looks like Joe's cousin.
Speaker 2: To look at an old tail.
Speaker 3: But his voice is crazy. It is like forty years old.
Speaker 3: That fifteen year old smokes seven packs a day. Man.
Speaker 2: That guy's been through three divorces.
Speaker 3: U I said he lost it. He lost his retirement funds.
Speaker 3: His twenties are rough right now.
Speaker 5: He's tripping right now. He's only seventeen. Yeah, that's like,
Speaker 5: I don't know where else do I just got out
Speaker 5: of primary having he had a midlife crisis when he
Speaker 5: was nine, That is what.
Speaker 2: That's one of those things where I would uh, so,
Speaker 2: you know, Lane Lane, whatever the fuck Lane State, I
Speaker 2: forget his name.
Speaker 3: The guy that's saying vous and change. He's dead as
Speaker 3: shit now.
Speaker 2: When people say I think he died or he he
Speaker 2: was like they blew up in his early twenties and
Speaker 2: the I would see people say all the time, like damn,
Speaker 2: this guy was only twenty some years old. But I'm
Speaker 2: like I believe that this. I don't fucking believe at all.
Speaker 2: When you look at this little punk ass and then
Speaker 2: you hear that voice, I'm like, what that That doesn't
Speaker 2: seem real at all. It's like, ta day, I still
Speaker 2: don't I've heard him. I had conversations with him and
Speaker 2: in a roller rin does he does he sound strange?
Speaker 2: Remember you tell that to somebody like, shut the funk up?
Speaker 3: Does like this in real life? He does exactly how
Speaker 3: he sings. Yeah, Like I so what, hello, Derek? It's
Speaker 3: literally that.
Speaker 2: So I had a conversation. So you skating around the
Speaker 2: rink and I thought i'd say, hello, you're not bad
Speaker 2: at it, keep it up.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine that those people over laughing at all.
Speaker 3: Not even there's a song about chocolate, right, I love
Speaker 3: I like it. He's nice. He's a nice guy, perpetually
Speaker 3: six but like.
Speaker 2: He's grown into an elderly child. I guess he still
Speaker 2: looks the same to me. He looks exactly the same
Speaker 2: to he looks a little older. But it's only the
Speaker 2: laugh like that obviously where you see people actually ages,
Speaker 2: like around the eye. I wish I've heard him laugh.
Speaker 2: I never heard him like, actually, that was a funny joke.
Speaker 2: What if he speaks in chocolate rain melody?
Speaker 3: I like, this is a joke you just told me talks.
Speaker 2: It's really nice to meet you at this roll of
Speaker 2: the rink. Hell, christ, I can't wait to roll lord
Speaker 2: some bladed age. I have to use the bathroom currently, please,
Speaker 2: we have to. We must say, oh my god, what
Speaker 2: a curse like that's a baby a drink by coup quickly.
Speaker 3: That feels good? Keep sucking me off. I'm gone to
Speaker 3: bust busting now. I quit. I's canceled. It's so dumb,
Speaker 3: the stupid it was. It was stupid with jay Z.
Speaker 3: It was stupid with the next thing. This, for some reason,
Speaker 3: it's fifty times stupider.
Speaker 2: I think that's crazy, is that this can easily reach him,
Speaker 2: like Jesse will never hear about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially not now. I don't know. I just feel
Speaker 3: like he's, you know, well, I feel he's probably gonna
Speaker 3: he's not like a two star one level right now.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's gonna lay low. I mean that
Speaker 2: that bit your story is wishy washy, but still his mom,
Speaker 2: beyond his mom, is something else happened?
Speaker 3: Mom, there's something else happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, there was some girl that accused him of
Speaker 2: assaulting him at a ditty party or something like that.
Speaker 2: But it just her stories are so wishy washy that
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, it's still here's the problem. It's
Speaker 2: it's very problematic to even be implicated into something that heinous.
Speaker 2: I still feel little like ah, because normal people like
Speaker 2: if you, if you associate with fucked up people that
Speaker 2: something like that can't happen even if you're innocent, but
Speaker 2: it shows that you you have very poor fucking judgment
Speaker 2: to even be around people like that. It's it's I know,
Speaker 2: it's the industry, I know, working job, especially jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there are probably some really awful people that people work
Speaker 2: with to but you're like, I got I need my job,
Speaker 2: So I can kind of excuse that a little bit.
Speaker 2: But at a certain level, when.
Speaker 3: You dude one of my one of my one of
Speaker 3: my co workers, it's serious. I actually I just found
Speaker 3: out that he was in He was he was the
Speaker 3: guy who piloted that Blackhawk that plane. Yeah, yeah, in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: I think that's what did he say? This is for you, Chris?
Speaker 3: He called me there before. He's like, you're you're gonna
Speaker 3: want to watch the news. You're gonna want to see this?
Speaker 3: What thanks, Brian, I haven't talked to you in fifteen years.
Speaker 2: I heard you guys won't have a mini subjects you
Speaker 2: always running out subject to talk about your podcast.
Speaker 3: He's like, well, well get this. Well I got some
Speaker 3: news for you that was crazy about two uh plane
Speaker 3: crashes to.
Speaker 2: The last and they were d I related.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were both the Yeah, they were, they were
Speaker 3: they were. I mean, of course it be what other
Speaker 3: options could there possibly couldn't do it can't it can't be.
Speaker 2: Curtain administration?
Speaker 3: Uh you know no, man, it was.
Speaker 2: It was making. It was Obama and Biden and the
Speaker 2: I yes it was it was Obama and it was
Speaker 2: d D not how you can't you can do not
Speaker 2: try it, do not try this And I fucked up
Speaker 2: there anything ship.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this. I think I think
Speaker 3: we's really much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't because I didn't see. I just know
Speaker 2: I shout out to fucking go Jiro. They won the
Speaker 2: Best Metal Performance.
Speaker 3: That was cool. Yeah, there was a really funny moment.
Speaker 2: I will say that some reporter was talking to Courtney
Speaker 2: Courtney from from spirit Box the Elite series, and they
Speaker 2: thought she was Poppy what so they were talking and
Speaker 2: then and then Courtney quick on her toes, yes, I
Speaker 2: am Poppy and I hope that uh, you know with
Speaker 2: because Poppy was there because she had a single with
Speaker 2: knocked Loose, and so she just didn't even miss a step,
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, I am Poppy and I hope that
Speaker 2: we win tonight, uh with knock Loose. And it was
Speaker 2: it was the perfect response, like it wasn't even like
Speaker 2: she played into it. Yeah she complete. It wasn't even
Speaker 2: like she needed a second to think about it. It
Speaker 2: was just like immediately I did see the thing that
Speaker 2: you were talking about. The where they were interviewing Babyface
Speaker 2: and he was like, he was like baby Face, like
Speaker 2: the baby Face because you want to Chapel Roma win
Speaker 2: because she didn't get the album in the year.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, let me slow down a little bit.
Speaker 2: Wait is this a different baby Is this old? This
Speaker 2: old baby Face?
Speaker 3: Yeah produces I guess right. Yeah, So he was on this.
Speaker 3: He was on the phone and they were talking and
Speaker 3: he you know, they were interviewing him and he was
Speaker 3: giving like a response and in the middle of him talking,
Speaker 3: they're like, Chapel because Chapel Rone was kind of and
Speaker 3: they're like, all right, take this, and they just walked away.
Speaker 3: That's so fucking rude. It is really rude. It's a
Speaker 3: combination of two things. There's like I could see, like
Speaker 3: I don't know how late into the show it was.
Speaker 3: I could see just being like, you know, on high
Speaker 3: alert or whatever and just like being like exhausted talking
Speaker 3: to all these people and like finding shit to say.
Speaker 3: I could see maybe like making making a dumb slip
Speaker 3: up like that, like maybe something in your head comes
Speaker 3: out that you meant to should have stayed in. But
Speaker 3: that's pretty fucked to just be like, fuck you, actually
Speaker 3: I want to see Chapel Road. Damn.
Speaker 2: I didn't even I had no I don't know anything
Speaker 2: about what's going on.
Speaker 3: By the way, ninety four awards at the Grammys, nine
Speaker 3: were presented on stage. Only nine, yeah, of course nine. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I only bring that up because, like, the Game
Speaker 3: Awards get shipped on a lot for like.
Speaker 5: The gamers don't watch other awards. So you think I
Speaker 5: think gamers have you think gamers have the attention span
Speaker 5: to sit down there.
Speaker 3: Of course, But that's what I was saying. But what
Speaker 3: I'm saying is like they put they like they gave
Speaker 3: out more awards of the Game Awards on stage and
Speaker 3: still had a problem with how it was how it
Speaker 3: was done. And then the Grammys are like, here's nine
Speaker 3: of the ninety four, here's like a fraction of a percent.
Speaker 2: Nine definitely seems low. But at the same time, I
Speaker 2: haven't watched an awards show in so long, I don't
Speaker 2: know the average.
Speaker 3: It's mostly it's mostly performances you're watching there for just
Speaker 3: like crazy.
Speaker 2: Especially yeah, like the Grammys and then like those Video
Speaker 2: Music Awards all that bullshit. It's mainly which I'm fine with.
Speaker 2: That I I for other things that have nothing to
Speaker 2: do with music. I don't even want performances, to be honest,
Speaker 2: that's just me. Yeah, I want performances.
Speaker 3: Really had a music show. Stare is to look at
Speaker 3: the band. Just look at the band for an hour
Speaker 3: and a half standing to slightly drink water on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean sure, that's I want
Speaker 3: to see David Byrne drink water for two hours. I
Speaker 3: haven't watched this. It's like water is.
Speaker 2: Was the Grammy on any streaming platform, you know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just saw clips of it. I don't know, because
Speaker 2: that's my biggest problem is not a psycho. Most of
Speaker 2: that ship is still on television.
Speaker 3: I don't. I saw some of it at Ink Well
Speaker 3: because I just went. I went there after recording and
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh, and I was sitting there
Speaker 3: and they kept cutting to Taylor Swift and it was
Speaker 3: the same shot of Taylor Swift over and over again,
Speaker 3: so I don't know what the fun was going on.
Speaker 3: And the sound was off because it was a bar team.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I have no I have no content.
Speaker 3: Connie was there just like a still. I can't, I
Speaker 3: really can't. Believe it.
Speaker 5: Trevor no made some jokes that didn't hit because people
Speaker 5: don't have media literacy. They were bad jokes, but like
Speaker 5: he was presenting or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like what you call a sekura the
Speaker 2: only expert from Columbia that's not a trade blake, a
Speaker 2: great a felony.
Speaker 3: And then he made a.
Speaker 2: Joke about like people didn't get it. Yeah, we wouldn't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are not people media literacy.
Speaker 3: He's gone.
Speaker 2: I feel like it is very basic. That sucks.
Speaker 5: I even Lily had a problem with it today and
Speaker 5: I was like, Lilian, do you not understand the joke
Speaker 5: he's making? It's over you don't you don't understand a
Speaker 5: joke he's making. And then he said what you call
Speaker 5: this jo?
Speaker 2: What columb is only known for two things? Literally, like like,
Speaker 2: how do you not get that created coffee? And what
Speaker 2: did you say?
Speaker 3: Christopher Colombie Columbia? That's his name, right, oh columb Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: columb bust.
Speaker 2: The statue. I'm just like every picture of him, he's
Speaker 2: just like just every.
Speaker 3: Every portrait of Jorking it, dude, his cannon character design
Speaker 3: is is huge. It's way over his palm.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's be real. Wouldn't you want to be
Speaker 2: preserved that way?
Speaker 5: No, I don't want to. I want to when I die,
Speaker 5: I want me to be gone. I want people to
Speaker 5: forget about me too when I die.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I guess we will dismantle your statue.
Speaker 2: But still, did you at least want to statue?
Speaker 3: I want to statue. I wanted.
Speaker 2: I want to be cruel.
Speaker 3: Do you want a statue? U? I want like a puppet,
Speaker 3: like a merry, like like they used my skin to
Speaker 3: make a life size, life like puppet of me.
Speaker 2: Some parasocial person get on that right now, make a
Speaker 2: puppet and then put some voodoo on that ship. Go
Speaker 2: to fucking Heidi, and then let's like put some like
Speaker 2: fucking uh some ship on there and make it like real,
Speaker 2: like a voodoo puppet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm remembering getting a puppet of me is a
Speaker 3: gift once and I remember thinking how thoughtful. And then
Speaker 3: I realized that, like I just looked like a lot
Speaker 3: of people, so this could have just been like a
Speaker 3: store bought puppet. I remember, oh, well, this is gay, but.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about happened. Also, he made another comment about
Speaker 5: the the d Wards were voted on by like X
Speaker 5: amount of people and twenty million other immigrants. Made a
Speaker 5: joke about that, Yeah, and then obviously dought beside him
Speaker 5: ADULTI like rolled her eyes. She thought the joke was lame, clearly. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but the people are like, he's fucking slowly.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, he's not insult it's not we don't
Speaker 3: know anything anym. It's kind of and so that's what
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I was like, Trevor Noah, the god that's been like
Speaker 5: resoundingly progressive for the last Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: People deserve it. We all deserve it. I mean we
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 2: We were literally I hate that regular people are being
Speaker 2: punished too, but at least the people that are that
Speaker 2: retarded are being punished as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of the what is it, the cold
Speaker 3: comfort of.
Speaker 2: It, I guess so right, like he we do comments
Speaker 2: to reference the fact that the people that explain yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't I guess anyone. I'd hope, But we we've
Speaker 2: attracted some niggas that I don't know how they're following us.
Speaker 2: Those people are always going to be there. It's just
Speaker 2: like when you said you get soft block somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they'll refollow you, like they're just incredibly pathetic. They
Speaker 2: I don't understand. It's the height of pathetic. Like there's
Speaker 2: what is more pathetic than that.
Speaker 3: I saw a bunch of those people coming when I
Speaker 3: got my other Twitter account band uh huh. Well, I
Speaker 3: was just like, I know I blocked you before, and
Speaker 3: you're following me again, Like what are you doing? Get
Speaker 3: out of here?
Speaker 2: That's right, you did get your account suspended, yeah, because
Speaker 2: you just openly I was just done.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm over it.
Speaker 2: What was the context of the guy?
Speaker 3: What did uh?
Speaker 2: Because he called you a hypocrite? But what what were
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what the context was because like
Speaker 3: it was just such a mind numbingly stupid conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it was something along the lines of like, uh,
Speaker 3: she's like, oh you you don't you don't criticize uh
Speaker 3: George Soros or whatever.
Speaker 2: I saw like he just brought the buzzword.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm just like at a certain point, I
Speaker 3: was just like listen, just go.
Speaker 2: Trade completely silent on on and literally never criticizes where
Speaker 2: the party of Jeff Bezos, George Soros and the party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy who was at Trump's inauguration, like.
Speaker 2: Media industry, could you be so fucking ultra retarded like
Speaker 2: this guy?
Speaker 3: Like that's what I was. That's why I was like, listen,
Speaker 3: just I'll do I'll get I'll get knocked. I don't care,
Speaker 3: Like it's fine. I think I literally said, like kill
Speaker 3: yourself with a deadly weapon at this point, I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so they got me, and I felt like it
Speaker 3: was like it was like the end of Red Dead.
Speaker 3: I was like, because I didn't say that kind of
Speaker 3: stuff for years. Yeah, directly, Like that's not even like
Speaker 3: the that's not even the most direct I've been, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like I've said.
Speaker 2: It straight up to people, the most fine people, the
Speaker 2: most they got, or the most sensitive people on top
Speaker 2: of the platform. And now they're they're reporting people left
Speaker 2: and right.
Speaker 3: You know what the problem is, I didn't say the
Speaker 3: N word in it. If I if I put the
Speaker 3: N word in, and I probably would have been fine.
Speaker 2: If you said you said that word, if you would
Speaker 2: have said it would have had a Nazi. You should
Speaker 2: have said with a with a with a deadly weapon
Speaker 2: and then put their only two gingers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that would have saved me shame.
Speaker 5: Every day I see another Nazi account, I'm like, it's
Speaker 5: crazy to follow, but this shouldn't be able to follow.
Speaker 2: A Wow, I got them, I got suspend. No, what
Speaker 2: do you call it?
Speaker 3: Tim my other account, my other count to spend, I.
Speaker 2: Got time him out. It was that was I told
Speaker 2: somebody killed himself. But it was a clever way. It
Speaker 2: was U play VR game and game which the thought
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 3: Thought of that. I love the it feels so real.
Speaker 2: Anyone that dies from that deserves that. I can't be fair.
Speaker 2: I can't like care.
Speaker 3: We should make a VR game, and we should we
Speaker 3: should make traffic place playing traffic simulator. I love that.
Speaker 3: I would invest into that. Y.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a really starter, is launching play
Speaker 2: that playing traffic simulation. It's a great game. That's like
Speaker 2: like that stupid game that had a resurgence. Mister president,
Speaker 2: uh got a shot at It's just your secret service
Speaker 2: guy trying to save Trump from getting just a jump
Speaker 2: in front of him, and you're like, the fucking what's
Speaker 2: a rag doll? Ragged all physics? It's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a twenty minute game. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: was there anything else that wasn't Yes, big thing, so
Speaker 2: big thing we got to talk about. Ethan Klein released
Speaker 2: in an hour and forty minute video on Hassen Picker
Speaker 2: Hasten Picker in Hassan I gotta say, man, I I've
Speaker 2: since it was an hour and forty something minutes long.
Speaker 2: I really thought this was gonna be like a lot
Speaker 2: of smoking gun like really interesting shit, and I got it. Like, honestly,
Speaker 2: there was like ten minutes of it was interesting to me,
Speaker 2: Like there was like maybe parts of it and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, but it was mostly I'm like, Okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, he's talked about this in length in
Speaker 2: his podcast many times before about Halan dude, this has
Speaker 2: sun did that. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was. I felt like it was in Guantanamo Bay,
Speaker 3: you know, because I was like, I'm going to shit
Speaker 3: down because I really wanted to actually recorded a video
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: But after I recorded, I was like, do I care
Speaker 2: this much? I'm gonna review the footage. But it was
Speaker 2: such a lackluster video that I even felt like, how
Speaker 2: am I gonna like, how could I even be entertaining
Speaker 2: or even try to make people give a fuck about
Speaker 2: this because I was watching. First of all, hv's audience
Speaker 2: didn't care about it. I was looking at the comment section.
Speaker 2: They're all just making random jokes about nothing because that's
Speaker 2: just what they do. Yeah, so it wasn't a serious
Speaker 2: subject to them. Really, the Hassan crowd or like this sucked.
Speaker 2: And then the same people that were like I hate Hassan,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I like that this is happening. Like
Speaker 2: there's like the commentary community that the only the only
Speaker 2: time that they ever talk.
Speaker 3: About politics is when it's involved Hassan. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, they'll never talk about Israel, palastine or anything adjacent
Speaker 2: to it at all. But then Hassan did this, and
Speaker 2: it's usually the most boring shit where I'm like, why
Speaker 2: don't you spend some time one like say Ben Shapiro,
Speaker 2: you know, who's like objectively worse in every way imaginable, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: because you don't actually care about this shit at all.
Speaker 2: So it's hard for me to Yeah, it's hard for
Speaker 2: me to eluscinating these people because they don't actually care.
Speaker 2: I felt like a hit piece that like it felt
Speaker 2: like a hit piece that was made with not enough bullets.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, I just kind of felt like the
Speaker 3: things that I already the things that I already didn't like,
Speaker 3: I kind of you, I already knew. I already knew
Speaker 3: this stuff.
Speaker 2: And like, did you in your guys feeling in your opinions,
Speaker 2: did you feel like there was anything in there that
Speaker 2: was enough to be like Haslechia definitely be gone?
Speaker 3: There was stuff in there, Like the misinformation I guess
Speaker 3: about the boat hijacking. It was interesting to me because
Speaker 3: it's just like that's kind of egregious to get that exactly.
Speaker 3: It was like he was talking about how like it
Speaker 3: was like a Israeli boat or whatever that was like
Speaker 3: hijacked or whatever. But it was like I guess, like
Speaker 3: a Japanese boat that was hijacked in international waters and
Speaker 3: all sorts of and the implication that like terrorists, the
Speaker 3: implication that hapterors. I do think that is a genuine,
Speaker 3: like fucking psychotic Like that is like, oh, look they're
Speaker 3: smiling as they get handed off from their captors to
Speaker 3: like safety and all. Oh they're smiling. They must have
Speaker 3: liked it. It's like, I don't know, but that's kind
Speaker 3: of insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way that I've seen Hassan move.
Speaker 3: But I've always felt that way about it. I've always
Speaker 3: felt that, you know what I mean, like it's it
Speaker 3: didn't move the needle for me at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like him him, kind of like him being like, oh, communism,
Speaker 2: I mean, like as a communisty thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think ethink's not very versed in politics. Well, he's
Speaker 2: being I feel like he's thinking, really be he's thinking
Speaker 2: purposefully uptoosed in some areas, especially because he knows that
Speaker 2: he knows that he's he knows for sure that Hassan
Speaker 2: would be completely fine with, like say, a democratic socialist
Speaker 2: system like say the Scandinavian countries. Hassan also has these
Speaker 2: radical views of pipe dream politics of what I call them,
Speaker 2: Like if you've ever heard of voluntarism from a libertary libertarian, I.
Speaker 3: Have no idea what that is.
Speaker 2: So it's the stupid shit ever. It's just self governing.
Speaker 2: It's just there's no government, the people are going to
Speaker 2: step up, and it's the dumbest pipe dream shit ever.
Speaker 3: That literally it's utopia.
Speaker 2: The same thing as say Hassan, what he would prefer,
Speaker 2: his extremist version of like socialism, would be to make
Speaker 2: sure it's like when I when I use the words
Speaker 2: benevolent dictatorship, it would be on that level to make
Speaker 2: sure that people can never take advantage of people again.
Speaker 2: So you would have to come down hard on people
Speaker 2: who would be snakes, pipe dream shit never happened. Sure,
Speaker 2: population's too stupid, that will never happen. It doesn't unactionable completely,
Speaker 2: But to act like say Hassan having some of those
Speaker 2: ideals is anywhere near fucking sweeping for fascism. Where people
Speaker 2: are doing like saying the Daily Wire or whatever, it's
Speaker 2: like you're spending all this time, which clearly a fucking
Speaker 2: vendetta against somebody.
Speaker 3: And from what I've deduced.
Speaker 2: From what I've deduced, what Ethan is truly upset about
Speaker 2: is when Ethan was being accused of being a Zionist,
Speaker 2: and by certain people's definition, he is he Look I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I'm not even into that just yet.
Speaker 2: But like say TI, some people, by some people's definition, yes,
Speaker 2: but by my definition, I wouldn't say he I don't
Speaker 2: think because to me it's like zelotry, and I don't
Speaker 2: think he's being salid I would I wouldn't say by
Speaker 2: by some people, definite, I don't want to he's too
Speaker 2: that just yet, when people started coming after him, Hassan
Speaker 2: like I would say, like five percent of his audience
Speaker 2: that are absolutely fucking insane that were just in uh uh,
Speaker 2: they were in subreddits and then Discord just trashing Ethan,
Speaker 2: saying these horrible things, and Ethan felt so offended and
Speaker 2: somewhat betrayed that Hassan wasn't doing enough to stop all
Speaker 2: that hate. Hassan, in my opinion, he did enough. I've
Speaker 2: seen some of his dreams, like I reluctantly like dug
Speaker 2: into some of his stuff to where he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I've definitely seen leave him alone and being like kid
Speaker 2: Gloves on Ethan the entire time, and the it's very
Speaker 2: it's been very one sided where I'm like, let me
Speaker 2: see what Hassan is saying about Ethan, and what is
Speaker 2: Ethan saying about a slide and a sad is being
Speaker 2: fucking baby. Kid Gloves barely mentions Ethan unless it's like unavoidable.
Speaker 3: And then Ethan has.
Speaker 2: Been to the point where there were clip channels of
Speaker 2: the HTEK podcast that defunct and just are making anti
Speaker 2: Ethan videos because you won't shut the fuck up about
Speaker 2: a san It's like so one side.
Speaker 3: The obsessiveness of it that is really harms it because
Speaker 3: like I don't like, if this was something that you
Speaker 3: did after like maybe like a I don't know, like
Speaker 3: a month or something, Yeah, and then you moved on,
Speaker 3: it would be one thing, I guess. But like the
Speaker 3: fact that it's just it's been there. I feel like
Speaker 3: it's been this for like a year.
Speaker 2: It's been here since a little bit after October seventh.
Speaker 3: That was a long time ago. Yeah, in internet, in
Speaker 3: the in the culture wars, uh zeitgeist.
Speaker 2: That was like fucking ten years ago, like way longer.
Speaker 2: It does because that's how it is, right a fucking
Speaker 2: week past, like when Trump got shot and then a
Speaker 2: week later we were like whatever, you know this guy
Speaker 2: Keith forgot that that even happened. It kind of it
Speaker 2: only only remember in like certain points it will.
Speaker 3: Pop in my head. But man, what a loser that guy.
Speaker 3: It boils my blood. I hope, I hope there's a hell.
Speaker 3: I really I hope he's in it.
Speaker 2: He's getting out fucked by a devil that looks like.
Speaker 3: Trump or something. I don't.
Speaker 2: Shooters out there, they were real. They did they were,
Speaker 2: but you know, I don't know, like the Thompson, then
Speaker 2: don't don't give me that right now. I don't want
Speaker 2: my big drip right now.
Speaker 3: So the whole thing, the whole thing with him is
Speaker 3: just like it just seems it just seems like a
Speaker 3: big crash out, big time, you know. And I was
Speaker 3: like watching, I was like, yeah, I think he's a hypocrite,
Speaker 3: a little bit of I think he's wrong, had a
Speaker 3: lot of ship. I just don't care. I wouldn't. I
Speaker 3: would not care enough about this to spend now aren't.
Speaker 3: And then it's also just like a bunch of other
Speaker 3: personal things brought up with other people kind of brought in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Frogan got brought in, which I remember one time
Speaker 2: I brought up Frogan.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I still don't see.
Speaker 3: I did see like the so I also saw that.
Speaker 3: I guess like that that thing, which I did think
Speaker 3: was funny at the time of watching the video, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: it was nominated is rising Star twice. It's hilarious. That
Speaker 3: is actually funny that which he was nominated as twitch
Speaker 3: rising Apparently that wasn't real or something. Yeah, there's a.
Speaker 2: Few things that so I don't know it. And unfortunately,
Speaker 2: so there are some things that have been this is
Speaker 2: this is the fucked up thing. There are some things,
Speaker 2: some accusations that Ethan made that have been debunked by
Speaker 2: other people, and Ethan doesn't care to He's doubling down
Speaker 2: from his point of view. He's like, no, it hasn't
Speaker 2: been debunked, and that's kind of an issue when you're
Speaker 2: when you're not being partial or you're not being like
Speaker 2: objective about it. The one thing that set the tone
Speaker 2: for me of him being not being objective about it
Speaker 2: is he mentions the Knappa. He mentions he just says,
Speaker 2: once the Jews won the war, he kind of starts
Speaker 2: from there, and he doesn't if people want to truly
Speaker 2: understand why this conflict has got up for so fucking long,
Speaker 2: you can't mention something like that but not explain what happened.
Speaker 2: Because all he does from the entire time is kind
Speaker 2: of and unfortunately he sweeps for Israel and specifically the
Speaker 2: idea of because whenever I'm talking about Israel, and most
Speaker 2: people talking about criticizing Israel, the're talking about the idea
Speaker 2: of their their fucking troops and what they're doing and
Speaker 2: the thing is from back in the day before the
Speaker 2: idea was the thing. It was like just the Jews
Speaker 2: in this in Palestine after World War Two, they were
Speaker 2: gifted this territory, right, long story short, they were gifted
Speaker 2: this place where people were so obviously that's going to
Speaker 2: cause a conflict. There's not gonna be a peaceful resolution
Speaker 2: fast forwards.
Speaker 3: They should have been given Germany. I mean, I mean anywhere.
Speaker 2: If they were given a place, if anywhere, it would
Speaker 2: be Germany very likely. But Germany already got like unfortunately, Look,
Speaker 2: you know I said to happened after if we wanted
Speaker 2: to do it thoroughly. Look, if we want to do
Speaker 2: it thoroughly, anyone who was a part of the Nazi party,
Speaker 2: anyone who's like, uh, they they are nationalist socialists and
Speaker 2: they're part of that party, your home is getting taken.
Speaker 2: That would have been the intelligence not have been the
Speaker 2: most other way to go about it. Like that would
Speaker 2: have been, it would have been the logistics would have
Speaker 2: been very difficult to do. It's still let's be real.
Speaker 2: But like at this point I would say I would
Speaker 2: do anything to properly punish Germany in this aspect. But
Speaker 2: let's just say, okay, but that's not let's just history
Speaker 2: and we'll get through this as fast as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that should happens.
Speaker 3: Not what happens.
Speaker 2: One hundreds of thousand Palestinians killed, right, and because of that,
Speaker 2: obviously Vendetta sprang up. They've been displaced, a lot of
Speaker 2: the people were slaughtered, and so now they're always trying
Speaker 2: to retaliate.
Speaker 3: Right, And I thought was a soup. It does sound
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like something like I don't know Yoki, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. It sounds something like potato and hungry.
Speaker 3: They'd be kind of hungry.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yoki is good. I don't like Yoki that much.
Speaker 2: Stopped dude, not not when it comes to people. Look,
Speaker 2: I mean that's funny, as it disappointed. It disappointed me
Speaker 2: that Ethan wasn't being very He said something very childlike
Speaker 2: to where he was like when he was describing like
Speaker 2: some of these terrorist groups, and he's like, clearly these
Speaker 2: guys are the enemy. And so when you do that,
Speaker 2: you're like bad guy, which would mean IDF is good guy.
Speaker 2: Because if you say this is clearly the enemy, that
Speaker 2: means that there's two there's a good and a bad
Speaker 2: and that, and I don't like that childlike view of
Speaker 2: putting it like that, because he's even said himself, he's
Speaker 2: criticized the idea of obviously in the way they're moving,
Speaker 2: and he also said that, say, the West Bank settlement
Speaker 2: should be considered a military target. But I'm like, if
Speaker 2: you're gonna say something like that, then that would mean technic,
Speaker 2: if you want to get technical, and what some people
Speaker 2: are saying, even though I don't think I think Israel
Speaker 2: should exist, that would mean because that's a settler country,
Speaker 2: and that we can go with, let's not get let's
Speaker 2: not get into the weeds of that and say that
Speaker 2: the West Bank should be a target because they're actively
Speaker 2: kicking people out of their homes. So like that's spent
Speaker 2: historically happening in the entire time. So you have to
Speaker 2: understand why people are so angry at Israel and the
Speaker 2: way that they're moving, the way that Benjamin yet, yeah,
Speaker 2: who's moving. And so he's unfortunately kind of downplaying where
Speaker 2: he went through hamas he went through Hesbula, he went
Speaker 2: through the houthis the way that they move and operate,
Speaker 2: said all these horrible things they've done, didn't spend any
Speaker 2: time talking about all the horrible things that the IDEF
Speaker 2: has done, spend zero time on it. When you do
Speaker 2: things like that, it's hard to take him seriously because
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, the idea is just to make Hassan
Speaker 2: and all these terrorist groups look bad with no nuance.
Speaker 3: Well, it's also weird too, because I just I don't
Speaker 3: know how seriously I'm meant to take it because it's edited.
Speaker 2: Well, the way that he's it's presented in the commentary Nuke,
Speaker 2: the way that he did it with King Star, he
Speaker 2: presented in the exact same way. And that's what's so
Speaker 2: annoying that I'm like, this is way too serious of
Speaker 2: a subject to move like right. And that's why, like
Speaker 2: when he didn't take it seriously, when he when he
Speaker 2: just kind of kind of skipped over the knock but
Speaker 2: mentioned it, but it didn't really.
Speaker 3: Talk about it, I'm like, you can't just fucking do that, dude,
Speaker 3: You can't do that. It's hard to do. It's hard,
Speaker 3: Like it takes a lot of skill to make something
Speaker 3: like that funny.
Speaker 2: I try.
Speaker 3: I've written like five different scripts about Israel Peal's nine
Speaker 3: for like a recap, and I just can't figure it out.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: It is just genuinely not like if you're not knowledgeable,
Speaker 2: that's a pretty common there. It was like, if you're
Speaker 2: not enough and like truly funny enough to land that boat,
Speaker 2: just don't.
Speaker 3: Get in it.
Speaker 5: Like it's just it's such a like a it is
Speaker 5: like genuinely not a funny situation, you know, yeh like
Speaker 5: finding jokes about the situation.
Speaker 2: You can make jokes about it, but it's just truly
Speaker 2: not funny.
Speaker 3: They're there. I just I just I can't figure it out.
Speaker 2: It's I feel like the only way you can make
Speaker 2: a jokey video about it is if you be so
Speaker 2: surface level with the stuff that it's useless as like
Speaker 2: getting any information.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's infolus, Yeah, must you're just.
Speaker 2: Like surface level just saying what everybody agrees with war,
Speaker 2: You want everybody to stop fighting.
Speaker 3: I remember, Yeah, I think I opened it up with
Speaker 3: that guy that set himself on fire outside of them yea.
Speaker 3: And how the dude the cop that came out to
Speaker 3: him was aiming his gun at it that ship? Was
Speaker 3: that like that's like that specifically is hilarious. I think
Speaker 3: I was just like, what the fuck does he think
Speaker 3: this is an X man ers. That's what I think.
Speaker 2: I think there are funny moments involved in all of it.
Speaker 2: I just think there's not The situation is not funny.
Speaker 2: I think there's like funny. Bliving eleven's not funny, but
Speaker 2: we can it's been so far removed the nine eleven funny,
Speaker 2: the ideas of planes hitting a tower and all the
Speaker 2: goings on in the plane, like everything that.
Speaker 3: Is surface level that is not You can that family,
Speaker 3: I joke about the window washer who just finished.
Speaker 2: You can find funny stuff within it. It's just right now,
Speaker 2: there's way too many people that like, oh, as we speak, uh,
Speaker 2: people are being slaughtered. Yeah, you know, and it's it's
Speaker 2: hard to be joking about it when it's still ongoing.
Speaker 3: It's hard. It's it's harder to it's it takes a
Speaker 3: far more skilled comedian than I. I think. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying it shouldn't be done. I'm saying like I can't
Speaker 3: figure it out. I can well like even like sorry, well,
Speaker 3: I'm just I just think that's a valuable like specifically
Speaker 3: to put in there. It reminds me a lot of
Speaker 3: like the conversations that it's like back when comedians weren't crazy. Uh,
Speaker 3: we're like, uh, I think I remember, Like it's actually
Speaker 3: that famous round table with like, uh, what is it?
Speaker 3: The Seinfeld Chris Rock, Gervais and and Luis k and
Speaker 3: like they were talking what if I get away from there,
Speaker 3: I don't know what's coming?
Speaker 1: What's creep cheese?
Speaker 3: Let me check, let me check. Definitely chok definitely come,
Speaker 3: that's com damn it.
Speaker 1: More come.
Speaker 2: He just shows up.
Speaker 3: He says word twice, He comes twice and leaves. He
Speaker 3: shakes this jew eating cheese. Look at this jew eating
Speaker 3: He gets slapped load the bagel. So remember they were
Speaker 3: talking about like how they they were all talking about
Speaker 3: like the N words specifically, and they specifically go to
Speaker 3: Jerry and like why haven't you You're not using this?
Speaker 3: Like I can't find the humor in it. It's just
Speaker 3: like I can't do it. Other people can. I can't
Speaker 3: do it. I can't figure it out.
Speaker 2: There are many people that can find Like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of dark humor in the in the Israe Pelastanian thing, right,
Speaker 2: it's been gone for so fucking long you can find it.
Speaker 2: But I think you have to go by level of
Speaker 2: dark humor. But not many people can go that level
Speaker 2: of fun.
Speaker 3: That's a skilled archaeologists in some way where it's just
Speaker 3: like not everybody's gonna be able to like find the
Speaker 3: fucking you know, staff of raw you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to some crazy ship. I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't got the effort to do that crazy.
Speaker 2: We'll just like think about most dark humor though, like
Speaker 2: we talk about something after it's done, like the person die,
Speaker 2: not dying. You don't make jokes while somebody's dying. Typically,
Speaker 2: typically you do know anything about Dennis Brager. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: see he's a terrible person. We didn't have that covey
Speaker 2: on like it's like, oh, it's like Rogan. Like Rogan
Speaker 2: when he finally when his brain muscular, he turned into
Speaker 2: Mastermind from Marvel.
Speaker 3: Don't even know what that.
Speaker 2: Guy with the big brain and keeps bothering the Hulk.
Speaker 3: The big brain is a big brain. You don't know.
Speaker 5: If you watch the HAWLK cartoon, you're little. You're probably
Speaker 5: too busy, I don't know, trying to make master chiefs
Speaker 5: fucking wallrus or something.
Speaker 3: But I didn't even know there was a Hull cartoon.
Speaker 3: There's a whole cartoon why what is there to even explore?
Speaker 2: I remember the theme song being kind of like stupid
Speaker 2: and had like almost like an opera vibe to it,
Speaker 2: But though.
Speaker 3: I remember, I remember.
Speaker 2: The most iconic moment is I remember she Hulk is
Speaker 2: sitting on that she's on the table and her abs growing,
Speaker 2: her titties grow, and I remember that, and her hair
Speaker 2: gets really long and green, and I was like, jackpot,
Speaker 2: that's awesome, titty is growing sick. Let's see, uh if
Speaker 2: I remember I remember? I remember the theme song sounding stupid,
Speaker 2: but like, let's see if I maybe I just missed
Speaker 2: heard it recently.
Speaker 3: I don't remember it. Let me here was this on Fox? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You remember something like kind of opera esque. There's no
Speaker 3: elegance in this at all. Transition. I love the shading
Speaker 3: on him, though, I gotta say the art style is great.
Speaker 3: What a waste of a fucking shell?
Speaker 2: Betty Brent blonde in this?
Speaker 3: She's blonde before blonde hot? What is that shot? Why
Speaker 3: did Ross grab him? What is the Why is Ross
Speaker 3: so big? Is that Ross? That's Ross? He's like so big?
Speaker 3: Why is so big?
Speaker 2: It is a mental things? And ah no, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: choose that's real that happened.
Speaker 3: That's really happening. That's a cannon event.
Speaker 2: God damn's two openings.
Speaker 3: This is a terrible theme song. There's two openings.
Speaker 2: Just there's one with she hulking it that I definitely
Speaker 2: saw as well.
Speaker 3: It was probably like in a later season and two
Speaker 3: Yeah I had I'm not even kidding sixty six cartoon.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, lets might have been this wising friends.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this existed. I've seen that image. That's
Speaker 3: I love how everything, Like, you know, what's crazy about
Speaker 3: this style of music is that it all reminds me
Speaker 3: of the Apocalypse. Now, the Apocalypse fallout has come like
Speaker 3: completely like shrouded that entire era of music in in
Speaker 3: an entire like blanket of fiction.
Speaker 2: I wish that was the first thing that came to
Speaker 2: my mind, because the first thing becamese in my mind
Speaker 2: is separate water fountains.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, yeah, you guys were around. It's just like
Speaker 3: when I hear that, I love it. I love that.
Speaker 2: Also didn't help either, Yeah, like you guys suffering, Let's
Speaker 2: get on. Let's move on, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't deserve he didn't suffer. I mean certainly not.
Speaker 3: I actually I don't feel like I'm sorry, get your
Speaker 3: doctor money.
Speaker 2: Know how I vote? You mean, dude, I completely change
Speaker 2: because I used to be back in the day, like
Speaker 2: because like this one chick that was in in a
Speaker 2: tournament camp.
Speaker 3: She was my French teacher, Madame Shallowa, and she was
Speaker 3: like an intern.
Speaker 2: She was, yeah, she was an intern in intern intern gap. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was an interurn. So she was she was an intern,
Speaker 2: and then she got paid for being an intern, right right,
Speaker 2: And she didn't she didn't educate or anything.
Speaker 3: She didn't. She didn't.
Speaker 2: She didn't cash it because she was like I just
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't I didn't feel like I suffered
Speaker 2: and my parents suffered. And at first I was like
Speaker 2: that's really respectable. And then I grew up and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck, No, I'm cashing that shit immediately. Fuck
Speaker 2: that ship the hell. That's like the argument was like, well,
Speaker 2: she was just trying to be like I literally was
Speaker 2: shielded from the horrors of it because my parents, did
Speaker 2: you know, my parents were the ones that truly suffered,
Speaker 2: and as the kids, she had no idea what was happening,
Speaker 2: you know, because she was like fucking four years old,
Speaker 2: didn't understand it was like my mom shielding me from
Speaker 2: my dad dying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, children can't suffer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they had just fell asleep, Derek. But it
Speaker 2: was a very I didn't I didn't understand it until
Speaker 2: like years later. I'm like, ohs dead, like like it
Speaker 2: was maybe like uh, like I noticed that he was gone,
Speaker 2: but they so didn't, like he woke up in.
Speaker 3: A cult when he twenty three ages?
Speaker 2: Is that scene from Freaking On and Sniffy That image
Speaker 2: is great, Like squid Word fucking SpongeBob is like doing
Speaker 2: stuff for Squidard while he's kind of sleepwalking kind of
Speaker 2: and it's like it's like good night squid Word and
Speaker 2: he's good night SpongeBob and then his.
Speaker 3: Eyes like wait, like.
Speaker 2: Classic, that's what what is he he goes to stay
Speaker 2: like can I stay here for like a couple of
Speaker 2: like for is.
Speaker 3: He like like at a job or something he got
Speaker 3: fired when.
Speaker 2: His eyes when his eyes are all like cracked in
Speaker 2: red vade and everything. But what I'm trying to remember
Speaker 2: why SpongeBob was trying to stay with people.
Speaker 3: I made it special free Yeah yeah, wait, what is
Speaker 3: the context of that? I don't get open eyeshot?
Speaker 2: So the open eyeshot was just specifically just being surprised
Speaker 2: that because he was doing everything for like, oh, could
Speaker 2: you do this? Could you give me a glass of water?
Speaker 3: Good running?
Speaker 2: He's like sure, he's kind of almost like sleepwalking, and
Speaker 2: then like, oh, yeah, the sleepovers are great. Bungebob takes
Speaker 2: Squidword's pillow and puts most of it on his side,
Speaker 2: and he's like, good night, squid Word. And then he
Speaker 2: realizes once he says good night's SpongeBob, and he wakes
Speaker 2: up like what the fuck. And then it shows him
Speaker 2: kicking him out. Good night SpongeBob. But I can't remember
Speaker 2: why he's staying with him, Like what happened to the house?
Speaker 3: Don't have damn, I gotta watch I gotta watch SpongeBob again.
Speaker 3: I do have to binge my at least those first
Speaker 3: few seasons. Are you absolutely that she can give you
Speaker 3: the exact what second it came on? Everything happened. She's
Speaker 3: a fucking who. She loves SpongeBob more than I've seen
Speaker 3: anyone love show.
Speaker 2: Lily adore sponge Lily. Oh man, that's classic, dude. What
Speaker 2: you talking about having a girlfriend? And shit, I forgot
Speaker 2: about your psychosis.
Speaker 3: There was a Twitter account that would like photoshop her
Speaker 3: out of photos of you. They're like, so for anybody
Speaker 3: who's like a more recent listener there, because I know
Speaker 3: there are a few of you. We had this bit
Speaker 3: on the show that like Kingston's girlfriend was entirely manufactured
Speaker 3: in fake and he was pretending that he was pretending
Speaker 3: that this was and so like every time every time
Speaker 3: that he would post a picture with her, somebody would
Speaker 3: go and like take a photo to like take that
Speaker 3: the photo of them together and just photoshop Lily out
Speaker 3: of it. So it's just him like with his arm
Speaker 3: around nothing. Remember they extended your arm once too. That
Speaker 3: was like really fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Somebody did a video too, barking back to us.
Speaker 3: That was good stuff.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 3: That was like pandemic times. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people had a lot of time on their hands just
Speaker 3: sit at home and make I was going crazy. Damn.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder if that was before my if
Speaker 2: I had my original counter not I want to find
Speaker 2: that it's your your account already got your count was
Speaker 2: long dead. I think I was already Okay, I'm gonna look,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look for that because I want to find that.
Speaker 2: So if you can get your count back, if everybody's
Speaker 2: getting their countback, I tried.
Speaker 3: It's it's like has scarlet letters.
Speaker 2: Ship it just it immediate, doesn't there's no consideration just
Speaker 2: to me that comes back with we've already reviewed your
Speaker 2: shit kind of No, you.
Speaker 3: Gotta do an interview on the Daily Stormer and then
Speaker 3: they'll give it back to you.
Speaker 2: Basically, I have to be the biggest piece of ship
Speaker 2: and I'll get it back. Yeah, because oh cool, I
Speaker 2: can't get my ship back, but yeah, neo nazi that
Speaker 2: runs in your nots website gets a ship back, like
Speaker 2: really fast.
Speaker 3: It's really cool. You see that some of the people
Speaker 3: who got pardoned for the January six stuff ended up
Speaker 3: getting arrested for being pedophiles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I saw one get killed immediately too, yeah
Speaker 2: stop yeah, god bless man. And also the pizza gate
Speaker 2: guy got killed too, the guy that shot off the
Speaker 2: Comet pizza.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So there's a lot of interesting people getting imagine chilling.
Speaker 2: Imagine chilling. You're like, your mom's like, let's go to
Speaker 2: this pizza Place's like I don't really want to go.
Speaker 2: You gotta go and you're like, all right, whatever you
Speaker 2: walk in then some psychotic white.
Speaker 3: You're just like.
Speaker 2: Me at Shaky's for one of dozens of cousins birthdays
Speaker 2: where the kids.
Speaker 3: Like, Sarah, this is a fucking mixed brick oven pizza.
Speaker 2: I would not try to be meaner afterwards, but this
Speaker 2: is your fault, you know, like the reason why I
Speaker 2: was dragged into the situation where I saw some guys
Speaker 2: had turned in to fucking.
Speaker 3: Fault.
Speaker 5: I watched the guy's head jump off his neck like
Speaker 5: and fucking before man, man shout out, shout out to
Speaker 5: the Republican Party. Man, you guys, are you guys got
Speaker 5: on lock? Oh the tariffs?
Speaker 2: You see all these everything going immediately? You mean like
Speaker 2: we all thought, oh, like we all knew and like
Speaker 2: every expert economists sit every obviously no matter where they
Speaker 2: sat on the on the scale, they were like, this
Speaker 2: is a bad idea. Well what most economists are look
Speaker 2: a political They're like, this is just my job to
Speaker 2: analyze this the economy, and this is obviously is only
Speaker 2: going to be a bad thing because that is the point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know whatever, every day Trudeau, I was a Trudeau.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that other guy was there was
Speaker 2: a guy that spoke before Trudeau and he was going
Speaker 2: hard in the pain on the United States actually kind
Speaker 2: of honest, and I was like, all right, he did.
Speaker 2: But there's this older guy that was I don't know
Speaker 2: who he is.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm really excited about is that like
Speaker 3: the fact that like everybody like there's such a the
Speaker 3: US has such a bad reputation right now, but it's
Speaker 3: it for some reason, like it feels really good because
Speaker 3: it's so it's so attached to a specific person, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like it's kind of like like
Speaker 3: I don't I can't imagine that like once he's out
Speaker 3: of there and we got like I don't know, let's say,
Speaker 3: like we have a democratic president or whatever, you're gonna
Speaker 3: be like, I feel like we're gonna be able to
Speaker 3: really patch things up really quick with allies and stuff,
Speaker 3: because you like that guy's that guy was fucking nuts,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's not gonna be like
Speaker 3: a lasting damage. I think I think there will be
Speaker 3: some lasting damage. To say that's like that like the
Speaker 3: damage is not going to just go away. Well no,
Speaker 3: but what I'm what I'm saying, it's not gonna it's
Speaker 3: not gonna it's not America. It's Trump.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm America, part of America put him in there.
Speaker 3: That right. But it's like, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I I totally get what you're saying, Like.
Speaker 5: It's not it's not when when all these things are
Speaker 5: being insulted towards the American people, we are not able
Speaker 5: to take up arms and care because we clearly didn't
Speaker 5: want that.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: More or less, it's like, yeah, these guys are fucking idiotic.
Speaker 5: I agree with everyone else insulting us right now, but yeah,
Speaker 5: this is going to one hundred percent affect the global
Speaker 5: climate of the world from no, yeah, it's it's just
Speaker 5: I'm wondering what the scale is gonna be because they're
Speaker 5: never gonna be like, what's gonna be the.
Speaker 2: Is there is there a limit? Like is there a
Speaker 2: part where people are gonna be enough? Is enough even
Speaker 2: with the Republicans, Like because at a certain I'm very
Speaker 2: curious about that.
Speaker 3: Because let me tell you, let me tell you, let
Speaker 3: me tell you something. This is this is what I
Speaker 3: was I was saying is probably I don't know if
Speaker 3: I said it on the show or now, but I'm
Speaker 3: I'm feeling and talking to friends about It's like I
Speaker 3: feel like, I feel like this administration is gonna speed
Speaker 3: around themselves into like a fucking bunker. Like I think
Speaker 3: Trump and and Elan are gonna run themselves into this
Speaker 3: bunker where they because dude, like I'm I'm already seeing
Speaker 3: on my Facebook like people were like, I know how
Speaker 3: you voted, dude, you know, and they're like they're cutting
Speaker 3: my fucking mother's you know, like what the fuck already
Speaker 3: like immediate regret. And it's just like, yeah, well and
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm I'm not saying nothing. I'm not like
Speaker 3: in the comments being like l O L.
Speaker 2: But I feel it, you know Facebook, because everybody knows
Speaker 2: me actually there, so I can't go buck while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I see it. I see it. I see it,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, this is not it's they're talking
Speaker 3: like this and I know these people like they love this, dude,
Speaker 3: and so like if they're talking like this, it's like, dude, yeah,
Speaker 3: things to get worse.
Speaker 2: I think it's not even it's not We're just on
Speaker 2: the side of the drive, That's what I mean. I'm
Speaker 2: waiting for it. Just before I say anything. I don't
Speaker 2: want there to be any wiggle room whatsoever before I
Speaker 2: rub it in. I don't want them to be like, say,
Speaker 2: there's like a ten bump of some sort of win,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I don't want there. I
Speaker 2: wanted to be like, I want there to be total despair.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like, oh, we're already just about
Speaker 2: to collapse, like two thousand and eight, and then I
Speaker 2: want to be like, and then the.
Speaker 3: Quicker reality sets in, the quicker we can fix everything,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Yeah, So it's like I'm
Speaker 3: just waiting around. I'm waiting.
Speaker 2: I don't want there to be any doubt in anyone's
Speaker 2: mind that, like, you voted for this, you cause this,
Speaker 2: and then then I can just rub it in, rub
Speaker 2: it in public.
Speaker 3: I'll fight people, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm at the point where I'm like, I don't like
Speaker 2: fighting people, but I'm kind of starting to. I'm starting
Speaker 2: to feel a little violent. It's kind of crazy. Or
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll fight some of these people. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna punch them a meeting. I'm gonna defend
Speaker 2: myself once they attack me, you.
Speaker 5: Know, sure, Yeah, definitely after he won, something clicked in
Speaker 5: my brain where like my stupid like, oh man, I like.
Speaker 2: Spider Man growing up, empathy is good. I should get you.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, nah fucking suffers, he's pretty good. He's
Speaker 2: he's got a couple bullets. Just snap those niggas off the.
Speaker 3: I hate that so much. Philosophically, I feel like I've
Speaker 3: been wrestling with the fact that, like the the fact
Speaker 3: that like violence is so like natural for the people
Speaker 3: who are un like least worthy of the benefits of
Speaker 3: that violence. I guess you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 3: it's like a crazy psycho is more likely to kill
Speaker 3: an intelligent pacifist. But then what are we left with
Speaker 3: if not just a bunch of psychos and no past?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like it's unfortunately ethical evil.
Speaker 2: I always say, I always say, I've been saying benevolent
Speaker 2: dictatorship is a real like there is a thing to
Speaker 2: where it's impossible impossible, it's the idea of that is good.
Speaker 5: Where there's like like if God was real, if God
Speaker 5: was a real creature, that was like stop or else
Speaker 5: I'm going to flood you.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not getting stop.
Speaker 3: It can't be flood. You gotta you can't. You've gotta
Speaker 3: be a big hand that comes out of the sky
Speaker 3: and brab not for the flood. The nebulous. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it rain. No god, big beer, big hand,
Speaker 3: pick someone up and squish him and then pull your
Speaker 3: hand back into the sky.
Speaker 2: And you're like, specifically, you get like Elon Bezos, you
Speaker 2: get fucking zuck. You know, you put them all on
Speaker 2: like a little plate and you just cast them on
Speaker 2: every TV in the world, and then he just starts
Speaker 2: blowing up.
Speaker 3: Look at this, Just pick up, just get Ethan Ralph.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was because then they're just gonna
Speaker 2: be like that was a bad guy. Somehow. Trump did
Speaker 2: that Trump God's Trump's hand image of the Golden arm
Speaker 2: on the lion, and I'm like, this is so stupid.
Speaker 2: Of course, not think an image of him ai bullshit.
Speaker 3: Obviously a thing.
Speaker 2: Of course, there's no way it's not. There was a
Speaker 2: fucking asshole. That was the guy that was sweeping for
Speaker 2: Elon Musk doing his fucking my heart goes out to you.
Speaker 3: That was like, oh, you're just gonna assume he did
Speaker 3: the Nazi salute.
Speaker 2: You're gonna. He was just saying, all this ship and
Speaker 2: I looked at his account a day later and it
Speaker 2: was just a bunch of AI images of Trump.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, it's the unfortunate, the unfortunate treasure
Speaker 3: he got.
Speaker 2: He got all there of the treasury.
Speaker 3: They let that.
Speaker 2: That's the the unfortunate guy that was against him resigned
Speaker 2: out of the clear sky.
Speaker 3: He resigned.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, okay, move on some questions. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we can move on. People gotta die more man, people,
Speaker 2: we gotta die.
Speaker 3: I want him to die.
Speaker 2: But real realistically, it's like, no humans in general, people
Speaker 2: gotta be there's gotta be more suffering on the planet.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think so. I think there needs
Speaker 2: to be a legitimate cole Like I'm I'm I'm at
Speaker 2: the point where it's like, oh that's so, that's so mean.
Speaker 2: But it's like, even if I don't make it, there
Speaker 2: is no there's no way there's people are too stupid
Speaker 2: on average, there's no way out of this, especially once
Speaker 2: the all of Garks and people figured out, because there
Speaker 2: there was Eureka moments on live television where Trump's like, Wow,
Speaker 2: I don't have to do anything like to me that
Speaker 2: the catalyst was when he said, Wow, you guys don't
Speaker 2: really do anything when I'm talking about the economy, but
Speaker 2: when I talk about trans people, you guys go crazy.
Speaker 2: Like he had a eureka in his mind. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop pretending, like I give.
Speaker 3: A yeah, I I remember that. I remember that vividly.
Speaker 2: And then it's they're going so hard in the paint
Speaker 2: the world. We're gonna get rid of the tea like
Speaker 2: it's he he had the eureka, and I was like,
Speaker 2: we are so fucking fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like the things I mean, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: go ahead, all right, get rid of all the lgbtqs,
Speaker 3: I get rid of the ir Let's get it all
Speaker 3: out of there. And then when there's nothing left.
Speaker 2: There will be something left. There be something left.
Speaker 3: There's always there will there will be less convincing ship left,
Speaker 3: though it will be.
Speaker 2: But those people don't.
Speaker 3: Those people are I'm already, that's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm already seeing people like Chris.
Speaker 5: Chris, Chris, you were probably around the more relatively reason
Speaker 5: ones when you get it.
Speaker 2: Yes, there are there are. They're upset though, right, But
Speaker 2: they're not saying fuck this guy, are they? Are they yet?
Speaker 3: But they're like, this is not this is not what
Speaker 3: I envisioned. They get there, but there's.
Speaker 5: You can always put it forget somebody. This This country
Speaker 5: is so unfathomably mixed up hilarious, hilarious like that you
Speaker 5: could always be like.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's it's it's this person now, then it's that person,
Speaker 2: it's im immigrants of the problem is gonna be queer
Speaker 2: potentially when they're done, it's gonna go back to the
Speaker 2: classic gaze, just because you can always say God's not
Speaker 2: happy with the way things It's literally there's infinite room
Speaker 2: for these idiots.
Speaker 3: I just think things are gonna get, understand, I just
Speaker 3: think they're good. I think things are gonna get so
Speaker 3: bad so quickly that I don't think there's really gonna
Speaker 3: be enough time to repefully strategize around that. And I
Speaker 3: think it's just I don't I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: have I don't have faith that it's going to last
Speaker 3: that long. I God, I I because this is not
Speaker 3: what always goes, man, it always goes.
Speaker 2: This is so fucking different. When you say always goes,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 3: So different, not really it's not. It's not different. It's
Speaker 3: different for America, but it's not different for the world.
Speaker 3: In which way, what do you mean this is Nazi Germany? Again?
Speaker 2: I think this is Remember what happened. I remember the
Speaker 2: whole feel a Nazi Germany.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you remember how it ended and how it like
Speaker 3: stopped for like several days. This is what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 3: it's gonna get bad and then it's not going to
Speaker 3: be how's the best case scenario? What do you you
Speaker 3: want to fix it? Now? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Well? I think that is not that is the point
Speaker 2: of like not being like, oh yeah, let's let it
Speaker 2: get bad at his worst is here. Here's the thing though,
Speaker 2: I don't if Hiller had the resources that he had now,
Speaker 2: I don't think he stops. So I think that's kind
Speaker 2: of I think that's kind of the thing where it's
Speaker 2: very fucking different in this way that I said on
Speaker 2: the podcast like a couple of months ago that things
Speaker 2: are gonna get as bad as Trump wants them to get.
Speaker 2: So it's so it's a coin flip. So it's like
Speaker 2: we can't we can't say what's gonna happen. It all
Speaker 2: depends on what he wants to do, and that's what's sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just firmly, I firmly believe he's gonna get marked.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I really don't think he's a shot
Speaker 3: of not being marked.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't to God, that is true. I don't think
Speaker 5: he lasts his presidency. I really don't believe he lost
Speaker 5: his presidency.
Speaker 2: I fucking hope that that is. I really hope.
Speaker 5: The big problem for me, a lot of people don't
Speaker 5: agree with me, right lo, people say it's not true.
Speaker 5: What the problem is that this the floodgate is fully open.
Speaker 5: That is for me, what it's always gonna be. There
Speaker 5: are gonna be niggas that are gonna try to copy him,
Speaker 5: and a lot of them are gonna fail. I think
Speaker 5: a lot are gonna fail. But what scares me that
Speaker 5: there's gonna be someone that is gonna not fail for me?
Speaker 5: I actually, I actually I'm on the other side that
Speaker 5: I can't. No, no, no, I'm such a novelly.
Speaker 3: I can't. That's what scares me.
Speaker 5: That's what scares me about it is that it's like
Speaker 5: when the nuke, Right when the nuke was dropped, that
Speaker 5: age was ushered in it will no longer be able
Speaker 5: to put a bottle on that that thing exists, right,
Speaker 5: and now we have to worry about.
Speaker 3: That thing go not. But well, I don't think that
Speaker 3: that's necessarily a bad thing, though. I think the issue
Speaker 3: is that like we as the Democrats can't match it,
Speaker 3: or like they're too stupid to match it, Like I don't.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't get. How do we match?
Speaker 2: Well, here's so fucking easy, it's actame I have.
Speaker 3: So I don't understand how there aren't people like interviewing
Speaker 3: Trump right now, and like he'll he'll like some like
Speaker 3: there'll be a like a reporter uh and and Trump
Speaker 3: will be like, we're not answering fake news. Uh uh
Speaker 3: you know, uh, get the fuck out of here, Like
Speaker 3: next question, I don't understand how that person isn't like
Speaker 3: laying into him. The rules of engagement are done. Stop
Speaker 3: being cordial enough of this cordial ship? I agree, Fuck
Speaker 3: you get the answer my fucking question, loser, dipshit, fat
Speaker 3: ass retard like get I'm not even joking. Civility, Get
Speaker 3: rid of it. It's over. Fuck it.
Speaker 2: So the fourth branch.
Speaker 3: I want Bernie Sanders to go up there and say
Speaker 3: this fucking dumb retard is ruining everything. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 2: Like that, that's the whole thing. Like I was watching
Speaker 2: AOC on John Stewart's podcast, and unfortunately, even though she's
Speaker 2: speaking very openly and honestly there she's saying fuck shit this,
Speaker 2: she's like, you know, using a regular tone. She doesn't
Speaker 2: speak like that while she's up doing more professional work
Speaker 2: and she's still playing the game. They're all still playing
Speaker 2: the game. They're all still doing stability, also being cordial.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that needs to go.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be much harder because even talking to my mom,
Speaker 2: she was pushing back against that, and I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 2: you're crazy.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Like, we need to stop this.
Speaker 3: The easiest solution is if there was because you know,
Speaker 3: I saw Selena Gomez crying her eyes out sow all
Speaker 3: this shit happening, a lot of celebrities being upset.
Speaker 2: I'm like, one of you pieces of shit just need
Speaker 2: to run, like, stop fucking around, stop stop fucking around.
Speaker 2: You have enough clout to fix everything, which is just
Speaker 2: by blocking fascism. That's the first step, just by them
Speaker 2: getting in and then having a cabinet surround them that
Speaker 2: actually know what they're doing. Sure, the selerities don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck they're doing. Even Chris Evans to run
Speaker 2: for something, because then they ran, he would just win.
Speaker 2: Remember he was just Captain America.
Speaker 3: Like he wasn't just America. Well he was Captain America.
Speaker 2: Why he's had some beautiful white man would absolutely kill
Speaker 2: like anybody like that.
Speaker 3: There's people that could do that.
Speaker 2: You know, this is just things of like I know
Speaker 2: again we're talking pipe dream shit. So if anybody's listening,
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna happen. But if they did, they
Speaker 2: could easily get in the Congress, maybe not be the president,
Speaker 2: but they can easily take so much control from these
Speaker 2: fucking ghouls that are just want to keep their power. Right,
Speaker 2: because the Democrats are the only they're only worried about.
Speaker 2: They're like, we don't have to do much because they
Speaker 2: have to vote for us because there's nobody else. And
Speaker 2: if they fucking had real competition, it was just like AOC, right,
Speaker 2: AOC when she ran, she was a fucking bartender with
Speaker 2: no money, barely barely anyone backing her, and then you
Speaker 2: had her fucking competition who had millions of dollars in
Speaker 2: corporate backing beat him. Yeah, because they're like, fuck this guy,
Speaker 2: this guy sucks. Here's a real person that's actually saying
Speaker 2: real ship. He's Celebrities be like fuck these people, man, like,
Speaker 2: we can't let them destroy the country anymore.
Speaker 3: Beautiful look like they like it's it's it's one of
Speaker 3: the bullshit.
Speaker 2: The problem is that we had, we need fake bullshit a.
Speaker 5: Democratic Democratic party was it still benefits for the same
Speaker 5: Funck system that the Republican Party won.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they want the same power.
Speaker 5: They still him the same system. So like it to
Speaker 5: have someone like to have someone run that is antithetical
Speaker 5: to that that would even be able to have a platform.
Speaker 2: Has to be a famous person. That's how Trump got in.
Speaker 2: That's how it has to be someone that's an undeniable
Speaker 2: way to work. It's kind of like we can't even
Speaker 2: trust people like John Fetterman anymore who came in who
Speaker 2: ran against fucking uh doctor Oz, because like say, people
Speaker 2: like doctor Oz was fucking running, but like John Federman
Speaker 2: came in one but then John Federman turncoat. He's a turncoat.
Speaker 2: He is the the biggest it is in Congress.
Speaker 3: Isn't literally brain damage? Well, that's so people are speculating.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I think it was just fake.
Speaker 2: From the beginning. They were saying after a stroke that
Speaker 2: maybe that made him turn come stroke. No, he had
Speaker 2: a can you imagine? Yeah, No, had a real stroke
Speaker 2: because it was obviously even the way he was struggling.
Speaker 2: Unless he's an amazing actor, he could be a stroke actor.
Speaker 3: He could be. He could be.
Speaker 2: He would be the best stroke actor I've ever since. Specifically, So, No,
Speaker 2: but I think I think he was a He's a
Speaker 2: trojan horse from the beginning, which is unfortunate. That's why
Speaker 2: I like, I'm done with fucking politicians, dude, people who
Speaker 2: are just like, I'm gonna fix things, and they saying
Speaker 2: the right things. I'm like, I don't fucking believe you.
Speaker 2: I know a retarded celebrity that just wants things to
Speaker 2: be better, I believe them. Yeah, Like, and they're just
Speaker 2: gonna hire people that know what's up. Hey, get in
Speaker 2: contact with AOC, and AOC knows who the fucking hired
Speaker 2: your cabinet?
Speaker 3: Who knows who the stroke? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like it can be fixed?
Speaker 2: Yea. If celebrities felt any obligation to actually do anything
Speaker 2: have but they don't.
Speaker 3: We have to.
Speaker 2: We have to take this time to like genuinely like
Speaker 2: that's the wrong diesel. What's it called?
Speaker 3: The family twenty eight? Brother? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Like eugenics level of like breed the perfect kind of
Speaker 5: fucking politician to counteract the way with crisp or like
Speaker 5: damn near like like like find someone, find a young
Speaker 5: wo you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like one of those like time accelerating micro like they
Speaker 3: did with the clones.
Speaker 5: Okay, like they like literally like prop them up, get
Speaker 5: them everything they need to go against this person, and
Speaker 5: they have to understand like, hey, we're not going to
Speaker 5: be able to get in the same way we used to.
Speaker 5: But that's fine if we're able to keep the country
Speaker 5: alsos of the democratic people to make sure we don't
Speaker 5: allow them to push past what we want anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's it, you know, but but it requires But for
Speaker 5: every the problem is that every moment we're fighting each other,
Speaker 5: the other people are just consolidating power.
Speaker 2: That is the biggest problem.
Speaker 3: I just don't play by the roles no more. The
Speaker 3: rules are dumb. Don't break every rule.
Speaker 2: You can even lie if you fucking have to like Obama,
Speaker 2: who cares like Obama was was a great candidate in
Speaker 2: the way that it apoliticians. What I mean is he
Speaker 2: said a lot of amazing things, handsome, charismatic, and he
Speaker 2: did some ship but not nearly enough. But I would
Speaker 2: take look at man, I take that goddamn over fucking
Speaker 2: anything that's been happening recently. Clearly lie to the people.
Speaker 2: Obama could say, as soon as I become president, I
Speaker 2: am ending. I am gonna make sure Israel stops a
Speaker 2: ceasefire happens. All those people on board gets the president
Speaker 2: doesn't do it. I would rather have that right, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Lie what Kama is just like Israel?
Speaker 2: You know, you know why she didn't say.
Speaker 3: She didn't say that.
Speaker 2: But I'm just like, tell your people, I'm lying, nigga,
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm not gonna stop anything, but I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell them, like all the Republicans do with everything
Speaker 2: on you, I don't know what probably twenty five is,
Speaker 2: even though all the niggas that are involved on they're.
Speaker 3: Literally on the docket for it. They're literally on that.
Speaker 3: And it's just like and then and then the Democrats
Speaker 3: won't do that. Yeah, it's it's so egregious, right, like
Speaker 3: the the Goodie two Shoes ship about it. It's just
Speaker 3: like it's over. And I've always hated and I've hated
Speaker 3: it from the beginning where I'm just like, get the
Speaker 3: thing is that? Mean dude?
Speaker 5: The problem should be once upon a time you have
Speaker 5: to for a period of time, facts would would have
Speaker 5: the weight you needed them to have. That's the problem
Speaker 5: is that facts had to at least and it was
Speaker 5: it was it was dying out in our time.
Speaker 2: But like facts one things. You know, like you could
Speaker 2: do all the function you want. But if you showed
Speaker 2: cold hard facts the greater people they'd be like, ah,
Speaker 2: that is kind of true.
Speaker 3: They would deny you know it. Still it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You have to like lie your your way into a fact.
Speaker 3: Now you have to you have to completely.
Speaker 2: Look, you just got you gotta be like them, just
Speaker 2: say you're gonna do like everything that Trump said in
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen, he largely didn't do. He just literally didn't
Speaker 2: do anything. Fucking light his ass off, and people believe him,
Speaker 2: and those people are retarded because they still supported him
Speaker 2: even after he didn't do anything.
Speaker 3: You gotta go on stage and be like I approved
Speaker 3: the Trump is a pedophile, I have a video.
Speaker 2: Or not even you don't even have to do that.
Speaker 3: You assume you want to see me. Go ahead, I
Speaker 3: want to be I just won't go Like, what do
Speaker 3: you mean, I'm not gonna go to jail? What you imagine?
Speaker 3: Bernie Sanders?
Speaker 2: I just won't go to Jailuck you brings up how
Speaker 2: we do with the podcast. He goes to the mic
Speaker 2: and he shows that thing of Jeffrey Epstein saying he's
Speaker 2: best friends with Trump.
Speaker 3: Goddamn it.
Speaker 2: But he's like, what you're gonna say about that nigga?
Speaker 2: You know, like you just like straight up to show
Speaker 2: He says that verbada, what you.
Speaker 3: Got to say about that? My nigga?
Speaker 2: We've got to him him. He would say nigga. He
Speaker 2: wouldn't say nigga. That is that bitch as nigga? You
Speaker 2: were bitch ass nigga Trump. And then he's got gen
Speaker 2: Z unlocked. Yeah, he's got us on lock. He's got
Speaker 2: he's got everybody on lock. Really, he does have the boomers,
Speaker 2: there's no there's just.
Speaker 3: Because he will handle them. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're actually
Speaker 3: they're they're actually they are specifically right now, very extra fucked,
Speaker 3: which is good. You know, I saw a fucking ancient guy.
Speaker 2: This was before Trump got voted in, right, but people
Speaker 2: are it was like, uh, people getting rounded up and
Speaker 2: stuff like that, blah blah blah. And there's this old
Speaker 2: ancient dude. They were, they were, they were talking about
Speaker 2: this guy that got rounded up, that was a beacon
Speaker 2: in the community, This Mexican dude. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you next him, but he was brown, and he was
Speaker 2: a chef and he owned a he owned a restaurant, sure,
Speaker 2: and he round his ass up because like, oh you legal, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: And this old ancient fucking guy was like Trump said
Speaker 3: he was going to get rid of the bad hombre.
Speaker 3: He's not the good ones.
Speaker 2: And like I had a vision of just smashing his
Speaker 2: head on the table, like fucking joker.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, like I was just like the violent urge
Speaker 3: that you feel when confronted with such immense gullibility is
Speaker 3: so intense, Like it's just like, how are you this
Speaker 3: ignite on him? You're on But that's a level of gibility.
Speaker 3: It's a level of gullibility that you would question in
Speaker 3: like even like an eleven year old, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, if an eleven year old was an
Speaker 3: eleven year old, was that gullible, You'd be like, we
Speaker 3: might have to like put him in like a program. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe there's like a summer class you can take.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like that's the I feel like that
Speaker 2: is because say again, I was watching that AOC interview
Speaker 2: with John Stewart. In one thing she said, because they
Speaker 2: were talking about like the insider trade with like Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker 2: she like that whatever, But one thing she said was,
Speaker 2: and this is what pisses me alf about he because
Speaker 2: she knows better. She was like, you know, the American
Speaker 2: people aren't that stupid, like like you know, And I
Speaker 2: was like, it was kind I don't like pause. It
Speaker 2: was one of those things. It's like stop right there.
Speaker 2: You know they are you know that, you know that
Speaker 2: like they they briefly talked about say that people that
Speaker 2: have voted for Trump. There's people that have voted for
Speaker 2: Trump and voted for her in her district, and it's like,
Speaker 2: you know, that only happens because people are so wildly stupid.
Speaker 3: And she's doing that. I'm like, look, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: You're not going to lose those people, even if you
Speaker 2: criticize them because they're that stupid, because Trump criticizes the
Speaker 2: fan base all the time, and he said he said
Speaker 2: many of things. Yeah, focus not on the stupid people.
Speaker 2: When you're focus on people who are stubborn. Don't insult
Speaker 2: them by saying the American people aren't stupid. I'm like,
Speaker 2: yes they are. Don't worry about the stupid.
Speaker 3: People in that moment.
Speaker 2: They're not going to catch anything. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the people that were the Democratic like, like, why are
Speaker 2: you being soft?
Speaker 3: You don't do that.
Speaker 5: I don't know, like how they teach them to like
Speaker 5: run or like argue like that, But it's like, understand
Speaker 5: that people are not people are dumb.
Speaker 2: It was like the Tim Walls when he was fucking
Speaker 2: debating the couch fucker Advance.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Twenty twelve obomni shiit like Obama and Romney. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck was this?
Speaker 3: Cordial? I actually agree with you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut the fuck up, flame him, tell hey
Speaker 2: have your fun any couches late? I'm like, flame him.
Speaker 3: What was the point? He actually?
Speaker 2: Jd Vance inched out and that debate and I was like,
Speaker 2: how did you how how could you drop the ball
Speaker 2: that badly? You have fucking t ball, fucking shit of
Speaker 2: just shitting all over this guy sucks the thing. The
Speaker 2: thing is that it sucks. It's my brain is in
Speaker 2: two spaces are pressure to a former pressure and no,
Speaker 2: why even address that nigga like that? Tell him like
Speaker 2: this fucking my brain is, nigga like where like you should?
Speaker 3: You should?
Speaker 5: Also you should, like I don't know, I because the cordness.
Speaker 5: I think it's a little dumb because when you're when
Speaker 5: you're interacting with these kind of people, you're cute, can't
Speaker 5: use like logic to argue with them. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 5: like I'm gonna show you something factual and it's gonna
Speaker 5: be done. You have to corner these motherfuckers with like
Speaker 5: like you can't escape, how stupid you fucking.
Speaker 2: Off, pull your dick on, make them suck it.
Speaker 3: Maybe not maybe not sexual assault, but like you know, no, they.
Speaker 2: Will consent to it as soon as they see it,
Speaker 2: Like I want that that's still I feel like that's
Speaker 2: still a sexual assault by definition. I feel like once
Speaker 2: they it could have been, but at one point, as
Speaker 2: soon as they pulled it out, at one point it
Speaker 2: was but it is no longer.
Speaker 3: It's still in decent exposure. But get me right, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: And then Jadvance goes yummy, yummy, I want cummies and
Speaker 2: my tummy, and then he goes on it. If I
Speaker 2: heard that, if I heard that during a presidential debate,
Speaker 2: I would kill myself.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh shit, it's really over. It's really
Speaker 3: like it's for real to be like, I would go out.
Speaker 5: I'd be like Lily, guess what surprise, And I would
Speaker 5: stab myself through the back of the head and look
Speaker 5: like an with a knapkin out of my head.
Speaker 3: I feel like a Trump would actually say that, because
Speaker 3: mic He did that, I am would be a little sweet.
Speaker 3: He got a little sugary at the consistently surprised that,
Speaker 3: Like there just isn't this. I just don't I don't
Speaker 3: know how these people don't have the impulse to like
Speaker 3: go at it, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 3: just don't get why that impulse. You don't feel angry,
Speaker 3: Like like you're not angry, dude, that's like you're not
Speaker 3: like Look, it's like like my opponent here, they're.
Speaker 2: Too they're too fucking young. Sorry, they're too old.
Speaker 3: They're they're so I'm genuinely surprised if my opponent here
Speaker 3: had time to stop sucking so much dick to be
Speaker 3: here today.
Speaker 6: Because like I feel like, I feel like that would
Speaker 6: be like if that would get Republicans on your side,
Speaker 6: just because would actually it was so like damn that
Speaker 6: person's that is how surface level it is.
Speaker 2: It is like it would be like, because what do
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 5: Like if like, if I'm up there with Trump, right,
Speaker 5: he says something fucking stupid to me, I'd be like,
Speaker 5: I'd be like, what the like, you are a fucking rapist,
Speaker 5: my nigga, Like, what do you mean that's you?
Speaker 2: What do you What do you care about kids?
Speaker 3: Nigga? Do you know your kid's middle name? Like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck are you talking about? Look?
Speaker 2: Imagine remember we I know we've been doing but it's
Speaker 2: like we were talking about as like as Kamala. Like
Speaker 2: imagine if she said something about Epstein or whatever, like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's weird, you know the best friends, Like imagine the
Speaker 2: amount of gold. She can't because she's clearly either her
Speaker 2: husband's involved with that shit either.
Speaker 3: Her husband was definitely involved in some shit, like you
Speaker 3: know what the real probably I actually probably think it's
Speaker 3: probably like, well, listen Bill, Bill Clinn, there's that listen,
Speaker 3: listen Bill Clinn. Like he's been there a lot, so
Speaker 3: don't bring up Epstein. Uh, that doesn't look good for us.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'd be like I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care, and I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: I don't like you either, like fuck you also are
Speaker 3: we're talking about That's why we undoubtedly the reason that's
Speaker 3: not brought up because like, I don't understand how that
Speaker 3: would be one of the first things I would bring
Speaker 3: up all the time. It's like, this motherfucker is friends
Speaker 3: with a flagrant successful pedophile. It's been on his plane
Speaker 3: a million times. Can you can you tell me that
Speaker 3: you haven't been there? I don't believe you. Why the
Speaker 3: fun would you not have been there? That's where there
Speaker 3: no what I've never been there. I'm totally fine, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get every single one of you who every
Speaker 3: single one of you who's been there. I'll get you
Speaker 3: out there, man, I'll let everybody know what you're, where
Speaker 3: you were, and what you let them flog. I would
Speaker 3: I would go hard on the fucking paint the thing.
Speaker 3: I would never.
Speaker 2: Start right that's clearly because they're close too closely, I know.
Speaker 3: But that's the problem. Then.
Speaker 2: The thing is that like if if like one of
Speaker 2: us ran right, if somebody we have no attachment, Like
Speaker 2: the worst they could find out about me is like
Speaker 2: I don't know, I like guess the worst that could
Speaker 2: find about me. I can go up there and I
Speaker 2: can say whatever the fun I wanted, I could, I
Speaker 2: could make a door tight on them, like yeah, adult
Speaker 2: tree is so low on the fucking list or whatever
Speaker 2: or whatever. Even that isn't on your end, you know
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 3: Mean, it would be like it would be like it
Speaker 3: would be like the tan suit level, just like that
Speaker 3: that's the worst. That's the worst that you could find
Speaker 3: about any any one of us. Yeah, Like that's like
Speaker 3: that's what fucking like this negro that's it.
Speaker 2: I'm just black, that's it, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But like if that's why, like it's why like we
Speaker 2: can't have we have to have different people running fundamentally now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like we just we can't have people of Democratic party
Speaker 2: and they're.
Speaker 3: Not learning their lesson either. I saw the what is it, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, some somebody being hyped up as like
Speaker 3: this is the future of the Democratic Party or whatever.
Speaker 3: David Hog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just like, no, somebody sent me a
Speaker 2: tweet of David Hog and I thought it was actually
Speaker 2: really funny. It was from a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: He's a tweet that, Yeah, so David Hawk said in
Speaker 2: a speech. Now, I don't know what this is connected
Speaker 2: to because this is a reply to something. So he's continuing,
Speaker 2: but it says like, I'm already one of the most
Speaker 2: publicly toxic people in the country. Any politician doing anything
Speaker 2: with me, it is an effect committee political suicide. You
Speaker 2: really are barking up the wrong tree if you think
Speaker 2: I'll ever have enough power to impact anything. And like
Speaker 2: he understood how much people dislike him, especially the right.
Speaker 2: He understood that like he is he is kryptonide essentially
Speaker 2: because of how much people dislike him. That are stupid,
Speaker 2: because like he had a very smug face and I
Speaker 2: hated seeing his.
Speaker 3: Face annoying but that was literally the start in the
Speaker 3: end of it for me.
Speaker 2: Or I was just like this, Okay, looks stupid. What
Speaker 2: an annoying little kid?
Speaker 3: Yeah he's not it, but he also his school got
Speaker 3: shot hip.
Speaker 2: You know, like whatever, what I really have nothing to
Speaker 2: say about him negatively about his character. I don't know
Speaker 2: much about him. I just know he looked very smug
Speaker 2: and he was kind of annoying. Okay, I just but
Speaker 2: that was there was already enough just uncharitability on him
Speaker 2: that it's like, bro, what do you what are we doing?
Speaker 2: But I said, it has to be like AOC AOC
Speaker 2: was just not a career politician. And then was like,
Speaker 2: I need to do something. Got in it's one of
Speaker 2: the most popular. Well, she's not going to that's the thing.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna do enough. She's gonna do what she's doing,
Speaker 2: which is fine, But there just needs to be more people.
Speaker 2: There needs to be someone like literally like a Chris
Speaker 2: Raygun where like but the flip just switches, the switch
Speaker 2: just flips.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: But like the flip, the flip just switches, and it's
Speaker 2: a regular person that's just charismatic, seems to be like
Speaker 2: funk this, I'm gonna run and they'll win. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: But the thing is just like you can't have ties
Speaker 2: to the party, which has to flip for people, they
Speaker 2: have to be like fuck this, I'm done.
Speaker 3: I need to run.
Speaker 2: Because clearly what she did yeah, she was like, fuck this,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run maybe one day president. But then she's
Speaker 2: a woman, so she can't. You just like people want
Speaker 2: to start grooming her to be but it's like, again,
Speaker 2: I would rather not. And it's the fact that she's
Speaker 2: also a very attractive woman. I feel like that's very dangerous.
Speaker 5: The problem is that there is the thing she get
Speaker 5: even less cloud the president said it before, you have
Speaker 5: to have a woman take over and succeed.
Speaker 2: You have to have a woman take over. If she
Speaker 2: was vice president, way yeah, like, oh, the president dies somebody,
Speaker 2: then she takes over. She just seeds that last year
Speaker 2: is a surplus of a year. Everything was great, and
Speaker 2: it's all right, Cole, woman can run a president now.
Speaker 2: Lest they all want to say, before we move on,
Speaker 2: is all the people that are because I've seen a
Speaker 2: couple of tweets that were saying that Joe Biden would
Speaker 2: have won.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you're you're stupid as fuck If you be,
Speaker 3: he might have done better than Kamala, But I don't
Speaker 3: think I actually don't think so at all.
Speaker 2: Know the statistically he ignored. He ignored that Trump would
Speaker 2: have like literally swept the statistically when they were showing
Speaker 2: he can get four hundred, he can get four hundred
Speaker 2: like electoral votes, like it was so devastating the numbers
Speaker 2: that they were crunching, and he was like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: and then until Nancy Pelosi and other people are like,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: That's pure delusion, man, like Joe Biden had no shot.
Speaker 3: In fact, I think the main reason that Kamala was
Speaker 3: so hurt it was her association with Joe Biden in
Speaker 3: the first place.
Speaker 2: It's the same administration, Yeah, the same administration. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: you were there already, so what did you.
Speaker 3: Which, of course is yeah, it's retarded because because the
Speaker 3: vice president has specific abilities that it's not the same
Speaker 3: like two things. But you know, a yeah, to a layman,
Speaker 3: you're gonna look at that and you're gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what el doing the You're gonna pluck the tooth out
Speaker 3: of your fucking gums and you know so well, I
Speaker 3: don't know. That is delusional as fuck evil. It's so
Speaker 3: it is so unserious to say that. I can't even
Speaker 3: believe that real serious people are saying it. They are,
Speaker 3: and I just want them to be punched in the
Speaker 3: fucking dick dude. Yea, they can get it too.
Speaker 2: I saw some people saying thanks Joe Biden, was like,
Speaker 2: fuck Joe Biden. Dude, I'm tired of it. Is stupid
Speaker 2: fucking ass. Like Christopher Titus, I like him, he's a
Speaker 2: good comedian, but he was also he put out a
Speaker 2: piece on his podcast like like thank you Joe Biden. Look,
Speaker 2: the economy is like, shut the fuck up, stop doing that.
Speaker 2: They keep doing that, like as if racial gm a
Speaker 2: fuck about that ship.
Speaker 3: We should call this episode fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: What was the other thing you made up?
Speaker 3: A hypo? Uh?
Speaker 2: Was it Elon and somebody that's it was? I gotta
Speaker 2: write that because I'm neverget that dumbest fuck Joe Biden
Speaker 2: Printacynie Musksk Sorry, fuck episode.
Speaker 3: What are pussies? Let's go branded fucking pussy ask people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at the point now where like I want
Speaker 2: to get I want to get Douston chemicals, getting abilities
Speaker 2: and be like I'm gonna take over and if.
Speaker 3: You disagree, farewell, farewell, like just like I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna throw you in the space.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get onto some questions. The thing. Some
Speaker 3: questions are in there. They might be giants put an
Speaker 3: album out on the day of nine to eleven. Nice
Speaker 3: live is unfair? Is that them? Yeah? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't think I ever thought about that. Not the bust
Speaker 3: of me now and you're not so big, but I
Speaker 3: am actually big because my dig is big.
Speaker 2: Kangaroo on his tail, but it's like me on my dad.
Speaker 2: Here's like, are bent up, and I'm like, here's an
Speaker 2: easy one.
Speaker 3: Have you ever bought something from an ethnic market or
Speaker 3: convenience store just to experiment around and you ended up
Speaker 3: really liking it? One time I bought a whole what
Speaker 3: is this sardines in chili sauce and they kicked ass
Speaker 3: on a little Caesar's pizza. That's fucking crazy. So first
Speaker 3: of all, people that put fish on pizza, that is
Speaker 3: crazy to make like the anchovies or whatever the fuck? Uh,
Speaker 3: that's what the fishes are.
Speaker 2: That'es the mainly they usually use anchovies, but sardines are
Speaker 2: like bigger the salty. It's the same principle though, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, heard something different, would you hear?
Speaker 3: Nothing? It's fine, it's cute. I don't I can't. I
Speaker 3: can't even fathom. I don't think you said sardians are
Speaker 3: for enwards, and I was like, I don't. I don't believe.
Speaker 2: I definitely will hear that back because I don't think
Speaker 2: i's I did not say that, but that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this sardines our friend. I mean,
Speaker 2: it is kind of interesting, like, uh, part of my
Speaker 2: family really loves sardines, my Texas and family. I always
Speaker 2: had some startings the thing, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: That's so disgusted, like I fish out of a can
Speaker 3: or whatever. The fuck. It's like, no, get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here. Are you kidding? I mean I used
Speaker 3: to canser for beans. I used to Beans are in
Speaker 3: two places I can't think computers. That's the only those
Speaker 3: the only two places I will ever accept being. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm making some beans in my PC. You want something,
Speaker 3: You're like, what do you mean? That video?
Speaker 2: That video is one of my favorite You're still working
Speaker 2: perfectly fine. I'm totally good anyway. The liquid cooling makes
Speaker 2: it taste really good.
Speaker 3: As far as ethnic market, in no way, I would
Speaker 3: never everyone ever can. I would never catch myself. You can.
Speaker 3: You couldn't catch me alive or dead in that place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never eaten. I mean, I go to I'm
Speaker 2: going to this market that has a bunch of like
Speaker 2: so Armenians, you know, they eat a lot of European stuff.
Speaker 2: So I go to this market by my house, and
Speaker 2: that has a bunch of like just foreign ship in there.
Speaker 2: But some of it's it's not weird though. It's not
Speaker 2: like I fucking sardines and chili sauce or whatever. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: here's a French sausage. It's fucking amazing, you know. Like
Speaker 2: it's like that like things that that aren't in America.
Speaker 2: It's like a world market for like food. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that ship like regular stuff that like I don't I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess fish is regular, but I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't want, dude, I don't even really eat tuna anymore.
Speaker 3: Like that, Cans in general really like are really onappetizing
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know tunas are gigantic. Oh yeah, they can
Speaker 2: be massive fish. I thought they were small. I thought
Speaker 2: tunas and salmon right well size well no, well no,
Speaker 2: those a lot of fish. The size of it just
Speaker 2: depends on where they're where they swim. It's like how
Speaker 2: goldfish and carp are the same yeah.
Speaker 5: When I found when I saw I was I don't
Speaker 5: know where. I was at some sort of Asian like
Speaker 5: restaurant and I saw like a big carp and my
Speaker 5: I was in shock.
Speaker 2: At the size of it. I was like, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: just that's a old fish. And remember it was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just they're literally the same fish.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, they just all they grow
Speaker 3: as big. It's it's kind of like I guess they're like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: It's like a lot of species actually a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Not everything.
Speaker 2: Well, there's like giant spiders and there's tiny spiders that
Speaker 2: are like relatively the same fucking thing. Like they look
Speaker 2: very similar. They're just in different regions. Yeah, and the
Speaker 2: closer you are to the equator, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: or oxygen, it's a climate and all that kind of thing. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like.
Speaker 5: You take like a goldfish, like the same goldfish put
Speaker 5: in two different places, one being much bigger, small the
Speaker 5: goldfish in the big The same goldfish will be huge
Speaker 5: in like an open water area opposed to a fish tank,
Speaker 5: opposed to like, you can't take like a fucking spider,
Speaker 5: and this spider will be the same size in two
Speaker 5: different places.
Speaker 3: But I see what you're saying, like this species, you're thinking.
Speaker 2: Of various species along the species that changes, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there is like a difference between like
Speaker 3: carp and gold. But it's like very yeah that that's
Speaker 3: like the pigs. Shut up.
Speaker 2: Pigs depending like if you get they're just growing hair
Speaker 2: and like tusk and ship well not like no, I'm
Speaker 2: just talking like if you have a kid, they're not
Speaker 2: like if you have a piggy that lives in the house.
Speaker 3: Quad.
Speaker 2: Wait what it's what number would you use in size,
Speaker 2: Like it's so many carpet the amount of times times
Speaker 2: it'd be it'd be the ten with the the ten
Speaker 2: with the arrow above it, like the because that would
Speaker 2: be because if that was if that were the case,
Speaker 2: so many people would be doing that ship to be
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna take this bitch ass goldfish and put
Speaker 2: it over here so they get in unity just to
Speaker 2: have a giant Do you eve been to like a
Speaker 2: place where someone has a shark and it's in their house? No, no,
Speaker 2: how the fuck they're not like one of the obviously
Speaker 2: not a great white shark like says.
Speaker 3: Here, like one of those little. Yeah, so it says
Speaker 3: here carp and this is to be fair, this is Google. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so right, right, fucking whatever. But it says carp and
Speaker 3: goldfish are not the same fish, but they're closely closely related.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense though. Yeah, it's like it's so
Speaker 2: it's very genetically similar. But there's because I know, pigs,
Speaker 2: like a pig in like a house will not get
Speaker 2: Like if you take a piggy out of a house
Speaker 2: and let it grow up in like an open like area,
Speaker 2: it'll get well.
Speaker 3: The things like the thing that I saw was crazy
Speaker 3: is like if you if you take a pig egg
Speaker 3: and you hatch it in like a safe, like a
Speaker 3: tiny safe or whatever, it won't grow bigger than the egg.
Speaker 2: Whoa you mean they'll just come on, It'll stay there.
Speaker 3: It'll stay because it realizes it can't grow no more.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stop. Iginn't knowing to stop. I can't be
Speaker 2: bigger anymore enough.
Speaker 3: You just tell yourselves to stop. Stop. Then that pig
Speaker 3: is gonna live forever. That it'll live. Well, yeah, obviously
Speaker 3: I don't mean for everyone. I thought that was implicit,
Speaker 3: and it was.
Speaker 2: We were already talking about so much bullshit.
Speaker 3: What are you talking here?
Speaker 2: Hatching a pig from an egg?
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: They clearly come from vines. You pick a pig from
Speaker 2: a pig vine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a pig egg from a pig vine. Stupid the
Speaker 3: pig egg right right. I forgot about that. Always forgets
Speaker 3: about the pig vines and pig eggs from the pig vine.
Speaker 3: Pig egg.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, man, if if if there was a
Speaker 2: big bay to do in the side. Actually is very practical,
Speaker 2: you know, regular bird actually is fucking.
Speaker 3: Ship eggs are way better.
Speaker 2: So like a pig egg, but on a vine too, though,
Speaker 2: extremely convenient. Yeah, you like come on the ground and
Speaker 2: then you fucking like grow a little big vine.
Speaker 3: Come on the ground comes, pigs are coming on the earth,
Speaker 3: and then stalks are growing, and then eggs and then
Speaker 3: pigs hat Like that's how a pig is.
Speaker 2: It is incredibly convenient, though, It's like, why don't humans
Speaker 2: grow egg plants? The rules?
Speaker 3: This is how this is what we were made by
Speaker 3: God with souls.
Speaker 2: But this is dumb black person.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what I forgot. I forgot that eggs
Speaker 3: equal no souls exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why doggies come out of eggs.
Speaker 3: My dog had a baby.
Speaker 2: It fell out of its fucking dog ass and it
Speaker 2: was an egg and it crack and it was a puppy,
Speaker 2: the stupid ass puppy, full grown puppy, A full grown puppy,
Speaker 2: a full grown wolf wolf.
Speaker 3: That I can't remember what I heard that remind you of?
Speaker 3: Like that's a grown ass little boy or something like that.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I can't remember with the sentence.
Speaker 2: It was like something that had grown little man dog
Speaker 2: gon ass man puppy before, a grown man doggie, a.
Speaker 3: Grown ass little dog or whatever. Let's move on. Yeah, now,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean I I typically just stick
Speaker 3: with like the stuff that I've been Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 3: I typically stick with the stuff that I've been cooking
Speaker 3: with forever, and like my family's been cooking with forever,
Speaker 3: and it's just like a lot of goya.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I refuse to eat anything that doesn't come from
Speaker 2: somebody that I've met, So I'm never exploring my food taste.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know so much. I think I'm not eating
Speaker 2: food from there.
Speaker 3: What the what did you just say?
Speaker 2: I don't know somebody I'm not gonna eat food from like,
Speaker 2: I'm keeping it strictly based on people I know. Okay,
Speaker 2: I want to have home cooked versions of every meal
Speaker 2: before I go and like try to make it myself.
Speaker 2: So it was really ignorant and ignorant. You got a
Speaker 2: little less ignorant after I said it, but it's still racist.
Speaker 2: It's still definitely racist. Okay, Yeah, I would never. I'm
Speaker 2: never eating food for what's what is the fucking serbian
Speaker 2: is that? I mean? Do they even have food? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just how was food and how was it frough?
Speaker 3: That's crazy? It's great eating anything grays. They don't have
Speaker 3: any cutlery, meals kind of gray. I guess it's all
Speaker 3: they have.
Speaker 2: Is I have brown sugar, A little brown sugar in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I put if you haven't, if you haven't, gray oatmeal,
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry, I mean it's it's more gray than I.
Speaker 3: Put berries in it.
Speaker 2: To living it up, I'm gonna look at I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pay attention to so Luka Doncic. Right, he's he's now
Speaker 2: an LA Laker and he's from uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's from Slovenia.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of I'm Jokic Nicole Jokie, Hold on one second,
Speaker 2: Niccole ok is from I'm gonna go find video of
Speaker 2: him eating and I want to see how and what
Speaker 2: he eats and see if our theory is true that
Speaker 2: he bends down like a bird and pecks at slop.
Speaker 3: It's good, it's good. It tastes like sidewalks. The vision
Speaker 3: of someone pecking at slap. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Like just like you're saying, did you have food from
Speaker 2: from wherever Joda's from? Fucking yeah, yeah, yeah what what
Speaker 2: like what is the food like there?
Speaker 3: Does it taste like.
Speaker 2: It's all like it's it's all carbs, it's all meating carbs.
Speaker 2: Was it like was it like particularly tasty? So one
Speaker 2: thing that I had so there was there's a little
Speaker 2: Lithuania here, which is crazy in l A And yeah,
Speaker 2: they had a Lithuania fest like a little.
Speaker 3: Lithuania. Yeah, yeah, there's actually like.
Speaker 2: It was it was it was in in a church
Speaker 2: and of course the Catholic as fu and it was pretty.
Speaker 3: It was a decent. Signs is funny.
Speaker 2: It pissed me off though it costs so much, even
Speaker 2: though like their economy is like kind of on the
Speaker 2: like kind of second world, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fun?
Speaker 3: Why is everything so expensive? So I had this one
Speaker 3: thing called the Zeppelin.
Speaker 2: It's it has the consistency of like a yoki potato,
Speaker 2: so it's like all starchy as fuck, and uh it
Speaker 2: has like a bunch of like meat like pork, and
Speaker 2: a bunch of spices inside of it. And it was
Speaker 2: fucking delicious. I was actually like, all right, white people,
Speaker 2: it was okay.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta get creative, yeah when you got
Speaker 3: no spices.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. But I still
Speaker 2: prefer Mediterranean and and Mexican food. Spanish food is fine,
Speaker 2: but like Mexicans really they just put more fat in it.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You haven't had Caribbean Hispanic food, bro, it is different.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: I like, I just to mean, I like fat.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. There's not enough fat food and get
Speaker 2: fat all you want, bro, I'm talking about literal fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, you can get fat. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: fat grease.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well it's not enough.
Speaker 3: It depends on what you're like when you have like
Speaker 3: and like specifically specifically the fucking the hard shell, fucking
Speaker 3: your own dude, that's fat. All over it and but
Speaker 3: it crunchesn't last. Dude, I don't like I love that ship,
Speaker 3: so I.
Speaker 2: Don't like it's just delicious because I'm not. I just
Speaker 2: didn't grow up any port.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I just I can't fathom how that's like
Speaker 3: I that's why. Yeah, but that's not nobody outside of
Speaker 3: seventh the Advanced knows what that is. Literally, it's I've
Speaker 3: never I've never heard of that until you mentioned it
Speaker 3: to me, and I still have. It's like Christian jewishness
Speaker 3: pretty much. So how do you guys? Do you have
Speaker 3: it on the front? I heard that's cool?
Speaker 2: Why did you ever wear any of that drip? Because
Speaker 2: I don't believe in a sky I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care wear it.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I want to see it, That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 2: actually I really want like Catholic drip, dude, I want
Speaker 2: like some of it looks so cool, but some of
Speaker 2: it is so objectively. We find that ship in good will,
Speaker 2: you know, say Klan outnig Well, come on, I want
Speaker 2: to pope hat. I just say, I mean, it's it's
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's where the Clan got the idea from.
Speaker 2: Two three is where it is racist steel. They definitely like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they were just like, yeah, Catholic.
Speaker 3: Catholic imagery is dope, to be honest, like like a
Speaker 3: Gothic church fucking Castlevania as.
Speaker 2: Shit aesthetically looks cool man, especially with a guy on
Speaker 2: it with a little Jewish feller on a little jewish like.
Speaker 3: Oh, take me out. Do you think he was just
Speaker 3: like ah Jesus Christ. He definitely did.
Speaker 2: By he charged his shield.
Speaker 3: Shield charge back up like like like your shields are covered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would be pretty good. Actually that good.
Speaker 2: That'd be really good. But I think it would bother
Speaker 2: the right people.
Speaker 3: All right, let's move on. Yeah, Chris kisses boy pands
Speaker 3: rod and he says, hey, you old gaze, would you
Speaker 3: beat such an insane question? Would you beat up your
Speaker 3: grandma for sixty million dollars? And I mean to a pulp,
Speaker 3: like your face will look different? No? Yeah, unfortunately I
Speaker 3: can't do that. I wouldn't do it. I have no
Speaker 3: I have no wills my grandmother at all. I love
Speaker 3: my grandmother.
Speaker 2: That's the problem. My grandma means more to me than
Speaker 2: like probably anybody, So I say no.
Speaker 7: Even lars Ulric, I mean you know how much you
Speaker 7: love What do you mean we talk about every episode You're.
Speaker 3: He's being home.
Speaker 2: This refreshed me really quick.
Speaker 3: He's being refresh here last time. He's pretending there's no
Speaker 3: last There's there's no last, there's no last time. It's all.
Speaker 3: It's just consistent. It's been always like he's always every
Speaker 3: time I meet up with cakesit he's always talking about
Speaker 3: this Lars Alric fan page. Would you mind reminding me
Speaker 3: who it is? Lars? I love that he's playing in it.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to tell you, Chris, but like, uh,
Speaker 2: the other day he called me and he was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm tired of this podcast, Like, can we please start
Speaker 2: this Lars podcast? Can you tell me who he is?
Speaker 2: Does remind me? I don't know why you're being so
Speaker 2: modest about it. I'm just I'm just having a bit
Speaker 2: of a moment. Would you mind remind me who it was?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's the it's the penist in uh.
Speaker 2: Queen, so you might tell me the truth.
Speaker 3: He's like one of the guys from Metallica. I can't
Speaker 3: remember what he what he did. He's the drummer. He's
Speaker 3: the drummer. He's the drummer. He's threatening to sue everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's the Napster.
Speaker 2: When Napster started playing music and doing all the P
Speaker 2: two P and they were like, oh wow, we have
Speaker 2: a few less million dollars.
Speaker 3: Money, money, money raped your dog's crazy. I only know
Speaker 3: that guy's name because of a weird al song. Really,
Speaker 3: I do not even joking. Yeah, because there's like he
Speaker 3: has a song about piracy where it's called don't download
Speaker 3: this song, and it's like he's the hole, is like,
Speaker 3: don't download this song. Even Lars Olrech knows it's wrong
Speaker 3: going by the CD lok. You know that you should.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so it's so funny that.
Speaker 2: It's just look at from a musician standpoint like okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it how that could be annoying any musicians.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're gonna lose money. But it's like you're
Speaker 3: unfortunately in the genre of.
Speaker 2: Metal to where it doesn't work as it's it's the
Speaker 2: least metal thing you can fucking do to just like yeah,
Speaker 2: you get all corporate about it.
Speaker 3: It's like I was.
Speaker 2: Talking to somebody yesterday about metal music and I was
Speaker 2: like I was talking aboudy about metals yesterday and now
Speaker 2: I'm not well versed in metal. My metal background is
Speaker 2: literally just Metallica, Yeah, Lincoln Park or something, their metal
Speaker 2: the metal people class.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, yeah, Incubis, incubus, everybody. This is a demon
Speaker 3: jacking off again. He looks.
Speaker 2: Who's the guys that looks like that? He's wanted to
Speaker 2: come all the time?
Speaker 3: What don what does he? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was talking to something about metal yesterday and I
Speaker 5: brought up the fact that Muddle was like also very
Speaker 5: politically charged metal in general.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we thought he was saying a person I
Speaker 2: was talking about me, He said, I think said mud.
Speaker 3: Heard Muddle like Buddle. That's Bobby Muddle. Harry Potter, rescue name?
Speaker 3: Where are you going?
Speaker 2: Bobby muddles a mixed waces person. Could you imagine?
Speaker 3: That was crabby? Have you seen the I got it?
Speaker 3: I got shared it on Instagram. I've been sharing with
Speaker 3: me a long time. It's like this fucking this video
Speaker 3: Harry Potter is setting himself on fire.
Speaker 2: No, it's insane.
Speaker 3: There's a video that I found a fucking Ron Weasley.
Speaker 3: Ron Weasley walking like going into the fireplace and doing
Speaker 3: the like when he teleports in like the first or
Speaker 3: second movie where he goes like diagon alley and he
Speaker 3: throws the thing down. The fire comes up and it
Speaker 3: takes me teleports him. But there's like a version of
Speaker 3: it where he just like drops it. He just sets
Speaker 3: on fire, and it's Harry Potter screaming. I can't I
Speaker 3: have it on my phone. I saved it.
Speaker 2: I think I saved it too. I'm scared to go
Speaker 2: through my fucking save photos.
Speaker 3: Scary, way too much weirdshit on there. I bet I
Speaker 3: have this online. Yeah yeah, wait, don't know. I can't
Speaker 3: hear this again. That's too long. Stop stop it. If
Speaker 3: I could get uh yeah, what the that was really good.
Speaker 3: It's the scream. I don't know how to describe it,
Speaker 3: but the scream sounds specifically like that's a burning person scream.
Speaker 2: If I didn't see Harry, I mean, well I didn't
Speaker 2: see Harry Potter actually, but like if I didn't, it
Speaker 2: just seems like that seems like it happened.
Speaker 3: Stop we just show him. ELI must favorite imagery.
Speaker 2: That's all I said.
Speaker 3: It's so big. It's so big. Audience doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Why you have that. I can't show I'm not showing that.
Speaker 3: Show it. I'm not I mean, you can't. It's not
Speaker 3: that crazy. It's funny that you have that on your phone.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's just it plays it to you
Speaker 3: being more anticipated. It does.
Speaker 2: It reallys my Jewish friend too, Okay, oh okay, that doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every he's not quivering feeling threatened right now.
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, there's a surgery.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. But to get it reduced good? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: They all right, why do you play like the Kingston?
Speaker 3: You need something respect. We're playfully they amid and you
Speaker 3: need respect. I used to think that. I used to
Speaker 3: think they were saying acidic. It does sound like I said,
Speaker 3: it was showing memes. That's what this is for. Get
Speaker 3: out of here. Oh my god, that's cool. I like that.
Speaker 3: I like thing you shared before.
Speaker 2: I think your account got nuked where this guy was
Speaker 2: fighting all the face of the horror. Yea, the word
Speaker 2: people that that was.
Speaker 3: Cool blew him out the room. There's there's a kinesis
Speaker 3: to it. That's like, it's like that flows really well,
Speaker 3: that was really cool. He was the one that really
Speaker 3: got me, like, I love the specifically flows so well,
Speaker 3: that's not on my account, it's that's not my not
Speaker 3: was your main one? That wa' that's what? So I
Speaker 3: have two accounts. One is suspended permanently and then the
Speaker 3: other off and the other shadow band.
Speaker 2: So yeah whatever that the shadow band one makes no sense?
Speaker 2: That like why?
Speaker 3: And him too? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like what it's so annoying because sometimes I need to look.
Speaker 3: Up your ship for some reason. I know it's annoying.
Speaker 3: That's why I made the second account to make it easier.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think it was a little harsh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: should you have lost your account for that? I the
Speaker 3: thing is, here's the thing. Whatever, I'm not surprised by it,
Speaker 3: like I was. I was actually surprised that this didn't
Speaker 3: have many times before, to be honest.
Speaker 2: With you, Well, during Jack Dorsey owned it. It's like
Speaker 2: more power for the is it Dorsey?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it's more surprising now that you You would
Speaker 2: think that Elon Musk would like lower everything right, it's
Speaker 2: it's everything's fair.
Speaker 3: You can say the N word, you can say all
Speaker 3: sorts of horrible ships. So like I figure, like I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna say the same thing I've been saying that
Speaker 3: for years. Just like all right, well they got me
Speaker 3: fair enough. Just can't tell Chudge to kill themselves.
Speaker 2: I guess that's I listened, unfortunately listening. She'll listen.
Speaker 1: But boom boom boom boom, what is that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, your brother killed herself? Your five big booms in
Speaker 2: the chest.
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 3: Sorry. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love big a j Or what's large nigga like
Speaker 2: that nigga fucking and little nigga little yeah, large nigga,
Speaker 2: a little nigga, and then the wrizzler's Papa obese and
Speaker 2: little fat, little little fattest a little fast, pretty good spaghetti.
Speaker 3: Already wrote in your brother, I saw a great editor
Speaker 3: that where it was like they did, like they had
Speaker 3: like I can't even remember what fucking characters. And of course,
Speaker 3: of course, stop showing memes. We gotta, we gotta already,
Speaker 3: he says. Do you have any stories of you seeing
Speaker 3: another person slash kid do something wild or illegal? I
Speaker 3: remember going to the school bathroom and watching the retarded
Speaker 3: kid take a pack of tennis balls and one by
Speaker 3: one shoving them into the hole in the bottom of
Speaker 3: the toilet water. Then he mashed the fuck out of
Speaker 3: the flush button while we watched hundreds of gallons of
Speaker 3: ship water flood the bathroom and school hallways. That's not illegal,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's not illegal, but you gets
Speaker 2: suspended for sure, But I don't think it. Actually, there
Speaker 2: might be a police code for that, like some type
Speaker 2: of mischief thing. Oh yeah, like delinquent fell because yeah,
Speaker 2: you're doing something to actively cause a lot of property damage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there is some type of instruction of property.
Speaker 3: There's that.
Speaker 2: There's that.
Speaker 3: Can you get charge the deduction of property? If you're
Speaker 3: like fucking eleven, if you're well, you'll you'll get you
Speaker 3: won't get it for sure, full charge, beat that ship out,
Speaker 3: fully charge, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: If you're in the South and you're black, you'll go
Speaker 2: to jail for six years. But anywhere else probably just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 3: That the video.
Speaker 2: That's not that poor young black guy that missed his
Speaker 2: ticket by one day and the judge was like, you're
Speaker 2: gonna go to jail for ten years. And it was
Speaker 2: in fucking Alabama, and I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: did I just see? Well, I mean in context, clearly, Well, so,
Speaker 2: first of all, it's wrong across the board. Obviously I
Speaker 2: shouldn't have to say that. But there's retards. I will
Speaker 2: listen to this and they'll say, but he clearly had
Speaker 2: other offenses, so this is his third strike.
Speaker 3: I still don't think it's right.
Speaker 2: But see, but out out of context, people are thinking
Speaker 2: he's getting ten years just for the ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Clear, so that's the thing.
Speaker 2: But I don't want like I said, I want.
Speaker 3: People, it's still not it's still fucked up. It's still
Speaker 3: completely fucked But no, anyway, you look around like I,
Speaker 3: for one, like, I'm not missing that take and if
Speaker 3: I have, if I have that kind of a rap,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not missing that was a kid.
Speaker 2: So he was like nineteen. I'm like, blood, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Have fun, Yeah, I have fun going to jail. I've
Speaker 2: had arguments about that where I'm like, bro, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: if you're if you're if you're a darker skin in
Speaker 2: this country, you're you're on hard mode. Things are gonna
Speaker 2: be harder for you. It's gonna be unfucking fair. So
Speaker 2: now you have to move accordingly. If you know that,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get fucked by the long dick of the law. Bro,
Speaker 2: chill Like, if you fuck around, you do all this
Speaker 2: fucking I can't even say goon shit because it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean the same thing anymore. You know, Yeah, if you're
Speaker 2: uh hooligan shit, I don't even know what it says.
Speaker 2: If you're doing hood ship, you know that works. You
Speaker 2: gotta be aware what you're involved in.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: That's when people like when I see people like black
Speaker 2: men or like black people and people of minority groups
Speaker 2: in general getting pulled over, I'm like, y'all, just listen.
Speaker 3: Don't say nothing, Just listen. Just listen. I know it's wrong.
Speaker 3: It's you.
Speaker 2: They will kill you, and they will be They'll kill
Speaker 2: you and you won't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll forget. You're worth it. Forget.
Speaker 2: I told you when I was I was riding with
Speaker 2: my homie, uh is black dude, Brandon, and I just
Speaker 2: got a car, just I just financed. The car didn't
Speaker 2: have the plates on. It has the paper on the
Speaker 2: back of the window, which signals that clearly this everything's legal.
Speaker 2: Cop pulls this over anyway, And the thing that tripped
Speaker 2: me out, and this was my my fault because I
Speaker 2: didn't I usually have the doors locked or whatever, but
Speaker 2: the door was unlocked. The cop walks up and just
Speaker 2: opens the door. I've never experienced that in my life. Crazy,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, this clearly this dude was
Speaker 2: asking for something for me to do something. But it
Speaker 2: it like was what the ultimate, like ignore every instinct
Speaker 2: you have because you're gonna die. It was one of
Speaker 2: those things where I'm like, if someone just opens your door,
Speaker 2: you're immediately alarmed. You might even like what the and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden you move fast.
Speaker 3: You know this is why? This is why? Uh, in
Speaker 3: these situations I've been I've been training myself to cry blood.
Speaker 2: I like that, like the lizards that like shoe blood outder.
Speaker 3: I'm been trying to cry, but it's like I have
Speaker 3: a medical emergency like that, they can't arrest me. Would
Speaker 3: be much easier to have fake blood, like you just
Speaker 3: go to the Halloween store just because it has to
Speaker 3: start while they're looking at me.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's so it's much more believable audibly like hard,
Speaker 2: like you can hear you coming, if you can, if
Speaker 2: you can come on command, that's amazing. He's like, what's happening.
Speaker 3: You can get the blood packs and and like so
Speaker 3: it's always sunny. It was like, you know, that'd bean
Speaker 3: why I wonder if that was like a blood pang
Speaker 3: and you just start coughing. I think you can actually
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Other they might shoot you still, they might shoot us,
Speaker 2: you know, like for sure he I feared that blood
Speaker 2: it had age. I feared from my life blood him again.
Speaker 2: Boy you're like mal Donato did not.
Speaker 3: Police officer that would like somehow new man. Like I
Speaker 3: got pulled over with military plates. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I had military plates on my car? No sniffing, And
Speaker 3: they're just like, is.
Speaker 2: That so freaking you smell a little smell, little ethnic?
Speaker 2: What's that knows about?
Speaker 3: Was about? Boy?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Mom did not Italian lion filthy enough.
Speaker 3: Skins lying you're a liar. My skin is liar. His
Speaker 3: gun is charge plastic pistols. Get on the fucking floor.
Speaker 2: He's got that fucking what is that spike gun in the.
Speaker 3: Needler. The needler is.
Speaker 5: Such a morbid guard. It's so morbid. Even when I
Speaker 5: was a kid, I was like, this doesn't.
Speaker 3: Up idea for a weapon. You gotta be like a
Speaker 3: freak to think of that. It's like, oh, these are
Speaker 3: crystals that like will home in on you and then
Speaker 3: if enough of them joined, they they form a chain
Speaker 3: reaction and explode. It's a cool fucking weapon. It's cool.
Speaker 2: Cools the word yes more.
Speaker 3: If if there's a single weapon that I could have
Speaker 3: in this in all of fiction, it would probably be
Speaker 3: a needler. It is so crazy just the premise of
Speaker 3: that of that weapon. Maybe hammered Don also, but that
Speaker 3: predicts the hammer of Don. The hammer of Don is
Speaker 3: is more than just the you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like you need the satellites there too, so like without it,
Speaker 3: it's kind of I want broup immediately. You would you
Speaker 3: pull it back and it would would kill myself. The further,
Speaker 3: isn't the back jagged too? No, no, the back is
Speaker 3: not jagged. He would he's just cutting his hands open
Speaker 3: every time he swings the whole. That there's another like
Speaker 3: a double sided as what I mean, Like somebody would
Speaker 3: make a mod. Somebody make a mod. Somebody make a
Speaker 3: mod where every time Credos swings his ass, he says,
Speaker 3: he says, olu subtle to.
Speaker 2: I would just go to public pools and freeze the
Speaker 2: pools and suffers while they're in it slip.
Speaker 3: Oh no oh no oh no.
Speaker 2: Then I would do a small crack. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's due and hey, all off on a fucking like
Speaker 2: a fucking damn their terrorist level weapon. That's why God
Speaker 2: didn't give us magic because people like you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: God's also not real, but yeah that part too.
Speaker 3: What people like people like you and Chris Angel have
Speaker 3: ruined magic. You've taken magic for me. You've appropriated my magic.
Speaker 3: Did he dude? Didn't he just like levittate he let Yeah,
Speaker 3: he just pretended to float, so disrespectful. Wait pretend damn it.
Speaker 2: I remember that happily watched it last day. This is
Speaker 2: fucking amazing. Two thousand and six YouTube video. This is
Speaker 2: fu Oh my god, you know he really did?
Speaker 3: Just Jo come in sleep. It's like three on the morning. Jojo,
Speaker 3: come in, Jojo. Look at this guy? Shake her away,
Speaker 3: you shake her awake? You look what the this guy
Speaker 3: is flying over the look sword. Do you see this?
Speaker 2: He's pulling donuts on his mouth. Infinitely, Jo, we got
Speaker 2: a corrupt him.
Speaker 3: This is a business opera. I love the pri I'm
Speaker 3: leaving you. I'm leaving you for Chriss Angel. He is
Speaker 3: much more power. For he's clearly a mage of some kind.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know relative whatever, guess excuse me,
Speaker 3: it's a relative, you know what I mean. I'm going
Speaker 3: to rap upon my bear that I have in the
Speaker 3: house for some reason. We are going to leave the
Speaker 3: Russia again. Christiane just life make mercenary that.
Speaker 2: There's some weird d against Chris Age anyway, the Jamaican
Speaker 2: population Chris Age, they hate him.
Speaker 3: I stole all their magic. He stole all of their
Speaker 3: magic to I kind of feel it, but I don't
Speaker 3: feel it all the way.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I sort of understand it's all gone.
Speaker 3: He took it. Chris Angel took it. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 3: I havelway him hooking an extra Amma? Have you murder
Speaker 3: that me? Boy? We're cooking an extra AMMA.
Speaker 2: Happy murder.
Speaker 3: Boy. Dude, Little Jacob came to Liberty City to kill
Speaker 3: Chris Angels. Angels, we should do an extra Amma where
Speaker 3: we pitch. We have to figure out how we're going
Speaker 3: to reintroduce christ Angel into like a like a reboot.
Speaker 2: We're gonna reboot Chris Angel. Like he'd come Christ Angel
Speaker 2: out and he'd be like, doves will come out with him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this yeah, this one, yeah, this one. Yeah, he somehow
Speaker 2: comes Chris Angel. Al right, great, So he's just giving
Speaker 2: an address the state of a Union, so like like
Speaker 2: next year in the state in Union.
Speaker 3: He's just like first.
Speaker 2: And then just Chris Angels is there for my first.
Speaker 3: He's floating and he's he's like he's doing a freezer
Speaker 3: freezer cubric combo free Freeza and the Kubrick stairs fucking
Speaker 3: insane monkeys. Hello monkeys, i'ms Angel. Monkeys, I'm Angel. I'm
Speaker 3: here to do a fucking trick for you. I just
Speaker 3: popped out of rude Giuliani's throat as you can see.
Speaker 2: His throat which was on Trump's cock. That'd be awesome,
Speaker 2: I mean, getting blown while you're giving it like stave
Speaker 2: of Union, and.
Speaker 3: The imagine that just burst out of there, Like I
Speaker 3: just really love the imagery. I love that he was
Speaker 3: like he was a famous person, like well known, he
Speaker 3: was getting and all he did was just edit things
Speaker 3: really poorly and sit like and beyond wires. It's it's
Speaker 3: it's pretty cool. I hate him.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool that like that we as a society
Speaker 2: could prop somebody up like that.
Speaker 3: People were so stupid, like like thinking people with like PhDs.
Speaker 3: How we're like this guy's amazing.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's as amazing as someone who a
Speaker 2: movie like, oh you made a movie and ship special
Speaker 2: how to like edit shit out.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that. There's one that he did where
Speaker 3: he was like he was like driving a car over
Speaker 3: like a over like a ravine or something like mountain
Speaker 3: from one mountain to the to the next. And the
Speaker 3: cut that he does is ridiculous because he edits in
Speaker 3: big fake fire over. I have to find fire, I know,
Speaker 3: I have to. Lyle said this to me years ago,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's one of the most amazing things.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of watching Bollywood action ship where there's like
Speaker 2: a car creaming over the cliff and the car explodes
Speaker 2: before it hits anything.
Speaker 3: It's just in mid air, explodes and then falls down,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's you.
Speaker 2: I loved Bollywood movies growing up, man, they were so fun.
Speaker 2: I've had more, I have more of appreciation for them now.
Speaker 3: But this is so you can look it up on
Speaker 3: YouTube if you want. Add this to that reference playlist.
Speaker 3: By the way, Chriss Angel death Jump was up twelve
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 2: You are not fucking prepared for this, man, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Hold it this way, you guys can look it up
Speaker 3: at home.
Speaker 2: What was that? What was that? What the what the
Speaker 2: fuck was that? It was just an Anthony Fantano transition?
Speaker 2: What the fuck was?
Speaker 3: The idea was that he was gonna jump the car
Speaker 3: and then he would appear in like a cage somewhere else,
Speaker 3: and you saw it. You saw how they edited around
Speaker 3: the fact that the car wasn't going to make the jump.
Speaker 3: What the fuck was and then the guy's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the best part. It is so great. I really highly
Speaker 3: recommend everybody watches this because it's like, maybe you can
Speaker 3: see it on the but like he's doing the jump
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 8: If somebody, yeah, a little bit, he's doing the jump,
Speaker 8: and then the car's got it and he's in the
Speaker 8: fucking and then there's a circle. Look he's in the cage.
Speaker 3: Shit, it's fucking amazing. Oh my fucking bagnet. That was
Speaker 3: on TV.
Speaker 2: If people were like, oh, somebody saw that, it was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to become a magician for real and died
Speaker 2: in a fucking hallway, it must be possible. He died
Speaker 2: in the hallway fucking getting stabbed in then by twenty
Speaker 2: migrants twenty migrants, Oh, he's definitely responsible for people's deaths.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he's definitely like seven to eight year old
Speaker 3: who tried to like there, really.
Speaker 2: Some little kid jumped out of the window, totally totally dude,
Speaker 2: Holy ship, man, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember being that fucked up? Many? How many?
Speaker 5: How many kids do you think? Because I was almost
Speaker 5: one of them? I almost died of the Superman I
Speaker 5: thought I could fly.
Speaker 3: I did. Are you that's too much? How stupid? I
Speaker 3: love the kid?
Speaker 2: You think I was gonna jump off a building and
Speaker 2: I was like, I swear to God, this is like
Speaker 2: I did not a job. Look, man, I have limits
Speaker 2: of things that I can believe. Okay, when you okay, explain?
Speaker 3: Do you remember your thought't believe any of the last
Speaker 3: person that I speak too tells it to me.
Speaker 2: That's fair. After they're not the lasting it. You're like
Speaker 2: that guy before.
Speaker 3: I don't know about thinking that last guy I was
Speaker 3: talking to you, but like this guy makes sense. It's
Speaker 3: just a cycle of that over and over again forever.
Speaker 3: That's that's crazy. It's called the Joe Rogan experience. Actually literally, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a monkey on fire. Now, all right? Should we
Speaker 3: wrap it up? Yeah, we can wrap it up. How
Speaker 3: many questions we ask But we also spent a lot
Speaker 3: of time talking politics.
Speaker 2: Yeah we we We actually did a long regular show
Speaker 2: and then and we'll get more questions, so just wrap
Speaker 2: it up, nigga.
Speaker 3: Well there's not really many questions. I mean I could
Speaker 3: go in and look no no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 3: let's go go ahead.
Speaker 2: I was actually I was like, this is great, weep.
Speaker 2: We keep it under three hours will be great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: We like to make it even shorter, but you know
Speaker 2: we're not good at that.
Speaker 3: Let's make it five minutes. What's going on if these
Speaker 3: niggas willing to pay us the same five minutes show.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to do for one of the episodes,
Speaker 3: have like, uh, feed all the names into an AI
Speaker 3: and have it read it. That would be great. Actually,
Speaker 3: not as a permanent thing, just I'm curious to see, like, no.
Speaker 2: See what happens I should do for episode three hundred.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, we actually we got to have I
Speaker 3: have I have one number. I'll tell you after. I
Speaker 3: don't want to say it on anyth This is ninety seven,
Speaker 3: so we got a hurry up. Oh yeah, we'll be good.
Speaker 3: You are a piece of me, I wish I did it.
Speaker 2: Need. I thought you were doing uh hark Angels thing.
Speaker 2: I thought you were doing that Glory the New Boy King. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that way too.
Speaker 3: I thought he was doing that Jewish nigga, Chris little
Speaker 3: Jewish nigga.
Speaker 2: F three two one, I think, I think, what would
Speaker 2: you say, Patre, this is porn hub. Oh, I don't
Speaker 2: know how that even the same. They will start with
Speaker 2: p that is true and with the hub yeah, Patreon hub. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: all right, I've had a good pornhub diving.
Speaker 3: Aware wolf, aware wolf, furry porn sympathizer. Strapped a gun
Speaker 3: to my dog's back. Now he gun dog Marbles versus
Speaker 3: cap Come mar Balls versus cap Come three, The Gaze
Speaker 3: of Two Worlds, The homeless person in between Sweeney's teeth.
Speaker 3: I am going to kill the president with a mortar.
Speaker 3: With the mortar. That would be a great way to go.
Speaker 3: That's a way to a mortar from a fucking pirate ship.
Speaker 3: He's in Kansas. He's in Kansas. Sure, Yeah, the pirate
Speaker 3: ships somehow sails deep inland into Heartland America. Keep going
Speaker 3: and then you're goad. You're good. I love that Homesson
Speaker 3: between Sween teeth. I'm going to kill the president with
Speaker 3: a mortar, just like forever, no standard mega more more. Uh,
Speaker 3: I think am throwing it.
Speaker 2: I think he's dread up said it people. I I isolated.
Speaker 2: This sounds somebody else did.
Speaker 3: It's just it's he went into a forensic beef dive
Speaker 3: totally because I wanted to hear the I want to
Speaker 3: hear that.
Speaker 2: I think the only time to hear the m is
Speaker 2: when I want it to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to will it. When I isolated and
Speaker 3: I closed my eyes so there's no nothing else.
Speaker 2: Is just what I hear. The end, I go directly
Speaker 2: into the desert, I turn off my car. It's just
Speaker 2: the sounds of the winds and my heartbeat.
Speaker 3: I had to go to joshua Ye just to hear
Speaker 3: it clearly, away from all the hustle and hustle and bustle,
Speaker 3: right all the electromagnetic feet.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you though, I'm not disappointed, Dave. You know
Speaker 2: that's the that's the crazy thing, even though I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think he actually really said the hard r on accident.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it's hilarious and I don't feel
Speaker 2: it different about him. He's just some crazy asshole. I
Speaker 2: don't feel it different about it, but I think the
Speaker 2: N word is funny.
Speaker 3: It's just like fine. That was a slip. For some reason,
Speaker 3: it was in his mind. I don't know what.
Speaker 2: It was, probably black and he was.
Speaker 3: For some reason he said it. He said it. It's
Speaker 3: a crazy fucking video. Can I pay you guys to
Speaker 3: come to a live podcast at my birthday party in March?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, we forgot to wait.
Speaker 3: We're supposed to discuss that. Yeah, we settled on a
Speaker 3: five million dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, he said to email a guy. I
Speaker 2: would check the email.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will be emailed this Sween the Derek in
Speaker 3: US Sween and Derek in a saw trap where they
Speaker 3: have to bust in each other's faces or get fucked
Speaker 3: to death by horses. Chris watches. That is fucking horrible.
Speaker 3: That's such a specific version of that. That's bad.
Speaker 2: The I don't know why I busted on him to survive,
Speaker 2: but man, I gotta get busted on two mass that's rough.
Speaker 2: The globgo God hold you so much you would survive,
Speaker 2: I'd wipe my face off.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, all right, dude, if you bring this up.
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm gonna kill you, right, because like could we
Speaker 2: could we continue doing the podcast normally now? Like because
Speaker 2: like now, just always thinking about that moment.
Speaker 3: When someone's coming on you, your relationship changes, and what
Speaker 3: is he's gay? Saw?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What is is? Jake?
Speaker 2: Saw is like what what? Why does he do? Why
Speaker 2: does he do this? Why does he want this?
Speaker 3: Why did that come to my mind? Joke sauce joke,
Speaker 3: there's and joke.
Speaker 2: He's like a.
Speaker 3: Weirdly long joke.
Speaker 2: Saw. He's a little like he's slightly lightier, he's more dangly.
Speaker 3: That's great, that's great. It's me jokes, jokes, joke.
Speaker 2: You want to joke, you want to get joked, You
Speaker 2: want to get joked. Rations you have to just joke
Speaker 2: him before he puts he brings on an apparatus, he
Speaker 2: fast dick, and then he just.
Speaker 3: He he has all these joke related tracks. He's like,
Speaker 3: you have to joke him.
Speaker 9: You have to joke yourself to twelve inches, but if
Speaker 9: your penis snaps, I will kill you.
Speaker 2: You're like twelve twelve inches, that's crazy, what do you
Speaker 2: mean twelve inches? He's yelling. He's yelling to the point
Speaker 2: that he looks like Goku when he got his back
Speaker 2: slammed in a movie.
Speaker 4: He's like, you must joke yourself to twelve inches or
Speaker 4: I will waltz in there with a good shooting.
Speaker 2: You see him dancing down the hallway.
Speaker 3: He's getting there. You have three and a half hours.
Speaker 2: And a hare like.
Speaker 3: He's some baby dick dude like American inches, right, so
Speaker 3: they trying to find some loophole right, like uh, he
Speaker 3: joked him, he's eleven inches in his life. And then
Speaker 3: and the timer goes off and it failed then and
Speaker 3: then jig saw he's on wires.
Speaker 2: Like jokes, joke sauce. Four arms are dragging along the floor.
Speaker 2: That's how a long kit he is.
Speaker 3: His head's like a little bit like it's a little
Speaker 3: bit taller, but it's like on one side it's like
Speaker 3: gumby alos where it's like slams a little bit his head.
Speaker 2: His arm was so long that his hands touched the
Speaker 2: ground and do this.
Speaker 3: Like like beetles. Yes, bring in the next joker. And
Speaker 3: the guy's like, you let me go. He talked on
Speaker 3: my dad was so long. No, what's this next time
Speaker 3: gonna be mush? And he's like, you must joke yourself
Speaker 3: to fifteen. It's all it's all the same. It's trap
Speaker 3: and there's no clever at all.
Speaker 2: There's various joking or ented items then used to jlk yourself.
Speaker 2: And he's like, he's going to choose the joke, the
Speaker 2: joke ring or the joke square.
Speaker 9: You could use this sewing machine just just like you go,
Speaker 9: are you gonna do anything different?
Speaker 3: It will gonna come. Just didn't you?
Speaker 9: Like you can joke other things?
Speaker 3: You know, I don't get it. It's a weird gimmick.
Speaker 3: Why did you bound yourself into this weird jokes?
Speaker 9: All is like, oh, I mean, is your jizzing clever?
Speaker 9: Is your jizzing better than my joking? And then you
Speaker 9: just understand.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, so at least because I want you
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: It's the whole soft family of fucking degenerates.
Speaker 3: This a joky glove. Al right, the glove. That's a
Speaker 3: great idea. I love it.
Speaker 2: I like jokes on jolke sa me sell jolk saw Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think so, yeah, right, because we're they gonna be
Speaker 3: like that's ours. Yeah, they want to take great Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can take jokes and that's what you want. That's
Speaker 3: kind of like when Warner brothers took down Meet Canyons
Speaker 3: thing where like, uh, Bunny was like a rapist. Love that, like,
Speaker 3: I mean, if that's what you want.
Speaker 2: That's still my favorite thing from uh from him.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good that. Yeah, that one's that one's
Speaker 2: number one night.
Speaker 3: And then I think I like the xuc one he
Speaker 3: did recently.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go that little that the baby one. Fuck,
Speaker 2: that's so good that you.
Speaker 3: See one where he's like on his chair and oh
Speaker 3: I didn't see that. That's pretty good. That's a while ago.
Speaker 3: That one was a while ago that we can in.
Speaker 2: David Dobrik one that was pretty funny, fucking weird. We
Speaker 2: didn't even mention that.
Speaker 3: He came back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, what a fucking cycle.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm Jack now, don't you love me? His face?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a fucking cycle path smile. He actually has
Speaker 2: one of those, like I.
Speaker 3: Would say, mister Beast has it way worse. Of course,
Speaker 3: mister Bean's sold empty. That's it. Every even do break
Speaker 3: just looks kind of like crazy, like.
Speaker 2: I love, I love like all of all the gear,
Speaker 2: all the ship that he has in stores, like there's
Speaker 2: those Beast bars or whatever they're called in seven eleven
Speaker 2: and he's just like holding in. It's like, why does this?
Speaker 2: I don't want to take his face off of it?
Speaker 2: Maybe I would consider buying buying it that immediately it's
Speaker 2: like a wards me off from like why did to
Speaker 2: do anything with him?
Speaker 3: It's like one of those Japanese like papers that they
Speaker 3: put on trees to eat demons away exactly. It's like exactly,
Speaker 3: it's like I can't touch come to your house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like it's a yo. Guys, just repell it.
Speaker 2: Fu dude, no get near and you start burning. Mister
Speaker 2: my bar Derek. It's that's what he should have been, brother, mister.
Speaker 3: Mister the Globgo gab Ga lab having dyslexia, that would
Speaker 3: be would suck. Do you remember that thing what triple gay?
Speaker 3: Triple gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, triple g What is that? That guy who gabba
Speaker 2: is that fucking slug? Dude sucked until I can't breathe. No, Mom,
Speaker 2: I was trying. I was trying to make it.
Speaker 3: I was trying to make a sports jokes. I don't
Speaker 3: know anything about Like, yes, I was trying to make
Speaker 3: it completely.
Speaker 2: His name is very similar to that ass's Globgo gab
Speaker 2: Ga Lab.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's crazy Glovekin. Hold on, it's very it the
Speaker 3: glaby gab Ga Lab having dyslexia, licking the rust off
Speaker 3: my slutty little car, Mister nope Pants, the underdog of
Speaker 3: the shirt man verse.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I forgot about Gnadi Glovekin.
Speaker 3: That sounds fake as fun. That sounds like a spell
Speaker 3: that a fucking munchkin puts on someone you from ate
Speaker 3: all my fucking hot water and cabbage time to fucking
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like people from Kakistan or Kazakhstan are
Speaker 2: like real, you know what I mean. Kazakhstan, Yeah, like
Speaker 2: it just it doesn't seem like a real place.
Speaker 3: That's a bad plays that's just a set of bora.
Speaker 2: I feel like one Heavy Rain. Everyone there is just doomed.
Speaker 2: Everything is really like, like.
Speaker 3: This is racist.
Speaker 2: It is speaking of Heavy Rain. Should I actually I've
Speaker 2: never actually don't play.
Speaker 3: Heavy game is actually you might like it? Actually because
Speaker 3: it's if you if you all right, don't play it seriously,
Speaker 3: if you play it to funk up every single quick
Speaker 3: time event, Absolutely it's worth it.
Speaker 2: Hilarious because I've seen like almost everything there is to
Speaker 2: the game. But I've never actually sat.
Speaker 3: It's cumbersome to play, especially now because it's only on
Speaker 3: PS three. I pretty sure I think it's available on
Speaker 3: Steam now, is it really? I think it was. It
Speaker 3: was the only reason I think they did remastered or something.
Speaker 3: It was the only reason I considered playing it. Maybe. Look,
Speaker 3: I could be Gasoline. You might be right. I think
Speaker 3: the big ones that are still on pis they're stranded there,
Speaker 3: like Resistance and Kill and Infamous. The whole series is
Speaker 3: stuck on, which that's weird. Like Infamous was like what
Speaker 3: just put it on?
Speaker 2: Just stopped making more? They just stopped making more of
Speaker 2: them too.
Speaker 3: I mean that's fine. I just like, I just don't
Speaker 3: get why I can't play the original two totally, like
Speaker 3: I haven't. I never played the original Infamous all the
Speaker 3: way through.
Speaker 2: I never I only played a demo at like Target
Speaker 2: or same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a game, Yeah yeah, it's twenty bucks
Speaker 3: prototype thing pro experience.
Speaker 2: Prototype was so fucking fun. I thinks it was more
Speaker 2: of a it was more like a story driven game.
Speaker 2: Prototype was more of a sandbox for sure.
Speaker 3: So cool. I just installed a prototype two. I never
Speaker 3: played the second one.
Speaker 2: That's where I like, I was like, black doesn't have
Speaker 2: to stay black. I'm assuming that's why the sales were lower.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately. Actually probably, I actually don't think I think it's
Speaker 3: I can't kind of just character he's actually you know
Speaker 3: what I actually think it was. I don't think it
Speaker 3: was so much that he was black so much as
Speaker 3: it was like, it's not the same dude, It's like,
Speaker 3: why do I So that's what you think.
Speaker 2: But they got a fucking raging big and a surface.
Speaker 3: Well I just think back then specifically would have seen
Speaker 3: more exactly.
Speaker 10: He was so soulless though Alex Murcery was ale but
Speaker 10: he had that fucking he had that that two thousand
Speaker 10: and nine, this is cool kind of energy, you know
Speaker 10: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just the only I just feel like, uh,
Speaker 2: he's he's so unmemorable that I felt like it was
Speaker 2: completely fine to use somebody else. It was smarter to
Speaker 2: use the same person, right, if renew the sequel, like
Speaker 2: if you want to be smarter. But uh damn, I
Speaker 2: just hate that. Like when some games are trying to
Speaker 2: be progressive, I feel like it just unfortun it's just
Speaker 2: a it's just a identity thing. It's not even like
Speaker 2: necessary it's not actively racist, it's like passive, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. It's like, oh, I just I don't
Speaker 2: identify with this as much, so I'm just not that interested.
Speaker 3: But Protect was also like a very specific like that
Speaker 3: wasn't really like a huge hit, Like I loved it,
Speaker 3: but like it wasn't like a big game. So I
Speaker 3: think being a sequel in general was kind of like
Speaker 3: I bet that game had hit hard right now if
Speaker 3: they did a little remaster, because I didn't, Prototype would
Speaker 3: be so a new protopo.
Speaker 2: Both of them are so far I would just if
Speaker 2: they because the Prototype two actually looks okay, you gout,
Speaker 2: like it looks a lot better, like compared to the
Speaker 2: first one.
Speaker 3: Is it a P four game?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: No? No, no it was three yeah, so like but
Speaker 3: like the the the.
Speaker 2: Amount of time that because I think, uh, the tail
Speaker 2: end of the of the three sixty was when a Prototype.
Speaker 3: Two came out, yeah, like twenty twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 2: I feel was pretty sure twenty thirteen because I remember
Speaker 2: actively listening to a Vigil game Apocalypse and they were
Speaker 2: talking about it. I was before and I was looking
Speaker 2: at the graphics and I was like, this looks fucking
Speaker 2: way better than pro the first one.
Speaker 3: They got a better budget, I guess, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: The last one is.
Speaker 2: I love the first one.
Speaker 3: The graphics.
Speaker 2: Even when it came out, I was like, this game
Speaker 2: looks like ship, but I loved that. It didn't bother me.
Speaker 3: It was that in hulks Uh ever played Ultimate Destruction.
Speaker 3: I didn't play that, just prototype Prototype, but it's literally
Speaker 3: I think prototype it is just a reskin in that game.
Speaker 3: Actually that's great because it's really you pick up cars
Speaker 3: and hear them as gloves.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. You use the density power up so when
Speaker 2: you land, you land harder on the ground. So I
Speaker 2: just get the Dentsy April.
Speaker 3: Twenty fourth, Land Harder April twenty fourth, twenty twelve. Right,
Speaker 3: it's almost my birthday.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, damn.
Speaker 3: I was. Oh.
Speaker 2: I did start working at newg in twenty twelve, but
Speaker 2: I felt like at the at that time, I felt
Speaker 2: like I was in a different department. So I felt
Speaker 2: like I was twenty thirteen. But fucking brain, dude, Oh
Speaker 2: my brain just put me in this department in like
Speaker 2: a specific part. But like I couldn't have been working
Speaker 2: in that department in twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird. That's weird that mine is dumb,
Speaker 3: And it's really dumb because like I have a memory
Speaker 3: of me listening to it. Yeah, but it couldn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't track with the time.
Speaker 3: I have a memory of watching was at my other seat. Interesting,
Speaker 3: I have a memory of watching the Avengers in two
Speaker 3: thousand and five, So that's just wrong. But that's like, so,
Speaker 3: so that's just wrong. I like, I know, but I'm
Speaker 3: aware of it. But I vividly remember.
Speaker 2: Were you actual watching the Fantastic four?
Speaker 3: I think I, honestly, to be honest, I think I
Speaker 3: might have just had a dream that was very vivid
Speaker 3: that I was watching the Avengers in two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: That's funny, it happens.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've dreams a pretty wild ship where and
Speaker 2: then it comes true and I'm like, what are the
Speaker 2: odds of this?
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, that's just weird.
Speaker 2: I dreamed that I had a gun and I put
Speaker 2: it in my mouth, and then I woke up and
Speaker 2: the gun was in my mouth and I pulled the
Speaker 2: trigger like three times.
Speaker 3: I had a dream that I had to go pee,
Speaker 3: and then I went, I went, I went and went
Speaker 3: pe and then I woke up, and then later on
Speaker 3: that day I went P P in my bed and
Speaker 3: my dream I went, it's such a fucking that said
Speaker 3: chim Chery.
Speaker 2: Alright, chim Jimpery, what is with.
Speaker 3: This Jimperys not like Sween? All right, shut Swen with
Speaker 3: midget proportions but the same height.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love that, And we and we
Speaker 2: have another drawing, We have another illustration, another commission.
Speaker 3: Mostly tummy. What's stupid? A little loose? I love it
Speaker 3: due that's upsetting to imagine flash banging and epileptic because
Speaker 3: it's super effective on them. That's crazy. Shoving my head
Speaker 3: all the way up invisible woman's ass to suck on
Speaker 3: her colon, bers Berserker, Broley, Gap Shotting, Sweeney Snark Tank
Speaker 3: Live in Japan featuring Johnny Somali, Harry Potter. In the
Speaker 3: order of restraining, I'm awesome, tastic. Oh, I'm awesomeistic, nice
Speaker 3: am I buy ain't nothing but an ass ache? Fuck
Speaker 3: the guy ain't nothing but a mistake. Oh I see
Speaker 3: I am by.
Speaker 2: By problem is that Sh'S already gay, so like, what
Speaker 2: do you do?
Speaker 3: What do you do? Yeah, it's already like widely adopted.
Speaker 3: I bite children Derek. Poppy made metal listen to a
Speaker 3: new way out.
Speaker 2: But she's been making metal for a while though.
Speaker 3: No, that's what. I don't know anything about Poppy.
Speaker 2: The Bobby is just some chick that reminds me of
Speaker 2: a what's the the chick that Elon had kids with Grimes.
Speaker 2: She reminds me of Grimes, which I think they've even
Speaker 2: collapped before.
Speaker 3: I can't believe her name is Grimes.
Speaker 2: It sounds so grimy.
Speaker 3: That's her, like that's her government name too, is Grimes.
Speaker 3: But I guess that's my daughter Grimes. I guess that's
Speaker 3: what makes sense. I would do.
Speaker 2: I would probably do that too if I had a
Speaker 2: fucking name like that. I guess I'm just gonna use it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just gonna be the fucking Grime Grimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Poppy, Uh she I mean she's released albums the
Speaker 2: words she's like, ah, I'm Poppy. But then it's all
Speaker 2: heavy as ship and she's screaming now and stuff, and I.
Speaker 3: Just remember that high'd Poppy. I just remember That's all
Speaker 3: I remember. Yeah, I remember anything about it. She's very
Speaker 3: hit or miss from me. Yeah, her music well on whatever.
Speaker 3: Domination Vaughna the dead. Wah. Derek says God is great. Wah.
Speaker 3: Chris says New York pizza sucks, and was Sweeney says
Speaker 3: Digimont cards are cool.
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait Digitmond cards are cool? All right, aren't
Speaker 2: Does that mean?
Speaker 3: Well? It's his r? So is he implying that you
Speaker 3: are not that? You do you think this is why
Speaker 3: this is swen? Is that that's clever if he if
Speaker 3: that's what he meant to do, that's if it's not
Speaker 3: a typo and we haven't just read too much meaning
Speaker 3: into this as this customary of the human brain. I
Speaker 3: like the Jamon little bit.
Speaker 2: So you're you're walking, you're washing, you're the your yu r. Yeah,
Speaker 2: real Kingston, I don't know you kill them? You clearly
Speaker 2: walking his hairlines further back like those.
Speaker 3: Pictures of me when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna do your fucking cul de sac? No, doude,
Speaker 2: Come on, I don't want to cut my hair anymore
Speaker 2: in my life. I was probably not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: You well, you gotta cut it and shape it.
Speaker 3: Let me do it. No, you gotta figure it out.
Speaker 2: That ship's getting out of control, man, I have to
Speaker 2: cut it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it, and then I'm just gonna fucking
Speaker 3: like just just trim it. And then yeah, I think
Speaker 3: you should just do it once.
Speaker 2: I'll think about I'm not gonna say Yes'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say yes, think about it.
Speaker 3: I already thought, no, I think you should. I think
Speaker 3: it'll be dude. I think that's so dope. I think
Speaker 3: one day you're going to do it. You're gonna get
Speaker 3: the image, the photo of it, and you're gonna regret
Speaker 3: not doing it sooner. It's going to be so damn funny.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to do it.
Speaker 3: Dude. I'll do it too.
Speaker 2: I just don't have a flat top. But I'll do
Speaker 2: a cul de sac.
Speaker 3: All do it.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: We'll be like ridiculous. I will do it for three hundred. No,
Speaker 3: not that you're you're like you're like not prepared.
Speaker 2: You're like, no, I can have to go to a
Speaker 2: wedding relatively soon. Absolutely absolutely just go all like that.
Speaker 3: I have to go to two weddings, thank you. It'll
Speaker 3: be like the fagus looking that would will be like
Speaker 3: fucking amazing. You're like in a suit.
Speaker 2: That come on, man, now you have to no, now
Speaker 2: you have to.
Speaker 3: Now you have no choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you, Let's go shoot me. Dude, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't die for that. I don't like being alive very much.
Speaker 2: Will be honest, you wouldn't. There's no fucking way you
Speaker 2: would read the.
Speaker 3: Baby Derek is innocent slash hashtag free him. The incredible
Speaker 3: Hulk balls deep in a concrete mixer, fell asleep during
Speaker 3: the blotsy episode, and I think he gave me a
Speaker 3: lucid dreaming for the first time in my life. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This is a terrible It's a horrible one to lucid
Speaker 3: dream on to cats your predator. But it's Doctor Umar
Speaker 3: catching black men going out with white women. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: What a fuck? What a guy one woman roving band
Speaker 3: of raiders?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Doctor Umar is really funny. But whatever,
Speaker 2: I found my haunted cave dweller in my chat. Someone
Speaker 2: get this this white arctic monkey out of my chat.
Speaker 2: Someone come get this white bunchy house.
Speaker 3: Racis the doctor.
Speaker 2: I don't think I know Doctor You might recognize his
Speaker 2: face if you see him, but I know I know
Speaker 2: you don't like see his content. Yeah, we must stay strong.
Speaker 2: We must stay strong.
Speaker 3: Brother found my haunted sex style on my bed with
Speaker 3: his leg spread. I'm cooked. I yes, san piker, sexual deviant.
Speaker 3: You look familiar at all, maybe loosely, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's not an immediate clock.
Speaker 2: Like he's he makes a lot of content in his
Speaker 2: car and like he'll be on.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll be on, like I g live.
Speaker 2: And he's just of course, people are shipping on him
Speaker 2: and saying some dumb ship and he's like, hold on,
Speaker 2: I gotta get rid of this cave, this cave dweller
Speaker 2: in my chat. There's it's just like a lot of
Speaker 2: white people in his chat.
Speaker 3: It's great, uh, he says some wildly.
Speaker 2: He says, there's a lot of racism, misogynst I love
Speaker 2: I love the signifier. I love signifier. I really like him.
Speaker 2: But then he slips into moments where he gets a
Speaker 2: little too close to the doctor Umar at times, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you gotta brother, you gotta s he's this
Speaker 2: his his like his. The thing is that to be
Speaker 2: pro black technically, there's such a degree of fear that
Speaker 2: exists innately because of the experiences we've had in this
Speaker 2: country that leads to leads to an unfair presser. Brother,
Speaker 2: this guy sticks just not ready to hear.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to hear a quick little synopsis. It
Speaker 3: was like in seventeen seventies.
Speaker 2: He validates white artists in a way that are times
Speaker 2: that have been only beneficial to the community of hip
Speaker 2: hop and music in general, in a way that I
Speaker 2: think is very disrespectful and anthetical to the process of
Speaker 2: trying to make a more progressive state of racial interaction.
Speaker 2: And that's fair. I have a huge problem with it
Speaker 2: where I'm like, you, you sound so stupid. I agree
Speaker 2: some of his politics are. It reminds me of his
Speaker 2: song in a way where it's like, bro, you're going
Speaker 2: like way too much in the opposite direction where you're
Speaker 2: just being you're being like kind of silly with it
Speaker 2: right now, you're chugging the right way. Then you just
Speaker 2: start going on off a little bit far and it's
Speaker 2: like blood.
Speaker 3: Some of those people were like I listened to him
Speaker 3: for an extent period of time and like five, five
Speaker 3: to ten percent of the time, I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: why we lost.
Speaker 2: You're saying some and you're losing people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it's like, hey, calm down, and
Speaker 3: you don't see it. This is what's so frustrating.
Speaker 2: Calm the fuck down, dude.
Speaker 3: Uh suing my ex boyfriend for custody of our friends.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Uh hassan oh Hammas piker sexual Devian Bonell
Speaker 3: and horse pedo should suck each other to death. Where's
Speaker 3: the hit pieces on those fucking other guys horse people? Right,
Speaker 3: he's clearly got Oh I've read it as torpedo for
Speaker 3: some reason, horse torpedo. I read it as horse torpedo.
Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't think. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 3: but I like that horse torpedo.
Speaker 2: Horrifying fucking submarines just shooting horses out of They're shooting
Speaker 2: horses at other submarines.
Speaker 3: My dick card, my balls are numb. What is that?
Speaker 3: Brain stew tis? Why but a right? Let's stay try
Speaker 3: getting but dumb getting murdered by the entire United States
Speaker 3: military because some dog used to work at the White House,
Speaker 3: Indiana Crones and the Temple of Poo. Do you think
Speaker 3: snark tank led to Peewee coming out? Yes, and day.
Speaker 2: Buzz Casket rattled that.
Speaker 3: You do you think? Yeah? Okay, sorry, death Jack. The
Speaker 3: world's fastest Maori Chinese ladies playing with the tennis ball
Speaker 3: hair reel that I don't know she evens Chinese wrong.
Speaker 3: I show Arthur Morgan boys airs kill mock and my
Speaker 3: is yours.
Speaker 2: That would be cool.
Speaker 3: It would be sick as fuck. That's a crossover. I
Speaker 3: want to see. That's that should be their undead nightmare dude,
Speaker 3: like said zombies, just like put put Arthur Morgan in
Speaker 3: Greek mythology.
Speaker 2: Bro like a yo, dude, seeing like rock Star and
Speaker 2: Santa Monica collab, like that would be fucking some unpresident
Speaker 2: and like insane ship.
Speaker 3: That would be amazing. It would be Santa Monica punching
Speaker 3: very high above their weight in some way. But like
Speaker 3: that would be dope as fuck. Oh man, that would
Speaker 3: you kindly take on my ain is big meaty stings
Speaker 3: semen in semen In I by thick Knot Andy the
Speaker 3: man Who's handies and I'm back to st and forever
Speaker 3: Dandy Christkus's boy penis placing every dead eye shot on
Speaker 3: my own forehead. Uh. I live in Texas and I
Speaker 3: ain't going to Vegas to eat Roadhouse absolute horse piss.
Speaker 3: The in game currency and qualituty is called CP gigs.
Speaker 3: Jarvis analyzed venoms ass size. Every time Sweeney talks, I
Speaker 3: skip forward ten seconds. It's crazy. Word, that's so.
Speaker 2: Should either he pays. You should close your eyes and drive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's always a good idea, Like close youruys for are like,
Speaker 2: don't hope your eyes.
Speaker 3: Never hope your eyes.
Speaker 2: There'll be a coward. Just close your eyes and just
Speaker 2: fit the paddle.
Speaker 3: There'll be a coward. Drive with your eyes shot, be
Speaker 3: a man.
Speaker 2: Pedal to the metal, metal, and put your daughter in
Speaker 2: the car. One of those quests. Two is there a quest?
Speaker 3: Three? Now, yeah, it's a question. Yeah, one of those things.
Speaker 3: You're playing a driving game while you're driving. That just
Speaker 3: like as fu ma.
Speaker 2: Pay some except for while you're fucking driving on someone's
Speaker 2: fucking table at a restaurant, somebody else picks up your phone.
Speaker 3: He's doing really well, well look he paused, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: hell yeah, all right. The barista Devian should have wore
Speaker 3: a mask jumping into a stranger's hand as I am
Speaker 3: am morph into a gun so the police do the
Speaker 3: job for me. It's the perfect crime. Chevelle the coum
Speaker 3: his penis goo so gay now his dick I feel,
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's Chavelle's song.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not that well versus do you see
Speaker 2: the coum or say the com so, I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: it's probably the Red the song of Red.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe so laid down the thread is real? So
Speaker 3: what that? What was the lyrics? Gun? He says the
Speaker 3: com his penis goo so gay? Now his dick, I feel,
Speaker 3: so I guess his dick. I feel I don't know
Speaker 3: if that his because it's like they say, freak, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't. It was weird, like they're they're
Speaker 3: kind of one of those bands where I'm like, I
Speaker 3: didn't dislike them, they just kind I think I found
Speaker 3: them a little too late to get super into them.
Speaker 2: They're They're a band that I feel like I need
Speaker 2: to spread their gospel. They're fucking really good and and
Speaker 2: but also heavily just under. They're the extremely underrated.
Speaker 3: They're very under It's weird because I know they're good
Speaker 3: to like, every time I hear sell it's good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm just like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know one thing I like about them.
Speaker 3: They're ships so easy to play, so it's like the
Speaker 3: best stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, oh man, I can actually I'm a
Speaker 2: shitty musician, but I could play these songs.
Speaker 3: I like it. That's a lot of those bands though,
Speaker 3: to be fair. Yeah, it's like Shine Down or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like, can you can play Shining Oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 3: for sure, for sure. But yeah, fucking yeah, you livers
Speaker 3: of Berry make fun of me.
Speaker 2: It's a song I'm gonna put up. You know what
Speaker 2: anybody I'm gonna put I'm gonna put out a Chevelle
Speaker 2: playlist so you can get their greatest hits. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: like I don't because I don't react, but they have
Speaker 2: too many albums at this point to like get into them.
Speaker 2: But I'll cherry pick like the best shit and then
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh yeah, this is all I need.
Speaker 2: This is it, and then anybody else I'm gonna post
Speaker 2: it somewhere and then anybody can have ask us to
Speaker 2: do it, because.
Speaker 3: They're pretty fucking solid. Kevin Durant's Feet, doctor Manlover, How
Speaker 3: I learned to stop worrying and love the cock? Fuck
Speaker 3: you I am paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants.
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope you only come sand forever. Fuck Face, Unstoppable,
Speaker 3: cardboard Pie, Spumbafutterers, jolly old dipshit the ace of parades,
Speaker 3: gaping Urethra can't believe we're getting segregation before GT six
Speaker 3: head on to snart tank dot shop to pick up
Speaker 3: our new scumbag cumrags. The best way to wipe up
Speaker 3: that gross shit Martian manfucker and the attack of the
Speaker 3: Orthodox Christians walking through the street sipping seamen like a
Speaker 3: gin and juice. No, no, I'm fienan suck a penis
Speaker 3: bat a fucking dude, don't know what that is? Gin juice?
Speaker 3: How is that?
Speaker 2: Snoop dog?
Speaker 3: Oh? I guess yeah, Gay Max.
Speaker 2: In a gatoring my tummy and take all my tummy
Speaker 2: and my penis on his thigh.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, you gotta relax. You get relaxed. Dude.
Speaker 3: You're being like, you're being a silly billy. You should
Speaker 3: be a silly and William right now? Yeah, silly and William.
Speaker 2: That's a good name. Yeah, finally finally locked in my
Speaker 2: son's name, Cilium Williams Sillium Pilot, the dumbest. That's not
Speaker 2: a that's not a title.
Speaker 3: Use that you name your son disabled disabled? Ooh, I
Speaker 3: like that the pilot kind of my son is my
Speaker 3: son disabled? Pilot is just.
Speaker 2: Disabled huh is he forty disabled?
Speaker 3: Forty don't say that. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't mean like he's a robot. Yeah, forty is
Speaker 2: a robot. I'm from the West Coast. I don't about anybody.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm a little round.
Speaker 3: I'm sure turketing forty is a not.
Speaker 2: I don't mean personality wise. I think he's literally a
Speaker 2: clown the way he sounds, because if you put makeup
Speaker 2: on him, he'd be like, oh yeah, because he he goes.
Speaker 2: He sounds like this, and I'm like, that's how a
Speaker 2: clown would talk about.
Speaker 3: Right, it's he I'm a clown. He sounds like a
Speaker 3: clown talking in reverse. Shout forty. I like forty, but
Speaker 3: he's just like.
Speaker 2: Like he literally.
Speaker 3: Because the rash is big enough to set a cup
Speaker 3: on a booty snaps. I feel like I'm get beaten up.
Speaker 3: What disrespecting, like a like an O G is you
Speaker 3: know what? Yeah? Absolutely yeah, I feel like beating numbers
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Let's motherfucker's love forty O G.
Speaker 3: That's a fucking that's what was he named after? Fucking
Speaker 3: the worst W forty W for he was literally he
Speaker 3: was literally he was just drinking. This is great he
Speaker 3: was playing. He was playing battleship with his cousin. He
Speaker 3: was like, wait a minute, what forty damn? It was
Speaker 3: big battlefield.
Speaker 2: I want to play.
Speaker 3: I want to play that ship, dude, I'm playing big battleship.
Speaker 2: He was literally named after forty ounces, though I think
Speaker 2: he probably what like he used to like drink him like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, because he's called forty water. He would drink water.
Speaker 3: He would drink.
Speaker 2: I'll drink the forty water was probably Ernest forty forty
Speaker 2: forty and his name is Ard forty.
Speaker 3: Edwards forty Stark all right, Uh, shooting in a gate
Speaker 3: raid bottle Stiltson, Uh, keeping my dick to hate funk
Speaker 3: The life out of Elon Musk Auxiliary Enjoyer, Smitchie the Kid,
Speaker 3: Jesse Lee Peterson Sings, Sings Hakuna Matata, She pipkin on
Speaker 3: my pippa Ichi ban kasuga.
Speaker 2: The way you're eating that, it's rabbit.
Speaker 3: You know you're not taking enough away from it. Jesus
Speaker 3: Star Coffee, scrow scrow tour, the bulbarian scrotor scarrot. It's
Speaker 3: pretty good, post post post clarity nut. Wait, who's that
Speaker 3: supposed to be barbarian? But it doesn't end with or something.
Speaker 3: I think it's just I think it's just a general,
Speaker 3: kind of old sounding name for a barber. I think
Speaker 3: it's kind of generic. I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 3: he meant it to be like specifically coning. I think
Speaker 3: it's just like this is me. I'm okay, a scro
Speaker 3: tour that is good. Uh can you see him in
Speaker 3: a photo combat scroll? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah it's Arnold right, Yeah, you see like it's it's
Speaker 2: actually kind of funny Arnold Snagger and yeah, the new
Speaker 2: one and the new one. Yeah, he's multiple a multiple one.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We said I love Oh you guys didn't answer me.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think it's a you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I wrote, that's a great idea, and then I thought, said,
Speaker 3: I never said. I actually do that way too often.
Speaker 3: It happened sincerely, because then like a notification will pop
Speaker 3: up and I'll be like, I'm a scentic because I
Speaker 3: wrote it out. Yeah, why would I? Why wouldn't. I
Speaker 3: don't do that. What I do is that way.
Speaker 5: I checked something. I'm like, that's really cool. I wonder
Speaker 5: if I that just says nothing about it, and I'm like, not,
Speaker 5: I don't care that fast. I'm so apathetic.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, even when it comes to like business
Speaker 2: propositions and stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 2: That that Wow shirt is a great idea that I Okay,
Speaker 2: well this guys that out of the pocket, well.
Speaker 3: Figured that for sure, Because that's great. I like the
Speaker 3: idea of the shirt being because Stevie wonder right, who
Speaker 3: is it written? Oh my god? You did that?
Speaker 1: You me, Louis.
Speaker 3: I think this shirt should almost be Louis Armstrong, Like
Speaker 3: the words should be Louis Armstrong saying wow. Like he
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck could this shirt possibly? What
Speaker 3: the fuck? Wow? But I love the idea reporting my
Speaker 3: com to the unconscious. I see agent's face. Uh, Brian
Speaker 3: stepping forward valiantly. Go I'll distract him. Brian, No, just go.
Speaker 3: It's what I owe you after everything you did for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm reading at this point.
Speaker 2: It's getting there.
Speaker 3: It'll wrap up at one point, it'll wrap up, and
Speaker 3: one day we'll have a narrative. Craig the Canadian, it
Speaker 3: appears my superiority has led some controversy. It's a boy
Speaker 3: shawn Ey d cream by Wu Tang gay rules, everything
Speaker 3: about me come in my booty out talking on a
Speaker 3: dick y'all friendly neighborhood friendly neighborhood sex offender.
Speaker 2: Uh, serving was no job. I thought you're gonna put
Speaker 2: some gain it though I don't know how to make
Speaker 2: that game. I grew up dick fucking assholes. I like
Speaker 2: meant a lot sexually.
Speaker 3: Servius Agent two six seven r F Gay Junior sucked
Speaker 3: up Ship presents a type of tumor that grows teeth, hair,
Speaker 3: and eyeballs. They were on him so bad, it was insane.
Speaker 3: He was. I agree. When I was at Paul's, we
Speaker 3: were all just we spent like a good thirty minutes
Speaker 3: doing that boy doing the boys. I like you niggas.
Speaker 3: There was such a good bit there too that I
Speaker 3: wish I could remember. God damn it, niggast Ship on me.
Speaker 2: I can't stand him.
Speaker 3: Bro, we're talking about like like we were talking about
Speaker 3: him on Marvel Rivals. It's like, oh, okay, so we're
Speaker 3: all just dps.
Speaker 2: I guess everybody wants to be.
Speaker 3: Insane.
Speaker 2: I was gonna play competitive, because of course people do.
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to be to Everybody wants to be the.
Speaker 3: Person that you know.
Speaker 2: It's not that you gotta somebody, please, we're so behind,
Speaker 2: and then it would be like, okay, I need a
Speaker 2: DPS and then somebody would get like fucking uh, like
Speaker 2: fucking doctor Strange or some ship, and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: The way people play that game has insane to me.
Speaker 3: Dude, he's not I would.
Speaker 5: It shows me why organizations don't work because of the
Speaker 5: fact that people can't work. People can't like, if you
Speaker 5: play a game like that, you should learn how to
Speaker 5: play at least one character in every line.
Speaker 2: You know, at least be like half decent. Are you
Speaker 2: willing to try? Everybody's like I'm going to be competitive
Speaker 2: about it? Sure, Yeah, I don't care about that game.
Speaker 2: I haven't I haven't stepped on one foot in the
Speaker 2: comp because I don't even know what them just not.
Speaker 3: Should be. Take it out of the game, dude. It's frustrating,
Speaker 3: like not getting Spider Man and watching people play Spider
Speaker 3: Man terribly. It's so frustrating. I just don't know what
Speaker 3: you're doing.
Speaker 2: I like Spider Man, so he keeps there.
Speaker 3: You have to take him out.
Speaker 2: I think he's massively nerve his webs way. I think
Speaker 2: Spider Man is so not that amazing. In a game.
Speaker 2: He's really fucking fun to play. You're a fucking dumb
Speaker 2: ass bitch.
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say anything racist because I still want
Speaker 3: to get by John. I think it's the only character
Speaker 3: that again, that plays even remotely okay, like everybody else
Speaker 3: feels like they're playing. It's like molasses or something. It's
Speaker 3: fucking ridiculous. Could I call him a codes?
Speaker 2: You know, I said it, Well, well, you're hurting my
Speaker 2: throat when you're making that voice.
Speaker 3: Stop please, all right, all right, we gotta alright, letting
Speaker 3: Chris know he is an existentialist and not a nihilist. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I guess that's Oh yeah, that's what
Speaker 3: we were talking about. I guess, so, I guess that
Speaker 3: makes sense. Billy Joe Armstrong speaking in American Idiot Melody,
Speaker 3: getting on Jay Z's podcast and having decays in the
Speaker 3: Empire state of mind, it's okay to punch Nazis, slip
Speaker 3: and stroke and smoke and joking. Emoticon's going like this,
Speaker 3: Drip image, Lord of All Drip. Lily forcing her dad
Speaker 3: to kill a baby raccoon is literally sociopathic behavior. That
Speaker 3: wasn't Lily with any of it wasn't Lily. It's the mom.
Speaker 3: That's not how I remember it.
Speaker 5: The way that they that they're so the way that
Speaker 5: some people are so anti animals scares me. It's like,
Speaker 5: what that's a little creature? Like call someone, They come
Speaker 5: and get them. Literally, they come and take them. Oh,
Speaker 5: we want to blow put it in a box and
Speaker 5: then give it food and then give it to somebody.
Speaker 3: Whereas Against recorded their new vocals in between Sweet's teeth,
Speaker 3: I have nothing to say. I eat bear necks bears.
Speaker 2: Right after what you're done with that raccoon?
Speaker 3: Will you give it to I have ideas for it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna build a ford out of all of the
Speaker 3: carcasses I've collected over my many years of study.
Speaker 2: Builds a ford out of raccoons.
Speaker 3: They want to protect me from the vaccine.
Speaker 2: We have to take doctor Strange out of rivals.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm Joe Rogan. Stopped doing that. That's not funny.
Speaker 3: I don't want to I'm Joe Rogan. That's I'm a comedian.
Speaker 2: Apparently there might be he might have hacked Trump's Twitter.
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently that's a real that's a real picture. Apparently
Speaker 2: someone hacked his Twitter. Yes, but apparently that's a real
Speaker 2: picture of him too.
Speaker 3: That's so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he.
Speaker 3: Was like a drawing of like like those fat angels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is correct. So when that picture got on Earth,
Speaker 2: there was a person that made a replica of that.
Speaker 2: I think in New York. Somewhere in New York they
Speaker 2: made like a statue and it was inspired by I.
Speaker 3: Print that on our shirt and sell it.
Speaker 2: I would we should take all these images we see
Speaker 2: that other people make and then take them and print
Speaker 2: them and make money off of it.
Speaker 3: I did not tell them, well, I have no problem
Speaker 3: making money off of Trump. Oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like he's fucking selling Chinese Bibles and Chinese fake fucking Gibsons.
Speaker 3: And ship do you see that? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's just selling fucking Chinese fucking Gibson's essentially. And
Speaker 2: then Gibson were like, hey stop, like it was the
Speaker 2: it was the body of like a fucking les Paul,
Speaker 2: you know, and like, hey, bro, no, like he's gotten
Speaker 2: multiple He's such a The fact that people are just
Speaker 2: fine with it is so wild.
Speaker 3: It was just such a low bar for quality. Anyway,
Speaker 3: back to our amazing show. As he recorded the new
Speaker 3: vocals between in between Sweeney's teeth giving my ss number
Speaker 3: to the hot singles in my area. Good idea, dude. Nice?
Speaker 3: Uh will the one who will the one who pays
Speaker 3: your bills, Jarvis take me off Epstein's Black Book. God
Speaker 3: made Us unfinished. Now it's my job to fix us.
Speaker 3: Kingston was ultimate read Richards becoming the Maker rushed? Nah? Okay, No,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's rushed. It was.
Speaker 2: It took a while to happen to the point where
Speaker 2: he is now. It took a long man. It's like
Speaker 2: maybe like.
Speaker 3: What like maybe fifteen years? Sixteen years? Okay? Wait? Five
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Speaker 3: banging Colleen last Halloween bars clearly Puppini brothers Carl urb
Speaker 3: been daring Jackquaid to dip his hand in a deep
Speaker 3: friar after the Novocaine movie Don Donkerson, did you did
Speaker 3: you ever hear of the weekend song about being a
Speaker 3: virgin that he did for American Dad? Yes, gade six,
Speaker 3: bring me yes, it's real, bring me the three guys. Then,
Speaker 3: what what do you mean the hack?
Speaker 2: Because uh, Matt Bender, Oh yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 2: a credible person looks like a fucking homeless person. But
Speaker 2: he looked incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't like him personally, but like he's he
Speaker 3: doesn't usually lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's a good place, like a homeless person, like I
Speaker 3: look it up, but he does.
Speaker 2: He does a show on Uh, he'll do like a
Speaker 2: majority report show sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I just looked at him and I was like like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're saying the right things, but I can't get like
Speaker 2: past all dishoveled. So he actually got hat apparently, but
Speaker 2: because Matt Bender wouldn't damn funny.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's good.
Speaker 2: But the weird thing is there's not enough people talking
Speaker 2: about it. Well, well you know why, I guess so,
Speaker 2: I guess it's probably getting buried.
Speaker 3: I guess that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's crazy you brought that up, Like, well, I wonder why.
Speaker 2: I guess even just people that we know, I'm just
Speaker 2: not seeing like the right people saying anything about it.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe they're unaware Trump's got a baby dick
Speaker 3: right now. I mean, yeah, your your ear accounts can
Speaker 3: be gone. Yeah, probably where are we at? No, I
Speaker 3: don't know. We may have to start over. I think
Speaker 3: kill Oh, bring me to three guys, then so you cope,
Speaker 3: so you can, so you can throw me through the
Speaker 3: woods tomorrow watch me come back drinking from your whole sack.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what any of this is.
Speaker 3: Mm hm oh bring me the three guys then, so
Speaker 3: you're trying to say, bring me the horizon as a
Speaker 3: rough man. Oh no, you can't just throw then at
Speaker 3: the end to make it wrng yeah t h A
Speaker 3: N like come on pp? How did Twitch think that
Speaker 3: ads that mute the stream could possibly be a good idea?
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't even know what's going
Speaker 3: on with that. What was that? I don't watch enough
Speaker 3: Twitch to even experience that. Oh yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: what happened. Fuck the chiefs. Hey, my dad used to
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Speaker 3: that song where of while the Cowboy's gone, it's the
Speaker 3: same thing where all the hot topic.
Speaker 2: Bitches to be photoshoped, and I'm like, honey, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's photoshop. I think this is very real. Are
Speaker 2: you talking about the Trump's ditch still Trump's fucking eee
Speaker 2: pee wee thing that we moved on to.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. I love that. We gotta we gotta do
Speaker 3: a little more investigation. We'll come back to it. Chris
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Speaker 3: think you are? I am? So somebody sent me the
Speaker 3: context for that. By the way, who do you think
Speaker 3: you are? I am? There's like this I guess it's
Speaker 3: like this bowling championship where this guy he like, I
Speaker 3: wish I had it. It was it was tagged on
Speaker 3: my old account they got. But it was like some
Speaker 3: bowling champion where like he does this this thing and
Speaker 3: he I guess breaks a record or something. It's like
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, That's what I'm talking about. Who do
Speaker 3: you think you are. I am. It's just like this
Speaker 3: old guy who's like really happy, but it's just like
Speaker 3: it's like, oh yeah, that's just specific. That's a specific
Speaker 3: as reference though. That's crazy Pelvis Cocktello and the same
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Speaker 3: what to do. I don't know what to do. Man,
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Speaker 3: list as always.
Speaker 1: The King.
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Speaker 3: thank you all.
Speaker 2: Why, Yes, Actually I forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot the thing that I was going to
Speaker 2: say that I hear all the time, but now I'm
Speaker 2: like unconfident about. It's one of those things like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've heard it so much, but I'm not actually one
Speaker 2: under missing sure, so I'm not gonna say it. That's
Speaker 2: cool by