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Speaker 1: one one, w'd shay? Are are more trips today? Three
Speaker 1: in all that come with one thousand dollars cash price.
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Speaker 1: month for our iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 2: Think about that.
Speaker 3: A trip for you and a guest whoever you choose, hotel, room, flight,
Speaker 3: great concert and oh yeah, one thousand dollars spending money.
Speaker 3: Can you hear the keyword first of three at nine
Speaker 3: uh nine oh five?
Speaker 2: Just text off two hundred, two hundred.
Speaker 1: We'll remind you when we get closer. Let's begin in Laredo, Texas.
Speaker 1: Uh say hello and meet uh the pe coach at
Speaker 1: CIGAROA High School in Laredo. That would be coach Rolando Ramos.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the high school? Cigarello?
Speaker 1: Cigaroa cigaroa high school cigarette cigarette high.
Speaker 3: I lent to that, Yeah, Winter Park High went. My
Speaker 3: day was sighai man. We had smoking lounds. Just reminiscent
Speaker 3: that a couple of weeks ago, sony ago. We had
Speaker 3: a blank and smoking lounge in our high school.
Speaker 2: Christine went to park. That's the best good times out there.
Speaker 1: Heck, we're so old. That's back when smoking was considered classy,
Speaker 1: A nice long capri. I wouldn't go that far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those SIGs, those are girls sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally girls and old ladies, all right. So anyway,
Speaker 3: Virginia slim, same kind of yeah, same field.
Speaker 1: Rolando Ramos, Uh, he's he's also he's also the quarterbacks
Speaker 1: coach for the high school football team there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the pe coaches always have dual roles.
Speaker 2: So you remember that it was it was.
Speaker 3: Oh, coach so and so, who's the great football coach?
Speaker 3: He's also drivers o teacher.
Speaker 1: Coach Ramos called the police there in Laredo to report
Speaker 1: that hooker he had hired stole his money without providing
Speaker 1: services hundred bucks wanted their help and tracking her down
Speaker 1: and getting his cash back. They did ultimately locate the
Speaker 1: sex worker, but it's not clear if he did indeed
Speaker 1: get his cash back or not.
Speaker 3: Come on, boys, is me coach? You know from the
Speaker 3: games Friday night Lights. You've seen me out there many times.
Speaker 1: However, the school did say they immediately put him on
Speaker 1: administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.
Speaker 2: Gee, I wonder who it's gonna be the outcome.
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars Laredo stripper or a hooker.
Speaker 3: But I mean you gotta figure if he's getting the
Speaker 3: hooker and it's right, what do you think a.
Speaker 1: Hundred probably wasted? What do you think a hundred bucks
Speaker 1: gets you from a prostitute in Laredo?
Speaker 2: Everything's big in Texas right near the border.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd probably gets you a nice little sweets, right,
Speaker 3: that's my call.
Speaker 2: I mean i'd be.
Speaker 4: Like, but that's thirty. I mean, what do you get it?
Speaker 4: You're not spending the night for the hundred. N No,
Speaker 4: it's a step above my head. It's okay.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I was making the.
Speaker 3: Face to Pat but no, like I said, the reason
Speaker 3: why he called because you know, damn well, he was
Speaker 3: making the face the Will Ferrell face from wedding crashers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the funeral card.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I mentioned, you know, he had to be wasted
Speaker 3: if it's he's calling the cops over a hundred bucks,
Speaker 3: and it's it's and he's getting a hooker and he's there,
Speaker 3: all of it together equals yeah, Coach had a few
Speaker 3: too many.
Speaker 1: As long as we're on the sex topic, a pharmacy
Speaker 1: in the UK is getting in the news after their
Speaker 1: ten tips for using a condom. Post one in particular,
Speaker 1: is getting some attention. Yeah early if you're uh the
Speaker 1: iron Man and your love sessions are extended love sessions.
Speaker 1: The pharmacy says that you need to change your condom
Speaker 1: after thirty minutes of action. What huh?
Speaker 2: Please? Whoever those guys are stop you give love a
Speaker 2: bad name.
Speaker 1: Just a moment, honey. I know I'm mister duration here,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna change out my directs.
Speaker 2: Honey.
Speaker 3: Do you see this news special? These guys are lasting
Speaker 3: thirty minutes three pound chounds? What'd you just call me?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Denise? What was that? Oh? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: please don't stop. This is amazing.
Speaker 3: You're making the face again, you know, like little Farrell
Speaker 3: from Wedding Crashers.
Speaker 1: All right, so any of you are you know, thirty yeah,
Speaker 1: just in mind. And they're saying that's because of the
Speaker 1: NonStop friction undoubtedly that you have been responsible for. Can
Speaker 1: wear that thing thin?
Speaker 3: I'm sure that pe Coach, after as much as he
Speaker 3: drank to be dumb enough to call the cops over
Speaker 3: a hooker, he had to be probably thirty nine minutes straight.
Speaker 3: Hold on, honey, you're Anchero special. I'm getting everything I
Speaker 3: can out of this.
Speaker 2: I'm just waited to lats.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Douglas, Tennessee for this one taco Bob.
Speaker 1: We go to a local laundromat there in Douglas.
Speaker 3: I do know about laundromats, unfortunately, because of buying a
Speaker 3: dryer that just like everybody else's dryer, they kind of suck.
Speaker 1: You might want to help David Bennett, fifty five year
Speaker 1: old out on the ins and outs of laundromat etiquette.
Speaker 1: When you're at the laundromat doing your laundry, that doesn't
Speaker 1: include taking the clothes off that you're wearing while waiting for.
Speaker 3: The who's just trying to get the most out of
Speaker 3: his quarters, but you know, just to make clean.
Speaker 1: Every load comes in, but he had nothing else on.
Speaker 1: He comes in, it's the stuff in takes his shirt
Speaker 1: and pants.
Speaker 3: Off, but he's still o't on unders underpants, right, that's just.
Speaker 1: It removed his pants. That's all the details are.
Speaker 2: God, they need to verify if he's in his underpants,
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 1: Know you're trying to as a break.
Speaker 3: If he is, I'm gonna side with him and say
Speaker 3: you want those clothes that you could wear tomorrow clean now.
Speaker 1: Not only that, but.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody at the Costco the other day.
Speaker 1: Hotter than hell.
Speaker 3: Sometimes in a laundromat, Yeah, you gotta go to a
Speaker 3: good one. I have a real good one. But that
Speaker 3: shows how much together because my dryer sucks so bad.
Speaker 2: Pat. I saw somebody at a Costco. You know how
Speaker 2: they have the clothing.
Speaker 3: I know it's total squirrel, but you know, you know
Speaker 3: how they have the clothing. Yeah, so I try and
Speaker 3: pants on. He was trying jeans on in the middle
Speaker 3: of the Costco. They don't have a changing room there.
Speaker 3: I you're supposed to.
Speaker 2: I know, you're supposed to just hold them up and eyeball,
Speaker 2: it aren't you.
Speaker 1: They're really good with the return hands, sir. They're really
Speaker 1: good with the return policy at Costco. If you get
Speaker 1: a moment they don't exactly fit right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he might not have taken the pants off, but
Speaker 3: this gentleman, I can't even say gentlemen.
Speaker 2: He pulled jeans in the middle of the aisle.
Speaker 3: He's doing this, and he's doing the right leg up,
Speaker 3: pull it, left leg up, pull it off, and and
Speaker 3: I seeing Brandon there was the new thing on the
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