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<v Speaker 1>No one with Lichtaco on Orlando's rock station one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one, w'd shay? Are are more trips today? Three

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<v Speaker 1>in all that come with one thousand dollars cash price.

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<v Speaker 1>Send you a guest out to Vegas join us next

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<v Speaker 1>month for our iHeartRadio Music Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about that.

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<v Speaker 3>A trip for you and a guest whoever you choose, hotel, room, flight,

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<v Speaker 3>great concert and oh yeah, one thousand dollars spending money.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hear the keyword first of three at nine

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<v Speaker 3>uh nine oh five?

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<v Speaker 2>Just text off two hundred, two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll remind you when we get closer. Let's begin in Laredo, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh say hello and meet uh the pe coach at

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<v Speaker 1>CIGAROA High School in Laredo. That would be coach Rolando Ramos.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the name of the high school? Cigarello?

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<v Speaker 1>Cigaroa cigaroa high school cigarette cigarette high.

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<v Speaker 3>I lent to that, Yeah, Winter Park High went. My

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<v Speaker 3>day was sighai man. We had smoking lounds. Just reminiscent

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<v Speaker 3>that a couple of weeks ago, sony ago. We had

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<v Speaker 3>a blank and smoking lounge in our high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Christine went to park. That's the best good times out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Heck, we're so old. That's back when smoking was considered classy,

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<v Speaker 1>A nice long capri. I wouldn't go that far. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>those SIGs, those are girls sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, totally girls and old ladies, all right. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>Virginia slim, same kind of yeah, same field.

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<v Speaker 1>Rolando Ramos, Uh, he's he's also he's also the quarterbacks

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<v Speaker 1>coach for the high school football team there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the pe coaches always have dual roles.

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<v Speaker 2>So you remember that it was it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, coach so and so, who's the great football coach?

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<v Speaker 3>He's also drivers o teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Coach Ramos called the police there in Laredo to report

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<v Speaker 1>that hooker he had hired stole his money without providing

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<v Speaker 1>services hundred bucks wanted their help and tracking her down

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<v Speaker 1>and getting his cash back. They did ultimately locate the

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<v Speaker 1>sex worker, but it's not clear if he did indeed

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<v Speaker 1>get his cash back or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, boys, is me coach? You know from the

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<v Speaker 3>games Friday night Lights. You've seen me out there many times.

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<v Speaker 1>However, the school did say they immediately put him on

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<v Speaker 1>administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.

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<v Speaker 2>Gee, I wonder who it's gonna be the outcome.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred dollars Laredo stripper or a hooker.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean you gotta figure if he's getting the

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<v Speaker 3>hooker and it's right, what do you think a.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundred probably wasted? What do you think a hundred bucks

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<v Speaker 1>gets you from a prostitute in Laredo?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's big in Texas right near the border.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'd probably gets you a nice little sweets, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that's my call.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean i'd be.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, but that's thirty. I mean, what do you get it?

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<v Speaker 4>You're not spending the night for the hundred. N No,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a step above my head. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I was making the.

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<v Speaker 3>Face to Pat but no, like I said, the reason

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<v Speaker 3>why he called because you know, damn well, he was

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<v Speaker 3>making the face the Will Ferrell face from wedding crashers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the funeral card.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I mentioned, you know, he had to be wasted

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<v Speaker 3>if it's he's calling the cops over a hundred bucks,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's it's and he's getting a hooker and he's there,

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<v Speaker 3>all of it together equals yeah, Coach had a few

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<v Speaker 3>too many.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as we're on the sex topic, a pharmacy

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK is getting in the news after their

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<v Speaker 1>ten tips for using a condom. Post one in particular,

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<v Speaker 1>is getting some attention. Yeah early if you're uh the

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<v Speaker 1>iron Man and your love sessions are extended love sessions.

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<v Speaker 1>The pharmacy says that you need to change your condom

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<v Speaker 1>after thirty minutes of action. What huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Please? Whoever those guys are stop you give love a

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<v Speaker 2>bad name.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a moment, honey. I know I'm mister duration here,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna change out my directs.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you see this news special? These guys are lasting

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<v Speaker 3>thirty minutes three pound chounds? What'd you just call me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Denise? What was that? Oh? Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>please don't stop. This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>You're making the face again, you know, like little Farrell

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<v Speaker 3>from Wedding Crashers.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so any of you are you know, thirty yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just in mind. And they're saying that's because of the

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<v Speaker 1>NonStop friction undoubtedly that you have been responsible for. Can

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<v Speaker 1>wear that thing thin?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure that pe Coach, after as much as he

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<v Speaker 3>drank to be dumb enough to call the cops over

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<v Speaker 3>a hooker, he had to be probably thirty nine minutes straight.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, honey, you're Anchero special. I'm getting everything I

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<v Speaker 3>can out of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just waited to lats.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Douglas, Tennessee for this one taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>We go to a local laundromat there in Douglas.

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<v Speaker 3>I do know about laundromats, unfortunately, because of buying a

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<v Speaker 3>dryer that just like everybody else's dryer, they kind of suck.

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<v Speaker 1>You might want to help David Bennett, fifty five year

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<v Speaker 1>old out on the ins and outs of laundromat etiquette.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're at the laundromat doing your laundry, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>include taking the clothes off that you're wearing while waiting for.

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<v Speaker 3>The who's just trying to get the most out of

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<v Speaker 3>his quarters, but you know, just to make clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Every load comes in, but he had nothing else on.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes in, it's the stuff in takes his shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Off, but he's still o't on unders underpants, right, that's just.

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<v Speaker 1>It removed his pants. That's all the details are.

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<v Speaker 2>God, they need to verify if he's in his underpants,

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<v Speaker 2>because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know you're trying to as a break.

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<v Speaker 3>If he is, I'm gonna side with him and say

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<v Speaker 3>you want those clothes that you could wear tomorrow clean now.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only that, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw somebody at the Costco the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Hotter than hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes in a laundromat, Yeah, you gotta go to a

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<v Speaker 3>good one. I have a real good one. But that

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<v Speaker 3>shows how much together because my dryer sucks so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat. I saw somebody at a Costco. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>they have the clothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's total squirrel, but you know, you know

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<v Speaker 3>how they have the clothing. Yeah, so I try and

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<v Speaker 3>pants on. He was trying jeans on in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the Costco. They don't have a changing room there.

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<v Speaker 3>I you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, you're supposed to just hold them up and eyeball,

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<v Speaker 2>it aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're really good with the return hands, sir. They're really

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<v Speaker 1>good with the return policy at Costco. If you get

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<v Speaker 1>a moment they don't exactly fit right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he might not have taken the pants off, but

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<v Speaker 3>this gentleman, I can't even say gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>He pulled jeans in the middle of the aisle.

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<v Speaker 3>He's doing this, and he's doing the right leg up,

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<v Speaker 3>pull it, left leg up, pull it off, and and

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<v Speaker 3>I seeing Brandon there was the new thing on the

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<v Speaker 3>back saying you know not purchase you.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat that part of Hami lynchintago on demand. Tell Lothy

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<v Speaker 2>I

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<v Speaker 1>Heard you out Hey there Lynch and