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<v Speaker 1>The average American melts their face off. Sonic is the

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<v Speaker 1>King of the Castle. Batman theme no no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no delayed again has truck theme. Momo is back

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<v Speaker 1>and he's better than ever. DJ Kellied voice on nutha one.

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<v Speaker 1>What if your series ends and no one cares? The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest crossover event since Alan Iverson. I shouldn't have said

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<v Speaker 1>an event since Alan Iverson in two thousand and one,

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<v Speaker 1>but First News dumps butchered the shit out of those heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't read the parentheses. That's the whole point of the parentheses,

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<v Speaker 2>as you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know that. How would I know? It's a stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Direction, you know, fucking grow up? It acts like you've

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<v Speaker 2>been there before. Aren't you supposed to be the professional.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, Mack, you wrote there in the headlines about

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<v Speaker 1>Americans burning their faces off, and that is because PC

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<v Speaker 1>magazine dot com says that the average American has spent

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half months on their in the year

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four. And this is taken from a survey

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<v Speaker 1>on reviews dot org.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so three months would be a quarter of the year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's a little under that, but above a fifth

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<v Speaker 2>or above a sixth. So think about that per day. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say generously people are sleeping six hours, so eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>hours in a day. Ten percent of that is.

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<v Speaker 1>What stop with the math of eighteen hours, stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like an hour hour fifty minutes maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so double that.

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<v Speaker 2>So people are spending like three hours a day on

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<v Speaker 2>their phone. I think it's even more than that, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it for most people, it's more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it is up forty two percent from last year,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of alarming. But let me read off

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<v Speaker 1>some of these stats and let's see if you do

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<v Speaker 1>this and I do this. Eighty point six percent of

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<v Speaker 1>people check their phones within ten minutes of waking up.

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<v Speaker 1>I do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my phone is my alarm clock, so of course

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<v Speaker 2>I do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But when you turn would you just hit snooze

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<v Speaker 1>or do you start checking Twitter?

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<v Speaker 2>And shit? Oh? I snooze like the first three?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that eventually I've read that hitting snooze is

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<v Speaker 1>bad for you. Probably is, I'm going to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>so keep that in mind. Sixty five point seven percent

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<v Speaker 1>of us use the phone on the toilet. That seems low.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lie gotta be ninety. The only people that

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<v Speaker 2>aren't using it are probably people like sixty five plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're reading joke books and shit. I would argue

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<v Speaker 1>that I use the toilet sometimes just to use my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I use the toilet just to use my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your office, my office. I'm like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say that my phone certainly extends my my

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<v Speaker 2>toilet time by like.

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<v Speaker 1>Triple fifty three point seven percent of us have texted

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<v Speaker 1>someone in the same room. Absolutely, are they saying daily

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<v Speaker 1>or on the year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just in general, almost everyone's on that. That's actually

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<v Speaker 2>probably too low.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how else would we talk behind someone's back? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't insult someone to their face. That's cyberbe them.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty eight point one percent of us use or look

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<v Speaker 1>at their phone or our phones while on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that include with a spouse, because yeah, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do that every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>You.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that when I was dating and it

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<v Speaker 1>was someone that you know, I wasn't in a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with yet, I wouldn't use the phone at all. Actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I make.

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<v Speaker 2>A concerted effort to also not use the phone. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll usually like take my phone and like put it

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<v Speaker 2>so they can see it's there, and I'm not checking it, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I feel like that's just a respect thing. But

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<v Speaker 2>of course when you've been with someone for a decade

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<v Speaker 2>that changes things.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, no, when they would start talking to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>would just slowly bring the phone up and just look

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<v Speaker 1>and just tap like that. And then twenty seven percent

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<v Speaker 1>of us use or look at our phones while driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I try not to, but I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's also a lie there. It's it's probably more

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<v Speaker 2>like two thirds. I usually have it mounted, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking at it occasionally, and then a stoplight, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>bust that son of a bitch out and see what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving with two hands and I'm holding the phone

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<v Speaker 1>on the steering wheel like this, stare straight down.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, sometimes you'll catch people watching shows like it's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking wild what some people do while driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever watched the show, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have peaked at like a YouTube video or something, so

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm in that. But also, you're changing the song,

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<v Speaker 1>you're changing the podcast, You're looking at your map. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>looking at their map on their phone and if your

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<v Speaker 1>phone isn't connected to your car, what are you gonna do? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly should we change our ways?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not gonna change. But so what they need to

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<v Speaker 2>do if they want to get rid of distracted driving,

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<v Speaker 2>which they're not going to just make and the cars

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<v Speaker 2>are getting there, you just basically have to have a

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<v Speaker 2>better center console in your car so they reach for

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<v Speaker 2>your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to have a forty two in screen, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they are mounted on your count So yeah, you can,

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<v Speaker 1>you can really really pay attention to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, just take the driving out of our hands, make

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<v Speaker 2>every car self driving.

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<v Speaker 1>So final phone finally, or just have them fly. If

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<v Speaker 1>we're all flying, no one can get into an accident.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of air up there.

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<v Speaker 1>News dupe over. In the box office, Sonic three has

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<v Speaker 1>won once again. It is down thirty seven percent from

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<v Speaker 1>its first week, but still made thirty eight million so

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<v Speaker 1>far worldwide, it has made two hundred and eleven point five.

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<v Speaker 1>Moufasa way better week in its second week. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like people that wanted to see both movies went Sonic first.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Moufasa is still middling. Grades on the movie in

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<v Speaker 1>its second week, up four point eight percent to thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seven million. It has made three hundred and twenty eight worldwide.

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<v Speaker 1>Nas Faratsu has made some bank at the box office

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<v Speaker 1>over this past weekend. The rate of our horror movie

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one point one million domestics so far worldwide forty

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<v Speaker 1>three million since Christmas Day, Wicked in week six up

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seven point five percent to almost twenty million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it released with the lyrics on the screen? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what people are going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Christmas in select theaters they focusing along.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much that plays into it, but still.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you're also dealing with, you know, kids on

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<v Speaker 2>break now you're kindly kind of getting to see it

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time too.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to kill two and a half hours. What

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<v Speaker 1>should we do? Let's see part one of a two

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<v Speaker 1>part movie. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it. Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You have here that Wicked has become the highest grossing

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<v Speaker 1>musical adaptation of all time, globally, passing Mama Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't read my note about no Strato.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a fucking ripping off numbers? What is your

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<v Speaker 1>nos Faratu tid?

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<v Speaker 2>Nicholas Holt has been seen holding a framed I guess

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<v Speaker 2>not an image the actual thing. He has framed count

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<v Speaker 2>Orlock's prosthetic penis. He now owns that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his warning to the audience if you are with

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<v Speaker 1>a younger family member or whatever the hell you're doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>this is an adult oriented program.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck them kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a request that if we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about tiny peckers, put a little warning at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen Sonic. Yeah, it's uh, it's solid. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I like the second one a little bit better, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty much in that same vein. The second one

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<v Speaker 2>was was pretty good. If you like the second one,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna like this one. And they have if you're

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<v Speaker 2>if you're gonna go see it and haven't seen it yet,

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<v Speaker 2>a mid credit in a post credit mid credits pretty decent.

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<v Speaker 2>I've decided I'm not gonna see Mufasa in the theater.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have no drive to see it. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>heard good things about the music, even though it is

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<v Speaker 2>lin Manuel Miranda. No, Saratu is probably gonna be my

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<v Speaker 2>next theater.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is my guest. I've also heard with Mufasa,

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<v Speaker 1>scar is dumb, and I don't appreciate a dumb scar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, he's supposed to be cold and calculated, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Also he's Taka. He is Taka, I've heard although.

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<v Speaker 2>This is maybe the story of how he becomes cold

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<v Speaker 1>Like maybe he's a big dummy and he's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>should change my ways because this guy stole my throne.

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<v Speaker 1>Mawana two back with a nice weekend up about thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight percent to eighteen point two million. It is made

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<v Speaker 1>eighty up sorry, eight eighty two and a half million

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<v Speaker 1>worldwide so far, getting close to that billion dollar mark.

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<v Speaker 1>A Complete Unknown the Bob Dylan movie made eleven and

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<v Speaker 1>a half over the weekend twenty three million so far.

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<v Speaker 1>And Baby Girl, the Finger in the Mouth movie is

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<v Speaker 1>in its first weekend four and a half million bucks

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<v Speaker 1>seven point two so far since Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me pitch an episode idea for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe not the next one, but maybe in like a

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<v Speaker 2>week and a half maybe two weeks. What have you

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<v Speaker 2>been watching lately? But specifically for three movies?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one for Finger in Mouth movies.

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<v Speaker 2>No Anora, which is by all accounts maybe the best

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<v Speaker 2>movie of the year, but it's up in the conversation

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<v Speaker 2>uh nusfaratu. Yeah, and A Complete Unknown I think those

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<v Speaker 2>three OK be a nice little little episode.

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<v Speaker 1>News Dump the Batman, the big news coming out over

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend came out on Friday, right as we were

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<v Speaker 1>recording Dump. It put a little tale at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the last Dump. But the movie has been delayed

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<v Speaker 1>once again, this time to October one, twenty twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Production is set to begin this summer. James Gunn said

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<v Speaker 1>The Batman two was delayed because the script isn't finish.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Reeves is committed to making the best film he

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<v Speaker 1>long a script will take to write. He also pointed

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<v Speaker 1>out that five year gap between a sequel in the

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<v Speaker 1>first movie not that uncommon, saying it was seven years

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<v Speaker 1>between Alien and Aliens, fourteen between The Incredibles, granted those

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<v Speaker 1>were animated fucking characters, seven between I already did seven yees,

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<v Speaker 1>seven again between Terminators, thirteen between Avatars, thirty six between

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<v Speaker 1>Top Guns, and of course six between Guardians two and three.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's because you got fired, James.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's run through those scenarios. Number one, Alien Aliens was

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<v Speaker 2>late seventies early eighties, so that could be explained away, right,

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<v Speaker 2>there technology and time.

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<v Speaker 1>They're also different genres.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to compare the Batman two? Do Incredibles too?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's what you're shooting for. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>He's just saying that there have been good sequels after

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<v Speaker 2>Get your fucking corn out of my face with the

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's really disappointing, disheartening, And for him to

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<v Speaker 2>It's separate, and now we're gonna wait five years and

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<v Speaker 2>It's really frustrating, really really frustrating to get on screen

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<v Speaker 2>There's a certain Batman fan waiting forever for that Batman,

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's so to that point, I can jump on board. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's supposed to come out two years after and

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<v Speaker 2>If you get bumped off a couple times and now

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<v Speaker 2>This will not be the best of the Batman two.

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<v Speaker 1>Mamoa always talks about you know, when he used to

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<v Speaker 1>Another character to the list that will be showing up

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like every week we're just gonna get an

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<v Speaker 2>this is what this like. Well, it has changed since

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<v Speaker 2>the story that they're building towards is gonna involve like

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they should just have it on there. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be there. Keep your peepers popped. News dump a

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<v Speaker 1>trailer for the animated show Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 1>This is coming out at the end of January. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the animation, but the voice is a little off.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like the animation actually, so I'll say one

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<v Speaker 2>nice thing before saying one bad. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I also like the whole feel of the show too,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a couple things there, Like it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>a fun Spider Man show. The animation is cool, but

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<v Speaker 2>For like a fifteen year old Peter Parker. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a thirty two year old guy. Yeah, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>And it's just I don't know, like I it's not

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<v Speaker 2>But very distracting in the trailer. But again, the setting

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<v Speaker 2>sure we're gonna like this show. It's just I don't

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<v Speaker 1>The speaking of animation, who's dump all of What If?

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<v Speaker 1>Season three is available? It really caught my eye on

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Day when it was the who is uh Denning's

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>It was already a successful bird character bird in U,

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<v Speaker 2>is it to be said about What If? Season three?

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<v Speaker 2>That no one's talking about it, no one cares that

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<v Speaker 2>it's gone. What a tremendous, tremendous, tremendously underwhelming effort from

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<v Speaker 1>Show and the writer of season three they're doing X

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<v Speaker 1>Men ninety seven? Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>That? So they kicked bo out and these people are in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure, but I did see, and this might

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<v Speaker 1>saw that Bo called what if he watched some of

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's some of the issue with this.

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<v Speaker 2>And again, you and I aren't book boys. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>know anything about the comics. But there's probably plenty of

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<v Speaker 2>what if stories that could have drawn drawn from in

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<v Speaker 2>And I also and I made this point way back

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<v Speaker 2>in season one when we watched and reviewed it. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't like that there was an overarching story. I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>end of each season, so that really bothered the shit

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<v Speaker 2>out of me too.

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<v Speaker 1>Although the idea of like what if Darcy bangs an

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<v Speaker 1>alien bird like that is that's a scenario that I

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<v Speaker 2>But don't those dogs have screwcocks too.

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<v Speaker 1>They have screw coox. But yeah, the like what if

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<v Speaker 1>Storm had Thor's hammer? Okay, that's just giving a thing

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<v Speaker 2>Not interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know though, Like this was this was not

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite show. I didn't care for it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we needed more event changing instead of character swapping,

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<v Speaker 2>like what if you know and then give us one

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<v Speaker 2>of the major events that happened in our timeline and

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<v Speaker 2>change it instead of just changing characters.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what if Peggy Carter was Captain America instead or

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Britain. It's okay, so Steve, he stays small, it's

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<v Speaker 2>She has a shield and then Peggy remains stacked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, take it easy, take it easy. This episode news

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<v Speaker 1>dum oh boy, matc. I has caught my eye here

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<v Speaker 1>and this is just a rumor. This is from Scooper

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<v Speaker 1>at My Time to Shine. But we have a rumored

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<v Speaker 1>director for teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Last rown In

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<v Speaker 1>And this seems almost too good to be true. This

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<v Speaker 1>seems like it might not be the thing. But Aquaman

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<v Speaker 1>director James juan Is I'd to be at the helm

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<v Speaker 1>of this movie, someone who not only has worked on

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<v Speaker 1>comic book movies, but they've also worked on a number

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<v Speaker 1>of horror films like The Conjuring, Saw, Insidious, and Malignant.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love this, but I don't think it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why anyone would look at this and

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<v Speaker 2>think that James Wand directing it is a good thing. What, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>James One makes decent stuff. I mean obviously saw, as

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<v Speaker 2>you mentioned, Insidious to Kondra R, but like Insidious to

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<v Speaker 2>The Conjuring, Like I still have ill will towards the

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<v Speaker 2>folks that saw The Conjuring a decade ago, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>like that the fucking scilliest movie ever, not even fucking

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<v Speaker 2>close to it. Get the hell out of my face.

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<v Speaker 2>And ever since then, Goo, he's made some more, some

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<v Speaker 2>more horror stuff and his ventures into comic book movies. Goo, Aquaman,

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<v Speaker 2>Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom. Why would you want James

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<v Speaker 2>Wand's fucking shitty, stupid palms on this amazing, amazing TMN.

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<v Speaker 1>So he did a great job on the first Aquaman.

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<v Speaker 1>He did Fast seven, so he's done action movies and

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<v Speaker 1>he's done horror stuff. He can take all of those elements.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you want the Last Rona to be Fast seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Fast seven has some good action, might be the best

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<v Speaker 1>fast movie. I'm not saying to make Faster, but I

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<v Speaker 2>The Last row In at its core is a great story, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I want a good storyteller to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy kept doing this. Guy does a good job

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<v Speaker 2>Don't agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I will take James one. Glad on James one. Gladly

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<v Speaker 1>take James one. Also, this is a question asked on

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<v Speaker 1>the Weekly Planet of would you want this to be

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<v Speaker 1>a legacy sequel to the nineteen nineties movie or do

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<v Speaker 1>you just not care?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care number one. But my real answer is no,

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<v Speaker 2>because this is a much darker tone than anything they

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<v Speaker 1>No, but this is a darker tone that is still

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<v Speaker 1>from the lighter tone. It's just them in the future.

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<v Speaker 2>From the lighter tone. But the ninety stuff was too

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<v Speaker 2>light of a tone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the first the nineteen nineties movie, The first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Was get rid of, get rid of like the second

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that's what you'd have to do, because those two

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<v Speaker 1>are way too light. The first one is actually pretty dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll give you that. I'll give you that one news.

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<v Speaker 1>Du huh, Robert Eggers said, and this might have been

425
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<v Speaker 1>in one of those Criterion closets. I don't know, but

426
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<v Speaker 1>he said that Home Alone is a master Peach masterpiece,

427
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<v Speaker 1>not master Peach.

428
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<v Speaker 2>He's in the giant master peach.

429
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<v Speaker 1>I watch it once a year. It is a masterpiece,

430
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<v Speaker 1>a timeless classic. It is impeccably photographed, unlike many movies

431
00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:15.519
<v Speaker 1>in its genre, it's not overshot, and it is really

432
00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:20.279
<v Speaker 1>well crafted. I agree Home Alone deserves all of the accolades,

433
00:21:20.359 --> 00:21:24.319
<v Speaker 1>all of the praise for this is. And I love Elf.

434
00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:26.839
<v Speaker 1>This is my go to Christmas movie.

435
00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:29.599
<v Speaker 2>I think Elf is for me, but Home Alone's right

436
00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:32.480
<v Speaker 2>there as it is Home Alone too, because of the ridiculousness.

437
00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:36.359
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I appreciate what this really is. Gu is

438
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Robert Eggers's attempt to be an everyman because his movies

439
00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:42.880
<v Speaker 2>aren't everyman movies. So I'm glad he's making the concerted effort.

440
00:21:43.400 --> 00:21:46.759
<v Speaker 2>Nasarato is already the highest grossing movie he's ever made.

441
00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:50.519
<v Speaker 2>But he's right, He's one hundred percent right. Like it's

442
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<v Speaker 2>this absolute standard for a whole subgenre of movies. Home

443
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<v Speaker 2>Alone is the absolute standard for Christmas movies. And if

444
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<v Speaker 2>you can eight a Home Alone like movie, year successful.

445
00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:06.039
<v Speaker 2>And there's been hundreds of attempts at copycat movies over

446
00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:09.480
<v Speaker 2>the years, and I'll tell you it's he watches it

447
00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:12.119
<v Speaker 2>once a year. I watch it like twenty times a year,

448
00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:14.640
<v Speaker 2>fifteen times a year. I watch it probably eight or

449
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<v Speaker 2>ten times during the Christmas season alone.

450
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<v Speaker 1>Between the first and second home alone movies, I think

451
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<v Speaker 1>I watched them nine or ten times this past Christmas season.

452
00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go.

453
00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:26.559
<v Speaker 1>And also, like you just said, it's him not sticking

454
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<v Speaker 1>up his nose at like at a silly slapstick movie

455
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<v Speaker 1>news dump. Blade Runner twenty ninety nine has wrapped. Blade

456
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<v Speaker 1>Runer twenty ninety nine, starring Hunter Schaeffer and Michelle Yo

457
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<v Speaker 1>has wrapped filming coming soon to Prime video, and Mac

458
00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:48.279
<v Speaker 1>wrote here, I hope it's better than Dune the show.

459
00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:52.640
<v Speaker 2>The Dune show is stinky diapers. It's poo poo. It's

460
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<v Speaker 2>not good.

461
00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Put it on the DVD cover.

462
00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Stinky diaper feels like what the CW was to the DCU.

463
00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:03.880
<v Speaker 2>It feels like that's not high praise, No nope. So

464
00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:06.960
<v Speaker 2>that's tremendously disappointing, especially coming off the back of Dooton too.

465
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<v Speaker 2>So I'm hoping Blade Run out twenty ninety nine. And again,

466
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<v Speaker 2>if you haven't heard me say this or you haven't

467
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<v Speaker 2>seen it, Blade Runner twenty forty nine, masterpiece of a film.

468
00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Forty Dogger and I don't even really care for the

469
00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:20.640
<v Speaker 2>first Blade Runner, so that tells you how good that

470
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<v Speaker 2>movie is. So I hope this is close to twenty

471
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<v Speaker 2>forty nine. Of course, I can't expect it to be

472
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<v Speaker 2>a masterpiece, but I'm hoping for it at the very

473
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<v Speaker 2>least just be much better than that Dune show, because

474
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<v Speaker 2>that Dune show's garbage.

475
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<v Speaker 1>News dep And finally, we have gotten our teaser video

476
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<v Speaker 1>for the crossover event of the year. This is the

477
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<v Speaker 1>Alan Iverson on Michael Jordan, and it's the It's.

478
00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Alan Iverson over Tyrone Low is what I was referenced.

479
00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Right, but Allan Iverson also crossed up Michael Jordan, Yeah,

480
00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:56.279
<v Speaker 1>his Rocky year. Yeah, it's always Sonny in Philadelphia crossing

481
00:23:56.359 --> 00:24:00.079
<v Speaker 1>over with ABC's Abbott Elementary. This is coming out on

482
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:05.000
<v Speaker 1>January eighth. We've been seeing teased photos and tweets and

483
00:24:05.359 --> 00:24:08.519
<v Speaker 1>x's and everything else, but Mac, I am here to

484
00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:10.519
<v Speaker 1>tell you I don't get it.

485
00:24:10.759 --> 00:24:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, you simply haven't watched one of the shows, so

486
00:24:12.920 --> 00:24:13.839
<v Speaker 2>this wouldn't be for you.

487
00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:17.119
<v Speaker 1>No, but you can usually watch a crossover and understand

488
00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:20.759
<v Speaker 1>what's happening. The character is in this thirty second tease

489
00:24:20.799 --> 00:24:23.759
<v Speaker 1>for it's always sunny. I don't understand how they are

490
00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:26.920
<v Speaker 1>supposed or why why are they there?

491
00:24:27.559 --> 00:24:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're both in Philadelphia. It seems pretty obvious

492
00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:34.000
<v Speaker 2>why they're there. I'm not gonna pretend this is gonna

493
00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:36.599
<v Speaker 2>blow my socks off, But if you're a fan of

494
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:39.799
<v Speaker 2>both shows, I'm sure you're gonna enjoy it. It does

495
00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:44.079
<v Speaker 2>appear as though the Sunny characters are taken down a

496
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:48.359
<v Speaker 2>notch to appeal more to the Abbot Elementary crowd. So

497
00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:50.079
<v Speaker 2>I hope that's not the case, but it probably is

498
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<v Speaker 2>gonna be the case, because you're going from FX to

499
00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 2>what is Abbot on ABC? Yeah, So, I mean that's

500
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<v Speaker 2>what's gonna happen. Naturally, I have been watching Abbot Elementary.

501
00:25:01.160 --> 00:25:03.559
<v Speaker 2>I enjoy the show. I enjoy the show. It's not

502
00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:06.640
<v Speaker 2>a show I would scream to my friends they gotta watch.

503
00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:08.680
<v Speaker 2>But I have enjoyed it. It's not as good as Sonny.

504
00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Why would you scream at your friends?

505
00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:12.359
<v Speaker 2>But I understand why this crossover is happening, that's for sure.

506
00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I still don't get it tonally, I don't understand

507
00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:16.240
<v Speaker 1>it totally.

508
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.279
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be interesting.

509
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<v Speaker 1>Top of your head. Best crossover television thing ever?

510
00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:24.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh great question?

511
00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Shall I jump in really quick?

512
00:25:26.160 --> 00:25:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Sure?

513
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:30.279
<v Speaker 1>Go When Salem the Cat used to run through every

514
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<v Speaker 1>ABC show on TGIF.

515
00:25:34.519 --> 00:25:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I did really like the TGIF crossovers. Those are great.

516
00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:41.039
<v Speaker 1>Those are whether it be Salem the Cat or Oracle,

517
00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:43.920
<v Speaker 1>they would have one character just weave through all the shows.

518
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:47.079
<v Speaker 2>You know what was greatly anticipated for months when we

519
00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:51.559
<v Speaker 2>were kids borderline teens was the Jimmy Timmy crossover.

520
00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:53.759
<v Speaker 1>Fairly oddim crossover was good.

521
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:54.799
<v Speaker 2>That was real nice.

522
00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:58.640
<v Speaker 1>There was that one am I allowed to use cartoon

523
00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:01.759
<v Speaker 1>All Stars to the Rescue. No, that wasn't a television show.

524
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.559
<v Speaker 1>That was just them bringing every cartoon character to one

525
00:26:04.599 --> 00:26:07.799
<v Speaker 1>spot to say, don't do Heroin. And guess what, I've

526
00:26:07.880 --> 00:26:09.359
<v Speaker 1>never done Heroin? So fuck you?

527
00:26:09.559 --> 00:26:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's what the next Avengers movie is

528
00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:14.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna be? Like they're getting everyone together just for PSA.

529
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:17.039
<v Speaker 1>Like if they made it the PSA about not doing drugs,

530
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:18.799
<v Speaker 1>then the critics really can't slam it.

531
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, you're endorsing Heroin? Huh?

532
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Like, Oh, you guys think we should do fentanyl right now?

533
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.359
<v Speaker 1>I think we fucking start eating fetanyl right now. I'm

534
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.039
<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it because the Avengers told me not to.

535
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm out on fetanyl now. I also really liked I

536
00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:37.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't mind the Simpsons and Family Guy one solid. The

537
00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:40.559
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn nine to nine New Girl one was very odd.

538
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<v Speaker 2>Oh I don't even I don't even know if I've

539
00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:45.759
<v Speaker 2>watched that because I don't know if I still have finished.

540
00:26:45.799 --> 00:26:48.119
<v Speaker 2>I haven't finished Brooklyn nt nine. But I didn't care

541
00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:51.960
<v Speaker 2>for New Girl, so it's not it wasn't made for me.

542
00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:54.559
<v Speaker 1>Jess was eating soup in the episode.

543
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:56.119
<v Speaker 2>You know what I think I did see it actually

544
00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:58.599
<v Speaker 2>was that when he was it when he was in

545
00:26:58.759 --> 00:27:02.720
<v Speaker 2>the show. Was he already married to Uh, what's your face?

546
00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:04.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure?

547
00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

548
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, good one right here, Fresh Prince when they crossed

549
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:10.759
<v Speaker 1>over with the Jeffersons and Different Strokes.

550
00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, not bad, not bad.

551
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:13.519
<v Speaker 1>I Carly Victorious.

552
00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good one. That is a good one.

553
00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:18.640
<v Speaker 1>X Files and Cops, Well, there were a bunch of

554
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Cops parodies. Does that count as a crossover.

555
00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:22.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. No.

556
00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Jetson's and Flintstones that was the first one I ever

557
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:26.000
<v Speaker 1>saw that was a good one.

558
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:26.799
<v Speaker 2>That was a good one.

559
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Simpson's Futurama. Oh when they used to cross over Batman

560
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.519
<v Speaker 1>and Superman. But those are just two characters that intertwine.

561
00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't really count.

562
00:27:35.160 --> 00:27:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love Lucy and the Adventures of Superman. I

563
00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>do remember that one that was Weird Friends and Matt

564
00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.319
<v Speaker 1>About You. Matt About You is also crossed over with Seinfeld.

565
00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. I forgot about that one.

566
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>It just really made more of a shared universe than

567
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:50.279
<v Speaker 1>anything else.

568
00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Here's what Yeah, it wasn't quite a crossover.

569
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:55.519
<v Speaker 1>This one probably blew your dick off. That's so raven.

570
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:58.839
<v Speaker 1>The sweet life of Zack and Cody and Hannah Montana.

571
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Cock was gone, nothing left. I was hogless.

572
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh what about all those all those Chicago shows when

573
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:10.319
<v Speaker 1>they would cross over fire, Hospital and Police.

574
00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:13.440
<v Speaker 2>That's like a shared universe. They like all interconnect all

575
00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:13.759
<v Speaker 2>the time.

576
00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:16.519
<v Speaker 1>One that should have been better and really should have

577
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.920
<v Speaker 1>blown our dicks off, and that is the Power Rangers.

578
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:22.759
<v Speaker 1>Ninja Turtles won that when true Ninja Turtles were on Fox.

579
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:24.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point right there.

580
00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:27.160
<v Speaker 1>But would it be a crossover as well when they

581
00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:30.079
<v Speaker 1>would like mix the Mighty Morphine and the Turbo or

582
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.799
<v Speaker 1>like Mighty Morphin and like other Power Rangers. Now no, no, no,

583
00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:37.519
<v Speaker 1>full House Family Matters mentioned that one supernatural Scooby Doo.

584
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.400
<v Speaker 1>That sounds great, and then oh, all the Arrow verses

585
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Scooby too. I'm gonna probably watch that one. That sounds

586
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:47.039
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess that's yeah.

587
00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:49.039
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's what happens when you have like seventeen

588
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:51.039
<v Speaker 2>seasons of a show, you just run out of ideas.

589
00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Once you hit season twelve of a show, you gotta

590
00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:54.720
<v Speaker 1>do a Scooby Doo.

591
00:28:54.839 --> 00:28:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm so curious as to what element of Scooby Do

592
00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:01.519
<v Speaker 2>crossed over, Like, did they have likely realistic versions of.

593
00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:06.400
<v Speaker 1>The other way around? They actually made animated supernaturals? Oh okay,

594
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:09.039
<v Speaker 1>I bet Shime has seen this. Shine, let us know

595
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>how the Scooby Doo supernatural cross.

596
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Scooby Doo been airing that they that they did this.

597
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:16.640
<v Speaker 1>It would make sense that the CW would be able

598
00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.079
<v Speaker 1>to do this because they had like the Riverdale stuff,

599
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.799
<v Speaker 1>so like they had like the comics and shit, So

600
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:25.319
<v Speaker 1>that's true. Riverdale in general was like a giant crossover

601
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:28.440
<v Speaker 1>because you'd have like the Pussycats on there, who played Josie.

602
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know Josie broke up from the Pussycats. I

603
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't really appreciate that. I just saw that the other

604
00:29:34.759 --> 00:29:37.599
<v Speaker 1>week solo. The other week was the I don't know

605
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:40.279
<v Speaker 1>what the anniversary was, but Spice World came out on

606
00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:42.119
<v Speaker 1>December twenty sixth.

607
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:47.200
<v Speaker 2>I retweeted that, speaking of pop stars breaking off, have

608
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:50.359
<v Speaker 2>you seen the discourse surrounding this Robbie Williams movie.

609
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's a giant monkey, right, Yeah, so you.

610
00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know who Robbie Williams was.

611
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I presume, right, Robin Williams.

612
00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I had heard the name, but I didn't know who

613
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Robbie Williams was. And then online the Brits will like

614
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:08.759
<v Speaker 2>on TikTok especially like you didn't know who who made

615
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:10.839
<v Speaker 2>this banger of a song? Then it's like the worst

616
00:30:10.920 --> 00:30:13.559
<v Speaker 2>song you've ever heard. You're like, this isn't helping you, guys,

617
00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:16.720
<v Speaker 2>this is not helping you. So apparently Robbie Williams was

618
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<v Speaker 2>in a popular British boy band. They got famous early

619
00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:22.480
<v Speaker 2>mid nineties and then he went solo. They tried to

620
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:24.079
<v Speaker 2>launch him in the US a couple times, but he

621
00:30:24.160 --> 00:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>was squashed because there's music stinks. But apparently he's very

622
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:30.920
<v Speaker 2>popular in Britain so that's this is his biopic.

623
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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I would have remembered if a monkey

624
00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:34.279
<v Speaker 1>was doing pop music.

625
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.000
<v Speaker 2>They I'm telling you you might know one of his songs.

626
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Look up as like two or three most famous songs,

627
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:42.079
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, this stinks.

628
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:44.680
<v Speaker 1>But that is the Monkey movie, right, That is the

629
00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:47.039
<v Speaker 1>Monkey movie. And the monkey's doing a ton of drugs,

630
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:50.119
<v Speaker 1>presumably because the Avengers never told him not to eat

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<v Speaker 1>fatanyl there you go. I would have saved that monkey

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<v Speaker 1>full circle, all right, So check us out at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the week. We'll have something better than what

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<v Speaker 1>we just did.

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<v Speaker 2>Something better than Robbie Williams is music.
