Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, look he's it.
Speaker 1: Hey, look he's.
Speaker 2: So real. Quick question, right, Okay, you guys know I
Speaker 2: love Dungeon Dragons, right, No, unfortunately, Yeah, big fan Dungeon Dragons.
Speaker 2: To the point about a three D prints that I've
Speaker 2: printed out, minis it's really late. It actually really enhances
Speaker 2: the experience if you bought a three D print or
Speaker 2: four Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, rebout print out guns. I am,
Speaker 2: But like, where where's this going? What do you so?
Speaker 2: I was originally informed that D and D is damn
Speaker 2: near fan fiction and it truly bothers me. How wasn't
Speaker 2: that the point?
Speaker 1: What bothers you?
Speaker 2: Well? Back of this fan fiction? Well it has. It's
Speaker 2: been so transparently obviously fan fiction forever. Like what what
Speaker 2: do he means?
Speaker 3: Not the same, It's like the first thing I thought
Speaker 3: of when I first heard about it. It was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're just like pretending things are happening. What are you gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Welcome to the start TINGK podcast. Guys. It's your your
Speaker 2: one of your hosts, Tom Sweeney, there's Derek, and there's Chris.
Speaker 2: Today nothing really happened.
Speaker 3: Well, don't say that, because every time we say that
Speaker 3: something something happens to the day. So far nothing so
Speaker 3: far as to day we're recording, there's some stop. We're
Speaker 3: gonna talking to it. We're talking, We're gonna talk about some.
Speaker 2: Stop stuff happened. It's it's There was an.
Speaker 3: Episode we had recently and the one before the last
Speaker 3: one where it was just fucking loaded. I feel it
Speaker 3: was just like it was like no end to the
Speaker 3: things that were going on.
Speaker 2: We had to cut it short. We could have talked
Speaker 2: for like three more hours. Honestly, it was a bunch
Speaker 2: of fucking lollapalooza going on, a bunch of ship ship
Speaker 2: ship shop of my giggas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, you bring up one thing.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just centering. You can bring up one thing
Speaker 2: that happened episode, get it back real quick everything.
Speaker 1: Let me, I just want to get.
Speaker 2: It two frames. When I'm a white man, I'm a
Speaker 2: different white man, like not even a white men. It's
Speaker 2: a white guy. I'm like Chuck Schumer. That's a drastic shift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why him? Why white chucks?
Speaker 2: You white guy? He is a white guy. He is
Speaker 2: star tank? Uh paton star tank over there or I
Speaker 2: will kill you. How about that? Right?
Speaker 3: You're so uncomfortable. I will be joined by the rest
Speaker 3: of these guys as well.
Speaker 2: I'll be there, but I won't kill you. He will.
Speaker 2: He will support me in what I'm going to do
Speaker 2: to you. If you don't go to Patrion, what I'll
Speaker 2: do is, right before you die your last breath, I'll
Speaker 2: put my lips over your lips and I won't kiss you,
Speaker 2: but I'll take your last breath into me.
Speaker 3: That's there's definitely people who have done that. Absolutely, That's
Speaker 3: like a calling card for someone.
Speaker 2: Like if I if if I thought that killing people
Speaker 2: got you stronger, that's the best way to be, like,
Speaker 2: oh nice, Yeah, that's the best way to ensure it.
Speaker 1: I dodn't know, it doesn't I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I haven't really started I have
Speaker 2: tried it. Well, you first, I don't have that theory.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well he first though, how do you not know?
Speaker 2: If we don't like but like, I don't know, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You don't know. What we could do
Speaker 2: is we can do it. We can both know. See.
Speaker 2: The thing is, you're the curious one. So you obviously
Speaker 2: you're a little curious thigures you said, why how do
Speaker 2: you know that you have a little curious I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to support you. I'm not gonna do it right now.
Speaker 2: If I let you know, you'll be first, and then
Speaker 2: I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: When you print out your three D gun, the first one,
Speaker 1: that's that's when you know you start.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't know, man, the world's fucking funny like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So the last episode or episode two ago, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna make fun of myself because I think it's hilarious,
Speaker 2: because yeah, I actually forgot that we were gonna know.
Speaker 1: What happened was So what happened was so the cold
Speaker 1: thing is so if only the patrons know.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, but this is the kind of thing.
Speaker 3: By the way it behooves you to be a patron,
Speaker 3: you get to like this happened in real time.
Speaker 2: Really fucking funny. So what happened is I think two
Speaker 2: episodes ago, right before you guys see this, like a
Speaker 2: regular fella, I was scrolling through Twitter right all right,
Speaker 2: as well as the Twitter right. And what happened is
Speaker 2: that for some reason, the poor was more active than
Speaker 2: usual on my Twitter page, more than usual more than
Speaker 2: you guys. Look, all right, I'm a guy. I follow
Speaker 2: some accounts on Twitter that are rather suggested. I've never
Speaker 2: made that boo. Yeah, And look, okay, first of all,
Speaker 2: the gay pages weren't in today to say, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my straight pages. And I looked through
Speaker 2: it and there was a more rather large it was.
Speaker 2: It was three, one right after another, but made it terrible.
Speaker 2: Then the last one was a very nice backside. I
Speaker 2: clicked on it. I liked it, and I bookmarked it
Speaker 2: because every so often I go through my bookmarks and
Speaker 2: I reminisce. I'm like, ah, this is looking at this.
Speaker 2: Everyone does. Man, don't don't act like I reminists. You
Speaker 2: don't reminisces thro your book marks.
Speaker 3: So my bookmarks are full of stuff like that. I
Speaker 3: would like, oh, that's good video material.
Speaker 2: My bookmarks are people saying the N word, people dying
Speaker 2: in lively videos, and then usually voluptious women. Look, man,
Speaker 2: you're the people that normally bookmark.
Speaker 1: And look at I get how you got because it's
Speaker 1: very obvious what happened, because we can see you're scrolling.
Speaker 1: And then this hypnotic ass because it's jiggling, it's basically
Speaker 1: hypnotizing you, and it literally hypnotized you were scrolling so
Speaker 1: fast and then all of a sudden click.
Speaker 2: This is so funny.
Speaker 3: It was so funny too, because the thing about it
Speaker 3: was just like it was not only it's just.
Speaker 2: It was so long. It was it was like a
Speaker 2: minute straight and scrolling its staring, and.
Speaker 1: Then there was like and you use both hands like sophisticate,
Speaker 1: like a hacker.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna book mark it, You're gonna scroll, and.
Speaker 3: Then the follow and then they put my phone down.
Speaker 2: So and see, it's just so damn funny. What's so
Speaker 2: great about this is, you know, usually when.
Speaker 1: People are about to do something devious, they kind of
Speaker 1: look around first to make sure the coast is clear.
Speaker 2: I didn't know the close wouldn't be clear. Camera. How
Speaker 2: many there are two cameras? How many episodes that if
Speaker 2: they go back and look through they can probably find
Speaker 2: me have done this maybe at least one other time.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I feel like, well, maybe a flash of something, but
Speaker 1: not like you.
Speaker 2: Use my phone. Now you know me too, I'm a boner.
Speaker 1: Now you shouldn't be using your phone during the podcast anyway, right, Well,
Speaker 1: like we're scrolling at the end, pop up phones at
Speaker 1: the end of the credits and however, I would suggest
Speaker 1: not scrolling on Twitter just because if you follow any
Speaker 1: accounts that because I was. I was talking to Joe
Speaker 1: Joe and she was like, you know, I understand, how
Speaker 1: uh you guys follow some sex workers. So there is
Speaker 1: a huge possibility that even when you're just regular scrolling
Speaker 1: that some tits or as are just gonna pop up.
Speaker 2: That has been a commons that happened my girlfriend literally directly,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I just know this person. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I'm not looking and I mute them, which
Speaker 2: is true. This like, dude, I've meet it one of
Speaker 2: my most I think I muted pretty much everybody I have,
Speaker 2: so a few of them are actually I'm pretty cool
Speaker 2: with right and one of them I talked me. We're
Speaker 2: both fans of Digimon, so never like a new digitmon
Speaker 2: car comes out, like a cool digit comes I talked
Speaker 2: to them and then like I'm looking at their vagina.
Speaker 2: The next time I see them on Instagram, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is it is a little bit much. You gotta
Speaker 2: mute it.
Speaker 1: There was someone that I muted that we've been kind
Speaker 1: of cordial for like a long time, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell she's been up to but I
Speaker 1: do now because she liked one of my tweets recently.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I forgot about this person and she
Speaker 1: ventured into a fooda stuff and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm glad you're muted. She's doing that like you
Speaker 1: get like the fake uh like dildo or whatever and
Speaker 1: you pretend like you have a dick or some shit,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, yeah, the fact that your audience,
Speaker 1: like the fact that you had a dedicated audience to
Speaker 1: just being like a you know, a girl just being
Speaker 1: naked as ship.
Speaker 2: And then there's I know who you're talking about, probably
Speaker 2: do know? Do we all know?
Speaker 3: The rigid Probably? I just I don't know if you do.
Speaker 3: I think I did just choose around back in.
Speaker 2: The like old yeah, old day.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So I was kind of like, oh, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Uh it's been it's been muted for a long time,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta do it, man. I got caught slipping,
Speaker 2: I got cut edging. Yeah you got this. It was
Speaker 2: so fun. It's just so funny how because usually here's
Speaker 2: the thing, right, phone screens are kind of like reflective, right,
Speaker 2: So you normally, like even if something comes up, you
Speaker 2: see yourself and you're like that.
Speaker 3: I I was going like, usually like because even even
Speaker 3: in that video in in in the part of the
Speaker 3: video that we've probably edited out by now, yeah, usually
Speaker 3: you can see like the lighting kind of blocking the
Speaker 3: screen out because it's just a big flash of like.
Speaker 2: White from like the light or whatever.
Speaker 3: But it was this is like one of those instance
Speaker 3: the phone was clear. The phone was clear in the video.
Speaker 3: Then I think it was to you looking at it.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's so funny because at the first,
Speaker 1: when we first were aware of it, it didn't seem
Speaker 1: that bad because we're looking on our phones.
Speaker 2: We're seeing the footage of you on our phones. You
Speaker 2: you pulled it up. Yeah, And it wasn't until.
Speaker 3: You only looked at like that that specific timestam too,
Speaker 3: because I figured like, oh, it was just like this
Speaker 3: specific timestam.
Speaker 2: And then it was it was a full minute. It
Speaker 2: wasn't that knew how long it was.
Speaker 1: It was that and then so I cut that out
Speaker 1: using the YouTube editing tool, which sucks ass.
Speaker 3: The YouTube ed I can't believe it is still as
Speaker 3: bad as it is considering how long it's been around, right,
Speaker 3: it assumed how long has it been around the YouTube
Speaker 3: editing tool. I remember being there as early as like
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen. I'm pretty sure I remember that being like,
Speaker 3: at least in some rudimentary form.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, it's it's it's a pain that they
Speaker 2: asked to use.
Speaker 1: I almost just deleted the whole episode at that time
Speaker 1: because it was so it was frustrated that I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck this. And then I figured it out cool, like
Speaker 1: it was smooth.
Speaker 2: And then I'm so.
Speaker 1: Glad that I checked the comments before it because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, guys, I'm going to be late. I
Speaker 1: need to post the episode. I checked the comments and
Speaker 1: someone edited his comments saying, oh, they deleted it. But
Speaker 1: if you go to this time stamp, there's another flash
Speaker 1: of it, another flash that's like you it's like you
Speaker 1: hit a banner notification or something, and it pulled up
Speaker 1: Twitter again. And since that was like the first uh,
Speaker 1: that was the last thing that you were on, so
Speaker 1: it just showed up again and I was like fuck.
Speaker 1: So at that point I was like I just I
Speaker 1: just kneked the episode because it's easier to edit it
Speaker 1: in my dow not my daw but my VID editing software.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was like, funny, I got caught. I
Speaker 2: got caught. I got caught, right, I slipping and look
Speaker 2: at it. I'm the editor. I should have caught that.
Speaker 1: However, I just did not suspect you would ever do
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. So I looked like this, I
Speaker 2: forget that my phone is visible on your screen, Like
Speaker 2: right now, that's visible. I forget that. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: So when you guys are talking, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess it would have be the crazy thing for
Speaker 2: me to do this. And I'm like, oh, that is
Speaker 2: like from this perspective, it really is so mysterious. It's
Speaker 2: just a set of hands. I was like, scirll like
Speaker 2: long crinkly nails, just like scrolling through it like a
Speaker 2: witch finger like scrolling through.
Speaker 1: Well, this was great.
Speaker 2: The monkey, the monkey, the monkey? What is that from
Speaker 2: SpongeBob Oh the dance, the monkey's fist, the knots right
Speaker 2: the monkey and then right right right? Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I mean that. I don't know, man, that happens everybody.
Speaker 2: That's what live is. This is what live recording does.
Speaker 3: I will say, like I've never I've never been caught
Speaker 3: by like my family or anything like that, or any
Speaker 3: of my friend but there was one time when we
Speaker 3: were all living together. I remember like just being done
Speaker 3: coming up and they just walked out the last tip
Speaker 3: of the couch. They were like everybody was there, like you
Speaker 3: watching porn. I was like, oh yeah, I was sorry.
Speaker 2: What made it so funny is that, like you knew
Speaker 2: it was awkward and you just didn't let it penetrate you.
Speaker 2: You felt awkward and you were like no, I was yeah,
Speaker 2: like what am I gonna What am I gonna be? Like? No,
Speaker 2: that's what That's how you have like it.
Speaker 1: It is so bizarre right when people It was like
Speaker 1: when Alex Jones clearly got caught watching transporn like it
Speaker 1: was one of his uh one of the screens. It
Speaker 1: was like he was like, you know how it kind
Speaker 1: of kind of comes up whenever you're fucking just whenever
Speaker 1: you're doing anything.
Speaker 2: You know how transport just shows up. You know how
Speaker 2: that goes.
Speaker 1: Verbatim essentially you're respretending Like that was just like a normble,
Speaker 1: Like you're scrolling through like your niece's Facebook account and
Speaker 1: then suddenly just transform blasts onto the screenportsh Venus and
Speaker 1: like you just goes like I love those lady tho
Speaker 1: with a cock in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: What annoys me about that is how many And I
Speaker 1: guess it's probably because I imagine about ninety eight percent
Speaker 1: of his fan base they all consume transport as well
Speaker 1: to why.
Speaker 2: They were just sure, they just completely.
Speaker 1: They he got caught red handed and they all just
Speaker 1: no one made a stink about it, any of his fans,
Speaker 1: none of his fans, because I'm like, it was maybe
Speaker 1: a good cover for them too, like, oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: have that happens to me too. I'm just somehow browsing
Speaker 1: for conspiracy theory news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people, I mean extreme people are generally the opposite
Speaker 3: of what their porn is. Yeah, I mean yeah, like
Speaker 3: it just tends to be like it's a relatively reliable
Speaker 3: kind of indicator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I guess, yeah, guess.
Speaker 2: Fuck it.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. I do remember back in the day,
Speaker 1: like those crazy websites like rotten dot com and like
Speaker 1: Steak and Cheese where they would have porn things all
Speaker 1: over those websites because there was a bunch of stupid
Speaker 1: assholes that would watch that stuff. And then click on
Speaker 1: these links like singles in your.
Speaker 2: Area or whatever. Would you not click on it, dude,
Speaker 2: because I don't want most that hot moss still is
Speaker 2: three miles away from me.
Speaker 1: But I don't want seventeen viruses. That's crazy to click
Speaker 1: on that ship. I've never There was only one time
Speaker 1: I remember, and I don't know how this happened. I
Speaker 1: somehow had a I don't know which type of a
Speaker 1: virus this was, but it was it downloaded A No,
Speaker 1: it was a there was a.
Speaker 2: Hot chick on my desktop. Oh the little like VR,
Speaker 2: not VR, but like the weird like it was like
Speaker 2: an animated like widget or something. And she would crawl
Speaker 2: up from like the start men you.
Speaker 1: Herself was like what the fuck is this? And then
Speaker 1: if you clicked on her pushy she would moan. And
Speaker 1: I was like, and here's the thing that would scare
Speaker 1: the fuck out of you.
Speaker 2: Know what scared me?
Speaker 1: That was the This was before where there was only
Speaker 1: a family computer. So this wasn't like I was like.
Speaker 2: Turbo for you.
Speaker 1: I was like panicking because I was not savvy enough
Speaker 1: to figure out where the virus was.
Speaker 2: I like, I like the image of you.
Speaker 3: I know that you didn't say this, but like my
Speaker 3: brain automatically like made you seven years old for something,
Speaker 3: so you like believe that there's like a woman can get.
Speaker 2: Away, bitch, get away.
Speaker 1: Now what are you doing, dude?
Speaker 2: I I the computer. I don't know how she got there.
Speaker 1: I learned for old school computers, their memory was trash.
Speaker 1: So the one thing I learned was if you would
Speaker 1: just turn it off like uh, the uncorrect way, like say,
Speaker 1: just unplug the power source.
Speaker 2: It'll it'll it will like pretty much.
Speaker 1: That entire session will not save. So it like the
Speaker 1: virus whatever.
Speaker 2: It just did it.
Speaker 1: It was almost like say, back in the day, there
Speaker 1: would be automatic backup stored in your computer and you
Speaker 1: can just.
Speaker 2: Revert to earlier earlier. Uh station, No, you have to,
Speaker 2: you have to do it, but to manually do it
Speaker 2: through what is it? What is there? One drive?
Speaker 1: You have to set up the one drive and back
Speaker 1: it up in a one drive. They don't do it
Speaker 1: automatically anymore. It's fucking awful because sometimes I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it would be nice to revert to this time where
Speaker 1: I still had this this and that.
Speaker 2: It would have saved me some heartaches with my old.
Speaker 1: Music projects that I deleted like a fucking idiot, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it's a it's cool.
Speaker 2: Windows is so awesome. Now it's such a mess.
Speaker 3: I hate it at the same time, like I know
Speaker 3: how to use it so well that like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna do anything.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing like a psycho. What am I?
Speaker 1: I'm not a fucking computer fucking freak? Why I don't
Speaker 1: I ever need that?
Speaker 2: Not a programmer. Program should not understand. But you're not.
Speaker 2: There's no need.
Speaker 1: For Yeah, there's no I'm a fucking I'm Norman. Does
Speaker 1: it break your heart a little bit? How faded that
Speaker 1: shirt is?
Speaker 2: Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things where this was an awesome
Speaker 1: shirt that I bought some guy custom made all these graphics. Problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the problem is, well he does sorry this is
Speaker 2: the wrong word to use.
Speaker 1: He does these drops so like it's like and it
Speaker 1: and the thing is, I was, like, the ink that
Speaker 1: you used is so shitty. It really upsets me because
Speaker 1: I used to be in graphics class in high school,
Speaker 1: so we had like top tier emulsion that we would use,
Speaker 1: So it would take fucking fri ever for sh shirts
Speaker 1: to fade, like I would have shirts for I still
Speaker 1: have a lot of my shirts that are fucking two
Speaker 1: thousand and six, two thousand and five. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: this thing. I've watched it just a handful of times
Speaker 1: and it's almost gone, and I'm like, this, fucking these
Speaker 1: laser printers, whatever the fuck they are now, they sucked
Speaker 1: cock so sad, like, no nobody does like old school
Speaker 1: emotion anymore because it was just too annoying too. You
Speaker 1: had to store all the emotion. You had to have
Speaker 1: these like six to ten color presses that cost thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars and shit, and so people don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: So unfortunately, it's such a good art. That is a
Speaker 2: dope picture.
Speaker 1: I fucking love the X Member Street Fighters, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite fucking fighting games.
Speaker 2: That was like, it's such a cool that one is
Speaker 2: so particularly like it's that one in Marvel two. Are
Speaker 2: the ones that are like the ones that stand out
Speaker 2: for me is being so fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: This one's it just modernized the like this is like,
Speaker 1: this is what the fighting games are going to be
Speaker 1: moving forward. This is the one when they kind of
Speaker 1: perfected the speed. And then like so then Marvis Capcom
Speaker 1: came and then Marvis Capcom two Marvis Cavin two is
Speaker 1: obviously the that's the out which I can't wait to.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get fucking slaughtered.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm gonna lab out for like a
Speaker 2: week and a half, we get like half decent, go online,
Speaker 2: get bodied, and then not played never never again. That's it,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be. It's gonna be one song, dragon Ball,
Speaker 2: the dragon Ball game. I everybody over that. One day
Speaker 2: after it comes out, we're all gonna play it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna like do decent and I'm go online, get fucked
Speaker 2: one time, be like all right, well that was a
Speaker 2: good seventy dollars. I'm gonna get clipped.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be one of those, like people like talking
Speaker 1: ship clips circulate all the time and people like clown
Speaker 1: them being one of them. I'm gonna be circular because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call them every F slur, every N word.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what the hell they are. Let me
Speaker 1: just call them every Asian slur.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know what they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope, I hope they're actually dies in what
Speaker 1: you are. In fact, I don't want to call you
Speaker 1: bad things, just want to call you really bad things.
Speaker 1: And and uh, and you know, become infamous.
Speaker 2: But isn't it infamous? Is that YouTuber? Like I think
Speaker 2: I reckonize that famous did the gay stuff? Right, that's
Speaker 2: that got it? That got We don't know if it's
Speaker 2: there now. He talks about a lot of gay ship.
Speaker 1: Man, infamous force coming.
Speaker 2: Out, infamous, We got our great old beast, mister, all
Speaker 2: those allegations. Yeah, it's coming. Uh, it's heating up, man,
Speaker 2: it's up. First that guy's name, something's dog.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the YouTuber, the YouTuber, the YouTuber who
Speaker 1: did the dogs in his name and his usual name.
Speaker 1: You guys are following this, you know who I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Or like something used the world and numbers are in it.
Speaker 3: If something's got, can I tell you if something if
Speaker 3: a name's got numbers in it, I won't remember it.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a mind wipe. It's just like
Speaker 2: I'm not committing this to memory. It's got.
Speaker 1: I think that's my problem. It's like such a basic
Speaker 1: user name that I'm like, what what is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So that guy he look at owl second drop second video,
Speaker 1: and I guess he has one more coming out. The
Speaker 1: first one was about mister Beasts's scams or alleged scams
Speaker 1: or whatever. Uh this one faking videos, right, yeah, faking
Speaker 1: videos and scams. The second one is about mister Beast
Speaker 1: being a sociopathy. So that fucking guy, and I like,
Speaker 1: I will say, I like that he leaned into people
Speaker 1: criticizing him, be like, what the floody items the fuck
Speaker 1: are you doing? So then how he opens up the
Speaker 1: first video is doing that what we do years go back,
Speaker 1: and like he just he cleally leans into him, like
Speaker 1: I'm glad that he just you should completely acknowledge that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you're fucking you suck anyway, So he
Speaker 1: interviews this guy that was employed with mister Beasts for
Speaker 1: not that long, I guess, and he did a bunch
Speaker 1: of horrible shit like he did the he did the
Speaker 1: solitary confinement thing is supposed to do it for one
Speaker 1: hundred days, but they never released it because it went
Speaker 1: so poorly. And the thing is, when when I heard
Speaker 1: that the one hundred day thing, because I didn't know
Speaker 1: that they they did another one too, they reshot it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, one hundred days for so was
Speaker 1: because first of all, they don't do it that long
Speaker 1: to Prisoners number two. I remember v Sauce doing one,
Speaker 1: and he didn't make it like a week. He was
Speaker 1: just in like a thing with a white room with nothing,
Speaker 1: and he like freaked down a few days.
Speaker 2: I remember that, yeah, yeah, And I was like, so
Speaker 2: how much did he freak out?
Speaker 1: Well, he was just like I can't take it anymore,
Speaker 1: like this is I'm so not used to. Lights are
Speaker 1: always on, there's nothing going on in this room.
Speaker 2: He tied his penis around his waist. I think it's
Speaker 2: a fucking huge long fallus now he does, because he
Speaker 2: stretched the funk out there. Yeah, like he was he's going.
Speaker 1: Crazy, and he did it with like he figured it
Speaker 1: out how to do it without actually ripping his penis off.
Speaker 1: He just kept slowly stretching. And then.
Speaker 2: Because he's a science guy, every hour he got a
Speaker 2: nice tugging games of an inch.
Speaker 1: It'll work like that's what they you know, when when
Speaker 1: there's that much tension on you, the cells will compensate,
Speaker 1: they'll start reproducing, jumping start. Yeah, so we jumped Max.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's me Dick Sauce. And then he saw how
Speaker 2: long can human peepee? Bet? I'm ready sitting on a
Speaker 2: nice seventeen inches? Can I get longer?
Speaker 3: Can I get the music starts in the background? I
Speaker 3: love that V Sauce music.
Speaker 2: Dude. When I first found about V Sauce, Chris showed
Speaker 2: me all the fun up VI Sauce memes and I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing. Yeah. Remember like how many children
Speaker 2: can I fit in my basement? Yeah? Like being like
Speaker 2: a complete serial. I could not believe how funny it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, this guy's this is really funny.
Speaker 2: Then I watched videos and I was like, all, this
Speaker 2: guy's like like teaching me stuff, which I appreciated.
Speaker 3: He's He's one of those people that I'm pretty confident
Speaker 3: is a pretty decent guy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: James Good Yeah branded him a VidCon chatter a little bit,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Sauce the fun what are you
Speaker 1: doing here, bitch?
Speaker 2: I remember didn't approach m It felt like I wasn't
Speaker 2: smart enough to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't really, Yeah, I was like I can't.
Speaker 3: What am I going to talk to this guy?
Speaker 2: But I feel that way. He told you shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up immediately. Yeah, I was going on to Money
Speaker 2: was shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3: Hey, Christopher, shut the fuck up the music bea sauce here, Hey,
Speaker 3: pea sauce, Michael here, Christian?
Speaker 2: What ISV sauce? What is V sauce?
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's velocity sauce. Is it?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Viscous saucescus vagina filago.
Speaker 2: Vagina sauce period blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be, or it could just be regular secretion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's more like vaginal marina. Could you imagine somebody
Speaker 2: putting Imagine you're eating pasta and it's good.
Speaker 1: Oh you what you squirted like pussy blood news So
Speaker 1: like you have spaghetti metballs and the sauce is the
Speaker 1: fucking is yeah.
Speaker 2: Balls are hitting though this is fucking It was a
Speaker 2: little chunky too. I'm be honest, this is this fucking
Speaker 2: That's really the worst thing you've ever said.
Speaker 1: I would I would plot that person's death, you know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do anything about it right away. I'd be
Speaker 1: like it right away, that was that was really good.
Speaker 2: That was really good.
Speaker 1: Huh. And then I would leave get blueprints out. I
Speaker 1: would go insane. I diverse my wife every shower a lot,
Speaker 1: come back at like you know that person maybe's getting
Speaker 1: married and I'm at his fucking wedding and then I
Speaker 1: just blow up the entire thing I made. I made
Speaker 1: a fucking I made an Oppenheimer fucking bomb.
Speaker 2: I got the old the old materials.
Speaker 1: I somehow convinced Robert Downey Junior and that fucking guy,
Speaker 1: the scarecrow guy. Yeah, yeah, I got them the fucking
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: He does the speech and everything, and he blows that
Speaker 2: guy the fucking become death and then listen to the
Speaker 2: beast mister, the beast mister stuff. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So the weirdest thing I guess about the beast mister
Speaker 1: stuff that happened is I'm not shocked about because look
Speaker 1: at you. You to be fair, you can't judge book
Speaker 1: book buds cover. However, if you've seen any of Jimmy
Speaker 1: beast misters like him smiling, him taking pictures, uh, every
Speaker 1: time I go into a seven eleven, he has these
Speaker 1: beast bars or whatever, and yeah, and his smile on
Speaker 1: the the the thing that holds the bars.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the smile. I know what the
Speaker 2: smile is.
Speaker 1: This is this is a lifeless person that is not
Speaker 1: like you know, whether they're just their teeth smiling, but.
Speaker 2: Their eyes are dead busy. It's not that.
Speaker 1: It's because like people that are even you can fake
Speaker 1: a smile easily.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can smile. Look at that. That's like, that's
Speaker 2: an smile. That is a smile. It totally iscake.
Speaker 1: But like when you when you fake smile, you gotta
Speaker 1: squint your eyes just a little bit because that's kind
Speaker 1: of yeah, yeah, looks good. But it reminds me of
Speaker 1: when my my cousin when she was a little girl,
Speaker 1: she didn't really know the concept of how to spot
Speaker 1: smile fakely. I guess a lot of kids don't. They
Speaker 1: just show their teeth and I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: And so mister Beasts, like you see him his dead
Speaker 1: eyes and he's like, I'm really.
Speaker 2: Bad at and I'm like, I'm really good at I
Speaker 2: laugh a lot, but I'm not good at smiling, Like
Speaker 2: smiling the zones weird, that's the dumb Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Does that even mean? Smiling is like a thing you
Speaker 2: do with your face, obviously laughing at something that it
Speaker 2: comes out of your fucking mouth. Smiling isn't natural, like
Speaker 2: a current.
Speaker 3: It's not something people don't like intentionally like generally smile.
Speaker 3: This is something that happens when they see things that
Speaker 3: make them smile.
Speaker 2: Some people, no things make me smile. It's get mad
Speaker 2: at Like right now I'm more laughing than smiling.
Speaker 1: Look, there is I'm talking about fake smiles pretty much.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine pointin percent of the time is when you're
Speaker 2: taking a picture.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Like so it's like that there, and then
Speaker 1: that's when you can tell the people that don't understand
Speaker 1: the concept of smiling and and those that.
Speaker 2: Do smile with your teeth is the thing that's weird, right,
Speaker 2: because that's what it gets weird. That's one of the
Speaker 2: hardest things to do. It's hard to do without looking.
Speaker 1: With seeing yourself. You can't see yourself. It's kind of like, fuck,
Speaker 1: how do I look? But the best thing to do,
Speaker 1: like say, if you're an actor, they it's it's always
Speaker 1: like try to think of something funny. Try to think
Speaker 1: of something funny or remember and this is this is
Speaker 1: very self aware ship Like say, if you're this is
Speaker 1: like if you're like in acting and stuff, remember it
Speaker 1: sounds stupid.
Speaker 2: Remember how your face feels when you're laughing, Like it's
Speaker 2: a weird thing you're talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's kind of like when you're laughing, you
Speaker 1: kind of feel your cheeks perking up. You're kind of
Speaker 1: like you can kind of like, yeah, like that exactly
Speaker 1: when you're when you're when you're laughing, when you're with
Speaker 1: a with a good joke.
Speaker 2: My face went a good joke.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just like one of the mister Beasts, you know,
Speaker 1: he would do that, like he's got a dead appearance totally,
Speaker 1: and you know that's not proof enough to be like,
Speaker 1: oh dude, so, but it is a I would say
Speaker 1: a sociopath would have that marker, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like.
Speaker 2: I really, well, well that's kind of the thing I think,
Speaker 2: I think good ones do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's not a particularly good one, at least
Speaker 3: to me, Like he's accrued in a large audience obviously,
Speaker 3: like I've made fun of mister Bees in the past
Speaker 3: and like for obviously like in stream, because like he
Speaker 3: just always struck me as kind of off in that way,
Speaker 3: like I don't and it's really but it's also so
Speaker 3: superficial because it was literally just vibes, right, it was
Speaker 3: just like I don't like the way this guy smiles
Speaker 3: and looks at cameras.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking weird. And creepy. I don't really like
Speaker 2: him that much.
Speaker 3: I have no heart evidence that he's a bad person
Speaker 3: or whatever, but like, ah, weird, And I always thought
Speaker 3: it was weird of people who like hated him necessarily
Speaker 3: because he seems to do a lot of philanthropy or whatever,
Speaker 3: so like whatever, Yeah, but like I just he was
Speaker 3: always somebody that I just didn't really acknowledge or care
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: He's a sociopath, right, but he's like one of the
Speaker 2: ones that like was taught to be a decent person.
Speaker 1: He just has I mean, well, I mean you can
Speaker 1: you can understand the concept of like I need to
Speaker 1: do well. But to me, whenever I saw mister Beese,
Speaker 1: I felt like, you know, I could be totally wrong
Speaker 1: about the guy. But from if the allegations everything that's
Speaker 1: coming out are true, then it would be like the
Speaker 1: vibes that we're feeling are correct in the way that yes,
Speaker 1: he's still helping people, but he's clearly doing it for Clout,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, And when you do
Speaker 1: things for Clout like that, it doesn't take away that
Speaker 1: you're still helping people.
Speaker 2: It just makes you seem weird.
Speaker 3: Like like it's pulling out a camera when you help
Speaker 3: a homeless person, it's like, well, I mean it's you
Speaker 3: are still helping someone.
Speaker 2: This is also for you. Yeah, it's like if the
Speaker 2: camera wasn't there, would Jimmy be doing all this ship
Speaker 2: No exactly doesn't actually get a boiling pot of water
Speaker 2: and throw on a homeless person.
Speaker 3: I think if that's what you Tom Sweeney wished to do,
Speaker 3: then I think you know you should follow me.
Speaker 2: I should do that. Okay, So you gotta run from
Speaker 2: your fucking place like have like one in the car.
Speaker 3: Boiling water unboils pretty quick, so you gotta be pretty good.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. You have well talking about.
Speaker 1: It will still be scold, scolding hot in like a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you gotta like run down the street
Speaker 2: and like go like something like a portable hot plate.
Speaker 2: How you doing man? It you just gotta have in
Speaker 2: the back of the car. Somebody was like, hey, you
Speaker 2: hungry man, came, follow me. I'll give you the car.
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing at doing that. I'm laughing at the
Speaker 2: creature that way do that.
Speaker 1: So you boiling hot water, dude.
Speaker 2: Think's gonna get a fucking hog. Nice meal and some
Speaker 2: clothes and all he gets his third degree bird.
Speaker 1: That's really by dude, what you do to justify You
Speaker 1: put the money in the boiling water, so you still
Speaker 1: give him the hot pot to Yeah, you gave him
Speaker 1: all that ship and throw it at him, but you
Speaker 1: still give money.
Speaker 2: You don't give him a fucking brown penny. I gave
Speaker 2: him a ship. Might see.
Speaker 1: I feel like you'd be justified if you gave him
Speaker 1: some money with the boiling water on his face, give
Speaker 1: him you give him something like woman and then like
Speaker 1: the water warm him up, the money grafts to his face.
Speaker 2: You know the idea the A level is a fucking
Speaker 2: psycho passion. That is, I'm throwing off a hot water
Speaker 2: on somebody and throwing the thing the hot water was
Speaker 2: in at them and driving off. Did they find you
Speaker 2: then they find you?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think they would care to be honest.
Speaker 2: Man, my heart, I make my humanity turned back on afterwards,
Speaker 2: and I'm nobody.
Speaker 1: Cares amount of programs that are propping up in like
Speaker 1: states that they're trying to give homeless people bus tickets
Speaker 1: to get the fuck out of their cut out of
Speaker 1: their out of their state. Like hey, where's your where's
Speaker 1: your hometown, where are you from? Blah blah blah, and
Speaker 1: then they're like here, go.
Speaker 2: Back, get away. There's all programs like that. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is fucking insane.
Speaker 3: But so but so, Like, look, the most recent red
Speaker 3: flag to me was the whole mister Beach just got
Speaker 3: rid of all the plastic in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Did you see that story? Yeah, And it's like my
Speaker 2: ass like, as no, he didn't. There's no way that
Speaker 2: trying the micro he could.
Speaker 1: He couldn't even get shut up. He couldn't even get
Speaker 1: one percent out.
Speaker 2: That's all up.
Speaker 3: There's not a single part of that story that is
Speaker 3: even remotely plausible. What the idea that like tried to
Speaker 3: pass in some way like oh yeah, this is something
Speaker 3: that happens, Like, no, no fucking way. Also, even if
Speaker 3: that was the case, the trash is still here. The
Speaker 3: problem is not gone. The problem wasn't that the trash
Speaker 3: was of the ocean. The problem was that we have
Speaker 3: no way to get rid of it, and so it
Speaker 3: ended up in the ocean. Where's it gonna go Now,
Speaker 3: It's gonna go back in the ocean.
Speaker 2: So the thing is, that's right, I guess we can
Speaker 2: shoot in the space, but the amount of money would
Speaker 2: cost space the amount of money that it would We've
Speaker 2: had this debate.
Speaker 3: It's incredibly expensive to shoot all of the Earth's trash
Speaker 3: into space.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't it be better for the planet inherently, wouldn't
Speaker 2: it not?
Speaker 3: Technically because the fuel that you would burn in in
Speaker 3: those kinds of treks in the first place would be
Speaker 3: pretty And there also leads to like space pollution and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only option moving forward, guess for the potentially
Speaker 2: go back into the orbit and hit the Earth.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing about it, and fucking up satellites
Speaker 1: and a lot of other things are hovering off satellites.
Speaker 1: Well we kind of need we need to be desperately
Speaker 1: desperately that as a matter of fact, like the fact
Speaker 1: that we don't have backups for if they go down,
Speaker 1: you know, for like space warfare EMP type ship things that.
Speaker 2: People are testing. They're they're testing stuff like that to
Speaker 2: fuck people up.
Speaker 1: Hor Like right now they kind of are like a
Speaker 1: specific not like the they I give it, like twenty
Speaker 1: thirty will have a real hammadar Hamma, but China will
Speaker 1: have it though, So it's gonna be it's gonna be
Speaker 1: gears of China War. Yeah, China's of war. Yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna use it all over Taiwan'll.
Speaker 2: Be a Chinese fucking berserker. I'm not gonna make that
Speaker 2: sound would sound like, but I thought about it.
Speaker 3: I thought about doing Chinese. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Every fiber my being watched to yes, do that, but
Speaker 2: I'm fighting, I'm fighting to urge.
Speaker 3: But so listen, this beast is collapsing. Uh, the allegations
Speaker 3: are pretty wild. There was listen, there was a sex
Speaker 3: offender that he hired.
Speaker 2: They didn't know. That was kind of kind.
Speaker 1: It's not secret, so he from from there's been corroboration that.
Speaker 1: So there's a guy named Jake the Viking that I've
Speaker 1: never heard about before, but apparently he's been coming out
Speaker 1: recently and saying like Jimmy knew about Ava, Chris Brown whatever,
Speaker 1: Ava Brone like a straight show. So yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: we'll get to that. So this guy, Jake the Viking
Speaker 1: was employed with Mister Beasts and uh heuh got this
Speaker 1: guy that they call him Delaware. He doesn't have like
Speaker 1: an identity on the Mister B Show. Whenever he's been
Speaker 1: on he's been a Delaware and he would have this
Speaker 1: fucking mask on and stuff. So they thought that was
Speaker 1: kind of weird that like, why is this guy hiding
Speaker 1: his identity and they're thinking it's because of he And
Speaker 1: here's the thing, here's Jake's version of the story versus
Speaker 1: what is available kind of different because they're saying that
Speaker 1: this girl accused him like when she was sixteen, said hey,
Speaker 1: this guy like raped or whatever when I was like
Speaker 1: eleven or something like that, and he believed that it
Speaker 1: didn't happen, even though this fucking Delaware guy took the
Speaker 1: plea deal. If you didn't do it for something that
Speaker 1: fucking serious, why would you plead to it? Now, some
Speaker 1: people do get scared into taking plea deals and they
Speaker 1: sucked themself, but they're usually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's usually does Drake Bell kind of had
Speaker 3: That was kind of the Drake Bell situation too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in his famous that's why yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also in this situation, he did like what he
Speaker 1: just what is it? He got like he got deceived
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: No, well, yeah, he found out the age and then
Speaker 3: stopped talking person, but she kept stalking him and she
Speaker 3: kept showing up to like his concerts and stuff, and
Speaker 3: he took a plea deal and then like it just
Speaker 3: kind of was like a you're communicating in appropriately with somebody.
Speaker 3: It didn't really matter that he didn't know the age,
Speaker 3: because he still kind of did it. Yeah, But yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what as my understanding of he talks about it is.
Speaker 2: That whole thing is fucking his whole entire stories hard. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everything it talks about it what we're Yeah,
Speaker 2: the idea is that, like, that's how it works. If
Speaker 2: you like, if you find if you're with somebody right
Speaker 2: you find out they're underage, and you like literally ought
Speaker 2: like there's verbratum of you making like an effort to like, hey, suffering.
Speaker 1: Oh I know where you're going with this, but let
Speaker 1: me say this is the way that it works. Prosecutors
Speaker 1: are fucking evil and ruthless.
Speaker 2: So usually what.
Speaker 1: They'll do is they want you to take a plea
Speaker 1: deal so it's gonna look good for them to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're guilty, instead of them threatening you with this long,
Speaker 1: lengthy trial where there's a possibility that you'll still fucking
Speaker 1: lose and get fucked way harder. And so they usually
Speaker 1: try to scare you when it's taking a plea deal.
Speaker 1: So that's why a lot of innocent people take plea
Speaker 1: deals because they're frightened and they're shitty.
Speaker 2: Lawyers will be like, take the plea deal.
Speaker 1: And in this situation, I feel like, if you're accused
Speaker 1: of raping a eleven year old girl, it says it
Speaker 1: says one through eleven in that uh sex yeah street
Speaker 1: thing what crazy, which is insanity.
Speaker 2: So I feel like that's.
Speaker 1: The one thing you don't plead to because this is
Speaker 1: so bad that why would you plead this? Because it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: this is gonna follow me for the rest of my
Speaker 1: fucking life. And if I become delaware yet if i'm
Speaker 1: I'm Captain Delaware because he has this fucking mask on.
Speaker 1: And then, apparently from Jake the Vikings point of view,
Speaker 1: at least I think I read this in a tweet,
Speaker 1: he said that Jimmy's mom and Jimmy met with this guy.
Speaker 1: They talked about the situation. They all understood what it
Speaker 1: was from his point of view, and from their point
Speaker 1: of view, they think that it was true and it
Speaker 1: didn't happen, it was false, and that his record's gonna
Speaker 1: be expunged soon. But I was like, I saw a
Speaker 1: tweet actually recently because somebody was trying to say, what
Speaker 1: do you not believe people are allowed to are they
Speaker 1: not allowed to rehabilitate in the society?
Speaker 4: And I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold the funk on hold. And I was like, Bro,
Speaker 4: if you or anyone you knew at eleven years old
Speaker 4: got raped by somebody, would you be like, yeah, that
Speaker 4: guy deserves to be to work with Jimmy, with beast, mister,
Speaker 4: you can be on the largest platform on for for
Speaker 4: content creation for people and put them in the most
Speaker 4: you know, like right, Like you don't fucking believe that
Speaker 4: since it's not tied to them, right, So it's just
Speaker 4: a huge lack of empathy that this fucking dumb look.
Speaker 3: And it's also not like that, Look, there's a lot
Speaker 3: that people can be rehabilitated from, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna have a different stance on this kind of thing.
Speaker 3: I one to.
Speaker 2: Eleven is so egregious. This isn't like, this isn't like
Speaker 2: having those urges is the time when you like rehability
Speaker 2: and you try to figure out like a way to
Speaker 2: like understand what the problems you have and make a
Speaker 2: race to think, effort to sway away from acting on
Speaker 2: those urges. Acting upon it is a problem. That's where
Speaker 2: it's like, fuck, you already did that. Man. You're like,
Speaker 2: you've already let the cat out the bag, and you
Speaker 2: can't undo the damage you've done to somebody after you. Right,
Speaker 2: It's just it's just such a thing. It's just such
Speaker 2: an agregious I'm like, oh, look, dude, they deserve help
Speaker 2: and understand a better means of understanding how and why
Speaker 2: they're acting this way. And they then if they help
Speaker 2: themselves and brent themselves doing that, they can help others,
Speaker 2: which is a very good thing, and it will help
Speaker 2: a lot of people go from hurting other hunting young
Speaker 2: children and hurting themselves and ruining this place. But once
Speaker 2: you act, that's where even me where I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1: You got the stars, you got the scarlet letter for life,
Speaker 1: and at the very fucking least, at the very very
Speaker 1: very least, you don't work with people that cater to children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of and like what he couldn't find
Speaker 2: anybody better?
Speaker 1: Like like this kind of is this guy so good
Speaker 1: that like listen, yeah, he'd he molested a kid, but
Speaker 1: like he's so.
Speaker 2: Good at what he like, what does he do? Listen,
Speaker 2: we can't possibly be that good, No fucking way.
Speaker 3: Look at the shot of mister beast walking towards feastables.
Speaker 3: This is an amazing shot. Not even possible with that delaware.
Speaker 2: This is so you're like, whoa is actually a really
Speaker 2: good shot? WHOA? No, it's not this.
Speaker 1: It would have to be like like the you know,
Speaker 1: the Zack Snyder's cinematographer, Like I like that guy. Like
Speaker 1: if it was like I was like, whoa, that guy fucking.
Speaker 2: Really if it was really the idea of the moment
Speaker 2: where like where everybody's storming the castle to get not
Speaker 2: a cast, storm in the house to get Jack back,
Speaker 2: then I'd be like, all right, man, this guy's different.
Speaker 2: This guy's got some talent. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just that there's a degree of egregiousness where it's
Speaker 3: just like, dude, there's so many there's so many adult women,
Speaker 3: you know, like and and to me, it's like there's
Speaker 3: there's obvious impropriety and like scummy behavior. If you're like
Speaker 3: a like a twenty three year old talking to a
Speaker 3: seventeen year old right, that's scummy and creepy and bizarre.
Speaker 2: One to eleven is monstrous. Well, it is the definition
Speaker 2: of a battle file. Yeah, like literally that's like the
Speaker 2: in the in the book. Yeah, child, that's monster, Like,
Speaker 2: that's that's that's you should get. You should catch a
Speaker 2: writing ahead.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, man, I it's I feel like since
Speaker 1: we don't hear about this many most of the cases
Speaker 1: we hear it's always like some somebody post pubscent some
Speaker 1: fucking teenager thing where it's like it's creepy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like just under the age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't get this, Like, we don't. It's rare
Speaker 1: when we hear about because we don't really want to
Speaker 1: hear about them. Those monstras, those monstras. I just you know,
Speaker 1: Jeff Holiday, uh he he posted about So there was
Speaker 1: this guy on Twitter. He got banned because he posted CP. Now,
Speaker 1: to be fair, he I don't know the situation.
Speaker 2: Be fair.
Speaker 1: Well, so this is well, this exactly, this exactly. Let
Speaker 1: me explain the guy. He seems like a retard and
Speaker 1: he was trying to raise awareness that this was happening.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: He wasn't posting it as if at least this is
Speaker 1: what from his camp. This is what he's claiming. He
Speaker 1: was posting it to raise awareness that this shit is happening.
Speaker 1: I said, no matter what way he sliced, it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: It's hell to even post anything like that. So I
Speaker 1: didn't know anything about it, right, I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was, didn't care. I was just like, I heard
Speaker 1: this guy, Elon Musk brought this book guy back, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, of course Elan want to bring him back.
Speaker 2: What a fucking freak band even And he's completely aware
Speaker 2: of what he did.
Speaker 1: And so here's the thing. Jeff brought it up recently
Speaker 1: and he explained what the image or what it was
Speaker 1: the guy that he shared, and there's a name of
Speaker 1: the video which I'm not gonna repeat because I am
Speaker 1: already mad that I know what it is. And then
Speaker 1: Jeff explains a lot of people don't know about this.
Speaker 1: There was this guy in Australia. This he would go
Speaker 1: to the Philippines or whatever and like do stuff to infants, infants, infants,
Speaker 1: And I'm not even I didn't even go deeply into
Speaker 1: what how what Jeff was explaining it really fucking disturbed me.
Speaker 1: And there's documentaries on YouTube about this guy. It really
Speaker 1: annoyed me. It is annoying, to say the least. It
Speaker 1: was just well, it was like I was just like, man,
Speaker 1: if there was ever a time that I didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to read something, that would have been like
Speaker 1: the time to not read it. But my curious I'm
Speaker 1: a reader. I like reading. I blame so it saves me.
Speaker 1: That's I blame RPGs man back in the day.
Speaker 2: Do this anymore? Man, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Guys, Yeah, all right later, I wish, uh, I wish,
Speaker 1: I wish I was innocent still, but yeah, miss it's
Speaker 1: not looking good for mister pace though. It's it's uh
Speaker 1: from what's happening right now. And I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I am surprised because I think, you know, even though
Speaker 1: the streis that effect is real, it's also not in
Speaker 1: the way that if YouTube just swept this shit under
Speaker 1: the rug, if nuke this guy's channel, nothing would happen
Speaker 1: in like a month. I'm surprised. This is mister Beasts
Speaker 1: is the golden boy. He is the guy for YouTube.
Speaker 1: You would think YouTube would just hit the eject button,
Speaker 1: make up some bullshit excuse. Everybody would get mad make content,
Speaker 1: and then a month later everyone moves on. So it's
Speaker 1: actually I'm a little bit like, whoa, it's crazy that
Speaker 1: that guy that's making these videos yesterday, I feel like
Speaker 1: they would like, why wouldn't you if your golden if
Speaker 1: your golden child, But that's what I mean, if your
Speaker 1: golden child is being threatened you look again. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he is of porn.
Speaker 2: I swear a lot of that stuff looks like that's
Speaker 2: like novels of porn.
Speaker 1: That's like that's an AI transcript of like what of
Speaker 1: the captions? What I like your female case, man, my
Speaker 1: female case Yeah, has all the rhinestones on it and ship.
Speaker 2: Like that spider mander. It's a little glitz and glammed up.
Speaker 2: It's a little like the eyes make it look a
Speaker 2: little like cute. That's pretty. It's cool. It's cool though.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's not bad. This is fucking broken
Speaker 2: and I'm getting my phone. It's like, what's broken about it?
Speaker 2: What is that? I mean? It still does the job done.
Speaker 2: It's a case though it's supposed to just like protect
Speaker 2: your phone from it still does a job. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: makes you said that I messed it up and this
Speaker 2: is a limited drop too. Unfortunately. Yeah, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: I'm never going back with all these things, man like that.
Speaker 1: That's it's useful, never going back. It's it's so useful.
Speaker 1: It's so useful, especially like it's just it's just useful.
Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I guess that's really it. So we can move
Speaker 2: on to some questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a lot of questions from our audience
Speaker 3: over at patreon dot com Clash a snark tank. Remember
Speaker 3: you can go there and you can get early access
Speaker 3: ad free all that jazz. Uh can top as well?
Speaker 2: Mean a thing if my dick don't sling all right.
Speaker 3: First question comes from splitsh Splash I was gaping his
Speaker 3: ass and dearest Chris Game, Malding, Homo, Derek Bilot and
Speaker 3: Kingston gay Men's come.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I mean game to many games
Speaker 2: come okay, gay gay stretch. But it works, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's forced. I wouldn't say's stress. It's force.
Speaker 1: It's it's not bad because I couldn't think of anything
Speaker 1: better on the spot.
Speaker 2: So yeah, jameson game is that was too.
Speaker 1: Easy because I wanted more gayness in it. I wanted
Speaker 1: like at least two syllables of something gay related, but
Speaker 1: I still want so I wanted to be like son
Speaker 1: like like it almost sounds.
Speaker 2: Like son on the on the recent calls, game has
Speaker 2: come or something to criminalize slash uh ai slash deep
Speaker 2: fake porn after Taylor Swift fake after the Tailor Swift
Speaker 2: fakes went viral on Twitter?
Speaker 3: Should be legal? Should it be illegal? Where is the
Speaker 3: line drawn on fake porn? Should that extend to non
Speaker 3: AI fakes? If I just draw a picture of Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift's booby, should that count? So just a question, I guess,
Speaker 3: so question should should AI porn be illegal?
Speaker 1: And from my point of from my perspective, I don't care,
Speaker 1: Like I I personally don't care, but I'm obviously I'm
Speaker 1: not a celebrity that that would be upset about us.
Speaker 2: In that man y. Yeah, So I would say it
Speaker 2: should be illegal without the content of the person that's
Speaker 2: making that's involved in it. Obviously.
Speaker 3: I just think the nature at which you can mass
Speaker 3: produce this with no talent involved kind of makes it
Speaker 3: like like like if you're gonna be like an artist
Speaker 3: and you're gonna draw people that at the very least
Speaker 3: is something that cannot be like mass duplicating, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like you cannot have like thousands upon
Speaker 3: thousands upon thousands of fake images of you doing porn,
Speaker 3: each of them different in like a matter of like
Speaker 3: ten minutes, in the same in the same way that
Speaker 3: you can with like AI. I think that that's kind
Speaker 3: of the separation. It's it's the amount of damage that
Speaker 3: can be done based on like one artist versus like
Speaker 3: an AI algorithm that's able to do it. I think so,
Speaker 3: I think there's like a basic kind of I think
Speaker 3: that's its basic humanity. It just kind of like not
Speaker 3: incentivized doing this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 1: I told you, Like I would say, the only way
Speaker 1: that it should be allowed to exist, like you said,
Speaker 1: consent from the artists if they're like, yeah, go ahead
Speaker 1: and just pay me shit a little money, yeah, or
Speaker 1: there has to be some sort of because right now
Speaker 1: it's I don't know how people think any of that
Speaker 1: shit's real. Like it's crazy that there's people that are like, oh,
Speaker 1: it'shit's really they I feel like people.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't be the stupid they are.
Speaker 1: It will get that, it will get to that point
Speaker 1: where it's it's indiscernible or whatever the word I'm looking
Speaker 1: for is okay. And at that point there has to
Speaker 1: be like the people, the engines or whatever that are
Speaker 1: being used, there has to be some sort of fucking
Speaker 1: watermark that lets people know that it's fake. They have
Speaker 1: to do it like if they have to do otherwise
Speaker 1: they will get you know, fucked in the ass by
Speaker 1: the long tick of the law.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, people, it's gonna use it a lot,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna get It's gonna get problematic, for sure,
Speaker 2: it'll get problematic. It is.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it to get, but I'll watch it
Speaker 1: when it gets like really really good. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: some of myself, yeah, like I want to like make me,
Speaker 1: but really, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make some of me, and I'm gonna charge
Speaker 2: people for it. Yeah, you know, and they won't even know.
Speaker 2: They won't even know. I haven't done that.
Speaker 3: I woke up this morning, I typed a prompt and
Speaker 3: the fucking porn GBT or whatever the is gonna be
Speaker 3: porn and then I'm making thousands.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: Oh, Derek, I didn't know you were fucking six foot four.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I did to know your penis was pink, specifically right,
Speaker 2: pink penis.
Speaker 1: It's bright pink. I'm fucking literally tag teaming with Shack.
Speaker 1: I'm just as tall as them, Like it's real. You
Speaker 1: guys are tag teaming like this whole time, someone Biles.
Speaker 2: Or Betty White. You guys are tag team and Betty
Speaker 2: White and it's the worst. Dig her up, she's dead.
Speaker 2: How would you guys?
Speaker 3: I want to ask you guys thing, How do you
Speaker 3: guys feel if this if Shack was short this whole
Speaker 3: time and they were just using force perspectives to make
Speaker 3: him seem tall?
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen him before in person more than one,
Speaker 2: So how do you know you want to see him
Speaker 2: fro through force perspective? How the other force?
Speaker 5: Like this is what I'm asking because force perspective is
Speaker 5: like what if you've.
Speaker 3: Seen so many what if you because you saw Shack
Speaker 3: in person, you thought he was tall because of how
Speaker 3: many times he's looked tall on TV?
Speaker 2: At that moment, at that moment, I don't care. It's
Speaker 2: like that's happening, Like whatever, does that just get too existential?
Speaker 2: It's like, look, then, who's am I being mind controlled
Speaker 2: this moment what is my posession? Everything? If my whole
Speaker 2: time I thought dogs looked like dogs and they looked
Speaker 2: like fucking cats. Right, I'm just like whatever, dude, I
Speaker 2: don't got time.
Speaker 1: Don't trust your brain.
Speaker 2: Man, It's like finding out, Like I'm fucking what is
Speaker 2: finding out? Tomatoes were like fruits and me being like whatever,
Speaker 2: I don't care. Are they they are? Technically? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah of course there. Yeah, they got seeds just like olives.
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Uh?
Speaker 3: Swing bonking lily gum gum Kazuka could come, come Zuka,
Speaker 3: gum gum, come Zuka.
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is that? Is that a loofy thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know who loof he is? Even I've seen one
Speaker 2: piece the fact, you know lufis as well. I've seen
Speaker 2: I saw the live action show. You watched it? I
Speaker 2: watched like the first episode. I didn't watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean watched it.
Speaker 3: Probably not gonna watch it either. I was like, this
Speaker 3: looks dumb, It's fine whatever. Uh, anyway he writes it.
Speaker 3: He says, this one's for Swen. What would you do
Speaker 3: if you had glasses and we're able to read the
Speaker 3: names at the end?
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd be able to read names at the end.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's that simple. Did you have a
Speaker 2: you have an appointment? Right? Did you do it? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 2: description it wasn't that bad. Actually, what is it? I
Speaker 2: just have a segnotism. That's it.
Speaker 3: Like just so you have a stigmatism. Yeah, that's I
Speaker 3: don't even have a stigmentism as wild I do. So
Speaker 3: what's your prescription? I think it's like a like a
Speaker 3: maybe like a fucking one point something.
Speaker 2: That big deal. That's one point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worse than me. Yeah, mine's not too bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't yours? Like fucking eleven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's like minus ten, But like at a certain point,
Speaker 3: like the difference between five and ten is very like
Speaker 3: not real, like it becomes so exponential at that point.
Speaker 2: No different blind people in our friend Yeah actually can't
Speaker 2: see things. Yeah, I mean I can see enough.
Speaker 3: Really, it's not really that bad until you get to
Speaker 3: like minus fucking until you get to like everything's black,
Speaker 3: you know. That's that's kind of like the big problem.
Speaker 2: The idea of that you walk in and they're like, yo,
Speaker 2: you can't see. It's like, yeah, that's why I came
Speaker 2: here because I did my boxing point blind, like I
Speaker 2: was able to like fight and ship like that.
Speaker 3: Blind Yeah, like it wasn't really that big because you're
Speaker 3: right next to people you can see them. You know,
Speaker 3: people who are far sighted, it's probably it's probably rough,
Speaker 3: it's probably. I don't even I can't. I really can't
Speaker 3: even conceptualize far sightedness.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know how that works.
Speaker 3: Like it just seems to make sense to me that
Speaker 3: the closer things are, the more you can see them,
Speaker 3: so like near sighted is just like makes sense. But
Speaker 3: they that they are far sided. People out there they
Speaker 3: can see clearer further away, but closer up it gets
Speaker 3: fucking blurry.
Speaker 2: It's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: I guess it's it's almost like a superpower, right, it's
Speaker 3: not even like a problem in some way.
Speaker 2: I mean, to see what's in front of you. I
Speaker 2: feel like it just sucks.
Speaker 1: It just sucks to like you want to join something
Speaker 1: up closes that you can, like you would be.
Speaker 2: Like watch porn from across the room. You gotta watch
Speaker 2: you have to put on the TV instead outside anybody
Speaker 2: who's far sighted in the chat, uh kill yourself. But
Speaker 2: that's that's that's question.
Speaker 3: Let me know, let me know what that's like. Because
Speaker 3: I I really cannot fathom what that's.
Speaker 2: Kill yourself and then send me a measage from how Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I do have.
Speaker 1: I've I've noticed on my eyes have gone a little
Speaker 1: bit worse when the closer things are now. Uh like,
Speaker 1: uh say I noticed when I was because I would
Speaker 1: I would inject uh the shoulder, Yeah, I'm inject. I
Speaker 1: remected in my shoulders right with the with a with
Speaker 1: the zero gauge needle.
Speaker 6: That is, wait, I must not be thinking of the
Speaker 6: right needle on the one they put in Like animals,
Speaker 6: A zero gauge is probably something you put on like
Speaker 6: a whale or something.
Speaker 2: Like. A zero gage is probably to this big.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it's it's kind of it's hard
Speaker 3: to find like a like like a.
Speaker 2: Zero the context.
Speaker 1: But like that's like that is preposterous.
Speaker 2: A zero gage needle is that's just being just stabbed.
Speaker 1: So this is a yeah, it's it's I can't imagine
Speaker 1: how painful that but so you know it just lets
Speaker 1: the ivermect and going easy.
Speaker 2: You know, it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, there's no like opening up your chest and like
Speaker 1: spoon dropping like I've reed it.
Speaker 2: There, I want to make sure you get it all
Speaker 2: in there nice and good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, good stuff, man, good stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Joe Rogan, he's the one that turned
Speaker 1: me on too, and an RFK Junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I watched a straw.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's a big straw. That's like
Speaker 1: a straw smoothie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a smoothies things. Dude, you're just putting that
Speaker 2: in your body.
Speaker 1: It is terrifying.
Speaker 2: What gauge is that? That that's way bigger. I don't
Speaker 2: even know. That's way small. Needles. Those are just drill bits. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those are just those are just fucking screw drivers.
Speaker 1: That's probably like a eight gauge or something.
Speaker 3: You know, they used to have to use screwdrivers to
Speaker 3: like inject you with ship back in like the Civil War.
Speaker 2: It's not true. How do you know were you there?
Speaker 2: It was? You weren't there, but neither were you? No,
Speaker 2: but I saw it.
Speaker 1: You never saw like h you guys ever seen my
Speaker 1: Chemical Romance music video of the Ghost of You. You
Speaker 1: see that where it's like it's like they're at the
Speaker 1: you know, the the dance, like the USO Dance or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then and then it also uh cuts to them
Speaker 1: at Stormy Normandy and then like fucking you know, one
Speaker 1: of the dude's legs I think Gerard, I think his
Speaker 1: name is the singer.
Speaker 2: His legs like blown off whatever.
Speaker 1: And then they just put the drill in them, you know,
Speaker 1: like you see the medic put it put a drill
Speaker 1: in his eye, so like he's like, hey, we we
Speaker 1: we can't get to your It actually says that you
Speaker 1: can see the dialogue.
Speaker 2: It's like, we can't get your leg. We have to
Speaker 2: we have to go through your eye. They have a
Speaker 2: little botomy, but his leg goes back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably it's one of the closet music we
Speaker 1: have ever seen.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: You know, if you do get if you get a
Speaker 3: lot of me, you can regrow limbs because so much
Speaker 3: of your so much of your body is trying to
Speaker 3: feed your brain. But now that there's like nothing left
Speaker 3: in the brain goes to the rest of your body.
Speaker 3: You can regrow limbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was really surprised when I saw it in the
Speaker 1: music video, said, wow, dude, there's a great song too.
Speaker 2: Can do that, right, isn't that crazy cut off? I
Speaker 2: don't know who actual is is that a Italian man?
Speaker 2: Was that? Yeah, excell lot, Yeah, who is that? What
Speaker 2: do you? I'm about that? A lot? I can grow
Speaker 2: up my limbs is like the little salamanders I throw
Speaker 2: on my limbs. What are you saying? Like it's not real?
Speaker 2: They are They're like animals. They're really cute.
Speaker 1: Axel autos ext axel what actual autotos? The fucking famous
Speaker 1: German Italian gymnasts, know.
Speaker 3: The impressionist gymnasts. Yeah, he does impressions while he h
Speaker 3: while he flips through the.
Speaker 2: Air and look at I am a Dartha Vader.
Speaker 1: He just heavily fliplip flip flip.
Speaker 2: Applaud to me. That is such a specific skill set.
Speaker 2: Applaud me, applaud of me. Anyway, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I love, Like what was it?
Speaker 3: Was it Jebb with that was like please class, oh
Speaker 3: please clap. That's that's like iconic. That was like the
Speaker 3: last likable uh Republican. It was jem But I liked him.
Speaker 3: I like to tell you you remember when he would
Speaker 3: he would he would hand out fucking pewter turtles.
Speaker 1: No you don't remember this, no, No, which I understand
Speaker 1: is yeah, like you know what Pewter is right.
Speaker 2: So he would walk around I swear this is real.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is a fever dream, but I've had so
Speaker 3: many conversations like with Zach about this. But like he
Speaker 3: would hand out on the campaign trail in like twenty sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he wasn't part of twenty twenty. I think in the
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen election in the primaries, he would hand out.
Speaker 2: He would meet with his like.
Speaker 3: You know constituenty or Peter like supporters or whatever. You
Speaker 3: would have a pocket full of Pewter turtles and he
Speaker 3: would just hand them to people like like candy, like
Speaker 3: an old man, like like a grandpa and a grandma
Speaker 3: handing candy to their like you know, their grandchildren. Just
Speaker 3: be like, here you go, here's a pewter turtle. Here's
Speaker 3: I swear this is real. I look it up just
Speaker 3: to make sure. Yeah, but I remember this very vividly.
Speaker 1: He killed a lot of turtles. He killed a lot
Speaker 1: of turtles.
Speaker 2: Put a whole life turtle inside of it. Can you imagine.
Speaker 3: Where is it Jeb Bush? The increasing constant of is
Speaker 3: Jeb Bush taking the tortoise metaphor to oh yeah, because
Speaker 3: there was like some like metaphor going around about how
Speaker 3: like he was like, I don't know, like the oh,
Speaker 3: it was like the rabbit in the Rabbit the turtle,
Speaker 3: like slow and steady wins the race.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm slow, but I'm catching up. And
Speaker 1: so he would like he used the turtle. It's like
Speaker 1: a like, oh, that's what he was doing. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find the video of him like actually doing it.
Speaker 1: And then and then he realized how inconvened this was.
Speaker 1: So he started grinding up real turtles.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, people, He's like, here's a spoonful of turtle ashes.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy. That was like his ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1: He would like burn turtles up and like paint.
Speaker 2: He would write turtle on his forehead and turtle ashes.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna win this race. God damn it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, here he goes replying, okay, yeah, please die
Speaker 3: what is this?
Speaker 2: Come on? What the fuck? Oh my god, what do
Speaker 2: you do? What the hell is that a horse cock symbol?
Speaker 2: The horse cock? Yes, I have to be on TikTok
Speaker 2: for some reason.
Speaker 1: No, wow, of course it's it would be on tiktokouldn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, he's like talking about it explicitly like
Speaker 3: he's just giving out turtles, Okay, strange fucking guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's that meme though of him like leaning back like that.
Speaker 3: I love of him leaning back against like all the
Speaker 3: United States and they're all.
Speaker 2: It's all like yellow or something like he took he
Speaker 2: took all.
Speaker 3: The states, like a fifty fifty one state landslide for
Speaker 3: Jeb Bush.
Speaker 2: That's a good That was fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like spoke Spanish fluently. So he would go
Speaker 1: to like uh did he actually? Yeah, so he would
Speaker 1: go to like urban not land with us at all,
Speaker 1: like we didn't give a fuck, didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: He was just I'm like, bro, you didn't. The biggest
Speaker 1: thing is the fact that he wasn't like a redneck
Speaker 1: really fucked him.
Speaker 2: If he if you're a Bush, you gotta like sell it.
Speaker 2: You gotta be, you gotta be. You gotta be a Texan,
Speaker 2: you gotta.
Speaker 1: You can't be like, I'm Ji Bushla. Here's a turtle turtle.
Speaker 2: Met may, I'm bush Man. He's a fucking freak. I
Speaker 2: miss him though. He was like he was like a
Speaker 2: that was like a nice kind of like that's so weird.
Speaker 2: He was like that like that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, guy, the.
Speaker 2: Guy who did the weird fucking noise at the rally.
Speaker 1: He was like, if he did that, then I'd understand
Speaker 1: why they like he.
Speaker 2: Got each other like RF can the massage chair. I
Speaker 2: watched that last week to night. It was good. It
Speaker 2: was a good. It was good. Last week.
Speaker 1: I was fucking playing a cyberpunk and a smashing PanAm
Speaker 1: while I was watching that segment was good.
Speaker 2: I seeing his intense it bothers me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Which scene the one where she when you're in that
Speaker 1: tank thinging you guys are vibing doing that total recall
Speaker 1: shit or whatever.
Speaker 3: Really really, I didn't really like anybody in that game,
Speaker 3: to be honest with him, I just wanted to kill
Speaker 3: them everyone, Like I just I was like, this is
Speaker 3: not It's not a dating sim to me.
Speaker 1: I was getting annoyed that I was. I was doing
Speaker 1: one a River's side missions. I wanted to kill him,
Speaker 1: and it was like, you can't do that right now.
Speaker 2: I want to kill River. I does it? River sucks? No,
Speaker 2: he doesn't. You're not gonna change my mind on this
Speaker 2: River is a regular river kind of water. You. River
Speaker 2: was just annoying me.
Speaker 1: I was just like I wanted to hurry up with
Speaker 1: his storyline and like it was his.
Speaker 3: Nephew trailer what was he a trailer park detective and
Speaker 3: the fucking cyberpunk city nerd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, damn, I need a mod like
Speaker 1: and this blast his head off and then like fail
Speaker 1: the mission or something and go about my business.
Speaker 3: Being gay it's not something you should feel ashamed of.
Speaker 3: But River should feel ashamed that he's gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like he was gay. I
Speaker 2: was like, I care about River.
Speaker 1: He said like, oh, let's talk about He was like,
Speaker 1: we can talk about this more over a beer, and
Speaker 1: I was like no, no. I literally was like no,
Speaker 1: let's just stick to the case. And he was like
Speaker 1: of course, And I was like, yeah, of course, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Of course a beer.
Speaker 2: The fact that there's a that's a game where you're
Speaker 2: just friend zoned people.
Speaker 1: It's always feel bad when they give me the option
Speaker 1: of like someone that I'm like, oh, you're cool, but
Speaker 1: I want to go after this person.
Speaker 2: I feel bad like telling him.
Speaker 1: It's like Balder's Gate, like some some might be trying to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, say some ship to you, and you're like,
Speaker 1: like when I Will. When I turned down Will, he
Speaker 1: was so he was fucking just droid.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh I killed him, Well, well I
Speaker 2: killed him, killed Will. He's such a nice guy.
Speaker 3: He's a guy named Will do it in my fantasy game,
Speaker 3: whereas next Jared the.
Speaker 2: Game is not Will spelled normally, it's Will, still fucking Will.
Speaker 2: All I could hear that whole time was like James Avery,
Speaker 2: like sneaking up behind going up on that game again
Speaker 2: so badly. But I'm waiting for some time. Patch is
Speaker 2: gonna be called crazy. What's gonna happen in the next.
Speaker 1: Pat's gonna be so much pussy everywhere?
Speaker 2: Bro' updating everything you get them do. That was me.
Speaker 1: They're let us go hand with the mods because they
Speaker 1: were being kind of like whatever about it before. Because
Speaker 1: even when I I somehow fucked up my launch when
Speaker 1: I try to.
Speaker 2: Use something Derek, the person that modded every character to
Speaker 2: be a penis with eight arms, somehow fucked up my
Speaker 2: ability to launch a game. Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 2: It was. It was like Fallout mods in there.
Speaker 7: Somehow there's that was not not not not mods that
Speaker 7: make balders Gate baldis Gate like Fallout mods that are
Speaker 7: made four fallout in the package files for ball for
Speaker 7: Baller's Gate.
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't my fault, the the these mods that
Speaker 1: were in nexous.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: These mods that were in Nexus said these are also
Speaker 1: compatible for the launch fucking game, and not just early access,
Speaker 1: because there was early access mods, and then these fucking
Speaker 1: things said that they were compatible. Well, clearly they weren't
Speaker 1: because I had to fucking go through my game files,
Speaker 1: and because it did, it took forever. It wasn't as
Speaker 1: simple as just deleting the mods. It was fucking a
Speaker 1: nuisance because usually deleting your monds will fix like the thing, like, oh,
Speaker 1: just the game, just add the foster the game files
Speaker 1: and it's usually that easy.
Speaker 2: They only kept Piple alive.
Speaker 3: If his name is Obama or something was a really
Speaker 3: cool character. He is the Will's will Is will Is
Speaker 3: what's next?
Speaker 2: John the Wizard. He's like, he's like Garrison mixed with No, no, no, no, Garris.
Speaker 2: There's more. He's really good.
Speaker 3: When you know what's different about Garrison. Garris isn't named William.
Speaker 2: What's what's Garris? Is the black guy Jacob?
Speaker 1: Yeah, guess who's like the least like no, see now
Speaker 1: that see that's that's.
Speaker 3: Literally Jacob and Ashley are like the last comparison. Jacob
Speaker 3: and Ashley are the least like characters, specifically because they're
Speaker 3: just not interesting.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Ashley, I feel like Ashley is is disliked because of
Speaker 1: her role to me. She's like, uh, she's made, She's
Speaker 1: made you, she has made for you to dislike her.
Speaker 2: Jacob is just he's oatmeal. Yeah he's Yeah, he's so
Speaker 2: good oatmeal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, he's he's the shittiest, fucking he's not
Speaker 1: he's not steel. He's not steel cut, he's fucking would cut.
Speaker 1: Fucking he's gravel.
Speaker 2: I would say the worst ally most is probably in
Speaker 2: Boner's gape. Probably, uh, I don't know, Maybe Jahira, I
Speaker 2: don't know, because you can't smash her. I wanted the
Speaker 2: She's the worst because I would have used enlarged on
Speaker 2: my big while it was inside of her. Just the
Speaker 2: really screw up bro. Yeah, yeah, I really wish I
Speaker 2: liked it's.
Speaker 1: I wish that there was a a you know how
Speaker 1: like say Final Fantasy.
Speaker 2: Evolved and they're no longer turn based. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 2: love the turn base. No, I'm other people seven between
Speaker 2: seven and how it's like a turn based version. Then
Speaker 2: there's the action version of Yeah, like I'm saying like
Speaker 2: it would be rebirth and seven remake.
Speaker 1: Like the the ability to choose like when you engage
Speaker 1: in that stuff, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The fact that it's in between mode and there's
Speaker 2: like a shu like pretty much Turnbase mode. I've never
Speaker 2: experienced turn Base mode, but I've seen it and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is fucking weird. This exists the way
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like, yeah, so people can enjoy it
Speaker 1: more than people that just don't fuck with turn base anymore,
Speaker 1: because I would.
Speaker 3: I would like to do the story, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean at the very least. But even the easiest
Speaker 3: difficulty is like fucking weird for me because like you
Speaker 3: still have to like know like all the like the
Speaker 3: combat stuff and like how things like affecting how dances.
Speaker 2: It's not a really crazy about the patient, but I
Speaker 2: feel like, Bro, I would Yeah, I know, we know
Speaker 2: I crossed the for that bitch.
Speaker 1: Bro, I know, And now you're gonna modern and put
Speaker 1: some crazy shit on there. It's gonna be, it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: She's gonna have three dicks, bro, and they're all gonna
Speaker 2: be converging into big spiral of dicks like a hydra.
Speaker 1: It's crazy Twizzler. People were wondering if, like some people
Speaker 1: were confused. We're like, wait, she clearly doesn't have a dick,
Speaker 1: but in the storyline, if you if you smash her,
Speaker 1: she fucking parts your legs, like she's gonna fuck your ass.
Speaker 2: Oh she parts your legs because she's fucking in charge.
Speaker 2: But it's like it's just the way. It's just like
Speaker 2: it's like it's like and the tars and it's like.
Speaker 1: That I understood it, but there was people. I was
Speaker 1: just say, there are people confused. They're like, wait, I
Speaker 1: don't understand she fucking me? Is she like literally ah man,
Speaker 1: cogs bad bitch. Yeah, I did the I did the
Speaker 1: when I was doing a darker g I you know, no, no,
Speaker 1: I had her severed head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you asshole. I had to, and you showed it
Speaker 2: to Mazara and then just like jackpot, here's your power up. Well,
Speaker 2: here's a buff here's the best magic item. Way too
Speaker 2: early in the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Will was like really no, no, in that, sorry
Speaker 1: in this one and that and we'll go forward in
Speaker 1: that place.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, Will died somehow.
Speaker 1: Hell no, he didn't even die, and this was probably
Speaker 1: just some type of mistake. He was just not there
Speaker 1: because you know, he shows up, he kills one of
Speaker 1: the goblins whatever when you see him. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: was like excited to be like because I killed Carlac first,
Speaker 1: and I was like, then I'll go to the camp
Speaker 1: and do that whole trigger, that whole sequence. He just
Speaker 1: wasn't there, and I was like, so it's it was
Speaker 1: annoying that I'm like, Okay, clearly something must have happened,
Speaker 1: and but I didn't go.
Speaker 2: I just kept going. It bothers me that that there's
Speaker 2: supposed to be a couple, like obviously just hinted that
Speaker 2: they're they're the ones I would like each other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you say.
Speaker 1: So I did with Garrison tally because in three Mass
Speaker 1: Effect three, like they get together, which it was like
Speaker 1: foreshadowed because Italian was like, oh my favorite fucking romance video.
Speaker 1: It's like it's a thing between a Quorey and and
Speaker 1: a and a and a a Turian.
Speaker 2: So clearly I was like, oh, oh, hell no, hell.
Speaker 1: There's a moment when you walk in your fucking uh
Speaker 1: norm and they're like, oh ship, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what I did?
Speaker 2: You know what I literally did.
Speaker 1: I went back to Mass Effect two and I made
Speaker 1: Gars die in the suicide mission.
Speaker 2: What a oh my god.
Speaker 3: I literally replayed the entirety of Mass Effect two to
Speaker 3: avoid that because that happened with me. I remember how
Speaker 3: Garris died in my suicide mission. I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I replayed the.
Speaker 2: Entire game, like one hundred percent of that game all
Speaker 2: my but like when I was not having when I
Speaker 2: found out that someone could die, like when I was
Speaker 2: because I didn't know and died MYSLSD mission because'm fucking
Speaker 2: a goat, I guess, but like people could die. And
Speaker 2: I was like, did someone die for you? And I
Speaker 2: was like, no, we can die there, and they were like,
Speaker 2: someone usually dies.
Speaker 1: I think there was a bug. There was a bug
Speaker 1: that it didn't matter if he did everything right. You
Speaker 1: did all the loyalty missions, you buffed up your fucking
Speaker 1: your your spaceship.
Speaker 2: The Normandy, Yeah, because all you have to do is.
Speaker 1: Do the loyalty missions and then just essentially buff your
Speaker 1: spaceship and no one should die However.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it bugs and people like say, a lot of
Speaker 2: times Morgan would just die for no reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was standing there and then he would collect
Speaker 3: actually for real, that's how it happened.
Speaker 2: But they would show us as would make it. You
Speaker 2: got to make it to the end, and then Morton
Speaker 2: would just die. You're like, what happened? He was like
Speaker 2: ragged all back to you like like sky him God.
Speaker 1: Because of that effect, I would send him back to
Speaker 1: you can send people when when when you runs masterfully
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: Well, it runs away. So what the legendary edition? Yeah, perfect,
Speaker 3: that's kind of thing. It's like I already have it
Speaker 3: on PlayStation.
Speaker 2: I bought it. I guess I could buy it again
Speaker 2: because it was like fifteen dollars when I bought it
Speaker 2: in a sumer.
Speaker 3: It's like nothing right now, Oh yeah, I mean that
Speaker 3: might be that might be the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like I saw Everyone's well on steam deck.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I get the urge or I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I already have it. You know what I mean? You
Speaker 2: also beat that time. That's just what do you mean
Speaker 2: to that?
Speaker 3: Just me I had again. I don't don't really like
Speaker 3: talking about dreams because like dreams are like whatever.
Speaker 1: But I had a dream like anything lass the night
Speaker 1: before where Derek was like, hey, I got my steam
Speaker 1: deck and he filled it out and it was half
Speaker 1: of a steam deck and it made me laugh so
Speaker 1: hard that I laughed myself away.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you bring this up, because just my luck. Right.
Speaker 1: So this gentleman was like, hey man, you have one.
Speaker 1: I'm like nah, you know, like he was like all right.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I'm gonna send you right, so I'm
Speaker 1: as sending to you. He gives a tracking number and
Speaker 1: he's like, it says it should be here on the
Speaker 1: first of August. I was like sick, and uh so
Speaker 1: the fucking the tracking number. He sent it on the
Speaker 1: twenty seventh of July. The tracking number still says has
Speaker 1: been received on the twenty seventh of July and has
Speaker 1: not budged. And then I was like, hey man, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like he's like yeah, I noticed that too. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go check out. He was like, well, so they
Speaker 1: couldn't send it through the I've never heard this before.
Speaker 1: He said they couldn't send it through the through the
Speaker 1: air because there's a used battery. I've never heard that before,
Speaker 1: but okay, heard that before, so it's just gonna be ground.
Speaker 1: I guess it has to go all the way across
Speaker 1: the country through ground. And he said, apparently they're not
Speaker 1: scanning it when it leaves. So I'm like, wait, what's
Speaker 1: the point of the tracker. I don't understand. What do
Speaker 1: you mean they're not scanning it.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, whatever, I'll just see if
Speaker 1: anything updates.
Speaker 2: It's what is it?
Speaker 1: What's today? So it's the ninth and it is ill
Speaker 1: not budged. It is And I'm like, of course, of
Speaker 1: course this would happen.
Speaker 2: That's like that that they're cheap ones now though there's
Speaker 2: like a threat one that's right. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: do know that this this ship.
Speaker 1: I just I just I'm my credit cards are maxed
Speaker 1: out after moving. Yeah, just bottle bunch of new stuff.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that shit just happens, man, Like I I can't
Speaker 3: remember it said like I had this very specific expensive thing,
Speaker 3: like it's like I waited a while to pull the
Speaker 3: trigger on its like all right, I don't grab it.
Speaker 2: And then the tracking number said.
Speaker 3: Received like the day like before it shipped, and I
Speaker 3: was like, well that can't be because they scan I
Speaker 3: guess they sometimes they scan it early by accident, and
Speaker 3: then there's no way to track it after that because
Speaker 3: the tracking number is four when it's received, and when
Speaker 3: it's received the triggers, it's like, no longer track.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be updated after it's received the last
Speaker 1: stop right, And I waited like five days. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's my fucking thig. It's just just into the ether.
Speaker 2: Gone, dude. I've been trying to get a there's a
Speaker 2: PS five to you. Remember that showed to the wrong place.
Speaker 2: They it was the apartment over when the day they no, no, no,
Speaker 2: not the apartment over.
Speaker 3: They when I got my PSI, by the way, which
Speaker 3: was integral to my job at the time. Uh they
Speaker 3: day one it got to my It got to my
Speaker 3: It said, got to your apartment. I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I go out.
Speaker 2: I go out. I opened my my doors, like, that's
Speaker 2: not here. Maybe it's in the Amazon locker. Because our
Speaker 2: old our old building had an Amazon locker. It's like,
Speaker 2: maybe it's in the Amazon locker. So I would go
Speaker 2: to the Amazon locker nothing hmmm, interesting, And then I
Speaker 2: click on the receipt or whatever. And it shows a
Speaker 2: picture of my PlayStation in front of.
Speaker 1: A door that looks nothing like any of the doors
Speaker 1: in my apartment building.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you've got to be fucking kidding me. And
Speaker 3: I could tell. The only reason I knew it was
Speaker 3: the right number. There was the right number. The door
Speaker 3: had our old number on it. Oh, it was like
Speaker 3: a different building. I was like, you've got to be
Speaker 3: kidding me.
Speaker 2: And the only reason I knew what building it was is.
Speaker 3: Because the color I could see, like the color scheme
Speaker 3: of the building from like the outside, it like match.
Speaker 2: It was like, that's the build across the fucking street. Yo.
Speaker 3: So I had to like wait for somebody to walk
Speaker 3: out of that building, and I sprinted in. I looked
Speaker 3: for our our apartment number, and luckily like somebody hadn't
Speaker 3: taken it. They opened it though a little bit like
Speaker 3: there was like a you tell, somebody tried to peek
Speaker 3: in to see what it was. Oh wow, then they
Speaker 3: just either either didn't want it or didn't care.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like I was fury. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Somebody fucked with the baggage too.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, Yeah, dude, that was they were all coming out, Dude,
Speaker 2: I was so mad I didn't get a PS five
Speaker 2: when everybody got one, because everybody was fucking happy about it.
Speaker 2: Our friend Danny sent a picture of us having like
Speaker 2: holding a fake one, and it was like edited and
Speaker 2: it was way too big. Was that is that real?
Speaker 2: It was confusing because it like it looked real but
Speaker 2: it couldn't be. Also, dude, that day was crazy. That
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that was almost five years ago. Wasn't
Speaker 2: that crazy? That is crazy?
Speaker 3: But dude, that that day, I was so panicked, man,
Speaker 3: because that was at the time where it was kind
Speaker 3: of difficult to get one in general.
Speaker 2: Like kind of difficult. It was impossible to get one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if you didn't if you didn't get it,
Speaker 3: you had to wait like probably months before we're gonna
Speaker 3: get another one.
Speaker 2: I got my PS five, uh in November that year,
Speaker 2: right after the Spider May game came out. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: mis Ross came out, and then like two weeks later
Speaker 2: I got my PS five And even then it was
Speaker 2: hard to get them. Literally, somehow got three PS fives.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, what the fuck? She was like, I
Speaker 2: just I was just shopping. Look out sometimes you look out, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I we don't have to shop on the way.
Speaker 2: We don't if I remember correctly, Like we had like.
Speaker 3: I did have like a bit of a an advantage,
Speaker 3: like we had some connections to let us know like
Speaker 3: when like it's like I've been hearing like whispers of
Speaker 3: like this is when it's gonna go live, so like
Speaker 3: this is the website.
Speaker 2: Random friend is like, yet go here.
Speaker 3: During this time, it was one of our rendered. It
Speaker 3: was me because I took the show. I was I
Speaker 3: was like, listen, this is this is the time. This
Speaker 3: is where you're gonna do it. Do it because it's
Speaker 3: gonna be fucking wild. But that was that was infuriating.
Speaker 3: How do you get the how do you get the
Speaker 3: door right but the address wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's crazy. They were probably just tired living
Speaker 2: in that concert, like, oh, somebody is thrown in there.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, that pissed me off.
Speaker 3: While I remember being on the phone screaming at like
Speaker 3: or like not. I remember I remember screaming at my phone.
Speaker 2: Probably I where is that. I never yell I never
Speaker 2: yell at people online on things, yell at people. It
Speaker 2: was like I remember it was literally my phone. It's
Speaker 2: like what the fuck. There was one time. I think
Speaker 2: you guys saw me yelling at somebody about a plane ticket.
Speaker 2: That's one time I fucking snapped. I can't because I'm
Speaker 2: already nervous. I'm getting on the plane and I'm already
Speaker 2: beside myself already, So then my character will break and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, yo, you fucking look, dude, I know
Speaker 2: you're somewhere, no DELI know nothing is tough, but I
Speaker 2: things are tough. But I don't get my fucking ticket.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking hurt you. You do not need to
Speaker 2: be so sir. Remember I am your buddy. We are
Speaker 2: Americans to be so hard. Please please, I am your buddy.
Speaker 2: I am, I am. I am Jacob Johnson, Jacko By Jones,
Speaker 2: and Jacoby I love you. On American Pizza, I mean
Speaker 2: our our pizza, Pizza Pizza American. What game is coming
Speaker 2: out soon? Man? I feel this has been a really
Speaker 2: weak dip on video games for a little while. Oh,
Speaker 2: Split Gate two looks sick as fuck? Dude, What didn't
Speaker 2: see it? What? Yeah? When I didn't see it either?
Speaker 1: No, bro?
Speaker 2: As classes? Now there's like factions and shit, I don't
Speaker 2: I don't know. It looks cool as ship man, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do what. I'm kind of going into my backlog
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Dark Wukong.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Black Myth. Apparently it's very good. Black That's
Speaker 3: what I heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks pretty good. Apparently I should I have
Speaker 1: to call CyberPower because apparently they owe me a code
Speaker 1: for it. I thought I was gonna like show up
Speaker 1: because like I bought like a rig from them. Well no,
Speaker 1: they just said that, like, hey, if you get this,
Speaker 1: you'll get a free copy of it. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's the where's the anything. I'm like, I haven't bigger
Speaker 1: it out. Probably they got me. I I literally only
Speaker 1: bought this PC just for that. Actually, No, is that
Speaker 1: why you told? Is that why you chose that one?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm gonna get Black Myth Wukang
Speaker 1: for me. No, it was just like it was just like,
Speaker 1: oh a cool addition and uh, Prime Day or whatever.
Speaker 2: Imagine I was playing a game. Where's this is a
Speaker 2: go coul this is Yeah, I'm more gonna I don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 3: There's probably a lot of stuff that's come out or
Speaker 3: coming out at some point. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: things are on hold for the PS five pro reveal
Speaker 3: or whatever, because that's probably gonna have a lot of
Speaker 3: stuff attached to it, which is presumably at the end
Speaker 3: of September early October it. But yeah, I probably I
Speaker 3: don't feel like I need it really, I mean, I
Speaker 3: do need it for the show, like I'm gonna get
Speaker 3: it for that reason. But like if it was up
Speaker 3: to me, I probably would probably I guess, uh, probably
Speaker 3: just put in my room or something, you know, move
Speaker 3: it to my bedroom so I can play games in there.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. I'm not gonna get rid
Speaker 2: of it. Those things are fucking impossible. Things were hard.
Speaker 2: It was it was I'm not parting with that machine.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I might I'll see.
Speaker 3: I had the lug that across a busy street when
Speaker 3: everybody clearly knew what it was.
Speaker 2: You know, the fact you didn't get if you were
Speaker 2: in New York City, you would have got That's that
Speaker 2: would have been it.
Speaker 3: If I was in New York City, I think enough
Speaker 3: people around me would have had would have had the
Speaker 3: wherewithal to protect me.
Speaker 2: But someone would have someone would have hit me. It
Speaker 2: would have been like you know, when you're like you like, defend,
Speaker 2: defend the carrier, and some would have got someone would
Speaker 2: have got to you. It's a game of capture the flag.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know because I'm going through my
Speaker 3: backlog right now. I played I played that. Uh, I'm
Speaker 3: playing System Shock right now, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: I might actually put in new Pokemon games. Are there
Speaker 2: a new Pokemon game? That's a stupid question, darltt and Violet, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a dumb question. Never mind, as I love about Pokemon.
Speaker 2: I loved the idea of like competitive team making. I
Speaker 2: thought it was fun. I just liked the idea of like, uh,
Speaker 2: like melding things together, like using different sorts of stuff
Speaker 2: to be able to make like really interesting teams. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're dumb. Because you're dumb, that's all that's that's
Speaker 2: literally a side of intelligence. But whatever, fucking chimpion, because
Speaker 2: you're like stupid, All of those things would shut up.
Speaker 2: But I like the idea of like making teams and
Speaker 2: sort of like making synergy synergistic high plays. So I'm
Speaker 2: probably going to play that game, you know, try a
Speaker 2: little bit of competitive scene TeaF I really like it,
Speaker 2: and then go from there. I'm gonna come fake animal games.
Speaker 1: Why do you like that.
Speaker 2: Ship reminds of my child when I was happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would, just I don't know, it's I
Speaker 1: don't it's just it's just one of those things that
Speaker 1: just you know how there are some things as a
Speaker 1: kid that clearly you grow out of.
Speaker 3: Yeah that murder, loving your family, loving your family murder?
Speaker 1: Uh like gooting for fifteen hours a day? Now you
Speaker 1: only do it for about five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean maybe you maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well excuse.
Speaker 2: Me, I thought, I really so, I'm on the am,
Speaker 2: I on the low end. If you're gooding for that
Speaker 2: many hours. Ever, it's in I know people that's in
Speaker 2: the edge for three hours. This is on ironically, I
Speaker 2: swear to god, I'm like, how do you have that
Speaker 2: much time?
Speaker 1: If you're if you're not much, if you're not a
Speaker 1: sex worker, that and that absolutely actually insane. If you're not,
Speaker 1: if you're not like specifically filming yourself or or streaming
Speaker 1: or whatever your sex capades, there's no reason I can't.
Speaker 2: Focus on anything else. I'm going for about eight hours.
Speaker 2: I can't even edge well on our well, I slip
Speaker 2: into an orgasm. I must take time.
Speaker 1: Well, really, what's the I guess if you if you're
Speaker 1: not single, kind of what's the point of edging? You
Speaker 1: just go bust on your significant other? No, I mean
Speaker 1: I mean that that the whole point.
Speaker 2: You just Archibald shrunkus road, you run in the room. Boom.
Speaker 3: Archibald Shrunks is a wild name. He says, how's it going?
Speaker 3: Will not bow, will not break, and will shut the
Speaker 3: world away. This one's for Derek. Did you have a
Speaker 3: chance to listen to me Canyon's new metal EP? And
Speaker 3: if so, what did you think? Much love and gainess
Speaker 3: as always fell as. I didn't even realize, like I
Speaker 3: saw that this happened, and I was like surprised because
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I didn't even realize, like you
Speaker 3: did this.
Speaker 2: I think that I saw.
Speaker 3: I saw the video that he made with Fanta that
Speaker 3: it was funny, and I made like a mental note
Speaker 3: like yeah, I'm gonna check that out, and then I
Speaker 3: just haven't gotten around to it yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He caused me to uh download the Spotify app
Speaker 1: on my desktop because I haven't had it on there
Speaker 1: in a long time, well not a long time, because
Speaker 1: I have new PC. And I was like, oh, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is weird. So I I checked it out. I
Speaker 1: was like that it's kind of neat. It's it's definitely
Speaker 1: I don't think most people didn't know about it until
Speaker 1: you fucking I think that was a brilliant marketing move
Speaker 1: to like I was like, oh nice, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: was all right it Actually it made me feel more comfortable.
Speaker 1: Like I messaged him the other day, h because our
Speaker 1: we did a cover. I had him feature on this
Speaker 1: kill Switch Engaged cover I did, and it's probably one
Speaker 1: of the worst covers I've ever made. It's it's just
Speaker 1: bad in every conceivable way, just the mixing everything. It's
Speaker 1: just really bad because it was when I was first
Speaker 1: kind of getting started, and for whatever reason, the algorithm
Speaker 1: picked it up. Like I would say last year. Late
Speaker 1: last year, it probably had like barely over ten thousand views,
Speaker 1: which I was fine with it existing. I kind of
Speaker 1: even thought I deleted it. I thought it because I
Speaker 1: just don't remember it. And then I saw it and
Speaker 1: it has over one hundred thousand just in the last
Speaker 1: few months, and I'm like, bro, I was like, I
Speaker 1: it's that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, because it's not a representation. Yeah, like what
Speaker 2: your skill. I was like, I can't believe this is
Speaker 2: in the algorithm now. So I messaged him.
Speaker 1: He said he was down to U to redo it.
Speaker 1: So like I've already like it's solf hilarious, how night
Speaker 1: and day. It sounds like the new version of it,
Speaker 1: And I was like, this.
Speaker 2: Is not this way soon, man, I want to chose him.
Speaker 2: He's a really really cool guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know when he's I don't.
Speaker 2: Know where he's located. He's like the Midwest something like yeah,
Speaker 2: something like that. Yeah, he's in a place where you
Speaker 2: can buy a house and like not be poor after
Speaker 2: doing it. True, Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I get it so bad. It was for
Speaker 2: a little bit. That's things for a little bit.
Speaker 1: I only want to move if like people go with.
Speaker 2: Me, Like I don't want to be a normal world. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's like, what's it? Because yeah, because you
Speaker 2: could really like literally our friends left and they're on
Speaker 2: their way back now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like because you go places and you're like,
Speaker 3: look a place is nice, right, Like I love New York,
Speaker 3: Like New York is my favorite place. Ever I don't
Speaker 3: think I really don't think it's even close. But it's
Speaker 3: just me there, which is boring.
Speaker 2: Actually, like what am I? What am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: Just just like exist same thing J was gonna. J
Speaker 2: was gonna go cruntry hopping for a while, and he
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna do that and be bored by myself.
Speaker 2: Might as well to stay here with all my friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just I don't know, man, Yeah, it's it's nice.
Speaker 2: I could make anywhere work really, like I could, like
Speaker 2: if we all were like, oh, it's in Minnesota, Like okay,
Speaker 2: But the thing is this, right like you where we are.
Speaker 2: We think that like there is this idea of growing
Speaker 2: that we as see our parents and our parents like
Speaker 2: there's just our parents and their themselves together. They're like,
Speaker 2: this is how a couple should be, right, It's how
Speaker 2: adults would be. Like they're just they're just there with
Speaker 2: their partner and that's their lives. And it's like, well, nah,
Speaker 2: you could like enjoy yourself and have your friends around
Speaker 2: and have like a very solid sense of community where
Speaker 2: you're out with people you care about.
Speaker 1: My mom she like she specifically moved to Arizona in
Speaker 1: an area where you know her friends are. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like she's like she's like people that we've grown we've
Speaker 1: known for a long time because she doesn't want because
Speaker 1: she didn't want to just rot. You know, she's retired
Speaker 1: now and she doesn't want to just be by herself.
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, I want to have a cheap house,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna move down here, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: move in an area where you know. So it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where I'm like, bro, like everybody wants
Speaker 1: to do that, and in that vein, I feel like
Speaker 1: if somebody would just Joe Rogan it, because like Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan moved to Texas and then a bunch of people
Speaker 1: followed him, I would be totally fine. If people are like,
Speaker 1: let's go here and establish ourselves and pay way less money,
Speaker 1: way less taxes, I'd be like, Okay.
Speaker 2: It can't be me. It's got to be one of
Speaker 2: you guys. Well, I have the hardest tie here. What
Speaker 2: do you mean? Lily's family shared. That's the thing. That's
Speaker 2: the reason why I haven't left yet. I want to
Speaker 2: be honest. I want to leave Cally so bad. I
Speaker 2: love California even though I'll come back, but I want
Speaker 2: to live somewhere else for a little while. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go live in New York again.
Speaker 2: I already did New York. It has to be what
Speaker 2: would be the point of moving to New York if isn't.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, well, I wouldn't say it's close to the same.
Speaker 3: It's the same like cost I guess that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: But I guess to mean it's like I've already I've
Speaker 3: lived upstate New York. I've lived like in the city,
Speaker 3: like I have the entire New York experience. Really, like
Speaker 3: I get it, like I get the entire place.
Speaker 2: What state would be? What would be? What state sounds good? Colorado?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's kind of a good It was
Speaker 1: not terrible, it's not that's a good middle ground attle cold,
Speaker 1: that'll get too fucking hot, But it also doesn't get
Speaker 1: too cold.
Speaker 2: I mean it gets too cold in like Denver. Colorado
Speaker 2: wouldn't be too terrible. That's not bad.
Speaker 1: That's actually not a bad place of it.
Speaker 2: I thought about. There's a place in Uh, there's a
Speaker 2: place Missoula. Like, just all KKK, people, where's Missoula? Do
Speaker 2: you know where Missula is? I actually don't. A friend
Speaker 2: of mine is that Michigan.
Speaker 3: No, It's like it's like one of the northern like
Speaker 3: around Washington, like Dakota, like around one of those places.
Speaker 2: Oh that was Missoulam. Is it Minnesota?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 1: The first thing that pops up is fucking Joe Mossula,
Speaker 1: the coach of the fucking Celtics.
Speaker 2: Fuck. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: That was a I would, but I know people there,
Speaker 3: I would like really like it because it's like it's
Speaker 3: it's relatively liberal, it's it's still really cheap because it's
Speaker 3: in a state that's like not super high demand. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's uh, they got like their own kind of
Speaker 3: city structure that's not too not too bad.
Speaker 1: Washington was one of those places that I actually Washington
Speaker 1: was state. Yeah, Washington state. I was yeah, not DC,
Speaker 1: Holy Ship fun.
Speaker 2: Washington. I would like.
Speaker 3: Washington's like a nice place, Like it's just like the
Speaker 3: Pacific Northwest is like a nice yeah, like like Biome
Speaker 3: I would assistant.
Speaker 2: That was definitely my that was I was, it's starting
Speaker 2: to get expensive the bone like yeah, yeah, if you're
Speaker 2: in the Seattle property that everybody moved there because it
Speaker 2: was so cheap to live in Seattle from. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Seattle's Seattle's nice. I got yeah, I imagine.
Speaker 1: It's still not nearly as bad as uh York or anything.
Speaker 2: Seatle's actually pretty walkable.
Speaker 1: Also California is I realized how fucking bad it was
Speaker 1: as part of the expense for me living in Vega,
Speaker 1: me being in Vegas.
Speaker 2: I was in Vegas for a different expense. Though Vegas
Speaker 2: is very cheap, That's what I mean, like say with
Speaker 2: the even just like food, whereas Vegas is even that cheap.
Speaker 2: Really well, see, the thing is nothing there. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's the interesting thing about Vegas is that if people
Speaker 1: I didn't know this either, uh the most it's Taurus.
Speaker 1: So Vegas proper is less than a million people, say
Speaker 1: seven hundred thousan people living there, probably eight hundred thousand now.
Speaker 1: And then North Vegas, where I was like two hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: and they're still developing because North Las Vegas is so
Speaker 1: much of nothing, they're still developing a bunch of different places.
Speaker 1: It's like where we were staying, the houses were just
Speaker 1: freshly built and it was just nothing. And there's a
Speaker 1: if you go to the northwest of Vegas where like
Speaker 1: all the rich people are on like a summer lane.
Speaker 1: In a lot of places, it does kind of seem
Speaker 1: not like Vegas. It's built up and there's green. There's
Speaker 1: like those trees that fucking that are usually only on
Speaker 1: the East coast that actually have the brown and stuff
Speaker 1: in autumn.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like all they they.
Speaker 1: Made that place like a fucking complete bullshit oasis, like uh,
Speaker 1: you know, just like when all the.
Speaker 2: World's cly together and there's one of places like a
Speaker 2: fucking for it's like a rainforest into desert to fight
Speaker 2: away and like what the hell? Yeah, what just happened? Here?
Speaker 2: Have you brushed into snow?
Speaker 3: Driving across the country with Jalen and like seeing that
Speaker 3: transition happen in like real time gradually was trippy as fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you could just see like where the map starts
Speaker 3: and you're just like yo, gross. But there are parts
Speaker 3: of Arizona that, by the way, and parts of Arizona,
Speaker 3: New Mexico that straight up like look like the sayan
Speaker 3: saga by the way. Yeah, like it's insane, Like they
Speaker 3: were like we mean, I remember driving like on.
Speaker 2: The wind torn called like the wind torn rocks and.
Speaker 3: No wind torn rocks, but like not only that, like
Speaker 3: I remember specifically I wish I had taken a picture
Speaker 3: because I it looks so crazy, but I thought like, uh, whatever,
Speaker 3: I'll probably see this again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3: There are off road ramps that go off of the
Speaker 3: highway in like New Mexico and Arizona that are built
Speaker 3: on straight up those rock pillars that like Goku would
Speaker 3: stand on but like tumble to the side like cars
Speaker 3: driving on those like rock pillars.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what what the fuck are they doing here?
Speaker 2: They felt fake, like it didn't feel real.
Speaker 3: It felt like, like, uh, what is that place in
Speaker 3: the Flintstones's.
Speaker 2: Is that called meet the Flintstones? They're the Moni Stortage
Speaker 2: family in the town of bed Rock. It's the get possible.
Speaker 2: Well that made me want to move on real quick.
Speaker 2: Gugi was not right. It was not right. It was
Speaker 2: not right. Gugie wrote in.
Speaker 3: He says, hey, fellas, I'm planning a trip is kind
Speaker 3: of relevant to what we're I'm planning a trip to
Speaker 3: New York toy, and I have no idea what the
Speaker 3: fuck to do or what I'm or what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I plan on going for three to four days. It's
Speaker 3: not a lot of times I wanted to ask what
Speaker 3: places I should visit, food I should eat, hotel. First
Speaker 3: of all, food you obviously pizza, fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: If pizza hotels, I'll get some place in obviously Upper
Speaker 2: east Side. I was gonna be expensive, obviously, but it's
Speaker 2: everything needs to be.
Speaker 3: Goonersville, Goonersville, Visit Goudasville, Manhattan, Visit Times Square, visit obviously,
Speaker 3: visit Rock and Fell.
Speaker 2: The Center, Uh, Central Park is a good one, all
Speaker 2: near each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you where not to go. Don't
Speaker 3: go to the fucking don't. Don't go to see the
Speaker 3: Central Liberty. Just don't do it.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like it's not really worth it. You
Speaker 2: have to go. You have to.
Speaker 3: That's a whole day for you, if you want to,
Speaker 3: if you want to see it in any way that's meaningful.
Speaker 2: That's the whole day. Because you got to take a
Speaker 2: boat to the fucking island. You gotta get You got
Speaker 2: to get to the park, the park area. Then you
Speaker 2: got to stand there away for the boat to come.
Speaker 2: Pay like eighty five dollars, going to have boat to
Speaker 2: go up to this fucking bitch sucker tolls for like
Speaker 2: only ten sects. They'll do't eventually stop you when you
Speaker 2: come home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not, and you you can't just go to
Speaker 3: you can't just go to Battery Park to look at it,
Speaker 3: because it's fucking guys. It is way further away than
Speaker 3: you think it is, Like it's significantly further away than
Speaker 3: you assume.
Speaker 2: Like so much more. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's not like Spider Man. It's not like Spider Man
Speaker 1: through for the Xbox. It's like it's like maybe a
Speaker 1: minute to get there.
Speaker 2: It's a while being but like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: all the way over there out. I was kid, it
Speaker 2: was right there.
Speaker 3: When I was Like when I was a kid, I
Speaker 3: on ironically thought it was just not real. I thought
Speaker 3: it was like a like a like an icon that
Speaker 3: weent like a mascot or something, because I'd never seen it,
Speaker 3: and even like at Battery Park, like it's so far
Speaker 3: away that like you kind of can't see it. Really
Speaker 3: it's really small relative to how big the city is.
Speaker 2: I see way less big than you think, like way
Speaker 2: less big, way way less big than you think. It's
Speaker 2: like what the fuck? I could probably climb in like
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's not like Mount Rushmore. You could like
Speaker 1: step over it if you want it. Mount Rushmore is
Speaker 1: a fucking miniature apparently, like I didn't know. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like when they like, you know how they they
Speaker 1: make like the the White House or whatever in Independence.
Speaker 2: State exactly that like that, that's what mount and it's
Speaker 2: always walk up to you put in your head. Wow, whoa,
Speaker 2: I can't believe they built this. I'll use use fireball
Speaker 2: and it's freaking the whole thing. It's gone. It fireball
Speaker 2: blows up the entire y of the White House. It's gone.
Speaker 2: I love that ship. Then when they would make things
Speaker 2: out of like miniatures like that, Yeah, it was so cool.
Speaker 2: I love that ship. I also thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2: And then like I remember when they stopped doing it
Speaker 2: when Okay, question when do you remember them changing the
Speaker 2: way trailers were made? What movie do you remember it
Speaker 2: changing the most? In which way? That's a good question.
Speaker 2: I remember old trailers. It was like it was like
Speaker 2: a lot of uh, a lot of yeah, very snippets,
Speaker 2: a lot of somebody always talking over It wasn't like
Speaker 2: the characters themselves talking. Yeah. Because trailers now were more
Speaker 2: or less spoilers.
Speaker 1: The trailers now are or the is a synopsis of
Speaker 1: the fucking plot and it pisses me off. That's true.
Speaker 1: That is very true.
Speaker 2: So when do you think it changed? I think I
Speaker 2: know exactly when they changed. What do you got? What
Speaker 2: do you got? Transformers? Was it? That's the first time
Speaker 2: it was different afterwards.
Speaker 1: Where it was no like a narrator or like in
Speaker 1: a world where gay runs wild he is day and.
Speaker 2: Day isn't gay. Yeah, one gay gay to gay them all,
Speaker 2: one gay.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I may I want to check out
Speaker 1: that theory. Uh. One thing that I lost faith in
Speaker 1: trailers was when I saw the trailer for Batman Versus Superman,
Speaker 1: because that ship looked cool. I was like, man, that
Speaker 1: shit looks hype, and it made me realize I was like,
Speaker 1: how insanely fake trailers are?
Speaker 2: Yea, you know.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't I was I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. I I just watched a documentary some fucking
Speaker 1: some guy that's up and coming, some British fuck. It's
Speaker 1: like forty K subscribers right now, and it was a
Speaker 1: very good Snyder verse explanation of how it. The executive
Speaker 1: was over at Warner Brothers ruined everything like hardcore. I
Speaker 1: didn't really because I didn't really know the extent because
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, obviously they fucked things up,
Speaker 1: but I don't really know exactly what happened, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was I was like, wow, this is really bad.
Speaker 2: They ruined that. That whole that whole thing was. I
Speaker 2: think obviously Snyder's intro to things wasn't the best, like
Speaker 2: Man of Steel.
Speaker 1: Right, but the whole the whole thing is though, if
Speaker 1: you watch like this, like this documentary that I saw,
Speaker 1: you realize that there was like like a lot of
Speaker 1: times there was an original vision and the Warner Brothers
Speaker 1: people would not let things play out the way they
Speaker 1: wanted to because they wanted to compete with Marvel immediately, Okay,
Speaker 1: so they ruined it. They immediately by doing that, they
Speaker 1: ruined But I.
Speaker 2: Don't think Zach Snader could have made a good submer
Speaker 2: movie ever. I don't. I just don't think he has.
Speaker 1: The See when you look at when you look at
Speaker 1: the actual the when you look at the money, when
Speaker 1: you look at the audience, uh rescore and all this stuff,
Speaker 1: the minority, there's people that are like, oh, I like
Speaker 1: old Superman or something that are disappointed and pretty much
Speaker 1: everybody else I saw. It was like Man of Steel.
Speaker 2: I think I think Man of Steel was fine, but
Speaker 2: I think Man of Steel was more of a regular lines.
Speaker 2: I think went he got into batters Superman. I just
Speaker 2: didn't think he because I feel like he read like
Speaker 2: maybe two Superman comics. It was like, yeah, like this
Speaker 2: Man of Steel was.
Speaker 3: Man of Steel was like a really good version of
Speaker 3: the type of superhero movies you would get in like
Speaker 3: the late nineties, you know what I mean, or like
Speaker 3: the early two thousands were like, it's not quite comic
Speaker 3: book really like it's it's kind of distancing itself quite
Speaker 3: a bit. Yeah, it's like X Men with the with
Speaker 3: the black leather, you know what I mean. It's like
Speaker 3: this is like it's that kind of and it's fine.
Speaker 2: I didn't really I didn't really get that. I didn't
Speaker 2: really get that vibe from it. Well I was.
Speaker 1: I didn't want them to do what Marvel was doing.
Speaker 1: We had already been done.
Speaker 2: I didn't want them to Marvel fight it right. I
Speaker 2: wanted them I wanted to be Superman still. You know, well,
Speaker 2: I so my thing is Superman.
Speaker 1: I've never liked the idea of what people I feel
Speaker 1: like people that, uh, the idea of Superman and what
Speaker 1: like say, it's usually older people like in the same thing,
Speaker 1: the people that like, oh, I only like the original
Speaker 1: Star Wars trilogy. It's like, I feel like there's the
Speaker 1: same that vibe that they in the sense that they
Speaker 1: think that Superman can't be dark and gritty like where
Speaker 1: it can't be it's just like, oh, it's just supposed
Speaker 1: to be like this boy scout shit or something where
Speaker 1: it's like there's there's so much to Superman and there's
Speaker 1: so many things that he's done that people kind of
Speaker 1: just don't understand that. Like Man of Steel to me
Speaker 1: was because I was like, okay, what I guess from
Speaker 1: my point of view, what did I want in a
Speaker 1: Superman film. I want Superman to fuck shut up. I
Speaker 1: want him to have a real challenge, which Zod obviously
Speaker 1: is a challenge, and Michael Shannon I love him. I
Speaker 1: didn't see anything wrong with that. I just what I
Speaker 1: really want. I thought the cinematography was fine. I thought
Speaker 1: the choreography was actually really fucking cool. I thought the
Speaker 1: score was dope. Hans Zimmer's great. So I'm kind of
Speaker 1: like the I didn't really I'm like, well, what else
Speaker 1: personally do did I want I was satisfied, But what
Speaker 1: did you want?
Speaker 2: I just wanted him to be like a beacon of hope,
Speaker 2: that's it. And things could have been gritty, things could
Speaker 2: have been serious. Yeah, but he had to be the
Speaker 2: duct position to the nature of that stuff was there.
Speaker 2: The thing is, that's all I ever wanted. The thing
Speaker 2: is that it needed to get there.
Speaker 1: He's not. He's He's the Man of Steel right now
Speaker 1: and people are gonna be scared of this guy in
Speaker 1: a real word setting.
Speaker 2: No, No, I get that he would have became a
Speaker 2: beacon of.
Speaker 1: Hope, but Warner Bros. Were like, hey, hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 2: I can see that. I just feel like Snyder is
Speaker 2: just his his he doesn't make those kinds of movies. Like,
Speaker 2: that's not his styling though, Like I think I love Watchmen, right,
Speaker 2: Watchman for what it is? Yeah, is that? And I
Speaker 2: think Watchman by nature is so opposite of what Superman is, right,
Speaker 2: But that's what Watchman. That's what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Like again, it's supposed to be that, and that's fine.
Speaker 1: I just don't like so when you talk about like
Speaker 1: hope and stuff like that with Superman, is it? It
Speaker 1: was it was the like, I just feel like it
Speaker 1: was the first movie and I don't I just this
Speaker 1: is this from my point of view, the first movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't need him to be like, oh, he is
Speaker 1: the hero that everybody looks up to already, Like I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like I need to get the right away
Speaker 1: because I feel like there was gonna be There was
Speaker 1: gonna be enough movies. There was gonna be a sequel
Speaker 1: they scrapped. They scrapped a sequel and just did Batman
Speaker 1: and Superman. There was things that like they had there
Speaker 1: was a plan. And me, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people hate Zack Snyder. I'm not one of those people.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that do not like his movies,
Speaker 1: and that's you know, it's fair enough. But I from
Speaker 1: a lot of the movies that I've seen, Like say,
Speaker 1: some people like I haven't even seen Rebel Moon.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't get, but I don't really care
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Like I love sci fi ship right now, but there's
Speaker 1: so much stuff right now, there's just too much shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll watch that some fucking other year. But anyway,
Speaker 1: long story short, I think if the medaling that went down,
Speaker 1: like when you look at like when I saw this
Speaker 1: documentary for example, and it really explained things properly to
Speaker 1: me that I'm like, the amount of hands that got involved.
Speaker 1: It just just fucking things were It was so obvious
Speaker 1: when you saw when Josh Whedon took over in Justice
Speaker 1: League exactly what they wanted and they just absolutely ruined
Speaker 1: that movie. Just the movie was already gonna have problems
Speaker 1: because it was already crammed before, but then Josh Whedon
Speaker 1: came over, saturated more of the colors, the reshoots that
Speaker 1: they did, which was tens of millions of dollars, which
Speaker 1: is never heard of, and then fucking fucking Henry Cavill
Speaker 1: couldn't shave off his mustache and I'm like, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: You guys still went fucking through with this. It was
Speaker 2: everything about it was terrible.
Speaker 1: So when you saw that.
Speaker 2: Gave him the beard, like when he actually came back
Speaker 2: when he had the black suit on, they could they
Speaker 2: could have given him the facial hair. That would have
Speaker 2: been fine. There were so many things that have been fine.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, they really should have left it alone,
Speaker 1: because even even as a mess as the Justice League was,
Speaker 1: like Zack Snyder was working with whatever he could, and
Speaker 1: so with his cut that came out in HBO Max,
Speaker 1: it was a much better cut, not exactly what we
Speaker 1: wanted because he was still in a fuck situation because
Speaker 1: they didn't hurry up and put the Justice League together,
Speaker 1: which was the whole thing where it's like, bro, I
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to. Long story short, it makes me sad
Speaker 1: because I really like the DCU, Like I really a
Speaker 1: huge fan of DC.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's fucked Marvel guy. But I always
Speaker 2: have a huge marshal with DC. Yeah, they got Green Lantern.
Speaker 3: I gotta I literally have only seen Men of Steel.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Batman's Superman. I haven't seen I guess
Speaker 3: I guess a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of the just don't don't see any of it,
Speaker 1: because like if you're not even remotely if you're not
Speaker 1: if you're not remotely.
Speaker 2: Interested in those superheroes, you will hate those movies.
Speaker 1: Like it was okay, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's it's like I think it was like amazing or anything.
Speaker 1: I was like serviceable whatever.
Speaker 3: As somebody who doesn't care about super I could see
Speaker 3: like white people like if they care about supern they'd
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, there were some people that I just
Speaker 3: didn't give enough of a ship about it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting though, because like there was
Speaker 1: an old guy in the theater that I'm clearly he
Speaker 1: probably grew up with even like George or something like
Speaker 1: when it was black and White or some shit. He
Speaker 1: was old as fuck, but he's still You could see
Speaker 1: this motherfucker was into this ship to the point to
Speaker 1: the when when fucking Superman snaps Zo's neck, this motherfucker's
Speaker 1: like everyone was like so so finally, so someone was
Speaker 1: a ploting because like because it was cool. It's supposed
Speaker 1: to be a shocking scene, right, and this motherfucker I.
Speaker 2: Was getting the last cod it's out of him, ducking
Speaker 2: under and running away. He ran to the corner. I
Speaker 2: was like, na, son, let him die. Let that guy
Speaker 2: he was the punisher. It would have been fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the punisher was watching. It was like, good, good,
Speaker 2: you did the right thing. Yeah. There was a lot
Speaker 2: of conversation with him and Dared will still be the
Speaker 2: most psiconic moment. It isn't great. That is such a
Speaker 2: good argument because both of them are right and objectively wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pretend like I remember much from that
Speaker 3: show at this point, but that, yeah, them, both of
Speaker 3: them on the roof like that, having that argument was
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 2: Fucking cycle. Well, you want to talk about you want
Speaker 2: to talk about good black, you want to talk about
Speaker 2: what your.
Speaker 1: Black black frames like, I'm not I'm not black, I'm
Speaker 1: not black.
Speaker 2: He's like, what, you're the Devil's a racist. He's just like, no,
Speaker 2: he's not, he's not. He assumes that. He assumed, Well,
Speaker 2: you've killed so many people, you must be must be black.
Speaker 2: You got all these guns, they would have shot you
Speaker 2: by now. I definitely know that. That's insane. Man.
Speaker 1: Those series are so good, especially a Daredevil Netflix so great.
Speaker 2: That ship makes me so sad. That's all what it was.
Speaker 2: Born Again is bad. It will be going after them.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be good. I have a scrap. I
Speaker 2: have the original. They scrapped the original, I have hope series.
Speaker 2: They scrapped Born Again because it was like it was
Speaker 2: so bad. You was like, what the what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What the fight? He scrapped everything from that he didn't like,
Speaker 2: But why didn't he just not make this stuff that
Speaker 2: he didn't like? He didn't make it doesn't make it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean if he's able to what is
Speaker 2: he what is his job? Well, he is, he's there,
Speaker 2: he's the doesn't he have to sign off on things?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure he signed off. But then once the
Speaker 1: product came back and he was like, this is terrible.
Speaker 2: Even How different could it be if it's if he
Speaker 2: signed I don't know, we'll see I guess.
Speaker 1: Well, meaning that like say, okay, maybe may because think
Speaker 1: of it like this, and I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I have the little machine right. There was a Marvel machine, right,
Speaker 2: And then they were like, oh, people just want these things.
Speaker 2: Keep making this right? Right? Maybe like people don't want that,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna back, I'm gonna check all this stuff out.
Speaker 1: Fifty fifty shot.
Speaker 2: Like I'm saying. It's like it's we're open than I am.
Speaker 2: I'm not fitty fifties. Where are you at thirty seventy?
Speaker 2: You're thirty seventy. They don't have the same writing group anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they don't have They don't have the freedom to be
Speaker 2: as gretty they do now a deadpool overene. The nature
Speaker 2: of that, they do actually have a chance to be
Speaker 2: like we'll make it what it's supposed to be, but
Speaker 2: it does not be rated Stupid's that.
Speaker 1: It's like people have amnesia, like they Deadpool. The first
Speaker 1: one did that, but.
Speaker 2: It was with an MCU. That's the thing. This one
Speaker 2: begin with an MCU. It let's it lets us and
Speaker 2: lets them know that like, all right, it ship, we
Speaker 2: don't mind seeing funck shit. That movie made so much money.
Speaker 1: It's like at that point it's like, oh, just do
Speaker 1: what they want forever and they will give us money.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you would not do the same the.
Speaker 2: Way they fucked up even Spider Man's character. Like I
Speaker 2: think the MCU did a very good job with some characters.
Speaker 2: Some characters they just really didn't do a very good job.
Speaker 2: But then the Spider's characters not so much up interactions
Speaker 2: he had. But we'll see, we'll see, because we don't
Speaker 2: get a fight as good as Noble versus Fucking their Devil,
Speaker 2: because that fight is fucking insane. We don't get to
Speaker 2: fight the fight where them where he's like really badly
Speaker 2: fucked up and he fights then Injo the first time
Speaker 2: and then he throws the gandle at him to kill him.
Speaker 2: He's just like there's a lot of remember that.
Speaker 3: I remember the Hallway fight and the Probably that's a
Speaker 3: great so very like obviously.
Speaker 2: To like fucking older like the Rain and all those things.
Speaker 1: There's like, yeah, there's a few things like the Ray.
Speaker 1: There's a there's Tommy long Goon or the Protector, the
Speaker 1: Protectors crazy. Yeah, there was like just going Upstairs Ephant movie.
Speaker 2: There's a scene in where they're going up the staircase people,
Speaker 2: He's fighting people all that whole one shot. There's just
Speaker 2: one shot. That's one of the craziest scenes I think
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Still to this day.
Speaker 1: What the what the like Southeast Asian people do for film?
Speaker 1: They they I think it's just a few minutes of
Speaker 1: like action. They will shoot stuff for weeks and no
Speaker 1: American studio would ever do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's why fucking.
Speaker 1: The Matrix choreography is to hold it because they took
Speaker 1: they trained for months to do those things. And that's why,
Speaker 1: like when you think about American martial art flicks, that
Speaker 1: immediately stands out because nobody else will put that much
Speaker 1: effort into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think movies like Sean Chi had really good choreography.
Speaker 2: I heard it was really good. I didn't finish the movie.
Speaker 2: I think I think choreography matters so much in fighting things.
Speaker 2: The problem is that, like when you do things that
Speaker 2: are people that have superpowers, like I think choreography kind
Speaker 2: of falls by the wayside to a degree.
Speaker 1: Well it's trash because you kind of have to like
Speaker 1: really see you to well, you have to really cgi
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff to make it because humans can't
Speaker 1: move in a way that superpowers would.
Speaker 2: Actually that's why I like animated shit. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: think of it like this Winter Soldier, right, I think
Speaker 2: him and Bucky, Bucky and Tom and Evans. They had
Speaker 2: really good, very very good choreography. It was bad, It
Speaker 2: wasn't bad, But I think the idea is that it
Speaker 2: succeeds only in that like that is where you can
Speaker 2: go as far as it goes like this is good.
Speaker 1: Well because they don't have like they're just super strong,
Speaker 1: which they cancel each other out and the same like
Speaker 1: if you're talking about like magic or powers or something,
Speaker 1: then it starts getting a little iffy, like it's like well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but there's also I think there's a
Speaker 3: balance right where it's like, Okay, you're dealing with super
Speaker 3: superpowered people, so you can't have the same kind of choreography,
Speaker 3: but you can have at least an interesting location. You know,
Speaker 3: you can have like an interesting like like items. That's
Speaker 3: why I think that train finds Spider Man team is
Speaker 3: fucking great is because it's just like it's it naturally
Speaker 3: like just like progresses them where they're on a fucking
Speaker 3: speeding train and it's awesome. It's exciting choreog That fight
Speaker 3: isn't like martial artists, it's not like crazy. It's just
Speaker 3: an interesting place for a fight to happen. I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of superhero movies are like settling. This
Speaker 3: happened a lot in like that fucking Flash movie where
Speaker 3: it's like a big white, open fucking field.
Speaker 1: It's like, why, Yeah, I don't know so many interesting
Speaker 1: places to choose from?
Speaker 2: Why this void? Yeah? You think?
Speaker 1: Like so there was Injustice Too. Think it came on
Speaker 1: like twenty seventeen or something. Yeah, and no the video
Speaker 1: game the game right, and uh, there was the scene
Speaker 1: where was it flashing? Was it a was it zoom?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but it was it was. I think
Speaker 1: it was yellow flat it was flash.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was. I haven't played that game.
Speaker 2: Since so.
Speaker 1: I just remember there's that fight scene where they're traving
Speaker 1: and there's fucking each other up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that is so cool, right, Like it's like partinka people.
Speaker 1: People are like fucking around and like bout is that.
Speaker 2: One of them hits a car? That car disappears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was just reality. There's how fatd it. I
Speaker 1: was watching something but dad and then gone, damn. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what I was watching. It was something that
Speaker 1: was it was for kids or something. I don't remember, funk.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember what I was watching, but A
Speaker 1: I just remember a clearly it was like a cop
Speaker 1: car or something. It clearly they died were like the
Speaker 1: way that like the the like the cop got smashed
Speaker 1: in the car and it was like a thing that
Speaker 1: I'm like, I really wish I remember what I was watching.
Speaker 1: But I was like, yo, that's fun. That's crazy that
Speaker 1: they left that in there were like someone clearly control.
Speaker 2: It was. I'm trying to remember what stopped on it.
Speaker 1: I really wish I remember what I was watching.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't remember it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about that. I don't want to hear, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about or the shark, the baby shark.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything. When I was little, though, I
Speaker 2: was able to watch my guardian. My guardians were a
Speaker 2: little bit older. I know the name. Weren't little. When
Speaker 2: backyard I was, we were like, were about like seven thirteen.
Speaker 2: We were not seven weeks in sixteen Backyardigans. We were
Speaker 2: like maybe fourteen. Damn, I'm so sure you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I Backyardigans in this If we were seven years old,
Speaker 3: that would make that a two thousand and two thousand
Speaker 3: and one show?
Speaker 2: It is? Is it really? Yes? Are you looking at
Speaker 2: the results right now?
Speaker 1: Backyardigans? I don't remember anything about it. Show me a
Speaker 1: picture that's.
Speaker 2: Not two thousand and four, Okay, yeah, yeah, so let
Speaker 2: me a picture. Was ten I was ten eleven, there
Speaker 2: was a picture I.
Speaker 1: Was I want to see what the hell they are?
Speaker 2: They're just fucking these creatures. There is a kids show?
Speaker 2: Is that? Like a moose?
Speaker 1: Wool was one of them?
Speaker 3: What they were Backyardigans on the hip and I think.
Speaker 2: Once a bug. It was a bug where bugs handle.
Speaker 2: Y' all got ghetto ass names, too, do they? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 2: what's called? Yeah? I remember that. I remember I remember
Speaker 2: that specifically because I remember that like I was played
Speaker 2: by a black woman or what?
Speaker 3: No, no way, not in those days two thousand and four,
Speaker 3: they weren't hiring black people.
Speaker 2: Austin Tyrone, Are you fucking for real? Oh?
Speaker 3: Well there really Yeah, there was a Tyrone in media.
Speaker 3: There's an inner this is an inner city children's show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so unique unique in Tyrone, Tasha and then Pablo
Speaker 2: bro who wrote this show. Austin's the token white guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who wrote the show, because it had to have been
Speaker 2: somebody look at the look at the creator. I think
Speaker 2: actually the creative time, if the creator is white as ship,
Speaker 2: that's actually.
Speaker 1: Kind of weird, you know what I mean. It's interesting,
Speaker 1: Like if it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna make a
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a show, and I'm gonna make put
Speaker 1: a bunch of stereotypes in the black woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense. I was like, it has to
Speaker 2: be that's just her family, because if it wasn't, I
Speaker 2: was like, this is she did recently pass away? Yeah
Speaker 2: I remember about second I don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, So when I said that, I was like fifty
Speaker 3: percent sure because I'm never hearing oh this creator of
Speaker 3: this children's show passed away recently, and it was a
Speaker 3: children's show that felt like it was in the vein
Speaker 3: of things like this, where like I know about them,
Speaker 3: but I didn't watch them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, passed seventy two. Damn well whatever, Yeah bad.
Speaker 1: If we made a kid show, we'd be balling bro.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah we should. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to communic It would be so easy. Was stop
Speaker 2: being dumb. Stop being dumb, and.
Speaker 1: Somebody, some autistic person is going to remember we talked
Speaker 1: about this in one episode. Could you please let me
Speaker 1: know which episode it was? I know you remember somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we definitely talked about it. We talked about.
Speaker 1: Making a kid show before and like maybe doing something as.
Speaker 2: Like an pitch we should do.
Speaker 3: That should be that should be an extra you know what,
Speaker 3: That'll be the next extra animal that we do. It'll
Speaker 3: be we're gonna make a kid show, but it.
Speaker 2: Should be actually a child show. That's gonna be. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna try and actually make it help the minds
Speaker 2: of young children, like not like, well, no, they need it.
Speaker 3: We can't do it. We can't help them, Yes we can.
Speaker 3: Kidding No, this is the far Listen, then the amount
Speaker 3: which education in this country is like falling apart, like
Speaker 3: for younger kids is amazing, Like kids can't read now,
Speaker 3: like straight up, like the literacy rates are plummeting.
Speaker 2: It's bad. No, no, dude, that ship is really bad.
Speaker 3: It's really catastrophic. Actually, Like it's like not a joke,
Speaker 3: Like I mean, it's a joke to me.
Speaker 2: Teachers teachers talk about like how like kids come into
Speaker 2: like high school and they can't read at like a
Speaker 2: fifth grade level.
Speaker 3: I think that like in Chicago, I think nobody, nobody
Speaker 3: in Chicago is reading at the level that is appropriate.
Speaker 2: Well nobody, I mean, it's crazy. Shouldn't shouldn't they be
Speaker 2: held back? Why they keep going? Right? Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: But like I think there's like there's a push to
Speaker 3: lower I guess like the which is like yeah, obedient
Speaker 3: workers and look that's it, and that's an element that's
Speaker 3: and look that's something that I'm sure like a lot
Speaker 3: of like right wing people will be like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: fucked up when she's out that, I would agree, it's
Speaker 3: fucking insane, Like we have to have some fucking standard
Speaker 3: right where it's like you can't just like if you
Speaker 3: have to hold everybody back tough shit, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to tell you, like, teach better, Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it's to be fair, I think it's less about the
Speaker 3: teachers and more about the fact that like the distractions
Speaker 3: that exist right now are like like yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I'm glad that, like I'm glad that we didn't.
Speaker 3: Have smartphones to the degree that they exist now, because
Speaker 3: like I would imagine that like the second you get
Speaker 3: out of school, you're probably forgetting everything because you're like scroll,
Speaker 3: you're just doom scrolling on TikTok, And like, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's really a big reason why I think so stupid,
Speaker 2: because you also don't have too because like I think,
Speaker 2: I think back right, like my nieces and my nephew
Speaker 2: are like they're also that not they're not that generation anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm fucking crazy to think that as well. They're
Speaker 2: not the generation of kids that are in school right
Speaker 2: now anymore. They're all in college, Like college are like
Speaker 2: are they.
Speaker 3: Like but even they're like less, they're they're not as
Speaker 3: well off as we were technically, I think, I guess, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: they're barely they're barely a generation behind me though, right right,
Speaker 3: But I think, well they right, yeah, So how old.
Speaker 3: Are they like maybe like a couple of years younger.
Speaker 2: Than Brianna is. I was five bunch was born. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so they're like, we're my niece, and then that's weird
Speaker 2: that our nieces are the same name and probably around
Speaker 2: the same. We just have older you know, siblings. Just
Speaker 2: just yeah, actually that's true as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because your sister's like how much your well twelve
Speaker 3: years old? Yeah, yeah, I think mine's about uh, probably
Speaker 3: a little bit more actually, So it's.
Speaker 2: The weird idea of that, like they're barely behind like
Speaker 2: my nephew Mordecai I think is even nephew mordeca I
Speaker 2: told you before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time, it's like, what, I'm.
Speaker 2: Never going to meet these people, very like, if you
Speaker 2: go to my wedding, you're really gonna probably meet them.
Speaker 2: You think I'm going to your wedding, yes, one of
Speaker 2: my grooms. You have no you have you have no choice.
Speaker 2: I don't go to anybody's wedding. That's crazy. If you
Speaker 2: don't come this wedding, I'm shooting up this podcast when
Speaker 2: I come in after find go ahead, it'll be a
Speaker 2: great episode of views, way more views, views keeps.
Speaker 1: I would feel yeah, like, oh my god, somebody came
Speaker 1: into somebody camell is amazing.
Speaker 3: No, No, somebody came in the Booge's room and shot
Speaker 3: of the death. It's like, we gotta put this on Patriot.
Speaker 3: Hurry up, we gotta somebody. Get somebody.
Speaker 2: Go to his house. Get the footage.
Speaker 1: Stop before the just go there.
Speaker 2: Hurry quarry, get his body. If the cops are there,
Speaker 2: steel his body for the get there. Get his body.
Speaker 2: We'll need a truck. Get the body.
Speaker 5: We gotta they put in a freezer. They have all
Speaker 5: this ship the told Boogie's body. They're gonna tax it
Speaker 5: over him in the back. He's gonna be part of
Speaker 5: the set of a statute. They're gonna address him as.
Speaker 1: Long as they can built him as long they're as
Speaker 1: long as possible. They'll probably like have probably have him
Speaker 1: like yeah, so okay, yeah, he's just he's dead.
Speaker 2: But he's I mean so much pain, I mean so
Speaker 2: much pain. But they will do it.
Speaker 3: Will he absolutely find some way electric electricute the ship
Speaker 3: out of him, just to get him alive again.
Speaker 2: Frankenstein Team Stars Monster and his Boogi.
Speaker 1: Team Stars Monster and put the fucking bolts on him
Speaker 1: and everything. The bolts, but they and he's fucking. He's
Speaker 1: still rotting though, that's why he's green. He's like fucking
Speaker 1: but he's still alive. He's like and he literally does
Speaker 1: want to die because he's in literal.
Speaker 2: Way less shit.
Speaker 3: He becomes serious, like now he understands, like he understands
Speaker 3: what true pain is, and now he understands how little
Speaker 3: of it he's actually truly experienced in comparison. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: now he's just like he's bouncing on the on the
Speaker 3: mortal coil, always.
Speaker 2: Going children reading comprehension. It's really really really dying out.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying. It's very bad. Find a good school like reading,
Speaker 2: like reading like one thing, but the ability to comprehend,
Speaker 2: because I'm dyslexic, right, so there's problems. There's times when
Speaker 2: I read through things and I have trouble. Oh for
Speaker 2: sure that's different and doing it right, but I can
Speaker 2: comprehend what I read. I don't read things and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh I get some we wrong out of it.
Speaker 3: It's not even just the inability to comprehend, it's the
Speaker 3: inability to read.
Speaker 2: To review something.
Speaker 3: Like just being able to be like okay, I said this,
Speaker 3: or like maybe because everybody's red shit too quickly right
Speaker 3: or like assume something. The inability to like read back
Speaker 3: is like oh right, yeah, even just that, even just
Speaker 3: that is right, right, But what I'm saying, it's like
Speaker 3: even that's gone. Like the ability to just be like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I misspoke or whatever, or I didn't write
Speaker 3: I didn't write that correctly.
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, The.
Speaker 3: People will just double down on something that's just like
Speaker 3: wrong because they're just too embarrassed to be wrong about it.
Speaker 2: That's th fuck up. I saw it on TikTok. There
Speaker 2: are freaking teachers that they call their students up and
Speaker 2: the students can't read and they'd rather get in trouble
Speaker 2: in class then go up there and misread and look stupid.
Speaker 2: So what happened is that these poor people, this kid,
Speaker 2: the teachers don't even get a chance to know these
Speaker 2: kids are so fucking far behind. Yeah yeah, because all
Speaker 2: this kid is a troubled kid instead of him being like, no,
Speaker 2: this kid has academic problems where they need someone to
Speaker 2: help them. It's the embarrassment of it. So we all know,
Speaker 2: Like there was a time a kid in school would
Speaker 2: rer go up and read something and then fuck it
Speaker 2: up and everyone's laughing at him. For the rest of
Speaker 2: the time he was retarded. I would actually always bring
Speaker 2: eggs to school for that. You freeze, put it in
Speaker 2: your fucking eggs.
Speaker 1: Freeze them at least boil them.
Speaker 2: Ship here you hear you, hear you?
Speaker 1: You unk jet and fall yes, no, yeah, So after
Speaker 1: so after you threw the hot water on the homeless person.
Speaker 2: You feel it, get the eggs in there. And then
Speaker 2: stupid kid, you got your you got your hot plate
Speaker 2: on the desk. It's burning out of you, but you're committed.
Speaker 1: In the mornings, teacher, hurry up for art.
Speaker 2: Romeo Romeo.
Speaker 3: In the morning, I throw eggs at remedial children who
Speaker 3: cannot read well. And at nighttime, I boil homeless people alive.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't boil them alive. I boil water.
Speaker 2: I throw them. I boil him.
Speaker 1: You give him a bath, and you're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know you're taking care of him, and you just fucking
Speaker 1: added just not the water in the mag.
Speaker 2: And he's like, like, I really appreciate it. And he's
Speaker 2: like he's like you can see in his eyes, he's like,
Speaker 2: I really I've had to the downtime you know during COVID.
Speaker 1: You're you are, You're rying.
Speaker 2: Fucking gobblin laughing. You're like a legal fun You're like,
Speaker 2: you're like a little girl. You're like a little fucking genie,
Speaker 2: laughing so hard. You're laying on the You're laying on
Speaker 2: the hair, that's how much you're laughing.
Speaker 3: You're laughing like a mermaid in the desert, slowly suffocating.
Speaker 2: So much. It hurts so much for you to be
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know that there was some.
Speaker 2: God fucking for the sock them with the hot plate.
Speaker 1: Getting beaten, wild boiled. That's a fatality that would be
Speaker 1: too much for that game.
Speaker 2: That's like, that's like putting a crab ins out of
Speaker 2: a pot and it's screaming, and then you're pulling its
Speaker 2: lengths off and then you put a.
Speaker 1: Gun to its forehead, and yeah, you start shoot. You
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta shoot at the homeless guy's legs. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to end the right away, so you
Speaker 1: start shooting the legs. Then you get your salt shaker
Speaker 1: and you start, you know, like you start getting start.
Speaker 2: You start throwing fucking fucking green mountain dew on it, like.
Speaker 8: Burn just imagine, imagine that that news reports covering I'm
Speaker 8: Ken asked Dana is off and he was boiled alive,
Speaker 8: shot in the legs and beaten to death.
Speaker 2: The body of fucking whatever found and who cares? And
Speaker 2: who cares? What's left of the body is unidentifiable. We
Speaker 2: just found an idea on him. That's it. He's people.
Speaker 2: Please move out of the city. The city is not safe.
Speaker 2: Teacher kids to read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so I don't have to do that to them,
Speaker 1: Please do.
Speaker 2: It really is not as bad.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for them because they're dealing with like
Speaker 3: so much, like so many distractions. I can't even I
Speaker 3: can't even imagine, like that would have been a death
Speaker 3: sentence for me. I feel like, you know, just having
Speaker 3: the access at that age like where you're supposed to
Speaker 3: be paying attention and also crazy not retaining any of
Speaker 3: the information because you know.
Speaker 2: Is the scariest part, because that we were affected by
Speaker 2: that too, but not quite as bad and not nearly
Speaker 2: as but they're they can't they can't escape.
Speaker 1: I wonder if any of them know any of their
Speaker 1: friend's phone numbers by heart. Probably not.
Speaker 2: It's crazy about my heart still is I know Josta
Speaker 2: because Joe is a very basic phone number, and I
Speaker 2: know Lily's. That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a handful because I grew up, you know,
Speaker 1: so long without cell phones being relative.
Speaker 2: Remember phone numbers from the past of like my my,
Speaker 2: what I mean, no reason to nowadays, no real reason to.
Speaker 2: That's different. But like I've called my old phe numbers.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just mean, like say, like it
Speaker 1: sometimes still affects, Like say Jojo had to ask, like,
Speaker 1: what's your number again? It's like, bro, just fucking remember it.
Speaker 1: Like it's because she needs she needed for some reason.
Speaker 1: I think I recognize her number because sometimes when I'm
Speaker 1: filling out medical stuff, I need to put her as
Speaker 1: my spouse a number whatever, emergency contact information. But sh
Speaker 1: like that. It's like there's little things that like there's
Speaker 1: certain times you want to know someone's thing because you
Speaker 1: may not have access to your phone for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's always good to know your partner's FU
Speaker 2: number for sure. That's like the most important thing I've
Speaker 2: never known my partners ever.
Speaker 1: Really well, when it when it gets real, when it's
Speaker 1: real this time, when you like, when it's serious, you
Speaker 1: might throw like a diamond encrusted.
Speaker 2: I don't know fucking or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh it's like like I was trying to say a proposal,
Speaker 1: like you give an engagement ring a nice yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you fucking covering diamonds. Do you think you
Speaker 1: think they would be mad? Because it's still a diamond
Speaker 1: ring if it was covered in like a covered diamonds.
Speaker 2: That is so, but also at the same time like it,
Speaker 2: go for it. I mean, yeah, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: It's it's still a diamond. I would hold a knie
Speaker 2: and I would say you better marry me, but.
Speaker 1: Better you better do it to Like a girl you
Speaker 1: just met at the club, you only leave this place
Speaker 1: with one one way. Excuse me, bitch, get out of here.
Speaker 1: I need you to marry me right now. You're getting slashed, and.
Speaker 2: You're getting slashed.
Speaker 1: Slashed in your face open you know you know that
Speaker 1: guitarist from fucking from Guns and Roses. I'm about to
Speaker 1: do that to you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna slash a cheek open fuck it. If you don't,
Speaker 2: you'll marry it. It's crazy. That is one of the
Speaker 2: craziest things I've heard today.
Speaker 1: Dude, that visual they get in their face like they're
Speaker 1: probably just shocked, you know, they're in shocked, just like.
Speaker 2: I heard them. Jub One can from said the guy
Speaker 2: had a fake eyeball. They popped fake eyeball and they
Speaker 2: fed his I in juvie, probably not in juy. There's
Speaker 2: no shot, I imagine. First of all, you'd be dead.
Speaker 2: There's no shot that that happens to be dead. Are
Speaker 2: you joking? Getting your eye fucked? Is that not? Like
Speaker 2: fucking what depends on how big the peep is.
Speaker 1: I mean, if someone's peep is so big that it's
Speaker 1: like stabbing your brain, maybe.
Speaker 2: Your brain's right behind the eye, right like right right,
Speaker 2: it's it's pretty close close enough that a dick would
Speaker 2: reach it. I'll tell you that much. Not everyone's dick,
Speaker 2: maybe not, maybe not. You have to be a micro penis.
Speaker 2: Micro tygros can't do it. Like probably like if you
Speaker 2: have like two three injury. See you ever see you
Speaker 2: ever see that stuff? And you're just like, man, thank
Speaker 2: thank god?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because like yeah, because they didn't do that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's not like they didn't
Speaker 1: choose to do that.
Speaker 2: Penises are so fucking small than hilarious, it's really sad.
Speaker 2: It's like this is this is just what happened, but
Speaker 2: it's sad.
Speaker 1: It's an unfortunate you know, like it's it's worse than
Speaker 1: some diseases because it really socially can like just cripple you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like how do you even jack off on a
Speaker 2: micro penis? Do? I think you just wait?
Speaker 1: I think they just put like a It's almost like
Speaker 1: putting a vibrator on a bean. You know, they're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna read a big bean.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read our twenty five dollars names clips the
Speaker 2: micro penis is.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I have actually seen like like rotten dot
Speaker 1: com stuff like they would they would show you like that,
Speaker 1: um like some big bitch with like the jacked and
Speaker 1: she has a clip peepee and then this dies micro penis.
Speaker 1: You know, the contrast like also a contrast of a
Speaker 1: chick having a bigger dick than a guy, and it's
Speaker 1: like that got to be so defeating, you know, like
Speaker 1: a trans chick.
Speaker 2: Don't imagine imagine like the idea of like like cooking
Speaker 2: up with a girl at a club. She comes home
Speaker 2: with her she's transing. You're like, Hi, well whatever, man,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm down the experiment. Then she pulls out
Speaker 2: the rifle. You're like, oh, ship, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Over? What was that?
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Speaker 9: and they were like a backpacking their legs around their
Speaker 9: shoulders snapping them.
Speaker 2: Was that why the man I don't know why she
Speaker 2: was great the somebody being only like a backpack. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: There's a whole person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course it's crazy and completely like, unless you're
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Speaker 1: could ever do.
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Speaker 2: And it's easier to pull yourself and can't feel that
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Speaker 3: iron boot. Uh Master has given Dobby a prostate orgasm.
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Speaker 1: guy from a killer instinct, the native the Native American.
Speaker 1: I meant h a chief thunder uppercut thing with this
Speaker 1: any he says two different things. He says obese, and
Speaker 1: then when he throws this fucking like thing with his
Speaker 1: axis projectile, he says penis penis, and he throws the
Speaker 1: thing penis, and then he does the mohawk thing uppercut
Speaker 1: like he's basically his DP.
Speaker 2: Is that a Starbucks fabbucine?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are they?
Speaker 1: They're actually they're not bad. I used to drink them
Speaker 1: a lot when I was in high school.
Speaker 2: I was I always saw those in like in like
Speaker 2: you know, the convenience store fridges, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I always like, I'm curious. They're not bad.
Speaker 1: And one of the reasons why I like them because
Speaker 1: one of the last few things still in glass.
Speaker 2: Right, That's that's what That's what I appreciate it. I
Speaker 2: was like, I need something in glass please.
Speaker 1: They're not bad.
Speaker 2: Actually there.
Speaker 1: You know they're I guess it depends on your because
Speaker 1: they might be too sweet for some people.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I mean I like a sweet drink. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get this horchata fucking cold brew coffee every like
Speaker 3: pretty much every every day.
Speaker 2: That sounds so good.
Speaker 3: Duet of cold brew is next level, man, I gotta
Speaker 3: tell you, like when half horta half coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, never try. Where do you get it
Speaker 2: from Grisados? It's it's very walkable, for sure.
Speaker 3: But uh, all right, let me where was I the
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Speaker 3: don't say that the Jews are not gay Vaughan and
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Speaker 2: What are you doing? I was looking at this port
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Then you're going in again? You thought about it, thought
Speaker 1: about just like going to porn hub on them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should just cue something crazy up men.
Speaker 2: Fucking men Battle Royale, Men's Sex Battle Royale.
Speaker 3: I saw this thing. I saw this thing on the
Speaker 3: porn side. I wasn't looking at porn or anything. It
Speaker 3: was just on it just had a curiosity. But I
Speaker 3: saw this thing called the like the porn Olympics. The
Speaker 3: Olympics are going on, and it was just like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is this? It was like an ad that
Speaker 3: came on before something that I wasn't going to watch.
Speaker 3: But uh, it's crazy because there's this one where like
Speaker 3: there was like these three women with like cut out.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know how you like there's those
Speaker 3: videos of the cat with like bread around it.
Speaker 2: It was like that, but with.
Speaker 3: Like bull's eyes and then people jerking off trying to
Speaker 3: get it from like across the room.
Speaker 2: So these super sperm I think it's all. It's obviously
Speaker 2: like fake.
Speaker 1: Like, No, there's some blowers out there, man, there's some
Speaker 1: guys that predicted h they've I've definitely.
Speaker 3: I got into my ceiling fan once and it hit
Speaker 3: it right back at me and it hit me out
Speaker 3: and knocked me out.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Knock sliding, that's crazy. Do I heard a thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Stop coming that hard, dude. No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're techniques.
Speaker 2: I know how to I know how to blast, but
Speaker 2: I can't like fucking like.
Speaker 1: Sharp shoot sharp shooting. I've never tried to sharp shoot,
Speaker 1: so I don't tried.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work. The bottles on the windowsill.
Speaker 1: And I've always like, anytime I've ever tried to like
Speaker 1: finish on a chick's face, it never where I want.
Speaker 2: It's it literally it it never works, did it. I
Speaker 2: did it once to a girl that I just didn't
Speaker 2: really like very much, and I felt so bad. I
Speaker 2: felt like an asshole. Why because she was she mad
Speaker 2: or something? No, I just felt like, what are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 2: You should like you don't even like this? It just
Speaker 2: it felt disrespectful. Yeah, I was like, what because you
Speaker 2: didn't like them? Yeah? That on that day again, I
Speaker 2: was like that shit as cool as fun, but it
Speaker 2: just never works. It never, it never works out the way.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel cool to me. It feels respective.
Speaker 3: It doesn't feel really that cool to me either. It
Speaker 3: feels like I feel like I should like this, but
Speaker 3: I don't. I would I because I'm thinking, like, he's
Speaker 3: gonna mess your hair up. This is gonna that, you
Speaker 3: know it is. It frustrates me thinking about how I
Speaker 3: would have to deal with that exactly, and so like
Speaker 3: I can't I can't put somebody else in that if
Speaker 3: they're asking it fine, like it's I'm never I feel
Speaker 3: like shampoo.
Speaker 2: Would get up pretty easily. No, No, yet let me
Speaker 2: tell you something. Wait, what you know something I don't know. No,
Speaker 2: I remember, I don't know if it's the same.
Speaker 3: I'm using like an assumption, but I think I told
Speaker 3: the story on the podcast before, like do you remember
Speaker 3: those those I don't know if they were super soakers exactly,
Speaker 3: but they were like alien themes super soakers that shot slime.
Speaker 1: Also, where are you going with this? I'm saying, it's
Speaker 1: like I got slime in my hair and it was there,
Speaker 1: I swear for months, even after haircuts. I don't understand,
Speaker 1: like you.
Speaker 2: Didn't have the same hair anymore, and it was still
Speaker 2: it's still cry movie. It's I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's why my hair stopped being curly. Actually
Speaker 3: there's probably should. There was just a part of my
Speaker 3: hair that was like clearly like not. It was clearly
Speaker 3: where the slime was and it was clearly different, and
Speaker 3: I was like, what's going on? And I would get
Speaker 3: like buzz cuts, it would grow back the same and
Speaker 3: be like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: This motherfucker had a page.
Speaker 3: Look I'll tell you no, I'm actually like my my,
Speaker 3: I guess because I had that experience, my assumption is
Speaker 3: like that's what come must we can't know. Look here,
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's not because I'm sure it's not like
Speaker 3: fucking toxic slime that was used by fucking has Bro.
Speaker 2: To Confident shampoo.
Speaker 1: Why is because I must no herman wouldn't do this,
Speaker 1: and they would be like bro, no, never again. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like doing I've had, I've had bust in
Speaker 1: my it got in my pubes before shampoo too care
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: I've definitely like it got it got in my pubes
Speaker 2: and then in shampoo too, Cariva, I definitely came in
Speaker 2: the air and then like my wash my, you know,
Speaker 2: like the combo come here in the lands on the head,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: And then it washed it like it's a fucking sitcom,
Speaker 1: like it's a comedy, like a slapstick ship.
Speaker 2: And then like you now you're through, and then it
Speaker 2: just keeps going and keeps going.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the prank when you keep scorting
Speaker 1: in more fucking shampoo, this more come just keeps dripping
Speaker 1: and what's going on?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I'm not I'm not a I'm
Speaker 2: not a big face blower. I feel like I'm being
Speaker 2: rude to them.
Speaker 1: I've I've for specifically First of all, most women don't
Speaker 1: want that, so first and foremost out of there's rarely
Speaker 1: anyone that even wanted that. And when the rare times
Speaker 1: that I've tried it is always misfired.
Speaker 2: Every time hit the dog. Sometimes it's literally so fun, dude.
Speaker 1: It'll usually clear like oh it's somehow I'll point my
Speaker 1: penis right hit their face and then they were like
Speaker 1: shoot me, you know, like go over them, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this go? I need to point
Speaker 1: it at your chin or something like. So it's like
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it. It's it's always right against the forehead,
Speaker 1: like oh, and that's a real interact. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: your honor, there's no way this should have happened. There's
Speaker 1: no way shot her when I came. Someone must have
Speaker 1: done that is more plausible. Then, you know, there's no
Speaker 1: p s. I like, it can't shoot out that hard.
Speaker 1: Then he'd be like, oh, maybe someone did shoot her
Speaker 1: at the same time, you pussy, and the.
Speaker 2: Insane.
Speaker 3: That is insane. That really is all right? The dead
Speaker 3: Papa Roach, come inside my penis. You wait, Papa Roach, Okay,
Speaker 3: like all just waiting for it.
Speaker 2: Come inside of my penis.
Speaker 1: Give me your biggest load testicular inflation.
Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck if my balls burst, I'm coming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: see it kind of aching would have been better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and and and then and then and then and then.
Speaker 3: I get two pieces. I like, I said, this is
Speaker 3: a song by Papa Roach that like, what is it?
Speaker 3: Blood Brothers? I think it was in Tony Hawk, I remember,
Speaker 3: but I heard it the first time since the night.
Speaker 2: I heard it recently for the first I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 2: this slaps.
Speaker 1: Actually I forgot about Yeah, to rape ourselves, to rip
Speaker 1: each other, rape girl.
Speaker 2: It was to first gat too, I think, And I remember,
Speaker 2: like I heard it for.
Speaker 1: The first time, like that was the original version in
Speaker 1: the studio made them change it, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It used to be called rape Brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rather, I love the bass because the bass. It started
Speaker 1: off with the guitar and then the bass would come
Speaker 1: in and play the same.
Speaker 2: It's good do do do Do Do Do Do Do
Speaker 2: Do Do Do. It's a really good song. Actually do.
Speaker 1: Sick that That album like New Metal, you know, you
Speaker 1: laugh at it all you want. That album had a
Speaker 1: lot of good like licks in it.
Speaker 2: Man, can't even so hard. It was silly.
Speaker 1: It was mainly because of if you really it was
Speaker 1: people just didn't know how to look how they look
Speaker 1: at how they did ressed.
Speaker 3: This is serious. This is serious music. It's like it
Speaker 3: doesn't it doesn't have to.
Speaker 2: Be at all.
Speaker 1: It's just fun, dude. It was fun, but is a
Speaker 1: dope song. That album Infested by popa Roach has a
Speaker 1: lot like actually listen to the rest of it.
Speaker 3: I only heard all The only popa Roach songs I
Speaker 3: know are the one that everybody knows, the Last Resort
Speaker 3: and uh and that one.
Speaker 2: There's There's that album? Is that album?
Speaker 1: Like front to Back is actually really good. There's a
Speaker 1: one of my favorite, one of my favorite songs. It's
Speaker 1: called Binge. It's It's a It's track number ten. The
Speaker 1: riffs are fun. They taught me how to play a
Speaker 1: guitar in a way that I didn't really knew existed
Speaker 1: at the time because it came out with Doesn't sixth
Speaker 1: grade and I was like, I remember, I'll never forget this.
Speaker 1: My my stepsisters, my oldest stepsister, her boyfriend at the
Speaker 1: time hated hip hop, and I was kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, like sour to him a little bit because like, say,
Speaker 1: she had on poweran O six and he's like, man, fuck,
Speaker 1: you can see like he's like annoyed that you put
Speaker 1: it on k Rock, and I'm kind of annoyed. But
Speaker 1: then it was the debut of that Papa Roach fucking
Speaker 1: Last Resort, and I'm hearing those those no no no no,
Speaker 1: and then I'm hearing like these octaves that I've never
Speaker 1: actually heard played before good Like I'm like, what what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this? I didn't it was so beautiful
Speaker 1: to my ear. And then like say, I like there,
Speaker 1: I like this the guitar work more than anything. Like
Speaker 1: if that guy, if Jacoby the Guy of the Dead
Speaker 1: singer died, it wouldn't matter to me. Like he was Jacob, Yes,
Speaker 1: his name, his name is Jacoby and Myers, Jacoby Shatticks.
Speaker 1: And he counts like, I don't think Jacoby and Myers
Speaker 1: is real over, I don't think he knows.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is. I'm about to tell you something's going to
Speaker 2: blow your mind. What names Kobe did.
Speaker 3: When we were driving to Palm Springs that weekend, we
Speaker 3: saw billboards for Jacoby and Myers.
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Speaker 1: that it's an East Coast lawyer. That its specifically like
Speaker 1: it would be like seeing an uncle magic billboard out
Speaker 1: here magic.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's just very very specifically tri state area kind of thing.
Speaker 3: And I guess they're I guess they're bigger now, you know,
Speaker 3: or maybe they.
Speaker 2: Never were just strictly local. I don't know. Jacobe Myers,
Speaker 2: they thought they were. First of all, they suck. They're terrible.
Speaker 2: They're like legal Zoom or something. Lawyers. Anyway, what the
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Speaker 1: Where was the whole lot of black people in prison?
Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Down? Papa Roach?
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Speaker 2: get weak, you almost turned down. I feel weak, really sincerely,
Speaker 2: I have refasced it. Luckily, for the first time, and
Speaker 2: like a I had the most unsatisfying I had waffles
Speaker 2: that were not waiting eat though I can teat today
Speaker 2: a little bit, so I'm sorry to.
Speaker 1: Have I'm gonna have. I'm gonna give a shake shack
Speaker 1: another chance. Oh yeah, yeah, because a lot of times.
Speaker 2: I have it to walk down there. What do you drive?
Speaker 1: Brought my car today?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. You should stop, Like listen,
Speaker 3: this is the grousadas is right there. I know you
Speaker 3: just had coffee ready, I guess I don't care, got
Speaker 3: another one. I'm probably gonna walk there.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm still.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do it before we do the next.
Speaker 2: One or after?
Speaker 3: Can't tell you something? I'm too I can't. So we
Speaker 3: started a lot a lot later than we normally.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I had to fix your thing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I had to fix It's my fault.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Everything was kind of off today. Like I got I
Speaker 3: got up late with like a fucking migraine. Sweeney got
Speaker 3: here a little bit late. Derek got here late because
Speaker 3: he had to fix an edit that we didn't know
Speaker 3: about until later.
Speaker 2: So we'll just we'll do Yeah, we'll just we'll just
Speaker 2: do Wednesday for that right. Oh, that means we'd have
Speaker 2: to double up both days, both days. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: we've done it before, all right, Yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Just we just have to do it. We have to,
Speaker 3: we gotta do it. We'll do the Kids Show extra.
Speaker 3: I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I think that'll be funny. The Kids Show. I'll have
Speaker 2: to we'll have time to ruminate on it. I have
Speaker 2: time to. I'm too hungry. I can't Okay, okay, I
Speaker 2: have you Are you free tomorrow? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't have anything on.
Speaker 2: I can't reveal it now. It's on the thing. But
Speaker 2: you guys can't come. You guys are loser. You don't
Speaker 2: hang out with us. That's so.
Speaker 1: I wish that was the end of the podcast. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be some like hardcore pora social people that are
Speaker 1: going to be actually, oh my, that's me Camera.
Speaker 10: And anyway, anyway, what you did about Camera anyway?
Speaker 2: I love him dude, season right, Yeah, of course everything
Speaker 2: went so wrong at the end. Dude, everything is I
Speaker 2: haven't finished. It wasn't I haven't started. Absolutely, munch.
Speaker 1: Look, it went exactly how I was supposed to go,
Speaker 1: because that demon is still about doing stuff. So it's
Speaker 1: like there was No, it was never going to conclude
Speaker 1: in a way that because at some point he has
Speaker 1: to fucking make things so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It's so fucked up, Billy. Yeah, like he has to.
Speaker 2: Things were going so well. I was like, all right, cool,
Speaker 2: we might okay, and then and then no, because something
Speaker 2: was going right. In a note, he's not.
Speaker 1: If he's alive, he will find a way something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I feel like I have no time
Speaker 2: to watch TV now, Like it's just kind of annoying.
Speaker 2: I have to play. It's all the gooning and uh,
Speaker 2: just the games that I have to play.
Speaker 1: The problem is like the same thing with the way
Speaker 1: you're saying. So I'll I'll put it on while I'm
Speaker 1: gaming or whatever, but I'm I'm not really exhorbing it.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I quote unquote watched it, right.
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying. I don't know. I feel
Speaker 2: like the middle of my days go fucking nowhere. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I think if I go to what the fuck do
Speaker 2: you do? I literally go to the gym second time.
Speaker 2: I like try to read a little bit. I like
Speaker 2: try to take tidy up the house, like I cook
Speaker 2: and something that it's good. It seems like a relatively
Speaker 2: like standard deck and I'm just like afterwards, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck did I do? Like I didn't do
Speaker 2: I didn't really do shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like because I play like the games that
Speaker 3: I play for the show, Like it's like work, so
Speaker 3: like I have like a note, I like take notes
Speaker 3: on them and stuff asn't playing And it's just kind
Speaker 3: of like if I if I don't have to do
Speaker 3: that for TV, so like if I spend time just
Speaker 3: doing TV, I feel like I'm not doing like maximizing
Speaker 3: my time enough.
Speaker 2: Right, It's probably insane, Uh, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll maybe I'll put on that I'm only one
Speaker 3: season behind on the Boys, like probably catch up pretty easily.
Speaker 2: It's a good isn't too genuine by the way, shout out.
Speaker 3: To fucking Immortals of Avium. This like weird game that
Speaker 3: like EA put out. It's just like it's like a
Speaker 3: first person is good Immortals of Avium. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: like a magic first person shooter where you just like
Speaker 3: shoot with your hands and ship.
Speaker 2: It's kind of good. Like it's genuinely pretty fun. Actually,
Speaker 2: we'll talk about from the beginning, No no one played
Speaker 2: that really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those like it looks pretty like
Speaker 3: if I when I first saw the trailers for it,
Speaker 3: I was like, eh, it's not really that interesting. It
Speaker 3: doesn't grab you really and it even when I started playing,
Speaker 3: it was like it took like maybe like a little
Speaker 3: bit over an hour for me to really feel like okay, maybe,
Speaker 3: but it.
Speaker 2: Gets up, it gets pretty cool. I don't know, there's
Speaker 2: something there.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of those like Double A games that
Speaker 3: used to come out like that would like be pretty
Speaker 3: good but wouldn't be like Triple A Polish or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this obviously looks way better.
Speaker 3: It's like way way more money was put into it,
Speaker 3: but that studio is gone now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about it looks so fucking generic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually pretty.
Speaker 3: But if you're like, if you're into like single it's
Speaker 3: a it's a really solid like single player like FPS
Speaker 3: with like no multiplayer any any bullshit like that, which
Speaker 3: is like very very rare.
Speaker 2: So I appreciate it for that. It's also kind of neat.
Speaker 2: The writing's pretty.
Speaker 3: Rough, though, I will say I see there's certain parts
Speaker 3: of it that I'm like, I can't believe that's in here.
Speaker 2: Oh, put in my if you can get it for
Speaker 2: free or whatever.
Speaker 3: If you can get it for like a like game
Speaker 3: pass or something, or like if it's like like five
Speaker 3: dollars or ten dollars, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll put it my way to recommend until it gets
Speaker 1: like like five dollars or ten dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 3: It's hard to recommend in like a fucked economy obviously,
Speaker 3: but uh, you know it's pretty solid. God, damn bidden,
Speaker 3: damn Baden, fucking fucking nincompoop nick poop anyway, where we fuck.
Speaker 1: There was a there's a game that I wanted to play.
Speaker 1: It was a fucking oh my god, it's I see
Speaker 1: it advertise all the time on Twitter, and I swear
Speaker 1: I put it in my wish list. It's not there.
Speaker 3: What kind of game is it it?
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: Let's just put it this way.
Speaker 1: It it's oh my god.
Speaker 2: The.
Speaker 1: That it's like it looks like Hollow Night, but but like, well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it looks like Little Hamster. It looks
Speaker 1: more like I'm just gonna look it up real fast.
Speaker 2: I can't. We got names to read anyway.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna struggle right now, Okay, Uh Kevin Durant's
Speaker 3: feet Iron Maiden Trooper. You fuck my ass and I'll
Speaker 3: suck yours too. I'll suck you off till my face
Speaker 3: is blue. Mister pants make a gay version of not
Speaker 3: like us, Uh Baller of the First Sin getting into
Speaker 3: the gritty the giddy gritty cardboard pie Spumbu futters.
Speaker 2: We all like.
Speaker 1: Butts, we don't like buts, but but.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb.
Speaker 3: Lord, Please don't let that silly little black read my name.
Speaker 3: He's fucking it up every time. Jolly old dipshit dead
Speaker 3: m chloroform monster Digimon is a rapist. Uh ciphergraf oh
Speaker 3: man freak Bob, did you buy that helicopter cap yet?
Speaker 2: No? Not yet?
Speaker 3: Uh Boogie getting a liar engraved on his face with
Speaker 3: cum rock Hard Hunter Dubois RFK has a goat throat,
Speaker 3: Uh go hard getting bussy with it. But I got
Speaker 3: such a gay heart, I'll make a woman fucker wonder
Speaker 3: if he wit it? Also remember uh Tarzan, Uh pity
Speaker 3: for Boogie, but he sucks Lily's asparagus. Binging piss dealer
Speaker 3: Smitchie the Kid the e MT forcibly administering estrogen. Too
Speaker 3: old men, help me I'm stuck in a well yo,
Speaker 3: n word got a hard scope hit marker on Trump.
Speaker 2: This is so dimple.
Speaker 1: He so Joe Rogan and Colardenhause who got a bunch
Speaker 1: of shit for supporting our K Jr. And then of
Speaker 1: course Kyle Rindhouse flipped immediately Joe Rogan Obviously he's just
Speaker 1: gonna stick to his gun because he you know, so
Speaker 1: Tim Poole was being facetious or whatever, uh by being like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote for our Cave Junior now, like, you know,
Speaker 1: just just being so funny being a ticket and then
Speaker 1: RFK Junior quote tweets not knowing that he's being fucking around.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm so great you for your confidence, but
Speaker 1: most like he he.
Speaker 2: Thinks this was most of all your steadfast defensive He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm trolling.
Speaker 1: So he was trolling and then oh, I just read
Speaker 1: the rest of it. Yeah, for your confidence in me,
Speaker 1: but most of all for your steadfast defense of the
Speaker 1: Constitution and relentless love for our country. Damn. And like oh,
Speaker 1: like buddy, it seems like he's got some reading comprehension
Speaker 1: problems as well.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 3: I mean, although he has he has a pretty good
Speaker 3: It's look, I don't like RFK really at all.
Speaker 2: He has a really good excuse for being upid.
Speaker 1: I agree that, Like, you know, I can't be like
Speaker 1: as angry at him as I am at other politicians,
Speaker 1: but like he's definitely not not particularly smart. But he
Speaker 1: literally had a worm eating his brain, just rotting in
Speaker 1: his skull, not denied, but I found a dead worm
Speaker 1: and who knows how long it was in there, and
Speaker 1: it was probably you know, feasting on and if not
Speaker 1: feasting on him, at least rotting his brain.
Speaker 2: You know, like it was so crazy. It's real.
Speaker 3: It is, it is, It makes this is not jd
Speaker 3: Vance fucking a couch or you know, that's real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is my head. That's all that matters.
Speaker 3: See that they're trying to get him on. They're trying
Speaker 3: to get Tim Watson uh not going to fight in
Speaker 3: the Iraq War.
Speaker 2: So fucking stupid. The fact that jd Vance.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance was like a journalist in the army and
Speaker 1: he's calling out fucking Tim Waltz for not for being
Speaker 1: in the army, for being in the National Bar for
Speaker 1: twenty three fucking years, and then bouncing just a little
Speaker 1: bit before they got deployed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're being like.
Speaker 3: Oh, you two a war that, by the way, everybody
Speaker 3: at this point unanimously agrees, was not good.
Speaker 1: Not good, all right, the fucked up war. And he
Speaker 1: was in the army for twenty three years before, as if,
Speaker 1: like what you're sinuating that he would have dipped at
Speaker 1: some point before if he knew that they were actually
Speaker 1: gonna go. And and let's say, Jade Vans won't call
Speaker 1: him out, and I'm like, nigga, you were just a
Speaker 1: fucking guy following people around with a pen and paper.
Speaker 1: And this guy's we live in the gayest time ever,
Speaker 1: so bad?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: RK's r K Junior's dead abandoned bear cub Yep. Did
Speaker 3: we talk about that on the show?
Speaker 2: I think we did. Yeah, yeah, whatever, the audience will know.
Speaker 3: She pipped it on my Pippa coming in the name
Speaker 3: of gay begs, be like gaye gay being a guy,
Speaker 3: gay b a guy. Uh no way, I'm hanging out
Speaker 3: with a couple of gooners. Hey some r but it's
Speaker 3: just you three making your most disgusting wet now and
Speaker 3: wet mouth the bear.
Speaker 1: But I didn't have time, so I left it in
Speaker 1: central bar that time.
Speaker 2: That bear. It's a good impressiont The fucking biggest I
Speaker 2: forgot that bear was very before I started. I thought,
Speaker 2: I thought, I can't do that voice. I can't do
Speaker 2: you got to do that? Yeah, but I can't even
Speaker 2: know how to.
Speaker 1: You just gotta shake you if you smack your atoms
Speaker 1: apple a little bit.
Speaker 3: I get scared that I'm going to push it in,
Speaker 3: like like the bubbles on on soda cups. It's a
Speaker 3: real intrusive It's a real intrusive thought that I have
Speaker 3: sometimes I'm going to push it in and it won't
Speaker 3: come out again.
Speaker 2: Slim. I never had as app when I thought I
Speaker 2: was broken girl. I'm a woman. You've been a girl
Speaker 2: this whole time.
Speaker 3: You have women, chromosomes, gay, female, No one cares what
Speaker 3: you think now, justifiably.
Speaker 2: That that made me gag? What the fuck? It was? Weird?
Speaker 2: Did you react physically to misogyny? I killed that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was smokey the bear and I
Speaker 3: hate environmental.
Speaker 2: Found I took that bear behind.
Speaker 1: That was actually a good joke. On the last week,
Speaker 1: uh tonight or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like that happened before that all that stuff dropped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did, and he did, and he was like,
Speaker 1: but he was saying, because there's there's like all this
Speaker 1: footage of r K Junior.
Speaker 2: He works out.
Speaker 1: He's working out in jeans, shirtless, like for he's in
Speaker 1: Venice Beach and shirts you know, like that famous Like yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's just in jeans and no shirt and stuff
Speaker 1: and passionately. John Ovar makes a joke about like getting
Speaker 1: his inspiration from smoking the Bear, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I never even thought about it because Smoking Bear just
Speaker 1: has fucking pants on.
Speaker 2: Like he's reversing Donald Ducking.
Speaker 1: He's like ding the versus Donald Ducks, Like why can't
Speaker 1: these the fuckers just have clothes on? Domine reverse Donald
Speaker 1: Duck is way more it's normal. But why why is
Speaker 1: it such a problem for him to shirt?
Speaker 2: And it's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird to work out in jeans. Objectively, Jack, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's not unjazz, He's he I mean, for whatever, he's
Speaker 1: a really good shape for how old he is.
Speaker 2: He's got a lot of he takes a lot of
Speaker 2: does process.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of absolutely no process.
Speaker 2: Foods you avoid, by the way, how do you avoid process.
Speaker 2: Being rich rich, I try to.
Speaker 3: I try to eat pretty relatively okay, Like there's sometimes
Speaker 3: where it's just like I.
Speaker 2: Eat very very very clean now, And do you eat
Speaker 2: non process foods at all?
Speaker 3: Though, Like there's gotta be some stuff that's processed, right,
Speaker 3: I could avoid them?
Speaker 2: What is process? What is it? Well? I guess it
Speaker 2: means like foods that like things would heat up things.
Speaker 1: That aren't you cook and prepare usually things that have
Speaker 1: like additives in preservatives and things like that that you.
Speaker 2: Know that's near impossible to live. That's kind of so
Speaker 2: fucking hard to do that because I made Like, dude,
Speaker 2: I made such good wings yesterday. I saw your I
Speaker 2: was your thing. You saw what the video? I was like,
Speaker 2: I laughed at it because I was like, this is funny.
Speaker 2: These are so good. Look at the aftermath me. Your
Speaker 2: hands weren't even tired of clean yet, you were just
Speaker 2: like you immediately finished. I was like, look what I did?
Speaker 2: Did you laugh? Of course? This is pretty fair? It was,
Speaker 2: it was, yeah, it was. It was unique. It was
Speaker 2: so funny because I was like, damn, these are really
Speaker 2: good fun did you put them on? Did you play
Speaker 2: them in? Immediately? Like I'm gonna eat these right now.
Speaker 2: I didn't even play it played them was the movie
Speaker 2: I Am. I red ripped them off the foil because
Speaker 2: they're so good.
Speaker 3: I was nervous about it because I like, I don't
Speaker 3: normally make wings in the oven. I usually like make
Speaker 3: them with the we've had fried wings first before.
Speaker 2: You don't anywhere.
Speaker 3: No, it's just they're kind of annoying, you know, because
Speaker 3: like they cleaning them socks, and then the oil you
Speaker 3: gotta like when should I empty this? And then like
Speaker 3: even just making ship in them, like there's so much
Speaker 3: steam that actually ends up like fucking ship up sort of.
Speaker 3: Uh So, like I don't know, I'll probably get one,
Speaker 3: get an air bro I have an air fryer. Uh well, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know there is actually an issue with air friers
Speaker 3: now where they're like a lot of them have lead
Speaker 3: in them.
Speaker 2: What the hell? Yeah, I don't know. Well, look, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to spread any fucking I don't want
Speaker 3: to spread RFK misinformation.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: An anti vax even though I've told people to tell
Speaker 1: their kids not to have the anti vaccinaed if you're
Speaker 1: not if you're telling people not to take vaccines and
Speaker 1: for some reason that means they're not an anti Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't get it.
Speaker 3: The excuse is like, well, we're against this vaccine because
Speaker 3: it was sped through the process. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: every every vaccine from here on out is going to
Speaker 3: have the same people going up.
Speaker 1: I was just like I told I actually had an
Speaker 1: argument with somebody about that, about that, like about and
Speaker 1: I used the analogy of building houses. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: imagine five people were building a house, right, it might
Speaker 1: take like a month or two to get done. And
Speaker 1: imagine how fast we can build a house with five
Speaker 1: hundred people. You can probably get it done in just
Speaker 1: a few days. And I was using that analogy and say,
Speaker 1: when all the fucking scientists came together to speed run
Speaker 1: this ship in a way that we would never because
Speaker 1: we didn't have infinite funds, we had thousands of people
Speaker 1: to do the trials. And I was like, how do
Speaker 1: you fucking people not like? Like God, I like when
Speaker 1: people die from being unvaccinated. Personally, I mean, I'm be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't like the don't care. I
Speaker 1: like when the ones that are like.
Speaker 2: Anti vax die.
Speaker 1: I like when everybody, yeah, like I don't like when
Speaker 1: say the anti vax person got infected and affected their grandma.
Speaker 2: And during COVID, I was doing a whole thing. I
Speaker 2: was people sold. I was like, there's a fucking jamboree.
Speaker 1: I was like, you went into the hospitals, you ran
Speaker 1: back there.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's how Jared lost all that weight. I
Speaker 2: got so much COVID sandwiches and sucking people's people's lives,
Speaker 2: specifically the kids.
Speaker 1: Like you go to the children's hospitals to start and
Speaker 1: then fucking like uh, they would wither away and.
Speaker 2: Would seep out of his skin like a chia pet.
Speaker 1: He'd like steam and the kids would like, you know, dissipate,
Speaker 1: and then he would put a Subway sandwich in the bed,
Speaker 1: you know. Like so it took a while for the
Speaker 1: nurses to understand what's happening.
Speaker 2: On a Jersey sandwich. I'm too hungry. I got it
Speaker 2: power through. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm coming in the name of Gaby G's I did
Speaker 3: all that. No way, I'm hanging out with a couple
Speaker 3: of amr. Okay, I've been fogelo maxing recently. A fogel maxing.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, what is gross? You know? Sanwiches Jared fog Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that. Let's keep it there
Speaker 2: eating some way. Yeah yeah, yeah, like that's what that's
Speaker 2: what it'll be. I don't want to think anything versus
Speaker 2: twelve horny, muscular black man. No consent.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: If I fall asleep to I fall sleep to nword compilations.
Speaker 3: I should speed joined the ira A Snart Tank starring
Speaker 3: eminem Once jump what yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Did he really do it? It looks he
Speaker 2: did it for multiple angles? It looks really. I think
Speaker 2: it's he's tall enough in that car, short enough that
Speaker 2: it's like tall. Well how tall he looked tall in
Speaker 2: the thing about a little like a little and probably he.
Speaker 1: Looked No, he's like five ten or five nine at least, right,
Speaker 1: he's not five six eight. He looked tall in those videos.
Speaker 2: But he can't he can grab him. I saw him
Speaker 2: jump and grab a room with camera. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's insane. I have no idea, so he might he
Speaker 2: can't be like all right, we can't do that. I'm
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: My perception is fucked because I feel stupid. I feel
Speaker 1: really stupid. I just learned. I've known who Simone Bows
Speaker 1: was for a long time. I just learned this year
Speaker 1: that she's four eight. I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I missed that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's probably a very big part of her being nine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is what I said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he looked because he looked a little lengthy
Speaker 1: in those videos, and I was just like, I was like,
Speaker 1: he's too lanky to be short.
Speaker 2: See people saying that about me. I guess I'm fooled.
Speaker 1: About that too, though, Like, uh, though, one of my homegirls,
Speaker 1: I met her through Instagram. She looked like fucking she
Speaker 1: was a slender man type of body. But she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like fucking five three, and I'm like, that's like
Speaker 1: nothing makes sense.
Speaker 2: To me anymore. I forget how much tall I amand
Speaker 2: you guys lots of times because I'm like, because I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't have a long torso r it
Speaker 2: seemed like I'm about like not much such.
Speaker 1: It was weird that you have like a one foot
Speaker 1: torso and the rest you.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine.
Speaker 3: That is fucking your organs would be so condensed, it's insane.
Speaker 2: So uncomfortable, Like I would have a gut because of
Speaker 2: me be a human hags. You would, you'd being so
Speaker 2: much paid just killed me. Always. Wasp scars is getting
Speaker 2: more pronounces as they get older. Wasp scars. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: that's that's that circle. That's a wasp. That's from a
Speaker 2: wasp sting. Why is it not gone? What are you
Speaker 2: talking about? This has been there ever since? You don't
Speaker 2: heal rapidly? No, this was this? It would they It
Speaker 2: fucked me up, man, this is this was actually like
Speaker 2: a third degree burned before. I don't give it. Nobody
Speaker 2: asked a huge.
Speaker 1: I got stung on my knuckle, but I don't see ship.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's especially that's a.
Speaker 2: Part where the skin grows back relatively like fast.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a deep it was it was
Speaker 1: the hell was that? I don't think I think that
Speaker 1: was a government like fucking.
Speaker 2: I felt like I couldn't I couldn't believe how much
Speaker 2: it hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you definitely you definitely had like a government
Speaker 1: like surveillance thing.
Speaker 2: The government was it was a government.
Speaker 1: Wasp Yeah, just fucking metal and just just stabbed you
Speaker 1: and then went to go surveil.
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Speaker 1: I mean that's all those people all get in all
Speaker 1: that Oh I'm one four hundred Native American or cherokeeaters
Speaker 1: on bod.
Speaker 2: I hate that shit so much. All tho people should
Speaker 2: be it really bothers me because of the fact that,
Speaker 2: like my grandma doesn't say she's Native American and she's
Speaker 2: literally half Native American because it's like such a weird but.
Speaker 1: It's the cultural thing that she also, Yeah, she didn't
Speaker 1: choose that life because, uh, I know somebody, my friend's dad,
Speaker 1: he was part Native American and he just went full
Speaker 1: He's part Mexican reav us and uh.
Speaker 2: He most Mexicans, but he.
Speaker 1: Went he went full blown like oh I'm Native. Like
Speaker 1: he got this big plot of land. He would braid
Speaker 1: his hair. He went like he said, you can either go.
Speaker 1: He could have went the Hispanic route.
Speaker 2: It's like the Rock. The Rock could have.
Speaker 1: Went Nigger route, but he just went full blown, like
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a fucking Polynesian.
Speaker 2: It really sucks because he doesn't deny his blackness, but
Speaker 2: he doesn't really celebrate it. And he was weird he
Speaker 2: chose because it's like, are we Native American? Chris technically
Speaker 2: because I don't get somebody Native American because of the
Speaker 2: fact that I'm Hispanic. Yeah, that's the thing. It is,
Speaker 2: like I don't really because the thing is that I
Speaker 2: learned to all this ship afterwards, like I could have
Speaker 2: got probably free college. Yeah, I was. I learned I
Speaker 2: shouldn't do that. We didn't really.
Speaker 3: My mom only started really like looking into that part
Speaker 3: of our culture like way later. Like I was already
Speaker 3: like I think, like an early like preteen at that point,
Speaker 3: and it's just like it's too late. I'm already like
Speaker 3: you've played so much fucking Hispanic music this whole time.
Speaker 3: My mom's really in touch with that stuff, and she's
Speaker 3: like spiritual and she like likes all that stuff a lot.
Speaker 3: So it's it's more for her, it's more even evenly
Speaker 3: split than it is for other people in my family.
Speaker 2: I think for me it's weird because of the fact
Speaker 2: that my grandmother was always very open about her being
Speaker 2: a Tinian or Puerto Rican person, right, but I just
Speaker 2: didn't understand that meant that they were the people that
Speaker 2: were there first. We let's kind of thing about Native
Speaker 2: America is the thing I just didn't I just didn't
Speaker 2: understand that. But we're Caribbean, so it's like Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing about Native American and Puerto Rican and Caribbean,
Speaker 3: it's like those are all technically the same thing.
Speaker 1: Like technically, but if you're not but yeah, Native American
Speaker 1: isn't like a part of what you are. If you're
Speaker 1: if you're from Puerto Rico, that's just like that's just
Speaker 1: also part of what Puerto rican is. Yes, you're native
Speaker 1: to the Americas, but.
Speaker 2: Native Americans in Canada as well, So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's kind of it's arbitrary at that, it's a
Speaker 2: little bit arbitrary. Yeah, I'm p Hispanic guys. Just just
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