Speaker 1: Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Triple.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations. Sorry, Johnny Woodard,
we are in it. We're in it. We're in the studio.
I missed it. Johnny forgot to bring his keys. I mean, dude,
we've just been out of sync for so long.
Speaker 3: It's been a while.
Speaker 4: Was it like two three weeks since we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's been three weeks, dude, because you
went to England or wherever you went somewhere.
Speaker 4: Around foreign place dune on Scotland.
Speaker 2: We got some mail that we got around mail. We
got mail, I mean, we got so much to get into.
Speaker 3: Dude. Why is it in a plastic bag?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why, dude. So it's in a plastic
bag because the thing was ripped. Do you think they're
trying to see if there's any checks in there?
Speaker 3: I do, I do. Yeah, of course. Oh they're like, oh, sorry,
it got ripped our back.
Speaker 4: Oh of course they were snooping on you.
Speaker 2: So lady who sent it to us, We're sorry, uh
that it's been ripped. If you did leave a check
for us, it's gone.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: You know they do that with sneakers, like sneaker heads
getting their sneakers stolen all the time by the post office,
and ups you get an empty box.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: So we'll read this today from shout Out Johnny. You
know what everyone's been doing is there. I have so
many people that are gonna send me watermelons ins, which
is a crazy story, John Johnny. So yesterday on Conspiracy
Social Club, Ryan who is the bardop guy, was in
a place where they sold watermelons ins. He got me
one I put in my mouth fake, it wasn't even.
Speaker 4: Make don't counterfeit watermelons, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, came no flavor came out at all. None, Where
do you get it from? And then I put another
one just see no flavor?
Speaker 3: Where do you get it from? Some shady armod nicotine
in it?
Speaker 2: Though, No, I don't even know if I had nicotine
and just felt like I was putting a pillow in
my mouth.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you're just your addiction is so far
down the road.
Speaker 2: That no, because it said it was super strong, really,
which I've never seen on his zen before.
Speaker 4: Oh so there's probably some bootleg ash, Yeah, some bootleg shit.
What do you get like a Bodeka or something like
a kind of probably, Dude, you don't know, Okay, that's interesting. Wow,
I didn't know they were bootlegings in.
Speaker 2: Bootleg and Zin's because the idiot Gavin knew some outlawed
flavor Zin's.
Speaker 4: I mean, you mean America's greatest governor.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2: Dude, he's actually they're trying to push him, but he's
hated so much. The guy does not know how hated
he is. He calls himself America's most loved governor. It's yeah,
I mean, dude, I can say anything. I'm the most
hung karate master in the world. I could just label
myself whatever I want.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I was in Europe and you were in
Austin doing Rogan.
Speaker 3: I did Rogan. It was it was fun, dude.
Speaker 4: I I god episode.
Speaker 2: I felt it was a great episode. I filed it
was one of the best episodes I with him, I think.
So here's what I want to say to everybody.
Speaker 3: A lot of people.
Speaker 2: You know, he's always asking me for sources, and I'm like,
I'm gonna make sure it says I am the source, right,
But I.
Speaker 3: Don't mind that. I really don't mind that.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to tell you why, because it's my
biggest problem with the progressive left is like they can't
stand any questions. Anytime you you you're critical of their
point of view, they disengage.
Speaker 4: I couldn't agree more so, it's.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, dude, yeah, this is why I believe ask
me questions. The problem is I don't have name retention
like him and Tim Dillon do. They can name any
like compound, substance or anybody.
Speaker 3: That's why they're where they are. That's why they're as
great as they are as podcasters.
Speaker 2: Their ability to remember everybody's name. I'm not that guy
you what's your name again? I can't even remember your name, dude.
Speaker 3: Who's been working with me?
Speaker 4: For you?
Speaker 2: Johnny wood word, I prefer it. It's a lot better
name you.
Speaker 4: But you can't go on the I heard people too,
like why don't you take notes? But you can't. You
can't go on.
Speaker 3: I believe you.
Speaker 2: Let me read my friend's church off off my phone.
I was really, I was like, can I read this?
He's like, yeah, do it. I was like, I couldn't believe.
Speaker 4: It, but you can't. I mean, it's just it wouldn't.
You can't do that.
Speaker 2: So I had to talk with Kurt Metzker the other day,
and he was telling me at dinner with Dave Smith
and Scott Horton, and I brought up that I just
wish Dave Smith, who is doing the Lord's work and
I think he's doing.
Speaker 3: Great, would look at the spiritual side of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he told me that that Scott Horton.
Speaker 4: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: Scott Horton, look him up. He's the guy who goes
on and kurb stomps everybody.
Speaker 2: Because he's got all the facts about Zionism and the
Middle East, you know, big Ron Paul Fan all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: That one of him on Lex where he said Lex
cut out like some of his LEX.
Speaker 3: Brought him back. He said, they did like a ten
hour popcay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, they're getting heat like Patrick Beck David.
I love Vinnie of Sean O that's on there.
Speaker 3: I love you know. I'm a fan of Pat Pat David,
I'm not.
Speaker 2: But he interviewed net Yahoo that is a suicide note
for your show. I don't know what he's thinking or
why you would do it.
Speaker 4: I know, because he'll do anything to give views. That
guy has had Chris Chris Cuomo on it.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, and he had Scott Wiener Anthony Wiener
on so you're totally right. There are just some people
I don't think need to be interviewed. I just don't like.
Speaker 4: Well, unless you're really gonna body him, and he didn't.
Speaker 2: Nobody's body No one's gonna body net Yahoo. He is
literally a master of mankind. This guy's is credited with
genocide all over the Middle least, not just in Palestine.
But I mean, unless that's really your goal is interesting?
He does ask him an interesting question?
Speaker 4: Oh does he okay? I'm trying you gotta is there
clips somewhere on this.
Speaker 2: I won't get into this. This is super interesting, Kim Iverson.
Speaker 3: Not right now. Let's go down to the thing. We're
gonna talk.
Speaker 4: Well, I was shut.
Speaker 3: Go down.
Speaker 4: You're looking at her.
Speaker 3: He's going down.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, did you see that Johnny Cracker
barrels got They said they're going back to the old logo.
Speaker 4: Oh good, you stupid idiots, we won, you dumb bastards.
We want that.
Speaker 3: That's what people don't understand.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't even remember retweeting that oh here, it is, here,
it is this is okay, wat should be this is
the only saving grace for this and this is I
respect what he's doing right here because I think he
is Armenian too. But at the end of the day,
there's no reason to interview.
Speaker 3: I know you, yeah, I thought David interview. I thought
he was Armenian. Someone said he had Armenian in him.
Speaker 2: But this is him asking about the Armenian genocide and
why net, Yahoo and Israel haven't recognized it. And listen,
and this is why, Johnny, You're like, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 3: He his Armenian. He was born in Tehran.
Speaker 4: He was in Iran into a Christian family of Assyrian
and Armenian descent.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's hear it.
Speaker 5: You know, the Holocaust has been recognized by one hundred
and ninety three different countries right everybody around the world,
and in some countries, if you denied, you could do
jail time. Many countries you can do jail time in
your five years. But for anybody that doesn't recognize Armenian
Assyrian genocide, if there's any country that I would have
expected to be on the list that recognized the Armenian
and the Assyrian and the Greek genocide, it would be Israel.
Why haven't you yet recognized the Armenian Assyrian and the
Greek genocide that the Turkish did to that community. In fact,
I think we have, because I think the Knesset pester
is allusion to that effect.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's.
Speaker 5: Come from you, though, I don't know if it's come
from the Prime Minister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 5: Okay, here you go. All right, Well, thank you for
doing that. Thank you for doing this. I appreciate you.
That's important to me, and I'm sure a lot of Armenians,
Assyrians and the Greeks around the world appreciate you saying that.
Speaker 4: You could tell you didn't like doing that.
Speaker 2: He didn't like doing that answer. He didn't like saying
that answer. And it's just like, dude, this guy is
as cold blooded as anyone who's ever lived in the world.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 4: Wasn't on the list of questions you could tell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the list of questions. Yeah, So that's it, dude,
Oh yeah, go to no not the Dji Kim Iverson. Yeah,
the Kim Iverson thing. So this is really interesting about
Kim Ierson, She's been very much vocal about the anti
Zionism shit.
Speaker 6: Listen to this iverson show. Sorry I seem a little
bit dim or down right now, but somebody just broke
into my house. And if you watched yesterday's show, I
talked about somebody stealing my identity and stealing a car
with my social Security number and birthday and all of
those things. What has happened is that earlier this morning
for me, I was recording an Iranian guest. Turns out,
while I was recording that interview. Now I wear headphones,
there were typically noise canceling. I can't hear the stuff
that's going on around me. And apparently somebody broke into
my house while I was here and doing the interview.
So I was only alerted to this because I do
have My house is pretty wired, so it was somebody
who had come in for about five minutes and then
I guess left. I now need to spend the rest
of the day figuring out why I'm having such a
safety issue right now, Like what has gone on to
where my identities being stolen to my home is being
broken into in the matter of days. So obviously I'm
not feeling the most safe. Obviously, I'm feeling violated house
in many ways, and I need to prioritize my safety.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to go do that.
Speaker 6: I'll be back with another great show you tomorrow fingers crossed.
I am not suicidal. I will be back.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: That's super interesting because Anna Kasparian's going through this right
now as well.
Speaker 4: Really, I saw you tweeted her like.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah she was going off, but uh so now
they're talking about dancing, like I despise her.
Speaker 3: But she's so hot. She is lovely.
Speaker 2: She is so hot. She's our meaning she's on a
show called The Young Turks.
Speaker 4: But doing the dancing is real lady.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's the late. I'm she's still alive, by
the way, I don't know. We'd love to interview her.
Speaker 2: Though, I think everybody would, but you know, she's like,
what do you think she is? Like?
Speaker 3: What's her? Russia half.
Speaker 4: Was very strange.
Speaker 7: The witness called Chalice, who stopped the van hours later
and arrested five men, all five, it turns out where Israeli.
They were turned over to the FBI. Sources tell ABC News.
During a check of national security at a basis, some
of the men were listed as having had connections with
Israeli intelligence at the FBI.
Speaker 3: Johnny said, I mean, it's just the craziest thing.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, my favorite thing is every couple of years
the meme comes up of punch Shrunk being the dancing Israelis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just like absolutely ridiculous. Really, you guys
do look like this, it's so funny. Well already looks
exactly like, yes, he isn't Israeli. So yeah, So going
back to Rogan, I love it Austin. I mean, like
Austin's getting a lot of negative press right now.
Speaker 3: Everybody's fleeing the Austin scene.
Speaker 2: I love it. Here's the thing about Austin. Austin is
a brand new scene. It's a brand new scene. It's
literally like, I know, Austin's been known for all comedy forever,
but this new kind of like this new movement there
is brand new.
Speaker 3: So all the comics are super young there, dude.
Speaker 2: There's no old guard like like you would have in
Boston or New York City or LA. It's like they're
all there. It's it's like Lord of the Flies out
there that I think it's great. You know and a
lot of guys. Here here's what here's what some people
think might be the problem, that a lot of people
are just moving there just to try to get on
Kill Tony.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: So if you've heard of this guy like Timmy No Breaks,
have you heard of him? He's this new guy that
got a golden ticket and everybody is just talking about
how he's basically doing.
Speaker 4: DICE's golden ticket.
Speaker 2: So when you get a golden ticket on on on
kill Tony, that means you're like one of the guys
who always gets to you like you're in the rotation
and do the show all the time. Breaks, And they're
all saying he's doing Dice. Yeah, you're basically you be,
You're a made man, and the ticket is probably worth millions.
Speaker 3: Of Oh I got it already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you said, my name's Timmy No Breaks, and
you might wanna.
Speaker 3: Buckle the fuck up. So everyone says he's doing Dice.
He absolutely is. Get thish. I was at the nuts store.
I was buying nuts. I go up to the fucking
way that thing.
Speaker 2: That woman's gonna be one hundred dollars. I was a bitch.
Speaker 3: I got fucking bills to pen.
Speaker 4: She's even doing the arm thing like the pole.
Speaker 2: I've get told about this guy, okay, is that he
didn't really want to do this and like his manager
at his job basically bet him he wouldn't do it.
So he went up there and he did his fucking thing, okay,
and it blew up.
Speaker 4: Oh so he what do you think he just copied
an act or something.
Speaker 3: I think he was just fucking around.
Speaker 2: And now it's gotten huge and he's he just did
like Netflix, like he's brand new.
Speaker 4: That's great. So he's not like he's not a guy
who's even trying to do comedy.
Speaker 3: No, he is now up to this point, dude.
Speaker 2: It's videos on YouTube are getting like hundreds of thousands
of views.
Speaker 4: I wonder how many of those people even know who
Dice is.
Speaker 2: But dude, you're poking the bear. Dude, Dude, Dice lives
for this ship. He loves. Oh god, see if he
said se Dice said anything about Timmy no Breaks.
Speaker 3: I don't know Timmy no breaks, timak, I'll fucking murder you.
Speaker 2: So what of DICE's kids now works at the store.
He's trying to get into comedy, right, and he's watching
Timmy no breaks basically do his dad's act.
Speaker 4: That's God, that's weird, dude.
Speaker 2: And well, here's what I'm gonna tell you something, and
this is this is both the perk of killed Tony
and watch what you wish for.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So when I started comedy, Right when I started comedy,
I did a show with Pablo Francisco and I love Pablo.
I love him, I love him, I love him. He's
always showed me nothing but kindness. I love him so much.
And I did my show and it was a weird show.
So he pulled me aside. He goes, dude, listen, this
is what you do in comedy. Okay, find your favorite
comedian and imitate him and.
Speaker 3: Then and then you'll eventually find your own way. So
I started.
Speaker 2: My favorite comic at that time is still one of
my favorite comments was Richard Pryor.
Speaker 3: And I'd realized that Richard Pryor's kind of style and
I thought this at the time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I still believe it because I
haven't watched prior for a while, but was like, state,
your primis acted out. So I was doing that to
the point that Joey Diaz thought I was stealing from
Pablo Francisco.
Speaker 3: I tried to do Pablo Francisco and.
Speaker 2: I go, no, dude, I'm trying to do I'm trying
to do Pablo told me to try to do my
favorite comic, which is Richard Pryor Funny and then you
just then you, then you just after that, I just
dumped it and just became Sam Tripoli.
Speaker 4: Right, But it worked, though, would you say it worked?
Is it?
Speaker 3: It was a great basis to jump off from.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think I think Timmy maybe took it
a little too literally.
Speaker 3: Well, the problem is he's on the show that's give
millions of.
Speaker 4: Views, honestly, so you're seeing him day one when you
shouldn't be seeing him until.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's my theory on Jake Paul. Like everyone
hates Jake Paul. How many fighters are you buying a
pay per view to watch it?
Speaker 3: Eight fights in? Yeah, they're usually doing the circuit at
that point.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's part of the reason people don't
like him is because he's been he's you know, been
up jumped like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what's so funny Johnny as comedians were so
used to it, Timmy no breaks is moving.
Speaker 4: Product, right, yeah, and boxing though nobody's used to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're totally right, right, it's just like you two
is the fast track to anything. Oh yeah, that's just
the way it is. Some things will never change, dude.
Speaker 3: We'll probably get copyrighted on that. But this is Timmy
no Breaks. Now. Did you see if dice made ain't common?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean will if this guy keeps going this way, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah he do.
Speaker 2: What would be really funny is if Timmy No Briks
do his act and then Andrew Dice Clay walks.
Speaker 3: Out behind it. Oh my god, dude, fired.
Speaker 4: Dice doesn't even do dice anymore. Really, you know, he's
doing like early Dice.
Speaker 3: This guy is, well, well, are you ready for to cook?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: I'll make you look like your fucking teeth. I'm melting.
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
Speaker 2: From the guys from the first Golden Era, which was
like eighties comedy, right, like the late seventies early eighties comedy,
which was like you know, when the Robin Williams was roaming,
Richard Pryor was roaming, and you know, George Khan the
only guys I honestly believe that you could take from
that time and drop them in right now and they
would still crush our our our Sam Kennison and Andrew
d ized Clay and he still doesn't.
Speaker 3: Andrewdized Clay.
Speaker 2: You can drop him in an a show and he's
a fucking murderer right like he could crush it.
Speaker 4: Those are not Robin Williams, you know.
Speaker 2: No, I saw Robert rist So the end it wasn't
going well, okay, because you.
Speaker 4: Can't crime Robin Williams.
Speaker 3: You could.
Speaker 4: You don't think you could put him in now and
it would well.
Speaker 2: You know, I always felt like a big influence on
crystal Leia was Robin Williams, like his whole doing accents
and all that ship. That was a big part of
Crystallia's act. And you were all influenced. Everybody gets influenced.
Speaker 3: I was influenced by by Bill Hicks, by tool By.
You know, there's influence.
Speaker 4: Hicks wasn't even big in the States in his time,
so yeah, I get where you would say Hicks maybe
wouldn't make it.
Speaker 2: He was more respected and no, I mean Hicks even
like the The thing is that the crowd isn't there
for like, political comedy is making a comeback right now.
Speaker 4: I just don't know. They weren't ready for Hicks then
and they're still not ready for Hicks.
Speaker 3: I mean, he would have his call, he'd be like Stanhope.
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about guys that their style matches today.
Sam Kennison and invented like Seinfeld bombs everywhere he goes
because his style became when you did a hack comic.
Speaker 3: Right, what's up with Goldfish?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: And he bombs on stage like i' must say this
right now.
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld was a syop.
Speaker 4: You believe that about a show? You think his show was?
Speaker 3: People love the show, Yeah, but dude, it was Jerry
Seinfeld was afforded things that other people doing the same
thing weren't his Showy Adams, for one.
Speaker 2: Like tool Time was Tim Mayhllen talks about all the
time tool Time was kicking his ass. They had the
move Seinfeld off there because he really he wasn't getting ratings.
They had to move him somewhere else. And it's just
like Super Juice show. I mean that's what it is.
I mean, Seinfelds is like, hey, check out how Jews
Act in New York.
Speaker 3: Fine, I don't care. Super funny, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: They moved it to another, fucking another, another day everybody.
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Speaker 2: So so I think he's a syop to rein in comedy,
like I bring up Dice, I bring up Sam Kens
and those were.
Speaker 3: Wild men, dude.
Speaker 2: They were wild people, and they they wanted to control
it and make it clean, observational. Just if Willie Barsena's
podcast we were talking about Seinfeld was a giant syop Seinfeld.
If there was no Seinfeld, he would be a corporate comic.
He'd be just doing corporate gids.
Speaker 4: What do you think about like Gaffigan.
Speaker 2: I think Gaffigan is a great writer. I don't think
Seinfeld I used. I like the one thing I like
about Seinfeld for a long time, his Zionus views and
his like hypocrisy and lost shit is annoying now, But
you know, like Jim Gaffikin's a great writer. You know
what I'm saying, Like that shit, that shit pops. I mean,
he know what was the big TV show that Gaffkin had?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: He made through stand up. We would never have heard
of Seinfeld if it wasn't.
Speaker 4: For think that huh interesting Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean it was just giant push and it.
Speaker 4: Did set him up as a comedian and then like.
Speaker 3: What was his hit after that?
Speaker 2: Comedians and Cars when he just stole that from Jay Leno.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he tried like acting right and it just never.
Speaker 2: Know that the brilliance of Seinfelder, the brilliance of Larry
David is that they surrounded him with black belt character actors,
so he would just present the thing and they would
just do all the comedy.
Speaker 4: Larry's a funner, funnier actor though than Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: Well, Larry Larry's a he's an interesting guy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's an idiot with politics. Dude, He's just
one of those people. If you don't believe what he
thinks is like the right thing, he just writes you
off of.
Speaker 2: What's interesting about Larry David is that he's yelling at
that lawyer. Who's the Who's who's Jerry Epstein's lawyer?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 7: Girl?
Speaker 2: He represents Gershwitz, Right, He's yelling at him, not because
he's on a flight with Trump with with Epstein going
to uh sick. He's yelling at him because he's working
with Trump. I mean, like, what are you doing? What
are you doing?
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean like there's no hero.
Speaker 2: It's the same way Mark Johnny, I'm your I'm the
only hero out there.
Speaker 4: It's the same thing as like Mark Marin. This week,
did you see him talking about Bill Maher about how
he thinks it's pathetic that he's trying to make a
play to remain relevant And that's the only reason.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: What if he really believes it, because it's more common
sense when he say now than what he's ever said before.
Speaker 4: Well, that's exactly what Maren is doing trying to stir
up ship by talking shit.
Speaker 2: Ask you something, Johnny, let me ask you something, and
I want your honest answer. So we have this this
argument going on. Mark Maren, who I like a lot.
He's my friend as close as you can get to Maren, right.
I think he's a good guy. I'm never we never
hang out. We're just we talk at the comedy club.
And I think he's criminally underrated as a stand up.
That's just my opinion. But I'm gonna you know, Mark
go's around judging people.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you an honest question and you give
me your honest answer. Who has helped more people with
their fame? Joe Rogan or Mark Maren?
Speaker 4: No, it's not even that.
Speaker 2: No, really, Who is Mark Maron blown up? With all
this podcast going on forever?
Speaker 3: Anthony?
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. It's like he had him on
a bunch.
Speaker 2: But Dave Anthony blew up on Walking the Room. He
did it with that guy will you look up? That's
who blew up? And that guy blew up the guy
we co host with can you look at it? And
I like that guy too. I despise Dave Anthony. He's
a fucking coward, I'll say to his fucking face. Greg Baron,
good guy, liked him a lot. That guy blew up
writing that book about how men see women and women
just ate it up and he's walk in the room,
look up the book that great Barrett wrote. That just
was a humongous success.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that a book can be a humong a success.
Speaker 3: There was a time, there was a time.
Speaker 4: His book, Uh, it's just the day. He's just not Oh,
he's just not that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wrote that book right, and it blew up
with women and women sent it to their friends who
were going crazy about guys that weren't given them the
time of day.
Speaker 3: Blew up. He got a huge following.
Speaker 2: So he started a podcast and that's what blew up,
Dave Anthony was that that podcast, and then Greg Barrett
got into some personal stuff which is none of our business.
And that's when he poached what's his face off my show?
Speaker 3: So so so, who's he helped? Who's he helped? Who's it?
Who has he helped? That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like you, I mean, like Joe Rogan has change bloodlines, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my generational wealth not just one or two people.
Speaker 2: We're talking what fifteen twenty guys, totally like that's the
sign of a kind person.
Speaker 4: And he's looking down on that like it's some kind
of like, you know, collection of sick offense around Rogan.
You know this this orbit of Rogan.
Speaker 2: Of psy Like all I keep hearing is that all dude,
the comedy's getting too political.
Speaker 3: It's always been political.
Speaker 2: What Oh the roganu the Rogan group is they're they're crumbling.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're all selling out, so stupid, fucking they're selling out. Arenas.
Speaker 4: Here's what Maren said about mar Think about who's saying
this now. I've always had a problem with his tone,
and it happens with some of the other boomers. There's
this desperate chasing of relevance that changes someone's mind in
terms of how they approach what they do, and also
makes the whole understanding feel desperate, the undertaking feel desperate.
Speaker 3: He's talking about out mars tone.
Speaker 2: Marin is the guy with the snarkiest tone on the planet.
Speaker 3: I just gotta say, dude, I love Mark Marin a lot.
He's trying to promote his.
Speaker 2: No, dude, listen, it's the same thing Anthony Jesslinik did,
and I think Anthony Jesslink's a great comic. But they
know who they want to watch their their special, and
they know who who the people they want to watch
it special, They know who they hate, so you go
after them, which runs everybody to your special. It's a
it's a it's a promotional thing. He did the same thing,
and I just I don't like it. Listen, dude, you
do whatever you want on stage. I don't have any
will whether you're progressive or whatever. But like you start
attacking my friends, Dude, that's when I have made the
two problems I have is when you attack my friends.
And that's it, guys. It's not sucking dick or kissing ass.
It's like people who helped you.
Speaker 3: When they had no real reason to have to and
you were down out and they lifted you up and put.
Speaker 2: Money in your pocket. Where I'm from, dude, where I'm from, Like,
that's called loyalty. Like there's this big thing that like
selling out people that helped you, like tig Nigaro going
after Lewis c K when she made it, when he
helped make.
Speaker 3: Her career, How did you do that?
Speaker 2: He was specials like writing, yeah, like I think he
produced her first special. Like it's just fucking gross. It's
just gross, but it doesn't matter. It's like you're like
I was taught you. You know you you stand by
your friends. That's like old I got I got ship
for that, and I'm like, dude, the old school style
is defending your friends through thick and thin, as long
as they're not murdering people or actually hurting people. Actually
not just geting accused of it by people that wants
either name and newspapers, but actual concrete proof that it happened.
Speaker 4: Maren also went after Jervais over a break.
Speaker 3: It's an outward vocalization of the time. You know, I
just went and saw Ricky Gervais at the at the
Hollywood bore no brilliant. I loved it. Fucking brilliant, fucking brilliant.
Speaker 2: How can you say that about the guy? I mean,
like Mark, Marin and I agree on something. What we
agree on is Maria Bamford is one of the grace
ever do it genius. She's one of the great She
should be in discussion of the goat genius.
Speaker 3: She's one of the grace ever do it.
Speaker 4: She's too weird for most people.
Speaker 3: No, well, you know, there's a lot going on there.
But like if you actually study her, like if you
love to study jokes.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think she's a genius, but no, she's a
most I agree with her.
Speaker 2: But listen when when Ricky Gervais was first coming in,
he had street jokes in his fucking special. Okay, but
he's like he's learning, like he's learning, and the way
he does it, nobody does it that way.
Speaker 3: He just tours little like he'll.
Speaker 4: Do like ten dates of big places and then go
do like the Hollywood Bowl and tour an act like
nobody does that, but he does. I bet you I'd
be willing to bet he's done less stand up hours
than almost anybody to succeed at the level.
Speaker 3: He's I mean, he did.
Speaker 2: That was considered one of the greatest sitcoms of all
time the British Office.
Speaker 4: I think it's the best second, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like east Bound Down, that's my favorite.
I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember watching that first season going, oh
my god, this is my comedy, Like they're finally doing
my comedy.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever left harder than that first.
Speaker 3: Sea I remember you asked Dan the sound guy.
Speaker 2: He was saying that the you know, the first people
coming up and doing all the coke jokes, like about
doing all the blow Obviously the eighties did, but the
new generation was like me and Joey Diaz doing blow
eating ass all that shit, like the authentic stuff, which
is everywhere now, like we weren't ahead of our time.
Like everyone again, everybody else is trying to do Seinfeld
and I'm just like, look out fucking weird eye out right.
Speaker 4: People still want that kind of comedy though.
Speaker 2: Well, we went to see Sebastian Ascalco the Stables Center.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just mean, like like real, like we went
to see four year old version on the anniversary of
this past week pack Theater at City Walk.
Speaker 3: The most la of La Place is diverse crowd.
Speaker 4: I saw blacks, I saw Asians, probably some homo's in there,
you know how it is. And they all laughed at
all the you know how I know You're gay, the
whole tranny thing where he goes in and meets the
trans Everybody laughed at all those beats that would be like.
Speaker 3: They laugh in common sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, like they don't look at it as
a man dressed like a woman as a unicorn. I mean,
it's like unbelievable, which brings me to a quick story, Johnny.
So I got booked to do I never do free
shows ever, Like I hate free shows. But I got
hit up by somebody, this female comic. Let me make
sure I get her name correctly, because I hate fucking
people's names up, even though that's my thing. Uh, fucking
people's names up. Let me see if I can find her. Oh,
here it is, dude, Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Her name is Lana Lana Siala s a l a h.
She's like a six foot smoke show Muslim Salah Sala sala. Yeah,
smoke show, just smoke show.
Speaker 4: Just what's name again?
Speaker 2: Lam a lot of times. So now I got to
look at Lana Salala. I think she's hot, dude, she's
fucking hot, and uh right, she's six foot, Like dude,
you'll you'll put out nephelum babies with that chick.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: That's why I think, like how big weere our kids be? So,
so she books me at this place called the Bigfoot Theater.
Speaker 3: I think it's called big.
Speaker 4: I thought that's our thing we do on this show
Bigfoot Theater.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I never even thought about that or
shows called No, it's called yeah, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4: We should have trademarked that ship.
Speaker 2: We should have We could sue them for big bucks bastards. Yeah,
it's like called Bigfoot, the Bigfoot something at this club.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: No, it does matter because she's super funny, though. Hold on, god,
dang it, man, let me just get this going.
Speaker 3: Bro. Stop being a weirdo? Are you? Yeah, I'm talking
to you. What am I doing being in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called it's called hold on, let me see
she sent me the flyer. Yeah, it's called Bigfoot Comedy
and it's at it's at the Bigfoot.
Speaker 3: Uh Bigfoot Theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big it's this bar called the Bigfoot Theater, right,
and you go inside. It looks like Narnia. It looks
like you're like, am I in Narnia right now? It's
like a love cabin. It's on the west side of
La They got deer deer heads on the wall.
Speaker 3: I'm like, where are these deers? I'm from?
Speaker 2: There's none in Venice? Why why we got there's no
deer in central Uh? What's it called city? What's it called,
Central City? Uh, Culver City. Yeah, there's no deer here
where these animals come from. So we go there. There's
a lot of Muslims on the show because she's Muslim.
They're really fucking funny, these young Muslim comics and they're
speaking out paleestinty in there.
Speaker 3: He had fucking great jokes.
Speaker 2: Everyone's really funny, so you know, and there's some young
comics out there, and it's like young female comics. Everything
is about their pussies, which is fine. I love hearing
it young male comics. Yeah, that's true, Johnny well played
so because the young people are banging.
Speaker 3: All the time, that's what they're talking.
Speaker 4: It's also the first thing you get to when you're
trying to think of funny shit, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's great. So they were doing good.
Speaker 2: And uh so I go up and I'm I'm like
and I always go like, okay, I'm on the West side.
Speaker 3: How are they gonna accept this comedy? It went over great, right,
But I mean, I have my r word bit.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it because we have to like bet
beep beeps, but the I have my hard word bit,
and I call out everybody and I even call black
people in it, and there was a table of older
black people and they were rolling.
Speaker 3: They loved it. They got it right. We're back.
Speaker 2: I feel like LA's turning, dude. I feel like you're
seeing a turn.
Speaker 3: Really, I do. I feel like it's coming anything.
Speaker 4: You've been as down as anybody on LA. That's good.
Speaker 3: I think it's I just LA's gotta go through it, dude,
it's gotta.
Speaker 2: It's gotta kill off all this dead weight that Hollywood
put in it, with this woke stuff that just that
nobody wants. These executives don't want anymore, and the the uh.
Speaker 3: The consumer doesn't want anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, So you got it's got to die off. It's
got to die off and kill off all this dead
weight before it rides again.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna.
Speaker 2: See movies go the way that comedy has, where it's
gonna be a lot independent ship happening that they're gonna
be buying up. I think they're gonna see, Uh, there's
always gonna be a you know, uh, studio movies, they're
always gonna be. But you're gonna see a big surge
in indie films there. It's coming. People outsiders want to film.
I want to fun films, indie people. I'm making an
indie film right now. I don't know if it's gonna go,
but it's looking pretty good. So anyways, and by the way,
I don't want to act. I'm gonna do that one
line like the guy who did uh in? Who's the
one guy that they like. I'm just I'm here for
the gang bang? What was that in that one?
Speaker 3: Todd Phillips, Todd Phillips.
Speaker 2: I want one line, funny getting get out, That's all
I want. I don't want to act. I have no
desire to act. I don't want to do a coverage sucks.
You gotta do the same scene over. No, No, I'm
not getting paid enough. Anyways, So I go there and
I do my artword bit. It's crushing, it's crushing, it's
doing great. People are great. I make fun of people
wearing masks, as a woman wearing a mask, and I go, sorry, lady,
I don't mean, but you're retard. Okay, oh sorry, Johnny
market down. So anyways, I'm doing stand up. I'm doing
stand up, and I'm reading the room. The bartender there
is not feeling my act. I can already tell he's
mean mugging me the whole time. He's got neck tattoos everywhere, right,
mean mugging me. I do my hard word bit. Then
I end with my F word bit about gaze and
stra about who I'd never called gays the F word.
I and I list the people I actually call the
F word, right, gets a big laugh.
Speaker 3: I end the end the show.
Speaker 2: So I'm talking to the The chicken books it, and
she's like, yeah, I got to talk to after the show.
Speaker 3: I go by who. She goes that bartender. He lectured
me on why we shouldn't say the R word.
Speaker 2: I go the guy with the neck tattoos is lecturing
you about feelings like this?
Speaker 3: This this fake punk rock shit, right? What a plus?
Eric and I literally go.
Speaker 2: I don't call special needs the R word. It's about
dumb assholes. Okay, it's not about special needs, it's about
dumb assholes. That is how the word is proper used. Okay,
that's what people use it as. When they say the
R word, they're not talking about down syndrome people. They're
talking about dumb assholes. Hey, Joe Biden is an R word, right,
They're not saying he has down syndrome. They're saying, he's
a dumb asshole. We call them special needs. Now that's
the that's the term used for them. If you actually
met somebody who said, oh, that guy, he's you go
to what the what is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Of course anybody would yeah, of course, yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Don't say that. You know, he's an R word.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, that's what you would say, right if you
felt that way.
Speaker 4: That's your I would guarantee you. You know somebody in
his family and he's a touchy boy.
Speaker 3: So it's nobody right, doubt he actually has the R word,
because you know what, people have down syndrome in there.
In there, they actually think it's funny. Now. The only
people that get sensitive, and I understand it is people
with autism, like they're on the spectrum. When you get
deep into it, it's really hard, dude.
Speaker 2: It's really hard because when you have an autistic kid
that's for the rest of your life. And you see
these like I told okay, did I tell you about
them flying with the with the guy with Tourette's Go ahead,
I feel like I told you that. I think Michelle
kwand I tell you, yeah, okay, So so that that
guy was yelling out stuff the whole flight, and everyone
loved it because it was like play by play. But
you can tell the mom was exhausted. It's got to
be it can't be easy. And that's why, And that's
why in a flight full of children, everyone was cool
because they all felt for the mom. Yeah, hey, it's
all right, dude, we get it. We have we have kids.
Probably outside my daughter, there's probably autistic kids on this plane.
No way, everyone understands, you know. So that's why when
people get mad autistic jokes because I told the Andy
Dick's story, right, remember that story.
Speaker 3: It's a I need to get it on stage.
Speaker 4: Oh you haven't never told that.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, Johnny, because like whenever I was just
telling Willy Barsenna where he's like thirty three years in
the comedy, I'm like thirty almost in November will be thirty.
Speaker 4: Years Willy or Andy Dick, will Willie.
Speaker 2: Barsenna has been doing comedy thirty two or thirty three years.
November fifteenth, I made it to date is my thirty
thirtieth anniversary of stand up comedy. Crazy, right, it's so
crazy because my friends are all retiring and I'm like
I'm gonna work forever.
Speaker 4: People really retire from comedy, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: No, they're not retiring from comedy. They worked regular jobs
like oh, my one buddy, My one buddy worked for
the he was he worked for the college. And if
you do early retirement, they give you seventy percent. We
talked about this on cash, Daddy, like, how can this
state afford that?
Speaker 3: I don't even understand.
Speaker 4: Boy, it's the pension they invest. That's what all the
money like, put it in like ETFs and stuff. So
a cruis interest and then it pays out of that.
It's like a pension that's like the cops pension and
all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he lectures her. It's like, oh, dude, what
are we talking about here? What do we talk to?
How many shows, dude, I can't tell you how many
autistic jokes I've heard. How many jokes about Armenians I've heard.
I never get offended.
Speaker 4: I don't I can't relate. I don't think I've ever
been offended. Like, do you ever get offended?
Speaker 2: No, I I like you would. There's been times to
the point where you go talk to a manager. I've
shown up at someone's house.
Speaker 4: Well, no, but that's not a no.
Speaker 3: I'm with you. I'm with you on that. That's different.
That's the people. My favorite thing is like, oh, I
thought your free speech, bro, trust.
Speaker 4: Me free speeches about the government.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not calling any cops. I prefer them
to stay out of it. Okay, we doesn't have to
worry about that. So yeah, that's that. I felt that
was hilarious. I mean, a guy would a two neck tattoos?
Speaker 4: Did you want to talk to him? I feel like
you would have maybe try to talk.
Speaker 2: No. No, I've felt bad for the lady with the
mask on, but I do think we should shun them.
Speaker 3: Of course we should, you know.
Speaker 4: I feel like that because she's a retard.
Speaker 2: Johnny Mark that down. You get to say it once too.
So I felt she was like some Asian chick with
a black guy. It was her boyfriend. I go, hey, dude,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry lately, but people with masks, right,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it's just like we should shun these people
because if they had their way, they would make us
all wear masks, all of us. They were the ones
that were wearing masks outside during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or in the car by themselves. So stupid, It's
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Speaker 2: Back to the Rogan thing. It was great, dude, I
love it. I mean like, I get it, dude. I mean, Johnny,
Sometimes you text me. I don't text back because I'm
tired of talking to people. Sometimes ninety of the time, okay,
nine percent of the time, I don't hit you back.
It's because I'm just Oh, I'm just over talking. I'm
over it. Like on Wednesday, don't even call me. I'm
not after we do two shows that go two.
Speaker 3: And a half hours. Yeah, I'm over talking.
Speaker 2: Dana's like, you don't talk to me. I go, I'm
done talking. I talked for dooa for five hours. I'm
burnout on hear my own voice.
Speaker 4: I get it too, man. It's privacy. It's just something
that you as you get older, you.
Speaker 3: Valued my mother will call me. I'm like not talking. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's so such a privilege to be able to
be alone.
Speaker 3: I love it, dude. I told Dany the other day,
I wish I could get off the internet.
Speaker 2: I love podcasting, I'll do to the wheels fall off,
but there's a part of.
Speaker 3: Me is like, oh, I'd love to just be off
the internet.
Speaker 4: You want you ma me tell you something that's really
kind of helped me a little bit. I started doing
this thing like a month ago, maybe maybe two months ago.
It's called It's It's from this artist called Tom Sacks.
It's this idea it's called output before input, so that
before you pick up your phone at all, you have
to do something like productive.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to do prayer before I get.
Speaker 4: Out something like that. That would have been it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I've been every day for like forty five
days now something like that. And it's I'm telling you
the ideas that have come from that. I'll do, like
draw something, or I've been doing these little rankings on
my Twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people ask me to rank things.
Speaker 2: I saw that Johnny is a hit, well, yeah, get based.
Speaker 3: Off thirty nine days off pornography.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, man, know that I was telling Willie Job.
Speaker 3: Every day.
Speaker 2: If you have a prop sex addiction every day, I'll
porn is like literally winning the super Bowl. It's like
winning a super Bowl every day every day. So anyways, wait,
so now I gotta ask you.
Speaker 4: I got to get into the details of this because
you're still jerking it right occasionally. What are you going
into this bank bank?
Speaker 3: Like the oh yeah, doing an old school yeah where
you go through your greatest hits.
Speaker 2: But did I already tell you this story where like
some of my greatest hits are so old that they're
like ESPN from the eighties, the colors off, the fashions
bad and I'm my age now. But the girls I'm
fooling around with are the age of when I fooled
around them, and it's like this, They're like.
Speaker 3: Why are you here?
Speaker 4: Does that do you ever go by? Like high school evening?
Speaker 2: I didn't get laid in high school. There's no hits
from there. I jerked off on chicks tits one time.
Shannon Maine. Shannon Maine, she had fat tits. She's from
the wrong side of the tracks, and I saust her tits.
Speaker 4: Dude, I would if you could put my brain in
my fifteen fourteen year old body.
Speaker 2: I would have If I could put what I know
now into sam early, it would have been over.
Speaker 4: I would have been billionaire.
Speaker 3: I would have been a billionaire.
Speaker 2: So the funny story from flying I'm flying Delta. Joe
Rogan is a nice guy, flies me out, lets me
stay nextra night to go. Let me stay the night
because I heard that. Yes, he's gonna fly me in
and then do the show them fly me out. I'm like,
can I stay to night? They're like, yeah, we'll pay
for it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were talking going to get like
your knee or a hip or whatever.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, because he had to fly out to go
do the UFC that that night. You should take him
up on that. I know, but I don't want to
press it.
Speaker 2: But listen, so I pay for insurance, I should go
be able to get looked at.
Speaker 3: Anyways.
Speaker 2: So I'm flying out, Johnny, and I'm on Delta. He
put me in first class, which I haven't flown in
for fucking ever.
Speaker 3: Which is so crazy. Ella, what a fella? He puts
me in first class? Johnny?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen this before? Have you ever seen
a man with a BBL. No, I saw a man
trans but no, no, no, this was a straight up
and I wouldn't say straight dude.
Speaker 4: This was a.
Speaker 3: Gay man with a BBL. I've never seen this before.
Speaker 2: Top up, gay latino, bottom of his minotaur. Dude, I've
never seen a fucking ninja turtleshell on a grown man.
He had a horse's ass.
Speaker 3: I'm dude. It was like an optical illusion that you
couldn't understand.
Speaker 4: What was he wearing.
Speaker 3: He was wearing the Delta. Look up, he worked for Delta.
He was at Delta. He was still. Yeah, he's a
flight attendant with a horse's ass.
Speaker 2: And every time he walked down he would talk to
the people of me and his fart boxes in my face.
Speaker 3: I'm like, if this thing blows, I'm done, dude. I
mean I did, dude. He's like, just have to carry it, dude,
I've never seen it. It was it was shot, dude.
Speaker 4: There was this woman on that show Botched. I was
telling you about where she went to South America to
get her BBL and they put breast and plants in
her ass because they didn't.
Speaker 3: Have the right think, can you find what it looks like?
Speaker 4: If I can find it, dude. It was so funny.
It just looked like she had two wig old tits
back there, botched breast implants. But let's see, I think
they called her the boom butt.
Speaker 3: That's what they called her boot butt. Yeah, I think
boo boo boo, but but boo. But by the way,
what did Mark Baron say about Ricky Gervasis anything? That
was just a boring boring? What do you I mean
like crazy to me here? It is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. He's just going around shitting on everybody
right now, dude, this is her. She's hot, dude.
Speaker 2: Hot bbls are so gross, dude, They're so they'd never
look naturally.
Speaker 3: They don't look good ladies.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes that, Nobody likes them, Nobody likes it. Most
of them looked like you had a shoe box, a
Nike shoebox.
Speaker 3: Your it looks like two Nazi helmets on your ass.
Yeah yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's nothing like sexually interesting about that. And they never
look natural, never, never, never.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's just I can't imagine hitting one. What's
gotta be.
Speaker 3: Like just gotta be like, you know, like boone or something.
All botch.
Speaker 4: At what's really going on? Okay, let's see these guys
are great.
Speaker 3: Okay, so hold this right there.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna just gonna shake you live.
Speaker 2: I just want to see how loose it is, right,
shake it kind of, dude.
Speaker 4: It is really loose. It's just like booms without the.
Speaker 2: Butt implants are so big that when she twerks, her.
Speaker 3: Buttock implants t work independently of herself. I mean, they're
like they have their own zip code, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4: The best show this one.
Speaker 3: Step. She is strifting, so a lot of its stuff
for me is inappropriate for me that is already loves
it all.
Speaker 4: This feels like a silicon bressed implant.
Speaker 2: This guy's like, it's so inappropriate and he's just grab this.
Speaker 3: Check this out for medical research. Idea for you is
easy pocket, sweet guy.
Speaker 9: And you've taken these things out, put a small, real
butting plant in.
Speaker 4: Then we're going to get into a flipped implant situation.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened to that moment from Vegas.
Speaker 2: That we have flipping oh mass right here, huh oh
not doing mad.
Speaker 6: I need my body to still hold its curve.
Speaker 10: My looks is what gets me paid.
Speaker 4: Knowing that you probably are going to need a button clift.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about a scar that probably removes
most or all.
Speaker 3: Of your tail?
Speaker 10: I feel great about that.
Speaker 4: I don't like that. Yes, you wanted to get rid
of the tattoo, that's right, so they ended up just
putting a smaller but implant in there.
Speaker 3: Now grandma's torquing.
Speaker 2: This sounds crazy, bro, Yeah, I mean it's just like
America is ft.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, we're screwed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so screwed. Your bring your grandma so the
doctor can finger you in front of it.
Speaker 4: On our debate after seeing that clip, you're right, the
berker leddies are having a better life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's just out of control. And there's
nothing worse than look at her. She's like, I need
my looks. That's the sign she knows decay is coming slid. Yeah,
and it's just like you gotta get out. You better
marry that weird old fan who loves you.
Speaker 3: That guy's been following you around for how long? You
better marry that guy because it's coming to an.
Speaker 4: End, do you?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: We talked about this absolute dipshit here.
Speaker 3: This Oh why god? When did we talk about that.
Speaker 4: We talked about it off off air. I think you
told me about it.
Speaker 3: And then I watch Amanda Seals.
Speaker 2: She's so bad, dude, She's so bad. She put out
such a bad comedy special that like the next day
after it aired, or like near it allegedly. I'm just
gonna say this because who knows that she's litigious?
Speaker 3: The head of HBO got fired.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: Do you remember what it's called? No, it's called I
be Knowing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so she drops his comedy special and she's
notorious for going down to the improv and just yelling
at white women in the crowd. Okay, really yeah, So
so you want to play the clipp and now I
can tell you a whole bunch of crazy play.
Speaker 4: I think that whole uh that movie uh where there's
a black author who like dumbs down his ship on
purpose and blows up. Remember that movie it's called Like Americans.
I can't remember, anyway, I think part of I think
it's based partly on her, because you see in there
a woman who talks in like a bonics and is
like huge. So the guy gets the idea to pretend
to be like an incarcerated black man.
Speaker 2: It's this thing Johnny about again about archetypes. Right, absolutely,
and it's just like, hey, hey, young actor in Hollywood,
don't work on your acting, work on your stereotype.
Speaker 3: You need to be plug.
Speaker 4: And play American fiction is the name of the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so so here play this because it's hilarious
to listen to her talk.
Speaker 4: This is her getting wrecked by this one guy here.
Speaker 2: And he's great because he deals with this all the time,
sassy black women, and he has he's their kryptonite because
he doesn't put.
Speaker 4: Up with it yet and she hates them.
Speaker 11: Our ancestors wasn't asking for handouts. They were asking for it.
They were asking for equals.
Speaker 4: To be clear, what they're talking about here is should
they do reparations? And she obviously thinks.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely ridiculous. And Johnny, I hate to tell you,
I don't know.
Speaker 3: Her background, but I do.
Speaker 4: It's she's her mother is from Grenada. She talks about
it in this and her father is so she's what
an islander or whatever?
Speaker 3: I have more in me, dude.
Speaker 2: The best, the surest argument that the slaves income on
ships is that Native Americans had slaves. That's from conquering
in wars in the country. They were what were they
going to buy? Well, here here's pelt and I have
black Why would the slave owners want pelts?
Speaker 3: They they there were.
Speaker 2: Wars and the blacks lost, and they were turning into slaves.
Speaker 3: The moors were already here in Florida. They didn't come
on ships.
Speaker 4: And they've been just as main white slaves.
Speaker 11: Throw black opportunity, and we have ego opportunity in this country.
Speaker 3: We had a black president.
Speaker 11: Just in case you didn't know, we had a black president,
and we had a black vice president.
Speaker 3: I mean I think she was black.
Speaker 11: So we had a we had a black president, and
you know who voted for that black man?
Speaker 3: White people, Because.
Speaker 11: You can't win a popular election in this country without
white people. So Barack Obama is the product of white people.
So so let's let's get off this thing where oh
Americans so racist?
Speaker 3: What's making America so racist? It's people that.
Speaker 11: Continue to talk about racism and continue to focus on
racism instead of focus on unity and bringing our country force.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 11: Have these liberal mindset are infecting our communities black people
and making us victims and not victors.
Speaker 3: I refuse to embrace wall.
Speaker 4: I love that guy's got his flag up for like,
let's vote this guy off the island.
Speaker 3: Well, because they don't want to talk.
Speaker 2: It's so this is the dumbest format. I hate this format.
Speaker 11: Victim mentality, because that's not what our grandparents and Harriet
Tubman and those people don't.
Speaker 3: Bring name in vain baby please.
Speaker 2: That is the voice that black people do when they
want to entertain white people.
Speaker 3: Bad man. Good White people are like, oh my god,
you're so authentic. It's so black, it's so great, go
on name.
Speaker 10: Harriet Tubman was literally literally saving her family and others
from slavery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know who helped her? White people?
Speaker 10: You know who helped her.
Speaker 3: They were on the underground. You know, you know who
helped her.
Speaker 10: You know, you know who helped her. God and the
old people who benefit from white supremacies.
Speaker 3: It's so lazy. So let me know when you're done
with this.
Speaker 10: I mean, if that were not the case, and we
wouldn't see the continued effort of colonialism and white people
placing themselves in positions of power.
Speaker 3: When they want not have power because they're here. Black
culture is toxic. The black culture is toxic.
Speaker 11: We have produced a culture that is toxic, and let's
not Let's get on the fact that there's no fathers.
Speaker 3: Let's get let's get let's let's talk about that.
Speaker 11: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 10: None of this is gonna work. If y'all are just
gonna sit here and make up ship we have kind
of work.
Speaker 2: You're losing, you're getting your ass.
Speaker 10: You're putting off unfounded lies.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're just denial.
Speaker 2: Nobody doesn't believe that the black fathers in the home
is a big problem.
Speaker 3: So you can actually there's.
Speaker 2: And then I'll get you can see if you can
find it because Jubilee interviewed.
Speaker 3: Her after around. Can you find that? So here's what
I want you to know about a man the seals.
And find that video where she talks where they I
tweeted it the other day. I don't know.
Speaker 2: See if you can find it, because it's a great example.
She she literally throws herself under the butt.
Speaker 3: Oh there it is. Let's watch this real quick, because
this is a this is you see.
Speaker 2: You're about to see the talking to somebody that works
as a police dispatcher when I'm not making content.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing you see.
Speaker 1: Well, you're rout to see the truth if you just
give me a second, like Trump said, just give me
a second, I'm gonna do the week anything.
Speaker 3: When I'm talking, she's using that work on white people.
Speaker 10: Yes, and that's not how a debate works.
Speaker 12: I'm just curious, you know, when you see it, any
any new thoughts or reflections coming, like.
Speaker 2: Basically saying, do you realize how bad you did? Can
you tell us how you have you recognized how shitty
it went for you?
Speaker 3: Here we go this.
Speaker 4: White cock asking that question. Remember what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What I've been told, okay by black people is that
the lighter the skin, the more militant they are.
Speaker 3: Look how much almond milk is in this coffee.
Speaker 4: It's funny. She even brought that up to the other
light skinned woman that debated her. She was like, well,
you're light skins. You don't even really and she said, well.
Speaker 3: You are too. Yeah, it was right, weird dude. Famous,
that's somebody that wants a TV show? Oh?
Speaker 12: Yes, any new thoughts or reflections come up?
Speaker 4: Oh he just wanted to be famous. What that's somebody
that wants a TV show? And why do you feel
that way?
Speaker 3: Because I know a performer when I see one.
Speaker 4: I've I've been a thespian since I was eight.
Speaker 3: Okay, stop, so I am one.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So so here's a woman that has been basically because
before this she was.
Speaker 2: Like talking about how she doesn't get invited to parties
anymore in Hollywood because she's been ran out.
Speaker 3: Because imagine trying to work with this. Would you want
her at a party?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: Would you wand her on set like she was? Remember
she went on with Shannon Sharp and can you find
it where she talks about how she was called the
N word on set probably and the like I dude.
Speaker 4: She said that was Shannon Sharp. Yeah, so do you
believe that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: And if it was by it was by a black person, right,
like dude. The people on set are the most politically
correct people because they don't want to lose their jobs.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm trying to find.
Speaker 3: They don't want to lose their jobs, so they don't
they don't say that. Nobody's saying that.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course not so so she's making up fake hate crimes,
you know, uh Kin Kaepernick. Then supposedly that jesseme so
whatever is just small smallet like they didn't netflix on.
Everyone's like, maybe he wasn't lying. Of course he's.
Speaker 3: Lying what he admitted. Yeah, I mean, like it's just.
Speaker 2: Dude, people just want to be right. They don't want
to do right, and the do right is amit you
were wrong. But they'll never do it. They'll never do it, dude.
They have to be right all the time.
Speaker 4: I looked on Google and I couldn't find it. I'm
trying to if you recognize anything here in.
Speaker 2: No, but she's in that, she's in that thing and
she's like, yeah, I got called d M word. And
he's like, I don't know anything about that year.
Speaker 3: You're too angry, dude.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So here is a woman who is on
a show, who is on a debate show, crying about oppression,
when she admits she's been a fsbian since she was eight.
Speaker 3: Years old an actor. You've been an actor since you
were eight years old. Do you know what kind of
uh uh uh, what kind of blessings that is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not representative of any kind of man.
Speaker 2: What percentage of the country would you say was a
fes being at eight years old?
Speaker 4: You can't even make it.
Speaker 3: What kind of privilege is that? Johnny that's Hollywood privilege.
Speaker 2: And now you're out here embarrassing yourself in some in
living color a fucking opening sequence shirt. We're looking like
saying stupid stuff, using tricks that work on white people
against black.
Speaker 3: People who aren't putting up with it. She looks so.
Speaker 2: Dumb, and the whole in the internet is dumping on
her right now.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's getting destroyed. And she also went on like
this woman here was talking about what this woman right
here had her like cousin murdered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, play it, play her.
Speaker 4: Cousin was murdered. And I think her like somebody else
got shot.
Speaker 3: Her brother and her cousin from a place.
Speaker 13: And I guess my issue is is having had my
biological father murdered her father whacke man, having had my
cousin shot in the head by a black man. We
can talk numbers and statistics and what the people are doing,
what the white man is doing and all that, but
at the end of the day, I see when my
family lives on the South Side Chicago, and I think
you and I both can attest to this. And I'm
not saying that they're not other factors, but we know
that we kill each other at a disproportionate rate than
any other race.
Speaker 3: Listening to her response, it's so dark, doubt so dark.
Speaker 13: And are going to be homicided or killed or whatever
by the end of the year annually by other black men,
whereas the likelihood of a black man being killed by
a white police officer is less than one hundred and
fifty per year. We know that we kill each other
at a higher rate.
Speaker 3: So I'm not.
Speaker 13: Debating that they're not factors at play, but because I've
lived the experience, that's true. My father to be murdered
by a black man walking down the street being no,
no worries, thank you, but walking down the street in
inner cities and different things, knowing that it's more likely
that my own brother will rob and rape me than
a white man or a white officer.
Speaker 10: We got to be what's your proximity to a white
man in the South side of Chicago? Are there even
white men around to robin you at the same rate
that they are?
Speaker 3: Best man? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: It's crazy, wasn't she That's that's the worst argument ever.
Speaker 4: She's trying to say if whites were there, they would
be doing Yeah, they which is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Johnny By the way, I believe this is a true
statistic that like one year, not one black woman was
in the whole country was by a white man in
the whole entire year. So that that that that point
she's trying to make, is it even valid.
Speaker 4: I'll go back to this if you want to finish that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he disclose to you that he was a police dispatcher.
Do you remember when he said that? And did that
change how you?
Speaker 4: By the way, her response to that was to say,
I'm all cops are bastards. You know, I'm that, But
he's a police dispatcher. She's calling him a cop.
Speaker 12: It's about your conversation with him.
Speaker 10: No, but I can see watching it that I was like, oh, well,
you know, I'm talking to a non impartial audience.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 10: Even though he's like, I'm not a cop, I'm like, yeah,
you on the payroll, you there, you don't see a
problem with it. So if you don't see a problem
with policing, you might as well be a cop. You're
literally there dispatching and you don't see nothing wrong.
Speaker 4: Her Her whole thing throughout the debate was to blame
police being in the communities or the which Johnny since
John razy.
Speaker 2: Literally, you know who wants more cops. The black community
wants more cops.
Speaker 3: It's just the way it is. And like that young
black girl's totally right.
Speaker 2: There are outside circumstances, the the pushing of a gang violence,
the flooding of the cook the pushing of gang banger entertainment,
the pushing of of of UH drugs in the community
through the CIA, the CIA basically hijacking the entire entertainment crew.
Speaker 4: And a man's point too though she said that that's
white people that are actually pushing the black entertainment that
is corrosive to the culture.
Speaker 3: Right, it's the CIA.
Speaker 2: And is she going to get into who are the
studio execs? Which I don't want to get into right now.
If you know what I'm talking about, they've they've broken
down who they are. They're not white people. I'm sorry everybody,
you can get really angry.
Speaker 3: But it's true.
Speaker 4: Only one is convenient, are they?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, on one.
Speaker 2: So and she would never say that because she's trying
to work in Hollywood still, but she never will anymore
because she's so hard to work with.
Speaker 3: So so she's.
Speaker 4: She's a lovely woman and it just ruins it. Her
mouth just ruined.
Speaker 3: You mean she's hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard for me to even look at her.
Speaker 3: I know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But objectively, like she's a fashion wise she's awful.
Speaker 2: She's pushing that narrative that black people can dress however
they want to.
Speaker 3: It's always fashionable. It's awful.
Speaker 2: She's like the new NBA players who come dress up
like they're in the fifth element and they got these
bright colors and dresses on and they look stupid.
Speaker 4: She used to be like h like, she's like, I'm
not going to put this on the screen.
Speaker 3: But she used to be Yeah, I mean, imagine being
that hot.
Speaker 2: Look at that one with her ass out right up there,
that one imagine talking about being but she has crazy.
Speaker 3: In her eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a storm in there, and you're like, I'm
oppressed you're taking pictures in your bikini.
Speaker 4: There's one right here where her talking about with no
clothes on. Because I saw this and I was like,
what the hell is she talking about here? And just listen,
it's some crazy ship here. You can you see the
mute but I can't.
Speaker 3: So buy the hat.
Speaker 4: Oh the partners that they never received, Oh, Yeah, this
is more she just.
Speaker 3: Because she's light skinned.
Speaker 4: Listen to what she's talking about.
Speaker 3: Hi, yellows, red bones.
Speaker 4: That's all she can talk about is race, inner fucking.
Speaker 10: In America experience. There's just certain things that we are
wanting from our partners.
Speaker 4: That she's saying. Dating a heterosexual black man, they can't
give you what you need, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 10: There's just certain things that we are wanting from our
partners that they never received. Those things is like affirming.
If someone hasn't been a firm in their life, then
they may look at you wanting affirmation as a weakness
when really it's it's love.
Speaker 4: I mean, can you imagine being her boyfriend. You're not
affirming me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's when you use the word affirming,
you are from privilege. Yes, the word affirming comes from privilege.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're you're doing a bikini shoot right now,
that is privilege.
Speaker 4: She's one of the most privileged people on the planet.
Speaker 2: Even if you're a hood rat, if you're being paid
to take your clothes off and be skimpy, that is privilege.
Beauty privilege. She doesn't talk about that. Beauty prison.
Speaker 3: Nobody talks about that, dude, Like having symmetrical face is privilege.
Speaker 4: It's like being a celebrity out of the womb.
Speaker 2: One, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, like you look at all these chicks on
Instagram that are celebrities because they're hot.
Speaker 4: Making money just from sharing photos of them.
Speaker 2: Nobody ever talks about that, that the benefit that that
the privilege that young hot women.
Speaker 3: Have in social media. It's a job then job times, either.
Speaker 2: To be a hot chick on social media than to
be a guy.
Speaker 4: Did you see? Uh Snoop Dogg got a little hot
water with the woke crowd because he's talking about the
thing you're always talking about. He was on TV they
were talking about this.
Speaker 2: Goes back to Mark Marin's whole thing and everybody talking
about the right bringing politics in the comedy.
Speaker 3: The left has brought politics into every aspect of every life.
Speaker 4: Every aspect. This is okay. So he's on they're on
TMZ recapping it here.
Speaker 3: And he's totally fucking right. Now.
Speaker 2: Again, this kid's in what I'm saying. I have trans friends.
I don't give a shit about trans. You just don't
have trans in kids stuff because trans is advanced algebra.
Speaker 3: We're teaching these kids. ABC's one, two threes.
Speaker 4: That's what you've been saying forever. Yeah, here's what in
this is Snoopy Welcome back.
Speaker 9: To TMZ Live. Snoop Dogg took in a movie recently.
Speaker 4: It's funny though. I just want to add too, you've
been saying this forever, and Snoop dog it was only
just saying it now because it's finally safe to say again.
Speaker 3: What do I call that safe? Dangerous?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 3: It's safe dangerous. It's not dangerous dangerous.
Speaker 4: Wo'd never have been saying this three years ago, two
years ago, even.
Speaker 3: With his grandkids. And he imagined your grandpa stooped dog.
Imagine not too happy.
Speaker 9: The movie was light Year, a kid's movie. It's it's
a you know, part of the buzz like Yeah, he said, by.
Speaker 2: The way, you could tell it's can suck because they
changed how but lightlier he looks Now he's suddenly good.
Speaker 3: That's bringing in homo erotica right there.
Speaker 4: Of course, look at how he looks. Harvey's looking old,
by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harvey is looking old. Old.
Speaker 2: Gays are just they all get that weird dyeing their hair,
look trying to hold onto it and it just looks gayer.
But look at Bud lightly like, dude, that's there's nothing
that says gayer than that guy. You've changed how he looks.
That's out, But that gets in again. They want you
and your kids have different data.
Speaker 3: They have to change everything.
Speaker 4: Nothing wrong in the original toy story.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with it, Johnny. I've told you toy
stories fucked me up. I saw a toy thrown out
on the ground. I grabbed it and took it to
a dry cleaner, had it cleaned. I had to tell
Dana that a fucking comic gave it to me for
my kids. I had a dry clean. It looks perfect
the toy. I dry cleaned the toy. And this is
the funniest thing about.
Speaker 4: You're a child or something. I was like, wait, you're
doing now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And the funniest thing is now the dry cleaner is
fucking texting me all the time, going, hey dog, where's
our five star review?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 3: Can you give it? The pressure me to give them
a five star dry cleaning toy. They probably think, hey, man,
we dry clean that toy, give us a five star.
They're fucking the list.
Speaker 4: You're saying the F word a lot, a whole lot.
It's gonna get me. Okay, it's gonna take way longer.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go here this is the.
Speaker 9: You know, part of the buzz like light Year and
whole thing. Yeah, he said the issue was not so
much the movie. So he had a problem with the
plot and that there were things in this plot that
he was not prepared to discuss with his grandchildren, who
he took. Yeah, let's just get to see and here's
his issue with the movie.
Speaker 1: What you see, that's what you see.
Speaker 4: They putting it everywhere.
Speaker 1: So we're watching it, and the lady, which is Kiky's mama,
they move on into the space years. They moved down
the line and like.
Speaker 3: Then she had a baby?
Speaker 1: What a woman? Well, my grandson in the middle of
the movie, like, Papa snoop, how she have a baby
with a woman? She a woman? I didn't come in
for the came watching movie. It threw me for a loop.
I'm like, what part of the movie was this? These
are kids that we.
Speaker 2: Have to subversion, dude, exact same thing that question Keewey
Herman did in PE's Playhof Absolutely subversion dude.
Speaker 3: That guys like I just I'm just I worked in
some things. Why why are you working?
Speaker 4: It's a kid shell now was the thing we were
always thinking, you know, and to have him say it
in that documentary was revealing.
Speaker 3: I have the answer. So he's taking a lot.
Speaker 4: So the funny part of this. Normally that would just
be the story. But these guys have on a trans
woman and her name is like TS Madison. Now TS
stands for transsexual, you see it with trans people.
Speaker 3: They just like, that's probably important.
Speaker 4: It's like from prostitution important, that's what it's from. But
they think her first name is TS, so they just
start calling her now Ts. So she cracked them like
she's t s Elliott or anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly why they probably thought about
or they knew exactly what they were doing.
Speaker 4: Well maybe, but what it's so funny and also she's
half a retour I mean she said it again. She
doesn't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 3: TS.
Speaker 9: Welcome back to see you live.
Speaker 3: How you doing well? You know your family?
Speaker 14: So honey, I'm always there.
Speaker 4: So we're good.
Speaker 5: What say you about this?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 14: I have questions and I wrote a few of them down.
Uh Snoop Dogg has historically been an advocate against censoring,
and his fame is based off expression. So my question is, Snoop,
you have music videos with women dancing and kissing of
the women dancing naked, So why is displaying lesbian insul.
Speaker 3: I promise you what you're saying, it's fine. You are.
Speaker 14: Answer the questions from your grandchildren.
Speaker 2: The videos that there's a there's an answer to that,
which is that the videos that he does for his
music videos for adults.
Speaker 3: They're not like there.
Speaker 9: He would say that you forget music videos aren't for great.
Speaker 3: That's why the top is out there.
Speaker 2: Grandpa looking like a black vampire who's two thousand years old.
Speaker 4: He really doesn't like that. I mean this, She just
rambles on like that. She's got no point.
Speaker 2: They just don't understand it. They just don't understand. And
here's the problem.
Speaker 4: She even says kids are impressionable, and that's kind of
the point, is what she says later.
Speaker 2: But the problem is, I would guarantee you that this
chick has childhood trauma.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 2: And my problem with the progressive left is that they're
all going to therapists and they're all on psych beds,
and they just wanted fucking the cycle of trauma. Sorry,
I swore again, the cycle of trauma to continue.
Speaker 3: I didn't even hear.
Speaker 2: They just want to cycle trauma to continue. He's like,
when I had kids, man, I'm telling you your whole
The first.
Speaker 3: Thing you think is like, I'm gonna stop the cycle
of trauma.
Speaker 4: You're z in almost came out there.
Speaker 3: It happens all the time. I'm gonna stop the cycle
of trauma. I'm gonna stop it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to push on my kids the paranoia
that was push on my kid, that was pushed on
me by my parents, and that that was pushed on
to them by their parents. I'm not gonna make them
paranoid people like I was for a long time.
Speaker 4: How's it going? What are you succeeding at?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: I have this this thing that happened to me where
I felt like people didn't want to work with me
because of all my anti Zionism talk because people weren't
working with me, and then recently they're all now.
Speaker 3: Working with me, and I go, oh, I was just
I made.
Speaker 2: That into a thing because I took it personal and
I didn't realize that people have their living lives and
they couldn't do it right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I still have that in me.
Speaker 4: That's why YouTube comments sucks, because they are people talking
about you, naming you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but dude, I don't even know how many of
them are real. If you don't have your real name
and your real picture, I assume you're a bot now.
And they're talking about I saw this video that said
at some point, ninety percent of the comment the interaction
on on the internet will be AI bots.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Have you heard a new thing, Johnny that they're Yeah,
we talked about that on timfold Hat, that they're gonna
make all the NPC's ais in these games.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that was my idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was thinking, like that's good because they're they're in Fortnite.
I was telling you they had Darth Vader as an AI,
and my nephew told me, but I was like, no,
you can't talk to Darth Vader. And then I was like, hey,
Darth Vader, my nephew says, we can talk. He's like, yes,
you can talk to me. What would you like to.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh shit, And I was thinking
about like GTA, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: So maybe about running over that hooker. You're just gonna
try to talk to her.
Speaker 4: Everything's gonna have a brain though soon, dude. Everything that
you could, like the you're gonna call ol.
Speaker 2: Silver robot guy would be like, what's up, let's smoke crack,
let me suck here ding ding.
Speaker 4: The thing about you call like like I called Nesle
the other day or no, not necessarily some coffee company
or I was trying to buy more coffee and it
was an ai like and and it I could barely
tell it only it repeated this little like uh huh
uh huh. And if it wasn't for that, I would
not have been able to tell. I had a whole
It handled like a complicated question perfectly naturally. People are
I mean, they're gonna be No, it's gonna be like
star trek.
Speaker 2: Okay, how much more of this story you got? Because
I want to break and break into our We got
fam mail this mystery package. Okay, mystery package.
Speaker 4: We have a theme song?
Speaker 3: Okay, did you play it? Okay?
Speaker 2: So uh we got this wonderful letter from uh some
uh fan and it's ripped here and they're like, hey man,
sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, where's the rest of it? Why? Do you
just tape it back on? Right?
Speaker 2: And it's just like, oh, dude, how convenient. Can you
see if there's a check in there? Oh oh yeah,
let me see the No, no, there's no check. Let's
send it back to ours. He can keep it so
there is a envelope within the envelope.
Speaker 4: Nice, that was smart.
Speaker 3: Keep it away, Johnny? Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Speaker 4: It sounds like I'm not ready to break Johnny.
Speaker 3: Guess what's in it? Nothing?
Speaker 4: You're joking.
Speaker 2: Nothing's in the fuck letter? So whatever she sent to us,
let me see if maybe it fell out?
Speaker 4: Did they steal it the post?
Speaker 3: Dude, this is super interesting, Johnny, it's out of it.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, that isn't it? So somebody looked at it?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 4: I wonder if somebody's reading your mail, bro, like the government.
Speaker 2: Probably, But it's even creepier that. Were they looking for
checks in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I guess is that creepier than them reading your mail?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because I assume they are. Okay, okay, this is not good,
is it? Like?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sam, we had intercourse one time in nineteen ninety seven,
and my son.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure it's not super personal.
Speaker 15: Might have to cut this out. Oh god, oh boy,
what is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 3: I think this is a personal letter. Oh no, thank
you appreciate that. Like, please don't read out loud? It's uh,
does she want it?
Speaker 15: Dude?
Speaker 3: Is it something like that?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: I don't think I should have said her? Can we
be her name? I can be her name? Please beep it? Okay,
hold on, you said it earlier in the show too.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, but we can we keep this part
in if we beep it?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's basically like she's down. Really yeah,
or of.
Speaker 4: Course I want to see it.
Speaker 2: You got Bee her name, of course, and you got beep.
I said where she's from too. This is like a
love letter?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 4: Did this get here in time for this show? Whatever
it is? No, let's stupid.
Speaker 3: I write it after. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Do you know who this is?
Speaker 3: Like her? Fell? I don't think I know who? Maybe
I do, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, she said you're psychic, and you know what she's
talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly what she's talking about. Read it all right? Thanks?
Speaker 4: Oh the envelope so you can write a response to her.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I have to send her a thank you.
Speaker 4: No, you said her name again. Stop saying her name?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, sorry, you beat that. This thing will never
come out with the amount of beeps we gotta do.
How about these people trying to steal tracks and they're
just like.
Speaker 4: I'll do this finding love letters, dude, Yeah, that's that's something.
Speaker 3: That is something.
Speaker 4: Doing it the old fashioned way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you. Don't hate the player. Shoot your shot.
Shoot your shot.
Speaker 4: It's in the Polar Roader.
Speaker 3: Your dick back if you're gonna do it old fashioned, dude.
Nobody wants to see that fifty year old sadness.
Speaker 4: That was That really was a mystery package.
Speaker 2: That was a mystery package. All right, Johnny, Let's get
one last story.
Speaker 3: Yea, go ahead, Daniel.
Speaker 2: I love this woman to death, Okay, but she's literally gonna.
Speaker 3: Get me killed.
Speaker 4: We all love Dana.
Speaker 2: She's gonna start she starts fights with everybody. So we
have a problem. Outside our house.
Speaker 3: People dump their cars and don't come back for a while.
Speaker 4: She tried to spoil this story from me in the text,
and I was like, no, Sam's gonna I can tell
already that you want to tell me this.
Speaker 3: He's gonna tell me it's broken sample. Yeah, so so
people dump their cars.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if I've told you, but the
homeless guy, it no longer is in front of my house.
Speaker 4: Oh no, So this gay homeless guy.
Speaker 3: The gay homeless guy is no longer there where you go.
Speaker 2: Somebody, somebody, somebody called it in to parking enforcement and
they came.
Speaker 3: They chalked it and three days later was still there.
They towed it. Now. The sad thing is everything he
owned was in it.
Speaker 4: I thought they couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Well, the well, Tarzana, they did do it, and they
totally can you beet that as well? Sorry, yeah, well
I don't care. Actually, tarzan big town. Yeah, it's Tarzana.
Go drive around trying to find.
Speaker 3: Good luck and if you find me, I'll hug you.
I love you. So I so we I come.
Speaker 2: So we had a guy, Jake watching the kid, watching
the house while we brought the kids back to the homeland.
Speaker 3: And we come back and he when we're there, he
us the.
Speaker 2: Van is gone. We're like, no fucking way, We've been
there two years. He's lived there the whole time.
Speaker 4: By the way, your address is publicly available on the internet.
Speaker 3: Okay, So after I did, Rogan.
Speaker 2: I just had people texting me random numbers with conspiracies. Really, yeah,
that's crazy, Like you gotta look into this, dude. I'm like,
who are you?
Speaker 4: That's wild, dude.
Speaker 3: So so he So they told us, guys, this poor
guy's car they toe it.
Speaker 2: It's like a van, right, his van big. Everything he
owns in, including all of his money gone.
Speaker 4: And that's hundreds of dollars to get that back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't get it back.
Speaker 2: And it's been there for weeks now and it's gonna
be bazillion dollars for him to get out of there.
Speaker 3: So and by the way, update, can you give us update? Update?
Do we have a sound effect for that new new
breaking news? Break? Oh? I got breaking breaking news. Here
we go side.
Speaker 4: Do you have breaking news for you? I got all
the breaking news, breaking news with Sam Tripoli.
Speaker 3: I now get along with my Israeli neighbors.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is breaking news.
Speaker 3: That is breaking news. So I one day, if.
Speaker 4: We can have peace in Tarzana, we can have peace
in the mid.
Speaker 3: So I end up.
Speaker 2: I end up one day pulling into the my parking
spot and he pulled up so far and he was outside.
Speaker 3: I go, I was on the phone with somebody. I go,
I gotta go. I might be fighting my neighbors right now, so.
Speaker 2: I park, I get out. I will walk up there
and go, hey, dude, listen to me. I want to
say something to you. I have no problems with you.
I would like to get along with my neighbors. Okay,
I've respected your desire to keep the two spots in
front of your house open. When it's open and there's
no other park, I still park in the sun out
of respect for you guys, because I want to get
along with my neighbors. He goes, okay, I go, I
have no problems with you, dude. You'll never hear a
problem from me. Your park so far up it's hard
for me to get in. We have four spots in
front of her. He goes, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I go good.
Speaker 2: Let's kill off. Let's kill on. His wife came out.
We all got along. We now get on. Now we
buy Kumbai ya. We're getting along, right, So Dana's outside
talking to him. They're really happy, we're getting along. We're
totally cool now right. They're talking about who who told
the van? And we thought that they had told the
van and turned out he was like, no, dude, he
was watching after our houses.
Speaker 3: We're totally cool. Then we're like we are too.
Speaker 2: Across the street there's this black escalade and this skinny
ass Mexican is walking his dog and he hears them talking.
He goes, hey, I fucking told the car fuck. He goes,
He goes, you what bitch? I go, what do you say, Dana?
Speaker 3: You white bitch? I go, what did he say to you?
She goes, she called? She goes. He goes, she he
called me a white bitch? Right? I go, what did
he look like?
Speaker 4: She goes, He's you weren't there.
Speaker 3: I wasn't there. I was somewhere else. She goes, he's
a skinny Mexican. Go, I'll kill him.
Speaker 2: Now if he if he was a big Smoan, I'd
be like, oh, you're probably being bitch.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: So she's fighting and screaming with this guy, fighting and
screaming with him. He takes off. I'm looking for him.
I'm looking for him, dude, I can't find him. So
next day we're at the swimming pool. She gets in
the fight with senior citizen. I go, how old is he?
She He goes like, She goes seventy five. I'm like,
oh fuck, I got this. I'll beat his ass. I'll
beat his ass. He's a big dude. You're in trouble. Okay,
you're on your own. Welcome to feminism. Okay, So she's
started fights with everybody. So now we got this guy
and they know, they know that people now on the
block because he told Jay, the homeless guy.
Speaker 3: Everyone in the block is.
Speaker 2: Looking to tow these dudes because they're just dumping their
cards in the shaded spot.
Speaker 4: I don't give if you I'm confused. What do you
mean looking for to toe.
Speaker 3: Who towing guys who are dumping their cars? What does
that mean?
Speaker 4: Dumping cars?
Speaker 3: They just leave the cars there for weeks and months
on end.
Speaker 4: Okay, So, but why is every What does that have
to do with the homeless guy getting told.
Speaker 2: Because the guy the guy towed his van because he
said it was he said that Jay was peeing and
shitty on his car, which isn't true on his car. Yeah,
And what it is is like people walking their dogs
are pissing on your car. Of course they're not.
Speaker 13: Not.
Speaker 3: The homeless guy who just wants to be where.
Speaker 4: You're saying, is now reporting everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody on the block has been telling us. Okay, they're
now seeing how long cars are there. There's cars with
cobwebs on their car because they've been there so long.
Speaker 4: You think towing enforcement is on it now, or like
they're calling parking the same Mexicans or just everybody.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the people are calling on the Mexican
because he dropped his car there.
Speaker 3: They've told me this.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, so people are trying to get the Mexican toad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's leaving his car there. And then he
told the homeless guy that everyone likes.
Speaker 3: I got you.
Speaker 4: So it's like revenge towing.
Speaker 3: It's revenge towing.
Speaker 4: Okay, I understand that I don't want to do.
Speaker 2: It because I don't even know who this dude is.
Because I go, but I go, dude, this is right,
I go square up. I square up with this guy
who knows what if he's in a gang or something,
All these dudes MS thirteen. Oh, I got I got
all that. I'm not worried about that. I'm walking up carrying.
Speaker 4: You're coming heavy, I'm coming heavy.
Speaker 3: I'll run in my house and give me. This is
what I live for.
Speaker 4: I was about to say that's right up my alec.
Revenge towing is something I would do one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just like why we would like the guy
in front of our house. He ran off people before
that were steering into the neighbor's lawn and our law.
Speaker 4: Dude teachers I didn't like. I used to sign them
up for junk mail, like by the thousands. I would
spend like a solid hour signing up, like for magazine
subscriptions they didn't order, like Day Life magazine and stuff.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous. So Dana's gonna get me killed.
Speaker 4: I'm about revenge. Well, you have to wonder at some point,
is it them or is.
Speaker 3: It Well, I don't think Dana's wrong.
Speaker 4: She's contentious, so you have to say.
Speaker 2: I don't think Dana's wrong. I'm more I'm or Men
have to do this. Men have to talk it out
because the threat of violence is always on the table.
Most men, most men, I would say ninety five percent
of men won't hit women most and most good men won't.
But so they don't, there's not that that threat, so
they yell and scream at people. I'm not saying there
aren't guys that do it, and I'm sure I'm gonna
get fled with you.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend used to be me.
Speaker 2: You sound like you have a do you chose wrong
guy and he shouldn't hit you, Johnny. I the reason
I can't date mma fighters like chicks because I've been
swung on by every girlfriend I've ever had. I don't
need to know. I don't need to date ones and
no combinations and high kicks.
Speaker 4: And knew how to beat some masks. You would be
in trouble.
Speaker 3: I'd be done. I'd be done.
Speaker 4: Is a truck killing person, though you would say, I
think she's a Johnny.
Speaker 3: Let's do the news because the go by the way.
Speaker 4: What you said about the towing thing and him not
being able to get back, that's what happened to my car.
I remember I told you I had a car that
I think the axle just broke and the and the
whole bottom of the car like fell out down and
I couldn't get it to move. So they came and
I had them toe it, and then the towing fees
just got so expensive. I was just like you can
enjoy I lost that car, a nice little lost little Hashback.
Speaker 3: When I was young, I made a mistake and I
bought an Alamo car that was a rental car, and
I drove to I drove from Vegas to LA from
Vegas and the car blew up.
Speaker 4: That's what killed my car was going to Vegas. Actually,
I think the.
Speaker 3: Car blew up and we just left it there. What
kind of car was? It was like, I don't even know.
It was just I was in a young tourist or something. Yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do we got here?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Oh, big news, buddy, Big news might be good news
for you, might be good news for me.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: I think this is what is this? New York magazine
or the Times is calling it the Great Unbalding is
what they're calling it. There is a promising new treatment
for baldness that is on the horizon, my friend. Yeah,
side effects can still get They say there are no
side effects like everything else.
Speaker 3: It is called PP four oh five. If it won't
hurt my PP, I'll take people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they say it will not hurt your PP.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: No currently available treatment seems to work for everyone, and crucially,
none can reliably do the thing that everyone wants, which
is regrow thick, mature hair. Are you bored to on
parts of the big It is twelve am here parts
of the scalp that have already gone ball, nothing ever
has until maybe now again. It's the drug called PP
four or five was developed by Peelage Pharmaceuticals or Plage,
and it works differently than the usual medications and pattern business,
which is what most men have. The hair foucles gradually
shrink and then start producing these tiny hairs, and eventually
they go dormant.
Speaker 3: PP four or five aims to revive every time you
say I left, it.
Speaker 4: Revives them, bringing them back from the dead and causing
new hairs to grow. So there, this is in phase
two trials right now. They're thinking like maybe four years
away from reaching the market. But potential miracle drug PEP. Yeah,
that's all you heard was just people.
Speaker 3: Why they got called pepe. I'm gonna laugh. Is Taylor
Swift getting married?
Speaker 2: Is that what we Challas Swift is getting married and
white women and gay men are losing their minds.
Speaker 4: It's really a like it is there.
Speaker 3: There's I don't know what to say. It's their super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I've never seen anybody get more
I mean of just annoying people.
Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey's dad said the proposal took place around two
weeks ago. He told a local Cleveland TV station that
the three time Super Bowl champion.
Speaker 3: Proposed about two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: We have photos from Taylor swift Instagram showing Kelsey getting
on his knee, like.
Speaker 3: A what do you mean, dude? That's what is love.
Speaker 4: I hate these kind of photos. I hate more than
Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The center of the universe this guy.
Speaker 4: Would you do photos ever like this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, Johnny, if you get married, you gotta
do that. Women love that ship. I would never you
got to, Johnny, get on your knee, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: And dude, after when she gets pregnant, bro, you're gonna
see every chick starting to pop out puppies.
Speaker 4: Oh, it could be good for the population.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Taylor Swift get prego, so all these other chicks
will start getting pregnant.
Speaker 4: Dude, can you if they get divorced? She's gonna right, dude.
Speaker 2: Dude, this is like a holiday for human resource chicks, right,
all the human resource women are like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, my dreams are coming true. She's getting married.
Speaker 4: Did you see that annoying TikTok dance? That went like
of those gen Z girls. Oh yeah in Australia, and.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, this is what we hate about. This is
why we want an asteroid right now?
Speaker 3: Gen Z boss and a mini is what?
Speaker 4: Yeah it was here it is And they were saying,
this is what all the HR people are doing while
they fire you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is who.
Speaker 4: Why did they mute it?
Speaker 3: Bud? Oh no, this is some kind of this is
a reaction.
Speaker 5: Do you want to actually do any any working hero?
Speaker 3: What what's going on? I know you guys, but we
actually got to send this your boarding pretty soon.
Speaker 8: When you.
Speaker 4: I mean what, I don't even get it, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Women are gonna hate that I say this.
Speaker 2: Name me the entertainment that women enjoy that everyone thinks
is respectful art.
Speaker 4: Name it like say it again. Okay, give me the terms.
Speaker 2: Name one thing that is popular with women that is
seen as like some in depth art, like deep, meaningful art.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you the two people. John Mayer.
Speaker 2: I really like him because I listened to his radio
show and that ed whatever.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: Name me.
Speaker 2: Name me someone where you're like, women love it and
it's got substance and it's deep and it's it's meaningful,
Name it nothing, name it, name it the television music
that it's all garbage at home.
Speaker 4: For me, it's a war over the It's.
Speaker 2: Just it's it's vapid shiny object, hot dog ship.
Speaker 4: Like she's gotten now where she has to just stop
the TV and turn it off when I come in
the room because she knows I'll just have a running
commentary for the drivel. It's on the just drivel.
Speaker 2: Name it music, television movies, Name me it. Outside those
two guys, because they're amazing artists. Outside of them, what
is like meaningful?
Speaker 4: Like I guess you? I mean, are you?
Speaker 2: I mean beat the ship out of Rihanna and he
sells out arenas and like.
Speaker 4: You could say, like Atlantis Moore? Was she like Alanis Morrisett?
Was she like a one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's from a different time.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe Fiona Apple didn't too. Yeah, I mean those, Yeah,
I was thinking of all those, like, well.
Speaker 3: It's all shiny object, dog shit.
Speaker 4: No, you're right, I wish I could think.
Speaker 2: Vapid shiny object. Have the asteroid come and kill us now,
dog shit.
Speaker 4: Uh dude, this this stuff with Julio, says our child
as Junior is crazy.
Speaker 3: The whole cartel thing is crazy.
Speaker 4: It's just, oh, what's going on on there?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: How about the Mexican senator came out and says the
cartels own all the politicians.
Speaker 3: How long till she's dead? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh, you think that's real balls, dude, that's real balls
going against the cartels in Mexican Like that's a.
Speaker 3: Hope she better hope Trump goes in.
Speaker 4: That's oh, and that's the talk. See. And I think
that would be a disaster too, having an American military
go and of another country like that's just another war.
Will be bogged Do you think we're bob down bogged
down in Afghan I think.
Speaker 3: It would be. The cartels will be way easier than
anything else they did.
Speaker 2: I mean, wait, think about the terms of engagement down there.
It's not if you want to get into this, he's
fighting the deep state. Cartels are c I A.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, He's like, he's gonna they won't let him do that.
Speaker 2: He's gonna go in there and just kill their car there.
They're black ops, budget money.
Speaker 3: No, he's not.
Speaker 4: They won't let them do that. Julio says, our job
as if you don't know as a boxer, these the Sun.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, oh no, the father's the real Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the father say he's the son of Julio, says
our Chad Is, who was a one of the greats.
Speaker 3: But the greatest Mexican boxer.
Speaker 4: An action fighter, all heart, really talented. His son since
the beginning, has had a reputation as being kind of
a like a aloof yeah, aloof a punk. Couldn't really
be bothered.
Speaker 3: He just did it because of his name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, talented, but just you know, kind of kind of
a dipshit. And he fought Jake Paul and as soon
as I saw the files that he threw the fight,
because you see all fight, he barely throws a punch.
And then in the last round he really puts it
on Jake Paul a little bit, and you're like, wait,
where was that? Yeah, and it's clear he was just
like saying hey.
Speaker 3: And he's not even smart enough to sell it, right.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, of course, but you could tell him it
was him saying like, hey, I could have gotten you,
and I think he was.
Speaker 3: Now we're fine.
Speaker 4: He got deported to Mexico because of his connections with
a cartel, and now in Mexico they've arrested him he's
in Mexican jail now for his connections to cartel.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 4: For one, it's clear that that fight was rigged, possibly
by the cartel, not even Jake Johnny.
Speaker 2: Johnny's saying that this is not Sam Tripley, saying that
I feel like it was an honest, hard working fight
and Jake Paul should enjoy his victory. He's suing people
good luck. Yea who's saying it's rigged? And I don't
think it was on the web?
Speaker 3: What'd you find in the web?
Speaker 4: Why is she talking.
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 4: Uh, this is a satire. This show, this is a satire.
Speaker 3: Jake Paul.
Speaker 2: I love what you're doing. I actually do. I like
the Paul brothers.
Speaker 3: I think he's a good fighter.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, he's like, what's his record, Johnny? Honestly like eleven.
Speaker 4: Eleven and one now something like that. Let me see
box rig I mean I think him seriously as a fighter,
for sure, But that fight just smelled fishy. He's twelve
and one though.
Speaker 3: Twelve and one. I mean, like, dude, we're looking at
a guy seven knock.
Speaker 2: Who's had like huge fights, five fights in six You
never see that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he and and his one loss was to
the best boxer he fought in, you know, in his
relative prime, Tommy Fury.
Speaker 2: Who had the fighter else his family wouldn't talk to him.
He had to win us. His family said they wouldn't
talk to.
Speaker 4: Him, and that was a relatively close fight. Okay, So
who says our Chavez was deported from the US to Mexico.
But the star boxer isn't roaming free in his own country. Instead,
he's cooling his heels in a jail cell after American
authorities turned him over to official south of the border.
After forty six days in US custody, he was turned
over to Mexico and shortly before noon he was transferred
to a high security prison. And Sonora, the thirty nine
year old former WBC middleweight boxing champion, son of his father,
must just be so depressed about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, He's like, dude, I am the I'm
the I'm a god here.
Speaker 3: Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 2: He was accused of trafficking weapons, ammunition and explosive.
Speaker 4: That was those were among that. You hear that he
was trafficking weapons, ammo and explosives for the cartel.
Speaker 3: That guy, yeah, is that crazy?
Speaker 2: It was also like not a hit man, but uh
like they were bringing somebody.
Speaker 3: He beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, dude, how do you I bet he was
on drugs or something and they got him.
Speaker 3: They probably got all the free drugs he wanted. They
probably played him in her so so.
Speaker 4: What oh yeah, okay, so your your best friend. Machine
Gun Kelly uh had a really interest in comment and
it kind of relates to the world of conspiracy. Talking
about his origins, here we go check this out.
Speaker 8: D like my skin like it, the rips open, it,
heals really quick. There's just things where I'm starting to
be like, who's my dad?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 16: For Machine Gun Kelly, the truth is out there. The
rock star whose real name is Colson Baker, admits to
Andy Cohen on the August tenth episode of Watch What
Happens Live then he believed he might have other worldly.
Speaker 3: Do you expect anything else from him? It's alsten. I mean, dude,
don't know. This is if you're an alien. You got
curb stump by M and M.
Speaker 2: I mean like you got you got hit so hard
that you fucking change genres.
Speaker 3: I mean like what, I.
Speaker 8: Don't know if my age I don't know if it exists.
Speaker 3: I don't. Wow, you have a Mariah Carey and just
wants to.
Speaker 5: I just don't.
Speaker 8: I don't know many facts about my life, so I
don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to.
Speaker 8: Just be like like my skin like it the rips open,
it heals really quick. Like there's just things where I'm
starting to be like, who's my dad?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's so ridiculous again going back into
my theory about about everything women love is vapid garbage.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they do love him, like you're right.
Speaker 3: He's a teeny bot to say.
Speaker 16: His suspicions of other life forms came about after he
had a conversation with his mom.
Speaker 2: Listen, do you think that you could be like other world?
Speaker 8: That I've asked my mom? I said, any period of time?
He went like missing off?
Speaker 3: You know? Is that my headline?
Speaker 4: It is, isn't it? She's very funny.
Speaker 8: What is she said? Like a tall slender you know
creature that.
Speaker 3: We know what those are? So he doesn't know his dad.
Speaker 4: Well, listen to what she says.
Speaker 8: His mother she she has she had a She told
me she felt like she got abducted. At one point,
I was just like, so.
Speaker 3: There may be is wow.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, is he one of those you know,
those Nordics, Like what do they call him?
Speaker 3: It's possible. I mean, like, dude, he loves to drink blood.
Speaker 4: How weird he looks, Dude, He's like freakily slender and
tall and pale. Weird looking dude. Maybe he's one of
those weird things we keep.
Speaker 2: All I know is that if he is an alien,
it's a species that doesn't know how to choreograph good dances, Like.
Speaker 4: We gotta look at that, and he's the It's always
the case that the guy up front, the singer can't
is the worst dancer.
Speaker 2: Is notorious for that. First she gets chunky chicks around her,
who who do all the dancing, and she just kind
of robots behind them.
Speaker 4: That's so we might have to mute the sound. But
look at him dancing.
Speaker 3: Like women love this hot garbage.
Speaker 4: I mean it's hot garbage, but without the music it's
especially bad. It's just like, what are we looking at?
Speaker 3: It's so bad, dude.
Speaker 4: And he's out of time compared to the other guys.
It's just like, yeah, it's just bad. I mean he's
not he's just doing like kind of rip off some
of Michael Jackson moves that.
Speaker 2: Weren't face you talking about me on stage ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: That was one of our most popular episodes actually in
the early days. Was you the machine gun Kelly running?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like, let's do it, dude.
Speaker 4: You should have punched him, bro, well he was.
Speaker 2: He was the GM at the Times guest. I like,
I'm very conscious of that.
Speaker 4: Look at I'm doing the devil horns. Look at that
right up front.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to be Michael Jackson at the Natural
History Museum dancing around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, what a loser.
Speaker 3: It's more hot chick.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know who's gotta made his Chris Brown.
I mean that guy beat a chick and just a
whole total pass bro, dude, and the whole Like it's
so funny, Like Lucy k jerked off in front of
a chick. He can't go anywhere, and this guy's permission
first and then beat the crap off a chick and
then she's selling out stadiums.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen like his audience? Look up, Chris
Brown audience.
Speaker 2: It's all women, Oh my god, not just all women,
it's like nines and tens.
Speaker 4: Hot like chicken, Like, I know.
Speaker 3: Can you name a Chris Brown song?
Speaker 2: I know one because Dana or this guy that Dana
new did is his his music video and it was
really good. It's like I'm a transformer. I'm a transformer.
I'm a transform, I'm a transform.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just all like hot Brazilian chicks. It looks
like and you know, like like.
Speaker 2: They they showed videos of him, they're like fucking smoke shows,
light skins latinas.
Speaker 3: They're just smoke shows.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to grab his wang. Oh those are like
twelve year old. Yeah, imagine letting your daughter, your twelve
year old daughter?
Speaker 3: Can I go to Chris Brown concert? Oh? Sure, why not?
Maybe if you're like a beach in the face. Look
at that he brings. Like people break up with their
girlfriends because of this and they don't give a ship.
Speaker 4: They're like what he goes and like dances on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he grinds on him.
Speaker 4: He furiously throws fans phone as she wouldn't get off
it film.
Speaker 2: She's either texting her boyfriend don't get mad at me
or snapchatting it live. Yeap and son caught that phone
and got the best nudes ever.
Speaker 3: Because it was unlocked, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, it's it's an old page anyway, that was
twenty three. Just a couple more things here. Oh yeah,
so this this was why we just catching up on
stuff over the break.
Speaker 3: Jd Vance. Oh, I can't even think about him without
thinking about Peter Thield just shreddy shitter like, dude, just
think about he got mounted by Peter Thiel.
Speaker 4: You believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way you don't get there without giving
up the bootyhole.
Speaker 4: By the way, do you see the picture going around
with him as a young man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talks about the anti Christ. Come to hear
my discussion on the anti Christ.
Speaker 4: Where's this picture of him that's going around in his
like basement?
Speaker 3: Who Peter theal or? Oh yeah, where he's dresses are
trans and ship. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It looks like he's like a little goth you know. Yeah,
I can't find it. But so this is this is
just funny.
Speaker 17: No, I'd never seen it before, and it was there
was a bit.
Speaker 4: Of a talking He's talking about the naval observatory where
the vice president lives controversy.
Speaker 17: I don't remember exactly what had happened, but I think
that Normally it's customary for the outgoing vice president to
show the incoming vice president's family the house. And we
have three little kids, so I guess at the time
our kids were like seven five and you know two.
I guess Mirabel turned three right before the inauguration, and
so now they're a.
Speaker 4: Little bit older, but you know they.
Speaker 3: Are the exactly. They're like a couple of months older now.
I mean, you can't they grow? Is it recognizing smoking
problems and ones in rehab?
Speaker 2: I think she's like eighteen now, but when she we
got into office less than a.
Speaker 3: Year ago, she was only like a baby.
Speaker 4: We started becking on birth control last week six can.
Speaker 17: You should take the kids over and just show them
where they're going to be living for the next four years?
Speaker 3: And they were rebuffed.
Speaker 17: So we took some like old diagrams and some old
photos and tried to show the kids. Actually, a friend
of ours and Cincinnati had a book about the vice president's.
Speaker 4: Right, so Kamala, they apparently have always allowed like a
tour and she was just like, uh uh brother, yeah
coming in my house and I coming in my house.
Speaker 3: She's like you got twenty mil or like you got yeah?
I could pay off this debt.
Speaker 4: Oh, she's yeah, and she politically, I mean, has just
disappeared as she tried to make that come back a
few weeks ago, and it's just falling off the face.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be like, uh, who is George Bush's vice president?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 4: Dick Cheney?
Speaker 2: No, George Bush Senior? Sorry, oh, dan Quayle, dan quayll.
He just disappeared.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, after that potato thing where he misspelled potato, do
you remember that? It's one of the funniest pieces of
footage on the planet. He's at a he's in a
kid's classroom, right, and they're spelling words and this dumb
something you probably wrecks the word potato and it's wrong.
And after that, everybody was like, he's a flake, he's
a white lightweight. I mean, it ruined his career. Uh,
let's see if I can. Somebody's gonna well, that's serious
music for a guy that's spelling potato here. It is
right here, check us out.
Speaker 3: So embarrassing.
Speaker 4: So this kid draws rights potato on the in cursive
and lovely cursive that a kid his age would never
be able to do today. And he tells him to
erase it and.
Speaker 10: Try it again.
Speaker 4: Spell that again now.
Speaker 3: At the end, Oh my god, how retarded are you?
And I'm a horrible speller.
Speaker 4: You can kind of it's the audio is not the
best because they put a stupid music behind it.
Speaker 18: But everyone claps like, oh my god, our careers are
all idiot, total idiot bro That that ruined I mean
that ruined him.
Speaker 4: That was like the same with Ducaccus when he had
that stupid tank coming on, when he was riding around
that tank looking like an idiot.
Speaker 2: How about when Peter butt Plug's like drinking like forties
with black people.
Speaker 4: Because he's Peter butt Pluck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did a poll and no black people like him.
Speaker 4: Who is Peter butt Pluck?
Speaker 3: Who's saying that? The guy who ran for president.
Speaker 2: Peter butt pluck now Peter bug Blujig or whatever his name, Yeah,
butt plug, Peter butt Plug.
Speaker 3: And what did he do?
Speaker 2: Remember he polled that he had zero support from the
black community. So he did what every like super white onion,
out of touch politician does. The hot sauce in the
in the in the purse imagine saying you carry hot
sauce in your purse.
Speaker 4: Are you seriously did that? That's so funny And there's
a picture of so naturally the rest of.
Speaker 2: There's a picture of him with telling him drinking a
liquor of a bag.
Speaker 4: Really, I thought you said hot sauce. No, no, no,
being like funny.
Speaker 2: Like no that Hillary Clinton said she had hot sauce
in her purse.
Speaker 3: And she looked stupid. So he had Peter Peter drinking
liquor off a bag. Oh like in a brown bag? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's it with the boys, because he's pulling so
with a fog of war right here. Container we heard
you're a whiskey guy. Oh my goodness, that is nothing
but top shelf. Okay's so awkward, you know, don't let
the kids see, Like, how can we make this the
ship possible?
Speaker 4: I remember the show, dude, they tried so hard to
make this show pop That days is in marrow, Yeah,
and it.
Speaker 3: Was just terrible.
Speaker 2: Look at me, I'm hanging with the Blacks doing black Ship,
tiny little fellow.
Speaker 3: He puts it right down. I'm drunk.
Speaker 2: Should I suck you guys off? How about I suck
you guys off right now? I'm pretty woozy, you guys
took advantage of me. I couldn't stop you black.
Speaker 3: Dicks in my mouth. I dropped this soap again. Oh god,
let me suck Your friend too?
Speaker 4: Is like a hardcore democrat who really thought Pete, what
was the future for them?
Speaker 3: Really did? Is he still your friend?
Speaker 13: Is?
Speaker 4: We're a very good friends. I'm not somebody who writes
people off the stupid.
Speaker 3: Any more stories.
Speaker 4: I think we're close here. Hold on, uh I told
you about that? Did we talk about yep? We did
the UFC?
Speaker 2: Uh? Oh, how have you seen the card they want
to do? It's insane? No, no, they the proposed card.
It's like everybody who's ever done anything in the UFC.
They're like, you know, Chuck Lidell versus. Oh really no,
but they're they're stacking it, dude. They're putting like fucking
title cards, title fights on the undercard.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the greatest. It's gonna be like an
old school UFC fights.
Speaker 4: Gina Kurana won her lawsuit.
Speaker 3: With Disney, and now they're like, we're gonna put her
in roles now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you had did you see this story today?
Speaker 3: You had?
Speaker 4: This is why I have some faith that things are
finally changing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Jiger said that, uh, that Disney needs to win back men,
though yeah he actually said it out loud.
Speaker 2: How about you don't have wave models beating everybody up?
Speaker 3: How about that one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is from Variety Disney's boy Trouble. Studio seeks
original ip to win back gen Z men amid Marvel
lucasfilm struggle. So they turned their back on men because
they said that women wanted to see women on the screen.
Speaker 3: Will get what guys are the ones who watched this show.
Speaker 2: It's cultural Marxism, it's about redesigning.
Speaker 3: It's like is he is he?
Speaker 2: Griffin said, they're trying to destroy archetypes in which we think.
Speaker 4: And guys stopped watching them. And so now you got
Bob Iger and Disney begging to get the boys back.
Speaker 3: Remember remember the guy before Igur who was it?
Speaker 2: There's a guy that was running in He's like, we
need to have Marph's strong female leads and it just
went the ship. And then how about that fuck how
Golden Got or whatever her name is.
Speaker 4: Israeli chick's like.
Speaker 2: Crying about how because everyone hates Israel They they aren't
seeing her movies.
Speaker 3: It's like and you suck as an actress. You're just terrible.
Due you're terrible.
Speaker 2: You're so hot and people they know your idea, they
know you killed.
Speaker 4: Some kids don't even care that because she's so hot.
Speaker 3: But that's how bad her acting.
Speaker 2: But they don't want to remember when she was. That's
how bad her acting is.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: They will overlook her possibly being complicent in genocide, but
they can't overlook her acting.
Speaker 2: When one chick, like when they had Angelina and Joelie
do tomb Raider, It's okay, It's okay one time.
Speaker 3: I guess, like, dude, I dude, watch Silo all.
Speaker 2: It is like the guys are retards and the women
are fighting everybody.
Speaker 4: It's so bad, bro, you think it's bad here? Every
commercial I saw in the UK while I was there
was just a white guy dipshit, like every single one lost.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's so far down there. It's so bad there,
so far like there are future and it's it's.
Speaker 2: Great, Johnny. I think I think you're gonna see less
and less than that. And there's the difference between now
and the difference between between when Trump before Trump got
in is that they sell braided all the diversity now
they don't talk about it and they just push it
in and people are like, fuck this, I'm not watching this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's it for me. All right, Johnny,
what's the.
Speaker 3: Word gl Gignot sucks? It's not a word gel.
Speaker 2: The guy is a baby killer. Free pal sign. That's
the word, Free Palestine.