WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home board and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:15.000 have some fun on my own, but not all. I 3 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:17.800 called AF with Cecily and Stephanie. 4 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:19.280 What's up, everybody? 5 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:24.960 Welcome to bored Board afm hm, the show we've been 6 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:28.559 doing for an awful long time six years. 7 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:31.280 Yeah, that's crazy. 8 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:34.560 I mean a lot of people forget that COVID was 9 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:35.119 even a thing. 10 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:36.159 You don't. 11 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:38.840 We don't forget because that was our impetus for starting 12 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:39.799 this podcast. 13 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:42.200 Well we'll never forget. You forget about nine to eleven 14 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:45.840 A lot. You're always forgetting nine to eleven. It really 15 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:47.640 kind of pisses me up. I'm like, you're like, do 16 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:50.119 you want to have lunch? I'm like, okay on September eleventh, 17 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:51.920 I'm like, oh what a day. And you're like, what 18 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:55.000 do you mean, like September eleven, nine to eleven? You 19 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:55.640 know remember? 20 00:00:55.679 --> 00:00:58.200 And you're like, I forgot? I remember? 21 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.560 I do? You were like, I do remember the hashtag 22 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:02.359 never forget, but I do? 23 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:04.640 You forgot that happens? So that happened. 24 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:07.640 I'm not like, I'm not the only person that forgets 25 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:09.680 things like do you even remember the Alamo? 26 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:13.799 I do remember the Alamo because I'm from Texas. I 27 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:18.319 also don't mess with Texas, you know what I mean. Yes, 28 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:20.359 my friend had a funny joke. Laura had a funny 29 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:22.480 joke that she did once on stage where she was like, 30 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:24.519 I have so much to do today. She's like, I 31 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:29.319 have to do my laundry. I have to mess with Texas. 32 00:01:32.879 --> 00:01:33.239 Yeah. 33 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:35.079 It was like three things, you know, like I got 34 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:37.480 to do my laundry, I got to pay some bills, 35 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:38.719 mess with Texas. 36 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:39.280 Hm. 37 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:45.879 God, remember stand up. I miss it every now and 38 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:47.239 then because you know that I. 39 00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:49.120 Kind of long for it more than you do. I 40 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.560 think you you didn't love doing it. I feel a 41 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:55.799 lot you were like you were you didn't enjoy the process, 42 00:01:56.239 --> 00:02:00.439 right yeah, right, And I got really nervous about but 43 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:03.519 I like it. I missed the scene, like I miss 44 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:05.959 all that. And every now and then, someone I know 45 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.599 who's like kind of cool, like you know Joan Hray. 46 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:11.159 Remember Joana Ray. He had like melt down like all 47 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:11.599 the cool. 48 00:02:11.759 --> 00:02:17.199 It was very alt comedy, okay, in like melt down comics. 49 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.719 Very cool. Well he's doing a show again, and every 50 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:20.960 now and then I want to be like, no. 51 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.479 I'm not like in this group, Like I so want 52 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.400 to be included. I so want to do a set, 53 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:28.240 and they probably wouldn't even let me because it's just 54 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:29.840 so much coolness. 55 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:32.759 Well it's like Largo. 56 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.680 Yeah, I mean, but I don't even know who that 57 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:38.879 person is any anymore, so I don't like, Yeah, so like, 58 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.080 are they that cool that they wouldn't put you on 59 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:41.520 their show? 60 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:44.680 Yeah? I mean he's so nice, so he might do 61 00:02:44.719 --> 00:02:46.919 it if I just like was like, I'm like, not 62 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:47.960 in a good way. 63 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:49.599 Do you let me do five minutes? 64 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.800 Like I don't know, maybe because he's just really really sweet. 65 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:56.400 He used to have meltdown with Mall Oh okay, they 66 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:58.159 had a show. They did the show to get They're 67 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:00.719 just it was very like I say, I shouldn't say 68 00:03:00.719 --> 00:03:03.120 it was like Largo because it was very positive, like 69 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:08.360 it was more nerds than cool, but really, like, you know, 70 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:10.479 I used to make fun of the people that would 71 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:13.039 do these meltdown shows because there was always dudes with 72 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:16.800 like beards. They always had beards and weird flat shirts, 73 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:18.800 and then they had their notebooks and they're always pacing 74 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:22.000 around with their like comedy notebook jokes, you know. So 75 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:24.960 it was a vibe for sure. It was very male, 76 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.639 but I don't know, like sometimes I really wish that 77 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:30.120 I was kind of part of something like that. 78 00:03:31.280 --> 00:03:31.479 You know. 79 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:36.240 You know the thing is that even though and hashtag 80 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:40.280 not all nerds, but nerds can be really mean and I. 81 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:41.319 Can't the meanest. 82 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:44.159 Yeah, I feel like what that has to do with 83 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.319 is the fact that they a lot of them, were 84 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:48.759 just not popular in high school and they're still for 85 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:52.000 many years later, like trying to get everybody back. 86 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:54.639 Oh my god, Paton, I think I told you a 87 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:58.400 couple of weeks ago. Patton posted something on something reds 88 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:01.639 maybe and it was something like, no one excludes more 89 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:05.840 than a person previously excluded. Yes, And he's exactly talking 90 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:09.280 about that Largo, the Doug Benson, the whole. I mean, 91 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:12.800 that's exactly. Oh my god, I mean, like, who's the 92 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.560 guy that we don't like dougs like this? 93 00:04:14.879 --> 00:04:16.319 What's his name? Doug's friend? 94 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:21.120 Oh, Brian Posin, Brian Passayin. I mean, imagine what Brian 95 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:24.879 Possain was was? Who was he in high school? I 96 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:26.720 can't even I don't even want to think about how 97 00:04:26.759 --> 00:04:27.360 that went down. 98 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:32.519 Oh yeah, no, people like that hated the you know, 99 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:36.319 we're huge bullies and then became stand ups and then 100 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:41.040 we're like weaponized the fact that they were cool. They're like, yeah, 101 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.639 I'm cool now, so I'm going to be the coolest 102 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:46.480 and make people other people feel like shit. And it's 103 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:50.600 super uncomfortable, you know, annoying when you're sixteen, but it's 104 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:54.160 just pathetic when you're thirty five, you know. 105 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:56.639 And that's why we love the ones we love because 106 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:59.319 some of them, like like Paula F. Tompkins and Patton, 107 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:02.560 who couldn't have been funnier and more part of the world, 108 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.000 but was like always nice, like always nice. I mean, 109 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:09.360 how sad that that had to stand out? Yes, you know, 110 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:12.399 like all you don't have to be as embracing as 111 00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:16.399 those guys, but like, what the fuck? It so ridiculous? 112 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:17.160 Yeah, did you? 113 00:05:17.319 --> 00:05:18.959 Oh my god, we have to talk about the Kathy 114 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.920 thinks there's a lot to talk about today. I didn't 115 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:23.519 even I have to pull that story up. But did 116 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:26.839 you see that that she's being dragged Kathy Griffin speaking 117 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:31.079 of that group? Okay, why maybe do we wait? I 118 00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:33.279 wonder if that's patreon? You know what, we may have 119 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:36.560 just found our Patreon because it's it's it's heavy, it's 120 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:39.240 a lot. Oh, I'll give you the I'll give you 121 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:41.160 the the main crux of it, and you tell me 122 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:44.240 if it should be Patrian. Okay, So she she was 123 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:47.399 supposed to interview someone who claimed that they were on 124 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:49.480 the Epstein and the Epstein Files. 125 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:53.839 Oh I sort of, I sort of uh know this 126 00:05:53.839 --> 00:05:56.680 this this story. Yeah, let's hold. 127 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.399 Let's then, okay, so you know the story, but it's 128 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:00.720 a lot because of what people were saying on threads 129 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:03.560 and going after her and people defending her and the. 130 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:05.720 Lawyers of it all. So let's let's hold. Okay. So 131 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:06.639 we have our Patreon. 132 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:09.120 Okay, so you guys, if you're not on board a 133 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:12.439 f Patreon and please get on there because it supports 134 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:15.439 us and helps like pay for our show or you know, 135 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:18.439 doing this. But we're not saying that to like, we 136 00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:21.800 can still do it, don't worry, but if you want 137 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:23.720 to support it, we all have some really good stuff 138 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:28.319 up there, really is up there. So this week we're 139 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:32.000 going to go into this crazy Epstein file. Kathy Griffin, Yeah, 140 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:35.839 get on that. But now we're here, Yes, we are, 141 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:36.839 we are here. 142 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:41.680 I uh well, okay, but speaking of comedians, can I 143 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:47.240 just can I just redo something that's so stupid Okay, 144 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:50.160 so I would this morning, I I came across this 145 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:55.439 threads thing that annoyed me basically just annoyed me. 146 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:55.920 Okay. 147 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.879 So, and I love I do need to say, I 148 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.600 do need to preface it. I'm a big professer with 149 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.000 I love Kevin Nilan Okay. 150 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:07.000 Oh my god, I think I saw I saw this. 151 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:09.720 Okay, Yes, I love Kevin Eland too. But he is 152 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:12.519 very he's a little bit too online right now. 153 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:16.879 He is, he really is. And I was like, Kevin, 154 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:19.920 what are we doing? Oh yeah, tell us this story 155 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:21.240 that's really funny. Okay. 156 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:24.439 So he wrote this is from the time that I'm 157 00:07:24.439 --> 00:07:26.480 recording this, that this was twenty two hours ago. 158 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:27.680 He wrote. 159 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:32.040 A celebrity that intimidated me is Jack Nicholson. Yes, I'm 160 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:35.879 in anger Management. And then for some reason there's an asterisk. 161 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:39.759 There's always in the movie. Yeah, I'm in anger management. 162 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:45.240 First rehearsal. He's right there. I introduced myself nervous Heart racing. 163 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:50.279 He's talking to Adam Sandler. I tapped Jack on the shoulder. Hey, Jack, 164 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:56.199 you've been golfing, he says, what Sandler's laughing? Jack says, 165 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:58.519 not since the last time you asked me that question. 166 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:02.920 Sandler is now laughing even harder. I take a year 167 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:05.879 trying to figure out what that meant. A year later, 168 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:08.480 I see Jack at a party. Okay, so this is 169 00:08:08.560 --> 00:08:12.959 going to be in three parts. Okay, everyone is there, 170 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:21.040 Christopher Walkin, Elizabeth Taylor, Harrison Ford, Princess Leah, al Pacino. 171 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:23.560 Oh, I don't like the Princess Leah not giving her 172 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:26.839 a name. Kiriy Fisher, sir, thank you. Everybody else got 173 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:32.080 a name? George Lucas, Princess Leah, Christopher Walkin, al Pacino. 174 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:35.879 He's being funny though, you know, trying to be funny. Okay, 175 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:38.320 there's Jack. This is my moment. 176 00:08:38.840 --> 00:08:42.000 I walk up, tap him on the shoulder and say, 177 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:47.279 hey Jack, you've been golfing. Okay, this is the last one. 178 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:52.200 Right then Pachino taps him on the shoulder. Jack turns 179 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:54.759 his back to me. Now it looks like I'm waiting 180 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:58.240 in line to talk to Pacino. I ate something earlier 181 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:02.519 that didn't agree with me, us to Jack Nicholson, Butchino 182 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:03.480 caught some of it. 183 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.120 It was bad. 184 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:07.360 I walk away from across the room. I hear Jack yell, 185 00:09:08.120 --> 00:09:09.240 what the hell died in here? 186 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:11.320 The end? 187 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:17.159 The end, what the actual fuck like. First of all, 188 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:19.799 so all that was for a fart. 189 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:24.799 Joke, like yeah, I'm gonna say, yeah, I love Keviny. 190 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:27.840 I think he's so nice. I've met him, I did 191 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:30.320 probably one time. He's so nice and he can be 192 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:33.200 very funny, and you know, he had some really funny 193 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:36.080 bits and he was very talented, but he wasn't like 194 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:36.919 the funniest. 195 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:38.960 He was never the funniest. 196 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.840 He just wasn't like he It was like dad, it 197 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:44.399 was always cringe, but not like he was in on 198 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:48.039 the cringe like he He didn't. He just kind of missed. 199 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:50.720 It just kind of missed for me. Maybe that's just me, 200 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:53.399 but it never quite worked. And so that is a 201 00:09:53.600 --> 00:09:56.720 perfect example of it not quite working. 202 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:59.919 Well, I'm not coming from I'm coming from a place 203 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:01.919 and I've I've told you this, I've told you this 204 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:04.279 story before where he used to. 205 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:06.360 Be like my celebrity crush, which was funny. 206 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:08.279 I did not know that you have not told me 207 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:09.559 that he was your celebrity crush. 208 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:10.720 I don't, Okay. 209 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:14.200 When I auditioned for the show Studs way back in 210 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:17.240 like the eighties, uh, the way one thing that made 211 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:20.200 me stand apart and I I've told you the story, 212 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:21.279 but it doesn't matter. 213 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:22.919 We think you had sex with Kevin Nlan. 214 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:26.679 Yes, I was asked like who they they're One of 215 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:29.480 their casting things was like who's who's a celebrity crush 216 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:31.639 and all these people. 217 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:33.039 This was like the nineties. 218 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:35.360 There was a lot of Brad Pitt I don't I 219 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:38.399 don't remember who else was big at the time, but 220 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:41.759 you know it was not quirky. It would have been 221 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:45.240 Charles Grodin, let's put it that way. And I think 222 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:49.799 I used I said Kevin Nilan and people were like, 223 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:51.240 what Kevin Nalan? 224 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:52.960 And I was like, yeah, he's so cute. 225 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:56.759 He's tall, he's dark, he's handsome, he's really funny. 226 00:10:57.919 --> 00:11:00.360 You know, drives a Volkswagen Bug, which he did, which 227 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.440 is really always fun to see him file out of 228 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:05.080 that at the Factor. I remember him getting the Laugh 229 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:09.000 Factory and he's like six seven, the tiniest car on purpose, 230 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:12.600 like he'll he'll go the mile for the joke right forever. 231 00:11:12.799 --> 00:11:15.919 So my point is like I'm the last person like 232 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:18.159 to I'm not going to make fun of somebody for 233 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:22.080 no reason, but come on, I know, not funny, And 234 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:24.639 also what does it have to do with the fucking 235 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:27.480 golfing thing, and I guess you're are you trying to 236 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:30.480 be funny that you never said the joke, like you 237 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:32.200 never said why the golfing thing. 238 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:34.120 The golfing thing is supposed to be funny because Jack 239 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:37.600 Nicholson went crazy with his golf club and had road 240 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:40.080 rage and got out with his golf club and hit 241 00:11:40.120 --> 00:11:42.679 the car, hit a windshield of car, which I always well. 242 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:44.879 You also know a lot about like. 243 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:48.080 You also, and that's not funny. It's like been golfing lately. 244 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:50.120 The joke being that it was in the news that 245 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:52.799 he had like a meltdown, which, by the way, I 246 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:56.279 thought was great. I would I dream about having enough 247 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:59.159 money to have road rage where someone's such an asshole. 248 00:11:59.159 --> 00:12:00.639 I mean, I wouldn't do it because you get shot 249 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:03.840 these days. But like, he just got out somebody was 250 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:05.279 a dick and he got his golf club and he 251 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:08.360 just smashed their windshield and because he doesn't give a fuck, right, 252 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:12.919 that's not awesome really, but I remember thinking cool. 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Now, one thing Stephanie has never told you, 314 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:28.840 and I'm gonna just tell you right now, is that 315 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:31.559 she's had a crush on him. I want to say, 316 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:34.559 who would you choose if you had to, Kevin Nielon 317 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:35.559 or Prez Hilton. 318 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:37.720 Go, you can't even think about it. This is not 319 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:38.720 even an f mary killing. 320 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:40.679 You just choose one and you get to just sex 321 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:46.600 with them, Kevin Nelan, I just told you Perez Okay, Well, 322 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.000 I know you enjoy Perez is well, you think he's 323 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:51.679 very sexy, and you always have. I will tell you 324 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:54.440 this little personal anecdote. Yes, I used to go to 325 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:57.320 the Coffee Bean on Sunset and Fairfax when it used 326 00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:59.600 to be a coffee Bean every day. I went there 327 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:02.639 every single day for like ten years, and he was 328 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:03.240 always there. 329 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:04.720 He set up an office there. 330 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:07.039 I swear to god, he was way back in the 331 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:09.320 day in two thousand and five. So he set up 332 00:16:09.320 --> 00:16:11.480 a printer. He had like a little printer that he 333 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:14.519 plugged it like he literally made it a print. 334 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:16.399 Like a little like a little teeny one that makes 335 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:17.759 a little as. 336 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:18.279 Little as a tree. 337 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:21.120 Back then, Yeah, he had was printing stuff. I mean 338 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.879 he had like I think he might have had a fax. 339 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:25.399 I mean, like he really was working out of that 340 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:27.879 Coffee Bean. Oh and you know, you know he was 341 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:28.720 kind of famous. 342 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:29.200 He was. 343 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:31.480 He was the guy because when I started doing the 344 00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:35.320 entertainment reports on radio when I took over for Claude. 345 00:16:35.639 --> 00:16:37.759 When I was doing those, like, Perez was kind of 346 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:40.080 one of my main sources. Because this was a little 347 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:43.240 bit before you could serve you were surfing the internet, 348 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:44.919 but not in the same way that you can now. 349 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:47.360 It's like a lot harder to get info in two 350 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:50.559 thousand than it is now. So Perez was like the site, 351 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:53.279 the main site that I would go to to report, like. 352 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:55.279 Entertainment staff, right, you know. 353 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.559 And it was always felt kind of icky because like 354 00:16:57.600 --> 00:16:59.399 I didn't like what he was doing, but at the 355 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:03.720 same time information, like he was breaking information. But what 356 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:06.200 I didn't like is like, for example, he would have 357 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.960 Lindsay Lohan and he would have like a white line 358 00:17:09.039 --> 00:17:11.960 like cocaine was falling out of her nose, or if 359 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:15.599 somebody he would out people for being gay, or I mean, 360 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:18.200 he was ruthless. We all know this, right, doesn't mean 361 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:21.079 he deserves anything bad to happen. But life changed for him. 362 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.599 He lost a lot of weight, he adopted a baby, 363 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.720 you know, he had a baby, well not a baby anymore, 364 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:30.440 it's like a kid, whatever it is. So I'm going 365 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:32.200 to tell you what's going on with him physically, and 366 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:34.119 then we're going to get to the other stuff. So, okay, 367 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:39.039 he needs emergency surgery. That's in quotes following twenty one 368 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:41.160 day hospital. Has been in the hospital for three weeks, 369 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:44.160 which is a lot. Page six says he had a 370 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:48.400 massive blood clot just weeks after his twenty one day 371 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:50.160 stay in the hospital, so he's already in the hospital 372 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:53.599 and then had a plot. He gave the concerning update 373 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:57.559 an instagram on Thursday, speaking from a hospital bed in Vegas. 374 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.440 But he said, we caught it early todays, like that's 375 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:03.599 that is super scary and you know whatever. By the way, 376 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:05.599 he's lost a lot of weight, but I think he 377 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:10.759 did that before, right, Okay, he got skinny before. Okay, 378 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:12.599 So he said, I went to the surgeon today, really 379 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:15.160 good timing, and last night I started having real Okay, 380 00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:17.440 it doesn't matter, like he's just going through all the things. 381 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:20.279 Oh, this is so weird. Okay. 382 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:23.200 I don know how to explain this. Okay, Okay, can 383 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:24.680 I just tell you something a little off? 384 00:18:24.839 --> 00:18:29.039 A little off? Yeah, I'm gonna anyway I feel. 385 00:18:29.039 --> 00:18:30.759 I don't remember if it was before my heart thing 386 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:34.359 or after, but I remember having this very vivid dream 387 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:37.559 where a nurse came to me and she was like, 388 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:39.759 you're gonna die and I was like, what's wrong and 389 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:43.880 she's like, you don't forget this. You have deep vein thrombosis. 390 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:46.440 She told me that in a dream, and I'd never heard. 391 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:49.559 Obviously had to heart it on er or something, because 392 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:52.079 how you can't just come up with that. But I'd 393 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:54.720 never thought about it. I never said those words out loud, 394 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:57.240 and so for like my whole life, I've been scared 395 00:18:57.279 --> 00:18:59.720 that I'm gonna have that. Okay, just by the way, 396 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:04.240 what Perez Holton has? He writes, I have deep vein thrombosis. 397 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:07.640 How do you get that? The blood clot in your leg? 398 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:09.400 You get it from like I think, being in the 399 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:12.440 hospital too, like not moving. Okay, that's why they want 400 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:14.400 you to move so much. After whatever. He's always they 401 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:19.440