Speaker 1: Do you think Yoshi you think Yoshi get kill better?
Speaker 2: Do I think that Yoshi has the capacity to work
Speaker 2: as him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Biden might step down, that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you might be gone. I actually didn't hear what
Speaker 3: you said. I actually heard what did you say? Hey,
Speaker 3: look you get mean?
Speaker 4: Thanks kid, appreciated kid, looks good, looks good.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I love fake ship dude because people can't tell. Did
Speaker 4: I tell you when I worked at a seven to
Speaker 4: eleven warehouse that I had these plugs that were probably
Speaker 4: like this big at the time about ya ya, yeah,
Speaker 4: yay large about the size of the you know, but hoole,
Speaker 4: that's been a little bit played with. And this dude
Speaker 4: was like, I'm working for nine dollars an hour two
Speaker 4: thousand and seven. And this guy's like, oh, ship man,
Speaker 4: are those real diamonds? What the I look at him like,
Speaker 4: waiting for his thought process to kick in, like, oh, no,
Speaker 4: of course not it did it?
Speaker 1: Never did?
Speaker 3: I had to.
Speaker 1: Good guys, Did anything change? Rightly?
Speaker 3: You guys?
Speaker 4: A lot of earthquakes and uh, Kelly, that is so.
Speaker 3: Out of the range of normal motions, like this is
Speaker 3: why why did you do that?
Speaker 4: Fucking not Rudou with the well, why again.
Speaker 1: I did it? I did it constraint? Could it constraint?
Speaker 1: This time? I was cracking the back of my arms.
Speaker 4: If you're okay, sure, I mean I actually I don't
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's possible, cracking the back of your arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you reach backwards and usually like bend over forward,
Speaker 1: reach backwards and then try to put your arms downward
Speaker 1: towards your feet. That ship is hard as talking people
Speaker 1: can do that.
Speaker 2: We're trying to Christopher Reeve yours out.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Then? I'm trying to stretch.
Speaker 3: That's not stretching, man, that's that sounds like it's just
Speaker 3: you're hurting yourself.
Speaker 1: A real stretch. I'm not liberal enough to do it
Speaker 1: the right way. But some people can do that. They
Speaker 1: like it's like bending forward having your face touch your knees.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. It's madness. And then you use
Speaker 1: your you stretch back yard.
Speaker 3: Your feet in opposite directions, put your face in your
Speaker 3: asshole and jump.
Speaker 1: That's a real stretch, a stretch.
Speaker 3: People cannot put their face I know. So why would
Speaker 3: you even try that?
Speaker 4: That's like it's almost like, hey, have you touched the
Speaker 4: the the exercise of touching your nose with your tongue
Speaker 4: where it's like only people long fucking tongues.
Speaker 3: Can do that.
Speaker 1: Or no teeth. There's that too, Yeah, people have no teeth.
Speaker 1: Dishes scares me when they just come lass their faces.
Speaker 3: Everybody, everybody has a version of their head that looks
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's true.
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Speaker 3: the of the show.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like it. Yeah, I say that, And.
Speaker 4: I gotta say some of you, some of you guys,
Speaker 4: some of you guys get a little bit upset in
Speaker 4: the free feeds, right, they're like, oh man, there's like
Speaker 4: a crescendo of something and then an ad just pops
Speaker 4: in and I'm like, I promise you, guys, I can't
Speaker 4: control all the ad thing because of what we're on,
Speaker 4: but you can have no ads for one dollar, for
Speaker 4: one whole dollars a year.
Speaker 3: Mother. Come on, dude, yeah, I'll kill you, or Chris
Speaker 3: will slaughter you.
Speaker 1: Like Chris, Me and Derek are not film Chris, I'll
Speaker 1: film it. You're fucking cool, all right, cool, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, hurry up. Chris held me at gunpoint
Speaker 1: one time, and then I participated in every single one
Speaker 1: after that. You know, I probably could have like skipped
Speaker 1: town or anything. You know, I'm sure that they'll interrogate
Speaker 1: me and be like, why didn't you just go to
Speaker 1: the police after the first one. I didn't think about it.
Speaker 1: I was scared. You've never been You've never been scared before.
Speaker 1: It never been so scared you help somebody murder somebody.
Speaker 3: You never you know, you've never been afraid when you
Speaker 3: put yourself in a situation that really damages you and
Speaker 3: you're just like, well, I guess I gotta improvise.
Speaker 1: I gotta do it.
Speaker 4: I gotta for for years of my life years.
Speaker 1: It really has a crazy commitment. God on, Miss Soda,
Speaker 1: m hms, Miss.
Speaker 3: Soda, don't really drink that. This is the first thot
Speaker 3: I've had, like since you brought that, since you brought
Speaker 3: the case over or since I got this case from
Speaker 3: your place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't do it. No more man, Yeah, not
Speaker 1: even not even diet. I drink it and I feel gross.
Speaker 1: Now it's good as much sugar.
Speaker 4: It's good good, not even diet. Does it make you
Speaker 4: feel bad drinking diet?
Speaker 1: I do, don't drink. I don't like this is a diet. Things.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna have the real thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have the roa thing. If I'm not, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: astain from me.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about salads and dressing. I don't put any
Speaker 3: dressing on my salads.
Speaker 4: That's that sucks, But it's it's disciplined that sucks.
Speaker 1: That's not but that's just abuse.
Speaker 3: I feel about it is if there's anything that I'm
Speaker 3: going to put on a salad to make it taste better,
Speaker 3: it's probably less healthy for me than the.
Speaker 1: Salad would be by its own by itself.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I'm already trying, if I'm already
Speaker 3: trying to go for like a healthy option, I think,
Speaker 3: just let me just stomach like what it is?
Speaker 1: Like, why am I trying to Those dressings aren't really bad?
Speaker 3: Well, it's a lot of it's a lot of oil. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Of I said, most like a lot of much like
Speaker 1: viniagarette is not really bad for you.
Speaker 4: It's just yeah, well look it's I think it's just
Speaker 4: a problem when when I watch people use uh dressing
Speaker 4: and how they use dips for their nuggets or whatever,
Speaker 4: just too much.
Speaker 3: People are insane.
Speaker 4: Like I swear to god, I saw this one person
Speaker 4: get six packets of barbecue sauce for a six piece
Speaker 4: of chicken nuggets and use them all and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I saw, I saw something.
Speaker 3: It's sucking up.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a sauce person.
Speaker 4: I am a lightly glazed like say I like say
Speaker 4: say especially for chicken, the chicken McNugget and the barbecue
Speaker 4: sauce or designed to be together, because like I don't
Speaker 4: even have them. I don't like barbecue sauce that much.
Speaker 4: A lot of times it's too fucking sweet. But they
Speaker 4: did something that it it actually works really well. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not even gonna complain about this, but
Speaker 4: little I like the lightest little dunk just so you
Speaker 4: can accent taste because the chicken nuggets already good on
Speaker 4: its own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like like coating like soon need to drench it.
Speaker 3: You don't need to take it like so much sauce
Speaker 3: on it that like the volume of sauce in cases
Speaker 3: the chicken nugt right, and I'm like, I can't even
Speaker 3: taste the nugget anymore.
Speaker 1: It's just sauce chicken, seasoned chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But see that's why it was so weird that you
Speaker 3: used to go to raising canes.
Speaker 1: This canes is fine. But see that's the thing. It's
Speaker 1: it's fine.
Speaker 4: Is like, wait, when there's other options that are a
Speaker 4: thousand times better, why would you. I don't think the
Speaker 4: it's worthy because there's always a line there. So to me,
Speaker 4: it's like it's never worth going.
Speaker 1: I get you, Yeah, it is fine. It's not like
Speaker 1: my favorite chicken. I'd rather just make freed jigging at home,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 4: I mean when you when need get to control it. Actually,
Speaker 4: the only thing there are some churches churches, We've never
Speaker 4: had churches churches is it has probably one of my
Speaker 4: favorite consistencies. And one thing about churches, depending on the
Speaker 4: place to go to. There was one that was down
Speaker 4: the street from me in La They.
Speaker 3: Always they never had what nothing nothing?
Speaker 1: What what was? What? What?
Speaker 3: Did I say something. No, No, you would say anything.
Speaker 1: You can't just do that.
Speaker 2: So I just keep going, keep going. Don't worry about no.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't do that. What happens. That's so unfortunate that
Speaker 3: we're spending a lot of time on fried chicken. Butchis amazing.
Speaker 1: It is, I know, I know. Is it because we're
Speaker 1: both black and I started having a very serious.
Speaker 3: Minority podcast, that of course is the first thing you hear, like,
Speaker 3: imagine this is your first episode, Like I wonder with
Speaker 3: these minorities, tell these guys about fried chickens.
Speaker 1: So out of people's brains, But I guess it's in
Speaker 1: some people's brains, you know. I just thought about it
Speaker 1: because sense humor is completely fucked.
Speaker 3: I don't think most people are gonna think that, but
Speaker 3: I just that stereotyp has always just been confus seem
Speaker 3: to be because who the fuck in their right mind
Speaker 3: would not like who? I feel like you can give
Speaker 3: fried chicken to like like a random like a person
Speaker 3: who's never experienced like modern day human contact, like it
Speaker 3: like an isolated tribe on an island somewhere, and they
Speaker 3: would be like, think, there's this fucking phenomenal wouldn't be
Speaker 3: They wouldn't be able to tell you, but like they would.
Speaker 1: They would absolutely love it.
Speaker 4: They would probably bow and arrow you because so didn't
Speaker 4: think you're like some demon thing trying to lure them
Speaker 4: in with amazing temptation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is too.
Speaker 4: Good, this can't be This can't be good for you
Speaker 4: because of how good it is. And then they just
Speaker 4: have five arrows in one shot, just lack you up
Speaker 4: and your five chambering arrows.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 4: Just imagine how strong the beat for all the bounds
Speaker 4: of pressure chambering.
Speaker 1: They all hit the same place, they go through each other.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: They're like stag her That's how it was.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You go to the Amazon.
Speaker 4: You know all those people that stumble in the Amazon
Speaker 4: forest and they never come back because those people shoot
Speaker 4: thousands of arrows.
Speaker 1: How do people go there because they're.
Speaker 4: So fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: I think they just like to be shot with arrows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're like an arrow. Everything in the
Speaker 1: Amazon is just built to kill humans. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't even think that people that are there want
Speaker 3: to be there. They don't want to they.
Speaker 4: Want to be there, like would you, like they're they're
Speaker 4: like I saw there was this African guy that went
Speaker 4: on a rant recently about because so there was the
Speaker 4: South African drinks dupless in the UFC and then long
Speaker 4: story short, he was talking shit about isy you left Africa.
Speaker 3: You guys all left Africa. I stayed here the whole time.
Speaker 4: And then he's pissed off because of the privileged nature, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you stayed there because you're fucking not poor. We left
Speaker 4: because for better opportunity. And this guy is on a
Speaker 4: rant getting angry and then he calls Africa a shithole
Speaker 4: and they catched themselve. So I didn't mean to call
Speaker 4: it a shiit. I just mean that we want to
Speaker 4: like leave that. I'm like, dude, stop backpedaling. We know
Speaker 4: what you mean. You love your country, but you know
Speaker 4: it's a shithole.
Speaker 1: Like you're like this, It depends on where you're at
Speaker 1: in Africa.
Speaker 4: It depends I think, I don't money, that's what That's what.
Speaker 3: It depends places in the United States that are shitholes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, but the way Africa is depicted.
Speaker 1: You probably underwent through this as well because you're from
Speaker 1: New York as well. But the way Africa's depicted to
Speaker 1: us in New York. It's like a big sty. It's
Speaker 1: like a big sty.
Speaker 3: What do you mean New York specifically? That's I think
Speaker 3: it's just an American assumption.
Speaker 1: I think it's an American assumption, particularly York, because I
Speaker 1: know people from like other states that don't only have
Speaker 1: that perspective the same way. They're like, oh, Africa's kind
Speaker 1: of a place where animals are and then black people.
Speaker 3: But like, what do you mean, like the lion king
Speaker 3: is their assumption of what Africa is.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's a king or jumble shaka zulu.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally for me, I remember the phrase African booty
Speaker 1: scratcher because the phrase we're hearing all the time when
Speaker 1: I was you never heard that phrase ever.
Speaker 3: I know have, but I just that's ringing a bell.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, it isn't like.
Speaker 1: The way I thought of Africa. The way they teach
Speaker 1: you about Africa is it's vanna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then there's jungle, and then there's famine and.
Speaker 1: Then there's starving.
Speaker 3: But I remember, like, it wasn't Sarah McLaughlin would she
Speaker 3: would go on with the dogs and sing a sad
Speaker 3: song about the dogs.
Speaker 1: But there was a lot of.
Speaker 3: Those fucking dogs. But there was all those commercials about
Speaker 3: like that. It was like a guy with like a
Speaker 3: beard and he would go around. He would like stand
Speaker 3: next to start like he would stand next to shaking Africans. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he would say he would say yeah. There was
Speaker 3: like these are these are my malaria boys.
Speaker 1: You can feed them. I'm not gonna but you can.
Speaker 1: You can feed them.
Speaker 3: Malaria boysaria boys.
Speaker 2: And you can get him for just a dollar.
Speaker 3: It's like he would go on.
Speaker 1: TV.
Speaker 3: I swear to you, I don't remember what so I
Speaker 3: know what you're talking about, what this is.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, right. I believe that's what Africa
Speaker 1: was for years and then went to Africa's mount was
Speaker 1: dating a man that was from Ghana. So she went
Speaker 1: to Africa. She went all over the Ivory coasts in Nigeria, Ghana,
Speaker 1: and she came back and that place is Ghana and
Speaker 1: I'm in Nigeria. Are beautiful, they are really beautiful places.
Speaker 3: Look at man.
Speaker 4: I get it might.
Speaker 1: Be a disparity between like the van and the now
Speaker 1: of it as well. Very likely true. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck, dude, it's all about it.
Speaker 1: It's all about the poverty thing is a little more
Speaker 1: extreme there that the gap between poverty and not.
Speaker 3: Of course that's of course if it's low, it's real low. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, it's just that's a matter of depiction.
Speaker 2: I mean like it's it's the same thing with the
Speaker 2: LA you know.
Speaker 3: Like like what is it Like the richest part of
Speaker 3: LA is like blocks away from like Scarrow. You know,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, it's.
Speaker 1: Wild, it's insane. I was like, well, I forgot simpl.
Speaker 4: I feel like there were just huts and it's like
Speaker 4: a lack of like thinking one step further. I think
Speaker 4: that's all that is because we all have these stupid
Speaker 4: thoughts and then we don't try to correct them or
Speaker 4: I was just I was just talking to Jojo about
Speaker 4: her Her coworker was saying, oh man, how much better
Speaker 4: would things be back in like the fifties and stuff,
Speaker 4: you know, less worries and all this shit, And then
Speaker 4: her thoughts stopped there. It never went wait that's wait
Speaker 4: wait wait wait wait, no, that's a fucking nightmare. I
Speaker 4: don't have any technology that I enjoy any of the benefit.
Speaker 4: We're just looking up ac back in the day and
Speaker 4: like the fucking The best units back in the day
Speaker 4: were twenty five hundred BCUs, which is like nothing because.
Speaker 3: Now on average we're like ten thousand. Seventies and eighties
Speaker 3: were iconic for air conditioning, man like because they just
Speaker 3: didn't give a shit. They would the environment did not
Speaker 3: matter to anybody back then, so you would have like
Speaker 3: rooms that were freezers.
Speaker 1: Basically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now your condishers can't go that low.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have all these stupid limits and stuff. They'll
Speaker 4: shut off when it's clearly not fucking It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: maybe the unit is sixty degrees, yeah, but like it
Speaker 4: are in the fucking room.
Speaker 3: I like to place I like when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: I would place mine down to about fifteen seventeen degrees
Speaker 3: and it was like perfect for me.
Speaker 1: That's just go to sleep weather, that's just go to
Speaker 1: Oh that's really cool. And you go under your cover
Speaker 1: and then their parents go on there and your frozen
Speaker 1: trapped under your covers. You wake up two hundred trying
Speaker 1: to hit your way up. I think it's the perspective
Speaker 1: of they wouldn't they never showed the nicer parts of
Speaker 1: countries of Africa. Well, that's true, justreful.
Speaker 4: It's just more of thinking that there are rich people everywhere.
Speaker 4: Of course are kings in Africa?
Speaker 3: Do you think they're poor? Not?
Speaker 1: I agree, but like thinking like that, when you when
Speaker 1: you talk about like nice hut, they have a double hut.
Speaker 2: With no with no entryway beneath them. There's no staircase
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 1: There's just you got you gotta get you get into
Speaker 1: the hut. There's a little hole you gotta go. That's
Speaker 1: so absurd. But you think of you think of like Rome, right,
Speaker 1: you think of like Italy, right, Italy is sucking the
Speaker 1: probably I've never I've never thought of. But like you know,
Speaker 1: you see like oh this is beautiful painting, like the structures,
Speaker 1: and after you see like skinny African boy playing with rock.
Speaker 4: Like look man, okay, look to be fair, I was,
Speaker 4: I was alone a lot of the times with like
Speaker 4: the critical thinking that I would try to express. I
Speaker 4: really admired philosophy as a kid, so I would try
Speaker 4: to think more and ask questions.
Speaker 1: Crazy philosophy is? I mean, it's just I paid attention
Speaker 1: a lot paid I think I couldn't think, I couldn't
Speaker 1: conceptualized that, but I would think I would pay attention.
Speaker 4: I would try to, because like it was always fun
Speaker 4: to try to figure things out on your own and
Speaker 4: then later on look it up and see if you're
Speaker 4: even close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was. There was a kid in my class.
Speaker 3: He was like in like third grade. He was like
Speaker 3: really big and philosophy, and I remember we all ganged
Speaker 3: up on him and killed him. Beat the You didn't
Speaker 3: even you need to beat him up? Shot him.
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, he could have been. He could have been
Speaker 1: he could have been really someone great in the world,
Speaker 1: and you guys, like, you can't let that happen.
Speaker 3: He called him gay and then we peeled him like
Speaker 3: a banana and then threw him into the trash Can
Speaker 3: you feel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, small one was definitely like mostly sticking
Speaker 1: out of the trash can. Dude, Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't even know. It was like
Speaker 1: two grades beneath me. He told a story about like
Speaker 1: the the to the two fourth graders that beat up
Speaker 1: like six second graders at my school.
Speaker 3: What is that real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they beat the funk out those looking that's crazy.
Speaker 1: There's little kids for what Because people are angry and
Speaker 1: they're full of hate and they want to take the
Speaker 1: hate out, So what else yeah, they fought back the
Speaker 1: second grade. As they fought back, they were they were pussies.
Speaker 4: But like, you know, the second grader not being a
Speaker 4: pussy is such a weird thing to say, because I
Speaker 4: feel like all kids are pussy.
Speaker 1: If a kid shows non pussy traits as a little
Speaker 1: egg kid, it's kind of you know what that means
Speaker 1: to me, it's kind of.
Speaker 4: A bad dad hits them so much and like goes
Speaker 4: like like, oh, you know, like fight back, boy, cause
Speaker 4: don't be a bit you know, like there, it's just
Speaker 4: like that type of ship because there's no reason for
Speaker 4: you to be a tough second grader.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you watch a lot of Disney like like right,
Speaker 1: like right or wrongs in you because that's how I was.
Speaker 1: I was like a lot of right and wrong in me,
Speaker 1: Like I watched Powers and bullshit. Yeah, but those people
Speaker 1: would be like leave that person alone. They get punched immediately.
Speaker 1: You don't even finish your sins.
Speaker 3: They're just blowing up the concrete on the ground. The
Speaker 3: kids my parents were when we were that was I.
Speaker 3: There was a kid in class who didn't like parents.
Speaker 3: As we ganged up on him and killed I would
Speaker 3: have killed.
Speaker 1: Him to him one little kid was like prepas, prepaces mouth.
Speaker 1: Everybody especial that little kid's mouth open road wide and
Speaker 1: then he absorbed and hide to the void of it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's horrifying.
Speaker 1: Prepared Johnny's mouth. Everybody's like, Okay, I.
Speaker 4: Mean it happens, man, Sometimes that just needs to happen.
Speaker 4: There are some there are you know, if you're your
Speaker 4: peers when you're young, you're like this, this guy needs
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: Obviously, there's always that one kid in class, like, there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with this kid, there's something wrong with you.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be you shouldn't be trying to punch the
Speaker 1: principal and you're like, let's don grade, Like, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you, dude. In my private school, yeah, drive by Shot.
Speaker 4: I was in private school for elementary and we had
Speaker 4: these two dudes that were, you know, trouble makers, big tobles,
Speaker 4: these two brothers, and the mom was like, maybe if
Speaker 4: they'll do maybe they'll do better in private school. No,
Speaker 4: they just reaked havoc much more because there was no
Speaker 4: one to encourage them. Everybody was like shocked because you
Speaker 4: can around in my school these guys. One day in
Speaker 4: the middle class, Hey, you want to play army men?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: And he's all, check it out, flipped his desk over.
Speaker 4: His brother flips his desk over.
Speaker 3: They're diving and ship. That was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: has happening? Sound?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: It was like the ever play that you want to
Speaker 2: join the military.
Speaker 4: I think those kids, I'm sure joined the military and
Speaker 4: got killed immediately.
Speaker 1: I'm sure stepped on something instead of beating and they disappeared.
Speaker 4: Because they were way too I've never seen that type
Speaker 4: of not even like oh should we you know, you
Speaker 4: know how some people like should we do it? There
Speaker 4: was oh yeah, and like like as if there was
Speaker 4: nothing wrong with it, and I was like, I've never
Speaker 4: seen that before. And they lasted like three days.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember in like third grade or maybe like fourth grade,
Speaker 3: there was like this sixth grade girl that was built
Speaker 3: like a tank yo. She hated me. I had no
Speaker 3: idea why, and she grabbed me by like my tie,
Speaker 3: she like grabbed up on my time. It was weird
Speaker 3: there because I wasn't like choking. I was very confusing.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I still didn't understand what the fun
Speaker 3: was going on, all right, but she grabbed me. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna beat you up, and I was
Speaker 3: like what, like why why?
Speaker 1: I don't think I was like afraid. I was just like,
Speaker 1: what what did I do?
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything. Yeah, it was thinking back, it
Speaker 3: was the most rational like I was. I probably should
Speaker 3: have been afraid. She looked like, uh it was weird.
Speaker 3: She looked like Kulkogan. Actually, based on my she's probably
Speaker 3: not high anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat you brother.
Speaker 3: For me, I'm going to beat you up.
Speaker 1: I told the story of like twice, but I got
Speaker 1: beat up by a girl in tenth grade and I
Speaker 1: was trying. I would have beat up if I wanted to,
Speaker 1: But I feel like two hits it and I was like,
Speaker 1: she might have fucked up. She was she hit hard.
Speaker 1: This this girl was like she was hitting me. She
Speaker 1: wasn't even like a big Broadley girl. She just knew
Speaker 1: how to fight.
Speaker 3: This one was dumber summer Patty from uh hey arnold. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like that type situation.
Speaker 1: Fought her.
Speaker 3: No, not that that.
Speaker 1: I was like two grades lower. Oh was big. She's
Speaker 1: older and you too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still a girl though, nah. One precise dank. One
Speaker 3: precise danks of the.
Speaker 4: Jock knocking out a girl is so crazy, like.
Speaker 1: Just over like fight club, Like what's up the club?
Speaker 1: The bloody, the bloody look at them? Where you fucking
Speaker 1: the girl out?
Speaker 4: There's a there is only one good scene in the
Speaker 4: Mortal Combat Annihilation, and it's when Jax is fighting Syrax
Speaker 4: And there's like a moment where I hate that because
Speaker 4: they made him so black in that fucking movie because
Speaker 4: he was just Jackson the first one. He just appeared,
Speaker 4: and then they hired this guy that's like, oh, we
Speaker 4: kind of want comic relief, we want nineties basketball, like
Speaker 4: Quippie fucking I was like this, this is embarrassing. But
Speaker 4: he has a moment where he actually sucks up Syrax
Speaker 4: a little bit and then he just does this good
Speaker 4: and it's so I'm like, it's like Barrett from.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I like, so that's it's so
Speaker 1: crazy because Barrett was not written like that, but that
Speaker 1: is the energy Barrett gave off, you know, because like
Speaker 1: Barrett in this remake is not a nigga. He's just
Speaker 1: a black man. He is, but like the energy everybody
Speaker 1: assumed he has. You can't stop being like it works.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously, the problem with Augustus Cole. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Well, Cole, it makes sense Cole was
Speaker 1: like that. Though Cole is an act I think he's
Speaker 1: gonna act that way very like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think most fantastical, fantastical, fantastical, fantastical settings are
Speaker 3: benefited by that presence.
Speaker 1: Personally, I like I like the Sergeant Johnson, the call.
Speaker 3: The Barrett. I think it adds something that I think is.
Speaker 1: Really when they die, it's always really funny when they die.
Speaker 1: They will die for some reason. We always die.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's a fun presence. There's no doubt
Speaker 3: that being changed in that way made that game a
Speaker 3: lot more fun.
Speaker 4: Look, it's definitely fun. But there is the only caveat.
Speaker 3: The only caveat is I'm like, damn, the only It's like.
Speaker 1: Just the only the onlys Like, you know, it's the
Speaker 1: one role and they give it a Robert Downey junior
Speaker 1: as you know, to play Lincoln o Cyrus.
Speaker 4: The thing is like, it's just that, that's all. But
Speaker 4: at the same time, I enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy the nature of him being I like
Speaker 1: the nature of them being loud and being more like passionate.
Speaker 1: But I don't like them just being like a catch
Speaker 1: phrase machine, you know, like I.
Speaker 2: Mean, I mean, I mean realistic.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I love, but realistically, Marcus isn't really that
Speaker 3: different though. He's easy, just like the way he's the
Speaker 3: same thing. He's just like a generic white protagonist.
Speaker 4: He's just like with his bat like he has a pandemic,
Speaker 4: but as well, we have a backwards hat. That's essentially
Speaker 4: what it's like.
Speaker 1: Literally, I feel there's images of him on a backwards
Speaker 1: like that exists.
Speaker 3: He's just like if fred Durst was masculine.
Speaker 4: Ye sweet, that would hurt him.
Speaker 1: Sweet, I love that reload.
Speaker 4: Right, yes, sweet, Or you'll pick up something.
Speaker 3: Sweet, like one of the cogs, sweet sweet, a.
Speaker 1: Dead man's identity, sweet sweet. I love how monstrous they are.
Speaker 1: They're like, they're like really terrifying people.
Speaker 3: Walking tubes of spam. It's insane. It's just meat tubes,
Speaker 3: these people. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you think the three of us have stop ball? Like, no, no, whatever,
Speaker 1: you think we can stop one of them? I don't
Speaker 1: think we could stop markets.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think we can stop many of the humans.
Speaker 3: Maybe a wretch, a.
Speaker 1: Wretch you want to have a wretch because we could.
Speaker 1: I think we could stop a red nuts, but I
Speaker 1: think one would claw into one of us and then
Speaker 1: we would lose the will to fight. Scared. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I think all the time. And this is like
Speaker 1: that because like a dog, like a wolf comes in
Speaker 1: right now, right, we could kill a wolf, but a
Speaker 1: wolf would bite one of us. We would see what
Speaker 1: would happen when they one of us, and the fights
Speaker 1: out of our hearts were like.
Speaker 3: We can't do that, maybe, but are we talking about
Speaker 3: one wretch or like a group of wretches? Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, what a group of wretches were done one?
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, here's the only problem. Because my
Speaker 3: first thought was whoa I can shotgun blast a wretched death?
Speaker 3: But then I'm like, wait, their shotguns are probably the
Speaker 3: equivalent of like fifty cannons or something a little one,
Speaker 3: little little like what are they called the little little
Speaker 3: like hoppers?
Speaker 1: What they call are you talking about the little tickers?
Speaker 3: Talk about tickers?
Speaker 1: You're done, you're doing well? Yeah, you're just there.
Speaker 4: They just have to run away from minds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta like you gotta like make it engage.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: I loved being controlling tickers when you would be dude,
Speaker 4: that ship was cool kicking them at somebody?
Speaker 3: What are they called?
Speaker 1: Are they called the wretches? We just have guns? No
Speaker 1: about up around? Okay, yeah, there's no not we could.
Speaker 1: I don't think we could. I think we could probably
Speaker 1: kill one of them. I don't think you understand, man.
Speaker 1: I think I think the three of us would probably
Speaker 1: kill one of them, but I think the damage would sustain.
Speaker 1: We could not fight off another one.
Speaker 3: What one?
Speaker 1: What one wretch? I don't know, maybe because I think
Speaker 1: I think we would be someone one of us will
Speaker 1: be severely lacerated.
Speaker 4: I just don't know if we can handle anything big
Speaker 4: enough to take him down, because you can take them
Speaker 4: down with one shotgun blast, right, But we could we can.
Speaker 4: I think we'll see it. Like I'm saying, their shot.
Speaker 3: You can't punch one of those things to death.
Speaker 1: Because you gotta stop. Just stomp closed door on head,
Speaker 1: get top of toilet bowls, slam on the.
Speaker 3: Back of the head, stomp. There's just a lot of stops.
Speaker 1: The problem.
Speaker 3: See, the problem is there.
Speaker 4: I want to know the the I want to know
Speaker 4: how destructive their weapons are compared to like a normal
Speaker 4: human weapon, Like what what what.
Speaker 3: Their shotguns would do in comparison, Yeah to like a
Speaker 3: normal like contemporary shotgun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because those shotguns are cool.
Speaker 3: Those are cool looking shotguns, but also like they feel
Speaker 3: like nuclear they feel like now, the.
Speaker 4: Fact that people like that would Coal shoot it and move,
Speaker 4: would we be able to would we be able to
Speaker 4: hold one of those things?
Speaker 3: And the fact that they people like and hit fight
Speaker 3: like and then they're the top half of their body.
Speaker 1: That's real. It's just what happens in that game.
Speaker 3: Iterates the entire torso of a person, my densest part
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 1: They're also not slow, like based on the size they are,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be far like Coal is like in his
Speaker 1: stat books, he's like abnormal. They talk about how normally
Speaker 1: quick he is. He runs some of his side Coal
Speaker 1: Augustus Coal.
Speaker 3: Tiptoes at seventy nine miles an hour. That is, how
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 4: It's like when one of those cars, those like Safari
Speaker 4: things are like running by a cheetah and ship and
Speaker 4: they slow it down and it doesn't look.
Speaker 3: Like they're really going fast, and so he's just like,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Put it next to a car, just tipping on his toes.
Speaker 1: He was in a freaking thunderdome and you find me.
Speaker 1: He's just so I'm like, he's not even looking at them.
Speaker 1: He's like, y'all came and join the party, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this guy, these creatures are monsters. There are humans. Six
Speaker 1: of those things could probably kill a whole army of people.
Speaker 3: A long time ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, a long time ago. They probably was humans.
Speaker 4: They colonized other galaxies eventually, So this is so far
Speaker 4: in the future now, and they're just this is just
Speaker 4: the genetic spire versions of like their.
Speaker 3: Their atmosphere on that planet just gives them like a
Speaker 3: lot of oxygen or something.
Speaker 1: They're just like they're capable of just being.
Speaker 4: Even the fucking locus. Why are they so jacked?
Speaker 1: The underground just aren't people. So they're like they're they're
Speaker 1: coming together. Could make that probaba and that's really fun.
Speaker 1: Probably an imagine having a fucking debate with a berserker.
Speaker 4: No, did you did you get one to sit down?
Speaker 1: That's the first first and before can they sit they
Speaker 1: know what's sitting in? I don't know, fall down like
Speaker 1: they relaxed.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the look the normal looking berserkers not relaxed.
Speaker 1: They're like they're doing it the twitch, it never stops
Speaker 1: like binged acting.
Speaker 3: Dude, when it touches you.
Speaker 1: At the church, dude. The way they run, like literally
Speaker 1: it touches you. Imagine something. What if they're scared? What
Speaker 1: if they're actually just scared. I'm sure they are, like like,
Speaker 1: they're not angry or aggressive, They're just really scared of
Speaker 1: anything they hear. They think it's someone that can help them.
Speaker 2: That's just how they cry.
Speaker 3: So they run at you to get help. They're they're like,
Speaker 3: please help me, help me. They're looking for this is
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. I'm blind, I can't
Speaker 1: seed used to be able to see. No, no, they're
Speaker 1: not making noise anymore. Please let need someone help me.
Speaker 3: The way that they cry is that they sprint blindly
Speaker 3: at sounds, roar and pop people.
Speaker 1: That's the way they e that's I need help. I
Speaker 1: will never forget berserkers. I got every enemy in video games.
Speaker 1: I can't forget them because of how off the rails
Speaker 1: that encounter is.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing about them is how they address them
Speaker 4: as she Oh yeah, that is females. When you hear
Speaker 4: that your of course, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I look at the water react.
Speaker 4: I never thought of it in that.
Speaker 1: Sex react minimal minimalness.
Speaker 3: The dude, they're they're angry and scared, so they can't
Speaker 3: even see bro. That is that is maybe I've never
Speaker 3: thought about it in that way.
Speaker 1: But of course not because you're normal. You're not fucking
Speaker 1: you're not a fucking actual masades.
Speaker 2: Of this, Yes, in his shades playing Gears of Wars, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, of.
Speaker 1: Course that's a look at his fucking bitch. Here's a bitch.
Speaker 1: The rest of pimper out for a good ten He.
Speaker 4: Would, he would, you would find out a way to
Speaker 4: this dude like shows up at the hotel, like all right,
Speaker 4: So how much that laugh was?
Speaker 3: Like Marcus so much? I can't even imagine that, Actually,
Speaker 3: I think Marcus, I can't imagine imagine somebody saying, like
Speaker 3: giving saying a joke like set up punchline.
Speaker 1: Then Marcu's going and probably do damage for you. You
Speaker 1: might go to probably gotta roll a concave after you
Speaker 1: laugh so you don't get hurt. I got a twelve hour.
Speaker 3: That funny Phoenix. What are you talking about? You mean? Holmes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, love how I love how Dom is
Speaker 1: like just a good friend whole time, and he constantly
Speaker 1: gets cucked by the universe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all he does is get cut by the
Speaker 3: That's what that game taught me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm That's why I'm made Socio.
Speaker 3: I had everything when I was a kid, but I
Speaker 3: understood that it was a bad thing and it gets
Speaker 3: you shot on and sold.
Speaker 1: So I sold it to the government.
Speaker 3: To imagine getting your fucking morals from Gears, I'm not
Speaker 3: even getting those moral Imagine learning that lesson specifically from Gears.
Speaker 1: That series about sacrifice constantly.
Speaker 3: Like immediately the importance of like Carmarderie, your family. You
Speaker 3: just get, like, oh, being a good person's bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If Dom was just a kind of a cunt,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have went through any of this.
Speaker 3: If Dom didn't care about his wife, and he wouldn't
Speaker 3: be so broken up about it. Right, Why am I
Speaker 3: gonna care about my wife? Yeah, there would have been
Speaker 3: no reason for him to kill himself for nothing.
Speaker 1: Care about people. I'm superior now, I mean better than everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like all right, whatever, bitch, I'll find somebody else,
Speaker 4: you know, let me see it. Let me see I
Speaker 4: score on you.
Speaker 3: Let me let me see like.
Speaker 1: Blows he blows his wife's head out and it goes
Speaker 1: and fucks on your Yeah, mar over brain matter. It's like, dang,
Speaker 1: that's hardcore.
Speaker 3: Marcus is looking with his hairline, touching his eyebrows, his hairline,
Speaker 3: and here's ad three is so fucking say.
Speaker 1: I have a small forehead, but that motherfucker's forehead is
Speaker 1: imagine his forehead. It's not it's not even a quarter
Speaker 1: of yours. It's insane.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy, Marcus, You're hideous. Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Anya, that hurts.
Speaker 3: I'm so sad. Get the get the fuck out of
Speaker 3: your marketism. I'm in the middle of your girl.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, we're talking about cod.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the R n C.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it.
Speaker 3: Did you see that the grinder app crashed around around
Speaker 3: the Republican National Convention because so many clocks it gave
Speaker 3: people were hooking up on grinder.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The CEO came out and he's like, it's the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: The R and C is is a super Bowl Grinder.
Speaker 4: That's so damn And it's funny to see the confirmation
Speaker 4: because this is things that we already knew. It's like, say, oh,
Speaker 4: Catholicism shuffling around pedophiles, like we all know these things.
Speaker 1: Mega funny that that's real, Like I love that.
Speaker 4: Good for them, they're all like who who other than
Speaker 4: people that's you know that hate the gays so much,
Speaker 4: or all the ones shoving all this cock down the throats.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's always that. It's also a.
Speaker 1: Fact that he's like, it's like the super Bowl. It's
Speaker 1: the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: The CEO came out was like, it's a super Bowl
Speaker 4: fucking up for Grinder with the rn C. Every time
Speaker 4: the R and C comes up that they have that
Speaker 4: sweet convention, his traffic shoots up. And somebody who at
Speaker 4: the rn C showed an example of all of the
Speaker 4: members that are on Grinder that you're swiping are feet away,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like they're they're within the vicinity.
Speaker 3: They're staring at you.
Speaker 4: In fact, so if you if you're a you're a
Speaker 4: gay person that loves quote unquote straits, because you know,
Speaker 4: there's these these gay dupers that, yeah, flippers, I didn't
Speaker 4: know they call that, but I love that.
Speaker 1: Like, but the whole thing is alipper.
Speaker 4: It's I feel like, I feel like it is impossible.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's you're either if if you're a
Speaker 4: straight guy that likes to fuck the dudes every once
Speaker 4: in a while, you're just bisexual.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, there's there's no you.
Speaker 2: Don't you don't flounder between them if you're not like
Speaker 2: by not.
Speaker 1: Consistently, you can't, Like what the thing is, I think
Speaker 1: you can. You can have a gay experience. You can,
Speaker 1: you can, you can, you can try to be in
Speaker 1: an experiment, right, and you can. You can think, you
Speaker 1: can think you're gay for a while, but in the
Speaker 1: back of your mind, you know, your back in mind,
Speaker 1: you're like, Yo, I'm fucking these guys. I really don't
Speaker 1: like doing this. I don't know why I'm doing this.
Speaker 1: Why did you keep doing it?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I feel like that line crosses way before, like fucking
Speaker 3: guys multiple times, Like you find that out maybe with
Speaker 3: like a kiss or or like.
Speaker 1: You know, like a pheromone. How many have done it?
Speaker 1: Making a straight man have fucked how many games.
Speaker 3: The whole point they're straight, they're bisexually.
Speaker 1: How many gay men have constantly women?
Speaker 3: And that's not that's because it's socially unacceptable to be
Speaker 3: like what they used to be. I agree they're they're
Speaker 3: bearding it up.
Speaker 1: I agree. I also know there's gay men that like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I think girls are pretty fine, and it's like,
Speaker 1: that's not exactly gay. That's that's my argument that you're
Speaker 1: not exactly gay.
Speaker 4: If you enjoy fucking girls and you swear you're gay, Like, well.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think.
Speaker 3: They're bisexual, but they lean very heavily in one direction. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's and that's entirely fine. That's I mean, not for me,
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 1: Think that's evil, but like generally I think that's that's terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's it's such a that is.
Speaker 4: I think that's how bisexuality works. I don't think it's more.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, I think you can if you're
Speaker 1: if you lie once or twice, you're not a liar.
Speaker 1: But if you if you've gained more than once, not
Speaker 1: exactly a gay gay.
Speaker 3: I feel like I think if you've done I think,
Speaker 3: if you've definitely lose count and you're fucking.
Speaker 4: Gay, I think the more. Yeah, if you, of course,
Speaker 4: of course you have gay tendencies for sure. I think
Speaker 4: if you if you've more than once been with men,
Speaker 4: you liked it enough that you wanted to do it again.
Speaker 4: You liked it enough that you wanted to try again,
Speaker 4: for sure, because I would think especially a human adult
Speaker 4: person would be.
Speaker 3: Like their first experience.
Speaker 1: A dog, pretty but pretty.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you would like while it's happening, you'd
Speaker 4: probably be like, I'm not really that into this. Like say,
Speaker 4: if you're at a club or a bar and then
Speaker 4: you're like, le let's see what happened.
Speaker 1: We get the realization that you finish it up and
Speaker 1: you're like if you're sucking a guy again.
Speaker 3: If you're a few minutes into getting dicked down, and
Speaker 3: then you look in the mirror and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Into this the fifty right, you're about to bust and
Speaker 4: wait wait wait, wait wait wait nah, things need to change, sir.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, I'm not into this, and then I'm
Speaker 4: gonna got myself off.
Speaker 1: Stop. First of all, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think any like monkey brain person that's in the
Speaker 4: middle of sex would just stop. I think they would
Speaker 4: not and then be like, what have I done?
Speaker 3: And that's how.
Speaker 1: You like, Dang, I just fuck this gay. He's shakings quiver.
Speaker 1: This guy guy, it's an episode.
Speaker 4: He's blissfully just fucking hemorrhaging, not bliss is so you
Speaker 4: like hurt him.
Speaker 1: That's not good and then you're like, dag, what am
Speaker 1: I doing? Let me go out on his face real
Speaker 1: quicker to get out of here. It's insane.
Speaker 3: It's like the video of the elephants stomped stepping on
Speaker 3: that guy while he was trying to feed him.
Speaker 4: You know that guy wasn't have been doing horrible ship
Speaker 4: to him.
Speaker 2: I mean changed my perspective on elephants real quick.
Speaker 1: Hey what about the elephant that killed that woman? And then.
Speaker 3: I assumed that that woman did something wrong. But this
Speaker 3: guy was genuinely like just tenderly, tenderly feeding well, he
Speaker 3: was showing us. He was like, this video is crazy
Speaker 3: because he's it's like toothpast so much. It's one of
Speaker 3: the craziest videos ever seen.
Speaker 1: You want to see it? No elephant is my favorite.
Speaker 4: Absolute don't want to see.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see an elephant crush man.
Speaker 1: I've definitely seen him do like really fuck things already.
Speaker 1: I was wanting to pick up a girl on toss
Speaker 1: her like I actually lift her up the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, it didn't do it, It didn't do
Speaker 1: with any intel attention because of the fact that thought
Speaker 1: it was playing with.
Speaker 3: Her, Well how do you know that way?
Speaker 1: But you can't say that what was playing with her?
Speaker 1: Like playing back and forth? I mean, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: tell though.
Speaker 3: I was like, gotcha, bitch, you can't read elephant minds.
Speaker 3: You're not Caesar Milan. But for elephants, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But they're there, Elephant Milan. Elephants are actually really gentle.
Speaker 1: The problem is that they're just also still elephants or Dumbo.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Planet that Caesar is a type of dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess so, I
Speaker 4: guess it's a real name. No, his real name is
Speaker 4: dog Milan. But they were like, dude, that's two on
Speaker 4: the nose. We're gonna have to change your name for
Speaker 4: this show. Yeah, hello, I'm dog Malon.
Speaker 3: And then Seizar the Bowning Hunt, you're that you're the guy.
Speaker 3: Of course, it was like a fucking anyway, I believe
Speaker 3: that guy exists, Like, it doesn't seem real. He doesn't
Speaker 3: say that there was a TV show or like Comedy
Speaker 3: Central or something, right, But I mean like it seemed like, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, do you ever Assie McGee, you ever see
Speaker 3: that show. Yeah, yeah, it's like remind he reminded me
Speaker 3: of like, oh, we'd write him into one of those
Speaker 3: TV show you.
Speaker 2: Would see on a TV g t A yeah or something,
Speaker 2: a real show.
Speaker 4: Dog abound with this stupid fucking mullet in Hawaii, you know,
Speaker 4: probably beating up a bunch of natives, because I'm sure
Speaker 4: that's all the show was.
Speaker 3: If you talked about you, Hunter, I'm gonna throw this
Speaker 3: native into a cage.
Speaker 1: Brought to you by Verizon, and then I'm a flying
Speaker 1: volcano and drop him into the volcano.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this virgin Those volcano episodes are crazy. But Hulk
Speaker 3: Cogan was at the r n C. He gave a
Speaker 3: he gave a little speech.
Speaker 4: His speech, he ripped off his shirt, did the whole shtick,
Speaker 4: and he was like, you know, my daughter still buck blacks,
Speaker 4: and I know Trump's gonna do something about that.
Speaker 3: Trump's gonna help me.
Speaker 1: He's gonna help me put it, help me get back
Speaker 1: to my former glory brother or missgenation?
Speaker 4: What's it called miscigenation? Is that right, missigyny?
Speaker 3: So would it be misgenation? I don't I know what
Speaker 3: you're trying to say, missigiation.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I saw like an idiot right now. I know what
Speaker 4: you're trying to say.
Speaker 3: Any miscegyeny, mistogyny, No, it's not misogyny.
Speaker 4: No, when when it's inter racial interracial fucking, it's called
Speaker 4: like miscegyny, it's something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been too long because I've had any of
Speaker 1: these racist conversations.
Speaker 3: You don't thinking about these things because like it never,
Speaker 3: it never crosses my mind that issue.
Speaker 2: I think it's missagenation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think, what whatever, brother, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know interracial fucking anymore.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be in law Trump's gonna do it. Project
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five, aged forty.
Speaker 1: Oh no a white dude.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, she gave in to her fucking uh who.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a hockey player.
Speaker 4: If you marry a black man, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 3: And she's like, no, dad, stop ya. Honestly, I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking. This is not like a a slide or anything.
Speaker 3: I really thought Hulkogan was dead for a while already,
Speaker 3: Like I just I for some reason just assumed that
Speaker 3: that was true. He looks dead because I haven't heard
Speaker 3: anything from him. Since since the Gawker case. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: when he like sued Gawker into the ground. That was great,
Speaker 3: That was really good. What a good time.
Speaker 1: What a fucking guy was so stupid?
Speaker 3: Cocker sucked, so stupid.
Speaker 4: You know, whenever I hear the word Gowker reminds me
Speaker 4: of that dumb bitch, that fake feminist chick that was
Speaker 4: like in the in the uber and this dude had
Speaker 4: a bobble head like this Asian dude. Oh yeah, you're
Speaker 4: gonna be on Docker and she said like something about
Speaker 4: the continent. You don't care about that continent of Hawaii
Speaker 4: and the way she was saying.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It was just a website, like it was like a
Speaker 3: was under it, and like it was just like a
Speaker 3: like a family of websites that would just like report
Speaker 3: and stuff that they had, Like they had this weird
Speaker 3: like I remember there was one specific article that was
Speaker 3: like here's every registered gun owner in New York City
Speaker 3: and it would just docks them. It was like it
Speaker 3: was the most insane shit ever, like every hate them,
Speaker 3: like like genuinely, Like there was a point, like I
Speaker 3: think like they went on TV and liberals and conservatives were.
Speaker 1: Like, you suck. We hate you.
Speaker 3: Finally did the fucking uh the most unified I've ever
Speaker 3: seen anybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did the fucking the petator.
Speaker 3: Fucking yeah.
Speaker 4: I love that shit, man. That's why I want to
Speaker 4: get back. I want to get back to that in
Speaker 4: this country. And I feel like, look, there's a possibility
Speaker 4: we're on the custom. Okay, okay. So a few presidented
Speaker 4: things happen. So Trump almost got off and the response
Speaker 4: was so mid from every corner, Like I was actually
Speaker 4: kind of shocked. I was thinking there was gonna be
Speaker 4: more uh, the you know, the people on the right
Speaker 4: were gonna literally be like like, you know, you ever
Speaker 4: seen a chicken panic? Like I thought, like I ever
Speaker 4: have you ever hit a chicken in the Legend of Zelda?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah of course.
Speaker 1: So you see them when they're like panicking and shin
Speaker 1: there's like a little sweat coming off it and ship Like,
Speaker 1: I thought there was gonna be this doomsday and then
Speaker 1: I thought the polls were gonna already reflect some ship.
Speaker 4: I thought there was gonna be everything's been kind.
Speaker 3: Of it has been kind of like whatever I was.
Speaker 3: I think if you if you're online, it's probably like doomsdayish,
Speaker 3: but you're looking for it, man, but just got.
Speaker 1: To look for it really.
Speaker 4: Yea, even in like on the outs, I was thinking
Speaker 4: I was gonna see more of a response, and I
Speaker 4: feel like it was actually since I think since he
Speaker 4: didn't like get like a bullet wound, like say, having
Speaker 4: an exit wound or something, really didn't do it for
Speaker 4: a lot of people. I kind of know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about, because like the ear thing was almost like
Speaker 4: kind of I think after a while people.
Speaker 2: Kind of like, you know, like that didn't really it's
Speaker 2: a pretty lame gun.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty lame wound. Out really comes out like,
Speaker 1: look at me, it's fucked up, because I I would
Speaker 1: respect it a little bit. I'm a little keebler.
Speaker 3: Look at me, I'm building cookies in a jury.
Speaker 1: That was bar was actually.
Speaker 4: Beat over that real fast.
Speaker 3: Look at me building cookies. Look at me making cookies
Speaker 3: in a tree.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when the immigrants were near pepperage farm,
Speaker 5: remembers pepper that's me.
Speaker 1: Farm.
Speaker 2: I have pepperage and the farm.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get that farm back to the best farm
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 1: Good on American farm.
Speaker 5: No more air raps taking our pepperage.
Speaker 1: Bro. That's what they every time so nonsensical, they still
Speaker 1: go nuts and I'm like, they're not even listening.
Speaker 3: I will build a big boat.
Speaker 6: I will, I will find I will slip a little
Speaker 6: cookies in your pockets if you vote for me, I
Speaker 6: will slip a little a tiny little elf cookie.
Speaker 3: That might get me, dude, that might get me. Actually,
Speaker 3: if I woke up the next morning at election and
Speaker 3: I had like a little little breakfast tree exciting, this
Speaker 3: is a real deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. You guys turned coat that easily,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, Wow, everyone suck coats off already.
Speaker 3: But if you didn't, if you will tomorrow morning with
Speaker 3: the Keebler elf cookie with you know what, the one
Speaker 3: with the chocolate glaze on it, a little dribble on
Speaker 3: it and just resting on your pillow, would you not
Speaker 3: be like, he's.
Speaker 1: Trump? Did it?
Speaker 3: I didn't do nothing, And then you're like, oh he
Speaker 3: is him?
Speaker 4: When would you not do that? Would you not be like, no,
Speaker 4: Trump is.
Speaker 1: My core scared?
Speaker 3: Would you not literally spawn maca hat? Do you remember
Speaker 3: this is a specific this is a specific thing. But
Speaker 3: oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was my New York.
Speaker 3: I know that I haven't seen it here, but there
Speaker 3: were these like kind of like these breakfast kind of
Speaker 3: pastry things were like these crumbly thing you would they
Speaker 3: were supposed to happen with, like coffee, But there are
Speaker 3: these crumb crumbly like s shaped kind of things.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was like entimens or what,
Speaker 2: but like sounds like it a damn whatever.
Speaker 3: I've been looking for these things and I can't find
Speaker 3: and then they're so they're really delicious in a bland way.
Speaker 3: I think you would like them. Actually, I love I
Speaker 3: love things. I can find them, I'll bring some because
Speaker 3: they're fucking weirdly good. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I love things and I hate it. I don't because
Speaker 1: I get made fun of for like I like. I like.
Speaker 1: I like things too, I like flavorful things. But I
Speaker 1: also have a serious love for this blandness. Like I'd
Speaker 1: go to I'd go to like Chinese buffets and get
Speaker 1: chicken and brockel the white.
Speaker 3: Right, I go to the Chinese get the fortune cookie.
Speaker 3: That's it, paint, put a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, put a little bit of milk inside, don't
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't take the fortune out either. It's the best part.
Speaker 3: I have a little piece of paper that I slip
Speaker 3: at each one of them.
Speaker 1: It says, get on it, and I love it. I
Speaker 1: love It's my favorite thing to do. I sneak little
Speaker 1: slurs and the fortune cookies, dude eating with a nice
Speaker 1: bowl of milk, the less mister Trump, president, mister president,
Speaker 1: mister former president whatever.
Speaker 4: The emphasis on and the f slur was magnificent. Could
Speaker 4: you could you elaborate on how you feel so strongly
Speaker 4: about that word.
Speaker 2: I think it's got a nice couple of g's in there.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite double swear. I don't say any other
Speaker 1: one in public.
Speaker 4: But that's when sorry, you don't think you don't think
Speaker 4: nuggets are better?
Speaker 1: What you call me?
Speaker 3: You're uh?
Speaker 4: And then then the they shot me.
Speaker 1: The crowd, the crowd, The crowd's yelling, so they shot me.
Speaker 1: Crowd is yelling so loud, you're taking thunder Damn the
Speaker 1: timestamp down. It's like shot in the back by Bartop,
Speaker 1: not by Turtless. And he's like, have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1: Were you talking about Turtless? Yeah? And Go gets shot
Speaker 1: in the back by Turtless and it's it's super It's
Speaker 1: like way more Vistil than the others has ever been?
Speaker 4: Is that from the tree of my I haven't seen
Speaker 4: that since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: You guys gonna be actually never saw that movie.
Speaker 3: You never saw it? No, I just remember seeing turtles
Speaker 3: in the games and being like, who they?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you fucking dark colored? Why
Speaker 1: are you doing in my fucking game? Is in the
Speaker 1: dragon Ball ball game, you know, like go koids.
Speaker 3: I mean there's there are some Gokids in that game.
Speaker 3: There are there are characters that are just Gokus. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's it, turtlet is and they're Gokids.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what I say?
Speaker 1: Is that inaccurate? Is that sucking?
Speaker 3: Uh? What?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's still Goku?
Speaker 3: Never mind? Never mind.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say the fucking g t Goku.
Speaker 3: And then there's Vegeta's brother, who's a he's a he's
Speaker 3: a veg gro vagina.
Speaker 1: He's a little cut.
Speaker 3: He's like China, what a scouter on your ass power level?
Speaker 1: It's it's two.
Speaker 3: We're watching the dragon Ball scene where oh my god, wow,
Speaker 3: that actually looks like Goku is fucking being shot up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 3: Sonny at the toll booth like actually son.
Speaker 4: And then what he says himself, Look, look how I
Speaker 4: massacred my boy myself, myself.
Speaker 3: Look how I massacred my little go coin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that must be really confusing if you've never seen
Speaker 4: the Tree of Mite. And then you're like, why wait,
Speaker 4: Goku with the super Saint, with with the with the
Speaker 4: fucking the freezer, the freezer. Yeah yeah, why is he blasting?
Speaker 1: Actually yeah?
Speaker 3: I actually darker. Also, I think what I thought when
Speaker 3: I saw him in the game was like, oh, this
Speaker 3: must be like, I don't know, some weird movie where
Speaker 3: there's like an alternate Like my thought was like alternate
Speaker 3: future kind of movie where like Goku was like a
Speaker 3: turned into a saying, like like a normal saying kind
Speaker 3: of warlord. Like Also Goku black too, right, Yeah, there's black.
Speaker 3: So many fucking gokoids, man, there's enough of them that
Speaker 3: they need a sub category. They do because it's not
Speaker 3: really piccoloids. There's Namox. There is no no because Nail
Speaker 3: literally is a copy of pic that's the only one,
Speaker 3: and they fuse they still actually look a little different.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: Nail looks exactly like do that's it, though, only it's
Speaker 3: only nailed.
Speaker 1: Do they only nail all the other exactly, Like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be you're gonna look at it, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: just stressed out.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time.
Speaker 4: But like, yeah, nails, I'm sure you're right, but I
Speaker 4: just don't remember seeing nail as Oh that looks literally
Speaker 4: like pickles. It's probably I'm thrown off by something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're We're fifty minutes and just talk about, Oh,
Speaker 3: the Halo show is dead, which is I'm really happy about,
Speaker 3: you know, at least one thing, one thing, but the
Speaker 3: show is dead.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna like that. We're not gonna like that.
Speaker 2: But like I think, dude, I really good. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know anybody who was sad about this.
Speaker 1: I actually did he did?
Speaker 3: Actually, Oh, yeah you didn't see of course you didn't,
Speaker 3: because why would you watch it?
Speaker 1: Why would you watch it?
Speaker 3: Oh, the Garbiter is one of the main characters in
Speaker 3: the second season, and he dies immediately. I don't know
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Uh no, it's not. It's like a different alternate like
Speaker 3: which all also like who cares at that point?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: So he really no he didn't? Did it really die?
Speaker 1: I look up.
Speaker 3: You don't have to watch it, but you can look
Speaker 3: up like a Halo show. Arbiter dies. It is the
Speaker 3: fucking stupidest ship. I stopped watching instantly, by the way,
Speaker 3: the second they land on the ring he dies.
Speaker 4: I stopped watching when he was in like an entire episode, like,
Speaker 4: well not maybe the entire episode, but they're doing that
Speaker 4: whole firefight and he was not in his uh uh
Speaker 4: his and his uh his armor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was kind of like, I don't need
Speaker 3: to see this.
Speaker 4: And then I was seeing the explanation why they did
Speaker 4: that too, because they were explaining as if they were
Speaker 4: two different entities, like the millneare armor right, is like
Speaker 4: is almost.
Speaker 3: His master chief, and this John Nigga is not the
Speaker 3: master chief. And I'm like, I'm sorry, what what I they? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean he said that. I believe him.
Speaker 4: Now, it's really it's no, that's bad. That's actually really strange.
Speaker 4: I guess I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't people.
Speaker 4: I guess a lot of people stopped watching it because
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 4: I didn't even hear a lot of people complain about that.
Speaker 3: Uh at that point. It was nobody cared at that point,
Speaker 3: But I didn't even give a ship.
Speaker 4: It's just weird to see people just.
Speaker 3: Not what if we made Mega Man a pedophile, It's like,
Speaker 3: what do you doing?
Speaker 4: I want, I do really do wonder about those executive
Speaker 4: decisions of hiring people who don't care about the actual
Speaker 4: like original the IP.
Speaker 1: It's really strange. I like the show that, like because
Speaker 1: in the Games are Chief, Chief is fueled by plot armor,
Speaker 1: but Chief is not killing elites the way that it
Speaker 1: depicts them can in the world, Like in the world
Speaker 1: you beat the funk out of elites, like real actuality,
Speaker 1: elites would throw around spartans, so it would be more.
Speaker 3: Like legendary, like you're playing it on the higher heardest difficulty,
Speaker 3: you know, where it would be hard to deal with
Speaker 3: most of those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that they can jump up like a
Speaker 1: few stories is pretty insane. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 4: I mean everybody, especially when you're talking about an FPS man,
Speaker 4: everything has to be kind of because you would.
Speaker 1: Get grazed ahead by one pistol bullet and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel.
Speaker 3: They should make a They should make a real estic
Speaker 3: call of duty where if you get shot in the knee,
Speaker 3: you get you get wheeled off into into an infirmary
Speaker 3: for three to three to seven months, and then you
Speaker 3: get shipped home to your wife.
Speaker 4: You crazy, I play the.
Speaker 1: Would not do you think you'd play that ship? And
Speaker 1: then you'd be like, dude, playing to finish it, right,
Speaker 1: you do? You do one time to finish it. You'd
Speaker 1: be like, that ship was so depressing, Please don't play
Speaker 1: that game. It would be the same. It's the same funny.
Speaker 1: It's not funny.
Speaker 3: It's the same philosophy that like from soft games do
Speaker 3: when like you when boss kills you, and then you
Speaker 3: have to run all the way back. Yeah, that's kind
Speaker 3: of the thing. It's like you get shot, Okay, now
Speaker 3: you got to go into the infirm of.
Speaker 1: You for a little bit.
Speaker 3: You have to go go home to your wife, your
Speaker 3: wife cheats on you, and then you can come back
Speaker 3: to war. I kind of like you lost. I kind
Speaker 3: of like that. It's like Semi iron Man, where if
Speaker 3: you get like an actual headshot or if you get killed,
Speaker 3: you have to start over to start the game over.
Speaker 1: Doom Doom play sixteen. Yeah I want to start over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everybody's thing.
Speaker 4: But that's that's what I mean, Like, it's it's the
Speaker 4: iron Man challenge that you if you die, which I
Speaker 4: would never do that ever.
Speaker 3: I got pretty far into twenty sixteen actually, and then
Speaker 3: I died and I was like, okay, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: you were trying. I actually never played it again. It
Speaker 3: was like the last time I played it, you don't
Speaker 3: I don't have the chakra for that.
Speaker 1: Like the.
Speaker 3: I got so far into and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 3: it's going good, and then the right one I was
Speaker 3: feeling good.
Speaker 4: You know, you know what deters me one time. It
Speaker 4: was especially because there's no checkpoints in old school Capcom games.
Speaker 4: You had to like ribbon it or you had to
Speaker 4: do you had to go out of your way to save.
Speaker 4: If you did not save, you're fucked. So I was
Speaker 4: just like, I was so good at any Musha Warlords.
Speaker 1: I was so good.
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna speed
Speaker 4: run this, I'm gonna kill it. I was so good
Speaker 4: at the game that I made one clerical error where
Speaker 4: there's a puzzle the water's filling up in this one
Speaker 4: thing and your partner, the ninja chick, has to like
Speaker 4: figure out the puzzle so you don't drown. I fucked
Speaker 4: up and didn't even consider that. I'm like, oh wait,
Speaker 4: I have to, like, I actually panicked and I lost,
Speaker 4: and to be fair, yeah, to be fair, it's not
Speaker 4: ultra far into the game, but it's far enough from like,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that again. I was so fucking annoyed
Speaker 4: that I didn't even consider that, Ill, there's something that
Speaker 4: I might actually lose that that's not combat.
Speaker 1: Not too confident, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, like in a
Speaker 4: Mario game, the biggest threat is falling in a hole,
Speaker 4: Like that's actually the biggest threat. You're not gonna like
Speaker 4: get You're not You're not gonna you can so easily
Speaker 4: avoid any actual threats about well, I mean, if we're
Speaker 4: talking about To me, it's always been like, even as.
Speaker 1: How old is Peach, it's a grown woman.
Speaker 4: I think at least I feel like she's I literally
Speaker 4: have no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look that up. Look that up.
Speaker 3: Look up how old Princess Peach. It's really upsetting, gonna
Speaker 3: come knock on my door right like thirty two. Mario
Speaker 3: is thirty two and balding, and uh, Peach is fourteen.
Speaker 3: I probably because that's especially it's it's Japan. Yeah, oh
Speaker 3: what yes, what do you see? What do you see?
Speaker 1: My nigga? What what is it? He's likely between her
Speaker 1: mid early Okay.
Speaker 4: That's a white gap.
Speaker 2: That's a wide, wide gap.
Speaker 1: She's likely fish.
Speaker 4: Go get it, go get Oh he's say what he
Speaker 4: comes out of hiding just for that.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I heard Peach is available.
Speaker 4: I heard pe Oh my god, they told me.
Speaker 3: But like whatever, she's only a sixteen years old. Mario
Speaker 3: trying to dissuade Cody Coke from sleeping with Princess Peach.
Speaker 3: Just fucking.
Speaker 4: Well, please please call mease you please?
Speaker 1: Are there not to sleeping with this miner? Oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: Mari for letting me know. Maria, thank you. And I
Speaker 1: don't know how he sounds that immediately.
Speaker 3: Grabs her, puts her under his arm, and it gets you.
Speaker 3: Hear the fucking door closing. Whow Just.
Speaker 1: You see Mario so sad?
Speaker 3: He dies from sad. That's him crying.
Speaker 1: Whoa, it's so sad.
Speaker 2: It's a tragic story.
Speaker 1: Do you think Yoshi? You think that Yoshi a killer bitner?
Speaker 1: Do you think that.
Speaker 2: Yoshi has the capacity to orgas him?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So Biden might step down, that's true, he might
Speaker 3: be gone.
Speaker 2: I actually didn't hear what you said. I actually heard
Speaker 2: what did you say? Explain yourself?
Speaker 3: Minority Ken, the the dinosaur with the tongue.
Speaker 1: Do you think Yoshi, with his abilities from smash bros,
Speaker 1: the combat oriented Yohan could kill yeah? I think yea,
Speaker 1: yeah kill chief. I think expect she could kill anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think there is a single person Yoshi wouldn't
Speaker 3: have missed.
Speaker 1: It would have been an egg. Could you imagine boom missing, missing, missing.
Speaker 7: And then the eggs is there, there's a dinosaur on
Speaker 7: that roof, and no one's addressed in, no one's addressed,
Speaker 7: and then there's just an egg.
Speaker 1: Just it's just secret Service.
Speaker 3: The Secret Service noticed the dinosaur on the roof, but
Speaker 3: didn't think anything of it, because I guess it doesn't
Speaker 3: I mean they thought it was quote unquote cute and adorable.
Speaker 4: Would that not be more plausible? No, Like, seriously, some
Speaker 4: crazy dinosaur looking thing on the roof.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, what the funk? If I saw a
Speaker 1: yoch and the roof, I would not stop. I'm screaming
Speaker 1: that's a yochie.
Speaker 4: I would, But think about it, you could not a
Speaker 4: guy with a rifle versus some mythical dinosaur. I feel
Speaker 4: like not acting on the dinosaur makes more sense than
Speaker 4: not acting on.
Speaker 3: Because you'd be like, oh, that's clearly, that's clearly a hologram.
Speaker 3: I saw him.
Speaker 1: I saw Did you play the Yochi's Island curser? If
Speaker 1: I saw him lining up an egg throw with the
Speaker 1: freaking art cursor and I'm like, yo, guys, that's a Yoshi.
Speaker 1: I'm not playing, that's a Yochi. But when I'm like,
Speaker 1: be like, shut the funk up, Like I'm like, look
Speaker 1: up there, what do you see up there? They'll be like,
Speaker 1: I see a stupid bullshit. That's a fucking green dinosaur
Speaker 1: that egg aiming amy at somebody. Do you not see
Speaker 1: the cursor on the President's head? And they'd be like
Speaker 1: that's impossible. It'd be splat.
Speaker 3: Should should I check out this minority?
Speaker 1: He's bothered.
Speaker 4: He's bothering me. This minority's bothering.
Speaker 6: Even the little dinosaur on that roof over there with
Speaker 6: the hilarious little gun.
Speaker 1: He's so curious.
Speaker 2: Ow Yoshi assassinating the presidents?
Speaker 1: Can you see? People were saying that it was not
Speaker 1: a bullet that got him, but like the telepropat did
Speaker 1: you see all those people saying that I didn't buy that.
Speaker 3: I did see a video of a guy recording it
Speaker 3: from the angle where you would have been able to
Speaker 3: see his ear.
Speaker 1: Get fucked up.
Speaker 3: But the minute the you know, the clip of the
Speaker 3: clip of that happening where he's about to start talking
Speaker 3: about the chart, the second Trump starts talking about that,
Speaker 3: he turns the camera to himself and he goes like this.
Speaker 3: And I can't even imagine how much hatred you you
Speaker 3: should have for yourself if you miss that, Like like
Speaker 3: if you you had to engage in like this brief
Speaker 3: period of narcissism and you missed out having probably one
Speaker 3: of the most amous pieces of footage and all.
Speaker 4: Of Americans you can sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he literally lost so much money not doing that,
Speaker 3: and that that is a lesson of vanity.
Speaker 1: It is. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Of course
Speaker 1: you're there, you're recording it.
Speaker 4: I've never I've always hated that at the very no,
Speaker 4: I've always hated I was going to try to see
Speaker 4: if there was some sort of exception.
Speaker 1: I've it curious.
Speaker 2: I do it sometimes for content reasons, because we're content people,
Speaker 2: and we need to do that.
Speaker 1: If I'm like watching something on stage, if it's something
Speaker 1: like if we're at a party or something, I've filled
Speaker 1: some motherfuckers, I might get in the shot.
Speaker 3: Now myself, Like I was here looking at the stupid ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that, curious and curious, sir, curious and curious, curious.
Speaker 3: He did it. It was Kingston, get him? It was
Speaker 3: it was he literally calls you on stage of the
Speaker 3: rn C. I think the Snark Dank podcast has something
Speaker 3: to do with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm not saying you should get him, but
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you should.
Speaker 1: We would grow a lot of resources people that follow
Speaker 1: us afterwards. We'd also be in vain.
Speaker 3: Our lives would be unlivable, like we would have to
Speaker 3: move and all sorts.
Speaker 4: Of it would suck so badly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be really bad.
Speaker 4: And we'd have to start recording him remotely again. We
Speaker 4: all lived together in the same wherever, in fucking Bermuda
Speaker 4: or some ship, I don't know where.
Speaker 1: What the fun will we go? Well, well, Kingston Jamison,
Speaker 1: my one true arrival, my one true rival.
Speaker 3: You finally figured out. Oh we got to talk about
Speaker 3: this before we forget about the the mccaffee ye time travel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know that period, that asshole that did he kill
Speaker 3: himself and he died. I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I mean both, I mean the McAfee.
Speaker 3: I can't remember if he remember.
Speaker 2: I think he remember choked on a sausage, probably because
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 4: He was into some weird ships. It was probably a sovage.
Speaker 3: It was actually a penis because he he there's a
Speaker 3: document that.
Speaker 2: Came he said, that's a somberly. It was actually a penis.
Speaker 1: This guy, what is he?
Speaker 3: What do you draculoid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, jaculae, blackloid, black euloid.
Speaker 3: He's blackloid. That just sounds like a slur.
Speaker 4: Yeah you fu yeah, you fucking blackalloid, black ooid.
Speaker 3: That's real.
Speaker 4: It's a black black joid. I bet black black guy
Speaker 4: from a from a from a rogue one. Didn't they
Speaker 4: call him like a negroid or something? I don't think so,
Speaker 4: I swear they didn't. I thought when they're like, oh
Speaker 4: you have a negroid, you have a knee joyd And
Speaker 4: then was like, no, I.
Speaker 3: Don't, this is a joyd.
Speaker 4: I just I just have a little black I'm a
Speaker 4: little it's not even fully black. I'm kind of a
Speaker 4: little bit more on the blue steel.
Speaker 1: Come, I'm afraid. I'm afraid of Android.
Speaker 3: He's more dark cobals than anything and anything. Yeah, whatever, Negroid. Anyway,
Speaker 3: this this time travel did you do a long time ago?
Speaker 3: You know a little bit more about the finery jails
Speaker 3: of this Yeah.
Speaker 4: So this McAfee dude that he's done some wild stuff.
Speaker 4: He said he he had a tattoo about saying he
Speaker 4: didn't kill himself or something before he died. Some crazy
Speaker 4: shit with this guys. And then so four years ago
Speaker 4: he said that let me let me pull it up.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna pull it up ro fast because I
Speaker 4: know I okay, here it is right here. So John
Speaker 4: McAfee when he died, he tweeted out this Russia's first
Speaker 4: time traveler has returned.
Speaker 3: Guess what he said?
Speaker 4: First one, let me preface this was in July eighteenth
Speaker 4: of twenty twenty, So, okay, guess what he said. In September,
Speaker 4: Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits.
Speaker 4: They discovered that the DNC has legal power to choose
Speaker 4: a replacement without a national vote.
Speaker 3: Weird, huh.
Speaker 4: You'll never guess who they chose, and that piece of
Speaker 4: shit never disclosed who they chose, So who do you
Speaker 4: think they chose.
Speaker 1: They're talking about this year. We're talking about twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: So here's the thing he didn't He didn't specify what year.
Speaker 4: So he's obviously probably talking about September twenty twenty. But
Speaker 4: we're gonna ignore that. We're gonna ignoral logic. He's actually
Speaker 4: talking about twin twenty four. So he just got the
Speaker 4: dates a little bit wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, he does have COVID. Yeah. Actually, also people understand
Speaker 1: so if time and people with the theory of it
Speaker 1: is that people can't go back in time. Of course,
Speaker 1: time is set in stone, like even if you can
Speaker 1: traverse the time stream, you would go to another reality,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't go to the one behind me.
Speaker 4: Of course, it's it's impossible to sickle goal because the
Speaker 4: ship would be disrupted all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as soon as as soon as we figure out
Speaker 1: how to do it, we would just break the time.
Speaker 1: Everything would be they would every second would be followed
Speaker 1: up unless its branch the way it exists without the
Speaker 1: universe going to shit. I don't think you.
Speaker 4: Can actually, theoretically, at any point actually go back in time.
Speaker 4: I think the only thing that even makes even a
Speaker 4: remote bit of plausible sense going either forward or just yeah.
Speaker 3: Parallel, I feel like you can only go forward.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but even with that, even the idea of that
Speaker 4: right now is ridiculous. But if we were even theorizing
Speaker 4: at all, it can only because going backwards it just
Speaker 4: can't make sense quantifiably. But anyway, John McAfee's onto something.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's out of something. Because we were gonna choose
Speaker 3: who's who is the surprising you'll never guess who's then,
Speaker 3: See what I hate.
Speaker 4: About There's so much I hate about that because it's
Speaker 4: like it could only be one person. It could only
Speaker 4: be actually one person as of right how it would
Speaker 4: have went down, especially if it was that close to
Speaker 4: the election as it.
Speaker 3: Is now.
Speaker 1: European jigglow. But I guess not what's his name again?
Speaker 4: That fucking what's that guys name?
Speaker 3: Rob Schneider? Rob Schneider becomes president?
Speaker 1: I my first lawssination.
Speaker 3: No one gives a ship.
Speaker 1: I think I think he would get shot immediately as
Speaker 1: soon as it's what she would.
Speaker 3: Probably I think his daughter would.
Speaker 4: I imagine his daughter hates her to hate hates him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: She's like, I don't know anything about her other than
Speaker 4: you know her band that she I.
Speaker 1: Don't even know.
Speaker 3: I don't even know that that's true. I thought, you're
Speaker 3: just oh no, no, she was. She has that band
Speaker 3: you know that, you know that song x'es. And O's like, oh.
Speaker 4: Daughter, yeah, no, no, no, what the yeah, that's Rob
Speaker 4: Sneyder's daughter. And I was like, oh, I didn't know
Speaker 4: they actually had talent in their family.
Speaker 1: So a king is Rob Schneider's daughter. My secretary of
Speaker 1: defense is gonna be a coupla the Raging Demon, and
Speaker 1: a Kuma walks out on the stage.
Speaker 3: If a Kuma was our fucking dude, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: you can't you can't have that.
Speaker 1: You can't have a They can be an army shorts
Speaker 1: on right now, Wow, then you can be an army yup,
Speaker 1: could be an army yes, absolutely, yes, absolutely, you know
Speaker 1: the canon have punting island and blowing up right yea,
Speaker 1: Like he can't cannon, that's insane.
Speaker 3: A Kuma would if he wanted to take over the world,
Speaker 3: he easily could. But I think he just wants to
Speaker 3: just I just think he wants to read power havoc
Speaker 3: on the most powerful people. I think that's all he
Speaker 3: cares about. You guys think Michael Jackson could have been
Speaker 3: president if you want.
Speaker 1: To, Yes, yes, in the seventies one, I think even
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Yeah, no, no, not nineties, early nineties,
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 3: I think actually probably in the two.
Speaker 4: I think he has too many fans man like and
Speaker 4: and to the point where people, you know, the good
Speaker 4: old boys on the on the on the right side,
Speaker 4: I think they'll vote for any because I think the
Speaker 4: only reason they like Trump is because of his uh
Speaker 4: chauvinism and the the cult of personality. I don't think
Speaker 4: they care anything about because obviously it ain't about policies
Speaker 4: he talked to any of these people.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, man, I want healthcare and I want
Speaker 3: lower taxes. I'm like, okay, then why do you keep
Speaker 3: voting this way? So it's not about that.
Speaker 4: It's about this guy seems cool, just like some people
Speaker 4: that I know.
Speaker 1: When Trump got raised right Alas got his head exploded,
Speaker 1: people were like, that's my present, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, what did he doot? I was like, but exactly though, right,
Speaker 3: it's like fifty mega qualified. Somebody said mega qualified.
Speaker 1: That he could be much Uncle got shot. That's what
Speaker 1: I mean about it.
Speaker 3: These people are like, so that's that's that's my prediction.
Speaker 3: I think it's fifty cent. Yeah, I think they're gonna
Speaker 3: they're gonna throw fifty cent in there.
Speaker 1: A few days ago that I was a Carlon thing. Right,
Speaker 1: Carlon was just doing one of his usual things, talking
Speaker 1: about how fuck the planet is and how much more
Speaker 1: fun it will be by the time we exist, which
Speaker 1: was right almost by everything.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 1: I was like, George Carlin is such a conservative? Chat
Speaker 1: who said that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I swear to god that comments on YouTube people were saying.
Speaker 2: Chat whatever, like YouTube comments on me.
Speaker 1: I was like, where is this man conservative? Look?
Speaker 4: It might be a really it might be one of
Speaker 4: those jokes that you can't read because it's it's text,
Speaker 4: you know how you need to hear the sarcast people say, yeah,
Speaker 4: it could. Yeah, because the conservative person I ever seen
Speaker 4: probably well, of course, But like that's why I wonder.
Speaker 4: I wonder that's why I wonder if that was like
Speaker 4: a sarcastic tweet, because, like I said, sometimes the sarcasm
Speaker 4: you can't read it.
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's there's no shot that that's like that
Speaker 3: that is such a far that's too stupid for me
Speaker 3: to even believe that anybody believes it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to think of the closest thing you
Speaker 4: could get.
Speaker 3: Really was is like a mischaracterization of some of his
Speaker 3: arguments where he's talking about soft language and he stops, like,
Speaker 3: what is so bad about saying, ah, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not even like I can say that's it.
Speaker 1: That is. I think that's a liberal person principle. They
Speaker 1: tried to adopt it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they tried to, even though it turns out obviously
Speaker 4: that's not what they actually cared about at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, a weird concept. In general.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, I get politically correct language, I get it,
Speaker 4: I get why, I get why.
Speaker 1: It should be used. But I think in context where
Speaker 1: you're trying to really figure out problems and fix things.
Speaker 1: My god, you see what happened?
Speaker 3: Did you see AOC's Instagram live? Actually?
Speaker 4: I want what do you say?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: That would have been dope? Right?
Speaker 3: That would have been dope?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: I I really unfortunately not Okay what happens?
Speaker 3: It was?
Speaker 2: It was the It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: She was basically talking about how like, we can't get
Speaker 3: a new guy in here. We can't.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she completely They wagged the dog on her
Speaker 4: so hard. Yeah, they fucking they fucking they whipped this
Speaker 4: ship out of her.
Speaker 3: Had she have the fucking grand piano dangling over her
Speaker 3: or something, because like she just seemed so uncomfortable, And
Speaker 3: the whole time I can't even count how many times
Speaker 3: she said I'm not trying to say or I'm not saying,
Speaker 3: or like I might be wrong. It was literally I'm
Speaker 3: not even exaggerating. And trust me when I say this,
Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating. I think she said, I'm not here
Speaker 3: to say this, I'm not here to say that. I
Speaker 3: think no less than a hundred times. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like at two hours of just nothing.
Speaker 4: Do you remember not that long ago, might even been
Speaker 4: on the last episode where I said the attitude of
Speaker 4: her might be a good idea as a president, somebody
Speaker 4: with that type of vigor. Yeah, with what I heard
Speaker 4: about in that and what you're explaining, I was like, oh, yeah, nevermind,
Speaker 4: I completely resentd anything that I said is the most
Speaker 4: docile person I think I've seen.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Like it wor it's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, remember the squad remember that ship. I'm like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck happened? They're all like, oh, Palestine getting absolutely decimated.
Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, so here's here's my pitch. I
Speaker 3: think it's I think it's fifty cent that elephant that
Speaker 3: stomped on that guy get I think he's a pretty
Speaker 3: good can he knows how to get things.
Speaker 4: Fifty so fifty elephant twenty twenty four fifty.
Speaker 2: A criminal elephant twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Double.
Speaker 4: That was such a stupid shirt. I would love to
Speaker 4: see that, you know.
Speaker 1: Because people will read the shirt and be like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 3: What what context?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: What does this mean.
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's on your ticket?
Speaker 1: Who's your ticket? Yeah? Have but real humans? Right?
Speaker 3: Very cool, very cool with the with the waving, I.
Speaker 4: Think I can get it out with the noise.
Speaker 1: Because it is really not loud. I'm sorry, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 4: It's not not loud.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think bo Obama good toys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't both dead?
Speaker 3: He must be?
Speaker 1: It's not?
Speaker 3: Is both dead?
Speaker 1: Is he dead? That's fine? Resurrections the thing? Okay, So
Speaker 1: boa Obama's corpse Okay, so Obama Obama I don't know
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a real I don't think this
Speaker 1: might be a good president.
Speaker 3: Maybe's husband Christ Oh my god. Okay, So Jared Foegel,
Speaker 3: he's he's going out of prison, right, there's no way
Speaker 3: he's going out of prison, I think so, I think.
Speaker 1: So, don't tell you no, no, no, no, no, that's true.
Speaker 1: Let me look it up.
Speaker 4: Why are you trying to ruin my Fu'm sorry, let
Speaker 4: me look it up.
Speaker 1: Why are you trying to ruin my day? Actually gave
Speaker 1: me a little flash of like there's no hope left
Speaker 1: in this world. I can't I please, don't let that
Speaker 1: be true. Please don't let that be true. Don't let
Speaker 1: that be true.
Speaker 4: Don't let that be true, because that actually I think
Speaker 4: I might give up if we can't even.
Speaker 3: Heard Fogo, former face of Subway, scheduled for prison release
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty nine, so it's actually a while. That's
Speaker 3: the felons can run for president. So we've established like
Speaker 3: they just can't vote, that's it. Yeah, they just can't vote,
Speaker 3: can't vote, but they can be fucking president. That is
Speaker 3: so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, so I think a Fogel, Who's who's
Speaker 2: the VP White Steam.
Speaker 3: Obviously, Cody co. Oh my god, Fogo Co.
Speaker 4: That's kind of sound.
Speaker 3: There's a ring to it.
Speaker 2: Foco Cooego joint their joint venture.
Speaker 4: That that that goes. It's like when like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like a because, yeah that works.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like it too.
Speaker 4: I'm good that that actually works. You guys can have
Speaker 4: that free Fog twenty twenty four. That's another shirt it up.
Speaker 3: I I think I want.
Speaker 4: Which would be the worst ticket ever. It's two people
Speaker 4: that were at the R and C. It would be
Speaker 4: Hogan and Kid Rock.
Speaker 3: Hogan and kid Rock. That's a great alternative ticket. Dude,
Speaker 3: what about wide neck and long Neck?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe those people.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course, of course you forgot about them.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you. You somehow pulled that memory from
Speaker 3: your head. I don't know. I think I saw it recently.
Speaker 3: Something something about that. Something they've been on my mind.
Speaker 4: I hate long neck so much. I can't stand that
Speaker 4: kid like you just it's so gross. But like, there's
Speaker 4: something about the white neck that I'm like, there's something
Speaker 4: about him that I'm like, Dude, his bill is incredible.
Speaker 3: He's he's got a crazy build. His sliders are all
Speaker 3: over the place. He's got a wild build. I love that,
Speaker 3: like the he's not tailored for any boss at all.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Like.
Speaker 4: It's funny that, like RPG sliders are actually real.
Speaker 3: It's just like uncommon to see people or and that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just.
Speaker 3: Man, Well I'm finding all sorts of ship that I
Speaker 3: can't use. That guy. That guy's great.
Speaker 4: So I hope he made I hope he made a
Speaker 4: bag from all that bullshit and long, yeah, I felt
Speaker 4: you're probably right. And I feel like they lost me
Speaker 4: when they were when they were saying something next matter.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what it was, and I'm like, come on, nigga,
Speaker 4: you black, you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't like you can't.
Speaker 4: Don't parody black lives matter like it was it was.
Speaker 4: It was it a point too where like it wasn't
Speaker 4: that you know, the George floydsch was going on something like.
Speaker 3: That, Oh they wouldn't have got him, And it was like, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: Javins don't got that much bout it away behind him,
Speaker 1: so we do it could handle it. Anything that's so
Speaker 1: that that could handle another ticket, another ticket that can
Speaker 1: handle whatever.
Speaker 4: So fuck I can't remember, so no, that's too old
Speaker 4: of a reference mark firm, and a lot of people
Speaker 4: don't remember that guy.
Speaker 1: But let's just do.
Speaker 4: Let's do because I want Derek Chauvin.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want there. I want Chauven chau
Speaker 3: Chauvin Raven written, Redhouseven written.
Speaker 4: Do you have to be thirty five to be a VP?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, because because the matter, this matter, so we're gonna,
Speaker 3: we're gonna is not old enough.
Speaker 4: He has a fake ID.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the idea is maybe he's thirty have no,
Speaker 3: I actually have no idea because he was twenty.
Speaker 2: Five and ten was seventeen. How old is back in
Speaker 2: what year?
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: She's twenty six now and she was sixteen, so ten
Speaker 3: years ago, so he's definitely she's twenty six.
Speaker 4: She's twenty six now, so she was sixteen or seventeen.
Speaker 3: I was seventeen.
Speaker 4: Oh so that was nine years ago. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 4: it might be he might he might just be clear
Speaker 4: if he was twenty six at the time. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: was twenty five, So it depends on the month. And like, damn,
Speaker 4: it's so close.
Speaker 3: It is really close.
Speaker 4: You see, by the time he's supposed to be sworn,
Speaker 4: and I think we'll just give it on this.
Speaker 3: He's good. It's the best news he's heard all week
Speaker 3: that he qualifies for this election. He can all yeah,
Speaker 3: he can despardon himself of everything. Well, I guess he's not.
Speaker 4: Gonna get in trouble. Like it's not like, no, what's
Speaker 4: your face is pressing charges or anything? Right, which is
Speaker 4: like I feel like that that would have been. I'm
Speaker 4: glad that it seems like she's grown up and matured
Speaker 4: and she's not like she's just speaking her truth and
Speaker 4: she's not doing that thing like I'm gonna like just
Speaker 4: do a rampage of lawsuits and all this ship where
Speaker 4: I'm like, like, Rachel's nothing.
Speaker 3: A lot of times when that happens, it's.
Speaker 4: More of a it's just like I'm just trying to
Speaker 4: get some money and I'm like, it's not about justice,
Speaker 4: And I hate that.
Speaker 1: But I'm so bad for her because she's clearly had
Speaker 1: a bad experiences, like a lot of batsmens growing up
Speaker 1: in her life.
Speaker 4: She grew up so fucking stupid, like the stuff that
Speaker 4: she was sur browning herself with, like yeah, you so
Speaker 4: many of those girls getting those fuck it was like
Speaker 4: the Kick thing just happened recently, these dumb fucking chick
Speaker 4: with the fake ID and then these guys on that party, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that part, like the whole thing was.
Speaker 2: That when they kicked her off on on stream because.
Speaker 3: She was like I don't know if she got kicked out.
Speaker 3: It was just a guy in one video of like
Speaker 3: some party. It's like we're just like, how old are
Speaker 3: you in It's like seventeen, It's like, how'd you get
Speaker 3: in here? Oh?
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that one.
Speaker 4: It was probably the one that I saw was probably
Speaker 4: like the one hundredth one that day or something, right,
Speaker 4: which I still can you believe that Destiny got banned
Speaker 4: like for a month from kick or something.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Tears dude see him a viscerating boogie on like.
Speaker 3: I watched it.
Speaker 4: I actually I watched it, and I made I made
Speaker 4: a video actually was supposed to drop that. I got
Speaker 4: a little lazy, but I finished it, uploaded it. Did
Speaker 4: make a thumbnail. I watched the him getting uh it
Speaker 4: cut short because of the knife thing and did I
Speaker 4: watched that because I was like this is I was
Speaker 4: actually about to click out of it and I'm so
Speaker 4: glad I didn't because when Destney came on, the real
Speaker 4: boogie came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was being all docile. He was being
Speaker 1: all like, yeah, this is the real media, this is
Speaker 1: steam will like get the fuck like that soft defeatist,
Speaker 1: like pity me thing.
Speaker 3: I was so angry I'm gonna do I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 3: donate a charity because oh, Saint Jude's and Juds because
Speaker 3: I really and you know, I could be wrong. I
Speaker 3: would like you guys say correct me on this if
Speaker 3: but uh, you know, I really think Saint Juds is
Speaker 3: doing amazing work and yeah it's just true. Fact check
Speaker 3: me out.
Speaker 4: And then Destiny was like, I don't give a fun
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna fact check you on this. Don't stupid
Speaker 4: shut the fuck out. Actually, it was the one time
Speaker 4: where I was like every Destney being an evil villain,
Speaker 4: I was totally like on board.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like totally everything that he's perfectly. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm a I'm a fan today totally.
Speaker 4: I was like I was like I would have I
Speaker 4: would have shaken his hand after it would be like, well,
Speaker 4: good show, good show.
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's definitely entertaining.
Speaker 4: To say the least, He's definitely entertained, especially when he
Speaker 4: has his little tangents.
Speaker 1: I love it, Yeah, I love him talking to Dave Ruben,
Speaker 1: Dave Room just being like Dave Ruben having nothing to
Speaker 1: say about like because Dave Room, oh boilets potical.
Speaker 3: With all due respect, you're pushing so far. This isn't
Speaker 3: about This isn't about liberal, conservative, left right or anything.
Speaker 3: Dave Rubin as a human being is one of the
Speaker 3: stupidest people I have ever I've ever gazed into the
Speaker 3: eyes of dude. Like I remember locking eyes with him
Speaker 3: once and I remember being like, oh my god, you
Speaker 3: didn't see anything, did it was? It was like nothing
Speaker 3: was home. It was like when you see like a.
Speaker 1: Like a microwave in an alley. That's good.
Speaker 2: It really felt like that is.
Speaker 1: A perfect Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really I don't know how to explain that further, but
Speaker 3: like trust like trust me what I say. It is
Speaker 3: like it's exactly missing.
Speaker 1: You have no clue, you.
Speaker 3: You are no better than the people you're asking him
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 4: And he's like, well, I just saw I hate it.
Speaker 4: First of all, I hate it. I hate like he
Speaker 4: destiny vindicated himself. He asked about why don't you guys
Speaker 4: condemn is specifically talking about like a Dave Dave Ruben
Speaker 4: disabout January, Yeah, just about it. And he's like, and
Speaker 4: then they wouldn't Will Will like about to say, like
Speaker 4: trying to be like it's not the same. It's just like,
Speaker 4: stop wasting our time, dude, you're defeated.
Speaker 1: And got me so mad.
Speaker 4: He got me all his tweets, all of fucking Dave
Speaker 4: Ruben's tweets these he has all these violent he does.
Speaker 3: That's what. So that's what I'm like, why are you
Speaker 3: on this panel?
Speaker 4: And it's like, hey, hey, hey Piers Morgan, either your
Speaker 4: team are so stupid and won't vet these people, or
Speaker 4: he knows how fucking absolutely stupid Dave Ruben is and
Speaker 4: this is gonna be great content, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So he got me so upset because he was like
Speaker 1: it was just a lot of He was like, you're
Speaker 1: doing what isms And it's like, so the fuck are you?
Speaker 1: Well you're literally doing the same thing back then, like
Speaker 1: what about like doing what about? And he's like you're
Speaker 1: He's like, you're doing the same thing, Like like what
Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm asking for them to acknowledge their
Speaker 1: wrongs as well. Yeah, peers, if I'm if I'm being
Speaker 1: put on grand stage to acknowledge my wrongs, which let me,
Speaker 1: let me explain my personal presence. It's kind of unforger
Speaker 1: someone died. It's very unfortunate someone died. You're gay, and
Speaker 1: it's and it's a bit hyperbolic to try to shoot
Speaker 1: the president at the same time, that's my public statement.
Speaker 1: It's a public statement.
Speaker 3: It's all.
Speaker 4: It's the whole situation is fucked. But I I am
Speaker 4: completely with people crying about destiny, you know, doing their
Speaker 4: hypocrisy things. They obviously don't care, you know, like the
Speaker 4: first and foremost that's the thing. The biggest thing is
Speaker 4: the hypocrisy. They don't care about political violence at all.
Speaker 4: They don't care about like oh, the Kyle Rittenhouse shooting
Speaker 4: those people, like one of them was a bad guy,
Speaker 4: the other ones weren't bad and they but they still whatever.
Speaker 4: They're all liberal cups anyway for.
Speaker 1: Just saying stop, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: They're all fake.
Speaker 4: And then number two, I just don't care. I just
Speaker 4: don't care about I don't I'm like, I'm just there's
Speaker 4: there's no point in pretending.
Speaker 3: It's like, why am I happy? Why do I have
Speaker 3: to the political thing?
Speaker 4: The political it's stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have had gainer battles. Whoever is the
Speaker 1: best gainer wins the the best gainer. I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: do gainers whoever best? You gotta apologize right now, You're like, okay,
Speaker 1: you got a better gainer to me, man, you got
Speaker 1: to shake hands. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Things will be better and Churn.
Speaker 1: Morgan has to do a gainer. You can't say no.
Speaker 4: PRIs Morgan pissed me off because he when he's not
Speaker 4: on his show, he actually completely is like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: the plight of the Palestinian blah blah blah, everything's fucked.
Speaker 4: He's very reasonable, and then on this show he has
Speaker 4: to be all like kind of snarky and.
Speaker 3: Be all like, oh, I'm so offended by everything.
Speaker 2: Hey, And I'm like this British that's why I don't like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I've heard him speak outside of his
Speaker 4: show and he's like, oh, his ticks are very reasonable,
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like you, I was like, I can't.
Speaker 4: It's all like, dude, television, stop watching this ship.
Speaker 3: It's all performative.
Speaker 1: The fact that television is a real thing is crazy
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know who the fuck watches it. Questions, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Papa Jesus wrote in remember you can write in your questions,
Speaker 3: uh to Patreon, a compass, a snarktank and if you
Speaker 3: if you don't do that, we'll kill you. Papa Jesus routing,
Speaker 3: and he says hello to the podcast. They got my
Speaker 3: inner monologue to start using the N word. If you could,
Speaker 3: if you could imbue, any species would be with you.
Speaker 3: It's too late, it's too late. Could if you could
Speaker 3: imbue any species with human level sentience, what would you choose?
Speaker 8: And why?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Because then they won't be dogs anymore. They won't become No, no,
Speaker 4: they would be our enemies.
Speaker 3: Probably.
Speaker 4: No, they will absolutely be like you saw that episode
Speaker 4: of Rick and Morty, right, It basically be that they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: look at what they're doing to us.
Speaker 3: Oh, they cut our balls off.
Speaker 1: I guess for me, I would just treat a dog
Speaker 1: or respect for everybody. Else will be like, no, you're
Speaker 1: still my dog, and I'd be like, oh, it's not
Speaker 1: a good idea. Be kidding. Bees actually be a good idea. No, No, insects,
Speaker 1: there's too many of them.
Speaker 4: We need bees, so like I feel like they need
Speaker 4: to communicate. Hey, guys, we're doing things that so your
Speaker 4: food can be here. There's really there's not a lot
Speaker 4: of species elements. There's not a lot of species that
Speaker 4: wouldn't seek revenge on us. I think elephant's a good point.
Speaker 4: Elephants would be unstoppable.
Speaker 3: Elephts would be fucking imagine elephant.
Speaker 4: They have a high Elephants with elephant guns.
Speaker 1: Elephant with elephant make guns and like their size.
Speaker 4: Like they just fucking yeah, they tighten fall gun.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's not good man, definitely definitely not fishes.
Speaker 3: An elephant gun lung by.
Speaker 1: Imagine an sorry to shoot you and you were just
Speaker 1: the wind afterwards.
Speaker 3: Imagine an elephant wrapping its trunk around a normal AK
Speaker 3: forty seven, burying it in your mouth and pulling the trigger.
Speaker 4: Damn, I can't imagine it. If if they had a
Speaker 4: human level sentience, a sentience that they would be like easily.
Speaker 3: May you're seeing an elephant scratch its stomach with its dick. No,
Speaker 3: that's cool though, they can they do that. I'm not
Speaker 3: even joking.
Speaker 4: They have that much control over their pan. That's pretensile.
Speaker 1: I think I don't believe that.
Speaker 3: Look up elephants scratches with penis you look up first.
Speaker 3: I feel like Google's gonna be like, hey, if you're
Speaker 3: finding cancers right now, because I'm googing purport this to
Speaker 3: fucking the authorities.
Speaker 4: You freak pretty something like that.
Speaker 1: You look at, but they're gonna get a fucking flag.
Speaker 1: And the FBI has actually been watching it the whole time.
Speaker 4: Sees and me again, here you go, Damn, that's insane control.
Speaker 4: Why can't we do that?
Speaker 2: How do you feel saying that?
Speaker 1: I like elephants a little less now.
Speaker 4: People always talk about horse cocks, but that ship's fucking
Speaker 4: like impressed.
Speaker 3: It's like a fucking it's another trunk, basically it is.
Speaker 1: It's a baby that has to be another elephant behind
Speaker 1: him myself.
Speaker 3: I just can't. I just can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: You just can't accept you just can't accept it.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 1: And I hate I hate seeing any of my favorite
Speaker 1: animals and sexual moments because it makes me so sad
Speaker 1: that I think of them as like pretty much sexually.
Speaker 3: Scratching is tummy, yeah, but like.
Speaker 1: Seeing dogs fun, I'm like, oh my god, I like
Speaker 1: my dog last after this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like seeing an as fuck. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: not really upsetting.
Speaker 1: See if my dog hump something, I'm like, I used
Speaker 1: to love you a lot.
Speaker 4: But I also just don't like that. I don't like
Speaker 4: you know, I don't like watching animals like some people
Speaker 4: think it's so funny and see animal ship and everything.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just don't.
Speaker 4: That doesn't amuse me.
Speaker 1: It just bothers them, you know that, right, Like dogs,
Speaker 1: particularly if you watch them shit, it actually makes them
Speaker 1: well because.
Speaker 4: They don't care, you know, what they want is there?
Speaker 4: There there are certain ones that what they want is
Speaker 4: they're like, why are you looking at me? You're supposed
Speaker 4: to be looking out for me because I'm in my
Speaker 4: most vulnerable state.
Speaker 1: Protect me.
Speaker 4: So they're like, hey, I'm in my most vulnerable state
Speaker 4: because that's when a lot of animals get attacked while
Speaker 4: they're fucking defecating. So because obviously that's the most vulnerable
Speaker 4: state they there. So they're basically sometimes they'll look at
Speaker 4: you being like why are you looking at me?
Speaker 3: Like scope the area, make sure we're good.
Speaker 4: And then there's also other ones that just don't have
Speaker 4: that instinct, right, They just don't give a ship.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think
Speaker 3: of this question, and I really don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't eve remember what was question? Oh, who would
Speaker 4: you give it? Probably fish? I want to see what
Speaker 4: they would do.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear a fish. That's fair.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: What kind of probably did probably do a full sale
Speaker 1: try to annihilate us. Did you see the video of
Speaker 1: the fucking the marlin coming up on the ship and
Speaker 1: stabbing the guy a few times and then going back
Speaker 1: into the water. That is swordfish. I had it before.
Speaker 1: I don't it's probably in my legs.
Speaker 3: Find it right now. That is a swordfish stabbing guy
Speaker 3: all the time, then going back in the oceana got stabbed.
Speaker 3: But it was a stab by shooting stabbing, a swim
Speaker 3: by stabbing, swim by stabbing, and that is uh. I
Speaker 3: bet that was a I bet it was a British
Speaker 3: swordfish too. You know he did it for sport too,
Speaker 3: that's the thing. Yeah, And that motherfucker, like we gets
Speaker 3: so excited when a boat passes by, like, oh, fucking
Speaker 3: just stabbing motherfuckers, fucking other animals, other other they're they're
Speaker 3: all sad that they can't do that.
Speaker 4: Fuck man, how come I don't have a fucking sword
Speaker 4: on my god?
Speaker 3: Oh this is so funny, walmart Brand wrote, and he says, hey,
Speaker 3: orc barbarian, halfling rogue and dwarf bard dork barbarian, I'm
Speaker 3: a half work barbarian.
Speaker 1: Is that you must be him?
Speaker 3: Halfling rogue? I guess that's me and dwarf barred because yeah,
Speaker 3: dwarf barn. Oh, I see that makes sense. I mean
Speaker 3: I'm not the okay, I'll take it. But a dwarf
Speaker 3: goddamn small, but okay, I mean it maybe a halfling.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. Was it like
Speaker 3: three feet?
Speaker 4: Probably give it a little shorter, probably shorter than you.
Speaker 3: As a dwarf?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, like short, I think at a dwarf
Speaker 4: like four feet like something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, first time asker, a longtime listener, welcome walmart Brand.
Speaker 3: Given that the election is a popularity contest, anyways, what YouTubers? Uh,
Speaker 3: given the election is a popularity contest? Anyways? What YouTuber
Speaker 3: slash and it's a leed slash, loll cows? What do
Speaker 3: you want to see his nominees, what party would they
Speaker 3: be nominated for? What policies would they run?
Speaker 9: On?
Speaker 3: Love the show, gals, I mean, we gotta get by
Speaker 3: on there. We gotta get for sure, because it's very
Speaker 3: clearly established that we don't. We no longer care if
Speaker 3: candidates live.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like why not?
Speaker 1: This is not the same one? What is happening?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Is that the swordfish that you're finding the.
Speaker 1: Same one, but it's another video of it happening.
Speaker 3: Well, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I want to see the one that you I want
Speaker 2: to see the real one.
Speaker 3: Ow.
Speaker 1: What an asshole?
Speaker 3: How it keeps going? What an asshole that I thought?
Speaker 3: I see?
Speaker 2: That's different than I assumed.
Speaker 3: I thought it jumped out of the water, And there
Speaker 3: is one that that happens. Literally, that's the one I
Speaker 3: want to water. That guy is getting like relentlessly, especially
Speaker 3: getting shanked under water.
Speaker 1: He turned around and it's just one of God's.
Speaker 4: Creatures just fucking it kept going. I'm like, what a dick.
Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: So that gun underwater, you know, that's why, that's why.
Speaker 3: We got to genetically engineer gunfish to counter the swordfish population.
Speaker 4: Gunfish, that is fucking crazy. I think people would stop fishing.
Speaker 3: It just got empty cavernous like barrel noses. They got
Speaker 3: a big stir it's like Cubert and it's like they
Speaker 3: usually like like a bundle of blunderbus, right, they suck
Speaker 3: in a bunch of debris and then they jump the
Speaker 3: blow it out your five million miles an hour. That'd
Speaker 3: be crazy to see they like, you know, all the
Speaker 3: flying fish like jump out of the water and stuff.
Speaker 4: The motherfuckers jump and then just shoot you in the face.
Speaker 3: And get back of the water.
Speaker 1: Faced. Dude.
Speaker 4: I think the ocean would be so much more plentiful
Speaker 4: because people would not be fishing.
Speaker 3: You gotta watch it for the fucking gunfish because they
Speaker 3: and their guns hit like gears of war guns too.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's it is way more powerful than any
Speaker 3: firearm that we have that isn't Like flat cannons are
Speaker 3: like artillery.
Speaker 4: And nobody can get close enough to study them, so
Speaker 4: we can't make our you can't reverse.
Speaker 3: Engineer them or anything. They don't die either, because when
Speaker 3: one of them dies, they all eat it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so like we can't even like dissect it.
Speaker 3: We can't even like dissect the corpse of them to
Speaker 3: figure out like how it works to the fact.
Speaker 4: Dad is supreme species right there.
Speaker 1: That is like apex predator. Shit.
Speaker 2: Yah, you can't learn from us, I might.
Speaker 3: Believe in I might. Why is this so much more
Speaker 3: superior than everything else? Like what happened with this thing?
Speaker 3: It's the gunfish man? But yeah, we gotta get we
Speaker 3: gotta get Booge in the White House. Boogie who's his
Speaker 3: running mate?
Speaker 4: I personally would love it to be drunk Ethan Ralph.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he went off phone and bender again?
Speaker 3: What about Boogie as president? Did he really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So like he was so for a long time though.
Speaker 3: When I saw a video of him like high on
Speaker 3: shrooms or something like grabbing his head like fucking twirling
Speaker 3: around or something.
Speaker 4: Probably because I saw he I didn't watch the whole stream.
Speaker 4: I began it, but he he left his stream for
Speaker 4: like twenty minutes running and then returned from the stream
Speaker 4: for like twenty minutes or something, and then came back
Speaker 4: and you could hear in the background with all these
Speaker 4: bottles clinging, and I was like, yes, he's back, because
Speaker 4: I guess he was sober for a little while, So
Speaker 4: he's back. He's back. Drunk at ship making horrible decisions,
Speaker 4: and I'm here for it because he's he's he's my
Speaker 4: favorite locale by by a country mile. Uh So, I
Speaker 4: would love to see him as president because all he
Speaker 4: would be doing is abusing people, saying the inn word,
Speaker 4: drunkest ship. And then Boogie would Boogie would Boogie. I
Speaker 4: guess Boogie is a perfect politician because he would just
Speaker 4: just lie about everything.
Speaker 3: Dude, Boogie has the bones of a politician for sure.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have the money management.
Speaker 4: Oh so they're fishing it. They wrangled it, you know,
Speaker 4: did it take it with him?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I couldn't quite.
Speaker 3: Jump in and it was hooked.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: It was hooked, and it was like, fuck you son, bam,
Speaker 3: oh it did whatever.
Speaker 1: That guy got lucky. That guy got lucky. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say anymore.
Speaker 3: So Boogie on the yet, I would love personally. I
Speaker 3: would love a Boogie Boogie Destiny ticket. There's how would
Speaker 3: that work exactly?
Speaker 1: That's how I used to work, to be a conservative
Speaker 1: or a freaking liberal together.
Speaker 3: Not true at all.
Speaker 1: It used to be a Republican and a democratic president.
Speaker 1: That's how it used to work. No, no, nod, it'd
Speaker 1: be a republic I mean example, a Lincoln and his
Speaker 1: his vice president literally literally they were of the same party.
Speaker 1: Like actually factorally, that.
Speaker 3: Is not a common thing at all. Past it was
Speaker 3: the past would work like that.
Speaker 1: The past is and now that definitely That's why I
Speaker 1: said it used to my words exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know how truth that is. It sounds, you
Speaker 3: should verify.
Speaker 1: I think it was Andrew Andrew what was his name,
Speaker 1: Andrew Tate.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's possible that like early on
Speaker 3: in the country's history, where there were like multiple parties running,
Speaker 3: that there would have been like a member of like
Speaker 3: you could had a ticket with members of like different
Speaker 3: parties that were more or less Andreel Johnson Andrew what
Speaker 3: party was he? Andrew Johnson's party? Think that the com party?
Speaker 3: This is Lincolns running mate, Yes, then after him a
Speaker 3: party full of come.
Speaker 4: This is a com party, Come party.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All they do is run on oncome.
Speaker 3: If I have a son, I want to name him
Speaker 3: Kleatus Ulysses that way, his initials are come.
Speaker 4: That's sick as fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to get because you got to. It's
Speaker 3: like when you see people with like really like horrible
Speaker 3: names and they end up being like really successful Posie
Speaker 3: ulysses Man.
Speaker 4: You could name him Chris Junior.
Speaker 1: I know Chris was a Democrat.
Speaker 2: Chris is a Democrat, and Lincoln was a Republican.
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaking Republican.
Speaker 3: Well, Lincoln, I'm prettyure was he was. Definitely he was
Speaker 3: a Republican for that time.
Speaker 4: But also the parties were very different, the very.
Speaker 2: So by today standards, his vice person would have been
Speaker 2: a Republican.
Speaker 4: And yeah, yeah, the Democrats, we're all Southern racist.
Speaker 1: Andrew Johnson was very racist, very very very racist.
Speaker 4: Most people back and he was a Democrat. There were
Speaker 4: Southern hardcore races and they were like, yes, slavery's kind
Speaker 4: of dope.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, all right, I guess.
Speaker 1: And then Lincoln was like, Yo, if you guys don't
Speaker 1: get with the program, I'm fucking you guys. But you
Speaker 1: know it's funny.
Speaker 4: Lincoln was actually very racist too.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say very racist. He wasn't. He wasn't abolitionist.
Speaker 1: But you don't know what you're talking about. I literally
Speaker 1: read a good part of his memoir.
Speaker 3: He just said he's very racist.
Speaker 4: There are quotes of him being very racist.
Speaker 1: There are quotes of him saying things that are racially inventive.
Speaker 1: But he also at the same time freed the slaves
Speaker 1: and was moving literally literally not before not because the
Speaker 1: better the country? Yes, I agree, Yeah, then why I agree?
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand why you're pushing back context.
Speaker 4: It's okay, okay, So when when when somebody like where
Speaker 4: Richard Spencer says really racist ship but also doesn't say
Speaker 4: other racist ship?
Speaker 3: Is there more context need to be halved?
Speaker 1: No, but no, there needs to be more context.
Speaker 3: No, there doesn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't exactly an abolitionist for the rest happened. Reason.
Speaker 1: Look at what I'm trying to state is that he
Speaker 1: also was very much so forward towards pushing black people
Speaker 1: into being equal citizens. He was very for that, and
Speaker 1: then he died.
Speaker 4: He was very for that for what reason?
Speaker 1: To better the country, make country a stronger place. It
Speaker 1: wasn't exactly like, oh, black people are just as good
Speaker 1: as us. It was like, we need to have a
Speaker 1: stronger country in general, because we can't have a bunch
Speaker 1: of citizens here that are not treated as equal.
Speaker 4: See I love the It's kind of like like it's
Speaker 4: when people fall for Hitler's propaganda.
Speaker 1: No, it's not probably this is so Hitler.
Speaker 4: So again, Hitler has words that are real, and he
Speaker 4: used words about bettering his country in a specific progressive way,
Speaker 4: in a socialist way, and that is not what he
Speaker 4: actually believed.
Speaker 1: Do you understand that one person Okay, yes, you are
Speaker 1: right about Hitler, but one person was very much sword
Speaker 1: towards doing that and then just died for again finished it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I know, again, what I'm just saying is
Speaker 4: the things that he was doing, Like, ok he did
Speaker 4: a lot of things that benefited people very well. But
Speaker 4: I'm saying as a person. While I was just saying
Speaker 4: he was a very racist person, that was my only
Speaker 4: point I could.
Speaker 1: I could see him being a racist person. But I
Speaker 1: can see at the same time as like if you're
Speaker 1: like a super racist person, I just.
Speaker 4: Don't think it's maybe maybe you're confused thinking that like
Speaker 4: racist people can't do good or something.
Speaker 1: That's not exactly what I'm Okay, you're right, I'm just
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 4: Like it's not complicated at all. It's just like, Oh,
Speaker 4: from things that he has said, I'm like, oh, that
Speaker 4: is a person that does not think that black people
Speaker 4: are on the level.
Speaker 3: I guess. I guess regardless of you're coming from the
Speaker 3: perspective of I assume very racist, but you're also framing
Speaker 3: it from the from the time period, which in that
Speaker 3: case like probably wasn't very racist for that time, but
Speaker 3: he's like by today, he's probably.
Speaker 1: Definitely to people them as like that's as words and
Speaker 1: expected them as like terrible things, which is very very likely.
Speaker 4: You know, it's interesting about the past too, when you
Speaker 4: will a lot of people, when you read their memoirs
Speaker 4: and there diarist and stuff, there's a lot of people
Speaker 4: that weren't racist at all. It's a very it's a
Speaker 4: very misconception that everybody was just like, oh, on average
Speaker 4: everyone thought this like that's actually not true at all.
Speaker 3: A lot of the more well, just because they didn't
Speaker 3: write it down.
Speaker 1: There's collquialness of like I agree with that on this
Speaker 1: part as well. You're right, there are a bunch of
Speaker 1: people who have words that are just not big at it.
Speaker 1: You know, they're very much so confused about the way
Speaker 1: of things being.
Speaker 3: They could write it down and be it.
Speaker 1: They just you know, what what are you saying? You know,
Speaker 1: they just didn't write that that's true.
Speaker 4: Well, no, because they were in their words in memory.
Speaker 4: I don't mean like they never used racist terms. They
Speaker 4: were also actively against the idea of practicing slavery. They
Speaker 4: were like, this is fucked up. First of all, you know,
Speaker 4: like those people on average didn't even get a piece
Speaker 4: of the pie, So why would they even be for
Speaker 4: it if they're not even benefiting from it? Yeah, And
Speaker 4: then also they were just like, this is fucked up.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 4: And there's you know, the misconception that like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: most people on average just were okay with slavery, and
Speaker 4: that's not true because number one.
Speaker 1: You weren't most, but there were there were people that
Speaker 1: were not.
Speaker 4: I think there were just people that didn't do anything
Speaker 4: about it because it didn't concern them.
Speaker 2: But that's kind of what okay means.
Speaker 1: That's that's well.
Speaker 3: Because at the same time, the we extrap that to
Speaker 3: like anything like, say, uh, the white slavery that's going on,
Speaker 3: sex trafficking, we're letting it happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not okay with it, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean we openly denounced it every time it's brought up.
Speaker 3: Those people.
Speaker 1: I agree with those people, yeah, but that's not the
Speaker 1: vast majority in our action.
Speaker 2: We are in that sense, in our action, we are
Speaker 2: kind of okay.
Speaker 1: In our inaction.
Speaker 4: In our inaction, I agree, and I am on your
Speaker 4: side with I wish that we collectively did something about it.
Speaker 4: But my apathy comes from I know I can't give
Speaker 4: Vince enough people to give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Right at the same time, but yeah, whatever argument that
Speaker 1: I think he wasn't a proper abolitionist in the sense
Speaker 1: of like this is bad, abolished it. It was like,
Speaker 1: abolished it because of the fact that these are people
Speaker 1: that we can tax and use better the country.
Speaker 3: I think it's opportunists.
Speaker 4: I think I think he was more of an opportunist
Speaker 4: than like say, the way that we used to see
Speaker 4: him before. It wasn't the same vein as like we
Speaker 4: thought Christopher Columbus was pretty dope, and they're like, oh wait,
Speaker 4: this guy actually.
Speaker 3: He did some cool ship, but this guy's kind of
Speaker 3: ultimately the reb that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just the way that I was taught
Speaker 4: in school, right, and.
Speaker 1: Then these little kids like my family is from Puerto
Speaker 1: Rico and he's really bad.
Speaker 3: And shut up. The thing to me was just like
Speaker 3: I just I just understood a long time ago that like,
Speaker 3: geniuses are also stupid, so It's like it doesn't really
Speaker 3: like fucking Isac Newton putting mercury in his eyes and
Speaker 3: ship it's just like, all right, well, good for him,
Speaker 3: hope and trending outside.
Speaker 2: That was just just him being fucking like.
Speaker 3: He was just like, I'm so curious. Just a fascist.
Speaker 3: You don't even alchemy and ship, which is like, you know,
Speaker 3: if a genius can be stupid, then fucking whatever, like
Speaker 3: who like of course kind of abraham like it could
Speaker 3: be racist, of course, like fucking the crackhead on the
Speaker 3: side of your road probably has like inside about something,
Speaker 3: you know, like what what you know?
Speaker 1: What I mean?
Speaker 3: No, you're right, it's I think about ever.
Speaker 1: I think people have sliders.
Speaker 3: They do have sliders.
Speaker 1: I think there's perts we have.
Speaker 3: We have this sheet, Yeah, have a character sheet. We
Speaker 3: have that Like what is that that that star diagram
Speaker 3: with all of our Yeah, that's the freaking I forget
Speaker 3: what it's called where it's like a one handed one
Speaker 3: handed eighteen four Yeah, exactly right, heavy eight Though, the
Speaker 3: scariest people are the people with like always high wisdom
Speaker 3: low intelligence or high intelligence low Wisdom's scarious.
Speaker 1: That's uh, my brother, I don't know if he watches
Speaker 1: this or not. High intelligence, low wism, Yes, that is him.
Speaker 1: They're scary, they're the scariest ones. They'll do something really
Speaker 1: fucked up. You don't like the what you that's what
Speaker 1: his name. Openheimer's really high intelligence, really low wisdom.
Speaker 4: That's a good way negative charisma, at least that's how
Speaker 4: uh I would say.
Speaker 1: I think I think he was I don't know he
Speaker 1: was piping.
Speaker 4: He piped, but at the same time, I think it
Speaker 4: was because he didn't. Here's a weird thing, and maybe
Speaker 4: I'm wrong about this, but when I see footage of
Speaker 4: people back in the day, they were.
Speaker 1: Fucking strange looking.
Speaker 3: I feel like Oppenheimer looked normal, and that means you're
Speaker 3: like a god oh fair, Yeah, I know, a normal guy.
Speaker 1: He looked like a villain. He looked like he looked
Speaker 1: like a ghoul to me. But I guess I thought
Speaker 1: he was crazy.
Speaker 3: I thought he looked like a completely normal person, like
Speaker 3: he could fucking quiznos here like that's that's not that's
Speaker 3: not j Robertroppenheimer. That can't be.
Speaker 1: But it looks all during his speech. I think he
Speaker 1: might have been warped. Right afterwards, I think he had
Speaker 1: physically changed. He knew that what he made, but he was.
Speaker 4: Just like oh oh at that point he was like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, I there's so I killed so many people.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be the reason humanity's gonna die. Uh
Speaker 1: my bad gang used Build me a bum, I have become.
Speaker 4: Build a bumb for men, build a bomb for you.
Speaker 1: I think I think he realized that he was playing
Speaker 1: with a meta that everybody wasn't ready to use like
Speaker 1: he was using. He used the gun that everybody was
Speaker 1: like on this gun's ass, and he was like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, maybe if I put a few persons so
Speaker 1: it would be good. And he's like, oh, ship, when
Speaker 1: when humanity does anybody survives and they find books about
Speaker 1: this motherfucker's fault, we get traced it all back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe think that like I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: what did it really?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: I want actually I want to bring something O. That's
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 1: Someone else was racing him to do it, though it
Speaker 1: wasn't like either was him finding it out or with
Speaker 1: the other side finding it out, so it was that kind.
Speaker 4: Of well it kind of it was one of those
Speaker 4: things where it's like, hey, you gotta do this because
Speaker 4: who knows what would have happened. It's kind of like
Speaker 4: a what's it called, like the Man of high Castle
Speaker 4: or a man of high Castle or whatever, like the
Speaker 4: kind of scenario that like, what if the access power
Speaker 4: is one and uh, you know, if they would have
Speaker 4: figured it out first, which would have you know what
Speaker 4: the would have happened?
Speaker 1: I would have been crazy if they would have won,
Speaker 1: they would have got it first.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like, are you talking about the Mighty Ducks?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? D two?
Speaker 3: Yeah Goldberg?
Speaker 4: Who you know, Goldberg, the Jewish guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the goalie, goalie.
Speaker 1: DJ, Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 2: I've never seen the Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you brought you? You didn't?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the cartoon brought it up? You watch
Speaker 1: a cartoon? You didn't watch a cartoon.
Speaker 2: It was a cartoon for the Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the one you're talking about the action.
Speaker 1: One where they're like animated duck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't watch tails.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch it, no, because it was I like
Speaker 4: the movies with the kids playing hockey.
Speaker 1: You might have been a little too old for it
Speaker 1: because I wasn't really yet. I wasn't really here yet
Speaker 1: it was, but I just didn't care.
Speaker 3: Of course I didn't. Okay, of course I watched sucking
Speaker 3: everything I had to do with like.
Speaker 1: Crusion, docs and docks and then more.
Speaker 3: I was a big dude.
Speaker 1: I loven over here. It was was it Ducks?
Speaker 3: No, he was in the I thought he was in
Speaker 3: the was was it Ducks?
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought he was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, let's he.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I didn't know.
Speaker 3: No, there was no joke. I really didn't.
Speaker 1: I thought Karl islamas.
Speaker 3: Is Lamas Yeah, I was getting confused to and then
Speaker 3: that whatever he The are two characters on that show.
Speaker 3: They were like weirdly obsessed with animal animals and and
Speaker 3: and the mom.
Speaker 1: And they both like the mom.
Speaker 4: So it's gotta be like a beastiality thing, like you
Speaker 4: know how Dan Snyder was in the Feet. I'm sure
Speaker 4: whoever produced that show.
Speaker 3: Carl Weezer wants to fuck Jimmy's mom, but she wants
Speaker 3: her to pretend to be a lama. Yeah, can you be.
Speaker 1: Tuck's new drag?
Speaker 3: Can you be a labor for me? Can you be
Speaker 3: a lama and choke me while you fucking fucked me,
Speaker 3: Am Carl. Get the fuck out of here, Carl. I
Speaker 3: will kill you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you to the grave.
Speaker 3: You pieces shit.
Speaker 1: Pick a god in pray Carl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, chocolate chocolate, chuckle, hut rote hellow, hook line, and
Speaker 3: sinker nice as a kid. Watching the Jimmy Jimmy TIV
Speaker 3: Power Hour elicited a fight or flight response because Timmy
Speaker 3: was animated like a groundhog with alopecia and a cap whoa.
Speaker 2: He was gross though, Like it looked like his eyes.
Speaker 1: Were sunk in, like a drug addict. That's the thing
Speaker 1: I remember the most.
Speaker 4: That is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do any of you all have a similar
Speaker 3: experience with when a change in media offended your soul?
Speaker 1: There's one easy for me. Everybody talks about it. American Dragon.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1: That was definitely because he looked like a cool, badass dragon.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice this until way later. But the animation
Speaker 3: change throughout Dexter's laboratory is crazy.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, Like I didn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't You don't think about it if you're just
Speaker 3: like remembering the episodes, because for us, like what was
Speaker 3: what was that? Like the late nineties, early two thousands, max,
Speaker 3: Like it probably wasn't. It wasn't like past like two
Speaker 3: thousand and two that that was like really like something happened.
Speaker 3: So it was like a really early memory. So in
Speaker 3: my memory, it always looked a certain way, and then
Speaker 3: you go back and look. Just look up the art
Speaker 3: style changes from Dexter's lab.
Speaker 1: It's wild, didn't make his mom's vagina wedd as the
Speaker 1: series went on or something like.
Speaker 3: That, her hips win for days. Yeah, it's been a
Speaker 3: it's been a while. Like I have a.
Speaker 1: Searching Dexter's mom's pussy and that's Internet. That's the first
Speaker 1: thing that's incredible, like this, I mean, she can get it.
Speaker 1: So I understand if it was auto completed. I totally
Speaker 1: get that. All the cartoon moms from back then were crazt,
Speaker 1: like it was insane. Who were the hot moms really?
Speaker 3: Well? I remember typically I remember specifically Dexter's mom. I
Speaker 3: remember even just like in movies like this is incredible,
Speaker 3: they were built like a certain way that was just like.
Speaker 1: That's how pisar moms are child bearing hips.
Speaker 4: Man, You're like, whoa, she's ready, WHOA she's she's ripe?
Speaker 3: You know, Ripe is so fucking hateus this way to
Speaker 3: say that. But if you look at like the character
Speaker 3: design changes for that show, it's weird and it's very drastic,
Speaker 3: Like it's way more drastic than I remember it.
Speaker 4: M you know, it grossed me out. It was so
Speaker 4: there was two of them. Disney's version of Doug. Oh,
Speaker 4: I was so grossed out. They grew his his sleeves
Speaker 4: were way longer. They just they just I don't they change.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck they did that. I
Speaker 4: was like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Was he on Nickelodeon first? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then and then and they went to Disney after
Speaker 4: four seasons with Nickelodeon? Uh what, they had a movie,
Speaker 4: Doug's Big Movie. I think it was a Disney movie,
Speaker 4: and then they continted the series.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Especially I remember Dexter's in his class.
Speaker 2: His dad is the biggest one. His dad changed so much.
Speaker 1: My brain's hurting. Is that wild? Because I remember I'm
Speaker 1: switching them out at times like this.
Speaker 3: The second one, the newer one, is the like the
Speaker 3: easier one to draw it. That's the one that's like
Speaker 3: Saturdays for dads. But like I can see either, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: I could see both of these characters in that situation,
Speaker 3: even though like it's very clearly, I used.
Speaker 4: To seeing the one the left though, like one of my.
Speaker 1: Moms, the moms was tanked up in the past. They
Speaker 1: tanked her up. Later on, they tanked they put her,
Speaker 1: they increased.
Speaker 4: It, yeah they did, but she's not as she looks
Speaker 4: like a carrot, candy carrot.
Speaker 3: What are they called? Candy corn? Your candy corn? Candy corn.
Speaker 1: I hated it.
Speaker 4: Why why any fucking human would put that ship in
Speaker 4: Halloween Candy?
Speaker 1: I feel like candy corn is not wrong with you. Aha, man,
Speaker 1: dark quite as a greedest, but definitely.
Speaker 3: It was a little bit. It was more subtle with them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was nearly Craig McCracken stuff kind of.
Speaker 4: I still need my Mojo Jojo tattoo and my left thigh.
Speaker 1: That's your last one.
Speaker 4: I have two left.
Speaker 1: One of them is gonna be uh.
Speaker 3: I would love that. That sounds cool.
Speaker 4: There's a baby Bondie hood with her basket full of
Speaker 4: arsenal weapons.
Speaker 1: Again, it's just her.
Speaker 4: So basically there's this image that somebody drew a long
Speaker 4: time ago where she's looking on innocent and then she's
Speaker 4: holding up a basket and there's just a ship ton
Speaker 4: of weapons in it. I was like, I love that contrast,
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna that one and then Mojo Jojo. Those
Speaker 4: are my nice two tattoos.
Speaker 1: I want to get Mojo Jojo, but I want to
Speaker 1: get Mojo Jojo in a really, really.
Speaker 4: Sad like when he's all fucked up and Feeble or
Speaker 4: something Bubbles beat him to He's been beaten a handful
Speaker 4: of times, but that was the worst one.
Speaker 3: Bubbled down, brain hanging out, Yeah, his brain hangs out
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: To be fair, it happens that way exposed, the way
Speaker 1: he was, It's happened multiple but the way he was
Speaker 1: twitching and ship was like he got beaten so badly
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 4: That's one of my favorite episodes when she goes hardcore,
Speaker 4: and it was that dog fucking driving. It's just stuck
Speaker 4: in traffic, causing a traffic jam, and so Bubble, yeah,
Speaker 4: he's fucking talking. It's like, WHOA, I sure can't drive
Speaker 4: because I'm a dog or something. And then she grabs
Speaker 4: the dog and hits it three times.
Speaker 3: Bad dog, bad.
Speaker 1: Dog, and then like throws it down and it's like
Speaker 1: it's so fucking funny, dude, I love that show. I
Speaker 1: loved Yeah, The Powerful Girls is good.
Speaker 3: Ben it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about it so bad when I
Speaker 1: was younger, but I was scared of other boys didn't
Speaker 1: watch it. No, I wouldn't talk about it.
Speaker 3: And then I found out, like in second get other
Speaker 3: boys watch and I was like, this show is so good.
Speaker 1: It was like good music, was violent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told anyone. I was like, if there was
Speaker 4: anyone like, oh, you watched the show, I'm like, watch it.
Speaker 4: It's it fucking rules. It's not some baby doll show
Speaker 4: or whatever you think it is. Oh, another visceral thing.
Speaker 1: Do you remember.
Speaker 3: When the X Men showed up on the Spider Man
Speaker 3: the anime series, and I remember, okay, crazy thing. I
Speaker 3: do remember that, but I didn't watch the x Men show,
Speaker 3: so I didn't have a frame of reference. But I
Speaker 3: did still think, like, somethings weird about these guys, Like
Speaker 3: they didn't even look like they belong in that show.
Speaker 3: They didn't even look like they belong in Spider Man.
Speaker 3: They looked awful. How do they like?
Speaker 1: I don't even I remember when Iron Man showed up
Speaker 1: and I was like, you look fucked looked relatively fine.
Speaker 4: Mexican, I swear I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought. I was like, who is this fucking Have
Speaker 1: you seen old Iron Man's design?
Speaker 3: It's been a really was there going to be confused
Speaker 3: man nineties X Men crossover?
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, looks insane, dude.
Speaker 4: I think Gambit threw me off the worst because he
Speaker 4: has like white he has like a he because you
Speaker 4: know how it was just black, and then his pupils
Speaker 4: he has like eyes now like actual eyes were just
Speaker 4: a little bit of like an orange tint in his irish.
Speaker 1: He didn't have his black and red eyes.
Speaker 4: No, it was like regular people with a little bit
Speaker 4: of a tint of a pupil of the reddishness to it.
Speaker 4: And I was like, ew, I was like, why does
Speaker 4: he Why did they do this?
Speaker 1: You remember an episode of Dexter's Lab where Dexter's sitting
Speaker 1: on his mom's ass.
Speaker 3: Yes, I remember, like.
Speaker 4: My favorite boy, Yeah, boy, that's crazy. There's a there's
Speaker 4: an episode where he fucking h he offends a trucker.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember a trucker offends his
Speaker 4: wife and he's like, you insulted my wife, and then
Speaker 4: we're gonna have like an arm wrestling match because the
Speaker 4: trucker he is like an arm wrestling guy. You can't
Speaker 4: even see is he's so huge you can't even see
Speaker 4: most of them. You just see like he's an eclipsing
Speaker 4: the scene essentially. And then like he's like, oh, Dexter's like,
Speaker 4: my dad's gonna get fucking killed. So then while he's
Speaker 4: sleeping my robot arm but you don't know it until
Speaker 4: it's I'm and then fucking like there's like the struggle
Speaker 4: going on right like the trucker in the arm, and
Speaker 4: then Ded's like Texter, just fucking what are you doing? He's, oh,
Speaker 4: my bad and this and he throws them out of
Speaker 4: the fucking building. It's so fucking good, dude, yes is yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean yeah, but I this is kind of
Speaker 2: like they don't.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you could pause on I want to
Speaker 4: show gambit.
Speaker 9: They look discussed, they look they just they're so off.
Speaker 9: There's why does Scott look like that? Is that not
Speaker 9: how he looked? He looks he looks like someone.
Speaker 1: You know when you go to writing and you find
Speaker 1: the off brand versions of the characters at the toy store,
Speaker 1: it looks like that version of that. Yeah, I Scotts
Speaker 1: nowhere near that Jack. But everyone's more Jack than Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Spider Man is like doctor Octopus is jacked. It's
Speaker 3: so ridiculous, idea, this is a German nerd no reason.
Speaker 1: He's so I mean, he's piked.
Speaker 4: Arnold Swarze like crying in the corner, like how did
Speaker 4: you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't stop. It was so loud seeing Peter ninety
Speaker 1: seven being built like a regular person.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: It was like, I'm built like my mask, wear my mask.
Speaker 3: They like, I don't know, like I saw this, I
Speaker 3: want to say, and they just look the colors are off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't watch I just didn't watch everything.
Speaker 1: Spider I think Wolverine looks the most insane because his
Speaker 1: face looks like it's off kilter. I want to I'm
Speaker 1: just like, you drag Wolverine's face a little bit of left.
Speaker 1: Let me see fine.
Speaker 3: As the question Man nineties, I'm still gonna put in
Speaker 3: Gambit and see if it will pop up, because he
Speaker 3: just looks so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a fucking asshole like he has he
Speaker 1: has fucking like god.
Speaker 3: Fucking pop ups.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Damn, the internet's so ruined.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, it's still blurry.
Speaker 3: But like look, look, look, look, that's like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: supposed to.
Speaker 4: Have just black, you know, it's supposed to be black
Speaker 4: and then small fucking like orangish reddish pupils, and they
Speaker 4: just gave him like eyes. But then just put red
Speaker 4: and giant pupils, and then I'll show you like regular,
Speaker 4: like regular.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be like this, essentially, God, come on,
Speaker 3: so it's supposed to be like this. Sometimes these are
Speaker 3: too big right now.
Speaker 1: But but like it's look at beasts.
Speaker 3: What about him?
Speaker 1: He looks sick. It looks stupid.
Speaker 3: I mean, beasts always looks stupid to me.
Speaker 1: I love, I love in the show and the comics
Speaker 1: is kind of a cunt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like he should be a cunt though,
Speaker 4: being that smart. I would being that smart and like
Speaker 4: agile and just everything.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be a cunt when you're you're
Speaker 1: a smart guy. You could be nice, I know.
Speaker 4: But it happens though, because they're like, I'm so much
Speaker 4: better than everyone.
Speaker 3: You know what we got? All right, we got one.
Speaker 3: We'll do maybe one, one two more.
Speaker 1: We'll start with this one one two my pool.
Speaker 3: I shoe rode in or I show, I show, he said.
Speaker 3: He says, hey, Krill and mister Popo and he says,
Speaker 3: Dente Dan Day.
Speaker 1: You fool racist whatever.
Speaker 3: But it's fine anyway, he says. He says, we've seen
Speaker 3: majin Seal, but who is the fusion that defeats him. Huh,
Speaker 3: My money's on Canlon West. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I don't like imaginating that.
Speaker 4: I think Elon fusing with anyone makes them instantly weaker.
Speaker 3: So like no, yeah, like it's just that's go cu
Speaker 3: was so fucking funny that that game was so good man,
Speaker 3: There's so much entertainment value in that game.
Speaker 1: Cutely crazy was such a good game because of Bobby's spaceship.
Speaker 1: Bobby Ship is a fucking amazing games like that's never fighting.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately you don't do that world thumb now.
Speaker 3: World, Yeah, sh needs a catch up. The fusion that
Speaker 3: take down margin Seal, We'll.
Speaker 4: Say, like roper together, Oh my god, them taking down
Speaker 4: and shield, no chance. I mean I want to see
Speaker 4: them fuse together.
Speaker 1: It's a drink. He's a drinker of the world. He
Speaker 1: could drink all the oxygen, he could drink all the
Speaker 1: water in the world.
Speaker 4: No, God, I forgot about like before you like unconscious.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like an extra ammal or something drink.
Speaker 3: It was it was the Kailude Factory extra ammo and
Speaker 3: like it was made out of kailud ship.
Speaker 4: He drink like enough to make the.
Speaker 1: Right right.
Speaker 3: Like what the watch listen to our that is moral
Speaker 3: goes or will we want a extra ammo to find
Speaker 3: out what the field talking about?
Speaker 4: Billy Cosby in the Klude Factor.
Speaker 3: Wisby the Coil Factory. I think, yeah, man, it's difficult
Speaker 3: to imagine two people who would be strong enough to
Speaker 3: take down seal imbued with Bibody's magic.
Speaker 1: Could you could you believe somebody goes, digs up a
Speaker 1: grave and puts a fucking puts her ear ring on
Speaker 1: somebody that's dead.
Speaker 3: How does that work?
Speaker 1: I need this guy's power. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think he needs to be alive for to work.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably I feel like I would have to assume you
Speaker 3: guys have what's kind of sick fucking Cavorkian ass doctor
Speaker 3: would be out of that stuff. There's some there's some
Speaker 3: disgusting kai who's like just I think I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: his ear out of a mosquito and I'm fucking lion right,
Speaker 3: and then just see.
Speaker 1: What about the cause is that it's only permanent with
Speaker 1: the KUIs that got added later on the bullshit random, right,
Speaker 1: isn't it like? Because that explains why would didn't go
Speaker 1: go defuse with out of boo? Yeah, of course I
Speaker 1: would be crazy.
Speaker 3: Dragon has always been like that. It's like you have
Speaker 3: five minutes before namic blows up. And it's like.
Speaker 8: They were moving so fast. We saw more content than
Speaker 8: we got, Arthur, they were speaking. All of their speeches
Speaker 8: were a micro second long. That's how fast they must
Speaker 8: have been moving.
Speaker 1: Must have.
Speaker 3: Just diet tribes and oh wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Dragon Ball was really in.
Speaker 3: Depthy, it's really difficult to imagine. I think I think
Speaker 3: a fusion who a seal is just such a weird person.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who's in seals orbit, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? I think we got to do like
Speaker 3: R and B right, I guess so R Kelly.
Speaker 1: Kelly and oh no, R Kelly and Kelly and Trey songs,
Speaker 1: Trey song, What the fuck happened to that guy?
Speaker 3: He's dead?
Speaker 1: Heard about Trey songs? He's apparently he's fucking horrible, a
Speaker 1: consistent woman ABUSERR like forcing himself on females. Oh man,
Speaker 1: you never heard of that? Ship?
Speaker 3: No, I just thought he's fucked off because he's like,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: It's something bad. It's really MUCHO is it Diddy bad?
Speaker 1: I heard I heard from people that know it. They
Speaker 1: said when his thing comes out, it was gonna be
Speaker 1: worse than R Kelly's by like a long mile.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think it'll ever come out
Speaker 3: because nobody knows that it's really I mean, song is
Speaker 3: a very popular artist one, but not from modern times.
Speaker 4: It's been a long time since I've heard anything about him.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I bet there's a lot. There's like probably
Speaker 4: gen Z probably doesn't even know the fuck Tray songs.
Speaker 3: I don't know who the Tray song is. People gen
Speaker 3: Z knew R Kelly really, uh through I think through
Speaker 3: like meme culture or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think, because like maybe I don't try it was
Speaker 2: pretty big.
Speaker 1: I think maybe through the meme culture of him at
Speaker 1: that moment.
Speaker 3: But the music, No, no, they don't know his music. Yeah,
Speaker 3: was in saying me to think about it.
Speaker 4: It would be crazy, like it's the street like one
Speaker 4: of those street interview things and be like, oh who sings?
Speaker 4: My mind's telling me no, you know my body, that
Speaker 4: is that?
Speaker 3: A don't the cheetah? What is that? What is it?
Speaker 1: Someone that tested the cheated me. I'll be like, get
Speaker 1: the fun out of my face?
Speaker 3: Get is that chuck and cheese.
Speaker 1: That's Charles Entertainment cheese.
Speaker 3: It's like Charlie Entertainment cheese.
Speaker 4: You know, they probably won't even they didn't get experience
Speaker 4: those animatronic ship because I think all that she's gone.
Speaker 3: I didn't either.
Speaker 2: They didn't my parents, my parents, I wouldn't. I don't
Speaker 2: want to do it either.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to go.
Speaker 4: It was never I don't know anyone that enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: Like literally, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Once he chooses a fucking mosh pit pretty much every
Speaker 1: time went when there was a big fight, every single time, dude,
Speaker 1: that's not true. Where the god the one fishtreet in
Speaker 1: the Harlem every time I went.
Speaker 2: I swear to God that can ficture. Here's what I
Speaker 2: think it's now, Here's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: What's happening right now is another last of us. I
Speaker 3: saw the last movie trailer for three years before the show.
Speaker 1: Is even pitched. Every single time I would go there,
Speaker 1: there would be some sort of altercation and it wouldn't
Speaker 1: get to the point where it's like the videos where
Speaker 1: it's like a riot, but there would always altercation. On
Speaker 1: My ground was like, we shouldn't keep coming here, you
Speaker 1: know what's happening. Just go to fucking Atlantic City.
Speaker 4: I think I know what's happening right now. You are
Speaker 4: compartmentalizing and not that I want it so that it
Speaker 4: was you that I'm.
Speaker 1: Starting to fight.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why every time.
Speaker 1: Being an asshole to a little kid and that their
Speaker 1: parents get or me setting to get to each other,
Speaker 1: you should go hit that out of cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like people talk about like it's like when
Speaker 3: people talk about like you see it a lot within
Speaker 3: like con service circles. How like people are like really
Speaker 3: afraid of New York. They're like afraid of cities. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's just like, dude, I've seen like genuinely like
Speaker 3: no less than I think maybe like ten real altercations
Speaker 3: in New York City. I think aout the entire thirty
Speaker 3: years that I think.
Speaker 4: The worst shit happens in these bum fuck places where
Speaker 4: there's nothing to do. That's where the most STD statistics
Speaker 4: are the most yes, because like in these in the
Speaker 4: per capita type of thing, because obviously there's more people
Speaker 4: in the large cities. But like these people, they have
Speaker 4: nothing to do, so all they do is drink, fight
Speaker 4: and fuck that's it.
Speaker 3: They can't they chew the condoms, they corn up their
Speaker 3: pussies and then people eat it and it's like I
Speaker 3: got herpes from being corn. What the happen from my tractor?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 1: The doctor was first of all, stop sucking your tractor
Speaker 1: with that thought about not fucking a machine. You're telling
Speaker 1: me not to leave, sir.
Speaker 3: You're telling me I like my pushy, exhausting my tracktor.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you got.
Speaker 4: That's female talking right now. I like, yeah, I wrob
Speaker 4: my push on the tractor like grosses, I need to
Speaker 4: see this woman, I like, I.
Speaker 1: Like slicking all over the place. Man, my fond just
Speaker 1: got The world just got heavier to me, like the
Speaker 1: world like everything just got way down and I'm.
Speaker 4: Just this fucking doctor with the cowboy hat on and
Speaker 4: straw in his mouth. Wait wait, wait, man, wait, hold on,
Speaker 4: you call me, they.
Speaker 1: Got me the slick the persson down at the office.
Speaker 4: You tell me you are female?
Speaker 1: Was going on to you good enough.
Speaker 4: Immediately, Will gotta do what I gotta do.
Speaker 1: It looks it looks like it's told in a cherry.
Speaker 4: Doctors have fucking lab coats and cowboy heads on in
Speaker 4: the South. Maybe that's terrified to me. I like, don't
Speaker 4: touch me, bro, I don't even want you to touch
Speaker 4: me with the stethoscope. Don't even touch me.
Speaker 1: And he only gets callings bees. He's exciting. He doesn't
Speaker 1: even he doesn't even use the camera, puts two fingers
Speaker 1: in and why didn't you?
Speaker 3: My god, he has a good eye though, he's a
Speaker 3: really good eye.
Speaker 1: The amount of strength that was like just one just
Speaker 1: just no no, no, no no effort. It's so gaped,
Speaker 1: it's just so gabe to just your your you get bounded,
Speaker 1: gags and kids. Yeah, he had a rubber ball in.
Speaker 4: He he saves money, doesn't use anesty just so he
Speaker 4: knocks you out. But then once he gapes you, you
Speaker 4: fucking wake up.
Speaker 3: There should there should be there should be a Southern
Speaker 3: uh house, like a doctor house, oh man, where he's
Speaker 3: like he's really.
Speaker 2: Southern and autistic, and he knows what you have.
Speaker 1: He just understands, so rac you got you. That's so
Speaker 1: so racy.
Speaker 3: He's got cowboy boots with spurs and a lab code,
Speaker 3: a cowboy hat. He has like like one of those
Speaker 3: like hey things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, And it's the same hey, Like the
Speaker 2: entire series is the same.
Speaker 3: Browner and browner.
Speaker 1: It's not just brought rooms on it.
Speaker 3: The sheer fungal presence of that thing.
Speaker 4: It is like a doctor that the chief of medicine
Speaker 4: shows up and he's like, what's his name? Cow Cowboy House,
Speaker 4: Cowboy House, Cowboy House. This is the chief medicine. Surely
Speaker 4: every patient you've seen can't have aids. Well, whale boss,
Speaker 4: I'm can you prove it's you got me their Cowboy House,
Speaker 4: carry on you Cowboy House, Cowboy House will return after
Speaker 4: this messicine.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: And then the fucking Daily Wire adds.
Speaker 3: It till for abstinence.
Speaker 1: It's a.
Speaker 3: Sugar pill. Is a sugar pill. It just makes you
Speaker 3: so violently ill.
Speaker 4: You don't want to do anything.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 3: It makes you mega dizzy. You make it dizzy and sore. Yeah, damn,
Speaker 3: I can't put my dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it's at.
Speaker 3: Where it's at, I'm fucking delirious. I feel like until
Speaker 3: you get it, I feel like I'm going through chemo.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: The fuck is this pill?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: I don't feel I think I need to see Cowboy House. Man,
Speaker 3: I don't feel good.
Speaker 1: Cowboy being really dizzy and sore.
Speaker 3: What can I do? What can I do for you?
Speaker 3: This is me, Cowboy House. What can I do for you?
Speaker 3: How do I don't feel good? Can I come down
Speaker 3: to the office?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: And then fucking the chief of medicine. This is the
Speaker 4: chief medicine, Cowboy House.
Speaker 3: You're not doing a good job. Can you come in
Speaker 3: my office for me?
Speaker 1: For me?
Speaker 3: He's the patient, comes in. He's like, listen, I've been
Speaker 3: coughing up blood. I can't really breathe. I've been sleeping
Speaker 3: thirty minutes a day. Oh my god, I'm having a
Speaker 3: rough go. He goes hmmm hmmm, kicks him with the spurs,
Speaker 3: and then he's like, I'm healed. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Thank you like your house? I mean, Cowboy House.
Speaker 3: How get that right?
Speaker 1: Get that right about house? We're not that liberal Cowboy House.
Speaker 3: No, god, boys, you got zail or something. You not
Speaker 3: the baby's bill right now?
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 3: You leave? Oh my god, what's the addicted to? Because
Speaker 3: house is addicted to like pain medication is He's like
Speaker 3: he's I guess he's just an alcoholic.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. He puts cans of piss out
Speaker 1: on the fermentomly and heals it. O work.
Speaker 4: God, he's addicted a fermented piss.
Speaker 3: Fumes piss.
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Speaker 1: it's there, No, no, what a video? Everybody feels free
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Speaker 2: Well, like there's a video some guy where he's got
Speaker 2: jugs of pist.
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Speaker 3: like jugs of pists like transparent you can see, like
Speaker 3: full of yellow and there's.
Speaker 1: Like eighteen of them open.
Speaker 3: And then there's like like like what are these fans
Speaker 3: that's like pulling the air and blowing it on him,
Speaker 3: and he goes like I'm making piss air. Yayir, yayissir.
Speaker 2: He's kicking his feet against the fan.
Speaker 3: He's like, yay piss air.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's stupid enough to sound real though,
Speaker 4: like some fucking asshole like that picture you posted.
Speaker 1: And like, then I really got to clean up my
Speaker 1: room and it's all the dugs of over.
Speaker 3: I still love that.
Speaker 4: There was enough people that are like, wow, is that
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Speaker 1: Yes, the idea that is my right. Yes, someone having
Speaker 1: that much of their urine just in their houses, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you up to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pissing, you know.
Speaker 4: That kid that's like has like not really a must ash,
Speaker 4: long hair and glasses. That is a horrible room. And
Speaker 4: he keeps like reporting it, saying like, oh, I cleaned
Speaker 4: up my room and it's still that leg I think
Speaker 4: so yeah, And so he hired a maid did you
Speaker 4: see that? And then like the stains on this floor
Speaker 4: it looks like multiple dead bodies, you know, and like
Speaker 4: it just tells the blood stick.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you get to that point.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's a there's definitely something because he's self
Speaker 4: aware of it too, he's playing into it now, but
Speaker 4: it's still like how do you put up? I just
Speaker 4: I don't get it. I don't even even smell everything.
Speaker 4: He definitely like he's worse than asmen Gold. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: asmen Gold eating maggots brot in a sandwich of like
Speaker 4: he was eating it on per so, like he found
Speaker 4: like a spoiled sandwich, probably like one of those truck
Speaker 4: stop sandwiches or something. It's like, oh, it's like there's
Speaker 4: like fucking maggots in it, and he's still eating it.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, you know, anyone else, I
Speaker 4: would be like, oh, what an obvious joke, but it's
Speaker 4: Asthmen Gold, and I was like, I can't fucking believe
Speaker 4: he's eating maggots. Care free, good night, folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3: Curse you. I got a head to Palm Springs. The
Speaker 3: fuck is going on in Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our friends Jayalen Paul and like, wait over there.
Speaker 3: I know, I know it's it's one hundred. It's one
Speaker 3: hundred and ten right now over there, dude, wait just wait, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's around Palm Springs and I know that,
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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's.
Speaker 1: Not the Valley define that is a little, a little
Speaker 1: further that direction, though, does it right? Is that it
Speaker 1: that way? That area area is so hot and so
Speaker 1: quiet things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my brother almost died there because he's, like I said,
Speaker 4: he's a he's intelligence a little low whistle water.
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Speaker 3: president who gets boiled in the by the lobster and
Speaker 3: that stupid lobster b that we have. It was just
Speaker 3: stand up guy shoe haul ticking my ass. Here is
Speaker 3: Nikki Ziggy, ghost of Jojo, Shrek shot and Freudian slip, Sorry,
Speaker 3: Miss Jackson, Baddly Grave Hungery, Dark Duck Hunt Ethery and
Speaker 3: Birgery and Punter and Nate from melpous One. Uh busted
Speaker 3: my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was
Speaker 3: too tempting and as always rowning at our list. Yes,
Speaker 3: the king of haphazard, let's go ah ah goodbye. They
Speaker 3: shot my penis. My penis got shot right, and my
Speaker 3: rock heart stopped sunting my penis.
Speaker 1: Oh my dick bounced away to flo. I slapped away
Speaker 1: my rock heart cock. I slapped it away, and then
Speaker 1: I'm freezing.
Speaker 6: While Oh my god, I couldn't see it, but in
Speaker 6: a flash of a frame, I jumped up and slapped
Speaker 6: the bullet away with my raging hardcock. And I said,
Speaker 6: I said, fuck that firefighter in particular, I said he
Speaker 6: looks I said, he looks like one I would like
Speaker 6: to slap a bullet into with my thick rock hard cock.
Speaker 3: I said, I love.
Speaker 1: I love slapping bullets into people with my thick rock
Speaker 1: had cock. It's eight minutes.
Speaker 3: Long, my cock, I swear to you.
Speaker 1: You might not know. Don't people actually measure this is
Speaker 1: in minutes using my cock.
Speaker 5: My pep is so large, it is so long, time
Speaker 5: wise and length wise.
Speaker 6: I slapped a bullet into the head of a firefighter
Speaker 6: and I do not feel bad.
Speaker 1: I feel so good.
Speaker 6: In fact, I kissed his little helmet on stage and
Speaker 6: I said why, I said, I said why, And then
Speaker 6: I hate his.
Speaker 3: I hit his his.
Speaker 1: I saw his ghosts coming.
Speaker 6: Up to me for a kiss, and I slapped his
Speaker 6: ghost away with my thick rock ond cock.
Speaker 1: I can't stop using it. I love it so deeply.
Speaker 3: Four more years.
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, yes, yes, Mama.
Speaker 1: I jumped and.
Speaker 5: I jumped up, and I said coming, honey, and I
Speaker 5: came so hard.
Speaker 1: It was coming, It was coming.
Speaker 5: Aboard ky Okay Times Dead, Please turn off, shut up,