Speaker 1: I found this article about a thirty four year old
Speaker 1: woman who says that she's never.
Speaker 2: Had sex. She is a thirty four year old version.
Speaker 3: Wow thirty four okay wow.
Speaker 2: Not only that she's never had a boyfriend, worried for
Speaker 2: a girl she is not, She's not cute, she's not
Speaker 2: ugly at all.
Speaker 1: She says that her abstinence gives her a benefit that
Speaker 1: other woman her age don't have. She's free from the
Speaker 1: emotional trauma or baggage from past relationships.
Speaker 4: That is true, and.
Speaker 1: She says that she can't It's a really funny quote
Speaker 1: that I thought you guys would get a kick out of.
Speaker 2: She says that it allows her to.
Speaker 4: Travel because she's not bogged down by the dick. Yeah kidding.
Speaker 5: I guess all right, I can't go with you to Florida.
Speaker 4: Why because I gotta get that cac.
Speaker 1: I didn't set out in my life, in my life
Speaker 1: to be thirty four year old virgin. But dating has
Speaker 1: never been a priority for me. She says she doesn't
Speaker 1: experience attraction very often, and while she's open to the
Speaker 1: prospect of having a long term partner, she isn't interested
Speaker 1: in tying the knot or having children.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Some people are wired that way where they don't need
Speaker 5: companionship or a relationship or the need for second But
Speaker 5: I guess at the same if you can ever had sex.
Speaker 4: Than you wouldn't there would be no need for it.
Speaker 5: You've never experienced it before, you don't know what it's like,
Speaker 5: so therefore it's nothing. It's a nothing burger, as you
Speaker 5: would put it. I mean, I have a couple serious quoes.
Speaker 5: You've never experienced intimacy?
Speaker 2: Oh, what is fine? You have an had sex? Do
Speaker 2: you experience intimacy?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: What is your definition of intimacy? You've never had a
Speaker 5: long kiss?
Speaker 4: Right? You never?
Speaker 5: Apparently she has had It's there are people that don't
Speaker 5: see other people and get butterflies in their stomach. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there are people that don't feel the need to have children.
Speaker 5: I get all that, but to never have like you
Speaker 5: don't want? Are you protecting yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sames a little weird. Seems odd.
Speaker 5: You would think at thirty four years old she would
Speaker 5: have had some kind of action. I don't know, maybe
Speaker 5: there was some kind of trauma earlier in life, but
Speaker 5: you think that would be mentioned in the article though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if she's aware of it and is honest about it, right.
Speaker 1: She says she's waiting for the perfect person, explaining that
Speaker 1: she needs a strong emotional and spiritual connection with a
Speaker 1: man in order to be physical, something she has yet
Speaker 1: to find. You will not find the perfect person, Oh no, No, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think she's probably even put herself out there enough
Speaker 3: to find that person or given someone a chance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to go on a date, exactly sure.
Speaker 5: I believe having casual sex is more emotionally damaging than
Speaker 5: people would like to think. And there's nothing about that
Speaker 5: way of life that appeals to me. How would you
Speaker 5: know that you've never had sex of any kind, casual
Speaker 5: or formal.
Speaker 1: I've never murdered anybody, But I feel pretty confident in
Speaker 1: my standing that it's gonna hurt, like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: hard for you to deal with.
Speaker 4: Maybe, so I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think you necessarily have to go through something
Speaker 1: to understand it.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because maybe you know some people you know,
Speaker 5: and that's how you get serial killers, right, They joy
Speaker 5: that feel that rush or whatever.
Speaker 1: Maybe being pegged to something you would enjoy, maybe, so well,
Speaker 1: least try it and find out I'd hit for you
Speaker 1: to miss out on something.
Speaker 5: You know, I think you've got a couple of weeks
Speaker 5: coming up and take off you going to Man, I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna I'm gonna get that one with the suction cup,
Speaker 5: you know, and just stick it to the wall and
Speaker 5: just go get myself the business.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that that statement of you don't know
Speaker 1: until you try it can go across many platforms that
Speaker 1: I think we would all go absolutely.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. I'm not attracted to a dick
Speaker 4: in the ass.
Speaker 2: You don't know that you've never had it?
Speaker 5: You were, you were absolutely right, But the male genitalia
Speaker 5: does not.
Speaker 2: I don't look at it and say I need that
Speaker 2: in my life. But you've never.
Speaker 4: Who hasn't had a finger in especially you haven't gotten
Speaker 4: your prostate check to No, should probably do that, bro. No,
Speaker 4: it's that you're at that age you should know. If
Speaker 4: a doctor doesn't, it's okay.
Speaker 5: But if you get you know, you know Frank from
Speaker 5: Downling Road to do it, it's totally different.
Speaker 4: No offense, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Trust my doctor and not you when it comes to
Speaker 1: medical recommendations.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I'm gonna get in there. I've never
Speaker 5: had a person's finger in my butt hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't. I don't look at the.
Speaker 5: Male genitay and be like, yes, that looks attractive. You know,
Speaker 5: I'm I need that. No, No, but I think people
Speaker 5: who you know are they probably do.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's not my bag. It's not my bag, man, I've
Speaker 5: said it before. You like French toast, Someone's gonna make
Speaker 5: French toast any morning. If you want someone who's spiritually
Speaker 5: connected and emotionally in all these boxes, you need check
Speaker 5: before you'll even adventure. Nobody says you gotta get married, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel sorry for it, but
Speaker 1: I think you may be doing a disservice to yourself.
Speaker 4: I would agree. I think there's some.
Speaker 1: Being vulnerable is a huge attribute, but I don't take
Speaker 1: enough people embrace.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: Might you might find someone who's none of those things
Speaker 1: that enhances your life dramatically. Right, you've been so perf
Speaker 1: you all these perfect things. You might find someone who's
Speaker 1: not and might open you up to things you would
Speaker 1: have never knew where possible. Right, Because you've got to
Speaker 1: stay on your schedule. At three fifteen, you need to
Speaker 1: leave or whatever.
Speaker 4: Thirty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and not like intentional. I mean, she says, by
Speaker 1: her words, not intentional, not intentional. I feel like it
Speaker 1: is intentional.
Speaker 5: Because she is a fairly attractive woman, and I'm sure
Speaker 5: she's been hit on many of times and been asked
Speaker 5: out on many of dates, you know, many times, and
Speaker 5: in any time that that question gets asked, Hey, would
Speaker 5: you like to go out for some coffee or maybe
Speaker 5: dinner in a movie? You know, she says no. So
Speaker 5: that is intentional. It's one hundred percent intentional.
Speaker 1: But not intentional, the intent not being I want to
Speaker 1: be celibate, the intent being I need this perfect person,
Speaker 1: right right, You don't appeal to me because you have
Speaker 1: gray sox on it and I need white sox.
Speaker 2: There's probably a lot of fun at parties.
Speaker 4: Right Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna throw a cliche because I was looking
Speaker 1: at her Instagram and she does that that what's those
Speaker 1: when they tie the fabric to the ceiling and you
Speaker 1: swing around You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, yes you do?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, ballet.
Speaker 2: It's not ballet.
Speaker 4: But that's not ballet.
Speaker 3: No, it's.
Speaker 4: Is this like where you get tied up with ropes?
Speaker 4: And suspended bar.
Speaker 2: Nope, that's not bar. It's not bar.
Speaker 1: It's like fabric hanging from the ceiling and you see
Speaker 1: people like swing on it and do all that.
Speaker 2: Kind of like pole dancing.
Speaker 5: Almost cats, aerial silks okay, also known as aerial fabric,
Speaker 5: aerial tissue, aerial ribbon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, good you.
Speaker 3: She's so she's limber.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe look at her cat.
Speaker 2: There you go. I told you she has a fucking cat.
Speaker 2: I told you a hairless cat. At that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean if you have a allergy, she's holding
Speaker 5: her bald pussy. Yeah, I mean yeah, if that's your thing,
Speaker 5: go for it. Yeah, But why wrap it up on
Speaker 5: all these things rather than just like I haven't found
Speaker 5: the person yet.
Speaker 4: Mm hm, exactly, because it would be a very short
Speaker 4: article at that point in time.
Speaker 3: Does it hold true so easy to say I'm a prude?
Speaker 4: Rough right?
Speaker 1: Does it hold true that you like guys who have
Speaker 1: sex with that first person they're like, I got to
Speaker 1: marry this person.
Speaker 2: Does that hold true with women too?
Speaker 4: Fall in love with the first person you had sex with?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's fair. Does that happen with women too?
Speaker 2: Do women say that, like, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: There's an underlying joke or cliche that men who never
Speaker 1: have sex and then finally have sex with someone, they're like,
Speaker 1: I got a marrier.
Speaker 2: Do women fall into that trap too?
Speaker 5: I think so, yeah, I wouldn't make it so yeah,
Speaker 5: it goes both ways.
Speaker 4: It's the first dick you've ever had, You're like, this
Speaker 4: is amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and you want to have that dick forever.
Speaker 5: And we'll come to find out that dick is attached
Speaker 5: to an asshole. That makes sense, Yeah, hell are everything
Speaker 5: is asshole personality, not asshole physical actual I feel like.
Speaker 3: That's probably why. I mean, I think most girls when
Speaker 3: they lose their virginity, they're like, oh, I wish I
Speaker 3: could take it back.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I'll be honest, I think I
Speaker 1: wish I would I could take it back mine.
Speaker 2: But to be honest, also got it out.
Speaker 5: Of the way for real, for real, instead of waiting
Speaker 5: until you're in your twenties thirties and then falling in.
Speaker 4: Love with some slag.
Speaker 1: Not that you can't be happy, but I do think
Speaker 1: she's behind the curve in relationships.
Speaker 4: Absolutely and a lot of things.
Speaker 5: Man, It's been proven that you know, later in life
Speaker 5: you have kids, the more chances of those kids coming
Speaker 5: out fucked up. Okay, whether it be you know, severe
Speaker 5: mental disabilities or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that's like extreme older like fifty or sixty.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I read it. It was like in your thirties.
Speaker 5: You know, in your thirties.
Speaker 2: It really makes huge change late forties.
Speaker 3: But also it depends on your overall health too. And
Speaker 3: she looks pretty damn healthy.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know how you could tell that.
Speaker 3: I mean, she looks physically fit.
Speaker 5: No, she doesn't. She looks like a normal human. She
Speaker 5: doesn't look like she's got a six pack and works out.
Speaker 3: And I mean she's holding onto a damn rope doing
Speaker 3: flips in the air in a class.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that doesn't make you physically agile. One class would
Speaker 5: hardly warrant.
Speaker 1: You're physically fit. You're clearly adventurous. You clearly don't need
Speaker 1: a safety net.
Speaker 2: And that.
Speaker 5: I know plenty of people who don't look physically fit
Speaker 5: that are incredibly physically fit, So you cannot gauge that
Speaker 5: just by their looks. Some of the best fighters in
Speaker 5: the UFC look like they would destroy a donut buffet,
Speaker 5: and you wouldn't be able to catch them or they
Speaker 5: wouldn't be able to catch you in a run, So
Speaker 5: that I don't think that that's a fair assumption at all.
Speaker 5: How about this stat sixty nine a freshmen sixty percent
Speaker 5: freshman class entered college as virgins.
Speaker 4: Good for them, a bunch of nerds.
Speaker 2: Why good for them?
Speaker 3: I well, because they're young still and they're maybe saving themselves.
Speaker 2: For You said good for them, So I'm why you
Speaker 2: think that's good.
Speaker 3: Well, as a mom of a young child, I'm like thinking, like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's still hope, that hopeful? What kid could go to
Speaker 3: College of.
Speaker 5: Virgin You tried pimping out your kid to somebody else's
Speaker 5: daughter over that.
Speaker 3: Is a fear that you're that your kid could knock
Speaker 3: somebody up at a young age.
Speaker 2: That can happen at college.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yeah, I know it could.
Speaker 5: But it seems but it's more it's more acceptable for
Speaker 5: you if it's at college.
Speaker 3: Because they're older. Yeah, I would hate for it to happen,
Speaker 3: but yeah older. They're definitely older and more mature.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I know thirty year ols did.
Speaker 4: Have kids in or not.
Speaker 3: Well, that is true, but they're definitely more mature in
Speaker 3: college than they are in high school, and they just.
Speaker 5: Spent their time focusing on their grades in school work
Speaker 5: as opposed to you know, a social life, you know,
Speaker 5: having a girlfriend or whatever. In college, I think it
Speaker 5: was definitely the most reckless I ever was, and I
Speaker 5: think most people that go to college fit that bill.
Speaker 4: What's those college years? That's why they call on those
Speaker 4: college years.
Speaker 5: You know, you're still learning, be reckless, be fucking bulletproof,
Speaker 5: go out and do the things you know, and eventually
Speaker 5: you go out of those college years, which is usually
Speaker 5: what twenty five anywhere from twenty five to twenty eight
Speaker 5: or whatever before you hit thirty, and then you essentially
Speaker 5: grow up. I do not agree that if you're in
Speaker 5: college you're more mature. I do not agree with that.
Speaker 5: I would argue you're less mature because you have nobody
Speaker 5: looking over to you're trying to figure out where the
Speaker 5: guardrail is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true too, But there's a lot of
Speaker 3: kids too that go to college on scholarships who know, like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I can't lose this or I can't be here.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: I have to take it real serious.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: I also know brand Bermudez was on a scholarship pre
Speaker 1: med where I went to school.
Speaker 5: Uh, he was my weed dealer, so I hear you.
Speaker 5: But also those type of.
Speaker 1: Quantifiers to me don't exists just because of what I've
Speaker 1: seen from people in life. I know athletes that were
Speaker 1: buttoned down, and I know athletes that were not buttoned down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know people on scholarships that weren't. And I
Speaker 1: know people that were paying everything, working two jobs and
Speaker 1: you couldn't get them to party for nothing. So to me,
Speaker 1: a scholarship a scholar ship means nothing. Says of the
Speaker 1: class of twenty twenty eight to forty four percent of
Speaker 1: respondents reported interest in joining a club, sorority.
Speaker 2: Or fraternity. It varied by gender.
Speaker 1: Nearly half of male respondents, at forty nine percent, indicated
Speaker 1: they were very or somewhat interested in joining an exclusive
Speaker 1: social scene. For female students it was near thirty nine percent.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's necessary. I definitely understand the desire.
Speaker 5: I didn't do it to my junior senior year, and
Speaker 5: even then I was like this fucking right. But I
Speaker 5: think I think people have expectation of a college experience,
Speaker 5: yeah know, and that's part I feel like that's part
Speaker 5: of it joining a frat or a sorority as part
Speaker 5: of that college experience, departying your ass off as part
Speaker 5: of that college experience. You know, not for everybody. Sure,
Speaker 5: some people want to go and just learn, learn, learn,
Speaker 5: learn learn. Did they have sorties and fraternities where you
Speaker 5: went to school? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And the when I.
Speaker 2: I thought you went to a two year.
Speaker 3: School, I did, and and they had them, and they
Speaker 3: had and when and when I was done with school,
Speaker 3: I would go hang out at the University of Minnesota
Speaker 3: and they, of course they're huge there as well. And
Speaker 3: I had a friend that rushed Sigma new.
Speaker 2: We really love you.
Speaker 4: I paid my buck, I want my foxing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no, that's fine you sorry news boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he uh had to do some crazy asked
Speaker 3: shit And I was like, I don't know how any
Speaker 3: male would want to join, Like what, what's crazy as
Speaker 3: shit or a fraternity?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Just being an errand boy all hours of the night
Speaker 3: and doing embarrassing shit and having to run pantless through
Speaker 3: places and I.
Speaker 2: Mean streaking the quad dumb ass stuff.
Speaker 5: Dumb without going to college. Aloradies do that toolties do
Speaker 5: dumbation too. I'd say, I'm trying remember the dumbest thing.
Speaker 5: They blindfolded us and put us in the back of
Speaker 5: you hall and drove around town. They had this thing
Speaker 5: where it was like one of the Knights of Hell
Speaker 5: Weak or whatever where.
Speaker 4: And I had a pretty small class.
Speaker 1: It was like maybe seven of us, and one of
Speaker 1: the seniors was dressed up in like all fatigues. It
Speaker 1: was like the night to honor people that were that
Speaker 1: went on to join the military or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: dressed up in all black and fatigues. They turned out
Speaker 1: the light, like turn the power off in the house,
Speaker 1: and you had to find them in the house. And
Speaker 1: you're not gonna find them one, they're gonna move. Two
Speaker 1: you don't even know the house, right, And people hiding
Speaker 1: places and throwing stuff on you.
Speaker 4: I mean it was I.
Speaker 5: Agree, it's a little chaotic, yeah, but it was also fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's part of the experience. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll never forget getting yelled at. We had a thing
Speaker 5: called cake and ice cream. There's no cake and ice
Speaker 5: cream and getting yelled at and laughing and getting in
Speaker 5: trouble for laughing because I was a senior and I
Speaker 5: have like a sophomore or junior yelling at me. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I go ahead, it's fine. You're not gonna make me cry.
Speaker 5: I don't care. I'm done. In December, it'll be over.
Speaker 1: Female responded, seventy six percent said they had never had
Speaker 1: sex well. The figure was sixty one percent for male responded.
Speaker 1: Entering the freshman year, the majority of all responses reported
Speaker 1: having sex. Fifty seven percent said they have had only
Speaker 1: one sexual partner.
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 5: I'm not surprised by that. I think, you know, seven
Speaker 5: out of ten not having sex. It's probably a good
Speaker 5: thing only because pregnancy maybe right, But I don't know
Speaker 5: if it makes you a better or worse person because
Speaker 5: you did or didn't have sex in high school. Rushing it,
Speaker 5: you know, while your parents before they get home or whatever,
Speaker 5: we're on.
Speaker 4: Your paper route. That's good.
Speaker 5: Like again, they focused on their education and as opposed
Speaker 5: to being out social for having to have you know,
Speaker 5: a partner, a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever.
Speaker 2: I think you could make it even better.
Speaker 5: Argument that it's because you don't know how to interact
Speaker 5: with humans because you have been online the whole time,
Speaker 5: and then when you have to, you're like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, I use my hand. 's true too.
Speaker 5: If we're sitting here talking about this, I wonder, right
Speaker 5: when they they show up to college campus with their
Speaker 5: clipboards and they're going to take this survey, are they
Speaker 5: singling out the quote unquote nerds, right, you look like
Speaker 5: you've never had section in your life? Would you like
Speaker 5: to take a survey? You know, not really saying that,
Speaker 5: but you know they they're looking for a certain particular
Speaker 5: type of person.
Speaker 2: I mean all freshmen and nerds have right, right right?
Speaker 1: I think it's important which we don't get any is
Speaker 1: like was this online only? Was it part of the
Speaker 1: entry thing you filled out right? I ever worked?
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of factors that go into any survey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like how do they get them to take the
Speaker 3: survey too? Like do you get a free meal if
Speaker 3: you take a survey?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Because I bet freshmen would do a lot for free food.
Speaker 5: Any college students would, grown adults. Have you been to
Speaker 5: one of our remotes?
Speaker 4: That's all they want is free stuff? Any free pin caps?
Speaker 4: You ain't gonna T shirts?
Speaker 5: Ah, man, I got fucking coozies and bumper stickers.
Speaker 2: T shirts.
Speaker 4: That's true, it is he did well, sir. Yes, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of them that do to.
Speaker 5: It's like people that sign up to win that car
Speaker 5: at the mall and they put their naven piece on
Speaker 5: the piece of paper inside it in the window.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not winning a free car man.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I actually know somebody who did won.
Speaker 5: It was a Harley Davidson truck that they were giving
Speaker 5: away at the mall. But uh he he didn't cash in.
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, that's fucking stupid. He's like, well,
Speaker 5: I got to pay all the taxes and this and
Speaker 5: that and and I was like, okay, I guess that
Speaker 5: kind of makes sense, but why did you put your
Speaker 5: name in the fucking bucket if you were exactly did.
Speaker 2: They call him or did? He just was like I
Speaker 2: never called him back.
Speaker 4: They called him up. They called him up.
Speaker 5: I was like, why are these headphones feel so weird
Speaker 5: because they're not my headphones. I'm looking for patting. There's
Speaker 5: no padding. Anyway, they called him, and he like, I'm good.
Speaker 5: But he was one of those rough, tough kind of
Speaker 5: any ways.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: If someone called me to like, hey, congratulations, you won
Speaker 1: a Harley Davidson truck, I'd be like, fuck you, Yeah, up,
Speaker 1: I ain't believe in you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd ride it out, you know, because that's cool.
Speaker 4: I get it. I would. I would.
Speaker 5: I'd write it out and see how if it is legit.
Speaker 5: You don't know if it is legit. Okay, cool, Well,
Speaker 5: now you're gonna have to pay taxes on it. Well
Speaker 5: how much is that gonna be? Maybe like nine thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: Do you need all that upfront?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Or is just something we could pay off. I would
Speaker 5: do some some work into it, because again, you don't
Speaker 5: you just say you don't hear of a lot of
Speaker 5: those people winning those vehicles. So if it was maybe
Speaker 5: like fuck, yeah, I put my name in this fucking
Speaker 5: Cadillac at the mall and look what I got.
Speaker 4: How awesome is that? Right?
Speaker 2: And then you get nine hundred phone calls every six hours?
Speaker 4: Right? Potential spam? Potential spam.
Speaker 5: I was listened to an article online about people who
Speaker 5: get caught in scams and how they people like they
Speaker 5: will call and go you there's a warrn out for
Speaker 5: arrest and you need to pay the fine and if
Speaker 5: you don't, we're gonna come arrest you.
Speaker 4: And how.
Speaker 5: They are banking on you reacting in a hot like
Speaker 5: in a negative, aggressive way, right, because then your emotions
Speaker 5: are wrapped up in it, and that the people then
Speaker 5: carry shame and won't talk to their loved ones about
Speaker 5: it because they think they're embarrassed. Because you're like Keim,
Speaker 5: don't fall for that stupid right. You would think you
Speaker 5: would know if you've got a warrant out if you
Speaker 5: did something to issue a warrant, well, I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, honest, you would, even if even if it's just a.
Speaker 5: Bench warrant for you know, failure to appear on a
Speaker 5: ticket or some shit. You got the ticket, you got
Speaker 5: the citation, you knew you had a court date because
Speaker 5: the officer goes over all that stuff. You know, here's
Speaker 5: your fine, or you can wait until this court date
Speaker 5: and da da da da da da da, and then
Speaker 5: you didn't show up. So you you know for fact
Speaker 5: that you have a warrant out there.
Speaker 3: Right, if you didn't do the ticket.
Speaker 5: There's no surprise warrants at all whatsoever. Sure, I agree
Speaker 5: hundred percent. You and I are people that don't stick
Speaker 5: your hands and heads in the sand, right and act
Speaker 5: like if it outside of side, it's side of mind.
Speaker 5: If you think you don't agree with it, I don't
Speaker 5: have to go. I racked up nine of the motherfuckers
Speaker 5: when I was in my early twenties. Yeah, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, just because I was like, I don'll
Speaker 5: never fucking catch up to me. That's my point caught
Speaker 5: up to me, you know. And I learned my lesson
Speaker 5: from that one, you know, driving around knowing, damn, well,
Speaker 5: I've got warrants and if I get pulled over at
Speaker 5: any point in time, I'm getting locked up.
Speaker 4: But you know that's that. That was my college experience.
Speaker 1: When you pulled up, you Broyle, you get pulled over
Speaker 1: there like do you have any warrants? I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, man, I hope not right, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think I do.
Speaker 5: That's gonna change the why do you think you don't
Speaker 5: a trick questions?
Speaker 4: Damnit? You never know? Yeah.
Speaker 5: If I've learned anything in this life, Officer, it's that
Speaker 5: life is full of the rises.
Speaker 4: This could be one of them.
Speaker 2: Well, that being said, is there any drugs in the car?
Speaker 4: Not that I put in there?
Speaker 2: This is your car, right? Did you pack the suitcase yourself?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: I always love that question At the airport and they're like,
Speaker 2: did you pack your own suitcase.
Speaker 5: I'm like, who the fuck are these people to let
Speaker 5: someone else pack their goddamn suitcase. You did do me
Speaker 5: a favor, neighbor, Jim, you come over pack my suitcase? Yeah,
Speaker 5: going on a trip, and I just I just don't
Speaker 5: want to do it.
Speaker 2: It's a lot going on today. I don't have time.
Speaker 3: Could you buy any chance when you come over back
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 1: Do I tell them my wife packed my suitcase because
Speaker 1: she packs our suitcases.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I guess what you could. You should
Speaker 5: be like I didn't packing, my wife packed it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm always like no, no, no, no, good all right,
Speaker 5: not any like this guy.
Speaker 3: Actually, my wife packed it standing right here.
Speaker 1: So that's raising a flag. You didn't pack your own suitcase.
Speaker 1: We needed to step aside. Mark ticket now every time
Speaker 1: you go through like a son of a bitch, you honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also volunteer and information. Any lawyer would tell you,
Speaker 1: do not volunteer information to the law enforcement ever, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: anybody whose job is to investigate, do not offer information.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, that's it. Mostly No, did you pack your
Speaker 5: own suitcase?
Speaker 4: Yes? I don't like the way you said that.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's why I love watching those people what are
Speaker 5: they called, uh constitution checkers or I forget what they're online.
Speaker 5: They're like at the DUI checkpoint, and Biff is like
Speaker 5: license registration, and Biff's like are the drivers just.
Speaker 4: Like not dealing with it?
Speaker 2: License right straight, roll your window.
Speaker 4: Down, drivers just not listening to it. Pull over there.
Speaker 5: Because apparently they're illegal. Apparently speak duy checkpoints are illegal.
Speaker 5: I did not know that it's in proper sy.
Speaker 2: It's on the internet.
Speaker 5: Don't take don't fucking don't fucking bow up because Corbyn
Speaker 5: on the fucking radio. But I could see how someone
Speaker 5: would get to that they're illegal. I have never personally
Speaker 5: been through one as a driver. I have been through
Speaker 5: one as a passenger before. And we were living in Alabama. Hell,
Speaker 5: it was after a Fourth of July party out at
Speaker 5: our place and then I was going to go stay
Speaker 5: the night with my aunt, you know, and my cousin's
Speaker 5: and what nots, and and sure, shit fucking Chester got
Speaker 5: caught up in a goddamn roadblock, you know, duy checkpoint.
Speaker 5: And how he got out that motherfucker, I don't know,
Speaker 5: because he was fucking lit.
Speaker 4: He was drinking liquor all night long. So but he
Speaker 4: got out of it. It worked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they can't just pull you aside.
Speaker 3: Okay. It says that thirty eight states use DUI checkpoints.
Speaker 3: They are legal in those states, are our constitutional under
Speaker 3: the US Constitution. Twelve states do not. New Hampshire, South Carolina,
Speaker 3: and Utah can only use them with judicial approval.
Speaker 5: Okay, I know they have to make a public notice interact, like.
Speaker 2: They can't just do it.
Speaker 5: They have to make an effort like tell the news
Speaker 5: stations like, Hey, we're going to UI checkpoint at this place.
Speaker 5: But that doesn't make any sense because then everybody's just
Speaker 5: going to avoid that particular road or intersection. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: and they'll just find another way around to get where
Speaker 5: they need to be.
Speaker 1: So DUI checkpoints illegal understate law include Alaska, Idaho, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Oregon, Rhode, Island, Tajas, Washington,
Speaker 1: and Wisconsin. Those ones that are illegal illegal, Okay, they
Speaker 1: violate individual rights.
Speaker 4: Okay, so if your fuck do you live here in Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: In Texas, DOI checkpoints are not permitted because state courts
Speaker 5: have ruled them unconstitutional under.
Speaker 1: The Texas Constitution. Michigan's require DOI checkpoints to be conducted
Speaker 1: with specific safety measures. Oversight checkpoint must be plan in
Speaker 1: advanced to minimize discretion by officers in the field public notice.
Speaker 1: Many states require that the public is notified of a checkpoint.
Speaker 2: Locations in advance.
Speaker 1: Neutral procedure stops us follow a neutral formula, stopping every
Speaker 1: third car rather than singling out specific vehicles.
Speaker 4: I thought they just stopped everybody coming through.
Speaker 5: Safe checkpoints must be clearly marked, clearly marked by all
Speaker 5: the red blue lights that are block in the road.
Speaker 5: I think it even has the sounds like there is
Speaker 5: a h DUI checkpoint ahead.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: And you can't fuck can turn around when you see
Speaker 5: that sign because then they know, yeah, you're like, go
Speaker 5: get this guy. I have no interest to participate in
Speaker 5: any of that stuff now. I'd rather just not drink.
Speaker 5: It's usually they make it so easy with Uber and
Speaker 5: Lyft and all that ship nowadays, you really you really.
Speaker 4: Don't have to. But I don't have eight dollars to
Speaker 4: get home.
Speaker 5: But you had eight dollars to sit here and drink
Speaker 5: all night better than eight thousand.
Speaker 4: Uh huh. Ain't that the truth? Telling you?
Speaker 2: Where wool?
Speaker 5: Yeah, lose your Internet privileges. I'm confident people would change
Speaker 5: their tune. You lose Facebook, right, Oh, I'm Facebook band
Speaker 5: because I got in trouble with the law.
Speaker 2: How about you no longer get mail? You can't get
Speaker 2: ship mailed, do you?
Speaker 4: I guess?
Speaker 5: I mean the only thing that ever comes in my
Speaker 5: mail is fucking bills anyway.
Speaker 1: Amazon, you still abstained from You still abstain from paying
Speaker 1: your bills?
Speaker 4: Right? You will pay your bill you. I just gotta
Speaker 4: remember to pay him. Sorry.
Speaker 5: I got d y last month and they stopped sending
Speaker 5: me mail.
Speaker 4: And I didn't know I had to pay my water bill.
Speaker 4: I didn't. I was supposed to be here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't get mail. Remember you took that away from
Speaker 2: me last time.
Speaker 4: We sent you a notice in the mail. Well, fuck,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: We also sent an email. Yeah, you took the internet
Speaker 2: away too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why don't you dressed up for court?
Speaker 5: Sir?
Speaker 2: You made me wear.
Speaker 4: Wool, right I am.
Speaker 5: I'm wearing my court appointed outfit, my wool pants, wool socks,
Speaker 5: wool shirt, wolf sweater, and my wolf fucking.
Speaker 2: Cap and my wolf shoes.
Speaker 1: Right, and and I'm so chaped, sir, from the wool underwear.
Speaker 1: So do you know how many Etsy I can't buy
Speaker 1: shit on Etsy forget my wolf stuff because.
Speaker 2: You took away my internet.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta go to the local bohemian shop.
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you ones this new essential oil?
Speaker 2: Some as you want an I side ball?
Speaker 4: Uh something like that. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys have a fantastic week, and uh,
Speaker 1: we'll talk.
Speaker 4: To you later.
Speaker 5: See yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh bye bye