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<v Speaker 1>Sandy says she's extremely disappointed in the Bros. In the Bros.

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<v Speaker 1>But to show you how upset I am, Tomorrow day off.

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<v Speaker 2>Have good news, she says.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, I hope you come back refreshed and ready

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<v Speaker 1>to work. You imagine that you're gonna be drinking for

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six hours straight. Hi, Hello, Welcome aboard a rainy

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<v Speaker 1>night of bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat Board. Caylin

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<v Speaker 1>is joining us this evening as well. It is raining

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time in I don't know one hundreds days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so everybody spooked everybody, but he doesn't really know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. It took me an hour to get here.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived seven miles.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm concerned for our safety, Dylan. I was driving my

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<v Speaker 3>son to preschool today and I see a homeless zombie

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<v Speaker 3>trying to light a couch on fire that had been

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<v Speaker 3>abandoned on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye a freezing Well he had achieved the couch to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you'd be surprised how easy it is to light

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<v Speaker 1>shit on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>The couch was in fact on fire, so I of

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<v Speaker 3>course called nine one one.

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<v Speaker 2>You know an entire city got burned down last year.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, I called nine one one, and as I'm

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<v Speaker 3>driving to pre school, you know, the phone rings, they

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<v Speaker 3>said nine one one, you're on hold.

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<v Speaker 1>And I drive all away to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Still on hold. Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I wait there. I'm like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>they're going to pick up now.

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<v Speaker 1>This is nine one one.

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<v Speaker 3>Now imagine this scenario.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, this is Blowdock, right, it's blow den.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I imagine this scenario where a girlfriend has

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<v Speaker 3>her ex boyfriend trying to kick down her door and

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<v Speaker 3>she calls nine one one. Oh yeah, I would say

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<v Speaker 3>it's society is unraveling when you call nine one one

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<v Speaker 3>and you don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>People answer, and it's raining right now. So and I

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<v Speaker 1>know that we have fans from all over the globe,

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<v Speaker 1>so la people complaining about raining. I'm just always in

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<v Speaker 1>awe of how catastrophic rain can be in this city.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really mind blowing how people just kind of I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>can you hear it? It's beautiful. Anyways, we're here to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about below Deck. That's right. The third episode or

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<v Speaker 1>the second episode of the two part finale of the Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, Amy, it kind of ended like I wish

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<v Speaker 4>I wish ABC's The Bachelor ever ended this way where

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<v Speaker 4>he goes, he goes, I'd like to really have sex

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<v Speaker 4>with both of you, and they call him a pussy

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<v Speaker 4>and they both leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's not what happened this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>But now, to be fair, it has kind of ended

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<v Speaker 3>that way a few times. Don't you remember Ben Higgins

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<v Speaker 3>whod two girls that he loved him. He might have

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<v Speaker 3>told three girls.

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<v Speaker 1>He loved right right, right, right right. But I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get together at the same time and go you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to fuck both of you, and then they leave.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, it was a fun episode. Kissy Unleashed. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if if you clip a bird's wings, can

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<v Speaker 1>you unclip them? Can they fly again? Oh? Wow? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>If you cut a lizard's tail off, it grows back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, her tail has fully grown back. She is ready

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<v Speaker 1>to mingle, and so are we. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to Real Housewives as salt Lake, join us to Patreon,

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, slash another podcast network, anything else. Well we

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<v Speaker 1>do aps there, aps? Yeah, great aps. Pat went to

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<v Speaker 1>Disneyland and I went to the DMV, amongst other things.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into it pots. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I want to give it four pots. I love

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<v Speaker 3>the crossover.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch the episode yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Kaitlin?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I love the crossover.

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<v Speaker 3>This integration with focusing more on the chart guest, I

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<v Speaker 3>think it's really important.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>They got to figure this out with these producers because

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<v Speaker 3>I loved hating a matchmaker Amy. She was very obnoxious,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, and not good at what she does.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just like, what the most pushy, useless person, and

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<v Speaker 1>all you do is e cheeseburgers in your room. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no At one point, sorry, go ahead, and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get rid of you people. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't need to do it yourself. What do I

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<v Speaker 1>need you for the fun?

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<v Speaker 3>You're supposed to be the buffer. I don't need to

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<v Speaker 3>feel uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think that I need some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>middleman to get Instagram girls on a yacht? You're a

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<v Speaker 1>you're a you're a useless cog amy go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>I loved hating superficial possible sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Anna so fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I you know, I think Anna would take poor bachelor

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<v Speaker 3>Joe's money, but then she'd be completely able to walk

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<v Speaker 3>over his cold dead body to go hang out with Lee,

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<v Speaker 3>right right right? You know, you know, yeah, Leo by

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<v Speaker 3>the way, I saw a picture of Leo lately. Huh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's starting to hit a wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you drink.

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<v Speaker 3>So much champagne all night and you're you know, you're,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, getting through your eightieth twenty five year old

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<v Speaker 3>that does not do the body good.

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<v Speaker 1>Eightieth that's funny, and twenty five is funny too. He's

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<v Speaker 1>starting to hit a wall. Not really though, because of

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<v Speaker 1>the body of work.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's just kind of oh, really, did you see

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<v Speaker 3>one battle after another?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did you see it? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I read the reviews though, because I like negative reviews.

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<v Speaker 3>I read him in my free time, and it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>A ninety five percent. Oh really there, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>there were negative reviews for that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>On a positive note, Kizzie is engaged to Tom who

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Tommy, the guy that she told at midnight that

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<v Speaker 3>she needs to dump him because she wants suck face

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<v Speaker 3>with a bunch of sea rats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, they mended fences. They're together now.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they? And they're engaged? Okay, good for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Count down to Armageddon, right, you kids? You crazy kids

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<v Speaker 1>do not get engaged. How many pots do you give it?

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<v Speaker 1>I give it forty, okay, Kaylin, I'll give it thirty five. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we rise for a beautiful barth head on a

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a sunrise. It's very confusing because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a sunrise. And then Asha goes

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<v Speaker 1>up to the lady and she goes, what can I

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<v Speaker 1>get you a drink? She says vodka? So I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>it can't be so no, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you vacation with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well I have vacation with you? Yeah? Actually, vacation

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<v Speaker 1>story solving. We went together. We went to a wine country.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we did downers and we kissed. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of it. Really cool. Yeah, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. So anyways, the Bachelor and one of his

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<v Speaker 1>contestants are really boozing. But Joe and Nathan have a

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<v Speaker 1>little chat about the ladies. Let me break down the

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<v Speaker 1>game for me, yes please.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe is really feeling himself and he's kind of torn

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<v Speaker 3>because he wants to have sex with both Kizzie and.

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<v Speaker 1>V but the and Kathy and Sandy right and Josh anybody? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now here's the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>He really wants to have sex with v because she

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<v Speaker 3>has a great ass, but she keeps talking about that

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<v Speaker 3>ex of hers that died, and that's a real boner

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<v Speaker 3>killer for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, it's not a boner killer for him. It's

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<v Speaker 1>something that he has to It's a challenge, right because

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<v Speaker 1>he has to pretend to care in order to have

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<v Speaker 3>You know, these are the types of problems that I

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<v Speaker 3>missed tellan when I was a young man. Oh, which

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<v Speaker 3>sea rat should I have sex with?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You know today's problems. Which assisted facilities should I.

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<v Speaker 1>Put my uncle? That has to mention? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Being young is fun, It's why it is fun. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's important to remember that a lot of these sea

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<v Speaker 1>rots are not really that young.

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<v Speaker 3>Right in their hearts, they are uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hearts and minds. Okay, so what is more delicious?

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<v Speaker 1>Josh says, And Josh had a brutal night. Josh had

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<v Speaker 1>a tough night. We keep doing these things where we're

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<v Speaker 1>listing off eligible candidates for fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, Are you an Ocempic?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I have yet to apologize to the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, So the last episode. I look, I

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on oz empic and I decided that they recommend

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<v Speaker 3>tripled the dosage to speed up my weight loss.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a an unfortunate choice.

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<v Speaker 1>As if they say you can take this and in

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<v Speaker 1>sixty days you'll lose weight, you factored what you.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, take one pill a day.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, I can cut this down to twenty days.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, why not take three pills?

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<v Speaker 3>And then of course you mix a little drinking in there,

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<v Speaker 3>and the next thing you know, you're slurring your words

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<v Speaker 3>and blacking out. During an episode of a recap of

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<v Speaker 3>Below Deck, I apologize to the audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is a professional. You've never done that before.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and so I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I've mentioned this before in the podcast, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to talk about match Maker Amy. There are subtle

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<v Speaker 3>clues into a human being soul. Match Maker Amy is

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking demon. Oh yeah, all right, and I guarantee

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<v Speaker 3>she is in fact single, and her best friend is

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<v Speaker 3>either a plant or a fucking reptile. She's one of

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<v Speaker 3>those weirdos that has like a pet snake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, or a cat. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do a JD vance thing right now. Cat ladies are

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<v Speaker 1>my ladies. But I'm just saying I didn't say cats

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<v Speaker 1>are cool. No, no, no, I know, but I oftentimes there

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<v Speaker 1>are You know, you think of the predicament of a

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<v Speaker 1>cat being owned by Amy, you know I would want

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<v Speaker 1>more for that cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna point out two things why Amy's a demon.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she spilled wine.

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<v Speaker 3>On the stairwell, and she's and she called for Kermit

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<v Speaker 3>to clean it up, right, her second indictment on her soul.

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<v Speaker 3>When the boat headed out to see she turned to

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<v Speaker 3>jaw a bachelor Joe who's paying for the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>She said, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>God I needed a different view.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen of England. Yeah yeah, Queen Queen Elizabeth of England.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's tough, man. Wow, people are pretty entitled. You

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<v Speaker 1>are not a fan of her at all? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>We'd love to have you on. Yeah, no, we would

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<v Speaker 1>love to have you. So it's so funny that you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're dolling out indictments. I was thinking, like, what if

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be the perfect person for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you would be a funny person for that. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you do if Kaylan was Kaylen had died. He's in,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in. He's a nice person. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I've known him for ten years. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Bill Cosby.

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<v Speaker 3>Bill Cosby, he's out, he's out. Yeah, Okay, Bill, you're

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine hearing that when you're being sexually assaulted?

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ uh Saddam Hussein?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. What about Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton?

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<v Speaker 1>As is really good to be here. I just want

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you shut up, that's Barbara Walters.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know bad. It would just be nice to

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<v Speaker 1>move on from a president doesn't murder people, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyways, we have to get back to the show

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and Nathan. Can I get back to Josh really quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>He says, what's more delicious than taking a bite out

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<v Speaker 1>of love? What does that fucking mean? What the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean? We get to dinner and play a

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<v Speaker 1>little Never have I ever? I hate this game? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you hate about it? Well, this is a.

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<v Speaker 3>Game you play with prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't play this game with future Do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Partner games with prostitutes or I don't know, to prostitutes? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>let me clarify. You want to play this board game.

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<v Speaker 3>This is I believe sitting at the table with bachelor

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<v Speaker 3>Joe is four possible future partners. Lifelong partners will take

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<v Speaker 3>care of you or some you know, and not like

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<v Speaker 3>just the one night stand. Because we used to play

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<v Speaker 3>this when I was in my twenties. We had two

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<v Speaker 3>games we'd play when we'd all be partying in my

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<v Speaker 3>shitty apartment. We'd have naked Jenga and on the blocks

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<v Speaker 3>you pull it out say like make out with the

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<v Speaker 2>It was a real fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Oh, that's a great name

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I was actually gonna trademark it and try

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<v Speaker 3>and market this.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know you were going to trademark Jenga.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no horny Jenga.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's Jenga there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the next game we play is never have I Ever,

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<v Speaker 3>And of course it'd be like, never have I ever,

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<v Speaker 3>other people. This is a horrible game to play at

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<v Speaker 3>this table.

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<v Speaker 1>How does it? How does it lead to hooking up

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<v Speaker 1>with people?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're supposed to get horny because you're making all

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<v Speaker 3>these like like Russian spy Anna, she's confessing to everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Never have I ever had sex with Putin? And she

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<v Speaker 2>took a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right right, yeah, never have I ever. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>sexual like. See. That's why I feel like if I

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<v Speaker 1>was playing, I'd be like, never have I ever bungee

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<v Speaker 1>jumped and people be like, what are you? What the

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no one wants to play that.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants Yeah, we're trying to party, we're trying to fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>and I you know, sorry, I thought we were playing

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<v Speaker 1>never have I Ever? Okay, so never have I ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Gotten a lap dance mile high. Let's get to the

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<v Speaker 1>first course because it's my I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>this dish is my enemy. But what is it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>a gospotcho. Gaspacho is a lot like Amy to me,

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<v Speaker 1>where it just like it presents itself as something useful

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<v Speaker 1>or enticing or peeking, and it's just cold, cold wet soup.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's cold tomato soup. Yeah. Well, the so we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it before. The ceiling of Gaspacho is maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a five. But anyways, listen, uh Tim, Tim Bachelor's and

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<v Speaker 1>uh what Josh I kept calling him? Oh they called

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<v Speaker 1>him Tim. Another indictment of Amy.

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<v Speaker 3>Amy called a chef Josh Tim.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa listen to that? Right? It's so beautiful. Amy is

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<v Speaker 1>a rude person. Yeah, that's a really really rude person.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Caitlin, can you look up matchmaker Amy on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What are you trying to get into that?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see her posts. I want to see if she

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<v Speaker 3>has a partner. It's going to be a picture of

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<v Speaker 3>her with a bunch of plants. Very very sad woman.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So Tim aka Josh but's in to lay

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<v Speaker 1>down some beef and lobster and then we get to

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<v Speaker 1>a white chocolate and basil ganash. White chocolate with basil

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<v Speaker 1>ganash inventive dessert. Dare I say a powerful dessert? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a really really you know, it was

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<v Speaker 1>too good a dessert to come at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>this never have I ever thing, But I gotta say

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to see holes in clown boys game because

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<v Speaker 1>he's been way too good.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you compared his last offering to Campbell's soup.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, his last And that's what I'm happy about because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was gonna be way too good. But

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<v Speaker 1>the last meal that he served looked like something you'd

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<v Speaker 1>serve to inmates. So that's actually really reassuring. What was

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<v Speaker 1>he gonna say? Are we we're a little it's the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we're not Mariah Carey tonight. We're recording on

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<v Speaker 1>a Monday, so that's I think that's why we're a

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<v Speaker 1>little off. I'm not off at all. Okay, do you

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<v Speaker 1>have anything from her Instagram account?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I have her Instagram account up, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have do you see a partner anywhere? A love? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>How many followers sixty?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no?

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<v Speaker 1>Just six thousand?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, Dylan, how does dessert fitish?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a real matchmaker or is this like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>throwing a jewelry party and calling themselves a jeweler.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm seeing a couple other posts of her on yachts o.

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<v Speaker 1>Yacht which. Yeah, I'm message.

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<v Speaker 3>Her and say you're a producer of a podcast and

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<v Speaker 3>ask her if she'll come on, come on hit her up.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna do it from a different Instagram account that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on right now, so it later.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Where does dessert sit in modern cuisine? I never order

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<v Speaker 3>dessert after a meal. No, I don't even want it

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<v Speaker 3>on a yacht pass.

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<v Speaker 1>No, dessert To me, dessert is like what it. For

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, I feel like I should always be walking

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm eating dessert, Like I don't know why. I

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<v Speaker 1>want it to be away. I want to be moving

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm eating it. I don't want to be saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's at the end of that. We've been here too long.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>In most restaurants there's been like stories written about this,

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<v Speaker 3>Like most restaurants are just third partying it out, Like

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<v Speaker 3>they'll buy three different types of pies from third party vendors.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, there's no like chefs coming in to like

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<v Speaker 3>be there to make desserts.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, there are a lot of dessert chefs though.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean an upscale Michelin star whatever, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And did you message her say

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<v Speaker 1>the years from sixty minutes? She'll probably respond.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't messenger yet, but you did talk about some cat

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<v Speaker 5>posts and I just found one cat post, thank you,

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<v Speaker 5>And it has a long caption attached to it, introducing

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<v Speaker 5>my first animal family baby Lingling a fighter, a lover

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<v Speaker 5>who taught me love, perseverance, and miracles.

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<v Speaker 1>It goes on for a long Dylan, how well do

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<v Speaker 1>we know people? I'm gonna need you to keep reading that.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, thanks to the cat network whoever did that.

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<v Speaker 3>I said she single and she needed an animal to

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<v Speaker 3>connect with, because what I meant to say was she

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<v Speaker 3>had a lizard brain.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm seeing a lot of cat posts. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have to do some work. There's a couple cat posts.

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<v Speaker 1>On okay, all right, Well, well she will get We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get to that.

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<v Speaker 3>I also meant to say her other best friend was

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking bottle of.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, so uh Asha and Kathy uh

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<v Speaker 1>fall in love and Kizzy is seeing red. This is

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<v Speaker 1>and I think she's capable of like Emily Rose type horror.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's currently confined to, you know, a working environment,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't think anybody's gonna die. Nathan is getting sloppy,

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<v Speaker 1>his buddy is on the boat, and Sandy's like, these

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<v Speaker 1>guys are just having fun. Now now is this the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning? I think? So? Okay, no, all right, no

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. We've got two special dates tomorrow. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is where Amy, the matchmaker wants him to make the decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh at night, She goes, I need you to make

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<v Speaker 1>a decision. He goes, well, I need some time to think.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, well, i'd like it. Now, Hey, Amy, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to sleep on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I know dyl But men, we we know ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>We we we belabor over these things. Sometimes we need

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<v Speaker 3>a woman, a strong woman, to step in and say

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<v Speaker 3>now I need a decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and I continues to shit on the Bachelor, but

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter to him because he has found love

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<v Speaker 1>in Alicia. We get to the next day, next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and we find out the next morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh quick, personal story, how long we've been going twenty minutes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I had a story of this, so probably like seven

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, we had like multiple couples going up to napou.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a y former work partner. We went up with

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<v Speaker 2>him and this party bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, party bus. One of my buddies I got the

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<v Speaker 1>invite to that, you did.

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<v Speaker 3>One of my buddies took up a date. They were

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<v Speaker 3>going to stay in a bedroom with each other at

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<v Speaker 3>this airba be anyway, she wanted nothing to do with him, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>which was very clear to all of us. So there

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<v Speaker 3>were like six couples.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all partying, going on wine tours, blah blah, blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing that I noticed, my observation, was that she

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<v Speaker 3>was taking selfies and beautiful napa of herself with those

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful views, asking strangers to take pictures, not with my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they they use men like stage hands, right,

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<v Speaker 1>just swap the background out for me, right, I just

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<v Speaker 1>need you to get me to a new environment. Good

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<v Speaker 1>on them, I had, Yeah, I didn't, Well, what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fucking idiot? It's like, yeah, and I'll take you

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<v Speaker 1>to you want to check to make sure that she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to fucking kill you, Like, what is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you?

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<v Speaker 2>I thoroughly enjoyed that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So next week's Morning below Deck does this

434
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<v Speaker 1>and they explained this later, but I was confused at first. Alicia,

435
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<v Speaker 1>Joe goes to bed, Bachelor Joke goes to bed, and

436
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<v Speaker 1>then Alicia, I think, beckons a sea rat to wake

437
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<v Speaker 1>him up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, and she tells him that she's very interested,

439
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<v Speaker 3>and that's where Anna, the Russian spy listens from above.

440
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<v Speaker 1>Now this was this was after they went to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's what I'm saying it happened. Uh, that's when

442
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<v Speaker 3>she said, hey, can you wake him up? And then

443
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<v Speaker 3>everyone was supposed to have gone to bed, and Anna's

444
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<v Speaker 3>up on the upper deck listening to them talk down below.

445
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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh oh is this where she slept with him? Yeah?

446
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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Sorry, you're on ozempic. But you're you're just

447
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<v Speaker 1>on one dose of ozempic. I thought that happened the

448
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<v Speaker 1>last episode. Are you on one dose of ozempic?

449
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<v Speaker 3>No?

450
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<v Speaker 1>I started doubling it. Did you really? Yeah? Okay again

451
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<v Speaker 1>in the comments, just diagnose him because I don't know

452
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<v Speaker 1>what's happening. If anybody can help, but it's out. Just

453
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<v Speaker 1>give him a diagnosis. You know what it's going to be, Patty. No, okay.

454
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<v Speaker 1>So Joe takes a forty five minute break and the

455
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<v Speaker 1>buddies are beginning to fissier. Yeah, now no one is

456
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<v Speaker 1>on deck, not a single soul is on the swim platform,

457
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<v Speaker 1>and Sandy is ripshit pissed off. Now, I Nathan's got

458
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<v Speaker 1>a tough job because his buddy's there. His buddy's there,

459
00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and Nathan was on fire tonight. But anyways, he did

460
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<v Speaker 1>ask Joe, I think, to stay on the swim platform.

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<v Speaker 1>You more on that. At five, Amy says, we've got

462
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<v Speaker 1>to eliminate two of them, and you need to do

463
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<v Speaker 1>it once again. She is a demon, you know. I

464
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<v Speaker 1>have to say this.

465
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<v Speaker 3>Merrily grew on me as the two episodes of The

466
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<v Speaker 3>Brazilian Yeah, yeah, she really did. Now, Anna, she's she's

467
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<v Speaker 3>someone who will probably marry a Russian oligarch or something,

468
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<v Speaker 3>and he'll be a disappointment to her and he'll make

469
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<v Speaker 3>her disappear at some point.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she'll be poisoned mm hm oh yeah, but

471
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<v Speaker 1>she'll be poisoned and processed. And that's tragic because she's

472
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<v Speaker 1>a she's a young woman with a bad attitude. But

473
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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't mean you should be poison in process. But

474
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<v Speaker 1>that's what these Russian oligarchs do, you know. Yeah, yeah,

475
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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny there. I follow this Instagram account of

476
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<v Speaker 1>this guy that lives in Russia. He's this British guy.

477
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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised he hasn't been killed, you, but he walks

478
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<v Speaker 1>around the streets and he just he just shits on

479
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<v Speaker 1>Russia and he's just like, yeah, literacy rates are at

480
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<v Speaker 1>like two percent in this fucking god forsaken country. And

481
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<v Speaker 1>also everybody is dying that oh. The life expectancy for

482
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<v Speaker 1>men in Russia is a decade younger than the rest

483
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<v Speaker 1>of Europe. And it's you know why, vodka Literally scientifically

484
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<v Speaker 1>it's vodka. They're killing themselves.

485
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<v Speaker 3>They want to die. Yeah, yeah, man, Now Jimmy Kimmel's.

486
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<v Speaker 2>Music director died.

487
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<v Speaker 3>Huh Jimmy Kimmel's music director.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Yo, yoh, Cleo, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah in the Kletones. Yeah, is liver shit out on?

490
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a boozebag.

491
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<v Speaker 2>I'll be covering that on PMC.

492
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<v Speaker 1>Well if you if you want to hear that, go

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<v Speaker 1>to patriot dot com. Cleo.

494
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<v Speaker 3>I met the guy once.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Amy is a oh oh? Set up more about Lola. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you all about it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, This is where I'm going with this.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have multiple Lola blankets in the house. My

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<v Speaker 3>sister in law Amy visited us. We didn't want her

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<v Speaker 3>to come, but we couldn't not let her stay here because.

562
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<v Speaker 2>She's so cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>She wouldn't She'd sleep a bus stop before she paid

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<v Speaker 2>You let her stay here safe? I can I have

566
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<v Speaker 2>a blanket?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? The onus is on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>She is a family member, even though no one likes her.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, can I have a blanket?

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572
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<v Speaker 3>I said, hide the lolas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah where are we?

579
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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, meets up with Nathan?

580
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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she said, the Bro shows over, dude.

581
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're fucking up bro. Yeah, Bro shows over Bro

582
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<v Speaker 1>and uh we bid the ladies a jew that is

583
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<v Speaker 1>Maravella and Anna and Anna. That's right. So the Sea

584
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<v Speaker 1>Rats Asia is fucking the air. She's so happy.

585
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well yeah, kermit.

586
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<v Speaker 1>The Sea Rats find out that Joe and the smokeler, Uh.

587
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<v Speaker 3>Smoke your cock? What that's her? I think that's her

588
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<v Speaker 3>middle name. Middle name is smoke cock.

589
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<v Speaker 1>That's not what are you doing? You're doing like a

590
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<v Speaker 1>smoke a cock? Are you doing like a grown ups

591
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<v Speaker 1>two bit? Right? Now?

592
00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen that film cock.

593
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<v Speaker 1>All right, Asha, to demote or to not demote, that

594
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<v Speaker 1>is the question.

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<v Speaker 3>Now here's my issue with Kermen on this. How about

596
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<v Speaker 3>giving in. I'm no fan of Kizzie. Give Kizzie a

597
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:39.359
<v Speaker 3>little little heads up on this move here?

598
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<v Speaker 1>What's that rain? It's beautiful? No, Kissy is hell spawn.

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00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:53.920
<v Speaker 1>She does not shows her nothing. If I were Asia,

600
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<v Speaker 1>I would have come up with more stripes, innovate the

601
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<v Speaker 1>stripe system. Kizzy, you have two stripes, she has fucking

602
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<v Speaker 1>fifty stripes or three. But Nathan needs her help because

603
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:09.079
<v Speaker 1>he has some tough stuff to deal with.

604
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, he has to figure out how to balance

605
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<v Speaker 3>friendships and work.

606
00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Joe sucks and he's his friend, right, and and Joe

607
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<v Speaker 1>Joe's like, I like that he's he's deferential to Nathan

608
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.839
<v Speaker 1>at times, but he's also like he's slacking off. I mean,

609
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:26.279
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to have sex with the Cuban. And then

610
00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 1>you got Max, who is a lovable character. I've really

611
00:31:31.119 --> 00:31:35.119
<v Speaker 1>really grown to to like Max. But you know, we've

612
00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:38.279
<v Speaker 1>got the swim platform problem. So Max is down there,

613
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>he radios up. I'm on the swim platform. Just want

614
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.720
<v Speaker 1>to let you know. And Nathan goes great, stay down there.

615
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.880
<v Speaker 1>He just leaves. Nathan goes, what are you doing? He goes,

616
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I had to pee? Well you can. You got to

617
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:54.519
<v Speaker 1>stay on the fucking swim platt. So he's got a

618
00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:59.559
<v Speaker 1>lot to deal with. Okay, it's a tough put anyways. Oh,

619
00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:01.559
<v Speaker 1>where the hell?

620
00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:04.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is where Kermit wafts her coach.

621
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well can you smell my badge? It's really wafty.

622
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:12.759
<v Speaker 1>And she says she spent through the wolves this one.

623
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>That's what she sounds like.

624
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she shouldn't have to quantified that. Her coach doesn't

625
00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:18.119
<v Speaker 3>really smell.

626
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:19.559
<v Speaker 2>Just leave it there, waffed it.

627
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:22.119
<v Speaker 1>I love Asia. She's so fucking funny. Yeah, I know,

628
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm over it.

629
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<v Speaker 3>Then we learned that Kathy we get a little sea

630
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<v Speaker 3>rat history from her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a relationship person, a serial monogamous.

632
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<v Speaker 3>Ah, yes, yes, it's because she likes to have someone

633
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:37.279
<v Speaker 3>to talk to. Uh, there's never been more than a

634
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:40.599
<v Speaker 3>three month period between relationships.

635
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<v Speaker 1>And what do we call that? A relationship person or

636
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<v Speaker 1>cerial monogamy?

637
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:44.759
<v Speaker 3>Huh?

638
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:47.799
<v Speaker 2>In some circles, circles we call that codependent?

639
00:32:48.440 --> 00:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh whoa, there's or a love attic. Yeah, there's all

640
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.839
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. Or a sex addict. Well maybe, but.

641
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:56.880
<v Speaker 3>When they're in the water, we call them sea rats.

642
00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. All of that stuff you mentioned is in

643
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:02.279
<v Speaker 1>the bit Brew. I'm not calling her a bitch or

644
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:06.599
<v Speaker 1>you know, bitches brew. It's like something. What is bitches Brew?

645
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.799
<v Speaker 1>Is that just a song? Never heard of it? You

646
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:12.960
<v Speaker 1>never heard of bitches Brew? Kaitlyn? Can you look up

647
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:14.279
<v Speaker 1>bitches Brew really quickly?

648
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:17.440
<v Speaker 3>And Dylan, I'm sorry, Kaitlyn not. I don't want to

649
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:21.039
<v Speaker 3>overwork you. Did you reach out to matchmaker Amy yet?

650
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:24.079
<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

651
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

652
00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:24.720
<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

653
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:31.400
<v Speaker 1>So she's a serial monogamist and she's working on trying

654
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.759
<v Speaker 1>to say no to people she doesn't see a future with.

655
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>But she is about fun, which I don't. I don't.

656
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:38.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that means.

657
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it's well, that's the open door. What the

658
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:44.880
<v Speaker 2>open door to us?

659
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:47.960
<v Speaker 3>She likes relationships, but she likes that fun.

660
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

661
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:52.000
<v Speaker 2>That means she's opened one night stands right now?

662
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Ye yeah, okay, uh bitches Brew? Anything on bitches Brew.

663
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:57.279
<v Speaker 5>The first thing that came up with this was a

664
00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:01.519
<v Speaker 5>studio album. So I hit Urban Dictionary app. Urban Dictionary

665
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:05.279
<v Speaker 5>has bitches as a nasty cocktail or, cheap promotional beverage

666
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:09.360
<v Speaker 5>purchased by nightclub loving female. Oh yi, that has the

667
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:12.119
<v Speaker 5>effect of making them want to scratch each other's fucking

668
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:12.599
<v Speaker 5>eyes out.

669
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, thank you, Urban Dictionary. We can retire that website, right,

670
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>nobody's going there. I don't.

671
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love old websites.

672
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's it's I thought it was like older

673
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.519
<v Speaker 1>than that. It's like a Miles Davis out. I thought

674
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.239
<v Speaker 1>it was like Celtic or something. Anyways, maybe the Celtics

675
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>weren't calling people bitches.

676
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:33.440
<v Speaker 5>The first thing that came up was it's a studio

677
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:34.480
<v Speaker 5>album by.

678
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Miles date by Miles Davis.

679
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:39.039
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know Miles Davis. They asked him on his

680
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:41.119
<v Speaker 3>deathbed what his favorite record was.

681
00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And he said Heroin.

682
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:44.599
<v Speaker 2>No, he said that was much cooler.

683
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:49.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he fucking said, uh, what was you two's third record?

684
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

685
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:51.679
<v Speaker 6>God?

686
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:52.760
<v Speaker 2>He said a YouTube wreck?

687
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:54.199
<v Speaker 1>He said, he YouTube wreck.

688
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe it.

689
00:34:56.159 --> 00:35:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Well he was, he was dying and high hopefully. Yeah. Yeah.

690
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:06.400
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, Josh he thinks he's got a shot at Kissy.

691
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>It's really it's it's a little tough to watch. Yeah,

692
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:21.239
<v Speaker 1>it's watching Josh write poems for Kissie and kind of

693
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:25.280
<v Speaker 1>march forward bravely as though he's going to kiss her.

694
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>It's it's a little bit like watching an ASPCA commercial.

695
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:32.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, you're just like, get it off, mate.

696
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:39.239
<v Speaker 3>I think Josh has a shot with Blizzie. If every

697
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:42.400
<v Speaker 3>other guy on the boat was uglier than him.

698
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go a step further.

699
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:47.320
<v Speaker 6>Uh.

700
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:51.360
<v Speaker 1>They they all perished tragically in a boat accident. And

701
00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:53.760
<v Speaker 1>it's also the end of the world.

702
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, by the way, Josh, we'd love to have you

703
00:35:58.440 --> 00:35:59.239
<v Speaker 3>on the show to talk.

704
00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:01.800
<v Speaker 1>About your I think Josh is great.

705
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:02.960
<v Speaker 2>He's not a bad looking god.

706
00:36:03.079 --> 00:36:06.760
<v Speaker 1>No, he's not at all. He's not kisses type. He's

707
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:07.800
<v Speaker 1>not the sea ratte type.

708
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:08.960
<v Speaker 2>No, no, nor so.

709
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:14.960
<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, Ashley and Alisha, these are the two remaining bachelorettes.

710
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes for Bachelor Joe.

711
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Ashley asses ass Alisha if she kissed Joe.

712
00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Remember Alicia had slept in Joe's bed. She says, kissed him.

713
00:36:31.639 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 2>I tested for prostate cancer with my tongue.

714
00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:42.679
<v Speaker 1>You lose her, can you? That's like, so should we

715
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>just leave it? Should just leave it? Then? I just

716
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:46.840
<v Speaker 1>he's so much better.

717
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:48.679
<v Speaker 5>Than that, you know, I know, But your immediate go to.

718
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.599
<v Speaker 1>You're like a fucking drunk softball dad. Right now, that

719
00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 1>was a drunk softball dad. Oh god, where's your gior It?

720
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It smell like vodka, all right, a bunch of Meanwhile,

721
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.960
<v Speaker 1>sea rats are fucking off still. Max and Joe are

722
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:17.440
<v Speaker 1>eating cheerios standing around, and Nathan flips out and I

723
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:20.960
<v Speaker 1>have to say, I kind of like it. And now

724
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:23.679
<v Speaker 1>it's way out of line, and it's a sign of

725
00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:32.360
<v Speaker 1>managerial failing, but I like it. He's he's he's really

726
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:32.840
<v Speaker 1>coming down.

727
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Here's the problem.

728
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:40.239
<v Speaker 3>It's because it's so such a drastic change in management style. Yeah,

729
00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:41.760
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't work.

730
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:46.719
<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's when, like, so you work at a

731
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.840
<v Speaker 1>video store and everybody's just stoned all the time, and

732
00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:50.480
<v Speaker 1>then you know your boss is like.

733
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:52.880
<v Speaker 3>The owner of the store, right right, you gotta lay

734
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:55.559
<v Speaker 3>down the hammer. Everyone's smoking weed all day. Man, I'm

735
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:56.360
<v Speaker 3>gonna fire you.

736
00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

737
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.199
<v Speaker 3>And then you're like, I can't lose this job. It's

738
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:02.480
<v Speaker 3>eight dollars an hour and I need the money.

739
00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:06.519
<v Speaker 1>So you start fucking howking DVDs at people's heads and

740
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:08.719
<v Speaker 1>then they're like, what happened? I thought this place was

741
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:15.880
<v Speaker 1>chill asha our Chris Harrison narrates our final dinner, which

742
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:21.159
<v Speaker 1>is but or not butter not angli Anelo te mm

743
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:25.880
<v Speaker 1>for the lovas. We've talked about this kind of pasta before.

744
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't like an autumnal gord in my uh in

745
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 1>my pasta shapes. It's too sweet. It gets sweet.

746
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Also, I don't like pasta for any date that you

747
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:40.159
<v Speaker 3>might have sex afterwards.

748
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.039
<v Speaker 1>Kailan, Kaitlin, what is a gord? Do you know what

749
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>that is? That a zucchini? Okay, it is a thing though, right, Okay,

750
00:38:48.840 --> 00:38:52.559
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to look it up. Amy gets a burger.

751
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll give it to Amy.

752
00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:58.199
<v Speaker 2>Job, well done. That's how you uh.

753
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Everyone after they feel like they've accomplished something like you know,

754
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:05.760
<v Speaker 3>I bet, like every Oscar winner that starved himself for

755
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:08.599
<v Speaker 3>three weeks to fit into that suit or dress with

756
00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:11.480
<v Speaker 3>the skinny face for all the pictures ye to be remembered,

757
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:13.679
<v Speaker 3>I bet they head.

758
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:16.639
<v Speaker 2>To a fucking in and out and eat four of them.

759
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so funny. I think about Gierma del Toros

760
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:24.280
<v Speaker 1>starving himself before accepting an Academy award. He doesn't, He's

761
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:27.039
<v Speaker 1>just big and fat. Yeah, so after that he'd probably

762
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:31.800
<v Speaker 1>just keep eating but I gotta say, while Amy is

763
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:37.599
<v Speaker 1>a demon, you gotta respect the moxie. You gotta respect

764
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:47.199
<v Speaker 1>the the the hoax, you know, the con She is

765
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:52.679
<v Speaker 1>fucking floating around Barcelona, not doing shit. They're eating butternut

766
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:57.599
<v Speaker 1>squashed pasta. You know, try having these awkward conversations. She

767
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:02.760
<v Speaker 1>is upstairs with a cheeseburger and French fries, tucking into

768
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, fucking Akatar or whatever she's doing up there. Yeah,

769
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:10.760
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have kids. She's got a beautiful cat. It

770
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:14.519
<v Speaker 1>sounds like ling ling. I think she's doing great.

771
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:18.320
<v Speaker 3>By the way, sorry to bring up burgers.

772
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:23.039
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not a big media apology excepted Fat Burger.

773
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:26.280
<v Speaker 3>None of these smash Burgers or any of that bullshit.

774
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:31.880
<v Speaker 3>Fat Burger offers the best burger in all of Los Angeles,

775
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:36.239
<v Speaker 3>none of this nonsense of all these burgers out there.

776
00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's sorry to get into this hyperregional burger talk,

777
00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>but the problem with Fat Burgers that every.

778
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Employee just got out of jail.

779
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:48.599
<v Speaker 1>It's not that they just got out of jail. It's

780
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:51.920
<v Speaker 1>that they just got out of jail and they're on methadone.

781
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:57.119
<v Speaker 1>So it takes an hour and fifteen minutes to hit

782
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:57.599
<v Speaker 1>your burger.

783
00:40:57.679 --> 00:40:58.280
<v Speaker 2>That's true.

784
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:02.639
<v Speaker 1>It's like what that guy's asleep. His face is on

785
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the grill and he hasn't woken up. It's crazy, all right.

786
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:09.360
<v Speaker 3>So meanwhile I went to one that I will never

787
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:10.199
<v Speaker 3>go to again.

788
00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Both there were.

789
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Two employees, one working the cash here, the other one

790
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:17.480
<v Speaker 3>cooking a burger, and they were both high on meth.

791
00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I've had a real problem in kids back there.

792
00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:30.159
<v Speaker 1>Second choruses beef with red wine, jew and broccoli. We

793
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:33.639
<v Speaker 1>get a crembulet to end things. I believe basic dinner

794
00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:43.280
<v Speaker 1>pasta first. No, not for me. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Kathy and

795
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Kizzie talk about Max. Kizzie, to her credit, she says,

796
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:50.079
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be well, she says, you're gonna be.

797
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:52.239
<v Speaker 5>In.

798
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:56.760
<v Speaker 1>If Kathy really was like paying attention and saw the

799
00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:58.719
<v Speaker 1>danger in front of her, she would have opened her

800
00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:00.920
<v Speaker 1>ears a little bit more. But because he goes, you know,

801
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:03.519
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be off in the corner going what the

802
00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:06.880
<v Speaker 1>fuck happened? While I'm making up with him, I promise you.

803
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:14.239
<v Speaker 1>So we get an appearance from Gail. What the fuck? Well,

804
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.599
<v Speaker 1>gaslight much you want to give us a package? Here?

805
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean my god. Well he calls Yeah, he says,

806
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to bed, and that's the end of that.

807
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Joe kind of shoots himself in the foot. Alicia is

808
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:31.280
<v Speaker 1>really like feeling like not really good after what Joe does, which,

809
00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.559
<v Speaker 1>as we mentioned, is you know, I really like to

810
00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:36.760
<v Speaker 1>asact with both of you, and it doesn't have to

811
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:39.920
<v Speaker 1>be at the same time, but I'm open to that.

812
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:44.519
<v Speaker 3>Then he does the ultimate I've been single too long.

813
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:47.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed.

814
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Ah see you in the morning. What are you doing?

815
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Why would you do that? Fix this problem?

816
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:01.679
<v Speaker 3>So all they joke about him being a loser and

817
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:04.679
<v Speaker 3>having a small, small dick, yeah, and also going bald.

818
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:04.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

819
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Ashley's like, he's a fucking pussy and he's bolding. All right,

820
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:11.599
<v Speaker 1>we get to the next day. Next day, Ashley heads

821
00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:15.719
<v Speaker 1>out very quick and then we have Joe and Alicia left. Luckily,

822
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:19.920
<v Speaker 1>he salvages Alicia. She's a smart cookie, you know. I

823
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:22.239
<v Speaker 1>think that she really wants to I think that she

824
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>does have a connection to him. But this is a

825
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.079
<v Speaker 1>meal ticket, that's right, this is a meal ticket. He's

826
00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:31.440
<v Speaker 1>not a crazy person, he's just boring, right, Yeah, I

827
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:34.280
<v Speaker 1>could do this. I could do that. I could literally

828
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:34.840
<v Speaker 1>do this.

829
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:38.119
<v Speaker 2>This is this is not the way you actually meet

830
00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:39.239
<v Speaker 2>a partner.

831
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>In which why do you say that?

832
00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, the only way this works is if it's al

833
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:46.519
<v Speaker 3>Pacino and then it's a thirty year old girl that

834
00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:49.320
<v Speaker 3>goes put a baby in me, and then I will

835
00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:55.760
<v Speaker 3>let you have sex on top of me. H yeah,

836
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:59.800
<v Speaker 3>because I want your money and live a nice life.

837
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.840
<v Speaker 2>You're disgusting, you're wrinkly or gross.

838
00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:06.679
<v Speaker 1>Well, and and again, you know, I think you know

839
00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:08.840
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned Leo hitting a wall. I do find that

840
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:13.320
<v Speaker 1>al Pacino has hit a wall. Yeah, he looks a

841
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 1>little bit like something you didn't counter in Dungeons and Dragons. Now,

842
00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:21.239
<v Speaker 1>but that's not to take away from the body of work.

843
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Who all right, so.

844
00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:29.719
<v Speaker 3>You have a gray ass.

845
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, what that's the Is that the one from

846
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:34.039
<v Speaker 1>the one where he's blind all the time?

847
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:34.320
<v Speaker 6>No?

848
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:38.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, that was I forget that one.

849
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:41.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's from heat he says that, And he what's

850
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:42.079
<v Speaker 1>the one where he's blind?

851
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:45.599
<v Speaker 2>It was with Chrys o'donald.

852
00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Chris o'donald, and he's just such a.

853
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Dick hands of a woman sensitive, a woman.

854
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:53.000
<v Speaker 2>That one looked boring.

855
00:44:54.039 --> 00:45:01.559
<v Speaker 1>Have we who this is a Nutsoll podcast. Okay, Maxim Kizzie.

856
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:04.559
<v Speaker 1>He says, you don't. I have to tell you something.

857
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.320
<v Speaker 1>The way you jumped on me this morning, gave me

858
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:10.320
<v Speaker 1>an erection, an erection like this, and then, like he's

859
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:13.559
<v Speaker 1>a comic book character, he just grows his cock to

860
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:18.480
<v Speaker 1>a size that she is unbelievably impressed by and proud

861
00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:22.199
<v Speaker 1>to have created. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she should be.

862
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:27.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a simple delivery of blood, the dumbest part of

863
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:29.760
<v Speaker 1>a male I would say. But you know, credit where

864
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:33.639
<v Speaker 1>credits due. She yells to the ladies, I just gave

865
00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Max a boner. And then she tells Joe, I just

866
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.320
<v Speaker 1>gave Max a boner and he's got the biggest dick

867
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen in my life. Whoa, Wow, whoa. The

868
00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:51.599
<v Speaker 1>guest depart and Asia is really bummed about the the

869
00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:53.360
<v Speaker 1>awkward hobble down the marine.

870
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's because she has faith and love, Dylan.

871
00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.639
<v Speaker 3>For her, love is total commitment, living in a van

872
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:02.360
<v Speaker 3>holding hands while Samuel taneously shitting in a five gallon

873
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:03.320
<v Speaker 3>painter's bucket.

874
00:46:03.599 --> 00:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I think they're doing better now, Oh I bet they are.

875
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Not that they weren't doing good then that was a choice,

876
00:46:11.079 --> 00:46:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, right, they're you know, they're ruffians. They want

877
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:18.199
<v Speaker 1>to go out there and you know I can hold

878
00:46:18.199 --> 00:46:20.119
<v Speaker 1>people at knife point and shit in buckets, you know,

879
00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>drive around. That's a choice. So Chart at four went

880
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:32.559
<v Speaker 1>pretty well. Sandy says, we welcome Kathy and Asha compliments

881
00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:37.000
<v Speaker 1>her in front of the entire Yes, and Kissie is

882
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:44.400
<v Speaker 1>pissed off. Now, Sandy says she's extremely disappointed.

883
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:44.599
<v Speaker 2>In the bros.

884
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:49.280
<v Speaker 1>In the bros. But to show you how upset I am,

885
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow day off have fun, good news, she says. She says,

886
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:57.519
<v Speaker 1>I hope you come back refreshed and ready to worry.

887
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:04.519
<v Speaker 1>You imagine that you're gonna be drinking for thirty six

888
00:47:04.599 --> 00:47:05.599
<v Speaker 1>hours straight.

889
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Twenty five each. It's a good haul.

890
00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Asia has a little team meeting. She has solved the

891
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:17.320
<v Speaker 1>problem two stripes for two ladies. Now Kizzie is presenting

892
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>well and Asia is really grateful, but on the inside

893
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:23.960
<v Speaker 1>she is screaming, crying, and throwing up. More on that

894
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>later episodes. Now, Kat, Kizzie and Kathy do a little

895
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:31.320
<v Speaker 1>face mask. They also zapped their vaginas, which is crazy.

896
00:47:32.719 --> 00:47:36.039
<v Speaker 1>Kizzie's ready to have fun with these three sexy deck boys.

897
00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:41.960
<v Speaker 1>She says, Now, this is why it's a little bit tough,

898
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:46.639
<v Speaker 1>because there are there are four men on this this vessel,

899
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:50.159
<v Speaker 1>and he is you didn't even make the number.

900
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:51.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

901
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:55.119
<v Speaker 1>So yeah.

902
00:47:56.440 --> 00:48:01.199
<v Speaker 3>In Theszong, now it's typically we hear that song, we

903
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:03.079
<v Speaker 3>see sad dogs sitting in a cage.

904
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we do. They're they're longing, and it's tough. You know.

905
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:18.079
<v Speaker 1>I was watching a nature documentary and then showed these

906
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:21.840
<v Speaker 1>bears scratching their backs like in the Jungle Book. It

907
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.239
<v Speaker 1>was the cutest thing. And I saw a shot of

908
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:29.920
<v Speaker 1>their claws just so long and razor sharp. It put

909
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:32.679
<v Speaker 1>me into kind of like a Werner Herzog place, and

910
00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I was just like, these things are killing machines. It's

911
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:41.480
<v Speaker 1>all right, sorry, back to the show. All right, the vans,

912
00:48:41.599 --> 00:48:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean I just talked about how bears were killing machines.

913
00:48:44.559 --> 00:48:46.760
<v Speaker 1>What the hell, What the hell are we doing here

914
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>that they really are.

915
00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Remember what they did to that crystal meth guy.

916
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:55.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he thought they were his friend. Yeah, don't do

917
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>math ripped him limb from limb and his friend. Yeah.

918
00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine when.

919
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.199
<v Speaker 3>By the way, I want to tell the kids out there.

920
00:49:03.239 --> 00:49:04.599
<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of kids will listen to our

921
00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:05.719
<v Speaker 2>below deck recap.

922
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:12.559
<v Speaker 3>When a gigantic bear starts eating your friend in front.

923
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Of you, run, Well, there's a lot of things that

924
00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:21.360
<v Speaker 1>you can do, but what you and you can do this,

925
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:25.000
<v Speaker 1>but it's not it's not that effective. Don't yell hey,

926
00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:35.239
<v Speaker 1>knock it off, stop it stop it willow. I mean her,

927
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:39.760
<v Speaker 1>he's he's literally bit her femur. Now, yeah, he's talking

928
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:41.480
<v Speaker 1>to the bear like a seven year old who's picking

929
00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:42.920
<v Speaker 1>up stuff at the grocery store.

930
00:49:43.039 --> 00:49:48.559
<v Speaker 3>The last time a family sees a family heirloom.

931
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Should not be in a pile of bear shit.

932
00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Like a watch.

933
00:49:54.679 --> 00:49:57.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, sad, Okay, let's get to the vans.

934
00:49:58.280 --> 00:49:59.719
<v Speaker 3>Kermit tips off Max.

935
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:10.519
<v Speaker 1>He so Lacey's watch, I mean he ate all of them? Well,

936
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:13.199
<v Speaker 1>probably not at all. Bears aren't very efficient killers. They

937
00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:16.599
<v Speaker 1>leave a lot of meat behind their sloppy so God,

938
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:19.519
<v Speaker 1>talk about Grizzly rolling up to that scene.

939
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:21.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I never thought where they came up with the

940
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.000
<v Speaker 3>name Grizzly.

941
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:32.679
<v Speaker 1>Well that's not why it's fitting though, because I mean

942
00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:34.800
<v Speaker 1>they interview the sheriff and he's Alaska and it doesn't

943
00:50:34.840 --> 00:50:37.480
<v Speaker 1>sound like this at all. But he was like, I

944
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:43.760
<v Speaker 1>got I can't even sleep, just goddamn meat and bunes

945
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:47.880
<v Speaker 1>all over the place and a watch. Fucking all right,

946
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:51.159
<v Speaker 1>so we have to get out into the evening. Poor Josh,

947
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:53.639
<v Speaker 1>he's writing poems. He's not even you know, on the

948
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:56.239
<v Speaker 1>podium anyways. Van one and Van two.

949
00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Kermit tips off Max the kids he liked his massive

950
00:50:59.000 --> 00:50:59.440
<v Speaker 3>meat bar.

951
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah kid, Kat, And then we have Kizzie

952
00:51:05.159 --> 00:51:09.920
<v Speaker 1>verse Kathy in the other van. Both parties are talking

953
00:51:09.960 --> 00:51:14.440
<v Speaker 1>about cock. Kizzie and Kathy are talking about Max's cock

954
00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:18.119
<v Speaker 1>in front of Josh, and I gotta say, he's handling

955
00:51:18.159 --> 00:51:20.559
<v Speaker 1>this really well. I think he's a good dude. Laylo,

956
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>You'll find your person. So Joe, lets v know. You know,

957
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:27.559
<v Speaker 1>I really like you. I'm gonna give you a venereal disease,

958
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:29.360
<v Speaker 1>so I just want to know, all right.

959
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:30.119
<v Speaker 2>So this is at dinner.

960
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.639
<v Speaker 3>Joe tips off the He says he's down to hit it,

961
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:34.519
<v Speaker 3>but he's not down to hit it and stick with it,

962
00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:36.440
<v Speaker 3>and he seems cool with it.

963
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:39.039
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. I think Joe is doing all this stuff.

964
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:41.320
<v Speaker 1>And Joe's nice enough. We like Joe, but I think

965
00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:49.039
<v Speaker 1>Joe is doing this like this conflicted are three in

966
00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:52.239
<v Speaker 1>car I think he's doing it to camera. He's not

967
00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:55.400
<v Speaker 1>doing it for her. She's made it very clear, like, dude,

968
00:51:55.480 --> 00:51:57.039
<v Speaker 1>I just want to have sex with somebody. Yeah, Like,

969
00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:59.679
<v Speaker 1>it's not a big deal. My boyfriend was slaid violently

970
00:51:59.719 --> 00:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>under I'm not trying to like start anything serious. But

971
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:06.480
<v Speaker 1>he's he keeps doing this like Miamore, and you know

972
00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:06.960
<v Speaker 1>it's like.

973
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:08.559
<v Speaker 2>He also he wants to be liked.

974
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.199
<v Speaker 3>He wants to be a Bravocan and have a bunch

975
00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:11.400
<v Speaker 3>of girls like fall Over.

976
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. Okay, So the boys go for a smoke.

977
00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:17.639
<v Speaker 1>They go outside and they almost chop Josh out of

978
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the frame entirely the entire time they're showing them. But

979
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Nathan is feeling the stress of the job. We'll get

980
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:25.440
<v Speaker 1>to that later. Kathy and Kizzy have a chat and

981
00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:30.239
<v Speaker 1>this is where you know, we may have two little

982
00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:35.320
<v Speaker 1>gypsies on our hands, because Kathy throws V under the bus.

983
00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:37.719
<v Speaker 1>It was a Lord of the Flies moment. It was

984
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:40.119
<v Speaker 1>really really gross stuff from Kathy, you think, so.

985
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought that they had a plan that they

986
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:45.119
<v Speaker 3>put together that Kizzy was going to make a play

987
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:48.719
<v Speaker 3>for Joe and step on V's heart, right, and Kathy

988
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:52.559
<v Speaker 3>would plan to kiss Max. Yes, and then Kizzy would

989
00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:53.719
<v Speaker 3>co sign on that it.

990
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:56.559
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't expressly stated that that was the plan. It was

991
00:52:56.599 --> 00:53:00.280
<v Speaker 1>more of a suggestion and and crudely stated. Kathy says,

992
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:02.199
<v Speaker 1>you know what, fuck her. You know he's he doesn't

993
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:04.960
<v Speaker 1>care about her. She said, This is where I think

994
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.639
<v Speaker 1>she's a bit of a gypsy. She she says, he

995
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have intention in his eyes. Only only a fucking

996
00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:17.239
<v Speaker 1>palm reader would know something like that. You know, can

997
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:18.880
<v Speaker 1>we get to the goddamn ball of snakes?

998
00:53:18.920 --> 00:53:23.079
<v Speaker 3>Because it's a triumphant return to the ball of snakes,

999
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:23.719
<v Speaker 3>It really is.

1000
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:28.320
<v Speaker 1>This is a very very important cauldron, a very important froth.

1001
00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:33.119
<v Speaker 1>There really is no season that is complete without this

1002
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:41.719
<v Speaker 1>bubbling solution of calm and regret. It begins. There's also water, yes, yes.

1003
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:48.360
<v Speaker 3>The proceedings begin with Chef Josh whipping out his his dom,

1004
00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:56.679
<v Speaker 3>which apparently was so small and un.

1005
00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Unimpressive, unimpressive that it was meant with laughter. Well, I

1006
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:00.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know that it was met with laughter. It was

1007
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:07.039
<v Speaker 1>just this goofy, goofy clown, commune, hippie, serial murderer was

1008
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:09.840
<v Speaker 1>just doing this thing and they thought it was really funny.

1009
00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:11.559
<v Speaker 1>I hope they weren't laughing at this tiny little deck.

1010
00:54:11.679 --> 00:54:13.039
<v Speaker 2>That's what I think they.

1011
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was unimpressive.

1012
00:54:14.719 --> 00:54:17.079
<v Speaker 3>It was like, can you imagine if it was fourteen inches?

1013
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:18.559
<v Speaker 3>Do you think it would be met with laughter? I

1014
00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:19.000
<v Speaker 3>don't think so.

1015
00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:26.119
<v Speaker 1>No, No, it would be met with silence. It it

1016
00:54:26.199 --> 00:54:29.079
<v Speaker 1>would be met with silence. Here I am thinking that

1017
00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:30.719
<v Speaker 1>it would be met with horror. This is not a

1018
00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Scooby Doo cartoon. If someone gets in a populated body

1019
00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of water with a fourteen inch dick, no one will

1020
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:40.960
<v Speaker 1>say anything.

1021
00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:44.519
<v Speaker 3>And then he lowers his body into the water and

1022
00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:47.000
<v Speaker 3>half the water is displaced out of the hot top well.

1023
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:50.519
<v Speaker 1>So he lowers it down. It obviously will kind of

1024
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:53.480
<v Speaker 1>bob its way up to the top because you know,

1025
00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:56.000
<v Speaker 1>ours are constrained to us. The laws of gravity are

1026
00:54:56.039 --> 00:54:59.000
<v Speaker 1>still in effect. There's nothing wacky like that that can happen.

1027
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:03.960
<v Speaker 1>But this is all mood because he doesn't he doesn't

1028
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.480
<v Speaker 1>have a fourteen you know. I saw him more time,

1029
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.119
<v Speaker 1>went to a Korean spat and there was this guy

1030
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:11.320
<v Speaker 1>that was laying on his back and his penis was

1031
00:55:11.360 --> 00:55:14.320
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Now, ask yourself, how does that work.

1032
00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so long, it's so big that it journeys over

1033
00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:29.440
<v Speaker 1>and onto the floor. It's crazy. Can't imagine. Anyways, thanks

1034
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:30.320
<v Speaker 1>for listening everybody.

1035
00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:34.760
<v Speaker 3>Max, Yes, I believe he initiated it.

1036
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:36.239
<v Speaker 2>We will go over that.

1037
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:38.840
<v Speaker 1>The game film, well, we had a two B continued card.

1038
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:39.679
<v Speaker 1>It was very exciting.

1039
00:55:39.719 --> 00:55:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought the season would end there.

1040
00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that. All right, get in the comments. Let

1041
00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:44.920
<v Speaker 1>us know what we thought about the episode. What do

1042
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:47.400
<v Speaker 1>you think about bears? What do you think about Amy?

1043
00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't like bears.

1044
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. I'm dying saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye.

1045
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:17.039
<v Speaker 6>In Nesting Hastings State Instinct intens they had distinct nesting

1046
00:56:18.599 --> 00:56:18.960
<v Speaker 6>st