Speaker 1: Sandy says she's extremely disappointed in the Bros. In the Bros.
Speaker 1: But to show you how upset I am, Tomorrow day off.
Speaker 2: Have good news, she says.
Speaker 1: She says, I hope you come back refreshed and ready
Speaker 1: to work. You imagine that you're gonna be drinking for
Speaker 1: thirty six hours straight. Hi, Hello, Welcome aboard a rainy
Speaker 1: night of bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's Pat Board. Caylin
Speaker 1: is joining us this evening as well. It is raining
Speaker 1: for the first time in I don't know one hundreds days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so everybody spooked everybody, but he doesn't really know what
Speaker 1: to do. It took me an hour to get here.
Speaker 1: I lived seven miles.
Speaker 3: I'm concerned for our safety, Dylan. I was driving my
Speaker 3: son to preschool today and I see a homeless zombie
Speaker 3: trying to light a couch on fire that had been
Speaker 3: abandoned on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: Ye a freezing Well he had achieved the couch to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be surprised how easy it is to light
Speaker 1: shit on fire.
Speaker 3: The couch was in fact on fire, so I of
Speaker 3: course called nine one one.
Speaker 2: You know an entire city got burned down last year.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I called nine one one, and as I'm
Speaker 3: driving to pre school, you know, the phone rings, they
Speaker 3: said nine one one, you're on hold.
Speaker 1: And I drive all away to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, five minutes.
Speaker 1: Still on hold. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I wait there. I'm like, I don't think
Speaker 2: they're going to pick up now.
Speaker 1: This is nine one one.
Speaker 3: Now imagine this scenario.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is Blowdock, right, it's blow den.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I imagine this scenario where a girlfriend has
Speaker 3: her ex boyfriend trying to kick down her door and
Speaker 3: she calls nine one one. Oh yeah, I would say
Speaker 3: it's society is unraveling when you call nine one one
Speaker 3: and you don't have.
Speaker 1: People answer, and it's raining right now. So and I
Speaker 1: know that we have fans from all over the globe,
Speaker 1: so la people complaining about raining. I'm just always in
Speaker 1: awe of how catastrophic rain can be in this city.
Speaker 1: It's really mind blowing how people just kind of I mean,
Speaker 1: can you hear it? It's beautiful. Anyways, we're here to
Speaker 1: talk about below Deck. That's right. The third episode or
Speaker 1: the second episode of the two part finale of the Bachelor.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, Amy, it kind of ended like I wish
Speaker 4: I wish ABC's The Bachelor ever ended this way where
Speaker 4: he goes, he goes, I'd like to really have sex
Speaker 4: with both of you, and they call him a pussy
Speaker 4: and they both leave.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not what happened this episode.
Speaker 3: But now, to be fair, it has kind of ended
Speaker 3: that way a few times. Don't you remember Ben Higgins
Speaker 3: whod two girls that he loved him. He might have
Speaker 3: told three girls.
Speaker 1: He loved right right, right, right right. But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: let's get together at the same time and go you know,
Speaker 1: I'd like to fuck both of you, and then they leave.
Speaker 1: But anyways, it was a fun episode. Kissy Unleashed. I
Speaker 1: don't know if if you clip a bird's wings, can
Speaker 1: you unclip them? Can they fly again? Oh? Wow? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: If you cut a lizard's tail off, it grows back.
Speaker 1: Well, her tail has fully grown back. She is ready
Speaker 1: to mingle, and so are we. If you want to
Speaker 1: listen to Real Housewives as salt Lake, join us to Patreon,
Speaker 1: dot com, slash another podcast network, anything else. Well we
Speaker 1: do aps there, aps? Yeah, great aps. Pat went to
Speaker 1: Disneyland and I went to the DMV, amongst other things.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it pots. What do you think?
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to give it four pots. I love
Speaker 3: the crossover.
Speaker 2: Did you watch the episode yet?
Speaker 1: Kaitlin?
Speaker 2: All right, I love the crossover.
Speaker 3: This integration with focusing more on the chart guest, I
Speaker 3: think it's really important.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: They got to figure this out with these producers because
Speaker 3: I loved hating a matchmaker Amy. She was very obnoxious,
Speaker 3: I mean, and not good at what she does.
Speaker 1: She's just like, what the most pushy, useless person, and
Speaker 1: all you do is e cheeseburgers in your room. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's no At one point, sorry, go ahead, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I want to get rid of you people. She goes,
Speaker 1: you didn't need to do it yourself. What do I
Speaker 1: need you for the fun?
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be the buffer. I don't need to
Speaker 3: feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Do you really think that I need some kind of
Speaker 1: middleman to get Instagram girls on a yacht? You're a
Speaker 1: you're a you're a useless cog amy go ahead.
Speaker 3: I loved hating superficial possible sugar.
Speaker 1: Baby Anna so fun.
Speaker 3: I you know, I think Anna would take poor bachelor
Speaker 3: Joe's money, but then she'd be completely able to walk
Speaker 3: over his cold dead body to go hang out with Lee,
Speaker 3: right right right? You know, you know, yeah, Leo by
Speaker 3: the way, I saw a picture of Leo lately. Huh,
Speaker 3: he's starting to hit a wall.
Speaker 1: Well, you drink.
Speaker 3: So much champagne all night and you're you know, you're,
Speaker 3: you know, getting through your eightieth twenty five year old
Speaker 3: that does not do the body good.
Speaker 1: Eightieth that's funny, and twenty five is funny too. He's
Speaker 1: starting to hit a wall. Not really though, because of
Speaker 1: the body of work.
Speaker 3: So it's just kind of oh, really, did you see
Speaker 3: one battle after another?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you see it? No?
Speaker 3: I read the reviews though, because I like negative reviews.
Speaker 3: I read him in my free time, and it's like.
Speaker 1: A ninety five percent. Oh really there, I didn't know
Speaker 1: there were negative reviews for that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh oh hey.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: On a positive note, Kizzie is engaged to Tom who
Speaker 3: Tom Tommy, the guy that she told at midnight that
Speaker 3: she needs to dump him because she wants suck face
Speaker 3: with a bunch of sea rats.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they mended fences. They're together now.
Speaker 1: Did they? And they're engaged? Okay, good for you guys.
Speaker 1: Count down to Armageddon, right, you kids? You crazy kids
Speaker 1: do not get engaged. How many pots do you give it?
Speaker 1: I give it forty, okay, Kaylin, I'll give it thirty five. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we rise for a beautiful barth head on a
Speaker 1: I thought it was a sunrise. It's very confusing because
Speaker 1: I thought it was a sunrise. And then Asha goes
Speaker 1: up to the lady and she goes, what can I
Speaker 1: get you a drink? She says vodka? So I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: it can't be so no, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Have you vacation with me?
Speaker 1: Well, well I have vacation with you? Yeah? Actually, vacation
Speaker 1: story solving. We went together. We went to a wine country.
Speaker 1: I think we did downers and we kissed. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a picture of it. Really cool. Yeah, we had a
Speaker 1: good time. So anyways, the Bachelor and one of his
Speaker 1: contestants are really boozing. But Joe and Nathan have a
Speaker 1: little chat about the ladies. Let me break down the
Speaker 1: game for me, yes please.
Speaker 3: Joe is really feeling himself and he's kind of torn
Speaker 3: because he wants to have sex with both Kizzie and.
Speaker 1: V but the and Kathy and Sandy right and Josh anybody? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now here's the problem.
Speaker 3: He really wants to have sex with v because she
Speaker 3: has a great ass, but she keeps talking about that
Speaker 3: ex of hers that died, and that's a real boner
Speaker 3: killer for him.
Speaker 1: Well, well, it's not a boner killer for him. It's
Speaker 1: something that he has to It's a challenge, right because
Speaker 1: he has to pretend to care in order to have
Speaker 1: sex with and who wants to do that?
Speaker 3: You know, these are the types of problems that I
Speaker 3: missed tellan when I was a young man. Oh, which
Speaker 3: sea rat should I have sex with?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know today's problems. Which assisted facilities should I.
Speaker 1: Put my uncle? That has to mention? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Being young is fun, It's why it is fun. But
Speaker 1: it's important to remember that a lot of these sea
Speaker 1: rots are not really that young.
Speaker 3: Right in their hearts, they are uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hearts and minds. Okay, so what is more delicious?
Speaker 1: Josh says, And Josh had a brutal night. Josh had
Speaker 1: a tough night. We keep doing these things where we're
Speaker 1: listing off eligible candidates for fuck.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Are you an Ocempic?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: By the way, I have yet to apologize to the audience.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, So the last episode. I look, I
Speaker 3: I'm on oz empic and I decided that they recommend
Speaker 3: a certain dosage. I decided I knew better, and I
Speaker 3: tripled the dosage to speed up my weight loss.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: That was a an unfortunate choice.
Speaker 1: As if they say you can take this and in
Speaker 1: sixty days you'll lose weight, you factored what you.
Speaker 2: Said, take one pill a day.
Speaker 1: You said, I can cut this down to twenty days.
Speaker 2: I said, why not take three pills?
Speaker 3: And then of course you mix a little drinking in there,
Speaker 3: and the next thing you know, you're slurring your words
Speaker 3: and blacking out. During an episode of a recap of
Speaker 3: Below Deck, I apologize to the audience.
Speaker 1: Which is a professional. You've never done that before.
Speaker 2: I know, and so I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Now I've mentioned this before in the podcast, and I'm
Speaker 3: going to talk about match Maker Amy. There are subtle
Speaker 3: clues into a human being soul. Match Maker Amy is
Speaker 3: a fucking demon. Oh yeah, all right, and I guarantee
Speaker 3: she is in fact single, and her best friend is
Speaker 3: either a plant or a fucking reptile. She's one of
Speaker 3: those weirdos that has like a pet snake.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, or a cat. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: do a JD vance thing right now. Cat ladies are
Speaker 1: my ladies. But I'm just saying I didn't say cats
Speaker 1: are cool. No, no, no, I know, but I oftentimes there
Speaker 1: are You know, you think of the predicament of a
Speaker 1: cat being owned by Amy, you know I would want
Speaker 1: more for that cat.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna point out two things why Amy's a demon.
Speaker 1: Okay, she spilled wine.
Speaker 3: On the stairwell, and she's and she called for Kermit
Speaker 3: to clean it up, right, her second indictment on her soul.
Speaker 3: When the boat headed out to see she turned to
Speaker 3: jaw a bachelor Joe who's paying for the whole thing?
Speaker 1: She said, Thank.
Speaker 2: God I needed a different view.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Queen of England. Yeah yeah, Queen Queen Elizabeth of England.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's tough, man. Wow, people are pretty entitled. You
Speaker 1: are not a fan of her at all? No, I
Speaker 1: don't like her.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, man, Amy, if you want to come on
Speaker 3: the show and explain yourself and why you're a horrible person.
Speaker 1: We'd love to have you on. Yeah, no, we would
Speaker 1: love to have you. So it's so funny that you're
Speaker 1: you're dolling out indictments. I was thinking, like, what if
Speaker 1: you were the judge on the river sticks, like somebody's
Speaker 1: trying to get into either heaven or hell and they
Speaker 1: have to stare down you know at your mom.
Speaker 2: I'd be the perfect person for that.
Speaker 1: Well, you would be a funny person for that. What
Speaker 1: would you do if Kaylan was Kaylen had died. He's in,
Speaker 1: he's in. He's a nice person. You don't have to
Speaker 1: ask him anything about himself.
Speaker 3: I know, I've known him for ten years. He's a
Speaker 3: nice guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bill Cosby.
Speaker 3: Bill Cosby, he's out, he's out. Yeah, Okay, Bill, you're
Speaker 3: not coming in.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine hearing that when you're being sexually assaulted?
Speaker 2: No, I can't.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ uh Saddam Hussein?
Speaker 2: Oh no, definitely not.
Speaker 1: Okay. What about Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he him and his wife there, remember people,
Speaker 3: nor McDonald.
Speaker 1: As is really good to be here. I just want
Speaker 1: to remind everybody watching how the Clintons are murderers.
Speaker 3: Oh you shut up, that's Barbara Walters.
Speaker 2: You'll be quiet.
Speaker 1: No, I know bad. It would just be nice to
Speaker 1: move on from a president doesn't murder people, you know.
Speaker 1: So anyways, we have to get back to the show
Speaker 1: Joe and Nathan. Can I get back to Josh really quickly?
Speaker 1: He says, what's more delicious than taking a bite out
Speaker 1: of love? What does that fucking mean? What the fuck
Speaker 1: does that mean? We get to dinner and play a
Speaker 1: little Never have I ever? I hate this game? What
Speaker 1: do you hate about it? Well, this is a.
Speaker 3: Game you play with prostitutes.
Speaker 2: You don't play this game with future Do you.
Speaker 1: Partner games with prostitutes or I don't know, to prostitutes? Sorry,
Speaker 1: let me clarify. You want to play this board game.
Speaker 3: This is I believe sitting at the table with bachelor
Speaker 3: Joe is four possible future partners. Lifelong partners will take
Speaker 3: care of you or some you know, and not like
Speaker 3: just the one night stand. Because we used to play
Speaker 3: this when I was in my twenties. We had two
Speaker 3: games we'd play when we'd all be partying in my
Speaker 3: shitty apartment. We'd have naked Jenga and on the blocks
Speaker 3: you pull it out say like make out with the
Speaker 3: person to left.
Speaker 2: It was a real fun game.
Speaker 1: Everyone. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Oh, that's a great name
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was actually gonna trademark it and try
Speaker 3: and market this.
Speaker 1: But you know you were going to trademark Jenga.
Speaker 2: Well, no horny Jenga.
Speaker 1: But there's Jenga there.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the next game we play is never have I Ever,
Speaker 3: And of course it'd be like, never have I ever,
Speaker 3: you know, and it was just to hook up with
Speaker 3: other people. This is a horrible game to play at
Speaker 3: this table.
Speaker 1: How does it? How does it lead to hooking up
Speaker 1: with people?
Speaker 3: Well, you're supposed to get horny because you're making all
Speaker 3: these like like Russian spy Anna, she's confessing to everything.
Speaker 2: Never have I ever had sex with Putin? And she
Speaker 2: took a shot.
Speaker 1: Right right right, yeah, never have I ever. It's all
Speaker 1: sexual like. See. That's why I feel like if I
Speaker 1: was playing, I'd be like, never have I ever bungee
Speaker 1: jumped and people be like, what are you? What the
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: Well, no one wants to play that.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants Yeah, we're trying to party, we're trying to fuck,
Speaker 1: and I you know, sorry, I thought we were playing
Speaker 1: never have I Ever? Okay, so never have I ever?
Speaker 1: Gotten a lap dance mile high. Let's get to the
Speaker 1: first course because it's my I don't want to say
Speaker 1: this dish is my enemy. But what is it? It's
Speaker 1: a gospotcho. Gaspacho is a lot like Amy to me,
Speaker 1: where it just like it presents itself as something useful
Speaker 1: or enticing or peeking, and it's just cold, cold wet soup.
Speaker 1: It's it's cold tomato soup. Yeah. Well, the so we've
Speaker 1: talked about it before. The ceiling of Gaspacho is maybe
Speaker 1: a five. But anyways, listen, uh Tim, Tim Bachelor's and
Speaker 1: uh what Josh I kept calling him? Oh they called
Speaker 1: him Tim. Another indictment of Amy.
Speaker 3: Amy called a chef Josh Tim.
Speaker 1: Whoa listen to that? Right? It's so beautiful. Amy is
Speaker 1: a rude person. Yeah, that's a really really rude person.
Speaker 2: Hey, Caitlin, can you look up matchmaker Amy on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you trying to get into that?
Speaker 3: We'll see her posts. I want to see if she
Speaker 3: has a partner. It's going to be a picture of
Speaker 3: her with a bunch of plants. Very very sad woman.
Speaker 1: All right, So Tim aka Josh but's in to lay
Speaker 1: down some beef and lobster and then we get to
Speaker 1: a white chocolate and basil ganash. White chocolate with basil
Speaker 1: ganash inventive dessert. Dare I say a powerful dessert? I
Speaker 1: thought it was a really really you know, it was
Speaker 1: too good a dessert to come at the end of
Speaker 1: this never have I ever thing, But I gotta say
Speaker 1: I'm happy to see holes in clown boys game because
Speaker 1: he's been way too good.
Speaker 3: Well you compared his last offering to Campbell's soup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his last And that's what I'm happy about because
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna be way too good. But
Speaker 1: the last meal that he served looked like something you'd
Speaker 1: serve to inmates. So that's actually really reassuring. What was
Speaker 1: he gonna say? Are we we're a little it's the rain.
Speaker 1: And also we're not Mariah Carey tonight. We're recording on
Speaker 1: a Monday, so that's I think that's why we're a
Speaker 1: little off. I'm not off at all. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have anything from her Instagram account?
Speaker 5: I mean I have her Instagram account up, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Do you have do you see a partner anywhere? A love? Oh?
Speaker 5: No, definitely not.
Speaker 1: How many followers sixty?
Speaker 5: Oh no?
Speaker 1: Just six thousand?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Dylan, how does dessert fitish?
Speaker 1: Is this a real matchmaker or is this like somebody
Speaker 1: throwing a jewelry party and calling themselves a jeweler.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing a couple other posts of her on yachts o.
Speaker 1: Yacht which. Yeah, I'm message.
Speaker 3: Her and say you're a producer of a podcast and
Speaker 3: ask her if she'll come on, come on hit her up.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it from a different Instagram account that
Speaker 5: I'm on right now, so it later.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Where does dessert sit in modern cuisine? I never order
Speaker 3: dessert after a meal. No, I don't even want it
Speaker 3: on a yacht pass.
Speaker 1: No, dessert To me, dessert is like what it. For
Speaker 1: some reason, I feel like I should always be walking
Speaker 1: when I'm eating dessert, Like I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: want it to be away. I want to be moving
Speaker 1: while I'm eating it. I don't want to be saying
Speaker 1: it's at the end of that. We've been here too long.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: In most restaurants there's been like stories written about this,
Speaker 3: Like most restaurants are just third partying it out, Like
Speaker 3: they'll buy three different types of pies from third party vendors.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no like chefs coming in to like
Speaker 3: be there to make desserts.
Speaker 1: Right, there are a lot of dessert chefs though.
Speaker 2: No, I mean an upscale Michelin star whatever, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And did you message her say
Speaker 1: the years from sixty minutes? She'll probably respond.
Speaker 5: Didn't messenger yet, but you did talk about some cat
Speaker 5: posts and I just found one cat post, thank you,
Speaker 5: And it has a long caption attached to it, introducing
Speaker 5: my first animal family baby Lingling a fighter, a lover
Speaker 5: who taught me love, perseverance, and miracles.
Speaker 1: It goes on for a long Dylan, how well do
Speaker 1: we know people? I'm gonna need you to keep reading that.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks to the cat network whoever did that.
Speaker 3: I said she single and she needed an animal to
Speaker 3: connect with, because what I meant to say was she
Speaker 3: had a lizard brain.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm seeing a lot of cat posts. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to do some work. There's a couple cat posts.
Speaker 1: On okay, all right, Well, well she will get We'll
Speaker 1: get to that.
Speaker 3: I also meant to say her other best friend was
Speaker 3: a fucking bottle of.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, so uh Asha and Kathy uh
Speaker 1: fall in love and Kizzy is seeing red. This is
Speaker 1: and I think she's capable of like Emily Rose type horror.
Speaker 1: But she's currently confined to, you know, a working environment,
Speaker 1: so I don't think anybody's gonna die. Nathan is getting sloppy,
Speaker 1: his buddy is on the boat, and Sandy's like, these
Speaker 1: guys are just having fun. Now now is this the
Speaker 1: next morning? I think? So? Okay, no, all right, no
Speaker 1: it's not. We've got two special dates tomorrow. And this
Speaker 1: is where Amy, the matchmaker wants him to make the decisions.
Speaker 1: Oh at night, She goes, I need you to make
Speaker 1: a decision. He goes, well, I need some time to think.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, i'd like it. Now, Hey, Amy, fuck off.
Speaker 1: I need to sleep on it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know dyl But men, we we know ourselves.
Speaker 3: We we we belabor over these things. Sometimes we need
Speaker 3: a woman, a strong woman, to step in and say
Speaker 3: now I need a decision.
Speaker 1: Well, and I continues to shit on the Bachelor, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter to him because he has found love
Speaker 1: in Alicia. We get to the next day, next thing,
Speaker 1: and we find out the next morning.
Speaker 3: Oh quick, personal story, how long we've been going twenty minutes? Okay,
Speaker 3: I had a story of this, so probably like seven
Speaker 3: years ago, we had like multiple couples going up to napou.
Speaker 2: There's a y former work partner. We went up with
Speaker 2: him and this party bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, party bus. One of my buddies I got the
Speaker 1: invite to that, you did.
Speaker 3: One of my buddies took up a date. They were
Speaker 3: going to stay in a bedroom with each other at
Speaker 3: this airba be anyway, she wanted nothing to do with him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: which was very clear to all of us. So there
Speaker 3: were like six couples.
Speaker 2: We're all partying, going on wine tours, blah blah, blah blah.
Speaker 3: One thing that I noticed, my observation, was that she
Speaker 3: was taking selfies and beautiful napa of herself with those
Speaker 3: beautiful views, asking strangers to take pictures, not with my friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they they use men like stage hands, right,
Speaker 1: just swap the background out for me, right, I just
Speaker 1: need you to get me to a new environment. Good
Speaker 1: on them, I had, Yeah, I didn't, Well, what kind
Speaker 1: of fucking idiot? It's like, yeah, and I'll take you
Speaker 1: to you want to check to make sure that she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to fucking kill you, Like, what is wrong
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: I thoroughly enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: All right. So next week's Morning below Deck does this
Speaker 1: and they explained this later, but I was confused at first. Alicia,
Speaker 1: Joe goes to bed, Bachelor Joke goes to bed, and
Speaker 1: then Alicia, I think, beckons a sea rat to wake
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and she tells him that she's very interested,
Speaker 3: and that's where Anna, the Russian spy listens from above.
Speaker 1: Now this was this was after they went to bed.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying it happened. Uh, that's when
Speaker 3: she said, hey, can you wake him up? And then
Speaker 3: everyone was supposed to have gone to bed, and Anna's
Speaker 3: up on the upper deck listening to them talk down below.
Speaker 1: Uh huh oh is this where she slept with him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Sorry, you're on ozempic. But you're you're just
Speaker 1: on one dose of ozempic. I thought that happened the
Speaker 1: last episode. Are you on one dose of ozempic?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I started doubling it. Did you really? Yeah? Okay again
Speaker 1: in the comments, just diagnose him because I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening. If anybody can help, but it's out. Just
Speaker 1: give him a diagnosis. You know what it's going to be, Patty. No, okay.
Speaker 1: So Joe takes a forty five minute break and the
Speaker 1: buddies are beginning to fissier. Yeah, now no one is
Speaker 1: on deck, not a single soul is on the swim platform,
Speaker 1: and Sandy is ripshit pissed off. Now, I Nathan's got
Speaker 1: a tough job because his buddy's there. His buddy's there,
Speaker 1: and Nathan was on fire tonight. But anyways, he did
Speaker 1: ask Joe, I think, to stay on the swim platform.
Speaker 1: You more on that. At five, Amy says, we've got
Speaker 1: to eliminate two of them, and you need to do
Speaker 1: it once again. She is a demon, you know. I
Speaker 1: have to say this.
Speaker 3: Merrily grew on me as the two episodes of The
Speaker 3: Brazilian Yeah, yeah, she really did. Now, Anna, she's she's
Speaker 3: someone who will probably marry a Russian oligarch or something,
Speaker 3: and he'll be a disappointment to her and he'll make
Speaker 3: her disappear at some point.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she'll be poisoned mm hm oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: she'll be poisoned and processed. And that's tragic because she's
Speaker 1: a she's a young woman with a bad attitude. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you should be poison in process. But
Speaker 1: that's what these Russian oligarchs do, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so funny there. I follow this Instagram account of
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Speaker 2: Yeah where are we?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, meets up with Nathan?
Speaker 2: Yes, she said, the Bro shows over, dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're fucking up bro. Yeah, Bro shows over Bro
Speaker 1: and uh we bid the ladies a jew that is
Speaker 1: Maravella and Anna and Anna. That's right. So the Sea
Speaker 1: Rats Asia is fucking the air. She's so happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, kermit.
Speaker 1: The Sea Rats find out that Joe and the smokeler, Uh.
Speaker 3: Smoke your cock? What that's her? I think that's her
Speaker 3: middle name. Middle name is smoke cock.
Speaker 1: That's not what are you doing? You're doing like a
Speaker 1: smoke a cock? Are you doing like a grown ups
Speaker 1: two bit? Right? Now?
Speaker 3: I've never seen that film cock.
Speaker 1: All right, Asha, to demote or to not demote, that
Speaker 1: is the question.
Speaker 3: Now here's my issue with Kermen on this. How about
Speaker 3: giving in. I'm no fan of Kizzie. Give Kizzie a
Speaker 3: little little heads up on this move here?
Speaker 1: What's that rain? It's beautiful? No, Kissy is hell spawn.
Speaker 1: She does not shows her nothing. If I were Asia,
Speaker 1: I would have come up with more stripes, innovate the
Speaker 1: stripe system. Kizzy, you have two stripes, she has fucking
Speaker 1: fifty stripes or three. But Nathan needs her help because
Speaker 1: he has some tough stuff to deal with.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, he has to figure out how to balance
Speaker 3: friendships and work.
Speaker 1: Joe sucks and he's his friend, right, and and Joe
Speaker 1: Joe's like, I like that he's he's deferential to Nathan
Speaker 1: at times, but he's also like he's slacking off. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's trying to have sex with the Cuban. And then
Speaker 1: you got Max, who is a lovable character. I've really
Speaker 1: really grown to to like Max. But you know, we've
Speaker 1: got the swim platform problem. So Max is down there,
Speaker 1: he radios up. I'm on the swim platform. Just want
Speaker 1: to let you know. And Nathan goes great, stay down there.
Speaker 1: He just leaves. Nathan goes, what are you doing? He goes,
Speaker 1: I had to pee? Well you can. You got to
Speaker 1: stay on the fucking swim platt. So he's got a
Speaker 1: lot to deal with. Okay, it's a tough put anyways. Oh,
Speaker 1: where the hell?
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is where Kermit wafts her coach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well can you smell my badge? It's really wafty.
Speaker 1: And she says she spent through the wolves this one.
Speaker 1: That's what she sounds like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she shouldn't have to quantified that. Her coach doesn't
Speaker 3: really smell.
Speaker 2: Just leave it there, waffed it.
Speaker 1: I love Asia. She's so fucking funny. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm over it.
Speaker 3: Then we learned that Kathy we get a little sea
Speaker 3: rat history from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a relationship person, a serial monogamous.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, yes, it's because she likes to have someone
Speaker 3: to talk to. Uh, there's never been more than a
Speaker 3: three month period between relationships.
Speaker 1: And what do we call that? A relationship person or
Speaker 1: cerial monogamy?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: In some circles, circles we call that codependent?
Speaker 1: Oh whoa, there's or a love attic. Yeah, there's all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Or a sex addict. Well maybe, but.
Speaker 3: When they're in the water, we call them sea rats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. All of that stuff you mentioned is in
Speaker 1: the bit Brew. I'm not calling her a bitch or
Speaker 1: you know, bitches brew. It's like something. What is bitches Brew?
Speaker 1: Is that just a song? Never heard of it? You
Speaker 1: never heard of bitches Brew? Kaitlyn? Can you look up
Speaker 1: bitches Brew really quickly?
Speaker 3: And Dylan, I'm sorry, Kaitlyn not. I don't want to
Speaker 3: overwork you. Did you reach out to matchmaker Amy yet?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: So she's a serial monogamist and she's working on trying
Speaker 1: to say no to people she doesn't see a future with.
Speaker 1: But she is about fun, which I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: I think it's well, that's the open door. What the
Speaker 2: open door to us?
Speaker 3: She likes relationships, but she likes that fun.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: That means she's opened one night stands right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ye yeah, okay, uh bitches Brew? Anything on bitches Brew.
Speaker 5: The first thing that came up with this was a
Speaker 5: studio album. So I hit Urban Dictionary app. Urban Dictionary
Speaker 5: has bitches as a nasty cocktail or, cheap promotional beverage
Speaker 5: purchased by nightclub loving female. Oh yi, that has the
Speaker 5: effect of making them want to scratch each other's fucking
Speaker 5: eyes out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, thank you, Urban Dictionary. We can retire that website, right,
Speaker 1: nobody's going there. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love old websites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's it's I thought it was like older
Speaker 1: than that. It's like a Miles Davis out. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like Celtic or something. Anyways, maybe the Celtics
Speaker 1: weren't calling people bitches.
Speaker 5: The first thing that came up was it's a studio
Speaker 5: album by.
Speaker 1: Miles date by Miles Davis.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know Miles Davis. They asked him on his
Speaker 3: deathbed what his favorite record was.
Speaker 1: And he said Heroin.
Speaker 2: No, he said that was much cooler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he fucking said, uh, what was you two's third record?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 2: He said a YouTube wreck?
Speaker 1: He said, he YouTube wreck.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Well he was, he was dying and high hopefully. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyways, Josh he thinks he's got a shot at Kissy.
Speaker 1: It's really it's it's a little tough to watch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's watching Josh write poems for Kissie and kind of
Speaker 1: march forward bravely as though he's going to kiss her.
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bit like watching an ASPCA commercial.
Speaker 1: You know, you're just like, get it off, mate.
Speaker 3: I think Josh has a shot with Blizzie. If every
Speaker 3: other guy on the boat was uglier than him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a step further.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: They they all perished tragically in a boat accident. And
Speaker 1: it's also the end of the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, Josh, we'd love to have you
Speaker 3: on the show to talk.
Speaker 1: About your I think Josh is great.
Speaker 2: He's not a bad looking god.
Speaker 1: No, he's not at all. He's not kisses type. He's
Speaker 1: not the sea ratte type.
Speaker 2: No, no, nor so.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Ashley and Alisha, these are the two remaining bachelorettes.
Speaker 1: Yes for Bachelor Joe.
Speaker 3: Ashley asses ass Alisha if she kissed Joe.
Speaker 2: Remember Alicia had slept in Joe's bed. She says, kissed him.
Speaker 2: I tested for prostate cancer with my tongue.
Speaker 1: You lose her, can you? That's like, so should we
Speaker 1: just leave it? Should just leave it? Then? I just
Speaker 1: he's so much better.
Speaker 5: Than that, you know, I know, But your immediate go to.
Speaker 1: You're like a fucking drunk softball dad. Right now, that
Speaker 1: was a drunk softball dad. Oh god, where's your gior It?
Speaker 1: It smell like vodka, all right, a bunch of Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: sea rats are fucking off still. Max and Joe are
Speaker 1: eating cheerios standing around, and Nathan flips out and I
Speaker 1: have to say, I kind of like it. And now
Speaker 1: it's way out of line, and it's a sign of
Speaker 1: managerial failing, but I like it. He's he's he's really
Speaker 1: coming down.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem.
Speaker 3: It's because it's so such a drastic change in management style. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's when, like, so you work at a
Speaker 1: video store and everybody's just stoned all the time, and
Speaker 1: then you know your boss is like.
Speaker 3: The owner of the store, right right, you gotta lay
Speaker 3: down the hammer. Everyone's smoking weed all day. Man, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna fire you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And then you're like, I can't lose this job. It's
Speaker 3: eight dollars an hour and I need the money.
Speaker 1: So you start fucking howking DVDs at people's heads and
Speaker 1: then they're like, what happened? I thought this place was
Speaker 1: chill asha our Chris Harrison narrates our final dinner, which
Speaker 1: is but or not butter not angli Anelo te mm
Speaker 1: for the lovas. We've talked about this kind of pasta before.
Speaker 1: I don't like an autumnal gord in my uh in
Speaker 1: my pasta shapes. It's too sweet. It gets sweet.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't like pasta for any date that you
Speaker 3: might have sex afterwards.
Speaker 1: Kailan, Kaitlin, what is a gord? Do you know what
Speaker 1: that is? That a zucchini? Okay, it is a thing though, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to look it up. Amy gets a burger.
Speaker 1: I'll give it to Amy.
Speaker 2: Job, well done. That's how you uh.
Speaker 3: Everyone after they feel like they've accomplished something like you know,
Speaker 3: I bet, like every Oscar winner that starved himself for
Speaker 3: three weeks to fit into that suit or dress with
Speaker 3: the skinny face for all the pictures ye to be remembered,
Speaker 3: I bet they head.
Speaker 2: To a fucking in and out and eat four of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny. I think about Gierma del Toros
Speaker 1: starving himself before accepting an Academy award. He doesn't, He's
Speaker 1: just big and fat. Yeah, so after that he'd probably
Speaker 1: just keep eating but I gotta say, while Amy is
Speaker 1: a demon, you gotta respect the moxie. You gotta respect
Speaker 1: the the the hoax, you know, the con She is
Speaker 1: fucking floating around Barcelona, not doing shit. They're eating butternut
Speaker 1: squashed pasta. You know, try having these awkward conversations. She
Speaker 1: is upstairs with a cheeseburger and French fries, tucking into
Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking Akatar or whatever she's doing up there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have kids. She's got a beautiful cat. It
Speaker 1: sounds like ling ling. I think she's doing great.
Speaker 3: By the way, sorry to bring up burgers.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a big media apology excepted Fat Burger.
Speaker 3: None of these smash Burgers or any of that bullshit.
Speaker 3: Fat Burger offers the best burger in all of Los Angeles,
Speaker 3: none of this nonsense of all these burgers out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's sorry to get into this hyperregional burger talk,
Speaker 1: but the problem with Fat Burgers that every.
Speaker 2: Employee just got out of jail.
Speaker 1: It's not that they just got out of jail. It's
Speaker 1: that they just got out of jail and they're on methadone.
Speaker 1: So it takes an hour and fifteen minutes to hit
Speaker 1: your burger.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: It's like what that guy's asleep. His face is on
Speaker 1: the grill and he hasn't woken up. It's crazy, all right.
Speaker 3: So meanwhile I went to one that I will never
Speaker 3: go to again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Both there were.
Speaker 3: Two employees, one working the cash here, the other one
Speaker 3: cooking a burger, and they were both high on meth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've had a real problem in kids back there.
Speaker 1: Second choruses beef with red wine, jew and broccoli. We
Speaker 1: get a crembulet to end things. I believe basic dinner
Speaker 1: pasta first. No, not for me. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Kathy and
Speaker 1: Kizzie talk about Max. Kizzie, to her credit, she says,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be well, she says, you're gonna be.
Speaker 5: In.
Speaker 1: If Kathy really was like paying attention and saw the
Speaker 1: danger in front of her, she would have opened her
Speaker 1: ears a little bit more. But because he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be off in the corner going what the
Speaker 1: fuck happened? While I'm making up with him, I promise you.
Speaker 1: So we get an appearance from Gail. What the fuck? Well,
Speaker 1: gaslight much you want to give us a package? Here?
Speaker 1: I mean my god. Well he calls Yeah, he says,
Speaker 1: I'm going to bed, and that's the end of that.
Speaker 1: Joe kind of shoots himself in the foot. Alicia is
Speaker 1: really like feeling like not really good after what Joe does, which,
Speaker 1: as we mentioned, is you know, I really like to
Speaker 1: asact with both of you, and it doesn't have to
Speaker 1: be at the same time, but I'm open to that.
Speaker 3: Then he does the ultimate I've been single too long.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed.
Speaker 1: Ah see you in the morning. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Fix this problem?
Speaker 3: So all they joke about him being a loser and
Speaker 3: having a small, small dick, yeah, and also going bald.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ashley's like, he's a fucking pussy and he's bolding. All right,
Speaker 1: we get to the next day. Next day, Ashley heads
Speaker 1: out very quick and then we have Joe and Alicia left. Luckily,
Speaker 1: he salvages Alicia. She's a smart cookie, you know. I
Speaker 1: think that she really wants to I think that she
Speaker 1: does have a connection to him. But this is a
Speaker 1: meal ticket, that's right, this is a meal ticket. He's
Speaker 1: not a crazy person, he's just boring, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could do this. I could do that. I could literally
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: This is this is not the way you actually meet
Speaker 2: a partner.
Speaker 1: In which why do you say that?
Speaker 3: Well, the only way this works is if it's al
Speaker 3: Pacino and then it's a thirty year old girl that
Speaker 3: goes put a baby in me, and then I will
Speaker 3: let you have sex on top of me. H yeah,
Speaker 3: because I want your money and live a nice life.
Speaker 2: You're disgusting, you're wrinkly or gross.
Speaker 1: Well, and and again, you know, I think you know
Speaker 1: you mentioned Leo hitting a wall. I do find that
Speaker 1: al Pacino has hit a wall. Yeah, he looks a
Speaker 1: little bit like something you didn't counter in Dungeons and Dragons. Now,
Speaker 1: but that's not to take away from the body of work.
Speaker 1: Who all right, so.
Speaker 3: You have a gray ass.
Speaker 1: All right, what that's the Is that the one from
Speaker 1: the one where he's blind all the time?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, that was I forget that one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's from heat he says that, And he what's
Speaker 1: the one where he's blind?
Speaker 2: It was with Chrys o'donald.
Speaker 1: Chris o'donald, and he's just such a.
Speaker 3: Dick hands of a woman sensitive, a woman.
Speaker 2: That one looked boring.
Speaker 1: Have we who this is a Nutsoll podcast. Okay, Maxim Kizzie.
Speaker 1: He says, you don't. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 1: The way you jumped on me this morning, gave me
Speaker 1: an erection, an erection like this, and then, like he's
Speaker 1: a comic book character, he just grows his cock to
Speaker 1: a size that she is unbelievably impressed by and proud
Speaker 1: to have created. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she should be.
Speaker 1: It's a simple delivery of blood, the dumbest part of
Speaker 1: a male I would say. But you know, credit where
Speaker 1: credits due. She yells to the ladies, I just gave
Speaker 1: Max a boner. And then she tells Joe, I just
Speaker 1: gave Max a boner and he's got the biggest dick
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Whoa, Wow, whoa. The
Speaker 1: guest depart and Asia is really bummed about the the
Speaker 1: awkward hobble down the marine.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because she has faith and love, Dylan.
Speaker 3: For her, love is total commitment, living in a van
Speaker 3: holding hands while Samuel taneously shitting in a five gallon
Speaker 3: painter's bucket.
Speaker 1: I think they're doing better now, Oh I bet they are.
Speaker 1: Not that they weren't doing good then that was a choice,
Speaker 1: you know, right, they're you know, they're ruffians. They want
Speaker 1: to go out there and you know I can hold
Speaker 1: people at knife point and shit in buckets, you know,
Speaker 1: drive around. That's a choice. So Chart at four went
Speaker 1: pretty well. Sandy says, we welcome Kathy and Asha compliments
Speaker 1: her in front of the entire Yes, and Kissie is
Speaker 1: pissed off. Now, Sandy says she's extremely disappointed.
Speaker 2: In the bros.
Speaker 1: In the bros. But to show you how upset I am,
Speaker 1: Tomorrow day off have fun, good news, she says. She says,
Speaker 1: I hope you come back refreshed and ready to worry.
Speaker 1: You imagine that you're gonna be drinking for thirty six
Speaker 1: hours straight.
Speaker 2: Twenty five each. It's a good haul.
Speaker 1: Asia has a little team meeting. She has solved the
Speaker 1: problem two stripes for two ladies. Now Kizzie is presenting
Speaker 1: well and Asia is really grateful, but on the inside
Speaker 1: she is screaming, crying, and throwing up. More on that
Speaker 1: later episodes. Now, Kat, Kizzie and Kathy do a little
Speaker 1: face mask. They also zapped their vaginas, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Kizzie's ready to have fun with these three sexy deck boys.
Speaker 1: She says, Now, this is why it's a little bit tough,
Speaker 1: because there are there are four men on this this vessel,
Speaker 1: and he is you didn't even make the number.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 3: In Theszong, now it's typically we hear that song, we
Speaker 3: see sad dogs sitting in a cage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. They're they're longing, and it's tough. You know.
Speaker 1: I was watching a nature documentary and then showed these
Speaker 1: bears scratching their backs like in the Jungle Book. It
Speaker 1: was the cutest thing. And I saw a shot of
Speaker 1: their claws just so long and razor sharp. It put
Speaker 1: me into kind of like a Werner Herzog place, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, these things are killing machines. It's
Speaker 1: all right, sorry, back to the show. All right, the vans,
Speaker 1: I mean I just talked about how bears were killing machines.
Speaker 1: What the hell, What the hell are we doing here
Speaker 1: that they really are.
Speaker 2: Remember what they did to that crystal meth guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought they were his friend. Yeah, don't do
Speaker 1: math ripped him limb from limb and his friend. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine when.
Speaker 3: By the way, I want to tell the kids out there.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of kids will listen to our
Speaker 2: below deck recap.
Speaker 3: When a gigantic bear starts eating your friend in front.
Speaker 1: Of you, run, Well, there's a lot of things that
Speaker 1: you can do, but what you and you can do this,
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not that effective. Don't yell hey,
Speaker 1: knock it off, stop it stop it willow. I mean her,
Speaker 1: he's he's literally bit her femur. Now, yeah, he's talking
Speaker 1: to the bear like a seven year old who's picking
Speaker 1: up stuff at the grocery store.
Speaker 3: The last time a family sees a family heirloom.
Speaker 2: Should not be in a pile of bear shit.
Speaker 1: Like a watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sad, Okay, let's get to the vans.
Speaker 3: Kermit tips off Max.
Speaker 1: He so Lacey's watch, I mean he ate all of them? Well,
Speaker 1: probably not at all. Bears aren't very efficient killers. They
Speaker 1: leave a lot of meat behind their sloppy so God,
Speaker 1: talk about Grizzly rolling up to that scene.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never thought where they came up with the
Speaker 3: name Grizzly.
Speaker 1: Well that's not why it's fitting though, because I mean
Speaker 1: they interview the sheriff and he's Alaska and it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like this at all. But he was like, I
Speaker 1: got I can't even sleep, just goddamn meat and bunes
Speaker 1: all over the place and a watch. Fucking all right,
Speaker 1: so we have to get out into the evening. Poor Josh,
Speaker 1: he's writing poems. He's not even you know, on the
Speaker 1: podium anyways. Van one and Van two.
Speaker 3: Kermit tips off Max the kids he liked his massive
Speaker 3: meat bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah kid, Kat, And then we have Kizzie
Speaker 1: verse Kathy in the other van. Both parties are talking
Speaker 1: about cock. Kizzie and Kathy are talking about Max's cock
Speaker 1: in front of Josh, and I gotta say, he's handling
Speaker 1: this really well. I think he's a good dude. Laylo,
Speaker 1: You'll find your person. So Joe, lets v know. You know,
Speaker 1: I really like you. I'm gonna give you a venereal disease,
Speaker 1: so I just want to know, all right.
Speaker 2: So this is at dinner.
Speaker 3: Joe tips off the He says he's down to hit it,
Speaker 3: but he's not down to hit it and stick with it,
Speaker 3: and he seems cool with it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I think Joe is doing all this stuff.
Speaker 1: And Joe's nice enough. We like Joe, but I think
Speaker 1: Joe is doing this like this conflicted are three in
Speaker 1: car I think he's doing it to camera. He's not
Speaker 1: doing it for her. She's made it very clear, like, dude,
Speaker 1: I just want to have sex with somebody. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. My boyfriend was slaid violently
Speaker 1: under I'm not trying to like start anything serious. But
Speaker 1: he's he keeps doing this like Miamore, and you know
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: He also he wants to be liked.
Speaker 3: He wants to be a Bravocan and have a bunch
Speaker 3: of girls like fall Over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Okay, So the boys go for a smoke.
Speaker 1: They go outside and they almost chop Josh out of
Speaker 1: the frame entirely the entire time they're showing them. But
Speaker 1: Nathan is feeling the stress of the job. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that later. Kathy and Kizzy have a chat and
Speaker 1: this is where you know, we may have two little
Speaker 1: gypsies on our hands, because Kathy throws V under the bus.
Speaker 1: It was a Lord of the Flies moment. It was
Speaker 1: really really gross stuff from Kathy, you think, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that they had a plan that they
Speaker 3: put together that Kizzy was going to make a play
Speaker 3: for Joe and step on V's heart, right, and Kathy
Speaker 3: would plan to kiss Max. Yes, and then Kizzy would
Speaker 3: co sign on that it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't expressly stated that that was the plan. It was
Speaker 1: more of a suggestion and and crudely stated. Kathy says,
Speaker 1: you know what, fuck her. You know he's he doesn't
Speaker 1: care about her. She said, This is where I think
Speaker 1: she's a bit of a gypsy. She she says, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have intention in his eyes. Only only a fucking
Speaker 1: palm reader would know something like that. You know, can
Speaker 1: we get to the goddamn ball of snakes?
Speaker 3: Because it's a triumphant return to the ball of snakes,
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 1: This is a very very important cauldron, a very important froth.
Speaker 1: There really is no season that is complete without this
Speaker 1: bubbling solution of calm and regret. It begins. There's also water, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: The proceedings begin with Chef Josh whipping out his his dom,
Speaker 3: which apparently was so small and un.
Speaker 1: Unimpressive, unimpressive that it was meant with laughter. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know that it was met with laughter. It was
Speaker 1: just this goofy, goofy clown, commune, hippie, serial murderer was
Speaker 1: just doing this thing and they thought it was really funny.
Speaker 1: I hope they weren't laughing at this tiny little deck.
Speaker 2: That's what I think they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was unimpressive.
Speaker 3: It was like, can you imagine if it was fourteen inches?
Speaker 3: Do you think it would be met with laughter? I
Speaker 3: don't think so.
Speaker 1: No, No, it would be met with silence. It it
Speaker 1: would be met with silence. Here I am thinking that
Speaker 1: it would be met with horror. This is not a
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo cartoon. If someone gets in a populated body
Speaker 1: of water with a fourteen inch dick, no one will
Speaker 1: say anything.
Speaker 3: And then he lowers his body into the water and
Speaker 3: half the water is displaced out of the hot top well.
Speaker 1: So he lowers it down. It obviously will kind of
Speaker 1: bob its way up to the top because you know,
Speaker 1: ours are constrained to us. The laws of gravity are
Speaker 1: still in effect. There's nothing wacky like that that can happen.
Speaker 1: But this is all mood because he doesn't he doesn't
Speaker 1: have a fourteen you know. I saw him more time,
Speaker 1: went to a Korean spat and there was this guy
Speaker 1: that was laying on his back and his penis was
Speaker 1: on the floor. Now, ask yourself, how does that work.
Speaker 1: It's so long, it's so big that it journeys over
Speaker 1: and onto the floor. It's crazy. Can't imagine. Anyways, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening everybody.
Speaker 3: Max, Yes, I believe he initiated it.
Speaker 2: We will go over that.
Speaker 1: The game film, well, we had a two B continued card.
Speaker 1: It was very exciting.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought the season would end there.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. All right, get in the comments. Let
Speaker 1: us know what we thought about the episode. What do
Speaker 1: you think about bears? What do you think about Amy?
Speaker 2: I don't like bears.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. I'm dying saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye.
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