WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:13.160 Hello, everybody, Welcome back to the fire Escape Cast. It 2 00:00:13.199 --> 00:00:17.079 is episode ninety six. That's no Venta, he says. If 3 00:00:17.079 --> 00:00:19.600 you're in France, I just got back from France recently. 4 00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:24.239 I'm still on French time. Whatever it is. It's always 5 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:26.879 French time. Think that's Greenwich. I think that's Greenwich. Meantime, 6 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:29.280 I'm back. That's not your last episode. 7 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:33.039 Every time Mike says anything of value, we can just 8 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:36.000 go ooh la la because he's always going to France 9 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:37.759 and he's so Frene. 10 00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:41.920 So that's Mary kesh Hi. And also here is always 11 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:42.600 with Dan Riker. 12 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.359 It's still my favorite thing to look at Mike Maharty's 13 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:47.640 Instagram stories, and every time before I press this picture, 14 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:49.439 it's like, all right, wine or cats. That's like my 15 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:52.479 favorite Instagram game show. And then sometimes it's bonus points 16 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:55.280 and you're in France tweeting about wine and that's what 17 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:56.280 I got the last week. 18 00:00:56.560 --> 00:01:03.039 The end of my pro bio says mostly wine and cats. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, 19 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:05.760 I just got back. It was a nice visit. I 20 00:01:05.799 --> 00:01:09.000 was there for work, but I went. I went to 21 00:01:09.120 --> 00:01:11.719 a few spots I really like. I went. There was 22 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:14.879 a little Christmas pop up market, over in the sixth also, 23 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:18.200 Notre Dame I think, just did its grand reopening after the. 24 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:24.799 Already that just went went away. 25 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.599 Yeah, yeah, I forgot. They put you know, they put 26 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.879 their best people on it. I assume they do. I 27 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:31.959 don't know any I don't have any insight info, but 28 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:33.120 we were in a. 29 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:35.879 High priority for them. That's a huge straw. 30 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:38.599 It's their national one of their symbols and ship. But 31 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:40.599 I was the tents were all set up around it, 32 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:43.000 so I saw that, but I was gone before that. 33 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:48.719 I had maybe the most nightmarish nightmarishly close missing my 34 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:51.879 flight back from France. Really yeah, So I had a 35 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:56.040 twelve fifty five PM flight back to Newark. So I 36 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:59.840 woke up at what was it like eight fifty five 37 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:02.439 four hours. I woke up four hours ahead of the flight. 38 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.519 I was like, oh, I kind of overshot this. I 39 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:08.879 can sleep for a little longer, and I snoozed it. 40 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:12.199 And when I woke up, I just happened to wake 41 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.319 up later realize I just stopped my alarm. I didn't 42 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:17.840 snooze it. So I woke back up at like ninth 43 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:22.120 forty five and the flight was boarding at twelve oh five. However, 44 00:02:22.639 --> 00:02:25.240 there's been like construction on the highways between Charles Degaal 45 00:02:25.319 --> 00:02:29.479 and Paris. So it occurred to me. Then I was like, 46 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:31.479 oh god right. It took like an hour forty five 47 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:34.479 in the uber to get here, so I was like, 48 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:36.120 all right, I'm still fine. So you know, I was. 49 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:38.520 I had packed up, I was ready to go, and 50 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:42.360 we passed. We had like two accidents on the highway 51 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.280 on the way there. So I got to the airport 52 00:02:44.439 --> 00:02:47.080 at and the uber went to the wrong he went 53 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:49.599 to the arrivals level instead of departures. So I was like, no, no, no, 54 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:52.560 it's fine, I can I can go down. I'll walk 55 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:56.080 take the elevator up. He just kept driving, and he 56 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:58.719 spoke English like I taught. I spoke English with him 57 00:02:58.719 --> 00:02:59.599 when he first picked me up. 58 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:02.560 Maybe he only knew the words that he gave you 59 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.240 when he picked you up. Maybe he doesn't speak English. 60 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:08.719 He only knows like hi, thanks for taking the super 61 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:10.599 And then any other time you're talking to him, he's like, 62 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:11.759 I have no idea what this means. 63 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:15.560 That's entirely possible. But I got to the airport at 64 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:21.479 eleven thirty, and you know, I hadn't gone through customs yet, 65 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:23.159 and I had a bag to check. I had several 66 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:26.199 bottles of liquid that I was checking, kind of liquid 67 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:30.240 Mike Wine, Chartruse, cremdick Asis, and one of them was 68 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:32.479 a gift for Amanda. So I really wanted to make 69 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:35.080 sure I got that. I didn't like dump anything or 70 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:36.879 not dump it, but like get rid of it. So 71 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:40.400 I got to United's bag check and they had shut 72 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:43.000 down the computers. I've never gotten so late that they like. 73 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:46.479 So I told I told two. There's these two women 74 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:47.919 at the desk and I told them. I was like, 75 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:50.360 oh my god, it's nightmare getting here. Is there any 76 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.039 way I could check this bag and not have to 77 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:54.639 get a new flight or you know, dump all this. 78 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:56.840 One's like no, I can't do it. The others like 79 00:03:57.360 --> 00:03:59.000 I just missed it. I was like, there's a gift 80 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.039 for my wife in there. She's like, we'll make an exception. 81 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:07.080 So well, I was telling the truth like I meant it, so. 82 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:09.280 The old disappointed life routine. 83 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:11.960 And then I get to security. I get through customs 84 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:14.960 smoothly enough, but I get to security and they're one 85 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.199 of the tray conveyor belts at TSA was shut down 86 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:21.439 because they had a bomb dog sniffing. I think it 87 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:24.560 was like a routine sniff of the conveyor belt, so 88 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:28.519 we're all, like everybody at the United terminal was going 89 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:32.600 through one like tray conveyor belt, so it's taken forever. 90 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:38.040 I made my flight just as it was like my 91 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.800 I literally hit the gate when my group was called. 92 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:43.680 But that was kind of perfect. But then, of course, 93 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:45.519 you know, on the way back, I was really worried 94 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:47.319 my bag wouldn't make it because they had to like 95 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:49.959 reopen the computers and it said like status pending in 96 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.040 the app for the bag tracker, but it all wants 97 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:55.319 smoothly from there. Nice. Yeah, I was like, I've never 98 00:04:55.839 --> 00:04:58.480 pushed it that I've either missed a flight. I've only 99 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:01.600 ever missed like two flights in my life stenuating circumstances. 100 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:04.120 But that was the closest I've gotten to to not 101 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:05.120 making it back on time. 102 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:07.439 I'd like connecting ones that, like, you know, if the 103 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:08.720 first one was delayed and you have to just like 104 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:10.480 spread through a terminal and you barely make it. 105 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:12.560 But I don't think I've ever straight up missed the flight. 106 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:17.199 I have had the closest call of my life last 107 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:24.000 year going to Spain, I think we should have missed 108 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:26.879 the flight. We just we just cut it way too close. 109 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:30.959 Everything was late, there was traffic. It was our fault 110 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:33.120 too for like leaving as late as we did and 111 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:36.279 assuming it would be fine. And they also said the 112 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:39.600 computers are shut down. You're not gonna make it, so 113 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:43.399 I wouldn't check your bag if we could, and me 114 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.879 and my coworker Alyssa just kind of looked at them 115 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:52.079 and were like, please, just just try and we are 116 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:55.519 fast runners and we will we will make this flight. 117 00:05:55.879 --> 00:05:59.360 And by the grace of God, she was like, okay, 118 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.959 and she checked our bags. 119 00:06:01.319 --> 00:06:03.279 Oh it's Spanish, it's okay. 120 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:07.759 Oh okay, and we sprinted to the gate. And of course, 121 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:12.360 in just the rush of everything, I left a full 122 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:15.800 water bottle in my book bag, so when I went 123 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:20.240 through security, I got stopped because of my water bottle. 124 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:26.399 And they kind of each security protocol is different with 125 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:28.079 how much of a dick they want to be to you. 126 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:31.000 But in this one they were like, do you want 127 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:32.639 to throw the bottle away or do you want to 128 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:35.600 go back through security? And I was like walking away 129 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:42.360 as I said, throw it away. So yes, of course 130 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:45.279 it's called it. But that's before you go through security. 131 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:48.639 If they catch you, if you go through security, then 132 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:51.680 they have a couple options. One is you go all 133 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:53.720 the way back through security with your water bottle or 134 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:56.560 dump or like I'm throwing the whole bottle away, and 135 00:06:56.600 --> 00:07:01.000 if you have like a reusable bottle, that's pretty gutting. Yeah, 136 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:03.839 But in this very particular case, I had like snagged 137 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:06.120 a bottle of water on probably one of the journeys 138 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:07.839 I was on. So it was just a plastic bottle 139 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:10.360 of water. And so for them to even ask me 140 00:07:10.439 --> 00:07:13.600 that question, I was like, I'm literally a ghost. You 141 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:16.439 are speaking to my dust as I walk away, throw 142 00:07:16.480 --> 00:07:18.600 away that water bottle. I don't have time for this ship. 143 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:22.519 And we ran the entire way to the gate with 144 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:25.800 like all of our bags, and it was way faster. 145 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:28.639 I were way further along than yours, Mike. They were 146 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.720 doing last call. We could hear them on the speaker 147 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:33.839 going like last call for this flight. 148 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:36.959 Running and then you hit and then you run into 149 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:39.480 the person taking the tickets, and then all the tickets scatter, 150 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:41.480 and then you get a plane to New York City 151 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:45.079 in South Florida, and then two robbers come and they're 152 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:49.600 seeking revenge from when you fucked with them in Chicago. Yeah. 153 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:52.920 Yeah, it was a different time in my life. 154 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:56.439 Times after that, but we don't talk about those two five. 155 00:07:56.959 --> 00:07:59.160 The third time it happened to was someone else. Yeah, 156 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:05.040 and also Prince Stewart was there. Yeah, oh god he was. Wow, 157 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:08.680 I forgot about that. Oh here's a question. I actually 158 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:12.800 I do not know why you can't. Why can't you 159 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:16.040 bring liquids on a plane bomb star through through security? 160 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:19.639 Probably the easiest thing is the answer is nine to eleven. 161 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.839 Yeah, there's probably just like certain liquords that you could 162 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.600 probably do bomb stuff with or something, and so they're 163 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:26.360 just like that, don't you can have anything that you 164 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:27.079 get after the gate? 165 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:30.879 But that's it? Is that why there's a limit on 166 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:34.000 the ounces of like hygiene stuff? Okay, yeah, they probably 167 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:36.000 determined that something like that. I don't know if it 168 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:38.080 was an alcohol thing or whatever, but. 169 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:41.159 No, oh no, it's easy to get alcohol in I've 170 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:42.879 never love it when you have alcohol. 171 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:43.799 I have brought so. 172 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.120 Much alcohol onto planes and it's never been a problem. 173 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:46.759 I don't needymore. 174 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:48.639 But wait, how did you get it through security? 175 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:51.000 You just bring the fucking like I used to like 176 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:53.519 fly with like four or five airplane bottles of like 177 00:08:54.679 --> 00:08:56.279 the mini bottles. Yeah, so like none of them. They 178 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:57.960 don't even like take them out. And I've seen them 179 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:00.240 see it before when like pulling my switch out, but 180 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:01.080 they asked if you. 181 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:03.000 Have liquid, right, and they just don't care if it's 182 00:09:03.039 --> 00:09:05.200 a certain if it's below the three ounces or as 183 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:05.639 long as. 184 00:09:05.559 --> 00:09:08.639 It's below the ounce amount. And it used to supposed 185 00:09:08.679 --> 00:09:11.000 to be needed to be in a plastic baggie and 186 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.320 they don't care about that anymore either, so long as 187 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:16.879 it's below the required amount. Because I travel with all 188 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:21.120 sorts of like makeup liquid and no one bats an eye. 189 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:24.000 But if it's a twelve ounce bottle of water, you 190 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:25.080 know they're tackling me. 191 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:25.519 Yeah. 192 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:29.559 I also, like I have been in trouble for just 193 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:32.320 wearing my giant bomb sweater, which is so stupid. 194 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:34.759 That's something every single time I'm wearing like a giant 195 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:36.840 bomb hoodie, I always take it off or reverse it 196 00:09:36.919 --> 00:09:38.120 or put it in my bag or something. 197 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:39.639 Yeah, it's like we should just. 198 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:44.159 You should get a sweatshirt that just says small bomb okay, 199 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:47.000 under through under three and a half fluid half ounces. 200 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:51.799 Yeah, yeah, yes, they're gonna think that's hilarious. 201 00:09:51.159 --> 00:09:53.960 And things went really well on the Under three and 202 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.960 a half Fluid ounces Bomb Couch at the Game Awards. 203 00:09:56.799 --> 00:10:00.960 That's going to go gret It rolls off, brevity. 204 00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:04.000 Rolls off the tongue. Yeah. 205 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:08.879 Anything to stick it to TSA. I would. I would 206 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.720 give up a lot of branding just to just to 207 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:15.320 wipe the smug looks on their faces. As they all 208 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:19.279 have different rules and requirements, it really like irritates me 209 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:21.159 how some of them will be like, yeah, you need 210 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:23.960 to take off your shoes and it's like, well, not 211 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:26.240 in any other airport. You can't talk to me like 212 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:29.240 I'm an idiot because you've changed your rules. I don't 213 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:31.399 know your airport or you. 214 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:35.279 I finally used it, was able to use Global entry. 215 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.320 Oh it's great. I've had it for a bit. I 216 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:39.840 had it when we came back from France, but I 217 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:42.000 didn't want to leave Amanda in line by herself, so 218 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:46.919 I did not use it. It's like scary how easy 219 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:49.919 it is. You smile, you look at a camera and 220 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:55.559 then they oh, now that I looked into a lens, 221 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:58.399 it said wait, there's like three two one. It's like, yes, 222 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:00.480 we know you, we have you. Everyone and then you 223 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:03.240 tell the guy your name on the way out. So's yeah, yes, 224 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:08.159 so fast. It is scary how much they can recognize 225 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:14.559 your face just by scanning it. Minority Report was cool, Yeah, yeah, it. 226 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:18.000 Was cool for some parts. Yeah. I like the self 227 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:20.080 driving cars that you could take a nap, and. 228 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:21.559 We got those now too, right. 229 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.120 I still don't like they say that they're just like 230 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.360 driving all around San Francisco now and like I've never 231 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:29.080 seen one, granted that's them to San Francisco, is even 232 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:29.480 New York. 233 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:34.200 In San Francisco I saw, if I would say, for 234 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:39.120 every four regular cars, I saw only. 235 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:42.039 Just imagining Dan running into intersections and look at cars 236 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:43.679 had on to see if they have drivers. 237 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:46.720 Like hey, wait, so can you It's just like an 238 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:48.039 uber thing, like you use an app and you just 239 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:48.840 take a nap in the back. 240 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:51.600 That sounds pretty cool. 241 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:55.279 I think I think a lot of people have anxiety 242 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:58.080 about riding them because they do every once in a while, 243 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:01.039 they do strange little things, and it's always based on 244 00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:05.080 human stuff they can't predict, right, so like a car 245 00:12:05.080 --> 00:12:08.360 cutting them off or a pedestrian like walking right in 246 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:10.519 front of them that kind of like absolutely can trip 247 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:13.039 up AI still they're just not they're not prepared for 248 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:17.440 human randomization, like they need to predict everything that I'm 249 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:17.919 gonna do. 250 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.320 It's I've never I haven't poured over the statistics in 251 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:25.840 a while, but I imagine it's probably safer than half 252 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:26.919 the drivers you can get. 253 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:28.840 That's the thing is, like it is kind of surprising 254 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:30.360 that it would be on the road if there are 255 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:33.639 still hiccups, But also people are idiots and bad drivers, 256 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:35.559 so it's like, I don't know, is it's actually that 257 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:36.440 much less safe. 258 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:40.480 Half the drivers they justify your work are psychos. Yeah, 259 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:43.120 and they're just cutting left and right. 260 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:48.600 I have a statistical less likely chance of killing someone 261 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.440 or getting into an accident than a regular person, and 262 00:12:51.440 --> 00:12:54.519 that's probably how they can get away with it. But again, 263 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:57.600 like you just never know what some crazy person's gonna do, 264 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:59.840 and that's probably when the AI is like I did 265 00:12:59.840 --> 00:13:07.279 not predict eight people linking arms for the trees. Not ready. No, 266 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:10.120 I got all this data back here, and I am 267 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:11.440 not prepared for this. 268 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:15.080 Woman all now. But yeah, but then on the bright side, 269 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:18.759 once you do run over the protesters, they're like the 270 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:20.679 the the hippie tree people you were just talking about. 271 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:22.600 Now it knows to avoid them next time. So you 272 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.440 kind of did teaching them, Okay. 273 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:28.480 Active learning aiah, it's really smart. Yeah, every time it 274 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:32.360 kills a pedestrian, it's always like I've updated my system. 275 00:13:32.519 --> 00:13:34.440 It's the remorse that the cars feel that you know 276 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:35.759 they're not going to make that mistake again. 277 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:38.559 Now I know that humans can wear yellow jackets, and 278 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:42.240 I won't hit them next time. I see one machine learning? 279 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:46.879 Why was I programmed to feel pain? It's at his funeral. 280 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:53.679 It's it's sunglasses on. It's it's in love with another 281 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:56.840 self driving car, and they it just runs straight into 282 00:13:56.840 --> 00:13:59.039 it when it's trying to hump it. 283 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.240 Somberly drops off a bouquet of flowers under the casket 284 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:02.120 with its tire hand. 285 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:09.879 He suspecial, especialcial. 286 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:15.759 What's been up with you guys since I two episodes ago? 287 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:21.759 Oh God went home the holidays? Was my dad talks 288 00:14:21.799 --> 00:14:22.559 about you a lot? 289 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.039 Yeah? You text me about him talking about me a lot? Yeah? 290 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:27.840 He texted me about you. He texted me, did you 291 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:31.200 see he got that? Like Marie? I got shrimp and wine. 292 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:32.639 He's like, I'm like, mahardy here look at me with 293 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:35.080 his mind he bought that. Yeah, and then he's like, 294 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:36.720 I'm being fancy like Maharty. 295 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:39.879 Uh oh oh shrimp mac and cheese with white wine 296 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:40.759 and yeah. 297 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:42.240 And he texted me how fancy he was being, And 298 00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:45.039 He's like, do you actually enjoy your time with Maharty? 299 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.360 He's one of my best friends. I've known him for 300 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:52.159 like fourteen years. You enjoy your time with me? Of 301 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:55.240 course Dan does. No, he doesn't, No, he does No. 302 00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.080 Me and him always get along really well on like 303 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:01.000 the live streams We've done a ba He you. 304 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:03.519 Can talk sports, which he will instantly respect someone if 305 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:04.279 you can talk sports. 306 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.360 The last time I hung out with him, we got 307 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:10.039 like what it was with me you Amanda Annimal We 308 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:12.840 got yeah. And then when did karaoke and he had 309 00:15:12.879 --> 00:15:14.080 a blast. I thought. He still just. 310 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:16.080 Teaches about and talks about you all the time, and 311 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:17.759 it's usually and I'm like, I'm a heardy. 312 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:21.080 I think I'm flattered. I'm in his head. Did I 313 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:22.799 tell I said this on the BombCast? But did I 314 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:25.480 tell you what happened with this house? No? But now 315 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:27.600 I'm no. 316 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:30.480 This is on the pall scale, even by Paul standards 317 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:32.559 of weird decisions. This is mount Rushmore of. 318 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:35.679 His entire life. And trust me, that's a crazy mount Rushmore. 319 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:36.720 I don't know if I'm ready. 320 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:39.799 I get home and this guy we're talking for like 321 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:41.759 four hours and then he's like, I got some big 322 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:44.360 news and I was like what. And he's like, he 323 00:15:44.399 --> 00:15:45.879 never has big news because he just kind of does 324 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:46.679 the same thing all the time. 325 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:48.440 Like what, doesn't do anything? 326 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:50.559 No, he doesn't leave the house, he doesn't talk to people, 327 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:53.399 he doesn't socialize. So it's like, what is your big news? 328 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:56.799 And he goes, I sold the house And I was 329 00:15:56.840 --> 00:15:58.360 like what. Like he's living in this place for like 330 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:00.600 twenty five years. It looks exactly this today as it 331 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.600 looked twenty five years ago, same everything, and it's like 332 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:05.279 this is a wild thing for him to do without 333 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:08.679 telling anyone, and like the house was sold. First of all, 334 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:11.519 the reason he sold the house was because for the 335 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:14.879 last several years he's hated that when he smokes outside 336 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:17.399 on the front on the front deck, sometimes his neighbors 337 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:19.320 come home and they stop and chat with him, and 338 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:21.080 he hates that. He says, I need more solitude. I 339 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:23.919 need more solitude. And I said, okay, smoke on the 340 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:25.559 back deck and he gets mad when I bring it 341 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:27.720 up because he's like, it's a weird door. Dan quit 342 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:29.159 bringing up the back theor like it's a whole weird 343 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:30.399 I have to put a wooden thing down there to 344 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:31.840 lock it it's hold. And I was like, well, to 345 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:35.720 pay someone to change your door. Don't sell the house 346 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:37.879 because you don't want to talk to people while you're smoking. 347 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:42.320 But he sold the house without telling anyone, and I 348 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:45.559 guess he sold it. And then like, so he sold 349 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:47.080 it because he didn't want to fix any toilets. He 350 00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:48.080 didn't want to like he just want to be like 351 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:49.120 I just want to sell it. I don't want to 352 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:50.840 do anything. And so we sold it for like super 353 00:16:50.919 --> 00:16:53.240 low value. So we got a lot of interest right away. 354 00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:55.279 This one couple toured it a couple of times, they 355 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:58.840 got the inspection, they got the offer, approved paperwork, contracts 356 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:01.320 written up, and I realized, like, oh wait, movie is 357 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:02.879 going to be paying in the ass. And he asked 358 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:05.000 his realtor, Hey, can I'm going to back out of this? 359 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:08.920 And she's like you can't, no, No, they already did 360 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.119 the inspection, signed the contracts, yeah, but can he just 361 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:14.640 like ask him? And they asked the new buyers. They're like, no, 362 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:15.880 what are you talking about? 363 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:19.359 Like, wh are you talking to the bank we paid 364 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:19.920 the inspector. 365 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:23.119 Yeah, So anyway, I'm just like trying to purse together, 366 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:24.920 like is this a good idea? Like this is just 367 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:27.319 weird how we didn't tell anyone. He didn't tell his daughters, 368 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:30.119 his sisters, anyone. And I was like, so, what's the plan, 369 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.839 because like when do you have to be out He's like, oh, 370 00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:33.480 like a December ninth, So. 371 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.880 Tim up, yes, yeah, yes. 372 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:39.720 And he told me this on Thanksgiving. I was like wait, 373 00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:41.559 and like ten days you have to be out here? 374 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.200 Like where are you moving? He goes, well, that's the 375 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:46.599 thing like when I decided to do this, I hadn't 376 00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:47.519 thought about this stuff. 377 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:49.880 Oh my god, where am I going to live next? 378 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:52.799 So he doesn't know what this is a motherfucker that 379 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:54.720 if he's ever on a flight for like three weeks 380 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:56.599 ahead of time, he's checking the weather, he's checking the 381 00:17:56.599 --> 00:17:58.880 flight status. He's just like everything, a single thing has 382 00:17:58.920 --> 00:18:01.359 been planned out like crazy, and he's sent home fucking 383 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:02.559 house without a planet. 384 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:04.640 On house Mary. 385 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:12.519 Yeah, so he is moving in to a extended stay smoking. 386 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:13.680 You have any friend that's too woke? 387 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:19.319 Yeah, that's me. That's what we all know. So okay, 388 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:22.519 I'm sorry, I I So he's moving on hotel. So 389 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:23.279 he's moving. 390 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.960 Into an extended stay smoking hotel. Okay, And so came 391 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:28.720 on to this is the guy that will not buy 392 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:29.920 anything if he doesn't have a cubon. 393 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:31.279 He's like super duper cheap. 394 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:33.599 And he also doesn't know what anything costs since like 395 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:36.559 nineteen ninety two. Like when we went to Boston last year, 396 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:39.119 he was like, find a hotel near Fenway that's like 397 00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:43.240 maximum sixty dollars a night. Dad, That's just not that's 398 00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:46.039 not how costs anymore. So I don't think he knows 399 00:18:46.039 --> 00:18:47.680 how much it's going to cost to Like, as of this. 400 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:49.759 Recording, where's this stuff going. 401 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:51.599 In a storage locker? So he's putting stuff in a 402 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:52.240 storage locker? 403 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:53.759 What about it is furniture. 404 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:55.799 Oh, that's the other thing. 405 00:18:55.799 --> 00:18:57.920 So he's bringing all that he has like a twenty 406 00:18:57.960 --> 00:19:00.440 five year old fridge that doesn't work, so he has 407 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:02.680 to shoved towels and to keep air from coming out, 408 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:04.880 it's got a hose snaking around the back and dripping 409 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:05.480 into a bucket. 410 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:06.880 He has to drain a couple of times a day. 411 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:09.000 And it just said like, oh, bright side is you'll 412 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:10.440 at least get to start over with a new fridge. 413 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:13.400 And he's like, oh no, I'm bringing that what like 414 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:15.440 the most difficult to move big in. 415 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:18.319 The world, and it's broken and decades old. 416 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.200 That's a part of the sale of the house. 417 00:19:20.279 --> 00:19:22.599 Though I don't know if he told him he's taking 418 00:19:22.599 --> 00:19:23.720 the fucking broken fridge. 419 00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:29.519 I mean, is there I have a question. 420 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:33.920 Is there more than a zero percent chance he might 421 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:35.799 just live in this extended stay hotel the rest of 422 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:36.240 his life? 423 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:38.640 I mean that is the concern with him is that, 424 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:42.240 you know, he doesn't like doing things. So my thought 425 00:19:42.279 --> 00:19:43.599 is like, oh god, he's going to get a stuff 426 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.799 in there. He's going to get comfortable. I asked him 427 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:47.480 several times. He did say He's like, oh no, no, I 428 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:50.119 got I've been moving to a place once it's perfect, 429 00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:51.519 but I am going to definitely move into a place. 430 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:52.880 I'm like, what's perfect. He's like, I'm thinking of like 431 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:55.359 a house. It's like a cabin in the woods one 432 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:58.160 hundred thousand dollars or less. And I was like, okay, 433 00:19:58.359 --> 00:20:02.240 I I don't know. I don't know what you're gonna 434 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:04.799 find for under one hundred thousand dollars, and I don't 435 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:06.799 know if a cabin in the woods is a good idea. 436 00:20:07.559 --> 00:20:09.359 So it's been a lot of us talking to him 437 00:20:09.359 --> 00:20:11.039 and just be like, ah, have you thought about this? 438 00:20:11.079 --> 00:20:13.200 I'd be like, we're trying to help him. Because the 439 00:20:13.200 --> 00:20:14.799 house is sold. You can't talk about of it now, 440 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:16.720 so you can't talk. 441 00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:19.559 Him out of it. It's too late legally binding. No, 442 00:20:19.720 --> 00:20:22.839 he's not even there anymore. He's living in a motel, 443 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:26.240 a smokable motel, which you just know is probably a 444 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:30.440 big dinger, and he's gonna probably just jam it up 445 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.640 in there and then die in it. 446 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:36.720 If not, he's sixty one, that'd be I think a 447 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:39.160 lot of time in a smoking hotel, even with his life. 448 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.839 Scot Paul, you have bigger fish to fry than my 449 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:45.079 highbrow hobby's annoying you, Yes. 450 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:47.720 Just for send more time thinking about you and wine, 451 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:49.799 and he thought about where he's going to move. 452 00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:52.319 Next time someone's bothering you, just pretend you're on the 453 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:54.599 phone like the rest of us. Yeah, say I'm sorry, 454 00:20:54.839 --> 00:20:57.240 have headphones and I don't know I have headphones. Put 455 00:20:57.279 --> 00:20:59.640 like a wear like a VR mask while you're smoking. 456 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:04.559 Next you go on your back and by by a 457 00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:05.960 door that needs a wooden thing to lock. Are you 458 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:07.720 talking about when you put a little like a ship rod, 459 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:10.319 it's just a rod to the sliding door. Yeah, just 460 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:12.920 so can't when you need to go out. Yeah. 461 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:14.319 And then I bring that up and I'm like, it's 462 00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:16.359 more complicated than that. You don't understand. And I was like, well, 463 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:18.480 just get you can get a whole new door. That's 464 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:19.279 not that's not an option. 465 00:21:19.359 --> 00:21:20.559 That's not an option. Okay. 466 00:21:20.759 --> 00:21:24.000 The least complicated option is selling all of your house 467 00:21:24.119 --> 00:21:26.720 and packing up all of your ship and moving into 468 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:27.920 a fucking motel. 469 00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:31.279 He's a signelay. The easiest way's. 470 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:33.240 That says, don't talk to me. 471 00:21:34.039 --> 00:21:38.799 Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's just it's it's always 472 00:21:38.839 --> 00:21:41.559 a surprise. Actually, it's usually never a surprise. It's usually 473 00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:43.599 exactly what you've seen the last eight hundred times you've 474 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:45.839 seen him. But this one is like, oh wait, he 475 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:48.759 actually made a big change and this has not been 476 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:49.359 thought through it. 477 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:51.400 All, and like we had a huge change. It's a 478 00:21:51.559 --> 00:21:52.400 life change. 479 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:52.839 Yeah. 480 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:54.599 We were like being his daughter and his sister were 481 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:56.400 bringing it up a Thanksgiving. He's like, it's gonna be fine, 482 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:58.720 everything's fine. It's gonna be totally fine. All right, So 483 00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:01.279 like checking with them, like any movement on stuff. He 484 00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:02.640 was like, I'll figure it out. 485 00:22:02.839 --> 00:22:04.599 What if he secretly won the lottery and he's not 486 00:22:04.599 --> 00:22:07.000 telling anybody, and like he ends up in a. 487 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:09.400 I think that's a Paul record move right there. 488 00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:12.440 Really big like wooden lodge in the woods. 489 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:16.240 No, he wouldn't like No, he would still buy exactly 490 00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:18.319 the same stuff he buys and live exactly how he lived. 491 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:22.240 I know he spend the money on anything, give it 492 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:27.079 to you you No, No, definitely not that. Oh I know. 493 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:32.039 Actually, okay, is it pussy? 494 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:34.440 Oh that's a hold to do? 495 00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:41.400 Sean cut all this. I didn't say anything. I didn't either. 496 00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:42.559 I just said I knew what it was. 497 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:48.440 I think I think I know him the best on anybody. 498 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:53.720 So yeah, we're all hoping the best. We're all Paul there, 499 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:57.119 hopefully find something he's happy with. We'll check in. 500 00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:00.759 Yeah, best of luck, Paul. Yeah, enjoy your wine, white wine, 501 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:04.599 mac and cheese. Yes, yes, sounds terrible. It does sound 502 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:07.359 pretty gross with you there. 503 00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:11.759 I'm not gonna beat that. That's the crazy fucking ship 504 00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:17.759 I've ever heard, Like little hotel has a hope, like, 505 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:22.519 does it have a kitchen? You know, does it microwave? 506 00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.519 He hasn't looked into it yet. Extended stays usually have 507 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:27.720 a kitchen at Wait, he's not at the hotel yet. 508 00:23:27.799 --> 00:23:29.799 No, he hasn't even looked at Like, he doesn't even 509 00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:31.319 know if there are any around where he lives. 510 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:35.240 He's just like, I'll figure it out. Okay, gotcha's interesting. 511 00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:38.880 Shows up on your front porch. You're gonna have to 512 00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:40.759 turn off the light so he thinks you're not home. 513 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:45.680 You just know where where headphones. Pretend you're on the phone. 514 00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:47.559 He won't he won't be able to bother you. Yeah, 515 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:48.519 that's right. Teach him. 516 00:23:49.319 --> 00:23:52.960 Teach him the most difficult lesson a son can teach. 517 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:55.839 A father a masterful perry by going on my back deck. 518 00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:56.799 You can't get back there. 519 00:23:58.119 --> 00:24:01.039 Put a pole in your back deck sliding door. 520 00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:10.039 Yeah he knows, he doesn't. It's a forest field. All 521 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:11.640 it takes is a wooden rod to stop him. 522 00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:14.039 Yeah, like a weird vampire. 523 00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:16.160 You wouldn't need Like if he was in prison, you 524 00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:18.559 wouldn't need an actual jail cell. You just use a 525 00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:21.400 sliding door with a wooden rod on his side. No less, Yes, 526 00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:23.559 that he could open. No, it's a big thing. It's 527 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.720 more complicated than you think. He'd like in prison himself 528 00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:31.039 in his house for the last twenty five years. Yeah, 529 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:33.720 it's fun stuff. Did he ever comment on what I 530 00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:36.279 named my Hulu profile? 531 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.599 He occasionally does, but I think it makes him mad 532 00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:40.240 and he doesn't like bring it up. Like he pulled 533 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:41.920 up Hulu while I was at his place and it 534 00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:43.880 was like right there and he's just like, I feel 535 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:46.400 like it's just a lot of silence, just shaking his head. 536 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.079 That's been I've kept that current one for like eight 537 00:24:50.119 --> 00:24:53.559 months now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Mary, it's we we all 538 00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:55.279 share Hulu Premium or whatever it's called. 539 00:24:55.599 --> 00:24:57.960 Oh that's nice. Isn't that a crime? 540 00:24:58.279 --> 00:24:58.440 No? 541 00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.680 We all pay no individual accounts. We just share each 542 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:02.640 other's names with each other. 543 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:08.079 Yeah, Sean, cut this too, continue to storry. I changed 544 00:25:08.079 --> 00:25:10.839 my I think we talked about this much earlier in 545 00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:15.759 the episode count, but I changed the name every once 546 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:17.279 a while just to mess with them, because he told 547 00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:18.599 me at one He told Dan at one point that 548 00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:21.359 it annoys him because he watches it before bed so often. 549 00:25:21.400 --> 00:25:22.960 The last thing he sees before he turns on who 550 00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:25.839 loot to fall asleep or whatever is what my profile 551 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:29.319 is called right now, it's just Paul loves l u 552 00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:33.519 V E l u v s Katie Perry and I'll 553 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:35.559 just a routine I used to routinely change it. 554 00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:39.240 Well, that one is true in some aspects? Does he 555 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:41.240 in some aspects? 556 00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:45.480 Oh yeah, Oh that's not funny anymore because it's Yeah, 557 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:47.440 there was a dog coming off the subway yesterday. Speaking 558 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:49.720 of boobies and people, we all like, there was a 559 00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:52.960 dog coming off the subway yesterday, and the owner was like, no, Zenya. No, 560 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:56.839 the dog's name was Zenya. This is a very weird 561 00:25:57.440 --> 00:26:00.720 what's going on in my head now? Yeah, this dog 562 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:03.079 is named after my sexual awakening. 563 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:06.680 I did min Max's charity stream a few weeks ago, 564 00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:09.240 and they Hansen told me the day of He's like, hey, 565 00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:11.640 we're doing something called a hear me Out cake where 566 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:14.000 it's like we have a cake and everyone has to 567 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:16.559 come with like a bunch of different like ideas of 568 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:19.839 like hear me out. Here's an unconventional thing I find attractive. 569 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.799 That was a theme as you had to say yeah. 570 00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:25.799 So it was like so when I got there, everything 571 00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:27.519 else was like everyone that was on that show, was 572 00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:29.799 saying stuff like Ben had like it was like a 573 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.920 tron bike and like one of them was like a 574 00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:35.279 mouse cursor that was like curvy or something, and so 575 00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:37.759 everyone just had a bunch of stuff, And I don't 576 00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:39.799 think I have a lot of unconventional So, like my 577 00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:46.400 person was like, here's Bombka Johnson next to like a 578 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:48.359 weird tron bike that Hansen wants to fuck. 579 00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:52.359 I don't think it's she's unconventional. But I couldn't think, 580 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.240 like I don't have any like fiction people with her 581 00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:01.039 thighs that is unconventionally attractive. 582 00:26:59.559 --> 00:27:05.359 To kill people like that's normally not what you find 583 00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:12.519 a dragon's hot out. 584 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:12.279 If that's about I'm the weirdest man in the world. 585 00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:15.079 You are, But I think, like hear me, out cakes 586 00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:18.359 are very specifically about like it should be something that 587 00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.079 everybody else in the room is like, that's insane, you 588 00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:27.880 couldn't possibly be attracted to. Probably really should be like Clippy, 589 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:34.920 the you know, Windows icon. It should be some obscure 590 00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:39.200 thing that is like barely cognizant. It should it should 591 00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.960 freak people out. That's the purpose of it. If it's 592 00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:44.839 if it's regular hot attractive human. You fucked it up. 593 00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:47.400 I tried to think of like, No, it's just like 594 00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:51.319 hot ladies are put I just want. 595 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:55.640 To put a bo like nacho uh cheese on there 596 00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:58.440 because I think, like on your darkest night, you might. 597 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:03.680 I'm not horny, Like there's difference between and horny. Hunger 598 00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:04.880 and horny are very different. 599 00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:06.440 Not. 600 00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:08.799 Your cheese has never entered the periphery of my mind 601 00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.880 during a sexual moment. 602 00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:14.240 Uh. Some people find what if? 603 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:17.079 But what if? But what if she was hot. 604 00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:19.640 The nacho If a hot lady had nacho cheese. 605 00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:23.519 On her, No, if the nacho cheese had tits. 606 00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:30.119 No, just floating boobs, no cheesy bobs. No, it's just 607 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:32.799 completely different parts of my brain trying to Are you 608 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:35.119 you're really trying to tell us that cheesy boobs are hot? 609 00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:35.960 Do you you want to tell. 610 00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:40.319 Us something I'm just saying I think might hear me 611 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:44.119 out cake is cheesy boobs. 612 00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:48.160 It's not like a dig. But I don't want to 613 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:50.759 be accused of king shaming your love for cheesy. 614 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:54.279 Under whatever you're into cheesy boobs. 615 00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:57.839 I mean you have to think beyond tradition. I'm trying 616 00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:00.559 to like push you in ways because that's again the 617 00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:04.440 point of this exercise is that perhaps it is a 618 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:11.359 new design of like there's lady compartments and pieces to 619 00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:15.039 this being, but they are also often made of cheese 620 00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.880 and nachos or or something like that. 621 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:19.319 This is not appealing to me at. 622 00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:24.319 Some kind of bean burrito, some. 623 00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:29.119 Y cheese in a beef burrito. 624 00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:31.519 Some kind of caseita case crito. 625 00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:36.279 I mean, if Monica Blue in a tortilla and like 626 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:38.279 she'd be hot, but like it'd be od because it's 627 00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:40.160 Monica Balucci, not because of the tortilla. 628 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:46.039 I think it'll be hot regardless. Okay, wait, hold on 629 00:29:46.039 --> 00:29:50.960 a second. Let Medsy you're I'm certain something. Can I 630 00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:56.960 change my video field, choose avatar in let me try that. 631 00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.960 I can't add something? What is it? Bullshit? I was 632 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:06.559 gonna just replace my video with a Famka Johansen photo. 633 00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:09.559 And then that was the extent of the joke. I 634 00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:16.200 told you, I'm sure, Yeah, jealous, yeah, fucking killing it man. 635 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:19.759 But no, I don't want to fuck cheese. 636 00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:25.200 Well that is fine, you don't have to. But the 637 00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:30.160 point of the exercise is to expand your mind outside 638 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:35.400 of traditional hot people of the gender or people that 639 00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:38.920 you would usually be attracted to. It's to like push yourself, 640 00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:41.240 uh way beyond. 641 00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:43.920 But isn't the idea that, like, oh, here are someones. 642 00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:46.839 There's some examples of that I have found attracted throughout 643 00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:49.480 my life, and like I was like trying to think 644 00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:51.640 of some and I like, I have no shame in 645 00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:53.319 this again, like people be into whatever you want to, 646 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:57.319 but like I just I couldn't think of like unconventional there. 647 00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:01.000 You know, I just don't think that you've ever pushed yourself. 648 00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:03.279 This doesn't actually have to be something that you've ever 649 00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.920 thought of before. This could be like for the first 650 00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:09.359 time in your life. You'd be like, uh, you know 651 00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:12.920 the girl Grimlin in Grimlin's. 652 00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:15.279 Two a little Yeah, she's supposed to be. 653 00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:18.079 That to hear Me out Cake. 654 00:31:18.119 --> 00:31:20.000 She's supposed to be Yeah, absolutely not. 655 00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:22.279 Hear me out cake, though. 656 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:23.240 Not for me. 657 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:29.640 That's well what if what if we covered cheese? 658 00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:34.039 No, that's not There's definitely been some movies throughout there's 659 00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:35.880 been There's been many movies throughout my life that I 660 00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:38.839 like catch myself thinking like why am I Why am 661 00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:44.000 I horny? Now? Like Power Rangers the Ives anything to 662 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.039 do with the use secret of these turtles secret of 663 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.079 Power Rangers. Oh secrets, but then yes, my power Power 664 00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:54.440 Rangers was the ives A. 665 00:31:54.440 --> 00:31:57.160 Turtle would definitely be like a hear me out cake situation, 666 00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:05.559 because anytime you're getting into any type of animal cartoons, 667 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.160 you're starting to push the limitations. 668 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.799 Here pass on animals and cartoons. 669 00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.000 I mean, that's the point of this exercise again. And 670 00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:18.200 I can also see like a like a judgment free zone, 671 00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:21.119 and I agree with that stuff going on here. 672 00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:26.680 I could see, here's what for you, confiance. Okay, you 673 00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:28.880 just covered in for from head to toe. 674 00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:30.319 No, he already lost me. 675 00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:36.240 It's not a free no, but I'll get you there 676 00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:39.440 one day. No, I don't. That's a weird thing to 677 00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:43.519 We're not gonna have an episode left by the time 678 00:32:43.559 --> 00:32:47.359 eats editing. Yeah, nothing else new for me, I don't think. 679 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:51.559 Uh huh what did I do? 680 00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:52.240 Uh? Oh? 681 00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.160 I went to a really cool themed bar. 682 00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:55.799 Well, I saw that. 683 00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:00.880 I like a good themed experience. And this bar is 684 00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.559 called Raven's Manner, and it's known for having kind of 685 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:15.119 obscure morbid curiosities. Right, so yeah, snake in a jar, skeletons, 686 00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:17.000 but of like animals. 687 00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:18.079 That are real cursor stagger. 688 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.000 Yeah, Actually, that's that's a great example. 689 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:24.119 These are also all things I find unconventionally attracted. 690 00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:28.000 Okay, they're all on your freak cake. 691 00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:30.480 Daggers, yep. 692 00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:38.799 Anyway, for Christmas, they do Crampus, which is a nightmare 693 00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:43.279 holiday special, and they decorate the whole bar. It's already 694 00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:46.079 a scary bar, that's its point, right, and it has 695 00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:48.920 like themed rooms and horror rooms that you have to 696 00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:51.519 like escape out of or whatever. That's its like thing. 697 00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:56.599 But now they've decorated it, and it's fucking crazy. They 698 00:33:56.599 --> 00:34:02.359 had Christmas trees that were made of baby doll heads 699 00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:05.400 that were dismembered and weird. 700 00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:08.239 Looking, but the whole in the shape of a Christmas tree. 701 00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:11.679 A regular traditional Christmas tree with tinsel, but all of 702 00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:12.880 the ornaments. 703 00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:13.840 Are dull ornaments. 704 00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:19.320 Okay, yeah, some of them. They had elves that were 705 00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:24.039 being tortured in different ways on the walls, elves like 706 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:28.480 elf on a shelf, okay, and but the elves were 707 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:31.599 like like they were like chained and like being you know, 708 00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:32.559 dismembered and stuff. 709 00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.400 They had also hear me out, Yeah, we really have 710 00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:36.719 not moved on at all. 711 00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:41.559 Actually, I'm starting to recognize what is Yeah, Frosty the Snowman, 712 00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:46.920 but he's got giant things and blood and a huge 713 00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:52.280 dick and. 714 00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:53.559 It's a carrot down there too. Didn't believe me when 715 00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:56.000 I told her there's a thing on Netflix movie called 716 00:34:56.039 --> 00:34:56.840 Hot Frosty. 717 00:34:57.519 --> 00:34:58.199 Hot Frosty. 718 00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:01.079 Yeah, he comes to life and he's just like like 719 00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:01.679 a babe. 720 00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:03.800 Is it like a romantic comedy? 721 00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:06.480 It's what's her name? From all the nineties movies? 722 00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:09.440 Fetch Yeah, the girl who tries to not. 723 00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:13.719 The nineties movies Gretchen from is it Gretchen. 724 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:18.519 Wieners, Gretchen Wieners from Being Girls? The girl tries to 725 00:35:18.519 --> 00:35:23.199 make Yeah, she's in it. And then so she puts 726 00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:26.920 her scarf on a snowman because he's got like a 727 00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:29.320 six pack, and she's like, wish you were real. And 728 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:32.239 then he actually comes to life and bangs. 729 00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:35.920 Are that's a whole movie. Yeah, wow, what did they 730 00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:36.840 learn or whatever? 731 00:35:38.039 --> 00:35:41.239 Uh, you can bank snow and he turned into a 732 00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:43.599 he turned into a real guy. 733 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:48.280 Oh my god. Anytime Snowman come up, it reminds me 734 00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:49.159 of these two. 735 00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:51.239 Hot Frosty would be a good. 736 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:58.599 Uh dude, right yeah, yeah, like snow form, Oh snow 737 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:03.760 form dude. Okay, got it. My uh, these two idiots 738 00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:05.599 that used to live in my neighborhood in high school. 739 00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:10.039 They were They spent like two hours making a snowman 740 00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:13.079 in the middle of their street, and the plan was 741 00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:16.480 to film them just running into it over with their car, 742 00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:20.440 and they drove into it and it just stopped the 743 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:23.039 car dead in its tracks and like the car wrapped 744 00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:25.599 around this. They're completely fine. It just destroyed their car 745 00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:28.079 and it was the I saw the footage of it, 746 00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:30.960 and knowing that they're they were okay, made it the 747 00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:33.679 funniest fucking video I've ever seen in my life because 748 00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:38.000 they just fucking plowed into it and it it didn't move. 749 00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:40.159 It was the most like well constructed snowman I've ever 750 00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:41.159 seen in my life. 751 00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:41.840 Jesus. 752 00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:44.239 Those guys were me and my brother the Jackass era. 753 00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:47.320 It was television where we were all like gramming our 754 00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:50.039 grocery carts into like bushes. 755 00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:51.840 And Dan was running into trash cans and hoboken a 756 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:55.639 couple of years ago. Yeah, it was no literally during Jackayes. 757 00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.039 I absolutely I still have videos on my hard drive 758 00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.199 of like us getting in trash cans and rolling down 759 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:03.360 hills we gotten shopping carts behind target and went way 760 00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:05.199 too past and hit the curves and flew out like 761 00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.119 we We did every. 762 00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:08.599 Single thing on the show that they said don't try 763 00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:09.199 to do at home. 764 00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:10.559 It was great. 765 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.239 It's a great time. Jackass was and it is fantastic. 766 00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:14.159 I love Jackass. 767 00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.840 They knew what they were doing anyway. So this bar 768 00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:23.480 is filled with really dark, decrepit stuff. There were stockings 769 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:26.880 on the ceiling and there's like dismembered hands in them. 770 00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:30.599 Do you have to reachase? Are you encouraged to in 771 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:31.039 the ceiling? 772 00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:33.199 You can't get in there? 773 00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:37.599 A skin stockings skin stockings, Yeah, stockings made out of skin. 774 00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:42.280 They had lamps that had face skin like had eyeholes. 775 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:46.199 Shade was a face, Yeah it is. It's a very 776 00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:51.880 Portland thing, honestly. And anyway, all the drinks were funky 777 00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:55.119 little concoctions where they were like this is Grinch juice 778 00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:57.679 and it's green and it obviously used dry eyes. So 779 00:37:57.719 --> 00:37:59.840 there was like smoke stuff capp you know. It was 780 00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:02.840 a a good theme experience where they put in a 781 00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:06.239 lot of energy to make this place look crazy. I 782 00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:08.039 don't think it would be for the fate of Heart 783 00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:12.840 because it's so dark and gruesome. I think it's actually 784 00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:16.000 probably stressful to someone who doesn't like horror stuff, but 785 00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:20.559 for someone who really likes Halloween and enjoys Christmas festivities, 786 00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:23.559 it is the perfect combination of Halloween Christmas. 787 00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:25.840 I've ever had what's the name of it? 788 00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:26.559 I'm curious to. 789 00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:32.079 Ravens bar Ven Raven Ravens manner, sorry, Raven's manner. They 790 00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:35.360 only do they only do this Christmas thing from December 791 00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:40.880 to January, like it's a December situation. But when they do, 792 00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:46.840 like the trees with fucked up stuff. Yeah, and they 793 00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.679 have crampis. He's like an animatronic guy and he's like, 794 00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:52.719 eat children. 795 00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:57.599 What's great? Is it? Is it still like a what's 796 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.519 the word I'm looking for? Is it still like similar 797 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:04.559 morbid curiosity theme the rest of the year, just without Christmas? 798 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:09.639 Yes, okay, all year round weird shit and during Christmas 799 00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:12.840 they're like everything is Christmasy, but it's also still fucked up. 800 00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.000 They burned pentagrams into the Hamburger buns. 801 00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:17.320 Yes, Yeah, this place is cool. 802 00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:17.800 I like this. 803 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:22.880 Your drinks can come with tarot cards or like they're 804 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.280 served on a Ouiji board like. 805 00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:32.639 Theyre looks like they live in Portland. Awesome. I just like, 806 00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:35.840 I've never seen more four more partland looking people in 807 00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:36.559 my life. 808 00:39:36.280 --> 00:39:39.920 They really do have that vibe to them for sure. 809 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:47.920 Yeah, okay, they've got like nome to plumes here, Mum 810 00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:53.320 Mordred Elizabeth Raven, Lady Maryann Raven aka Lady Red. All 811 00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:54.480 right cool. 812 00:39:55.159 --> 00:39:58.039 I was thoroughly impressed because usually when you do stuff 813 00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:01.760 like this like it feel it was a little hamstrung. 814 00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:06.559 These people are committed, a very committed space. It had, 815 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:12.239 uh it even had like a casket and it had 816 00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.559 a sensor bar, so when you go past it, there's 817 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:18.719 a knock from the inside, like somebody's in there. It's 818 00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:20.679 just cute, like they put a lot of energy into 819 00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:25.000 like making you a little scared, uh and stressed out, 820 00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:27.840 but also just enjoy the Christmas festivities. 821 00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:29.519 I love to be stressed out at bars. 822 00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:35.719 I yeah, it's during the holiday. There's a special time 823 00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:38.239 where you get to be scared. In Christmas. 824 00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:40.960 I can stress the bars for like go to order 825 00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:42.840 drink and it just seems like it takes twenty minutes 826 00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:44.360 for the bartender to see you. So that would be 827 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.079 my theme bar if I wanted to be stressed was 828 00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:48.320 just the bartender never looks at you. 829 00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:51.599 Your horror bar is that they don't know that you're there. 830 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.079 Yeah, it's exactly. I'm holding it, and. 831 00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:58.280 Then you look at your hand and look in the 832 00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.960 mirror and there's no there. 833 00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:06.719 My back. I don't even know this. Either during college 834 00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:08.679 or immediately after. My friend and I were at a 835 00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:16.639 very crowded bar in New York actually, and he ended 836 00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:18.599 up we were basically waiting for the bartender for so 837 00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:21.000 long that he ended up kind of like waving to 838 00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:23.880 try to flag her down, and she did not appreciate that. 839 00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:26.920 She said, never wave at bartenders, so he took it 840 00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:29.079 upon himself to try to get her. She left, he 841 00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.280 went to the other side, and then instead of waving, 842 00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:34.400 he just kept trying to like make eye contact with her, 843 00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:38.079 really wide eyed, like trying to get in her line 844 00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:40.199 of sight. And I think she she actually ended up 845 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:43.920 finding it funny and as opposed to being further pissed. 846 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:45.159 So it worked out. Yeah, that's good. 847 00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:48.760 Yeah, that's actually a really great ending, because I would 848 00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:51.960 have thought that she was just been even more pissed 849 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:54.000 to been a bad story. 850 00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:59.079 Yeah, yeah, it worked out. That was the same bar. 851 00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.119 If I told you guys this story where this is 852 00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:03.840 like the middle of the day and we've popped in. 853 00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:07.119 My my friend at the time was doing like beer 854 00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:11.159 sales from breweries direct to different bars, and he had 855 00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:12.559 to like make rounds. So he's like, yeah, I want 856 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:14.400 to come with me. So I went to get a 857 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.920 burger at this one place on the south end of 858 00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:21.360 Medison Square Park that's no longer there. It used to 859 00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:24.480 be this like nautical theme bar. So I was sitting 860 00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:26.880 there eating a burger, and the landlord of the like 861 00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:29.760 bar and a few apartments above it came down while 862 00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:33.639 my friend was talking to the bartender and the manager, 863 00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:37.719 and she struck up a conversation with me. I don't 864 00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:39.400 know how else to describe her besides just saying she 865 00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:42.360 was a character, like she had she had been in 866 00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:44.480 this building long enough to be able to, like, you know, 867 00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:46.280 she had been renting out this bar for a long time. 868 00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:49.719 And she asked us what our names were, and we said, 869 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:52.159 and I should also mention she seemed like she had 870 00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:54.440 been drinking since like ten am. She asked us what 871 00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:56.239 our names were were, like Mike and Nick. She's like 872 00:42:56.320 --> 00:43:02.159 Spike and Vic. What kind of crazy names to those? Yeah, 873 00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:05.639 we'd call each other Vic and Spike a tag team. Yeah, 874 00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:07.920 this all happened at the same bar over the years. 875 00:43:08.320 --> 00:43:11.679 I miss it, but but yeah, anyway. 876 00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:14.119 I've have I told you guys my stink bomb college 877 00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:16.880 thing that I used to do when bars were too busy. 878 00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:19.239 You'd let off stink bombs and crowded bars. 879 00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:21.559 So basically there's like there's this one bar in Lawrence 880 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.599 called Brothers that my friends like to go to, and 881 00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:25.280 like it was good in that it was like dollar 882 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:26.880 fifty you call it, so it's I can get a 883 00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:29.039 whiskey coke for dollar fifty on like a Friday night. 884 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.280 But it was like a big kind of like Broie 885 00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:33.639 like bar with like a dance floor and stuff. And 886 00:43:33.639 --> 00:43:35.199 like I always hated that. I never wanted to, like 887 00:43:35.239 --> 00:43:37.559 hear popular music. I never wanted to dance or anything. 888 00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.519 So my friends would just find people to dance with 889 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:41.800 and then go to the dance floor and I would 890 00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:43.519 just grumble and sit at the bar and stuff. But 891 00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:46.119 like they would never serve me. It was just always 892 00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:48.360 so damn busy and they would always serve like girls 893 00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:49.960 first and everything. So I'd just be standing there like 894 00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.280 a dope forever, trying to get a beer. And so 895 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:56.639 I would typically have stink bombs on me, like the 896 00:43:56.679 --> 00:43:59.320 real bad ones in like glass that have like sulfurous 897 00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:02.639 like it will make an entire house smell like just 898 00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:04.599 the most potent fart ever for like a day and 899 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:05.039 a half. 900 00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:06.480 And I would if. 901 00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:08.559 I was particularly salty that night or I couldn't get 902 00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:10.920 a drink, I would just crunch it under my foot 903 00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:14.840 and watch like mass amounts of people leave the bar 904 00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:17.079 just because like this smell is so fucking bad here, 905 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.880 and now I get to get my. 906 00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:22.000 Drinks and you were just enjoying your fart filled bar. 907 00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:25.320 That is, I mean, that's better than not having a 908 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:28.840 drink at a bar. I don't know, it's just the 909 00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:33.679 most I don't even I don't. I'm too tired to 910 00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:35.440 tell you how pissed off that makes me that he 911 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.159 did that. I know it's proferit. 912 00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:40.679 There were plenty just like, oh boy, I would have 913 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:42.960 kicked my own ass time back there. 914 00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:45.840 I don't have the energy to get to lay into 915 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:48.280 you right now, I will say. 916 00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:52.239 When I first moved to San Francisco, I lived on 917 00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:55.360 a busier street that was right outside of a club, 918 00:44:55.960 --> 00:45:00.360 and within my first two weeks of moving in the 919 00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.679 club would let out at two in the morning, and 920 00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:06.519 these people who are dancing in the club would put 921 00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:09.840 music on in their cars and dance in the street. 922 00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:13.360 And they did it every like weekend, you know, Friday 923 00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:18.159 and Saturday night that when I was there, Yeah, the 924 00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:24.559 one right off of Sutter and I I was so 925 00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:27.400 frustrated because they would party until four in the morning. 926 00:45:28.039 --> 00:45:31.440 That dan I went to a store and bought stink 927 00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:40.599 bombs and the next Saturday, You're a monster. But I 928 00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:44.599 opened up my window and through through stink bombs at 929 00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:48.079 them while they were doing their little uh dancing at 930 00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:50.199 three in the morning, and I did get them to 931 00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:52.039 stop doing it. I think, well, I don't know if it. 932 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:52.199 Was me. 933 00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:56.840 Doing it such a baby about it. I like opened 934 00:45:56.920 --> 00:45:59.400 I turned off all the lights, I opened up my window, 935 00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:01.599 and I kind of like you know, tried to throw 936 00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:03.400 them as close as I could to the group, and 937 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:07.159 then like hid and went back to bed. But they 938 00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:09.840 stopped doing it after a couple of weeks, and so 939 00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:13.039 I figured there was maybe it was working. But I 940 00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:15.320 also heard that someone ended up getting stabbed at that club, 941 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.840 so oh, it could have been. 942 00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:20.199 Drink. 943 00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:23.519 He couldn't get a drink Wow, they still sell them. 944 00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:24.960 I was thinking like, oh, I wonder if they just 945 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.079 don't sell those anymore. But they sell them on Amazon 946 00:46:27.400 --> 00:46:30.639 and they look exactly like cartoon guy stinky on the 947 00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:31.239 on the cover. 948 00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:34.119 Yeahals, you have to break step. 949 00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:36.960 Yeah yeah, wow, they still just do this, don't they. Wait, 950 00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:41.119 wet birds spray. Oh, I've never done firt spray, but yeah, 951 00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:47.239 these are vials. Probably the spray is not fun. 952 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:48.760 I should buy some of these vials. 953 00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:52.119 They Oh god, I. 954 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.320 Mean, you don't know, sent them to your dad because 955 00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.679 it could have saved him from selling his fucking house 956 00:46:56.719 --> 00:47:00.280 if he just made it really stinky. 957 00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:02.880 You working on that without the stink bomb. 958 00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:04.719 The neighbors coming up to say hi, and he just 959 00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:07.400 immediately starts dropping him on the deck and stomping on them. Ye, 960 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:09.599 come back. 961 00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:13.920 What are dude bombs? It's from the dude wipes people. 962 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:19.039 What toilet Oh, dude dude bombs, toilet stink eliminator. 963 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:21.119 What are dude wipes? Oh? 964 00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.119 I guess I don't know dude wipes because they sponsored 965 00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:24.159 like a WrestleMania match. 966 00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.679 I assume it's just like. 967 00:47:26.800 --> 00:47:29.159 Like sanitary wipes or when you're shitting, but like marketing 968 00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:32.320 it's like the Doctor Pepper ten of wipes for your butt. 969 00:47:33.360 --> 00:47:36.239 Okay, I don't know. I talk about you keep using 970 00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:38.440 ten is the one that keep for women? You keep 971 00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:41.840 comparing things to other things that I then have further 972 00:47:41.960 --> 00:47:43.000 questions about. 973 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.559 Doctor Pepper ten is the one with ten manly calories. 974 00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:49.920 It's not for women like those diet sodas. Yes, gotcha. 975 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.440 It's a clever, clever marketing. 976 00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:55.639 Wow, there's lots of different man. 977 00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:57.639 The stink bomb industry is blown up since I last 978 00:47:57.719 --> 00:48:00.679 used one. They have Trump branded tink bombs. 979 00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:03.079 You should invest in stink bombs. 980 00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:04.960 Stink bomb stock is going high. 981 00:48:05.079 --> 00:48:15.480 Yeah. T n K an actual stock probably, Oh. 982 00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:20.480 My, oh god, it's stonks. That's what it is. Stonks. 983 00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:23.119 Ticker is s t n K like a meme stock. 984 00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.280 It sounds like it's probably some thing. 985 00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:28.159 I think stinks is funnier stinks. 986 00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.119 Yeah, Stink's a good word for what it is. 987 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.800 S t i n X stinks. 988 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:35.880 We can't have five? Can you on your ticker? 989 00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:36.719 Well? 990 00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:40.639 The hashtag is s right, do you know what I'm 991 00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:41.079 talking about? 992 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:41.519 No? 993 00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:44.039 Like you use the money symbol. 994 00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.559 Yeah, you do? Like dollar sign? Oh, you can use 995 00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:49.320 the dollar sign as the first dollar sign tank, So 996 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:52.559 you're saying Tink would be the okay tanks with an X. 997 00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.199 But then when the dollar sign look like stinks okay 998 00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:57.280 Tinks stock? Can we just come up with a crazy 999 00:48:57.519 --> 00:48:59.920 Are we gonna be millionaires from the episode? 1000 00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:02.800 No, there's nothing has the Tinks sticker? 1001 00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:08.119 That's it. That's the ons good make that for stink 1002 00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:11.119 bomb company. Why is kind of stock called Tinks on 1003 00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:12.639 the stock trade? 1004 00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.440 Why are they trading stocks at all? 1005 00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:18.519 They're all in on the stink bomb market? All right? 1006 00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:20.719 Listen up, everybody, can I is a fraud if I 1007 00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:24.000 like encourage people to go buy a stock and probably 1008 00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:25.559 let's amplify it. 1009 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:27.079 If you pump and dump it. 1010 00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:33.320 Yeah, yeah, there's an pumping Wait, Tinks is at Tinks 1011 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:37.159 is a TikTok. This is an influencer. There's a woman 1012 00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:40.639 named Tinks. Uh so we'd have to fight her for it. 1013 00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:42.280 But I don't think she's on the stock exchange. 1014 00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:42.760 What does she do? 1015 00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:43.519 What's she influence? 1016 00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:47.199 She does the It's Me Tinks podcast on Stitcher radio. 1017 00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:52.960 Tinker Bell pop culture and Relationships, Oh Okay. In April 1018 00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.960 twenty twenty two, a series of controversial tweets posted by 1019 00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:59.239 tinks resurface on a thread and the subredded R slash 1020 00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:00.320 tinks dark. 1021 00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:03.079 What was controversial? 1022 00:50:03.159 --> 00:50:05.960 They were fat bo big, misogynistic, targeting stars such as 1023 00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:11.000 Kim Kardashian. Okay, come did collaborate with Tabasco Sauce in 1024 00:50:11.000 --> 00:50:13.719 twenty twenty three, though, so she came back, Oh ship 1025 00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:19.400 Yeah yeah, Tinks Bowl in collaboration was Chipotle nice wow 1026 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:27.400 resurging Yeah, though, No. 1027 00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:28.760 You're going straight to dumping. You're not pumping. 1028 00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:32.800 I'm prem prety all dump no pump anticipatory dump. 1029 00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:38.199 Yeah, I don't know that means it's fun to say 1030 00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:42.719 all all dump no pump, Yeah, all dump. 1031 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:48.079 I sent dan a uh. Instagram is really honed in 1032 00:50:48.119 --> 00:50:50.920 on my tastes. It's served me ads for these like 1033 00:50:51.119 --> 00:50:54.679 T shirts that it's like old school Japanese wood cut styles, 1034 00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.719 but it's a black cat sitting like a human on 1035 00:50:56.760 --> 00:51:00.400 a toilet smoking a cigarette, and that it says born 1036 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:03.039 to ship, forced to wipe. 1037 00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:06.480 The baize. 1038 00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:09.800 Instagram DM history is weird. It's a lot of office 1039 00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:16.760 wine memes and like he's sending him Mad Tower in Paris, 1040 00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:23.719 clear mercy love. It from one masterpiece to Stephanie here 1041 00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:28.559 another masterpiece. We're here, go to We're gonna bring the 1042 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:31.400 Eiffel Tower town. I gotta work on my macho man 1043 00:51:33.079 --> 00:51:37.880 nightmare anymore. I gotta any more coke, give the drugs. Wait, 1044 00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:40.039 let's give it a few more seconds, because I don't 1045 00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:41.920 want that to be the last thing we said right before, 1046 00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:43.719 and we might have an ad goes up. 1047 00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:47.400 No, I think it should just killing. Do you guys 1048 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:48.639 want to talk about video games? 1049 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:53.280 Yeah, let's do it all right now that we've all 1050 00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:56.440 got a jpeg of and on the top in our discord, 1051 00:51:56.599 --> 00:51:59.840 just staring at us. Uh, what what's going on with 1052 00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:03.199 an Ena Jones? This game sounds good? Yeah, it's it's good. 1053 00:52:03.800 --> 00:52:06.519 I kind of went in with no expectations of this one. 1054 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:10.000 I mean, you know, it was machine games, which I 1055 00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:12.119 really like those Wolfings Sign games a lot, but obviously 1056 00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:13.920 like an indie game is going to feel different than that. 1057 00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:15.840 So I was like, all right, molible's to see you know, 1058 00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:17.559 you know, whenever you're dealing with like a big license 1059 00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:21.239 like that, there could be you know, changes that aren't 1060 00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:23.639 I'm skeptical of license stuff, and I do feel like 1061 00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:27.920 this is on par with like Batman Arkham Asylum, with 1062 00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:30.400 like the most I've been like, oh shit, they just 1063 00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:32.599 nailed the feel of this ip like, you know, the 1064 00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:34.159 way Arkham made me feel like, oh this is like 1065 00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:37.039 I feel like Batman playing this game and everything that 1066 00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:40.800 that entails. This feels like an Indiana Jones movie. And 1067 00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:43.000 the stuff you're doing in it is not just you're 1068 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.280 not just playing Wolfenstein and you've got an Indiana Jones 1069 00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:48.679 skin on. It is like the music's things, and the 1070 00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:51.159 way the cut scenes kind of flow in and out 1071 00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:52.960 of the action and what you're actually doing. 1072 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:55.280 You're not just like you're barely using guns in this game. 1073 00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:58.360 It's a lot of like grabbing weird stuff like frying 1074 00:52:58.400 --> 00:53:00.199 pans and then like sneaking up sneaking out up on 1075 00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:02.920 Nazis and knocking them out, pushing them off cliffs, things 1076 00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:05.440 like that. But you're also just going through catacombs and 1077 00:53:05.519 --> 00:53:08.159 underneath churches and things like that with like a torch 1078 00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:11.360 and waving away scorpions and putting amulets and things and 1079 00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:15.039 slight like it's it is a lot more dishonored than 1080 00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:17.679 it is. Like I was thinking, like first Slash, third 1081 00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:20.159 person uncharted Indiana Jones game, I thought it was gonna 1082 00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:23.159 be very uncharted, and it is more dishonored than it 1083 00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:26.159 is that you're like dressing up and certainly you're dressing 1084 00:53:26.239 --> 00:53:29.199 up like a minor near like the Pyramids, you're dressing 1085 00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:31.199 up as a priest and the Vatican, So there is 1086 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:33.639 that kind of like stealth aspect to it and staying 1087 00:53:33.639 --> 00:53:35.880 out of sight lines, a lot of sneaking up. It 1088 00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:39.119 is like immersive sim more than it is an uncharted 1089 00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:41.000 like I would say, that's pretty awesome. 1090 00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:44.840 I uh, that's the most I've been interested in it 1091 00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:45.599 so far. 1092 00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:50.039 Yeah, it's I do feel like there are some pacing 1093 00:53:50.119 --> 00:53:53.039 issues in that, Like these areas are really big and 1094 00:53:53.079 --> 00:53:55.519 they're extremely detailed, Like you know, if you played the 1095 00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:57.719 Wolf and Sign games the machine games did, like there's 1096 00:53:57.760 --> 00:54:00.960 so much detail in the levels, so I think they 1097 00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:02.880 I was talking to Grub about this, and I know 1098 00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:05.159 he felt similar where it's like it feels like it 1099 00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:07.880 felt like they want to get their money's or time 1100 00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.000 however you wone put it worth out of these huge areas. 1101 00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:12.880 So like the Vatican has a lot of side quests 1102 00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:14.159 and stuff you can do, and I was enjoying it 1103 00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:15.199 so much. I was like, I'm gonna do all the 1104 00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:17.519 side quests, and at a certain point it was like 1105 00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:19.239 there are a lot of just like, oh I talked 1106 00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:21.320 to this none and she can't find her book, and 1107 00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:22.840 it's like, okay, well I got to walk over here, 1108 00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:24.679 find her book, bring it back a little cut scene. 1109 00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.360 And so they're not all like the best side quest necessarily, 1110 00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:30.760 but I don't know, if you're enjoying your time and 1111 00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:32.239 you're not trying to rush through an area or whatever, 1112 00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:34.119 they're they're worth doing. You know, you get level up, 1113 00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:35.920 like you find these books and everything to level up, 1114 00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:38.079 and it's got these adventure points, and so the fats 1115 00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:39.760 quests are getting you these things that will help you 1116 00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:42.599 level up. So I mean they're not for not or anything. 1117 00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:44.239 It's just some of them are more exciting than others. 1118 00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.320 So you go. So you start in the Vatican. You're 1119 00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:51.000 also in Cairo or at Giza, Viza. Where else do 1120 00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:51.239 you go? 1121 00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:54.400 I am just leaving Giza now where I'm at that's 1122 00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:57.199 the second one. Yeah, there's like some stuff in between, 1123 00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:58.039 like you're on a blimp for a. 1124 00:54:58.039 --> 00:54:59.880 Little bit as you're going down to Giza. 1125 00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:01.920 And the opening is kind of like a Raiders of 1126 00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:04.960 the Last arc callback like the you know the idol 1127 00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:08.480 and the stone and everything. But I mean, Troy Baker 1128 00:55:08.840 --> 00:55:11.639 kills it as Indiana Jones here. It's crazy because like 1129 00:55:11.639 --> 00:55:14.840 Harrison Port is a pretty distinctive voice, and he he's 1130 00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:16.920 just nailed it. It's it didn't even occur to me 1131 00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:18.920 that someone else would have to play it. Yeah, yeah, 1132 00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:20.519 I mean even Harrison Ford's a live he's just like, 1133 00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:22.719 I don't know, you hear the recent Conan podcast, He's like, 1134 00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.119 he sounds like a gruff old man. You know, it's cool, 1135 00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:29.440 he's hilarious on that podcast. But no, Troy absolutely nails it. 1136 00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:33.000 It's super fucking good. And yeah, it's just like the 1137 00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:35.199 cut scenes, it really does seem like you're watching like 1138 00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:37.800 a classic Indiana Jones movie more so than you know, 1139 00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:40.119 Crystal Skull. I never saw the fifth one, the Dial 1140 00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:42.079 of Destiny, but like this feels like it would fit 1141 00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:44.159 right at home with you know, the first three. 1142 00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:46.639 So it didn't occur to me until you said this. 1143 00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:49.480 Now that Machine Games went from one franchise where you're 1144 00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:53.000 killing Nazis to Indiana Jones where you're killing or i 1145 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:53.760 mean beating Nazis. 1146 00:55:53.800 --> 00:55:53.880 Up. 1147 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:55.960 No, you can killed him two. You can definitely kill him. 1148 00:55:56.519 --> 00:55:58.039 But yeah, I mean that's part of why I think 1149 00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:00.760 this was such an interesting choice of developer for this, 1150 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:03.679 and I think it was a home run. And it's like, well, okay, 1151 00:56:03.880 --> 00:56:07.000 you've worked in this era before. I think the bigger 1152 00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:09.320 risk is, like, oh, making Indiana Jones a first person 1153 00:56:09.320 --> 00:56:10.800 game is probably something that not a lot of people 1154 00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:13.119 would have expected. But it works, and I don't think 1155 00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.239 that when it does shift to third person, when you're 1156 00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:17.280 climbing ladders or use there's a lot of using your 1157 00:56:17.280 --> 00:56:20.639 whip to swing across you know, gaps and stuff like that. 1158 00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:22.920 It's not that jarring or anything. So I think it 1159 00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:25.920 does work. But yeah, the hand of hand stuff, it's 1160 00:56:26.039 --> 00:56:29.719 it's fine. Like I don't think it's it's not like 1161 00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:32.519 this incredible deep fighting system first person or whatever. But 1162 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.079 like when most of the encounters are like I snuck 1163 00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:36.880 up on this dude and fucked him up with like 1164 00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:39.920 a lamppost, you know, it's it's fine. Like if it 1165 00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.840 comes to two blows, it's okay. It's blocking, it's parying, 1166 00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:46.039 it's left right, it's charge attacks things like that, Okay, 1167 00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:47.599 but yeah, it's a lot of sneaking around, like you 1168 00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:49.800 don't really have to. Like, if you're shooting a gun, 1169 00:56:49.800 --> 00:56:51.480 you're kind of fucking up in this game, because like 1170 00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:54.880 there's so much stealth in disguise stuff going on that 1171 00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:57.079 if you're just walking around a Nazi camp and Giza 1172 00:56:57.159 --> 00:56:59.000 and you shoot a guy with a pistol, it's like, Okay, 1173 00:56:59.000 --> 00:57:01.480 well now it's just turned into every Nazi in this 1174 00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:03.679 camp coming after you, so behooves you. 1175 00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:07.719 Not to that Soul sounds way more interesting than I. Yeah, 1176 00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:09.400 I was thinking it would be. I don't even know 1177 00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:10.639 what I thought it would be. I knew they were 1178 00:57:10.679 --> 00:57:13.679 gonna kind of go for like more puzzle solving. I 1179 00:57:13.719 --> 00:57:16.519 guess Uncharted. It's the obvious comparison, but yeah, the immersive 1180 00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:20.159 sim aspect and like big sandboxy not that I not 1181 00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:23.559 that I inherently like sandbox kind of mission structure, but 1182 00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:26.880 there's something about you know, like hit Man, Dishonored, I 1183 00:57:26.920 --> 00:57:29.800 love where you can kind of explore something actually like 1184 00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:33.519 dense environment. M M. It's not just filled with filler, 1185 00:57:33.519 --> 00:57:35.239 even though it does sound like there's some filler. 1186 00:57:35.320 --> 00:57:38.199 Well, And like the puzzles and the action and the stealth, 1187 00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:41.920 like all these aspects are not particularly I don't mean 1188 00:57:41.920 --> 00:57:43.920 this sound like an instul but they're not particularly deep 1189 00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:46.599 in the same way that like the Indie movies are 1190 00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:48.360 not like a hard challenging watch. 1191 00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:49.199 You know. They's just fun. 1192 00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:50.719 It's just a fun time with the movies, you know, 1193 00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:53.199 and this is just a fun video game. It's not 1194 00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:55.360 like these puzzles are not like I'm not breaking out 1195 00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:57.639 the notepad and drawing symbols and things like that. 1196 00:57:57.679 --> 00:57:59.440 It's pretty breezy overall. 1197 00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:03.199 What's the story, Like, Basically, there's. 1198 00:58:03.000 --> 00:58:05.079 A mcguffin where it's like, oh, the Great Circle is 1199 00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:07.360 this thing. It's this artifact where there's several different parts 1200 00:58:07.400 --> 00:58:09.639 of it and it, you know, they think that you 1201 00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:11.760 can get great power if you get all these pieces 1202 00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.199 of the circle together. So the Nazis are trying to 1203 00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:16.719 get it for their nefarious Nazi purposes, and Indie is 1204 00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:20.360 trying to you know, beat them to it basically, So. 1205 00:58:19.760 --> 00:58:24.280 Indy versus Nazis totally yeah, easy, yeah, and easy. 1206 00:58:24.559 --> 00:58:27.760 It's the two best movies all over again. Yeah, yeah, 1207 00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.280 it's uh, there's no Nazis in Templa Doom if I 1208 00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:33.559 don't really One and three definitely did. But yeah, yeah, 1209 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:34.639 she had a lot of them. 1210 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:36.719 Yeah, three, I loved three because like, three was the 1211 00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:38.039 one that I was old enough to see in the 1212 00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:39.840 theaters when it came out. I just saw the first 1213 00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:42.679 couple on BHS and uh, yeah, I love three. 1214 00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:45.679 Is that the one with the baby indie kid Indy? 1215 00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:47.760 Three has River Phoenix at the beginning. 1216 00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:50.880 Yeah, it shows why he's afraid of snakes and stuff 1217 00:58:50.920 --> 00:58:52.000 like that and how he got his whip. It's like 1218 00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:54.119 one of the first like times I remember being like, Okay, 1219 00:58:54.159 --> 00:58:56.800 we didn't really need to explain why this character, you know, 1220 00:58:56.920 --> 00:58:59.880 was afraid of snakes or likes whips. Yeah, every care 1221 00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:01.960 your trade has explained in like a five minute scene. 1222 00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:03.599 It's like, Okay, we didn't need that, but. 1223 00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:07.280 Sure, Yeah, I'm excited to play that. 1224 00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:09.440 Yeah, and I'm not like an obsessive indie fan or 1225 00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:11.039 anything like I said, I'd even see the last one. 1226 00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:13.840 I like Indiana Jones. I like them a lot growing 1227 00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.320 up in the first trilogy. But yeah, so I went 1228 00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:21.320 in not particularly like excited or pessimistic about it. I 1229 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:23.039 was like, aeah, let's see how this is. And I've 1230 00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:25.639 been very positive on it since playing it. I'm like 1231 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:26.239 twelve hours. 1232 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:26.360 Then. 1233 00:59:26.360 --> 00:59:29.000 I would say some people are like already calling this 1234 00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:34.239 their personal goady, which I think is very I mean, 1235 00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:37.480 it's a huge deal to like have its skyrocket to 1236 00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:40.000 your list that quickly. Do you think it's at that 1237 00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:41.679 level or do you think it's also like end of 1238 00:59:41.679 --> 00:59:43.440 the year madness where it's like, hey, this is the 1239 00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:45.880 game that was good that I played this close to Gody, 1240 00:59:46.039 --> 00:59:48.440 so it's top of mind recentcy guy. 1241 00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:52.239 I think it'll probably be like in the lower half 1242 00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:53.000 of my top ten. 1243 00:59:53.320 --> 00:59:54.880 I think by the time of the year's done. 1244 00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:56.159 But I guess we're gonna have to wait and see 1245 00:59:56.159 --> 00:59:57.880 you when fire Escape does its Game of the Year 1246 00:59:57.960 --> 00:59:59.719 for twenty What are we doing. 1247 00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:01.119 That twenty twenty five? 1248 01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:06.199 Oh oh right, okay, well we'll find out next October 1249 01:00:06.280 --> 01:00:06.719 or something that. 1250 01:00:06.880 --> 01:00:09.559 Would you have crammed it into, hargdie. 1251 01:00:10.199 --> 01:00:12.519 I don't think, Well, what was our final top ten? 1252 01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:16.119 I know that's an interesting question. I forget to pull 1253 01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:17.840 that up real quick. I don't remember what our top 1254 01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:19.320 ten was. It would not I would not have tried 1255 01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:25.119 to make it. Let's hell divers, asked your robot. Those 1256 01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:27.360 all would stay. I think I wouldn't put any above 1257 01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.480 any of those. I don't think, uh yeah, okay, I'm 1258 01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:33.480 looking at our top ten here hell divers after about 1259 01:00:33.480 --> 01:00:37.679 Prince of Persia, wild bastards like a dragon, lowerly crow country, 1260 01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:41.440 UFO metaphor. I mean, there's obviously the ones that I 1261 01:00:41.440 --> 01:00:43.480 wouldn't get. I'm in a metaphor anyway, I would maybe 1262 01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:44.480 put this above UFO. 1263 01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:48.440 Oh yeah, and I like you significant it's it's eligible 1264 01:00:48.440 --> 01:00:51.519 for next year's Game of the Year by our. 1265 01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:51.760 By our definition. 1266 01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:55.239 Yeah, and Valguard, which I gotta play. 1267 01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:56.480 I'm not gonna play that. 1268 01:00:56.840 --> 01:01:02.880 I didn't say I can't make me not going to Okay, 1269 01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:07.840 but I got bigger fish to fry. That looks like 1270 01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:10.679 a nerve game. Sick. Yeah, it is. It's probably very 1271 01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:13.960 It's definitely very nerdy. Mary. What have you been playing. 1272 01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:20.360 I've been playing, uh, this new indie game called O. 1273 01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:24.320 You been playing Andy two? You are so silly. 1274 01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:27.960 You remember when you said you were you're an advocate 1275 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:34.639 for indies earlier this year number one advocate for Indy's. 1276 01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:37.480 Supposed by number one. Moltro was my number one, or 1277 01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.199 no it wasn't. It's number two. So I guess I 1278 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:42.360 think I like INDI's more than Dan. Dan's always just 1279 01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:43.559 shilling for the Triple a game. 1280 01:01:43.599 --> 01:01:45.360 I'm looking at my top ten of the year and 1281 01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:46.719 they're mostly indies. 1282 01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:48.280 I don't know. 1283 01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:52.039 Read it off Balatro, Mini shoot Adventures, Thank Goodness you're here. 1284 01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:56.079 You a boat, Biffy Wild Bastards are those indy games. 1285 01:01:56.480 --> 01:02:01.480 No, no call of Duty. 1286 01:02:10.719 --> 01:02:16.880 So Naiad is a one person team made by one person, 1287 01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:21.800 and it is a very calming, zen like experience where 1288 01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:26.280 you are playing I want to say a water nymph 1289 01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:32.000 or a girl that is only underwater. Essentially, your face 1290 01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:33.440 can come up every once in a while, but it 1291 01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:38.360 doesn't seem like, Yeah, the graphics are are simple, but 1292 01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:41.440 I think delicate and easy on the eyes. So I 1293 01:02:41.440 --> 01:02:45.320 would just say this is a simplified looking and sounding game, 1294 01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:47.719 but it appeals to the senses and the sense that 1295 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:51.599 this is clearly meant to have a calming effect on 1296 01:02:51.639 --> 01:02:56.440 the player. You are swimming down this river and you 1297 01:02:56.440 --> 01:03:00.639 will come across visual elements that are puzzle, but the 1298 01:03:00.639 --> 01:03:02.480 game doesn't literally tell you what to do. And I'll 1299 01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:07.400 give you an example. You will see lily pads, and 1300 01:03:07.480 --> 01:03:09.599 you will see you'll swim a little further and you'll 1301 01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:13.400 see frogs on rocks, and you might think to yourself, oh, 1302 01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:16.599 when I get near them, and I make a little noise. 1303 01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:20.760 My nymph makes like a little sound. I can knock 1304 01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:23.360 the frogs off of the rocks and they follow me, 1305 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:25.599 and then I will take them to the lily pads 1306 01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:27.199 and they will jump on the lily pads. And if 1307 01:03:27.239 --> 01:03:28.719 I can get all the frogs to get on the 1308 01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:31.760 lily pads, something happens. And so the game is very 1309 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:35.960 softly encouraging you to solve these visual puzzles, but it's 1310 01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:39.960 also trying not to like overdo it or tell you 1311 01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:42.679 literally what to do. That can be frustrating in the 1312 01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:47.559 sense that sometimes you will be like, sometimes I feel 1313 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:49.440 like you'll be like, what am I supposed to do here? 1314 01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:51.360 And the game isn't literally telling you what to do, 1315 01:03:51.880 --> 01:03:56.079 and that's frustrating. But most of the time you can 1316 01:03:56.440 --> 01:03:58.400 you can figure out what the game is trying to do. 1317 01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:00.159 I'll give you another one that's pretty obvious, which which 1318 01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:03.719 is like you'll see a duck and you'll keep swimming 1319 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:07.039 and you'll see ducklings, and it's like, these ducklings probably 1320 01:04:07.039 --> 01:04:08.880 need to be with their mom, and so you're guiding 1321 01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:10.840 things back to their home, or you're putting them in 1322 01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:13.119 a certain word you know how like in Zelda, how 1323 01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:16.400 you would see symmetrical rocks and one rock would be 1324 01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:19.159 off slightly and you'd think to yourself, like, I should 1325 01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:21.320 put a rock there, and when you do, the little 1326 01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:21.760 guy would go. 1327 01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:22.960 Yeah, you find me. 1328 01:04:23.239 --> 01:04:27.239 Okay, it's that I will find You will find things, 1329 01:04:27.320 --> 01:04:29.239 and you will say, oh, I think something's a little off, 1330 01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:31.599 and you'll fix it and then you will get rewarded. 1331 01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:33.440 Is it so? 1332 01:04:33.639 --> 01:04:36.360 Is it just general exploratory or is there like a 1333 01:04:36.360 --> 01:04:40.239 critical path, like are there fights or anything or like that. 1334 01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:42.719 Yeah, it's a good question. There's no boss battles. This 1335 01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:45.760 is a very relaxing game. I keep saying that, but 1336 01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:49.320 I mean I couldn't express that more. There's even you 1337 01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:54.079 can go down the waterfall path, like you can keep 1338 01:04:54.119 --> 01:04:57.559 going and not solve these things, which is very interesting 1339 01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.599 to me. And I think if you just literally go 1340 01:04:59.639 --> 01:05:04.480 down all the waterfalls and don't do any of these puzzles, 1341 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.639 you probably burn through this game in like forty minutes. 1342 01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:09.519 But that's not the point. If you do the puzzles, 1343 01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:12.960 some of which are quite intricate, I'm sure this game 1344 01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:15.159 would take four or five hours. Like I got stuck 1345 01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:18.079 a couple times, and then I accidentally went down the waterfall, 1346 01:05:18.119 --> 01:05:19.519 and then I was just in a new area. So 1347 01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:21.320 it just doesn't punish you. If you don't want to 1348 01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:25.840 figure it out, you don't have to You don't have 1349 01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:29.280 to do anything. Really. There's also puzzles that I think 1350 01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:32.199 are a little too complicated because they don't again tell 1351 01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:36.000 you what to do, and so you'll be there'll be 1352 01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:41.000 like maybe these people that are mining and if you 1353 01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:44.159 release animals will follow you if you make a noise, 1354 01:05:44.199 --> 01:05:45.639 so maybe you get an animal to get close to 1355 01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:48.199 them and it scares them. Some of these are simple 1356 01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:50.400 puzzles where it's like put two and two together. Some 1357 01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:52.199 of them are put two and two and two together. 1358 01:05:52.280 --> 01:05:54.119 And some of these puzzles are like, hey, there's eight 1359 01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:56.320 steps for you to finish this, and I've been like 1360 01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:58.199 six steps through, not knowing what else to do and 1361 01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:00.320 being like whatever, I'm going down this waterfall. As soon 1362 01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:03.920 as I felt frustrated, I just left. I would like 1363 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:07.199 to play through it and actually solve every puzzle, but 1364 01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:10.599 in the spirit of what this game is doing, if 1365 01:06:10.639 --> 01:06:12.199 I ever was like I don't know what this game 1366 01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:14.000 wants me to do, I just quit and gave up, 1367 01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:16.199 like you went down the river and relaxed. 1368 01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:17.840 Yeah, it looks like a lazy river, which I'm a 1369 01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:18.920 big lazy river guy. 1370 01:06:19.440 --> 01:06:22.599 It is, it's very lazy river. I think it is 1371 01:06:22.679 --> 01:06:26.960 meant for you to just it is just meant for 1372 01:06:27.039 --> 01:06:30.800 you to relax and enjoy it. It's audibly like, it's 1373 01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:34.920 very comforting and calming. Your sounds are very light and easy. 1374 01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:37.360 All the sounds of the environment are nice. You'll hear 1375 01:06:37.400 --> 01:06:40.480 the frogs and the ducks and the environment. There's like 1376 01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:44.000 bees buzzing, and you interact with some animals as well. 1377 01:06:44.039 --> 01:06:47.280 There's oh it's neat. In the menu, it'll show you 1378 01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:50.239 all the fauna in every area that you've discovered. And 1379 01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:53.559 so there were animals that didn't discover in certain areas. 1380 01:06:53.559 --> 01:06:55.559 I'd like to replay and find them all. But again 1381 01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:58.400 you don't have to. You can fill your rolodex full 1382 01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:01.559 of all the alligators and the eel and all the 1383 01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:05.719 different funky animals, or you could just like, uh not 1384 01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:08.880 do that and and and just go down the river. 1385 01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:11.199 So I think it's it depends on the type of 1386 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:13.480 person and gamer you are. I would say for someone 1387 01:07:13.480 --> 01:07:16.199 who's like, hey, I need relaxing games, that calm me 1388 01:07:16.280 --> 01:07:20.599 down and give me like an ease to my evening. 1389 01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:22.639 This is for you if you're like no, But I 1390 01:07:22.639 --> 01:07:24.280 do want like a challenge and I want to be 1391 01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:26.199 able to like min max my experience. This is not 1392 01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.480 for you. There's no mind maxing, there's no boss fight, 1393 01:07:28.519 --> 01:07:31.920 there's no score. This is more of an experience, I 1394 01:07:31.960 --> 01:07:34.039 would say, than like a traditional video game. But you 1395 01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:38.920 are interacting with the environment. You are solving uh, simple puzzles, 1396 01:07:38.920 --> 01:07:41.239 I will say. Even though I say simple, there were 1397 01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:43.079 a couple that stumped me that I did not solve. 1398 01:07:43.159 --> 01:07:46.920 So I don't think this is an easy walk about game. 1399 01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:49.119 But the beauty of it is that you can always 1400 01:07:49.119 --> 01:07:51.599 ignore the puzzles and continue on your journey. You don't 1401 01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:52.679 have to solve anything. 1402 01:07:52.960 --> 01:07:54.000 It's a good looking game. 1403 01:07:54.360 --> 01:07:56.199 It makes me think of a Does it play like 1404 01:07:56.280 --> 01:08:00.519 Tubin for the Nes? Look at the discord this box 1405 01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:01.199 art of Tubin? 1406 01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:05.440 Oh hell yeah, yeah that is box. 1407 01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:05.760 Art right there. 1408 01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:09.719 Everyone look up Tubin for the Nes by tingin. Uh 1409 01:08:10.119 --> 01:08:11.440 that's a fun game around a tube. 1410 01:08:12.079 --> 01:08:15.480 Yeah, got some Tubin motivations to you. 1411 01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:19.399 Tub Like. 1412 01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:23.760 I think it's tubin like. I think it has some 1413 01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:25.039 aspects of tubin. 1414 01:08:25.359 --> 01:08:28.039 That's a really funny genre. N we gotta get tuban 1415 01:08:28.239 --> 01:08:28.640 like over. 1416 01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:32.920 I think it is like meant to just relax, go 1417 01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:35.600 down the river, don't worry about your life. But I 1418 01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:40.039 will also just say like I was relaxed when I 1419 01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:42.800 played this. I played this casually on my couch on 1420 01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:44.439 my Steam deck, which is like one of my favorite 1421 01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:50.760 ways to play games. I felt very relaxed throughout the experience. 1422 01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:53.079 I wish that the puzzles were a bit more intuitive. 1423 01:08:54.199 --> 01:08:56.600 I could see that they weren't literally trying to tell 1424 01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:57.840 me what to do, but there were a couple of 1425 01:08:57.880 --> 01:09:00.560 times where I was like, I don't I don't fully 1426 01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:03.880 understand what I'm supposed to do next. And there's also 1427 01:09:03.960 --> 01:09:09.439 secret tunnels throughout this game, and if you aren't putting 1428 01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:12.840 your body next to every wall, you might miss a 1429 01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:17.000 secret entrance that you needed to complete a puzzle, So 1430 01:09:17.319 --> 01:09:20.159 that can be a little frustrating. But again, like it's 1431 01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:22.079 not meant to be like you can just you can 1432 01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:25.239 just relax your way through this game. So anyway, I 1433 01:09:25.319 --> 01:09:29.199 enjoyed it. I I finished it in Uh yeah, I 1434 01:09:29.199 --> 01:09:31.039 think it's like three to four hours. It's not It's 1435 01:09:31.079 --> 01:09:34.680 not like a long experience, but uh uh a delightful 1436 01:09:34.680 --> 01:09:38.920 way to spend an evening and I liked it nice. Also, 1437 01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:41.279 one guy, so cool when a games are made by one. 1438 01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:45.000 On your PC or on my steam deck. 1439 01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:46.960 I played it on my steam Deck, and I think 1440 01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:49.600 it lends itself to a steam deck, like it is 1441 01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:54.520 a It is a steam deck style game in my opinion. 1442 01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:56.119 You can sit on a couch and play this. 1443 01:09:57.000 --> 01:09:59.439 And I love steam Deck. I think all the time 1444 01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:00.680 that how much i've steam Deck. 1445 01:10:00.760 --> 01:10:02.880 And I had a moment the other night where it's like, 1446 01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:04.560 Okaykayle's gonna stream, so I want to put her up 1447 01:10:04.560 --> 01:10:06.079 on the TV. And then but I really want to 1448 01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:07.560 play Indie. I wonder if that can run on my 1449 01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:09.680 steam Deck, and I'm looking up stuff about like how 1450 01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:11.520 can Indie run on a steam Deck. It's like, not 1451 01:10:11.640 --> 01:10:14.199 really that well, I've realized, wait a minute, I can 1452 01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.960 fucking stream to my like from my forty ninety computer 1453 01:10:18.079 --> 01:10:20.680 in the other room, and I'm playing it looking great, 1454 01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:23.239 not downloading anything locally with the steam Deck, and I'm 1455 01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:25.079 just playing Indiana Jones on my steam Deck in the 1456 01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.840 other room, Like fuck, this is what an incredible device. 1457 01:10:27.920 --> 01:10:32.520 This is The future is here. Yeah, good, it's really 1458 01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:34.880 it's really nice to experience it like that, and so 1459 01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:38.079 I I enjoyed this, but I also think it's probably 1460 01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:40.720 not for everyone. It's definitely for people who are looking 1461 01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:42.960 for this type of experience. I would sell it to 1462 01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:45.319 someone who's like, hey, I get really stressed out at 1463 01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:46.640 my job and I like to play a game that 1464 01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:49.760 doesn't require my whole brain half a brain. Sometimes I'd 1465 01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:53.119 be playing, sometimes I'd be watching something on Netflix, or 1466 01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:56.079 like listening to music. This is that type of experience 1467 01:10:56.119 --> 01:10:58.880 you could just I think it's extremely meditative. It even 1468 01:10:59.000 --> 01:11:03.960 has not haikus, but I would say very short poems 1469 01:11:04.239 --> 01:11:07.920 that you're meant to just listen, observe, and move on. 1470 01:11:08.399 --> 01:11:10.760 You don't get rewarded again. I think I got like 1471 01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:12.880 a couple achievements, but that's not this type of game. 1472 01:11:13.600 --> 01:11:15.279 One time I found a secret and it gave me 1473 01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:16.600 a small poem and then I was like. 1474 01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:17.000 Is that it? 1475 01:11:17.079 --> 01:11:19.119 And then I just left like that was it. I 1476 01:11:19.239 --> 01:11:22.239 was like, you got you know, the wind breathe softly, 1477 01:11:22.279 --> 01:11:23.479 all right, get the fuck out, and that was it. 1478 01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:28.000 You know, they this is not meant to uh be 1479 01:11:28.680 --> 01:11:30.439 more intense than you think it is, it's a very 1480 01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:31.239 simple concept. 1481 01:11:32.000 --> 01:11:35.439 Nice it's being a steam deck. Dan, I heard, I 1482 01:11:35.520 --> 01:11:37.479 saw you're back into Vampire Survivors. 1483 01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:44.399 Yeah, what Mary just posted? Jake's gonna be so confused. 1484 01:11:44.439 --> 01:11:46.720 This is in the share of Discord. It's two pictures 1485 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:49.199 of bombays and the box are for tubing for the 1486 01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:51.560 nes and then Mary, what the puck was your prompt for? 1487 01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:53.199 This is a hot cheese girl? 1488 01:11:53.640 --> 01:11:59.479 I did you hear me out? So I google uh ai, 1489 01:11:59.680 --> 01:12:03.159 A mid searched a woman made of nacho cheese and 1490 01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:07.319 I it's just the discord like a woman, she's pretty 1491 01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:10.279 hot and human looking, but she is made of nacho cheese. 1492 01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:12.640 I mean it looks like I would just be worried 1493 01:12:12.680 --> 01:12:15.279 she'd be getting some like third degree burns with the Okay, 1494 01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:18.920 now there's oh, folks, this is bad stuff happening in 1495 01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:19.800 her discord right now. 1496 01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:22.840 I don't like it. No, I'm not horny about this. 1497 01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:28.279 Well, but between Mike repeatedly spamming Gazina on a top photos, 1498 01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:30.319 you are supposed. 1499 01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:30.920 To be confused. 1500 01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:35.760 You're not supposed to It's one hundred percent confused, zero 1501 01:12:35.840 --> 01:12:36.520 percent horny. 1502 01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:40.560 No, No, this is fucked up. I hate this. This 1503 01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.520 is really a funny photo. Mary just keeps posting AI 1504 01:12:43.680 --> 01:12:46.680 tortilla ladies. I hate it. 1505 01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:49.199 They're cheese women. I'm just trying. 1506 01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:50.119 I don't want cheese. 1507 01:12:50.399 --> 01:12:52.520 I'm just trying to find your level. Here's the thing. 1508 01:12:53.079 --> 01:12:57.199 I bet if there's like beautiful women, hot women stuff, 1509 01:12:59.159 --> 01:13:01.960 you're probably still turned on. And so my question is, 1510 01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:07.319 at what level of cheese are you? 1511 01:13:07.439 --> 01:13:07.479 Like? 1512 01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:08.520 That's too much cheese? 1513 01:13:08.880 --> 01:13:11.800 Okay, radio, Okay, listen, Okay, let's go back to the 1514 01:13:11.880 --> 01:13:14.920 Monica Balucci thing. If you dribbled some nacho cheese and 1515 01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:18.680 Monica Valucci, she would still be very hot. I think 1516 01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:20.560 it would have to be like you dump, like you know, 1517 01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:23.199 pizza the hut from space Balls. I think it's actually 1518 01:13:23.439 --> 01:13:25.960 that much cheese for Monica Balucci to. 1519 01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:26.359 Not be od. 1520 01:13:28.680 --> 01:13:31.479 This is really fun for me. This is a weird discord. 1521 01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:36.880 This discord better not be ever be searched by the FBI. 1522 01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:43.960 Because okay, this is this is my last one hold on. 1523 01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:46.439 To construct. 1524 01:13:47.359 --> 01:13:50.119 Oh actually okay, yeah, hear me out. When fam KYSA 1525 01:13:50.239 --> 01:13:52.119 is like AK forty seven the vents. 1526 01:13:52.159 --> 01:13:55.199 Oh she has the orgasm while she's shooting the gun. Yeah, 1527 01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:56.680 I think that was the first time I ever saw 1528 01:13:56.720 --> 01:13:58.279 in an orgasm happening. I don't think it was like 1529 01:13:58.319 --> 01:13:59.039 a shooting. 1530 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:01.920 Orgasm, but yeah, yeah, I saw that orgasm that oh 1531 01:14:02.039 --> 01:14:06.199 many times I was like, what's happening here? Uh? Dan? 1532 01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:13.079 So you've been playing uh for Vampire Survivors. Just it's 1533 01:14:13.119 --> 01:14:17.239 my favorite gift of all time. This is great radio. 1534 01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:24.119 I'm just posting camps and describing vampires radio school. What 1535 01:14:24.279 --> 01:14:25.960 did you get back into Vampire Svipers? Was it for 1536 01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:27.239 the Castlevania with. 1537 01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:30.359 DLC, which is just the motion socker shit. I've played 1538 01:14:30.439 --> 01:14:32.720 forty seven hours of this fucking game in the last 1539 01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:36.319 two weeks. Yeah, it is just unreal. Like I have 1540 01:14:36.399 --> 01:14:36.880 loved this game. 1541 01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:40.239 I'm all my playing on my flights, not to Castmania. 1542 01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:43.560 I'm still getting through the Japanese stuff and the Contra 1543 01:14:43.880 --> 01:14:46.640 and among Us and all that. Yeah, not among Us yet. 1544 01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:47.680 I didn't get the among Us one. 1545 01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:50.439 I restarted again because I did it on one Steam account, 1546 01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:52.640 then I did it on Xbox, I've done it on 1547 01:14:52.760 --> 01:14:55.000 Switch and now I'm playing it all again to with 1548 01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:57.920 the Castlevania stuff, and it's like, this is one of 1549 01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:00.560 my favorite games of all time, and this Castle Anything is. 1550 01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:02.560 Like bigger than the original release. 1551 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:05.880 And I thought, I don't want to spoil certain things, 1552 01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:08.560 but like every time I thought, I'm like, okay, I'm 1553 01:15:08.560 --> 01:15:10.680 probably probably done with this. I unlocked the last thing, 1554 01:15:10.800 --> 01:15:12.359 or I got to this part on the map or whatever. 1555 01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:15.680 There are moments where it's like, are you fucking kidding me? 1556 01:15:15.800 --> 01:15:18.039 With the amount of stuff that it opens up and grows, 1557 01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:22.119 and like this is the ultimate Vampire Survivors experience now, 1558 01:15:22.239 --> 01:15:24.680 Like this, this DLC is unreal, and even just the 1559 01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:26.439 way that the map is laid out, and it's not 1560 01:15:26.600 --> 01:15:29.079 just like you know, like all the maps have different 1561 01:15:29.079 --> 01:15:30.840 gimmicks and challenge levels and stuff like this, but this 1562 01:15:31.079 --> 01:15:34.039 is like a full level where you're just unlocking warp 1563 01:15:34.119 --> 01:15:37.640 points and unlocking doors and all these boss fights and 1564 01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:40.680 everything and hidden items you can find. It is and 1565 01:15:40.760 --> 01:15:42.960 for a game that is so like esthetically, you know, 1566 01:15:43.079 --> 01:15:45.159 pretty inspired by Castlevania, you can. 1567 01:15:45.159 --> 01:15:47.680 Tell like a contract that makes sense as well. 1568 01:15:47.920 --> 01:15:51.479 The level of love for Castlevania is so apparent here 1569 01:15:51.479 --> 01:15:55.079 because it is like obscure characters and enemies and stuff 1570 01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:57.119 like that, and it's like just the love of Castlevania 1571 01:15:57.239 --> 01:15:59.000 is all over this and it's just got me thinking 1572 01:15:59.000 --> 01:16:01.520 about the series a ton again. Like I talked Kayla 1573 01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:03.720 into playing a Simpthing to the Night. She's never played 1574 01:16:03.720 --> 01:16:06.359 a Caslvania before, so she started streaming that. I'm watching 1575 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:08.159 her play Something to Night, and I'm like, God, damn it, 1576 01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:11.359 Caslovania is so fucking good. So I'm just on a 1577 01:16:11.520 --> 01:16:13.000 huge Caslvania. 1578 01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:14.640 Kick right now. I have so much appreciation for that series. 1579 01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:16.359 It makes me want to play the DS ones again 1580 01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:18.439 on that new thing they put out, the Dominants Collection, 1581 01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:21.960 and yeah, if you have not played Vampire Survivors yet, 1582 01:16:22.399 --> 01:16:24.000 right now is such an easy like I don't know 1583 01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:25.840 if there's a bundle deal on Steam or something, but 1584 01:16:25.960 --> 01:16:28.199 like the base game and all of the DLC are 1585 01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:29.279 all like a few bucks each. 1586 01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.640 Just get this game. It is so fantastic. 1587 01:16:32.840 --> 01:16:35.560 N this point is so reasonable for the amount of 1588 01:16:35.680 --> 01:16:36.680 gameplay that you can. 1589 01:16:36.680 --> 01:16:39.640 Have and a oh yeah, I've gotten so much more 1590 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:42.000 joy out of this like three dollars game than I've 1591 01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:45.520 gotten out of many seventy dollars games. It's just it 1592 01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:46.960 really is one of my favorites of all time. 1593 01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:49.199 Now I've been jumping around the DLC so much I 1594 01:16:49.279 --> 01:16:52.319 still haven't even completed the one point zero collection. Oh, 1595 01:16:52.560 --> 01:16:54.279 like from the base because I have a bunch of 1596 01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:59.039 the characters and weapons unlocked from the Japanese from the 1597 01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:03.359 Moon's Forests. Yeah, that's not my favorite, but it was 1598 01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:06.359 still like they've got some really useful weapons. 1599 01:17:06.439 --> 01:17:08.239 To have unlock all those, Yeah, and then you can 1600 01:17:08.279 --> 01:17:09.680 bring those into the Castlevania map. 1601 01:17:10.159 --> 01:17:12.520 Japan One can get tough if you're not building the 1602 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.000 character right. But I've done the contras stuff more now, 1603 01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.960 not the among Us, but Caslvania I still haven't started. 1604 01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:20.199 I'm trying to build out the actual original collection. There's 1605 01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:23.760 still a few I'm missing. Yeah, but yeah, that game 1606 01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:26.439 is still my favorite playing game. I've been playing it 1607 01:17:26.479 --> 01:17:26.800 a lot. 1608 01:17:26.760 --> 01:17:30.840 On I probably play it on the flight that I 1609 01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:33.079 have like coming up. I think these are like it's 1610 01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:36.399 just such a good flight game, and I think it 1611 01:17:36.520 --> 01:17:38.960 just continues to be one for the books in terms 1612 01:17:39.000 --> 01:17:41.960 of like easy play. You can pick it up. You 1613 01:17:42.039 --> 01:17:44.279 can finish a game in like forty minutes if you're 1614 01:17:44.319 --> 01:17:46.800 doing well. If you do lose or like let's say 1615 01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:48.680 you like ran out of power, you wouldn't be like no, 1616 01:17:49.079 --> 01:17:53.199 like you'll be fine, Like you'll survive Vampire well. 1617 01:17:53.199 --> 01:17:55.119 And it's just it is so cool for such simple 1618 01:17:55.159 --> 01:17:57.199 concept of just you're moving the stick around and you're 1619 01:17:57.199 --> 01:17:57.960 picking up grades. 1620 01:17:58.159 --> 01:18:01.359 There is a level of depth to it and humor 1621 01:18:01.680 --> 01:18:03.319 and secrets. 1622 01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:05.279 And like, there's way more going on to this game 1623 01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:07.159 that you might think if you just played a handful 1624 01:18:07.239 --> 01:18:09.359 of just like running around trying to survive at thirty minutes, 1625 01:18:09.399 --> 01:18:11.119 it's like, no, there's a lot to think about as 1626 01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:13.680 far as evolutions and strategies and unlocks and things. 1627 01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:15.319 It's really something special. 1628 01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:20.279 Mm yeah, I love it. I'm what was the I 1629 01:18:20.399 --> 01:18:22.119 love the stuff where you have to like combine four 1630 01:18:22.199 --> 01:18:26.600 items to get an upgrade to evolution, like the Divine 1631 01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:27.680 Path or whatever it's called. 1632 01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:29.560 The Uh, well, there's the ones with the arrows and 1633 01:18:29.680 --> 01:18:31.880 you know the the lancets and yeah. 1634 01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:35.319 Those are always a blast. Yeah. I love the weapon. 1635 01:18:35.479 --> 01:18:38.319 I think it's from the moonspell. It's just a cat. 1636 01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:40.520 Cats come flying off from off screen and eat. 1637 01:18:40.399 --> 01:18:42.239 People's that's in the base game. Yeah, one of the 1638 01:18:42.319 --> 01:18:42.920 characters could do that. 1639 01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:47.439 No really, yeah, but yeah that game is read. That's 1640 01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:50.520 basically all I've been playing outside of work stuff lately, 1641 01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:52.399 which has been it's a nice way to turn off. 1642 01:18:52.640 --> 01:18:55.199 Oh yeah, what what else have you been playing? Dan? 1643 01:18:55.880 --> 01:18:58.159 Call of duty still playing multiplayer. It's awesome. 1644 01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:01.720 It's just like it's been introducing turned Nuketown into holiday 1645 01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:03.800 you know version for December, and. 1646 01:19:03.840 --> 01:19:04.880 It's like Christmas theme. 1647 01:19:05.359 --> 01:19:07.119 Yeah, and it's not just like, oh they made it snowy. 1648 01:19:07.159 --> 01:19:08.439 It's like there there's a lot of care and like 1649 01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:10.600 all the houses are decorated with like Christmas stuff and 1650 01:19:10.640 --> 01:19:13.920 there's like Christmas there's this Christmas event to unlock for 1651 01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:16.000 like the next twelve days or whatever. So and now 1652 01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:19.119 Bonx in now too, so Boks Like normally, you know, 1653 01:19:19.199 --> 01:19:22.760 Bonk and I generally gravitate towards different genres of games 1654 01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:25.319 and everything. And you know, I've been loving this so 1655 01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:26.600 much and talking to her about it a lot, and 1656 01:19:26.680 --> 01:19:28.960 she started playing some multiplayers. She's playing it right now upstairs. 1657 01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:31.279 And so now we've been doing at night, like I'll 1658 01:19:31.319 --> 01:19:33.079 just bring the gaming laptop up. I'll just set it 1659 01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:35.199 up like on a TV tray on the couch. She'll 1660 01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:36.760 be playing on the big screen and we will just 1661 01:19:36.920 --> 01:19:39.319 crank up the sound and just play tons of multiple 1662 01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:41.439 were like pop a couple double XP things at the 1663 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:42.720 same time. We're like, all right, we're in for an 1664 01:19:42.720 --> 01:19:46.239 hour and then just play. It's oh man, it's so good. 1665 01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:48.319 It has just been skyrocketing up my games of the year. 1666 01:19:48.479 --> 01:19:50.600 I'm I don't know why. I just feel so good 1667 01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:53.000 to be It's like an old recognizable like, oh, Call 1668 01:19:53.039 --> 01:19:54.880 of Duty. Man, I really really enjoyed this game in 1669 01:19:54.920 --> 01:19:57.199 the past. It's been a few years and god damn it, 1670 01:19:57.239 --> 01:19:58.359 it's just good to have back. 1671 01:19:58.439 --> 01:20:00.720 You know. Do you think you like two teen reboot 1672 01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:01.760 multiplayer better or this? 1673 01:20:01.960 --> 01:20:03.479 I think I like this more. I think this is like, 1674 01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:06.600 this might be my favorite Call of Duty. It's like 1675 01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:09.159 this and four basically like the first modern warfare, Like 1676 01:20:09.359 --> 01:20:11.560 this is the first time I prestiged since Call of 1677 01:20:11.640 --> 01:20:14.560 Duty four. Yeah, and it's a smart stef too, where 1678 01:20:14.560 --> 01:20:16.720 you can like set you know, permanent unlocks when you proceige. 1679 01:20:16.760 --> 01:20:19.039 They've probably done that before, but I never prestige in 1680 01:20:19.119 --> 01:20:19.960 previous ones lately. 1681 01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:24.279 So yeah, for season the past few past two at 1682 01:20:24.359 --> 01:20:27.600 least has been season based. Oh interesting, you couldn't just 1683 01:20:27.680 --> 01:20:29.199 do it. They brought it back where you could just 1684 01:20:29.279 --> 01:20:32.119 proceige prestige at your own pace in this one, which 1685 01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:34.640 was a very nice comeback for sure. 1686 01:20:34.800 --> 01:20:38.159 Oh nice, nice, Yeah, just smart decisions all over the place. 1687 01:20:38.199 --> 01:20:40.079 Of this game, and like, yeah, we'll probably end the 1688 01:20:40.119 --> 01:20:41.880 podcast tonight and I'm either gonna play Call of Duty 1689 01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:42.920 or Vampire Survivors. 1690 01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:45.960 Why are you playing Command of Conqueror Generals. I mean, 1691 01:20:46.000 --> 01:20:49.159 I liked, I like that game to some extent, but 1692 01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:50.079 I see that's on the list. 1693 01:20:50.159 --> 01:20:51.399 Well, because like in the last because I want to 1694 01:20:51.439 --> 01:20:53.680 ask you about this, Mike, because like in the last 1695 01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:56.000 year or so might have been more. They added all 1696 01:20:56.039 --> 01:20:58.960 of the Command of Conquer games to uh Steam, which 1697 01:20:59.000 --> 01:21:00.479 you used to have to like it's the only thing 1698 01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:02.359 I used Origin for before. Is like I bought the 1699 01:21:02.479 --> 01:21:04.680 Ultimate collection all these Command of concer games around there, 1700 01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:07.319 like no, they're all on Steam now, and I realized, 1701 01:21:07.439 --> 01:21:11.119 like Reddler two as well, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all there. Yeah, 1702 01:21:11.239 --> 01:21:14.199 they're run great shit. I don't know if online you 1703 01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:15.720 might have to do some stuff to get online working. 1704 01:21:15.720 --> 01:21:18.520 I'm not sure, but you know, at the height of 1705 01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:21.000 my Command and Conquer obsession with like Redler two in 1706 01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:23.880 like the early two thousands, Generals was the next one. 1707 01:21:24.399 --> 01:21:26.039 But that was the one where it went from sprite 1708 01:21:26.039 --> 01:21:28.439 based graphics to polygons and I had my shitty e 1709 01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:31.079 machines computer that could not run anything with polygons. So 1710 01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:32.880 it's like, fuck, I so want to play with new 1711 01:21:32.880 --> 01:21:34.720 Command of Conquer. I'm coming off my favorite one ever 1712 01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:37.079 and so I bought it and I was not able 1713 01:21:37.119 --> 01:21:38.880 to play it, and like, also, you couldn't return it 1714 01:21:38.920 --> 01:21:40.439 to Best Buy because it was a PC game and 1715 01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:41.720 opened up and all that stuff. 1716 01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:43.239 So I really got hosed on that one. 1717 01:21:43.319 --> 01:21:46.319 So yeah, So for like twenty five years or so, 1718 01:21:46.439 --> 01:21:48.039 I've been like, fuck, this is the game that like 1719 01:21:48.600 --> 01:21:50.600 I had to stop playing Command of Conquer because my. 1720 01:21:50.840 --> 01:21:53.119 Computer just couldn't run it, and say, let's go back, 1721 01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:53.840 let's see how it is. 1722 01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:55.359 And so I've done a couple of campaign levels the 1723 01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:57.359 Strand Room the other night, and I think I'm gonna 1724 01:21:57.399 --> 01:22:01.560 go forward. It's uh, I'm curious what the general vibe 1725 01:22:01.680 --> 01:22:04.960 is on Generals among Commanded Conquer fans, because I am 1726 01:22:05.119 --> 01:22:07.000 enjoying it quite a bit. And Mike, I don't know 1727 01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:08.079 if you spend much time with that. You were a 1728 01:22:08.079 --> 01:22:11.359 big red Aler guy. Oh, I played a lot of Generals. 1729 01:22:11.479 --> 01:22:14.119 Uh have you played zero are yet? 1730 01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:17.119 I was going to do that if I finished the 1731 01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:17.680 campaign of this. 1732 01:22:18.319 --> 01:22:22.600 Okay, so I could be talking my ass, but my 1733 01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:25.199 take on Generals when it first came out, was this 1734 01:22:25.359 --> 01:22:29.960 is a bit too realistic, Like it's China, the PLO, 1735 01:22:30.159 --> 01:22:33.279 I forget what they're calling this and America. So they 1736 01:22:33.399 --> 01:22:35.600 lost a lot of the like zaniness of the like 1737 01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:40.199 faux Cold war, nuke towing, oils and just weird einst 1738 01:22:40.920 --> 01:22:43.479 traveling and all that you can get through most missions 1739 01:22:43.560 --> 01:22:46.000 and like skirmishes just by upgrading the hum beats all 1740 01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:49.159 the way for America. Yeah, I still liked it a lot, 1741 01:22:49.239 --> 01:22:51.359 but it was like, wow, this got They're like using 1742 01:22:51.439 --> 01:22:56.560 dirty bombs, this got two uh an Iraq war era. Yeah, 1743 01:22:56.880 --> 01:22:59.960 like when we were back in Iraq, I have something standing. 1744 01:23:00.159 --> 01:23:03.560 Yeah zero hour. On the other hand, I feel like 1745 01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:06.199 that's a bit of a reaction to the criticism that 1746 01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:08.560 I got a bit too realistic. The thing was zeror 1747 01:23:08.640 --> 01:23:11.399 that's super cool, and this is very like total war 1748 01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:15.800 or StarCraft. They added these very cartoonish generals for so 1749 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:17.680 there's a three factions still they might they might have 1750 01:23:17.720 --> 01:23:20.279 added forth, but each of those three factions has a 1751 01:23:20.840 --> 01:23:25.199 general who has their own twist on the faction. So 1752 01:23:25.319 --> 01:23:28.239 you one of the Chinese generals will like, all of 1753 01:23:28.279 --> 01:23:31.720 a sudden, the tanks he's he loves he's obsessed with lasers, 1754 01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:34.439 so all of the shit has lasers on it. Okay, 1755 01:23:34.560 --> 01:23:36.640 there's an American general who really likes tanks, so you 1756 01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:38.479 get a bunch of upgrades for tanks. It's like it's 1757 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:42.760 again like real time strategy games after this, like StarCraft 1758 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:47.000 two Total war games, they do this now it's pretty standard, 1759 01:23:47.079 --> 01:23:51.640 like there's legendary lords within each faction or race in Warhammer, 1760 01:23:52.119 --> 01:23:55.000 it's it's a fucking blast like the laser dude, even 1761 01:23:55.039 --> 01:23:58.840 his defense turrets are lasers. Now it's and it's also 1762 01:23:58.920 --> 01:24:01.359 you could tell they were going back to the goofiness 1763 01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:05.319 of like the the Kremlin phone call scenes from Red Alert. 1764 01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:07.159 Okay, that's good to know because that is something I've 1765 01:24:07.199 --> 01:24:09.359 noticed is that like, I'm really enjoying the gameplay from 1766 01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:11.359 what I've seen, but like I was like starting campaign 1767 01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:12.680 missions to me like okay, what am I going to 1768 01:24:12.720 --> 01:24:15.119 see James Earl Jones yelling at me for something or 1769 01:24:15.239 --> 01:24:18.760 like some Xenia on a top looking lady sent it me, Yeah, 1770 01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:19.720 nuke something. 1771 01:24:20.239 --> 01:24:23.319 I remember the campaign to be specific, I play the skirmishes, 1772 01:24:23.359 --> 01:24:25.600 but again, yeah, like Zero Hour, I almost had a 1773 01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:29.319 I always have a blast with yeah, cause it's like 1774 01:24:29.640 --> 01:24:31.960 engaged opposing forces at hotspots around the globe as you 1775 01:24:32.000 --> 01:24:35.159 match strategies and arsenals against the new masterminds of modern war. 1776 01:24:35.319 --> 01:24:39.000 So it's this like rogues gallery of people who are 1777 01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:41.239 into one thing or another, like let me jan don't 1778 01:24:41.239 --> 01:24:44.079 remind myself. I wonder if I should just give to 1779 01:24:44.159 --> 01:24:46.560 that then, or if I mean the don't really learned 1780 01:24:46.560 --> 01:24:49.399 super long. You know, No, I don't remember the campaigns 1781 01:24:49.720 --> 01:24:52.000 really well at all. I just like the skirmishes. I 1782 01:24:52.439 --> 01:24:55.960 like going trying all the different general zero hour generals. 1783 01:24:56.279 --> 01:24:58.000 That's what I always did, even with like Red alerts. 1784 01:24:58.159 --> 01:25:00.920 I don't even necessarily remember doing the campaigns for like 1785 01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:03.159 Red Alert or the old like Tiberian Sun ones. 1786 01:25:03.239 --> 01:25:07.880 But big skirmish guy, Yeah, it's g la is what 1787 01:25:07.960 --> 01:25:10.640 they're called plo is the real is a real thing. 1788 01:25:12.199 --> 01:25:15.039 General's Challenge Oh, okay, here we go. General's Challenge was 1789 01:25:15.079 --> 01:25:17.159 the mode I loved. It was. In this mode, the 1790 01:25:17.159 --> 01:25:18.720 player takes on the identity of one of the nine 1791 01:25:18.760 --> 01:25:22.039 generals and battles other generals one by one, ultimately confronting 1792 01:25:22.079 --> 01:25:25.800 a powerful boss general who it's like a tournament, it's 1793 01:25:25.800 --> 01:25:29.439 a it's a blast. And then you. They each each 1794 01:25:29.479 --> 01:25:31.960 of them have like different obsessions that leads them to 1795 01:25:32.079 --> 01:25:36.159 certain bonuses. I mean Redler two had the like Korea 1796 01:25:36.279 --> 01:25:40.319 had the Grand Canon, Germany had the Tank Destroyer, they 1797 01:25:40.359 --> 01:25:44.800 had the bespoke units for each of the countries. But 1798 01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:49.199 this one is very much more like cartoonish villains and stuff. Nice. 1799 01:25:49.800 --> 01:25:53.720 I remember Red Alert three they had Rick Flair play 1800 01:25:53.920 --> 01:25:55.159 one of the generals. I think it was in like 1801 01:25:55.159 --> 01:25:58.239 a DLC or something. And whenever I would meet wrestlers, 1802 01:25:58.279 --> 01:26:00.119 typically I would like to like, you know, I never 1803 01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:01.399 want to be the guy that just asked the question 1804 01:26:01.479 --> 01:26:03.600 that everyone's asked a million times, like what do you 1805 01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:04.079 think about it? 1806 01:26:05.079 --> 01:26:07.119 So the first time I met Rick Flair was the JW. 1807 01:26:07.279 --> 01:26:11.520 Marriott Bar in probably like twenty eleven, and I sat 1808 01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:13.319 down next to him, had a drink, and I started 1809 01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:15.640 talking to him and I'm like, hey, I love Command 1810 01:26:15.680 --> 01:26:17.840 and Conquer. I thought it was weird and cool when 1811 01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:20.079 you were in a Red Alert three as one of 1812 01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:23.119 the generals. He's like, what it's like the video game 1813 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:24.720 that you remember? You did all the commercials where his 1814 01:26:24.800 --> 01:26:26.279 Flair versus Bear and you were fighting a guy in 1815 01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:28.000 a barasuit and you were in the game yelling at 1816 01:26:28.039 --> 01:26:28.319 the player. 1817 01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:29.560 He's like, what are you talking about? 1818 01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:32.960 You were in a video game, Rick Flair, and he's like, 1819 01:26:33.039 --> 01:26:34.199 I don't know what you're talking about. 1820 01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:37.199 That's just so awkward, and you just left. 1821 01:26:37.399 --> 01:26:38.560 No there for a while. 1822 01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:40.039 I took a picture of him. He had three Gen 1823 01:26:40.119 --> 01:26:42.399 and Tonics in front of him. He had the largest 1824 01:26:42.640 --> 01:26:45.199 show in the game. I might have pulled it up, 1825 01:26:45.239 --> 01:26:47.359 but then he just started talking about like his wrestling 1826 01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:49.439 career from the eighties, and like, oh man, in the eighties, 1827 01:26:49.520 --> 01:26:52.920 we really we were really rocking and rolling in the eighties, Like, yes, 1828 01:26:53.039 --> 01:26:55.399 I know that, but can we talk about Commanding Conker? 1829 01:26:55.479 --> 01:26:58.279 Did he just forget? I was trying to deny it. 1830 01:26:58.439 --> 01:26:59.159 I think he forgot. 1831 01:26:59.359 --> 01:27:00.640 And then I was pissed off because we did a 1832 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:03.279 podcast episode with John Cena, and I would help our 1833 01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:05.439 hosts come up with like questions for him and stuff 1834 01:27:05.479 --> 01:27:07.039 like that, and I was like, Okay, you got to 1835 01:27:07.079 --> 01:27:09.520 ask Sena about Command and Conquer because somebody asked him 1836 01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:11.239 about it once on a red carpet and he wouldn't 1837 01:27:11.239 --> 01:27:13.479 stop talking about like his cure of strategy and Red 1838 01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:16.399 Alert too, like Sena is like into Red Alert. And 1839 01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:18.760 then like the conversation never really went that way. It's like, God, damn, 1840 01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:20.239 I want to talk to John Cena about Command of. 1841 01:27:20.239 --> 01:27:23.359 Conquer his strats? Yeah, what's what was? What was the 1842 01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:24.560 metal like? Back when he was playing? 1843 01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:26.000 I just built a ton of Cure ofs. 1844 01:27:26.119 --> 01:27:30.840 Yeah, remember when we did that the live stream series 1845 01:27:30.880 --> 01:27:35.600 where yes, I had how did it? What happen? We 1846 01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:38.239 basically were like destroying each other's bases like ships in 1847 01:27:38.279 --> 01:27:40.439 the night. And I had a kure of left and 1848 01:27:40.560 --> 01:27:43.319 you had a tank which could not attack the cure 1849 01:27:43.399 --> 01:27:45.720 of right. Oh my god, I've won. I just need 1850 01:27:45.800 --> 01:27:48.239 to go kill him. But of course you the Kreof's 1851 01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:50.359 not fast enough to catch the tank, so you just 1852 01:27:50.520 --> 01:27:52.079 ran all over the map until I was forced to 1853 01:27:52.119 --> 01:27:53.840 surrender because you were more stubborn than I was. I 1854 01:27:53.920 --> 01:27:56.079 wasn't gonna give up. There's no fucking leaf. But I 1855 01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:58.319 was like, I was like, this is not fun for 1856 01:27:58.439 --> 01:28:02.600 people to watch, so I didn't care. I was thinking 1857 01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:04.920 about the viewers. That's why I'm thinking. Ory. 1858 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:10.199 I'm like that too in in board games. If if 1859 01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:12.840 I'm going to lose, I'm just gonna draw it out 1860 01:28:13.319 --> 01:28:18.079 until everyone's miserable. Rica totally Yeah, I will not go 1861 01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:20.119 quietly into that dark night. 1862 01:28:22.279 --> 01:28:24.039 Have you been playing anything else besides Naiad? 1863 01:28:25.079 --> 01:28:26.720 I played a little bit more silent. 1864 01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:26.960 Hell. 1865 01:28:27.000 --> 01:28:28.159 I am trying to get through it. 1866 01:28:28.560 --> 01:28:28.640 Uh. 1867 01:28:28.840 --> 01:28:32.880 It is so scary. I am getting to the point 1868 01:28:32.920 --> 01:28:36.600 where that game gets progressively scarier and it has really 1869 01:28:36.960 --> 01:28:40.760 forced me to do additional combat. There is a section 1870 01:28:41.039 --> 01:28:46.399 where I've met it's my wife's dupe, uh, Mary's look 1871 01:28:46.399 --> 01:28:50.920 alike her friend or whatever, and she's kind of like weirdly, 1872 01:28:52.359 --> 01:28:54.279 I don't know, she's like kind of sexy, and she's 1873 01:28:54.359 --> 01:28:57.439 like kind of hitting on me. She like touch me, 1874 01:28:57.520 --> 01:28:59.399 and I'll be like, whoa, I'm looking for my dead wife, 1875 01:28:59.439 --> 01:29:02.399 and she'll be like, I'm just messing with you. And 1876 01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:06.960 it's like, well, there's fucking like headless legs trying to 1877 01:29:07.079 --> 01:29:08.920 kill us, so I don't really feel like having a 1878 01:29:08.960 --> 01:29:13.439 bildlone with you right now. She just there's something about 1879 01:29:13.520 --> 01:29:15.159 This is not the remake. This is just more of 1880 01:29:15.199 --> 01:29:17.560 a critique critique of the original, which is just like 1881 01:29:17.640 --> 01:29:23.319 the characters are often nonsensical. This lady's idea that she 1882 01:29:23.479 --> 01:29:26.439 can have a little riff with me when I am 1883 01:29:26.520 --> 01:29:32.199 going through a hellish nightmare, and I think maybe the 1884 01:29:32.359 --> 01:29:35.680 ghost of my dead wife needs me, and so I 1885 01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:38.119 am going through hell itself to find her. And this 1886 01:29:38.239 --> 01:29:40.479 girl is like, do you want to go to this 1887 01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:43.119 strip club? It's just a crazy place, you know, like 1888 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.319 anything can happen there, and it's just like, what are 1889 01:29:45.359 --> 01:29:51.319 you fucking talking about? It's just so odd that they 1890 01:29:51.439 --> 01:29:53.960 try to sell me on this character and she looks 1891 01:29:54.359 --> 01:29:56.359 very much like my dead wife, so like the character 1892 01:29:56.479 --> 01:30:01.520 is so off put by this woman, and she's constantly like, 1893 01:30:01.920 --> 01:30:03.399 I don't know what are we gonna do? And then 1894 01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:09.800 right as we get to a uh, we're in the 1895 01:30:11.000 --> 01:30:14.039 nurse facility, like we're like in a doctor unit, which 1896 01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:16.960 is fucking terrifying. This is where the nurses come out right, 1897 01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:19.880 and they're very difficult to kill. You have to use 1898 01:30:20.319 --> 01:30:24.439 shotgun shells to kill these nurses. They're very intense. And 1899 01:30:24.760 --> 01:30:27.800 I'm walking around with this fucking useless twig who's telling 1900 01:30:27.880 --> 01:30:29.319 me that she's kind of attracted to me, but like 1901 01:30:29.439 --> 01:30:32.560 not really just joking. We go into a room after 1902 01:30:32.640 --> 01:30:36.119 we kill like eight nurses, and she's like, I'm tired, 1903 01:30:36.119 --> 01:30:38.640 I'm gonna take a nap, and she lays down in 1904 01:30:38.760 --> 01:30:44.600 this shit mattress and goes to sleep. She's asleep right now, 1905 01:30:45.199 --> 01:30:47.439 and I've been murdering dead people. 1906 01:30:47.880 --> 01:30:49.760 Is that? Why? Is that how video games work? In 1907 01:30:49.840 --> 01:30:51.439 your head? Like, because you're not playing it, she just 1908 01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:52.840 stays asleep until you play it again. 1909 01:30:52.880 --> 01:30:58.680 Still there, as far as I know, she's still there, 1910 01:30:59.039 --> 01:31:04.000 stick napping away. And I'm just blown away that they 1911 01:31:05.279 --> 01:31:07.840 originally that they design this character, and I think this 1912 01:31:07.920 --> 01:31:10.279 is probably more of a game design decision where they 1913 01:31:10.319 --> 01:31:13.720 were like, we don't want you to have a NPC 1914 01:31:13.880 --> 01:31:16.680 that's following me around in these sections. It'd be really irritating, 1915 01:31:16.800 --> 01:31:18.520 and we don't want to make more dialogue for her, 1916 01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:22.560 so she's going to take a nap now. But the decision, 1917 01:31:23.279 --> 01:31:26.640 the story arching decision that like, this character will now 1918 01:31:26.840 --> 01:31:29.279 just take a nap so that you don't have to 1919 01:31:29.319 --> 01:31:31.079 deal with them for the next three sections of the 1920 01:31:31.159 --> 01:31:35.439 game is so funny to me. All the beautiful graphics 1921 01:31:35.800 --> 01:31:38.479 and all of the upgrades in the world can't stop 1922 01:31:38.560 --> 01:31:40.680 me from laughing at the fact that, like, this woman 1923 01:31:40.800 --> 01:31:43.239 that I've been dealing with for the last three hours 1924 01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:47.640 is like me sleepy now and just lays down. I'm done. 1925 01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:51.039 I like the resident evil horror style with Ashley where it's. 1926 01:31:50.960 --> 01:31:52.199 Like, Okay, I don't want to deal with you during 1927 01:31:52.239 --> 01:31:53.960 this combat scenario, so it's getting a dumpster. 1928 01:31:54.680 --> 01:31:57.239 Yeah, alright, there's a story. 1929 01:31:58.199 --> 01:32:01.880 I'm putting you in a locker until I'm done killing everyone. 1930 01:32:02.199 --> 01:32:05.800 Yes, I agree, I think that. And there's also something 1931 01:32:05.840 --> 01:32:08.520 about Silent Hill that is more serious than Resident Evil. 1932 01:32:08.560 --> 01:32:12.239 Resident Evil joked a lot, and it let you make 1933 01:32:12.359 --> 01:32:14.960 fun of it sometimes because it was just like, yes, 1934 01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:20.079 this is fantasy and strange, so laugh at these silly characters. 1935 01:32:20.239 --> 01:32:23.640 Silent Hill takes itself very seriously, and I just don't 1936 01:32:23.640 --> 01:32:27.079 think you're supposed to laugh. There's another character I forget 1937 01:32:27.159 --> 01:32:31.319 his name, everyone's who Yeah, the cheeddy guy. Yeah, okay, 1938 01:32:31.359 --> 01:32:34.840 I just saw them in a movie theater. And he's 1939 01:32:34.920 --> 01:32:38.760 eating melted ice cream out of the bucket, and so 1940 01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:41.760 he's talking to me and in his one hand is 1941 01:32:41.840 --> 01:32:46.399 a full giant ice cream bucket and he keeps scooping 1942 01:32:46.439 --> 01:32:50.840 it out with his fingers and sucking pink ice cream 1943 01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:53.319 off of his fingers while he's saying to me, I'm 1944 01:32:53.359 --> 01:32:57.560 not really ready to leave yet, it's nasty, and. 1945 01:32:57.920 --> 01:33:04.640 Hear me out. We found it finally, Eddie ice cream 1946 01:33:04.680 --> 01:33:10.119 off his fingers. Dan we got you, actually, horny, I 1947 01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:12.159 was hid bon Dan. 1948 01:33:12.279 --> 01:33:20.239 It's okay, great that you found something that gets your 1949 01:33:20.359 --> 01:33:20.840 rocks off. 1950 01:33:21.039 --> 01:33:24.479 I'm boner free. Someone twenty four seven. 1951 01:33:24.439 --> 01:33:29.560 Noted strawberry ice cream off of their fingers is exactly 1952 01:33:29.680 --> 01:33:30.960 what Dan likes. 1953 01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:34.720 That's my thing. Let's get let's get fire Escape cast 1954 01:33:34.720 --> 01:33:39.600 shirts that just say boner free twenty four with no 1955 01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:43.640 logo anywhere on it. No, it's not all pumping. 1956 01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:51.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mary. I watched because I never really 1957 01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:54.000 loved the gameplay of Silent Hill. I appreciated the like 1958 01:33:54.159 --> 01:33:57.119 psychological take on horror, you know, it made it different 1959 01:33:57.159 --> 01:33:59.479 than Resident Evil, but so I never really knew what 1960 01:33:59.479 --> 01:34:02.439 the was going on that game. I watched Kayla. I 1961 01:34:02.560 --> 01:34:04.439 joined her when I was in town for like the 1962 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:07.359 last four hours of that game. She streamed it and 1963 01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:10.760 it all went completely over me in Kayla's heads. But 1964 01:34:10.840 --> 01:34:13.000 then like people were explaining it afterwards, and I've looked 1965 01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:14.760 stuff up and it's like, oh wow, this is actually 1966 01:34:14.840 --> 01:34:18.199 like it is an interesting game that it is very 1967 01:34:18.439 --> 01:34:21.680 sad in that like I've never really don't really play 1968 01:34:21.680 --> 01:34:23.520 a lot of sad games or watch sad movies or 1969 01:34:23.520 --> 01:34:25.720 anything like that, And so that was new to me, 1970 01:34:25.840 --> 01:34:28.479 and then like the main character kind of just sucks 1971 01:34:29.159 --> 01:34:30.920 and I'm used to in most games being like I 1972 01:34:31.039 --> 01:34:31.560 just want to be up. 1973 01:34:31.560 --> 01:34:33.680 I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm a dude 1974 01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:34.680 who jumps on turtles. 1975 01:34:34.760 --> 01:34:36.720 I just like I'm not used to the idea of 1976 01:34:36.760 --> 01:34:38.960 like the protagonists being like, oh no, I don't like 1977 01:34:39.119 --> 01:34:41.680 this person I'm controlling and especially you know, I'm not 1978 01:34:41.720 --> 01:34:43.640 gonna spoil anything story wise, but by the end it's 1979 01:34:43.640 --> 01:34:45.479 just like, oh, okay, realize and everything that happened. 1980 01:34:45.479 --> 01:34:48.319 It's like, oh, yeah, this guy sucks, so not. 1981 01:34:48.600 --> 01:34:52.760 A great dude. Yeah, I agree. I think this does 1982 01:34:52.920 --> 01:34:55.720 kind of remind me like Resident Evil is more my 1983 01:34:56.000 --> 01:34:59.239 jam me too. Playing someone like Chris Redfield is like, 1984 01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:02.000 you can I can get behind someone like that, you know, 1985 01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:07.600 like you can definitely see yourself as these like protagonists 1986 01:35:07.640 --> 01:35:11.640 that can be flawed and even problematic or scared little 1987 01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:14.279 little babies, but they are doing the best they can 1988 01:35:14.359 --> 01:35:18.960 in a crazy situation. This person is an anti hero 1989 01:35:19.640 --> 01:35:22.319 and they're also kind of a wiener. I mean even 1990 01:35:22.359 --> 01:35:27.640 before I agree, before you know anything that's actually happening 1991 01:35:27.720 --> 01:35:30.319 in the story or like what they've done just in 1992 01:35:30.479 --> 01:35:35.720 the gameplay, they're not very interesting. I'll never forget early 1993 01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:38.000 in the original game, and I haven't come across it 1994 01:35:38.079 --> 01:35:39.760 in the remake. I'm looking for it. But in the 1995 01:35:39.920 --> 01:35:42.600 original game when I played Silent Hill Too, he comes 1996 01:35:42.640 --> 01:35:47.039 across a piano and he's his dead wife's name is Mary, 1997 01:35:47.239 --> 01:35:53.199 and he says Mary used to play piano. She wasn't 1998 01:35:53.319 --> 01:35:56.359 very good, and I remember just thinking to myself, you 1999 01:35:57.119 --> 01:36:00.479 raggedy bitch, that you're gonna go to this town to 2000 01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:03.239 find your dead wife and you see something that reminds 2001 01:36:03.319 --> 01:36:05.319 you of her, and the first thing you do is say, well, 2002 01:36:05.399 --> 01:36:07.520 she wasn't very good at it, but like, yeah, this 2003 01:36:07.640 --> 01:36:09.800 does remind me of how pissed she was at piano. 2004 01:36:10.119 --> 01:36:14.319 You don't deserve her. I was originally playing it and 2005 01:36:14.399 --> 01:36:17.399 I was like, oh, fuck you like going around, and 2006 01:36:17.439 --> 01:36:19.520 then I think right after that he goes I still 2007 01:36:19.640 --> 01:36:22.640 liked tearing her play it, which is like his redeeming quality, 2008 01:36:22.840 --> 01:36:25.920 but originally just saying that, like she wasn't very good, 2009 01:36:26.000 --> 01:36:27.880 I was like, oh, fuck off, like shut off. 2010 01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:28.560 Like the. 2011 01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:32.119 Entire plot of this game is that you're going to 2012 01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:34.600 this town to find your dead wife because you know, 2013 01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:38.279 presumably you love her. Or whatever. You're just making fun 2014 01:36:38.319 --> 01:36:38.640 of her. 2015 01:36:39.039 --> 01:36:41.840 You suckie. 2016 01:36:42.199 --> 01:36:44.640 It's not even like his fucking like weapon skills or anything, 2017 01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:47.600 like he sucks at everything in that game like I'm 2018 01:36:47.680 --> 01:36:49.520 used to, like you know, Dante, It's like, Oh, I'm 2019 01:36:49.600 --> 01:36:51.600 just fucking slicing someone up with a sword and shooting 2020 01:36:51.680 --> 01:36:53.600 with like a million guns and doing stylish shit like 2021 01:36:53.640 --> 01:36:56.800 this guy is just doping around Spooky Town a jacket, 2022 01:36:57.079 --> 01:36:58.079 just being an asshole. 2023 01:36:58.199 --> 01:36:59.479 Like I don't like this guy. 2024 01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:02.680 Suck in medicine bottles and pumping them up full of 2025 01:37:02.920 --> 01:37:04.760 meds he ain't punch, and no boulders. 2026 01:37:04.800 --> 01:37:06.960 This guy's a bitch yep yeah, yep. 2027 01:37:07.920 --> 01:37:15.479 Anyway, I'm probably gonna finish it. Yes, I need to. 2028 01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:16.079 It is. 2029 01:37:16.520 --> 01:37:18.399 It is a rite of passage for me to finish 2030 01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:21.600 this game. I also think, for the record, i'm critiquing 2031 01:37:21.760 --> 01:37:24.840 like the original concept, story and characters, which I think 2032 01:37:24.880 --> 01:37:28.960 are a little muddier and I prefer the Resident Evil universe. 2033 01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:32.239 This is still an extraordinarily quality remake and game that 2034 01:37:32.279 --> 01:37:34.560 I'm very excited about. So yes, I'm w one hundred 2035 01:37:34.560 --> 01:37:38.239 percent finish this game. But I yeah, I struggle with 2036 01:37:38.359 --> 01:37:40.800 the same things I struggled with with the original, which 2037 01:37:40.880 --> 01:37:44.920 is just like unlikable people left and right. Also, like 2038 01:37:45.079 --> 01:37:47.319 the little girl in this game who's constantly stepping on 2039 01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:49.520 your hand or kicking your keys when you're trying to 2040 01:37:49.560 --> 01:37:53.479 reach for them. She sucks too. There ain't anyone redeemable 2041 01:37:53.520 --> 01:37:57.000 in this game. Everyone sucks like there's no one going. 2042 01:37:57.119 --> 01:37:59.119 You never come across to anyone, and you're like, I 2043 01:37:59.359 --> 01:38:01.600 like them, I hope that we can save them. Everyone 2044 01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:05.840 everyone sucks, whole town sucks. Some kind of there has 2045 01:38:05.920 --> 01:38:08.800 to be some kind of theme here. Yeah, like everybody 2046 01:38:09.000 --> 01:38:13.960 is everybody is bad, nobody is good, you are miserable. 2047 01:38:14.479 --> 01:38:15.079 Get through it. 2048 01:38:16.840 --> 01:38:19.439 Sounds I I I do want to finish it as well. 2049 01:38:19.479 --> 01:38:20.239 I like that I played. 2050 01:38:20.319 --> 01:38:23.039 But Mary, I think we have very similar opinions in 2051 01:38:23.079 --> 01:38:25.680 Silent Hill, like respect it. No, it's a good series, 2052 01:38:25.760 --> 01:38:26.960 but not necessarily for us. 2053 01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:30.640 It's just not something I'm like looking forward to dealing with. 2054 01:38:30.880 --> 01:38:32.760 When I see a character and I'm like, this bitch 2055 01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:36.880 is gonna piss me off? Yeah, and she does every time. 2056 01:38:37.119 --> 01:38:40.159 The girl that I these cut scenes, the napping girl, 2057 01:38:40.720 --> 01:38:43.119 I should know her name, but I forget. It's not Mary, 2058 01:38:43.159 --> 01:38:43.760 it's not my wife. 2059 01:38:43.800 --> 01:38:44.520 It's a different name. 2060 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:49.000 So, Yes, it's very similar. Yes, it's Maria and every 2061 01:38:49.039 --> 01:38:57.960 one of her uh lines, it's delivered like this, don't 2062 01:38:58.000 --> 01:38:58.119 you know? 2063 01:38:59.319 --> 01:39:00.560 Talk hear me out? 2064 01:39:02.680 --> 01:39:03.560 Hey this? 2065 01:39:07.079 --> 01:39:13.399 God, have you ever met a woman? Name a woman? 2066 01:39:18.119 --> 01:39:25.479 I just feel that this game could be funner. 2067 01:39:26.760 --> 01:39:27.720 You do that very well. 2068 01:39:28.520 --> 01:39:29.319 I hate her? 2069 01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:33.159 You do it? Really? Yeah? You for hating her. You 2070 01:39:33.399 --> 01:39:33.760 nailed it. 2071 01:39:34.600 --> 01:39:39.880 I'm just joking with you. God, I don't like it. 2072 01:39:40.039 --> 01:39:41.279 I don't like being this person. 2073 01:39:43.640 --> 01:39:49.239 Okay, do you want to do emails? Sure? Okay. As usual, 2074 01:39:49.319 --> 01:39:52.119 you can write into fire Escape cast at gmail dot 2075 01:39:52.199 --> 01:39:56.520 com for questions, comments, photos of on the top. Any 2076 01:39:56.600 --> 01:39:59.039 of this stuff is fair game. All the stars are here, 2077 01:39:59.319 --> 01:39:59.960 all the stars. 2078 01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:00.720 Uh. 2079 01:40:01.520 --> 01:40:04.119 We have a couple of questions tonight, and the first 2080 01:40:04.159 --> 01:40:08.000 one is from a frequent emailer, Wes. It's a short one, 2081 01:40:08.079 --> 01:40:09.720 but it's a it's a sweet one. Literally. 2082 01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:12.359 We need we need more emails as well, so send 2083 01:40:12.399 --> 01:40:13.279 in more emails. 2084 01:40:14.079 --> 01:40:16.359 We got the week where Mike was gone and I 2085 01:40:16.439 --> 01:40:18.439 scrambled and put together emails for the last second. 2086 01:40:18.479 --> 01:40:21.880 I grabbed like eight emails. Yep. I don't know what 2087 01:40:23.199 --> 01:40:25.199 full episode yet, so or any of it. 2088 01:40:26.119 --> 01:40:27.000 Yeah, send more emails. 2089 01:40:28.960 --> 01:40:34.479 Uh, And then uh, okay, never mind, okay, making sure 2090 01:40:34.479 --> 01:40:36.159 I wasn't duplicating one. Yeah, this's Mary. I want to 2091 01:40:36.159 --> 01:40:40.119 read this first quick one from Wes from Baltimore. Yes, 2092 01:40:40.520 --> 01:40:44.279 do you have the knock up? I just saw the 2093 01:40:44.399 --> 01:40:45.640 logo come pop back up. 2094 01:40:45.840 --> 01:40:49.800 Hello, kit cats are significantly better frozen. Do you prefer 2095 01:40:49.920 --> 01:40:52.479 any candy frozen? Thanks Wes from Baltimore. 2096 01:40:52.800 --> 01:40:58.159 Peeps nerves are way better for nerds. Yeah, they're already 2097 01:40:58.319 --> 01:40:58.760 rock hard. 2098 01:41:00.279 --> 01:41:02.880 They had to take about of blizzards because they just 2099 01:41:02.960 --> 01:41:05.039 took am out of blizzards because they would just break kids. 2100 01:41:05.800 --> 01:41:08.800 It doesn't make any really. Yeah, yeah, I was like bad. 2101 01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:10.520 I mean it tasted good. I've had them, but like 2102 01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:15.640 that's sick. Peeps are awesome for Oh yeah, they get 2103 01:41:15.760 --> 01:41:18.439 like way chewier you know what you think? Peeps made 2104 01:41:18.479 --> 01:41:20.560 me think of marshmallows and Mary Baka. 2105 01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:22.800 I we were decorating the Christmas tree and stuff recently, 2106 01:41:22.880 --> 01:41:25.359 and you brought us that nice hot chocolate from Portland 2107 01:41:25.680 --> 01:41:28.279 and we put the big ass marshmallows in there and 2108 01:41:28.399 --> 01:41:30.880 whipped cream on top. And oh, I don't think I 2109 01:41:30.960 --> 01:41:33.000 realized how much of a fan of like marshmallows and 2110 01:41:33.039 --> 01:41:35.439 hon chocolate I could be. I've never I barely had 2111 01:41:35.520 --> 01:41:38.960 hot chocolate my wife, and that was fantastic, especially like 2112 01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:42.600 cold Minnesota winter like hot chocolate and marshmallows like that 2113 01:41:42.760 --> 01:41:43.439 as good as hell. 2114 01:41:43.560 --> 01:41:43.840 Thank you. 2115 01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:47.880 I appreciate that. Note that's it should be Moonstruck. So 2116 01:41:48.039 --> 01:41:50.960 anyone who's looking for the brand Moonstruck, we. 2117 01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:54.039 Watched that movie over Thanksgiving break at my parents. 2118 01:41:54.520 --> 01:41:55.880 No, it's not based on the movie. 2119 01:41:56.000 --> 01:41:58.840 No, I know this is funny. I forgot to mention 2120 01:41:58.920 --> 01:42:01.640 that because I haven't seen you guys giving. Yeah with 2121 01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:04.760 shared Nicholas Cage, what do you mean but share? What 2122 01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:08.279 other Moonstruck is there? Yeah? The third best movie made ever, 2123 01:42:08.960 --> 01:42:14.840 ever made ever. If you can't tell, I'm still jet 2124 01:42:14.920 --> 01:42:16.640 lagged anyway. 2125 01:42:16.920 --> 01:42:19.079 Yeah, it's a very good brand of hot chocolate. And 2126 01:42:19.479 --> 01:42:21.600 my I always say this every time someone's like, I 2127 01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:23.319 love the hot chocolate, which people usually do when I 2128 01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:24.479 give it to them as a gift, and I always 2129 01:42:24.520 --> 01:42:27.840 say it's the it's the gift that Obama usually gives 2130 01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:30.520 people when he gives them chocolate. He gives the Moonstruck chocolate. 2131 01:42:30.680 --> 01:42:31.880 So it's good chocolate. 2132 01:42:32.039 --> 01:42:36.159 Yeah, one hand makes it. Really, it's some moon Struck 2133 01:42:36.279 --> 01:42:42.199 yo oh oh big guy judging me about movies I watch. 2134 01:42:43.720 --> 01:42:47.560 But I'm talking about I don't know. Have you seen Moonstruck? 2135 01:42:49.479 --> 01:42:52.800 Are you wondering to you? Have you seen Moonstruck? 2136 01:42:53.159 --> 01:42:54.840 No, nobody's seen it but you. 2137 01:42:55.279 --> 01:42:59.359 And it's just so much true. Did she really? Yeah? 2138 01:42:59.359 --> 01:43:03.439 I think she wanted to for that phenomenal It's just 2139 01:43:03.560 --> 01:43:06.239 so funny, like has a wooden hand in it. 2140 01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:09.560 If you haven't seen that movie, that's a really funny 2141 01:43:09.960 --> 01:43:11.439 thing to say about the chalk. 2142 01:43:12.439 --> 01:43:14.119 No, it's not. It's not a wooden hand. It's like 2143 01:43:14.119 --> 01:43:18.159 a gloved thing. He stirs it with his wooden hand. 2144 01:43:18.520 --> 01:43:24.119 He yeah, spoon, is that gross? 2145 01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:30.039 It's not my skin, This is my wooden hand. Spoon. 2146 01:43:31.119 --> 01:43:35.399 Reese is not rageous. Is much better. Frozen cups in general. 2147 01:43:35.600 --> 01:43:40.399 Cups and anything is usually especially I. 2148 01:43:41.800 --> 01:43:48.039 Like chewy chocolate chip cookies in the fridge after well, 2149 01:43:48.119 --> 01:43:53.439 I mean, I don't eat them in the fridge. But guys, 2150 01:43:53.479 --> 01:43:56.199 I've generately had zero drops of alcohol today. I am 2151 01:43:56.399 --> 01:43:58.560 just like still on French time. 2152 01:43:58.840 --> 01:44:01.399 In the middle of the night, I got up and 2153 01:44:01.600 --> 01:44:04.199 shot an elephant in my pajamas. How the elephant got 2154 01:44:04.279 --> 01:44:05.720 in my pajamas? I have no idea. 2155 01:44:08.920 --> 01:44:10.359 Oh, shit. I forgot to tell you, guys, we have 2156 01:44:10.439 --> 01:44:12.359 to we have a visit with a cat doctor tomorrow. 2157 01:44:13.479 --> 01:44:19.319 How that cat became a doctor as anybody's guys. Uh 2158 01:44:20.000 --> 01:44:20.279 you guys. 2159 01:44:20.920 --> 01:44:22.840 He heard the Norm thing when he was on coding 2160 01:44:23.199 --> 01:44:24.960 and he was like, yeah, I what the doctor and 2161 01:44:25.079 --> 01:44:28.119 my cat was sick and uhyah. Turned out I had 2162 01:44:28.239 --> 01:44:30.439 like some tumor. It was cancerous. And the doctor says, 2163 01:44:30.640 --> 01:44:32.760 I got bad news and good news. The bad news 2164 01:44:32.880 --> 01:44:34.720 is based I want to see from this tumor. It's 2165 01:44:34.760 --> 01:44:37.520 only got three months to live. The good news is 2166 01:44:38.199 --> 01:44:39.319 it's just a cat. 2167 01:44:43.319 --> 01:44:46.760 That's fucked. I don't like it. I'm not Oh, Norm 2168 01:44:46.800 --> 01:44:53.479 said something you don't likes, never saying thing well wow, 2169 01:44:54.079 --> 01:44:56.960 some more defended people have said things I don't like. 2170 01:44:57.479 --> 01:44:59.479 You have to be able to laugh at the darkest 2171 01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:02.479 things among us. I was also just gonna say, girl, Scout, 2172 01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:06.239 thin mint's are so good in the freezer. This is 2173 01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:10.439 common knowledge. I am not educating anyone on thin mints 2174 01:45:10.479 --> 01:45:13.399 in the freezer, but I mean, I actually don't think 2175 01:45:13.439 --> 01:45:16.359 I could have them. I really That's the first thing 2176 01:45:16.399 --> 01:45:17.840 I do when I buy them, I say thank you 2177 01:45:18.000 --> 01:45:19.800 very much. I give them the money they give me 2178 01:45:19.840 --> 01:45:21.760 the cookies. They go right in the freezer. I don't 2179 01:45:21.880 --> 01:45:24.680 do not exist on the counter in the freezer. 2180 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:29.920 Feer Mint in general, I think tastes better when it's 2181 01:45:30.039 --> 01:45:31.319 cooler in most forms. 2182 01:45:32.359 --> 01:45:36.800 Patty's freezer, Like, if it's mint in chocolate, it goes 2183 01:45:36.880 --> 01:45:37.479 in the freezer. 2184 01:45:38.039 --> 01:45:39.960 Mint ice cream is better cold. 2185 01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:42.920 Strawberry ice cream best melted. 2186 01:45:44.439 --> 01:45:45.920 Yeah, I like to scoop it. 2187 01:45:46.079 --> 01:45:49.800 It's my fingers in a movie theater. 2188 01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:55.399 Oh her wooden hands sucking strawberry ice cream popper or 2189 01:45:55.520 --> 01:46:06.079 cedar fingers. Oh my goodness, that's my things. A US. 2190 01:46:08.880 --> 01:46:12.640 Snickers ice cream bars or Snickers Normal better ice cream bars? 2191 01:46:12.760 --> 01:46:13.399 I think I do too. 2192 01:46:13.399 --> 01:46:15.279 I mean Snickers Normal is like the purple candy bar. 2193 01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:17.079 But I think Snickers ice cream is like, Wow, you 2194 01:46:17.159 --> 01:46:18.399 made this better with ice cream. 2195 01:46:18.680 --> 01:46:21.199 It depends on the environment. I would say on a 2196 01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:23.520 warm day, of course it would be ice cream. But 2197 01:46:23.560 --> 01:46:25.560 if it's like the middle of winter, I would choose 2198 01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:27.680 a regular Snickers. It's weather dependent. 2199 01:46:28.079 --> 01:46:29.800 Well, I think ice cream bar I had was there 2200 01:46:29.880 --> 01:46:32.079 was like one hundred degrees in Oklahoma heading to my 2201 01:46:32.159 --> 01:46:34.600 sister's wedding this summer, and it's like looking at stuff 2202 01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:36.119 to get in the gas stations, like, oh man, a 2203 01:46:36.199 --> 01:46:38.520 Snicker's ice cream bar one hundred degrees in the middle 2204 01:46:38.560 --> 01:46:40.520 of nowhere, like that is the perfect snack right there. 2205 01:46:40.800 --> 01:46:43.920 But you're right, if it's like dead of winter, maybe standard. 2206 01:46:45.880 --> 01:46:48.279 I think we probably talked about this on the The 2207 01:46:48.319 --> 01:46:52.000 Bonus video where we ranked or tear listed candy. But 2208 01:46:52.840 --> 01:46:54.600 I think I agree with you. The Snickers is the 2209 01:46:54.680 --> 01:46:59.279 ideal candy bar because I love fast breaks. What's the 2210 01:46:59.359 --> 01:47:04.079 five five? I love both of those, but I feel 2211 01:47:04.159 --> 01:47:07.399 like there's diminishing returns when you just start stacking it 2212 01:47:07.600 --> 01:47:11.119 and it removes from the like purity of the Snickers 2213 01:47:11.239 --> 01:47:12.399 when there's too much going on. 2214 01:47:12.560 --> 01:47:14.520 It's just the ratio of everything with the Snickers is 2215 01:47:14.600 --> 01:47:17.159 so perfect. It's I would not change this single. 2216 01:47:17.239 --> 01:47:19.720 I'm the Milky Way girl. I just I just don't 2217 01:47:19.760 --> 01:47:20.920 always want peanuts that just. 2218 01:47:20.960 --> 01:47:25.359 New getting caramel three Musketeers. People like those are psychos. 2219 01:47:25.840 --> 01:47:28.399 Yeah, I like Milky Way three much clear the same thing. 2220 01:47:28.720 --> 01:47:31.479 Oh like my go to that was where I went. 2221 01:47:31.640 --> 01:47:33.640 I don't think. I don't think I've ever bought a 2222 01:47:33.680 --> 01:47:36.239 Snickers in a drug store or anything like. I don't 2223 01:47:36.239 --> 01:47:38.520 think i've ever been I've never been in a Kroger 2224 01:47:39.079 --> 01:47:41.159 checking out and been like, I gotta get a Snickers. No, 2225 01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:44.840 of course I've had a Snickers. Oh I eat them 2226 01:47:44.840 --> 01:47:47.199 in like Halloween candy bags, right like I would get 2227 01:47:47.199 --> 01:47:49.960 the mini Snickers and eat the minis and stuff like that. 2228 01:47:50.520 --> 01:47:55.039 I've had Snickers purchased for me. I've never made a 2229 01:47:55.199 --> 01:47:57.840 conscious decision to be like, as I'm checking out, be 2230 01:47:57.960 --> 01:47:58.960 like I will have a Snickers. 2231 01:47:59.000 --> 01:48:02.520 It was always like, sucked down a king size? 2232 01:48:03.199 --> 01:48:08.760 You have a suck down a king size? You sound 2233 01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:11.279 like a fucking troll under a bridge talking to me 2234 01:48:11.439 --> 01:48:11.640 like that. 2235 01:48:12.159 --> 01:48:14.119 Let's let's go to the bote guy. I'll get. 2236 01:48:16.439 --> 01:48:19.199 You have sucked on us knickers on a tube. 2237 01:48:21.920 --> 01:48:24.399 I'll let you through the tunnel if you suck down 2238 01:48:24.479 --> 01:48:30.079 that Snickers you got like this character. Have you guys 2239 01:48:30.119 --> 01:48:33.479 had the Emperor sized stickers in? What? What country do 2240 01:48:33.560 --> 01:48:37.920 they sell it in? Do they have emperors anymore anywhere? Uh? 2241 01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:40.880 Just as people. I don't think they go by that. 2242 01:48:41.199 --> 01:48:44.960 Okay, he changed, they changed the name, but the players 2243 01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:45.680 are the same. 2244 01:48:49.359 --> 01:48:51.760 Is like in line at a drug store or grocery store. 2245 01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:53.439 That's probably my number three. I probably a bought the 2246 01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:56.880 most Starburst and then Skittles and then snickers. 2247 01:48:56.920 --> 01:49:00.319 I think, are you twiddlers? Are you like your body show? 2248 01:49:00.920 --> 01:49:04.479 Have you adjusted to the your new diet without the 2249 01:49:04.760 --> 01:49:07.359 Halloween candy? Did you just did you confirm that's what 2250 01:49:07.399 --> 01:49:08.960 the problem was? Oh? Yeah, what was the problem that 2251 01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:10.760 was happening? There was something that was like you were 2252 01:49:11.159 --> 01:49:13.359 like having sugar with your awls after Halloween season. 2253 01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:15.239 Oh, it was the weird headaches when I moved my head. Yeah, 2254 01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:16.319 that's not happening anymore. 2255 01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:17.199 Weird headache. 2256 01:49:19.039 --> 01:49:22.800 Yeah, but you were in any direction it was like out. Yeah, 2257 01:49:22.880 --> 01:49:24.439 I guess that stopped happening. I haven't thought of that 2258 01:49:24.479 --> 01:49:29.279 in a while. Yeah. Good, didn't seem healthy. I'm just waiting. 2259 01:49:29.319 --> 01:49:31.119 I need time to move forward so I can get 2260 01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:33.359 on marathon training that which starts in May, because I 2261 01:49:33.399 --> 01:49:35.199 feel like I'm in a dead zone between here and May. 2262 01:49:35.239 --> 01:49:37.680 We're like, all right, and I'm gonna be unhealthy. 2263 01:49:37.760 --> 01:49:40.960 Probably have you not? I thought you started marathon training. 2264 01:49:41.119 --> 01:49:43.439 No, that starts in May. Marathons in October. 2265 01:49:43.479 --> 01:49:45.439 Oh, you finished the half marathon a couple of two 2266 01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:47.800 halfs this year, and now it's like that doesn't make one. 2267 01:49:47.880 --> 01:49:48.640 Now I'm kind of waiting. 2268 01:49:49.039 --> 01:49:50.720 Yeah, now, I'm just kind of waiting for Janny word, 2269 01:49:50.760 --> 01:49:52.560 like all right, I'll get onto like a daily you know, 2270 01:49:52.800 --> 01:49:55.119 the cardio thing, just so I'm ready for training in May. 2271 01:49:55.239 --> 01:49:57.479 But right now I'm in that weird holiday dead zone. 2272 01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:00.399 You're allowed to have a holiday dead zone. And I 2273 01:50:00.560 --> 01:50:03.720 encourage everybody who has like been like, hey, I should 2274 01:50:03.760 --> 01:50:06.199 probably get on that diet or like be on that 2275 01:50:06.439 --> 01:50:10.760 heavy exercise regimen. That's what January is for give yourself 2276 01:50:10.800 --> 01:50:14.600 a frickin' break and enjoy the holiday season. I also 2277 01:50:14.800 --> 01:50:18.079 struggle with this personally, and this is when I went 2278 01:50:18.159 --> 01:50:21.319 to the Ravens Manor one of their number one drinks 2279 01:50:21.399 --> 01:50:24.640 is essentially eggnog, and I was like, I just want 2280 01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:28.640 to try it. I let things go in December, live 2281 01:50:28.720 --> 01:50:29.159 your life. 2282 01:50:29.520 --> 01:50:31.239 It is striking, though I don't know if this is 2283 01:50:31.319 --> 01:50:34.079 just a getting older thing, but like the speed in 2284 01:50:34.199 --> 01:50:36.960 which you can go from like like like something like 2285 01:50:37.039 --> 01:50:39.840 cardio help and stuff like I think that stays that 2286 01:50:40.039 --> 01:50:41.960 lasts a little longer, but like the speed in which 2287 01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:44.399 you can like put on weight, Like you know, I 2288 01:50:44.520 --> 01:50:46.119 went from like the lowest weight I've been in like 2289 01:50:46.199 --> 01:50:48.039 over ten years when I was like finishing up the 2290 01:50:48.079 --> 01:50:50.239 marathon training to like it's not crazy, but you know, 2291 01:50:50.279 --> 01:50:52.800 I put on fifteen pounds probably since then, and it's like, 2292 01:50:52.880 --> 01:50:54.520 god damn, that gonna happen pretty quick, like a couple 2293 01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:57.520 months if you're like not actively working out regularly and 2294 01:50:57.720 --> 01:51:00.399 watch what you eat specifically, Like they can turn around quick. 2295 01:51:01.000 --> 01:51:03.880 And this only gets worse every year. It does not 2296 01:51:04.000 --> 01:51:08.159 get better. It will just get worse. Yeah, it will 2297 01:51:08.199 --> 01:51:11.720 get harder. You will just more easily put on weight 2298 01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:17.199 from now until the end of time, unfortunately, but it's 2299 01:51:17.279 --> 01:51:21.680 more motivation for you to stay on the uh treadmill 2300 01:51:21.760 --> 01:51:24.479 or whatever it is that fuels you. But I do 2301 01:51:24.680 --> 01:51:27.279 encourage people to give themselves a freaking break in December, right, 2302 01:51:27.439 --> 01:51:31.560 like have yeah, have the eggnog, have the have the 2303 01:51:31.880 --> 01:51:33.319 extra helping of mashed potato. 2304 01:51:33.439 --> 01:51:35.359 You know, enjoy yourself well and with what we do, 2305 01:51:35.520 --> 01:51:37.520 and like, you know, we all live I mean, Mike, 2306 01:51:37.520 --> 01:51:39.279 you're closer, but like you know, we live away from 2307 01:51:39.279 --> 01:51:40.800 our parents. So it's like typically we have a trip 2308 01:51:40.880 --> 01:51:43.920 home for Thanksgiving and then it's like, Okay, there's a 2309 01:51:43.960 --> 01:51:46.960 lot of eating like shit there and then frequently we're 2310 01:51:46.960 --> 01:51:48.600 going to the Game Awards and doing stuff like that. 2311 01:51:48.720 --> 01:51:50.520 In early December and then you get back, you have 2312 01:51:50.680 --> 01:51:52.720 maybe a week and then you go back for Christmas 2313 01:51:52.760 --> 01:51:54.560 and then you got New Year's parties and stuff. So 2314 01:51:54.680 --> 01:51:57.199 like December like for me, is always fucked, Like it's 2315 01:51:57.199 --> 01:51:59.319 almost impossible to stay on a good thing in December. 2316 01:51:59.439 --> 01:52:01.479 So like January, like I've never been the big like 2317 01:52:01.600 --> 01:52:05.239 New Year's resolutions always felt so arbitrary. But sometimes it 2318 01:52:05.319 --> 01:52:07.119 just works out schedule wise where it's like, all right, 2319 01:52:07.199 --> 01:52:09.119 that's when I actually will have time to like be 2320 01:52:09.239 --> 01:52:11.960 on a regular schedule. But I envy people, you know, 2321 01:52:12.079 --> 01:52:14.640 like Bonk. She travels all the time. You know she's 2322 01:52:14.720 --> 01:52:16.479 busy too, and like she is just so just like 2323 01:52:16.479 --> 01:52:17.800 I'm going to get this shit done, like that is 2324 01:52:17.800 --> 01:52:20.239 a top priority. Is like being healthy both eating and 2325 01:52:20.359 --> 01:52:21.840 working out, and like I look at her and it's like, 2326 01:52:21.840 --> 01:52:23.439 all right, I don't have an excuse, Like it can 2327 01:52:23.479 --> 01:52:23.800 be done. 2328 01:52:24.119 --> 01:52:25.880 Like I'm just giving myself excuses. 2329 01:52:26.159 --> 01:52:30.439 So yeah, I appreciate the dedication. Just don't forget to 2330 01:52:30.640 --> 01:52:31.680 enjoy your Christmas. 2331 01:52:32.079 --> 01:52:35.600 Yes, yes, uh, thank you, wes Dan. You want to 2332 01:52:35.600 --> 01:52:39.880 read this one from Morgan? Yes, high Fire or skip cast. 2333 01:52:39.920 --> 01:52:42.800 Do you guys have any blanket statements something that you 2334 01:52:42.880 --> 01:52:45.159 think is true across the board with no exceptions. Some 2335 01:52:45.319 --> 01:52:48.239 example of some examples of mine. If there is a 2336 01:52:48.359 --> 01:52:50.039 dog or a cat and a game that is not 2337 01:52:50.159 --> 01:52:52.479 an enemy and you can't interact or pet it, that 2338 01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:55.800 game is trash or not chose without cheese? 2339 01:52:56.000 --> 01:52:56.760 Is it not chose? 2340 01:52:56.880 --> 01:52:57.560 I do agree with that. 2341 01:52:58.199 --> 01:53:00.520 My husband would say any movie for an hour and 2342 01:53:00.560 --> 01:53:03.279 a half is too long. These can be about any topic. 2343 01:53:03.640 --> 01:53:05.319 Thoughts a long time listening to the cast near other 2344 01:53:05.359 --> 01:53:09.760 content platforms. Morgan, Thank you, Morgan. Blanket stavements with no exceptions. 2345 01:53:09.880 --> 01:53:11.479 They specifically said there. 2346 01:53:12.039 --> 01:53:15.239 I had one before I had to kind of make 2347 01:53:15.279 --> 01:53:18.800 an exception to my If a game, for instance, takes 2348 01:53:18.880 --> 01:53:21.640 three hours to get good, yep, then it's not a 2349 01:53:21.720 --> 01:53:26.319 good game. Metaphor kind of metaphor is different because it 2350 01:53:26.439 --> 01:53:28.319 was still decent in the first two hours. But like 2351 01:53:28.399 --> 01:53:32.600 I still believe, like if a game takes let's say 2352 01:53:32.720 --> 01:53:34.560 three hours to get good, I don't care how long 2353 01:53:34.640 --> 01:53:35.920 it is, it might not be a good game. 2354 01:53:36.079 --> 01:53:38.239 Anytime people say like, oh, yeah, give it like five hours, 2355 01:53:38.279 --> 01:53:40.479 and it's like yeah, I normally would say that as 2356 01:53:40.479 --> 01:53:44.279 a blanket statement, but like this year infinite wealth, like 2357 01:53:44.359 --> 01:53:46.479 that takes a while to get moving and then it 2358 01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:49.239 gets really good, and so I think there are exceptions 2359 01:53:49.279 --> 01:53:49.680 for that one. 2360 01:53:50.119 --> 01:53:52.960 Yeah, there are slow burns, and I can I'm all 2361 01:53:53.039 --> 01:53:55.439 for that, but it's like when something is actively pushing 2362 01:53:55.479 --> 01:53:58.479 back against my enjoyment for five hours. Sure, Infinite Wealth 2363 01:53:58.640 --> 01:53:59.880 was bearable for a bit. 2364 01:54:00.199 --> 01:54:02.199 Yeah, it was so funny and interesting and everything, but 2365 01:54:02.359 --> 01:54:03.880 like it doesn't open up for a while. 2366 01:54:04.479 --> 01:54:07.359 Yeah, what other blankets stay? I definitely have a bunch. 2367 01:54:07.439 --> 01:54:08.439 I'm sure that. 2368 01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:14.319 One that's similar to the uh, the writer's husband. My 2369 01:54:14.520 --> 01:54:17.319 blanket for movies is a bit more lenient than that, 2370 01:54:17.479 --> 01:54:22.600 but it is No movie needs to be three hours. Period. 2371 01:54:22.920 --> 01:54:25.000 If it's three hours, it could have been just as good, 2372 01:54:25.039 --> 01:54:27.199 and it could have been two hours and fifty five minutes. 2373 01:54:27.239 --> 01:54:29.600 Three hours is my cutoff. Every time I've ever seen 2374 01:54:29.640 --> 01:54:32.239 a movie that's three hours, even good ones, I've been like, 2375 01:54:32.439 --> 01:54:35.600 you could have you could have edited that from the ear, 2376 01:54:35.760 --> 01:54:39.319 could have you could have cut something one thousand percent. 2377 01:54:39.600 --> 01:54:42.079 There's no movie on earth that needs to be three hours. 2378 01:54:42.359 --> 01:54:43.560 That's how I feel. 2379 01:54:43.960 --> 01:54:46.960 Pretty extreme, but like I feel so ridiculous. 2380 01:54:47.000 --> 01:54:50.079 Good ones, right, prove it. I'm looking at right now. 2381 01:54:50.640 --> 01:54:52.880 Name it Lord of Ring's Return of the King sucks. Shit, 2382 01:54:53.640 --> 01:54:59.359 Green good, God, We Fall is good, Deer Hunter is great. Uh, 2383 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:00.600 titan isn't. 2384 01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:03.039 This isn't. This is a different argument, though, I'm not 2385 01:55:03.119 --> 01:55:06.920 saying they're not good. You know what I'm saying. I'm 2386 01:55:06.960 --> 01:55:10.359 saying that you could have cut five minutes, is what 2387 01:55:10.439 --> 01:55:13.279 I'm saying. I don't have you saying that a movie 2388 01:55:13.399 --> 01:55:17.119 is good only helps me. I'm still saying they could 2389 01:55:17.119 --> 01:55:18.479 be good if you just cut five minutes. 2390 01:55:19.039 --> 01:55:21.520 Sure, Like it's been a while since I saw Titanic. 2391 01:55:22.479 --> 01:55:25.199 I'm sure you could cut time from that, right a 2392 01:55:25.479 --> 01:55:26.239 hundred percent. 2393 01:55:26.720 --> 01:55:29.439 She doesn't need to look at it art bullshit. You 2394 01:55:29.479 --> 01:55:32.399 don't need the five minutes. You don't need that long 2395 01:55:32.520 --> 01:55:34.880 on the on the wood panel, one hundred percent. 2396 01:55:35.000 --> 01:55:37.600 You could the ship goes down, I you don't need. 2397 01:55:37.840 --> 01:55:41.600 Once that hits the propeller, for sure. 2398 01:55:43.439 --> 01:55:49.359 Climat the what other the Irishman was? Yeah, I didn't 2399 01:55:49.359 --> 01:55:49.880 like all. 2400 01:55:52.439 --> 01:55:55.159 It just didn't need it, and I just loved very 2401 01:55:55.319 --> 01:55:58.520 For me, I feel very strongly about this. Every time 2402 01:55:58.600 --> 01:56:01.479 a movie has a run time of three hours in cinema, 2403 01:56:01.640 --> 01:56:04.399 like in a movie theater, I'm always like, you are 2404 01:56:05.600 --> 01:56:08.960 you are really pushing it with me. That editor could 2405 01:56:09.000 --> 01:56:10.680 have just put in a little bit more juice and 2406 01:56:10.800 --> 01:56:13.960 cut out one more goddamn scene. That is a long 2407 01:56:14.119 --> 01:56:17.359 time for a person to sit and pay attention. Less 2408 01:56:17.399 --> 01:56:19.640 than three hours every movie forever. 2409 01:56:19.680 --> 01:56:22.359 It's always Scorsese now too. Killers of the Flower Moon, Yeah, 2410 01:56:22.680 --> 01:56:23.720 I saw it in the theaters. 2411 01:56:23.800 --> 01:56:26.159 I never put to suben theaters, and like, I was like, 2412 01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:29.079 not an off and Killers of the Flower Moon we started. 2413 01:56:28.800 --> 01:56:31.960 At ten pm and then by the time I got 2414 01:56:32.000 --> 01:56:33.800 to hour two and I like that movie quite a bit. 2415 01:56:34.479 --> 01:56:35.239 I was nodding off. 2416 01:56:35.760 --> 01:56:37.840 And there's a lot of bit. I'm not saying they're 2417 01:56:37.880 --> 01:56:40.439 not good. They can be phenomenal movies. I'm just saying 2418 01:56:40.479 --> 01:56:43.319 they could have cut out one scene or just trimmed 2419 01:56:43.399 --> 01:56:45.960 it and made it less than three hours. Three hours 2420 01:56:46.039 --> 01:56:46.760 is ridiculous. 2421 01:56:46.800 --> 01:56:47.039 It is a. 2422 01:56:47.159 --> 01:56:49.399 Ridiculous length for one piece of cinema. 2423 01:56:50.239 --> 01:56:54.600 Fucking come on, Appazheimer, like it says Oppenheimer's ever. Three 2424 01:56:54.600 --> 01:56:54.920 hours of. 2425 01:56:54.960 --> 01:56:58.079 Oppenheimer could have easily been under three hours. That movie 2426 01:56:58.239 --> 01:57:02.199 is god tear and it is too fucking log. Did 2427 01:57:02.279 --> 01:57:05.960 you do the ending where like, uh, they're like walking 2428 01:57:06.039 --> 01:57:08.000 towards each other in the grass and it just keeps 2429 01:57:08.039 --> 01:57:09.560 panning back and forth between them. 2430 01:57:09.479 --> 01:57:15.600 Like from Monty Python. Yes, if that would be a 2431 01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:18.439 really weird choice. If they did that with Oppenheimer with 2432 01:57:18.520 --> 01:57:22.000 three hours, I'd be into it. Yeah, well the show. 2433 01:57:22.279 --> 01:57:25.079 The show is basically the opposite of my argument. 2434 01:57:25.159 --> 01:57:27.920 You shouldn't be taking movies and making them three hours. 2435 01:57:28.039 --> 01:57:32.560 You need to be better. Right, good job, it's. 2436 01:57:32.439 --> 01:57:35.319 Not that's literally what I'm saying. I'm literally saying the 2437 01:57:35.359 --> 01:57:35.920 opposite of. 2438 01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:41.079 Food, food, culinary, drink, beverage, blanket statements that you guys have. Oh, 2439 01:57:41.760 --> 01:57:44.279 I mean there's well, there's regional stuff like Chicago. If 2440 01:57:44.359 --> 01:57:47.279 you have put ketchup or mustard on the hot dog, 2441 01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:49.840 or if you put yeah, ketchup or mustard on hot dog, 2442 01:57:49.880 --> 01:57:51.760 it's not a hot dog? Or is it just ketchup? 2443 01:57:52.279 --> 01:57:52.600 I don't know. 2444 01:57:52.760 --> 01:57:56.000 Neither of those are accurate though. Those are just hot 2445 01:57:56.079 --> 01:57:58.880 dog like. You can't you can't do that. 2446 01:57:59.239 --> 01:58:03.079 You can't can't you can't make that. Well, I'm saying 2447 01:58:03.119 --> 01:58:05.239 people from Chicago don't like it on there, but yeah, 2448 01:58:05.359 --> 01:58:07.000 it's still a hot dog. I don't think they'd argue 2449 01:58:07.000 --> 01:58:07.960 it's not a hot dog. 2450 01:58:10.600 --> 01:58:11.199 Cuisine. 2451 01:58:12.000 --> 01:58:14.880 I mean, I feel like there's things like, oh, all 2452 01:58:15.279 --> 01:58:17.399 things with olives are bad. But that's just me saying 2453 01:58:17.399 --> 01:58:23.039 I don't like all of what statement is right, just like, yeah, 2454 01:58:25.359 --> 01:58:27.199 I do agree with the one here that they said 2455 01:58:27.239 --> 01:58:29.640 in the email. Nachos without cheese is a nachos like 2456 01:58:29.680 --> 01:58:32.239 one hundred percent, Like cheese is more important than the 2457 01:58:32.399 --> 01:58:33.119 chips for me. 2458 01:58:33.359 --> 01:58:38.000 Yeah, you have to have melted cheese on nachos. 2459 01:58:38.159 --> 01:58:40.640 What Mike, I was I just I just started thinking 2460 01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:42.920 of some really funny ones, and I've probably said, like 2461 01:58:43.000 --> 01:58:46.640 anybody who has played Mass Effects six times is I 2462 01:58:46.800 --> 01:58:52.960 don't like them? Yeah, I've met some of those types 2463 01:58:53.039 --> 01:58:56.600 in that kind of old Yeah. That unlocked a bunch 2464 01:58:56.680 --> 01:58:58.960 that I probably actually said in my life. 2465 01:58:58.960 --> 01:59:01.439 I don't think i'd trust me like huge fan of 2466 01:59:01.520 --> 01:59:02.640 thirty seconds to Mars. 2467 01:59:04.039 --> 01:59:09.560 Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, question into bullying people, 2468 01:59:11.840 --> 01:59:14.039 I'm not saying they're bad people. I'm saying I they're 2469 01:59:14.079 --> 01:59:17.720 not for me. Yeah, I don't. I don't trust people 2470 01:59:17.760 --> 01:59:20.239 have played Mass Effects six times. I should say you 2471 01:59:20.319 --> 01:59:21.720 have to earn my trust if you tell me you 2472 01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:23.920 played Mass Effects six times through Yeah. 2473 01:59:26.720 --> 01:59:30.239 In game design, one of my blanket rules is is 2474 01:59:30.319 --> 01:59:33.279 if you're using wheelchairs to make an environment scary. That's 2475 01:59:33.560 --> 01:59:37.039 like so boring and and lazy, oh one like wheeling out, 2476 01:59:37.239 --> 01:59:39.960 Like yeah, I just hate it. There's like so many 2477 01:59:40.000 --> 01:59:42.279 other scary things that you could do in an environment 2478 01:59:42.479 --> 01:59:45.199 than like a wheelchair, which is just a very normal 2479 01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:47.159 thing that people need, and I just don't get it. 2480 01:59:47.279 --> 01:59:49.600 And so every time I see it, I'm always like, oh, 2481 01:59:49.680 --> 01:59:54.119 the person who designed this space is either not very 2482 01:59:54.199 --> 01:59:59.720 experienced or they're just not very worldly or thoughtful when 2483 01:59:59.760 --> 02:00:02.159 it comes as to how to scare people, like be 2484 02:00:03.359 --> 02:00:05.520 like think outside the box a little bit, and just 2485 02:00:05.640 --> 02:00:08.079 like a freaking wheelchair. I don't like that kind of 2486 02:00:08.119 --> 02:00:09.760 stuff usually when I see it in a space. 2487 02:00:11.279 --> 02:00:13.239 I don't think it'd be possible for me to enjoy 2488 02:00:13.399 --> 02:00:16.960 any visual novel. I don't know if that's the blanket statement, 2489 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:19.000 but just visual novels are bad for me. 2490 02:00:19.279 --> 02:00:28.560 It would be most novels. Maybe I do. Maybe I 2491 02:00:28.640 --> 02:00:28.960 just don't. 2492 02:00:29.399 --> 02:00:32.880 I do like reading it justs it takes so long 2493 02:00:33.079 --> 02:00:36.439 to read. I mean, I a fast reader. Books have 2494 02:00:36.640 --> 02:00:37.800 so many words. 2495 02:00:37.840 --> 02:00:41.920 Though you watch my face. You said it's it's probably 2496 02:00:42.279 --> 02:00:44.760 no visual novelists for me, really, and we were all 2497 02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:47.880 like I think me and micro both like visual or listen. 2498 02:00:48.439 --> 02:00:49.359 I like reading. 2499 02:00:49.720 --> 02:00:52.560 I've been reading this fucking Stephen King short story collection 2500 02:00:52.800 --> 02:00:55.000 for like a year because any recommended it to me. 2501 02:00:55.560 --> 02:00:57.760 I've read four of the short stories and liked them 2502 02:00:57.800 --> 02:01:00.279 all a lot, But it takes there's so many booking 2503 02:01:00.319 --> 02:01:01.039 words and books. 2504 02:01:01.640 --> 02:01:07.039 It's so long. Yeah, they're big collections for words. 2505 02:01:06.920 --> 02:01:09.159 Three hour movie in book form. Like when are you 2506 02:01:09.319 --> 02:01:10.600 like I'm not reading all that. 2507 02:01:11.399 --> 02:01:13.720 I mean, I've read some really long books before, and 2508 02:01:13.800 --> 02:01:17.479 I've enjoyed them. It's just it's like when it's not 2509 02:01:17.640 --> 02:01:20.159 part of your day, in your routine, it's like it's 2510 02:01:20.159 --> 02:01:22.560 that habit thing where it's just like if I just 2511 02:01:22.600 --> 02:01:24.439 got into the habit of like, okay, with my coffee 2512 02:01:24.439 --> 02:01:26.279 every morning, I'm gonna, you know, read while I drink 2513 02:01:26.319 --> 02:01:28.520 my coffee, then I'd read so much, I think, because 2514 02:01:28.560 --> 02:01:30.359 I really have enjoyed whenever I get into a book, 2515 02:01:31.039 --> 02:01:33.279 but it's just not part of my day, you know 2516 02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:33.720 what I mean. 2517 02:01:34.439 --> 02:01:36.720 Like it's become I've started to try and make a 2518 02:01:36.760 --> 02:01:40.479 habit out of my weekend. I've started enjoying a slow 2519 02:01:40.640 --> 02:01:43.079 morning where I wake up, I have a coffee and 2520 02:01:43.279 --> 02:01:46.159 like maybe a you know, whatever little breakfast snacky I 2521 02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:48.520 have and I read a chapter of a book. I've 2522 02:01:48.520 --> 02:01:51.439 been doing that on my Saturday and or my Sunday, 2523 02:01:51.560 --> 02:01:56.039 and I've really enjoyed that experience. But it's very difficult 2524 02:01:56.039 --> 02:01:57.399 for me. I know a lot of people who I 2525 02:01:57.439 --> 02:01:59.600 have a friend who reads in the shower every time. 2526 02:01:59.640 --> 02:02:00.640 They how are they read? 2527 02:02:01.039 --> 02:02:03.279 Everybody's got a good soggy? Is that laminated? 2528 02:02:03.399 --> 02:02:07.439 It's it's it's laminated, just like all of Mike's books, 2529 02:02:07.439 --> 02:02:10.800 you know, Yeah, it's it's a kick. I can't get 2530 02:02:10.840 --> 02:02:15.479 them sticky, the pages are always stuck together. 2531 02:02:15.680 --> 02:02:17.439 Yeah. I have to laminate my phone for the same 2532 02:02:17.520 --> 02:02:20.720 reason laminate our bed. 2533 02:02:22.479 --> 02:02:23.560 You slip over it. 2534 02:02:24.760 --> 02:02:28.239 Yeah, I'm so trying to, like and if there's any 2535 02:02:28.319 --> 02:02:30.680 tips here, I would love them, because like I would 2536 02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:33.239 love to get into the habit of working out every 2537 02:02:33.319 --> 02:02:35.159 morning and doing a slow morning where it's like whether 2538 02:02:35.199 --> 02:02:37.920 it's reading or breakfast without a phone, things like that. 2539 02:02:38.039 --> 02:02:40.239 But like from the moment I wake up, like my 2540 02:02:40.279 --> 02:02:42.840 alarm goes up at seven thirty, I just know there's 2541 02:02:42.920 --> 02:02:47.439 already like eight unread slacks, discords, emails, things like that, 2542 02:02:47.640 --> 02:02:49.680 and it's like I have to get to and then 2543 02:02:49.760 --> 02:02:51.600 like as the day goes on, and people actually start 2544 02:02:51.640 --> 02:02:54.920 waking up. Like if it's nine am and I'm on 2545 02:02:54.960 --> 02:02:57.600 a treadmill or something, I just know that it's piling up. 2546 02:02:57.640 --> 02:02:59.039 And by the time I get off the treadmill up 2547 02:02:59.039 --> 02:03:00.680 and I have like thirty things I have to like 2548 02:03:01.039 --> 02:03:03.960 look at or respond to content. So it's like, how 2549 02:03:04.039 --> 02:03:06.199 do you Because I'm like I see people like their 2550 02:03:06.239 --> 02:03:07.960 phones and stuff. I got a lot of friends. It's like, 2551 02:03:08.159 --> 02:03:10.960 I have thirty thousand unread emails and I have like 2552 02:03:11.079 --> 02:03:12.880 a thousand notifications for text. 2553 02:03:12.960 --> 02:03:14.600 Like that's insane to me. 2554 02:03:14.920 --> 02:03:18.920 If I see a notification, I cannot not address it 2555 02:03:19.039 --> 02:03:21.640 right away, you know, like, is there do you guys 2556 02:03:21.720 --> 02:03:21.920 have that? 2557 02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:27.000 I struggle with that. I mean, I don't think there's 2558 02:03:27.000 --> 02:03:30.560 a really solid answer for it besides practice. In my opinion, 2559 02:03:30.560 --> 02:03:32.159 I don't think that's a very sexy answer. But I 2560 02:03:32.239 --> 02:03:34.560 think my answer is is, like you have to have 2561 02:03:34.720 --> 02:03:38.520 the self control because what you're talking about, in my opinion, 2562 02:03:38.600 --> 02:03:42.960 is addiction. You have an addiction to, uh not having 2563 02:03:43.000 --> 02:03:45.680 any notifications. Do you clear your inbox at the end 2564 02:03:45.680 --> 02:03:46.000 of the day. 2565 02:03:47.560 --> 02:03:47.920 I don't. 2566 02:03:48.239 --> 02:03:50.640 I the second an email comes in, I address it 2567 02:03:50.720 --> 02:03:51.159 pretty much. 2568 02:03:51.319 --> 02:03:54.399 Yeah, I mean that's kind of an addictive personality situation 2569 02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:58.319 or like neurotic right like where I ain't going to 2570 02:03:58.359 --> 02:04:01.279 diagnose you, but the idea that you can't handle like 2571 02:04:01.439 --> 02:04:06.119 notifications not read, that can be a symptom of someone 2572 02:04:06.159 --> 02:04:10.600 who's like imperfect musk cleans, and and that is habitual 2573 02:04:10.720 --> 02:04:15.399 where you should really practice being okay with unread things 2574 02:04:15.600 --> 02:04:19.520 because the world goes on and it's also very important 2575 02:04:19.760 --> 02:04:22.159 for them to be able to wait for your response, 2576 02:04:22.239 --> 02:04:24.600 like it's healthy for you to be able to. That's 2577 02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:27.439 probably why you don't ever cook broccoli and stuff like that. 2578 02:04:28.039 --> 02:04:30.520 Yeah, well that's that's the thing is Like it's not 2579 02:04:30.600 --> 02:04:32.520 because I don't think I'm like necessarily addicted to like 2580 02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:34.560 you know, the tech part of it of a notifications, 2581 02:04:34.600 --> 02:04:37.199 I feel guilt over like if a friend to even 2582 02:04:37.239 --> 02:04:39.640 something that's like not work related or not actually important, 2583 02:04:39.640 --> 02:04:41.039 like a friend just like oh did you see Raw 2584 02:04:41.119 --> 02:04:41.520 last night? 2585 02:04:41.640 --> 02:04:43.640 Or something you see the New Day segment from Raw? 2586 02:04:44.159 --> 02:04:47.359 Like if I see that red notification there, it's just like, 2587 02:04:47.439 --> 02:04:49.199 oh God, they sent me this thing, and I'm like 2588 02:04:49.479 --> 02:04:51.880 being a bad friend. I need to respond and if 2589 02:04:51.920 --> 02:04:54.000 I just go about my day and do the things 2590 02:04:54.039 --> 02:04:55.399 I need to do, And so that's the thing. I'll 2591 02:04:55.439 --> 02:04:56.880 like pull out my phone and be like, oh, I 2592 02:04:57.000 --> 02:04:58.800 need to do this thing, and then I'll see all 2593 02:04:58.840 --> 02:05:01.279 these things pop up, and I'll like totally forget why 2594 02:05:01.279 --> 02:05:02.640 I pulled my phone out in the first place. 2595 02:05:02.720 --> 02:05:06.119 You know, Yeah, that's hard. That's a very difficult habit 2596 02:05:06.279 --> 02:05:09.359 to fight. And I also think, like I've also struggled 2597 02:05:09.399 --> 02:05:12.760 with that. I can do the opposite now where someone 2598 02:05:12.800 --> 02:05:14.960 will message me and I'll see a DM and I'll 2599 02:05:15.000 --> 02:05:17.239 be like, that's so sweet. But then I will forget 2600 02:05:17.319 --> 02:05:19.600 to respond, and then like three months will go a by, 2601 02:05:19.640 --> 02:05:21.760 and I'll be like, oh, I never responded to that 2602 02:05:21.840 --> 02:05:23.680 person because I didn't think about it at the time, 2603 02:05:23.760 --> 02:05:27.159 And then I harbor this guilt that I've never responded 2604 02:05:27.159 --> 02:05:29.880 to that person. But I don't Mike, maybe you have 2605 02:05:30.000 --> 02:05:32.239 something better for that. But my honest response is that 2606 02:05:32.720 --> 02:05:36.399 you should get into a daily habit of letting yourself 2607 02:05:37.479 --> 02:05:39.560 see it and then say I'm gonna make myself a 2608 02:05:39.600 --> 02:05:41.800 coffee or I'm gonna go have lunch or go for 2609 02:05:41.880 --> 02:05:44.000 a walk, and I'm gonna let it go and then 2610 02:05:44.039 --> 02:05:47.039 acknowledge over time that like nothing dies, we don't save 2611 02:05:47.159 --> 02:05:47.800 lives here. 2612 02:05:48.000 --> 02:05:51.560 Like the world goes on Yeah, anything truly important, you'll 2613 02:05:51.600 --> 02:05:54.119 get a call if it's an emergency that you should 2614 02:05:54.199 --> 02:05:59.000 to address right away. I mean I stopped like I'm 2615 02:05:59.079 --> 02:06:02.560 on Instagram is the only social media I ever use. Uh, 2616 02:06:03.039 --> 02:06:04.439 it's just like it. I think it is a matter 2617 02:06:04.520 --> 02:06:07.000 of just like cleansing what's really not important to you. 2618 02:06:07.399 --> 02:06:10.640 I I've been in a much better place the last 2619 02:06:10.680 --> 02:06:13.920 several years after you know, having Yeah, also needed to 2620 02:06:13.960 --> 02:06:15.920 clear my inbox and my inpot. My work in box 2621 02:06:16.039 --> 02:06:17.680 is pretty clean, but I also don't get nearly as 2622 02:06:17.720 --> 02:06:20.159 many emails now as I did at like Polygon, for instance, 2623 02:06:20.880 --> 02:06:27.960 which is nice, but it's still I think the people 2624 02:06:28.039 --> 02:06:30.720 that I truly care about would not be offended if 2625 02:06:30.760 --> 02:06:32.439 I take a bit to get back to them. The 2626 02:06:32.520 --> 02:06:35.239 people who would get offended. I don't think I have 2627 02:06:35.640 --> 02:06:38.039 many people like that left in my close circle, which 2628 02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:39.840 is nice. Well, I'll feel guilt with like. 2629 02:06:39.920 --> 02:06:42.159 Pr people I've never even met in person, where it's 2630 02:06:42.199 --> 02:06:44.479 just like I'll get a work email where it's like, hey, 2631 02:06:44.520 --> 02:06:46.119 we're really excited were renouncing this game. 2632 02:06:46.199 --> 02:06:47.960 We got a code for this would you be interested 2633 02:06:48.000 --> 02:06:48.640 in checking this out? 2634 02:06:48.680 --> 02:06:50.560 Like somebody I've never met with a game, I'm not 2635 02:06:50.760 --> 02:06:53.399 interested in I feel guilty if it's like I don't 2636 02:06:53.560 --> 02:06:56.119 like respond, or if I just kind of go somemo whatever, 2637 02:06:56.119 --> 02:06:58.279 it's like, ah, but like I think that's that's the 2638 02:06:58.359 --> 02:07:00.920 media thing. Like we get so many fun press releases 2639 02:07:01.000 --> 02:07:03.159 and emails and stuff. People are just trying to promote 2640 02:07:03.159 --> 02:07:05.000 their games, and it's like you have to kind just 2641 02:07:05.039 --> 02:07:05.960 ignore some of them. 2642 02:07:06.359 --> 02:07:10.439 Yeah, you do. I would also say, like, I don't 2643 02:07:10.439 --> 02:07:12.760 think there's any reason to feel guilty. I think, if anything, 2644 02:07:12.880 --> 02:07:15.840 that's you putting a bit too much importance on yourself. 2645 02:07:15.960 --> 02:07:17.760 And I don't mean that in a mean way. I'm 2646 02:07:17.760 --> 02:07:20.560 just saying like I don't think they're like stewing Riker 2647 02:07:20.600 --> 02:07:21.279 hasn't gotten back to me. 2648 02:07:21.399 --> 02:07:23.720 No, They've sent out one hundred plus emails. I'm sure 2649 02:07:23.840 --> 02:07:26.920 you blanket email. Yeah, I think it's more. It was 2650 02:07:26.960 --> 02:07:30.000 more for me, just like lately at least now it's like, 2651 02:07:30.359 --> 02:07:32.840 you know, I take most mourning. I played video games 2652 02:07:32.880 --> 02:07:34.720 most in the mornings now these days over coffee, and 2653 02:07:34.760 --> 02:07:38.279 then at night I read and study for class and whatnot. 2654 02:07:38.319 --> 02:07:44.159 But like, yeah, I let my like Instagram dms pile 2655 02:07:44.279 --> 02:07:46.760 up now and I don't care, Like I said, like, 2656 02:07:46.800 --> 02:07:48.239 I'll go through and see if any of them are 2657 02:07:48.279 --> 02:07:50.279 ones I truly need to respond to. I used to like, 2658 02:07:50.359 --> 02:07:54.279 get I have a bunch like several close friends that 2659 02:07:55.079 --> 02:07:57.560 send me dumb videos, and I it becomes a to 2660 02:07:57.680 --> 02:07:59.600 do list of mine to watch all them just so 2661 02:07:59.640 --> 02:08:02.800 I can responds like I don't. Again, if they were 2662 02:08:02.880 --> 02:08:05.159 truly important, it would have been a text or like 2663 02:08:06.039 --> 02:08:08.960 they would say like please watch this. Like if they're 2664 02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:10.800 just sending me them, I don't need to watch all those. 2665 02:08:10.920 --> 02:08:11.960 Yeah, I said, reminders. 2666 02:08:12.000 --> 02:08:14.119 If I see, like someone sends me a YouTube link, 2667 02:08:14.159 --> 02:08:17.119 I'm just like, remind me respond to this person later 2668 02:08:17.239 --> 02:08:19.119 on when I can actually watch this video. It is 2669 02:08:19.239 --> 02:08:21.319 like adding to your to do list, which is again, 2670 02:08:21.319 --> 02:08:22.840 these are not real problems, but it's. 2671 02:08:22.720 --> 02:08:25.640 Just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's I think it's thinking 2672 02:08:25.720 --> 02:08:28.279 of it. I found it helpful to it took some 2673 02:08:28.960 --> 02:08:32.319 discipline and practice, but getting away from thinking of it 2674 02:08:32.359 --> 02:08:35.199 as to do lists and actually like separating things I need, 2675 02:08:35.279 --> 02:08:37.880 shit I need to do, and stuff that's like I 2676 02:08:38.000 --> 02:08:40.560 don't really care that I missed this one skit from 2677 02:08:40.680 --> 02:08:43.199 that same Instagram channel that my friend always sends me. 2678 02:08:43.600 --> 02:08:46.840 I don't even like them to begin with, not the 2679 02:08:46.920 --> 02:08:48.159 friend that this like that. 2680 02:08:48.279 --> 02:08:49.600 I thought you would like that match a man at 2681 02:08:49.600 --> 02:08:50.560 the Eiffel Tower video. 2682 02:08:51.279 --> 02:08:53.000 I responded, I took a while a re spont of 2683 02:08:53.039 --> 02:08:54.640 that because I was in France when I was busy, 2684 02:08:54.640 --> 02:08:56.640 and I was like this, Dan won't be pissed if 2685 02:08:56.680 --> 02:08:57.319 I don't respond. 2686 02:08:58.800 --> 02:09:02.000 Necessary to respond, Yes, brother, yeah. 2687 02:09:05.239 --> 02:09:09.359 I'm getting there. I'll have a good mantra. Man. Is 2688 02:09:09.439 --> 02:09:13.119 that him? Was that him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. 2689 02:09:13.199 --> 02:09:16.439 Got another one. Dog people are just cooler than cat people. 2690 02:09:17.239 --> 02:09:20.520 Yeah, I have I have one. Dog people are more 2691 02:09:20.600 --> 02:09:22.199 emotionally needy than cat people. 2692 02:09:23.479 --> 02:09:26.439 No, I think we appreciate a pet that actually gives 2693 02:09:26.520 --> 02:09:29.039 us some like joy and love and isn't just being 2694 02:09:29.039 --> 02:09:33.279 an asshole. Yeah, you know, my cats give us joy, 2695 02:09:34.800 --> 02:09:36.479 walk around occasionally, look at you. 2696 02:09:37.039 --> 02:09:39.399 Yeah, they just keep putting their buttholes in the camera. 2697 02:09:41.359 --> 02:09:46.039 Yeah, fucking Razor just humps boxes and toys. 2698 02:09:46.239 --> 02:09:49.720 Look, Razor's nuts. But you can't say we're not talking 2699 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:50.319 about Razor. 2700 02:09:50.520 --> 02:09:53.239 We're comparing cats to dogs. Razor isn't involved. 2701 02:09:53.760 --> 02:09:55.760 Bring them up. Try to say a single bad word 2702 02:09:55.800 --> 02:09:59.039 about Gizmo. I dare you? Gizmo is not that great 2703 02:10:00.079 --> 02:10:00.680 freak show. 2704 02:10:01.439 --> 02:10:03.920 Look, look, Bank and I would both admit Fraser's insane 2705 02:10:04.039 --> 02:10:09.680 but floor licking toy humping. 2706 02:10:10.640 --> 02:10:15.000 Yeah, Jesse fucking I'm a Nator guy. I'm all for 2707 02:10:15.079 --> 02:10:17.720 the outsider. Actually, I don't know. Is Ralph Nader known 2708 02:10:17.760 --> 02:10:20.680 for bad things these days? I don't alive. I don't 2709 02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:22.439 know is he I don't know. 2710 02:10:22.680 --> 02:10:25.319 Maybe I should make political jokes Razors, like we have 2711 02:10:25.399 --> 02:10:27.600 the most fucked fucker category, Like Razor is just a 2712 02:10:28.399 --> 02:10:28.720 a dog. 2713 02:10:29.319 --> 02:10:31.920 I agree, Yeah, he's the man. I like him more 2714 02:10:31.960 --> 02:10:34.800 than giz Tell gizz I said that, Yeah, I will not. 2715 02:10:37.319 --> 02:10:41.520 I don't think I have any other blanket statements. Quilts 2716 02:10:41.560 --> 02:10:48.119 are nice, though, I think, come on, I mean, come on, 2717 02:10:48.640 --> 02:10:52.640 I deserve a bit more anti, come on, what's a quilt? 2718 02:10:53.319 --> 02:10:56.439 I feel like I was raised hearing a lot of 2719 02:10:56.560 --> 02:10:58.680 blanket statements, and I think that's maybe why I don't 2720 02:10:58.720 --> 02:11:00.640 have any. Is because as I got older, I was 2721 02:11:00.760 --> 02:11:03.560 like annoyed by, like, you know, my dad being like 2722 02:11:03.880 --> 02:11:06.039 whine is for high maintenance women, and. 2723 02:11:06.079 --> 02:11:07.159 It's like I don't like that. 2724 02:11:09.960 --> 02:11:13.079 As I've actually tried to, you know, evolve as a person, 2725 02:11:13.119 --> 02:11:16.159 it's like, maybe blanket statements aren't something that I subscribe to. 2726 02:11:16.479 --> 02:11:19.279 Feel like if we combed through Firescape. We'd probably hear 2727 02:11:19.359 --> 02:11:23.520 you making many blanket statements. Assumption that's a blanket statement 2728 02:11:23.560 --> 02:11:26.199 I'm making by saying that, but probably maybe not. 2729 02:11:26.319 --> 02:11:31.479 I think it's embedded into your subconscious, don't I'm subconscious. 2730 02:11:31.479 --> 02:11:32.760 I think it's just conscious, a. 2731 02:11:32.800 --> 02:11:35.600 Lot of conscious trying a lot of scraping them out. 2732 02:11:35.680 --> 02:11:37.079 And you know I go to therapy every week. You 2733 02:11:37.119 --> 02:11:39.439 know we're working on all that for decades. 2734 02:11:40.039 --> 02:11:42.960 Blanket statement. If you're bothered by your neighbors, it's best 2735 02:11:43.039 --> 02:11:46.600 to throw the whole damn house away, tell your house, yes, absolutely, 2736 02:11:46.880 --> 02:11:49.920 start anew, get rid of your life. 2737 02:11:51.039 --> 02:11:53.359 I have another one. Anybody who's played for Sona five 2738 02:11:53.479 --> 02:11:59.319 more than four times fucking sucks. This is one specific 2739 02:11:59.359 --> 02:12:06.840 person I'm talking about. I mean, you're probably right, this 2740 02:12:06.960 --> 02:12:19.840 is this is just a bit. Francisco sucks as a city. 2741 02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:26.199 Oh my god, I could not say that. Noisco I have. 2742 02:12:26.680 --> 02:12:29.520 I had fantastic experiences I realized. 2743 02:12:29.680 --> 02:12:31.760 I mean, we all met in San Francisco, we worked there, 2744 02:12:31.880 --> 02:12:36.720 but changed like I mean, San Fransco and New York 2745 02:12:36.760 --> 02:12:37.760 are not even in the same. 2746 02:12:38.560 --> 02:12:41.319 Changed my life. I do think like it's gone through 2747 02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:44.039 some ebbs and flows. But I think all cities can 2748 02:12:44.119 --> 02:12:46.079 go through ebbs and flows. I think it's unfair to 2749 02:12:46.279 --> 02:12:48.479 just essentially say like a city is like a dirt 2750 02:12:48.520 --> 02:12:48.960 bag city. 2751 02:12:49.119 --> 02:12:49.920 It's a blanket statement. 2752 02:12:49.960 --> 02:12:51.600 I mean, there's good people, and I had good like 2753 02:12:51.800 --> 02:12:54.000 they're gonna be good people and their good experiences. I 2754 02:12:54.039 --> 02:12:55.760 had great experiences, and I mean I meant you guys 2755 02:12:55.800 --> 02:12:57.479 have worked a job. I loved all that stuff. But 2756 02:12:57.520 --> 02:13:03.600 like city go sucks ass. It is the worst city 2757 02:13:03.640 --> 02:13:08.039 I've ever been to. Lot So there's long term or 2758 02:13:08.119 --> 02:13:09.479 short term to live. 2759 02:13:09.319 --> 02:13:12.560 In stood on the ground in. I think San Francisco 2760 02:13:12.600 --> 02:13:14.319 is the worst over the world. 2761 02:13:14.680 --> 02:13:18.159 Saying for someone who's as traveled as you, there's no 2762 02:13:18.279 --> 02:13:20.319 city I've been like, Man, I hate this place more 2763 02:13:20.359 --> 02:13:21.079 than San Franisco. 2764 02:13:21.159 --> 02:13:24.279 I here, here's a question. Do you truly think you 2765 02:13:24.359 --> 02:13:26.560 put in the work to explore San Francisco Pass like 2766 02:13:26.600 --> 02:13:28.800 the neighborhood you lived in where you work. Yeah, yeah, No. 2767 02:13:28.880 --> 02:13:30.239 I went out with friends all the time there. 2768 02:13:30.239 --> 02:13:32.600 I would go out the mission and you know all 2769 02:13:33.159 --> 02:13:35.359 you know, the north was North Cove, North Beach or 2770 02:13:35.520 --> 02:13:38.520 the you know, absolutely, I'm very social going out. I 2771 02:13:38.600 --> 02:13:40.199 want to see the city, and that's part of the thing, 2772 02:13:40.319 --> 02:13:41.880 is like I'd want to go, like, all right, tonight, 2773 02:13:41.920 --> 02:13:43.800 I'm gonna go downtown and I'm gonna, like, you know, 2774 02:13:43.920 --> 02:13:45.359 check out the restaurants there and stuff. 2775 02:13:45.119 --> 02:13:47.159 It likes are so good there. 2776 02:13:48.479 --> 02:13:52.239 That there should be better options. It's not there shut 2777 02:13:52.319 --> 02:13:57.199 down none of cheese for you. And in San Francisco. 2778 02:13:58.199 --> 02:14:00.520 At nine it's like, that's not true. 2779 02:14:00.680 --> 02:14:04.199 The public transportation sucks shit, Like well, yes, that that's 2780 02:14:04.279 --> 02:14:08.359 just America. New York public transportation was great that I 2781 02:14:08.399 --> 02:14:09.520 actually about San Francisco. 2782 02:14:09.600 --> 02:14:10.920 But the food, it's got some of them. 2783 02:14:12.960 --> 02:14:15.000 Any fucking city you go to, there's gonna be like 2784 02:14:15.119 --> 02:14:17.600 really good restaurants, and that holds true for San Francisco. 2785 02:14:17.600 --> 02:14:18.680 I've been to a bunch of you guys. 2786 02:14:19.640 --> 02:14:21.640 How much of Kentucky have you traveled to? 2787 02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:22.640 Uh? 2788 02:14:23.520 --> 02:14:26.720 The Jack Daniels Distillary is that in Louisville or No? 2789 02:14:27.079 --> 02:14:28.159 I think so, yeah, I drove it. 2790 02:14:28.279 --> 02:14:31.560 It's around there, and you know, those restaurants aren't fucking 2791 02:14:31.640 --> 02:14:35.479 crazy except for like the fried chicken options. I I 2792 02:14:35.600 --> 02:14:38.720 have lived a majority of my life in Ohio and 2793 02:14:38.800 --> 02:14:41.399 there are cities in that space that suck ass. And 2794 02:14:41.479 --> 02:14:43.960 the idea that you would compare them to San Francisco 2795 02:14:44.079 --> 02:14:46.880 and say San Francisco is the worst. You are not 2796 02:14:47.239 --> 02:14:48.960 as well traveled as you say you are. 2797 02:14:49.800 --> 02:14:51.279 No, I just know what I like it. When I 2798 02:14:51.319 --> 02:14:53.439 don't like you go to bumfuck Ohio. 2799 02:14:53.319 --> 02:14:55.520 And you tell me that that place is so much 2800 02:14:55.560 --> 02:14:56.520 better than San Francis. 2801 02:14:56.800 --> 02:14:59.000 If you told me I had to move tomorrow to 2802 02:14:59.199 --> 02:15:03.159 Ohioentucky or San Francisco last on the list, would one 2803 02:15:03.199 --> 02:15:06.199 thousand percent be San Francisco, Like I would go to 2804 02:15:06.359 --> 02:15:09.199 a random ass city in Ohio or Kentucky ten times 2805 02:15:09.239 --> 02:15:09.640 out of ten. 2806 02:15:10.000 --> 02:15:10.960 Unbelievable. 2807 02:15:11.359 --> 02:15:13.520 Oh wow, I didn't know we were so pro San 2808 02:15:13.560 --> 02:15:14.279 Francisco here. 2809 02:15:14.760 --> 02:15:17.840 Know, I want to fucking pick you up and drive 2810 02:15:17.960 --> 02:15:21.239 you to Cincinnati and put you in some fucking. 2811 02:15:21.039 --> 02:15:28.359 Bricks and you yes, I like the Midwest. I love 2812 02:15:28.439 --> 02:15:29.239 the Midwest. I was. 2813 02:15:29.359 --> 02:15:30.399 I grew up in the Midwest. 2814 02:15:30.920 --> 02:15:32.239 I know you stick at the. 2815 02:15:32.239 --> 02:15:34.920 Teet of Midwest, and I don't think that you actually 2816 02:15:35.039 --> 02:15:36.680 know what culture is. 2817 02:15:37.319 --> 02:15:40.600 That is just so good. I tried hard in San Francisco. 2818 02:15:40.640 --> 02:15:42.960 I would to so many restaurants, so many bars. 2819 02:15:44.239 --> 02:15:49.159 You tried, uh, like Fantasio hard to enjoy San Francisco. 2820 02:15:52.359 --> 02:15:53.479 Two and a half years. 2821 02:15:53.600 --> 02:15:56.920 I fucking tried very nice things I have great memories 2822 02:15:56.920 --> 02:15:59.359 of going down to Ocean Beach, I going to the 2823 02:15:59.479 --> 02:16:01.399 what's the pizza but Tony's Pizza or whatever, went there 2824 02:16:01.399 --> 02:16:03.920 a bunch with Mike and Tim and friends and stuff. 2825 02:16:04.399 --> 02:16:06.479 There are there are great things there, but on the 2826 02:16:06.560 --> 02:16:11.920 whole garbage town. I can. I absolutely see how San 2827 02:16:11.960 --> 02:16:14.760 Francisco like doesn't vibe with you, of course, but I 2828 02:16:14.800 --> 02:16:19.079 don't think it's it's it's not in a great place now. 2829 02:16:19.199 --> 02:16:22.159 It's worseo when I was there. You know, I don't. 2830 02:16:22.600 --> 02:16:30.479 Why don't fucking pine Cone say that you're living life. 2831 02:16:33.479 --> 02:16:38.479 I've been to. I think every major Mary just say 2832 02:16:38.520 --> 02:16:41.079 something bad about Minneapolis and make watch him for one 2833 02:16:42.239 --> 02:16:48.120 shithole one bridge. We have numerous bridges. You've got Central 2834 02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:53.079 Avenue Care. We have a bunch of wakes so we 2835 02:16:53.239 --> 02:16:55.159 can canoe and walk around. 2836 02:16:55.440 --> 02:16:59.799 And there we put inside canoe in all my life. 2837 02:17:00.360 --> 02:17:05.399 A pod and a kayak walk on the lake. 2838 02:17:06.399 --> 02:17:08.719 Could this summer because I had signed a surgery, I 2839 02:17:08.719 --> 02:17:11.040 would have been out there a lot like a stone. 2840 02:17:11.799 --> 02:17:14.319 At this point a good swimmer. If I had to 2841 02:17:14.399 --> 02:17:16.280 choose between s F and Minneapolis at this point in 2842 02:17:16.319 --> 02:17:18.959 my life, I would probably pick Minneapolis. 2843 02:17:19.440 --> 02:17:21.040 Name three types of trees. 2844 02:17:20.920 --> 02:17:27.920 Dan, pine elm, cone of fur. You fur, you mispronounced it. 2845 02:17:28.000 --> 02:17:29.799 And also that's more of like a group of trees 2846 02:17:30.000 --> 02:17:37.200 pine elm and weeping willow nice justish yeah, and leafy. 2847 02:17:38.920 --> 02:17:42.120 Green, barren brown stem. 2848 02:17:42.639 --> 02:17:42.920 Drunk. 2849 02:17:44.319 --> 02:17:47.200 I'm not saying I'm bear grilled. Just like living in 2850 02:17:47.200 --> 02:17:53.040 a place that's got nature, you're never in it. You're 2851 02:17:55.200 --> 02:17:57.319 look out in this window, would see a billion trees. 2852 02:17:57.479 --> 02:17:58.920 There's a pond, look up. 2853 02:17:58.840 --> 02:18:01.200 A two pm. Because you got drunk as ship. 2854 02:18:05.200 --> 02:18:07.280 Last night where I was coming from, why. 2855 02:18:08.920 --> 02:18:10.159 I just want blood now? 2856 02:18:11.200 --> 02:18:13.200 Wrestling with my friends last night, it was a good 2857 02:18:13.239 --> 02:18:15.719 time at the National Armory city to live in. 2858 02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:17.639 You can only do that there. 2859 02:18:20.000 --> 02:18:22.920 They don't. They don't broadcast wrestling to any other American city. 2860 02:18:24.479 --> 02:18:25.719 That's a National Guard armory. 2861 02:18:26.200 --> 02:18:30.200 Oh, what's a National oh Aiden Armory for the National Guard? 2862 02:18:30.280 --> 02:18:32.520 That's correct. Where there's guns all over the place. No, 2863 02:18:32.840 --> 02:18:35.200 just wrestling and my cannon's next to the ring. 2864 02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:36.399 No, no, not anymore. 2865 02:18:36.440 --> 02:18:37.280 Almost just said rink. 2866 02:18:37.840 --> 02:18:38.719 Yeah, that's the. 2867 02:18:38.760 --> 02:18:44.520 Hockey ring wrestling rink. Well, thank you, Morgan. The harmony 2868 02:18:44.600 --> 02:18:48.559 your question brought to the podcast That's Our Show, Episode 2869 02:18:48.600 --> 02:18:52.959 ninety six. I think yes, episode ninety six. It's fun. 2870 02:18:53.079 --> 02:18:53.520 That's right. 2871 02:18:53.719 --> 02:18:56.639 It's been four weeks since I last spoke to you well, 2872 02:18:56.680 --> 02:18:59.799 I mean recorded right, talk to you too much to say. 2873 02:19:00.239 --> 02:19:02.360 Usually when we do this, we like get started and 2874 02:19:02.479 --> 02:19:05.239 do the podcast right away. But when we started this call, 2875 02:19:05.360 --> 02:19:08.239 we actually like chit chatted for almost forty minutes, and 2876 02:19:08.280 --> 02:19:10.840 I think we did that before we actually started the podcast, 2877 02:19:10.920 --> 02:19:13.360 because sometimes you're just like, oh man, what have you 2878 02:19:13.440 --> 02:19:15.079 been up to? Like what's up, Bud, And then you're like, fuck, 2879 02:19:15.120 --> 02:19:16.360 we have to do the podcast, and so we like 2880 02:19:16.399 --> 02:19:19.239 actually start recording. That is such a sign that we've 2881 02:19:19.319 --> 02:19:21.600 missed each other, is that we like can't wait to 2882 02:19:21.719 --> 02:19:24.319 just catch up and like hot goss, I mean, you 2883 02:19:24.399 --> 02:19:25.360 guys gotta have it. 2884 02:19:25.520 --> 02:19:27.719 It's just so nice to do well before recording. 2885 02:19:27.719 --> 02:19:29.399 It's all the shit that we will not be able 2886 02:19:29.479 --> 02:19:31.440 to bring all about on the podcast. 2887 02:19:31.479 --> 02:19:33.680 Do you hate Who's on your death Note? 2888 02:19:33.920 --> 02:19:35.840 That's it. Half the time that one of us makes 2889 02:19:35.959 --> 02:19:40.840 a joke about somebody anonymous and the other two laugh 2890 02:19:40.920 --> 02:19:43.920 really hard, it's because we were talking about them by 2891 02:19:44.079 --> 02:19:45.879 name earlier started recording. 2892 02:19:46.000 --> 02:19:48.799 Yeah, we should do like a three hundred dollars tier 2893 02:19:48.920 --> 02:19:51.639 on the Patreon why did they just get the whole thing? 2894 02:19:52.000 --> 02:19:55.120 Yeah, but you can't believe it like it burns. It's 2895 02:19:55.159 --> 02:19:57.319 like a burn after reading thing. You can only listen 2896 02:19:57.399 --> 02:19:57.760 to it for. 2897 02:19:58.920 --> 02:20:02.440 No, I'll get can so people get canceled. 2898 02:20:02.479 --> 02:20:04.639 I think just people might find out what we think 2899 02:20:04.680 --> 02:20:04.959 of them. 2900 02:20:06.239 --> 02:20:07.520 Most people know what I think of that. 2901 02:20:07.719 --> 02:20:09.280 Yeah, we do not really like shy about that. I 2902 02:20:09.319 --> 02:20:11.600 don't think there'd be a lot of surprises, frankly. 2903 02:20:11.760 --> 02:20:15.959 No, that'd be yeah. I mean if like certain people 2904 02:20:16.200 --> 02:20:20.239 paid for that tier now they would probably. No, I 2905 02:20:20.440 --> 02:20:21.479 really don't. I like that. 2906 02:20:21.680 --> 02:20:24.920 I like doing that on on Twitch as well. I 2907 02:20:25.040 --> 02:20:27.040 have like there's lots of modes that you can do 2908 02:20:27.239 --> 02:20:29.799 where if you want to comment in someone's chat, you 2909 02:20:29.879 --> 02:20:31.879 have to follow them for six months. Yeah, and I 2910 02:20:32.120 --> 02:20:34.479 like that because that's my way of being like, if 2911 02:20:34.520 --> 02:20:36.479 you're such a piece of shit that you want to 2912 02:20:36.559 --> 02:20:38.920 comment something nasty in my chat, you have to follow 2913 02:20:39.000 --> 02:20:41.840 me in subscribe, give me money for six months, and 2914 02:20:41.920 --> 02:20:43.760 if you do that, you can tell me you don't 2915 02:20:43.840 --> 02:20:44.000 like me. 2916 02:20:44.280 --> 02:20:45.799 Yeah, you got to be for the long game if 2917 02:20:45.840 --> 02:20:47.959 you want to see that, really. 2918 02:20:48.040 --> 02:20:50.159 You're really committed hater to come for me. 2919 02:20:50.399 --> 02:20:52.079 Yeah, And then by the time that happens, like, all right, 2920 02:20:52.120 --> 02:20:54.280 you burn this, I go for it. 2921 02:20:54.399 --> 02:20:57.040 Bud, you tell me, you tell me you're mad at me, 2922 02:20:59.719 --> 02:21:00.600 I'll I'm listening. 2923 02:21:01.040 --> 02:21:03.440 I feel like all three of us are bad at 2924 02:21:03.719 --> 02:21:06.319 hiding if we don't like someone. So it's like I 2925 02:21:06.360 --> 02:21:08.559 feel like with any of us, if our listeners have 2926 02:21:08.680 --> 02:21:11.079 seen us on content or on podcasts with and we're 2927 02:21:11.120 --> 02:21:13.799 friendly with them, we're probably cool with them because it's 2928 02:21:13.799 --> 02:21:16.520 probably super obvious if it's true. 2929 02:21:16.639 --> 02:21:20.600 A different We all have different vibes to dislike though 2930 02:21:20.719 --> 02:21:22.879 as well, Like I think we have different levels of 2931 02:21:23.040 --> 02:21:25.280 like how we react and stuff like that. We all 2932 02:21:25.319 --> 02:21:26.399 have different volatility. 2933 02:21:27.440 --> 02:21:29.840 Yeah, I feel like when it's someone that I just 2934 02:21:30.120 --> 02:21:32.040 don't want to deal with, it's just like I just 2935 02:21:32.120 --> 02:21:34.520 don't want to. I'm not gonna pick a fight. I'm 2936 02:21:34.559 --> 02:21:36.680 not going to like, you know, confront them at a thing. 2937 02:21:36.719 --> 02:21:38.479 I'm just gonna like, I'm just not gonna think about 2938 02:21:38.479 --> 02:21:40.360 you or talk to you, you know, not gonna go 2939 02:21:40.360 --> 02:21:41.000 out of my way. 2940 02:21:42.799 --> 02:21:44.680 Or do you guys are are the fighters in the group. 2941 02:21:46.360 --> 02:21:50.440 I I can be confrontational, for sure. I don't. I'm 2942 02:21:50.479 --> 02:21:52.360 not physical anymore. Oh. 2943 02:21:53.840 --> 02:21:56.600 I remember there was a time in my life where 2944 02:21:56.600 --> 02:21:58.479 if Mike was upset with someone at a bar, we 2945 02:21:58.559 --> 02:22:00.799 were like, we gotta get them out of here because 2946 02:22:00.799 --> 02:22:02.200 he's gonna beat the ship out of this. 2947 02:22:05.159 --> 02:22:10.200 The headlines in Paris last week. Yeah, I've whipped him, 2948 02:22:10.520 --> 02:22:17.879 whipped someone's ass with a bag at dead Yeah, and 2949 02:22:17.959 --> 02:22:23.040 then poured chatting to Pop all over there, twitching dead body. 2950 02:22:23.879 --> 02:22:26.520 You never either of you have ever seen me in 2951 02:22:26.639 --> 02:22:27.760 an altercation. 2952 02:22:27.360 --> 02:22:31.079 And well, I think we pull you out usually, but 2953 02:22:31.200 --> 02:22:32.280 I either Mary. 2954 02:22:32.399 --> 02:22:35.000 We usually have an arm each in the marr aching. 2955 02:22:35.120 --> 02:22:37.639 You're like, oh, I can't punch and I'll kick these motherbuggers. Yeah, 2956 02:22:37.680 --> 02:22:41.520 you're gonna let Mary say this. Mary's right, picks. 2957 02:22:41.319 --> 02:22:43.520 Fights with every Jersey mom who tries getting into a 2958 02:22:43.559 --> 02:22:45.000 woman's bathroom. Listen. 2959 02:22:45.760 --> 02:22:50.000 That was a very unique situation where I was I 2960 02:22:50.239 --> 02:22:52.479 was offended how she wouldn't apologize. 2961 02:22:52.600 --> 02:22:53.239 I think I was. 2962 02:22:53.760 --> 02:22:56.159 I was more upset about the idea that I was like, hey, 2963 02:22:56.200 --> 02:22:58.840 you can't just come into someone's bathroom and she was like, oh, 2964 02:22:59.000 --> 02:23:01.520 I can't just come into the bathroom and was like 2965 02:23:01.639 --> 02:23:03.200 trying to fight me, and I was like, okay, now 2966 02:23:03.280 --> 02:23:04.360 I do have to fight her. 2967 02:23:04.760 --> 02:23:07.799 No, I had to pick you up and just move you. 2968 02:23:08.360 --> 02:23:15.360 I actually cardboard on Saturday, so what happened on Saturday? 2969 02:23:15.680 --> 02:23:18.120 Can talk about it? Yes? I can? 2970 02:23:18.399 --> 02:23:21.520 So you know how like usually we've actually just talked 2971 02:23:21.559 --> 02:23:24.000 about this. On Saturdays and Sundays, I like to go 2972 02:23:24.280 --> 02:23:26.360 to a coffee shop and have a little coffee and 2973 02:23:26.399 --> 02:23:28.239 maybe have a little snick snack and I read my book. 2974 02:23:28.799 --> 02:23:31.920 And I have gotten really accustomed to doing this is 2975 02:23:31.959 --> 02:23:35.360 a tradition now on weekends. And yesterday I went to 2976 02:23:35.719 --> 02:23:37.600 a little coffee shop and I got my little coffee 2977 02:23:37.639 --> 02:23:40.360 and my little snick snack and I sat outside and 2978 02:23:40.719 --> 02:23:44.159 a woman sat right next to me and lit a 2979 02:23:44.200 --> 02:23:47.680 cigarette and started blowing smoke in my face. And I 2980 02:23:48.159 --> 02:23:50.760 was like, hey, can't you just move down? And she 2981 02:23:51.040 --> 02:23:53.959 was like, I'm allowed to have a cigarette. And I 2982 02:23:54.200 --> 02:23:59.159 was like, actually you're not. Because this is a food establishment, 2983 02:23:59.239 --> 02:24:01.479 you were actually not allowed to have a cigarette. Literally, 2984 02:24:01.559 --> 02:24:05.399 as I'm eating my coffee cake, you're not allowed to 2985 02:24:05.440 --> 02:24:07.280 have a cigarette here. And she was like, well, I'm 2986 02:24:07.319 --> 02:24:08.719 not going anywhere, and I was like. 2987 02:24:10.600 --> 02:24:13.000 Cigarette and then start blowing out in her face. 2988 02:24:12.920 --> 02:24:15.680 So irritating. She also like asked me for a light 2989 02:24:15.760 --> 02:24:18.040 as she was smoking before this, she asked me for 2990 02:24:18.079 --> 02:24:19.799 a light and I was like, no, I'm not gonna 2991 02:24:19.840 --> 02:24:22.520 help you light your cigarette. I'm eating and so like 2992 02:24:22.719 --> 02:24:26.440 that was a fighting situation where like I did it, 2993 02:24:27.680 --> 02:24:28.559 I was pulled away. 2994 02:24:28.840 --> 02:24:29.319 You killed her. 2995 02:24:29.760 --> 02:24:35.879 Yeah, she's dead. Now she's buried. She's with the United 2996 02:24:35.959 --> 02:24:36.680 Medical CEO. 2997 02:24:39.360 --> 02:24:40.959 Someone pulled you away. I had to pull you away 2998 02:24:40.959 --> 02:24:41.200 from this. 2999 02:24:41.840 --> 02:24:44.600 I mean, listen, I wasn't gonna actually throw hands, but 3000 02:24:44.680 --> 02:24:47.479 I was told to move on and let it go. Uh, 3001 02:24:47.840 --> 02:24:51.079 But I was upset about it because you shouldn't smoke 3002 02:24:51.360 --> 02:24:54.879 near food establishments and fuck her, and I don't like. 3003 02:24:55.040 --> 02:24:57.799 I think what what enraged me about that situation was 3004 02:24:57.840 --> 02:25:00.520 I started it as, hey, can you smoke some somewhere else? 3005 02:25:00.799 --> 02:25:03.719 And her response was I'm allowed to smoke anywhere I want. 3006 02:25:04.280 --> 02:25:07.559 And that's not true and it's fucking rude, And that's 3007 02:25:07.680 --> 02:25:10.079 kind of what triggered me. It's the same thing with 3008 02:25:10.159 --> 02:25:13.040 the bathroom lady, which was I was like, that was 3009 02:25:13.079 --> 02:25:17.920 a pretty rude situation. But anytimeologizing for it, the audacity 3010 02:25:18.040 --> 02:25:20.200 of that woman coming to me and being like, oh, 3011 02:25:20.319 --> 02:25:22.479 I can't just go into the bathroom. You got a 3012 02:25:22.520 --> 02:25:25.520 problem with me going into your bathroom? I was like, yeah, 3013 02:25:25.559 --> 02:25:27.399 I fucking have a problem with that. And that was 3014 02:25:27.760 --> 02:25:31.200 exactly how I reacted yesterday, which was like, Oh, you 3015 02:25:31.280 --> 02:25:33.040 mean I can't just smoke anywhere I want. 3016 02:25:33.120 --> 02:25:35.680 Oh I can't do you argue with that guy at 3017 02:25:35.719 --> 02:25:36.559 the airport too. 3018 02:25:37.520 --> 02:25:41.680 Oh that was a big That was That was a 3019 02:25:42.120 --> 02:25:44.639 I was on the phone. I was on a call, 3020 02:25:44.719 --> 02:25:47.520 a work call at a restaurant at the airport, and 3021 02:25:47.600 --> 02:25:50.360 when I got off the work call, the guy was like, Oh, 3022 02:25:50.360 --> 02:25:52.200 are you finally done with your work call so I 3023 02:25:52.239 --> 02:25:54.319 can enjoy my meal? And I was like, you are 3024 02:25:54.440 --> 02:25:57.760 at an airport trying to have lobster bisk I don't 3025 02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:01.559 talk about your airport food experience, and everybody is on 3026 02:26:01.639 --> 02:26:03.520 the phone at an airport. You think I give a 3027 02:26:03.559 --> 02:26:05.920 ship that you had a really good quality meal. I'm 3028 02:26:05.920 --> 02:26:10.079 getting mad just thinking about the fact that that thought 3029 02:26:10.159 --> 02:26:12.639 that he was so righteous that I couldn't be on 3030 02:26:12.719 --> 02:26:15.200 a work hall while I was having a meal. And 3031 02:26:15.319 --> 02:26:18.000 I was like, you can maybe say, like I could 3032 02:26:18.040 --> 02:26:20.040 have been quieter on that call, but the idea that 3033 02:26:20.120 --> 02:26:23.399 I couldn't be on a call in a fucking airport. 3034 02:26:23.920 --> 02:26:25.799 Go to a Denny's if you want to have a 3035 02:26:25.879 --> 02:26:31.000 perfect dining experience, Dennis is perfect. Yes, don't go to 3036 02:26:31.239 --> 02:26:34.760 an airport and try and have a fancy meal and 3037 02:26:34.879 --> 02:26:38.600 tell me that it's too loud. I probably am the 3038 02:26:38.719 --> 02:26:40.879 most of us that's probably going to fight someone now. 3039 02:26:41.280 --> 02:26:44.520 But back in the day, it's like eight years ago. 3040 02:26:44.959 --> 02:26:48.079 Mike was eight years ago. Mikey was fighty. 3041 02:26:48.159 --> 02:26:51.920 Mikey, you've never that never happened though in front of you. 3042 02:26:52.520 --> 02:26:55.360 You haven't. I thought, I did you see it? 3043 02:26:55.600 --> 02:26:57.319 Oh God, we don't have enough time. 3044 02:26:57.840 --> 02:26:59.840 No, you didn't. I have. 3045 02:27:00.159 --> 02:27:02.280 I have seen you try and fight people, Mike. 3046 02:27:02.760 --> 02:27:06.399 When waiters, bartenders, random people at bars. 3047 02:27:06.559 --> 02:27:11.200 Yeah, I don't think people. Yeah, you. 3048 02:27:13.200 --> 02:27:17.559 Stare at them with your drink. Look, oh actually yeah, 3049 02:27:17.920 --> 02:27:20.600 wait to see if you can fight them. And the 3050 02:27:20.680 --> 02:27:23.479 most recent you'll say something under your breath just to 3051 02:27:23.559 --> 02:27:25.639 get them to try and fight you. And it happened 3052 02:27:25.680 --> 02:27:31.879 at a game awards two years ago, Game Awards, Game Awards. 3053 02:27:32.799 --> 02:27:35.680 What you were drinking at a game? 3054 02:27:35.840 --> 02:27:37.920 Yeah, Mike, I think you're always blacked out when this happens. 3055 02:27:38.079 --> 02:27:38.920 We see it all the time. 3056 02:27:40.520 --> 02:27:43.000 Wait at the game? Did I really do something like 3057 02:27:43.040 --> 02:27:45.319 that the game awards? Yeah, you rushed the stage and 3058 02:27:45.319 --> 02:27:53.399 start of talking about Bill Clinton. People don't know that 3059 02:27:53.559 --> 02:27:54.680 was you. Yeah, it was you. 3060 02:27:55.399 --> 02:27:56.719 Yeah, the resolution wasn't great. 3061 02:27:56.760 --> 02:27:58.479 What did I Who was I mean mugging at the 3062 02:27:58.520 --> 02:27:59.159 Game Awards? 3063 02:27:59.239 --> 02:28:02.120 So okay, sorry, I'm mixing up stories. You definitely were 3064 02:28:02.200 --> 02:28:03.799 spicy at the Game Awards once. But the one I 3065 02:28:03.959 --> 02:28:05.959 remember is when you said I don't like your hat. 3066 02:28:06.680 --> 02:28:10.600 Oh you weren't there for that though, I maybe was 3067 02:28:10.680 --> 02:28:14.639 there and that was yeah, that was yeah, that I'm 3068 02:28:14.680 --> 02:28:16.079 proud of that one. That was a funny line to 3069 02:28:16.159 --> 02:28:17.719 start a fight. I hate your hat. 3070 02:28:17.920 --> 02:28:19.639 How would you feel if you guys like came here 3071 02:28:19.719 --> 02:28:21.280 for a Game Awards and we went to a bar 3072 02:28:21.680 --> 02:28:24.079 and I just beat a bunch of people's asses at 3073 02:28:24.079 --> 02:28:24.280 the bar. 3074 02:28:24.879 --> 02:28:27.520 I couldn't imagine. You're the sweetest person. I think you 3075 02:28:27.600 --> 02:28:29.479 were the person to get beat up between the three 3076 02:28:29.520 --> 02:28:34.200 of us somehow have not ever, I think if anyone 3077 02:28:34.319 --> 02:28:35.879 was to get beat up, it would be you. If 3078 02:28:35.920 --> 02:28:39.200 anyone would get punched just for running their mouth, it's 3079 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:41.159 probably me, And if anyone were to get into a 3080 02:28:41.239 --> 02:28:42.639 full on boxing match, it's Mike. 3081 02:28:43.920 --> 02:28:47.760 Sure, Yeah, it's fair. I have well it was a 3082 02:28:47.840 --> 02:28:48.440 boxing match. 3083 02:28:48.600 --> 02:28:51.040 I wish we had like the influencer boxing stuff that 3084 02:28:51.079 --> 02:28:53.719 they had like we're not big enough names to like, No. 3085 02:28:53.920 --> 02:28:57.200 I want to I've got actual history in boxing. I'm 3086 02:28:57.239 --> 02:29:00.760 really I'm afraid i'd actually hurt people. I'm a big 3087 02:29:00.920 --> 02:29:04.479 deal back, you know, Like I would really just I 3088 02:29:04.520 --> 02:29:07.120 would really upset people by how much I beat the 3089 02:29:07.319 --> 02:29:08.159 get out of the other people. 3090 02:29:08.239 --> 02:29:10.479 Like I can name ten people right now that would 3091 02:29:10.520 --> 02:29:13.120 be amazing to just set you up against in a boxing. 3092 02:29:14.520 --> 02:29:19.079 People. I would like to punch it. A lot of 3093 02:29:19.120 --> 02:29:21.879 people I hate. I feel like Mike, You've got like a. 3094 02:29:22.319 --> 02:29:25.040 Sea Bushimmy, Billy Madison lists of people if you want 3095 02:29:25.040 --> 02:29:25.920 to kick the chair out. 3096 02:29:25.760 --> 02:29:27.799 Of there is like life is too short to be 3097 02:29:27.920 --> 02:29:31.399 an asshole. It's not that hard to not be an asshole, right, Yeah, 3098 02:29:31.840 --> 02:29:35.559 don't piss me off by being an asshole, and I 3099 02:29:35.600 --> 02:29:38.319 won't put you on this list I have. I have 3100 02:29:38.440 --> 02:29:42.639 two lists. One is just the name Fomka fifteen times 3101 02:29:42.680 --> 02:29:45.399 in a row. On the title of that list in 3102 02:29:45.520 --> 02:29:50.559 parentheses is just the different movies Deep Rising, House, Unhunted, Hill, 3103 02:29:50.959 --> 02:29:54.479 X Men one, x Men two, This page, This page 3104 02:29:54.639 --> 02:29:59.719 is so sticky, yep, no, it's laminated. And then the 3105 02:29:59.760 --> 02:30:02.479 other list is just like, oh man, I want to 3106 02:30:02.559 --> 02:30:04.760 just start rattling off the names, and then I bet 3107 02:30:04.840 --> 02:30:05.079 I could. 3108 02:30:05.200 --> 02:30:07.079 That'd be a fun segment me trying to guss your 3109 02:30:07.120 --> 02:30:08.760 top ten. I bet i'd get him. 3110 02:30:09.120 --> 02:30:12.760 I could rank someone. Your number one would be No, 3111 02:30:12.959 --> 02:30:16.600 the number one changed very recently, and I he jumped 3112 02:30:16.680 --> 02:30:18.079 up the list pretty quick. 3113 02:30:21.079 --> 02:30:30.239 Yeah yet, Batista in the ring, you'll kick your ass. 3114 02:30:31.719 --> 02:30:34.840 All right, Well, Morgan, thank you for the email. Future episodes. 3115 02:30:34.879 --> 02:30:36.680 You can write in get us some good questions for 3116 02:30:37.319 --> 02:30:40.159 the next four episodes, because episode one hundred we've got 3117 02:30:40.239 --> 02:30:42.159 some uh some stuff planned that we're going to find 3118 02:30:42.200 --> 02:30:44.920 to before we get there to Yeah, we might. 3119 02:30:45.000 --> 02:30:45.959 We we're going to find. 3120 02:30:49.559 --> 02:30:52.120 We talked about it, we're find trying to find. We'll 3121 02:30:52.159 --> 02:30:54.399 tweak it. 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And then 3145 02:32:05.959 --> 02:32:10.319 outside of that, go follow us on Blue Sky Instagram. 3146 02:32:10.600 --> 02:32:13.200 Those are the two we use. Go go go follow 3147 02:32:13.440 --> 02:32:15.760 go fire Firescape cast. There, Dan, what do you have 3148 02:32:15.840 --> 02:32:19.040 going on outside of Firescape, Oh, giant bomb stuff. 3149 02:32:19.440 --> 02:32:21.040 You can watch archives of all of our Game of 3150 02:32:21.079 --> 02:32:23.079 the Year stuff should be up around the time this 3151 02:32:23.200 --> 02:32:24.360 episode is coming out. 3152 02:32:24.680 --> 02:32:24.799 Uh. 3153 02:32:25.200 --> 02:32:28.680 Personally, you can follow me on Blue Sky, Instagram and 3154 02:32:29.159 --> 02:32:30.719 Twitch are the things. 3155 02:32:31.319 --> 02:32:33.159 And you're playing Command of Concer Generals on your Twitch 3156 02:32:33.239 --> 02:32:33.719 channel right now. 3157 02:32:33.719 --> 02:32:36.040 I think I want to play more of that. Yeah, yeah, play. 3158 02:32:35.959 --> 02:32:37.680 Zero or if you get to zero hour, if you 3159 02:32:37.719 --> 02:32:38.760 find time, let me know what you think of it, 3160 02:32:38.799 --> 02:32:41.000 because it would like Yeah, so I might even like 3161 02:32:41.040 --> 02:32:42.799 maybe we could set up like a multiplayer thing because 3162 02:32:42.799 --> 02:32:44.079 it was fun. Marry. What about you. 3163 02:32:45.280 --> 02:32:49.399 Twitch every Monday? I stream right now. I'm obviously playing 3164 02:32:49.440 --> 02:32:54.280 through Silent Hill too, but I will play whatever sparks 3165 02:32:54.360 --> 02:32:56.280 my fancy during the given time. 3166 02:32:56.680 --> 02:32:56.799 Uh. 3167 02:32:56.920 --> 02:32:59.159 And I also was I'm just gonna say it. I 3168 02:32:59.360 --> 02:33:02.280 was invited to do Giant Bombs top ten games. I'm 3169 02:33:02.280 --> 02:33:04.079 gonna write a top ten games for you, and I'm 3170 02:33:04.079 --> 02:33:05.680 really excited about doing that. I do it every year 3171 02:33:05.719 --> 02:33:08.559 and it's like a genuine joy for me to like 3172 02:33:09.239 --> 02:33:11.559 rank them, think about them, talk about them. So I 3173 02:33:11.600 --> 02:33:13.920 will do that and it will be something I will 3174 02:33:14.600 --> 02:33:16.200 deliver with gusto. 3175 02:33:17.360 --> 02:33:19.120 All of our best friends will be writing top ten 3176 02:33:19.200 --> 02:33:21.239 lists everyone, without any exceptions. 3177 02:33:21.479 --> 02:33:23.600 Isn't that all of the best friends? 3178 02:33:23.799 --> 02:33:31.319 Yes, I don't get that. Oh no, it's okay. You 3179 02:33:31.440 --> 02:33:33.360 said you and you told you, asked me to didn't you? 3180 02:33:33.600 --> 02:33:35.799 I did you send it to you? Said it to 3181 02:33:35.920 --> 02:33:41.639 the founder. Yes, that joke doesn't work, because all right, 3182 02:33:42.040 --> 02:33:44.520 I was complaining that Grub overlooked me for the couch. 3183 02:33:45.079 --> 02:33:47.440 But that's my beef with him. I'll I'll take it 3184 02:33:47.520 --> 02:33:50.600 up with him. You're not I know. That's and then 3185 02:33:50.680 --> 02:33:52.600 after I we talked about this before the episode, and 3186 02:33:52.600 --> 02:33:54.159 then I said, I was just joking. I was just 3187 02:33:54.200 --> 02:33:56.000 making sure that you knew my ego was bruised. 3188 02:33:56.120 --> 02:33:58.399 Sure, you're gonna kick grubs ass at the game war? 3189 02:33:58.520 --> 02:33:59.280 Do we get it? Watch out? 3190 02:34:00.840 --> 02:34:02.799 I think could take you. I think Gub could take you. 3191 02:34:02.959 --> 02:34:06.639 Yeah he could. No, he fucking couldn't. I'm just kidding. 3192 02:34:07.719 --> 02:34:09.479 He could. I think you might. You might have that 3193 02:34:09.559 --> 02:34:10.600 Ohio dad strength. 3194 02:34:10.639 --> 02:34:13.879 I think yeah, he thinks of his children and picks 3195 02:34:13.959 --> 02:34:16.719 you up, and that would be really cool. 3196 02:34:17.120 --> 02:34:19.120 He would be on Grub. I think, yeah, I could 3197 02:34:19.159 --> 02:34:22.959 see that. I'd be making a lot of money. Yeah, 3198 02:34:23.079 --> 02:34:25.120 let's uh, hey, hey, Greb, let's let's hang out at 3199 02:34:25.120 --> 02:34:25.959 the game Wards. 3200 02:34:26.239 --> 02:34:27.600 Oh Man. 3201 02:34:29.120 --> 02:34:32.319 Broadcasting Mike, if you want to, I would box people impressed, 3202 02:34:32.319 --> 02:34:34.959 but I have too much actual boxing experience. I think it. 3203 02:34:38.079 --> 02:34:40.799 But anyway, thank you everybody for coming. I'm just here 3204 02:34:40.959 --> 02:34:44.159 at fire Escape and uh, I'm over doing my day 3205 02:34:44.239 --> 02:34:47.000 job as usual. But yeah, been uh it's been a 3206 02:34:47.079 --> 02:34:48.399 good year. We're getting toward the end of the year. 3207 02:34:48.399 --> 02:34:50.239 Think we have one more episode before twenty twenty five 3208 02:34:50.719 --> 02:34:57.799 checks out? Right? No? Do we wait? Yeah? Okay, cool? 3209 02:34:57.959 --> 02:34:59.719 We should come in the Game of the Year episode 3210 02:34:59.760 --> 02:35:03.680 or yeah, I be sick where we just considered indie 3211 02:35:04.440 --> 02:35:06.639 it's the only ones that are eligible. 3212 02:35:06.440 --> 02:35:10.760 Indie Game of the Year, just Zelda call of duty. 3213 02:35:13.079 --> 02:35:15.399 All right, thank you everybody for joining. We'll be back 3214 02:35:15.639 --> 02:35:20.319 in two weeks December thirtieth, episode ninety seven. Until then, 3215 02:35:22.520 --> 02:35:23.159 stay cool. 3216 02:35:23.760 --> 02:35:26.000 You guys were saying Indiana Jones, weren't you. I thought 3217 02:35:26.040 --> 02:35:28.399 you said indie game of the Year, like indie Games 3218 02:35:28.520 --> 02:35:29.000 of the Year. 3219 02:35:29.959 --> 02:35:34.319 We don't like indie games. I love indie games. Damn 3220 02:35:34.319 --> 02:35:35.399 doesn't like them. I don't. 3221 02:35:35.639 --> 02:35:39.120 I think they're they're me and Mary defenders of the 3222 02:35:39.159 --> 02:35:44.639 indie game. Mostly me, but Mary also likes them. Zelda, 3223 02:35:45.520 --> 02:35:47.079 like all I've contained multitudes. 3224 02:35:50.360 --> 02:35:51.959 That's an Indian Jones quote, isn't it. 3225 02:35:52.159 --> 02:35:53.079 I don't know what is that for? 3226 02:35:53.520 --> 02:35:57.319 No, it's fucking Walter Whitman. I think, Oh yeah, he's 3227 02:35:57.440 --> 02:35:57.840 like layer. 3228 02:35:57.959 --> 02:35:59.559 He's got layers like an onion. 3229 02:36:00.159 --> 02:36:03.600 Yes I do. All right, well, we'll be back. 3230 02:36:03.920 --> 02:36:06.639 These are bonus bonus episode nugets. 3231 02:36:08.200 --> 02:36:09.399 You get all the all the talk. 3232 02:36:09.840 --> 02:36:30.360 Thank you everybody, See you later. Bye h