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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome back to the fire Escape Cast. It

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is episode ninety six. That's no Venta, he says. If

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you're in France, I just got back from France recently.

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I'm still on French time. Whatever it is. It's always

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French time. Think that's Greenwich. I think that's Greenwich. Meantime,

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I'm back. That's not your last episode.

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Speaker 2: Every time Mike says anything of value, we can just

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go ooh la la because he's always going to France

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and he's so Frene.

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Speaker 1: So that's Mary kesh Hi. And also here is always

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with Dan Riker.

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Speaker 3: It's still my favorite thing to look at Mike Maharty's

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Instagram stories, and every time before I press this picture,

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it's like, all right, wine or cats. That's like my

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favorite Instagram game show. And then sometimes it's bonus points

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and you're in France tweeting about wine and that's what

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I got the last week.

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Speaker 1: The end of my pro bio says mostly wine and cats. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

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I just got back. It was a nice visit. I

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was there for work, but I went. I went to

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a few spots I really like. I went. There was

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a little Christmas pop up market, over in the sixth also,

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Notre Dame I think, just did its grand reopening after the.

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Speaker 2: Already that just went went away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I forgot. They put you know, they put

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their best people on it. I assume they do. I

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don't know any I don't have any insight info, but

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we were in a.

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Speaker 2: High priority for them. That's a huge straw.

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Speaker 1: It's their national one of their symbols and ship. But

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I was the tents were all set up around it,

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so I saw that, but I was gone before that.

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I had maybe the most nightmarish nightmarishly close missing my

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flight back from France. Really yeah, So I had a

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twelve fifty five PM flight back to Newark. So I

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woke up at what was it like eight fifty five

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four hours. I woke up four hours ahead of the flight.

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I was like, oh, I kind of overshot this. I

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can sleep for a little longer, and I snoozed it.

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And when I woke up, I just happened to wake

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up later realize I just stopped my alarm. I didn't

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snooze it. So I woke back up at like ninth

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forty five and the flight was boarding at twelve oh five. However,

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there's been like construction on the highways between Charles Degaal

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and Paris. So it occurred to me. Then I was like,

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oh god right. It took like an hour forty five

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in the uber to get here, so I was like,

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all right, I'm still fine. So you know, I was.

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I had packed up, I was ready to go, and

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we passed. We had like two accidents on the highway

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on the way there. So I got to the airport

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at and the uber went to the wrong he went

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to the arrivals level instead of departures. So I was like, no, no, no,

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it's fine, I can I can go down. I'll walk

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take the elevator up. He just kept driving, and he

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spoke English like I taught. I spoke English with him

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when he first picked me up.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he only knew the words that he gave you

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when he picked you up. Maybe he doesn't speak English.

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He only knows like hi, thanks for taking the super

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And then any other time you're talking to him, he's like,

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I have no idea what this means.

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Speaker 1: That's entirely possible. But I got to the airport at

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eleven thirty, and you know, I hadn't gone through customs yet,

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and I had a bag to check. I had several

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bottles of liquid that I was checking, kind of liquid

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Mike Wine, Chartruse, cremdick Asis, and one of them was

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a gift for Amanda. So I really wanted to make

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sure I got that. I didn't like dump anything or

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not dump it, but like get rid of it. So

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I got to United's bag check and they had shut

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down the computers. I've never gotten so late that they like.

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So I told I told two. There's these two women

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at the desk and I told them. I was like,

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oh my god, it's nightmare getting here. Is there any

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way I could check this bag and not have to

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get a new flight or you know, dump all this.

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One's like no, I can't do it. The others like

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I just missed it. I was like, there's a gift

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for my wife in there. She's like, we'll make an exception.

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So well, I was telling the truth like I meant it, so.

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Speaker 2: The old disappointed life routine.

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Speaker 1: And then I get to security. I get through customs

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smoothly enough, but I get to security and they're one

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of the tray conveyor belts at TSA was shut down

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because they had a bomb dog sniffing. I think it

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was like a routine sniff of the conveyor belt, so

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we're all, like everybody at the United terminal was going

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through one like tray conveyor belt, so it's taken forever.

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I made my flight just as it was like my

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I literally hit the gate when my group was called.

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But that was kind of perfect. But then, of course,

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you know, on the way back, I was really worried

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my bag wouldn't make it because they had to like

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reopen the computers and it said like status pending in

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the app for the bag tracker, but it all wants

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smoothly from there. Nice. Yeah, I was like, I've never

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pushed it that I've either missed a flight. I've only

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ever missed like two flights in my life stenuating circumstances.

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But that was the closest I've gotten to to not

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making it back on time.

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Speaker 3: I'd like connecting ones that, like, you know, if the

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first one was delayed and you have to just like

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spread through a terminal and you barely make it.

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Speaker 4: But I don't think I've ever straight up missed the flight.

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Speaker 2: I have had the closest call of my life last

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year going to Spain, I think we should have missed

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the flight. We just we just cut it way too close.

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Everything was late, there was traffic. It was our fault

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too for like leaving as late as we did and

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assuming it would be fine. And they also said the

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computers are shut down. You're not gonna make it, so

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I wouldn't check your bag if we could, and me

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and my coworker Alyssa just kind of looked at them

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and were like, please, just just try and we are

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fast runners and we will we will make this flight.

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And by the grace of God, she was like, okay,

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and she checked our bags.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's Spanish, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, and we sprinted to the gate. And of course,

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in just the rush of everything, I left a full

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water bottle in my book bag, so when I went

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through security, I got stopped because of my water bottle.

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And they kind of each security protocol is different with

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how much of a dick they want to be to you.

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But in this one they were like, do you want

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to throw the bottle away or do you want to

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go back through security? And I was like walking away

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as I said, throw it away. So yes, of course

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it's called it. But that's before you go through security.

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If they catch you, if you go through security, then

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they have a couple options. One is you go all

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the way back through security with your water bottle or

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dump or like I'm throwing the whole bottle away, and

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if you have like a reusable bottle, that's pretty gutting. Yeah,

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But in this very particular case, I had like snagged

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a bottle of water on probably one of the journeys

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I was on. So it was just a plastic bottle

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of water. And so for them to even ask me

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that question, I was like, I'm literally a ghost. You

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are speaking to my dust as I walk away, throw

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away that water bottle. I don't have time for this ship.

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And we ran the entire way to the gate with

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like all of our bags, and it was way faster.

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I were way further along than yours, Mike. They were

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doing last call. We could hear them on the speaker

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going like last call for this flight.

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Speaker 1: Running and then you hit and then you run into

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the person taking the tickets, and then all the tickets scatter,

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and then you get a plane to New York City

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in South Florida, and then two robbers come and they're

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seeking revenge from when you fucked with them in Chicago. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a different time in my life.

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Speaker 1: Times after that, but we don't talk about those two five.

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Speaker 3: The third time it happened to was someone else. Yeah,

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and also Prince Stewart was there. Yeah, oh god he was. Wow,

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I forgot about that. Oh here's a question. I actually

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I do not know why you can't. Why can't you

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bring liquids on a plane bomb star through through security?

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Speaker 2: Probably the easiest thing is the answer is nine to eleven.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's probably just like certain liquords that you could

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probably do bomb stuff with or something, and so they're

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just like that, don't you can have anything that you

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get after the gate?

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Speaker 1: But that's it? Is that why there's a limit on

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the ounces of like hygiene stuff? Okay, yeah, they probably

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determined that something like that. I don't know if it

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was an alcohol thing or whatever, but.

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Speaker 2: No, oh no, it's easy to get alcohol in I've

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never love it when you have alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I have brought so.

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Speaker 3: Much alcohol onto planes and it's never been a problem.

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I don't needymore.

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Speaker 1: But wait, how did you get it through security?

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Speaker 3: You just bring the fucking like I used to like

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fly with like four or five airplane bottles of like

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the mini bottles. Yeah, so like none of them. They

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don't even like take them out. And I've seen them

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see it before when like pulling my switch out, but

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they asked if you.

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Speaker 1: Have liquid, right, and they just don't care if it's

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a certain if it's below the three ounces or as

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Speaker 2: It's below the ounce amount. And it used to supposed

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to be needed to be in a plastic baggie and

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they don't care about that anymore either, so long as

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it's below the required amount. Because I travel with all

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sorts of like makeup liquid and no one bats an eye.

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know they're tackling me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I also, like I have been in trouble for just

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wearing my giant bomb sweater, which is so stupid.

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Speaker 3: That's something every single time I'm wearing like a giant

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bomb hoodie, I always take it off or reverse it

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or put it in my bag or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like we should just.

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Speaker 1: You should get a sweatshirt that just says small bomb okay,

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under through under three and a half fluid half ounces.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, they're gonna think that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: And things went really well on the Under three and

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a half Fluid ounces Bomb Couch at the Game Awards.

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Speaker 4: That's going to go gret It rolls off, brevity.

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Speaker 1: Rolls off the tongue. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anything to stick it to TSA. I would. I would

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give up a lot of branding just to just to

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wipe the smug looks on their faces. As they all

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have different rules and requirements, it really like irritates me

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how some of them will be like, yeah, you need

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to take off your shoes and it's like, well, not

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in any other airport. You can't talk to me like

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I'm an idiot because you've changed your rules. I don't

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know your airport or you.

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Speaker 1: I finally used it, was able to use Global entry.

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Oh it's great. I've had it for a bit. I

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had it when we came back from France, but I

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didn't want to leave Amanda in line by herself, so

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I did not use it. It's like scary how easy

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it is. You smile, you look at a camera and

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then they oh, now that I looked into a lens,

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it said wait, there's like three two one. It's like, yes,

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we know you, we have you. Everyone and then you

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tell the guy your name on the way out. So's yeah, yes,

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so fast. It is scary how much they can recognize

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your face just by scanning it. Minority Report was cool, Yeah, yeah, it.

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Speaker 2: Was cool for some parts. Yeah. I like the self

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driving cars that you could take a nap, and.

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Speaker 1: We got those now too, right.

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Speaker 3: I still don't like they say that they're just like

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driving all around San Francisco now and like I've never

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seen one, granted that's them to San Francisco, is even

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Speaker 2: In San Francisco I saw, if I would say, for

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every four regular cars, I saw only.

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Speaker 1: Just imagining Dan running into intersections and look at cars

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had on to see if they have drivers.

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Speaker 3: Like hey, wait, so can you It's just like an

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uber thing, like you use an app and you just

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take a nap in the back.

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Speaker 2: I think I think a lot of people have anxiety

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about riding them because they do every once in a while,

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they do strange little things, and it's always based on

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human stuff they can't predict, right, so like a car

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cutting them off or a pedestrian like walking right in

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front of them that kind of like absolutely can trip

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up AI still they're just not they're not prepared for

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human randomization, like they need to predict everything that I'm

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gonna do.

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Speaker 1: It's I've never I haven't poured over the statistics in

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a while, but I imagine it's probably safer than half

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the drivers you can get.

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that it would be on the road if there are

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still hiccups, But also people are idiots and bad drivers,

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so it's like, I don't know, is it's actually that

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much less safe.

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Speaker 1: Half the drivers they justify your work are psychos. Yeah,

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and they're just cutting left and right.

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Speaker 2: I have a statistical less likely chance of killing someone

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or getting into an accident than a regular person, and

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that's probably how they can get away with it. But again,

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like you just never know what some crazy person's gonna do,

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and that's probably when the AI is like I did

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not predict eight people linking arms for the trees. Not ready. No,

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I got all this data back here, and I am

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not prepared for this.

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Speaker 1: Woman all now. But yeah, but then on the bright side,

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once you do run over the protesters, they're like the

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the the hippie tree people you were just talking about.

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Now it knows to avoid them next time. So you

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kind of did teaching them, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Active learning aiah, it's really smart. Yeah, every time it

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kills a pedestrian, it's always like I've updated my system.

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Speaker 3: It's the remorse that the cars feel that you know

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they're not going to make that mistake again.

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Speaker 1: Now I know that humans can wear yellow jackets, and

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I won't hit them next time. I see one machine learning?

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Speaker 2: Why was I programmed to feel pain? It's at his funeral.

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Speaker 1: It's it's sunglasses on. It's it's in love with another

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self driving car, and they it just runs straight into

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it when it's trying to hump it.

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Speaker 3: Somberly drops off a bouquet of flowers under the casket

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with its tire hand.

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Speaker 2: He suspecial, especialcial.

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Speaker 1: What's been up with you guys since I two episodes ago?

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Speaker 3: Oh God went home the holidays? Was my dad talks

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about you a lot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You text me about him talking about me a lot? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: He texted me about you. He texted me, did you

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see he got that? Like Marie? I got shrimp and wine.

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He's like, I'm like, mahardy here look at me with

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his mind he bought that. Yeah, and then he's like,

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I'm being fancy like Maharty.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh oh shrimp mac and cheese with white wine

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and yeah.

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Speaker 3: And he texted me how fancy he was being, And

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He's like, do you actually enjoy your time with Maharty?

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Speaker 1: He's one of my best friends. I've known him for

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like fourteen years. You enjoy your time with me? Of

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course Dan does. No, he doesn't, No, he does No.

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Me and him always get along really well on like

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the live streams We've done a ba He you.

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Speaker 3: Can talk sports, which he will instantly respect someone if

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you can talk sports.

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Speaker 1: The last time I hung out with him, we got

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like what it was with me you Amanda Annimal We

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got yeah. And then when did karaoke and he had

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a blast. I thought. He still just.

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Speaker 3: Teaches about and talks about you all the time, and

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it's usually and I'm like, I'm a heardy.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm flattered. I'm in his head. Did I

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tell I said this on the BombCast? But did I

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tell you what happened with this house? No? But now

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I'm no.

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Speaker 3: This is on the pall scale, even by Paul standards

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of weird decisions. This is mount Rushmore of.

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Speaker 4: His entire life. And trust me, that's a crazy mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: I get home and this guy we're talking for like

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four hours and then he's like, I got some big

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news and I was like what. And he's like, he

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never has big news because he just kind of does

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the same thing all the time.

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Speaker 2: Like what, doesn't do anything?

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't leave the house, he doesn't talk to people,

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he doesn't socialize. So it's like, what is your big news?

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And he goes, I sold the house And I was

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like what. Like he's living in this place for like

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twenty five years. It looks exactly this today as it

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looked twenty five years ago, same everything, and it's like

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this is a wild thing for him to do without

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telling anyone, and like the house was sold. First of all,

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the reason he sold the house was because for the

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last several years he's hated that when he smokes outside

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on the front on the front deck, sometimes his neighbors

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come home and they stop and chat with him, and

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he hates that. He says, I need more solitude. I

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need more solitude. And I said, okay, smoke on the

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back deck and he gets mad when I bring it

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up because he's like, it's a weird door. Dan quit

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bringing up the back theor like it's a whole weird

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I have to put a wooden thing down there to

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lock it it's hold. And I was like, well, to

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pay someone to change your door. Don't sell the house

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because you don't want to talk to people while you're smoking.

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But he sold the house without telling anyone, and I

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guess he sold it. And then like, so he sold

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it because he didn't want to fix any toilets. He

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didn't want to like he just want to be like

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I just want to sell it. I don't want to

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do anything. And so we sold it for like super

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low value. So we got a lot of interest right away.

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This one couple toured it a couple of times, they

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got the inspection, they got the offer, approved paperwork, contracts

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written up, and I realized, like, oh wait, movie is

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going to be paying in the ass. And he asked

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his realtor, Hey, can I'm going to back out of this?

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And she's like you can't, no, No, they already did

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the inspection, signed the contracts, yeah, but can he just

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like ask him? And they asked the new buyers. They're like, no,

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what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Like, wh are you talking to the bank we paid

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the inspector.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So anyway, I'm just like trying to purse together,

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like is this a good idea? Like this is just

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weird how we didn't tell anyone. He didn't tell his daughters,

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his sisters, anyone. And I was like, so, what's the plan,

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because like when do you have to be out He's like, oh,

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like a December ninth, So.

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Speaker 2: Tim up, yes, yeah, yes.

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Speaker 3: And he told me this on Thanksgiving. I was like wait,

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and like ten days you have to be out here?

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Like where are you moving? He goes, well, that's the

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thing like when I decided to do this, I hadn't

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thought about this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, where am I going to live next?

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Speaker 3: So he doesn't know what this is a motherfucker that

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if he's ever on a flight for like three weeks

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ahead of time, he's checking the weather, he's checking the

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flight status. He's just like everything, a single thing has

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been planned out like crazy, and he's sent home fucking

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house without a planet.

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Speaker 1: On house Mary.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so he is moving in to a extended stay smoking.

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Speaker 2: You have any friend that's too woke?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me. That's what we all know. So okay,

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I'm sorry, I I So he's moving on hotel. So

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he's moving.

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Speaker 3: Into an extended stay smoking hotel. Okay, And so came

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on to this is the guy that will not buy

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anything if he doesn't have a cubon.

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Speaker 4: He's like super duper cheap.

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Speaker 3: And he also doesn't know what anything costs since like

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nineteen ninety two. Like when we went to Boston last year,

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he was like, find a hotel near Fenway that's like

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maximum sixty dollars a night. Dad, That's just not that's

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not how costs anymore. So I don't think he knows

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how much it's going to cost to Like, as of this.

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Speaker 2: Recording, where's this stuff going.

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Speaker 4: In a storage locker? So he's putting stuff in a

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storage locker?

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Speaker 2: What about it is furniture.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's the other thing.

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Speaker 3: So he's bringing all that he has like a twenty

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five year old fridge that doesn't work, so he has

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to shoved towels and to keep air from coming out,

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it's got a hose snaking around the back and dripping

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into a bucket.

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Speaker 1: He has to drain a couple of times a day.

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Speaker 3: And it just said like, oh, bright side is you'll

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at least get to start over with a new fridge.

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And he's like, oh no, I'm bringing that what like

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the most difficult to move big in.

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Speaker 1: The world, and it's broken and decades old.

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Speaker 2: That's a part of the sale of the house.

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Speaker 3: Though I don't know if he told him he's taking

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the fucking broken fridge.

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Speaker 2: I mean, is there I have a question.

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Speaker 1: Is there more than a zero percent chance he might

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just live in this extended stay hotel the rest of

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his life?

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Speaker 3: I mean that is the concern with him is that,

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you know, he doesn't like doing things. So my thought

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is like, oh god, he's going to get a stuff

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in there. He's going to get comfortable. I asked him

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several times. He did say He's like, oh no, no, I

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got I've been moving to a place once it's perfect,

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but I am going to definitely move into a place.

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I'm like, what's perfect. He's like, I'm thinking of like

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a house. It's like a cabin in the woods one

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hundred thousand dollars or less. And I was like, okay,

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I I don't know. I don't know what you're gonna

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find for under one hundred thousand dollars, and I don't

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know if a cabin in the woods is a good idea.

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So it's been a lot of us talking to him

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and just be like, ah, have you thought about this?

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I'd be like, we're trying to help him. Because the

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house is sold. You can't talk about of it now,

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so you can't talk.

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Speaker 2: Him out of it. It's too late legally binding. No,

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he's not even there anymore. He's living in a motel,

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a smokable motel, which you just know is probably a

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big dinger, and he's gonna probably just jam it up

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in there and then die in it.

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Speaker 3: If not, he's sixty one, that'd be I think a

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lot of time in a smoking hotel, even with his life.

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Speaker 1: Scot Paul, you have bigger fish to fry than my

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highbrow hobby's annoying you, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Just for send more time thinking about you and wine,

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and he thought about where he's going to move.

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Speaker 1: Next time someone's bothering you, just pretend you're on the

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phone like the rest of us. Yeah, say I'm sorry,

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have headphones and I don't know I have headphones. Put

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like a wear like a VR mask while you're smoking.

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Next you go on your back and by by a

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door that needs a wooden thing to lock. Are you

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talking about when you put a little like a ship rod,

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it's just a rod to the sliding door. Yeah, just

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so can't when you need to go out. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then I bring that up and I'm like, it's

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more complicated than that. You don't understand. And I was like, well,

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just get you can get a whole new door. That's

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not that's not an option.

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Speaker 1: That's not an option. Okay.

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Speaker 2: The least complicated option is selling all of your house

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and packing up all of your ship and moving into

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a fucking motel.

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Speaker 1: He's a signelay. The easiest way's.

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Speaker 2: That says, don't talk to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's just it's it's always

472
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a surprise. Actually, it's usually never a surprise. It's usually

473
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exactly what you've seen the last eight hundred times you've

474
00:21:43,599 --> 00:21:45,839
seen him. But this one is like, oh wait, he

475
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,759
actually made a big change and this has not been

476
00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:49,359
thought through it.

477
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 2: All, and like we had a huge change. It's a

478
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life change.

479
00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:52,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

480
00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:54,599
Speaker 3: We were like being his daughter and his sister were

481
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,400
bringing it up a Thanksgiving. He's like, it's gonna be fine,

482
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,720
everything's fine. It's gonna be totally fine. All right, So

483
00:21:58,799 --> 00:22:01,279
like checking with them, like any movement on stuff. He

484
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,640
was like, I'll figure it out.

485
00:22:02,839 --> 00:22:04,599
Speaker 1: What if he secretly won the lottery and he's not

486
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,000
telling anybody, and like he ends up in a.

487
00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 2: I think that's a Paul record move right there.

488
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 1: Really big like wooden lodge in the woods.

489
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 3: No, he wouldn't like No, he would still buy exactly

490
00:22:16,279 --> 00:22:18,319
the same stuff he buys and live exactly how he lived.

491
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 1: I know he spend the money on anything, give it

492
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:27,079
to you you No, No, definitely not that. Oh I know.

493
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:32,039
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, is it pussy?

494
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 4: Oh that's a hold to do?

495
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 1: Sean cut all this. I didn't say anything. I didn't either.

496
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,559
I just said I knew what it was.

497
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Speaker 2: I think I think I know him the best on anybody.

498
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 3: So yeah, we're all hoping the best. We're all Paul there,

499
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,119
hopefully find something he's happy with. We'll check in.

500
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Speaker 1: Yeah, best of luck, Paul. Yeah, enjoy your wine, white wine,

501
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:04,599
mac and cheese. Yes, yes, sounds terrible. It does sound

502
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,359
pretty gross with you there.

503
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,759
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna beat that. That's the crazy fucking ship

504
00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:17,759
I've ever heard, Like little hotel has a hope, like,

505
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,519
does it have a kitchen? You know, does it microwave?

506
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,519
Speaker 1: He hasn't looked into it yet. Extended stays usually have

507
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:27,720
a kitchen at Wait, he's not at the hotel yet.

508
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:29,799
Speaker 3: No, he hasn't even looked at Like, he doesn't even

509
00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:31,319
know if there are any around where he lives.

510
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: He's just like, I'll figure it out. Okay, gotcha's interesting.

511
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: Shows up on your front porch. You're gonna have to

512
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,759
turn off the light so he thinks you're not home.

513
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: You just know where where headphones. Pretend you're on the phone.

514
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,559
He won't he won't be able to bother you. Yeah,

515
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,519
that's right. Teach him.

516
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 2: Teach him the most difficult lesson a son can teach.

517
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,839
Speaker 3: A father a masterful perry by going on my back deck.

518
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,799
You can't get back there.

519
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,039
Speaker 2: Put a pole in your back deck sliding door.

520
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:10,039
Speaker 1: Yeah he knows, he doesn't. It's a forest field. All

521
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:11,640
it takes is a wooden rod to stop him.

522
00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:14,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a weird vampire.

523
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: You wouldn't need Like if he was in prison, you

524
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,559
wouldn't need an actual jail cell. You just use a

525
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:21,400
sliding door with a wooden rod on his side. No less, Yes,

526
00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:23,559
that he could open. No, it's a big thing. It's

527
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,720
more complicated than you think. He'd like in prison himself

528
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,039
in his house for the last twenty five years. Yeah,

529
00:24:31,079 --> 00:24:33,720
it's fun stuff. Did he ever comment on what I

530
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,279
named my Hulu profile?

531
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,599
Speaker 3: He occasionally does, but I think it makes him mad

532
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,240
and he doesn't like bring it up. Like he pulled

533
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,920
up Hulu while I was at his place and it

534
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,880
was like right there and he's just like, I feel

535
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,400
like it's just a lot of silence, just shaking his head.

536
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,079
Speaker 1: That's been I've kept that current one for like eight

537
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:53,559
months now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Mary, it's we we all

538
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,279
share Hulu Premium or whatever it's called.

539
00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Isn't that a crime?

540
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: No?

541
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 3: We all pay no individual accounts. We just share each

542
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,640
other's names with each other.

543
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean, cut this too, continue to storry. I changed

544
00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:10,839
my I think we talked about this much earlier in

545
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:15,759
the episode count, but I changed the name every once

546
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:17,279
a while just to mess with them, because he told

547
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:18,599
me at one He told Dan at one point that

548
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,359
it annoys him because he watches it before bed so often.

549
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,960
The last thing he sees before he turns on who

550
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,839
loot to fall asleep or whatever is what my profile

551
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:29,319
is called right now, it's just Paul loves l u

552
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,519
V E l u v s Katie Perry and I'll

553
00:25:33,559 --> 00:25:35,559
just a routine I used to routinely change it.

554
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 3: Well, that one is true in some aspects? Does he

555
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240
in some aspects?

556
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh that's not funny anymore because it's Yeah,

557
00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:47,440
there was a dog coming off the subway yesterday. Speaking

558
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,720
of boobies and people, we all like, there was a

559
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:52,960
dog coming off the subway yesterday, and the owner was like, no, Zenya. No,

560
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,839
the dog's name was Zenya. This is a very weird

561
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,720
what's going on in my head now? Yeah, this dog

562
00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:03,079
is named after my sexual awakening.

563
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 3: I did min Max's charity stream a few weeks ago,

564
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,240
and they Hansen told me the day of He's like, hey,

565
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,640
we're doing something called a hear me Out cake where

566
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,000
it's like we have a cake and everyone has to

567
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,559
come with like a bunch of different like ideas of

568
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,839
like hear me out. Here's an unconventional thing I find attractive.

569
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,799
Speaker 1: That was a theme as you had to say yeah.

570
00:26:23,839 --> 00:26:25,799
Speaker 3: So it was like so when I got there, everything

571
00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:27,519
else was like everyone that was on that show, was

572
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:29,799
saying stuff like Ben had like it was like a

573
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,920
tron bike and like one of them was like a

574
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,279
mouse cursor that was like curvy or something, and so

575
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:37,759
everyone just had a bunch of stuff, And I don't

576
00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:39,799
think I have a lot of unconventional So, like my

577
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:46,400
person was like, here's Bombka Johnson next to like a

578
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,359
weird tron bike that Hansen wants to fuck.

579
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: I don't think it's she's unconventional. But I couldn't think,

580
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,240
like I don't have any like fiction people with her

581
00:26:56,279 --> 00:27:01,039
thighs that is unconventionally attractive.

582
00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 3: To kill people like that's normally not what you find

583
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:12,519
a dragon's hot out.

584
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,279
Speaker 1: If that's about I'm the weirdest man in the world.

585
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,079
Speaker 2: You are, But I think, like hear me, out cakes

586
00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:18,359
are very specifically about like it should be something that

587
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,079
everybody else in the room is like, that's insane, you

588
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:27,880
couldn't possibly be attracted to. Probably really should be like Clippy,

589
00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:34,920
the you know, Windows icon. It should be some obscure

590
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:39,200
thing that is like barely cognizant. It should it should

591
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,960
freak people out. That's the purpose of it. If it's

592
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,839
if it's regular hot attractive human. You fucked it up.

593
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 3: I tried to think of like, No, it's just like

594
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,319
hot ladies are put I just want.

595
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 2: To put a bo like nacho uh cheese on there

596
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,440
because I think, like on your darkest night, you might.

597
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 3: I'm not horny, Like there's difference between and horny. Hunger

598
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,880
and horny are very different.

599
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: Not.

600
00:28:06,599 --> 00:28:08,799
Speaker 3: Your cheese has never entered the periphery of my mind

601
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,880
during a sexual moment.

602
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: Uh. Some people find what if?

603
00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:17,079
Speaker 2: But what if? But what if she was hot.

604
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: The nacho If a hot lady had nacho cheese.

605
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,519
Speaker 2: On her, No, if the nacho cheese had tits.

606
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: No, just floating boobs, no cheesy bobs. No, it's just

607
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,799
completely different parts of my brain trying to Are you

608
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,119
you're really trying to tell us that cheesy boobs are hot?

609
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:35,960
Do you you want to tell.

610
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,319
Speaker 2: Us something I'm just saying I think might hear me

611
00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:44,119
out cake is cheesy boobs.

612
00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: It's not like a dig. But I don't want to

613
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,759
be accused of king shaming your love for cheesy.

614
00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:54,279
Speaker 4: Under whatever you're into cheesy boobs.

615
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:57,839
Speaker 2: I mean you have to think beyond tradition. I'm trying

616
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:00,559
to like push you in ways because that's again the

617
00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:04,440
point of this exercise is that perhaps it is a

618
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:11,359
new design of like there's lady compartments and pieces to

619
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:15,039
this being, but they are also often made of cheese

620
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,880
and nachos or or something like that.

621
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:19,319
Speaker 1: This is not appealing to me at.

622
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:24,319
Speaker 2: Some kind of bean burrito, some.

623
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,119
Speaker 1: Y cheese in a beef burrito.

624
00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:31,519
Speaker 2: Some kind of caseita case crito.

625
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,279
Speaker 3: I mean, if Monica Blue in a tortilla and like

626
00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:38,279
she'd be hot, but like it'd be od because it's

627
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:40,160
Monica Balucci, not because of the tortilla.

628
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:46,039
Speaker 1: I think it'll be hot regardless. Okay, wait, hold on

629
00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:50,960
a second. Let Medsy you're I'm certain something. Can I

630
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:56,960
change my video field, choose avatar in let me try that.

631
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,960
I can't add something? What is it? Bullshit? I was

632
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,559
gonna just replace my video with a Famka Johansen photo.

633
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:09,559
And then that was the extent of the joke. I

634
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:16,200
told you, I'm sure, Yeah, jealous, yeah, fucking killing it man.

635
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:19,759
But no, I don't want to fuck cheese.

636
00:30:20,559 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: Well that is fine, you don't have to. But the

637
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:30,160
point of the exercise is to expand your mind outside

638
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,400
of traditional hot people of the gender or people that

639
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,920
you would usually be attracted to. It's to like push yourself,

640
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,240
uh way beyond.

641
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 3: But isn't the idea that, like, oh, here are someones.

642
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,839
There's some examples of that I have found attracted throughout

643
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,480
my life, and like I was like trying to think

644
00:30:49,519 --> 00:30:51,640
of some and I like, I have no shame in

645
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,319
this again, like people be into whatever you want to,

646
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,319
but like I just I couldn't think of like unconventional there.

647
00:30:57,359 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 2: You know, I just don't think that you've ever pushed yourself.

648
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,279
This doesn't actually have to be something that you've ever

649
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,920
thought of before. This could be like for the first

650
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,359
time in your life. You'd be like, uh, you know

651
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,920
the girl Grimlin in Grimlin's.

652
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,279
Speaker 1: Two a little Yeah, she's supposed to be.

653
00:31:16,599 --> 00:31:18,079
Speaker 2: That to hear Me out Cake.

654
00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: She's supposed to be Yeah, absolutely not.

655
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,279
Speaker 2: Hear me out cake, though.

656
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: Not for me.

657
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 2: That's well what if what if we covered cheese?

658
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:34,039
Speaker 1: No, that's not There's definitely been some movies throughout there's

659
00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:35,880
been There's been many movies throughout my life that I

660
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,839
like catch myself thinking like why am I Why am

661
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:44,000
I horny? Now? Like Power Rangers the Ives anything to

662
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,039
do with the use secret of these turtles secret of

663
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:52,079
Power Rangers. Oh secrets, but then yes, my power Power

664
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,440
Rangers was the ives A.

665
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 2: Turtle would definitely be like a hear me out cake situation,

666
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:05,559
because anytime you're getting into any type of animal cartoons,

667
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,160
you're starting to push the limitations.

668
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,799
Speaker 4: Here pass on animals and cartoons.

669
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the point of this exercise again. And

670
00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:18,200
I can also see like a like a judgment free zone,

671
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,119
and I agree with that stuff going on here.

672
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: I could see, here's what for you, confiance. Okay, you

673
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,880
just covered in for from head to toe.

674
00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:30,319
Speaker 4: No, he already lost me.

675
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: It's not a free no, but I'll get you there

676
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:39,440
one day. No, I don't. That's a weird thing to

677
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,519
We're not gonna have an episode left by the time

678
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:47,359
eats editing. Yeah, nothing else new for me, I don't think.

679
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,559
Speaker 2: Uh huh what did I do?

680
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh?

681
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: I went to a really cool themed bar.

682
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,799
Speaker 1: Well, I saw that.

683
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: I like a good themed experience. And this bar is

684
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,559
called Raven's Manner, and it's known for having kind of

685
00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:15,119
obscure morbid curiosities. Right, so yeah, snake in a jar, skeletons,

686
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,000
but of like animals.

687
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:18,079
Speaker 1: That are real cursor stagger.

688
00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, that's that's a great example.

689
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,119
Speaker 1: These are also all things I find unconventionally attracted.

690
00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: Okay, they're all on your freak cake.

691
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: Daggers, yep.

692
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,799
Speaker 2: Anyway, for Christmas, they do Crampus, which is a nightmare

693
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,279
holiday special, and they decorate the whole bar. It's already

694
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,079
a scary bar, that's its point, right, and it has

695
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,920
like themed rooms and horror rooms that you have to

696
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,519
like escape out of or whatever. That's its like thing.

697
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,599
But now they've decorated it, and it's fucking crazy. They

698
00:33:56,599 --> 00:34:02,359
had Christmas trees that were made of baby doll heads

699
00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:05,400
that were dismembered and weird.

700
00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: Looking, but the whole in the shape of a Christmas tree.

701
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,679
Speaker 2: A regular traditional Christmas tree with tinsel, but all of

702
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,880
the ornaments.

703
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: Are dull ornaments.

704
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, some of them. They had elves that were

705
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,039
being tortured in different ways on the walls, elves like

706
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,480
elf on a shelf, okay, and but the elves were

707
00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:31,599
like like they were like chained and like being you know,

708
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:32,559
dismembered and stuff.

709
00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: They had also hear me out, Yeah, we really have

710
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,719
not moved on at all.

711
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,559
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm starting to recognize what is Yeah, Frosty the Snowman,

712
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:46,920
but he's got giant things and blood and a huge

713
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,280
dick and.

714
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:53,559
Speaker 1: It's a carrot down there too. Didn't believe me when

715
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:56,000
I told her there's a thing on Netflix movie called

716
00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:56,840
Hot Frosty.

717
00:34:57,519 --> 00:34:58,199
Speaker 2: Hot Frosty.

718
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes to life and he's just like like

719
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:01,679
a babe.

720
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 4: Is it like a romantic comedy?

721
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: It's what's her name? From all the nineties movies?

722
00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 2: Fetch Yeah, the girl who tries to not.

723
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: The nineties movies Gretchen from is it Gretchen.

724
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,519
Speaker 2: Wieners, Gretchen Wieners from Being Girls? The girl tries to

725
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:23,199
make Yeah, she's in it. And then so she puts

726
00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:26,920
her scarf on a snowman because he's got like a

727
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,320
six pack, and she's like, wish you were real. And

728
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,239
then he actually comes to life and bangs.

729
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 3: Are that's a whole movie. Yeah, wow, what did they

730
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,840
learn or whatever?

731
00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 2: Uh, you can bank snow and he turned into a

732
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,599
he turned into a real guy.

733
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anytime Snowman come up, it reminds me

734
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,159
of these two.

735
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 2: Hot Frosty would be a good.

736
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:58,599
Speaker 1: Uh dude, right yeah, yeah, like snow form, Oh snow

737
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:03,760
form dude. Okay, got it. My uh, these two idiots

738
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,599
that used to live in my neighborhood in high school.

739
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:10,039
They were They spent like two hours making a snowman

740
00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:13,079
in the middle of their street, and the plan was

741
00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:16,480
to film them just running into it over with their car,

742
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,440
and they drove into it and it just stopped the

743
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,039
car dead in its tracks and like the car wrapped

744
00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:25,599
around this. They're completely fine. It just destroyed their car

745
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,079
and it was the I saw the footage of it,

746
00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:30,960
and knowing that they're they were okay, made it the

747
00:36:31,039 --> 00:36:33,679
funniest fucking video I've ever seen in my life because

748
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:38,000
they just fucking plowed into it and it it didn't move.

749
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:40,159
It was the most like well constructed snowman I've ever

750
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,159
seen in my life.

751
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 4: Jesus.

752
00:36:42,039 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: Those guys were me and my brother the Jackass era.

753
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 2: It was television where we were all like gramming our

754
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:50,039
grocery carts into like bushes.

755
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: And Dan was running into trash cans and hoboken a

756
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,639
couple of years ago. Yeah, it was no literally during Jackayes.

757
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,039
Speaker 3: I absolutely I still have videos on my hard drive

758
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,199
of like us getting in trash cans and rolling down

759
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,360
hills we gotten shopping carts behind target and went way

760
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,199
too past and hit the curves and flew out like

761
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,119
we We did every.

762
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,599
Speaker 4: Single thing on the show that they said don't try

763
00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:09,199
to do at home.

764
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:10,559
Speaker 1: It was great.

765
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: It's a great time. Jackass was and it is fantastic.

766
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,159
I love Jackass.

767
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing anyway. So this bar

768
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,480
is filled with really dark, decrepit stuff. There were stockings

769
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:26,880
on the ceiling and there's like dismembered hands in them.

770
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,599
Speaker 1: Do you have to reachase? Are you encouraged to in

771
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:31,039
the ceiling?

772
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,199
Speaker 2: You can't get in there?

773
00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:37,599
Speaker 1: A skin stockings skin stockings, Yeah, stockings made out of skin.

774
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 2: They had lamps that had face skin like had eyeholes.

775
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,199
Shade was a face, Yeah it is. It's a very

776
00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:51,880
Portland thing, honestly. And anyway, all the drinks were funky

777
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,119
little concoctions where they were like this is Grinch juice

778
00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,679
and it's green and it obviously used dry eyes. So

779
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,840
there was like smoke stuff capp you know. It was

780
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,840
a a good theme experience where they put in a

781
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,239
lot of energy to make this place look crazy. I

782
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,039
don't think it would be for the fate of Heart

783
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,840
because it's so dark and gruesome. I think it's actually

784
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,000
probably stressful to someone who doesn't like horror stuff, but

785
00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:20,559
for someone who really likes Halloween and enjoys Christmas festivities,

786
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,559
it is the perfect combination of Halloween Christmas.

787
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: I've ever had what's the name of it?

788
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,559
Speaker 4: I'm curious to.

789
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:32,079
Speaker 2: Ravens bar Ven Raven Ravens manner, sorry, Raven's manner. They

790
00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:35,360
only do they only do this Christmas thing from December

791
00:38:36,639 --> 00:38:40,880
to January, like it's a December situation. But when they do,

792
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:46,840
like the trees with fucked up stuff. Yeah, and they

793
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,679
have crampis. He's like an animatronic guy and he's like,

794
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,719
eat children.

795
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:57,599
Speaker 1: What's great? Is it? Is it still like a what's

796
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:00,519
the word I'm looking for? Is it still like similar

797
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,559
morbid curiosity theme the rest of the year, just without Christmas?

798
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,639
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, all year round weird shit and during Christmas

799
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:12,840
they're like everything is Christmasy, but it's also still fucked up.

800
00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 3: They burned pentagrams into the Hamburger buns.

801
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, this place is cool.

802
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 4: I like this.

803
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 2: Your drinks can come with tarot cards or like they're

804
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,280
served on a Ouiji board like.

805
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:32,639
Speaker 1: Theyre looks like they live in Portland. Awesome. I just like,

806
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:35,840
I've never seen more four more partland looking people in

807
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,559
my life.

808
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 2: They really do have that vibe to them for sure.

809
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, they've got like nome to plumes here, Mum

810
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:53,320
Mordred Elizabeth Raven, Lady Maryann Raven aka Lady Red. All

811
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,480
right cool.

812
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:58,039
Speaker 2: I was thoroughly impressed because usually when you do stuff

813
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,760
like this like it feel it was a little hamstrung.

814
00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:06,559
These people are committed, a very committed space. It had,

815
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,239
uh it even had like a casket and it had

816
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,559
a sensor bar, so when you go past it, there's

817
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:18,719
a knock from the inside, like somebody's in there. It's

818
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,679
just cute, like they put a lot of energy into

819
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,000
like making you a little scared, uh and stressed out,

820
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:27,840
but also just enjoy the Christmas festivities.

821
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:29,519
Speaker 1: I love to be stressed out at bars.

822
00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: I yeah, it's during the holiday. There's a special time

823
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,239
where you get to be scared. In Christmas.

824
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 3: I can stress the bars for like go to order

825
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:42,840
drink and it just seems like it takes twenty minutes

826
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,360
for the bartender to see you. So that would be

827
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,079
my theme bar if I wanted to be stressed was

828
00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:48,320
just the bartender never looks at you.

829
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,599
Speaker 2: Your horror bar is that they don't know that you're there.

830
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's exactly. I'm holding it, and.

831
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 2: Then you look at your hand and look in the

832
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,960
mirror and there's no there.

833
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: My back. I don't even know this. Either during college

834
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,679
or immediately after. My friend and I were at a

835
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:16,639
very crowded bar in New York actually, and he ended

836
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,599
up we were basically waiting for the bartender for so

837
00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:21,000
long that he ended up kind of like waving to

838
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:23,880
try to flag her down, and she did not appreciate that.

839
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,920
She said, never wave at bartenders, so he took it

840
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,079
upon himself to try to get her. She left, he

841
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,280
went to the other side, and then instead of waving,

842
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,400
he just kept trying to like make eye contact with her,

843
00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:38,079
really wide eyed, like trying to get in her line

844
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,199
of sight. And I think she she actually ended up

845
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,920
finding it funny and as opposed to being further pissed.

846
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,159
So it worked out. Yeah, that's good.

847
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a really great ending, because I would

848
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,960
have thought that she was just been even more pissed

849
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
to been a bad story.

850
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:59,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it worked out. That was the same bar.

851
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,119
If I told you guys this story where this is

852
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,840
like the middle of the day and we've popped in.

853
00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:07,119
My my friend at the time was doing like beer

854
00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:11,159
sales from breweries direct to different bars, and he had

855
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:12,559
to like make rounds. So he's like, yeah, I want

856
00:42:12,559 --> 00:42:14,400
to come with me. So I went to get a

857
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,920
burger at this one place on the south end of

858
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,360
Medison Square Park that's no longer there. It used to

859
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,480
be this like nautical theme bar. So I was sitting

860
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,880
there eating a burger, and the landlord of the like

861
00:42:27,039 --> 00:42:29,760
bar and a few apartments above it came down while

862
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:33,639
my friend was talking to the bartender and the manager,

863
00:42:34,559 --> 00:42:37,719
and she struck up a conversation with me. I don't

864
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,400
know how else to describe her besides just saying she

865
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,360
was a character, like she had she had been in

866
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,480
this building long enough to be able to, like, you know,

867
00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:46,280
she had been renting out this bar for a long time.

868
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,719
And she asked us what our names were, and we said,

869
00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:52,159
and I should also mention she seemed like she had

870
00:42:52,199 --> 00:42:54,440
been drinking since like ten am. She asked us what

871
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,239
our names were were, like Mike and Nick. She's like

872
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:02,159
Spike and Vic. What kind of crazy names to those? Yeah,

873
00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:05,639
we'd call each other Vic and Spike a tag team. Yeah,

874
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,920
this all happened at the same bar over the years.

875
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,679
I miss it, but but yeah, anyway.

876
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,119
Speaker 3: I've have I told you guys my stink bomb college

877
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:16,880
thing that I used to do when bars were too busy.

878
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: You'd let off stink bombs and crowded bars.

879
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,559
Speaker 3: So basically there's like there's this one bar in Lawrence

880
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,599
called Brothers that my friends like to go to, and

881
00:43:23,639 --> 00:43:25,280
like it was good in that it was like dollar

882
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,880
fifty you call it, so it's I can get a

883
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,039
whiskey coke for dollar fifty on like a Friday night.

884
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,280
But it was like a big kind of like Broie

885
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,639
like bar with like a dance floor and stuff. And

886
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:35,199
like I always hated that. I never wanted to, like

887
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,559
hear popular music. I never wanted to dance or anything.

888
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,519
So my friends would just find people to dance with

889
00:43:40,559 --> 00:43:41,800
and then go to the dance floor and I would

890
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,519
just grumble and sit at the bar and stuff. But

891
00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:46,119
like they would never serve me. It was just always

892
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:48,360
so damn busy and they would always serve like girls

893
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,960
first and everything. So I'd just be standing there like

894
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,280
a dope forever, trying to get a beer. And so

895
00:43:52,639 --> 00:43:56,639
I would typically have stink bombs on me, like the

896
00:43:56,679 --> 00:43:59,320
real bad ones in like glass that have like sulfurous

897
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,639
like it will make an entire house smell like just

898
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,599
the most potent fart ever for like a day and

899
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:05,039
a half.

900
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 4: And I would if.

901
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,559
Speaker 3: I was particularly salty that night or I couldn't get

902
00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:10,920
a drink, I would just crunch it under my foot

903
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,840
and watch like mass amounts of people leave the bar

904
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:17,079
just because like this smell is so fucking bad here,

905
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,880
and now I get to get my.

906
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: Drinks and you were just enjoying your fart filled bar.

907
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 1: That is, I mean, that's better than not having a

908
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,840
drink at a bar. I don't know, it's just the

909
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:33,679
most I don't even I don't. I'm too tired to

910
00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:35,440
tell you how pissed off that makes me that he

911
00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:37,159
did that. I know it's proferit.

912
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,679
Speaker 3: There were plenty just like, oh boy, I would have

913
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,960
kicked my own ass time back there.

914
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't have the energy to get to lay into

915
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,280
you right now, I will say.

916
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: When I first moved to San Francisco, I lived on

917
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,360
a busier street that was right outside of a club,

918
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:00,360
and within my first two weeks of moving in the

919
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,679
club would let out at two in the morning, and

920
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,519
these people who are dancing in the club would put

921
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,840
music on in their cars and dance in the street.

922
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:13,360
And they did it every like weekend, you know, Friday

923
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:18,159
and Saturday night that when I was there, Yeah, the

924
00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:24,559
one right off of Sutter and I I was so

925
00:45:24,679 --> 00:45:27,400
frustrated because they would party until four in the morning.

926
00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:31,440
That dan I went to a store and bought stink

927
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:40,599
bombs and the next Saturday, You're a monster. But I

928
00:45:40,639 --> 00:45:44,599
opened up my window and through through stink bombs at

929
00:45:44,599 --> 00:45:48,079
them while they were doing their little uh dancing at

930
00:45:48,119 --> 00:45:50,199
three in the morning, and I did get them to

931
00:45:50,199 --> 00:45:52,039
stop doing it. I think, well, I don't know if it.

932
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,199
Speaker 1: Was me.

933
00:45:54,079 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: Doing it such a baby about it. I like opened

934
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,400
I turned off all the lights, I opened up my window,

935
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,599
and I kind of like you know, tried to throw

936
00:46:01,639 --> 00:46:03,400
them as close as I could to the group, and

937
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,159
then like hid and went back to bed. But they

938
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:09,840
stopped doing it after a couple of weeks, and so

939
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,039
I figured there was maybe it was working. But I

940
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:15,320
also heard that someone ended up getting stabbed at that club,

941
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,840
so oh, it could have been.

942
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,199
Speaker 1: Drink.

943
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,519
Speaker 3: He couldn't get a drink Wow, they still sell them.

944
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:24,960
I was thinking like, oh, I wonder if they just

945
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,079
don't sell those anymore. But they sell them on Amazon

946
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,639
and they look exactly like cartoon guy stinky on the

947
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,239
on the cover.

948
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,119
Speaker 1: Yeahals, you have to break step.

949
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wow, they still just do this, don't they. Wait,

950
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:41,119
wet birds spray. Oh, I've never done firt spray, but yeah,

951
00:46:41,159 --> 00:46:47,239
these are vials. Probably the spray is not fun.

952
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 4: I should buy some of these vials.

953
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,119
Speaker 1: They Oh god, I.

954
00:46:52,039 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 2: Mean, you don't know, sent them to your dad because

955
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,679
it could have saved him from selling his fucking house

956
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,280
if he just made it really stinky.

957
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 4: You working on that without the stink bomb.

958
00:47:03,079 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: The neighbors coming up to say hi, and he just

959
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,400
immediately starts dropping him on the deck and stomping on them. Ye,

960
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,599
come back.

961
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 3: What are dude bombs? It's from the dude wipes people.

962
00:47:14,639 --> 00:47:19,039
What toilet Oh, dude dude bombs, toilet stink eliminator.

963
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,119
Speaker 1: What are dude wipes? Oh?

964
00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:23,119
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know dude wipes because they sponsored

965
00:47:23,159 --> 00:47:24,159
like a WrestleMania match.

966
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,679
Speaker 1: I assume it's just like.

967
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,159
Speaker 3: Like sanitary wipes or when you're shitting, but like marketing

968
00:47:29,199 --> 00:47:32,320
it's like the Doctor Pepper ten of wipes for your butt.

969
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. I talk about you keep using

970
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,440
ten is the one that keep for women? You keep

971
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,840
comparing things to other things that I then have further

972
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,000
questions about.

973
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,559
Speaker 3: Doctor Pepper ten is the one with ten manly calories.

974
00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:49,920
It's not for women like those diet sodas. Yes, gotcha.

975
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,440
It's a clever, clever marketing.

976
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,639
Speaker 4: Wow, there's lots of different man.

977
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,639
Speaker 3: The stink bomb industry is blown up since I last

978
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,679
used one. They have Trump branded tink bombs.

979
00:48:01,199 --> 00:48:03,079
Speaker 2: You should invest in stink bombs.

980
00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 4: Stink bomb stock is going high.

981
00:48:05,079 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. T n K an actual stock probably, Oh.

982
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 3: My, oh god, it's stonks. That's what it is. Stonks.

983
00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:23,119
Speaker 1: Ticker is s t n K like a meme stock.

984
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 4: It sounds like it's probably some thing.

985
00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:28,159
Speaker 2: I think stinks is funnier stinks.

986
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, Stink's a good word for what it is.

987
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 2: S t i n X stinks.

988
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 4: We can't have five? Can you on your ticker?

989
00:48:36,599 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: Well?

990
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,639
Speaker 2: The hashtag is s right, do you know what I'm

991
00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:41,079
talking about?

992
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:41,519
Speaker 1: No?

993
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:44,039
Speaker 2: Like you use the money symbol.

994
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do? Like dollar sign? Oh, you can use

995
00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:49,320
the dollar sign as the first dollar sign tank, So

996
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,559
you're saying Tink would be the okay tanks with an X.

997
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,199
But then when the dollar sign look like stinks okay

998
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,280
Tinks stock? Can we just come up with a crazy

999
00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,920
Are we gonna be millionaires from the episode?

1000
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 4: No, there's nothing has the Tinks sticker?

1001
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:08,119
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the ons good make that for stink

1002
00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:11,119
bomb company. Why is kind of stock called Tinks on

1003
00:49:11,679 --> 00:49:12,639
the stock trade?

1004
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: Why are they trading stocks at all?

1005
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,519
Speaker 1: They're all in on the stink bomb market? All right?

1006
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:20,719
Listen up, everybody, can I is a fraud if I

1007
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,000
like encourage people to go buy a stock and probably

1008
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,559
let's amplify it.

1009
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,079
Speaker 2: If you pump and dump it.

1010
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's an pumping Wait, Tinks is at Tinks

1011
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:37,159
is a TikTok. This is an influencer. There's a woman

1012
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,639
named Tinks. Uh so we'd have to fight her for it.

1013
00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:42,280
But I don't think she's on the stock exchange.

1014
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: What does she do?

1015
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,519
Speaker 4: What's she influence?

1016
00:49:44,119 --> 00:49:47,199
Speaker 3: She does the It's Me Tinks podcast on Stitcher radio.

1017
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,960
Tinker Bell pop culture and Relationships, Oh Okay. In April

1018
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,960
twenty twenty two, a series of controversial tweets posted by

1019
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,239
tinks resurface on a thread and the subredded R slash

1020
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,320
tinks dark.

1021
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:03,079
Speaker 1: What was controversial?

1022
00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 3: They were fat bo big, misogynistic, targeting stars such as

1023
00:50:06,039 --> 00:50:11,000
Kim Kardashian. Okay, come did collaborate with Tabasco Sauce in

1024
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,719
twenty twenty three, though, so she came back, Oh ship

1025
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,400
Yeah yeah, Tinks Bowl in collaboration was Chipotle nice wow

1026
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:27,400
resurging Yeah, though, No.

1027
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 2: You're going straight to dumping. You're not pumping.

1028
00:50:29,639 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm prem prety all dump no pump anticipatory dump.

1029
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:38,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that means it's fun to say

1030
00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:42,719
all all dump no pump, Yeah, all dump.

1031
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,079
Speaker 1: I sent dan a uh. Instagram is really honed in

1032
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:50,920
on my tastes. It's served me ads for these like

1033
00:50:51,119 --> 00:50:54,679
T shirts that it's like old school Japanese wood cut styles,

1034
00:50:54,679 --> 00:50:56,719
but it's a black cat sitting like a human on

1035
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,400
a toilet smoking a cigarette, and that it says born

1036
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,039
to ship, forced to wipe.

1037
00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: The baize.

1038
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: Instagram DM history is weird. It's a lot of office

1039
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:16,760
wine memes and like he's sending him Mad Tower in Paris,

1040
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,719
clear mercy love. It from one masterpiece to Stephanie here

1041
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,559
another masterpiece. We're here, go to We're gonna bring the

1042
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:31,400
Eiffel Tower town. I gotta work on my macho man

1043
00:51:33,079 --> 00:51:37,880
nightmare anymore. I gotta any more coke, give the drugs. Wait,

1044
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,039
let's give it a few more seconds, because I don't

1045
00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:41,920
want that to be the last thing we said right before,

1046
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,719
and we might have an ad goes up.

1047
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 2: No, I think it should just killing. Do you guys

1048
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,639
want to talk about video games?

1049
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it all right now that we've all

1050
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,440
got a jpeg of and on the top in our discord,

1051
00:51:56,599 --> 00:51:59,840
just staring at us. Uh, what what's going on with

1052
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,199
an Ena Jones? This game sounds good? Yeah, it's it's good.

1053
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,519
I kind of went in with no expectations of this one.

1054
00:52:07,199 --> 00:52:10,000
I mean, you know, it was machine games, which I

1055
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:12,119
really like those Wolfings Sign games a lot, but obviously

1056
00:52:12,119 --> 00:52:13,920
like an indie game is going to feel different than that.

1057
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,840
So I was like, all right, molible's to see you know,

1058
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,559
you know, whenever you're dealing with like a big license

1059
00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:21,239
like that, there could be you know, changes that aren't

1060
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,639
I'm skeptical of license stuff, and I do feel like

1061
00:52:24,199 --> 00:52:27,920
this is on par with like Batman Arkham Asylum, with

1062
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,400
like the most I've been like, oh shit, they just

1063
00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:32,599
nailed the feel of this ip like, you know, the

1064
00:52:32,639 --> 00:52:34,159
way Arkham made me feel like, oh this is like

1065
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,039
I feel like Batman playing this game and everything that

1066
00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:40,800
that entails. This feels like an Indiana Jones movie. And

1067
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,000
the stuff you're doing in it is not just you're

1068
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,280
not just playing Wolfenstein and you've got an Indiana Jones

1069
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,679
skin on. It is like the music's things, and the

1070
00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:51,159
way the cut scenes kind of flow in and out

1071
00:52:51,199 --> 00:52:52,960
of the action and what you're actually doing.

1072
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 4: You're not just like you're barely using guns in this game.

1073
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 3: It's a lot of like grabbing weird stuff like frying

1074
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,199
pans and then like sneaking up sneaking out up on

1075
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,920
Nazis and knocking them out, pushing them off cliffs, things

1076
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,440
like that. But you're also just going through catacombs and

1077
00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:08,159
underneath churches and things like that with like a torch

1078
00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:11,360
and waving away scorpions and putting amulets and things and

1079
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,039
slight like it's it is a lot more dishonored than

1080
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:17,679
it is. Like I was thinking, like first Slash, third

1081
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,159
person uncharted Indiana Jones game, I thought it was gonna

1082
00:53:20,159 --> 00:53:23,159
be very uncharted, and it is more dishonored than it

1083
00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:26,159
is that you're like dressing up and certainly you're dressing

1084
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,199
up like a minor near like the Pyramids, you're dressing

1085
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,199
up as a priest and the Vatican, So there is

1086
00:53:31,199 --> 00:53:33,639
that kind of like stealth aspect to it and staying

1087
00:53:33,639 --> 00:53:35,880
out of sight lines, a lot of sneaking up. It

1088
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,119
is like immersive sim more than it is an uncharted

1089
00:53:39,199 --> 00:53:41,000
like I would say, that's pretty awesome.

1090
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: I uh, that's the most I've been interested in it

1091
00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:45,599
so far.

1092
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I do feel like there are some pacing

1093
00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:53,039
issues in that, Like these areas are really big and

1094
00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:55,519
they're extremely detailed, Like you know, if you played the

1095
00:53:55,519 --> 00:53:57,719
Wolf and Sign games the machine games did, like there's

1096
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,960
so much detail in the levels, so I think they

1097
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,880
I was talking to Grub about this, and I know

1098
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,159
he felt similar where it's like it feels like it

1099
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:07,880
felt like they want to get their money's or time

1100
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,000
however you wone put it worth out of these huge areas.

1101
00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:12,880
So like the Vatican has a lot of side quests

1102
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,159
and stuff you can do, and I was enjoying it

1103
00:54:14,159 --> 00:54:15,199
so much. I was like, I'm gonna do all the

1104
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,519
side quests, and at a certain point it was like

1105
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,239
there are a lot of just like, oh I talked

1106
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,320
to this none and she can't find her book, and

1107
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,840
it's like, okay, well I got to walk over here,

1108
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,679
find her book, bring it back a little cut scene.

1109
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,360
And so they're not all like the best side quest necessarily,

1110
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,760
but I don't know, if you're enjoying your time and

1111
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,239
you're not trying to rush through an area or whatever,

1112
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,119
they're they're worth doing. You know, you get level up,

1113
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,920
like you find these books and everything to level up,

1114
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,079
and it's got these adventure points, and so the fats

1115
00:54:38,119 --> 00:54:39,760
quests are getting you these things that will help you

1116
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,599
level up. So I mean they're not for not or anything.

1117
00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:44,239
It's just some of them are more exciting than others.

1118
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: So you go. So you start in the Vatican. You're

1119
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,000
also in Cairo or at Giza, Viza. Where else do

1120
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:51,239
you go?

1121
00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 3: I am just leaving Giza now where I'm at that's

1122
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,199
the second one. Yeah, there's like some stuff in between,

1123
00:54:57,199 --> 00:54:58,039
like you're on a blimp for a.

1124
00:54:58,039 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 4: Little bit as you're going down to Giza.

1125
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 3: And the opening is kind of like a Raiders of

1126
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,960
the Last arc callback like the you know the idol

1127
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,480
and the stone and everything. But I mean, Troy Baker

1128
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,639
kills it as Indiana Jones here. It's crazy because like

1129
00:55:11,639 --> 00:55:14,840
Harrison Port is a pretty distinctive voice, and he he's

1130
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,920
just nailed it. It's it didn't even occur to me

1131
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,920
that someone else would have to play it. Yeah, yeah,

1132
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,519
I mean even Harrison Ford's a live he's just like,

1133
00:55:20,519 --> 00:55:22,719
I don't know, you hear the recent Conan podcast, He's like,

1134
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,119
he sounds like a gruff old man. You know, it's cool,

1135
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:29,440
he's hilarious on that podcast. But no, Troy absolutely nails it.

1136
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,000
It's super fucking good. And yeah, it's just like the

1137
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,199
cut scenes, it really does seem like you're watching like

1138
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,800
a classic Indiana Jones movie more so than you know,

1139
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,119
Crystal Skull. I never saw the fifth one, the Dial

1140
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:42,079
of Destiny, but like this feels like it would fit

1141
00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:44,159
right at home with you know, the first three.

1142
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,639
Speaker 1: So it didn't occur to me until you said this.

1143
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,480
Now that Machine Games went from one franchise where you're

1144
00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:53,000
killing Nazis to Indiana Jones where you're killing or i

1145
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,760
mean beating Nazis.

1146
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 2: Up.

1147
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 4: No, you can killed him two. You can definitely kill him.

1148
00:55:56,519 --> 00:55:58,039
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean that's part of why I think

1149
00:55:58,039 --> 00:56:00,760
this was such an interesting choice of developer for this,

1150
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,679
and I think it was a home run. And it's like, well, okay,

1151
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,000
you've worked in this era before. I think the bigger

1152
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:09,320
risk is, like, oh, making Indiana Jones a first person

1153
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,800
game is probably something that not a lot of people

1154
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,119
would have expected. But it works, and I don't think

1155
00:56:13,159 --> 00:56:15,239
that when it does shift to third person, when you're

1156
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,280
climbing ladders or use there's a lot of using your

1157
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,639
whip to swing across you know, gaps and stuff like that.

1158
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,920
It's not that jarring or anything. So I think it

1159
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,920
does work. But yeah, the hand of hand stuff, it's

1160
00:56:26,039 --> 00:56:29,719
it's fine. Like I don't think it's it's not like

1161
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,519
this incredible deep fighting system first person or whatever. But

1162
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:35,079
like when most of the encounters are like I snuck

1163
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,880
up on this dude and fucked him up with like

1164
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,920
a lamppost, you know, it's it's fine. Like if it

1165
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,840
comes to two blows, it's okay. It's blocking, it's parying,

1166
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,039
it's left right, it's charge attacks things like that, Okay,

1167
00:56:46,079 --> 00:56:47,599
but yeah, it's a lot of sneaking around, like you

1168
00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:49,800
don't really have to. Like, if you're shooting a gun,

1169
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,480
you're kind of fucking up in this game, because like

1170
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,880
there's so much stealth in disguise stuff going on that

1171
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,079
if you're just walking around a Nazi camp and Giza

1172
00:56:57,159 --> 00:56:59,000
and you shoot a guy with a pistol, it's like, Okay,

1173
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,480
well now it's just turned into every Nazi in this

1174
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,679
camp coming after you, so behooves you.

1175
00:57:03,679 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: Not to that Soul sounds way more interesting than I. Yeah,

1176
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,400
I was thinking it would be. I don't even know

1177
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,639
what I thought it would be. I knew they were

1178
00:57:10,679 --> 00:57:13,679
gonna kind of go for like more puzzle solving. I

1179
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,519
guess Uncharted. It's the obvious comparison, but yeah, the immersive

1180
00:57:16,519 --> 00:57:20,159
sim aspect and like big sandboxy not that I not

1181
00:57:20,239 --> 00:57:23,559
that I inherently like sandbox kind of mission structure, but

1182
00:57:24,599 --> 00:57:26,880
there's something about you know, like hit Man, Dishonored, I

1183
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,800
love where you can kind of explore something actually like

1184
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,519
dense environment. M M. It's not just filled with filler,

1185
00:57:33,519 --> 00:57:35,239
even though it does sound like there's some filler.

1186
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,199
Speaker 3: Well, And like the puzzles and the action and the stealth,

1187
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,920
like all these aspects are not particularly I don't mean

1188
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,920
this sound like an instul but they're not particularly deep

1189
00:57:44,199 --> 00:57:46,599
in the same way that like the Indie movies are

1190
00:57:46,639 --> 00:57:48,360
not like a hard challenging watch.

1191
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,199
Speaker 1: You know. They's just fun.

1192
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,719
Speaker 3: It's just a fun time with the movies, you know,

1193
00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:53,199
and this is just a fun video game. It's not

1194
00:57:53,559 --> 00:57:55,360
like these puzzles are not like I'm not breaking out

1195
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,639
the notepad and drawing symbols and things like that.

1196
00:57:57,679 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: It's pretty breezy overall.

1197
00:58:00,079 --> 00:58:03,199
Speaker 2: What's the story, Like, Basically, there's.

1198
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,079
Speaker 3: A mcguffin where it's like, oh, the Great Circle is

1199
00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:07,360
this thing. It's this artifact where there's several different parts

1200
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,639
of it and it, you know, they think that you

1201
00:58:09,639 --> 00:58:11,760
can get great power if you get all these pieces

1202
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,199
of the circle together. So the Nazis are trying to

1203
00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:16,719
get it for their nefarious Nazi purposes, and Indie is

1204
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,360
trying to you know, beat them to it basically, So.

1205
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 2: Indy versus Nazis totally yeah, easy, yeah, and easy.

1206
00:58:24,559 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: It's the two best movies all over again. Yeah, yeah,

1207
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,280
it's uh, there's no Nazis in Templa Doom if I

1208
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,559
don't really One and three definitely did. But yeah, yeah,

1209
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,639
she had a lot of them.

1210
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, three, I loved three because like, three was the

1211
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,039
one that I was old enough to see in the

1212
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:39,840
theaters when it came out. I just saw the first

1213
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,679
couple on BHS and uh, yeah, I love three.

1214
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:45,679
Speaker 2: Is that the one with the baby indie kid Indy?

1215
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 4: Three has River Phoenix at the beginning.

1216
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it shows why he's afraid of snakes and stuff

1217
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,000
like that and how he got his whip. It's like

1218
00:58:52,039 --> 00:58:54,119
one of the first like times I remember being like, Okay,

1219
00:58:54,159 --> 00:58:56,800
we didn't really need to explain why this character, you know,

1220
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,880
was afraid of snakes or likes whips. Yeah, every care

1221
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:01,960
your trade has explained in like a five minute scene.

1222
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,599
It's like, Okay, we didn't need that, but.

1223
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, I'm excited to play that.

1224
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not like an obsessive indie fan or

1225
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,039
anything like I said, I'd even see the last one.

1226
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,840
I like Indiana Jones. I like them a lot growing

1227
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,320
up in the first trilogy. But yeah, so I went

1228
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,320
in not particularly like excited or pessimistic about it. I

1229
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,039
was like, aeah, let's see how this is. And I've

1230
00:59:23,079 --> 00:59:25,639
been very positive on it since playing it. I'm like

1231
00:59:25,719 --> 00:59:26,239
twelve hours.

1232
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: Then.

1233
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 2: I would say some people are like already calling this

1234
00:59:29,159 --> 00:59:34,239
their personal goady, which I think is very I mean,

1235
00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:37,480
it's a huge deal to like have its skyrocket to

1236
00:59:37,519 --> 00:59:40,000
your list that quickly. Do you think it's at that

1237
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:41,679
level or do you think it's also like end of

1238
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:43,440
the year madness where it's like, hey, this is the

1239
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,880
game that was good that I played this close to Gody,

1240
00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:48,440
so it's top of mind recentcy guy.

1241
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,239
Speaker 3: I think it'll probably be like in the lower half

1242
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,000
of my top ten.

1243
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 4: I think by the time of the year's done.

1244
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,159
Speaker 3: But I guess we're gonna have to wait and see

1245
00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:57,880
you when fire Escape does its Game of the Year

1246
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,719
for twenty What are we doing.

1247
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:01,119
Speaker 1: That twenty twenty five?

1248
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:06,199
Speaker 3: Oh oh right, okay, well we'll find out next October

1249
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:06,719
or something that.

1250
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,559
Speaker 2: Would you have crammed it into, hargdie.

1251
01:00:10,199 --> 01:00:12,519
Speaker 3: I don't think, Well, what was our final top ten?

1252
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,119
I know that's an interesting question. I forget to pull

1253
01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:17,840
that up real quick. I don't remember what our top

1254
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,320
ten was. It would not I would not have tried

1255
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:25,119
to make it. Let's hell divers, asked your robot. Those

1256
01:00:25,159 --> 01:00:27,360
all would stay. I think I wouldn't put any above

1257
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,480
any of those. I don't think, uh yeah, okay, I'm

1258
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,480
looking at our top ten here hell divers after about

1259
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,679
Prince of Persia, wild bastards like a dragon, lowerly crow country,

1260
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,440
UFO metaphor. I mean, there's obviously the ones that I

1261
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,480
wouldn't get. I'm in a metaphor anyway, I would maybe

1262
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,480
put this above UFO.

1263
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I like you significant it's it's eligible

1264
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,519
for next year's Game of the Year by our.

1265
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 2: By our definition.

1266
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Valguard, which I gotta play.

1267
01:00:55,639 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna play that.

1268
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: I didn't say I can't make me not going to Okay,

1269
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,840
but I got bigger fish to fry. That looks like

1270
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,679
a nerve game. Sick. Yeah, it is. It's probably very

1271
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:13,960
It's definitely very nerdy. Mary. What have you been playing.

1272
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 2: I've been playing, uh, this new indie game called O.

1273
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: You been playing Andy two? You are so silly.

1274
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 2: You remember when you said you were you're an advocate

1275
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:34,639
for indies earlier this year number one advocate for Indy's.

1276
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: Supposed by number one. Moltro was my number one, or

1277
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:40,199
no it wasn't. It's number two. So I guess I

1278
01:01:40,199 --> 01:01:42,360
think I like INDI's more than Dan. Dan's always just

1279
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,559
shilling for the Triple a game.

1280
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 3: I'm looking at my top ten of the year and

1281
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,719
they're mostly indies.

1282
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1283
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:52,039
Speaker 3: Read it off Balatro, Mini shoot Adventures, Thank Goodness you're here.

1284
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,079
You a boat, Biffy Wild Bastards are those indy games.

1285
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: No, no call of Duty.

1286
01:02:10,719 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: So Naiad is a one person team made by one person,

1287
01:02:17,519 --> 01:02:21,800
and it is a very calming, zen like experience where

1288
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:26,280
you are playing I want to say a water nymph

1289
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:32,000
or a girl that is only underwater. Essentially, your face

1290
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:33,440
can come up every once in a while, but it

1291
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:38,360
doesn't seem like, Yeah, the graphics are are simple, but

1292
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,440
I think delicate and easy on the eyes. So I

1293
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:45,320
would just say this is a simplified looking and sounding game,

1294
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,719
but it appeals to the senses and the sense that

1295
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,599
this is clearly meant to have a calming effect on

1296
01:02:51,639 --> 01:02:56,440
the player. You are swimming down this river and you

1297
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,639
will come across visual elements that are puzzle, but the

1298
01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:02,480
game doesn't literally tell you what to do. And I'll

1299
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:07,400
give you an example. You will see lily pads, and

1300
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,599
you will see you'll swim a little further and you'll

1301
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:13,400
see frogs on rocks, and you might think to yourself, oh,

1302
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,599
when I get near them, and I make a little noise.

1303
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,760
My nymph makes like a little sound. I can knock

1304
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,360
the frogs off of the rocks and they follow me,

1305
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,599
and then I will take them to the lily pads

1306
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:27,199
and they will jump on the lily pads. And if

1307
01:03:27,239 --> 01:03:28,719
I can get all the frogs to get on the

1308
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,760
lily pads, something happens. And so the game is very

1309
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,960
softly encouraging you to solve these visual puzzles, but it's

1310
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,960
also trying not to like overdo it or tell you

1311
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,679
literally what to do. That can be frustrating in the

1312
01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:47,559
sense that sometimes you will be like, sometimes I feel

1313
01:03:47,559 --> 01:03:49,440
like you'll be like, what am I supposed to do here?

1314
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,360
And the game isn't literally telling you what to do,

1315
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,079
and that's frustrating. But most of the time you can

1316
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,400
you can figure out what the game is trying to do.

1317
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,159
I'll give you another one that's pretty obvious, which which

1318
01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:03,719
is like you'll see a duck and you'll keep swimming

1319
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,039
and you'll see ducklings, and it's like, these ducklings probably

1320
01:04:07,039 --> 01:04:08,880
need to be with their mom, and so you're guiding

1321
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:10,840
things back to their home, or you're putting them in

1322
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,119
a certain word you know how like in Zelda, how

1323
01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:16,400
you would see symmetrical rocks and one rock would be

1324
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,159
off slightly and you'd think to yourself, like, I should

1325
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,320
put a rock there, and when you do, the little

1326
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:21,760
guy would go.

1327
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you find me.

1328
01:04:23,239 --> 01:04:27,239
Speaker 2: Okay, it's that I will find You will find things,

1329
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,239
and you will say, oh, I think something's a little off,

1330
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,599
and you'll fix it and then you will get rewarded.

1331
01:04:33,079 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: Is it so?

1332
01:04:33,639 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 3: Is it just general exploratory or is there like a

1333
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,239
critical path, like are there fights or anything or like that.

1334
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good question. There's no boss battles. This

1335
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,760
is a very relaxing game. I keep saying that, but

1336
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,320
I mean I couldn't express that more. There's even you

1337
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:54,079
can go down the waterfall path, like you can keep

1338
01:04:54,119 --> 01:04:57,559
going and not solve these things, which is very interesting

1339
01:04:57,559 --> 01:04:59,599
to me. And I think if you just literally go

1340
01:04:59,639 --> 01:05:04,480
down all the waterfalls and don't do any of these puzzles,

1341
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,639
you probably burn through this game in like forty minutes.

1342
01:05:06,639 --> 01:05:09,519
But that's not the point. If you do the puzzles,

1343
01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:12,960
some of which are quite intricate, I'm sure this game

1344
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,159
would take four or five hours. Like I got stuck

1345
01:05:15,199 --> 01:05:18,079
a couple times, and then I accidentally went down the waterfall,

1346
01:05:18,119 --> 01:05:19,519
and then I was just in a new area. So

1347
01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:21,320
it just doesn't punish you. If you don't want to

1348
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:25,840
figure it out, you don't have to You don't have

1349
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,280
to do anything. Really. There's also puzzles that I think

1350
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:32,199
are a little too complicated because they don't again tell

1351
01:05:32,199 --> 01:05:36,000
you what to do, and so you'll be there'll be

1352
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:41,000
like maybe these people that are mining and if you

1353
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:44,159
release animals will follow you if you make a noise,

1354
01:05:44,199 --> 01:05:45,639
so maybe you get an animal to get close to

1355
01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:48,199
them and it scares them. Some of these are simple

1356
01:05:48,239 --> 01:05:50,400
puzzles where it's like put two and two together. Some

1357
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,199
of them are put two and two and two together.

1358
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,119
And some of these puzzles are like, hey, there's eight

1359
01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:56,320
steps for you to finish this, and I've been like

1360
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,199
six steps through, not knowing what else to do and

1361
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,320
being like whatever, I'm going down this waterfall. As soon

1362
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,920
as I felt frustrated, I just left. I would like

1363
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,199
to play through it and actually solve every puzzle, but

1364
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:10,599
in the spirit of what this game is doing, if

1365
01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:12,199
I ever was like I don't know what this game

1366
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:14,000
wants me to do, I just quit and gave up,

1367
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,199
like you went down the river and relaxed.

1368
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like a lazy river, which I'm a

1369
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:18,920
big lazy river guy.

1370
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,599
Speaker 2: It is, it's very lazy river. I think it is

1371
01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:26,960
meant for you to just it is just meant for

1372
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:30,800
you to relax and enjoy it. It's audibly like, it's

1373
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,920
very comforting and calming. Your sounds are very light and easy.

1374
01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:37,360
All the sounds of the environment are nice. You'll hear

1375
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,480
the frogs and the ducks and the environment. There's like

1376
01:06:40,639 --> 01:06:44,000
bees buzzing, and you interact with some animals as well.

1377
01:06:44,039 --> 01:06:47,280
There's oh it's neat. In the menu, it'll show you

1378
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,239
all the fauna in every area that you've discovered. And

1379
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,559
so there were animals that didn't discover in certain areas.

1380
01:06:53,559 --> 01:06:55,559
I'd like to replay and find them all. But again

1381
01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:58,400
you don't have to. You can fill your rolodex full

1382
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,559
of all the alligators and the eel and all the

1383
01:07:01,599 --> 01:07:05,719
different funky animals, or you could just like, uh not

1384
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,880
do that and and and just go down the river.

1385
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,199
So I think it's it depends on the type of

1386
01:07:11,239 --> 01:07:13,480
person and gamer you are. I would say for someone

1387
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,199
who's like, hey, I need relaxing games, that calm me

1388
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,599
down and give me like an ease to my evening.

1389
01:07:20,679 --> 01:07:22,639
This is for you if you're like no, But I

1390
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,280
do want like a challenge and I want to be

1391
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,199
able to like min max my experience. This is not

1392
01:07:26,239 --> 01:07:28,480
for you. There's no mind maxing, there's no boss fight,

1393
01:07:28,519 --> 01:07:31,920
there's no score. This is more of an experience, I

1394
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,039
would say, than like a traditional video game. But you

1395
01:07:34,079 --> 01:07:38,920
are interacting with the environment. You are solving uh, simple puzzles,

1396
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,239
I will say. Even though I say simple, there were

1397
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,079
a couple that stumped me that I did not solve.

1398
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:46,920
So I don't think this is an easy walk about game.

1399
01:07:47,239 --> 01:07:49,119
But the beauty of it is that you can always

1400
01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:51,599
ignore the puzzles and continue on your journey. You don't

1401
01:07:51,679 --> 01:07:52,679
have to solve anything.

1402
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: It's a good looking game.

1403
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,199
Speaker 3: It makes me think of a Does it play like

1404
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:00,519
Tubin for the Nes? Look at the discord this box

1405
01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:01,199
art of Tubin?

1406
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, yeah that is box.

1407
01:08:05,239 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: Art right there.

1408
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,719
Speaker 3: Everyone look up Tubin for the Nes by tingin. Uh

1409
01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:11,440
that's a fun game around a tube.

1410
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, got some Tubin motivations to you.

1411
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,399
Speaker 1: Tub Like.

1412
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 2: I think it's tubin like. I think it has some

1413
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,039
aspects of tubin.

1414
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:28,039
Speaker 3: That's a really funny genre. N we gotta get tuban

1415
01:08:28,239 --> 01:08:28,640
like over.

1416
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 2: I think it is like meant to just relax, go

1417
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,600
down the river, don't worry about your life. But I

1418
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:40,039
will also just say like I was relaxed when I

1419
01:08:40,079 --> 01:08:42,800
played this. I played this casually on my couch on

1420
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:44,439
my Steam deck, which is like one of my favorite

1421
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:50,760
ways to play games. I felt very relaxed throughout the experience.

1422
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,079
I wish that the puzzles were a bit more intuitive.

1423
01:08:54,199 --> 01:08:56,600
I could see that they weren't literally trying to tell

1424
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,840
me what to do, but there were a couple of

1425
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,560
times where I was like, I don't I don't fully

1426
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,880
understand what I'm supposed to do next. And there's also

1427
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:09,439
secret tunnels throughout this game, and if you aren't putting

1428
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,840
your body next to every wall, you might miss a

1429
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:17,000
secret entrance that you needed to complete a puzzle, So

1430
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:20,159
that can be a little frustrating. But again, like it's

1431
01:09:20,159 --> 01:09:22,079
not meant to be like you can just you can

1432
01:09:22,119 --> 01:09:25,239
just relax your way through this game. So anyway, I

1433
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:29,199
enjoyed it. I I finished it in Uh yeah, I

1434
01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:31,039
think it's like three to four hours. It's not It's

1435
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:34,680
not like a long experience, but uh uh a delightful

1436
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:38,920
way to spend an evening and I liked it nice. Also,

1437
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,279
one guy, so cool when a games are made by one.

1438
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: On your PC or on my steam deck.

1439
01:09:45,079 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 2: I played it on my steam Deck, and I think

1440
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,600
it lends itself to a steam deck, like it is

1441
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:54,520
a It is a steam deck style game in my opinion.

1442
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,119
You can sit on a couch and play this.

1443
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 4: And I love steam Deck. I think all the time

1444
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,680
that how much i've steam Deck.

1445
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 3: And I had a moment the other night where it's like,

1446
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,560
Okaykayle's gonna stream, so I want to put her up

1447
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,079
on the TV. And then but I really want to

1448
01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:07,560
play Indie. I wonder if that can run on my

1449
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,680
steam Deck, and I'm looking up stuff about like how

1450
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,520
can Indie run on a steam Deck. It's like, not

1451
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,199
really that well, I've realized, wait a minute, I can

1452
01:10:14,239 --> 01:10:17,960
fucking stream to my like from my forty ninety computer

1453
01:10:18,079 --> 01:10:20,680
in the other room, and I'm playing it looking great,

1454
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,239
not downloading anything locally with the steam Deck, and I'm

1455
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:25,079
just playing Indiana Jones on my steam Deck in the

1456
01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:27,840
other room, Like fuck, this is what an incredible device.

1457
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:32,520
Speaker 2: This is The future is here. Yeah, good, it's really

1458
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,880
it's really nice to experience it like that, and so

1459
01:10:35,119 --> 01:10:38,079
I I enjoyed this, but I also think it's probably

1460
01:10:38,119 --> 01:10:40,720
not for everyone. It's definitely for people who are looking

1461
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,960
for this type of experience. I would sell it to

1462
01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:45,319
someone who's like, hey, I get really stressed out at

1463
01:10:45,359 --> 01:10:46,640
my job and I like to play a game that

1464
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,760
doesn't require my whole brain half a brain. Sometimes I'd

1465
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:53,119
be playing, sometimes I'd be watching something on Netflix, or

1466
01:10:53,199 --> 01:10:56,079
like listening to music. This is that type of experience

1467
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:58,880
you could just I think it's extremely meditative. It even

1468
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,960
has not haikus, but I would say very short poems

1469
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:07,920
that you're meant to just listen, observe, and move on.

1470
01:11:08,399 --> 01:11:10,760
You don't get rewarded again. I think I got like

1471
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,880
a couple achievements, but that's not this type of game.

1472
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,279
One time I found a secret and it gave me

1473
01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:16,600
a small poem and then I was like.

1474
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: Is that it?

1475
01:11:17,079 --> 01:11:19,119
Speaker 2: And then I just left like that was it. I

1476
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:22,239
was like, you got you know, the wind breathe softly,

1477
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:23,479
all right, get the fuck out, and that was it.

1478
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:28,000
You know, they this is not meant to uh be

1479
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,439
more intense than you think it is, it's a very

1480
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,239
simple concept.

1481
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: Nice it's being a steam deck. Dan, I heard, I

1482
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,479
saw you're back into Vampire Survivors.

1483
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:44,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, what Mary just posted? Jake's gonna be so confused.

1484
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:46,720
This is in the share of Discord. It's two pictures

1485
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,199
of bombays and the box are for tubing for the

1486
01:11:49,319 --> 01:11:51,560
nes and then Mary, what the puck was your prompt for?

1487
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,199
Speaker 1: This is a hot cheese girl?

1488
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 2: I did you hear me out? So I google uh ai,

1489
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:03,159
A mid searched a woman made of nacho cheese and

1490
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:07,319
I it's just the discord like a woman, she's pretty

1491
01:12:07,359 --> 01:12:10,279
hot and human looking, but she is made of nacho cheese.

1492
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 3: I mean it looks like I would just be worried

1493
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,279
she'd be getting some like third degree burns with the Okay,

1494
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:18,920
now there's oh, folks, this is bad stuff happening in

1495
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:19,800
her discord right now.

1496
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't like it. No, I'm not horny about this.

1497
01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:28,279
Speaker 3: Well, but between Mike repeatedly spamming Gazina on a top photos,

1498
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,319
you are supposed.

1499
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 2: To be confused.

1500
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to It's one hundred percent confused, zero

1501
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:36,520
percent horny.

1502
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,560
Speaker 1: No, No, this is fucked up. I hate this. This

1503
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,520
is really a funny photo. Mary just keeps posting AI

1504
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,680
tortilla ladies. I hate it.

1505
01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:49,199
Speaker 2: They're cheese women. I'm just trying.

1506
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:50,119
Speaker 1: I don't want cheese.

1507
01:12:50,399 --> 01:12:52,520
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to find your level. Here's the thing.

1508
01:12:53,079 --> 01:12:57,199
I bet if there's like beautiful women, hot women stuff,

1509
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:01,960
you're probably still turned on. And so my question is,

1510
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,319
at what level of cheese are you?

1511
01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: Like?

1512
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,520
Speaker 2: That's too much cheese?

1513
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,800
Speaker 3: Okay, radio, Okay, listen, Okay, let's go back to the

1514
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,920
Monica Balucci thing. If you dribbled some nacho cheese and

1515
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,680
Monica Valucci, she would still be very hot. I think

1516
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,560
it would have to be like you dump, like you know,

1517
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,199
pizza the hut from space Balls. I think it's actually

1518
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:25,960
that much cheese for Monica Balucci to.

1519
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:26,359
Speaker 4: Not be od.

1520
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: This is really fun for me. This is a weird discord.

1521
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 2: This discord better not be ever be searched by the FBI.

1522
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 1: Because okay, this is this is my last one hold on.

1523
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 2: To construct.

1524
01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:50,119
Speaker 1: Oh actually okay, yeah, hear me out. When fam KYSA

1525
01:13:50,239 --> 01:13:52,119
is like AK forty seven the vents.

1526
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:55,199
Speaker 3: Oh she has the orgasm while she's shooting the gun. Yeah,

1527
01:13:55,279 --> 01:13:56,680
I think that was the first time I ever saw

1528
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,279
in an orgasm happening. I don't think it was like

1529
01:13:58,319 --> 01:13:59,039
a shooting.

1530
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 1: Orgasm, but yeah, yeah, I saw that orgasm that oh

1531
01:14:02,039 --> 01:14:06,199
many times I was like, what's happening here? Uh? Dan?

1532
01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:13,079
So you've been playing uh for Vampire Survivors. Just it's

1533
01:14:13,119 --> 01:14:17,239
my favorite gift of all time. This is great radio.

1534
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:24,119
I'm just posting camps and describing vampires radio school. What

1535
01:14:24,279 --> 01:14:25,960
did you get back into Vampire Svipers? Was it for

1536
01:14:26,039 --> 01:14:27,239
the Castlevania with.

1537
01:14:27,279 --> 01:14:30,359
Speaker 3: DLC, which is just the motion socker shit. I've played

1538
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:32,720
forty seven hours of this fucking game in the last

1539
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:36,319
two weeks. Yeah, it is just unreal. Like I have

1540
01:14:36,399 --> 01:14:36,880
loved this game.

1541
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,239
Speaker 1: I'm all my playing on my flights, not to Castmania.

1542
01:14:40,239 --> 01:14:43,560
I'm still getting through the Japanese stuff and the Contra

1543
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,640
and among Us and all that. Yeah, not among Us yet.

1544
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:47,680
I didn't get the among Us one.

1545
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,439
Speaker 3: I restarted again because I did it on one Steam account,

1546
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:52,640
then I did it on Xbox, I've done it on

1547
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,000
Switch and now I'm playing it all again to with

1548
01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:57,920
the Castlevania stuff, and it's like, this is one of

1549
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,560
my favorite games of all time, and this Castle Anything is.

1550
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,560
Speaker 1: Like bigger than the original release.

1551
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 3: And I thought, I don't want to spoil certain things,

1552
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,560
but like every time I thought, I'm like, okay, I'm

1553
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,680
probably probably done with this. I unlocked the last thing,

1554
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,359
or I got to this part on the map or whatever.

1555
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,680
There are moments where it's like, are you fucking kidding me?

1556
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,039
With the amount of stuff that it opens up and grows,

1557
01:15:18,279 --> 01:15:22,119
and like this is the ultimate Vampire Survivors experience now,

1558
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:24,680
Like this, this DLC is unreal, and even just the

1559
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,439
way that the map is laid out, and it's not

1560
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,079
just like you know, like all the maps have different

1561
01:15:29,079 --> 01:15:30,840
gimmicks and challenge levels and stuff like this, but this

1562
01:15:31,079 --> 01:15:34,039
is like a full level where you're just unlocking warp

1563
01:15:34,119 --> 01:15:37,640
points and unlocking doors and all these boss fights and

1564
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,680
everything and hidden items you can find. It is and

1565
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,960
for a game that is so like esthetically, you know,

1566
01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:45,159
pretty inspired by Castlevania, you can.

1567
01:15:45,159 --> 01:15:47,680
Speaker 1: Tell like a contract that makes sense as well.

1568
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 3: The level of love for Castlevania is so apparent here

1569
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:55,079
because it is like obscure characters and enemies and stuff

1570
01:15:55,119 --> 01:15:57,119
like that, and it's like just the love of Castlevania

1571
01:15:57,239 --> 01:15:59,000
is all over this and it's just got me thinking

1572
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,520
about the series a ton again. Like I talked Kayla

1573
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,720
into playing a Simpthing to the Night. She's never played

1574
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,359
a Caslvania before, so she started streaming that. I'm watching

1575
01:16:06,399 --> 01:16:08,159
her play Something to Night, and I'm like, God, damn it,

1576
01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:11,359
Caslovania is so fucking good. So I'm just on a

1577
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:13,000
huge Caslvania.

1578
01:16:12,479 --> 01:16:14,640
Speaker 4: Kick right now. I have so much appreciation for that series.

1579
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,359
Speaker 3: It makes me want to play the DS ones again

1580
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,439
on that new thing they put out, the Dominants Collection,

1581
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:21,960
and yeah, if you have not played Vampire Survivors yet,

1582
01:16:22,399 --> 01:16:24,000
right now is such an easy like I don't know

1583
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,840
if there's a bundle deal on Steam or something, but

1584
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,199
like the base game and all of the DLC are

1585
01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:29,279
all like a few bucks each.

1586
01:16:30,039 --> 01:16:32,640
Speaker 4: Just get this game. It is so fantastic.

1587
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,560
Speaker 2: N this point is so reasonable for the amount of

1588
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:36,680
gameplay that you can.

1589
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,640
Speaker 3: Have and a oh yeah, I've gotten so much more

1590
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,000
joy out of this like three dollars game than I've

1591
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:45,520
gotten out of many seventy dollars games. It's just it

1592
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,960
really is one of my favorites of all time.

1593
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,199
Speaker 1: Now I've been jumping around the DLC so much I

1594
01:16:49,279 --> 01:16:52,319
still haven't even completed the one point zero collection. Oh,

1595
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,279
like from the base because I have a bunch of

1596
01:16:54,319 --> 01:16:59,039
the characters and weapons unlocked from the Japanese from the

1597
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:03,359
Moon's Forests. Yeah, that's not my favorite, but it was

1598
01:17:03,399 --> 01:17:06,359
still like they've got some really useful weapons.

1599
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:08,239
Speaker 3: To have unlock all those, Yeah, and then you can

1600
01:17:08,279 --> 01:17:09,680
bring those into the Castlevania map.

1601
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,520
Speaker 1: Japan One can get tough if you're not building the

1602
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,000
character right. But I've done the contras stuff more now,

1603
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,960
not the among Us, but Caslvania I still haven't started.

1604
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,199
I'm trying to build out the actual original collection. There's

1605
01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:23,760
still a few I'm missing. Yeah, but yeah, that game

1606
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,439
is still my favorite playing game. I've been playing it

1607
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:26,800
a lot.

1608
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 2: On I probably play it on the flight that I

1609
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,079
have like coming up. I think these are like it's

1610
01:17:33,159 --> 01:17:36,399
just such a good flight game, and I think it

1611
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,960
just continues to be one for the books in terms

1612
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,960
of like easy play. You can pick it up. You

1613
01:17:42,039 --> 01:17:44,279
can finish a game in like forty minutes if you're

1614
01:17:44,319 --> 01:17:46,800
doing well. If you do lose or like let's say

1615
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,680
you like ran out of power, you wouldn't be like no,

1616
01:17:49,079 --> 01:17:53,199
like you'll be fine, Like you'll survive Vampire well.

1617
01:17:53,199 --> 01:17:55,119
Speaker 3: And it's just it is so cool for such simple

1618
01:17:55,159 --> 01:17:57,199
concept of just you're moving the stick around and you're

1619
01:17:57,199 --> 01:17:57,960
picking up grades.

1620
01:17:58,159 --> 01:18:01,359
Speaker 4: There is a level of depth to it and humor

1621
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,319
and secrets.

1622
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,279
Speaker 3: And like, there's way more going on to this game

1623
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,159
that you might think if you just played a handful

1624
01:18:07,239 --> 01:18:09,359
of just like running around trying to survive at thirty minutes,

1625
01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:11,119
it's like, no, there's a lot to think about as

1626
01:18:11,159 --> 01:18:13,680
far as evolutions and strategies and unlocks and things.

1627
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,319
Speaker 4: It's really something special.

1628
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,279
Speaker 1: Mm yeah, I love it. I'm what was the I

1629
01:18:20,399 --> 01:18:22,119
love the stuff where you have to like combine four

1630
01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:26,600
items to get an upgrade to evolution, like the Divine

1631
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:27,680
Path or whatever it's called.

1632
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,560
Speaker 4: The Uh, well, there's the ones with the arrows and

1633
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,880
you know the the lancets and yeah.

1634
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,319
Speaker 1: Those are always a blast. Yeah. I love the weapon.

1635
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:38,319
I think it's from the moonspell. It's just a cat.

1636
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:40,520
Cats come flying off from off screen and eat.

1637
01:18:40,399 --> 01:18:42,239
Speaker 4: People's that's in the base game. Yeah, one of the

1638
01:18:42,319 --> 01:18:42,920
characters could do that.

1639
01:18:43,039 --> 01:18:47,439
Speaker 1: No really, yeah, but yeah that game is read. That's

1640
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:50,520
basically all I've been playing outside of work stuff lately,

1641
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,399
which has been it's a nice way to turn off.

1642
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,199
Oh yeah, what what else have you been playing? Dan?

1643
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:58,159
Speaker 4: Call of duty still playing multiplayer. It's awesome.

1644
01:18:58,399 --> 01:19:01,720
Speaker 3: It's just like it's been introducing turned Nuketown into holiday

1645
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,800
you know version for December, and.

1646
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: It's like Christmas theme.

1647
01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:07,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not just like, oh they made it snowy.

1648
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:08,439
It's like there there's a lot of care and like

1649
01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:10,600
all the houses are decorated with like Christmas stuff and

1650
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,920
there's like Christmas there's this Christmas event to unlock for

1651
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,000
like the next twelve days or whatever. So and now

1652
01:19:16,399 --> 01:19:19,119
Bonx in now too, so Boks Like normally, you know,

1653
01:19:19,199 --> 01:19:22,760
Bonk and I generally gravitate towards different genres of games

1654
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,319
and everything. And you know, I've been loving this so

1655
01:19:25,399 --> 01:19:26,600
much and talking to her about it a lot, and

1656
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,960
she started playing some multiplayers. She's playing it right now upstairs.

1657
01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:31,279
And so now we've been doing at night, like I'll

1658
01:19:31,319 --> 01:19:33,079
just bring the gaming laptop up. I'll just set it

1659
01:19:33,199 --> 01:19:35,199
up like on a TV tray on the couch. She'll

1660
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:36,760
be playing on the big screen and we will just

1661
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:39,319
crank up the sound and just play tons of multiple

1662
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:41,439
were like pop a couple double XP things at the

1663
01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:42,720
same time. We're like, all right, we're in for an

1664
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,239
hour and then just play. It's oh man, it's so good.

1665
01:19:46,359 --> 01:19:48,319
It has just been skyrocketing up my games of the year.

1666
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:50,600
I'm I don't know why. I just feel so good

1667
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:53,000
to be It's like an old recognizable like, oh, Call

1668
01:19:53,039 --> 01:19:54,880
of Duty. Man, I really really enjoyed this game in

1669
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,199
the past. It's been a few years and god damn it,

1670
01:19:57,239 --> 01:19:58,359
it's just good to have back.

1671
01:19:58,439 --> 01:20:00,720
Speaker 1: You know. Do you think you like two teen reboot

1672
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:01,760
multiplayer better or this?

1673
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,479
Speaker 3: I think I like this more. I think this is like,

1674
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,600
this might be my favorite Call of Duty. It's like

1675
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:09,159
this and four basically like the first modern warfare, Like

1676
01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:11,560
this is the first time I prestiged since Call of

1677
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,560
Duty four. Yeah, and it's a smart stef too, where

1678
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,720
you can like set you know, permanent unlocks when you proceige.

1679
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,039
They've probably done that before, but I never prestige in

1680
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:19,960
previous ones lately.

1681
01:20:20,079 --> 01:20:24,279
Speaker 1: So yeah, for season the past few past two at

1682
01:20:24,359 --> 01:20:27,600
least has been season based. Oh interesting, you couldn't just

1683
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,199
do it. They brought it back where you could just

1684
01:20:29,279 --> 01:20:32,119
proceige prestige at your own pace in this one, which

1685
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:34,640
was a very nice comeback for sure.

1686
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:38,159
Speaker 3: Oh nice, nice, Yeah, just smart decisions all over the place.

1687
01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:40,079
Of this game, and like, yeah, we'll probably end the

1688
01:20:40,119 --> 01:20:41,880
podcast tonight and I'm either gonna play Call of Duty

1689
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:42,920
or Vampire Survivors.

1690
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 1: Why are you playing Command of Conqueror Generals. I mean,

1691
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,159
I liked, I like that game to some extent, but

1692
01:20:49,199 --> 01:20:50,079
I see that's on the list.

1693
01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:51,399
Speaker 3: Well, because like in the last because I want to

1694
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,680
ask you about this, Mike, because like in the last

1695
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,000
year or so might have been more. They added all

1696
01:20:56,039 --> 01:20:58,960
of the Command of Conquer games to uh Steam, which

1697
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,479
you used to have to like it's the only thing

1698
01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:02,359
I used Origin for before. Is like I bought the

1699
01:21:02,479 --> 01:21:04,680
Ultimate collection all these Command of concer games around there,

1700
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,319
like no, they're all on Steam now, and I realized,

1701
01:21:07,439 --> 01:21:11,119
like Reddler two as well, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all there. Yeah,

1702
01:21:11,239 --> 01:21:14,199
they're run great shit. I don't know if online you

1703
01:21:14,279 --> 01:21:15,720
might have to do some stuff to get online working.

1704
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:18,520
I'm not sure, but you know, at the height of

1705
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,000
my Command and Conquer obsession with like Redler two in

1706
01:21:21,119 --> 01:21:23,880
like the early two thousands, Generals was the next one.

1707
01:21:24,399 --> 01:21:26,039
But that was the one where it went from sprite

1708
01:21:26,039 --> 01:21:28,439
based graphics to polygons and I had my shitty e

1709
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,079
machines computer that could not run anything with polygons. So

1710
01:21:31,119 --> 01:21:32,880
it's like, fuck, I so want to play with new

1711
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,720
Command of Conquer. I'm coming off my favorite one ever

1712
01:21:35,119 --> 01:21:37,079
and so I bought it and I was not able

1713
01:21:37,119 --> 01:21:38,880
to play it, and like, also, you couldn't return it

1714
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,439
to Best Buy because it was a PC game and

1715
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:41,720
opened up and all that stuff.

1716
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,239
Speaker 4: So I really got hosed on that one.

1717
01:21:43,319 --> 01:21:46,319
Speaker 3: So yeah, So for like twenty five years or so,

1718
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:48,039
I've been like, fuck, this is the game that like

1719
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:50,600
I had to stop playing Command of Conquer because my.

1720
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,119
Speaker 4: Computer just couldn't run it, and say, let's go back,

1721
01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:53,840
let's see how it is.

1722
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:55,359
Speaker 3: And so I've done a couple of campaign levels the

1723
01:21:55,359 --> 01:21:57,359
Strand Room the other night, and I think I'm gonna

1724
01:21:57,399 --> 01:22:01,560
go forward. It's uh, I'm curious what the general vibe

1725
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,960
is on Generals among Commanded Conquer fans, because I am

1726
01:22:05,119 --> 01:22:07,000
enjoying it quite a bit. And Mike, I don't know

1727
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,079
if you spend much time with that. You were a

1728
01:22:08,079 --> 01:22:11,359
big red Aler guy. Oh, I played a lot of Generals.

1729
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,119
Uh have you played zero are yet?

1730
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,119
Speaker 4: I was going to do that if I finished the

1731
01:22:17,159 --> 01:22:17,680
campaign of this.

1732
01:22:18,319 --> 01:22:22,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so I could be talking my ass, but my

1733
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,199
take on Generals when it first came out, was this

1734
01:22:25,359 --> 01:22:29,960
is a bit too realistic, Like it's China, the PLO,

1735
01:22:30,159 --> 01:22:33,279
I forget what they're calling this and America. So they

1736
01:22:33,399 --> 01:22:35,600
lost a lot of the like zaniness of the like

1737
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:40,199
faux Cold war, nuke towing, oils and just weird einst

1738
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,479
traveling and all that you can get through most missions

1739
01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:46,000
and like skirmishes just by upgrading the hum beats all

1740
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,159
the way for America. Yeah, I still liked it a lot,

1741
01:22:49,239 --> 01:22:51,359
but it was like, wow, this got They're like using

1742
01:22:51,439 --> 01:22:56,560
dirty bombs, this got two uh an Iraq war era. Yeah,

1743
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,960
like when we were back in Iraq, I have something standing.

1744
01:23:00,159 --> 01:23:03,560
Yeah zero hour. On the other hand, I feel like

1745
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:06,199
that's a bit of a reaction to the criticism that

1746
01:23:06,199 --> 01:23:08,560
I got a bit too realistic. The thing was zeror

1747
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,399
that's super cool, and this is very like total war

1748
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:15,800
or StarCraft. They added these very cartoonish generals for so

1749
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:17,680
there's a three factions still they might they might have

1750
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:20,279
added forth, but each of those three factions has a

1751
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:25,199
general who has their own twist on the faction. So

1752
01:23:25,319 --> 01:23:28,239
you one of the Chinese generals will like, all of

1753
01:23:28,279 --> 01:23:31,720
a sudden, the tanks he's he loves he's obsessed with lasers,

1754
01:23:32,319 --> 01:23:34,439
so all of the shit has lasers on it. Okay,

1755
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,640
there's an American general who really likes tanks, so you

1756
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,479
get a bunch of upgrades for tanks. It's like it's

1757
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:42,760
again like real time strategy games after this, like StarCraft

1758
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:47,000
two Total war games, they do this now it's pretty standard,

1759
01:23:47,079 --> 01:23:51,640
like there's legendary lords within each faction or race in Warhammer,

1760
01:23:52,119 --> 01:23:55,000
it's it's a fucking blast like the laser dude, even

1761
01:23:55,039 --> 01:23:58,840
his defense turrets are lasers. Now it's and it's also

1762
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,359
you could tell they were going back to the goofiness

1763
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:05,319
of like the the Kremlin phone call scenes from Red Alert.

1764
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:07,159
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good to know because that is something I've

1765
01:24:07,199 --> 01:24:09,359
noticed is that like, I'm really enjoying the gameplay from

1766
01:24:09,359 --> 01:24:11,359
what I've seen, but like I was like starting campaign

1767
01:24:11,359 --> 01:24:12,680
missions to me like okay, what am I going to

1768
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:15,119
see James Earl Jones yelling at me for something or

1769
01:24:15,239 --> 01:24:18,760
like some Xenia on a top looking lady sent it me, Yeah,

1770
01:24:19,119 --> 01:24:19,720
nuke something.

1771
01:24:20,239 --> 01:24:23,319
Speaker 1: I remember the campaign to be specific, I play the skirmishes,

1772
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:25,600
but again, yeah, like Zero Hour, I almost had a

1773
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:29,319
I always have a blast with yeah, cause it's like

1774
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:31,960
engaged opposing forces at hotspots around the globe as you

1775
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:35,159
match strategies and arsenals against the new masterminds of modern war.

1776
01:24:35,319 --> 01:24:39,000
So it's this like rogues gallery of people who are

1777
01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:41,239
into one thing or another, like let me jan don't

1778
01:24:41,239 --> 01:24:44,079
remind myself. I wonder if I should just give to

1779
01:24:44,159 --> 01:24:46,560
that then, or if I mean the don't really learned

1780
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:49,399
super long. You know, No, I don't remember the campaigns

1781
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:52,000
really well at all. I just like the skirmishes. I

1782
01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:55,960
like going trying all the different general zero hour generals.

1783
01:24:56,279 --> 01:24:58,000
That's what I always did, even with like Red alerts.

1784
01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 3: I don't even necessarily remember doing the campaigns for like

1785
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:03,159
Red Alert or the old like Tiberian Sun ones.

1786
01:25:03,239 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 1: But big skirmish guy, Yeah, it's g la is what

1787
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,640
they're called plo is the real is a real thing.

1788
01:25:12,199 --> 01:25:15,039
General's Challenge Oh, okay, here we go. General's Challenge was

1789
01:25:15,079 --> 01:25:17,159
the mode I loved. It was. In this mode, the

1790
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:18,720
player takes on the identity of one of the nine

1791
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:22,039
generals and battles other generals one by one, ultimately confronting

1792
01:25:22,079 --> 01:25:25,800
a powerful boss general who it's like a tournament, it's

1793
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:29,439
a it's a blast. And then you. They each each

1794
01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:31,960
of them have like different obsessions that leads them to

1795
01:25:32,079 --> 01:25:36,159
certain bonuses. I mean Redler two had the like Korea

1796
01:25:36,279 --> 01:25:40,319
had the Grand Canon, Germany had the Tank Destroyer, they

1797
01:25:40,359 --> 01:25:44,800
had the bespoke units for each of the countries. But

1798
01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:49,199
this one is very much more like cartoonish villains and stuff. Nice.

1799
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,720
Speaker 3: I remember Red Alert three they had Rick Flair play

1800
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,159
one of the generals. I think it was in like

1801
01:25:55,159 --> 01:25:58,239
a DLC or something. And whenever I would meet wrestlers,

1802
01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:00,119
typically I would like to like, you know, I never

1803
01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:01,399
want to be the guy that just asked the question

1804
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:03,600
that everyone's asked a million times, like what do you

1805
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:04,079
think about it?

1806
01:26:05,079 --> 01:26:07,119
Speaker 4: So the first time I met Rick Flair was the JW.

1807
01:26:07,279 --> 01:26:11,520
Speaker 3: Marriott Bar in probably like twenty eleven, and I sat

1808
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,319
down next to him, had a drink, and I started

1809
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:15,640
talking to him and I'm like, hey, I love Command

1810
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:17,840
and Conquer. I thought it was weird and cool when

1811
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,079
you were in a Red Alert three as one of

1812
01:26:20,119 --> 01:26:23,119
the generals. He's like, what it's like the video game

1813
01:26:23,199 --> 01:26:24,720
that you remember? You did all the commercials where his

1814
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,279
Flair versus Bear and you were fighting a guy in

1815
01:26:26,279 --> 01:26:28,000
a barasuit and you were in the game yelling at

1816
01:26:28,039 --> 01:26:28,319
the player.

1817
01:26:28,319 --> 01:26:29,560
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you talking about?

1818
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:32,960
Speaker 3: You were in a video game, Rick Flair, and he's like,

1819
01:26:33,039 --> 01:26:34,199
I don't know what you're talking about.

1820
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:37,199
Speaker 2: That's just so awkward, and you just left.

1821
01:26:37,399 --> 01:26:38,560
Speaker 1: No there for a while.

1822
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:40,039
Speaker 3: I took a picture of him. He had three Gen

1823
01:26:40,119 --> 01:26:42,399
and Tonics in front of him. He had the largest

1824
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,199
show in the game. I might have pulled it up,

1825
01:26:45,239 --> 01:26:47,359
but then he just started talking about like his wrestling

1826
01:26:47,399 --> 01:26:49,439
career from the eighties, and like, oh man, in the eighties,

1827
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,920
we really we were really rocking and rolling in the eighties, Like, yes,

1828
01:26:53,039 --> 01:26:55,399
I know that, but can we talk about Commanding Conker?

1829
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:58,279
Speaker 1: Did he just forget? I was trying to deny it.

1830
01:26:58,439 --> 01:26:59,159
I think he forgot.

1831
01:26:59,359 --> 01:27:00,640
Speaker 3: And then I was pissed off because we did a

1832
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:03,279
podcast episode with John Cena, and I would help our

1833
01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:05,439
hosts come up with like questions for him and stuff

1834
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:07,039
like that, and I was like, Okay, you got to

1835
01:27:07,079 --> 01:27:09,520
ask Sena about Command and Conquer because somebody asked him

1836
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,239
about it once on a red carpet and he wouldn't

1837
01:27:11,239 --> 01:27:13,479
stop talking about like his cure of strategy and Red

1838
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,399
Alert too, like Sena is like into Red Alert. And

1839
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:18,760
then like the conversation never really went that way. It's like, God, damn,

1840
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:20,239
I want to talk to John Cena about Command of.

1841
01:27:20,239 --> 01:27:23,359
Speaker 1: Conquer his strats? Yeah, what's what was? What was the

1842
01:27:23,399 --> 01:27:24,560
metal like? Back when he was playing?

1843
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 4: I just built a ton of Cure ofs.

1844
01:27:26,119 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember when we did that the live stream series

1845
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:35,600
where yes, I had how did it? What happen? We

1846
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:38,239
basically were like destroying each other's bases like ships in

1847
01:27:38,279 --> 01:27:40,439
the night. And I had a kure of left and

1848
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,319
you had a tank which could not attack the cure

1849
01:27:43,399 --> 01:27:45,720
of right. Oh my god, I've won. I just need

1850
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:48,239
to go kill him. But of course you the Kreof's

1851
01:27:48,279 --> 01:27:50,359
not fast enough to catch the tank, so you just

1852
01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,079
ran all over the map until I was forced to

1853
01:27:52,119 --> 01:27:53,840
surrender because you were more stubborn than I was. I

1854
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,079
wasn't gonna give up. There's no fucking leaf. But I

1855
01:27:56,239 --> 01:27:58,319
was like, I was like, this is not fun for

1856
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:02,600
people to watch, so I didn't care. I was thinking

1857
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,920
about the viewers. That's why I'm thinking. Ory.

1858
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:10,199
Speaker 2: I'm like that too in in board games. If if

1859
01:28:10,239 --> 01:28:12,840
I'm going to lose, I'm just gonna draw it out

1860
01:28:13,319 --> 01:28:18,079
until everyone's miserable. Rica totally Yeah, I will not go

1861
01:28:18,279 --> 01:28:20,119
quietly into that dark night.

1862
01:28:22,279 --> 01:28:24,039
Speaker 1: Have you been playing anything else besides Naiad?

1863
01:28:25,079 --> 01:28:26,720
Speaker 2: I played a little bit more silent.

1864
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:26,960
Speaker 1: Hell.

1865
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,159
Speaker 2: I am trying to get through it.

1866
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:28,640
Speaker 1: Uh.

1867
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,880
Speaker 2: It is so scary. I am getting to the point

1868
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:36,600
where that game gets progressively scarier and it has really

1869
01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:40,760
forced me to do additional combat. There is a section

1870
01:28:41,039 --> 01:28:46,399
where I've met it's my wife's dupe, uh, Mary's look

1871
01:28:46,399 --> 01:28:50,920
alike her friend or whatever, and she's kind of like weirdly,

1872
01:28:52,359 --> 01:28:54,279
I don't know, she's like kind of sexy, and she's

1873
01:28:54,359 --> 01:28:57,439
like kind of hitting on me. She like touch me,

1874
01:28:57,520 --> 01:28:59,399
and I'll be like, whoa, I'm looking for my dead wife,

1875
01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:02,399
and she'll be like, I'm just messing with you. And

1876
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:06,960
it's like, well, there's fucking like headless legs trying to

1877
01:29:07,079 --> 01:29:08,920
kill us, so I don't really feel like having a

1878
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:13,439
bildlone with you right now. She just there's something about

1879
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,159
This is not the remake. This is just more of

1880
01:29:15,199 --> 01:29:17,560
a critique critique of the original, which is just like

1881
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:23,319
the characters are often nonsensical. This lady's idea that she

1882
01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:26,439
can have a little riff with me when I am

1883
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:32,199
going through a hellish nightmare, and I think maybe the

1884
01:29:32,359 --> 01:29:35,680
ghost of my dead wife needs me, and so I

1885
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:38,119
am going through hell itself to find her. And this

1886
01:29:38,239 --> 01:29:40,479
girl is like, do you want to go to this

1887
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:43,119
strip club? It's just a crazy place, you know, like

1888
01:29:43,199 --> 01:29:45,319
anything can happen there, and it's just like, what are

1889
01:29:45,359 --> 01:29:51,319
you fucking talking about? It's just so odd that they

1890
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:53,960
try to sell me on this character and she looks

1891
01:29:54,359 --> 01:29:56,359
very much like my dead wife, so like the character

1892
01:29:56,479 --> 01:30:01,520
is so off put by this woman, and she's constantly like,

1893
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:03,399
I don't know what are we gonna do? And then

1894
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:09,800
right as we get to a uh, we're in the

1895
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:14,039
nurse facility, like we're like in a doctor unit, which

1896
01:30:14,119 --> 01:30:16,960
is fucking terrifying. This is where the nurses come out right,

1897
01:30:17,279 --> 01:30:19,880
and they're very difficult to kill. You have to use

1898
01:30:20,319 --> 01:30:24,439
shotgun shells to kill these nurses. They're very intense. And

1899
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,800
I'm walking around with this fucking useless twig who's telling

1900
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,319
me that she's kind of attracted to me, but like

1901
01:30:29,439 --> 01:30:32,560
not really just joking. We go into a room after

1902
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:36,119
we kill like eight nurses, and she's like, I'm tired,

1903
01:30:36,119 --> 01:30:38,640
I'm gonna take a nap, and she lays down in

1904
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:44,600
this shit mattress and goes to sleep. She's asleep right now,

1905
01:30:45,199 --> 01:30:47,439
and I've been murdering dead people.

1906
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:49,760
Speaker 1: Is that? Why? Is that how video games work? In

1907
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:51,439
your head? Like, because you're not playing it, she just

1908
01:30:51,479 --> 01:30:52,840
stays asleep until you play it again.

1909
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:58,680
Speaker 2: Still there, as far as I know, she's still there,

1910
01:30:59,039 --> 01:31:04,000
stick napping away. And I'm just blown away that they

1911
01:31:05,279 --> 01:31:07,840
originally that they design this character, and I think this

1912
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,279
is probably more of a game design decision where they

1913
01:31:10,319 --> 01:31:13,720
were like, we don't want you to have a NPC

1914
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,680
that's following me around in these sections. It'd be really irritating,

1915
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,520
and we don't want to make more dialogue for her,

1916
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:22,560
so she's going to take a nap now. But the decision,

1917
01:31:23,279 --> 01:31:26,640
the story arching decision that like, this character will now

1918
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,279
just take a nap so that you don't have to

1919
01:31:29,319 --> 01:31:31,079
deal with them for the next three sections of the

1920
01:31:31,159 --> 01:31:35,439
game is so funny to me. All the beautiful graphics

1921
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:38,479
and all of the upgrades in the world can't stop

1922
01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:40,680
me from laughing at the fact that, like, this woman

1923
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:43,239
that I've been dealing with for the last three hours

1924
01:31:43,359 --> 01:31:47,640
is like me sleepy now and just lays down. I'm done.

1925
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:51,039
Speaker 4: I like the resident evil horror style with Ashley where it's.

1926
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,199
Speaker 3: Like, Okay, I don't want to deal with you during

1927
01:31:52,239 --> 01:31:53,960
this combat scenario, so it's getting a dumpster.

1928
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:57,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, there's a story.

1929
01:31:58,199 --> 01:32:01,880
Speaker 4: I'm putting you in a locker until I'm done killing everyone.

1930
01:32:02,199 --> 01:32:05,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, I think that. And there's also something

1931
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,520
about Silent Hill that is more serious than Resident Evil.

1932
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:12,239
Resident Evil joked a lot, and it let you make

1933
01:32:12,359 --> 01:32:14,960
fun of it sometimes because it was just like, yes,

1934
01:32:15,079 --> 01:32:20,079
this is fantasy and strange, so laugh at these silly characters.

1935
01:32:20,239 --> 01:32:23,640
Silent Hill takes itself very seriously, and I just don't

1936
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:27,079
think you're supposed to laugh. There's another character I forget

1937
01:32:27,159 --> 01:32:31,319
his name, everyone's who Yeah, the cheeddy guy. Yeah, okay,

1938
01:32:31,359 --> 01:32:34,840
I just saw them in a movie theater. And he's

1939
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,760
eating melted ice cream out of the bucket, and so

1940
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:41,760
he's talking to me and in his one hand is

1941
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:46,399
a full giant ice cream bucket and he keeps scooping

1942
01:32:46,439 --> 01:32:50,840
it out with his fingers and sucking pink ice cream

1943
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,319
off of his fingers while he's saying to me, I'm

1944
01:32:53,359 --> 01:32:57,560
not really ready to leave yet, it's nasty, and.

1945
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:04,640
Speaker 1: Hear me out. We found it finally, Eddie ice cream

1946
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:10,119
off his fingers. Dan we got you, actually, horny, I

1947
01:33:10,319 --> 01:33:12,159
was hid bon Dan.

1948
01:33:12,279 --> 01:33:20,239
Speaker 2: It's okay, great that you found something that gets your

1949
01:33:20,359 --> 01:33:20,840
rocks off.

1950
01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:24,479
Speaker 1: I'm boner free. Someone twenty four seven.

1951
01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:29,560
Speaker 2: Noted strawberry ice cream off of their fingers is exactly

1952
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:30,960
what Dan likes.

1953
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 1: That's my thing. Let's get let's get fire Escape cast

1954
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:39,600
shirts that just say boner free twenty four with no

1955
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:43,640
logo anywhere on it. No, it's not all pumping.

1956
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:51,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mary. I watched because I never really

1957
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:54,000
loved the gameplay of Silent Hill. I appreciated the like

1958
01:33:54,159 --> 01:33:57,119
psychological take on horror, you know, it made it different

1959
01:33:57,159 --> 01:33:59,479
than Resident Evil, but so I never really knew what

1960
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:02,439
the was going on that game. I watched Kayla. I

1961
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,439
joined her when I was in town for like the

1962
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:07,359
last four hours of that game. She streamed it and

1963
01:34:08,079 --> 01:34:10,760
it all went completely over me in Kayla's heads. But

1964
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:13,000
then like people were explaining it afterwards, and I've looked

1965
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,760
stuff up and it's like, oh wow, this is actually

1966
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:18,199
like it is an interesting game that it is very

1967
01:34:18,439 --> 01:34:21,680
sad in that like I've never really don't really play

1968
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:23,520
a lot of sad games or watch sad movies or

1969
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:25,720
anything like that, And so that was new to me,

1970
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:28,479
and then like the main character kind of just sucks

1971
01:34:29,159 --> 01:34:30,920
and I'm used to in most games being like I

1972
01:34:31,039 --> 01:34:31,560
just want to be up.

1973
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,680
Speaker 4: I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm a dude

1974
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:34,680
who jumps on turtles.

1975
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 3: I just like I'm not used to the idea of

1976
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:38,960
like the protagonists being like, oh no, I don't like

1977
01:34:39,119 --> 01:34:41,680
this person I'm controlling and especially you know, I'm not

1978
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:43,640
gonna spoil anything story wise, but by the end it's

1979
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:45,479
just like, oh, okay, realize and everything that happened.

1980
01:34:45,479 --> 01:34:48,319
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, this guy sucks, so not.

1981
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:52,760
Speaker 2: A great dude. Yeah, I agree. I think this does

1982
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:55,720
kind of remind me like Resident Evil is more my

1983
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,239
jam me too. Playing someone like Chris Redfield is like,

1984
01:34:59,359 --> 01:35:02,000
you can I can get behind someone like that, you know,

1985
01:35:02,199 --> 01:35:07,600
like you can definitely see yourself as these like protagonists

1986
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:11,640
that can be flawed and even problematic or scared little

1987
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,279
little babies, but they are doing the best they can

1988
01:35:14,359 --> 01:35:18,960
in a crazy situation. This person is an anti hero

1989
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:22,319
and they're also kind of a wiener. I mean even

1990
01:35:22,359 --> 01:35:27,640
before I agree, before you know anything that's actually happening

1991
01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:30,319
in the story or like what they've done just in

1992
01:35:30,479 --> 01:35:35,720
the gameplay, they're not very interesting. I'll never forget early

1993
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,000
in the original game, and I haven't come across it

1994
01:35:38,079 --> 01:35:39,760
in the remake. I'm looking for it. But in the

1995
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:42,600
original game when I played Silent Hill Too, he comes

1996
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:47,039
across a piano and he's his dead wife's name is Mary,

1997
01:35:47,239 --> 01:35:53,199
and he says Mary used to play piano. She wasn't

1998
01:35:53,319 --> 01:35:56,359
very good, and I remember just thinking to myself, you

1999
01:35:57,119 --> 01:36:00,479
raggedy bitch, that you're gonna go to this town to

2000
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:03,239
find your dead wife and you see something that reminds

2001
01:36:03,319 --> 01:36:05,319
you of her, and the first thing you do is say, well,

2002
01:36:05,399 --> 01:36:07,520
she wasn't very good at it, but like, yeah, this

2003
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:09,800
does remind me of how pissed she was at piano.

2004
01:36:10,119 --> 01:36:14,319
You don't deserve her. I was originally playing it and

2005
01:36:14,399 --> 01:36:17,399
I was like, oh, fuck you like going around, and

2006
01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:19,520
then I think right after that he goes I still

2007
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:22,640
liked tearing her play it, which is like his redeeming quality,

2008
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:25,920
but originally just saying that, like she wasn't very good,

2009
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:27,880
I was like, oh, fuck off, like shut off.

2010
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:28,560
Speaker 1: Like the.

2011
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:32,119
Speaker 2: Entire plot of this game is that you're going to

2012
01:36:32,199 --> 01:36:34,600
this town to find your dead wife because you know,

2013
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:38,279
presumably you love her. Or whatever. You're just making fun

2014
01:36:38,319 --> 01:36:38,640
of her.

2015
01:36:39,039 --> 01:36:41,840
Speaker 1: You suckie.

2016
01:36:42,199 --> 01:36:44,640
Speaker 3: It's not even like his fucking like weapon skills or anything,

2017
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:47,600
like he sucks at everything in that game like I'm

2018
01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:49,520
used to, like you know, Dante, It's like, Oh, I'm

2019
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:51,600
just fucking slicing someone up with a sword and shooting

2020
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,600
with like a million guns and doing stylish shit like

2021
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:56,800
this guy is just doping around Spooky Town a jacket,

2022
01:36:57,079 --> 01:36:58,079
just being an asshole.

2023
01:36:58,199 --> 01:36:59,479
Speaker 1: Like I don't like this guy.

2024
01:37:00,159 --> 01:37:02,680
Speaker 2: Suck in medicine bottles and pumping them up full of

2025
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,760
meds he ain't punch, and no boulders.

2026
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:06,960
Speaker 1: This guy's a bitch yep yeah, yep.

2027
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:15,479
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm probably gonna finish it. Yes, I need to.

2028
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:16,079
Speaker 1: It is.

2029
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:18,399
Speaker 2: It is a rite of passage for me to finish

2030
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:21,600
this game. I also think, for the record, i'm critiquing

2031
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:24,840
like the original concept, story and characters, which I think

2032
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:28,960
are a little muddier and I prefer the Resident Evil universe.

2033
01:37:29,199 --> 01:37:32,239
This is still an extraordinarily quality remake and game that

2034
01:37:32,279 --> 01:37:34,560
I'm very excited about. So yes, I'm w one hundred

2035
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:38,239
percent finish this game. But I yeah, I struggle with

2036
01:37:38,359 --> 01:37:40,800
the same things I struggled with with the original, which

2037
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,920
is just like unlikable people left and right. Also, like

2038
01:37:45,079 --> 01:37:47,319
the little girl in this game who's constantly stepping on

2039
01:37:47,399 --> 01:37:49,520
your hand or kicking your keys when you're trying to

2040
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:53,479
reach for them. She sucks too. There ain't anyone redeemable

2041
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:57,000
in this game. Everyone sucks like there's no one going.

2042
01:37:57,119 --> 01:37:59,119
You never come across to anyone, and you're like, I

2043
01:37:59,359 --> 01:38:01,600
like them, I hope that we can save them. Everyone

2044
01:38:02,279 --> 01:38:05,840
everyone sucks, whole town sucks. Some kind of there has

2045
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:08,800
to be some kind of theme here. Yeah, like everybody

2046
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:13,960
is everybody is bad, nobody is good, you are miserable.

2047
01:38:14,479 --> 01:38:15,079
Get through it.

2048
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:19,439
Speaker 1: Sounds I I I do want to finish it as well.

2049
01:38:19,479 --> 01:38:20,239
I like that I played.

2050
01:38:20,319 --> 01:38:23,039
Speaker 3: But Mary, I think we have very similar opinions in

2051
01:38:23,079 --> 01:38:25,680
Silent Hill, like respect it. No, it's a good series,

2052
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:26,960
but not necessarily for us.

2053
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,640
Speaker 2: It's just not something I'm like looking forward to dealing with.

2054
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:32,760
When I see a character and I'm like, this bitch

2055
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:36,880
is gonna piss me off? Yeah, and she does every time.

2056
01:38:37,119 --> 01:38:40,159
The girl that I these cut scenes, the napping girl,

2057
01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:43,119
I should know her name, but I forget. It's not Mary,

2058
01:38:43,159 --> 01:38:43,760
it's not my wife.

2059
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:44,520
Speaker 1: It's a different name.

2060
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:49,000
Speaker 2: So, Yes, it's very similar. Yes, it's Maria and every

2061
01:38:49,039 --> 01:38:57,960
one of her uh lines, it's delivered like this, don't

2062
01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:58,119
you know?

2063
01:38:59,319 --> 01:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Talk hear me out?

2064
01:39:02,680 --> 01:39:03,560
Speaker 2: Hey this?

2065
01:39:07,079 --> 01:39:13,399
Speaker 1: God, have you ever met a woman? Name a woman?

2066
01:39:18,119 --> 01:39:25,479
Speaker 2: I just feel that this game could be funner.

2067
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:27,720
Speaker 1: You do that very well.

2068
01:39:28,520 --> 01:39:29,319
Speaker 2: I hate her?

2069
01:39:30,479 --> 01:39:33,159
Speaker 1: You do it? Really? Yeah? You for hating her. You

2070
01:39:33,399 --> 01:39:33,760
nailed it.

2071
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:39,880
Speaker 2: I'm just joking with you. God, I don't like it.

2072
01:39:40,039 --> 01:39:41,279
I don't like being this person.

2073
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:49,239
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to do emails? Sure? Okay. As usual,

2074
01:39:49,319 --> 01:39:52,119
you can write into fire Escape cast at gmail dot

2075
01:39:52,199 --> 01:39:56,520
com for questions, comments, photos of on the top. Any

2076
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:59,039
of this stuff is fair game. All the stars are here,

2077
01:39:59,319 --> 01:39:59,960
all the stars.

2078
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:00,720
Speaker 3: Uh.

2079
01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:04,119
Speaker 1: We have a couple of questions tonight, and the first

2080
01:40:04,159 --> 01:40:08,000
one is from a frequent emailer, Wes. It's a short one,

2081
01:40:08,079 --> 01:40:09,720
but it's a it's a sweet one. Literally.

2082
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:12,359
Speaker 2: We need we need more emails as well, so send

2083
01:40:12,399 --> 01:40:13,279
in more emails.

2084
01:40:14,079 --> 01:40:16,359
Speaker 3: We got the week where Mike was gone and I

2085
01:40:16,439 --> 01:40:18,439
scrambled and put together emails for the last second.

2086
01:40:18,479 --> 01:40:21,880
Speaker 1: I grabbed like eight emails. Yep. I don't know what

2087
01:40:23,199 --> 01:40:25,199
full episode yet, so or any of it.

2088
01:40:26,119 --> 01:40:27,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, send more emails.

2089
01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:34,479
Speaker 1: Uh, And then uh, okay, never mind, okay, making sure

2090
01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:36,159
I wasn't duplicating one. Yeah, this's Mary. I want to

2091
01:40:36,159 --> 01:40:40,119
read this first quick one from Wes from Baltimore. Yes,

2092
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:44,279
do you have the knock up? I just saw the

2093
01:40:44,399 --> 01:40:45,640
logo come pop back up.

2094
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:49,800
Speaker 2: Hello, kit cats are significantly better frozen. Do you prefer

2095
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:52,479
any candy frozen? Thanks Wes from Baltimore.

2096
01:40:52,800 --> 01:40:58,159
Speaker 1: Peeps nerves are way better for nerds. Yeah, they're already

2097
01:40:58,319 --> 01:40:58,760
rock hard.

2098
01:41:00,279 --> 01:41:02,880
Speaker 3: They had to take about of blizzards because they just

2099
01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:05,039
took am out of blizzards because they would just break kids.

2100
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,800
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any really. Yeah, yeah, I was like bad.

2101
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:10,520
I mean it tasted good. I've had them, but like

2102
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:15,640
that's sick. Peeps are awesome for Oh yeah, they get

2103
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:18,439
like way chewier you know what you think? Peeps made

2104
01:41:18,479 --> 01:41:20,560
me think of marshmallows and Mary Baka.

2105
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:22,800
Speaker 3: I we were decorating the Christmas tree and stuff recently,

2106
01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:25,359
and you brought us that nice hot chocolate from Portland

2107
01:41:25,680 --> 01:41:28,279
and we put the big ass marshmallows in there and

2108
01:41:28,399 --> 01:41:30,880
whipped cream on top. And oh, I don't think I

2109
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:33,000
realized how much of a fan of like marshmallows and

2110
01:41:33,039 --> 01:41:35,439
hon chocolate I could be. I've never I barely had

2111
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:38,960
hot chocolate my wife, and that was fantastic, especially like

2112
01:41:39,119 --> 01:41:42,600
cold Minnesota winter like hot chocolate and marshmallows like that

2113
01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:43,439
as good as hell.

2114
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:43,840
Speaker 1: Thank you.

2115
01:41:44,439 --> 01:41:47,880
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Note that's it should be Moonstruck. So

2116
01:41:48,039 --> 01:41:50,960
anyone who's looking for the brand Moonstruck, we.

2117
01:41:51,079 --> 01:41:54,039
Speaker 1: Watched that movie over Thanksgiving break at my parents.

2118
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:55,880
Speaker 2: No, it's not based on the movie.

2119
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,840
Speaker 1: No, I know this is funny. I forgot to mention

2120
01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:01,640
that because I haven't seen you guys giving. Yeah with

2121
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:04,760
shared Nicholas Cage, what do you mean but share? What

2122
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:08,279
other Moonstruck is there? Yeah? The third best movie made ever,

2123
01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:14,840
ever made ever. If you can't tell, I'm still jet

2124
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:16,640
lagged anyway.

2125
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:19,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very good brand of hot chocolate. And

2126
01:42:19,479 --> 01:42:21,600
my I always say this every time someone's like, I

2127
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:23,319
love the hot chocolate, which people usually do when I

2128
01:42:23,359 --> 01:42:24,479
give it to them as a gift, and I always

2129
01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:27,840
say it's the it's the gift that Obama usually gives

2130
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,520
people when he gives them chocolate. He gives the Moonstruck chocolate.

2131
01:42:30,680 --> 01:42:31,880
So it's good chocolate.

2132
01:42:32,039 --> 01:42:36,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hand makes it. Really, it's some moon Struck

2133
01:42:36,279 --> 01:42:42,199
yo oh oh big guy judging me about movies I watch.

2134
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:47,560
But I'm talking about I don't know. Have you seen Moonstruck?

2135
01:42:49,479 --> 01:42:52,800
Are you wondering to you? Have you seen Moonstruck?

2136
01:42:53,159 --> 01:42:54,840
Speaker 2: No, nobody's seen it but you.

2137
01:42:55,279 --> 01:42:59,359
Speaker 1: And it's just so much true. Did she really? Yeah?

2138
01:42:59,359 --> 01:43:03,439
I think she wanted to for that phenomenal It's just

2139
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:06,239
so funny, like has a wooden hand in it.

2140
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:09,560
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen that movie, that's a really funny

2141
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,439
thing to say about the chalk.

2142
01:43:12,439 --> 01:43:14,119
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not a wooden hand. It's like

2143
01:43:14,119 --> 01:43:18,159
a gloved thing. He stirs it with his wooden hand.

2144
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:24,119
He yeah, spoon, is that gross?

2145
01:43:25,239 --> 01:43:30,039
Speaker 2: It's not my skin, This is my wooden hand. Spoon.

2146
01:43:31,119 --> 01:43:35,399
Speaker 4: Reese is not rageous. Is much better. Frozen cups in general.

2147
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:40,399
Speaker 2: Cups and anything is usually especially I.

2148
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:48,039
Speaker 1: Like chewy chocolate chip cookies in the fridge after well,

2149
01:43:48,119 --> 01:43:53,439
I mean, I don't eat them in the fridge. But guys,

2150
01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:56,199
I've generately had zero drops of alcohol today. I am

2151
01:43:56,399 --> 01:43:58,560
just like still on French time.

2152
01:43:58,840 --> 01:44:01,399
Speaker 2: In the middle of the night, I got up and

2153
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:04,199
shot an elephant in my pajamas. How the elephant got

2154
01:44:04,279 --> 01:44:05,720
in my pajamas? I have no idea.

2155
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:10,359
Speaker 1: Oh, shit. I forgot to tell you, guys, we have

2156
01:44:10,439 --> 01:44:12,359
to we have a visit with a cat doctor tomorrow.

2157
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:19,319
How that cat became a doctor as anybody's guys. Uh

2158
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:20,279
you guys.

2159
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:22,840
Speaker 3: He heard the Norm thing when he was on coding

2160
01:44:23,199 --> 01:44:24,960
and he was like, yeah, I what the doctor and

2161
01:44:25,079 --> 01:44:28,119
my cat was sick and uhyah. Turned out I had

2162
01:44:28,239 --> 01:44:30,439
like some tumor. It was cancerous. And the doctor says,

2163
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:32,760
I got bad news and good news. The bad news

2164
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:34,720
is based I want to see from this tumor. It's

2165
01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:37,520
only got three months to live. The good news is

2166
01:44:38,199 --> 01:44:39,319
it's just a cat.

2167
01:44:43,319 --> 01:44:46,760
Speaker 1: That's fucked. I don't like it. I'm not Oh, Norm

2168
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:53,479
said something you don't likes, never saying thing well wow,

2169
01:44:54,079 --> 01:44:56,960
some more defended people have said things I don't like.

2170
01:44:57,479 --> 01:44:59,479
Speaker 2: You have to be able to laugh at the darkest

2171
01:44:59,520 --> 01:45:02,479
things among us. I was also just gonna say, girl, Scout,

2172
01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:06,239
thin mint's are so good in the freezer. This is

2173
01:45:06,600 --> 01:45:10,439
common knowledge. I am not educating anyone on thin mints

2174
01:45:10,479 --> 01:45:13,399
in the freezer, but I mean, I actually don't think

2175
01:45:13,439 --> 01:45:16,359
I could have them. I really That's the first thing

2176
01:45:16,399 --> 01:45:17,840
I do when I buy them, I say thank you

2177
01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:19,800
very much. I give them the money they give me

2178
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,760
the cookies. They go right in the freezer. I don't

2179
01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:24,680
do not exist on the counter in the freezer.

2180
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:29,920
Speaker 1: Feer Mint in general, I think tastes better when it's

2181
01:45:30,039 --> 01:45:31,319
cooler in most forms.

2182
01:45:32,359 --> 01:45:36,800
Speaker 2: Patty's freezer, Like, if it's mint in chocolate, it goes

2183
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:37,479
in the freezer.

2184
01:45:38,039 --> 01:45:39,960
Speaker 1: Mint ice cream is better cold.

2185
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:42,920
Speaker 2: Strawberry ice cream best melted.

2186
01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to scoop it.

2187
01:45:46,079 --> 01:45:49,800
Speaker 2: It's my fingers in a movie theater.

2188
01:45:50,119 --> 01:45:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh her wooden hands sucking strawberry ice cream popper or

2189
01:45:55,520 --> 01:46:06,079
cedar fingers. Oh my goodness, that's my things. A US.

2190
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:12,640
Speaker 3: Snickers ice cream bars or Snickers Normal better ice cream bars?

2191
01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:13,399
Speaker 1: I think I do too.

2192
01:46:13,399 --> 01:46:15,279
Speaker 3: I mean Snickers Normal is like the purple candy bar.

2193
01:46:15,359 --> 01:46:17,079
But I think Snickers ice cream is like, Wow, you

2194
01:46:17,159 --> 01:46:18,399
made this better with ice cream.

2195
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:21,199
Speaker 2: It depends on the environment. I would say on a

2196
01:46:21,359 --> 01:46:23,520
warm day, of course it would be ice cream. But

2197
01:46:23,560 --> 01:46:25,560
if it's like the middle of winter, I would choose

2198
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,680
a regular Snickers. It's weather dependent.

2199
01:46:28,079 --> 01:46:29,800
Speaker 3: Well, I think ice cream bar I had was there

2200
01:46:29,880 --> 01:46:32,079
was like one hundred degrees in Oklahoma heading to my

2201
01:46:32,159 --> 01:46:34,600
sister's wedding this summer, and it's like looking at stuff

2202
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:36,119
to get in the gas stations, like, oh man, a

2203
01:46:36,199 --> 01:46:38,520
Snicker's ice cream bar one hundred degrees in the middle

2204
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:40,520
of nowhere, like that is the perfect snack right there.

2205
01:46:40,800 --> 01:46:43,920
But you're right, if it's like dead of winter, maybe standard.

2206
01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:48,279
Speaker 1: I think we probably talked about this on the The

2207
01:46:48,319 --> 01:46:52,000
Bonus video where we ranked or tear listed candy. But

2208
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:54,600
I think I agree with you. The Snickers is the

2209
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:59,279
ideal candy bar because I love fast breaks. What's the

2210
01:46:59,359 --> 01:47:04,079
five five? I love both of those, but I feel

2211
01:47:04,159 --> 01:47:07,399
like there's diminishing returns when you just start stacking it

2212
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:11,119
and it removes from the like purity of the Snickers

2213
01:47:11,239 --> 01:47:12,399
when there's too much going on.

2214
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:14,520
Speaker 3: It's just the ratio of everything with the Snickers is

2215
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:17,159
so perfect. It's I would not change this single.

2216
01:47:17,239 --> 01:47:19,720
Speaker 2: I'm the Milky Way girl. I just I just don't

2217
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:20,920
always want peanuts that just.

2218
01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:25,359
Speaker 1: New getting caramel three Musketeers. People like those are psychos.

2219
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:28,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Milky Way three much clear the same thing.

2220
01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:31,479
Speaker 2: Oh like my go to that was where I went.

2221
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:33,640
I don't think. I don't think I've ever bought a

2222
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:36,239
Snickers in a drug store or anything like. I don't

2223
01:47:36,239 --> 01:47:38,520
think i've ever been I've never been in a Kroger

2224
01:47:39,079 --> 01:47:41,159
checking out and been like, I gotta get a Snickers. No,

2225
01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:44,840
of course I've had a Snickers. Oh I eat them

2226
01:47:44,840 --> 01:47:47,199
in like Halloween candy bags, right like I would get

2227
01:47:47,199 --> 01:47:49,960
the mini Snickers and eat the minis and stuff like that.

2228
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:55,039
I've had Snickers purchased for me. I've never made a

2229
01:47:55,199 --> 01:47:57,840
conscious decision to be like, as I'm checking out, be

2230
01:47:57,960 --> 01:47:58,960
like I will have a Snickers.

2231
01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:02,520
Speaker 1: It was always like, sucked down a king size?

2232
01:48:03,199 --> 01:48:08,760
Speaker 2: You have a suck down a king size? You sound

2233
01:48:08,880 --> 01:48:11,279
like a fucking troll under a bridge talking to me

2234
01:48:11,439 --> 01:48:11,640
like that.

2235
01:48:12,159 --> 01:48:14,119
Speaker 1: Let's let's go to the bote guy. I'll get.

2236
01:48:16,439 --> 01:48:19,199
Speaker 2: You have sucked on us knickers on a tube.

2237
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:24,399
Speaker 1: I'll let you through the tunnel if you suck down

2238
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:30,079
that Snickers you got like this character. Have you guys

2239
01:48:30,119 --> 01:48:33,479
had the Emperor sized stickers in? What? What country do

2240
01:48:33,560 --> 01:48:37,920
they sell it in? Do they have emperors anymore anywhere? Uh?

2241
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:40,880
Just as people. I don't think they go by that.

2242
01:48:41,199 --> 01:48:44,960
Speaker 2: Okay, he changed, they changed the name, but the players

2243
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:45,680
are the same.

2244
01:48:49,359 --> 01:48:51,760
Speaker 3: Is like in line at a drug store or grocery store.

2245
01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:53,439
That's probably my number three. I probably a bought the

2246
01:48:53,479 --> 01:48:56,880
most Starburst and then Skittles and then snickers.

2247
01:48:56,920 --> 01:49:00,319
Speaker 1: I think, are you twiddlers? Are you like your body show?

2248
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:04,479
Have you adjusted to the your new diet without the

2249
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:07,359
Halloween candy? Did you just did you confirm that's what

2250
01:49:07,399 --> 01:49:08,960
the problem was? Oh? Yeah, what was the problem that

2251
01:49:09,039 --> 01:49:10,760
was happening? There was something that was like you were

2252
01:49:11,159 --> 01:49:13,359
like having sugar with your awls after Halloween season.

2253
01:49:13,439 --> 01:49:15,239
Speaker 3: Oh, it was the weird headaches when I moved my head. Yeah,

2254
01:49:15,279 --> 01:49:16,319
that's not happening anymore.

2255
01:49:16,399 --> 01:49:17,199
Speaker 2: Weird headache.

2256
01:49:19,039 --> 01:49:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were in any direction it was like out. Yeah,

2257
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:24,439
I guess that stopped happening. I haven't thought of that

2258
01:49:24,479 --> 01:49:29,279
in a while. Yeah. Good, didn't seem healthy. I'm just waiting.

2259
01:49:29,319 --> 01:49:31,119
Speaker 3: I need time to move forward so I can get

2260
01:49:31,159 --> 01:49:33,359
on marathon training that which starts in May, because I

2261
01:49:33,399 --> 01:49:35,199
feel like I'm in a dead zone between here and May.

2262
01:49:35,239 --> 01:49:37,680
Speaker 4: We're like, all right, and I'm gonna be unhealthy.

2263
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:40,960
Speaker 1: Probably have you not? I thought you started marathon training.

2264
01:49:41,119 --> 01:49:43,439
Speaker 4: No, that starts in May. Marathons in October.

2265
01:49:43,479 --> 01:49:45,439
Speaker 1: Oh, you finished the half marathon a couple of two

2266
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:47,800
halfs this year, and now it's like that doesn't make one.

2267
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:48,640
Now I'm kind of waiting.

2268
01:49:49,039 --> 01:49:50,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, I'm just kind of waiting for Janny word,

2269
01:49:50,760 --> 01:49:52,560
like all right, I'll get onto like a daily you know,

2270
01:49:52,800 --> 01:49:55,119
the cardio thing, just so I'm ready for training in May.

2271
01:49:55,239 --> 01:49:57,479
But right now I'm in that weird holiday dead zone.

2272
01:49:58,000 --> 01:50:00,399
Speaker 2: You're allowed to have a holiday dead zone. And I

2273
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:03,720
encourage everybody who has like been like, hey, I should

2274
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:06,199
probably get on that diet or like be on that

2275
01:50:06,439 --> 01:50:10,760
heavy exercise regimen. That's what January is for give yourself

2276
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:14,600
a frickin' break and enjoy the holiday season. I also

2277
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:18,079
struggle with this personally, and this is when I went

2278
01:50:18,159 --> 01:50:21,319
to the Ravens Manor one of their number one drinks

2279
01:50:21,399 --> 01:50:24,640
is essentially eggnog, and I was like, I just want

2280
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:28,640
to try it. I let things go in December, live

2281
01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:29,159
your life.

2282
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:31,239
Speaker 3: It is striking, though I don't know if this is

2283
01:50:31,319 --> 01:50:34,079
just a getting older thing, but like the speed in

2284
01:50:34,199 --> 01:50:36,960
which you can go from like like like something like

2285
01:50:37,039 --> 01:50:39,840
cardio help and stuff like I think that stays that

2286
01:50:40,039 --> 01:50:41,960
lasts a little longer, but like the speed in which

2287
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:44,399
you can like put on weight, Like you know, I

2288
01:50:44,520 --> 01:50:46,119
went from like the lowest weight I've been in like

2289
01:50:46,199 --> 01:50:48,039
over ten years when I was like finishing up the

2290
01:50:48,079 --> 01:50:50,239
marathon training to like it's not crazy, but you know,

2291
01:50:50,279 --> 01:50:52,800
I put on fifteen pounds probably since then, and it's like,

2292
01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:54,520
god damn, that gonna happen pretty quick, like a couple

2293
01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:57,520
months if you're like not actively working out regularly and

2294
01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:00,399
watch what you eat specifically, Like they can turn around quick.

2295
01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:03,880
Speaker 2: And this only gets worse every year. It does not

2296
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:08,159
get better. It will just get worse. Yeah, it will

2297
01:51:08,199 --> 01:51:11,720
get harder. You will just more easily put on weight

2298
01:51:12,319 --> 01:51:17,199
from now until the end of time, unfortunately, but it's

2299
01:51:17,279 --> 01:51:21,680
more motivation for you to stay on the uh treadmill

2300
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:24,479
or whatever it is that fuels you. But I do

2301
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:27,279
encourage people to give themselves a freaking break in December, right,

2302
01:51:27,439 --> 01:51:31,560
like have yeah, have the eggnog, have the have the

2303
01:51:31,880 --> 01:51:33,319
extra helping of mashed potato.

2304
01:51:33,439 --> 01:51:35,359
Speaker 3: You know, enjoy yourself well and with what we do,

2305
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:37,520
and like, you know, we all live I mean, Mike,

2306
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:39,279
you're closer, but like you know, we live away from

2307
01:51:39,279 --> 01:51:40,800
our parents. So it's like typically we have a trip

2308
01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:43,920
home for Thanksgiving and then it's like, Okay, there's a

2309
01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,960
lot of eating like shit there and then frequently we're

2310
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:48,600
going to the Game Awards and doing stuff like that.

2311
01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:50,520
In early December and then you get back, you have

2312
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:52,720
maybe a week and then you go back for Christmas

2313
01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:54,560
and then you got New Year's parties and stuff. So

2314
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:57,199
like December like for me, is always fucked, Like it's

2315
01:51:57,199 --> 01:51:59,319
almost impossible to stay on a good thing in December.

2316
01:51:59,439 --> 01:52:01,479
So like January, like I've never been the big like

2317
01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:05,239
New Year's resolutions always felt so arbitrary. But sometimes it

2318
01:52:05,319 --> 01:52:07,119
just works out schedule wise where it's like, all right,

2319
01:52:07,199 --> 01:52:09,119
that's when I actually will have time to like be

2320
01:52:09,239 --> 01:52:11,960
on a regular schedule. But I envy people, you know,

2321
01:52:12,079 --> 01:52:14,640
like Bonk. She travels all the time. You know she's

2322
01:52:14,720 --> 01:52:16,479
busy too, and like she is just so just like

2323
01:52:16,479 --> 01:52:17,800
I'm going to get this shit done, like that is

2324
01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:20,239
a top priority. Is like being healthy both eating and

2325
01:52:20,359 --> 01:52:21,840
working out, and like I look at her and it's like,

2326
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:23,439
all right, I don't have an excuse, Like it can

2327
01:52:23,479 --> 01:52:23,800
be done.

2328
01:52:24,119 --> 01:52:25,880
Speaker 4: Like I'm just giving myself excuses.

2329
01:52:26,159 --> 01:52:30,439
Speaker 2: So yeah, I appreciate the dedication. Just don't forget to

2330
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:31,680
enjoy your Christmas.

2331
01:52:32,079 --> 01:52:35,600
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, uh, thank you, wes Dan. You want to

2332
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:39,880
read this one from Morgan? Yes, high Fire or skip cast.

2333
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:42,800
Speaker 3: Do you guys have any blanket statements something that you

2334
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:45,159
think is true across the board with no exceptions. Some

2335
01:52:45,319 --> 01:52:48,239
example of some examples of mine. If there is a

2336
01:52:48,359 --> 01:52:50,039
dog or a cat and a game that is not

2337
01:52:50,159 --> 01:52:52,479
an enemy and you can't interact or pet it, that

2338
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,800
game is trash or not chose without cheese?

2339
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:56,760
Speaker 4: Is it not chose?

2340
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:57,560
Speaker 1: I do agree with that.

2341
01:52:58,199 --> 01:53:00,520
Speaker 3: My husband would say any movie for an hour and

2342
01:53:00,560 --> 01:53:03,279
a half is too long. These can be about any topic.

2343
01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:05,319
Thoughts a long time listening to the cast near other

2344
01:53:05,359 --> 01:53:09,760
content platforms. Morgan, Thank you, Morgan. Blanket stavements with no exceptions.

2345
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:11,479
They specifically said there.

2346
01:53:12,039 --> 01:53:15,239
Speaker 1: I had one before I had to kind of make

2347
01:53:15,279 --> 01:53:18,800
an exception to my If a game, for instance, takes

2348
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:21,640
three hours to get good, yep, then it's not a

2349
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:26,319
good game. Metaphor kind of metaphor is different because it

2350
01:53:26,439 --> 01:53:28,319
was still decent in the first two hours. But like

2351
01:53:28,399 --> 01:53:32,600
I still believe, like if a game takes let's say

2352
01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:34,560
three hours to get good, I don't care how long

2353
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:35,920
it is, it might not be a good game.

2354
01:53:36,079 --> 01:53:38,239
Speaker 3: Anytime people say like, oh, yeah, give it like five hours,

2355
01:53:38,279 --> 01:53:40,479
and it's like yeah, I normally would say that as

2356
01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:44,279
a blanket statement, but like this year infinite wealth, like

2357
01:53:44,359 --> 01:53:46,479
that takes a while to get moving and then it

2358
01:53:46,520 --> 01:53:49,239
gets really good, and so I think there are exceptions

2359
01:53:49,279 --> 01:53:49,680
for that one.

2360
01:53:50,119 --> 01:53:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are slow burns, and I can I'm all

2361
01:53:53,039 --> 01:53:55,439
for that, but it's like when something is actively pushing

2362
01:53:55,479 --> 01:53:58,479
back against my enjoyment for five hours. Sure, Infinite Wealth

2363
01:53:58,640 --> 01:53:59,880
was bearable for a bit.

2364
01:54:00,199 --> 01:54:02,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so funny and interesting and everything, but

2365
01:54:02,359 --> 01:54:03,880
like it doesn't open up for a while.

2366
01:54:04,479 --> 01:54:07,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, what other blankets stay? I definitely have a bunch.

2367
01:54:07,439 --> 01:54:08,439
I'm sure that.

2368
01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:14,319
Speaker 2: One that's similar to the uh, the writer's husband. My

2369
01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:17,319
blanket for movies is a bit more lenient than that,

2370
01:54:17,479 --> 01:54:22,600
but it is No movie needs to be three hours. Period.

2371
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:25,000
If it's three hours, it could have been just as good,

2372
01:54:25,039 --> 01:54:27,199
and it could have been two hours and fifty five minutes.

2373
01:54:27,239 --> 01:54:29,600
Three hours is my cutoff. Every time I've ever seen

2374
01:54:29,640 --> 01:54:32,239
a movie that's three hours, even good ones, I've been like,

2375
01:54:32,439 --> 01:54:35,600
you could have you could have edited that from the ear,

2376
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:39,319
could have you could have cut something one thousand percent.

2377
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:42,079
There's no movie on earth that needs to be three hours.

2378
01:54:42,359 --> 01:54:43,560
That's how I feel.

2379
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,960
Speaker 1: Pretty extreme, but like I feel so ridiculous.

2380
01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:50,079
Speaker 3: Good ones, right, prove it. I'm looking at right now.

2381
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:52,880
Name it Lord of Ring's Return of the King sucks. Shit,

2382
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:59,359
Green good, God, We Fall is good, Deer Hunter is great. Uh,

2383
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:00,600
titan isn't.

2384
01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:03,039
Speaker 2: This isn't. This is a different argument, though, I'm not

2385
01:55:03,119 --> 01:55:06,920
saying they're not good. You know what I'm saying. I'm

2386
01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:10,359
saying that you could have cut five minutes, is what

2387
01:55:10,439 --> 01:55:13,279
I'm saying. I don't have you saying that a movie

2388
01:55:13,399 --> 01:55:17,119
is good only helps me. I'm still saying they could

2389
01:55:17,119 --> 01:55:18,479
be good if you just cut five minutes.

2390
01:55:19,039 --> 01:55:21,520
Speaker 3: Sure, Like it's been a while since I saw Titanic.

2391
01:55:22,479 --> 01:55:25,199
I'm sure you could cut time from that, right a

2392
01:55:25,479 --> 01:55:26,239
hundred percent.

2393
01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:29,439
Speaker 2: She doesn't need to look at it art bullshit. You

2394
01:55:29,479 --> 01:55:32,399
don't need the five minutes. You don't need that long

2395
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:34,880
on the on the wood panel, one hundred percent.

2396
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:37,600
Speaker 1: You could the ship goes down, I you don't need.

2397
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:41,600
Speaker 2: Once that hits the propeller, for sure.

2398
01:55:43,439 --> 01:55:49,359
Speaker 1: Climat the what other the Irishman was? Yeah, I didn't

2399
01:55:49,359 --> 01:55:49,880
like all.

2400
01:55:52,439 --> 01:55:55,159
Speaker 2: It just didn't need it, and I just loved very

2401
01:55:55,319 --> 01:55:58,520
For me, I feel very strongly about this. Every time

2402
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:01,479
a movie has a run time of three hours in cinema,

2403
01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:04,399
like in a movie theater, I'm always like, you are

2404
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:08,960
you are really pushing it with me. That editor could

2405
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,680
have just put in a little bit more juice and

2406
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:13,960
cut out one more goddamn scene. That is a long

2407
01:56:14,119 --> 01:56:17,359
time for a person to sit and pay attention. Less

2408
01:56:17,399 --> 01:56:19,640
than three hours every movie forever.

2409
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:22,359
Speaker 1: It's always Scorsese now too. Killers of the Flower Moon, Yeah,

2410
01:56:22,680 --> 01:56:23,720
I saw it in the theaters.

2411
01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:26,159
Speaker 3: I never put to suben theaters, and like, I was like,

2412
01:56:26,239 --> 01:56:29,079
not an off and Killers of the Flower Moon we started.

2413
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:31,960
Speaker 1: At ten pm and then by the time I got

2414
01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:33,800
to hour two and I like that movie quite a bit.

2415
01:56:34,479 --> 01:56:35,239
I was nodding off.

2416
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:37,840
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of bit. I'm not saying they're

2417
01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:40,439
not good. They can be phenomenal movies. I'm just saying

2418
01:56:40,479 --> 01:56:43,319
they could have cut out one scene or just trimmed

2419
01:56:43,399 --> 01:56:45,960
it and made it less than three hours. Three hours

2420
01:56:46,039 --> 01:56:46,760
is ridiculous.

2421
01:56:46,800 --> 01:56:47,039
Speaker 1: It is a.

2422
01:56:47,159 --> 01:56:49,399
Speaker 2: Ridiculous length for one piece of cinema.

2423
01:56:50,239 --> 01:56:54,600
Speaker 1: Fucking come on, Appazheimer, like it says Oppenheimer's ever. Three

2424
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:54,920
hours of.

2425
01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:58,079
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer could have easily been under three hours. That movie

2426
01:56:58,239 --> 01:57:02,199
is god tear and it is too fucking log. Did

2427
01:57:02,279 --> 01:57:05,960
you do the ending where like, uh, they're like walking

2428
01:57:06,039 --> 01:57:08,000
towards each other in the grass and it just keeps

2429
01:57:08,039 --> 01:57:09,560
panning back and forth between them.

2430
01:57:09,479 --> 01:57:15,600
Speaker 1: Like from Monty Python. Yes, if that would be a

2431
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:18,439
really weird choice. If they did that with Oppenheimer with

2432
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:22,000
three hours, I'd be into it. Yeah, well the show.

2433
01:57:22,279 --> 01:57:25,079
The show is basically the opposite of my argument.

2434
01:57:25,159 --> 01:57:27,920
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be taking movies and making them three hours.

2435
01:57:28,039 --> 01:57:32,560
Speaker 1: You need to be better. Right, good job, it's.

2436
01:57:32,439 --> 01:57:35,319
Speaker 2: Not that's literally what I'm saying. I'm literally saying the

2437
01:57:35,359 --> 01:57:35,920
opposite of.

2438
01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:41,079
Speaker 1: Food, food, culinary, drink, beverage, blanket statements that you guys have. Oh,

2439
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:44,279
I mean there's well, there's regional stuff like Chicago. If

2440
01:57:44,359 --> 01:57:47,279
you have put ketchup or mustard on the hot dog,

2441
01:57:47,439 --> 01:57:49,840
or if you put yeah, ketchup or mustard on hot dog,

2442
01:57:49,880 --> 01:57:51,760
it's not a hot dog? Or is it just ketchup?

2443
01:57:52,279 --> 01:57:52,600
I don't know.

2444
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:56,000
Speaker 2: Neither of those are accurate though. Those are just hot

2445
01:57:56,079 --> 01:57:58,880
dog like. You can't you can't do that.

2446
01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:03,079
Speaker 1: You can't can't you can't make that. Well, I'm saying

2447
01:58:03,119 --> 01:58:05,239
people from Chicago don't like it on there, but yeah,

2448
01:58:05,359 --> 01:58:07,000
it's still a hot dog. I don't think they'd argue

2449
01:58:07,000 --> 01:58:07,960
it's not a hot dog.

2450
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:11,199
Speaker 2: Cuisine.

2451
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:14,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like there's things like, oh, all

2452
01:58:15,279 --> 01:58:17,399
things with olives are bad. But that's just me saying

2453
01:58:17,399 --> 01:58:23,039
I don't like all of what statement is right, just like, yeah,

2454
01:58:25,359 --> 01:58:27,199
I do agree with the one here that they said

2455
01:58:27,239 --> 01:58:29,640
in the email. Nachos without cheese is a nachos like

2456
01:58:29,680 --> 01:58:32,239
one hundred percent, Like cheese is more important than the

2457
01:58:32,399 --> 01:58:33,119
chips for me.

2458
01:58:33,359 --> 01:58:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to have melted cheese on nachos.

2459
01:58:38,159 --> 01:58:40,640
Speaker 1: What Mike, I was I just I just started thinking

2460
01:58:40,680 --> 01:58:42,920
of some really funny ones, and I've probably said, like

2461
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:46,640
anybody who has played Mass Effects six times is I

2462
01:58:46,800 --> 01:58:52,960
don't like them? Yeah, I've met some of those types

2463
01:58:53,039 --> 01:58:56,600
in that kind of old Yeah. That unlocked a bunch

2464
01:58:56,680 --> 01:58:58,960
that I probably actually said in my life.

2465
01:58:58,960 --> 01:59:01,439
Speaker 3: I don't think i'd trust me like huge fan of

2466
01:59:01,520 --> 01:59:02,640
thirty seconds to Mars.

2467
01:59:04,039 --> 01:59:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, question into bullying people,

2468
01:59:11,840 --> 01:59:14,039
I'm not saying they're bad people. I'm saying I they're

2469
01:59:14,079 --> 01:59:17,720
not for me. Yeah, I don't. I don't trust people

2470
01:59:17,760 --> 01:59:20,239
have played Mass Effects six times. I should say you

2471
01:59:20,319 --> 01:59:21,720
have to earn my trust if you tell me you

2472
01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:23,920
played Mass Effects six times through Yeah.

2473
01:59:26,720 --> 01:59:30,239
Speaker 2: In game design, one of my blanket rules is is

2474
01:59:30,319 --> 01:59:33,279
if you're using wheelchairs to make an environment scary. That's

2475
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:37,039
like so boring and and lazy, oh one like wheeling out,

2476
01:59:37,239 --> 01:59:39,960
Like yeah, I just hate it. There's like so many

2477
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:42,279
other scary things that you could do in an environment

2478
01:59:42,479 --> 01:59:45,199
than like a wheelchair, which is just a very normal

2479
01:59:45,319 --> 01:59:47,159
thing that people need, and I just don't get it.

2480
01:59:47,279 --> 01:59:49,600
And so every time I see it, I'm always like, oh,

2481
01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:54,119
the person who designed this space is either not very

2482
01:59:54,199 --> 01:59:59,720
experienced or they're just not very worldly or thoughtful when

2483
01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:02,159
it comes as to how to scare people, like be

2484
02:00:03,359 --> 02:00:05,520
like think outside the box a little bit, and just

2485
02:00:05,640 --> 02:00:08,079
like a freaking wheelchair. I don't like that kind of

2486
02:00:08,119 --> 02:00:09,760
stuff usually when I see it in a space.

2487
02:00:11,279 --> 02:00:13,239
Speaker 3: I don't think it'd be possible for me to enjoy

2488
02:00:13,399 --> 02:00:16,960
any visual novel. I don't know if that's the blanket statement,

2489
02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:19,000
but just visual novels are bad for me.

2490
02:00:19,279 --> 02:00:28,560
Speaker 1: It would be most novels. Maybe I do. Maybe I

2491
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:28,960
just don't.

2492
02:00:29,399 --> 02:00:32,880
Speaker 3: I do like reading it justs it takes so long

2493
02:00:33,079 --> 02:00:36,439
to read. I mean, I a fast reader. Books have

2494
02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:37,800
so many words.

2495
02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:41,920
Speaker 2: Though you watch my face. You said it's it's probably

2496
02:00:42,279 --> 02:00:44,760
no visual novelists for me, really, and we were all

2497
02:00:44,920 --> 02:00:47,880
like I think me and micro both like visual or listen.

2498
02:00:48,439 --> 02:00:49,359
Speaker 1: I like reading.

2499
02:00:49,720 --> 02:00:52,560
Speaker 3: I've been reading this fucking Stephen King short story collection

2500
02:00:52,800 --> 02:00:55,000
for like a year because any recommended it to me.

2501
02:00:55,560 --> 02:00:57,760
I've read four of the short stories and liked them

2502
02:00:57,800 --> 02:01:00,279
all a lot, But it takes there's so many booking

2503
02:01:00,319 --> 02:01:01,039
words and books.

2504
02:01:01,640 --> 02:01:07,039
Speaker 1: It's so long. Yeah, they're big collections for words.

2505
02:01:06,920 --> 02:01:09,159
Speaker 2: Three hour movie in book form. Like when are you

2506
02:01:09,319 --> 02:01:10,600
like I'm not reading all that.

2507
02:01:11,399 --> 02:01:13,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I've read some really long books before, and

2508
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:17,479
I've enjoyed them. It's just it's like when it's not

2509
02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:20,159
part of your day, in your routine, it's like it's

2510
02:01:20,159 --> 02:01:22,560
that habit thing where it's just like if I just

2511
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,439
got into the habit of like, okay, with my coffee

2512
02:01:24,439 --> 02:01:26,279
every morning, I'm gonna, you know, read while I drink

2513
02:01:26,319 --> 02:01:28,520
my coffee, then I'd read so much, I think, because

2514
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,359
I really have enjoyed whenever I get into a book,

2515
02:01:31,039 --> 02:01:33,279
but it's just not part of my day, you know

2516
02:01:33,319 --> 02:01:33,720
what I mean.

2517
02:01:34,439 --> 02:01:36,720
Speaker 2: Like it's become I've started to try and make a

2518
02:01:36,760 --> 02:01:40,479
habit out of my weekend. I've started enjoying a slow

2519
02:01:40,640 --> 02:01:43,079
morning where I wake up, I have a coffee and

2520
02:01:43,279 --> 02:01:46,159
like maybe a you know, whatever little breakfast snacky I

2521
02:01:46,239 --> 02:01:48,520
have and I read a chapter of a book. I've

2522
02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:51,439
been doing that on my Saturday and or my Sunday,

2523
02:01:51,560 --> 02:01:56,039
and I've really enjoyed that experience. But it's very difficult

2524
02:01:56,039 --> 02:01:57,399
for me. I know a lot of people who I

2525
02:01:57,439 --> 02:01:59,600
have a friend who reads in the shower every time.

2526
02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:00,640
They how are they read?

2527
02:02:01,039 --> 02:02:03,279
Speaker 1: Everybody's got a good soggy? Is that laminated?

2528
02:02:03,399 --> 02:02:07,439
Speaker 2: It's it's it's laminated, just like all of Mike's books,

2529
02:02:07,439 --> 02:02:10,800
you know, Yeah, it's it's a kick. I can't get

2530
02:02:10,840 --> 02:02:15,479
them sticky, the pages are always stuck together.

2531
02:02:15,680 --> 02:02:17,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have to laminate my phone for the same

2532
02:02:17,520 --> 02:02:20,720
reason laminate our bed.

2533
02:02:22,479 --> 02:02:23,560
Speaker 2: You slip over it.

2534
02:02:24,760 --> 02:02:28,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so trying to, like and if there's any

2535
02:02:28,319 --> 02:02:30,680
tips here, I would love them, because like I would

2536
02:02:30,760 --> 02:02:33,239
love to get into the habit of working out every

2537
02:02:33,319 --> 02:02:35,159
morning and doing a slow morning where it's like whether

2538
02:02:35,199 --> 02:02:37,920
it's reading or breakfast without a phone, things like that.

2539
02:02:38,039 --> 02:02:40,239
But like from the moment I wake up, like my

2540
02:02:40,279 --> 02:02:42,840
alarm goes up at seven thirty, I just know there's

2541
02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:47,439
already like eight unread slacks, discords, emails, things like that,

2542
02:02:47,640 --> 02:02:49,680
and it's like I have to get to and then

2543
02:02:49,760 --> 02:02:51,600
like as the day goes on, and people actually start

2544
02:02:51,640 --> 02:02:54,920
waking up. Like if it's nine am and I'm on

2545
02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:57,600
a treadmill or something, I just know that it's piling up.

2546
02:02:57,640 --> 02:02:59,039
And by the time I get off the treadmill up

2547
02:02:59,039 --> 02:03:00,680
and I have like thirty things I have to like

2548
02:03:01,039 --> 02:03:03,960
look at or respond to content. So it's like, how

2549
02:03:04,039 --> 02:03:06,199
do you Because I'm like I see people like their

2550
02:03:06,239 --> 02:03:07,960
phones and stuff. I got a lot of friends. It's like,

2551
02:03:08,159 --> 02:03:10,960
I have thirty thousand unread emails and I have like

2552
02:03:11,079 --> 02:03:12,880
a thousand notifications for text.

2553
02:03:12,960 --> 02:03:14,600
Speaker 1: Like that's insane to me.

2554
02:03:14,920 --> 02:03:18,920
Speaker 3: If I see a notification, I cannot not address it

2555
02:03:19,039 --> 02:03:21,640
right away, you know, like, is there do you guys

2556
02:03:21,720 --> 02:03:21,920
have that?

2557
02:03:23,199 --> 02:03:27,000
Speaker 2: I struggle with that. I mean, I don't think there's

2558
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:30,560
a really solid answer for it besides practice. In my opinion,

2559
02:03:30,560 --> 02:03:32,159
I don't think that's a very sexy answer. But I

2560
02:03:32,239 --> 02:03:34,560
think my answer is is, like you have to have

2561
02:03:34,720 --> 02:03:38,520
the self control because what you're talking about, in my opinion,

2562
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:42,960
is addiction. You have an addiction to, uh not having

2563
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:45,680
any notifications. Do you clear your inbox at the end

2564
02:03:45,680 --> 02:03:46,000
of the day.

2565
02:03:47,560 --> 02:03:47,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

2566
02:03:48,239 --> 02:03:50,640
Speaker 4: I the second an email comes in, I address it

2567
02:03:50,720 --> 02:03:51,159
pretty much.

2568
02:03:51,319 --> 02:03:54,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's kind of an addictive personality situation

2569
02:03:54,680 --> 02:03:58,319
or like neurotic right like where I ain't going to

2570
02:03:58,359 --> 02:04:01,279
diagnose you, but the idea that you can't handle like

2571
02:04:01,439 --> 02:04:06,119
notifications not read, that can be a symptom of someone

2572
02:04:06,159 --> 02:04:10,600
who's like imperfect musk cleans, and and that is habitual

2573
02:04:10,720 --> 02:04:15,399
where you should really practice being okay with unread things

2574
02:04:15,600 --> 02:04:19,520
because the world goes on and it's also very important

2575
02:04:19,760 --> 02:04:22,159
for them to be able to wait for your response,

2576
02:04:22,239 --> 02:04:24,600
like it's healthy for you to be able to. That's

2577
02:04:24,640 --> 02:04:27,439
probably why you don't ever cook broccoli and stuff like that.

2578
02:04:28,039 --> 02:04:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's that's the thing is Like it's not

2579
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:32,520
because I don't think I'm like necessarily addicted to like

2580
02:04:32,920 --> 02:04:34,560
you know, the tech part of it of a notifications,

2581
02:04:34,600 --> 02:04:37,199
I feel guilt over like if a friend to even

2582
02:04:37,239 --> 02:04:39,640
something that's like not work related or not actually important,

2583
02:04:39,640 --> 02:04:41,039
like a friend just like oh did you see Raw

2584
02:04:41,119 --> 02:04:41,520
last night?

2585
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:43,640
Speaker 4: Or something you see the New Day segment from Raw?

2586
02:04:44,159 --> 02:04:47,359
Speaker 3: Like if I see that red notification there, it's just like,

2587
02:04:47,439 --> 02:04:49,199
oh God, they sent me this thing, and I'm like

2588
02:04:49,479 --> 02:04:51,880
being a bad friend. I need to respond and if

2589
02:04:51,920 --> 02:04:54,000
I just go about my day and do the things

2590
02:04:54,039 --> 02:04:55,399
I need to do, And so that's the thing. I'll

2591
02:04:55,439 --> 02:04:56,880
like pull out my phone and be like, oh, I

2592
02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,800
need to do this thing, and then I'll see all

2593
02:04:58,840 --> 02:05:01,279
these things pop up, and I'll like totally forget why

2594
02:05:01,279 --> 02:05:02,640
I pulled my phone out in the first place.

2595
02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:06,119
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, that's hard. That's a very difficult habit

2596
02:05:06,279 --> 02:05:09,359
to fight. And I also think, like I've also struggled

2597
02:05:09,399 --> 02:05:12,760
with that. I can do the opposite now where someone

2598
02:05:12,800 --> 02:05:14,960
will message me and I'll see a DM and I'll

2599
02:05:15,000 --> 02:05:17,239
be like, that's so sweet. But then I will forget

2600
02:05:17,319 --> 02:05:19,600
to respond, and then like three months will go a by,

2601
02:05:19,640 --> 02:05:21,760
and I'll be like, oh, I never responded to that

2602
02:05:21,840 --> 02:05:23,680
person because I didn't think about it at the time,

2603
02:05:23,760 --> 02:05:27,159
And then I harbor this guilt that I've never responded

2604
02:05:27,159 --> 02:05:29,880
to that person. But I don't Mike, maybe you have

2605
02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:32,239
something better for that. But my honest response is that

2606
02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:36,399
you should get into a daily habit of letting yourself

2607
02:05:37,479 --> 02:05:39,560
see it and then say I'm gonna make myself a

2608
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:41,800
coffee or I'm gonna go have lunch or go for

2609
02:05:41,880 --> 02:05:44,000
a walk, and I'm gonna let it go and then

2610
02:05:44,039 --> 02:05:47,039
acknowledge over time that like nothing dies, we don't save

2611
02:05:47,159 --> 02:05:47,800
lives here.

2612
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:51,560
Speaker 1: Like the world goes on Yeah, anything truly important, you'll

2613
02:05:51,600 --> 02:05:54,119
get a call if it's an emergency that you should

2614
02:05:54,199 --> 02:05:59,000
to address right away. I mean I stopped like I'm

2615
02:05:59,079 --> 02:06:02,560
on Instagram is the only social media I ever use. Uh,

2616
02:06:03,039 --> 02:06:04,439
it's just like it. I think it is a matter

2617
02:06:04,520 --> 02:06:07,000
of just like cleansing what's really not important to you.

2618
02:06:07,399 --> 02:06:10,640
I I've been in a much better place the last

2619
02:06:10,680 --> 02:06:13,920
several years after you know, having Yeah, also needed to

2620
02:06:13,960 --> 02:06:15,920
clear my inbox and my inpot. My work in box

2621
02:06:16,039 --> 02:06:17,680
is pretty clean, but I also don't get nearly as

2622
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:20,159
many emails now as I did at like Polygon, for instance,

2623
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:27,960
which is nice, but it's still I think the people

2624
02:06:28,039 --> 02:06:30,720
that I truly care about would not be offended if

2625
02:06:30,760 --> 02:06:32,439
I take a bit to get back to them. The

2626
02:06:32,520 --> 02:06:35,239
people who would get offended. I don't think I have

2627
02:06:35,640 --> 02:06:38,039
many people like that left in my close circle, which

2628
02:06:38,079 --> 02:06:39,840
is nice. Well, I'll feel guilt with like.

2629
02:06:39,920 --> 02:06:42,159
Speaker 3: Pr people I've never even met in person, where it's

2630
02:06:42,199 --> 02:06:44,479
just like I'll get a work email where it's like, hey,

2631
02:06:44,520 --> 02:06:46,119
we're really excited were renouncing this game.

2632
02:06:46,199 --> 02:06:47,960
Speaker 1: We got a code for this would you be interested

2633
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:48,640
in checking this out?

2634
02:06:48,680 --> 02:06:50,560
Speaker 3: Like somebody I've never met with a game, I'm not

2635
02:06:50,760 --> 02:06:53,399
interested in I feel guilty if it's like I don't

2636
02:06:53,560 --> 02:06:56,119
like respond, or if I just kind of go somemo whatever,

2637
02:06:56,119 --> 02:06:58,279
it's like, ah, but like I think that's that's the

2638
02:06:58,359 --> 02:07:00,920
media thing. Like we get so many fun press releases

2639
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:03,159
and emails and stuff. People are just trying to promote

2640
02:07:03,159 --> 02:07:05,000
their games, and it's like you have to kind just

2641
02:07:05,039 --> 02:07:05,960
ignore some of them.

2642
02:07:06,359 --> 02:07:10,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. I would also say, like, I don't

2643
02:07:10,439 --> 02:07:12,760
think there's any reason to feel guilty. I think, if anything,

2644
02:07:12,880 --> 02:07:15,840
that's you putting a bit too much importance on yourself.

2645
02:07:15,960 --> 02:07:17,760
And I don't mean that in a mean way. I'm

2646
02:07:17,760 --> 02:07:20,560
just saying like I don't think they're like stewing Riker

2647
02:07:20,600 --> 02:07:21,279
hasn't gotten back to me.

2648
02:07:21,399 --> 02:07:23,720
Speaker 3: No, They've sent out one hundred plus emails. I'm sure

2649
02:07:23,840 --> 02:07:26,920
you blanket email. Yeah, I think it's more. It was

2650
02:07:26,960 --> 02:07:30,000
more for me, just like lately at least now it's like,

2651
02:07:30,359 --> 02:07:32,840
you know, I take most mourning. I played video games

2652
02:07:32,880 --> 02:07:34,720
most in the mornings now these days over coffee, and

2653
02:07:34,760 --> 02:07:38,279
then at night I read and study for class and whatnot.

2654
02:07:38,319 --> 02:07:44,159
But like, yeah, I let my like Instagram dms pile

2655
02:07:44,279 --> 02:07:46,760
up now and I don't care, Like I said, like,

2656
02:07:46,800 --> 02:07:48,239
I'll go through and see if any of them are

2657
02:07:48,279 --> 02:07:50,279
ones I truly need to respond to. I used to like,

2658
02:07:50,359 --> 02:07:54,279
get I have a bunch like several close friends that

2659
02:07:55,079 --> 02:07:57,560
send me dumb videos, and I it becomes a to

2660
02:07:57,680 --> 02:07:59,600
do list of mine to watch all them just so

2661
02:07:59,640 --> 02:08:02,800
I can responds like I don't. Again, if they were

2662
02:08:02,880 --> 02:08:05,159
truly important, it would have been a text or like

2663
02:08:06,039 --> 02:08:08,960
they would say like please watch this. Like if they're

2664
02:08:09,039 --> 02:08:10,800
just sending me them, I don't need to watch all those.

2665
02:08:10,920 --> 02:08:11,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, reminders.

2666
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:14,119
Speaker 3: If I see, like someone sends me a YouTube link,

2667
02:08:14,159 --> 02:08:17,119
I'm just like, remind me respond to this person later

2668
02:08:17,239 --> 02:08:19,119
on when I can actually watch this video. It is

2669
02:08:19,239 --> 02:08:21,319
like adding to your to do list, which is again,

2670
02:08:21,319 --> 02:08:22,840
these are not real problems, but it's.

2671
02:08:22,720 --> 02:08:25,640
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's I think it's thinking

2672
02:08:25,720 --> 02:08:28,279
of it. I found it helpful to it took some

2673
02:08:28,960 --> 02:08:32,319
discipline and practice, but getting away from thinking of it

2674
02:08:32,359 --> 02:08:35,199
as to do lists and actually like separating things I need,

2675
02:08:35,279 --> 02:08:37,880
shit I need to do, and stuff that's like I

2676
02:08:38,000 --> 02:08:40,560
don't really care that I missed this one skit from

2677
02:08:40,680 --> 02:08:43,199
that same Instagram channel that my friend always sends me.

2678
02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:46,840
I don't even like them to begin with, not the

2679
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:48,159
friend that this like that.

2680
02:08:48,279 --> 02:08:49,600
Speaker 4: I thought you would like that match a man at

2681
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:50,560
the Eiffel Tower video.

2682
02:08:51,279 --> 02:08:53,000
Speaker 1: I responded, I took a while a re spont of

2683
02:08:53,039 --> 02:08:54,640
that because I was in France when I was busy,

2684
02:08:54,640 --> 02:08:56,640
and I was like this, Dan won't be pissed if

2685
02:08:56,680 --> 02:08:57,319
I don't respond.

2686
02:08:58,800 --> 02:09:02,000
Speaker 2: Necessary to respond, Yes, brother, yeah.

2687
02:09:05,239 --> 02:09:09,359
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I'll have a good mantra. Man. Is

2688
02:09:09,439 --> 02:09:13,119
that him? Was that him? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

2689
02:09:13,199 --> 02:09:16,439
Speaker 2: Got another one. Dog people are just cooler than cat people.

2690
02:09:17,239 --> 02:09:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have I have one. Dog people are more

2691
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:22,199
emotionally needy than cat people.

2692
02:09:23,479 --> 02:09:26,439
Speaker 3: No, I think we appreciate a pet that actually gives

2693
02:09:26,520 --> 02:09:29,039
us some like joy and love and isn't just being

2694
02:09:29,039 --> 02:09:33,279
an asshole. Yeah, you know, my cats give us joy,

2695
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:36,479
walk around occasionally, look at you.

2696
02:09:37,039 --> 02:09:39,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just keep putting their buttholes in the camera.

2697
02:09:41,359 --> 02:09:46,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking Razor just humps boxes and toys.

2698
02:09:46,239 --> 02:09:49,720
Speaker 3: Look, Razor's nuts. But you can't say we're not talking

2699
02:09:49,760 --> 02:09:50,319
about Razor.

2700
02:09:50,520 --> 02:09:53,239
Speaker 2: We're comparing cats to dogs. Razor isn't involved.

2701
02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:55,760
Speaker 1: Bring them up. Try to say a single bad word

2702
02:09:55,800 --> 02:09:59,039
about Gizmo. I dare you? Gizmo is not that great

2703
02:10:00,079 --> 02:10:00,680
freak show.

2704
02:10:01,439 --> 02:10:03,920
Speaker 3: Look, look, Bank and I would both admit Fraser's insane

2705
02:10:04,039 --> 02:10:09,680
but floor licking toy humping.

2706
02:10:10,640 --> 02:10:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse fucking I'm a Nator guy. I'm all for

2707
02:10:15,079 --> 02:10:17,720
the outsider. Actually, I don't know. Is Ralph Nader known

2708
02:10:17,760 --> 02:10:20,680
for bad things these days? I don't alive. I don't

2709
02:10:20,720 --> 02:10:22,439
know is he I don't know.

2710
02:10:22,680 --> 02:10:25,319
Speaker 3: Maybe I should make political jokes Razors, like we have

2711
02:10:25,399 --> 02:10:27,600
the most fucked fucker category, Like Razor is just a

2712
02:10:28,399 --> 02:10:28,720
a dog.

2713
02:10:29,319 --> 02:10:31,920
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, he's the man. I like him more

2714
02:10:31,960 --> 02:10:34,800
than giz Tell gizz I said that, Yeah, I will not.

2715
02:10:37,319 --> 02:10:41,520
I don't think I have any other blanket statements. Quilts

2716
02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:48,119
are nice, though, I think, come on, I mean, come on,

2717
02:10:48,640 --> 02:10:52,640
I deserve a bit more anti, come on, what's a quilt?

2718
02:10:53,319 --> 02:10:56,439
Speaker 3: I feel like I was raised hearing a lot of

2719
02:10:56,560 --> 02:10:58,680
blanket statements, and I think that's maybe why I don't

2720
02:10:58,720 --> 02:11:00,640
have any. Is because as I got older, I was

2721
02:11:00,760 --> 02:11:03,560
like annoyed by, like, you know, my dad being like

2722
02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:06,039
whine is for high maintenance women, and.

2723
02:11:06,079 --> 02:11:07,159
Speaker 1: It's like I don't like that.

2724
02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:13,079
Speaker 3: As I've actually tried to, you know, evolve as a person,

2725
02:11:13,119 --> 02:11:16,159
it's like, maybe blanket statements aren't something that I subscribe to.

2726
02:11:16,479 --> 02:11:19,279
Speaker 1: Feel like if we combed through Firescape. We'd probably hear

2727
02:11:19,359 --> 02:11:23,520
you making many blanket statements. Assumption that's a blanket statement

2728
02:11:23,560 --> 02:11:26,199
I'm making by saying that, but probably maybe not.

2729
02:11:26,319 --> 02:11:31,479
Speaker 2: I think it's embedded into your subconscious, don't I'm subconscious.

2730
02:11:31,479 --> 02:11:32,760
Speaker 1: I think it's just conscious, a.

2731
02:11:32,800 --> 02:11:35,600
Speaker 3: Lot of conscious trying a lot of scraping them out.

2732
02:11:35,680 --> 02:11:37,079
And you know I go to therapy every week. You

2733
02:11:37,119 --> 02:11:39,439
know we're working on all that for decades.

2734
02:11:40,039 --> 02:11:42,960
Speaker 2: Blanket statement. If you're bothered by your neighbors, it's best

2735
02:11:43,039 --> 02:11:46,600
to throw the whole damn house away, tell your house, yes, absolutely,

2736
02:11:46,880 --> 02:11:49,920
start anew, get rid of your life.

2737
02:11:51,039 --> 02:11:53,359
Speaker 1: I have another one. Anybody who's played for Sona five

2738
02:11:53,479 --> 02:11:59,319
more than four times fucking sucks. This is one specific

2739
02:11:59,359 --> 02:12:06,840
person I'm talking about. I mean, you're probably right, this

2740
02:12:06,960 --> 02:12:19,840
is this is just a bit. Francisco sucks as a city.

2741
02:12:20,720 --> 02:12:26,199
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could not say that. Noisco I have.

2742
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:29,520
I had fantastic experiences I realized.

2743
02:12:29,680 --> 02:12:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean, we all met in San Francisco, we worked there,

2744
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:36,720
but changed like I mean, San Fransco and New York

2745
02:12:36,760 --> 02:12:37,760
are not even in the same.

2746
02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:41,319
Speaker 2: Changed my life. I do think like it's gone through

2747
02:12:41,520 --> 02:12:44,039
some ebbs and flows. But I think all cities can

2748
02:12:44,119 --> 02:12:46,079
go through ebbs and flows. I think it's unfair to

2749
02:12:46,279 --> 02:12:48,479
just essentially say like a city is like a dirt

2750
02:12:48,520 --> 02:12:48,960
bag city.

2751
02:12:49,119 --> 02:12:49,920
Speaker 1: It's a blanket statement.

2752
02:12:49,960 --> 02:12:51,600
Speaker 3: I mean, there's good people, and I had good like

2753
02:12:51,800 --> 02:12:54,000
they're gonna be good people and their good experiences. I

2754
02:12:54,039 --> 02:12:55,760
had great experiences, and I mean I meant you guys

2755
02:12:55,800 --> 02:12:57,479
have worked a job. I loved all that stuff. But

2756
02:12:57,520 --> 02:13:03,600
like city go sucks ass. It is the worst city

2757
02:13:03,640 --> 02:13:08,039
I've ever been to. Lot So there's long term or

2758
02:13:08,119 --> 02:13:09,479
short term to live.

2759
02:13:09,319 --> 02:13:12,560
Speaker 1: In stood on the ground in. I think San Francisco

2760
02:13:12,600 --> 02:13:14,319
is the worst over the world.

2761
02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:18,159
Speaker 3: Saying for someone who's as traveled as you, there's no

2762
02:13:18,279 --> 02:13:20,319
city I've been like, Man, I hate this place more

2763
02:13:20,359 --> 02:13:21,079
than San Franisco.

2764
02:13:21,159 --> 02:13:24,279
Speaker 1: I here, here's a question. Do you truly think you

2765
02:13:24,359 --> 02:13:26,560
put in the work to explore San Francisco Pass like

2766
02:13:26,600 --> 02:13:28,800
the neighborhood you lived in where you work. Yeah, yeah, No.

2767
02:13:28,880 --> 02:13:30,239
I went out with friends all the time there.

2768
02:13:30,239 --> 02:13:32,600
Speaker 3: I would go out the mission and you know all

2769
02:13:33,159 --> 02:13:35,359
you know, the north was North Cove, North Beach or

2770
02:13:35,520 --> 02:13:38,520
the you know, absolutely, I'm very social going out. I

2771
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:40,199
want to see the city, and that's part of the thing,

2772
02:13:40,319 --> 02:13:41,880
is like I'd want to go, like, all right, tonight,

2773
02:13:41,920 --> 02:13:43,800
I'm gonna go downtown and I'm gonna, like, you know,

2774
02:13:43,920 --> 02:13:45,359
check out the restaurants there and stuff.

2775
02:13:45,119 --> 02:13:47,159
Speaker 2: It likes are so good there.

2776
02:13:48,479 --> 02:13:52,239
Speaker 3: That there should be better options. It's not there shut

2777
02:13:52,319 --> 02:13:57,199
down none of cheese for you. And in San Francisco.

2778
02:13:58,199 --> 02:14:00,520
Speaker 1: At nine it's like, that's not true.

2779
02:14:00,680 --> 02:14:04,199
Speaker 3: The public transportation sucks shit, Like well, yes, that that's

2780
02:14:04,279 --> 02:14:08,359
just America. New York public transportation was great that I

2781
02:14:08,399 --> 02:14:09,520
actually about San Francisco.

2782
02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:10,920
Speaker 1: But the food, it's got some of them.

2783
02:14:12,960 --> 02:14:15,000
Speaker 3: Any fucking city you go to, there's gonna be like

2784
02:14:15,119 --> 02:14:17,600
really good restaurants, and that holds true for San Francisco.

2785
02:14:17,600 --> 02:14:18,680
Speaker 4: I've been to a bunch of you guys.

2786
02:14:19,640 --> 02:14:21,640
Speaker 2: How much of Kentucky have you traveled to?

2787
02:14:22,520 --> 02:14:22,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

2788
02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:26,720
Speaker 4: The Jack Daniels Distillary is that in Louisville or No?

2789
02:14:27,079 --> 02:14:28,159
I think so, yeah, I drove it.

2790
02:14:28,279 --> 02:14:31,560
Speaker 2: It's around there, and you know, those restaurants aren't fucking

2791
02:14:31,640 --> 02:14:35,479
crazy except for like the fried chicken options. I I

2792
02:14:35,600 --> 02:14:38,720
have lived a majority of my life in Ohio and

2793
02:14:38,800 --> 02:14:41,399
there are cities in that space that suck ass. And

2794
02:14:41,479 --> 02:14:43,960
the idea that you would compare them to San Francisco

2795
02:14:44,079 --> 02:14:46,880
and say San Francisco is the worst. You are not

2796
02:14:47,239 --> 02:14:48,960
as well traveled as you say you are.

2797
02:14:49,800 --> 02:14:51,279
Speaker 1: No, I just know what I like it. When I

2798
02:14:51,319 --> 02:14:53,439
don't like you go to bumfuck Ohio.

2799
02:14:53,319 --> 02:14:55,520
Speaker 2: And you tell me that that place is so much

2800
02:14:55,560 --> 02:14:56,520
better than San Francis.

2801
02:14:56,800 --> 02:14:59,000
Speaker 3: If you told me I had to move tomorrow to

2802
02:14:59,199 --> 02:15:03,159
Ohioentucky or San Francisco last on the list, would one

2803
02:15:03,199 --> 02:15:06,199
thousand percent be San Francisco, Like I would go to

2804
02:15:06,359 --> 02:15:09,199
a random ass city in Ohio or Kentucky ten times

2805
02:15:09,239 --> 02:15:09,640
out of ten.

2806
02:15:10,000 --> 02:15:10,960
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.

2807
02:15:11,359 --> 02:15:13,520
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I didn't know we were so pro San

2808
02:15:13,560 --> 02:15:14,279
Francisco here.

2809
02:15:14,760 --> 02:15:17,840
Speaker 2: Know, I want to fucking pick you up and drive

2810
02:15:17,960 --> 02:15:21,239
you to Cincinnati and put you in some fucking.

2811
02:15:21,039 --> 02:15:28,359
Speaker 1: Bricks and you yes, I like the Midwest. I love

2812
02:15:28,439 --> 02:15:29,239
the Midwest. I was.

2813
02:15:29,359 --> 02:15:30,399
Speaker 4: I grew up in the Midwest.

2814
02:15:30,920 --> 02:15:32,239
Speaker 1: I know you stick at the.

2815
02:15:32,239 --> 02:15:34,920
Speaker 2: Teet of Midwest, and I don't think that you actually

2816
02:15:35,039 --> 02:15:36,680
know what culture is.

2817
02:15:37,319 --> 02:15:40,600
Speaker 1: That is just so good. I tried hard in San Francisco.

2818
02:15:40,640 --> 02:15:42,960
I would to so many restaurants, so many bars.

2819
02:15:44,239 --> 02:15:49,159
Speaker 2: You tried, uh, like Fantasio hard to enjoy San Francisco.

2820
02:15:52,359 --> 02:15:53,479
Speaker 1: Two and a half years.

2821
02:15:53,600 --> 02:15:56,920
Speaker 3: I fucking tried very nice things I have great memories

2822
02:15:56,920 --> 02:15:59,359
of going down to Ocean Beach, I going to the

2823
02:15:59,479 --> 02:16:01,399
what's the pizza but Tony's Pizza or whatever, went there

2824
02:16:01,399 --> 02:16:03,920
a bunch with Mike and Tim and friends and stuff.

2825
02:16:04,399 --> 02:16:06,479
Speaker 1: There are there are great things there, but on the

2826
02:16:06,560 --> 02:16:11,920
whole garbage town. I can. I absolutely see how San

2827
02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:14,760
Francisco like doesn't vibe with you, of course, but I

2828
02:16:14,800 --> 02:16:19,079
don't think it's it's it's not in a great place now.

2829
02:16:19,199 --> 02:16:22,159
It's worseo when I was there. You know, I don't.

2830
02:16:22,600 --> 02:16:30,479
Speaker 2: Why don't fucking pine Cone say that you're living life.

2831
02:16:33,479 --> 02:16:38,479
Speaker 1: I've been to. I think every major Mary just say

2832
02:16:38,520 --> 02:16:41,079
something bad about Minneapolis and make watch him for one

2833
02:16:42,239 --> 02:16:48,120
shithole one bridge. We have numerous bridges. You've got Central

2834
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:53,079
Avenue Care. We have a bunch of wakes so we

2835
02:16:53,239 --> 02:16:55,159
can canoe and walk around.

2836
02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:59,799
Speaker 2: And there we put inside canoe in all my life.

2837
02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:05,399
Speaker 1: A pod and a kayak walk on the lake.

2838
02:17:06,399 --> 02:17:08,719
Speaker 3: Could this summer because I had signed a surgery, I

2839
02:17:08,719 --> 02:17:11,040
would have been out there a lot like a stone.

2840
02:17:11,799 --> 02:17:14,319
Speaker 1: At this point a good swimmer. If I had to

2841
02:17:14,399 --> 02:17:16,280
choose between s F and Minneapolis at this point in

2842
02:17:16,319 --> 02:17:18,959
my life, I would probably pick Minneapolis.

2843
02:17:19,440 --> 02:17:21,040
Speaker 2: Name three types of trees.

2844
02:17:20,920 --> 02:17:27,920
Speaker 1: Dan, pine elm, cone of fur. You fur, you mispronounced it.

2845
02:17:28,000 --> 02:17:29,799
And also that's more of like a group of trees

2846
02:17:30,000 --> 02:17:37,200
pine elm and weeping willow nice justish yeah, and leafy.

2847
02:17:38,920 --> 02:17:42,120
Speaker 2: Green, barren brown stem.

2848
02:17:42,639 --> 02:17:42,920
Speaker 1: Drunk.

2849
02:17:44,319 --> 02:17:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm bear grilled. Just like living in

2850
02:17:47,200 --> 02:17:53,040
a place that's got nature, you're never in it. You're

2851
02:17:55,200 --> 02:17:57,319
look out in this window, would see a billion trees.

2852
02:17:57,479 --> 02:17:58,920
There's a pond, look up.

2853
02:17:58,840 --> 02:18:01,200
Speaker 2: A two pm. Because you got drunk as ship.

2854
02:18:05,200 --> 02:18:07,280
Speaker 1: Last night where I was coming from, why.

2855
02:18:08,920 --> 02:18:10,159
Speaker 2: I just want blood now?

2856
02:18:11,200 --> 02:18:13,200
Speaker 3: Wrestling with my friends last night, it was a good

2857
02:18:13,239 --> 02:18:15,719
time at the National Armory city to live in.

2858
02:18:16,440 --> 02:18:17,639
Speaker 2: You can only do that there.

2859
02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:22,920
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't broadcast wrestling to any other American city.

2860
02:18:24,479 --> 02:18:25,719
Speaker 4: That's a National Guard armory.

2861
02:18:26,200 --> 02:18:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh, what's a National oh Aiden Armory for the National Guard?

2862
02:18:30,280 --> 02:18:32,520
That's correct. Where there's guns all over the place. No,

2863
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:35,200
just wrestling and my cannon's next to the ring.

2864
02:18:35,479 --> 02:18:36,399
Speaker 4: No, no, not anymore.

2865
02:18:36,440 --> 02:18:37,280
Speaker 1: Almost just said rink.

2866
02:18:37,840 --> 02:18:38,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the.

2867
02:18:38,760 --> 02:18:44,520
Speaker 1: Hockey ring wrestling rink. Well, thank you, Morgan. The harmony

2868
02:18:44,600 --> 02:18:48,559
your question brought to the podcast That's Our Show, Episode

2869
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:52,959
ninety six. I think yes, episode ninety six. It's fun.

2870
02:18:53,079 --> 02:18:53,520
Speaker 4: That's right.

2871
02:18:53,719 --> 02:18:56,639
Speaker 1: It's been four weeks since I last spoke to you well,

2872
02:18:56,680 --> 02:18:59,799
I mean recorded right, talk to you too much to say.

2873
02:19:00,239 --> 02:19:02,360
Speaker 2: Usually when we do this, we like get started and

2874
02:19:02,479 --> 02:19:05,239
do the podcast right away. But when we started this call,

2875
02:19:05,360 --> 02:19:08,239
we actually like chit chatted for almost forty minutes, and

2876
02:19:08,280 --> 02:19:10,840
I think we did that before we actually started the podcast,

2877
02:19:10,920 --> 02:19:13,360
because sometimes you're just like, oh man, what have you

2878
02:19:13,440 --> 02:19:15,079
been up to? Like what's up, Bud, And then you're like, fuck,

2879
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:16,360
we have to do the podcast, and so we like

2880
02:19:16,399 --> 02:19:19,239
actually start recording. That is such a sign that we've

2881
02:19:19,319 --> 02:19:21,600
missed each other, is that we like can't wait to

2882
02:19:21,719 --> 02:19:24,319
just catch up and like hot goss, I mean, you

2883
02:19:24,399 --> 02:19:25,360
guys gotta have it.

2884
02:19:25,520 --> 02:19:27,719
Speaker 1: It's just so nice to do well before recording.

2885
02:19:27,719 --> 02:19:29,399
Speaker 3: It's all the shit that we will not be able

2886
02:19:29,479 --> 02:19:31,440
to bring all about on the podcast.

2887
02:19:31,479 --> 02:19:33,680
Speaker 2: Do you hate Who's on your death Note?

2888
02:19:33,920 --> 02:19:35,840
Speaker 1: That's it. Half the time that one of us makes

2889
02:19:35,959 --> 02:19:40,840
a joke about somebody anonymous and the other two laugh

2890
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:43,920
really hard, it's because we were talking about them by

2891
02:19:44,079 --> 02:19:45,879
name earlier started recording.

2892
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:48,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do like a three hundred dollars tier

2893
02:19:48,920 --> 02:19:51,639
on the Patreon why did they just get the whole thing?

2894
02:19:52,000 --> 02:19:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't believe it like it burns. It's

2895
02:19:55,159 --> 02:19:57,319
like a burn after reading thing. You can only listen

2896
02:19:57,399 --> 02:19:57,760
to it for.

2897
02:19:58,920 --> 02:20:02,440
Speaker 2: No, I'll get can so people get canceled.

2898
02:20:02,479 --> 02:20:04,639
Speaker 4: I think just people might find out what we think

2899
02:20:04,680 --> 02:20:04,959
of them.

2900
02:20:06,239 --> 02:20:07,520
Speaker 1: Most people know what I think of that.

2901
02:20:07,719 --> 02:20:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do not really like shy about that. I

2902
02:20:09,319 --> 02:20:11,600
don't think there'd be a lot of surprises, frankly.

2903
02:20:11,760 --> 02:20:15,959
Speaker 1: No, that'd be yeah. I mean if like certain people

2904
02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:20,239
paid for that tier now they would probably. No, I

2905
02:20:20,440 --> 02:20:21,479
really don't. I like that.

2906
02:20:21,680 --> 02:20:24,920
Speaker 2: I like doing that on on Twitch as well. I

2907
02:20:25,040 --> 02:20:27,040
have like there's lots of modes that you can do

2908
02:20:27,239 --> 02:20:29,799
where if you want to comment in someone's chat, you

2909
02:20:29,879 --> 02:20:31,879
have to follow them for six months. Yeah, and I

2910
02:20:32,120 --> 02:20:34,479
like that because that's my way of being like, if

2911
02:20:34,520 --> 02:20:36,479
you're such a piece of shit that you want to

2912
02:20:36,559 --> 02:20:38,920
comment something nasty in my chat, you have to follow

2913
02:20:39,000 --> 02:20:41,840
me in subscribe, give me money for six months, and

2914
02:20:41,920 --> 02:20:43,760
if you do that, you can tell me you don't

2915
02:20:43,840 --> 02:20:44,000
like me.

2916
02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:45,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to be for the long game if

2917
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:47,959
you want to see that, really.

2918
02:20:48,040 --> 02:20:50,159
Speaker 2: You're really committed hater to come for me.

2919
02:20:50,399 --> 02:20:52,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then by the time that happens, like, all right,

2920
02:20:52,120 --> 02:20:54,280
you burn this, I go for it.

2921
02:20:54,399 --> 02:20:57,040
Speaker 2: Bud, you tell me, you tell me you're mad at me,

2922
02:20:59,719 --> 02:21:00,600
I'll I'm listening.

2923
02:21:01,040 --> 02:21:03,440
Speaker 3: I feel like all three of us are bad at

2924
02:21:03,719 --> 02:21:06,319
hiding if we don't like someone. So it's like I

2925
02:21:06,360 --> 02:21:08,559
feel like with any of us, if our listeners have

2926
02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:11,079
seen us on content or on podcasts with and we're

2927
02:21:11,120 --> 02:21:13,799
friendly with them, we're probably cool with them because it's

2928
02:21:13,799 --> 02:21:16,520
probably super obvious if it's true.

2929
02:21:16,639 --> 02:21:20,600
Speaker 2: A different We all have different vibes to dislike though

2930
02:21:20,719 --> 02:21:22,879
as well, Like I think we have different levels of

2931
02:21:23,040 --> 02:21:25,280
like how we react and stuff like that. We all

2932
02:21:25,319 --> 02:21:26,399
have different volatility.

2933
02:21:27,440 --> 02:21:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like when it's someone that I just

2934
02:21:30,120 --> 02:21:32,040
don't want to deal with, it's just like I just

2935
02:21:32,120 --> 02:21:34,520
don't want to. I'm not gonna pick a fight. I'm

2936
02:21:34,559 --> 02:21:36,680
not going to like, you know, confront them at a thing.

2937
02:21:36,719 --> 02:21:38,479
I'm just gonna like, I'm just not gonna think about

2938
02:21:38,479 --> 02:21:40,360
you or talk to you, you know, not gonna go

2939
02:21:40,360 --> 02:21:41,000
out of my way.

2940
02:21:42,799 --> 02:21:44,680
Speaker 4: Or do you guys are are the fighters in the group.

2941
02:21:46,360 --> 02:21:50,440
Speaker 1: I I can be confrontational, for sure. I don't. I'm

2942
02:21:50,479 --> 02:21:52,360
not physical anymore. Oh.

2943
02:21:53,840 --> 02:21:56,600
Speaker 2: I remember there was a time in my life where

2944
02:21:56,600 --> 02:21:58,479
if Mike was upset with someone at a bar, we

2945
02:21:58,559 --> 02:22:00,799
were like, we gotta get them out of here because

2946
02:22:00,799 --> 02:22:02,200
he's gonna beat the ship out of this.

2947
02:22:05,159 --> 02:22:10,200
Speaker 1: The headlines in Paris last week. Yeah, I've whipped him,

2948
02:22:10,520 --> 02:22:17,879
whipped someone's ass with a bag at dead Yeah, and

2949
02:22:17,959 --> 02:22:23,040
then poured chatting to Pop all over there, twitching dead body.

2950
02:22:23,879 --> 02:22:26,520
You never either of you have ever seen me in

2951
02:22:26,639 --> 02:22:27,760
an altercation.

2952
02:22:27,360 --> 02:22:31,079
Speaker 2: And well, I think we pull you out usually, but

2953
02:22:31,200 --> 02:22:32,280
I either Mary.

2954
02:22:32,399 --> 02:22:35,000
Speaker 3: We usually have an arm each in the marr aching.

2955
02:22:35,120 --> 02:22:37,639
You're like, oh, I can't punch and I'll kick these motherbuggers. Yeah,

2956
02:22:37,680 --> 02:22:41,520
you're gonna let Mary say this. Mary's right, picks.

2957
02:22:41,319 --> 02:22:43,520
Speaker 1: Fights with every Jersey mom who tries getting into a

2958
02:22:43,559 --> 02:22:45,000
woman's bathroom. Listen.

2959
02:22:45,760 --> 02:22:50,000
Speaker 2: That was a very unique situation where I was I

2960
02:22:50,239 --> 02:22:52,479
was offended how she wouldn't apologize.

2961
02:22:52,600 --> 02:22:53,239
Speaker 1: I think I was.

2962
02:22:53,760 --> 02:22:56,159
Speaker 2: I was more upset about the idea that I was like, hey,

2963
02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:58,840
you can't just come into someone's bathroom and she was like, oh,

2964
02:22:59,000 --> 02:23:01,520
I can't just come into the bathroom and was like

2965
02:23:01,639 --> 02:23:03,200
trying to fight me, and I was like, okay, now

2966
02:23:03,280 --> 02:23:04,360
I do have to fight her.

2967
02:23:04,760 --> 02:23:07,799
Speaker 1: No, I had to pick you up and just move you.

2968
02:23:08,360 --> 02:23:15,360
I actually cardboard on Saturday, so what happened on Saturday?

2969
02:23:15,680 --> 02:23:18,120
Can talk about it? Yes? I can?

2970
02:23:18,399 --> 02:23:21,520
Speaker 2: So you know how like usually we've actually just talked

2971
02:23:21,559 --> 02:23:24,000
about this. On Saturdays and Sundays, I like to go

2972
02:23:24,280 --> 02:23:26,360
to a coffee shop and have a little coffee and

2973
02:23:26,399 --> 02:23:28,239
maybe have a little snick snack and I read my book.

2974
02:23:28,799 --> 02:23:31,920
And I have gotten really accustomed to doing this is

2975
02:23:31,959 --> 02:23:35,360
a tradition now on weekends. And yesterday I went to

2976
02:23:35,719 --> 02:23:37,600
a little coffee shop and I got my little coffee

2977
02:23:37,639 --> 02:23:40,360
and my little snick snack and I sat outside and

2978
02:23:40,719 --> 02:23:44,159
a woman sat right next to me and lit a

2979
02:23:44,200 --> 02:23:47,680
cigarette and started blowing smoke in my face. And I

2980
02:23:48,159 --> 02:23:50,760
was like, hey, can't you just move down? And she

2981
02:23:51,040 --> 02:23:53,959
was like, I'm allowed to have a cigarette. And I

2982
02:23:54,200 --> 02:23:59,159
was like, actually you're not. Because this is a food establishment,

2983
02:23:59,239 --> 02:24:01,479
you were actually not allowed to have a cigarette. Literally,

2984
02:24:01,559 --> 02:24:05,399
as I'm eating my coffee cake, you're not allowed to

2985
02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:07,280
have a cigarette here. And she was like, well, I'm

2986
02:24:07,319 --> 02:24:08,719
not going anywhere, and I was like.

2987
02:24:10,600 --> 02:24:13,000
Speaker 1: Cigarette and then start blowing out in her face.

2988
02:24:12,920 --> 02:24:15,680
Speaker 2: So irritating. She also like asked me for a light

2989
02:24:15,760 --> 02:24:18,040
as she was smoking before this, she asked me for

2990
02:24:18,079 --> 02:24:19,799
a light and I was like, no, I'm not gonna

2991
02:24:19,840 --> 02:24:22,520
help you light your cigarette. I'm eating and so like

2992
02:24:22,719 --> 02:24:26,440
that was a fighting situation where like I did it,

2993
02:24:27,680 --> 02:24:28,559
I was pulled away.

2994
02:24:28,840 --> 02:24:29,319
Speaker 1: You killed her.

2995
02:24:29,760 --> 02:24:35,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's dead. Now she's buried. She's with the United

2996
02:24:35,959 --> 02:24:36,680
Medical CEO.

2997
02:24:39,360 --> 02:24:40,959
Speaker 1: Someone pulled you away. I had to pull you away

2998
02:24:40,959 --> 02:24:41,200
from this.

2999
02:24:41,840 --> 02:24:44,600
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I wasn't gonna actually throw hands, but

3000
02:24:44,680 --> 02:24:47,479
I was told to move on and let it go. Uh,

3001
02:24:47,840 --> 02:24:51,079
But I was upset about it because you shouldn't smoke

3002
02:24:51,360 --> 02:24:54,879
near food establishments and fuck her, and I don't like.

3003
02:24:55,040 --> 02:24:57,799
I think what what enraged me about that situation was

3004
02:24:57,840 --> 02:25:00,520
I started it as, hey, can you smoke some somewhere else?

3005
02:25:00,799 --> 02:25:03,719
And her response was I'm allowed to smoke anywhere I want.

3006
02:25:04,280 --> 02:25:07,559
And that's not true and it's fucking rude, And that's

3007
02:25:07,680 --> 02:25:10,079
kind of what triggered me. It's the same thing with

3008
02:25:10,159 --> 02:25:13,040
the bathroom lady, which was I was like, that was

3009
02:25:13,079 --> 02:25:17,920
a pretty rude situation. But anytimeologizing for it, the audacity

3010
02:25:18,040 --> 02:25:20,200
of that woman coming to me and being like, oh,

3011
02:25:20,319 --> 02:25:22,479
I can't just go into the bathroom. You got a

3012
02:25:22,520 --> 02:25:25,520
problem with me going into your bathroom? I was like, yeah,

3013
02:25:25,559 --> 02:25:27,399
I fucking have a problem with that. And that was

3014
02:25:27,760 --> 02:25:31,200
exactly how I reacted yesterday, which was like, Oh, you

3015
02:25:31,280 --> 02:25:33,040
mean I can't just smoke anywhere I want.

3016
02:25:33,120 --> 02:25:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh I can't do you argue with that guy at

3017
02:25:35,719 --> 02:25:36,559
the airport too.

3018
02:25:37,520 --> 02:25:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh that was a big That was That was a

3019
02:25:42,120 --> 02:25:44,639
I was on the phone. I was on a call,

3020
02:25:44,719 --> 02:25:47,520
a work call at a restaurant at the airport, and

3021
02:25:47,600 --> 02:25:50,360
when I got off the work call, the guy was like, Oh,

3022
02:25:50,360 --> 02:25:52,200
are you finally done with your work call so I

3023
02:25:52,239 --> 02:25:54,319
can enjoy my meal? And I was like, you are

3024
02:25:54,440 --> 02:25:57,760
at an airport trying to have lobster bisk I don't

3025
02:25:58,120 --> 02:26:01,559
talk about your airport food experience, and everybody is on

3026
02:26:01,639 --> 02:26:03,520
the phone at an airport. You think I give a

3027
02:26:03,559 --> 02:26:05,920
ship that you had a really good quality meal. I'm

3028
02:26:05,920 --> 02:26:10,079
getting mad just thinking about the fact that that thought

3029
02:26:10,159 --> 02:26:12,639
that he was so righteous that I couldn't be on

3030
02:26:12,719 --> 02:26:15,200
a work hall while I was having a meal. And

3031
02:26:15,319 --> 02:26:18,000
I was like, you can maybe say, like I could

3032
02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:20,040
have been quieter on that call, but the idea that

3033
02:26:20,120 --> 02:26:23,399
I couldn't be on a call in a fucking airport.

3034
02:26:23,920 --> 02:26:25,799
Go to a Denny's if you want to have a

3035
02:26:25,879 --> 02:26:31,000
perfect dining experience, Dennis is perfect. Yes, don't go to

3036
02:26:31,239 --> 02:26:34,760
an airport and try and have a fancy meal and

3037
02:26:34,879 --> 02:26:38,600
tell me that it's too loud. I probably am the

3038
02:26:38,719 --> 02:26:40,879
most of us that's probably going to fight someone now.

3039
02:26:41,280 --> 02:26:44,520
But back in the day, it's like eight years ago.

3040
02:26:44,959 --> 02:26:48,079
Mike was eight years ago. Mikey was fighty.

3041
02:26:48,159 --> 02:26:51,920
Speaker 1: Mikey, you've never that never happened though in front of you.

3042
02:26:52,520 --> 02:26:55,360
You haven't. I thought, I did you see it?

3043
02:26:55,600 --> 02:26:57,319
Speaker 4: Oh God, we don't have enough time.

3044
02:26:57,840 --> 02:26:59,840
Speaker 1: No, you didn't. I have.

3045
02:27:00,159 --> 02:27:02,280
Speaker 2: I have seen you try and fight people, Mike.

3046
02:27:02,760 --> 02:27:06,399
Speaker 3: When waiters, bartenders, random people at bars.

3047
02:27:06,559 --> 02:27:11,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think people. Yeah, you.

3048
02:27:13,200 --> 02:27:17,559
Speaker 2: Stare at them with your drink. Look, oh actually yeah,

3049
02:27:17,920 --> 02:27:20,600
wait to see if you can fight them. And the

3050
02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:23,479
most recent you'll say something under your breath just to

3051
02:27:23,559 --> 02:27:25,639
get them to try and fight you. And it happened

3052
02:27:25,680 --> 02:27:31,879
at a game awards two years ago, Game Awards, Game Awards.

3053
02:27:32,799 --> 02:27:35,680
What you were drinking at a game?

3054
02:27:35,840 --> 02:27:37,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike, I think you're always blacked out when this happens.

3055
02:27:38,079 --> 02:27:38,920
We see it all the time.

3056
02:27:40,520 --> 02:27:43,000
Speaker 1: Wait at the game? Did I really do something like

3057
02:27:43,040 --> 02:27:45,319
that the game awards? Yeah, you rushed the stage and

3058
02:27:45,319 --> 02:27:53,399
start of talking about Bill Clinton. People don't know that

3059
02:27:53,559 --> 02:27:54,680
was you. Yeah, it was you.

3060
02:27:55,399 --> 02:27:56,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, the resolution wasn't great.

3061
02:27:56,760 --> 02:27:58,479
Speaker 1: What did I Who was I mean mugging at the

3062
02:27:58,520 --> 02:27:59,159
Game Awards?

3063
02:27:59,239 --> 02:28:02,120
Speaker 2: So okay, sorry, I'm mixing up stories. You definitely were

3064
02:28:02,200 --> 02:28:03,799
spicy at the Game Awards once. But the one I

3065
02:28:03,959 --> 02:28:05,959
remember is when you said I don't like your hat.

3066
02:28:06,680 --> 02:28:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh you weren't there for that though, I maybe was

3067
02:28:10,680 --> 02:28:14,639
there and that was yeah, that was yeah, that I'm

3068
02:28:14,680 --> 02:28:16,079
proud of that one. That was a funny line to

3069
02:28:16,159 --> 02:28:17,719
start a fight. I hate your hat.

3070
02:28:17,920 --> 02:28:19,639
Speaker 3: How would you feel if you guys like came here

3071
02:28:19,719 --> 02:28:21,280
for a Game Awards and we went to a bar

3072
02:28:21,680 --> 02:28:24,079
and I just beat a bunch of people's asses at

3073
02:28:24,079 --> 02:28:24,280
the bar.

3074
02:28:24,879 --> 02:28:27,520
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine. You're the sweetest person. I think you

3075
02:28:27,600 --> 02:28:29,479
were the person to get beat up between the three

3076
02:28:29,520 --> 02:28:34,200
of us somehow have not ever, I think if anyone

3077
02:28:34,319 --> 02:28:35,879
was to get beat up, it would be you. If

3078
02:28:35,920 --> 02:28:39,200
anyone would get punched just for running their mouth, it's

3079
02:28:39,239 --> 02:28:41,159
probably me, And if anyone were to get into a

3080
02:28:41,239 --> 02:28:42,639
full on boxing match, it's Mike.

3081
02:28:43,920 --> 02:28:47,760
Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, it's fair. I have well it was a

3082
02:28:47,840 --> 02:28:48,440
boxing match.

3083
02:28:48,600 --> 02:28:51,040
Speaker 3: I wish we had like the influencer boxing stuff that

3084
02:28:51,079 --> 02:28:53,719
they had like we're not big enough names to like, No.

3085
02:28:53,920 --> 02:28:57,200
Speaker 1: I want to I've got actual history in boxing. I'm

3086
02:28:57,239 --> 02:29:00,760
really I'm afraid i'd actually hurt people. I'm a big

3087
02:29:00,920 --> 02:29:04,479
deal back, you know, Like I would really just I

3088
02:29:04,520 --> 02:29:07,120
would really upset people by how much I beat the

3089
02:29:07,319 --> 02:29:08,159
get out of the other people.

3090
02:29:08,239 --> 02:29:10,479
Speaker 3: Like I can name ten people right now that would

3091
02:29:10,520 --> 02:29:13,120
be amazing to just set you up against in a boxing.

3092
02:29:14,520 --> 02:29:19,079
Speaker 1: People. I would like to punch it. A lot of

3093
02:29:19,120 --> 02:29:21,879
people I hate. I feel like Mike, You've got like a.

3094
02:29:22,319 --> 02:29:25,040
Speaker 3: Sea Bushimmy, Billy Madison lists of people if you want

3095
02:29:25,040 --> 02:29:25,920
to kick the chair out.

3096
02:29:25,760 --> 02:29:27,799
Speaker 1: Of there is like life is too short to be

3097
02:29:27,920 --> 02:29:31,399
an asshole. It's not that hard to not be an asshole, right, Yeah,

3098
02:29:31,840 --> 02:29:35,559
don't piss me off by being an asshole, and I

3099
02:29:35,600 --> 02:29:38,319
won't put you on this list I have. I have

3100
02:29:38,440 --> 02:29:42,639
two lists. One is just the name Fomka fifteen times

3101
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:45,399
in a row. On the title of that list in

3102
02:29:45,520 --> 02:29:50,559
parentheses is just the different movies Deep Rising, House, Unhunted, Hill,

3103
02:29:50,959 --> 02:29:54,479
X Men one, x Men two, This page, This page

3104
02:29:54,639 --> 02:29:59,719
is so sticky, yep, no, it's laminated. And then the

3105
02:29:59,760 --> 02:30:02,479
other list is just like, oh man, I want to

3106
02:30:02,559 --> 02:30:04,760
just start rattling off the names, and then I bet

3107
02:30:04,840 --> 02:30:05,079
I could.

3108
02:30:05,200 --> 02:30:07,079
Speaker 3: That'd be a fun segment me trying to guss your

3109
02:30:07,120 --> 02:30:08,760
top ten. I bet i'd get him.

3110
02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:12,760
Speaker 1: I could rank someone. Your number one would be No,

3111
02:30:12,959 --> 02:30:16,600
the number one changed very recently, and I he jumped

3112
02:30:16,680 --> 02:30:18,079
up the list pretty quick.

3113
02:30:21,079 --> 02:30:30,239
Speaker 3: Yeah yet, Batista in the ring, you'll kick your ass.

3114
02:30:31,719 --> 02:30:34,840
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Morgan, thank you for the email. Future episodes.

3115
02:30:34,879 --> 02:30:36,680
You can write in get us some good questions for

3116
02:30:37,319 --> 02:30:40,159
the next four episodes, because episode one hundred we've got

3117
02:30:40,239 --> 02:30:42,159
some uh some stuff planned that we're going to find

3118
02:30:42,200 --> 02:30:44,920
to before we get there to Yeah, we might.

3119
02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:45,959
Speaker 2: We we're going to find.

3120
02:30:49,559 --> 02:30:52,120
Speaker 1: We talked about it, we're find trying to find. We'll

3121
02:30:52,159 --> 02:30:54,399
tweak it. But the next four episodes, get some good

3122
02:30:54,399 --> 02:30:56,879
emails in. That's fire skin Cast at gmail dot com.

3123
02:30:58,479 --> 02:31:00,399
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3124
02:31:01,159 --> 02:31:05,159
mess it up. Go to fire escapecast dot com or

3125
02:31:05,280 --> 02:31:06,920
go to all of our socials. We link to our

3126
02:31:06,959 --> 02:31:10,399
merch pages. You can go to fire skate merch. Oh no,

3127
02:31:10,559 --> 02:31:13,239
I fucked it up, fire skate merch dot com from.

3128
02:31:13,120 --> 02:31:18,479
Speaker 2: Mer Well, it's not so easy to plug the merch,

3129
02:31:18,840 --> 02:31:19,000
is it.

3130
02:31:20,319 --> 02:31:23,239
Speaker 1: Go get our merch I'm not jet lag. I just came.

3131
02:31:24,280 --> 02:31:26,680
We'll get tons of shirts going like that on fire

3132
02:31:26,760 --> 02:31:31,520
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3133
02:31:31,559 --> 02:31:35,280
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3134
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3137
02:31:43,319 --> 02:31:46,360
appreciate what we do. That's Firescape past dot com. Or

3138
02:31:46,479 --> 02:31:49,920
go to patreon dot com slash fire Escape. As I

3139
02:31:50,120 --> 02:31:53,600
mentioned a couple episodes ago, we no longer Patreon does

3140
02:31:53,639 --> 02:31:55,479
not charge you in the first of every month, even

3141
02:31:55,479 --> 02:31:57,920
if you sign up on the eighteenth, for instance. It's

3142
02:31:58,000 --> 02:32:01,040
subscription billing now, so you will just be charged every

3143
02:32:01,120 --> 02:32:02,879
month on the day you signed up, which is a

3144
02:32:03,000 --> 02:32:05,920
nice quality of life thing to have. Uh. And then

3145
02:32:05,959 --> 02:32:10,319
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3146
02:32:10,600 --> 02:32:13,200
Those are the two we use. Go go go follow

3147
02:32:13,440 --> 02:32:15,760
go fire Firescape cast. There, Dan, what do you have

3148
02:32:15,840 --> 02:32:19,040
going on outside of Firescape, Oh, giant bomb stuff.

3149
02:32:19,440 --> 02:32:21,040
Speaker 3: You can watch archives of all of our Game of

3150
02:32:21,079 --> 02:32:23,079
the Year stuff should be up around the time this

3151
02:32:23,200 --> 02:32:24,360
episode is coming out.

3152
02:32:24,680 --> 02:32:24,799
Speaker 1: Uh.

3153
02:32:25,200 --> 02:32:28,680
Speaker 4: Personally, you can follow me on Blue Sky, Instagram and

3154
02:32:29,159 --> 02:32:30,719
Twitch are the things.

3155
02:32:31,319 --> 02:32:33,159
Speaker 1: And you're playing Command of Concer Generals on your Twitch

3156
02:32:33,239 --> 02:32:33,719
channel right now.

3157
02:32:33,719 --> 02:32:36,040
Speaker 4: I think I want to play more of that. Yeah, yeah, play.

3158
02:32:35,959 --> 02:32:37,680
Speaker 1: Zero or if you get to zero hour, if you

3159
02:32:37,719 --> 02:32:38,760
find time, let me know what you think of it,

3160
02:32:38,799 --> 02:32:41,000
because it would like Yeah, so I might even like

3161
02:32:41,040 --> 02:32:42,799
maybe we could set up like a multiplayer thing because

3162
02:32:42,799 --> 02:32:44,079
it was fun. Marry. What about you.

3163
02:32:45,280 --> 02:32:49,399
Speaker 2: Twitch every Monday? I stream right now. I'm obviously playing

3164
02:32:49,440 --> 02:32:54,280
through Silent Hill too, but I will play whatever sparks

3165
02:32:54,360 --> 02:32:56,280
my fancy during the given time.

3166
02:32:56,680 --> 02:32:56,799
Speaker 1: Uh.

3167
02:32:56,920 --> 02:32:59,159
Speaker 2: And I also was I'm just gonna say it. I

3168
02:32:59,360 --> 02:33:02,280
was invited to do Giant Bombs top ten games. I'm

3169
02:33:02,280 --> 02:33:04,079
gonna write a top ten games for you, and I'm

3170
02:33:04,079 --> 02:33:05,680
really excited about doing that. I do it every year

3171
02:33:05,719 --> 02:33:08,559
and it's like a genuine joy for me to like

3172
02:33:09,239 --> 02:33:11,559
rank them, think about them, talk about them. So I

3173
02:33:11,600 --> 02:33:13,920
will do that and it will be something I will

3174
02:33:14,600 --> 02:33:16,200
deliver with gusto.

3175
02:33:17,360 --> 02:33:19,120
Speaker 3: All of our best friends will be writing top ten

3176
02:33:19,200 --> 02:33:21,239
lists everyone, without any exceptions.

3177
02:33:21,479 --> 02:33:23,600
Speaker 2: Isn't that all of the best friends?

3178
02:33:23,799 --> 02:33:31,319
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't get that. Oh no, it's okay. You

3179
02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:33,360
said you and you told you, asked me to didn't you?

3180
02:33:33,600 --> 02:33:35,799
I did you send it to you? Said it to

3181
02:33:35,920 --> 02:33:41,639
the founder. Yes, that joke doesn't work, because all right,

3182
02:33:42,040 --> 02:33:44,520
I was complaining that Grub overlooked me for the couch.

3183
02:33:45,079 --> 02:33:47,440
But that's my beef with him. I'll I'll take it

3184
02:33:47,520 --> 02:33:50,600
up with him. You're not I know. That's and then

3185
02:33:50,680 --> 02:33:52,600
after I we talked about this before the episode, and

3186
02:33:52,600 --> 02:33:54,159
then I said, I was just joking. I was just

3187
02:33:54,200 --> 02:33:56,000
making sure that you knew my ego was bruised.

3188
02:33:56,120 --> 02:33:58,399
Speaker 4: Sure, you're gonna kick grubs ass at the game war?

3189
02:33:58,520 --> 02:33:59,280
Speaker 1: Do we get it? Watch out?

3190
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,799
Speaker 4: I think could take you. I think Gub could take you.

3191
02:34:02,959 --> 02:34:06,639
Speaker 1: Yeah he could. No, he fucking couldn't. I'm just kidding.

3192
02:34:07,719 --> 02:34:09,479
He could. I think you might. You might have that

3193
02:34:09,559 --> 02:34:10,600
Ohio dad strength.

3194
02:34:10,639 --> 02:34:13,879
Speaker 2: I think yeah, he thinks of his children and picks

3195
02:34:13,959 --> 02:34:16,719
you up, and that would be really cool.

3196
02:34:17,120 --> 02:34:19,120
Speaker 1: He would be on Grub. I think, yeah, I could

3197
02:34:19,159 --> 02:34:22,959
see that. I'd be making a lot of money. Yeah,

3198
02:34:23,079 --> 02:34:25,120
let's uh, hey, hey, Greb, let's let's hang out at

3199
02:34:25,120 --> 02:34:25,959
the game Wards.

3200
02:34:26,239 --> 02:34:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh Man.

3201
02:34:29,120 --> 02:34:32,319
Speaker 1: Broadcasting Mike, if you want to, I would box people impressed,

3202
02:34:32,319 --> 02:34:34,959
but I have too much actual boxing experience. I think it.

3203
02:34:38,079 --> 02:34:40,799
But anyway, thank you everybody for coming. I'm just here

3204
02:34:40,959 --> 02:34:44,159
at fire Escape and uh, I'm over doing my day

3205
02:34:44,239 --> 02:34:47,000
job as usual. But yeah, been uh it's been a

3206
02:34:47,079 --> 02:34:48,399
good year. We're getting toward the end of the year.

3207
02:34:48,399 --> 02:34:50,239
Think we have one more episode before twenty twenty five

3208
02:34:50,719 --> 02:34:57,799
checks out? Right? No? Do we wait? Yeah? Okay, cool?

3209
02:34:57,959 --> 02:34:59,719
We should come in the Game of the Year episode

3210
02:34:59,760 --> 02:35:03,680
or yeah, I be sick where we just considered indie

3211
02:35:04,440 --> 02:35:06,639
it's the only ones that are eligible.

3212
02:35:06,440 --> 02:35:10,760
Speaker 2: Indie Game of the Year, just Zelda call of duty.

3213
02:35:13,079 --> 02:35:15,399
Speaker 1: All right, thank you everybody for joining. We'll be back

3214
02:35:15,639 --> 02:35:20,319
in two weeks December thirtieth, episode ninety seven. Until then,

3215
02:35:22,520 --> 02:35:23,159
stay cool.

3216
02:35:23,760 --> 02:35:26,000
Speaker 2: You guys were saying Indiana Jones, weren't you. I thought

3217
02:35:26,040 --> 02:35:28,399
you said indie game of the Year, like indie Games

3218
02:35:28,520 --> 02:35:29,000
of the Year.

3219
02:35:29,959 --> 02:35:34,319
Speaker 1: We don't like indie games. I love indie games. Damn

3220
02:35:34,319 --> 02:35:35,399
doesn't like them. I don't.

3221
02:35:35,639 --> 02:35:39,120
Speaker 3: I think they're they're me and Mary defenders of the

3222
02:35:39,159 --> 02:35:44,639
indie game. Mostly me, but Mary also likes them. Zelda,

3223
02:35:45,520 --> 02:35:47,079
like all I've contained multitudes.

3224
02:35:50,360 --> 02:35:51,959
Speaker 1: That's an Indian Jones quote, isn't it.

3225
02:35:52,159 --> 02:35:53,079
Speaker 4: I don't know what is that for?

3226
02:35:53,520 --> 02:35:57,319
Speaker 1: No, it's fucking Walter Whitman. I think, Oh yeah, he's

3227
02:35:57,440 --> 02:35:57,840
like layer.

3228
02:35:57,959 --> 02:35:59,559
Speaker 2: He's got layers like an onion.

3229
02:36:00,159 --> 02:36:03,600
Speaker 1: Yes I do. All right, well, we'll be back.

3230
02:36:03,920 --> 02:36:06,639
Speaker 2: These are bonus bonus episode nugets.

3231
02:36:08,200 --> 02:36:09,399
Speaker 4: You get all the all the talk.

3232
02:36:09,840 --> 02:36:30,360
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, See you later. Bye h