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Speaker 1: Living in La means two things. Christmas never feels like

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Christmas if it's fifty degrees, and rent will always be

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sky high. And somehow I thought I could beat that system.

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I know, pause for laughter. I was nineteen, had nothing

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going on in life apart from TikTok and Insta. But

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three months ago I lied my way into an apartment.

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I absolutely one hundred percent could not afford, not tight budget,

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couldn't afford not rawmen for a week, couldn't afford I'm

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talking super fucking poor house. Couldn't afford the place. Oh

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it was perfect, exposed brick floor to ceiling windows view

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of the city that made you feel like you'd already

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made it, even if your bank account was doa. It

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smelled like eucalyptus and money, and I wanted it bad.

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The landlord Rick sat across from me in that calm,

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slightly judgmental way landlords do when they already know you're

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about to lie. He was a fat, squat toad that

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made Danny DeVito look like Brad Pitt. So he said,

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flipping through my application, you're a creative consultant. I didn't

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even blink. Brand strategy, I said, nodding like I was important,

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mostly remote. A couple of international clients international my ass, Well,

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if you call texting my mom in Cleveland international, But

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international was a good word. It does a lot of

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heavy lifting. He looked at me over his glasses. Income

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seems inconsistent. I smiled, confident, relaxed, like I had had

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nothing to hide. I prefer flexibility translation. I had eight

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hundred dollars to my name and a venmo history full

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of please send back urgent. But here's the thing about LA.

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If you look like you belong somewhere, people don't question it.

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A manure truck's worth of bullshit. Later, I got the keys,

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just like that. For the first month, I lived like

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a queen. Ordered takeout I couldn't afford, bought candles that

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cost more than groceries, took mirror selfies like I'd been

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living there my whole life. New beginnings, I captioned one, Yeah,

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new problems, more like. By month two, things got tighter.

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By month three, I was calculating how many days I

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could stretch a bag of frozen dumplings before I cried.

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I was as broke as fuck. And then came the knock.

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Not a gentle one. Not a Hay neighbor kind of knock.

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This was a you already know why I'm here knock.

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I opened the door in an oversized hoodie and an attitude.

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What fat Rick the landlord stood there, a passive aggressive

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grin on his face. You're late, he said, no, I

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shot back, crossing my arms. I'm temporarily delayed. He stared

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at me. Give me a fucking break. What is it

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with you little bitches? I gasped, tried to look offended.

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Fucking spare me, he moaned. Three months Chloe. I rolled

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my eyes. Look, things are shifting right now. Okay, my

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clients don't exist, he cut in, rude, accurate, but rude.

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I opened my mouth to argue, but nothing came out.

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I did some digging. The only thing you know about

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international deals is buying cheap junk from He stepped inside

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without asking, just walked past me like he owned the place,

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which technically he did. I shut the door slowly. Are

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you evicting me? I asked, trying to sound like I

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didn't care. I cared a lot. He turned, leaning casually

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against the counter. Yep, he said, I cringed. Fuck me,

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Then he added, looking me up and down. Not if

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we can come to an arrangement. You can't be fucking serious,

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I yelled. He gave me a dirty grin, and just

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like that I knew he was shit. I looked at

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him shrugged. He was a fat pig. But what option

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did I have? What the fuck do you want me

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to do? I said, dumbly, What the fuck do you think?

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He snapped back, paint me the moan when Elsa, I

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want you to fuck kid rent for cunt, I sighed,

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don't do that huffy shit with me. I don't do huffy,

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he said, But I moaned, ain't no butts either. If

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you want to live in this joint, live the la lifestyle,

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I got a thing for dumb teeny weenies like you.

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So unless you want to be neighbors with Oscar the Grouch,

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get over here and service this thing. He grabbed his

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dick through his pants and grinned. I'd always called this

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greasy bastard fat Rick, but when he pulled that thing

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out of his pants, I almost went cross eyed. He

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was Rick the prick all the way. His dick was

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about thirteen inches long and four inches wide, and it

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was throbbing in the air. Like an antenna on a

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windy day. Fuck me, I said, in astonishment. No, cunt,

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he said, with a dirty grin, fuck me. Then the

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filthy bastard was on me. He pushed me to my

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knees so his rock hard cock was in my face.

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Oh fuck it. He was about as attractive as a

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pimple on an ass cheek. But sometimes you have to

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take one for the team. I grabbed hold of his prick,

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ran my wet, glistening tongue up and down his thick

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shaft fast, and made him good and wet. That's it, babe,

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he said. I howked back in my throat and spat

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all over the enormous thing and beat it off. It

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made a good wet slapping sound as I wanked it

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hard like that, You dirty old cunt, I said, gritting

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my teeth like a bitch. Lick the head as you

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do it, he said, I did, lapping at his giant,

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bulging helmet as I tried to bring it off in

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my hand, going faster and faster, staring up at the

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gross fucker with lustful eyes. Lube those balls up, he groaned,

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and I lifted his cock up and buried my face

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into his nuts. I licked from one to the other,

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taking a ball in my mouth and swallowing it hard,

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pulling it back and stretching his skin. Easy, you little hoar,

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he grumbled, yanking my hair towards him. OW. I snapped,

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quit your yapping and get that cunt out, he ordered.

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I pulled off my clothes as Rick the Prick got undressed.

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As soon as I was nude, he was all over me,

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licking and sucking at my perky tits, nuzzling his fat

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face into my neck, Licking and sucking at my neck.

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His fingers run lower and started to frig my clit hard.

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I closed my eyes, thought of the rent and moaned.

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I hate to admit it, but it actually felt pretty

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good like that, do ya, you slutty bitch, he said,

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with a dirty laugh. I moaned gently in reply. He

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had his other hand around my ass cheeks and stuck

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the tip of his other index finger up my asshole.

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My eyes went wide. Shit, what a turn on. He

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lunged in and kissed me hard and deep. At first,

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I fought to get away, but as his fingers went

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to work on my holes, I gave up and went

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with it. He moaned into my mouth, and his thick

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tongue filled it so good, he groaned, so young filed

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the old fuck wank my cock, he ordered, and I

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pulled his rod hard and fast. Fuck this ugly bastard

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was packing some meat. Then he picked me up like

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a caveman, threw me over his hairy shoulder, and marched

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me to the bedroom. He threw me on the bed,

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yanked up my legs and put pushed his bulk down

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between them. I felt the tip of his giant cock

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nudging into my pussy lips, ready to push in and

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penetrate me. He looked at me deeply, said I'm gonna

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fuck you until you say you love me, and then

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plunged deep into me. I moaned as his mighty member

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squeezed into me in hard, juttering jerks. I was tight,

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but his big prick bullied its way up me like

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it had a one way ticket to my womb. Fuck me,

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I moaned, squirming beneath him. He started to fuck me good, piston,

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pumping my wet pussy like a machine. He went deep

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and fast. I could feel his sagging balls slapping against

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my spread asshole. Good huh, he said, grinning down at me. Good.

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Was all I could manage to groan out. He went

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at me good and hard, reaching around to finger my

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sweaty asshole as he fucked me. Finger my ass, slut,

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he demanded, and I licked a finger, reached around and

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finger fucked his dirty asshole as fast as I would

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finger my own cunt, bitch, he moaned as he fucked me.

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He was grunting and groaning, and it sounded like he

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was ready to come do it. I yelled, not yet,

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he said, slowing down, still in me, filling me. He

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reached for his pants, took out his phone. What the

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fuck was he doing? He dialed someone? Is that Cindy

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from two B? He said, get your ass to two F.

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I've got a deal for you to pay the rent.

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What the fuck are you doing? I cried, Shut up,

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he said, and started to pound in me again. After

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a few minutes, he looked up as my front door opened.

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What the fuck was going on? I looked up to

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see Cindy, the girl from the apartment below me, a

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thirty something Hungarian girl walking in wearing kinky underwear. You

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know what to do, he said, sneering at her. If

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you want that back rent paid off, I looked up

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as Cindy stood over me, pulled her black panties off,

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kicked them to the side of the room, and then

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squatted over my face. I gulped as I saw her

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round ass and hairy kunt coming down towards my face. Rick,

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the prick, slapped my face said don't just look at it,

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eat it. Before I knew it, I had Cindy's wet

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cunt pushed in my face, rubbing up and down the

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bridge of my nose to my mouth. All I could

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smell was the heat of her pussy. I couldn't believe

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this was happening. I said, eat it. Rick roared and

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slapped me across my tits. I yelped and instantly pulled

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her fat ass into my face and began to lick.

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I went deep, soft, hard, lapping and tasting all of

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her filthy folds. I heard Rick say, kiss me, slut,

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and he made out with Cindy. As I tasted her snatch,

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he went even harder into me, now even more turned on.

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Now he had two tenants to tangle with. Then he

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pulled out, yanked me out from under Cindy and got

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her to lie on the ground. He positioned me on

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top of her in a sixty nine and pushed my

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face into her cunt again. Eat it clean, he said,

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as he pushed into me hard, doggy style. Shit, it

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was even deeper, and you under there, eat her as

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you've never eaten pussy before. Cindy licked my clit like

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a pro. I threw my head down in a pleasured groan,

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and then licked her back. What an ultimate sensation. My

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back arched, my pussy trembled, getting filled out so fully

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while she lapped me into ecstasy. Rick grabbed my hair

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and pulled it as he rode me. I bet your

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parents are really proud of you, aren't they, you little slut?

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He yelled, Say it, he barked. Real proud was all

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I could cry out as I bucked and writhed. He

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fucked me fast and hard, pounding my pussy to mince meat.

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Say you love me, you cunt, he cried. I made

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a muffled moan as I buried my face into Cindy

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and licked her hard and fast, making her lick me

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just as hard and fast back. Say you fucking love me,

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he shouted again. I tried to ignore him, but somehow

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the bastard got faster and faster, going deeper and deeper.

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I couldn't hold on any more. Everything exploded at once.

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Cindy's tongue did its magic, got me vibrating as his

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cock made me shudder all over. I exploded in an orgasm,

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pulling my face from her wet cunt and bellowing, I

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love you, I love you, I love you. Rick's stinking

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hot load started pumping into me, filling from the inside

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until it churned back out all over Cindy's face. She

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lapped it all up and started to cry out. I

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fell forward and licked her hard until she squirted all

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over my tongue in a rush of flowing cunt juice.

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We both lay there, straddling each other. Rick's big dick

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snaked out of me, come dripping down my ass, cheeks

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and stringing to his cock. I looked up, smirked, Rent paid,

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Rick said, sucking air. See you next month, he said,

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and walked out of my apartment. Wow, I said, un

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peeling myself from Cindy, I lay next to her. You've

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done this before, I said, wiping my face for Rent

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and utilities, Cindy said, in her Hungarian accent. I laughed. Slut.

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I looked out my windows over the twinkling skyline, completely

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fucked and filled by my landlord in LA. You gotta

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do what you gotta do to pay the bills. I

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