Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your name's glazed by the great Chris ray Guns, Derek
Speaker 1: black Beat and Tom Sway.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some a shit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some lazy ready question. Do
Speaker 1: they when you guys, when you got when you got
Speaker 1: your apartment? Uh, did they just hand you mailbox keys?
Speaker 1: Like here's your keys for the mailboxers?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So where I live, for whatever reason and maybe just
Speaker 1: nickel and dime people, they make you they discard the
Speaker 1: old keys of the other tenant, and then they make
Speaker 1: you purchase a new set at the post office.
Speaker 2: They make you buy, yes, your mailbox.
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars for three sets. And then that's first of all,
Speaker 1: that's insane. Of course, of course I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I thought all I thought was when when I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the contract, is like, oh, you have to pick
Speaker 1: them up at the at the post office. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: So I was already expecting some ship to come and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick up my keys, like oh no, a
Speaker 1: separate company makes the keys and it takes roughly ten
Speaker 1: business days and I'm like, oh, so we can hold
Speaker 1: your mail here and I'm like, cool, So I order
Speaker 1: something from Amazon, you know, fine usually comes to the
Speaker 1: door for some reason, they put the fucking thing in
Speaker 1: the box. And so it's my studio phone and it's
Speaker 1: been sitting there since Friday. Studio phone, No, the sound
Speaker 1: the sound proof ship.
Speaker 4: Oh phone, I heard phone studio lamline.
Speaker 1: Why would you why?
Speaker 3: I thought about.
Speaker 2: I thought about it, and then like, uh, a friend
Speaker 2: of mine did it, like did a whole experiment recently
Speaker 2: where he had it for like a month and he said,
Speaker 2: like the spam calls.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, that's the only thing that's
Speaker 1: gonna call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, serampolls are already crazy on your cell phone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like imagine having a place where you can't really
Speaker 2: silence it.
Speaker 3: I missed. I missed the phone with the lower bottom part,
Speaker 3: the antenna, the plug, the plug it in the long record.
Speaker 3: I miss those.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you missed those? Well, yeah, you
Speaker 2: never experienced those. You're talking about the double ones.
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the ones that had like it
Speaker 3: was like a little white bottom like part and then
Speaker 3: it had like the other like upper white party you
Speaker 3: put inside of it, and it had the the like wire.
Speaker 2: You mean a landline, like a standard landline, the one
Speaker 2: that we've been talking.
Speaker 3: There's various kinds of landlines. I thought land it was
Speaker 3: just like a home phone, that's all I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean yeah, but like, but that's the standard phone, right.
Speaker 1: It has the it has the foundation and then you
Speaker 1: put it in there and has the wire neck.
Speaker 3: Because we had I had we had that one for it.
Speaker 3: We had one that was.
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about the ones where it
Speaker 2: was like a separate thing where it was like, hello, no.
Speaker 1: My grandma has so I inherited it because she used
Speaker 1: to use not that all, one of those not that
Speaker 1: all that's way too old, the one where you have
Speaker 1: you have the separate so I have a regular rotary
Speaker 1: that she legitimately used until her death. She died in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Pretty long time to be using using that ship.
Speaker 3: I like those cool.
Speaker 1: I mean they're sturdy because she I don't know how
Speaker 1: I don't know how old that phone is, but clearly
Speaker 1: it's a very old phone.
Speaker 2: They built those things at an interesting point with capitalism
Speaker 2: right where they were like they were like, oh man,
Speaker 2: let's actually build the best thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, And then they.
Speaker 2: Were like wait, a minute. We shouldn't build the best thing.
Speaker 2: I remember, you remember, can't sell anything.
Speaker 3: We can't sell anymore when America was building terrible like
Speaker 3: the country that built things the last Oh yeah, we
Speaker 3: were that country once. Isn't that crazy? It's not insane,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, it's not crazy.
Speaker 1: My couch so I you know I bought a starter couch, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you know so too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like piece of shit, dude.
Speaker 1: My elbow caved in a part of the like you know,
Speaker 1: the rest there was like I don't think I'm that heavy,
Speaker 1: and I was just adjusting myself and as like crack,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wows just But again, I guess you
Speaker 1: get what you paid for. But I feel like even
Speaker 1: what I paid for it back then would have gave
Speaker 1: me something infinitely better.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, of course.
Speaker 3: Well relative you would have paid less, even relatively still
Speaker 3: paid less for much better. Like it's it's just insane
Speaker 3: thinking about that. Like like when we used to, like
Speaker 3: in our lifetimes, we would get ship. We would make
Speaker 3: sure and be like, oh this would be like a
Speaker 3: game boy the way they is endured. My game boys
Speaker 3: still work, Yeah, like a sixty four just still works
Speaker 3: like I'm my game.
Speaker 2: Or Advance as Peace still works. I just had to
Speaker 2: change the battery, and it was like, that's.
Speaker 3: No way, there's no way a Nintendo Switch is gonna
Speaker 3: laugh in our forties. It starts breaking.
Speaker 2: Literally, the Nintendo Switch feels like a device that would
Speaker 2: break in moments.
Speaker 3: There was an aficial price to it, especially compared to
Speaker 3: the second one. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Even the second one, to me, dude, feels fucking flimmery,
Speaker 2: Like it feels better than the first.
Speaker 3: One feels, you know what. It feels really flimsy. The
Speaker 3: steam deck, the steam deck feels like it's a bunch
Speaker 3: of tech inside of a cell that's bigger even a
Speaker 3: tech that's supposed to be inside of it.
Speaker 2: Dude. Even my steam deck's been having fucking I think
Speaker 2: I might sell it, really, yeah, because mine it's been
Speaker 2: doing this thing where like I'll turn it on and
Speaker 2: then I'll hear the fan go, and you know how
Speaker 2: like the touch pad like has the feedback on it,
Speaker 2: like that'll work, but then the screen will be completely
Speaker 2: off cool and then like I'm just like okay, and
Speaker 2: then I restarted like a million times I charged it.
Speaker 2: I hook up to like a doc that it won't
Speaker 2: output a display.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then a series one like one of the
Speaker 3: first ones.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got a fan send it to me.
Speaker 3: I got an and mine is Mine works still perfectly fine.
Speaker 3: Mine is modded to fuck like I have like a
Speaker 3: bunch of shit on there. Mine.
Speaker 1: The batteries trash it. The guy that send it to
Speaker 1: me probably like played the funk out of it because
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it's normal. I just don't know.
Speaker 3: They don't have a great bat that doesn't even.
Speaker 1: Retain Does your just retain battery power? Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: this does. This so you have to plug it in, yes,
Speaker 1: because then it within so it'll run out fairly quickly.
Speaker 1: But the thing is if I leave it alone for
Speaker 1: let's say two like a.
Speaker 3: Week, maybe oh yeah, no, mine does that yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's normal battery What I mean is that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like it's like, my dude, my head I have
Speaker 1: these headphones though, whenever I talked about buying the rock
Speaker 1: products that these JBL rock headphones. I haven't used them
Speaker 1: in like almost a year and they still have battery power.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: My three D product it doesn't three dyes, I can
Speaker 3: turn that bitch on right now, it's been almost a
Speaker 3: year after I use the n will be still at
Speaker 3: the blue. That's nuts because those things were built to
Speaker 3: fucking I don't. Like I remember playing my DS and
Speaker 3: my ps B to the point that battery would die.
Speaker 3: And now I think about it's like how much was
Speaker 3: I playing that hoe for the battery to die.
Speaker 2: Event, So probably not long be Honestly, my battery life
Speaker 2: back then was my three.
Speaker 3: Yes, battery life is still crazy and yes, they just still.
Speaker 1: I mean PSP SP.
Speaker 2: The PSP was like notoriously not good for the time
Speaker 2: because that was like console quality like stuff, was it,
Speaker 2: I guess at the time. Yeah, it was like within
Speaker 2: the generation almost a PS two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really was. It was like comparable.
Speaker 2: There were games that were there were games that were
Speaker 2: comparable on both of them.
Speaker 3: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it was a little because I remember playing
Speaker 1: the God of War games and thinking that this is
Speaker 1: around the like end of the PS two eras quality.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, when like say, because like PS three was
Speaker 1: already kind of doing its thing, and uh, like I was,
Speaker 1: so there was already games to compare it to, and
Speaker 1: so the quality was just a little bit.
Speaker 2: It was like maybe it was early probably PS three,
Speaker 2: the PSP, because the PSB came out in two thousand
Speaker 2: and five. The oh six, I think was the PS three,
Speaker 2: and so like when you got the PSP, it was like,
Speaker 2: this is surprisingly kind of like it's like early PS two.
Speaker 1: You could play stuff basically, you know, maybe.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just it wasn't like the Game Boy
Speaker 2: Advance or like the where you know, the game where
Speaker 2: you'd be like you play the Game Boy Advance and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, okay, and then you compare it to
Speaker 2: the n C Saphore and you're like, oh well, or
Speaker 2: like the even the you know, the game Cube and
Speaker 2: the n Scophore. They were just like, well, this is
Speaker 2: clearly a this is clearly a compromise.
Speaker 1: You remember old school game Boy games?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, well the game remember the game Boy? Before
Speaker 2: we get into that, I forgot what was our Gang podcast?
Speaker 1: Everybody?
Speaker 2: Look it's us, Look it's me, it's Chris, it's Timo Tweeney's,
Speaker 2: Tim's Derek Patronic Compass, the Stark Tank.
Speaker 1: Remember that.
Speaker 3: Don't you dare forget it?
Speaker 1: If you forget it, let's go what what happened. What's
Speaker 1: the problem, what's the problem.
Speaker 2: What is that hat man?
Speaker 1: You guys don't know Noah Knigga. Okay, what were you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 3: You don't know?
Speaker 1: Fucking Noahnigga.
Speaker 3: I thought it said night and I was like, why
Speaker 3: do you have a hand had that says night on it?
Speaker 3: And I looked on the rest of them and I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, that's nigga.
Speaker 1: It's there's a real person. There's a real person who's
Speaker 1: entering college ball, college football. His name is Noah Caigga. Now,
Speaker 1: when he was a kid, I think they could pronounce it.
Speaker 1: But then like once it caught on, he was like,
Speaker 1: it's it's coniga.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that is so thought.
Speaker 1: If he wasn't white, it wouldn't even be funny, dude,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, noa would.
Speaker 2: Care that had I thought you maybe I thought you
Speaker 2: made I made it.
Speaker 3: That wouldn't be that wouldn't be a strategy. Like Derek
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, this is so funny. I got to
Speaker 3: do a bit.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to be attacked or something for it, like
Speaker 1: right in the train, just right in the trains, like
Speaker 1: the somebody's gonna like take it the wrong way. Wow,
Speaker 1: the trained people are crazy. I've already I've already ran
Speaker 1: into a few interesting characters. Cool guy Wend a cool
Speaker 1: guy from Tennessee. Uh, he traveled all the way over
Speaker 1: here and he's like, all musician guy. I met some
Speaker 1: guy that I thought was like flirting with me, want
Speaker 1: to fuck me or something?
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 1: I actually I thought he was gonna attack me because
Speaker 1: he was saying all this weird ship to me. He's like, OK,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? Looking all like fucking
Speaker 1: decked out, And I was like what the headphones are on?
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you talking?
Speaker 3: Why are you talking to me?
Speaker 2: It's insane to talk to.
Speaker 3: Us on loud. But you can still hear him. I
Speaker 3: can hear that's the thing talking into your brain. And
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm listening to ship.
Speaker 2: And he's like live equing himself over your music.
Speaker 1: He fucking you know you fucking put awareness mode. His
Speaker 1: voice just does that.
Speaker 3: You know you hear me?
Speaker 1: I know you can hear me. Do do don't look
Speaker 1: away from me. But he started like talking and I
Speaker 1: was walking away and he was still saying some ship.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like looking over my shoulder to be
Speaker 1: like dude, I don't this guy's gonna snatch me up
Speaker 1: or something. And then like I had to, I turned
Speaker 1: around to go look at the schedule, and then I
Speaker 1: had to go this way, and I saw him like fuck,
Speaker 1: just like what am I gonna do? But then I
Speaker 1: just I just walked by him real fast, and I
Speaker 1: think he was preoccupied by some other one, like he
Speaker 1: found new prey. So I got a new prey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got lucky.
Speaker 2: So he's nice when they find new prey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But other than like, I feel like this hat might
Speaker 1: trigger somebody that's let me put it this way. One
Speaker 1: time I was on Venice.
Speaker 3: We're on the.
Speaker 1: Boardwalk or whatever, the strip or whatever, and we were
Speaker 1: dressed like you know, eighties future neon shit. We were
Speaker 1: just kind of like doing our thing, playing some fucking
Speaker 1: vapor wave shit, and some guy almost attacked us. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't He was probably semi homeless or something, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, this fucking future bullshit, and he
Speaker 1: started like going off and he was getting our face.
Speaker 1: He was getting all close to us, and we're like, yo,
Speaker 1: just don't say anything, like this guy seems rappy, like
Speaker 1: he has rapis.
Speaker 3: It was crazy, mad at the idea of progression, like
Speaker 3: you damn move forward. I hate you. We're just having fun.
Speaker 1: It's like the eighties future, and this guy's really upset
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, what happened to him that?
Speaker 1: Why did that trigger him? He was molested by the eighties?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine he went to the future. It was
Speaker 1: like that, and all he got was sexually assaulted, and.
Speaker 2: Then like a time and then he was at least
Speaker 2: like then he he went back to.
Speaker 1: His current time.
Speaker 2: And then he was like, I don't know, I guess
Speaker 2: we could. I guess we'll. I guess the very least.
Speaker 2: I can wait to see that future. And then that
Speaker 2: future never happened. No, no, so he went to like
Speaker 2: a separate future and then he just waited to at
Speaker 2: least see like the wonders of it. And then when
Speaker 2: he finally got to the point that he traveled to,
Speaker 2: was it anything like he went.
Speaker 1: The only thing he had to hold on to he
Speaker 1: got raped. But he was like, well, at least that
Speaker 1: future is awesome. At least that was was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: And then it's and then it's just like it's there's
Speaker 1: just no jobs. You get that instead of of the
Speaker 1: what is it the Jaws hologram shot.
Speaker 2: It's like really fucking shitty, but would still be impressive today.
Speaker 1: So like if that just manifested.
Speaker 2: In front of you, it would, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: would eighties uh game Boy games right.
Speaker 3: Yes, look man, I would go to it.
Speaker 1: Like if if there's a wormhole and it's like you
Speaker 1: can go this way, you can never come back. I'm
Speaker 1: doing that too, Like I'm like, sorry, well, unless Jojo
Speaker 1: want to come with me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: this crazy thing that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: In a lifetime experience.
Speaker 3: Literally it's a crazy experience. But I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't care to know about the future that much.
Speaker 2: You know, you're a painfully and curious person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't tell me curious. I would say, like
Speaker 3: I I kind of want to go the like if
Speaker 3: I go back in time, maybe I'll try to do that.
Speaker 3: What if you can only gouff like the visual like not,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be there. I want to, but
Speaker 3: you have to It doesn't work that way. It's not fair.
Speaker 2: What if you can only go back in time three
Speaker 2: days every ten years?
Speaker 3: No, it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: Go back in time three days every ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like do you you basically burn out your
Speaker 2: ability and you're cool down? It is ten years, but
Speaker 2: you go you can get to go back three days.
Speaker 1: Do we choose the time period or is it? Is
Speaker 1: it randomized? It's crazy you can't use randomize. Time travel
Speaker 1: is the scariest ability. It kind of is because what
Speaker 1: if it lands like well, the Earth isn't even completely forked.
Speaker 1: It's like you're you're before like you're before the crunch,
Speaker 1: the big crunch.
Speaker 2: You're just like the sneeze, and then you're suddenly stepping
Speaker 2: on molten bacteria.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the atmosphere you definitely can't breathe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just all carbon. There's no fucking oxygen.
Speaker 2: You're a fiberglass atmosphere.
Speaker 3: No photoplankton to make oxygen yet, So you just are
Speaker 3: you telebt back in time to like when the meteor
Speaker 3: is coming. You're like, bro.
Speaker 1: Crazy if you're you get out of the time machine
Speaker 1: or whatever. You step and you see all the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: and they're all looking up.
Speaker 3: You're like, they're not even fucking they're not even bothering you.
Speaker 3: The one dinosaur says.
Speaker 1: Is there is there a cool down, like can you
Speaker 1: go immediately immediately like so if you if you step
Speaker 1: in the you go to the past and it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Can you leave a media ten years?
Speaker 3: Always it build up? Right? Is it build up the
Speaker 3: goal at certain times? Crazy? Can you burn it quick
Speaker 3: to go? Not very far?
Speaker 1: So you keep continuously burning it here just before the
Speaker 1: media right hits over and over again before.
Speaker 3: You just.
Speaker 1: That is a horrible Just kill yourself at that point, just.
Speaker 3: Using your last humorously. You get a year more of life,
Speaker 3: but one second before your infinite death. Why would you
Speaker 3: do that? I guess no, it's not. That's not better
Speaker 3: than that's.
Speaker 1: Not better than dying at all.
Speaker 2: It's not even a little bit better than dying. It's
Speaker 2: not even like slightly.
Speaker 3: So we mad when we went.
Speaker 1: Back to the dinosaur age and we saw like the
Speaker 1: big dinosaur chickens wearing touxedos and ship.
Speaker 2: Like they actually had a functioning society that up really
Speaker 2: a lot that would like they still had like black
Speaker 2: and decker toolboxes like that was like it was really fuck, it's.
Speaker 1: A little bit like it has to be like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, they found they found some really old tools
Speaker 1: that they attributed humans, Like, humans are way older than
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand years old. Has they speculated
Speaker 1: like the humans were probably around millions years No, that
Speaker 1: was just dinosaur tools. We're just too stupid to understand.
Speaker 1: And the dinosaurs at Tuxedos that got vaporized just like
Speaker 1: the their fa.
Speaker 2: They couldn't fossilize.
Speaker 1: It's a complete misrepresentation of them because of the fossil record,
Speaker 1: because clothes evaporated.
Speaker 3: That's so unsane. But if you go back in time,
Speaker 3: it was a dinosaur Jesus, you something that I can't.
Speaker 1: It was. I guess they would have a deity like that.
Speaker 2: What I do think about, like what did you think
Speaker 2: about the dinosaur time, is that like it would be
Speaker 2: like it would really nice to step in there for
Speaker 2: like a second and take a deep breath. It would
Speaker 2: hurt because they got a lot of air back then,
Speaker 2: I guess, depending on what I don't think, it would
Speaker 2: probably feel like completely.
Speaker 3: It would give you like a really because there's so
Speaker 3: much option, it would give you a really bad headache.
Speaker 3: It'd also be way hot too. How do you know
Speaker 3: the planet was way hotter than I don't think it's
Speaker 3: true it was. It was a hotter planet then.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know. I can't say I.
Speaker 3: Can there's so much more air would hurt your lungs.
Speaker 3: Probably you think, like, are you sure?
Speaker 1: I don't even have like I've never I've never looked
Speaker 1: that up. I've never like, there's never been a point
Speaker 1: of focus for me. To me, it's like when those
Speaker 1: Earth the Earth was forming, it was obviously extremely hot,
Speaker 1: multi everything exploding, lots of carbon DIXI blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. But like as far as oh, dinosaurs a
Speaker 1: room in the Earth, like it was older, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it would be not too dissimilar.
Speaker 3: Now because I'm sure, I'm sure there's.
Speaker 2: Really it's hotter now because of people.
Speaker 3: There's technically more there was an industry and right technically
Speaker 3: then right or more.
Speaker 1: I'd say once the planet settled, probably probably significantly less.
Speaker 1: There was way more and then less. I just don't
Speaker 1: I can't say, like this is one of those things
Speaker 1: to feel retarded, even speculating, you know what I mean, Earth,
Speaker 1: What was the temperature of the Earth during Disaur dinosaur dinosaur,
Speaker 1: the Jurassic U giant chicken era.
Speaker 2: The Earth was significantly warmer during the time of dinosaurs
Speaker 2: than it is today, with average global temperatures ranging from
Speaker 2: eighteen to twenty five degrees celsius.
Speaker 1: So what is that I'm so bad with celsius? Like
Speaker 1: maybe like I'm too American to like, I'm too American
Speaker 1: to like accept it, you know, really no, I think
Speaker 1: third I've accepted kilograms, but like when it comes to celsius,
Speaker 1: I just can't accept it.
Speaker 3: It's only better when you're doing scientific studies of temperature.
Speaker 3: That's the only time. It's like, if you're if you're
Speaker 3: measuring things that you have to jot down research for
Speaker 3: it is objectively better just to personally, it's not really that. Yu,
Speaker 3: here's my only problem.
Speaker 1: Twenty five degrees celsius is seventy seven degrees.
Speaker 3: That's the average.
Speaker 1: I guess, So what's the average now, well, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you less.
Speaker 3: But so I guess it.
Speaker 1: Would have to be less if it's warmer than average
Speaker 1: temperature of Earth, because.
Speaker 3: I know it's like it's like three points something divided
Speaker 3: by sixteen three point it's like three point something every celsi.
Speaker 3: It's three point one degrees divided.
Speaker 2: Byround fifteen degrees or something like that. From fifty nine degrees.
Speaker 1: So it's fifty nine degrees is the average.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, okay, that's pretty Yeah, it little bit hotter.
Speaker 2: But this is kind of like one of those things
Speaker 2: where it's like Mars is like eighty degrees, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I'm like, that's not really that cold. No,
Speaker 2: well it isn't famously cold. No, it's not famously cold.
Speaker 2: It's just not it's just not famously hot.
Speaker 3: I think I thought Mars is actually colder cold, yeahly
Speaker 3: cold that like night. No, I just don't be cause
Speaker 3: that's because that's pretty better.
Speaker 1: The sun looked at him to it's not it's not
Speaker 1: it's not about the sun. It's just like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the atmosphere doesn't hold. It's kind of like like
Speaker 1: Venus versus Murcy. We're learning Mercury is significantly closer, but
Speaker 1: Venus is just with all of its fucking Yeah. It's like,
Speaker 1: did you I started hanging out in Venus on a
Speaker 1: star field a little fun oh yeah, just an infernal
Speaker 1: it's me. It's cool, like you can see kind of
Speaker 1: a little bit of the like like it's how heated
Speaker 1: some of the parts are, and my suit like barely works.
Speaker 1: Like I'm still like, oh, yeah, you're fucked, and I'm
Speaker 1: like all right, yeah.
Speaker 2: I genuinely kind of like stopping on those empty planets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's something about it. It is boring, it is objectively
Speaker 2: like empty, but it's like there's a vibe there to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to I don't know how to
Speaker 2: explain it right.
Speaker 1: Being in soul like was awesome, like being able to
Speaker 1: the Only thing I wish is like, can I kind
Speaker 1: of if they would have done something? I know that's
Speaker 1: a that would have been a lot of work. I
Speaker 1: know I can't land on the gas giants. Can I
Speaker 1: at least fly around in them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just I just I just want to see that.
Speaker 1: No one's done that yet.
Speaker 2: H If you land on Earth, depending on like where
Speaker 2: you land, you'll find like, uh, like a little like
Speaker 2: landmarks and ship Oh.
Speaker 1: I tried. So I landed. I landed like in the
Speaker 1: La area. I landed, uh in Africa. I try to
Speaker 1: see the differences, but I didn't see anything. It was
Speaker 1: like a chance.
Speaker 2: There's like I can't remember what the chance is. Like
Speaker 2: I think I saw like the tipt the empire state
Speaker 2: building or something.
Speaker 3: But Yeah, it's it's cool. That was cool doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only minus eighty one degrees only.
Speaker 1: Minus ca Yeah, yeah, there's it's only extremely cold. How
Speaker 1: do we tear a form an atmosphere?
Speaker 3: You have to put you have to put, you have
Speaker 3: to put things there to creoid that created stuff.
Speaker 1: So we just put a couple of trees. You put
Speaker 1: two trees and then it'll be fine. He's a real
Speaker 1: here's a real question.
Speaker 2: Do you think if every person on planet Earth, so
Speaker 2: eight eight plus billion people I think we're at now
Speaker 2: right something like that, gathered in one place and hyperventilated
Speaker 2: for a year like straight. Uh huh, would the atmosphere
Speaker 2: in that area be like fun because of all the
Speaker 2: carbon dioxide?
Speaker 3: Probably not. I think eight billion.
Speaker 2: People exhaling carbon dioxide the trees in like a really
Speaker 2: enclose space, I mean like maybe like a like a
Speaker 2: square mile.
Speaker 3: Some insane.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, I think the scientist could actually calculate that
Speaker 1: it might be a little significan difference.
Speaker 2: So all the scientists who listen to the show, I'm
Speaker 2: sure there are many of you, write in give us
Speaker 2: like a dissertation kind of thing. Ye please, you know,
Speaker 2: if you get get fund and get a government grant,
Speaker 2: whatever you need to get to get this research done.
Speaker 2: I want seven billion. I'll settle for no less than
Speaker 2: seven billion. But like, if you could get to eight billion,
Speaker 2: that begins eight billion people one square mile hyperventilating for
Speaker 2: one straight year, no rests allowed.
Speaker 1: I'd appreciate that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: We'll get it done. Well. I believe in whomever is
Speaker 1: gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I believe in the spirit of the spirit of cooperation
Speaker 2: that has so clearly as clearly everywhere right now.
Speaker 3: I remember hearing this like some sort of like fucking
Speaker 3: science talk where it's like, if we ever found the
Speaker 3: means to terraform Mars, we would just fix Earth first, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we wouldn't go to Mars. We'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's just fix your yeah, then go to Mars afterwards.
Speaker 1: Mars isn't very useful.
Speaker 2: This is kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot of like unless you.
Speaker 3: Need like magic, well later, like well on, like you.
Speaker 1: Guys are speaking out of practicality. You guys speaking out
Speaker 1: of practicality. But it's these retarded fucking billionaires. They're the
Speaker 1: ones that are because they just want to do that
Speaker 1: frontier ship, So they're going to spend money on trying
Speaker 1: to terraform Mars before fixing Earth, like because.
Speaker 2: Like figuring out the technology to fix Earth would be
Speaker 2: it would be beneficial, Yeah, it would you.
Speaker 1: Now, if you can convince them that that to do that, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it would be. Hey, if you guys just invested
Speaker 1: in fixing the Earth, it'll actually free up a lot
Speaker 1: of people to just now figure out how to terraform Mars.
Speaker 3: You know. But they're so fucking.
Speaker 1: Greedy they don't think that way. If I want to
Speaker 1: buy an AI, they don't.
Speaker 3: They don't they don't understand that. Like the problem. The
Speaker 3: problem is that a lot of them are not smart people.
Speaker 3: They're just rich people.
Speaker 1: They're very rich, and then they're well they are smart
Speaker 1: people to think for them, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're smart, they're not intelligent or like one of the two.
Speaker 2: Because the thing about it is like, if you have
Speaker 2: let's see, if you have a lot of money, you
Speaker 2: have the freedom to be autistically dedicated to a very
Speaker 2: particular thing and drive and learn a lot about it
Speaker 2: and get to the point where like I don't care
Speaker 2: what other people are actually saying. It's actually like a
Speaker 2: degree of arrogance that is inherent to being successful in
Speaker 2: any in anything, right, that's kind of the separation. And
Speaker 2: so what he happens is like you have a lot
Speaker 2: of people who think that they're like gifted, when in
Speaker 2: reality they just are afforded the.
Speaker 3: Time, yeah, to be able to to be able to
Speaker 3: Who would who would.
Speaker 1: You attribute this to? Because I can't think of anyone
Speaker 1: that's actually liked that in like that that that's coming
Speaker 1: to mind of, like this really rich person that's really driven.
Speaker 1: Usually they get to a certain point where they hire
Speaker 1: a bunch of people to do everything for them.
Speaker 2: No, I think that's true. I think what I'm saying
Speaker 2: is like to even get to the point where you're
Speaker 2: even able to do that or willing to do that.
Speaker 1: Like, just think about it.
Speaker 2: Think about if you had a billion dollars, would.
Speaker 3: You be doing any of this?
Speaker 1: Would I be podcasting?
Speaker 2: No? Would you be like, oh, like, would you be
Speaker 2: like doing what el Nuss he's doing. No, you'd probably
Speaker 2: be like enjoying life and fucking off.
Speaker 1: Oh what would be doing with the you?
Speaker 3: The you, the you that you are now? Would do that?
Speaker 3: The you that would have been written because it's like
Speaker 3: I Kingston me right, the person I am right now, right,
Speaker 3: I've been poor, so now my brain is like, I
Speaker 3: don't really I really even before that, but now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't sit idly by and know people are suffering
Speaker 3: in their lives. I wouldn't want to don't. I would
Speaker 3: want to do.
Speaker 1: You do it all the time, I guess, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to do I guess to the level of
Speaker 1: like power and influence you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's the biggest difference.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. If the world wasn't suffering me being
Speaker 1: involved in and like space trekking and ship like that,
Speaker 1: I would love to be involve than that. Even though
Speaker 1: I'm like retarded, I would still just love to be
Speaker 1: like here in the zener room and hear what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, dumb it down for me please, and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, basically what they do to Elon Musk, right.
Speaker 1: But the only difference is he's using all of the
Speaker 1: subsidies from our fucking pockets to do that ship. And
Speaker 1: that's one thing where I wouldn't be able to do.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I can't fucking take all these such
Speaker 1: these billions of dollars and use it on my dumbass
Speaker 1: endeavors knowing that people are starving. That's the only difference, right,
Speaker 1: all that ship was privatize and give it to me
Speaker 1: by like a I don't even want to. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say Saudi oil money. But that's complicated too, you.
Speaker 2: Know, this is the way it's like once that's the problem,
Speaker 2: Like everything is complicated. Yeah, I think I would get
Speaker 2: some headache and thinking like is this money ethical? Is
Speaker 2: this money to go?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thing do ethical things with it? I think at
Speaker 3: that moment, you know, because it's like the idea of
Speaker 3: you morally watching the money yourself.
Speaker 1: If you can flip it, yeah, flip it into something good.
Speaker 3: Even if I got like like that fucking like money
Speaker 3: from Amazon and probably the n R and all that
Speaker 3: bullshit I would build recently helping people, I.
Speaker 2: Would spend all my money building building a scarab.
Speaker 3: For terraforming. Isn't it terraforming? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 5: Like what.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: So it's a giant tank that shoots the lasers of
Speaker 1: the ground. Oh are you talking about not the actual
Speaker 1: like beetle?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean maybe I would dabble in
Speaker 2: like building a little scat Okay, that.
Speaker 1: Was like what are we talking about here?
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, like a scab tank. I want to build
Speaker 2: a scaub tank.
Speaker 1: And that's all.
Speaker 2: That's all I would If I had money, I would.
Speaker 3: Just like giant wildlife preserves.
Speaker 2: If I had like ten grand I would do that.
Speaker 1: Just that would like nigan't how much of car costs
Speaker 1: you would hire, you would and they would be employed
Speaker 1: for like a week, and then they would be like,
Speaker 1: we're out of money. Well, we're out of money. Just
Speaker 1: we're paying us to be here for a week. We
Speaker 1: don't even have materials. Well, we jotted down, we tried,
Speaker 1: we tried.
Speaker 2: It's the complete lowest effort attempt, just to say that
Speaker 2: you attempted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be cool, like history books, Christal attempted
Speaker 1: to build a fucking scare up taken it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: a footnote out of the thing.
Speaker 3: I think anything that's true. I trying to revitalize.
Speaker 2: I'd have to become president and then like, uh re
Speaker 2: revise history so that.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's possible.
Speaker 1: I I literally feel like right now we could trick
Speaker 1: enough people and to start donating a bunch of money
Speaker 1: and get the wave going. And all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is do what the Democrats aren't willing to do is
Speaker 1: just fucking why just lie like you're you're gonna you
Speaker 1: want to do real ship, but also lie about all
Speaker 1: this awesome ship. Yeah, what you can't fucking do.
Speaker 2: There was a point in my life where I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, what, principles are important, But then it's I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know if I feel that anymore.
Speaker 2: It's it's too ridiculous, just because if you're playing a game,
Speaker 2: if you're if you're the only person in the game
Speaker 2: not cheating, then.
Speaker 3: You're just you're just lose. Why are you playing if
Speaker 3: you know you can't?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like why play at all?
Speaker 1: Like just I don't care, like a the dealer tells you, Uh,
Speaker 1: I wreag this game? You should? I deal you in sure?
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I tell you what?
Speaker 2: Democrats just pass laws with no approval. Fucking just do it,
Speaker 2: just do it. We don't care anymore, like everything, yeah, everything.
Speaker 3: I think. The thing is this, right, It's time pander
Speaker 3: to the groups that you can pander to, you know, like,
Speaker 3: pander to the green niggas, lie to them, the moderate niggas.
Speaker 3: Just lie everyone, because like, don't even you don't even need.
Speaker 3: You don't even need the stupid other side. There's more
Speaker 3: people on the modern and progressive side. Just fuck those
Speaker 3: other guys like you niggas suck.
Speaker 1: No, just lie nothing.
Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah. I think it's like the idea of like
Speaker 3: I think if we got like a really altruistic person
Speaker 3: I became president, next it was like, all right, I'm
Speaker 3: going to becompress, isn't it. I'm gonna roll back all
Speaker 3: this retards bullshit, and then I'm gonna give up a
Speaker 3: lot of the power of the president. That'd be amazing,
Speaker 3: but that would never happen any person that would president.
Speaker 1: You went too far with the other part is they're
Speaker 1: not gonna give any power, but they can't roll back
Speaker 1: the retard ship and then make laws to make sure
Speaker 1: that retarded ship couldn't happen again, because that's that's a
Speaker 1: better that's what they're trying to do in ways like
Speaker 1: say you see, like what's happening in Texas, for example,
Speaker 1: I think we should just to see it.
Speaker 2: Quite frankly, I honestly we would.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't.
Speaker 1: The Red States wouldn't be too good.
Speaker 3: They would just conquer us. Again, there's no Red States
Speaker 3: we'd be leave America, right, it would be succeeded, right,
Speaker 3: and then what happens They'll be like, no, no, they
Speaker 3: wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: There would be a good riddance.
Speaker 3: I think they would say that. I think it was
Speaker 3: that at first for sure, they'd be like, yeah, get
Speaker 3: out of here. And then they'd be like yo, yo,
Speaker 3: Georgia's eating itself literalous look at it. Kinda adopts us
Speaker 3: trying to be like wild this ship.
Speaker 1: Let's get those fucking cars. Man, I want a Chinese
Speaker 1: electric car. Those vehicles, I'm not gonna lie. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the thousand bucks brother?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: But even not even like I was looking at one
Speaker 1: that was thirty it was like there's cheaper ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, fourteen thousand dollars for car, better than
Speaker 3: any tussla on the market.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what what do you mean?
Speaker 3: It's frustrating they can part sideways seeing that shit is crazy.
Speaker 3: They look like fucking tron bikes.
Speaker 2: But cars is the real The real issue with all
Speaker 2: this stuff is like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Probably wouldn't drive you around, you around and me around,
Speaker 3: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: The f I'd be like, the funny thing about all
Speaker 2: this you the funny thing about all this is like
Speaker 2: there's like a generalized kind of like feeling China where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, China's not free and they're doing all
Speaker 2: sorts of crazy like evil shit, right, and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: But like I think the dividing line between us and
Speaker 2: them now is so painfully minuscule that it's just like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: what's the fuck difference? The word like going up to
Speaker 2: people with in like masks with secret police and throwing
Speaker 2: them in fucking jail, throwing them into fucking random camps
Speaker 2: in El Salvador, Like, yeah, what's the why? What's the difference?
Speaker 1: I do want people to understand who cares now that like,
Speaker 1: instead of just listening to your freak fucking social uh
Speaker 1: social media experts or whatever, that's just feeding you propaganda.
Speaker 1: Like why not compare and contrast?
Speaker 3: Maybe use a.
Speaker 1: Chat GPT or something to see what are the worst
Speaker 1: things that China are doing right now versus one of
Speaker 1: the worst things that America is doing right now? And
Speaker 1: you'd be fucking horrified by Like the American Empire has
Speaker 1: been so fucking disgusting and we've been unfortunately completed because
Speaker 1: we live here.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it would be I think the issue
Speaker 2: is like I think it would be largely equivalent, and
Speaker 2: so like, what's the I think.
Speaker 1: I think we beat them severely.
Speaker 3: I think I think, I think we think.
Speaker 1: I think I think now, I think we. I think
Speaker 1: American empire for a thousand military bases over the world.
Speaker 1: I think we beat them.
Speaker 3: I think as the Empire of America, we are. We are.
Speaker 3: I think we.
Speaker 2: I think without the nuke, I think the nuke does it.
Speaker 3: I really think.
Speaker 1: I feel like the problem is like since we can't
Speaker 1: like conceptualize, or at least most people can't conceptualize what
Speaker 1: America has done to countries because they don't get to
Speaker 1: see the murdered death and famine instruction, like they can
Speaker 1: picture how bad the American Empire has been. So when
Speaker 1: I say, like how significantly worse they've been, You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm like, this is what I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: Like it's it is, it's here. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: it's really bad. It's unfortunately bad. And we're just seeing
Speaker 1: as since one of the West where it seems good guys,
Speaker 1: same thing's happening right now Israel, palasteign West, good guys.
Speaker 1: East bad guys, it keeps happening.
Speaker 2: Well, the reality is like the way that I feel bad,
Speaker 2: It's like it seems like everything's everything's a bad guy.
Speaker 2: So like, what's what's really the difference? We like, who
Speaker 2: really cares the problem? From the perspective of an American
Speaker 2: where you're like, oh, China's bad, It's like, well, we're
Speaker 2: bad too, So what's the difference?
Speaker 1: What's the moral line? And being like, oh, it just
Speaker 1: it makes I actually agree with you and I'm and
Speaker 1: I was further on I was, yeah, no, I completely
Speaker 1: agree with that actually, and it was just more of
Speaker 1: like I'll go even further and say, if you're all
Speaker 1: about morality, you should have left America a long time ago,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Like if you're being there that it's like I just
Speaker 2: don't know enough. I straight up just don't know enough
Speaker 2: about China.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just the thing. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's Uh, I feel like it was really funny that uh,
Speaker 1: speed of all people.
Speaker 3: Showed regular people.
Speaker 1: That China isn't nearly as bad as I thought, because
Speaker 1: people have an idea of how fucked it is and
Speaker 1: it isn't certain aspects, but also they're making great gains
Speaker 1: and other like say, when it comes to labor and
Speaker 1: other things that we remember how bad fucking it it
Speaker 1: was notoriously and then now it's starting to pick up
Speaker 1: it started, and at a certain point it's probably gonna
Speaker 1: overtake America. It's treating their fucking people better. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It's pissing me off that like American close to that,
Speaker 1: it's even close.
Speaker 3: Crazy in our lives, it was way word.
Speaker 2: I remember the fucking fox comment, like the nets on on,
Speaker 2: like outside of the fox Cott factories are people like
Speaker 2: to catch people from killing them.
Speaker 1: Exactly and ship like that. Obviously it is good in
Speaker 1: the countries around China. It was like Southeast Asia. That
Speaker 1: still is happening pretty prominently. In China itself, they're like
Speaker 1: taking care of their people better significantly than when we
Speaker 1: grew up when we knew, like when they're at their
Speaker 1: absolute worst, especially around the North American Free Trade Agreement,
Speaker 1: like things like that, when China was like everything's being
Speaker 1: built over there now and uh, it's I think morality
Speaker 1: doesn't like unfortunately, people, morality doesn't matter anymore, dude, it doesn't,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: It's just it's time to just until people start actually
Speaker 3: enforcing it.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I'm over it, I think because Vince.
Speaker 1: You can't convince people to be moral. They don't care.
Speaker 3: You have until it's like a mandatory cause. Expecting someone
Speaker 3: expecting a capitalistic place to be moral is like, no,
Speaker 3: it's not gonna just like any place with unless someone
Speaker 3: is somebody more powerful installing morallity, like hey, you gotta
Speaker 3: do it. Any place, they just they can't exist, but
Speaker 3: they have to be red, like you can't have one immediately.
Speaker 2: Any place where dogs roam free is inherently evil.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 1: You say that because dogs are the worst. They're literally
Speaker 1: the best. I think they're kind of evil. Look, I
Speaker 1: think they see their shady eyes, you know, when they're
Speaker 1: like they never see the dogs.
Speaker 3: You ever see the dog ship?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Dogs are so heavily created by humans. They're just a
Speaker 3: mirror of ours.
Speaker 2: They have our eyes. Literally, we gave them human eyes.
Speaker 1: And gave them we installed human eyes.
Speaker 3: So that's so unfortunate. Would just get worse eyes, They
Speaker 3: would just get so much worse out there.
Speaker 2: No, well, their eyes are actually notoriously worse. What do
Speaker 2: you dog's eyes are way worse.
Speaker 3: They see as much color variety. But they're they're literally
Speaker 3: sharper eyes. They're better at tracking movement and stuff like
Speaker 3: literally congratulations.
Speaker 1: So would you rather have a human's eyes or a
Speaker 1: dog's eyes? I'd rather see all the color. I want
Speaker 1: to see more colors. I actually wish I had better
Speaker 1: eyes than human that which I had, like a bat's
Speaker 1: eye or whatever. The what's what's that animal that sees everything?
Speaker 3: Bad eyes? I think all I know is that.
Speaker 2: I think they're not actually blind, but they're not blind.
Speaker 3: They don't have good eyes though whatever whatever.
Speaker 2: Animals dark, but you have to have really good eyes
Speaker 2: to live in the dark.
Speaker 3: No you don't. That's what I have.
Speaker 1: That's why they have their own special build location.
Speaker 3: They don't do that. That's fake.
Speaker 1: That's like an X Man. You're confusing that with like
Speaker 1: confusing X.
Speaker 3: Men's with real life. What are you doing.
Speaker 1: That dumb and fucking Sega game echoed the dolphin. We
Speaker 1: don't real that.
Speaker 3: Stop. Stop. That is a constant thing that I went
Speaker 3: through my life. Stop. I literally was in class talking
Speaker 3: about idiots and my teacher was like, that is a
Speaker 3: time where I was like, you play as this doff
Speaker 3: while you beat pollution. But at the end there's a.
Speaker 1: I don't know why there's I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is a real game. Was the
Speaker 3: first two of you now you're fired?
Speaker 1: Friend, you you're fired?
Speaker 2: Friend was recently and there was this, uh one of
Speaker 2: our friends was high and he was like, there was
Speaker 2: there's a fly kind of flying around the apartment, and
Speaker 2: he was like really obsessive with that. He was he's
Speaker 2: trying to kill it, and all of us just agreed
Speaker 2: to just pretend like there was no fly.
Speaker 1: He's g gonna really psyched up.
Speaker 3: That's so mean.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I love that. It's so fun messing with
Speaker 1: people who are just like not all there. Yeah, until
Speaker 1: they like snap and kill all of you. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Whatever. There was this movie. There's this movie that Lily
Speaker 3: had a bunch of friends over and they were watching
Speaker 3: a bunch of women. So it was you know, it
Speaker 3: was terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: It was watching this movie about a family, a man
Speaker 3: who was marrying this woman and he had two kids
Speaker 3: and she was from like she survived the cult. She
Speaker 3: survived the cult, right, and she was like living she know,
Speaker 3: she rehabilitated and everything, and the kids didn't like her.
Speaker 3: So what they did is they started they found out
Speaker 3: she's a five of the Colona stood purposefully like fucking
Speaker 3: like lying to her about like fucking information sort of
Speaker 3: like just like re reigniting her her fucking traumatic experiences.
Speaker 3: Jojo watch this movie and it's such a crazy movie
Speaker 3: because she completely snaps again and I'm like, how the
Speaker 3: fuck could you be so inconsiderate to play on a
Speaker 3: person's trauma like that? I think, And she kills the
Speaker 3: family and it's like, this bitch, this family, Like I
Speaker 3: was watching that movie and I could not call them.
Speaker 3: I forgot what was called.
Speaker 1: I could actually because I remember some weird she was
Speaker 1: watching some dumb cult thing and I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: dumb and gay. I don't care, but like it was
Speaker 1: the TV was next to my computer.
Speaker 3: That concept.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing some cult ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that condent was interesting. But it's like imagine that,
Speaker 3: imagine doing that somebody and being like I can't believe
Speaker 3: she snapped on us, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't, Like how dare she?
Speaker 3: That is?
Speaker 1: So that is evil, like people like fucking with animals
Speaker 1: and then it rips their throw it out and like could.
Speaker 3: You it's it's the people that like shouldn't even be
Speaker 3: in a place. It's like, oh, you're not even studying this.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't no place, just like I'm gonna go bother
Speaker 1: these grizzly bears.
Speaker 3: It's like, my guy, why what purpose gotta you know?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta just like go up to a grizzly
Speaker 1: bear while it's eating its salmon, snatch it and then
Speaker 1: push it.
Speaker 3: You think scared You pushed it down, like shoved it
Speaker 3: to the floor. They're gonna be nervous.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, like if you were, we're gonna say down
Speaker 2: that flight and stairs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Famously battle inclines trees. Trees aren't inclines, you fucking.
Speaker 1: I mean they're vert vertical incline.
Speaker 3: No, they're just vertical like hills like people are. Like, O,
Speaker 3: if you're running from my.
Speaker 2: Bear, you do you think a tree is exactly ninety
Speaker 2: degrees kingson.
Speaker 3: I know it's not exactly ninety degrees. I'm referring to
Speaker 3: walk it.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't use its claws to like burrow into
Speaker 1: the hills. Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me that
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be out.
Speaker 3: Of stubby legs. That famously stubby legs.
Speaker 2: Actually, I just I it doesn't register to me that
Speaker 2: it would be harder to walk up a hill then
Speaker 2: climbate tree.
Speaker 1: Why do you have such stupid facts like in your.
Speaker 3: Head autism, autism and a lot of PBS bro.
Speaker 1: Like that feels that's such an unnecessary thing to know.
Speaker 3: I heard it, you're funning from a bear, you go
Speaker 3: down a hill, and I was like, why the down
Speaker 3: and down?
Speaker 1: Looks you mean up?
Speaker 3: I think I think down. I think they'll just roll
Speaker 3: and then they'll be faster. They'll just yeah. But like,
Speaker 3: I don't it's not gonna I'm not taking straight.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking advice from you anymore because I think
Speaker 1: the fucker's like, it's gonna start rolling, it's gonna sonic
Speaker 1: into your body. I don't trust that.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I've seen bears whole ass. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: anywhere near bear.
Speaker 3: I've seen bears. Don't like the way they move normally,
Speaker 3: and then when they're running after something, this their locomotion
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense because they move really fucking fast. I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure bears horses, which is crazy, and it's like,
Speaker 3: why is this possible? True? I think they are faster
Speaker 3: horses on average. Maybe the fastest horse is probably faster.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I can't see that.
Speaker 1: I know that. I know that bears can burst up
Speaker 1: to forty miles per hour.
Speaker 3: The horses can't do that. Horse is a doing that?
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: I literally have no probably like average, like thirty something,
Speaker 3: not forty.
Speaker 1: I've seen a horse running like one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 3: It's interesting. Was it called the Mustang? Was it a car?
Speaker 2: You retard well well seeing fairness?
Speaker 1: It was like six horses, bro, do you know how
Speaker 1: scary adding horse?
Speaker 3: The damage? You know what the damage would do to
Speaker 3: its own body? If it moved that fast.
Speaker 1: It is going to break its legs and then you're
Speaker 1: fucking it was set on fire, it might have spurned.
Speaker 2: It would break its legs, crunch into the ground and
Speaker 2: sand itself into nothing.
Speaker 3: Just slowed down just enough to where you'll be fine,
Speaker 3: just the s laughting and like, uh, here was another horse?
Speaker 3: What is the lit's max max horse? Let's see, I'm
Speaker 3: guessing like thirty five.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing two hundred an hour.
Speaker 3: Even though I'm guessing I'm guessing thirty max.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's here's a question, that's the speed of
Speaker 2: a horse. What do you think the fastest a horse
Speaker 2: has ever traveled at?
Speaker 3: That's a dumb question because the horse why you got
Speaker 3: knocked out of a car that was moving one time,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying, moving at like two.
Speaker 1: That's like a speedy tru There the forty four miles
Speaker 1: per hour forty four forty four fast horse ever calculated.
Speaker 1: That's current world record fastest horses approximately forty four miles.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: That horse doesn't even understand that he has that record,
Speaker 2: of course not. It's so sad, there's right, he doesn't
Speaker 2: even just like you're the best at something and it
Speaker 2: doesn't even occur to you.
Speaker 3: It's like never get recorded, like oh, this is technically
Speaker 3: the fastest jolk forever.
Speaker 2: It's like there's someone out there, Yeah, there is, there's
Speaker 2: someone out there with like the quickest come on record.
Speaker 2: There's someone out there with like we.
Speaker 1: Got thirty five, not forty for the bear, so but
Speaker 1: close enough.
Speaker 3: What's the average speed of a bear off a horse?
Speaker 3: Like on average usually twenty something? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that makes average speed average beat
Speaker 1: of a horse? I would say around twenty It makes
Speaker 1: sense average beat of a horse, doesn't it happen that
Speaker 1: like if they're lying down too long their fucking organs
Speaker 1: get tangled or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I read that a long time ago. Woweah
Speaker 1: damn remember adging averaging thirty miles an hours?
Speaker 3: Crazy as a human? Yes, because they are small. That's
Speaker 3: like that's terrified to be able to sight.
Speaker 1: You ever see like a human run like faster than
Speaker 1: like twenty five miles an hour. It's fucking like notice it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's weird because like a car, you don't
Speaker 1: think anything of it, but when it's a person, it
Speaker 1: looks fucking hilarious because it's just you know, your eyes
Speaker 1: are You're like, humans aren't supposed.
Speaker 2: To become immediately concerned safety.
Speaker 3: It's the idea because of like like leopards, right, or
Speaker 3: like cheetahs. Seeing a cheetah move forward when it's sprinting
Speaker 3: is insane because you feel like this is getting dragged forward,
Speaker 3: like someone sped up the camera on it a post
Speaker 3: like humans were not. Really we're not the biggest animals,
Speaker 3: so us moving that fast it's kind of freaky gorilla
Speaker 3: like moving at you and it's just like skipping frames
Speaker 3: because they're moving so quick. Let's say you're getting.
Speaker 1: Give me your home, right, I think you've be a
Speaker 1: gorilla and chess. I think maybe that'll probably get upset
Speaker 1: and just.
Speaker 2: Break that it doesn't understand what's happening, will be like
Speaker 2: I don't get this game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really likes you know, like the way it's arranged,
Speaker 1: and then you move something and it just gets mad
Speaker 1: and slaps.
Speaker 3: Your face off.
Speaker 1: I can see that happening, meet.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything that it could be the
Speaker 2: gorilla in uh maybe shooting.
Speaker 1: Maybe what if like, okay, so separate room PvP, you're
Speaker 1: playing some fucking Halo or something. I guess I think
Speaker 1: I would just through the fucking wall, grabs you, and
Speaker 1: it yakes you out like fucking Freddy Krueger in that
Speaker 1: first movie.
Speaker 2: But it drags the bitch, It grabs the three sixty,
Speaker 2: understands it as a weapon, and bashes my brains in
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: That's what will happen.
Speaker 2: Sculpts always gorilla always wins.
Speaker 3: Sculpt a figure of chief figure skating, ooh, grilla win.
Speaker 3: You can be a gorilla swimming. I've seen gorillas spin
Speaker 3: a lot. I don't know, man, you can't swim, that
Speaker 3: you're that bad at swimming.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, it's I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I have never paid. Can you consider yourself
Speaker 3: someone that can swim? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: So? No, I know I can swim. Can you swim?
Speaker 2: I can swim? What does that mean? Can you con
Speaker 2: I've The only contexts that I've swim in are situations
Speaker 2: where you really don't need to know how.
Speaker 3: To swim, Like like, if you go in the pool,
Speaker 3: can you can you, with not major effort get from
Speaker 3: one point to the pool, yes, and then to the
Speaker 3: back to the same point.
Speaker 2: Because anybody can do that. There are people who can swim,
Speaker 2: who can do that.
Speaker 1: I think they're just terrified and then they just somehow can't.
Speaker 1: I think that, in my opinion, that's all it is.
Speaker 3: I think most people can swim. It's kind of innate
Speaker 3: with us. Literally, I don't think so. I think the
Speaker 3: question convince themselves to swim as a thing, because here's
Speaker 3: the thing. I think the question can you swim? Is
Speaker 3: the question really is if you were dropped in the ocean,
Speaker 3: Oh no, most people can't swim.
Speaker 1: If you were dropped in the ocean.
Speaker 3: You can't the ocean?
Speaker 2: How could you regulated?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: Could you realistic?
Speaker 2: Could you effortlessly or not effortlessly, but like reasonably well?
Speaker 2: Could you regulate yourself to be as maximally efficient at
Speaker 2: getting from one point to another in like a situation
Speaker 2: where you're not in just a pool where you could
Speaker 2: kick off the ground like you're in deep water.
Speaker 3: If you were, if you were putting Olympic pool, would
Speaker 3: you be fine?
Speaker 2: I don't know how big, and I don't know how big.
Speaker 2: It's just the biggest thirteenth yeah, whatever, this is.
Speaker 3: The biggest pool. Fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the difference between nine or thirteen? Here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Swimming, there's nothing. If you asked me to swim from
Speaker 2: one end of a lake to the other, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you know that? You know that big gorge, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I could do that, You know that
Speaker 3: big gorge and Newpaulets where the cliff jumps are. No,
Speaker 3: I swim from one side of that to the other one.
Speaker 3: And it was maybe it was maybe like a little
Speaker 3: over a third of a mile. When I was in
Speaker 3: good shape, and I got out of the water, and
Speaker 3: I vomited so hard and I couldn't breathe, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is like real because I've never
Speaker 3: really swam before. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Nobody's crazy.
Speaker 3: Can you float? Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't float.
Speaker 3: But because i'm I'm because I'm bigger now, I can
Speaker 3: float very well when I was young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I just can't. I can't. I still can't.
Speaker 1: We got we gotta pull out our apartment. I still float. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't flow?
Speaker 3: Are you just muscle?
Speaker 1: I'm just I think it's I heard that it's about
Speaker 1: bound density.
Speaker 3: That is a part of it. To me, it's it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a science fucking like racist ship. No,
Speaker 1: not when you're when you're trying to float at all. No,
Speaker 1: it's just it just doesn't happen. So I have to
Speaker 1: kick my legs like a retard if I wanted to
Speaker 1: try to float. You know what I'm saying, I'm compellering
Speaker 1: my feet.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't just mean treading, because I can, I can
Speaker 3: just treading.
Speaker 1: No, I literally just can't. I can't float.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like even if I try to go on my back,
Speaker 1: I'll start like sinking. Oh really, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Can tread water pretty well.
Speaker 1: I did, But I know to swim easily, like the
Speaker 1: things you have to Swimming underwater is easy.
Speaker 3: It's very easy.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that I feel like anybody should be
Speaker 1: able to figure out to do because all you gotta
Speaker 1: do is just kick your legs and you'll start moving
Speaker 1: forward and then you can use a little bit extra
Speaker 1: or you can do this. It's above water where I
Speaker 1: feel like it gets tricky because then people that's where
Speaker 1: you need to learn, like have a class to how
Speaker 1: to breathe. So like say, if you're doing the you know,
Speaker 1: like you know when you're trading, that's not intuitive, like
Speaker 1: you need to learn how to do that.
Speaker 3: I guess swimming for me felt I learned how to
Speaker 3: swim later in my life. Granted I know how swim
Speaker 3: when I was gonna be like nine or.
Speaker 1: Ten, nineteen ten. You said later in your life, nine
Speaker 1: or ten, that's not later in your life.
Speaker 3: Well, that's like how to swim when they're just young already.
Speaker 3: What do you grandma? My grandma can't swim, but like
Speaker 3: my her kids and stuff like that, they were like
Speaker 3: little kids.
Speaker 1: Oh because they like this, So somebody taught them like
Speaker 1: as little kids out of.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, but they learned, but they learned how to
Speaker 3: do that younger. I learned how to do it later.
Speaker 1: I don't think I guess relative to that, but I
Speaker 1: think ten is like pretty it's probably average.
Speaker 2: Later in your life is a dumb way to describe later.
Speaker 3: Later.
Speaker 1: No, I just bed later.
Speaker 3: It would have been better. I learned how to swim
Speaker 3: a little later compared to.
Speaker 1: That's not even later. Like I thought you, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you learned in high school swim probably around seven eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2: That's pretty normal. Yeah, probably eight years old.
Speaker 3: That's what when when.
Speaker 1: You said later in life, I'm thinking, like, you're already
Speaker 1: got like care.
Speaker 3: Something, you know, Like I was a verg I.
Speaker 2: Was not a virgin by the time that I was
Speaker 2: envisioning what.
Speaker 3: Was because most people, I know, I learned how some
Speaker 3: way earlier. If they know how to swim. YEA, babies very.
Speaker 2: See of people dropping babies. That's crazy, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: What crazy is that it's supposed it's supposed to be fine,
Speaker 3: but it feels so brutal the way they.
Speaker 2: Just the thing they think about it is like you
Speaker 2: couldn't do that to me currently, as an adult and
Speaker 2: have me like be okay, yeah you couldn't.
Speaker 3: You couldn't throw me Definitely try.
Speaker 2: Underhanded into a pool and I'll be okay, I'd be
Speaker 2: very upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do that thing, Like I can't. I don't,
Speaker 1: like I can't.
Speaker 2: I need a like a one of those nose clips.
Speaker 2: I think I just inherently like breathe and I can't
Speaker 2: stop myself from like doing it.
Speaker 1: So I need a nose clip underwater. Yeah I can't.
Speaker 2: I can'tnot like I cannot inhale through my nose when
Speaker 2: I'm when I'm doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. So you just like like you don't
Speaker 1: hold your breath and then I do, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I do, but then I get in my
Speaker 2: head of it and then I start to freak out
Speaker 2: a little bit. Oh it's interesting that, Yeah, but like I
Speaker 2: need it's just like I can't.
Speaker 3: Because you're afraid of the water.
Speaker 2: I'm just well, I'm just aware that like I could
Speaker 2: drown right now.
Speaker 1: Well aware.
Speaker 3: I don't know. For me, it's like swimming was always
Speaker 3: just boring, so I didn't do it much, but but
Speaker 3: swimming was like it's it's felt second nature. Once I
Speaker 3: got it. Once I realized that, like you literally are
Speaker 3: pulling the water your body along water, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh this is pretty simple, and I got I got
Speaker 3: it down packed for the most part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's that's an interesting way.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is like I'm not you
Speaker 3: kick your feet and you kind of grab the water
Speaker 3: and yank behind you.
Speaker 1: The swimmings into it.
Speaker 2: If I just think, like certain the way that you
Speaker 2: have to breathe and the way that you have to
Speaker 2: I mean, the way that you have to not do
Speaker 2: the things that you're literally trained to do without thinking
Speaker 2: about like inhaling.
Speaker 1: I never thought I were breathing specifically.
Speaker 2: Like under specifically upside down you were like swim upside
Speaker 2: or like like you're on your back. No, just like
Speaker 2: even if just like swimming, if you like swim in
Speaker 2: verty you'r upside down and water like goes up in
Speaker 2: your fucking nose. I like, like if I'm diving, I
Speaker 2: don't know if you're diving or if at any point
Speaker 2: you're you're upside down in the upside down versus like
Speaker 2: so I'm going to standing down like ye desending.
Speaker 1: You knows just like the water.
Speaker 2: Just like fucking pools immediately it does. Yeah, it just
Speaker 2: like rushes up and I'm just like I can't I
Speaker 2: can't stop this.
Speaker 3: I think the point when you touch the water, you
Speaker 3: probably instinctively inhale a little bit and then water just
Speaker 3: shoot straight up your nose.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Maybe I never thought I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: an interesting uh, because we've ever been It makes me
Speaker 1: think of like what other people their experiences because uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's yeah, I never I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I've ever been hit by a wave and didn't know
Speaker 3: if you were an upright or not upright.
Speaker 1: And I'm a regular black man.
Speaker 3: I don't do that. Ship really, no, I've seen toot.
Speaker 3: There's too many people that have drowned.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not it's not most people, of course,
Speaker 1: but like I've seen enough stories of people getting caught
Speaker 1: and ship and just drowning.
Speaker 3: And be me. I don't like the ocean. I don't
Speaker 3: like swimming in the ocean. I've swam in the ocean
Speaker 3: before and I've hit this.
Speaker 1: Nigga's been hitt You're getting hit by ways, you know,
Speaker 1: like the ocean that seems insane.
Speaker 3: Before because I was if I'm if you're in like
Speaker 3: Puerto Rico, you know, like you go to the beach, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I go to the beach, but I just
Speaker 1: I go for like enough, I'm my cousin war is
Speaker 1: not submerged essentially a little bit doing having a ball.
Speaker 3: It's I that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean it's fine, like okay, funny fair. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I was I was way stupid.
Speaker 3: I didn't care.
Speaker 1: So we were boogie board, so we we catch waves
Speaker 1: on a booe board. I wouldn't surf board is fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: because boogie boards was safe. Essentially you weren't like standing
Speaker 1: and like you were just riding it. You know, you're
Speaker 1: you're literally just riding your you know. And then so
Speaker 1: that was I used to boogey board.
Speaker 4: I know a kid who died on a boogy board.
Speaker 4: That's crazy shot with the lifeguard just shot him. He
Speaker 4: was loking like a little fun. He thought it was
Speaker 4: a seal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, you thought it was a quail.
Speaker 3: There was a seal. He thought there was a quail
Speaker 3: on a boogiey board. What is that kid? If you
Speaker 3: thought it was.
Speaker 1: Crazy ship, I didn't realize I was a little boy.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, when I went to Mexico, used to be boy,
Speaker 3: sorry for going to get away that quail. He still
Speaker 3: like oil when I when I went to Mexico, we
Speaker 3: were we were in like obviously you were by the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: That's where water is like the prettiest ever, so into it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we were over there and I was swimming and
Speaker 3: like I got hit by a wave and I was like,
Speaker 3: am I up or down? And I was like, hm,
Speaker 3: let it's crazy And I was in the water for
Speaker 3: a little bit and I was like that was.
Speaker 1: A crazy face, like a completely different person. Yeah, was crazy,
Speaker 1: but he got scared different person.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I forget sometimes that I can't to my face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, forever, like the should go to the bar and
Speaker 1: just like show up like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I was ever a mask if I was
Speaker 2: ever a masked vigilante, yeah, and I got unmasked, I
Speaker 2: think I could get away with it, except for the.
Speaker 3: Part of being capture. You just look at them and
Speaker 3: you look like you look like an idiot woman. That
Speaker 3: would be awesome.
Speaker 1: It's like you have a completely you have a completely
Speaker 1: different nose now and then and you also like you
Speaker 1: see that's that's what you If you're walking anywhere, you
Speaker 1: should do that.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna talk to you.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna talk to you.
Speaker 3: Mister asking for the time. And they're like if they
Speaker 3: like crazy see you, they screamed. They don't even run away,
Speaker 3: they just walk off a trail of piss and they're
Speaker 3: fucking frightened. Like what was that about.
Speaker 2: Guys, don't give him any fries if he comes in here,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: There was a couple of guys there. A guy wanted
Speaker 1: to buy my Recee's peanut butter cup. I took it
Speaker 1: with me on the first time on the train, and
Speaker 1: I didn't eat it, just a singular sorry know this
Speaker 1: is the package. Yeah that's I just meant the one
Speaker 1: candy bar or whatever the package that crazy. I'll give
Speaker 1: you reason. He actually offered me two bucks, and I
Speaker 1: was like just I was like, bro, just take it,
Speaker 1: like you know. But like he was a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: But before he talked to me, this motherfucker like just sunburnt.
Speaker 1: His fucking teeth are just hanging out, He's like, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was kind of like that guy fucking don't.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like if are you describing it?
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's he sounds like he looks like one
Speaker 2: of those you know, there's still frames with SpongeBob where
Speaker 2: they paint a lot of detail onto it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I think it would
Speaker 1: have been inspired, that that would have been an inspiration
Speaker 1: to do something. But then he turned out like he
Speaker 1: was a very nice guy, you know, but he just
Speaker 1: looks crazy, especially his mouth. Your mouth hanging open the
Speaker 1: entire time is such an unfortunate thing, because unfortunate this
Speaker 1: makes you look crazy. Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 3: What happened to him? What was his story?
Speaker 1: I didn't find out. I didn't hang around to find out,
Speaker 1: but I gave him the thing. He's very appreciative, said bye,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I hope I never see him again.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have given him shit. I'm like, fuck you,
Speaker 3: and I don't walk.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: How badly do you need?
Speaker 1: And then he's like I was testing you and then
Speaker 1: he fucking takes you down to some abyss, you know,
Speaker 1: and like fucking wraps you up and tortures.
Speaker 3: You'll be fine. I'm like, are you still I shouldn't
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: He he like he makes he makes so he he uh,
Speaker 1: he has like vortexes like portals, and he pulls you
Speaker 1: into his you know, his abyss and then he tortures
Speaker 1: you with Basically he lives with the Are you where
Speaker 1: of the Four Kings and Dark Souls? No, so that's
Speaker 1: basically where he lives. He lives in is so stupid
Speaker 1: new New Londo that got drowned and sunk right and
Speaker 1: then you you you you take off the water. You
Speaker 1: can finally go there and there's all these rats and ship.
Speaker 1: You go in there, there's an abyss where you fight
Speaker 1: the four fucking Kings. Retarded boss. That's where this guy is.
Speaker 1: He actually he kind of looked like, you know, he
Speaker 1: look the four Kings and.
Speaker 3: I would getting taken into the abyss and throw it.
Speaker 3: So he still doesn't get.
Speaker 1: Even he still like he's like looking up you really
Speaker 1: throw it? Still like yeah, I did, fuck you, I
Speaker 1: don't care if I get hurt down here torturing you.
Speaker 1: You're laughing, you stay resolutely, stay already, I will look.
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Speaker 2: That has become a favorite whitest kids, you know, sketch ever,
Speaker 2: the Silver Titan, let's.
Speaker 3: See, at least are the Tard Titan.
Speaker 1: I was like, the Tard, well, they have you seen
Speaker 1: some of the the aboriginals, like there would be the
Speaker 1: abnormals Aboriginals what they say that the abnormals they're like
Speaker 1: running And I was like, that's not an accident. That's
Speaker 1: not an accident. That they're the attack on Titan. They
Speaker 1: have the normal Titans and they have these abnormal right,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I said that they don't have any black I didn't
Speaker 1: catch I would say it was that you said that
Speaker 1: there's no Negro Titans. Oh my god, Australian Negro Titans. No,
Speaker 1: but they have the abnormal ones that run and they're
Speaker 1: like they're all silly and they're clearly retarded. And I
Speaker 1: was like, why did they do that I love. I
Speaker 1: love the people are scary.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of killing the Titans. I thought
Speaker 3: that was really funny, just murdering the Titans.
Speaker 1: Would you join the Survey court to kill some titans? Fuck?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Would you join the military police to like regulate niggas? No?
Speaker 1: I would join ICE?
Speaker 3: I would I would? Okay, well, well, actually.
Speaker 1: I get to be doctor Philiel.
Speaker 3: I like that if I saw that join Ice.
Speaker 2: Doctor phil joined Ice. He went, he was hanging out,
Speaker 2: he tagged along on the raids and he was on
Speaker 2: Bill Maher and he was like, oh dumb. And I
Speaker 2: think Bill Barer was like, why are you doing it?
Speaker 2: If you don't Well, it was a whole fucking thing
Speaker 2: where like he was saying, it's not separating family. He's like,
Speaker 2: if if if a criminal, if a if like a
Speaker 2: person who's guilty of a crime gets separated from the family,
Speaker 2: do we think that that is separating people from their families?
Speaker 1: Like, if you don't like it, change the law. I'm
Speaker 1: not out there because I like it, change the law.
Speaker 2: But he's like, he's, of course you are, because like
Speaker 2: why would you be out if you didn't like it?
Speaker 1: So insane, Bill just In the most effortlessly way. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you don't like it, why are you going like
Speaker 1: the crowd like they're like, yeah. The one time I've
Speaker 1: seen billmar and not be a retard is.
Speaker 3: I think is famously stupid, of course, but.
Speaker 1: He especially late in the last like ten plus years,
Speaker 1: last ten plus years, he's lost his fucking mind. He
Speaker 1: I think he just wanted money. He's old and if
Speaker 1: you if you be saying sinner right, is gonna get
Speaker 1: you a hell of a lot more money than.
Speaker 2: Being Everybody thinks I'm straight, but I'm not.
Speaker 3: I am listen, I'm yeah.
Speaker 2: I hate that, like a little so pretentious.
Speaker 1: Is That's what I've never liked that about him, because
Speaker 1: he's always been like that. Of course, he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I think I know better than you, Ben Affleck, Muslims
Speaker 1: should die.
Speaker 3: And Ben Afflete was like it's racist. You're racist. He's like,
Speaker 3: you're gay. That that never made me so mad, because
Speaker 3: it's like better that fact. This has a very reasonable stand.
Speaker 3: And Bill Maher is like Ben Affleck that Ben.
Speaker 1: Hard is in the right place. But it's just the
Speaker 1: way that it's classified. I think it's incorrect, where it's
Speaker 1: like it's racist, and I'm like, you need to understand
Speaker 1: he's he's criticizing Islam.
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean he's being like it's doesn't mean that
Speaker 3: are also the problem is that those come hand in hand.
Speaker 2: But yes, I agree, Yeah, it was a frustrating video
Speaker 2: to watch because I remember being like, we can't if
Speaker 2: we can't criticize the religion, that's so clearly like what
Speaker 2: are we doing? Like this is insane.
Speaker 1: I feel like if we want to shut people up
Speaker 1: to not and then just criticize it from the Southeast
Speaker 1: Asian perspective because they're all they're all Muslim too, so
Speaker 1: if you criticize them because people are usually always seeing
Speaker 1: like the Middle Easter and the Arabs, so then that's
Speaker 1: so I feel like it would it would help Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1: People like Ben Affleck understand that we're criticizing Islam because
Speaker 1: they're wilding out in Southeast asi to too.
Speaker 3: Oh here's this Muslim.
Speaker 1: Woman that probably literally a scar fell off a little
Speaker 1: bit and they lasted or like seventy times type shit.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The problem is that he was like, it would be
Speaker 2: a reasonable I think the people he was talking to
Speaker 2: don't match the way that he got upset, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, because he got upset for the right reasons,
Speaker 2: but like as if he was talking to like Bill
Speaker 2: O'Reilly or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like.
Speaker 2: Sam Harris is not Sam Harris is not Like Sam
Speaker 2: Harris is not out there being like Arabs need to die,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like it's just the wrong
Speaker 2: group of people to have that.
Speaker 1: And I don't know what he's been up to lately though,
Speaker 1: because I feel I think he's like he's kind of
Speaker 1: been downplaying what's happening. Uh, what Israel has been doing?
Speaker 3: Cool? No, Sam, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't kept up with him. Sam probably well well
Speaker 1: well to be actually, I think he doesn't like those people.
Speaker 3: Hearing hearing I think.
Speaker 2: I think I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know the Bradley Martin thing because I hate
Speaker 3: Bradley Martin too, but like, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Bradley the least here a cold play. Yeah wait, don't
Speaker 1: say that, Chris Martin. It's unfortunately because unfortunately Bradley Martin
Speaker 1: he's a giant buff the bodybuilder idiot that keeps trying
Speaker 1: to fight and makes martial artists.
Speaker 3: And it's like dude, he's gonna get yourself up from
Speaker 3: giant balld the idiot.
Speaker 1: Have you been watching partial arts?
Speaker 3: Know?
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? It's like martial arts with
Speaker 1: people with no arms.
Speaker 3: I'm not, no, I'm not gonna watch that. That's so
Speaker 3: why even for me, I'm like, what's the what am
Speaker 3: I gonna see that?
Speaker 1: I hate seeing. I just saw one of the guys
Speaker 1: he's in one championship.
Speaker 3: That it was this kicking. He's a real guy.
Speaker 1: One championship and he has the partial arm, like you say,
Speaker 1: and he hit the thing that that checks your pounder
Speaker 1: pressure and it just I just I had to click
Speaker 1: off of it just wasn't impressive. It was, it was
Speaker 1: very impressive. Thousands of pasts, it was very impressive. But
Speaker 1: it's also I just like I hate I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: there's something about it that's amazing. I'm it's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's me. It's a me issue because it's like it's
Speaker 1: like watching it.
Speaker 2: You know, things have silent hill too, which one the
Speaker 2: main creatures, and like, never mind, let's for me.
Speaker 3: For me, it's for me, it's for anything other than
Speaker 3: to be like that person.
Speaker 1: Has one arm or like no I mean it's interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: It's just interesting.
Speaker 3: It will die.
Speaker 1: Rather watch I'm all that's crazy. Rather watch people die.
Speaker 3: Like there's one with some people broke into a house
Speaker 3: and it was like booby trapped, so they kicked the
Speaker 3: house open and they went in and then there's a
Speaker 3: wraith of flames came out like like I will see
Speaker 3: a fire came out of the house.
Speaker 2: Like the Armless Armless. Everybody look at partial Arts. It's
Speaker 2: cool whatever, Like.
Speaker 1: If it's it, is it because it's not. It's it's
Speaker 1: definitely like a mockery, except it's called partial Arts.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's clever.
Speaker 1: It's it's like branding. It's not. It's not a real like.
Speaker 3: You know he said it's branding. You talked about me.
Speaker 3: You're literally it's like Lily. Lily watches this thing where
Speaker 3: these two fat girls fight each other over food, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, Lily, this is so demonic, Like it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't think I genuinely.
Speaker 2: Don't think you can compare fat people fighting over can
Speaker 2: I see, like, aremless people fighting to watching people perish.
Speaker 3: I'm not killing them.
Speaker 1: I'm not fighting the partial arts. Yeah, do you know
Speaker 1: what that is? Can I see it?
Speaker 3: I've said it to you.
Speaker 1: I want to It's really fucking that sounds awesome.
Speaker 3: It's really fucking Crazy'm like, Lily, why Watch's like it's
Speaker 3: so interesting because they're rabbid And I'm like, little you're fat,
Speaker 3: you're selling like, yeah, but these are monsters. But these
Speaker 3: are monster that's crazy, that's great. I want to see
Speaker 3: that next time you got to come over. I want
Speaker 3: to put it on the screen on the TV. You
Speaker 3: guys a gotta be so disappointed, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I want to see, you know, and you know
Speaker 2: me really interesting like a dual cam like multiicamp setup
Speaker 2: of just two fights happening to really mal people who
Speaker 2: haven't eaten in a long time fighting over food and
Speaker 2: then two really fat people fighting over food.
Speaker 1: So you see, like what like what what? What is more?
Speaker 2: What is a more effective driver like greed or survival?
Speaker 1: Well, here's that feels sick.
Speaker 3: It that feels sick.
Speaker 2: Let's fund it. Everybody donated to the Patreon. We can
Speaker 2: get this short of we're gonna pitch it to.
Speaker 1: We say we're gonna we swear we're gonna spend it
Speaker 1: on that and not ourselves.
Speaker 3: Not on hookers, not on hooker, not on the hookers
Speaker 3: that we beat up. You see hooker to beat her up.
Speaker 1: Uh, well you can do the the dominate.
Speaker 3: Well, you can get beaten up about you'll get beaten up.
Speaker 3: I'm like, put the gloves on. I mean, you're going
Speaker 3: to put the close right now. You give us cooker
Speaker 3: boxing gloves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you just go to go to Union station.
Speaker 1: You'll find someone who will be willing to do it
Speaker 1: if you go there, you freaking hey, you go there.
Speaker 1: I just want to throw some haymakers on you.
Speaker 3: How much you trained for seven months and then you
Speaker 3: go to the nearest preschool you throw our kids?
Speaker 1: What do you mean pre school?
Speaker 2: That's crazy boxing a child.
Speaker 1: As soon as you show up, he's gotta be in
Speaker 1: lo You're gonna be in boxing trunks.
Speaker 3: Immediately. The cops are going to show up. You are registering.
Speaker 3: Cops are starting to getting there and they're like, no, wait,
Speaker 3: let let me fight pan out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, maybe the ice age ice ages will show
Speaker 1: up because the cops are probably gonna be fired because.
Speaker 2: Then you'll look out and get the Uvaldi cops.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, do it in Uvalde Texas. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds crazy, but I have this PASTRAMI that's
Speaker 1: a getting a little cold.
Speaker 3: We're a pussy, so we're.
Speaker 1: Actually they might actually find them. Way they actually have
Speaker 1: I like fucking bleeding blood and there's.
Speaker 3: Like a saber to x men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they rare rare. That ship is fucking funny, insane. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we never got to this question.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like more like a request.
Speaker 2: The Silver Enforcer Herald of Gus like this frame road
Speaker 2: and he says, first of all, i'd like to hear
Speaker 2: Chris say your plan is marked for death by stopo.
Speaker 2: Frigg listen, you're just asking me to say things. This
Speaker 2: is actually a question.
Speaker 3: No, it's just a request.
Speaker 1: No, it's a request. I guess. I guess that is
Speaker 1: a submission. Y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, plane, it's bucks for destruction.
Speaker 1: Well, I herald your end.
Speaker 3: I herald lo spoios and monos. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like like the contrast would be like
Speaker 1: he fly, you know, because he can fly through space,
Speaker 1: but he speaks like that.
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: You know, what's what I got to tell you? What
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. No, never mind, I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: write this, God damn it.
Speaker 2: All right, it's well you will you will you remember
Speaker 2: to edit this out if I if I tell you now,
Speaker 2: just tell me after Okay, No, no, no, it's just
Speaker 2: it's something cool.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like get anybody's homes up, right,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah whatever, yeah, after the show, whatever, people
Speaker 1: get in what the fuck? You shouldn't get mad because
Speaker 1: you're lucky that you even have what It just looks
Speaker 1: crazy from my perspective, and.
Speaker 2: Literally just pulled the ship out of your crotch. I
Speaker 2: did not see the bag like there's there's there's no
Speaker 2: establishing out of the bag.
Speaker 1: So I uh, I ran out of zip blocks and
Speaker 1: there's plenty of room in my crotch because I have
Speaker 1: a small dick. I see, yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Hey, what about place? Is my penis is so small
Speaker 3: that you first of all, you have chips down there.
Speaker 3: That's not a lot of real estate to store several chips.
Speaker 1: Listen, if you stack them like pringles, there's plenty of
Speaker 1: fucking real estate.
Speaker 3: And you're walking around a man.
Speaker 2: It's isn't it cool that like pringles aren't technically potato chips.
Speaker 2: They gotta be classified as like crisps or something because
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 3: Is that what it's?
Speaker 1: Is that the thing? Yeah? Is it not? Like when
Speaker 1: you read the ingredients, is it says like put ato
Speaker 1: that the like change the name of it. It's a
Speaker 1: potato light or something.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You're right there, budd, you're meditating.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just trying not to cry. You know that.
Speaker 1: You don't know that you don't want crotch chips.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really sure. I'm really okay. These are really good. Actually,
Speaker 3: that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Sour cream and onion chips from a target. Actually, the
Speaker 1: flavor is immaculate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, try to smeg my camerameo once.
Speaker 1: That's that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, freak, he's gonna go in the lab
Speaker 3: and do it now, turn on my music.
Speaker 1: Man, No, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: He's having an Iron Man scene. He's but.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker, this motherfucker is like fucking yeah. I hate that.
Speaker 1: Si sounds like gremlins being like molested. I hate him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, alright, alright, becoming unlistenable.
Speaker 1: Let's fix this copyright. Copyright because like you sound way
Speaker 1: too much like it. But it's like what they made
Speaker 1: me take my gay cover down? I even repealed. They're like, no, no,
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody probably from there.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, kid, I can't step silver surf
Speaker 3: and got a silver server Walter that seems so much
Speaker 3: in the movie is actually really cool.
Speaker 1: It's coal the silver horror prefer Wow, I got nothing.
Speaker 1: That was the worst one I've heard ever?
Speaker 3: Is this Shilah? I got ever?
Speaker 1: I got Jesus Christ duck back sic Corona.
Speaker 2: He says, hello, short short word, uh Patrick and Larry's
Speaker 2: body and son of miss missus Puff or mister Puff.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why you would say, mister puff,
Speaker 2: there is a business puff to day.
Speaker 3: Your taste buds just woke up intense. Damn it's good man,
Speaker 3: it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Uh you taste the Target ones? Man, they're fucking delicious.
Speaker 1: What these are from Target? The market pantry ones or
Speaker 1: whatever the fun they call? Uh so cream and chatter
Speaker 1: m it's fucking.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: That sounds a bit that I haven't had anything today. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't want that to be my first. This was
Speaker 2: my first thing that seems like a lot. It lit
Speaker 2: me up, man, it was good anyway, he says. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to share with you a clip of Gilbert
Speaker 2: got for doing racist jokes to a klansman. I found
Speaker 2: on I g reels.
Speaker 3: What Gilbert Godfrey racist? Clean?
Speaker 1: I've never I don't know what is this?
Speaker 3: Was it on Howard Stern show?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I feel like it was on
Speaker 1: Howard st Can I possibly answer that I know.
Speaker 3: A lot about racism, so I'm pretty sure I saw.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to look for this?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Why you I'm a racist?
Speaker 3: I think black? I'm actually how the yagle the bird
Speaker 3: squawk Nigga.
Speaker 1: Yaga was definitely a racist. That's I mean.
Speaker 3: The ja'far is so that's yago is. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Jafar is more of a supremacist.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean what kind of supremacists? I don't know,
Speaker 1: like whatever he is or or sorcery of supremacist?
Speaker 3: Well what is whatever? Identify?
Speaker 1: You ever see the move another move?
Speaker 3: The Aladdin sequels, you know, I've seen. I've only seen
Speaker 3: the third one once because I didn't like it, and the.
Speaker 2: Third one prind of these were what is the end
Speaker 2: of it? As too far as cousin. You close.
Speaker 3: No, that's crazy, that's crazy. No, you mean it lay close.
Speaker 3: That's I'm so bad. I can't laugh at it. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, what is fucking.
Speaker 1: Hank Casting? And the guy that voices Homer Simpson hank Cast?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can never say his name. Just that was the
Speaker 2: first time I said it correctly.
Speaker 3: Absolutely nailed it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's he takes over Rob Williams because uh,
Speaker 1: Robin already told him, like, I'm gonna kill my go
Speaker 1: myself in fifteen years.
Speaker 3: I need you to do it. You need to do it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't understand that it's not Homer Simpson.
Speaker 1: He's so cooked out of his mind. Please take my
Speaker 1: job job.
Speaker 3: It was weird.
Speaker 1: I remember watching the Return of the far I was like,
Speaker 1: the fuck is this Homer so clearly here his boys, No,
Speaker 1: I'm home. Oh my goodness, you have never had a
Speaker 1: friend liked muche. It's like Princess Jasmine Borge.
Speaker 2: I just can't get out of there, can't get in
Speaker 2: the character at all. They they edited in the names
Speaker 2: of the real characters with like those old Texas speech.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Princess Jasmine, what is your wish, Aladdin. I want
Speaker 1: to watch the fun What is your wish, Aladdin?
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to do.
Speaker 2: I always want to do like a fucking like a
Speaker 2: dub of something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me and me and me, J and Paul used
Speaker 2: to talk about like doing an entirely like a read
Speaker 2: dub of Spider Man two where everybody's just Southern.
Speaker 1: The entire time. Arthur Morgan, Oh, Arthur Morgan, voices of voices? Uh,
Speaker 1: Toldy Maguire, Peter Parker be great. Yeah, that actually would
Speaker 1: be really fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do it.
Speaker 1: It'd be fun to do get him to get him
Speaker 1: Spider Man two, any of them.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think the first one actually would be better
Speaker 2: because there's so many like lines that you could Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Do you know how much job sacrificed? That's great?
Speaker 1: I built this company?
Speaker 3: Do it is?
Speaker 1: John Marston? Oh? Uh, same line, same line?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I don't remember what I just said.
Speaker 1: Do you know how much I sacrifice it?
Speaker 2: I was getting ready for something else that I was preparing,
Speaker 2: so like I deleted it.
Speaker 3: Whoops. Do you know about job sacrifice? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: He's not always yelling, but I can't make I can't
Speaker 3: think of his voice not yelling.
Speaker 1: Imagine him whispering exactly what you can't what whispering back.
Speaker 1: That's why I being the hero is a fool's choice.
Speaker 2: You never know when some lunatic will come with a
Speaker 2: sadistic choice.
Speaker 1: The entire movie just you look at in there.
Speaker 3: He's making scenes longer than they should. It's funking. This
Speaker 3: next scene is gone, but it's.
Speaker 1: It's already serious. I'm so serious that I want to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: That's it's already around, Gobby, out of your mind. They're
Speaker 3: already having a fight. They're starting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Duran, you just.
Speaker 3: Hear like, yeah, that'd be pretty good.
Speaker 1: My sister slash wife's gonna love that. My sister slash wife.
Speaker 2: Enigma Feenish ship, Feinnish ship.
Speaker 1: That was one of the ones. Crack this up, Fannish shit.
Speaker 2: I better be a hit in fucking out in Alabama.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll love it.
Speaker 1: Finally, Representsian.
Speaker 3: I can understand what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Finally, I never understood that yank speeding. I don't need
Speaker 1: no fucking subtitles, even though I couldn't use them. Anymore.
Speaker 3: I couldn't read.
Speaker 1: They liked they re.
Speaker 2: Dub you know, like sometimes like they'll talk about like
Speaker 2: all my favorite food is like something American, even though
Speaker 2: in the original it's like Japanese. It'll be like, uh,
Speaker 2: just pretend like it's not even in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like this takes away said like fucking don't know Little Rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell hero, spider Man, the hero, little Rock. I
Speaker 3: love these big buildings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love yeah, yeah, I love web slinging on
Speaker 1: these these fucking shocks.
Speaker 2: Webs websway through Arkansas and he lashes out of the
Speaker 2: black guy on a tree.
Speaker 3: Body that's crazy.
Speaker 1: He's a spider Man's like, oh, I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 3: I can't every Weben's every crazy.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Oh my god. He's just crying the whole time.
Speaker 3: He just wants to not be there. That's all. He
Speaker 3: wants to not be where he is. Get it?
Speaker 2: How did I get to? I woke up and I
Speaker 2: went to Ben Queens and woke up Arkansas. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: spider Man.
Speaker 3: It's a night. How you spott Man? You enjoy the
Speaker 3: ornaments And He's like, you're enjoying the ornaments?
Speaker 2: Oh god, and nig Mackee we wrote in I don't
Speaker 2: even know if we I don't even know what the
Speaker 2: question was previously, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Nigma Kee we wrote in.
Speaker 2: Hello, the one hello, the one there, the one over there,
Speaker 2: the one over the one over here. I read my
Speaker 2: favorite Futurama joke when when the was it the the
Speaker 2: Italian robots are coined to bender right right hey over
Speaker 2: there and he looks away and he's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I mean over here. I forgot where I was.
Speaker 1: That is the best joke.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 3: Just a passive joke like that.
Speaker 1: Was to catch it.
Speaker 3: The first time you hear it was like, over there,
Speaker 3: you look. It's so good.
Speaker 2: It might be the best joke I've ever seen in
Speaker 2: like any animated show. It's like easily my favorite one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cracks you have.
Speaker 1: Every time I hear it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he goes, I nave Kee rights and he says,
Speaker 2: what's a mundane scene from a show, movie, or game
Speaker 2: that most may forget but stuck with you. Although there
Speaker 2: are countless memorable moments in Breaking Bad and Medicals, all
Speaker 2: the exchange between the gun salesman and Mike just hits different.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I forget I don't even I just
Speaker 2: saw Breaking Bad.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Even though it's never stated, you know, for the fact
Speaker 2: they both might have participated in the Vietnam War specifically.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see, Oh I do remember this a
Speaker 1: mundane scene from a show, movie or a game.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if this counts. But there's a
Speaker 2: scene in Scott Pilgrim with Chris Evans.
Speaker 1: Do you know, uh, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2: Chris Evans shows him on set and I don't even
Speaker 2: really know what this is supposed to mean or like
Speaker 2: what the joke is.
Speaker 3: I know what it is, you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It sticks out to me because he's like he beats
Speaker 2: up Scott or he sticks his stuntman on Scott.
Speaker 1: Then he walks away and he checks his phone. He goes,
Speaker 1: that's actually hilarious. You never know what it is, like
Speaker 1: it has no bearing on anything, and I just like
Speaker 1: that sticks with me still to this day.
Speaker 3: His buddy, that's.
Speaker 1: It's actually hilarious.
Speaker 3: He's doing it Likeckhead makes it funny.
Speaker 1: He's doing it like a.
Speaker 2: Late two thousands video game village. Yeah, Like it's like
Speaker 2: it's no I know I understand, but like it's it's
Speaker 2: a perfect like that's actually hilarious.
Speaker 3: I do it. Yeah, that's a good one. I think
Speaker 3: he's my I think he's the funniest X on all
Speaker 3: of them, I think, and he's well the most personality.
Speaker 3: I want. I guess technic of the exes in that movie,
Speaker 3: I guess the brown one has more personality, but he's
Speaker 3: just like more annoying. The pirate, the brown one, the
Speaker 3: last X, the one but the final him knives and
Speaker 3: what you called herman have to fight it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Jason Schwartzman. Yeah, well you're saying he's not
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 2: Are you're talking about No, You're no, you're literally about
Speaker 2: the right. He's talking about the pirates at the beginning,
Speaker 2: he's like the first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when he fights him at the at the show,
Speaker 1: at the show, the Battle of the Band, he.
Speaker 2: Is the Demon ladies. He summons the Demon girls.
Speaker 1: And then it was like he's like, why why you
Speaker 1: dressed like a pirate or something. He's like, pirates are
Speaker 1: in this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he has a dance number, the Blast.
Speaker 1: Jason Schwartzman, I thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with this big ass nose, come on man. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to to that part.
Speaker 1: He's a royal tenem bombs, oh he is, yeah, which
Speaker 1: Jojo just watched that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what, love that movie.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him. Yeah, I'm just like aware of it,
Speaker 1: you know either.
Speaker 3: But also all my friends were fucking Wes Anderson, motherfuckers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's she's a love, she's a fucking friend. She loved
Speaker 3: Wes Anderson.
Speaker 1: But big things, Okay.
Speaker 2: I saw that last one, which one the most recent one.
Speaker 1: That was kind of like, yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 1: I like that I look at better than the Astro
Speaker 1: Astro City.
Speaker 3: Pretty good, but it was also kind of like it
Speaker 3: was just taking lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it again. I don't know if like
Speaker 1: maybe it's this style that's kind of like weird, dude.
Speaker 3: I love I love Island, I love I love dogs.
Speaker 3: I love Rotten of Bombs, I love.
Speaker 1: I Love I love dogs. Fucking idiot, I love dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh I got it anywayhead for me. They're the scene
Speaker 3: in Atlanta that's really funny where it's like his little
Speaker 3: kid's playing this video game with another kid and the
Speaker 3: kid is crying and he's like, I'm bruising this boy,
Speaker 3: and he's like, dang, and I've seen later comes down
Speaker 3: where Darius comes over looks at the TV and it's like, man,
Speaker 3: he's really bruising kid. And that seat sticks to me
Speaker 3: so much because it's just like it's just like he's clear,
Speaker 3: he really is whooping that kids out of the kid
Speaker 3: is playing against me crying, He's like holding con cry
Speaker 3: against it. I'm like this scene is so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: And then me and my friend Ben quoted all the
Speaker 3: time whenever playing something. It's like, damn, bruising this guy?
Speaker 3: What a shame? You know that movie?
Speaker 1: Ah fuck?
Speaker 3: Uh Grandma's Boy.
Speaker 1: That movie Grandma's Boy, it's like the very beginning they're
Speaker 1: they're playing like fight night or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: On and uh the main character's friend that's in every
Speaker 1: Adam Sanda movie, you know, like he's like a water boy, Like, ha,
Speaker 1: what's rop on?
Speaker 3: That guy?
Speaker 1: He just makes a comment like it shows the ring girl,
Speaker 1: it's all fucked up graphics, but he just makes a
Speaker 1: quick little comments like oh look at that ass. And
Speaker 1: it's just like it's so like it sounds so genuine
Speaker 1: and it's so like even in that day, like that
Speaker 1: ship wasn't hot to be like like and it was nineties,
Speaker 1: was like I'm a kid seeing Laura Craft was cool.
Speaker 1: But then once you get after that, and I think
Speaker 1: that's why you even put that in there. It's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: look that ass and it's just quick little pastor they
Speaker 1: don't focus on it, and for some reason that just
Speaker 1: I guess, like just make a purple like that.
Speaker 3: It's just it is beautiful, like, yeah, a video game.
Speaker 2: And to be fair, I guess, like what we're describing
Speaker 2: our necessary scenes so much as they are, they're like,
Speaker 2: you know, moments because like the that's got prokeram things
Speaker 2: like a larger scene and the same thing with that
Speaker 2: and the same thing of what you're talking about, but
Speaker 2: like these are the things.
Speaker 1: That come into mind. That's actually hilarious.
Speaker 3: There's a scene there's a scene from the New Alien Show.
Speaker 3: When that came out, Oh my god, did you watch it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't see it, but I saw I saw a
Speaker 2: screenshot circling aro on Twitter that said it's from the
Speaker 2: New Alien Show Alien Earth, which is like I guess
Speaker 2: was originally supposed to be a movie, but I.
Speaker 1: Think they made it into it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened with but I like, whatever
Speaker 2: I heard, it's kind of good, but like I don't
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about it. But like I saw
Speaker 2: a screenshot of that show, and it's like, this is
Speaker 2: a real scene from this is a real screenshot from
Speaker 2: a real scene from Alien Earth, and it's like some
Speaker 2: lady main character and then like superimposed like a really
Speaker 2: like faint image of Sid from Ice Age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I saw that. I didn't think it was
Speaker 3: that a moment. There's a moment watching Ice Age. It's
Speaker 3: a process. It's a moment that reflects back on like
Speaker 3: her pass or some ship. But it's really funny. There's
Speaker 3: one ridiculous moment. Yeah, yeah, there's one real moment where
Speaker 3: some guy like a ship crashes obviously containing the fucking xenomorphs,
Speaker 3: and one guy's walking and a cinder block like a
Speaker 3: piece of building falls on him and the way the
Speaker 3: guy bounce it up off the ground, And Lily was like,
Speaker 3: did you see that guy get hit with a piece
Speaker 3: of the building And I was like, no, I didn't,
Speaker 3: And it's the scene is so fast. It's it's like
Speaker 3: he's standing up and then instantly concrete flattened him to
Speaker 3: the floor. And I was like, this is craze and
Speaker 3: everybody just kind of walking by because that universe is
Speaker 3: obviously like fucking the end of capitalism, so no one
Speaker 3: gives a fuck about people effectively, And I'm like, they
Speaker 3: just walk past that die. I'm like, that guy is flat.
Speaker 3: No one's even like, hey, it's cleaning up. That show
Speaker 3: is pretty cool?
Speaker 1: Is really really really sit even on Hulu, I don't have.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for the new Predace. Watch that she
Speaker 1: looks cool, sap, I'm excited a lot of it. Keeps
Speaker 1: his helmet on, he looks dumb. I love terrible design,
Speaker 1: really faces. Well then then the new the new the
Speaker 1: new one looks I don't like how I like.
Speaker 3: I like he keeps his fucking you like the new one?
Speaker 3: Like thee of them?
Speaker 1: I think they just I don't think you've seen the
Speaker 1: new one. You keep seeing the design of them. I
Speaker 1: don't think you've seen like the main fuck the.
Speaker 3: Lights, the light greenish one with the fucking.
Speaker 1: Does do they like the Canari now or what is it?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 2: The is that what they are the from Dragon Age?
Speaker 1: The big headed freak is not that bad?
Speaker 3: They should be that they should feel like Mega mine
Speaker 3: now and does it look that bad.
Speaker 1: It just looks goofy comparatively, that's all.
Speaker 3: It's just compared to the original ones, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the whole idea is just kind of like
Speaker 1: anyone else Master achieved and it doesn't matter. Keep your
Speaker 1: home on, Yeah, keep your I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like I like the mass and think it looks cool.
Speaker 3: You're gay. I just want to say that that's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to want to say that.
Speaker 2: I like them, all right, Yeah, kind.
Speaker 3: Of us are more literally both of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're more like kind of effusion. But cherry
Speaker 2: cherry Roosevelt fat lard eats eating spaghetti just.
Speaker 1: Looks more human. I know, I get that reference human
Speaker 1: like proportionally, and it's just I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Keep your hold on. I like him.
Speaker 1: They give him a.
Speaker 3: Soft little face.
Speaker 1: They gave him what is it, a turkey neck, and
Speaker 1: I like cool. You never like remember they humanized that
Speaker 1: ape from uh what was it, what's his name? Uh,
Speaker 1: that weird guy that made a Night before Christmas Tim Burton,
Speaker 1: Tim Burton, tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Michael Jackson Ape. Yeah, gave.
Speaker 1: They gave her like plucked eye brows and ship and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy. This is anybody gonna
Speaker 1: say that? She obviously looks like Michael Jackson, Like, is
Speaker 1: anybody gonna on set be like, no, we can't do this.
Speaker 1: Apparently not fucking Mark mack Wahburg. I think I think
Speaker 1: it was that. Yeah, He's like, what's so fucking Michael Jackson?
Speaker 3: I wish you he's an age looking ape, but he
Speaker 3: like the ape. It's an ape, so it's as strong
Speaker 3: as an apeist. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Mike Wahlberg has an automatic critic against He's doing his monologue.
Speaker 1: He was about to fuck that Michael Jackson ape, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden he sees the Asian ape
Speaker 1: in the background. He just fucking beats the pit and
Speaker 1: then credits. He absolutely loses it. What the fuck? This
Speaker 1: is earth Mass? They blew it up?
Speaker 3: In What's All My Price?
Speaker 2: His Hello, Metal punk and hip hop quick hypothetical for
Speaker 2: the show, the three of you are tasked together with
Speaker 2: robbing Kevin McAllister without dying.
Speaker 3: We're cooked.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be difficult.
Speaker 2: Uh, This wouldn't difficult, by the way, because I depends.
Speaker 1: On the location.
Speaker 3: Well, I was bomb.
Speaker 1: Assume I don't think the thieves are a mortal window.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, I need to hear this theory. How
Speaker 3: are they not amortal?
Speaker 1: I don't think the thieves are immortal. I think Kevin.
Speaker 2: I think Kevin miraculously defatalizes everything that he touches.
Speaker 1: So like he has so he has powers. But not
Speaker 1: the robbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if anybody stepped up to that house
Speaker 2: to rob him, they would have been fine, but they
Speaker 2: would have been abused the whole time.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna get relentlessly fucked with if we
Speaker 1: try to rob him.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: But but if we're willing to go along with the
Speaker 2: premise that like, okay, like he's fatal and dangerous, okay.
Speaker 3: Pipe bombs in every window, I'm not going I'm not
Speaker 3: going in there.
Speaker 1: That's just a chain reaction, Like the second one goes off,
Speaker 1: the whole house is going, you know, just to rob him.
Speaker 1: What does he have that's worth that? It's worth?
Speaker 3: Just his body, just his body, because I know, by
Speaker 3: go in that house, I'm gonna die. Why. Actually, it's
Speaker 3: like worse than a house on the grudge. Technically, the
Speaker 3: premise of uh, I don't remember the grudge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Asian mark.
Speaker 2: I remember some lady going like, oh yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: the little it.
Speaker 1: Was like a cat binger.
Speaker 3: That's what makes that sound. Oh that's what that is.
Speaker 1: Do should.
Speaker 3: That's the sounds she would be making. But there's no water.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what I was saying. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like Kevin mccallish, the purpose of the first wood. Why
Speaker 1: would Why were they trying to rob that house in particular?
Speaker 2: I think they were casing the neighborhood. They saw a
Speaker 2: big family. They knew that they were gonna be on vacation,
Speaker 2: and so that was the thing that they know that
Speaker 2: they were going to France or wherever it was they
Speaker 2: were going.
Speaker 1: I think it was France.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she goes and you're with the French called
Speaker 1: remember that line.
Speaker 2: This is the only French I ever learned. Nice but
Speaker 2: the Yeah. So they knew that there was a lot
Speaker 2: of valuables in it. There were a lot of people,
Speaker 2: they were rich, and they were gonna be gone for
Speaker 2: a long time. So that's why they chosen Okay, because
Speaker 2: remember the guy's impersonating the cop at the beginning. I
Speaker 2: don't remember much of the first one, the Joe Peshy,
Speaker 2: his character is impersonating a police officer doing like checks.
Speaker 2: It shows up, he shows up when pizza guy shows up,
Speaker 2: and he's like a get in pizzas, Huh. He goes like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're going to Paris or whatever. He's like, oh interesting.
Speaker 2: Then he goes back and fucking.
Speaker 3: I see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, there's a lot of effort. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of effort.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way. That house is like a fucking
Speaker 3: domain expansion. Like when you get in there, you're trapped
Speaker 3: in his little silly game and it's like, I can't
Speaker 3: go on it. I gotta throw bombs in those windows.
Speaker 2: I think about that Scream Bobs with the spider, they
Speaker 2: just the spider on the screen that he does in
Speaker 2: that fucking movie is crazy.
Speaker 3: Because Kevin McCallister is clearly a homegrown terrorist, Like he
Speaker 3: just needs he just needs to be radicalized. He has
Speaker 3: the potentially, Yeah, but like he is dangerous. So like
Speaker 3: there's going in that house because I think he'd killed
Speaker 3: one of us. Needs to be like I didn't mean
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 2: Kevin McAllister built these traps in a cave with a
Speaker 2: box of scraps.
Speaker 3: I want to do it.
Speaker 1: I would is there has there been a theory that
Speaker 1: Kevin McAllister is the saw guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard, I've heard, I've seen. I've heard that before.
Speaker 3: I think it is him.
Speaker 1: I I wanted to be it's now.
Speaker 3: It's the idea of Kevin m. I like the Kevin
Speaker 3: Mackalison getting up at the end of the movie at
Speaker 3: the end of the first one and being like kem
Speaker 3: animals and.
Speaker 1: Chris some guys bleeding because his genitals got ripped off.
Speaker 1: Somebody fucking solves like the puzzle easily, and he does that,
Speaker 1: but he's like doing circles on a little my game.
Speaker 1: I would. I would love to see the jas I
Speaker 1: would do this.
Speaker 3: I want to see.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be a must have some deviate fucking
Speaker 1: that puppet.
Speaker 3: I've definitely seen that already. You have not, no way,
Speaker 3: I've definitely you've seen it. Definitely come across the Jigsauce
Speaker 3: Penis where the head of his dick has a fucking
Speaker 3: peppermint swirl on it. Definitely come across. I've definitely come
Speaker 3: across someone fucking that and being like, what the fuck what.
Speaker 1: I have to put in like jig how because I
Speaker 1: can't put in Jigsaw porn, saw Jigsaw porn. We'll see what,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. I w worked his way through it,
Speaker 1: like he saw him in real time figure out all this.
Speaker 3: How I look up jig saw porn.
Speaker 2: Just like I was like watching him figure out how
Speaker 2: to make the space shuttle.
Speaker 1: It's like, wait, get it, eureka, wait, why is he no?
Speaker 1: Why is his body all big? I don't what that's stupid?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's like a guy in a suit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like nipples are crazy. He's so shiny, too,
Speaker 7: so porcelain. Wait, switch the camera, Switch the camera.
Speaker 3: Give me, give me, give me, said switch. I don't
Speaker 3: like that. I don't like that. I'm sure you guys.
Speaker 3: When I saw that picture of Goofy where he was
Speaker 3: super jacked.
Speaker 1: With the giant, I said that.
Speaker 3: I showed that to literally and she felt disgusted. She
Speaker 3: was like, why would you show me that? I was like,
Speaker 3: look at him, he's just out here living. You see
Speaker 3: this one?
Speaker 1: I don't want to That took me a second, even.
Speaker 3: I thought. I was like, what's going on? You know
Speaker 3: what that looks like?
Speaker 2: It looks like you ever see you know those as
Speaker 2: you know, the abstract art in like math textbooks from
Speaker 2: like the nineties.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: I was like, I feel so, you know, Plainton's terrified. Yeah,
Speaker 3: mister Crabs is packing.
Speaker 2: That's what the shittiest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Plainton is terrified. He's like.
Speaker 1: Gris. That's a pretty big one.
Speaker 3: Wait, what the hell is this? Keep your penis away
Speaker 3: from me? Crabs?
Speaker 2: And did you know?
Speaker 1: Fucking is it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Boy? Uh?
Speaker 1: Chester from Lincoln Park was on one of the Saw movies.
Speaker 1: What Yeah?
Speaker 3: But was he like a saw? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He played one of the Saws.
Speaker 3: The Saw was singing like.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill myself to go there.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to talk about unlistenable? Yeah, it's uh?
Speaker 3: Is he?
Speaker 1: There's a scene I don't know, like what happens that's
Speaker 1: from Saw?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because Chester Bennington was in song Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: The first I knew he was in that movie Crank.
Speaker 1: You know he was in one of the cranks in Crank.
Speaker 1: I think he's in the second one voltage high voltage.
Speaker 1: That's I wouldn't have known that. If he didn't say voltage,
Speaker 1: I would have escaped. Didn't kill yourself if you were
Speaker 1: in Crank two. Yeah, he was in Crank two and ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Do you remember I remember Crank? Is that was Brittany
Speaker 1: Murphy in that?
Speaker 3: Or was that somebody else's pretty girl that killed herself too? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did she kill herself?
Speaker 1: I know she died. Yeah, I think something she killed herself?
Speaker 1: Oh shure, Well yeah, okay, maybe it was. Okay, it
Speaker 1: was like a Heath Ledger situation.
Speaker 3: Which sucks is that she's just she is. Was like,
Speaker 3: does an actress called Lily ryan Hart and she's just
Speaker 3: Lily Ryanhart. They're the same, effectively the same person.
Speaker 1: I've heard.
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, you lose the good ones, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we snow guys Sidney Sweeney though hile uh American
Speaker 1: Eagle or whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. It gave levi As a layup with
Speaker 3: Beyonce for another genead. You just gave them a layup.
Speaker 3: You just genes even need to be advertised.
Speaker 1: It's crazy to be that. Well, obviously they do. See
Speaker 1: the thing about it is like.
Speaker 2: It's so much money to spend on something that doesn't
Speaker 2: need to If they didn't, if ads didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Nothing would work, you know what I mean? So clearly
Speaker 2: advertising does something.
Speaker 3: Advertising works, but it doesn't work the same way.
Speaker 1: I just think it doesn't work on us. I think
Speaker 1: that's the problem.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think that is.
Speaker 1: I think that's the problem. Probably they spend so much
Speaker 1: money on advertisement. It must work, like you're saying, you
Speaker 1: said that like a rug rat, I spent so much, buddy,
Speaker 1: But that was my is they're clogged, buddy, because we
Speaker 1: paid for no ads and things on purpose.
Speaker 3: That is true, which is in and of itself as a.
Speaker 1: Damn stuffed up like a Coca Cola commercial or something,
Speaker 1: or like a Burger King whatever.
Speaker 3: It literally worked.
Speaker 1: It worked when you're I guess that makes it.
Speaker 3: I mean, they do grow up.
Speaker 2: It worked in the sense that, like I already want,
Speaker 2: like I had it. I had burk King before and
Speaker 2: I liked it, so if I saw it again, I
Speaker 2: would be like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I still like.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it works so much, it just
Speaker 2: reminds me that it's real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what they probably.
Speaker 1: I think the only time something like legitimately worked was
Speaker 1: when they announced that Mexican pizzas were back at Taco
Speaker 1: Bell because they took them away because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gay, we're just gonna take away stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have?
Speaker 1: Is that what they said?
Speaker 2: Anything?
Speaker 1: That's what they said. I think so because we're gay,
Speaker 1: they have, like it's all the stuff to make them
Speaker 1: is there. It was just the system they do. They
Speaker 1: they're they're here to stay. It was only they had
Speaker 1: like a thing they called the chicken fries at Burking.
Speaker 1: It's like they got rid of them and they're I
Speaker 1: was like, why would you laugh?
Speaker 3: Like the one thing I would never eat anything made
Speaker 3: by a Mexican ever, or with the name Mexican in it.
Speaker 1: So that's insane. But that's fair fucking its patriotism, jackass.
Speaker 1: Is it patriotism? I didn't know you're in a you're
Speaker 1: an American patriot? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: All. We didn't even got We haven't even got to this.
Speaker 2: Kevin McAllister, you threw your tasks with Robin Kevin mckowssor
Speaker 2: without dying. In order to win, you must either oh
Speaker 2: I read this completely gregly, in order to win, you
Speaker 2: must either make out with at least ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Worth of items.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha, or kill him. Uh, he has
Speaker 2: prep time, he has prep time. What is your game
Speaker 2: plan and what do you think your chances are.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of gonna go with what he said.
Speaker 2: It's fine, Yeah, I'll kill him.
Speaker 3: Like the gas line of the house brutal, I would call.
Speaker 2: I would call Israel and say Hamas is hiding in
Speaker 2: Kevin McAllister's apartment to her house.
Speaker 1: The audia versus Kevin mccows for that.
Speaker 3: The idea is getting that. They're like, yo, we hit
Speaker 3: if a mos is in that house, they're safe. We
Speaker 3: cannot get that out. I do not care. Go you're
Speaker 3: you're going.
Speaker 1: If you die, farewell, well show up the country very well.
Speaker 1: Then you'll get a proper burial to sacrifice. I'm yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I love that.
Speaker 2: I love I love that this is sacrifice will iconic line, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a great line from Shrek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably has a bunch of those scenes too. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think they must. Do you see that? Do you
Speaker 1: see that the new Shrek is the later year? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Why do you think so? I think because I already
Speaker 1: guessed what it was gonna be about.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't been paying attention, but like, I don't know
Speaker 2: why you would delay something an entire year.
Speaker 1: I thought they were kind of weird fixes penis. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like for that.
Speaker 2: One scene where like it plays a prominent role, and
Speaker 2: they're like, we need a year to work on need
Speaker 2: a year to work on the photorealisticness.
Speaker 3: We need AI.
Speaker 2: We need to uh, we need a AI upscale Shrekes penis,
Speaker 2: so it's in ten resolution.
Speaker 3: Images of strikes penis I've seen throughout my life are bewildered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have seen more individual images of Shrek's penis
Speaker 2: than I have sat down to watch Shrek films.
Speaker 3: Sure, that is literally true for me. I have seen
Speaker 3: more I've seen I've seen.
Speaker 1: Strikes to a fair number of times.
Speaker 3: By the way, I've seen more images of Strike's penis
Speaker 3: than I have seen of Shrek.
Speaker 2: That seems impossible, because you.
Speaker 3: Know times are just images of his penis without Strek
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: You know, Shreks penis, how you know it's talk about
Speaker 1: a green the curvature and the how do you know
Speaker 1: it's not like because it's what Karma's penis color show.
Speaker 2: I love those videos of Kermit on or whatever or
Speaker 2: the Yeah, a penis for you, like a cucumber something.
Speaker 3: You lift it up and I'm like, it's great.
Speaker 1: It's during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: That guy was like exploding. Of course rip is gone right,
Speaker 3: I'm really hard for you. Yeah, m what is at this?
Speaker 1: Jordan's Jordan Peterson on omego?
Speaker 3: What is a nude?
Speaker 1: What is a hard cock? Anyway? Did you present the
Speaker 1: evidence of said hard cock?
Speaker 3: I'd love to see, Jordan, Jordan, this guy's like, all right.
Speaker 1: Bro, oh that's a mighty impressive rod.
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of fucking fucking piercings in it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the rod going through it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to see a light up plasma globes
Speaker 1: and what is wide up? Can it squirt the white stuff.
Speaker 3: Out of it? Jordan reminds me of Yoda and Curbit
Speaker 3: had a baby, but none of the wisdom. Jordan, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were gay?
Speaker 3: What is gay?
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: They have like a vague tinge of Nigerian in that.
Speaker 1: What I love that?
Speaker 3: Wi? Are you gay?
Speaker 1: That fucking that class? I don't even know what's the
Speaker 1: context of what he's doing stuff like that. I think
Speaker 1: I saw an interview with him recently, really good quality.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: He's like, there's no bed that question, then why are
Speaker 1: you gay?
Speaker 2: And it was just like people read, well, it's somebody
Speaker 2: who was like asking is like the delivery of it
Speaker 2: was like gay? Why are you gay? They're just talking
Speaker 2: about the delivery of it. I don't I don't know
Speaker 2: who that guy is or like what he does.
Speaker 1: I've never looked it up. I think I will know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should on the show.
Speaker 3: That's another question on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's sucking. Let's get a couple of more.
Speaker 1: Let's get the fun out of here, all right.
Speaker 2: The Silver the Silver Enforcer Harald of gus Lack. This
Speaker 2: Fring wrote in he says, is it black face to
Speaker 2: dresses Miles Morales for Halloween?
Speaker 1: If you are at black no black face under the mask,
Speaker 1: no black face under the man, just soon as the
Speaker 1: Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've seen many white kids dressed as Zach the Black
Speaker 1: Power Ranger. Yeah, just suck. Who cares ye do the
Speaker 1: black face?
Speaker 3: Though? I would prefer it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's more authentic people taking off.
Speaker 3: Than the Blade. I love that Blade with black face
Speaker 3: on Jeremy Jones.
Speaker 2: I went to Blade for one Halloween you did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you.
Speaker 3: Dress black face? No, you just West skirt. It was like,
Speaker 3: oh sick, you're on Blade even sort.
Speaker 2: I genuinely hadn't even seen Blade when I wore I
Speaker 2: just thought that costume looked sick. Yes it does. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking cool costing.
Speaker 3: He looks cool as ship. It's unfortunate when never getting
Speaker 3: the next one, he's never going to exist.
Speaker 1: I think they should just do a continuation of the
Speaker 1: Wesley Snipes made an appearance. He should just put him
Speaker 1: on the steroids.
Speaker 2: Old.
Speaker 3: He's old, and as he's so deflated, he would put
Speaker 3: on steroids. Bad Wesley Snipe.
Speaker 1: That's why we're gonna put him on steroids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in his sixties.
Speaker 1: Yes, but fucking RFK is on steroids. He's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fine. There's nothing bad.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with you at all. I'm fucking RFK
Speaker 3: drinks potion.
Speaker 1: I drink the blue stuff, and my inside's are so
Speaker 1: clean out. Which my father was a Kennedy and my
Speaker 1: mother was a blender. Being molested on a roller coaster.
Speaker 1: That's why I sound like this. That's true, real origin, shit,
Speaker 1: real origin. This is real shadow RFK and amazing fantasy
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 3: Is him on the sidewalk, fucking heroin attic that niggas.
Speaker 3: I can't be unbelievable.
Speaker 1: This worm in my brain has given me political ambitions.
Speaker 1: Every time I start thinking about the administration. Every time
Speaker 1: I see a picture of cash Mattel, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: isn't real. He looks like an alien. I can't, I
Speaker 1: I because he's like, you know, brown, But no, it's
Speaker 1: his fucking face and his crazy eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mean like illegal.
Speaker 1: He is infiltrating earth.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, the way his eyes bug out and the way
Speaker 2: that he stands like he clearly stands like like a Martian.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's I I I can't. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: It's it's It still hasn't completely sunk in.
Speaker 3: Every time I see it, I'm like, what the what
Speaker 3: this is?
Speaker 1: This? Come on? So I'm being fucked with. I'm in
Speaker 1: a coma and the doctor's molesting me. So that's why
Speaker 1: I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 3: It's like slapping your forehead with his dick hard.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Like I keep hearing a slap and I'm like,
Speaker 1: whe's this coming from? Then the spoiler?
Speaker 3: What's going on What's happened to hear it everywhere?
Speaker 1: I go, oh yeah, So I'll wake up one day,
Speaker 1: one day, you guys, it'll be like, uh, it'll be
Speaker 1: like spoiler. If you haven't fucking if, if you haven't
Speaker 1: played fucking Exhibition thirty three by this point, shut up.
Speaker 1: But I would just say I'm hoping that's that's the situation.
Speaker 1: I mean that type of ending. Yes, that would be nice,
Speaker 1: It would be great. You guys are not real and
Speaker 1: you you fucking fade away.
Speaker 3: No me my own life.
Speaker 1: No, I'll wake up in the cold cave like Zion
Speaker 1: and I'm getting bud fucked. I do you want to
Speaker 1: leave it? I?
Speaker 2: Do you want to end off with this? One last ride?
Speaker 2: In Walmart Brand? Walmart Brand wrote and he says, Hello, Blossom, Bubbles,
Speaker 2: and Buttercup. My cat almost hang herself on her collar
Speaker 2: stuck on the on a drawer knob a couple months ago,
Speaker 2: and it reminded me of that girl's unfortunate dog that
Speaker 2: you guys couldn't stop laughing at. Oh yeah, my my
Speaker 2: other cat tried to help her do it by dragging
Speaker 2: her down whoa soul wretching ship to see she's okay, though,
Speaker 2: all right, I'll hang myself and listen.
Speaker 3: That's cool, man.
Speaker 1: I love that story.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget that, man, Yeah, I'll never forget having
Speaker 2: to like take that super serously.
Speaker 1: And then just not being able to just run into
Speaker 1: my room. No, you laughed in fun of her.
Speaker 3: I did not. I didn't. You were there, you laughed.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: All three of us laughed.
Speaker 1: Stop, I did not you.
Speaker 3: All three of us laughed. We were all shocked, and
Speaker 3: we laughed.
Speaker 1: I didn't I remember it because I didn't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: enough around her to laugh.
Speaker 3: We laughed.
Speaker 1: I was like, you laughed, we I laughed.
Speaker 3: Her boyfriend at the time laugh Jalen laughed.
Speaker 2: I started, I started a break and I laughed.
Speaker 1: That's the same, the same. Yeah, yeah, I heard that.
Speaker 3: I was like, whoa, you suck.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I've never done anything like that, never tried
Speaker 1: to murder itself.
Speaker 2: It's just so funny, like just like that imagery is
Speaker 2: so like it's sad. But Jesus Christ, man, what an
Speaker 2: insane thing to happen. And you went to church too,
Speaker 2: like you coulda just like if you were just atheist,
Speaker 2: you would have been fine.
Speaker 1: You were just not dumb and believed in some and
Speaker 1: that's clearly not real. You could have, like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: particularly to.
Speaker 3: Save the life checkmate atheists, checkmate, checkmate liberal? Fuck you,
Speaker 3: Oh fuck you.
Speaker 1: I got a gun?
Speaker 8: This up, I got a chip gun. Yeah yeah, look
Speaker 8: at wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, go back, go back, go back. Jesus Christ, you
Speaker 1: know it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've definitely done that exact thing before with food. I'm
Speaker 2: sure I like that ignited a memory where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know for a fact I've like grabbed something that
Speaker 2: looked like food, that looked like something.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, look good, it's the thing. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking am sure it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Alright, Uh, we're gonna read the twenty five dollars. We're
Speaker 2: gonna read the twenty five dollars patron names over at
Speaker 2: a patroon of concess turn Remember you can go over there,
Speaker 2: get your name right to the end of show. Snark
Speaker 2: tank dot shot for merch all that silly bitch shitna.
Speaker 1: Read all the names in one word? Okay, three, two
Speaker 1: do it now, bye, good job later, niggas peace that
Speaker 1: Kevin mc allister comes in starts streaking this up. I
Speaker 1: heard what you guys said about me, and.
Speaker 3: It's like, why are you a child? Mcaulay.
Speaker 1: He's like, again, well that's Kevin McAllister, right, that's Keys
Speaker 1: mcaulay Colkins off doing his own thing. Kevin Mcowster has arrived.
Speaker 3: He was like, like, fucking Hot Ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well yeah, I just I didn't watch it,
Speaker 1: but I saw.
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's gonna tell me, really that
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: I kind of I was really, I'm like, y'all need
Speaker 1: to get some better guests on Hot Ones. Do you
Speaker 1: want me to start watching again?
Speaker 2: I like Kevin.
Speaker 1: I like Kevin, I do like him.
Speaker 3: I like him.
Speaker 2: I just don't care about him at all.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I like him a lot. I like when he's on
Speaker 1: Red Letter Media eating hot wings. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: want it, like to be some dumb ass that's gonna
Speaker 1: freak out, because that's the whole point of the show.
Speaker 3: At least for me.
Speaker 1: It was like Shack making stupid faces, uh, fucking DJ
Speaker 1: Khaled fucking being a fucking idiot.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: Then Gordon Ramsey, who's freaking bringing everything he's putting like
Speaker 1: fucking lemon juice. And milk and like it was fun
Speaker 1: and then he didn't stop swearing that's fun. But Kevin,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's just gonna be like, oh it's tat okay,
Speaker 1: fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming down three two one. My mom's labor duration would agree.
Speaker 2: It's huge, hotep Vegeta, the Deadliest Spider, great value, five
Speaker 2: gallons of come twenty dollars sweet dumb blends like Q
Speaker 2: too low. But Chris get his end card, handing a
Speaker 2: paper straw to the he nutted on my leg guy
Speaker 2: and making him uncome at gunpoint. Texas read Delta Gamma,
Speaker 2: big gay beetle sucking beetle dick for the taste. Literally
Speaker 2: fed this toddler last week? Why is it still crying?
Speaker 2: Squimp is bugs? Klamuel esquire the third. Sam Cedar is
Speaker 2: the ultimate Dilf suemy. Relax you, sir, guild master.
Speaker 1: That can't be true. Also beatles beatless beetle girl, How
Speaker 1: fuck you silly? I'm Sam Cedar. I can't do his
Speaker 1: voice me, Sam Cheeter, I'm almost there.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 1: It's me Sam. I'm gay.
Speaker 3: As I can't.
Speaker 1: It's like I admire your confidence. I'm trying it's an
Speaker 1: impossible because it's it's like raspy but hot, it's like
Speaker 1: gravelly but not.
Speaker 8: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, it's me Sam Cedars. Welcome to the Majority
Speaker 1: of Report. It's me Sam Slater.
Speaker 3: It's me. Join us next time where we live the
Speaker 3: fuck out. That's right.
Speaker 1: We're so woke, nigga. I love you, Emma, I love
Speaker 1: you too, Sam. Our first guest is Kingston is dead.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. I'm a big.
Speaker 3: So what do you what do you think of?
Speaker 1: What do you think about wokeness? Kingston's dead? Thanks for
Speaker 1: coming on fucking waste times?
Speaker 3: Like, who's dad?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Also?
Speaker 1: Why did he sound so fucking It's literally just us
Speaker 1: in like wigs of them?
Speaker 3: Dude, I love that.
Speaker 1: I think we should start a Majority Report channel because
Speaker 1: you can't copyright a channel, So like we just start
Speaker 1: the Majority Report and then we put gigs on and
Speaker 1: then do it and then eventually people get confused start
Speaker 1: subscribing to us. I want to which one of these
Speaker 1: is the real one, the one with four subscribers. It
Speaker 1: might be like, you know what this is more, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start watching these guys.
Speaker 2: We just just like read. We should just read their
Speaker 2: scripts verbatim, like like, get their transcripts.
Speaker 3: Crazy, we go from one to the rest of them.
Speaker 2: No, no, just like their most recent stuff. We'll just
Speaker 2: do like one of the more recent videos. Get the transcript,
Speaker 2: just do it.
Speaker 1: But it just like that, like I'm that's crazy to do,
Speaker 1: that's crazy to do.
Speaker 2: Hey, whatever, I have so much time. Clearly, Uh, Colin Moriarty,
Speaker 2: what if you woke with this? What if you woke
Speaker 2: with the Sonachu medallion on you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All that uh sween said were starting over five minutes.
Speaker 3: God, damn, damn it.
Speaker 1: I like how we all do retard impressions when you on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh huh what retired impression? John Luke retard?
Speaker 3: Have I never heard that before?
Speaker 1: Je Luke retard? You know?
Speaker 3: Just that's crazy, that's even That's so fucking bro Holy ship.
Speaker 1: Beat me up?
Speaker 3: Whoa did you just say beat me up? Nigger? Did
Speaker 3: you say that?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I started to.
Speaker 3: I almost said it about crazy. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: my name.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's that's in the other chick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah know this Scotty Scotty the Scotsman J. K.
Speaker 1: Rowling has name Scotty Scotty on the way on the
Speaker 1: way Scotty misbeats my wife.
Speaker 2: Is that his name was Scotty beats my wife slash drunk.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. This is a very diverse ship. It's a
Speaker 1: very diverse thing.
Speaker 3: I'm retarded.
Speaker 1: That enterprise rules. I was podka.
Speaker 2: She just becomes increasingly like denser, monstrous, monstrous.
Speaker 1: This makes sense, by the way, she's not even remotely
Speaker 1: there's literally no it's just random, randomized pick stupid voice.
Speaker 1: It'll landed on deep viglade.
Speaker 3: Every every she looks more like yousday.
Speaker 1: But it's really gradual.
Speaker 2: You only know what if you like, if you like
Speaker 2: eskipe through the video, if you you know the little
Speaker 2: thumbnail that happens on YouTube videos and you skim.
Speaker 1: Through, Oh yeah, you see it, Like that's when you
Speaker 1: see it, like rapidly.
Speaker 3: Rapidly shifting, like that's a monster, that's a deemed male
Speaker 3: beams later then that's the end of the episode.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's the robot that's ever got that guy's name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: You the fucking crazy ass robot? Slots is it slots it?
Speaker 1: It's something like that. Did you see that thing?
Speaker 2: We're like, uh, do you know Alan t dick wash
Speaker 2: from a firefly. Yes, he does a lot of like robots.
Speaker 2: For some reason, he's like every robot and everything. He's
Speaker 2: like the robot in Rogue one, he's the robots in
Speaker 2: Superman K two. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, and he does
Speaker 2: all other robot things. I saw this thing recently that
Speaker 2: like he was giving an interview and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my name had to be taken off of I Robot
Speaker 2: Marketing because it was like overshadowing Will Smith's performance. And
Speaker 2: I was like, you're, of course he is. Of course
Speaker 2: he's the robot from my Robot. I had no fucking idea.
Speaker 2: I learned this yesterday and then it was.
Speaker 1: Like, of course you've owned.
Speaker 2: We're worried about like robots taking human jobs, but at least,
Speaker 2: like at least Alan Tunic is gonna be taking every robot's.
Speaker 3: Role for robots.
Speaker 1: They're gonna kill him first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're taking jobs.
Speaker 3: Is the guy that does all the animal voices, Bradley
Speaker 3: Baker he does instead of having animals voice, they just
Speaker 3: have him doing crazy.
Speaker 1: Clearly, it's a little like tongue in cheek thing. Let's
Speaker 1: get that, Let's get him, yeah, and just keep going.
Speaker 1: But when the when the Robot overlords come, He's done.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? They're like yeah.
Speaker 2: Test audiences were like, yeah, we gotta get this guy
Speaker 2: out of here. He's stealing the spotlight. That's that doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense. I haven't seen I Robot. I don't think
Speaker 2: I have at least, but the only things that I
Speaker 2: do remember were him. Ah, I do remember, like his
Speaker 2: like dialogue.
Speaker 1: I never watched that movie. Looks stupid to me. It
Speaker 1: did look stupid to me at the time. I didn't
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'll watch it, and I really liked it.
Speaker 2: I should watch it. I've seen the scenes I've seen
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 3: I like, whoa.
Speaker 2: Immediately necrosis? Do you have any other guy with the
Speaker 2: hole in his head? And he's talking about how women
Speaker 2: always picked always ignore nice guys. I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 2: He's got like necrosis in his head and he's got
Speaker 2: just like a hole in his hand.
Speaker 1: He's like, women.
Speaker 2: Always go for the nice guy, or they always ignore
Speaker 2: the nice guys. And I'm like, you look, you look
Speaker 2: like you've been shot. I swear to God, what is
Speaker 2: this gonna be?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be racist?
Speaker 9: Yes, was spid I really that is such a powerful
Speaker 9: counter and that like that instance.
Speaker 3: Of a moment of.
Speaker 1: It's just because like I don't know what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: I had liked, I had like six other things I
Speaker 2: was expecting, like always gonna I even thought like maybe
Speaker 2: always gonna go like, oh, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like that fucking rang at sound. I had like seven
Speaker 2: other things. I just wasn't expecting the smoke detector being
Speaker 2: Oh God, that's like stulations you have.
Speaker 1: You have subverted my expectations effectively.
Speaker 3: There's nothing. There's nothing like some fuck some people are creative.
Speaker 3: Some people are creative, and they're like, all right, this
Speaker 3: is racist, but it's at least there's a little bit
Speaker 3: of a banos there. You know. That's good. It's layered.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the most offensive.
Speaker 1: You know, there's no worse racism than lazy racism. I think,
Speaker 1: ye if the best racism is clever, absolutely completed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Sween said, which I read that already. I
Speaker 2: hate when I'm hitting my my punching bag aka my
Speaker 2: husband and then my beer machine AK my son tells
Speaker 2: me to stop hitting daddy. I'm going to kill the
Speaker 2: president with the mortar. You don't want to see my hand.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't want to see my hand where
Speaker 2: my hand be at?
Speaker 3: Gay?
Speaker 2: Saul Goodman is slipping gay two rats in a trench
Speaker 2: coat sandporta bitches. I have Tim Allen trapped in my
Speaker 2: septic tank. What does that sound that he does.
Speaker 3: But echoed a little bit hearing the tank? Eavy out
Speaker 3: of this ship?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you showing me? God damn it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want to see that. He's gonna
Speaker 1: break his arm.
Speaker 3: No, they're just beating him.
Speaker 2: This shows like America's Funnies home videos that the audience
Speaker 2: couldn't see it.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh man, your fucking cheap bit.
Speaker 1: We should start show.
Speaker 2: We should say this is Oh wait, now I got
Speaker 2: a million dollar idea. We see we're thinking outside of
Speaker 2: the box here. Yeah, a clip show where we can
Speaker 2: see the clips but no one else.
Speaker 1: And nobody else can see and then people at home
Speaker 1: have the guests what the fun we're watching?
Speaker 3: Would? I would love to do a clip show, but
Speaker 3: the problem is that there's no means of time as
Speaker 3: they should be doing clip show. Because whatever I would
Speaker 3: do clips of it.
Speaker 1: Would it would be it would be like because it
Speaker 1: would be too like fucking insane ship. Well, that's why
Speaker 1: it would be. That's why it would be, uh picture, Yeah,
Speaker 1: crowd funding. So we we did have like six or
Speaker 1: seven episodes in the Inward Club.
Speaker 3: I'd be down to do it again with you if
Speaker 3: you just go through, if you let me foster all
Speaker 3: the clips, the clips that you have to watch all
Speaker 3: of them. You have to watch every clip I have listen.
Speaker 1: Look, I think, yeah, there could be there can be gold,
Speaker 1: there could be gold made there, but I think it
Speaker 1: should be we'll talk about after the show. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I think I think, I think there's something we can do,
Speaker 1: because like if we if we can watch movies here,
Speaker 1: we could also do clip shows here, you know. So
Speaker 1: it's something that can be like and then he's like
Speaker 1: the Honorary Nigger or something or something. We'll figure it
Speaker 1: out off the.
Speaker 3: Show, uh.
Speaker 2: Chris Reaguan, Crystal Balisto and Tophe Knife, Tophe Knife to Knife, Berserker, Beatles,
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Speaker 2: F it's for a fucking stupid god damn bullshit. Uh
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Speaker 2: sixteen g's the Silver Enforcer, Herald of Gus Lactus fraying
Speaker 2: the goon moon slurping up beetle clit dribble, Jesus twinking
Speaker 2: parks in my end be like I.
Speaker 1: Put my dick and you pushed as far as I
Speaker 1: can go.
Speaker 2: Bread the seas he saying it to him in uh
Speaker 2: corrupting a sheltered YouTuber with SNAr tank clips l from
Speaker 2: death note trying to figure out if you guys are
Speaker 2: gay or not. Derek nautchavn is innocent hashtag free him
Speaker 2: Sweeney comes in, bowling ball finger holes and puts them
Speaker 2: back on the rack.
Speaker 8: That's hot.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's a good, great idea, you know, good for business.
Speaker 2: Round eyed Asians sniffing every Vegas apartment to find a
Speaker 2: speck of SBG essence.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I was in a house though, so sorry, get that
Speaker 1: Asian out of here. It's a round eyed Asian. Get
Speaker 1: him out of here. You gotta start. You gotta start
Speaker 1: with the houses in North Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: It's like truffles. And then he does it.
Speaker 1: He fucking is busting everyone's house where you lived. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've got the current tenants hostage.
Speaker 3: Uh come here and bring a we here underwear drenched
Speaker 3: in sweater. Also kill him. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: The amount of people with the money, the amount of
Speaker 1: money people are willing to pay for underwear, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Uh yes, terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh that The offers I've had are insane. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with you? That's wild, bad offers.
Speaker 1: I just bought a bunch of a fucking Chinese underwear.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just significantly smaller than it should be.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so like I need to lose weight if
Speaker 1: I want to wear them, because I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: But I think to your point, I'm gonna start a
Speaker 1: business now. Yeah, I'll be like, all right, hey, I
Speaker 1: just I went to the snark Tank podcast and rode
Speaker 1: the train in these one hundred dollars. I don't know, yeah, yeah, underdog,
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone anyone interested. I usually actually don't
Speaker 1: wear underwear very often, but I'll start worring underwear. Everyone's interested.
Speaker 3: Underwear that.
Speaker 2: Well. Intentionally, we heard the Star Tank officially endorsed the
Speaker 2: CNS Corporation. God bless the first Arcadian airborn, intentionally raising
Speaker 2: several children so that they have their left and right
Speaker 2: switched up. Brandy Hutzel, my bf K is my boy
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Speaker 3: What do I do?
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Speaker 2: Chris is octa gun Octo Mara of Octo Town, needing
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Speaker 2: I had a burrito. What would you do if you
Speaker 2: went to ET's home planet and everyone was wearing clothes?
Speaker 2: Heath paying more for concessions than for d X tickets?
Speaker 2: Uh gids f fi foh come, I genuinely don't think
Speaker 2: Kigson has ever had sex?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: The Palestinian Assassin's got Ozzy Osbourne Hawk Girl killing Benjaminta
Speaker 2: who made me hard Obama when he met mission, I'll
Speaker 2: be like, let me be queer ice, cubes, Nemesis, steam rhombus, insane.
Speaker 2: Kingston is becoming genuinely irritated to listen to please fire
Speaker 2: him now Morbius but steals melanin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's so crazy. Beating my meat with hammers.
Speaker 2: Mister pants Chris when Halo video or I saw you
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Speaker 2: his gay ass so hard that I made m preg
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Speaker 2: Sweeny Bee like once upon a time I loved all
Speaker 2: the coffee gags in the Naked Gun. Also, after taxing
Speaker 2: my large drink was nine dollars and thirteen cents. Just
Speaker 2: in Isy Israel miraculously passed away bats and Palasenis can
Speaker 2: now rest easy. Sweeney and Kanye for President of twenty
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Speaker 2: he comes, Oh no, here he comes. Wachtout boy, He'll
Speaker 2: fuck your butt. Oh here he comes.
Speaker 1: It's a man's penis.
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