WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.400 Welcome to the snarts egg. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:13.119 You're about to teach. 3 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.120 Your name's glazed by the great Chris ray Guns, Derek 4 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:21.120 black Beat and Tom Sway. 5 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:23.960 Sit back and prepare for some a shit. 6 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:35.840 Sit back and prepare for some lazy ready question. Do 7 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:37.840 they when you guys, when you got when you got 8 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:41.679 your apartment? Uh, did they just hand you mailbox keys? 9 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:43.240 Like here's your keys for the mailboxers? 10 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:43.479 Yeah? 11 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:43.840 Of course. 12 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:44.479 Yeah. 13 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:48.119 So where I live, for whatever reason and maybe just 14 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:51.560 nickel and dime people, they make you they discard the 15 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:53.520 old keys of the other tenant, and then they make 16 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.719 you purchase a new set at the post office. 17 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:58.320 They make you buy, yes, your mailbox. 18 00:00:57.880 --> 00:01:00.719 Fifty dollars for three sets. And then that's first of all, 19 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:03.280 that's insane. Of course, of course I didn't know this. 20 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.079 I thought all I thought was when when I'm looking 21 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:07.560 at the contract, is like, oh, you have to pick 22 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:10.680 them up at the at the post office. Oh okay, 23 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:13.280 So I was already expecting some ship to come and 24 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:15.879 I'm gonna pick up my keys, like oh no, a 25 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:19.920 separate company makes the keys and it takes roughly ten 26 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:22.799 business days and I'm like, oh, so we can hold 27 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.879 your mail here and I'm like, cool, So I order 28 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:28.000 something from Amazon, you know, fine usually comes to the 29 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:30.799 door for some reason, they put the fucking thing in 30 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:33.959 the box. And so it's my studio phone and it's 31 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:37.120 been sitting there since Friday. Studio phone, No, the sound 32 00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:38.239 the sound proof ship. 33 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:46.359 Oh phone, I heard phone studio lamline. 34 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:47.439 Why would you why? 35 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:48.359 I thought about. 36 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.599 I thought about it, and then like, uh, a friend 37 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:54.400 of mine did it, like did a whole experiment recently 38 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:56.040 where he had it for like a month and he said, 39 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:57.319 like the spam calls. 40 00:01:57.400 --> 00:01:58.719 I was just gonna say, that's the only thing that's 41 00:01:58.719 --> 00:01:59.159 gonna call. 42 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:03.560 Yeah, serampolls are already crazy on your cell phone. Yeah, 43 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:06.599 and like imagine having a place where you can't really 44 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:07.200 silence it. 45 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:10.240 I missed. I missed the phone with the lower bottom part, 46 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:13.639 the antenna, the plug, the plug it in the long record. 47 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:14.639 I miss those. 48 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:16.719 What do you mean you missed those? Well, yeah, you 49 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.960 never experienced those. You're talking about the double ones. 50 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:21.919 No, I'm talking about the ones that had like it 51 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:24.000 was like a little white bottom like part and then 52 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.840 it had like the other like upper white party you 53 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:28.919 put inside of it, and it had the the like wire. 54 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:31.439 You mean a landline, like a standard landline, the one 55 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:31.919 that we've been talking. 56 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:33.919 There's various kinds of landlines. I thought land it was 57 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:35.919 just like a home phone, that's all I thought it was. 58 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:38.759 Well, I mean yeah, but like, but that's the standard phone, right. 59 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.879 It has the it has the foundation and then you 60 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:42.520 put it in there and has the wire neck. 61 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.319 Because we had I had we had that one for it. 62 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:46.280 We had one that was. 63 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:47.680 I thought you were talking about the ones where it 64 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.439 was like a separate thing where it was like, hello, no. 65 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:53.080 My grandma has so I inherited it because she used 66 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:55.599 to use not that all, one of those not that 67 00:02:55.719 --> 00:02:58.039 all that's way too old, the one where you have 68 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.599 you have the separate so I have a regular rotary 69 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:06.599 that she legitimately used until her death. She died in 70 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:11.680 twenty nineteen. Pretty long time to be using using that ship. 71 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:13.280 I like those cool. 72 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:15.879 I mean they're sturdy because she I don't know how 73 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:18.319 I don't know how old that phone is, but clearly 74 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:19.400 it's a very old phone. 75 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:22.080 They built those things at an interesting point with capitalism 76 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:24.080 right where they were like they were like, oh man, 77 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:25.879 let's actually build the best thing. 78 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:28.360 Yeah yeah, yeah, And then they. 79 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:30.240 Were like wait, a minute. We shouldn't build the best thing. 80 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:31.800 I remember, you remember, can't sell anything. 81 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:35.840 We can't sell anymore when America was building terrible like 82 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:38.120 the country that built things the last Oh yeah, we 83 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.479 were that country once. Isn't that crazy? It's not insane, 84 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:42.199 it's crazy, it's not crazy. 85 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:45.479 My couch so I you know I bought a starter couch, right, yeah, 86 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:46.560 of course you know so too. 87 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:49.439 Yeah, but like piece of shit, dude. 88 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:53.479 My elbow caved in a part of the like you know, 89 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:57.000 the rest there was like I don't think I'm that heavy, 90 00:03:57.120 --> 00:03:59.919 and I was just adjusting myself and as like crack, 91 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:04.199 and I'm like, wows just But again, I guess you 92 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:05.840 get what you paid for. But I feel like even 93 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:07.800 what I paid for it back then would have gave 94 00:04:07.879 --> 00:04:08.879 me something infinitely better. 95 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:09.400 You know what I'm saying. 96 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:10.599 Yeah, no, no, of course. 97 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:13.400 Well relative you would have paid less, even relatively still 98 00:04:13.439 --> 00:04:16.720 paid less for much better. Like it's it's just insane 99 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:19.600 thinking about that. Like like when we used to, like 100 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:21.639 in our lifetimes, we would get ship. We would make 101 00:04:21.639 --> 00:04:23.279 sure and be like, oh this would be like a 102 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.399 game boy the way they is endured. My game boys 103 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:29.519 still work, Yeah, like a sixty four just still works 104 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:30.839 like I'm my game. 105 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:32.759 Or Advance as Peace still works. I just had to 106 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:34.240 change the battery, and it was like, that's. 107 00:04:34.519 --> 00:04:37.560 No way, there's no way a Nintendo Switch is gonna 108 00:04:37.639 --> 00:04:42.240 laugh in our forties. It starts breaking. 109 00:04:43.279 --> 00:04:48.759 Literally, the Nintendo Switch feels like a device that would 110 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:50.720 break in moments. 111 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:53.160 There was an aficial price to it, especially compared to 112 00:04:53.160 --> 00:04:54.480 the second one. It's crazy. 113 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:56.879 Even the second one, to me, dude, feels fucking flimmery, 114 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:58.519 Like it feels better than the first. 115 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.560 One feels, you know what. It feels really flimsy. The 116 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:03.399 steam deck, the steam deck feels like it's a bunch 117 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.360 of tech inside of a cell that's bigger even a 118 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:07.920 tech that's supposed to be inside of it. 119 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:09.959 Dude. Even my steam deck's been having fucking I think 120 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:14.120 I might sell it, really, yeah, because mine it's been 121 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:16.519 doing this thing where like I'll turn it on and 122 00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:18.399 then I'll hear the fan go, and you know how 123 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:20.120 like the touch pad like has the feedback on it, 124 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:21.800 like that'll work, but then the screen will be completely 125 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:24.120 off cool and then like I'm just like okay, and 126 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:25.959 then I restarted like a million times I charged it. 127 00:05:25.959 --> 00:05:27.879 I hook up to like a doc that it won't 128 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:29.519 output a display. 129 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:31.879 Yeah, and then a series one like one of the 130 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:32.399 first ones. 131 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:33.079 I don't know. 132 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:36.240 I don't know. I got a fan send it to me. 133 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.240 I got an and mine is Mine works still perfectly fine. 134 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:41.720 Mine is modded to fuck like I have like a 135 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:43.240 bunch of shit on there. Mine. 136 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.160 The batteries trash it. The guy that send it to 137 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:48.800 me probably like played the funk out of it because 138 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.120 I don't know, maybe it's normal. I just don't know. 139 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:53.240 They don't have a great bat that doesn't even. 140 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:57.399 Retain Does your just retain battery power? Yeah, that's what 141 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:02.040 this does. This so you have to plug it in, yes, 142 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.800 because then it within so it'll run out fairly quickly. 143 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:07.639 But the thing is if I leave it alone for 144 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:09.120 let's say two like a. 145 00:06:09.040 --> 00:06:11.360 Week, maybe oh yeah, no, mine does that yet. 146 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:15.160 Okay, that's normal battery What I mean is that, Yeah, 147 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:18.480 that's like it's like, my dude, my head I have 148 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:21.639 these headphones though, whenever I talked about buying the rock 149 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:24.959 products that these JBL rock headphones. I haven't used them 150 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:27.759 in like almost a year and they still have battery power. 151 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:28.519 It's crazy. 152 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:32.480 My three D product it doesn't three dyes, I can 153 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:34.560 turn that bitch on right now, it's been almost a 154 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:36.360 year after I use the n will be still at 155 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:39.000 the blue. That's nuts because those things were built to 156 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.879 fucking I don't. Like I remember playing my DS and 157 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.800 my ps B to the point that battery would die. 158 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:47.560 And now I think about it's like how much was 159 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:51.319 I playing that hoe for the battery to die. 160 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:54.680 Event, So probably not long be Honestly, my battery life 161 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:55.959 back then was my three. 162 00:06:55.800 --> 00:06:58.600 Yes, battery life is still crazy and yes, they just still. 163 00:06:58.519 --> 00:06:59.199 I mean PSP SP. 164 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:02.839 The PSP was like notoriously not good for the time 165 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.560 because that was like console quality like stuff, was it, 166 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:08.000 I guess at the time. Yeah, it was like within 167 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:09.680 the generation almost a PS two. 168 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.040 Yeah, really was. It was like comparable. 169 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:14.160 There were games that were there were games that were 170 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:15.639 comparable on both of them. 171 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:16.759 That's insane. 172 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:19.560 Yeah, Like it was a little because I remember playing 173 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:23.079 the God of War games and thinking that this is 174 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:27.199 around the like end of the PS two eras quality. 175 00:07:27.680 --> 00:07:30.480 Really yeah, when like say, because like PS three was 176 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:35.199 already kind of doing its thing, and uh, like I was, 177 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:38.199 so there was already games to compare it to, and 178 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:40.040 so the quality was just a little bit. 179 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:43.360 It was like maybe it was early probably PS three, 180 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:46.399 the PSP, because the PSB came out in two thousand 181 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:50.399 and five. The oh six, I think was the PS three, 182 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:52.160 and so like when you got the PSP, it was like, 183 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:54.360 this is surprisingly kind of like it's like early PS two. 184 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.519 You could play stuff basically, you know, maybe. 185 00:07:57.240 --> 00:07:59.120 So yeah, I just it wasn't like the Game Boy 186 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:01.639 Advance or like the where you know, the game where 187 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:03.879 you'd be like you play the Game Boy Advance and 188 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:05.360 you're like, oh, okay, and then you compare it to 189 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:07.560 the n C Saphore and you're like, oh well, or 190 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:09.480 like the even the you know, the game Cube and 191 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:10.920 the n Scophore. They were just like, well, this is 192 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:13.480 clearly a this is clearly a compromise. 193 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:17.360 You remember old school game Boy games? 194 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:20.000 Oh dude, well the game remember the game Boy? Before 195 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:23.360 we get into that, I forgot what was our Gang podcast? 196 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:23.800 Everybody? 197 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:26.199 Look it's us, Look it's me, it's Chris, it's Timo Tweeney's, 198 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:28.319 Tim's Derek Patronic Compass, the Stark Tank. 199 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:28.720 Remember that. 200 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:29.800 Don't you dare forget it? 201 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:38.519 If you forget it, let's go what what happened. What's 202 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:41.679 the problem, what's the problem. 203 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:43.120 What is that hat man? 204 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:47.600 You guys don't know Noah Knigga. Okay, what were you 205 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:48.039 talking about? 206 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:48.480 You don't know? 207 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:49.480 Fucking Noahnigga. 208 00:08:49.559 --> 00:08:50.919 I thought it said night and I was like, why 209 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:52.559 do you have a hand had that says night on it? 210 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:53.960 And I looked on the rest of them and I 211 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.600 was like, Oh, that's nigga. 212 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:59.919 It's there's a real person. There's a real person who's 213 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:05.159 entering college ball, college football. His name is Noah Caigga. Now, 214 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:08.440 when he was a kid, I think they could pronounce it. 215 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:12.240 But then like once it caught on, he was like, 216 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:14.240 it's it's coniga. 217 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:17.399 And yeah, that is so thought. 218 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:20.000 If he wasn't white, it wouldn't even be funny, dude, 219 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:21.559 you know what I mean, Like, noa would. 220 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:24.600 Care that had I thought you maybe I thought you 221 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:25.840 made I made it. 222 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.120 That wouldn't be that wouldn't be a strategy. Like Derek 223 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:29.919 was like, Oh, this is so funny. I got to 224 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:30.440 do a bit. 225 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:32.720 I'm waiting to be attacked or something for it, like 226 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:34.399 right in the train, just right in the trains, like 227 00:09:34.559 --> 00:09:37.080 the somebody's gonna like take it the wrong way. Wow, 228 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:40.320 the trained people are crazy. I've already I've already ran 229 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.879 into a few interesting characters. Cool guy Wend a cool 230 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:45.399 guy from Tennessee. Uh, he traveled all the way over 231 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:48.200 here and he's like, all musician guy. I met some 232 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:50.440 guy that I thought was like flirting with me, want 233 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:51.279 to fuck me or something? 234 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:51.759 I like. 235 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.039 I actually I thought he was gonna attack me because 236 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.440 he was saying all this weird ship to me. He's like, OK, 237 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.519 what are you doing over there? Looking all like fucking 238 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.679 decked out, And I was like what the headphones are on? 239 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.000 I'm like, why are you talking? 240 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:04.039 Why are you talking to me? 241 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:05.039 It's insane to talk to. 242 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:07.799 Us on loud. But you can still hear him. I 243 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:10.639 can hear that's the thing talking into your brain. And 244 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:12.279 you're like, I'm listening to ship. 245 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:15.840 And he's like live equing himself over your music. 246 00:10:17.639 --> 00:10:21.600 He fucking you know you fucking put awareness mode. His 247 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:23.159 voice just does that. 248 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:25.039 You know you hear me? 249 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:26.960 I know you can hear me. Do do don't look 250 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:29.559 away from me. But he started like talking and I 251 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:31.440 was walking away and he was still saying some ship. 252 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:34.000 And then I'm like looking over my shoulder to be 253 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:35.720 like dude, I don't this guy's gonna snatch me up 254 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:39.440 or something. And then like I had to, I turned 255 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:42.639 around to go look at the schedule, and then I 256 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:45.759 had to go this way, and I saw him like fuck, 257 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:48.200 just like what am I gonna do? But then I 258 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:50.120 just I just walked by him real fast, and I 259 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:52.000 think he was preoccupied by some other one, like he 260 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:54.559 found new prey. So I got a new prey. Yeah, 261 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:55.159 I got lucky. 262 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:56.919 So he's nice when they find new prey. Yeah. 263 00:10:57.759 --> 00:11:01.039 But other than like, I feel like this hat might 264 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:03.799 trigger somebody that's let me put it this way. One 265 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:04.919 time I was on Venice. 266 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:06.080 We're on the. 267 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:10.240 Boardwalk or whatever, the strip or whatever, and we were 268 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:14.960 dressed like you know, eighties future neon shit. We were 269 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:16.840 just kind of like doing our thing, playing some fucking 270 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:21.960 vapor wave shit, and some guy almost attacked us. You know, 271 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:24.840 I don't He was probably semi homeless or something, and 272 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:27.559 he was like, oh, this fucking future bullshit, and he 273 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.279 started like going off and he was getting our face. 274 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:30.799 He was getting all close to us, and we're like, yo, 275 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:33.840 just don't say anything, like this guy seems rappy, like 276 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:34.799 he has rapis. 277 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:38.519 It was crazy, mad at the idea of progression, like 278 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:43.200 you damn move forward. I hate you. We're just having fun. 279 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.480 It's like the eighties future, and this guy's really upset 280 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:49.120 about it. I was like, what happened to him that? 281 00:11:49.240 --> 00:11:51.480 Why did that trigger him? He was molested by the eighties? 282 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:55.399 Can you imagine he went to the future. It was 283 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:58.120 like that, and all he got was sexually assaulted, and. 284 00:11:58.039 --> 00:11:59.559 Then like a time and then he was at least 285 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:00.799 like then he he went back to. 286 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:01.320 His current time. 287 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:02.840 And then he was like, I don't know, I guess 288 00:12:02.840 --> 00:12:05.639 we could. I guess we'll. I guess the very least. 289 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:07.440 I can wait to see that future. And then that 290 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:11.879 future never happened. No, no, so he went to like 291 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:18.200 a separate future and then he just waited to at 292 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.679 least see like the wonders of it. And then when 293 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:22.360 he finally got to the point that he traveled to, 294 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:23.919 was it anything like he went. 295 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:26.519 The only thing he had to hold on to he 296 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:28.639 got raped. But he was like, well, at least that 297 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:31.879 future is awesome. At least that was was fucking crazy. 298 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:34.200 And then it's and then it's just like it's there's 299 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:38.200 just no jobs. You get that instead of of the 300 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:42.320 what is it the Jaws hologram shot. 301 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:46.519 It's like really fucking shitty, but would still be impressive today. 302 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:49.240 So like if that just manifested. 303 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.639 In front of you, it would, oh my god, I 304 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:54.919 would eighties uh game Boy games right. 305 00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:59.639 Yes, look man, I would go to it. 306 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:01.879 Like if if there's a wormhole and it's like you 307 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:03.240 can go this way, you can never come back. I'm 308 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:06.559 doing that too, Like I'm like, sorry, well, unless Jojo 309 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:08.759 want to come with me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna do 310 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:11.919 this crazy thing that you know what I'm saying. 311 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:12.679 In a lifetime experience. 312 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:14.960 Literally it's a crazy experience. But I just don't. I don't. 313 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:16.840 I don't care to know about the future that much. 314 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:19.240 You know, you're a painfully and curious person. 315 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.879 Yeah, I wouldn't tell me curious. I would say, like 316 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.759 I I kind of want to go the like if 317 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:27.799 I go back in time, maybe I'll try to do that. 318 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:30.360 What if you can only gouff like the visual like not, 319 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:32.480 I don't want to be there. I want to, but 320 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:36.000 you have to It doesn't work that way. It's not fair. 321 00:13:37.240 --> 00:13:41.360 What if you can only go back in time three 322 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:42.679 days every ten years? 323 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:43.759 No, it's not worth it. 324 00:13:44.720 --> 00:13:46.679 Go back in time three days every ten years. 325 00:13:46.919 --> 00:13:50.519 Yeah, so like do you you basically burn out your 326 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:53.080 ability and you're cool down? It is ten years, but 327 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:54.759 you go you can get to go back three days. 328 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.440 Do we choose the time period or is it? Is 329 00:13:57.440 --> 00:14:02.559 it randomized? It's crazy you can't use randomize. Time travel 330 00:14:02.679 --> 00:14:05.000 is the scariest ability. It kind of is because what 331 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.159 if it lands like well, the Earth isn't even completely forked. 332 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:13.639 It's like you're you're before like you're before the crunch, 333 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:14.759 the big crunch. 334 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:19.279 You're just like the sneeze, and then you're suddenly stepping 335 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:20.840 on molten bacteria. 336 00:14:21.039 --> 00:14:24.440 Yeah, in the atmosphere you definitely can't breathe. 337 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:28.879 Yeah, it's just all carbon. There's no fucking oxygen. 338 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:31.639 You're a fiberglass atmosphere. 339 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:34.000 No photoplankton to make oxygen yet, So you just are 340 00:14:34.039 --> 00:14:37.360 you telebt back in time to like when the meteor 341 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:38.879 is coming. You're like, bro. 342 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:44.960 Crazy if you're you get out of the time machine 343 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:46.679 or whatever. You step and you see all the dinosaurs 344 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:47.480 and they're all looking up. 345 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:51.200 You're like, they're not even fucking they're not even bothering you. 346 00:14:51.799 --> 00:14:53.159 The one dinosaur says. 347 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:56.159 Is there is there a cool down, like can you 348 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:59.799 go immediately immediately like so if you if you step 349 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:01.960 in the you go to the past and it's terrible. 350 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:03.840 Can you leave a media ten years? 351 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:06.120 Always it build up? Right? Is it build up the 352 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.360 goal at certain times? Crazy? Can you burn it quick 353 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:09.720 to go? Not very far? 354 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.159 So you keep continuously burning it here just before the 355 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:15.720 media right hits over and over again before. 356 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:16.279 You just. 357 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:20.360 That is a horrible Just kill yourself at that point, just. 358 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:24.320 Using your last humorously. You get a year more of life, 359 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:28.039 but one second before your infinite death. Why would you 360 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:32.120 do that? I guess no, it's not. That's not better 361 00:15:32.120 --> 00:15:33.879 than that's. 362 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:34.159 Not better than dying at all. 363 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:37.840 It's not even a little bit better than dying. It's 364 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:38.679 not even like slightly. 365 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:40.320 So we mad when we went. 366 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:42.279 Back to the dinosaur age and we saw like the 367 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:45.039 big dinosaur chickens wearing touxedos and ship. 368 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:48.000 Like they actually had a functioning society that up really 369 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:54.000 a lot that would like they still had like black 370 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:57.159 and decker toolboxes like that was like it was really fuck, it's. 371 00:15:57.080 --> 00:15:58.679 A little bit like it has to be like you know, 372 00:15:58.799 --> 00:16:02.320 you know, they found they found some really old tools 373 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:04.919 that they attributed humans, Like, humans are way older than 374 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:07.480 two hundred and fifty thousand years old. Has they speculated 375 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:09.799 like the humans were probably around millions years No, that 376 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:13.080 was just dinosaur tools. We're just too stupid to understand. 377 00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:16.799 And the dinosaurs at Tuxedos that got vaporized just like 378 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:17.440 the their fa. 379 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:21.679 They couldn't fossilize. 380 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:25.480 It's a complete misrepresentation of them because of the fossil record, 381 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:26.879 because clothes evaporated. 382 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:29.679 That's so unsane. But if you go back in time, 383 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:35.080 it was a dinosaur Jesus, you something that I can't. 384 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:39.320 It was. I guess they would have a deity like that. 385 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:43.080 What I do think about, like what did you think 386 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:45.679 about the dinosaur time, is that like it would be 387 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.120 like it would really nice to step in there for 388 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:51.559 like a second and take a deep breath. It would 389 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:54.399 hurt because they got a lot of air back then, 390 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:57.840 I guess, depending on what I don't think, it would 391 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:59.879 probably feel like completely. 392 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.240 It would give you like a really because there's so 393 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:04.319 much option, it would give you a really bad headache. 394 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:06.880 It'd also be way hot too. How do you know 395 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:09.359 the planet was way hotter than I don't think it's 396 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:11.200 true it was. It was a hotter planet then. 397 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:14.119 I actually don't know. I can't say I. 398 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.200 Can there's so much more air would hurt your lungs. 399 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:18.559 Probably you think, like, are you sure? 400 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:23.240 I don't even have like I've never I've never looked 401 00:17:23.279 --> 00:17:24.960 that up. I've never like, there's never been a point 402 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:26.680 of focus for me. To me, it's like when those 403 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:30.160 Earth the Earth was forming, it was obviously extremely hot, 404 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:33.200 multi everything exploding, lots of carbon DIXI blah blah blah 405 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:36.920 blah blah. But like as far as oh, dinosaurs a 406 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:40.400 room in the Earth, like it was older, I don't know. 407 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:43.240 I just feel like it would be not too dissimilar. 408 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:44.720 Now because I'm sure, I'm sure there's. 409 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:46.319 Really it's hotter now because of people. 410 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:50.200 There's technically more there was an industry and right technically 411 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:51.359 then right or more. 412 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:54.839 I'd say once the planet settled, probably probably significantly less. 413 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:57.160 There was way more and then less. I just don't 414 00:17:57.240 --> 00:17:59.039 I can't say, like this is one of those things 415 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:02.440 to feel retarded, even speculating, you know what I mean, Earth, 416 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:07.000 What was the temperature of the Earth during Disaur dinosaur dinosaur, 417 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:10.440 the Jurassic U giant chicken era. 418 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.000 The Earth was significantly warmer during the time of dinosaurs 419 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.480 than it is today, with average global temperatures ranging from 420 00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:19.160 eighteen to twenty five degrees celsius. 421 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:21.880 So what is that I'm so bad with celsius? Like 422 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:25.480 maybe like I'm too American to like, I'm too American 423 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.000 to like accept it, you know, really no, I think 424 00:18:28.079 --> 00:18:31.880 third I've accepted kilograms, but like when it comes to celsius, 425 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:32.759 I just can't accept it. 426 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:35.039 It's only better when you're doing scientific studies of temperature. 427 00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:36.960 That's the only time. It's like, if you're if you're 428 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:39.680 measuring things that you have to jot down research for 429 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:43.559 it is objectively better just to personally, it's not really that. Yu, 430 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:44.480 here's my only problem. 431 00:18:44.480 --> 00:18:47.319 Twenty five degrees celsius is seventy seven degrees. 432 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:48.440 That's the average. 433 00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:53.039 I guess, So what's the average now, well, I'll tell 434 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:53.480 you less. 435 00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:54.400 But so I guess it. 436 00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:57.079 Would have to be less if it's warmer than average 437 00:18:57.680 --> 00:19:01.519 temperature of Earth, because. 438 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:03.880 I know it's like it's like three points something divided 439 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:08.240 by sixteen three point it's like three point something every celsi. 440 00:19:08.279 --> 00:19:09.920 It's three point one degrees divided. 441 00:19:09.599 --> 00:19:13.960 Byround fifteen degrees or something like that. From fifty nine degrees. 442 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:15.799 So it's fifty nine degrees is the average. 443 00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:18.680 Now, yeah, okay, that's pretty Yeah, it little bit hotter. 444 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:20.880 But this is kind of like one of those things 445 00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:23.440 where it's like Mars is like eighty degrees, you know 446 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:26.640 what I mean. I'm like, that's not really that cold. No, 447 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:29.680 well it isn't famously cold. No, it's not famously cold. 448 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:31.880 It's just not it's just not famously hot. 449 00:19:32.759 --> 00:19:36.519 I think I thought Mars is actually colder cold, yeahly 450 00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:39.680 cold that like night. No, I just don't be cause 451 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:40.759 that's because that's pretty better. 452 00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:42.759 The sun looked at him to it's not it's not 453 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:46.200 it's not about the sun. It's just like this, Yeah, 454 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:48.480 it's the atmosphere doesn't hold. It's kind of like like 455 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:53.000 Venus versus Murcy. We're learning Mercury is significantly closer, but 456 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:56.160 Venus is just with all of its fucking Yeah. It's like, 457 00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:58.640 did you I started hanging out in Venus on a 458 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:02.279 star field a little fun oh yeah, just an infernal 459 00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:04.440 it's me. It's cool, like you can see kind of 460 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:07.279 a little bit of the like like it's how heated 461 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:10.160 some of the parts are, and my suit like barely works. 462 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:13.400 Like I'm still like, oh, yeah, you're fucked, and I'm 463 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:14.680 like all right, yeah. 464 00:20:14.759 --> 00:20:17.680 I genuinely kind of like stopping on those empty planets. Yeah, 465 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:20.880 there's something about it. It is boring, it is objectively 466 00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:23.480 like empty, but it's like there's a vibe there to me. 467 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:23.880 I don't know. 468 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:25.119 I don't know how to I don't know how to 469 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:26.000 explain it right. 470 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:29.640 Being in soul like was awesome, like being able to 471 00:20:29.720 --> 00:20:32.359 the Only thing I wish is like, can I kind 472 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:34.480 of if they would have done something? I know that's 473 00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:35.960 a that would have been a lot of work. I 474 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:38.119 know I can't land on the gas giants. Can I 475 00:20:38.119 --> 00:20:39.599 at least fly around in them? 476 00:20:39.799 --> 00:20:40.039 Yeah? 477 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:41.640 I just I just I just want to see that. 478 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:42.559 No one's done that yet. 479 00:20:42.720 --> 00:20:44.200 H If you land on Earth, depending on like where 480 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.400 you land, you'll find like, uh, like a little like 481 00:20:46.519 --> 00:20:48.039 landmarks and ship Oh. 482 00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:50.759 I tried. So I landed. I landed like in the 483 00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:54.279 La area. I landed, uh in Africa. I try to 484 00:20:54.279 --> 00:20:55.880 see the differences, but I didn't see anything. It was 485 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:56.279 like a chance. 486 00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:58.880 There's like I can't remember what the chance is. Like 487 00:20:59.079 --> 00:21:00.720 I think I saw like the tipt the empire state 488 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:05.640 building or something. 489 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:05.160 But Yeah, it's it's cool. That was cool doing that. 490 00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:15.400 Yeah, it's only minus eighty one degrees only. 491 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:21.279 Minus ca Yeah, yeah, there's it's only extremely cold. How 492 00:21:21.279 --> 00:21:22.920 do we tear a form an atmosphere? 493 00:21:23.920 --> 00:21:26.000 You have to put you have to put, you have 494 00:21:26.039 --> 00:21:28.839 to put things there to creoid that created stuff. 495 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:32.279 So we just put a couple of trees. You put 496 00:21:32.279 --> 00:21:34.240 two trees and then it'll be fine. He's a real 497 00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:35.160 here's a real question. 498 00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:39.240 Do you think if every person on planet Earth, so 499 00:21:39.319 --> 00:21:41.279 eight eight plus billion people I think we're at now 500 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:46.000 right something like that, gathered in one place and hyperventilated 501 00:21:46.039 --> 00:21:50.200 for a year like straight. Uh huh, would the atmosphere 502 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:51.880 in that area be like fun because of all the 503 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:52.880 carbon dioxide? 504 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:56.000 Probably not. I think eight billion. 505 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:58.839 People exhaling carbon dioxide the trees in like a really 506 00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:00.920 enclose space, I mean like maybe like a like a 507 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:01.759 square mile. 508 00:22:01.640 --> 00:22:05.119 Some insane. 509 00:22:06.160 --> 00:22:09.799 Hey, uh, I think the scientist could actually calculate that 510 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:11.559 it might be a little significan difference. 511 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:13.480 So all the scientists who listen to the show, I'm 512 00:22:13.480 --> 00:22:16.279 sure there are many of you, write in give us 513 00:22:16.319 --> 00:22:19.599 like a dissertation kind of thing. Ye please, you know, 514 00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:22.039 if you get get fund and get a government grant, 515 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:23.880 whatever you need to get to get this research done. 516 00:22:24.319 --> 00:22:27.640 I want seven billion. I'll settle for no less than 517 00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:29.400 seven billion. But like, if you could get to eight billion, 518 00:22:29.400 --> 00:22:33.880 that begins eight billion people one square mile hyperventilating for 519 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:36.200 one straight year, no rests allowed. 520 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:40.359 I'd appreciate that. Yeah, me too. Yeah, we'll do it. 521 00:22:40.480 --> 00:22:44.559 We'll get it done. Well. I believe in whomever is 522 00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:45.160 gonna do it. 523 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:48.799 I believe in the spirit of the spirit of cooperation 524 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:56.079 that has so clearly as clearly everywhere right now. 525 00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:59.039 I remember hearing this like some sort of like fucking 526 00:22:59.119 --> 00:23:02.559 science talk where it's like, if we ever found the 527 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:07.680 means to terraform Mars, we would just fix Earth first, Yeah, 528 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:09.720 and we wouldn't go to Mars. We'd be like, oh, 529 00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:14.240 let's just fix your yeah, then go to Mars afterwards. 530 00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:15.920 Mars isn't very useful. 531 00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:16.759 This is kind of thing. 532 00:23:16.759 --> 00:23:18.799 It's like a lot of like unless you. 533 00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:21.200 Need like magic, well later, like well on, like you. 534 00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:23.640 Guys are speaking out of practicality. You guys speaking out 535 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:28.160 of practicality. But it's these retarded fucking billionaires. They're the 536 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:29.960 ones that are because they just want to do that 537 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:33.279 frontier ship, So they're going to spend money on trying 538 00:23:33.319 --> 00:23:37.880 to terraform Mars before fixing Earth, like because. 539 00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:40.480 Like figuring out the technology to fix Earth would be 540 00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:43.559 it would be beneficial, Yeah, it would you. 541 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.799 Now, if you can convince them that that to do that, yeah, 542 00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:48.839 like it would be. Hey, if you guys just invested 543 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:51.559 in fixing the Earth, it'll actually free up a lot 544 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:53.839 of people to just now figure out how to terraform Mars. 545 00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:56.720 You know. But they're so fucking. 546 00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:58.759 Greedy they don't think that way. If I want to 547 00:23:58.759 --> 00:24:00.400 buy an AI, they don't. 548 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:03.480 They don't they don't understand that. Like the problem. The 549 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:06.359 problem is that a lot of them are not smart people. 550 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:07.480 They're just rich people. 551 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:10.440 They're very rich, and then they're well they are smart 552 00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:12.079 people to think for them, Yeah. 553 00:24:11.880 --> 00:24:14.680 They're smart, they're not intelligent or like one of the two. 554 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:16.759 Because the thing about it is like, if you have 555 00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:19.559 let's see, if you have a lot of money, you 556 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:24.960 have the freedom to be autistically dedicated to a very 557 00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:28.559 particular thing and drive and learn a lot about it 558 00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:30.599 and get to the point where like I don't care 559 00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:32.200 what other people are actually saying. It's actually like a 560 00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:35.200 degree of arrogance that is inherent to being successful in 561 00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:38.799 any in anything, right, that's kind of the separation. And 562 00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:40.119 so what he happens is like you have a lot 563 00:24:40.119 --> 00:24:42.519 of people who think that they're like gifted, when in 564 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:44.720 reality they just are afforded the. 565 00:24:44.839 --> 00:24:48.319 Time, yeah, to be able to to be able to 566 00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:50.640 Who would who would. 567 00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:53.160 You attribute this to? Because I can't think of anyone 568 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:56.119 that's actually liked that in like that that that's coming 569 00:24:56.119 --> 00:24:58.759 to mind of, like this really rich person that's really driven. 570 00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:01.440 Usually they get to a certain point where they hire 571 00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:02.640 a bunch of people to do everything for them. 572 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:04.119 No, I think that's true. I think what I'm saying 573 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:05.680 is like to even get to the point where you're 574 00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:08.119 even able to do that or willing to do that. 575 00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:08.880 Like, just think about it. 576 00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:11.599 Think about if you had a billion dollars, would. 577 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:12.119 You be doing any of this? 578 00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:14.039 Would I be podcasting? 579 00:25:14.119 --> 00:25:16.839 No? Would you be like, oh, like, would you be 580 00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:18.640 like doing what el Nuss he's doing. No, you'd probably 581 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:20.240 be like enjoying life and fucking off. 582 00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:21.920 Oh what would be doing with the you? 583 00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:24.039 The you, the you that you are now? Would do that? 584 00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:26.160 The you that would have been written because it's like 585 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:29.160 I Kingston me right, the person I am right now, right, 586 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:31.880 I've been poor, so now my brain is like, I 587 00:25:31.880 --> 00:25:34.519 don't really I really even before that, but now I'm like, 588 00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:37.319 I can't sit idly by and know people are suffering 589 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:40.079 in their lives. I wouldn't want to don't. I would 590 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:40.480 want to do. 591 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.720 You do it all the time, I guess, but I 592 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:44.880 wouldn't want to do I guess to the level of 593 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:46.279 like power and influence you have. 594 00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:48.880 Yeah, that's the that's the biggest difference. 595 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:54.359 I'll be honest. If the world wasn't suffering me being 596 00:25:54.359 --> 00:25:58.920 involved in and like space trekking and ship like that, 597 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:01.240 I would love to be involve than that. Even though 598 00:26:01.279 --> 00:26:03.119 I'm like retarded, I would still just love to be 599 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:06.680 like here in the zener room and hear what you're 600 00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:09.039 talking about, dumb it down for me please, and stuff 601 00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:10.759 like that, basically what they do to Elon Musk, right. 602 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:13.359 But the only difference is he's using all of the 603 00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:16.640 subsidies from our fucking pockets to do that ship. And 604 00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:18.039 that's one thing where I wouldn't be able to do. 605 00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:20.279 I'd be like, I can't fucking take all these such 606 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:23.119 these billions of dollars and use it on my dumbass 607 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:26.480 endeavors knowing that people are starving. That's the only difference, right, 608 00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:29.960 all that ship was privatize and give it to me 609 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:32.240 by like a I don't even want to. I was 610 00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:35.039 gonna say Saudi oil money. But that's complicated too, you. 611 00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:40.039 Know, this is the way it's like once that's the problem, 612 00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:42.200 Like everything is complicated. Yeah, I think I would get 613 00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:44.039 some headache and thinking like is this money ethical? Is 614 00:26:44.079 --> 00:26:44.559 this money to go? 615 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:49.640 Yeah? Thing do ethical things with it? I think at 616 00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:51.240 that moment, you know, because it's like the idea of 617 00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:53.920 you morally watching the money yourself. 618 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.759 If you can flip it, yeah, flip it into something good. 619 00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:00.440 Even if I got like like that fucking like money 620 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:02.759 from Amazon and probably the n R and all that 621 00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:05.000 bullshit I would build recently helping people, I. 622 00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:09.359 Would spend all my money building building a scarab. 623 00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:14.640 For terraforming. Isn't it terraforming? Yeah? 624 00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:14.880 It is? 625 00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:15.400 Like what. 626 00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:17.720 What do you mean? 627 00:27:17.880 --> 00:27:20.519 So it's a giant tank that shoots the lasers of 628 00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:22.920 the ground. Oh are you talking about not the actual 629 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:23.759 like beetle? 630 00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:25.680 No, no, no, I mean maybe I would dabble in 631 00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:28.000 like building a little scat Okay, that. 632 00:27:28.119 --> 00:27:29.640 Was like what are we talking about here? 633 00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:31.359 No, Yeah, like a scab tank. I want to build 634 00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:31.960 a scaub tank. 635 00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:32.240 And that's all. 636 00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:34.400 That's all I would If I had money, I would. 637 00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:36.319 Just like giant wildlife preserves. 638 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.079 If I had like ten grand I would do that. 639 00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:43.680 Just that would like nigan't how much of car costs 640 00:27:43.720 --> 00:27:47.759 you would hire, you would and they would be employed 641 00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:49.680 for like a week, and then they would be like, 642 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:53.200 we're out of money. Well, we're out of money. Just 643 00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:54.839 we're paying us to be here for a week. We 644 00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:58.799 don't even have materials. Well, we jotted down, we tried, 645 00:27:59.160 --> 00:27:59.759 we tried. 646 00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:03.160 It's the complete lowest effort attempt, just to say that 647 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:03.799 you attempted. 648 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:07.640 Yeah, that would be cool, like history books, Christal attempted 649 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:12.880 to build a fucking scare up taken it wouldn't be 650 00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:13.799 a footnote out of the thing. 651 00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:18.079 I think anything that's true. I trying to revitalize. 652 00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:22.000 I'd have to become president and then like, uh re 653 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.240 revise history so that. 654 00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:24.599 I feel like that's possible. 655 00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:28.359 I I literally feel like right now we could trick 656 00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:30.440 enough people and to start donating a bunch of money 657 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:32.559 and get the wave going. And all you gotta do 658 00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:34.799 is do what the Democrats aren't willing to do is 659 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:38.000 just fucking why just lie like you're you're gonna you 660 00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:41.200 want to do real ship, but also lie about all 661 00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:43.519 this awesome ship. Yeah, what you can't fucking do. 662 00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:45.160 There was a point in my life where I was like, 663 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.160 you know, what, principles are important, But then it's I 664 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:49.880 don't know, I don't know if I feel that anymore. 665 00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:52.880 It's it's too ridiculous, just because if you're playing a game, 666 00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.440 if you're if you're the only person in the game 667 00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:57.480 not cheating, then. 668 00:28:57.359 --> 00:29:00.519 You're just you're just lose. Why are you playing if 669 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:01.079 you know you can't? 670 00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:03.440 Yeah, like why play at all? 671 00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:06.799 Like just I don't care, like a the dealer tells you, Uh, 672 00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:10.400 I wreag this game? You should? I deal you in sure? 673 00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:11.279 Like what do you mean? 674 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:11.839 I tell you what? 675 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:16.119 Democrats just pass laws with no approval. Fucking just do it, 676 00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:22.359 just do it. We don't care anymore, like everything, yeah, everything. 677 00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:24.640 I think. The thing is this, right, It's time pander 678 00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:27.119 to the groups that you can pander to, you know, like, 679 00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:32.119 pander to the green niggas, lie to them, the moderate niggas. 680 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:36.240 Just lie everyone, because like, don't even you don't even need. 681 00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:40.720 You don't even need the stupid other side. There's more 682 00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:44.400 people on the modern and progressive side. Just fuck those 683 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:46.079 other guys like you niggas suck. 684 00:29:46.039 --> 00:29:51.799 No, just lie nothing. 685 00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:55.160 Absolutely yeah. I think it's like the idea of like 686 00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.079 I think if we got like a really altruistic person 687 00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:59.039 I became president, next it was like, all right, I'm 688 00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:01.599 going to becompress, isn't it. I'm gonna roll back all 689 00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:04.519 this retards bullshit, and then I'm gonna give up a 690 00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:06.880 lot of the power of the president. That'd be amazing, 691 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.279 but that would never happen any person that would president. 692 00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:12.599 You went too far with the other part is they're 693 00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.279 not gonna give any power, but they can't roll back 694 00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.359 the retard ship and then make laws to make sure 695 00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:20.720 that retarded ship couldn't happen again, because that's that's a 696 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:23.039 better that's what they're trying to do in ways like 697 00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:25.200 say you see, like what's happening in Texas, for example, 698 00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:26.000 I think we should just to see it. 699 00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:29.240 Quite frankly, I honestly we would. 700 00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:31.400 We wouldn't. 701 00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:32.799 The Red States wouldn't be too good. 702 00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:35.279 They would just conquer us. Again, there's no Red States 703 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:40.799 we'd be leave America, right, it would be succeeded, right, 704 00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:44.359 and then what happens They'll be like, no, no, they 705 00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:44.759 wouldn't be. 706 00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:45.720 There would be a good riddance. 707 00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:47.640 I think they would say that. I think it was 708 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:49.519 that at first for sure, they'd be like, yeah, get 709 00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:52.440 out of here. And then they'd be like yo, yo, 710 00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:57.839 Georgia's eating itself literalous look at it. Kinda adopts us 711 00:30:58.119 --> 00:31:01.240 trying to be like wild this ship. 712 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:08.079 Let's get those fucking cars. Man, I want a Chinese 713 00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.119 electric car. Those vehicles, I'm not gonna lie. Have you 714 00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:12.680 seen the thousand bucks brother? 715 00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:13.000 You know? 716 00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:15.519 But even not even like I was looking at one 717 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.400 that was thirty it was like there's cheaper ones. 718 00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:21.079 Yeah, like yeah, fourteen thousand dollars for car, better than 719 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:22.119 any tussla on the market. 720 00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:24.000 I'm just like, what what do you mean? 721 00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:29.039 It's frustrating they can part sideways seeing that shit is crazy. 722 00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:30.680 They look like fucking tron bikes. 723 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.519 But cars is the real The real issue with all 724 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:34.559 this stuff is like, yeah. 725 00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:36.720 Probably wouldn't drive you around, you around and me around, 726 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:37.960 absolutely not. 727 00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:40.079 The f I'd be like, the funny thing about all 728 00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:42.880 this you the funny thing about all this is like 729 00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:45.119 there's like a generalized kind of like feeling China where 730 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:47.359 it's like, oh, China's not free and they're doing all 731 00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:50.559 sorts of crazy like evil shit, right, and uh yeah, 732 00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:54.720 But like I think the dividing line between us and 733 00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:59.400 them now is so painfully minuscule that it's just like, oh, well, 734 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.839 what's the fuck difference? The word like going up to 735 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:05.119 people with in like masks with secret police and throwing 736 00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:08.279 them in fucking jail, throwing them into fucking random camps 737 00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.799 in El Salvador, Like, yeah, what's the why? What's the difference? 738 00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:14.839 I do want people to understand who cares now that like, 739 00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:18.279 instead of just listening to your freak fucking social uh 740 00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:22.000 social media experts or whatever, that's just feeding you propaganda. 741 00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:23.799 Like why not compare and contrast? 742 00:32:23.880 --> 00:32:24.640 Maybe use a. 743 00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:27.640 Chat GPT or something to see what are the worst 744 00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.759 things that China are doing right now versus one of 745 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:31.240 the worst things that America is doing right now? And 746 00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:35.160 you'd be fucking horrified by Like the American Empire has 747 00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:38.480 been so fucking disgusting and we've been unfortunately completed because 748 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:38.880 we live here. 749 00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:40.640 Well, I think it would be I think the issue 750 00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:44.200 is like I think it would be largely equivalent, and 751 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:45.519 so like, what's the I think. 752 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.599 I think we beat them severely. 753 00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:49.720 I think I think, I think we think. 754 00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:52.839 I think I think now, I think we. I think 755 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:56.279 American empire for a thousand military bases over the world. 756 00:32:56.319 --> 00:32:57.359 I think we beat them. 757 00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.000 I think as the Empire of America, we are. We are. 758 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:00.720 I think we. 759 00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:04.200 I think without the nuke, I think the nuke does it. 760 00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:05.599 I really think. 761 00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:08.799 I feel like the problem is like since we can't 762 00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:13.920 like conceptualize, or at least most people can't conceptualize what 763 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.519 America has done to countries because they don't get to 764 00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:19.799 see the murdered death and famine instruction, like they can 765 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.000 picture how bad the American Empire has been. So when 766 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:28.279 I say, like how significantly worse they've been, You're like, 767 00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:30.200 I don't know. I'm like, this is what I'm talking about, 768 00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:35.519 Like it's it is, it's here. It's just like it's 769 00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:38.480 it's really bad. It's unfortunately bad. And we're just seeing 770 00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:40.240 as since one of the West where it seems good guys, 771 00:33:40.359 --> 00:33:43.160 same thing's happening right now Israel, palasteign West, good guys. 772 00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.519 East bad guys, it keeps happening. 773 00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:47.200 Well, the reality is like the way that I feel bad, 774 00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:49.640 It's like it seems like everything's everything's a bad guy. 775 00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:53.119 So like, what's what's really the difference? We like, who 776 00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:56.359 really cares the problem? From the perspective of an American 777 00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:59.599 where you're like, oh, China's bad, It's like, well, we're 778 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.759 bad too, So what's the difference? 779 00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:05.240 What's the moral line? And being like, oh, it just 780 00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:09.159 it makes I actually agree with you and I'm and 781 00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:11.880 I was further on I was, yeah, no, I completely 782 00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.960 agree with that actually, and it was just more of 783 00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.599 like I'll go even further and say, if you're all 784 00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:19.480 about morality, you should have left America a long time ago, 785 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:20.000 you know. 786 00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:22.400 Like if you're being there that it's like I just 787 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:24.199 don't know enough. I straight up just don't know enough 788 00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:24.840 about China. 789 00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:26.559 It's just it's just the thing. But that's the thing. 790 00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:31.159 It's Uh, I feel like it was really funny that uh, 791 00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:33.239 speed of all people. 792 00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:36.920 Showed regular people. 793 00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:40.199 That China isn't nearly as bad as I thought, because 794 00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:42.679 people have an idea of how fucked it is and 795 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:46.559 it isn't certain aspects, but also they're making great gains 796 00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:48.480 and other like say, when it comes to labor and 797 00:34:48.519 --> 00:34:51.159 other things that we remember how bad fucking it it 798 00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:56.519 was notoriously and then now it's starting to pick up 799 00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:58.760 it started, and at a certain point it's probably gonna 800 00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:02.679 overtake America. It's treating their fucking people better. It's fucking crazy. 801 00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:06.079 It's pissing me off that like American close to that, 802 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:07.079 it's even close. 803 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:11.679 Crazy in our lives, it was way word. 804 00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:14.480 I remember the fucking fox comment, like the nets on on, 805 00:35:14.599 --> 00:35:16.559 like outside of the fox Cott factories are people like 806 00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:18.559 to catch people from killing them. 807 00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:21.800 Exactly and ship like that. Obviously it is good in 808 00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:25.039 the countries around China. It was like Southeast Asia. That 809 00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:29.039 still is happening pretty prominently. In China itself, they're like 810 00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:33.480 taking care of their people better significantly than when we 811 00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:35.480 grew up when we knew, like when they're at their 812 00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.519 absolute worst, especially around the North American Free Trade Agreement, 813 00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:42.440 like things like that, when China was like everything's being 814 00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:47.039 built over there now and uh, it's I think morality 815 00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:51.559 doesn't like unfortunately, people, morality doesn't matter anymore, dude, it doesn't, 816 00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:52.159 it doesn't matter. 817 00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:55.679 It's just it's time to just until people start actually 818 00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:56.199 enforcing it. 819 00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:59.559 The thing is, I'm over it, I think because Vince. 820 00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:02.199 You can't convince people to be moral. They don't care. 821 00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:08.800 You have until it's like a mandatory cause. Expecting someone 822 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:12.760 expecting a capitalistic place to be moral is like, no, 823 00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:16.360 it's not gonna just like any place with unless someone 824 00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:20.119 is somebody more powerful installing morallity, like hey, you gotta 825 00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:24.960 do it. Any place, they just they can't exist, but 826 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:29.480 they have to be red, like you can't have one immediately. 827 00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:33.800 Any place where dogs roam free is inherently evil. 828 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:35.000 That is true. 829 00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.159 You say that because dogs are the worst. They're literally 830 00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:40.119 the best. I think they're kind of evil. Look, I 831 00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:42.239 think they see their shady eyes, you know, when they're 832 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:44.559 like they never see the dogs. 833 00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.079 You ever see the dog ship? 834 00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:46.360 You know. 835 00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:49.400 Dogs are so heavily created by humans. They're just a 836 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:50.320 mirror of ours. 837 00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.159 They have our eyes. Literally, we gave them human eyes. 838 00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:54.760 And gave them we installed human eyes. 839 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:58.039 So that's so unfortunate. Would just get worse eyes, They 840 00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.199 would just get so much worse out there. 841 00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:03.480 No, well, their eyes are actually notoriously worse. What do 842 00:37:03.559 --> 00:37:05.119 you dog's eyes are way worse. 843 00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:07.960 They see as much color variety. But they're they're literally 844 00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:11.880 sharper eyes. They're better at tracking movement and stuff like 845 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:15.119 literally congratulations. 846 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.519 So would you rather have a human's eyes or a 847 00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:20.719 dog's eyes? I'd rather see all the color. I want 848 00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:23.199 to see more colors. I actually wish I had better 849 00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:25.320 eyes than human that which I had, like a bat's 850 00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:27.960 eye or whatever. The what's what's that animal that sees everything? 851 00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:33.360 Bad eyes? I think all I know is that. 852 00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.239 I think they're not actually blind, but they're not blind. 853 00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.079 They don't have good eyes though whatever whatever. 854 00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:40.280 Animals dark, but you have to have really good eyes 855 00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:40.880 to live in the dark. 856 00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:42.280 No you don't. That's what I have. 857 00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:46.079 That's why they have their own special build location. 858 00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:47.559 They don't do that. That's fake. 859 00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.960 That's like an X Man. You're confusing that with like 860 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:52.000 confusing X. 861 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.960 Men's with real life. What are you doing. 862 00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:57.440 That dumb and fucking Sega game echoed the dolphin. We 863 00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:58.599 don't real that. 864 00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:02.199 Stop. Stop. That is a constant thing that I went 865 00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:05.559 through my life. Stop. I literally was in class talking 866 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:08.039 about idiots and my teacher was like, that is a 867 00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:09.719 time where I was like, you play as this doff 868 00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:11.920 while you beat pollution. But at the end there's a. 869 00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:15.360 I don't know why there's I was like, what are 870 00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:16.119 you talking about? 871 00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:18.840 And I'm like, this is a real game. Was the 872 00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:20.239 first two of you now you're fired? 873 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.840 Friend, you you're fired? 874 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:26.679 Friend was recently and there was this, uh one of 875 00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:28.119 our friends was high and he was like, there was 876 00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:30.920 there's a fly kind of flying around the apartment, and 877 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:32.719 he was like really obsessive with that. He was he's 878 00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:34.880 trying to kill it, and all of us just agreed 879 00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.360 to just pretend like there was no fly. 880 00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:41.039 He's g gonna really psyched up. 881 00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:42.320 That's so mean. 882 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:45.239 It's awesome. I love that. It's so fun messing with 883 00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.199 people who are just like not all there. Yeah, until 884 00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:50.400 they like snap and kill all of you. That's fine. 885 00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:53.920 Whatever. There was this movie. There's this movie that Lily 886 00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:56.000 had a bunch of friends over and they were watching 887 00:38:56.039 --> 00:38:57.360 a bunch of women. So it was you know, it 888 00:38:57.400 --> 00:38:57.840 was terrible. 889 00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:58.719 I'm sorry. 890 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:03.119 It was watching this movie about a family, a man 891 00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:06.199 who was marrying this woman and he had two kids 892 00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.960 and she was from like she survived the cult. She 893 00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:13.360 survived the cult, right, and she was like living she know, 894 00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:16.320 she rehabilitated and everything, and the kids didn't like her. 895 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:18.920 So what they did is they started they found out 896 00:39:18.920 --> 00:39:22.159 she's a five of the Colona stood purposefully like fucking 897 00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.880 like lying to her about like fucking information sort of 898 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:31.039 like just like re reigniting her her fucking traumatic experiences. 899 00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:35.599 Jojo watch this movie and it's such a crazy movie 900 00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:39.000 because she completely snaps again and I'm like, how the 901 00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:43.760 fuck could you be so inconsiderate to play on a 902 00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:46.960 person's trauma like that? I think, And she kills the 903 00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:50.320 family and it's like, this bitch, this family, Like I 904 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.960 was watching that movie and I could not call them. 905 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:53.920 I forgot what was called. 906 00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:55.840 I could actually because I remember some weird she was 907 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:57.719 watching some dumb cult thing and I'm like, this is 908 00:39:57.800 --> 00:39:59.480 dumb and gay. I don't care, but like it was 909 00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:01.039 the TV was next to my computer. 910 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:01.840 That concept. 911 00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:03.599 I remember seeing some cult ship. 912 00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:05.760 Yeah, that condent was interesting. But it's like imagine that, 913 00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:08.360 imagine doing that somebody and being like I can't believe 914 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:09.800 she snapped on us, Yeah. 915 00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:11.599 I can't, Like how dare she? 916 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:13.239 That is? 917 00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:16.480 So that is evil, like people like fucking with animals 918 00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:18.920 and then it rips their throw it out and like could. 919 00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:22.000 You it's it's the people that like shouldn't even be 920 00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.119 in a place. It's like, oh, you're not even studying this. 921 00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:31.719 You shouldn't no place, just like I'm gonna go bother 922 00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:32.480 these grizzly bears. 923 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:36.639 It's like, my guy, why what purpose gotta you know? 924 00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:39.480 Sometimes you gotta just like go up to a grizzly 925 00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:43.000 bear while it's eating its salmon, snatch it and then 926 00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:44.639 push it. 927 00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:47.880 You think scared You pushed it down, like shoved it 928 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:49.239 to the floor. They're gonna be nervous. 929 00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:52.599 Well, yeah, like if you were, we're gonna say down 930 00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:53.480 that flight and stairs. 931 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:04.880 Oh yeah. Famously battle inclines trees. Trees aren't inclines, you fucking. 932 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.280 I mean they're vert vertical incline. 933 00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:10.559 No, they're just vertical like hills like people are. Like, O, 934 00:41:10.599 --> 00:41:11.360 if you're running from my. 935 00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:14.480 Bear, you do you think a tree is exactly ninety 936 00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:15.559 degrees kingson. 937 00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:18.400 I know it's not exactly ninety degrees. I'm referring to 938 00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:18.920 walk it. 939 00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:22.280 Well, I can't use its claws to like burrow into 940 00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:25.559 the hills. Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me that 941 00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:26.360 it wouldn't be out. 942 00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:28.679 Of stubby legs. That famously stubby legs. 943 00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:31.800 Actually, I just I it doesn't register to me that 944 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:33.280 it would be harder to walk up a hill then 945 00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:33.880 climbate tree. 946 00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:36.480 Why do you have such stupid facts like in your. 947 00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:39.760 Head autism, autism and a lot of PBS bro. 948 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:43.000 Like that feels that's such an unnecessary thing to know. 949 00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:44.679 I heard it, you're funning from a bear, you go 950 00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:46.280 down a hill, and I was like, why the down 951 00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:46.880 and down? 952 00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:48.079 Looks you mean up? 953 00:41:48.360 --> 00:41:51.679 I think I think down. I think they'll just roll 954 00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:54.360 and then they'll be faster. They'll just yeah. But like, 955 00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:57.679 I don't it's not gonna I'm not taking straight. 956 00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:59.639 I'm not taking advice from you anymore because I think 957 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.920 the fucker's like, it's gonna start rolling, it's gonna sonic 958 00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.519 into your body. I don't trust that. 959 00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:07.679 Man. 960 00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:09.800 I've seen bears whole ass. I don't want to be 961 00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:10.719 anywhere near bear. 962 00:42:11.360 --> 00:42:15.840 I've seen bears. Don't like the way they move normally, 963 00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:20.159 and then when they're running after something, this their locomotion 964 00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:24.000 doesn't make sense because they move really fucking fast. I'm 965 00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:27.679 pretty sure bears horses, which is crazy, and it's like, 966 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:31.280 why is this possible? True? I think they are faster 967 00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:35.079 horses on average. Maybe the fastest horse is probably faster. 968 00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:36.039 I don't know. 969 00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:37.159 I don't I can't see that. 970 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:39.199 I know that. I know that bears can burst up 971 00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:40.159 to forty miles per hour. 972 00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:42.400 The horses can't do that. Horse is a doing that? 973 00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:43.400 I don't know how. 974 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:47.400 I literally have no probably like average, like thirty something, 975 00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:48.159 not forty. 976 00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:50.760 I've seen a horse running like one hundred miles an hour. 977 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.400 It's interesting. Was it called the Mustang? Was it a car? 978 00:42:53.440 --> 00:43:02.599 You retard well well seeing fairness? 979 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:04.159 It was like six horses, bro, do you know how 980 00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:06.960 scary adding horse? 981 00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:10.119 The damage? You know what the damage would do to 982 00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:12.280 its own body? If it moved that fast. 983 00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:15.039 It is going to break its legs and then you're 984 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:18.519 fucking it was set on fire, it might have spurned. 985 00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:22.840 It would break its legs, crunch into the ground and 986 00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.039 sand itself into nothing. 987 00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:28.360 Just slowed down just enough to where you'll be fine, 988 00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.639 just the s laughting and like, uh, here was another horse? 989 00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:36.119 What is the lit's max max horse? Let's see, I'm 990 00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.000 guessing like thirty five. 991 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:38.599 I'm guessing two hundred an hour. 992 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:41.719 Even though I'm guessing I'm guessing thirty max. 993 00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:46.719 Okay, so here's here's a question, that's the speed of 994 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:48.920 a horse. What do you think the fastest a horse 995 00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:50.280 has ever traveled at? 996 00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:52.320 That's a dumb question because the horse why you got 997 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:54.039 knocked out of a car that was moving one time, 998 00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:55.920 that's what I'm saying, moving at like two. 999 00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:01.440 That's like a speedy tru There the forty four miles 1000 00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:04.760 per hour forty four forty four fast horse ever calculated. 1001 00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:08.719 That's current world record fastest horses approximately forty four miles. 1002 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:09.800 That's a crazy that's crazy. 1003 00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:10.320 It's crazy. 1004 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:12.320 That horse doesn't even understand that he has that record, 1005 00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:15.519 of course not. It's so sad, there's right, he doesn't 1006 00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.320 even just like you're the best at something and it 1007 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:18.679 doesn't even occur to you. 1008 00:44:18.880 --> 00:44:21.880 It's like never get recorded, like oh, this is technically 1009 00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:23.079 the fastest jolk forever. 1010 00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:27.480 It's like there's someone out there, Yeah, there is, there's 1011 00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:29.920 someone out there with like the quickest come on record. 1012 00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:32.199 There's someone out there with like we. 1013 00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:36.239 Got thirty five, not forty for the bear, so but 1014 00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:37.119 close enough. 1015 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.400 What's the average speed of a bear off a horse? 1016 00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:41.719 Like on average usually twenty something? Right? 1017 00:44:41.760 --> 00:44:44.559 I don't know, man, that makes average speed average beat 1018 00:44:44.599 --> 00:44:46.480 of a horse? I would say around twenty It makes 1019 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:49.760 sense average beat of a horse, doesn't it happen that 1020 00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:52.440 like if they're lying down too long their fucking organs 1021 00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:53.679 get tangled or something. 1022 00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:54.199 I don't know. 1023 00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:57.960 I think I read that a long time ago. Woweah 1024 00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:00.440 damn remember adging averaging thirty miles an hours? 1025 00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:03.800 Crazy as a human? Yes, because they are small. That's 1026 00:45:03.880 --> 00:45:06.719 like that's terrified to be able to sight. 1027 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:10.440 You ever see like a human run like faster than 1028 00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:13.360 like twenty five miles an hour. It's fucking like notice it. 1029 00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:15.880 It's like it's weird because like a car, you don't 1030 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:18.039 think anything of it, but when it's a person, it 1031 00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:21.840 looks fucking hilarious because it's just you know, your eyes 1032 00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:23.599 are You're like, humans aren't supposed. 1033 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:25.519 To become immediately concerned safety. 1034 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:29.400 It's the idea because of like like leopards, right, or 1035 00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.800 like cheetahs. Seeing a cheetah move forward when it's sprinting 1036 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:36.039 is insane because you feel like this is getting dragged forward, 1037 00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:38.559 like someone sped up the camera on it a post 1038 00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:41.360 like humans were not. Really we're not the biggest animals, 1039 00:45:41.400 --> 00:45:46.199 so us moving that fast it's kind of freaky gorilla 1040 00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:48.079 like moving at you and it's just like skipping frames 1041 00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:55.000 because they're moving so quick. Let's say you're getting. 1042 00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:56.800 Give me your home, right, I think you've be a 1043 00:45:56.840 --> 00:46:00.800 gorilla and chess. I think maybe that'll probably get upset 1044 00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:01.079 and just. 1045 00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:05.239 Break that it doesn't understand what's happening, will be like 1046 00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:06.079 I don't get this game. 1047 00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:11.079 Yeah, it really likes you know, like the way it's arranged, 1048 00:46:11.079 --> 00:46:12.920 and then you move something and it just gets mad 1049 00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:13.800 and slaps. 1050 00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:14.119 Your face off. 1051 00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:19.679 I can see that happening, meet. 1052 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:21.039 I don't think there's anything that it could be the 1053 00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:24.079 gorilla in uh maybe shooting. 1054 00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:30.480 Maybe what if like, okay, so separate room PvP, you're 1055 00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:32.800 playing some fucking Halo or something. I guess I think 1056 00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:37.280 I would just through the fucking wall, grabs you, and 1057 00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:40.320 it yakes you out like fucking Freddy Krueger in that 1058 00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:41.480 first movie. 1059 00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:46.760 But it drags the bitch, It grabs the three sixty, 1060 00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:49.360 understands it as a weapon, and bashes my brains in 1061 00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:49.679 with it. 1062 00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:50.920 That's what will happen. 1063 00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:54.280 Sculpts always gorilla always wins. 1064 00:46:54.599 --> 00:47:00.400 Sculpt a figure of chief figure skating, ooh, grilla win. 1065 00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:03.440 You can be a gorilla swimming. I've seen gorillas spin 1066 00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:06.039 a lot. I don't know, man, you can't swim, that 1067 00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:07.320 you're that bad at swimming. 1068 00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:08.719 I'm like, okay, it's I don't. 1069 00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:12.079 I don't. I have never paid. Can you consider yourself 1070 00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:14.079 someone that can swim? Honestly? 1071 00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:14.960 Uh? 1072 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:16.800 Sure? 1073 00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:21.880 So? No, I know I can swim. Can you swim? 1074 00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:24.440 I can swim? What does that mean? Can you con 1075 00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:29.800 I've The only contexts that I've swim in are situations 1076 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.639 where you really don't need to know how. 1077 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:33.280 To swim, Like like, if you go in the pool, 1078 00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:36.159 can you can you, with not major effort get from 1079 00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.480 one point to the pool, yes, and then to the 1080 00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:39.320 back to the same point. 1081 00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:41.960 Because anybody can do that. There are people who can swim, 1082 00:47:41.960 --> 00:47:42.559 who can do that. 1083 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.599 I think they're just terrified and then they just somehow can't. 1084 00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:48.519 I think that, in my opinion, that's all it is. 1085 00:47:48.559 --> 00:47:50.519 I think most people can swim. It's kind of innate 1086 00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:53.079 with us. Literally, I don't think so. I think the 1087 00:47:53.159 --> 00:47:55.800 question convince themselves to swim as a thing, because here's 1088 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:58.679 the thing. I think the question can you swim? Is 1089 00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:02.320 the question really is if you were dropped in the ocean, 1090 00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:04.880 Oh no, most people can't swim. 1091 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:06.159 If you were dropped in the ocean. 1092 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:07.159 You can't the ocean? 1093 00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:09.000 How could you regulated? 1094 00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:09.360 Do you? 1095 00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:10.360 Could you realistic? 1096 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:14.159 Could you effortlessly or not effortlessly, but like reasonably well? 1097 00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:17.880 Could you regulate yourself to be as maximally efficient at 1098 00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:21.480 getting from one point to another in like a situation 1099 00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:23.119 where you're not in just a pool where you could 1100 00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:25.400 kick off the ground like you're in deep water. 1101 00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:27.239 If you were, if you were putting Olympic pool, would 1102 00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:27.719 you be fine? 1103 00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:30.840 I don't know how big, and I don't know how big. 1104 00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:33.719 It's just the biggest thirteenth yeah, whatever, this is. 1105 00:48:33.679 --> 00:48:34.599 The biggest pool. Fine. 1106 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:36.559 I mean, what's the difference between nine or thirteen? Here's 1107 00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:36.800 the thing. 1108 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:42.599 Swimming, there's nothing. If you asked me to swim from 1109 00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:46.119 one end of a lake to the other, I don't know. 1110 00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:48.320 Do you know that? You know that big gorge, I 1111 00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:49.400 don't know if I could do that, You know that 1112 00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:53.280 big gorge and Newpaulets where the cliff jumps are. No, 1113 00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:56.119 I swim from one side of that to the other one. 1114 00:48:56.119 --> 00:48:58.880 And it was maybe it was maybe like a little 1115 00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:00.679 over a third of a mile. When I was in 1116 00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:02.960 good shape, and I got out of the water, and 1117 00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:06.400 I vomited so hard and I couldn't breathe, and I 1118 00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:09.719 was like, oh, this is like real because I've never 1119 00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:11.480 really swam before. That's what I mean. 1120 00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:12.840 Nobody's crazy. 1121 00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:13.960 Can you float? Well? 1122 00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:15.519 Yeah, yeah, I don't float. 1123 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:18.480 But because i'm I'm because I'm bigger now, I can 1124 00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:20.360 float very well when I was young. 1125 00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:23.760 Yeah, No, I just can't. I can't. I still can't. 1126 00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:26.440 We got we gotta pull out our apartment. I still float. Really, 1127 00:49:26.679 --> 00:49:27.199 I don't flow? 1128 00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:29.159 Are you just muscle? 1129 00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:32.519 I'm just I think it's I heard that it's about 1130 00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:33.360 bound density. 1131 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:36.639 That is a part of it. To me, it's it. 1132 00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:41.079 It sounds like a science fucking like racist ship. No, 1133 00:49:41.079 --> 00:49:43.559 not when you're when you're trying to float at all. No, 1134 00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:46.119 it's just it just doesn't happen. So I have to 1135 00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:48.840 kick my legs like a retard if I wanted to 1136 00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:51.440 try to float. You know what I'm saying, I'm compellering 1137 00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:51.840 my feet. 1138 00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:52.199 I can't. 1139 00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:53.000 I can't. 1140 00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.079 I can't just mean treading, because I can, I can 1141 00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:55.599 just treading. 1142 00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:57.280 No, I literally just can't. I can't float. 1143 00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:57.920 That's crazy. 1144 00:49:58.039 --> 00:49:59.880 Like even if I try to go on my back, 1145 00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:03.719 I'll start like sinking. Oh really, yeah, you. 1146 00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:04.800 Can tread water pretty well. 1147 00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:08.599 I did, But I know to swim easily, like the 1148 00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:11.320 things you have to Swimming underwater is easy. 1149 00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:12.400 It's very easy. 1150 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:14.199 That's the thing that I feel like anybody should be 1151 00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:15.559 able to figure out to do because all you gotta 1152 00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:17.440 do is just kick your legs and you'll start moving 1153 00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:20.079 forward and then you can use a little bit extra 1154 00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:22.519 or you can do this. It's above water where I 1155 00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:24.880 feel like it gets tricky because then people that's where 1156 00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.800 you need to learn, like have a class to how 1157 00:50:26.840 --> 00:50:29.039 to breathe. So like say, if you're doing the you know, 1158 00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:32.840 like you know when you're trading, that's not intuitive, like 1159 00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:33.920 you need to learn how to do that. 1160 00:50:33.960 --> 00:50:35.960 I guess swimming for me felt I learned how to 1161 00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.719 swim later in my life. Granted I know how swim 1162 00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:38.800 when I was gonna be like nine or. 1163 00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:41.719 Ten, nineteen ten. You said later in your life, nine 1164 00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:43.599 or ten, that's not later in your life. 1165 00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:46.760 Well, that's like how to swim when they're just young already. 1166 00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:49.639 What do you grandma? My grandma can't swim, but like 1167 00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.440 my her kids and stuff like that, they were like 1168 00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:53.440 little kids. 1169 00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:56.480 Oh because they like this, So somebody taught them like 1170 00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:57.519 as little kids out of. 1171 00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.039 The Yeah, but they learned, but they learned how to 1172 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.519 do that younger. I learned how to do it later. 1173 00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:04.079 I don't think I guess relative to that, but I 1174 00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:06.360 think ten is like pretty it's probably average. 1175 00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:10.239 Later in your life is a dumb way to describe later. 1176 00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:11.880 Later. 1177 00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:13.239 No, I just bed later. 1178 00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:14.480 It would have been better. I learned how to swim 1179 00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:15.440 a little later compared to. 1180 00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:17.840 That's not even later. Like I thought you, like, oh, 1181 00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:21.400 you learned in high school swim probably around seven eight. 1182 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:23.440 Yeah, I feel like. 1183 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.920 That's pretty normal. Yeah, probably eight years old. 1184 00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:27.039 That's what when when. 1185 00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:28.599 You said later in life, I'm thinking, like, you're already 1186 00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:30.119 got like care. 1187 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:33.400 Something, you know, Like I was a verg I. 1188 00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:37.199 Was not a virgin by the time that I was 1189 00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:37.880 envisioning what. 1190 00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:39.480 Was because most people, I know, I learned how some 1191 00:51:39.519 --> 00:51:43.119 way earlier. If they know how to swim. YEA, babies very. 1192 00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:46.239 See of people dropping babies. That's crazy, that's hilarious. 1193 00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:48.920 What crazy is that it's supposed it's supposed to be fine, 1194 00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:51.760 but it feels so brutal the way they. 1195 00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:54.039 Just the thing they think about it is like you 1196 00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:55.880 couldn't do that to me currently, as an adult and 1197 00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:58.559 have me like be okay, yeah you couldn't. 1198 00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:00.079 You couldn't throw me Definitely try. 1199 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:05.639 Underhanded into a pool and I'll be okay, I'd be 1200 00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:06.320 very upset. 1201 00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:08.800 Yeah, I can't do that thing, Like I can't. I don't, 1202 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:09.920 like I can't. 1203 00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:15.800 I need a like a one of those nose clips. 1204 00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:18.920 I think I just inherently like breathe and I can't 1205 00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:20.199 stop myself from like doing it. 1206 00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:24.039 So I need a nose clip underwater. Yeah I can't. 1207 00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:28.119 I can'tnot like I cannot inhale through my nose when 1208 00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:29.400 I'm when I'm doing anything. 1209 00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:33.000 Oh that's interesting. So you just like like you don't 1210 00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:36.079 hold your breath and then I do, but I don't know. 1211 00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:37.239 I think I do, but then I get in my 1212 00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:38.599 head of it and then I start to freak out 1213 00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:41.280 a little bit. Oh it's interesting that, Yeah, but like I 1214 00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:42.679 need it's just like I can't. 1215 00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:43.880 Because you're afraid of the water. 1216 00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:47.199 I'm just well, I'm just aware that like I could 1217 00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:47.920 drown right now. 1218 00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:49.440 Well aware. 1219 00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.840 I don't know. For me, it's like swimming was always 1220 00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.760 just boring, so I didn't do it much, but but 1221 00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:58.280 swimming was like it's it's felt second nature. Once I 1222 00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:01.000 got it. Once I realized that, like you literally are 1223 00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:03.639 pulling the water your body along water, I was like, 1224 00:53:03.639 --> 00:53:06.480 oh this is pretty simple, and I got I got 1225 00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:07.679 it down packed for the most part. 1226 00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:09.480 Yeah, man, that's that's an interesting way. 1227 00:53:09.639 --> 00:53:11.239 I was like, oh, this is like I'm not you 1228 00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:13.760 kick your feet and you kind of grab the water 1229 00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:15.360 and yank behind you. 1230 00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:16.719 The swimmings into it. 1231 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:18.599 If I just think, like certain the way that you 1232 00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:20.440 have to breathe and the way that you have to 1233 00:53:20.559 --> 00:53:22.440 I mean, the way that you have to not do 1234 00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:26.280 the things that you're literally trained to do without thinking 1235 00:53:26.280 --> 00:53:28.000 about like inhaling. 1236 00:53:28.199 --> 00:53:30.480 I never thought I were breathing specifically. 1237 00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:33.239 Like under specifically upside down you were like swim upside 1238 00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:35.559 or like like you're on your back. No, just like 1239 00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:38.800 even if just like swimming, if you like swim in 1240 00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:41.480 verty you'r upside down and water like goes up in 1241 00:53:41.599 --> 00:53:44.199 your fucking nose. I like, like if I'm diving, I 1242 00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:46.320 don't know if you're diving or if at any point 1243 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:50.239 you're you're upside down in the upside down versus like 1244 00:53:50.280 --> 00:53:52.880 so I'm going to standing down like ye desending. 1245 00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:57.039 You knows just like the water. 1246 00:53:56.960 --> 00:54:00.559 Just like fucking pools immediately it does. Yeah, it just 1247 00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:02.119 like rushes up and I'm just like I can't I 1248 00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:02.719 can't stop this. 1249 00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:04.400 I think the point when you touch the water, you 1250 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:07.119 probably instinctively inhale a little bit and then water just 1251 00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:08.159 shoot straight up your nose. 1252 00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:10.079 That's interesting. Maybe I never thought I don't know, that's 1253 00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:12.320 an interesting uh, because we've ever been It makes me 1254 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:14.960 think of like what other people their experiences because uh, 1255 00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:18.000 you know, it's yeah, I never I didn't know that. 1256 00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:19.280 I've ever been hit by a wave and didn't know 1257 00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:20.760 if you were an upright or not upright. 1258 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:23.280 And I'm a regular black man. 1259 00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:26.840 I don't do that. Ship really, no, I've seen toot. 1260 00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:29.239 There's too many people that have drowned. 1261 00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:31.840 It's like it's not it's not most people, of course, 1262 00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:36.119 but like I've seen enough stories of people getting caught 1263 00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:37.960 and ship and just drowning. 1264 00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:40.679 And be me. I don't like the ocean. I don't 1265 00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:42.719 like swimming in the ocean. I've swam in the ocean 1266 00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:44.000 before and I've hit this. 1267 00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:46.519 Nigga's been hitt You're getting hit by ways, you know, 1268 00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:48.480 like the ocean that seems insane. 1269 00:54:48.360 --> 00:54:50.199 Before because I was if I'm if you're in like 1270 00:54:50.199 --> 00:54:53.159 Puerto Rico, you know, like you go to the beach, you. 1271 00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:54.440 Know, yeah, I go to the beach, but I just 1272 00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:59.400 I go for like enough, I'm my cousin war is 1273 00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:04.880 not submerged essentially a little bit doing having a ball. 1274 00:55:03.639 --> 00:55:06.760 It's I that's crazy. 1275 00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:09.039 I mean it's fine, like okay, funny fair. When I 1276 00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:10.800 was a kid, I was I was way stupid. 1277 00:55:10.840 --> 00:55:11.400 I didn't care. 1278 00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:14.280 So we were boogie board, so we we catch waves 1279 00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:16.840 on a booe board. I wouldn't surf board is fine, yeah, 1280 00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:20.199 because boogie boards was safe. Essentially you weren't like standing 1281 00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:23.360 and like you were just riding it. You know, you're 1282 00:55:23.480 --> 00:55:26.159 you're literally just riding your you know. And then so 1283 00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:27.840 that was I used to boogey board. 1284 00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:29.239 I know a kid who died on a boogy board. 1285 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:35.960 That's crazy shot with the lifeguard just shot him. He 1286 00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:38.239 was loking like a little fun. He thought it was 1287 00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:38.679 a seal. 1288 00:55:39.000 --> 00:55:40.760 Yeah, he was like, you thought it was a quail. 1289 00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.400 There was a seal. He thought there was a quail 1290 00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:47.800 on a boogiey board. What is that kid? If you 1291 00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:48.360 thought it was. 1292 00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:55.679 Crazy ship, I didn't realize I was a little boy. 1293 00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:59.679 Oh boy, when I went to Mexico, used to be boy, 1294 00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:02.119 sorry for going to get away that quail. He still 1295 00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:04.880 like oil when I when I went to Mexico, we 1296 00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:07.559 were we were in like obviously you were by the Caribbean. 1297 00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:10.840 That's where water is like the prettiest ever, so into it. Yeah. 1298 00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:12.280 So we were over there and I was swimming and 1299 00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:13.920 like I got hit by a wave and I was like, 1300 00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.320 am I up or down? And I was like, hm, 1301 00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:18.800 let it's crazy And I was in the water for 1302 00:56:18.840 --> 00:56:20.199 a little bit and I was like that was. 1303 00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:24.840 A crazy face, like a completely different person. Yeah, was crazy, 1304 00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:28.239 but he got scared different person. 1305 00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:29.239 I was like, what the fuck? 1306 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:32.440 I forget sometimes that I can't to my face. 1307 00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:36.199 Yeah, forever, like the should go to the bar and 1308 00:56:36.280 --> 00:56:37.039 just like show up like that. 1309 00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:40.760 Yeah. If I was ever a mask if I was 1310 00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:44.000 ever a masked vigilante, yeah, and I got unmasked, I 1311 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:46.679 think I could get away with it, except for the. 1312 00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:50.519 Part of being capture. You just look at them and 1313 00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:55.079 you look like you look like an idiot woman. That 1314 00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:55.920 would be awesome. 1315 00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:58.079 It's like you have a completely you have a completely 1316 00:56:58.079 --> 00:57:01.400 different nose now and then and you also like you 1317 00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:04.039 see that's that's what you If you're walking anywhere, you 1318 00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:04.559 should do that. 1319 00:57:04.719 --> 00:57:06.679 No one's gonna talk to you. 1320 00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:08.119 No one's gonna talk to you. 1321 00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:15.360 Mister asking for the time. And they're like if they 1322 00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:22.119 like crazy see you, they screamed. They don't even run away, 1323 00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:24.679 they just walk off a trail of piss and they're 1324 00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:27.320 fucking frightened. Like what was that about. 1325 00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:33.679 Guys, don't give him any fries if he comes in here, 1326 00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:34.360 I'll be honest. 1327 00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:37.159 There was a couple of guys there. A guy wanted 1328 00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:39.280 to buy my Recee's peanut butter cup. I took it 1329 00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:41.400 with me on the first time on the train, and 1330 00:57:41.719 --> 00:57:45.159 I didn't eat it, just a singular sorry know this 1331 00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:48.480 is the package. Yeah that's I just meant the one 1332 00:57:48.599 --> 00:57:51.280 candy bar or whatever the package that crazy. I'll give 1333 00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:54.280 you reason. He actually offered me two bucks, and I 1334 00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:55.880 was like just I was like, bro, just take it, 1335 00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:58.639 like you know. But like he was a really nice guy. 1336 00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:04.079 But before he talked to me, this motherfucker like just sunburnt. 1337 00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:07.039 His fucking teeth are just hanging out, He's like, and 1338 00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:09.639 I was like, oh that. I was like, oh, I 1339 00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:12.159 was kind of like that guy fucking don't. 1340 00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:12.440 Don't. 1341 00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:14.760 I don't want to be like if are you describing it? 1342 00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:17.039 Sounds like he's he sounds like he looks like one 1343 00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.159 of those you know, there's still frames with SpongeBob where 1344 00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:20.360 they paint a lot of detail onto it. 1345 00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:23.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I think it would 1346 00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:25.639 have been inspired, that that would have been an inspiration 1347 00:58:25.719 --> 00:58:28.159 to do something. But then he turned out like he 1348 00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:30.400 was a very nice guy, you know, but he just 1349 00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:34.599 looks crazy, especially his mouth. Your mouth hanging open the 1350 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:38.039 entire time is such an unfortunate thing, because unfortunate this 1351 00:58:38.119 --> 00:58:41.800 makes you look crazy. Yeah, you're like. 1352 00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:44.039 What happened to him? What was his story? 1353 00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.079 I didn't find out. I didn't hang around to find out, 1354 00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:51.960 but I gave him the thing. He's very appreciative, said bye, 1355 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.679 and I was like, I hope I never see him again. 1356 00:58:53.719 --> 00:58:55.199 I wouldn't have given him shit. I'm like, fuck you, 1357 00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:56.360 and I don't walk. 1358 00:58:58.039 --> 00:58:58.599 That's crazy. 1359 00:58:59.079 --> 00:58:59.880 How badly do you need? 1360 00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:02.840 And then he's like I was testing you and then 1361 00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:05.000 he fucking takes you down to some abyss, you know, 1362 00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.199 and like fucking wraps you up and tortures. 1363 00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:08.960 You'll be fine. I'm like, are you still I shouldn't 1364 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:09.960 get it. 1365 00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:16.039 He he like he makes he makes so he he uh, 1366 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:19.360 he has like vortexes like portals, and he pulls you 1367 00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:22.800 into his you know, his abyss and then he tortures 1368 00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:26.360 you with Basically he lives with the Are you where 1369 00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:30.320 of the Four Kings and Dark Souls? No, so that's 1370 00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:33.920 basically where he lives. He lives in is so stupid 1371 00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:37.920 new New Londo that got drowned and sunk right and 1372 00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:39.880 then you you you you take off the water. You 1373 00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:41.719 can finally go there and there's all these rats and ship. 1374 00:59:42.119 --> 00:59:43.880 You go in there, there's an abyss where you fight 1375 00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:48.519 the four fucking Kings. Retarded boss. That's where this guy is. 1376 00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:50.960 He actually he kind of looked like, you know, he 1377 00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:51.800 look the four Kings and. 1378 00:59:53.559 --> 00:59:57.280 I would getting taken into the abyss and throw it. 1379 00:59:57.320 --> 00:59:58.239 So he still doesn't get. 1380 00:59:58.199 --> 01:00:04.280 Even he still like he's like looking up you really 1381 01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:05.920 throw it? Still like yeah, I did, fuck you, I 1382 01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:08.239 don't care if I get hurt down here torturing you. 1383 01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:12.719 You're laughing, you stay resolutely, stay already, I will look. 1384 01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:14.400 We're an hour in. We got a lot. 1385 01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:17.400 We got some submissions from our patrons over at patreon 1386 01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:19.800 dot com slash a snark Tank, or you can go 1387 01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:24.119 over there add free access, early access early uh, exclusive episodes, 1388 01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:27.280 all that stuff. Go over there, stark take that's out 1389 01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:31.679 for merch. You know what it is. Uh, Actually you know, 1390 01:00:31.760 --> 01:00:33.679 I'm not I'm not happy with how I said that. 1391 01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:35.280 You do it. 1392 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:38.119 S exactly what I said. 1393 01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:40.320 You go to patreon dot com slash a snark Tank. 1394 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:43.239 Five dollars gets you a question read and one dollar 1395 01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:43.800 gets you early. 1396 01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:45.280 Okay, so I like, I like the direction. 1397 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:47.559 Then I like what you're saying all that way. I 1398 01:00:47.639 --> 01:00:51.039 give you one note. I like what you're doing with it. Differently, 1399 01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:55.679 I want you to do it happier, with mort and 1400 01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:56.599 with your mouth open. 1401 01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:03.079 Uh. So you can go to patreon dot com slash 1402 01:01:03.079 --> 01:01:06.719 the snark Tank and for one dollar for the soul. 1403 01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:10.320 I'm not really feeling the happy. I like the direction. 1404 01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:15.960 Let's go way happier, Okay, mouth way open. 1405 01:01:16.159 --> 01:01:21.239 I don't know how to be happy, really, but I'll try. Uh. 1406 01:01:22.239 --> 01:01:24.880 You can go to patreon dot com slash the snark Tank. 1407 01:01:26.960 --> 01:01:29.320 One dollar a month gets you early access to our 1408 01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:34.840 episodes mouth more. Five dollars a month gets you the 1409 01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:37.000 chance to have a question red. 1410 01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:38.559 There you go perfect. 1411 01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:41.519 We're gonna cut that out and we're gonna make that. 1412 01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:44.119 We're gonna edit that into every episode going forward as 1413 01:01:44.159 --> 01:01:45.360 the default called action. 1414 01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:50.039 That is crazy, that's perfect. They do a little happier 1415 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:52.880 mouth your mouth of it. 1416 01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:57.119 It's a stupid. 1417 01:01:58.360 --> 01:01:59.440 Develop a mall. 1418 01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:01.960 That has become a favorite whitest kids, you know, sketch ever, 1419 01:02:04.920 --> 01:02:08.480 the Silver Titan, let's. 1420 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:09.639 See, at least are the Tard Titan. 1421 01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:14.840 I was like, the Tard, well, they have you seen 1422 01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:16.880 some of the the aboriginals, like there would be the 1423 01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:22.039 abnormals Aboriginals what they say that the abnormals they're like 1424 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:25.400 running And I was like, that's not an accident. That's 1425 01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:28.760 not an accident. That they're the attack on Titan. They 1426 01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:32.719 have the normal Titans and they have these abnormal right, 1427 01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:34.159 I was like, I don't know, I don't know why 1428 01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:40.440 I said that they don't have any black I didn't 1429 01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:42.840 catch I would say it was that you said that 1430 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:47.679 there's no Negro Titans. Oh my god, Australian Negro Titans. No, 1431 01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:50.320 but they have the abnormal ones that run and they're 1432 01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:53.719 like they're all silly and they're clearly retarded. And I 1433 01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:57.159 was like, why did they do that I love. I 1434 01:02:57.199 --> 01:02:59.119 love the people are scary. 1435 01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:01.039 I love the idea of killing the Titans. I thought 1436 01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:03.519 that was really funny, just murdering the Titans. 1437 01:03:03.519 --> 01:03:05.960 Would you join the Survey court to kill some titans? Fuck? 1438 01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:06.320 No? 1439 01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:09.480 Would you join the military police to like regulate niggas? No? 1440 01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:10.760 I would join ICE? 1441 01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.960 I would I would? Okay, well, well, actually. 1442 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:16.960 I get to be doctor Philiel. 1443 01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:20.159 I like that if I saw that join Ice. 1444 01:03:20.119 --> 01:03:22.559 Doctor phil joined Ice. He went, he was hanging out, 1445 01:03:22.599 --> 01:03:24.280 he tagged along on the raids and he was on 1446 01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:26.760 Bill Maher and he was like, oh dumb. And I 1447 01:03:26.800 --> 01:03:28.199 think Bill Barer was like, why are you doing it? 1448 01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:31.239 If you don't Well, it was a whole fucking thing 1449 01:03:31.559 --> 01:03:34.960 where like he was saying, it's not separating family. He's like, 1450 01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:39.199 if if if a criminal, if a if like a 1451 01:03:39.239 --> 01:03:41.960 person who's guilty of a crime gets separated from the family, 1452 01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:45.000 do we think that that is separating people from their families? 1453 01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:47.679 Like, if you don't like it, change the law. I'm 1454 01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:50.360 not out there because I like it, change the law. 1455 01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:53.199 But he's like, he's, of course you are, because like 1456 01:03:53.199 --> 01:03:55.159 why would you be out if you didn't like it? 1457 01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:58.880 So insane, Bill just In the most effortlessly way. It's like, 1458 01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:01.239 if you don't like it, why are you going like 1459 01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:04.719 the crowd like they're like, yeah. The one time I've 1460 01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:06.840 seen billmar and not be a retard is. 1461 01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:09.119 I think is famously stupid, of course, but. 1462 01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:11.639 He especially late in the last like ten plus years, 1463 01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:15.960 last ten plus years, he's lost his fucking mind. He 1464 01:04:16.159 --> 01:04:19.519 I think he just wanted money. He's old and if 1465 01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:21.320 you if you be saying sinner right, is gonna get 1466 01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:22.360 you a hell of a lot more money than. 1467 01:04:22.320 --> 01:04:24.800 Being Everybody thinks I'm straight, but I'm not. 1468 01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:29.519 I am listen, I'm yeah. 1469 01:04:29.920 --> 01:04:32.679 I hate that, like a little so pretentious. 1470 01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:35.760 Is That's what I've never liked that about him, because 1471 01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:38.039 he's always been like that. Of course, he's like, well, 1472 01:04:38.920 --> 01:04:42.519 I think I know better than you, Ben Affleck, Muslims 1473 01:04:42.519 --> 01:04:43.480 should die. 1474 01:04:44.039 --> 01:04:47.480 And Ben Afflete was like it's racist. You're racist. He's like, 1475 01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:52.079 you're gay. That that never made me so mad, because 1476 01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:56.280 it's like better that fact. This has a very reasonable stand. 1477 01:04:56.800 --> 01:05:00.079 And Bill Maher is like Ben Affleck that Ben. 1478 01:05:00.440 --> 01:05:04.199 Hard is in the right place. But it's just the 1479 01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:07.079 way that it's classified. I think it's incorrect, where it's 1480 01:05:07.079 --> 01:05:08.800 like it's racist, and I'm like, you need to understand 1481 01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:11.840 he's he's criticizing Islam. 1482 01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:16.000 That doesn't mean he's being like it's doesn't mean that 1483 01:05:16.119 --> 01:05:18.840 are also the problem is that those come hand in hand. 1484 01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:21.000 But yes, I agree, Yeah, it was a frustrating video 1485 01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:27.239 to watch because I remember being like, we can't if 1486 01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:29.960 we can't criticize the religion, that's so clearly like what 1487 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:31.880 are we doing? Like this is insane. 1488 01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:33.519 I feel like if we want to shut people up 1489 01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:36.960 to not and then just criticize it from the Southeast 1490 01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:41.639 Asian perspective because they're all they're all Muslim too, so 1491 01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:44.280 if you criticize them because people are usually always seeing 1492 01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:46.760 like the Middle Easter and the Arabs, so then that's 1493 01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:51.360 so I feel like it would it would help Ben Affleck. 1494 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:54.559 People like Ben Affleck understand that we're criticizing Islam because 1495 01:05:54.760 --> 01:05:56.519 they're wilding out in Southeast asi to too. 1496 01:05:56.840 --> 01:05:58.199 Oh here's this Muslim. 1497 01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:00.960 Woman that probably literally a scar fell off a little 1498 01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:02.800 bit and they lasted or like seventy times type shit. 1499 01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:03.320 You know what I'm saying. 1500 01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:05.559 The problem is that he was like, it would be 1501 01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.960 a reasonable I think the people he was talking to 1502 01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:11.800 don't match the way that he got upset, you know 1503 01:06:11.840 --> 01:06:15.960 what I mean, because he got upset for the right reasons, 1504 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:19.000 but like as if he was talking to like Bill 1505 01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:19.920 O'Reilly or something. 1506 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:22.079 Yeah, it's just like. 1507 01:06:21.599 --> 01:06:25.719 Sam Harris is not Sam Harris is not Like Sam 1508 01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:28.559 Harris is not out there being like Arabs need to die, 1509 01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:30.400 you know what I mean. Like it's just the wrong 1510 01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:31.960 group of people to have that. 1511 01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:33.519 And I don't know what he's been up to lately though, 1512 01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:35.760 because I feel I think he's like he's kind of 1513 01:06:35.800 --> 01:06:38.719 been downplaying what's happening. Uh, what Israel has been doing? 1514 01:06:38.760 --> 01:06:40.719 Cool? No, Sam, I don't know. 1515 01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:46.960 I haven't kept up with him. Sam probably well well 1516 01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:50.599 well to be actually, I think he doesn't like those people. 1517 01:06:50.400 --> 01:06:51.280 Hearing hearing I think. 1518 01:06:51.320 --> 01:06:52.480 I think I genuinely don't know. 1519 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:54.760 I don't know the Bradley Martin thing because I hate 1520 01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:57.159 Bradley Martin too, but like, unfortunately. 1521 01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:00.760 Bradley the least here a cold play. Yeah wait, don't 1522 01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:06.599 say that, Chris Martin. It's unfortunately because unfortunately Bradley Martin 1523 01:07:06.639 --> 01:07:09.960 he's a giant buff the bodybuilder idiot that keeps trying 1524 01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:11.320 to fight and makes martial artists. 1525 01:07:11.320 --> 01:07:12.920 And it's like dude, he's gonna get yourself up from 1526 01:07:13.079 --> 01:07:14.599 giant balld the idiot. 1527 01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:16.480 Have you been watching partial arts? 1528 01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:16.840 Know? 1529 01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:18.320 What the hell is that? It's like martial arts with 1530 01:07:18.360 --> 01:07:19.320 people with no arms. 1531 01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:22.119 I'm not, no, I'm not gonna watch that. That's so 1532 01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:25.199 why even for me, I'm like, what's the what am 1533 01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:25.719 I gonna see that? 1534 01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:29.639 I hate seeing. I just saw one of the guys 1535 01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:31.480 he's in one championship. 1536 01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:32.719 That it was this kicking. He's a real guy. 1537 01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:35.199 One championship and he has the partial arm, like you say, 1538 01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:38.639 and he hit the thing that that checks your pounder 1539 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.039 pressure and it just I just I had to click 1540 01:07:41.079 --> 01:07:44.079 off of it just wasn't impressive. It was, it was 1541 01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:49.360 very impressive. Thousands of pasts, it was very impressive. But 1542 01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:52.119 it's also I just like I hate I don't know, man, 1543 01:07:52.119 --> 01:07:55.760 there's something about it that's amazing. I'm it's it's it's 1544 01:07:55.840 --> 01:07:58.400 it's me. It's a me issue because it's like it's 1545 01:07:58.400 --> 01:07:58.920 like watching it. 1546 01:07:59.599 --> 01:08:03.760 You know, things have silent hill too, which one the 1547 01:08:03.760 --> 01:08:09.199 main creatures, and like, never mind, let's for me. 1548 01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:13.800 For me, it's for me, it's for anything other than 1549 01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:15.360 to be like that person. 1550 01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:16.960 Has one arm or like no I mean it's interesting. 1551 01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:18.239 I'm like, I'm not gonna watch it. 1552 01:08:18.399 --> 01:08:19.520 It's just interesting. 1553 01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:20.159 It will die. 1554 01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:25.000 Rather watch I'm all that's crazy. Rather watch people die. 1555 01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:28.319 Like there's one with some people broke into a house 1556 01:08:28.359 --> 01:08:30.399 and it was like booby trapped, so they kicked the 1557 01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:31.920 house open and they went in and then there's a 1558 01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:35.439 wraith of flames came out like like I will see 1559 01:08:35.439 --> 01:08:37.199 a fire came out of the house. 1560 01:08:37.239 --> 01:08:43.479 Like the Armless Armless. Everybody look at partial Arts. It's 1561 01:08:43.479 --> 01:08:46.279 cool whatever, Like. 1562 01:08:46.199 --> 01:08:49.640 If it's it, is it because it's not. It's it's 1563 01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:52.640 definitely like a mockery, except it's called partial Arts. 1564 01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:55.279 No, No, it's crazy. 1565 01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:55.479 It's clever. 1566 01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:59.359 It's it's like branding. It's not. It's not a real like. 1567 01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:05.159 You know he said it's branding. You talked about me. 1568 01:09:05.359 --> 01:09:07.880 You're literally it's like Lily. Lily watches this thing where 1569 01:09:07.920 --> 01:09:10.319 these two fat girls fight each other over food, and 1570 01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:13.000 I'm like, Lily, this is so demonic, Like it's like, 1571 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:15.600 I don't think I genuinely. 1572 01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.319 Don't think you can compare fat people fighting over can 1573 01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:22.159 I see, like, aremless people fighting to watching people perish. 1574 01:09:22.680 --> 01:09:23.600 I'm not killing them. 1575 01:09:24.680 --> 01:09:27.399 I'm not fighting the partial arts. Yeah, do you know 1576 01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:28.479 what that is? Can I see it? 1577 01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:29.640 I've said it to you. 1578 01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:33.199 I want to It's really fucking that sounds awesome. 1579 01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:35.920 It's really fucking Crazy'm like, Lily, why Watch's like it's 1580 01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:40.239 so interesting because they're rabbid And I'm like, little you're fat, 1581 01:09:40.439 --> 01:09:44.560 you're selling like, yeah, but these are monsters. But these 1582 01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:47.199 are monster that's crazy, that's great. I want to see 1583 01:09:47.239 --> 01:09:49.760 that next time you got to come over. I want 1584 01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:51.600 to put it on the screen on the TV. You 1585 01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:53.720 guys a gotta be so disappointed, you. 1586 01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:54.840 Know, I want to see, you know, and you know 1587 01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:57.560 me really interesting like a dual cam like multiicamp setup 1588 01:09:57.560 --> 01:10:00.479 of just two fights happening to really mal people who 1589 01:10:00.479 --> 01:10:01.960 haven't eaten in a long time fighting over food and 1590 01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:03.760 then two really fat people fighting over food. 1591 01:10:03.920 --> 01:10:07.039 So you see, like what like what what? What is more? 1592 01:10:07.399 --> 01:10:12.319 What is a more effective driver like greed or survival? 1593 01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:14.720 Well, here's that feels sick. 1594 01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:16.000 It that feels sick. 1595 01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:18.279 Let's fund it. Everybody donated to the Patreon. We can 1596 01:10:18.279 --> 01:10:20.159 get this short of we're gonna pitch it to. 1597 01:10:22.479 --> 01:10:24.199 We say we're gonna we swear we're gonna spend it 1598 01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:26.159 on that and not ourselves. 1599 01:10:25.760 --> 01:10:28.960 Not on hookers, not on hooker, not on the hookers 1600 01:10:29.000 --> 01:10:32.399 that we beat up. You see hooker to beat her up. 1601 01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:36.920 Uh, well you can do the the dominate. 1602 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:39.520 Well, you can get beaten up about you'll get beaten up. 1603 01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:41.199 I'm like, put the gloves on. I mean, you're going 1604 01:10:41.239 --> 01:10:44.039 to put the close right now. You give us cooker 1605 01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:44.840 boxing gloves. 1606 01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:47.439 Yeah, I think you just go to go to Union station. 1607 01:10:47.520 --> 01:10:49.199 You'll find someone who will be willing to do it 1608 01:10:49.479 --> 01:10:52.479 if you go there, you freaking hey, you go there. 1609 01:10:52.880 --> 01:10:54.439 I just want to throw some haymakers on you. 1610 01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:57.199 How much you trained for seven months and then you 1611 01:10:57.359 --> 01:11:00.000 go to the nearest preschool you throw our kids? 1612 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:01.399 What do you mean pre school? 1613 01:11:01.600 --> 01:11:03.560 That's crazy boxing a child. 1614 01:11:03.640 --> 01:11:05.920 As soon as you show up, he's gotta be in 1615 01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:07.600 lo You're gonna be in boxing trunks. 1616 01:11:07.640 --> 01:11:11.479 Immediately. The cops are going to show up. You are registering. 1617 01:11:12.079 --> 01:11:13.720 Cops are starting to getting there and they're like, no, wait, 1618 01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:14.760 let let me fight pan out. 1619 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:18.720 Yeah, well, maybe the ice age ice ages will show 1620 01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:20.800 up because the cops are probably gonna be fired because. 1621 01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:22.319 Then you'll look out and get the Uvaldi cops. 1622 01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:27.079 Yeah, yeah, do it in Uvalde Texas. You'll be fine. 1623 01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:32.039 Oh that sounds crazy, but I have this PASTRAMI that's 1624 01:11:32.039 --> 01:11:32.840 a getting a little cold. 1625 01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:34.039 We're a pussy, so we're. 1626 01:11:33.960 --> 01:11:36.479 Actually they might actually find them. Way they actually have 1627 01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:39.159 I like fucking bleeding blood and there's. 1628 01:11:44.039 --> 01:11:45.640 Like a saber to x men. 1629 01:11:46.199 --> 01:11:56.279 Yeah, they rare rare. That ship is fucking funny, insane. Anyway, 1630 01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:57.119 we never got to this question. 1631 01:11:57.199 --> 01:11:57.560 Yeah we did. 1632 01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:00.439 I mean it seems like more like a request. 1633 01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:03.840 The Silver Enforcer Herald of Gus like this frame road 1634 01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:07.359 and he says, first of all, i'd like to hear 1635 01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:09.439 Chris say your plan is marked for death by stopo. 1636 01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:13.520 Frigg listen, you're just asking me to say things. This 1637 01:12:13.640 --> 01:12:14.479 is actually a question. 1638 01:12:14.920 --> 01:12:15.840 No, it's just a request. 1639 01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:17.800 No, it's a request. I guess. I guess that is 1640 01:12:17.880 --> 01:12:18.640 a submission. Y. 1641 01:12:20.359 --> 01:12:22.479 Yeah, plane, it's bucks for destruction. 1642 01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:26.880 Well, I herald your end. 1643 01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:35.439 I herald lo spoios and monos. It's crazy. 1644 01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:40.680 I don't know, Like like the contrast would be like 1645 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:42.560 he fly, you know, because he can fly through space, 1646 01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:43.800 but he speaks like that. 1647 01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:44.600 It's kind of crazy. 1648 01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:47.039 You know, what's what I got to tell you? What 1649 01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:49.239 I'll tell you. No, never mind, I gotta I gotta 1650 01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:50.159 write this, God damn it. 1651 01:12:50.239 --> 01:12:53.279 All right, it's well you will you will you remember 1652 01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:55.319 to edit this out if I if I tell you now, 1653 01:12:55.560 --> 01:13:02.239 just tell me after Okay, No, no, no, it's just 1654 01:13:02.319 --> 01:13:02.920 it's something cool. 1655 01:13:02.920 --> 01:13:03.399 But I don't want to. 1656 01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:05.159 I don't want to like get anybody's homes up, right, 1657 01:13:05.239 --> 01:13:08.039 but uh yeah whatever, yeah, after the show, whatever, people 1658 01:13:08.119 --> 01:13:12.439 get in what the fuck? You shouldn't get mad because 1659 01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:15.760 you're lucky that you even have what It just looks 1660 01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:17.000 crazy from my perspective, and. 1661 01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:21.800 Literally just pulled the ship out of your crotch. I 1662 01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:24.079 did not see the bag like there's there's there's no 1663 01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:25.479 establishing out of the bag. 1664 01:13:25.960 --> 01:13:29.680 So I uh, I ran out of zip blocks and 1665 01:13:29.800 --> 01:13:31.560 there's plenty of room in my crotch because I have 1666 01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:34.479 a small dick. I see, yeah, me too. 1667 01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:40.800 Hey, what about place? Is my penis is so small 1668 01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:44.279 that you first of all, you have chips down there. 1669 01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:47.920 That's not a lot of real estate to store several chips. 1670 01:13:48.039 --> 01:13:50.680 Listen, if you stack them like pringles, there's plenty of 1671 01:13:50.840 --> 01:13:52.000 fucking real estate. 1672 01:13:52.520 --> 01:13:54.399 And you're walking around a man. 1673 01:13:54.479 --> 01:13:57.279 It's isn't it cool that like pringles aren't technically potato chips. 1674 01:13:57.359 --> 01:13:59.560 They gotta be classified as like crisps or something because 1675 01:13:59.560 --> 01:13:59.800 they're not. 1676 01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:00.560 Is that what it's? 1677 01:14:00.760 --> 01:14:03.319 Is that the thing? Yeah? Is it not? Like when 1678 01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:08.720 you read the ingredients, is it says like put ato 1679 01:14:10.119 --> 01:14:11.880 that the like change the name of it. It's a 1680 01:14:11.880 --> 01:14:12.960 potato light or something. 1681 01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:13.920 That's crazy. 1682 01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:16.680 You're right there, budd, you're meditating. 1683 01:14:17.279 --> 01:14:19.279 No, I'm just trying not to cry. You know that. 1684 01:14:19.359 --> 01:14:20.760 You don't know that you don't want crotch chips. 1685 01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:24.720 No, I'm really sure. I'm really okay. These are really good. Actually, 1686 01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:25.359 that's interesting. 1687 01:14:25.680 --> 01:14:29.000 Sour cream and onion chips from a target. Actually, the 1688 01:14:29.079 --> 01:14:30.039 flavor is immaculate. 1689 01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:32.039 Yeah, you guys, try to smeg my camerameo once. 1690 01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:38.439 That's that's crazy. 1691 01:14:41.159 --> 01:14:43.680 Oh my god, freak, he's gonna go in the lab 1692 01:14:43.760 --> 01:14:47.039 and do it now, turn on my music. 1693 01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:54.279 Man, No, that's crazy. 1694 01:14:55.159 --> 01:15:00.439 He's having an Iron Man scene. He's but. 1695 01:15:02.199 --> 01:15:10.920 This motherfucker, this motherfucker is like fucking yeah. I hate that. 1696 01:15:11.000 --> 01:15:13.880 Si sounds like gremlins being like molested. I hate him. 1697 01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:16.399 Yeah, it's it's pretty bad. 1698 01:15:17.560 --> 01:15:30.720 All right, all right, alright, alright, becoming unlistenable. 1699 01:15:30.800 --> 01:15:35.800 Let's fix this copyright. Copyright because like you sound way 1700 01:15:35.840 --> 01:15:37.560 too much like it. But it's like what they made 1701 01:15:37.600 --> 01:15:41.720 me take my gay cover down? I even repealed. They're like, no, no, 1702 01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:44.239 I feel like somebody probably from there. 1703 01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:48.239 I was like, no, kid, I can't step silver surf 1704 01:15:48.319 --> 01:15:54.000 and got a silver server Walter that seems so much 1705 01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:56.039 in the movie is actually really cool. 1706 01:15:57.319 --> 01:16:02.720 It's coal the silver horror prefer Wow, I got nothing. 1707 01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:04.800 That was the worst one I've heard ever? 1708 01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:07.159 Is this Shilah? I got ever? 1709 01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:16.479 I got Jesus Christ duck back sic Corona. 1710 01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:20.439 He says, hello, short short word, uh Patrick and Larry's 1711 01:16:20.479 --> 01:16:23.760 body and son of miss missus Puff or mister Puff. 1712 01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:25.720 I mean, I don't know why you would say, mister puff, 1713 01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:28.840 there is a business puff to day. 1714 01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:32.279 Your taste buds just woke up intense. Damn it's good man, 1715 01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:33.319 it's not bad. 1716 01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:36.560 Uh you taste the Target ones? Man, they're fucking delicious. 1717 01:16:37.479 --> 01:16:41.279 What these are from Target? The market pantry ones or 1718 01:16:41.319 --> 01:16:46.159 whatever the fun they call? Uh so cream and chatter 1719 01:16:47.039 --> 01:16:48.039 m it's fucking. 1720 01:16:48.039 --> 01:16:48.479 I know. 1721 01:16:50.039 --> 01:16:52.520 That sounds a bit that I haven't had anything today. Okay, 1722 01:16:52.520 --> 01:16:53.920 I don't want that to be my first. This was 1723 01:16:54.000 --> 01:16:55.600 my first thing that seems like a lot. It lit 1724 01:16:55.640 --> 01:16:57.840 me up, man, it was good anyway, he says. I 1725 01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:59.760 just wanted to share with you a clip of Gilbert 1726 01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:03.439 got for doing racist jokes to a klansman. I found 1727 01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:04.800 on I g reels. 1728 01:17:06.439 --> 01:17:11.479 What Gilbert Godfrey racist? Clean? 1729 01:17:11.680 --> 01:17:14.000 I've never I don't know what is this? 1730 01:17:14.279 --> 01:17:15.600 Was it on Howard Stern show? 1731 01:17:16.119 --> 01:17:17.520 I don't know, man, I feel like it was on 1732 01:17:17.680 --> 01:17:20.479 Howard st Can I possibly answer that I know. 1733 01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:22.239 A lot about racism, so I'm pretty sure I saw. 1734 01:17:24.279 --> 01:17:25.479 I don't know if I want to look for this? 1735 01:17:26.359 --> 01:17:26.760 Why not? 1736 01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:30.239 Why you I'm a racist? 1737 01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:37.119 I think black? I'm actually how the yagle the bird 1738 01:17:37.239 --> 01:17:38.479 squawk Nigga. 1739 01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.680 Yaga was definitely a racist. That's I mean. 1740 01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:44.079 The ja'far is so that's yago is. You know what 1741 01:17:44.119 --> 01:17:46.359 I'm saying. Jafar is more of a supremacist. 1742 01:17:46.520 --> 01:17:49.319 You know, I mean what kind of supremacists? I don't know, 1743 01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:53.039 like whatever he is or or sorcery of supremacist? 1744 01:17:53.079 --> 01:17:55.039 Well what is whatever? Identify? 1745 01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:56.479 You ever see the move another move? 1746 01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:59.880 The Aladdin sequels, you know, I've seen. I've only seen 1747 01:17:59.920 --> 01:18:02.119 the third one once because I didn't like it, and the. 1748 01:18:03.720 --> 01:18:06.520 Third one prind of these were what is the end 1749 01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:08.079 of it? As too far as cousin. You close. 1750 01:18:08.439 --> 01:18:14.640 No, that's crazy, that's crazy. No, you mean it lay close. 1751 01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:18.920 That's I'm so bad. I can't laugh at it. I'm 1752 01:18:18.960 --> 01:18:20.760 just like, what is fucking. 1753 01:18:22.159 --> 01:18:27.079 Hank Casting? And the guy that voices Homer Simpson hank Cast? 1754 01:18:27.720 --> 01:18:28.279 Yeah, I don't know. 1755 01:18:28.319 --> 01:18:31.359 I can never say his name. Just that was the 1756 01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:32.640 first time I said it correctly. 1757 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:33.680 Absolutely nailed it. 1758 01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:36.239 But yeah, he's he takes over Rob Williams because uh, 1759 01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:39.119 Robin already told him, like, I'm gonna kill my go 1760 01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:40.439 myself in fifteen years. 1761 01:18:41.359 --> 01:18:44.319 I need you to do it. You need to do it. 1762 01:18:44.560 --> 01:18:46.159 He doesn't understand that it's not Homer Simpson. 1763 01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:52.760 He's so cooked out of his mind. Please take my 1764 01:18:52.840 --> 01:18:53.800 job job. 1765 01:18:54.119 --> 01:18:54.600 It was weird. 1766 01:18:54.600 --> 01:18:56.680 I remember watching the Return of the far I was like, 1767 01:18:57.199 --> 01:19:03.479 the fuck is this Homer so clearly here his boys, No, 1768 01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:07.680 I'm home. Oh my goodness, you have never had a 1769 01:19:07.760 --> 01:19:12.680 friend liked muche. It's like Princess Jasmine Borge. 1770 01:19:13.479 --> 01:19:15.039 I just can't get out of there, can't get in 1771 01:19:15.119 --> 01:19:20.319 the character at all. They they edited in the names 1772 01:19:20.359 --> 01:19:22.880 of the real characters with like those old Texas speech. 1773 01:19:22.840 --> 01:19:40.239 Yeah, Princess Jasmine, what is your wish, Aladdin. I want 1774 01:19:40.279 --> 01:19:42.560 to watch the fun What is your wish, Aladdin? 1775 01:19:44.399 --> 01:19:45.159 That's crazy. 1776 01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:47.279 I always wanted to do. 1777 01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:48.960 I always want to do like a fucking like a 1778 01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:50.840 dub of something. 1779 01:19:51.039 --> 01:19:51.239 Yeah. 1780 01:19:51.439 --> 01:19:54.239 Yeah, me and me and me, J and Paul used 1781 01:19:54.239 --> 01:19:56.680 to talk about like doing an entirely like a read 1782 01:19:56.720 --> 01:19:59.640 dub of Spider Man two where everybody's just Southern. 1783 01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:09.680 The entire time. Arthur Morgan, Oh, Arthur Morgan, voices of voices? Uh, 1784 01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:15.439 Toldy Maguire, Peter Parker be great. Yeah, that actually would 1785 01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:15.960 be really fun. 1786 01:20:16.600 --> 01:20:18.720 Yeah, I want to do it. 1787 01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:22.560 It'd be fun to do get him to get him 1788 01:20:23.159 --> 01:20:25.039 Spider Man two, any of them. 1789 01:20:25.079 --> 01:20:26.600 Honestly, I think the first one actually would be better 1790 01:20:26.640 --> 01:20:30.119 because there's so many like lines that you could Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 1791 01:20:30.439 --> 01:20:37.000 Do you know how much job sacrificed? That's great? 1792 01:20:37.479 --> 01:20:39.079 I built this company? 1793 01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:41.199 Do it is? 1794 01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:45.319 John Marston? Oh? Uh, same line, same line? 1795 01:20:45.640 --> 01:20:47.279 Oh fuck, I don't remember what I just said. 1796 01:20:47.439 --> 01:20:50.840 Do you know how much I sacrifice it? 1797 01:20:51.199 --> 01:20:53.279 I was getting ready for something else that I was preparing, 1798 01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:54.520 so like I deleted it. 1799 01:20:54.640 --> 01:20:58.640 Whoops. Do you know about job sacrifice? Yeah? 1800 01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:00.640 That's good, that's good. 1801 01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:01.159 I like that. 1802 01:21:01.840 --> 01:21:02.239 That's good. 1803 01:21:02.319 --> 01:21:04.880 He's not always yelling, but I can't make I can't 1804 01:21:04.920 --> 01:21:06.159 think of his voice not yelling. 1805 01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:20.199 Imagine him whispering exactly what you can't what whispering back. 1806 01:21:25.119 --> 01:21:28.039 That's why I being the hero is a fool's choice. 1807 01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:33.920 You never know when some lunatic will come with a 1808 01:21:34.159 --> 01:21:35.840 sadistic choice. 1809 01:21:36.680 --> 01:21:44.399 The entire movie just you look at in there. 1810 01:21:45.279 --> 01:21:49.680 He's making scenes longer than they should. It's funking. This 1811 01:21:49.880 --> 01:21:51.359 next scene is gone, but it's. 1812 01:21:52.960 --> 01:21:56.600 It's already serious. I'm so serious that I want to 1813 01:21:56.640 --> 01:21:56.840 do this. 1814 01:21:57.239 --> 01:22:05.199 That's it's already around, Gobby, out of your mind. They're 1815 01:22:05.239 --> 01:22:07.159 already having a fight. They're starting. 1816 01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:09.520 Yeah, Duran, you just. 1817 01:22:09.560 --> 01:22:12.680 Hear like, yeah, that'd be pretty good. 1818 01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:17.760 My sister slash wife's gonna love that. My sister slash wife. 1819 01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:22.680 Enigma Feenish ship, Feinnish ship. 1820 01:22:23.359 --> 01:22:27.600 That was one of the ones. Crack this up, Fannish shit. 1821 01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:32.560 I better be a hit in fucking out in Alabama. 1822 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:35.680 Yeah, they'll love it. 1823 01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:38.079 Finally, Representsian. 1824 01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:39.720 I can understand what they're saying. 1825 01:22:40.840 --> 01:22:44.520 Finally, I never understood that yank speeding. I don't need 1826 01:22:44.600 --> 01:22:47.640 no fucking subtitles, even though I couldn't use them. Anymore. 1827 01:22:48.399 --> 01:22:49.399 I couldn't read. 1828 01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:51.560 They liked they re. 1829 01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:55.760 Dub you know, like sometimes like they'll talk about like 1830 01:22:55.800 --> 01:22:57.760 all my favorite food is like something American, even though 1831 01:22:57.760 --> 01:23:00.239 in the original it's like Japanese. It'll be like, uh, 1832 01:23:01.000 --> 01:23:03.359 just pretend like it's not even in New York. Yeah, 1833 01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:06.159 like this takes away said like fucking don't know Little Rock. 1834 01:23:06.520 --> 01:23:12.359 Yeah, hell hero, spider Man, the hero, little Rock. I 1835 01:23:12.479 --> 01:23:13.680 love these big buildings. 1836 01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:15.960 Yeah, I love yeah, yeah, I love web slinging on 1837 01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:18.479 these these fucking shocks. 1838 01:23:31.039 --> 01:23:34.720 Webs websway through Arkansas and he lashes out of the 1839 01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:36.000 black guy on a tree. 1840 01:23:39.119 --> 01:23:40.159 Body that's crazy. 1841 01:23:40.600 --> 01:23:44.760 He's a spider Man's like, oh, I gotta get out 1842 01:23:44.760 --> 01:23:45.119 of here. 1843 01:23:46.479 --> 01:23:52.399 I can't every Weben's every crazy. 1844 01:23:52.520 --> 01:23:58.520 It's insane. Oh my god. He's just crying the whole time. 1845 01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.600 He just wants to not be there. That's all. He 1846 01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:03.000 wants to not be where he is. Get it? 1847 01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:07.680 How did I get to? I woke up and I 1848 01:24:07.760 --> 01:24:10.680 went to Ben Queens and woke up Arkansas. Man, I'm 1849 01:24:10.720 --> 01:24:11.319 spider Man. 1850 01:24:11.359 --> 01:24:14.640 It's a night. How you spott Man? You enjoy the 1851 01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:17.479 ornaments And He's like, you're enjoying the ornaments? 1852 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:21.000 Oh god, and nig Mackee we wrote in I don't 1853 01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:22.119 even know if we I don't even know what the 1854 01:24:22.199 --> 01:24:23.359 question was previously, but whatever. 1855 01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:24.439 Nigma Kee we wrote in. 1856 01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:29.840 Hello, the one hello, the one there, the one over there, 1857 01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:33.199 the one over the one over here. I read my 1858 01:24:33.199 --> 01:24:35.760 favorite Futurama joke when when the was it the the 1859 01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:40.439 Italian robots are coined to bender right right hey over 1860 01:24:40.520 --> 01:24:42.800 there and he looks away and he's like, I'm sorry, 1861 01:24:42.800 --> 01:24:44.119 I mean over here. I forgot where I was. 1862 01:24:47.399 --> 01:24:48.319 That is the best joke. 1863 01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:49.880 I was. 1864 01:24:52.039 --> 01:24:53.520 Just a passive joke like that. 1865 01:24:55.119 --> 01:24:55.960 Was to catch it. 1866 01:24:56.039 --> 01:24:58.439 The first time you hear it was like, over there, 1867 01:24:59.840 --> 01:25:01.159 you look. It's so good. 1868 01:25:01.439 --> 01:25:03.079 It might be the best joke I've ever seen in 1869 01:25:03.239 --> 01:25:06.640 like any animated show. It's like easily my favorite one. 1870 01:25:06.760 --> 01:25:07.720 Yeah, cracks you have. 1871 01:25:07.680 --> 01:25:08.359 Every time I hear it. 1872 01:25:09.399 --> 01:25:12.279 Anyway, he goes, I nave Kee rights and he says, 1873 01:25:12.319 --> 01:25:14.680 what's a mundane scene from a show, movie, or game 1874 01:25:15.319 --> 01:25:18.399 that most may forget but stuck with you. Although there 1875 01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:20.920 are countless memorable moments in Breaking Bad and Medicals, all 1876 01:25:20.920 --> 01:25:23.039 the exchange between the gun salesman and Mike just hits different. 1877 01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:24.840 For some reason, I forget I don't even I just 1878 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:26.880 saw Breaking Bad. 1879 01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:27.600 I don't remember that. 1880 01:25:29.319 --> 01:25:31.399 Even though it's never stated, you know, for the fact 1881 01:25:31.399 --> 01:25:33.600 they both might have participated in the Vietnam War specifically. 1882 01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:36.479 Oh yeah, I see, Oh I do remember this a 1883 01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:40.760 mundane scene from a show, movie or a game. 1884 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:42.319 Oh you know what it is. 1885 01:25:43.600 --> 01:25:43.920 I don't know. 1886 01:25:44.039 --> 01:25:47.399 I don't even know if this counts. But there's a 1887 01:25:47.439 --> 01:25:49.079 scene in Scott Pilgrim with Chris Evans. 1888 01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:51.960 Do you know, uh, yeah, you know what. 1889 01:25:52.119 --> 01:25:56.079 Chris Evans shows him on set and I don't even 1890 01:25:56.199 --> 01:25:57.920 really know what this is supposed to mean or like 1891 01:25:58.000 --> 01:25:58.760 what the joke is. 1892 01:25:59.239 --> 01:26:00.359 I know what it is, you know what it is. 1893 01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:03.159 It sticks out to me because he's like he beats 1894 01:26:03.239 --> 01:26:05.560 up Scott or he sticks his stuntman on Scott. 1895 01:26:05.600 --> 01:26:07.039 Then he walks away and he checks his phone. He goes, 1896 01:26:07.840 --> 01:26:13.199 that's actually hilarious. You never know what it is, like 1897 01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:15.079 it has no bearing on anything, and I just like 1898 01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:16.720 that sticks with me still to this day. 1899 01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:20.920 His buddy, that's. 1900 01:26:21.560 --> 01:26:22.479 It's actually hilarious. 1901 01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:25.760 He's doing it Likeckhead makes it funny. 1902 01:26:25.840 --> 01:26:26.560 He's doing it like a. 1903 01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:29.399 Late two thousands video game village. Yeah, Like it's like 1904 01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:31.880 it's no I know I understand, but like it's it's 1905 01:26:31.920 --> 01:26:34.359 a perfect like that's actually hilarious. 1906 01:26:34.680 --> 01:26:37.199 I do it. Yeah, that's a good one. I think 1907 01:26:37.199 --> 01:26:39.239 he's my I think he's the funniest X on all 1908 01:26:39.279 --> 01:26:41.640 of them, I think, and he's well the most personality. 1909 01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:43.880 I want. I guess technic of the exes in that movie, 1910 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:45.920 I guess the brown one has more personality, but he's 1911 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:50.000 just like more annoying. The pirate, the brown one, the 1912 01:26:50.119 --> 01:26:53.560 last X, the one but the final him knives and 1913 01:26:53.640 --> 01:26:54.920 what you called herman have to fight it. 1914 01:26:55.159 --> 01:26:59.479 Oh that's Jason Schwartzman. Yeah, well you're saying he's not 1915 01:26:59.720 --> 01:26:59.920 He's not. 1916 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:02.359 Are you're talking about No, You're no, you're literally about 1917 01:27:02.359 --> 01:27:04.159 the right. He's talking about the pirates at the beginning, 1918 01:27:04.159 --> 01:27:04.880 he's like the first one. 1919 01:27:05.439 --> 01:27:07.159 Yeah, when he fights him at the at the show, 1920 01:27:07.640 --> 01:27:08.920 at the show, the Battle of the Band, he. 1921 01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:11.319 Is the Demon ladies. He summons the Demon girls. 1922 01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:12.720 And then it was like he's like, why why you 1923 01:27:12.880 --> 01:27:14.479 dressed like a pirate or something. He's like, pirates are 1924 01:27:14.479 --> 01:27:14.920 in this year. 1925 01:27:15.319 --> 01:27:19.479 Yeah, I think he has a dance number, the Blast. 1926 01:27:19.720 --> 01:27:22.000 Jason Schwartzman, I thought. 1927 01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:27.159 Yeah, with this big ass nose, come on man. I 1928 01:27:27.199 --> 01:27:28.520 didn't want to to that part. 1929 01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:32.159 He's a royal tenem bombs, oh he is, yeah, which 1930 01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:33.319 Jojo just watched that. 1931 01:27:33.359 --> 01:27:34.319 I don't know what, love that movie. 1932 01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:37.840 I've never seen him. Yeah, I'm just like aware of it, 1933 01:27:37.920 --> 01:27:39.000 you know either. 1934 01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:42.399 But also all my friends were fucking Wes Anderson, motherfuckers. Yeah, 1935 01:27:42.439 --> 01:27:45.760 she's she's a love, she's a fucking friend. She loved 1936 01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:46.319 Wes Anderson. 1937 01:27:46.399 --> 01:27:47.640 But big things, Okay. 1938 01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:50.399 I saw that last one, which one the most recent one. 1939 01:27:52.079 --> 01:27:54.119 That was kind of like, yeah, I like that one. 1940 01:27:54.159 --> 01:27:55.920 I like that I look at better than the Astro 1941 01:27:56.199 --> 01:27:57.000 Astro City. 1942 01:27:57.760 --> 01:27:59.399 Pretty good, but it was also kind of like it 1943 01:27:59.520 --> 01:28:00.239 was just taking lot. 1944 01:28:00.359 --> 01:28:01.880 I'm gonna watch it again. I don't know if like 1945 01:28:01.920 --> 01:28:04.000 maybe it's this style that's kind of like weird, dude. 1946 01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:06.000 I love I love Island, I love I love dogs. 1947 01:28:06.039 --> 01:28:07.560 I love Rotten of Bombs, I love. 1948 01:28:07.880 --> 01:28:10.479 I Love I love dogs. Fucking idiot, I love dogs. 1949 01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:17.640 Oh I got it anywayhead for me. They're the scene 1950 01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:23.079 in Atlanta that's really funny where it's like his little 1951 01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:25.279 kid's playing this video game with another kid and the 1952 01:28:25.399 --> 01:28:28.239 kid is crying and he's like, I'm bruising this boy, 1953 01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:31.039 and he's like, dang, and I've seen later comes down 1954 01:28:31.079 --> 01:28:34.159 where Darius comes over looks at the TV and it's like, man, 1955 01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:37.119 he's really bruising kid. And that seat sticks to me 1956 01:28:37.239 --> 01:28:40.560 so much because it's just like it's just like he's clear, 1957 01:28:40.680 --> 01:28:42.479 he really is whooping that kids out of the kid 1958 01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:46.000 is playing against me crying, He's like holding con cry 1959 01:28:46.039 --> 01:28:48.520 against it. I'm like this scene is so fucking funny. 1960 01:28:48.520 --> 01:28:50.840 And then me and my friend Ben quoted all the 1961 01:28:50.920 --> 01:28:53.720 time whenever playing something. It's like, damn, bruising this guy? 1962 01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:57.560 What a shame? You know that movie? 1963 01:29:00.199 --> 01:29:00.800 Ah fuck? 1964 01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:02.279 Uh Grandma's Boy. 1965 01:29:02.359 --> 01:29:05.600 That movie Grandma's Boy, it's like the very beginning they're 1966 01:29:05.880 --> 01:29:07.840 they're playing like fight night or something. 1967 01:29:08.039 --> 01:29:08.279 Yeah. 1968 01:29:08.399 --> 01:29:13.760 On and uh the main character's friend that's in every 1969 01:29:13.800 --> 01:29:16.479 Adam Sanda movie, you know, like he's like a water boy, Like, ha, 1970 01:29:16.800 --> 01:29:17.359 what's rop on? 1971 01:29:17.479 --> 01:29:17.800 That guy? 1972 01:29:19.239 --> 01:29:21.439 He just makes a comment like it shows the ring girl, 1973 01:29:21.560 --> 01:29:23.920 it's all fucked up graphics, but he just makes a 1974 01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:26.000 quick little comments like oh look at that ass. And 1975 01:29:26.119 --> 01:29:29.239 it's just like it's so like it sounds so genuine 1976 01:29:29.800 --> 01:29:34.680 and it's so like even in that day, like that 1977 01:29:34.840 --> 01:29:38.479 ship wasn't hot to be like like and it was nineties, 1978 01:29:38.840 --> 01:29:41.399 was like I'm a kid seeing Laura Craft was cool. 1979 01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:44.039 But then once you get after that, and I think 1980 01:29:44.079 --> 01:29:45.880 that's why you even put that in there. It's just like, oh, 1981 01:29:45.920 --> 01:29:49.560 look that ass and it's just quick little pastor they 1982 01:29:49.600 --> 01:29:51.960 don't focus on it, and for some reason that just 1983 01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:54.199 I guess, like just make a purple like that. 1984 01:29:54.720 --> 01:29:57.960 It's just it is beautiful, like, yeah, a video game. 1985 01:29:57.960 --> 01:29:59.319 And to be fair, I guess, like what we're describing 1986 01:29:59.359 --> 01:30:02.199 our necessary scenes so much as they are, they're like, 1987 01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:05.399 you know, moments because like the that's got prokeram things 1988 01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:07.039 like a larger scene and the same thing with that 1989 01:30:07.359 --> 01:30:09.079 and the same thing of what you're talking about, but 1990 01:30:09.239 --> 01:30:11.039 like these are the things. 1991 01:30:10.920 --> 01:30:15.520 That come into mind. That's actually hilarious. 1992 01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:19.960 There's a scene there's a scene from the New Alien Show. 1993 01:30:19.960 --> 01:30:22.760 When that came out, Oh my god, did you watch it? 1994 01:30:22.920 --> 01:30:22.960 No? 1995 01:30:23.119 --> 01:30:24.680 I didn't see it, but I saw I saw a 1996 01:30:24.760 --> 01:30:27.760 screenshot circling aro on Twitter that said it's from the 1997 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:30.359 New Alien Show Alien Earth, which is like I guess 1998 01:30:30.439 --> 01:30:31.640 was originally supposed to be a movie, but I. 1999 01:30:31.640 --> 01:30:32.520 Think they made it into it. 2000 01:30:32.680 --> 01:30:34.399 I don't know what happened with but I like, whatever 2001 01:30:35.359 --> 01:30:36.960 I heard, it's kind of good, but like I don't 2002 01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:38.600 I don't know anything about it. But like I saw 2003 01:30:38.680 --> 01:30:41.560 a screenshot of that show, and it's like, this is 2004 01:30:41.600 --> 01:30:44.399 a real scene from this is a real screenshot from 2005 01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:47.760 a real scene from Alien Earth, and it's like some 2006 01:30:48.000 --> 01:30:52.520 lady main character and then like superimposed like a really 2007 01:30:52.640 --> 01:30:55.079 like faint image of Sid from Ice Age. 2008 01:30:56.039 --> 01:30:59.520 Yeah, right, I saw that. I didn't think it was 2009 01:30:59.560 --> 01:31:03.000 that a moment. There's a moment watching Ice Age. It's 2010 01:31:03.399 --> 01:31:06.119 a process. It's a moment that reflects back on like 2011 01:31:06.199 --> 01:31:08.359 her pass or some ship. But it's really funny. There's 2012 01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:13.439 one ridiculous moment. Yeah, yeah, there's one real moment where 2013 01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:18.720 some guy like a ship crashes obviously containing the fucking xenomorphs, 2014 01:31:19.199 --> 01:31:22.199 and one guy's walking and a cinder block like a 2015 01:31:22.279 --> 01:31:25.359 piece of building falls on him and the way the 2016 01:31:25.600 --> 01:31:29.479 guy bounce it up off the ground, And Lily was like, 2017 01:31:29.720 --> 01:31:32.039 did you see that guy get hit with a piece 2018 01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:34.680 of the building And I was like, no, I didn't, 2019 01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:36.760 And it's the scene is so fast. It's it's like 2020 01:31:36.840 --> 01:31:40.199 he's standing up and then instantly concrete flattened him to 2021 01:31:40.279 --> 01:31:43.680 the floor. And I was like, this is craze and 2022 01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:45.560 everybody just kind of walking by because that universe is 2023 01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:49.000 obviously like fucking the end of capitalism, so no one 2024 01:31:49.159 --> 01:31:51.840 gives a fuck about people effectively, And I'm like, they 2025 01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:54.000 just walk past that die. I'm like, that guy is flat. 2026 01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:57.880 No one's even like, hey, it's cleaning up. That show 2027 01:31:57.960 --> 01:31:58.520 is pretty cool? 2028 01:31:59.199 --> 01:32:03.000 Is really really really sit even on Hulu, I don't have. 2029 01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:06.720 I'm really excited for the new Predace. Watch that she 2030 01:32:06.880 --> 01:32:10.439 looks cool, sap, I'm excited a lot of it. Keeps 2031 01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:13.640 his helmet on, he looks dumb. I love terrible design, 2032 01:32:13.680 --> 01:32:20.640 really faces. Well then then the new the new the 2033 01:32:20.760 --> 01:32:23.319 new one looks I don't like how I like. 2034 01:32:23.479 --> 01:32:26.600 I like he keeps his fucking you like the new one? 2035 01:32:27.039 --> 01:32:27.640 Like thee of them? 2036 01:32:27.640 --> 01:32:28.920 I think they just I don't think you've seen the 2037 01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:31.359 new one. You keep seeing the design of them. I 2038 01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:33.199 don't think you've seen like the main fuck the. 2039 01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:35.199 Lights, the light greenish one with the fucking. 2040 01:32:35.560 --> 01:32:38.199 Does do they like the Canari now or what is it? 2041 01:32:38.359 --> 01:32:38.479 Was it? 2042 01:32:38.560 --> 01:32:41.760 The is that what they are the from Dragon Age? 2043 01:32:42.359 --> 01:32:44.119 The big headed freak is not that bad? 2044 01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:47.800 They should be that they should feel like Mega mine 2045 01:32:47.880 --> 01:32:50.319 now and does it look that bad. 2046 01:32:50.439 --> 01:32:52.479 It just looks goofy comparatively, that's all. 2047 01:32:52.520 --> 01:32:54.239 It's just compared to the original ones, I guess. 2048 01:32:54.479 --> 01:32:57.760 Yeah. So the whole idea is just kind of like 2049 01:32:58.079 --> 01:33:00.680 anyone else Master achieved and it doesn't matter. Keep your 2050 01:33:00.720 --> 01:33:04.479 home on, Yeah, keep your I don't know. 2051 01:33:04.520 --> 01:33:06.840 I like I like the mass and think it looks cool. 2052 01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:08.880 You're gay. I just want to say that that's interesting. 2053 01:33:09.079 --> 01:33:12.159 It's a good thing to want to say that. 2054 01:33:12.399 --> 01:33:14.239 I like them, all right, Yeah, kind. 2055 01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:16.520 Of us are more literally both of them. 2056 01:33:16.600 --> 01:33:19.880 Yeah, they're they're more like kind of effusion. But cherry 2057 01:33:20.520 --> 01:33:23.520 cherry Roosevelt fat lard eats eating spaghetti just. 2058 01:33:23.520 --> 01:33:26.239 Looks more human. I know, I get that reference human 2059 01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:28.680 like proportionally, and it's just I don't like it. 2060 01:33:29.119 --> 01:33:30.520 Keep your hold on. I like him. 2061 01:33:30.560 --> 01:33:31.079 They give him a. 2062 01:33:33.159 --> 01:33:33.840 Soft little face. 2063 01:33:34.000 --> 01:33:36.520 They gave him what is it, a turkey neck, and 2064 01:33:39.239 --> 01:33:42.800 I like cool. You never like remember they humanized that 2065 01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:46.680 ape from uh what was it, what's his name? Uh, 2066 01:33:47.039 --> 01:33:49.800 that weird guy that made a Night before Christmas Tim Burton, 2067 01:33:49.840 --> 01:33:52.000 Tim Burton, tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. 2068 01:33:52.720 --> 01:33:56.000 Oh yeah, Michael Jackson Ape. Yeah, gave. 2069 01:33:57.479 --> 01:33:59.520 They gave her like plucked eye brows and ship and 2070 01:33:59.560 --> 01:34:03.560 I was like, this is crazy. This is anybody gonna 2071 01:34:03.560 --> 01:34:06.119 say that? She obviously looks like Michael Jackson, Like, is 2072 01:34:06.159 --> 01:34:08.439 anybody gonna on set be like, no, we can't do this. 2073 01:34:09.000 --> 01:34:12.880 Apparently not fucking Mark mack Wahburg. I think I think 2074 01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:16.720 it was that. Yeah, He's like, what's so fucking Michael Jackson? 2075 01:34:17.039 --> 01:34:19.039 I wish you he's an age looking ape, but he 2076 01:34:21.079 --> 01:34:22.840 like the ape. It's an ape, so it's as strong 2077 01:34:22.880 --> 01:34:24.319 as an apeist. But it doesn't matter. 2078 01:34:25.199 --> 01:34:28.600 Mike Wahlberg has an automatic critic against He's doing his monologue. 2079 01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:30.520 He was about to fuck that Michael Jackson ape, and 2080 01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:32.119 then all of a sudden he sees the Asian ape 2081 01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:35.960 in the background. He just fucking beats the pit and 2082 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:39.760 then credits. He absolutely loses it. What the fuck? This 2083 01:34:39.920 --> 01:34:43.039 is earth Mass? They blew it up? 2084 01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:46.760 In What's All My Price? 2085 01:34:46.960 --> 01:34:49.600 His Hello, Metal punk and hip hop quick hypothetical for 2086 01:34:49.680 --> 01:34:52.119 the show, the three of you are tasked together with 2087 01:34:52.279 --> 01:34:54.159 robbing Kevin McAllister without dying. 2088 01:34:54.640 --> 01:34:55.000 We're cooked. 2089 01:34:55.000 --> 01:34:55.960 Wouldn't be difficult. 2090 01:34:57.119 --> 01:35:00.640 Uh, This wouldn't difficult, by the way, because I depends. 2091 01:35:00.359 --> 01:35:00.840 On the location. 2092 01:35:01.159 --> 01:35:02.800 Well, I was bomb. 2093 01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:07.800 Assume I don't think the thieves are a mortal window. 2094 01:35:09.159 --> 01:35:10.840 Wait wait, wait, I need to hear this theory. How 2095 01:35:10.880 --> 01:35:11.680 are they not amortal? 2096 01:35:11.680 --> 01:35:13.920 I don't think the thieves are immortal. I think Kevin. 2097 01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:20.279 I think Kevin miraculously defatalizes everything that he touches. 2098 01:35:20.199 --> 01:35:22.359 So like he has so he has powers. But not 2099 01:35:22.479 --> 01:35:23.279 the robbers. 2100 01:35:23.479 --> 01:35:25.800 Yeah, I think if anybody stepped up to that house 2101 01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:27.199 to rob him, they would have been fine, but they 2102 01:35:27.239 --> 01:35:28.560 would have been abused the whole time. 2103 01:35:28.640 --> 01:35:30.920 So we're just gonna get relentlessly fucked with if we 2104 01:35:31.079 --> 01:35:32.119 try to rob him. 2105 01:35:32.199 --> 01:35:32.600 I think so. 2106 01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:35.199 But but if we're willing to go along with the 2107 01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:39.239 premise that like, okay, like he's fatal and dangerous, okay. 2108 01:35:39.239 --> 01:35:43.960 Pipe bombs in every window, I'm not going I'm not 2109 01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:46.159 going in there. 2110 01:35:46.560 --> 01:35:48.680 That's just a chain reaction, Like the second one goes off, 2111 01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:50.920 the whole house is going, you know, just to rob him. 2112 01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:54.920 What does he have that's worth that? It's worth? 2113 01:35:55.479 --> 01:36:00.199 Just his body, just his body, because I know, by 2114 01:36:00.279 --> 01:36:03.359 go in that house, I'm gonna die. Why. Actually, it's 2115 01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:05.880 like worse than a house on the grudge. Technically, the 2116 01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:07.600 premise of uh, I don't remember the grudge. 2117 01:36:08.119 --> 01:36:09.399 Yeah, it was Asian mark. 2118 01:36:09.399 --> 01:36:12.479 I remember some lady going like, oh yeah, yeah, like 2119 01:36:12.520 --> 01:36:13.359 the little it. 2120 01:36:13.399 --> 01:36:14.720 Was like a cat binger. 2121 01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:17.840 That's what makes that sound. Oh that's what that is. 2122 01:36:18.039 --> 01:36:19.640 Do should. 2123 01:36:21.199 --> 01:36:23.159 That's the sounds she would be making. But there's no water. 2124 01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:31.640 I don't even remember what I was saying. Yeah, I 2125 01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:36.399 like Kevin mccallish, the purpose of the first wood. Why 2126 01:36:36.439 --> 01:36:39.119 would Why were they trying to rob that house in particular? 2127 01:36:39.760 --> 01:36:41.760 I think they were casing the neighborhood. They saw a 2128 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:44.039 big family. They knew that they were gonna be on vacation, 2129 01:36:44.880 --> 01:36:46.479 and so that was the thing that they know that 2130 01:36:46.479 --> 01:36:49.439 they were going to France or wherever it was they 2131 01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:49.720 were going. 2132 01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:50.439 I think it was France. 2133 01:36:50.479 --> 01:36:50.760 I don't know. 2134 01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:53.199 Yeah, because she goes and you're with the French called 2135 01:36:54.720 --> 01:36:55.479 remember that line. 2136 01:36:56.079 --> 01:36:58.479 This is the only French I ever learned. Nice but 2137 01:36:59.800 --> 01:37:03.159 the Yeah. So they knew that there was a lot 2138 01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:04.520 of valuables in it. There were a lot of people, 2139 01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:06.279 they were rich, and they were gonna be gone for 2140 01:37:06.359 --> 01:37:08.920 a long time. So that's why they chosen Okay, because 2141 01:37:08.920 --> 01:37:11.079 remember the guy's impersonating the cop at the beginning. I 2142 01:37:11.119 --> 01:37:14.760 don't remember much of the first one, the Joe Peshy, 2143 01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:18.760 his character is impersonating a police officer doing like checks. 2144 01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:21.640 It shows up, he shows up when pizza guy shows up, 2145 01:37:21.640 --> 01:37:23.439 and he's like a get in pizzas, Huh. He goes like, yeah, 2146 01:37:23.479 --> 01:37:25.439 we're going to Paris or whatever. He's like, oh interesting. 2147 01:37:26.119 --> 01:37:27.399 Then he goes back and fucking. 2148 01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:27.800 I see it. 2149 01:37:27.960 --> 01:37:30.479 Yeah, Okay, there's a lot of effort. There's a lot 2150 01:37:30.520 --> 01:37:30.800 of effort. 2151 01:37:30.840 --> 01:37:33.520 Yeah, there's no way. That house is like a fucking 2152 01:37:33.560 --> 01:37:35.560 domain expansion. Like when you get in there, you're trapped 2153 01:37:35.760 --> 01:37:38.159 in his little silly game and it's like, I can't 2154 01:37:38.199 --> 01:37:39.800 go on it. I gotta throw bombs in those windows. 2155 01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:42.960 I think about that Scream Bobs with the spider, they 2156 01:37:43.159 --> 01:37:45.920 just the spider on the screen that he does in 2157 01:37:46.039 --> 01:37:48.000 that fucking movie is crazy. 2158 01:37:47.640 --> 01:37:51.239 Because Kevin McCallister is clearly a homegrown terrorist, Like he 2159 01:37:51.399 --> 01:37:53.159 just needs he just needs to be radicalized. He has 2160 01:37:53.159 --> 01:37:55.800 the potentially, Yeah, but like he is dangerous. So like 2161 01:37:55.920 --> 01:37:58.760 there's going in that house because I think he'd killed 2162 01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:00.119 one of us. Needs to be like I didn't mean 2163 01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:00.479 to do that. 2164 01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:05.000 Kevin McAllister built these traps in a cave with a 2165 01:38:05.159 --> 01:38:06.560 box of scraps. 2166 01:38:08.680 --> 01:38:09.359 I want to do it. 2167 01:38:09.479 --> 01:38:11.560 I would is there has there been a theory that 2168 01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:13.760 Kevin McAllister is the saw guy. 2169 01:38:14.079 --> 01:38:16.560 Yeah, I've heard, I've heard, I've seen. I've heard that before. 2170 01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:18.039 I think it is him. 2171 01:38:19.159 --> 01:38:20.520 I I wanted to be it's now. 2172 01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:22.960 It's the idea of Kevin m. I like the Kevin 2173 01:38:23.000 --> 01:38:24.600 Mackalison getting up at the end of the movie at 2174 01:38:24.600 --> 01:38:27.319 the end of the first one and being like kem 2175 01:38:27.920 --> 01:38:28.520 animals and. 2176 01:38:30.800 --> 01:38:33.960 Chris some guys bleeding because his genitals got ripped off. 2177 01:38:37.159 --> 01:38:40.119 Somebody fucking solves like the puzzle easily, and he does that, 2178 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:47.800 but he's like doing circles on a little my game. 2179 01:38:50.680 --> 01:38:52.720 I would. I would love to see the jas I 2180 01:38:52.760 --> 01:38:53.159 would do this. 2181 01:38:56.960 --> 01:38:57.600 I want to see. 2182 01:38:58.000 --> 01:39:02.640 I think that'd be a must have some deviate fucking 2183 01:39:02.760 --> 01:39:03.359 that puppet. 2184 01:39:03.640 --> 01:39:07.039 I've definitely seen that already. You have not, no way, 2185 01:39:07.439 --> 01:39:10.600 I've definitely you've seen it. Definitely come across the Jigsauce 2186 01:39:10.680 --> 01:39:12.960 Penis where the head of his dick has a fucking 2187 01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:17.800 peppermint swirl on it. Definitely come across. I've definitely come 2188 01:39:17.880 --> 01:39:20.439 across someone fucking that and being like, what the fuck what. 2189 01:39:20.560 --> 01:39:22.680 I have to put in like jig how because I 2190 01:39:22.720 --> 01:39:25.680 can't put in Jigsaw porn, saw Jigsaw porn. We'll see what, 2191 01:39:25.800 --> 01:39:28.359 we'll see what happens. I w worked his way through it, 2192 01:39:28.960 --> 01:39:31.600 like he saw him in real time figure out all this. 2193 01:39:31.760 --> 01:39:33.680 How I look up jig saw porn. 2194 01:39:34.279 --> 01:39:36.600 Just like I was like watching him figure out how 2195 01:39:36.600 --> 01:39:37.520 to make the space shuttle. 2196 01:39:37.760 --> 01:39:43.439 It's like, wait, get it, eureka, wait, why is he no? 2197 01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:47.600 Why is his body all big? I don't what that's stupid? 2198 01:39:47.800 --> 01:39:48.159 What do you mean? 2199 01:39:48.159 --> 01:39:48.960 It's like a guy in a suit. 2200 01:39:49.079 --> 01:39:59.760 Yeah, it's like nipples are crazy. He's so shiny, too, 2201 01:40:00.159 --> 01:40:07.319 so porcelain. Wait, switch the camera, Switch the camera. 2202 01:40:10.319 --> 01:40:14.319 Give me, give me, give me, said switch. I don't 2203 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:20.920 like that. I don't like that. I'm sure you guys. 2204 01:40:21.079 --> 01:40:23.119 When I saw that picture of Goofy where he was 2205 01:40:23.159 --> 01:40:24.159 super jacked. 2206 01:40:23.920 --> 01:40:26.640 With the giant, I said that. 2207 01:40:27.159 --> 01:40:30.880 I showed that to literally and she felt disgusted. She 2208 01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:33.079 was like, why would you show me that? I was like, 2209 01:40:33.159 --> 01:40:36.840 look at him, he's just out here living. You see 2210 01:40:36.880 --> 01:40:37.159 this one? 2211 01:40:38.640 --> 01:40:45.560 I don't want to That took me a second, even. 2212 01:40:47.720 --> 01:40:51.560 I thought. I was like, what's going on? You know 2213 01:40:51.560 --> 01:40:52.119 what that looks like? 2214 01:40:52.239 --> 01:40:53.960 It looks like you ever see you know those as 2215 01:40:54.119 --> 01:40:57.079 you know, the abstract art in like math textbooks from 2216 01:40:57.119 --> 01:40:57.880 like the nineties. 2217 01:40:58.520 --> 01:40:59.560 That's what I thought. 2218 01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:04.359 I was like, I feel so, you know, Plainton's terrified. Yeah, 2219 01:41:04.600 --> 01:41:06.560 mister Crabs is packing. 2220 01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:10.159 That's what the shittiest thing I've ever seen. 2221 01:41:11.079 --> 01:41:13.239 Plainton is terrified. He's like. 2222 01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:18.439 Gris. That's a pretty big one. 2223 01:41:20.039 --> 01:41:22.960 Wait, what the hell is this? Keep your penis away 2224 01:41:23.039 --> 01:41:24.199 from me? Crabs? 2225 01:41:26.760 --> 01:41:27.239 And did you know? 2226 01:41:27.359 --> 01:41:27.960 Fucking is it? 2227 01:41:28.159 --> 01:41:28.279 Uh? 2228 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:30.239 Me? 2229 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:31.720 Boy? Uh? 2230 01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:36.960 Chester from Lincoln Park was on one of the Saw movies. 2231 01:41:37.920 --> 01:41:38.680 What Yeah? 2232 01:41:39.680 --> 01:41:41.680 But was he like a saw? Yeah? 2233 01:41:41.960 --> 01:41:43.199 He played one of the Saws. 2234 01:41:44.560 --> 01:41:45.760 The Saw was singing like. 2235 01:41:49.840 --> 01:41:52.560 I'm gonna kill myself to go there. 2236 01:41:56.479 --> 01:41:59.520 You didn't have to talk about unlistenable? Yeah, it's uh? 2237 01:42:00.199 --> 01:42:00.359 Is he? 2238 01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:03.000 There's a scene I don't know, like what happens that's 2239 01:42:03.000 --> 01:42:03.439 from Saw? 2240 01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:03.920 Yeah? 2241 01:42:04.319 --> 01:42:06.439 Because Chester Bennington was in song Yeah, I guess so. 2242 01:42:06.840 --> 01:42:09.000 The first I knew he was in that movie Crank. 2243 01:42:09.279 --> 01:42:12.039 You know he was in one of the cranks in Crank. 2244 01:42:12.600 --> 01:42:16.199 I think he's in the second one voltage high voltage. 2245 01:42:17.079 --> 01:42:19.199 That's I wouldn't have known that. If he didn't say voltage, 2246 01:42:19.239 --> 01:42:21.079 I would have escaped. Didn't kill yourself if you were 2247 01:42:21.119 --> 01:42:24.319 in Crank two. Yeah, he was in Crank two and ridiculous. 2248 01:42:24.319 --> 01:42:27.000 Do you remember I remember Crank? Is that was Brittany 2249 01:42:27.079 --> 01:42:27.520 Murphy in that? 2250 01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:30.399 Or was that somebody else's pretty girl that killed herself too? Right? 2251 01:42:30.720 --> 01:42:31.520 Yeah? I don't know. 2252 01:42:31.640 --> 01:42:32.439 Did she kill herself? 2253 01:42:32.680 --> 01:42:35.920 I know she died. Yeah, I think something she killed herself? 2254 01:42:36.600 --> 01:42:41.520 Oh shure, Well yeah, okay, maybe it was. Okay, it 2255 01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:42.560 was like a Heath Ledger situation. 2256 01:42:43.319 --> 01:42:46.039 Which sucks is that she's just she is. Was like, 2257 01:42:46.520 --> 01:42:48.720 does an actress called Lily ryan Hart and she's just 2258 01:42:48.920 --> 01:42:51.279 Lily Ryanhart. They're the same, effectively the same person. 2259 01:42:51.479 --> 01:42:52.000 I've heard. 2260 01:42:52.079 --> 01:42:55.399 I'm like, man, you lose the good ones, you know. 2261 01:42:55.640 --> 01:42:59.439 Yeah, we snow guys Sidney Sweeney though hile uh American 2262 01:42:59.479 --> 01:43:00.680 Eagle or whatever. I don't know. 2263 01:43:01.319 --> 01:43:05.880 Yeah, that's crazy. It gave levi As a layup with 2264 01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:08.720 Beyonce for another genead. You just gave them a layup. 2265 01:43:09.279 --> 01:43:12.159 You just genes even need to be advertised. 2266 01:43:12.680 --> 01:43:17.960 It's crazy to be that. Well, obviously they do. See 2267 01:43:18.000 --> 01:43:19.119 the thing about it is like. 2268 01:43:19.720 --> 01:43:21.359 It's so much money to spend on something that doesn't 2269 01:43:21.359 --> 01:43:24.600 need to If they didn't, if ads didn't do anything. 2270 01:43:25.079 --> 01:43:26.840 Nothing would work, you know what I mean? So clearly 2271 01:43:26.880 --> 01:43:28.159 advertising does something. 2272 01:43:28.600 --> 01:43:30.399 Advertising works, but it doesn't work the same way. 2273 01:43:30.720 --> 01:43:32.600 I just think it doesn't work on us. I think 2274 01:43:32.640 --> 01:43:33.239 that's the problem. 2275 01:43:33.319 --> 01:43:34.399 Maybe I think that is. 2276 01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:36.880 I think that's the problem. Probably they spend so much 2277 01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:40.119 money on advertisement. It must work, like you're saying, you 2278 01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:42.800 said that like a rug rat, I spent so much, buddy, 2279 01:43:43.119 --> 01:43:50.239 But that was my is they're clogged, buddy, because we 2280 01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:52.479 paid for no ads and things on purpose. 2281 01:43:53.079 --> 01:43:56.199 That is true, which is in and of itself as a. 2282 01:43:58.880 --> 01:44:03.439 Damn stuffed up like a Coca Cola commercial or something, 2283 01:44:03.680 --> 01:44:04.800 or like a Burger King whatever. 2284 01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:05.600 It literally worked. 2285 01:44:06.119 --> 01:44:07.720 It worked when you're I guess that makes it. 2286 01:44:08.000 --> 01:44:09.199 I mean, they do grow up. 2287 01:44:09.279 --> 01:44:11.600 It worked in the sense that, like I already want, 2288 01:44:11.760 --> 01:44:13.600 like I had it. I had burk King before and 2289 01:44:13.680 --> 01:44:15.399 I liked it, so if I saw it again, I 2290 01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:16.439 would be like, oh. 2291 01:44:16.399 --> 01:44:17.359 Yeah, I still like. 2292 01:44:17.880 --> 01:44:19.159 I don't know if it works so much, it just 2293 01:44:19.239 --> 01:44:20.640 reminds me that it's real. 2294 01:44:21.119 --> 01:44:23.680 Yeah, I don't know what they probably. 2295 01:44:24.680 --> 01:44:27.199 I think the only time something like legitimately worked was 2296 01:44:27.239 --> 01:44:30.439 when they announced that Mexican pizzas were back at Taco 2297 01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:32.560 Bell because they took them away because they're like, oh, 2298 01:44:32.640 --> 01:44:34.359 we're gay, we're just gonna take away stuff. 2299 01:44:34.359 --> 01:44:35.039 I'm like, you have? 2300 01:44:35.399 --> 01:44:35.960 Is that what they said? 2301 01:44:35.960 --> 01:44:36.159 Anything? 2302 01:44:36.159 --> 01:44:38.800 That's what they said. I think so because we're gay, 2303 01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:43.800 they have, like it's all the stuff to make them 2304 01:44:43.920 --> 01:44:47.000 is there. It was just the system they do. They 2305 01:44:47.079 --> 01:44:49.039 they're they're here to stay. It was only they had 2306 01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:50.680 like a thing they called the chicken fries at Burking. 2307 01:44:50.720 --> 01:44:52.119 It's like they got rid of them and they're I 2308 01:44:52.239 --> 01:44:53.119 was like, why would you laugh? 2309 01:44:53.239 --> 01:44:55.279 Like the one thing I would never eat anything made 2310 01:44:55.319 --> 01:44:57.239 by a Mexican ever, or with the name Mexican in it. 2311 01:44:57.359 --> 01:45:03.039 So that's insane. But that's fair fucking its patriotism, jackass. 2312 01:45:03.079 --> 01:45:06.399 Is it patriotism? I didn't know you're in a you're 2313 01:45:06.399 --> 01:45:10.520 an American patriot? Yeah, exactly. 2314 01:45:10.680 --> 01:45:13.119 All. We didn't even got We haven't even got to this. 2315 01:45:14.000 --> 01:45:18.680 Kevin McAllister, you threw your tasks with Robin Kevin mckowssor 2316 01:45:18.680 --> 01:45:22.359 without dying. In order to win, you must either oh 2317 01:45:22.439 --> 01:45:25.319 I read this completely gregly, in order to win, you 2318 01:45:25.399 --> 01:45:29.119 must either make out with at least ten thousand dollars. 2319 01:45:28.920 --> 01:45:29.520 Worth of items. 2320 01:45:30.520 --> 01:45:34.119 Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha, or kill him. Uh, he has 2321 01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:37.720 prep time, he has prep time. What is your game 2322 01:45:37.760 --> 01:45:39.119 plan and what do you think your chances are. 2323 01:45:39.279 --> 01:45:40.800 I'm kind of gonna go with what he said. 2324 01:45:43.479 --> 01:45:44.760 It's fine, Yeah, I'll kill him. 2325 01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:51.479 Like the gas line of the house brutal, I would call. 2326 01:45:51.840 --> 01:45:55.199 I would call Israel and say Hamas is hiding in 2327 01:45:55.640 --> 01:45:58.159 Kevin McAllister's apartment to her house. 2328 01:45:58.359 --> 01:46:00.319 The audia versus Kevin mccows for that. 2329 01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:03.760 The idea is getting that. They're like, yo, we hit 2330 01:46:04.520 --> 01:46:07.159 if a mos is in that house, they're safe. We 2331 01:46:07.600 --> 01:46:10.920 cannot get that out. I do not care. Go you're 2332 01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:11.479 you're going. 2333 01:46:11.840 --> 01:46:15.399 If you die, farewell, well show up the country very well. 2334 01:46:15.479 --> 01:46:20.000 Then you'll get a proper burial to sacrifice. I'm yeah, yeah, 2335 01:46:20.000 --> 01:46:21.039 it's like I love that. 2336 01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:25.239 I love I love that this is sacrifice will iconic line, Yeah, 2337 01:46:25.560 --> 01:46:26.760 a great line from Shrek. 2338 01:46:27.000 --> 01:46:30.359 Yeah, probably has a bunch of those scenes too. Actually, 2339 01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:33.800 I think they must. Do you see that? Do you 2340 01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:36.920 see that the new Shrek is the later year? Oh yeah? 2341 01:46:37.239 --> 01:46:38.800 Why do you think so? I think because I already 2342 01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:39.920 guessed what it was gonna be about. 2343 01:46:40.239 --> 01:46:41.640 Oh yeah, I think so. 2344 01:46:41.760 --> 01:46:43.520 I don't know, I don't know. 2345 01:46:43.560 --> 01:46:44.920 I haven't been paying attention, but like, I don't know 2346 01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:46.439 why you would delay something an entire year. 2347 01:46:46.640 --> 01:46:49.920 I thought they were kind of weird fixes penis. Oh yeah, 2348 01:46:50.000 --> 01:46:50.720 like for that. 2349 01:46:50.760 --> 01:46:54.279 One scene where like it plays a prominent role, and 2350 01:46:54.279 --> 01:46:56.840 they're like, we need a year to work on need 2351 01:46:56.880 --> 01:46:58.479 a year to work on the photorealisticness. 2352 01:46:58.840 --> 01:46:59.319 We need AI. 2353 01:46:59.560 --> 01:47:02.199 We need to uh, we need a AI upscale Shrekes penis, 2354 01:47:02.279 --> 01:47:03.920 so it's in ten resolution. 2355 01:47:04.840 --> 01:47:08.640 Images of strikes penis I've seen throughout my life are bewildered. 2356 01:47:08.760 --> 01:47:12.359 Yeah, I have seen more individual images of Shrek's penis 2357 01:47:12.479 --> 01:47:15.279 than I have sat down to watch Shrek films. 2358 01:47:15.600 --> 01:47:17.800 Sure, that is literally true for me. I have seen 2359 01:47:17.880 --> 01:47:19.319 more I've seen I've seen. 2360 01:47:19.239 --> 01:47:20.359 Strikes to a fair number of times. 2361 01:47:20.399 --> 01:47:23.439 By the way, I've seen more images of Strike's penis 2362 01:47:23.479 --> 01:47:24.800 than I have seen of Shrek. 2363 01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:28.840 That seems impossible, because you. 2364 01:47:29.079 --> 01:47:31.319 Know times are just images of his penis without Strek 2365 01:47:31.359 --> 01:47:31.520 in it. 2366 01:47:32.199 --> 01:47:34.039 You know, Shreks penis, how you know it's talk about 2367 01:47:34.039 --> 01:47:36.239 a green the curvature and the how do you know 2368 01:47:36.279 --> 01:47:41.479 it's not like because it's what Karma's penis color show. 2369 01:47:41.880 --> 01:47:45.000 I love those videos of Kermit on or whatever or 2370 01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:49.600 the Yeah, a penis for you, like a cucumber something. 2371 01:47:49.640 --> 01:47:52.079 You lift it up and I'm like, it's great. 2372 01:47:52.079 --> 01:47:53.079 It's during the pandemic. 2373 01:47:53.119 --> 01:47:57.720 That guy was like exploding. Of course rip is gone right, 2374 01:47:58.039 --> 01:48:01.880 I'm really hard for you. Yeah, m what is at this? 2375 01:48:02.439 --> 01:48:04.640 Jordan's Jordan Peterson on omego? 2376 01:48:05.840 --> 01:48:07.520 What is a nude? 2377 01:48:09.800 --> 01:48:14.119 What is a hard cock? Anyway? Did you present the 2378 01:48:14.199 --> 01:48:15.560 evidence of said hard cock? 2379 01:48:15.680 --> 01:48:21.640 I'd love to see, Jordan, Jordan, this guy's like, all right. 2380 01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:24.479 Bro, oh that's a mighty impressive rod. 2381 01:48:24.800 --> 01:48:28.199 It's a bunch of fucking fucking piercings in it. Yeah, 2382 01:48:28.600 --> 01:48:29.600 the rod going through it? 2383 01:48:29.960 --> 01:48:32.520 Yeah, you want to see a light up plasma globes 2384 01:48:32.560 --> 01:48:37.159 and what is wide up? Can it squirt the white stuff. 2385 01:48:36.880 --> 01:48:41.279 Out of it? Jordan reminds me of Yoda and Curbit 2386 01:48:41.359 --> 01:48:44.680 had a baby, but none of the wisdom. Jordan, I didn't. 2387 01:48:44.680 --> 01:48:45.600 I didn't know you were gay? 2388 01:48:46.399 --> 01:48:47.319 What is gay? 2389 01:48:47.880 --> 01:48:48.479 I don't think. 2390 01:48:50.760 --> 01:48:52.720 They have like a vague tinge of Nigerian in that. 2391 01:48:53.840 --> 01:48:57.399 What I love that? 2392 01:48:57.560 --> 01:48:58.319 Wi? Are you gay? 2393 01:48:58.600 --> 01:49:01.199 That fucking that class? I don't even know what's the 2394 01:49:01.239 --> 01:49:03.880 context of what he's doing stuff like that. I think 2395 01:49:03.920 --> 01:49:08.039 I saw an interview with him recently, really good quality. 2396 01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:09.000 Crazy. 2397 01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:13.319 He's like, there's no bed that question, then why are 2398 01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:13.880 you gay? 2399 01:49:16.039 --> 01:49:18.319 And it was just like people read, well, it's somebody 2400 01:49:18.319 --> 01:49:20.520 who was like asking is like the delivery of it 2401 01:49:20.920 --> 01:49:25.920 was like gay? Why are you gay? They're just talking 2402 01:49:25.920 --> 01:49:27.439 about the delivery of it. I don't I don't know 2403 01:49:27.560 --> 01:49:28.880 who that guy is or like what he does. 2404 01:49:29.720 --> 01:49:32.880 I've never looked it up. I think I will know. Yeah, 2405 01:49:32.920 --> 01:49:33.840 you should on the show. 2406 01:49:33.880 --> 01:49:35.279 That's another question on the show. 2407 01:49:36.359 --> 01:49:38.439 Oh yeah, let's sucking. Let's get a couple of more. 2408 01:49:38.600 --> 01:49:40.960 Let's get the fun out of here, all right. 2409 01:49:41.000 --> 01:49:44.119 The Silver the Silver Enforcer Harald of gus Lack. This 2410 01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:48.199 Fring wrote in he says, is it black face to 2411 01:49:48.279 --> 01:49:50.560 dresses Miles Morales for Halloween? 2412 01:49:50.680 --> 01:49:54.640 If you are at black no black face under the mask, 2413 01:49:57.000 --> 01:49:59.399 no black face under the man, just soon as the 2414 01:49:59.439 --> 01:49:59.800 Spider Man. 2415 01:50:01.079 --> 01:50:01.279 Yeah. 2416 01:50:01.439 --> 01:50:05.039 I've seen many white kids dressed as Zach the Black 2417 01:50:05.119 --> 01:50:08.399 Power Ranger. Yeah, just suck. Who cares ye do the 2418 01:50:08.399 --> 01:50:08.800 black face? 2419 01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:10.560 Though? I would prefer it. 2420 01:50:10.880 --> 01:50:12.960 Yeah, I think it's more authentic people taking off. 2421 01:50:12.920 --> 01:50:16.359 Than the Blade. I love that Blade with black face 2422 01:50:16.439 --> 01:50:18.800 on Jeremy Jones. 2423 01:50:18.920 --> 01:50:21.960 I went to Blade for one Halloween you did, Yeah, 2424 01:50:23.159 --> 01:50:23.399 did you. 2425 01:50:23.640 --> 01:50:28.920 Dress black face? No, you just West skirt. It was like, 2426 01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:32.319 oh sick, you're on Blade even sort. 2427 01:50:32.479 --> 01:50:35.000 I genuinely hadn't even seen Blade when I wore I 2428 01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:38.159 just thought that costume looked sick. Yes it does. That's crazy. 2429 01:50:38.239 --> 01:50:39.600 It's a fucking cool costing. 2430 01:50:39.720 --> 01:50:42.760 He looks cool as ship. It's unfortunate when never getting 2431 01:50:42.760 --> 01:50:45.560 the next one, he's never going to exist. 2432 01:50:45.720 --> 01:50:48.199 I think they should just do a continuation of the 2433 01:50:48.279 --> 01:50:50.760 Wesley Snipes made an appearance. He should just put him 2434 01:50:50.760 --> 01:50:51.560 on the steroids. 2435 01:50:51.720 --> 01:50:51.960 Old. 2436 01:50:52.479 --> 01:50:56.840 He's old, and as he's so deflated, he would put 2437 01:50:57.039 --> 01:50:59.920 on steroids. Bad Wesley Snipe. 2438 01:51:00.039 --> 01:51:01.520 That's why we're gonna put him on steroids. 2439 01:51:01.720 --> 01:51:03.279 Yeah, in his sixties. 2440 01:51:03.439 --> 01:51:07.880 Yes, but fucking RFK is on steroids. He's fine. Yeah, 2441 01:51:07.880 --> 01:51:10.760 he's fine. There's nothing bad. 2442 01:51:10.840 --> 01:51:15.359 There's nothing wrong with you at all. I'm fucking RFK 2443 01:51:15.560 --> 01:51:16.199 drinks potion. 2444 01:51:17.119 --> 01:51:21.159 I drink the blue stuff, and my inside's are so 2445 01:51:21.399 --> 01:51:23.520 clean out. Which my father was a Kennedy and my 2446 01:51:23.640 --> 01:51:26.720 mother was a blender. Being molested on a roller coaster. 2447 01:51:28.399 --> 01:51:33.520 That's why I sound like this. That's true, real origin, shit, 2448 01:51:34.159 --> 01:51:38.399 real origin. This is real shadow RFK and amazing fantasy 2449 01:51:38.479 --> 01:51:39.039 number one. 2450 01:51:40.720 --> 01:51:44.359 Is him on the sidewalk, fucking heroin attic that niggas. 2451 01:51:44.479 --> 01:51:45.720 I can't be unbelievable. 2452 01:51:45.840 --> 01:51:48.399 This worm in my brain has given me political ambitions. 2453 01:51:51.560 --> 01:51:53.960 Every time I start thinking about the administration. Every time 2454 01:51:54.000 --> 01:51:56.880 I see a picture of cash Mattel, I'm like, this 2455 01:51:57.039 --> 01:51:59.800 isn't real. He looks like an alien. I can't, I 2456 01:52:00.039 --> 01:52:03.000 I because he's like, you know, brown, But no, it's 2457 01:52:03.079 --> 01:52:04.920 his fucking face and his crazy eyes. 2458 01:52:04.960 --> 01:52:05.920 Yeah, I don't mean like illegal. 2459 01:52:06.560 --> 01:52:07.880 He is infiltrating earth. 2460 01:52:07.960 --> 01:52:11.279 Absolutely, the way his eyes bug out and the way 2461 01:52:11.319 --> 01:52:15.960 that he stands like he clearly stands like like a Martian. 2462 01:52:17.000 --> 01:52:20.199 Dude, it's I I I can't. I can't believe it. 2463 01:52:20.279 --> 01:52:22.640 It's it's It still hasn't completely sunk in. 2464 01:52:23.119 --> 01:52:24.479 Every time I see it, I'm like, what the what 2465 01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:25.199 this is? 2466 01:52:25.359 --> 01:52:28.319 This? Come on? So I'm being fucked with. I'm in 2467 01:52:28.399 --> 01:52:31.279 a coma and the doctor's molesting me. So that's why 2468 01:52:31.279 --> 01:52:33.119 I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, right, exactly. 2469 01:52:33.199 --> 01:52:35.760 It's like slapping your forehead with his dick hard. 2470 01:52:36.600 --> 01:52:39.520 That's crazy. Like I keep hearing a slap and I'm like, 2471 01:52:39.520 --> 01:52:41.560 whe's this coming from? Then the spoiler? 2472 01:52:42.279 --> 01:52:44.800 What's going on What's happened to hear it everywhere? 2473 01:52:44.840 --> 01:52:47.960 I go, oh yeah, So I'll wake up one day, 2474 01:52:48.560 --> 01:52:51.560 one day, you guys, it'll be like, uh, it'll be 2475 01:52:51.680 --> 01:52:55.279 like spoiler. If you haven't fucking if, if you haven't 2476 01:52:55.319 --> 01:52:58.359 played fucking Exhibition thirty three by this point, shut up. 2477 01:52:58.600 --> 01:53:02.520 But I would just say I'm hoping that's that's the situation. 2478 01:53:02.560 --> 01:53:04.520 I mean that type of ending. Yes, that would be nice, 2479 01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:07.680 It would be great. You guys are not real and 2480 01:53:07.760 --> 01:53:09.000 you you fucking fade away. 2481 01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:14.079 No me my own life. 2482 01:53:14.359 --> 01:53:17.840 No, I'll wake up in the cold cave like Zion 2483 01:53:17.920 --> 01:53:21.199 and I'm getting bud fucked. I do you want to 2484 01:53:21.279 --> 01:53:21.840 leave it? I? 2485 01:53:21.880 --> 01:53:24.800 Do you want to end off with this? One last ride? 2486 01:53:24.880 --> 01:53:29.239 In Walmart Brand? Walmart Brand wrote and he says, Hello, Blossom, Bubbles, 2487 01:53:29.279 --> 01:53:31.960 and Buttercup. My cat almost hang herself on her collar 2488 01:53:32.159 --> 01:53:34.960 stuck on the on a drawer knob a couple months ago, 2489 01:53:34.960 --> 01:53:36.920 and it reminded me of that girl's unfortunate dog that 2490 01:53:36.960 --> 01:53:40.960 you guys couldn't stop laughing at. Oh yeah, my my 2491 01:53:41.119 --> 01:53:43.920 other cat tried to help her do it by dragging 2492 01:53:43.960 --> 01:53:48.720 her down whoa soul wretching ship to see she's okay, though, 2493 01:53:49.439 --> 01:53:51.000 all right, I'll hang myself and listen. 2494 01:53:51.840 --> 01:53:52.520 That's cool, man. 2495 01:53:54.640 --> 01:53:55.840 I love that story. 2496 01:53:56.880 --> 01:53:59.119 I'll never forget that, man, Yeah, I'll never forget having 2497 01:53:59.159 --> 01:54:00.720 to like take that super serously. 2498 01:54:00.279 --> 01:54:01.720 And then just not being able to just run into 2499 01:54:01.760 --> 01:54:04.039 my room. No, you laughed in fun of her. 2500 01:54:04.199 --> 01:54:05.880 I did not. I didn't. You were there, you laughed. 2501 01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:06.760 I didn't. I didn't. 2502 01:54:06.800 --> 01:54:07.680 All three of us laughed. 2503 01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:09.399 Stop, I did not you. 2504 01:54:09.520 --> 01:54:11.560 All three of us laughed. We were all shocked, and 2505 01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:12.119 we laughed. 2506 01:54:12.399 --> 01:54:14.600 I didn't I remember it because I didn't feel comfortable 2507 01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:15.520 enough around her to laugh. 2508 01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:16.359 We laughed. 2509 01:54:16.359 --> 01:54:19.079 I was like, you laughed, we I laughed. 2510 01:54:19.119 --> 01:54:21.920 Her boyfriend at the time laugh Jalen laughed. 2511 01:54:22.119 --> 01:54:25.039 I started, I started a break and I laughed. 2512 01:54:27.600 --> 01:54:30.840 That's the same, the same. Yeah, yeah, I heard that. 2513 01:54:31.199 --> 01:54:33.039 I was like, whoa, you suck. 2514 01:54:35.199 --> 01:54:38.079 That's crazy. I've never done anything like that, never tried 2515 01:54:38.079 --> 01:54:38.760 to murder itself. 2516 01:54:40.439 --> 01:54:42.560 It's just so funny, like just like that imagery is 2517 01:54:42.560 --> 01:54:45.439 so like it's sad. But Jesus Christ, man, what an 2518 01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:48.600 insane thing to happen. And you went to church too, 2519 01:54:48.760 --> 01:54:50.319 like you coulda just like if you were just atheist, 2520 01:54:50.359 --> 01:54:51.039 you would have been fine. 2521 01:54:52.239 --> 01:54:54.359 You were just not dumb and believed in some and 2522 01:54:54.439 --> 01:54:56.199 that's clearly not real. You could have, like, I don't know, 2523 01:54:56.239 --> 01:54:56.720 particularly to. 2524 01:54:56.720 --> 01:55:02.319 Save the life checkmate atheists, checkmate, checkmate liberal? Fuck you, 2525 01:55:02.520 --> 01:55:03.039 Oh fuck you. 2526 01:55:03.119 --> 01:55:03.760 I got a gun? 2527 01:55:04.479 --> 01:55:14.159 This up, I got a chip gun. Yeah yeah, look 2528 01:55:14.159 --> 01:55:15.560 at wait. 2529 01:55:15.399 --> 01:55:24.079 Wait, go back, go back, go back. Jesus Christ, you 2530 01:55:24.119 --> 01:55:24.680 know it's crazy. 2531 01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:27.520 I've definitely done that exact thing before with food. I'm 2532 01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:30.079 sure I like that ignited a memory where I'm like, 2533 01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:32.840 I know for a fact I've like grabbed something that 2534 01:55:32.960 --> 01:55:34.520 looked like food, that looked like something. 2535 01:55:34.560 --> 01:55:40.279 I was like, hey, look good, it's the thing. Oh man, 2536 01:55:40.399 --> 01:55:42.079 I'm so fucking am sure it's crazy. 2537 01:55:42.159 --> 01:55:45.720 Alright, Uh, we're gonna read the twenty five dollars. We're 2538 01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:48.079 gonna read the twenty five dollars patron names over at 2539 01:55:48.079 --> 01:55:50.000 a patroon of concess turn Remember you can go over there, 2540 01:55:50.039 --> 01:55:51.359 get your name right to the end of show. Snark 2541 01:55:51.359 --> 01:55:58.479 tank dot shot for merch all that silly bitch shitna. 2542 01:55:56.680 --> 01:56:01.600 Read all the names in one word? Okay, three, two 2543 01:56:01.680 --> 01:56:14.479 do it now, bye, good job later, niggas peace that 2544 01:56:14.640 --> 01:56:18.760 Kevin mc allister comes in starts streaking this up. I 2545 01:56:18.800 --> 01:56:20.479 heard what you guys said about me, and. 2546 01:56:20.520 --> 01:56:22.479 It's like, why are you a child? Mcaulay. 2547 01:56:23.680 --> 01:56:29.119 He's like, again, well that's Kevin McAllister, right, that's Keys 2548 01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:32.239 mcaulay Colkins off doing his own thing. Kevin Mcowster has arrived. 2549 01:56:32.279 --> 01:56:33.680 He was like, like, fucking Hot Ones. 2550 01:56:34.840 --> 01:56:36.880 Oh yeah, well yeah, I just I didn't watch it, 2551 01:56:36.960 --> 01:56:37.319 but I saw. 2552 01:56:37.479 --> 01:56:37.720 I saw. 2553 01:56:38.000 --> 01:56:39.479 I don't know what he's gonna tell me, really that 2554 01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:39.960 I want to know. 2555 01:56:40.319 --> 01:56:42.800 I kind of I was really, I'm like, y'all need 2556 01:56:42.880 --> 01:56:44.399 to get some better guests on Hot Ones. Do you 2557 01:56:44.439 --> 01:56:45.439 want me to start watching again? 2558 01:56:45.600 --> 01:56:46.199 I like Kevin. 2559 01:56:46.359 --> 01:56:48.000 I like Kevin, I do like him. 2560 01:56:48.039 --> 01:56:48.640 I like him. 2561 01:56:48.800 --> 01:56:50.279 I just don't care about him at all. 2562 01:56:50.319 --> 01:56:50.760 I don't care. 2563 01:56:50.800 --> 01:56:51.079 I don't. 2564 01:56:51.119 --> 01:56:52.479 I like him a lot. I like when he's on 2565 01:56:52.520 --> 01:56:56.119 Red Letter Media eating hot wings. I don't care. I 2566 01:56:56.199 --> 01:56:59.079 want it, like to be some dumb ass that's gonna 2567 01:56:59.079 --> 01:57:00.640 freak out, because that's the whole point of the show. 2568 01:57:00.640 --> 01:57:01.279 At least for me. 2569 01:57:01.800 --> 01:57:06.239 It was like Shack making stupid faces, uh, fucking DJ 2570 01:57:06.439 --> 01:57:08.479 Khaled fucking being a fucking idiot. 2571 01:57:09.000 --> 01:57:09.159 Uh. 2572 01:57:10.159 --> 01:57:15.079 Then Gordon Ramsey, who's freaking bringing everything he's putting like 2573 01:57:15.199 --> 01:57:18.680 fucking lemon juice. And milk and like it was fun 2574 01:57:18.720 --> 01:57:22.800 and then he didn't stop swearing that's fun. But Kevin, 2575 01:57:22.840 --> 01:57:25.560 I'm sure he's just gonna be like, oh it's tat okay, 2576 01:57:27.840 --> 01:57:28.680 fuck out of here. 2577 01:57:28.840 --> 01:57:29.159 All right? 2578 01:57:29.960 --> 01:57:36.439 Coming down three two one. My mom's labor duration would agree. 2579 01:57:36.479 --> 01:57:42.920 It's huge, hotep Vegeta, the Deadliest Spider, great value, five 2580 01:57:43.000 --> 01:57:45.880 gallons of come twenty dollars sweet dumb blends like Q 2581 01:57:46.159 --> 01:57:50.960 too low. But Chris get his end card, handing a 2582 01:57:51.039 --> 01:57:53.520 paper straw to the he nutted on my leg guy 2583 01:57:53.560 --> 01:57:58.880 and making him uncome at gunpoint. Texas read Delta Gamma, 2584 01:57:59.479 --> 01:58:02.720 big gay beetle sucking beetle dick for the taste. Literally 2585 01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:05.239 fed this toddler last week? Why is it still crying? 2586 01:58:06.239 --> 01:58:09.520 Squimp is bugs? Klamuel esquire the third. Sam Cedar is 2587 01:58:09.560 --> 01:58:13.039 the ultimate Dilf suemy. Relax you, sir, guild master. 2588 01:58:13.479 --> 01:58:17.319 That can't be true. Also beatles beatless beetle girl, How 2589 01:58:17.439 --> 01:58:20.399 fuck you silly? I'm Sam Cedar. I can't do his 2590 01:58:20.520 --> 01:58:22.960 voice me, Sam Cheeter, I'm almost there. 2591 01:58:23.439 --> 01:58:23.760 It's me. 2592 01:58:24.880 --> 01:58:27.239 It's me Sam. I'm gay. 2593 01:58:29.079 --> 01:58:30.319 As I can't. 2594 01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:33.520 It's like I admire your confidence. I'm trying it's an 2595 01:58:33.560 --> 01:58:36.920 impossible because it's it's like raspy but hot, it's like 2596 01:58:37.079 --> 01:58:38.279 gravelly but not. 2597 01:58:40.000 --> 01:58:40.319 Fuck. 2598 01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:50.239 Oh fuck, it's me Sam Cedars. Welcome to the Majority 2599 01:58:50.279 --> 01:58:54.000 of Report. It's me Sam Slater. 2600 01:58:54.920 --> 01:59:02.560 It's me. Join us next time where we live the 2601 01:59:02.720 --> 01:59:05.319 fuck out. That's right. 2602 01:59:05.479 --> 01:59:10.960 We're so woke, nigga. I love you, Emma, I love 2603 01:59:11.039 --> 01:59:16.279 you too, Sam. Our first guest is Kingston is dead. 2604 01:59:17.560 --> 01:59:18.800 Thanks for having me. I'm a big. 2605 01:59:22.079 --> 01:59:22.960 So what do you what do you think of? 2606 01:59:23.359 --> 01:59:28.000 What do you think about wokeness? Kingston's dead? Thanks for 2607 01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:33.640 coming on fucking waste times? 2608 01:59:35.600 --> 01:59:36.199 Like, who's dad? 2609 01:59:36.319 --> 01:59:36.479 Is this? 2610 01:59:37.159 --> 01:59:39.359 What do you mean? Also? 2611 01:59:40.399 --> 01:59:46.159 Why did he sound so fucking It's literally just us 2612 01:59:46.760 --> 01:59:48.880 in like wigs of them? 2613 01:59:49.159 --> 01:59:49.920 Dude, I love that. 2614 01:59:50.239 --> 01:59:52.680 I think we should start a Majority Report channel because 2615 01:59:52.680 --> 01:59:56.119 you can't copyright a channel, So like we just start 2616 01:59:56.319 --> 02:00:00.479 the Majority Report and then we put gigs on and 2617 02:00:00.760 --> 02:00:04.399 then do it and then eventually people get confused start 2618 02:00:04.479 --> 02:00:07.159 subscribing to us. I want to which one of these 2619 02:00:07.239 --> 02:00:13.359 is the real one, the one with four subscribers. It 2620 02:00:13.439 --> 02:00:16.800 might be like, you know what this is more, I'm 2621 02:00:16.800 --> 02:00:18.319 gonna start watching these guys. 2622 02:00:18.720 --> 02:00:20.479 We just just like read. We should just read their 2623 02:00:20.479 --> 02:00:24.439 scripts verbatim, like like, get their transcripts. 2624 02:00:24.640 --> 02:00:27.039 Crazy, we go from one to the rest of them. 2625 02:00:27.079 --> 02:00:29.399 No, no, just like their most recent stuff. We'll just 2626 02:00:29.479 --> 02:00:32.039 do like one of the more recent videos. Get the transcript, 2627 02:00:32.199 --> 02:00:32.560 just do it. 2628 02:00:33.239 --> 02:00:38.960 But it just like that, like I'm that's crazy to do, 2629 02:00:40.560 --> 02:00:41.399 that's crazy to do. 2630 02:00:43.880 --> 02:00:50.479 Hey, whatever, I have so much time. Clearly, Uh, Colin Moriarty, 2631 02:00:50.600 --> 02:00:52.600 what if you woke with this? What if you woke 2632 02:00:52.640 --> 02:00:54.319 with the Sonachu medallion on you? 2633 02:00:57.520 --> 02:00:57.720 Yeah? 2634 02:00:58.159 --> 02:01:01.079 All that uh sween said were starting over five minutes. 2635 02:01:01.680 --> 02:01:03.239 God, damn, damn it. 2636 02:01:05.800 --> 02:01:08.239 I like how we all do retard impressions when you on? 2637 02:01:10.199 --> 02:01:10.399 Yeah? 2638 02:01:11.399 --> 02:01:14.880 Uh huh what retired impression? John Luke retard? 2639 02:01:19.960 --> 02:01:21.119 Have I never heard that before? 2640 02:01:23.680 --> 02:01:26.600 Je Luke retard? You know? 2641 02:01:27.119 --> 02:01:33.920 Just that's crazy, that's even That's so fucking bro Holy ship. 2642 02:01:34.399 --> 02:01:35.000 Beat me up? 2643 02:01:36.600 --> 02:01:41.000 Whoa did you just say beat me up? Nigger? Did 2644 02:01:41.039 --> 02:01:41.560 you say that? 2645 02:01:41.760 --> 02:01:42.720 I didn't. I started to. 2646 02:01:43.039 --> 02:01:47.199 I almost said it about crazy. I don't think that's 2647 02:01:47.319 --> 02:01:48.600 my name. 2648 02:01:49.800 --> 02:01:52.079 Wait, that's that's in the other chick. 2649 02:01:52.119 --> 02:01:56.199 Oh yeah know this Scotty Scotty the Scotsman J. K. 2650 02:01:56.359 --> 02:02:03.680 Rowling has name Scotty Scotty on the way on the 2651 02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:05.840 way Scotty misbeats my wife. 2652 02:02:05.680 --> 02:02:09.920 Is that his name was Scotty beats my wife slash drunk. 2653 02:02:13.960 --> 02:02:16.840 Jesus Christ. This is a very diverse ship. It's a 2654 02:02:16.920 --> 02:02:17.600 very diverse thing. 2655 02:02:17.680 --> 02:02:18.760 I'm retarded. 2656 02:02:20.399 --> 02:02:31.520 That enterprise rules. I was podka. 2657 02:02:34.319 --> 02:02:40.039 She just becomes increasingly like denser, monstrous, monstrous. 2658 02:02:40.680 --> 02:02:43.159 This makes sense, by the way, she's not even remotely 2659 02:02:43.600 --> 02:02:48.319 there's literally no it's just random, randomized pick stupid voice. 2660 02:02:48.600 --> 02:02:50.720 It'll landed on deep viglade. 2661 02:02:50.359 --> 02:02:55.199 Every every she looks more like yousday. 2662 02:02:56.600 --> 02:02:57.479 But it's really gradual. 2663 02:02:57.520 --> 02:02:58.760 You only know what if you like, if you like 2664 02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:00.560 eskipe through the video, if you you know the little 2665 02:03:00.560 --> 02:03:02.520 thumbnail that happens on YouTube videos and you skim. 2666 02:03:02.479 --> 02:03:04.119 Through, Oh yeah, you see it, Like that's when you 2667 02:03:04.159 --> 02:03:05.439 see it, like rapidly. 2668 02:03:05.680 --> 02:03:10.239 Rapidly shifting, like that's a monster, that's a deemed male 2669 02:03:10.279 --> 02:03:14.199 beams later then that's the end of the episode. 2670 02:03:16.000 --> 02:03:26.359 Wow, that's the robot that's ever got that guy's name? 2671 02:03:26.439 --> 02:03:27.039 Yeah, what is that? 2672 02:03:27.319 --> 02:03:34.039 You the fucking crazy ass robot? Slots is it slots it? 2673 02:03:35.199 --> 02:03:37.159 It's something like that. Did you see that thing? 2674 02:03:37.399 --> 02:03:40.640 We're like, uh, do you know Alan t dick wash 2675 02:03:40.840 --> 02:03:44.600 from a firefly. Yes, he does a lot of like robots. 2676 02:03:44.640 --> 02:03:46.800 For some reason, he's like every robot and everything. He's 2677 02:03:46.800 --> 02:03:48.600 like the robot in Rogue one, he's the robots in 2678 02:03:48.640 --> 02:03:52.279 Superman K two. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, and he does 2679 02:03:52.319 --> 02:03:54.760 all other robot things. I saw this thing recently that 2680 02:03:55.000 --> 02:03:57.279 like he was giving an interview and he was like, yeah, 2681 02:03:57.880 --> 02:04:00.880 my name had to be taken off of I Robot 2682 02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:04.760 Marketing because it was like overshadowing Will Smith's performance. And 2683 02:04:04.880 --> 02:04:08.840 I was like, you're, of course he is. Of course 2684 02:04:08.880 --> 02:04:12.359 he's the robot from my Robot. I had no fucking idea. 2685 02:04:12.760 --> 02:04:15.239 I learned this yesterday and then it was. 2686 02:04:15.239 --> 02:04:16.439 Like, of course you've owned. 2687 02:04:17.159 --> 02:04:20.079 We're worried about like robots taking human jobs, but at least, 2688 02:04:20.159 --> 02:04:23.840 like at least Alan Tunic is gonna be taking every robot's. 2689 02:04:23.479 --> 02:04:24.560 Role for robots. 2690 02:04:24.600 --> 02:04:25.640 They're gonna kill him first. 2691 02:04:25.920 --> 02:04:27.279 Yeah, you're taking jobs. 2692 02:04:28.319 --> 02:04:31.920 Is the guy that does all the animal voices, Bradley 2693 02:04:31.960 --> 02:04:35.239 Baker he does instead of having animals voice, they just 2694 02:04:35.319 --> 02:04:37.079 have him doing crazy. 2695 02:04:37.159 --> 02:04:39.399 Clearly, it's a little like tongue in cheek thing. Let's 2696 02:04:39.439 --> 02:04:41.680 get that, Let's get him, yeah, and just keep going. 2697 02:04:42.319 --> 02:04:44.880 But when the when the Robot overlords come, He's done. 2698 02:04:45.079 --> 02:04:47.439 Isn't that crazy? They're like yeah. 2699 02:04:47.520 --> 02:04:49.399 Test audiences were like, yeah, we gotta get this guy 2700 02:04:49.399 --> 02:04:52.199 out of here. He's stealing the spotlight. That's that doesn't 2701 02:04:52.199 --> 02:04:54.880 make sense. I haven't seen I Robot. I don't think 2702 02:04:54.920 --> 02:04:57.079 I have at least, but the only things that I 2703 02:04:57.159 --> 02:04:59.880 do remember were him. Ah, I do remember, like his 2704 02:05:00.119 --> 02:05:00.760 like dialogue. 2705 02:05:00.880 --> 02:05:03.239 I never watched that movie. Looks stupid to me. It 2706 02:05:03.279 --> 02:05:04.840 did look stupid to me at the time. I didn't 2707 02:05:04.840 --> 02:05:05.079 see it. 2708 02:05:06.119 --> 02:05:08.000 Yeah, maybe I'll watch it, and I really liked it. 2709 02:05:08.159 --> 02:05:10.920 I should watch it. I've seen the scenes I've seen 2710 02:05:10.960 --> 02:05:11.119 from it. 2711 02:05:11.199 --> 02:05:12.840 I like, whoa. 2712 02:05:18.680 --> 02:05:23.920 Immediately necrosis? Do you have any other guy with the 2713 02:05:23.960 --> 02:05:26.079 hole in his head? And he's talking about how women 2714 02:05:26.159 --> 02:05:31.399 always picked always ignore nice guys. I'm not even exaggerating. 2715 02:05:31.399 --> 02:05:33.960 He's got like necrosis in his head and he's got 2716 02:05:34.119 --> 02:05:34.800 just like a hole in his hand. 2717 02:05:34.840 --> 02:05:35.479 He's like, women. 2718 02:05:35.279 --> 02:05:37.880 Always go for the nice guy, or they always ignore 2719 02:05:37.920 --> 02:05:41.119 the nice guys. And I'm like, you look, you look 2720 02:05:41.199 --> 02:05:45.119 like you've been shot. I swear to God, what is 2721 02:05:45.159 --> 02:05:45.640 this gonna be? 2722 02:05:45.960 --> 02:05:47.079 It's gonna be racist? 2723 02:05:52.359 --> 02:06:22.880 Yes, was spid I really that is such a powerful 2724 02:06:23.039 --> 02:06:26.239 counter and that like that instance. 2725 02:06:25.960 --> 02:06:26.720 Of a moment of. 2726 02:06:37.520 --> 02:06:39.920 It's just because like I don't know what I was expecting. 2727 02:06:40.039 --> 02:06:43.000 I had liked, I had like six other things I 2728 02:06:43.119 --> 02:06:46.159 was expecting, like always gonna I even thought like maybe 2729 02:06:46.199 --> 02:06:48.399 always gonna go like, oh, you know what I mean, 2730 02:06:48.479 --> 02:06:51.520 like that fucking rang at sound. I had like seven 2731 02:06:51.560 --> 02:06:56.960 other things. I just wasn't expecting the smoke detector being 2732 02:06:57.079 --> 02:07:00.680 Oh God, that's like stulations you have. 2733 02:07:00.960 --> 02:07:02.800 You have subverted my expectations effectively. 2734 02:07:04.199 --> 02:07:07.520 There's nothing. There's nothing like some fuck some people are creative. 2735 02:07:08.279 --> 02:07:10.439 Some people are creative, and they're like, all right, this 2736 02:07:10.600 --> 02:07:12.359 is racist, but it's at least there's a little bit 2737 02:07:12.399 --> 02:07:14.359 of a banos there. You know. That's good. It's layered. 2738 02:07:14.399 --> 02:07:14.720 I like that. 2739 02:07:14.960 --> 02:07:15.520 That's a good one. 2740 02:07:15.920 --> 02:07:16.840 Yeah, the most offensive. 2741 02:07:17.720 --> 02:07:21.199 You know, there's no worse racism than lazy racism. I think, 2742 02:07:21.960 --> 02:07:25.039 ye if the best racism is clever, absolutely completed. 2743 02:07:25.199 --> 02:07:28.640 Yeah, yeah, Sween said, which I read that already. I 2744 02:07:28.680 --> 02:07:30.800 hate when I'm hitting my my punching bag aka my 2745 02:07:30.880 --> 02:07:33.279 husband and then my beer machine AK my son tells 2746 02:07:33.319 --> 02:07:36.359 me to stop hitting daddy. I'm going to kill the 2747 02:07:36.359 --> 02:07:39.199 president with the mortar. You don't want to see my hand. 2748 02:07:39.319 --> 02:07:40.760 You know, you don't want to see my hand where 2749 02:07:40.800 --> 02:07:41.439 my hand be at? 2750 02:07:42.680 --> 02:07:42.840 Gay? 2751 02:07:42.920 --> 02:07:46.239 Saul Goodman is slipping gay two rats in a trench 2752 02:07:46.319 --> 02:07:48.960 coat sandporta bitches. I have Tim Allen trapped in my 2753 02:07:49.000 --> 02:07:52.520 septic tank. What does that sound that he does. 2754 02:07:54.680 --> 02:08:00.479 But echoed a little bit hearing the tank? Eavy out 2755 02:08:00.520 --> 02:08:01.079 of this ship? 2756 02:08:04.079 --> 02:08:06.760 Oh my god, what are you showing me? God damn it. 2757 02:08:06.880 --> 02:08:09.039 Oh no, I don't want to see that. He's gonna 2758 02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:09.560 break his arm. 2759 02:08:09.800 --> 02:08:10.680 No, they're just beating him. 2760 02:08:16.159 --> 02:08:18.520 This shows like America's Funnies home videos that the audience 2761 02:08:18.560 --> 02:08:19.159 couldn't see it. 2762 02:08:19.279 --> 02:08:21.880 Right, Oh man, your fucking cheap bit. 2763 02:08:22.039 --> 02:08:23.000 We should start show. 2764 02:08:23.880 --> 02:08:25.520 We should say this is Oh wait, now I got 2765 02:08:25.560 --> 02:08:27.880 a million dollar idea. We see we're thinking outside of 2766 02:08:27.880 --> 02:08:30.079 the box here. Yeah, a clip show where we can 2767 02:08:30.119 --> 02:08:31.199 see the clips but no one else. 2768 02:08:31.039 --> 02:08:33.560 And nobody else can see and then people at home 2769 02:08:33.640 --> 02:08:34.720 have the guests what the fun we're watching? 2770 02:08:34.760 --> 02:08:36.880 Would? I would love to do a clip show, but 2771 02:08:37.000 --> 02:08:40.880 the problem is that there's no means of time as 2772 02:08:40.880 --> 02:08:43.479 they should be doing clip show. Because whatever I would 2773 02:08:43.520 --> 02:08:44.079 do clips of it. 2774 02:08:44.079 --> 02:08:45.800 Would it would be it would be like because it 2775 02:08:45.840 --> 02:08:48.720 would be too like fucking insane ship. Well, that's why 2776 02:08:48.760 --> 02:08:51.000 it would be. That's why it would be, uh picture, Yeah, 2777 02:08:51.079 --> 02:08:54.479 crowd funding. So we we did have like six or 2778 02:08:54.479 --> 02:08:55.800 seven episodes in the Inward Club. 2779 02:08:55.880 --> 02:08:57.319 I'd be down to do it again with you if 2780 02:08:57.319 --> 02:08:59.119 you just go through, if you let me foster all 2781 02:08:59.159 --> 02:09:04.279 the clips, the clips that you have to watch all 2782 02:09:04.279 --> 02:09:06.680 of them. You have to watch every clip I have listen. 2783 02:09:07.039 --> 02:09:11.439 Look, I think, yeah, there could be there can be gold, 2784 02:09:11.880 --> 02:09:15.479 there could be gold made there, but I think it 2785 02:09:15.560 --> 02:09:18.239 should be we'll talk about after the show. Yeah, because 2786 02:09:18.239 --> 02:09:19.640 I think I think, I think there's something we can do, 2787 02:09:19.640 --> 02:09:22.840 because like if we if we can watch movies here, 2788 02:09:23.159 --> 02:09:25.520 we could also do clip shows here, you know. So 2789 02:09:25.600 --> 02:09:27.800 it's something that can be like and then he's like 2790 02:09:27.880 --> 02:09:30.840 the Honorary Nigger or something or something. We'll figure it 2791 02:09:30.880 --> 02:09:32.600 out off the. 2792 02:09:32.640 --> 02:09:35.000 Show, uh. 2793 02:09:35.720 --> 02:09:43.880 Chris Reaguan, Crystal Balisto and Tophe Knife, Tophe Knife to Knife, Berserker, Beatles, 2794 02:09:43.920 --> 02:09:46.119 Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless Rhino, The slok Er two y 2795 02:09:46.159 --> 02:09:48.079 So Derby. I love watching n C I S Numerous 2796 02:09:48.119 --> 02:09:51.000 Cocks Inside Swen whoa boom boom. 2797 02:09:50.800 --> 02:09:54.920 Bom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom bom boom 2798 02:09:54.920 --> 02:09:56.119 bom bom bom boom boom. 2799 02:09:57.760 --> 02:10:00.439 F it's for a fucking stupid god damn bullshit. Uh 2800 02:10:00.720 --> 02:10:02.479 is the octo slur octager or the N word with 2801 02:10:02.560 --> 02:10:05.600 sixteen g's the Silver Enforcer, Herald of Gus Lactus fraying 2802 02:10:05.680 --> 02:10:11.800 the goon moon slurping up beetle clit dribble, Jesus twinking 2803 02:10:11.880 --> 02:10:13.399 parks in my end be like I. 2804 02:10:13.479 --> 02:10:19.520 Put my dick and you pushed as far as I 2805 02:10:19.880 --> 02:10:20.439 can go. 2806 02:10:21.159 --> 02:10:23.239 Bread the seas he saying it to him in uh 2807 02:10:23.880 --> 02:10:27.199 corrupting a sheltered YouTuber with SNAr tank clips l from 2808 02:10:27.279 --> 02:10:28.960 death note trying to figure out if you guys are 2809 02:10:29.039 --> 02:10:31.960 gay or not. Derek nautchavn is innocent hashtag free him 2810 02:10:32.279 --> 02:10:34.720 Sweeney comes in, bowling ball finger holes and puts them 2811 02:10:34.760 --> 02:10:35.439 back on the rack. 2812 02:10:35.720 --> 02:10:36.119 That's hot. 2813 02:10:36.279 --> 02:10:39.840 Uh, it's a good, great idea, you know, good for business. 2814 02:10:41.000 --> 02:10:44.359 Round eyed Asians sniffing every Vegas apartment to find a 2815 02:10:44.520 --> 02:10:46.800 speck of SBG essence. 2816 02:10:47.199 --> 02:10:47.800 It's crazy. 2817 02:10:48.279 --> 02:10:49.399 That's fucking insane. 2818 02:10:53.720 --> 02:10:54.960 That is fucking crazy. 2819 02:10:55.119 --> 02:10:56.880 I was in a house though, so sorry, get that 2820 02:10:57.000 --> 02:10:59.000 Asian out of here. It's a round eyed Asian. Get 2821 02:10:59.079 --> 02:11:02.560 him out of here. You gotta start. You gotta start 2822 02:11:02.600 --> 02:11:04.520 with the houses in North Las Vegas. 2823 02:11:04.720 --> 02:11:07.079 It's like truffles. And then he does it. 2824 02:11:07.199 --> 02:11:11.439 He fucking is busting everyone's house where you lived. I 2825 02:11:11.520 --> 02:11:14.119 don't know, I've got the current tenants hostage. 2826 02:11:15.119 --> 02:11:18.760 Uh come here and bring a we here underwear drenched 2827 02:11:18.800 --> 02:11:21.920 in sweater. Also kill him. That's crazy. 2828 02:11:22.239 --> 02:11:23.520 The amount of people with the money, the amount of 2829 02:11:23.520 --> 02:11:25.279 money people are willing to pay for underwear, it's crazy. 2830 02:11:25.760 --> 02:11:26.760 Uh yes, terrible. 2831 02:11:27.079 --> 02:11:29.920 Oh that The offers I've had are insane. I'm just like, 2832 02:11:30.039 --> 02:11:33.720 what the fuck is wrong with you? That's wild, bad offers. 2833 02:11:33.920 --> 02:11:37.199 I just bought a bunch of a fucking Chinese underwear. 2834 02:11:37.479 --> 02:11:41.520 It's like it's just significantly smaller than it should be. 2835 02:11:42.000 --> 02:11:44.800 Oh yeah, so like I need to lose weight if 2836 02:11:44.800 --> 02:11:47.239 I want to wear them, because I'm like, what the fuck? 2837 02:11:47.359 --> 02:11:47.520 Man? 2838 02:11:48.319 --> 02:11:51.800 But I think to your point, I'm gonna start a 2839 02:11:51.880 --> 02:11:54.520 business now. Yeah, I'll be like, all right, hey, I 2840 02:11:54.720 --> 02:11:57.720 just I went to the snark Tank podcast and rode 2841 02:11:57.760 --> 02:12:02.600 the train in these one hundred dollars. I don't know, yeah, yeah, underdog, 2842 02:12:02.840 --> 02:12:06.840 I don't know anyone anyone interested. I usually actually don't 2843 02:12:06.840 --> 02:12:10.960 wear underwear very often, but I'll start worring underwear. Everyone's interested. 2844 02:12:13.359 --> 02:12:13.840 Underwear that. 2845 02:12:17.319 --> 02:12:22.479 Well. Intentionally, we heard the Star Tank officially endorsed the 2846 02:12:22.560 --> 02:12:27.079 CNS Corporation. God bless the first Arcadian airborn, intentionally raising 2847 02:12:27.159 --> 02:12:29.159 several children so that they have their left and right 2848 02:12:29.239 --> 02:12:32.439 switched up. Brandy Hutzel, my bf K is my boy 2849 02:12:32.439 --> 02:12:34.239 person while I was boy ovulating, maybe boy pregnant. 2850 02:12:34.279 --> 02:12:36.199 I don't know. I don't want to a boy abortion. 2851 02:12:36.319 --> 02:12:36.760 What do I do? 2852 02:12:39.760 --> 02:12:42.800 Blonde, blue eyed a German Man violently masturbating when Derek 2853 02:12:42.840 --> 02:12:46.119 and Chris bully sween Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? 2854 02:12:46.479 --> 02:12:49.840 What happens? The baby fucking dies? Uh? 2855 02:12:50.159 --> 02:12:53.000 Gotham's Biggest Diva, Bruce Wayne Trump's comically small penis and 2856 02:12:53.039 --> 02:12:55.720 swedge swings, huge tooth gap, thug Zilla powering up with 2857 02:12:55.840 --> 02:13:00.880 eighty thousand gallons of malt. It's a lot salt them all. 2858 02:13:01.600 --> 02:13:04.079 G t A four swing set glitch. I look up 2859 02:13:04.119 --> 02:13:05.439 Shagy's bizarre adventure on YouTube. 2860 02:13:05.520 --> 02:13:07.760 Chris is octa gun Octo Mara of Octo Town, needing 2861 02:13:07.800 --> 02:13:10.880 a goddamn Octo blunkin Jack w FM, Please get Noah 2862 02:13:10.880 --> 02:13:13.279 Sampson on the pot. I'm begging I commit crime to 2863 02:13:13.359 --> 02:13:16.920 play tag with the police. Ken Guys. Ken Levin is 2864 02:13:16.920 --> 02:13:19.760 a producer of the first season of Cheers, Superman Joined Ice, 2865 02:13:19.880 --> 02:13:23.359 Big Meat, He Stinks Canola, John Canola, Joe shot dead 2866 02:13:23.399 --> 02:13:27.800 in Dublin, Ireland at rip. Believe in me, that believe 2867 02:13:27.800 --> 02:13:31.199 in the me, that believes in you, Uh gay actor, 2868 02:13:31.239 --> 02:13:34.680 good luck, Jonathan Kevin Spacey. Sorry, I can't, Sorry, I can't. 2869 02:13:34.680 --> 02:13:36.680 I had a burrito. What would you do if you 2870 02:13:36.720 --> 02:13:39.520 went to ET's home planet and everyone was wearing clothes? 2871 02:13:40.159 --> 02:13:44.479 Heath paying more for concessions than for d X tickets? 2872 02:13:44.960 --> 02:13:49.720 Uh gids f fi foh come, I genuinely don't think 2873 02:13:49.800 --> 02:13:50.960 Kigson has ever had sex? 2874 02:13:52.159 --> 02:13:52.800 What the fuck? 2875 02:13:54.039 --> 02:13:58.439 The Palestinian Assassin's got Ozzy Osbourne Hawk Girl killing Benjaminta 2876 02:13:58.479 --> 02:14:00.199 who made me hard Obama when he met mission, I'll 2877 02:14:00.199 --> 02:14:06.319 be like, let me be queer ice, cubes, Nemesis, steam rhombus, insane. 2878 02:14:07.800 --> 02:14:10.920 Kingston is becoming genuinely irritated to listen to please fire 2879 02:14:11.000 --> 02:14:14.720 him now Morbius but steals melanin. 2880 02:14:15.680 --> 02:14:18.439 Oh yeah, it's so crazy. Beating my meat with hammers. 2881 02:14:20.239 --> 02:14:22.640 Mister pants Chris when Halo video or I saw you 2882 02:14:22.680 --> 02:14:26.880 on other timelines, tresome soap cardboard Pie. I came in 2883 02:14:27.000 --> 02:14:29.479 his gay ass so hard that I made m preg 2884 02:14:29.600 --> 02:14:32.520 reel your next boys, Nick hard Zig Card, Mike Shinoda, 2885 02:14:32.600 --> 02:14:37.920 Nobunaga of Rinkin Pak Who Insane Kingston cheets on Olivia 2886 02:14:37.960 --> 02:14:39.960 Kolonosca be cheating on my wife for ten years of 2887 02:14:40.159 --> 02:14:41.399 Prime two thousand and nine. 2888 02:14:41.520 --> 02:14:44.079 Lebron damn Geez. 2889 02:14:44.000 --> 02:14:45.840 Sweeny Bee like once upon a time I loved all 2890 02:14:45.880 --> 02:14:47.960 the coffee gags in the Naked Gun. Also, after taxing 2891 02:14:48.000 --> 02:14:50.760 my large drink was nine dollars and thirteen cents. Just 2892 02:14:50.920 --> 02:14:55.840 in Isy Israel miraculously passed away bats and Palasenis can 2893 02:14:55.920 --> 02:14:57.840 now rest easy. Sweeney and Kanye for President of twenty 2894 02:14:57.840 --> 02:14:59.760 twenty eight. Goon Devil the man without come, Oh no 2895 02:15:00.479 --> 02:15:04.359 he comes, Oh no, here he comes. Wachtout boy, He'll 2896 02:15:04.479 --> 02:15:07.159 fuck your butt. Oh here he comes. 2897 02:15:07.600 --> 02:15:08.960 It's a man's penis. 2898 02:15:10.359 --> 02:15:10.800 Good one. 2899 02:15:10.960 --> 02:15:11.840 That's that's pretty good. 2900 02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:15.279 Actually sick. That's good. That's a solid one. 2901 02:15:17.279 --> 02:15:20.720 Good Ole Hall notes Am meeting Sonic the Hedgehog and 2902 02:15:20.760 --> 02:15:24.159 gaining a corporeal body search Peter Lorrie Fish battle. Adam 2903 02:15:24.239 --> 02:15:26.680 ruins everything, but she's not Adam and she's not ruining anything. 2904 02:15:27.000 --> 02:15:31.760 Micro dosing Chris with one Milli, leader of Heroin Daily 2905 02:15:32.640 --> 02:15:36.479 Smitchie the Kid Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper Nay 2906 02:15:36.520 --> 02:15:42.600 Gigger featuring Ray Guitard, uh ur plankton be boy me cock. 2907 02:15:42.520 --> 02:15:45.880 Is unsucked you vag uh me? 2908 02:15:46.520 --> 02:15:48.680 Oh my new dand weapon plus four budgeting hamster and 2909 02:15:48.760 --> 02:15:50.279 a sock Fagliacci the gay clown. 2910 02:15:51.720 --> 02:15:53.039 Oh yeah, we all know him. 2911 02:15:53.760 --> 02:15:57.560 Uh yush would gay weird al be gay al or 2912 02:15:57.640 --> 02:16:01.479 weird gay in other words? Oh, in other words, oh yeay, 2913 02:16:02.279 --> 02:16:05.880 in other words, letting me come. 2914 02:16:07.600 --> 02:16:08.199 Inside. 2915 02:16:08.319 --> 02:16:14.920 You're in your asshole, fill your ass with com and 2916 02:16:15.159 --> 02:16:21.039 let me come inside your I really I love the 2917 02:16:21.119 --> 02:16:23.399 idea of a Franks af or something like that. Uh 2918 02:16:23.840 --> 02:16:26.520 cream pie, rita rapulsa until she comes undone. 2919 02:16:27.119 --> 02:16:30.439 Damn Jesus Christ. I mean I would have hit Yeah, 2920 02:16:30.479 --> 02:16:31.560 probably of course. 2921 02:16:32.840 --> 02:16:33.319 For the cult. 2922 02:16:34.319 --> 02:16:39.479 Exactly what the culture mask, Jesus Chris. They're fucking giggling 2923 02:16:39.520 --> 02:16:46.000 and chortling. I don't have a penis. No, No, I'm 2924 02:16:46.040 --> 02:16:47.120 a bigland. 2925 02:16:48.879 --> 02:16:50.239 Well that's true too, Yeah, I. 2926 02:16:50.239 --> 02:16:52.479 Don't have rita. 2927 02:16:52.559 --> 02:16:55.319 Then, freaking lord Zed walks in and I'm like, you're next. 2928 02:16:55.680 --> 02:16:57.959 I mean your next that don't have a dick either. 2929 02:16:58.040 --> 02:17:00.200 He's got like that metal thong on his day is 2930 02:17:00.200 --> 02:17:07.799 fucking shribled gone. Fuck, why are you doing? You know 2931 02:17:07.840 --> 02:17:10.479 what are you doing? Kitchen, Stop sucking my penis. I'm 2932 02:17:10.520 --> 02:17:11.920 sort on stop sucking my penis. 2933 02:17:12.000 --> 02:17:13.680 Kingston, did you know. 2934 02:17:13.760 --> 02:17:19.760 Bungee gum that has the properties of both rubber and gum? 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There's a cult that's helping a 2942 02:17:40.959 --> 02:17:44.120 lobster molt in order to see how big they can get. 2943 02:17:44.159 --> 02:17:50.600 It sounds like almost sounds like a bar almost, uh, Sweeney, 2944 02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:54.079 I'm sorry I called your magic cards gay drip mh uh. 2945 02:17:54.360 --> 02:17:56.319 Forcing the Start crew to play Deltam in a gunpoint 2946 02:17:56.399 --> 02:17:58.319 in cel Sebastian who wants to fuck aerial, but doesn't 2947 02:17:58.319 --> 02:17:59.040 know if he has a penis or. 2948 02:17:59.040 --> 02:18:00.120 Designer, if he lays eggs or what? 2949 02:18:02.000 --> 02:18:02.840 Sorry, what was that? 2950 02:18:04.159 --> 02:18:04.719 Play that again? 2951 02:18:04.760 --> 02:18:07.399 Please? I don't know what. 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Curious? 3007 02:21:03.479 --> 02:21:04.959 Did I let me try one more time? Let me 3008 02:21:05.000 --> 02:21:05.719 get another shriine? 3009 02:21:05.879 --> 02:21:08.799 What is occurring? Why are they always evading the law 3010 02:21:09.079 --> 02:21:11.360 when I clearly trying to last with them? 3011 02:21:11.399 --> 02:21:11.520 Now? 3012 02:21:13.000 --> 02:21:15.120 Curious? What is happening. 3013 02:21:21.120 --> 02:21:27.120 You fucking you fucking that fucking music is insane, dude. 3014 02:21:27.559 --> 02:21:35.760 What the hell, dude, music is fucked up, dude. 3015 02:21:42.680 --> 02:21:44.319 What fucking asshole. 3016 02:21:44.000 --> 02:21:45.920 Made that a bad person? 3017 02:21:46.559 --> 02:21:49.639 Fucking some trap, fucking chimp noises? 3018 02:21:53.600 --> 02:22:01.760 I love. I love the Internet so much. It's so crazy, 3019 02:22:01.799 --> 02:22:02.360 all right, Chris. 3020 02:22:03.000 --> 02:22:06.040 Yeah, I'm just these very good views because I think 3021 02:22:07.239 --> 02:22:12.399 nigga means love. Yeah, they're like in different places. 3022 02:22:12.079 --> 02:22:19.920 Now, Nana chickens nigga. Dude. 3023 02:22:20.200 --> 02:22:23.319 I love how crazy Britney Spears is. 3024 02:22:24.719 --> 02:22:27.079 It makes me feel really sad because we watched that 3025 02:22:27.159 --> 02:22:28.959 whole situation happening in her own life. 3026 02:22:29.239 --> 02:22:31.040 But she's just living her best life. But she just 3027 02:22:31.239 --> 02:22:35.120 dances in front of poor lighting and just just poorly 3028 02:22:35.280 --> 02:22:38.760 dances in it. That's all she does. And like she 3029 02:22:38.879 --> 02:22:41.879 made her money. She seems happy she made her money 3030 02:22:41.920 --> 02:22:46.600 and popping out of this dress, she's lost. 3031 02:22:46.440 --> 02:22:48.200 Her fucking mind. It makes me so sad. 3032 02:22:48.479 --> 02:22:51.760 Yeah, it's unfortunate she probably you know. Yeah, it's different. 3033 02:22:51.799 --> 02:22:54.600 Every time her family did. Every time is. 3034 02:22:54.600 --> 02:22:56.920 Different, every time I every I think I'm gonna be 3035 02:22:56.959 --> 02:22:58.879 honest with you guys. I think Patreon's sucking up right now. 3036 02:22:59.559 --> 02:23:03.079 Oh oh so uh there's no filter to like say, 3037 02:23:03.239 --> 02:23:05.040 like every time I do the filter, it like changes, 3038 02:23:05.520 --> 02:23:06.760 like it's a different order every time. 3039 02:23:07.520 --> 02:23:08.680 Nigga means love. 3040 02:23:08.680 --> 02:23:09.959 And like, so I was reading and then I was 3041 02:23:10.000 --> 02:23:11.360 like a name came up that I had already read, 3042 02:23:11.399 --> 02:23:12.440 and I was like, that does makes sense? And then 3043 02:23:12.440 --> 02:23:13.920 I went back and then like go. 3044 02:23:14.120 --> 02:23:17.920 To the very last page and then if if King 3045 02:23:18.159 --> 02:23:26.559 is the last person he's not, Oh, we can just 3046 02:23:26.600 --> 02:23:33.159 watch Brady Spears be insane. Yeah, sorry guys, Yeah, well 3047 02:23:33.559 --> 02:23:36.120 I mean whatever it literally can't do it. 3048 02:23:37.159 --> 02:23:43.120 Sorry, we'll be He'll be fixedpe won and King of 3049 02:23:43.200 --> 02:23:47.600 haphazard you guys, maybe we lost him, that'd be that's possible. 3050 02:23:47.840 --> 02:23:50.719 I would will freak out. I would contact them. I'd 3051 02:23:50.719 --> 02:23:52.040 be like, here you all right, do you need something? 3052 02:23:52.079 --> 02:23:53.200 You know, anything, bring a. 3053 02:23:53.280 --> 02:23:56.959 Gun to his house and be like, hey, what happened? 3054 02:23:57.600 --> 02:23:59.680 That's crazy? What's the next time? 3055 02:23:59.719 --> 02:24:00.239 By bye? 3056 02:24:00.760 --> 02:24:05.000 Sorry it's me