Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful, absolutely wonderful Thursday. So let's talk
Speaker 1: about a couple of dark things. This hour, we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about our lack of trust in the government.
Speaker 1: Something really good is happening. Good things are happening at
Speaker 1: the FBI, believe it or not. We'll do more emails,
Speaker 1: make fun of this CBS host all that and more
Speaker 1: is still to come. So there's an article here out
Speaker 1: of Newsmax that a plurality of Americans do not accept
Speaker 1: government economic stats. Now that on its face, it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like a big deal, right, Okay, the government they're
Speaker 1: going to put out some stats and most Americans are all,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. But this actually goes to a
Speaker 1: critical a crisis that we do have in this country
Speaker 1: that I believe can be fixed, but it's going to
Speaker 1: take a long time and it's going to take a
Speaker 1: lot of effort. The crisis is the American people don't
Speaker 1: trust their institutions anymore, any of them. This goes way
Speaker 1: beyond economics data because of how evil they acted during COVID.
Speaker 1: You understand, Americans are going to ignore the CDC. The
Speaker 1: next time we get a disease, and countries get diseases,
Speaker 1: there's always a new virus, a new something floating around,
Speaker 1: and hey that the next one might be deadly serious.
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to fear monger. I don't know
Speaker 1: that we're going to get one anytime soon. But inevitably,
Speaker 1: at some point in time, someone's going to get sick.
Speaker 1: There's going to be something here and in that moment,
Speaker 1: in that moment, we will need a central database, a
Speaker 1: central hub of people we trust to bring us the truth.
Speaker 1: And that has traditionally been the Center for Disease Control.
Speaker 1: But since the Center for Disease Control got taken over
Speaker 1: by evil communists, like every other institution, they used their
Speaker 1: power during COVID to smash your liberty and bump up
Speaker 1: pharmaceutical sales. Now when normal Americans here CDC, they sneer
Speaker 1: and roll their eyes. And so the next director of
Speaker 1: the CDC who comes to you and says, we have
Speaker 1: this terrible virus. It's it's the worst thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's a the Chris virus. You need to lock yourself
Speaker 1: up in your home. You only drink bottled water. You
Speaker 1: make sure you're taking vitamin C. Make sure. Most Americans
Speaker 1: would be like, yeah, they're probably lying again, won't you.
Speaker 1: I will huh. Look, well we're about to talk about
Speaker 1: the FBI. To'd be a good thing. But about to
Speaker 1: talk about the FBI. I've told you this before. I
Speaker 1: will not speak to the FBI under any any circumstances. None,
Speaker 1: unless my lawyer is sitting there present. I could get
Speaker 1: home tonight and I could have an FBI agent knock
Speaker 1: on my door and say, hey, we're on the lookout
Speaker 1: for a drug dealer. We thought we saw him driving
Speaker 1: through your neighborhood. What do you know, and I'll slam
Speaker 1: the door in his face. Nope, call my lawyer. I
Speaker 1: don't speak to the FBI. That's not my fault. You
Speaker 1: want to take the federal police arm and use it,
Speaker 1: aim it at Republicans, use it to protect Democrats the
Speaker 1: way you did Hunter Biden, the way you did Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: the way you did Hillary Clinton, and then unleash it
Speaker 1: like a military force against your political opponents. You don't
Speaker 1: ever get my supporter help again at all, under any circumstances. Nope,
Speaker 1: call my lawyer. Well, we're just looking for a drug dealer.
Speaker 1: Call my lawyer, but what's your name? Call my lawyer.
Speaker 1: That's my answer. Call my lawyer period. But that's bad,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Because I don't feel the same way about
Speaker 1: my local police. For us, who I know very well.
Speaker 1: They have to come patrol by my house whenever one
Speaker 1: of these communists is threatening to kill me. So I've
Speaker 1: gotten to know them quite well. They're wonderful, They've earned
Speaker 1: my trust over and over again. They come knocking on
Speaker 1: my door tonight, I'll bend over backwards. I'll get in
Speaker 1: my truck myself. Let's go looking for them. FBI Badge, Nope, sorry,
Speaker 1: I consider you to be the enemy. I have to
Speaker 1: assume you are my enemy, here to destroy my life,
Speaker 1: and I'll never talk to you again. But that's not bad,
Speaker 1: and that's not good. That's terrible. I would like to
Speaker 1: live in a country where our institutions can be trusted,
Speaker 1: but they simply cannot be here. They can't be They
Speaker 1: can earn it back, though. This is I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: back to this again and again and again and again,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna hear me harp on this until we
Speaker 1: get a result. This Russia hoax stuff with the evidence
Speaker 1: that's being laid out there, not just you and me
Speaker 1: talking hard evidence. We have documentation, we have names, we
Speaker 1: have emails, we have things like that. If government people
Speaker 1: aren't prosecuted and convicted and sent to prison for what
Speaker 1: they did, I do not believe we can save the country.
Speaker 1: I believe it will accelerate America's end to warp speed,
Speaker 1: because it will finally convince the American people once and
Speaker 1: for all that government people can never go to prison.
Speaker 1: They're always above it all. They're they're not They're not
Speaker 1: held to the same standards you and I are. And
Speaker 1: if that's the kind of country we have now, then
Speaker 1: it should end. I want to be crystal clear on that.
Speaker 1: If we live in a country where government people are
Speaker 1: immune from prosecution for their crimes, but you can get
Speaker 1: sent to prison for your crimes, then we shouldn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: These coming indictments, the trials Lord Willing that are coming
Speaker 1: are everything. And because of what we just talked about too,
Speaker 1: the institutional trust, the American people have to see government
Speaker 1: people burn for the crimes they've committed. And if you
Speaker 1: can't go to prison for sending the Central Intelligence Agency
Speaker 1: against your Republican opponents. If that's not enough to send
Speaker 1: you to prison, then government people can't go to prison.
Speaker 1: Just give them all immunity the second you walk into
Speaker 1: the FBI, CIARS Congress, I don't care where it is NSA,
Speaker 1: just go ahead and hand them all a universal get
Speaker 1: out of jail free card. Because if you can't go
Speaker 1: to prison for using the Central Intelligence Agency against your
Speaker 1: political opponents, then government people can't go to prison. Period.
Speaker 1: And I hope I'm going to keep beating this drum
Speaker 1: because I hope the Trump administration and more importantly Pambondi
Speaker 1: understands those are the stakes of this case. That is
Speaker 1: what is at stake. This is not yet another case
Speaker 1: of government corruption. It's not just well we have another one. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: This is the final one. This is the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: People have to burn for what they did because the
Speaker 1: American people, it's not that they're separating, have separated from
Speaker 1: their government, from their institutions. Not just government institutions, I
Speaker 1: should note, the American people have separated from their institutions.
Speaker 1: They believe their institutions are hostile to them, work against them.
Speaker 1: They believe their institutions lie to them without end. And
Speaker 1: you can't continue as a country without that trust connection
Speaker 1: with the people in their institutions. I have used the
Speaker 1: example before of a small village of one hundred people,
Speaker 1: and you know they would have institutions too. Let's say
Speaker 1: there is a hut there that the hutch job is
Speaker 1: to tell everybody the weather. The people who work in
Speaker 1: that institution, they tell you the weather, what it's gonna be,
Speaker 1: what's common, all those other things. Let's say that hut
Speaker 1: gets taken over a bunch of by a bunch of evil,
Speaker 1: selfish dirt balls, and they start lying, openly, lying about
Speaker 1: the weather. Well, if I can't go to that institution
Speaker 1: and trust what they say, you might as well get
Speaker 1: rid of the institution entirely, and credit to cash Betel
Speaker 1: and Dan Bongino, credit where it's due. They're dumping people.
Speaker 1: Steve Jensen, Brian Driskell, you don't know these names. These
Speaker 1: are evil communists who have been working inside of the
Speaker 1: FBI against the American people. It was announced today they're fired.
Speaker 1: That's good, it's a good start. It's not enough. It's
Speaker 1: a great start. I'm glad they did it. It's not enough.
Speaker 1: The people inside of our institutions have turned hostile toward us,
Speaker 1: and now the hostility goes both ways. Didn't start with you,
Speaker 1: didn't start with me. I grew up one to be
Speaker 1: in the FBI. They I remember. I remember the packet
Speaker 1: they sent me a bet you money. My mom still
Speaker 1: has it somewhere. As a little kid, six seven years old,
Speaker 1: as a little kid, I sent him a letter saying
Speaker 1: I want to be in the FBI. How do I
Speaker 1: join the FBI? And they sent me this big fat
Speaker 1: packet about you know there's great law enforcement agency. Now
Speaker 1: I sneer, I rolled my eyes. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: They did that. We have to get that trust back,
Speaker 1: and people have to be held accountable for that trust
Speaker 1: to be back. You can't just tell people to move on.
Speaker 1: You can't say ignore it. You can't say that was
Speaker 1: in the past. That doesn't work anymore. We've been lied
Speaker 1: to by too many of our institutions, institutions we should
Speaker 1: be able to trust. No more moving on. I, however,
Speaker 1: am going to move on from this, and I'm want
Speaker 1: to do a bunch of more emails. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm behind. Don't worry, we'll get We'll get to making
Speaker 1: fun of the WNBA and other things. Is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday. Remember you can email
Speaker 1: the show. You're asked doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow and
Speaker 1: you need to get them emailed in now to Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also me and the Fellas.
Speaker 1: We're working on something big, not promising. We're gonna roll
Speaker 1: it out next week, but it's coming soon. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be missing any shows next week. I put it that way.
Speaker 1: Get your ask Doctor Jesse questions into Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, I
Speaker 1: love your advice on interviews. I did a long rant
Speaker 1: last night on job interviews. It's tired of watching people
Speaker 1: screw these things up. Dress for success is so important
Speaker 1: to get a job. Many times I would get an
Speaker 1: offer on my first interview says he's had about fifty jobs,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. I had to interview for
Speaker 1: a food and beverage director. The owner himself interviewed me.
Speaker 1: We hit it off and traded stories for four hours.
Speaker 1: I have found that if it feels it's going well,
Speaker 1: I try to get them talking about themselves. People love
Speaker 1: to talk about themselves. That's why I wanted to read this.
Speaker 1: It's not just for job interviews. This is for people
Speaker 1: who struggle in social situations. And those are not just
Speaker 1: kids today. Why that's the phones. I mean, yeah, that
Speaker 1: may be part of it, of course, but there are
Speaker 1: adults who suffer from this too. People don't know how
Speaker 1: to have a conversation. Let me tell you something. My
Speaker 1: buddy does that I not only love, I have adopted
Speaker 1: in my home with his kids. We were riding, we
Speaker 1: were cruising me. It was me and my buddy and
Speaker 1: his kids. We were all our kids were in the
Speaker 1: car and I'm driving, and I asked one of them,
Speaker 1: how's football going? He's in football practice football season, you know,
Speaker 1: it's two times getting read for football season. And I said,
Speaker 1: how's football season going? And he gave the standard response
Speaker 1: that a kid would normally give, good, it's going good.
Speaker 1: Buddy steps in immediately stop. What kind of an answer
Speaker 1: is that? That's a one word answer that didn't tell
Speaker 1: him anything. Expand multiple sentences. Talk. This is an opportunity
Speaker 1: to talk, explain something. So that's one thing. The second thing,
Speaker 1: if you are somebody who struggles talking to people at all,
Speaker 1: get them talking about themselves, ask them questions about themselves.
Speaker 1: You have a conversation by asking people questions. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying you have to care. Okay, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you have to care. I have faked it in eight
Speaker 1: million conversations in my forty four years on this planet,
Speaker 1: talking to the most mind numbingly boring people you've ever
Speaker 1: talked to in your life. It's not important that you care.
Speaker 1: It's important that you pretend. And it's important that what Chris,
Speaker 1: this is good advice? What are you talking about? It's
Speaker 1: important that you pretend if you don't care. And so
Speaker 1: if I'm talking to Chris, which I would never do.
Speaker 1: If I'm talking to Chris, Hey, where are you from? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm from Uh, I'm from Little Rock, Arkansas? What do
Speaker 1: I do from there? What do I do from there?
Speaker 1: Do I stop? Do I just let it go? He
Speaker 1: just told me where he's from. He answered the question.
Speaker 1: Ask more questions on that. Oh, really, originally you were
Speaker 1: born there? How lord you lived there? Did you go
Speaker 1: to school up there? Oh? But what did you do?
Speaker 1: Every answer is an opportunity to ask them more questions.
Speaker 1: And human beings almost universally love to talk about themselves.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be mister or missus personality. Maybe
Speaker 1: you feel stupid, maybe you don't like your maybe you
Speaker 1: don't like your whatever, your your face, your personality, or whatever. Fine,
Speaker 1: ask people questions. You can have a conversation with somebody,
Speaker 1: and if you have constantly thrown the ball in their
Speaker 1: court to talk about themselves, and you've been smart enough
Speaker 1: to pretend to be interested the entire time, they will
Speaker 1: walk away from that conversation and they will think to themselves, Wow,
Speaker 1: he was great to talk to. She was great to
Speaker 1: talk to. I can't wait to hang out with her again.
Speaker 1: Ask people questions. You don't have to talk all the time.
Speaker 1: It's better if you don't shut up and listen. Ask
Speaker 1: people questions. All right, Jesse, Okinawa is a wild place.
Speaker 1: Do you think it? Do you think it's haunted? Too? Much?
Speaker 1: Bad stuff happens on such a small island Okinawa. I mean,
Speaker 1: we talked about the Battle of Okinawa a lot during
Speaker 1: the Kamikazi episode, and so you're well aware of all
Speaker 1: the death that took place then. But it's a place
Speaker 1: the Japanese really conquered. Okinawans are not Japanese. They certainly
Speaker 1: don't consider themselves to be Japanese. They consider themselves to
Speaker 1: be Okinawans, and the Okinawans have a not the best
Speaker 1: view of the Japanese because of the Japanese brutal occupation.
Speaker 1: They were conscripting teenage girls by that point in time,
Speaker 1: by the time we got there, so it was really
Speaker 1: really bad. Is it haunted?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I could see it. So much sadness and so much
Speaker 1: death has been there. I don't know that I fully
Speaker 1: I don't know that I fully believe in the concept
Speaker 1: of things being haunted either, though I do believe in
Speaker 1: the concept of lands being curb I've told you before.
Speaker 1: I believe that Haiti is a cursed land. I think
Speaker 1: the devil lives there. Its entire history is horrible. It's
Speaker 1: horrible now, it was always horrible, just a horrible place.
Speaker 1: So I believe in the idea of curse lands, maybe
Speaker 1: not haunted lands. All right, let's make fun of the
Speaker 1: WNBA and we'll get back to some more questions. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Thursday. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you miss any part of the show, you can
Speaker 1: download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to use the WNBA, believe it or not. To
Speaker 1: piggyback on the conversation we just had about having a
Speaker 1: conversation with people, how to have a conversation people asking
Speaker 1: question things like that, And I want to explain by
Speaker 1: that is important. It's important that people like you. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you have to become some people pleaser
Speaker 1: who goes whichever way the wind blows. You know, that's
Speaker 1: not what I do. Believe in that at all. But
Speaker 1: you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Speaker 1: Is more than just a saying. And especially especially if
Speaker 1: maybe you're lacking in certain areas, lacking talent in certain areas,
Speaker 1: which we all do. Look at Chris, we all lack
Speaker 1: talent at certain things. Maybe you're in a job and maybe,
Speaker 1: if you're being honest with yourself, you're not the best
Speaker 1: at it. Well, guess what, it's not the end of
Speaker 1: the world. Not everyone's the best at everything. Otherwise that
Speaker 1: wouldn't make any sense, would it. But you need to
Speaker 1: be nice, you need to be well thought of around
Speaker 1: the office because you're not the best at it. The
Speaker 1: WNBA nobody cares about it, nobody watches it. The league
Speaker 1: loses forty million dollars a year. Nobody cares about it
Speaker 1: at all. But there's an opportunity there for them. What
Speaker 1: is that opportunity. It's a bunch of young women. They
Speaker 1: could be bright and sunny and happy and appealing. I mean,
Speaker 1: how many times have we watched a women's sports team.
Speaker 1: We've watched America fall in love with a women's sports team.
Speaker 1: Women's gymnastics happens all the time. I love them, It's
Speaker 1: so cute. The national women's soccer team before that, angry
Speaker 1: lesbian Megan Rappino took it over and poisoned the entire
Speaker 1: thing right before she got there. America loved them. They
Speaker 1: were America's sweethearts because they were happy, and they were pretty,
Speaker 1: and they were wonderful, and so people liked it. They
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. The second Megan Rappino brought her communist poison
Speaker 1: in there, everyone hates them. Now, everyone mocks them. Now
Speaker 1: you're the WNBA. It's not an impressive product because basketball
Speaker 1: is so physical, involving running and jumping in things that
Speaker 1: women are terrible at. Therefore, basketball is not an impressive
Speaker 1: thing When women play it, women are more graceful. Gymnastics
Speaker 1: is where women thrive. Things like that thrive. Basketball not
Speaker 1: your sport, okay, but you want to play professional basketball, okay.
Speaker 1: This is Diana Tarassi. Apparently the WNBA is in a
Speaker 1: big contract negotiation right now. Ladies, this is special for you,
Speaker 1: especially young ladies. This is not what you want to
Speaker 1: be in the corporate prom I'm the.
Speaker 2: Best player in the world and I have to go
Speaker 2: to a communist country to get paid like a capitalist.
Speaker 2: We weren't making that much money, so generational wealth was
Speaker 2: coming from going to Russia every year. Now we have
Speaker 2: to come back home and get paid nothing to play
Speaker 2: in a harder league, in worse conditions against the best
Speaker 2: competition in the world.
Speaker 1: Janitor at arena made more than a movie. You need
Speaker 1: to be a lot more appealing than that, the beeping janitor.
Speaker 1: You even managed to talk down to a blue collar
Speaker 1: guy who cleans the toilets in the arena. You even
Speaker 1: managed to insult the custodian and the building where nobody
Speaker 1: shows up to watch you play. This is just a
Speaker 1: word of advice, not for the WNBA. I can't wait
Speaker 1: till that just goes away completely. This is a word
Speaker 1: of advice to everybody. Being nice, being well thought of.
Speaker 1: It'll get you really far, a lot further than constantly
Speaker 1: nagging and complaining and whining about every freaking thing under
Speaker 1: the sun. I mean, look, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: a Democrat, right, Oh, speaking of Democrats, Listen to this
Speaker 1: anchor on CNN. This actually angers me, not because of
Speaker 1: what the anchor said, but because of how immigration has
Speaker 1: now has been thought of in this country. Listen listen
Speaker 1: to how horrified he is at the thought of enforcing
Speaker 1: the law.
Speaker 3: In some states like Massachusetts, seventy eight percent of those
Speaker 3: arrested in community raids had no criminal record, So I
Speaker 3: wonder how sweeping up these non criminals makes communities safer.
Speaker 4: Well, look, I think the Trump administration has been very
Speaker 4: clear from the start, which is they're going to continue
Speaker 4: to prioritize, but they're not going to exempt anyone else
Speaker 4: from immigration law.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: We saw that during four years of the Biden administration,
Speaker 4: where they said we're not going to deport, We're not
Speaker 4: going to arrest and therefore deport certain classes of illegal
Speaker 4: aliens here in the United States. And unfortunately, what that
Speaker 4: does is it just encourages more and more of those
Speaker 4: types of individuals to come to the country knowing that
Speaker 4: they'll never be deported. So the Trump administration says, look,
Speaker 4: everyone's on the table, but we're going to continue to
Speaker 4: prioritize certain or criminal illegal aliens. And of course certain
Speaker 4: communities have more of that than others. So it's hard
Speaker 4: to compare and contrast certain states to other states, or
Speaker 4: certain cities to other cities.
Speaker 3: Understood, if this is about deterrence, as you alluded to,
Speaker 3: and you're detaining students and folks that don't have priors,
Speaker 3: that are here in the United States just living the
Speaker 3: American dream and working and may have overstayed a visa,
Speaker 3: which is a civil offense, not a criminal one, then
Speaker 3: what exactly are you deterring because those folks aren't a
Speaker 3: public safety threat.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm gonna stop it. There it goes on for
Speaker 1: another minute. He's just so mortified that somebody would be
Speaker 1: deported for overstaying a visa. You're not allowed to come
Speaker 1: here with a what is essentially a temporary guest pass
Speaker 1: and then just stay after the pass has expired. But
Speaker 1: the minds of so many Americans, certainly America and leftists
Speaker 1: have been so twisted over the years that you think
Speaker 1: in illegal shouldn't be deported unless he's an axe murderer.
Speaker 1: Every single person illegally in this country, men, women and
Speaker 1: children should be apprehended and deported back home. And everybody
Speaker 1: here who came legally and then over state of visa,
Speaker 1: they should be rounded up to as fast as humanly possible.
Speaker 1: And that that is thought of as some sort of
Speaker 1: a right wing policy blows me away. That's immigration policy.
Speaker 1: That's how countries handle immigration. No, you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: come here illegally. If I find you here illegally, I
Speaker 1: will arrest you, possibly imprison you for a time, and
Speaker 1: then send you back to the country you came from.
Speaker 1: That's not right wing, or at least it didn't used
Speaker 1: to be. That's immigration policy. But the American communists have
Speaker 1: so watered down and twisted the minds of so many
Speaker 1: people in this country that now it's thought of as
Speaker 1: some sort of an outrage when an illegal gets arrested
Speaker 1: at home depot. I don't understand he wasn't actually stabbing
Speaker 1: anyone at the time, but it does show you it
Speaker 1: all comes down to this. I said it many times before.
Speaker 1: There are many issues that matter, but there is no
Speaker 1: better litmus test for how much you love your country
Speaker 1: than how strict you want to be on immigration, because
Speaker 1: you every single person you believe in restricting access to
Speaker 1: things you truly love. Everybody does you restrict access to
Speaker 1: who can come in your home, to who can hang
Speaker 1: around your children? Why? Because you love those things. Therefore
Speaker 1: you don't want everyone to have access to them, right,
Speaker 1: But you want everyone to have access to your country
Speaker 1: because you don't give a cra about it. I'm not
Speaker 1: talking to you specifically, I'm talking about the communists. That
Speaker 1: really comes down to that love of country just simply
Speaker 1: never enters their mind. Most of those animals hate the place.
Speaker 1: So that's why we get what we get. Want do
Speaker 1: some more emails. Let's do some more emails. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Thursday. Member tomorrow
Speaker 1: is ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and you need to get
Speaker 1: your questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Let's do a bunch of emails. Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoying your comic Costreet Kama Cause History Show. If
Speaker 1: you get a chance, I'd love to hear your take
Speaker 1: on the Battle of Wake Island When I was in
Speaker 1: the Navy. My squadron made refueling stops there on the
Speaker 1: way to detachments in Japan. It was an amazing experience
Speaker 1: to walk on the beach and see some of the
Speaker 1: gun emplacements and bunkers that so many of our guys
Speaker 1: fought from or died in. There were even some corrodied
Speaker 1: engines from crashed Japanese and US aircraft. Gosh, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: I looked out from the beach and try to imagine
Speaker 1: what it must have been like to see the Imperial
Speaker 1: Japanese Navy steaming in while knowing there was no help coming. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever done a long history
Speaker 1: on Wake Island, so i'd look, we could do a
Speaker 1: little mini version here, a very very mini version Wake Island.
Speaker 1: For those not familiar. It was a little outpost, a
Speaker 1: little Navy marine outpost. You can go look it up.
Speaker 1: Where it is. It's in I mean, it's in the
Speaker 1: middle of the Pacific Ocean. It's in the freaking middle
Speaker 1: of nowhere. That's where Wake Island is. But because of
Speaker 1: its location out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean,
Speaker 1: it's obviously extremely valuable for as he said, a navy
Speaker 1: to claim that ground. You know, you claim ground there,
Speaker 1: You pile up logistics there. It gives you a place
Speaker 1: to refuel, to get food, to get things like that.
Speaker 1: And remember to understand the Japanese plan in World War two.
Speaker 1: You just have to look at Japan and draw a
Speaker 1: huge circle around Japan. The idea they had was go
Speaker 1: conquer not just a bunch of China, but a bunch
Speaker 1: of islands. Make it widen our circle, widen our area
Speaker 1: of control. And part of that meant taking places like Guam,
Speaker 1: like Wake Island. The battle for Wake Island was so
Speaker 1: awesome but also sad because nobody on that island had
Speaker 1: any idea war was coming. You're out there, and this
Speaker 1: is before jet engines and things like that. Remember so
Speaker 1: even getting to you is not a fast, easy process.
Speaker 1: You were out there in the middle of nowhere, You
Speaker 1: were surrounded by ocean. The Japanese declear war and they
Speaker 1: come for you. There's no help coming. We we Americans today,
Speaker 1: we are blessed with a navy. As much as it
Speaker 1: pains me to say it a navy, we are blessed
Speaker 1: with the navy. That is I was gonna say all powerful,
Speaker 1: but on the ocean. They pretty much are. We can
Speaker 1: be anywhere. We can go anywhere. We have so many
Speaker 1: ships and subs and aircraft carriers and things like that.
Speaker 1: The very idea that there would be a place our
Speaker 1: navy couldn't go is crazy to us. But back then,
Speaker 1: at the beginning of World War Two, we just didn't
Speaker 1: have enough. We weren't good enough. We didn't have enough ships.
Speaker 1: That's why we couldn't go bail MacArthur out of the
Speaker 1: Philippines when the Japs attacked there. The Navy couldn't get through.
Speaker 1: You could want to go help all you want, we
Speaker 1: didn't have the ships. We didn't we didn't have what
Speaker 1: we needed to go get him out, to go help.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything. Think about this. We can't even
Speaker 1: relate to this. They're under attack, American troops under attack
Speaker 1: and afar off land, and you can't do anything to
Speaker 1: help them. Nothing. We can't even relate to that. There's
Speaker 1: nowhere where we can't be now, Well, that was Wake
Speaker 1: Island went through the exact same thing. The Japanese wanted
Speaker 1: it strategically, it made all the sense in the world
Speaker 1: for them to take it, and we had a bunch
Speaker 1: of marines and sailors. I have to give them all
Speaker 1: the credit in the world. Those sailors were grabbing weapons
Speaker 1: just like the Marines were surrounded getting strayed to. I
Speaker 1: mean we're talking air power, navy power, and fighting with
Speaker 1: everything they could. And it became one of those things
Speaker 1: because they did fight valiant, valiantly, very very valiantly. It
Speaker 1: became one of those things that became a rallying cry
Speaker 1: for America. Actually, I'll compare it to the Alamo is
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, doomed. You're not going to win,
Speaker 1: you really can't win. But if you hold your ground,
Speaker 1: give as best as you can get, you know, take
Speaker 1: a bunch of them wasting that kind of John Wayne's
Speaker 1: style attitude. That kind of thing inspires people. The Marines
Speaker 1: on the island when when asking what they need and
Speaker 1: they say, send more Japs. That's awesome, that's awesome. What
Speaker 1: do I need? I need more people to kill? Send
Speaker 1: them over here. And look, even if that stuff gets overblown,
Speaker 1: and usually when it comes to war and lies and propaganda,
Speaker 1: that stuff gets overblown, but that's still freaking cool. Right Anyway,
Speaker 1: we fought, many died, the others were captured. We lost
Speaker 1: it for some time. But that's the way it goes, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Since you're now a world famous beaver hunter, you might
Speaker 1: be aware of the castor sack, which is located next
Speaker 1: to the beaver's anus. The sack produces a sweet smelling
Speaker 1: substance is called castor rheum castorium. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to say that. I went to community college. Chris. Did
Speaker 1: you know about this the sack? You did? How would
Speaker 1: you know about it? You're lying, Chris. Chris is telling
Speaker 1: lies right now. Castorium which has been used in perfumes
Speaker 1: and even has a strawberry or as a strawberry or
Speaker 1: raspberry flavoring on desserts, among other things. What, Chris, it's
Speaker 1: one of the many perfume additives. I didn't know they
Speaker 1: used animals for perfume additives. Didn't What is will vomit
Speaker 1: amber grease? How do you know these weird facts? How
Speaker 1: is it that you like, you've never seen Brave Heart
Speaker 1: and things like that, but you know these weird facts.
Speaker 1: It's almost a little creepy at the weird stuff, you know.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you anything else anymore, anyway, The guy says,
Speaker 1: I think the Jesse Kelly, castorium products would be an
Speaker 1: American sensation. What do you think? Here's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think that we're probably gonna need a better selling
Speaker 1: point for women. Then this is a sack by a
Speaker 1: beaver's anus. Look that may sell to Lindsey Graham. That's
Speaker 1: not going to sell to women. Maybe that's it. Maybe
Speaker 1: you could be instead of a perfume, a cologne. Both
Speaker 1: senators from South Carolina might be what, Chris, but you
Speaker 1: know the rear Admiral Pee Booda Jedge would be all
Speaker 1: over it. But I don't We could find more, Chris.
Speaker 1: It's not like we couldn't find more. There are plenty
Speaker 1: of them. We just talked about the Navy, huge market
Speaker 1: for it. There. What, Chris, It's fine. We can make jokes.
Speaker 1: We still have an hour. Let's talk about punishing the
Speaker 1: communists rfk's clamping down on junk food next