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Speaker 2: Wow, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
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Speaker 1: Whoo man, guns going you gut it?
Speaker 2: Be fired up, baby, showtime, Baby, this is good. It's
good to see Dougie Fresh. Oh my goodness, it's been
a while. What do you mean it's been a while.
Three weeks has been yeah? I bet three weeks at
least we were on a break? Is that? What it is? Us? Mean?
The only thing going right in my life? Life?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: What's going on? What the ladies and the ladies are good.
Speaker 4: No, I got the same luck with ladies. Last night
Hooker told me she had a headache. I've been busy.
I had my six Oh. I know, the old golf
tournament for breast cancers Rochester went great. Biggest doubting I've
had now. I was doing bowling and doing bowling for
ten years.
Speaker 2: COVID hit.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be insight. So I'm like, I
had golf. Yeah, and it's growing, growing, growing. We had
almost a full field, one hundred and forty issues.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: That's breakfast. Yeah, instead of lunch, we took lunch out
of it. Okay, go out and keep golfing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once you get on hitting those balls, baby, keep
hitting the ball.
Speaker 4: Six hundred yellow shots and putting shots.
Speaker 2: Putting. Have you tried my You have not tried my
putting shots.
Speaker 1: This doesn't even sound good, No, Doug, this doesn't even
sound good. If someone says to me, hey, you want
a pudding shot, I feel like they're shooting out the
raft or something.
Speaker 2: They are delicious.
Speaker 4: Chocolate, yeah, vanilla, huh?
Speaker 2: Banana? Oh, banana? Banana? Really? And a little extra DUGGI fresh.
Speaker 1: What I don't want to know the extra Douggi fresh.
What with your banana? You're talking about your banana and
you're gonna put your extra everybody my banana?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Uh I took Oreo cookies in a grate and put
it on top of it like a desserts.
Speaker 2: It's called fat guy porn, fac guye porn. Putting cookies
on top. That's actually you grated. You graded an Oreo.
Speaker 1: Cookie oreos Okay, okay, over top, over a little little touch,
just a little be afraid if I inhale that I
may aspirate the cookie. And now I'm coughing, and then
as it comes up, it looks like somebody sneezed.
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, this is what would happen to me.
Like I would have to chocolate pudding. I'd shoot it down,
I'd get I'd asperate the cookie. Now I comes out
and it would look like someone shot diarrhea all over. Wonderful,
thank you. That's a good wake.
Speaker 4: No, it did not happen, nor will it happen. And
you're fucked up world, absolutely one hundred and nine Raffle prizes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 4: I started buying things in January a couple of things
a week, and there you go, one hundred and ninety
Deviled eggs a new record.
Speaker 2: Okay, all done one day. Yeah you sure you're not gay? Yeah?
Why because deviled eggs you're grating cookies over pudding.
Speaker 4: Well, this stuff I think girls like so once it
gets out on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what knocking the door? Okay, guys, they
don't like you, right with you?
Speaker 4: Where's that mystery?
Speaker 2: No, she didn't got a boyfriend. She's got a boyfriend.
That girl's got a boyfriend. Should we try again? Should
we put it out there? If you want to go
out with Dougie fresh a.
Speaker 4: Boyfriend, somebody Mark's going to go first again? No, and
then a big lapse. Well, good for Maillory or whatever
her name was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how'd you like going doug O? Great? I couldn't
even get a date with a on a podcast with
somebody so well supposed to be set up. I I
I understand I didn't and that and I'm sorry about that.
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't think you really care. No personally, but I
don't know. I just uh, but I we could we
could find somebody.
Speaker 2: Now, we can find somebody. Well, I mean I think
that not fine. Have an a frame outside. Anybody walt
kissing booths both? Yeah, I remember the old kissing booth.
I now, can you still do those after COVID? Like,
is there a protocol? Because if you saw a kissing booth, yeah, right,
and you go, well, of course it depends who's in
the booth. That's true too. I'm not gonna make much,
but do you remember how they used to have kissing
They used to have them, Yeah, And I always found
it kind of creepy because it's almost like an oral
gang bang, you know what I mean. I don't think
you're French kissing. It's a lot, it's a lot of
you know, it's a lot of lips up there. You
know what I'm saying. You gotta keep those lips fresh
and ready to go, ready to go. I haven't seen it.
That's like an old school thing. That's so funny. I
haven't thought of that forever. You know what, Well, I'll
tell you where we had charity. Charity.
Speaker 4: We didn't have a kissing booth. But this girl named Alicia.
I hit her as a helper on the fourth hole
of her friend Laurie, who helped me last year and
she's a messuse. And I said bring your chair, yeah,
and that works, and she goes, I'll bring it in
the car. But I don't think it's gonna go over.
There was a backup on whole four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a backup on whole four. What about
whole two? Full? She gave out all her business? What
would whole four be? Oh further, it's a part three. Yeah,
so she gave massages. Yeah, just like guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a thirty second minute side.
Speaker 2: I think you bring I think you bring the kissing booth.
Speaker 4: I've thought about that with with one year old. Attractive
women with one year old?
Speaker 2: Well, kiss the baby?
Speaker 4: Remember it was a politicians You walk around kiss a baby?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is giving you a kid to let
him kiss? In today's stage?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Can I borrow you after? Well obviously the parents would
be there, just so cute.
Speaker 4: Why don't you come to Why don't you come to bowling?
With ref five dollars a kiss?
Speaker 2: We will give you. You got a really creepy guy.
Uh he's in a pink shirt with bows on it.
Cann't you just that? Balls? He's the ribbons. I'm sorry,
breast cancer ribbons. Oh I got it? Why don't you
shave I like this? No, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Well you don't like it. It looks
like you're a bum. I don't look like a peat shirt.
And why it was cold out it was I'm wearing
a shirt. I understand what you're wearing, but you also
have lots of layers beneath that.
Speaker 2: He you know what I'm saying. Call me fat? Well,
not really sort of. I got trouble the coworker. Why
what did you do? Oh well, I work.
Speaker 4: Well, he's overweight like I am, okay, And I was
walking behind him and somebody's asking about his weight and
he's I think he's fifty seven okay, and he goes, yeah,
I'm hoping to lose sixty pounds by the time I'm sixty.
Speaker 2: And I could help. But and he turns around and
goes he had fired his eyes. Why don't you shut
the funk up? Why do you always have to say
something like that's funny? So later I said, you know,
are people really sensitive like that? Like some are, but
we don't do anything about it.
Speaker 4: I came overweight, I obviously know that, but I'm not
doing anything about it right now. So yeah, jokes are
made then yeah, no, But okay, So like in my
I'm finding I often question myself. Yeah, like I'll go
at my normal because there's very little that bothers me.
That's just the kind of person you are, is it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I.
Speaker 1: Mean, there's very little that really bothers me. Now, I
will tell you that before this episode, before we started
taping this, I did have a conversation with somebody, uh
over just some things, just to get a little clarity
on something. But even there, I'm not looking to I
just want to know where I stand. I guess more
or less, and that that's it. But outside of that,
I don't why. And then I go, is there something
fucking wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Because I'll see people get worked up about shit and
I did, but I don't. I just go, eh, yeah,
it was some of the things that get worked up
about some well, and you should we should, right, we
should be. All that means is you give a shit? Yeah, right,
and that's important and we need to give a shit
about things.
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes people have so much above them give a shit.
Speaker 2: No, We'll go ahead.
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If I keep it they going, yes, and You're like,
these are my important things and then this all right,
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Speaker 2: Doug just showed me a h.
Speaker 1: Ai uh an ai bought robot. Yes, So here's there's
a great dow. There's a guessing as a sex dow.
Speaker 2: There's a really interesting story right now and it's very
very strange. Did you see the AI cartoon of me. No,
my buddy didn't. No, let's see the AI. Oh that's
funny in the fresh Yeah, golf tournament. Oh, that's awesome.
It's it's thinner than me.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. The it it's just it's this is a
very strange story. Apparently an ex Yahoo executive.
Speaker 2: Murdered his mother. Ooh, who is eighty three?
Speaker 1: But if you looked at her, she certainly had plastic
surgery done, because she doesn't look close.
Speaker 2: To eighty three, but really good plastic surgery, you know everything.
She just looks.
Speaker 1: If you saw her, you would go maybe sixty five, right,
a good twenty years younger. This guy murdered her, the son,
his own mother, and he's was fifty is fifty seven? No,
he I think he committed committed suicide. They're finding that
he would go on chat GPT. And this is the
fucked up part of the thing that I didn't even know.
I used chat GPT from time to time as an
idea starter, something turn or phrase better, something like that.
Speaker 2: Not this guy.
Speaker 1: And there are people that'll tell you, why pay for therapy,
go to chat GPT, ask it for steps to go through,
and there's prompts and it probably gives you sound advice.
It's coming from articles that are written right about whatever. Okay,
this motherfucker his name is stein Eric Solberg. Now, the
only stein Eric I knew was the Olympic skier. I
don't know if you remember stein Erickson. Stein Erickson. And
so if you go ever get to Deer Valley, Utah,
there's the stein Erickson Lodge there. Okay, and I met
I think stein lived in Park City, and I don't
know if I think I met him, but I don't remember.
So he nicknamed his AI chat GPT Bobby, and he
would have these conversations with Bobby about things like but
he had like schizophreny or something.
Speaker 2: So he's putting the prompts in and it's coming back
like fueling his paranoia like his mother.
Speaker 1: Uh. In one exchange, he claimed his mother and her
friend were trying to poison him by putting psychedelic drugs
in his car's air vents. He types that into chat GPT, Hey, Bobby,
I think my mother is trying to give and the
chatbot replied, Eric, You're not crazy. And if it was
done by your mother and her friend, that elevates the
complexity in betrayal. Wow, do you see what I'm saying? Like,
And I just think that chat GPT, I don't know
that it's.
Speaker 2: So people are actually at least this guy's listening to
it all kinds of fucked up shit. Then I see
at the end of this article there's a couple that
are are suing uh chat GPT because well they're uh yeah,
during a twenty nineteen suicide attempt.
Speaker 1: No, this is something else. I think it was a
kid who committed to a side and yeah, let's see
she was a fearless, brave and accomplished. Somebody said, I
don't know anyway, these parents are suing because their kid
went on there and found ways to commit suicide or
asked about suicide.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But it's searching the web to give you information.
Speaker 2: This is the fucking scary part.
Speaker 4: So these people don't have friends to talk to, so
they're gonna go on chant ipa AI And this is
my new friend.
Speaker 2: Well, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, I'm paranoid.
I can't trust anybody. Who can I trust? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean, let's say I have a mental illness, Who
can I trust? So I go to chat GPT that
becomes my friend. I've trained this thing to talk to me,
and now all of a sudden it's giving me stuff
and it's like, holy fuck.
Speaker 4: You know the old like CHATPT is Betty Betty. Bill
hasn't had me out for twenty one days. He has
his issues and you should put a banana in his
mud whistle. Oh great idea, buddy.
Speaker 1: This guy's ex wife got a restraining order banning him
from drinking before visiting their kids. Amazing disparaging remarks about
the family.
Speaker 2: When did when did it all go wrong? Bill? The eighties?
For the eighties? No, I'm going to tell you when
it all went wrong.
Speaker 4: I mean you had one family income, Dad work, I
took care of the kids.
Speaker 1: Well, I grew up in the eighties, and I think
my mom worked. I think we had a better life
because of that.
Speaker 2: My mom. I always thought it was great. She had
a master's degree. You know, I get that.
Speaker 4: But there's more trusting. You played outside, lights went on?
Was little by little?
Speaker 2: Just kind of guy. It's worse, right, yeah, And it's this.
It's the phone.
Speaker 4: It's the phone of the people in the world. The
phone isn't doing anything, No, but No, you can get
on there and see anything anything right, and that.
Speaker 2: I just saw.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're experiencing the world. You're experiencing on
a screen. You're not out there doing right.
Speaker 2: My friend, my girlfriend. Uh, I'll get you a big
shovel from home. Deep focus.
Speaker 4: You just love digging yourself a bigger hole every now
and about. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just said, well, this this lovely human being that's
spend time. What is she I am?
Speaker 4: I gotta's my parole officers, my girlfriend, my girlfriend. She's
not my fans, but I like her. I know her
last name. I wrote her a letter. We go to dinner.
I let her pick the restaurant, and I pay. Sometimes
she pays, but not all the time.
Speaker 2: But we smile. All right, all right?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: You game a picture?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 2: There's a circle here. It's a girlfriend. Okay? Are you
letting her name out of the public?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, I don't see why I could. I suppose
I don't. I don't like to make people uncomfortable or anything.
Speaker 2: Now, not at all? Right, dad.
Speaker 4: Dead by the way, No, don't say it. Don't say
your name. It should be some private.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. Just call her Abby. No't do
you don't like Abby, No, because she's gonna make you
think of abbots.
Speaker 1: No, like I need another reason to think of habits, right,
all right, So she sent me this thing of somebody
talking about the phone and what it's doing to kids
and why it's so important to take the phone away.
And I know it sounds funny and people will laugh
at this, but even in Australia, they're starting to do
nature deficit disorders. What they're calling it sounds crazy, but
when you take a walk in nature, you feel better.
You just get outside. Put this thing away I've been taking.
I've been walking like every other day, I'll go to
the gym or walk and I don't listen to anything anymore.
Speaker 2: No music, no, nothing, nothing no. And it's great. You think,
ship out your mind, just you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I think that that's a missing element. I think
that we're so I think our attention span has been shortened.
I think that, oh, without a doubt, we uh.
Speaker 2: Kids in particular.
Speaker 1: It'll be very interesting because I think New York State
this year, the state as a whole, is making the Yes,
thank god for hokel. Well, I'm just they're banning I'm
not this I don't think it was her. I'm just saying, like, no,
it'll be interesting to me to see how that works
or doesn't, right, because some parents are like, fuck, I
need to get a hold of the kid if something
goes on.
Speaker 4: Somebody said that to me the other day. When you
were in grammar school or high school.
Speaker 2: Doug Phelps, please come to the principal's office. Everybody, Oh,
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Speaker 4: Hey, your uh, your mother, shut the fuck up, suck,
there's been an accident, and yeah, you know she.
Speaker 2: Won't be able to pick you up from school. We
used to love when they would do that because and
how often that happened five times a year.
Speaker 1: No. We used to sit at the payphone and in
the lobby with the high school and the school and
asked for Mike Hunt. Yeah, gosh, and I remember Missus
Bag her name was missus By, Missus B and Missus
Bay sat there and we would wait, wait.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, here Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt, you
have a phone call in the main office, Mike Hunt.
And we would laugh and roar and laugh, and then
they who did it? Right? Yep? That was the thing.
Speaker 1: Uh, But you're right, I don't think we need to
have the phones, uh as much, but it's become almost
Is it a necessity? We would say it's a necessity,
you need it, right, of course, we all are nobody
that escapes this thing.
Speaker 2: And if you talk to like the executives, uh, you
go to the guys at Apple and stuff.
Speaker 1: I have read things I don't I certainly don't know
these guys, so right, I'll take it with a grain
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Speaker 2: Doug, what scares you in life? Anything? These days? What
scares me? It's a certain thing.
Speaker 1: I think there's things that we don't ever really talk about.
And sometimes I'm curious because do you ever feel like
you're now.
Speaker 2: Being fifty five and my dad being eighty?
Speaker 4: So I figure I'm just going to live as long
as my dad, so I have twenty five more years
to do stuff.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting way to look at it, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Because some people have told me that their parents pass
so obviously you would be the next in line, right
and that think about that after loved one passes, you know,
I don't know if you've had thoughts or in depth
or you know, just time especially with driving or time
alone you just think about things. So scares me. I
don't want to get used to the idea of passing.
I know that even at fifty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you won't even know, you'll you'll dine in
your sleep, hopefully. Yeah, that's gonna happen. Hopefully with the
cat laying there. When we found Doug, he was very
bloated in the cat. The cat was leaking and we
didn't know.
Speaker 4: What happened to him until four weeks later. Bill called
him do a podcast again, couldn't get a hold of it.
And then another four weeks went by and then.
Speaker 1: Oh, we went in there and the cat was eating
his toes, his ooze all over everything. I can understand
that sort of thing. I think that's a very very
good way to live, is to say, but you got
to live. And this is the hard part. And a
lot of times we have conditioned ourselves through the easy
access to everything that it's easier to throw on Netflix
than it is to maybe planet trip, yes you know
what I mean. Or and when I say planet trip
or just take a hike or do whatever.
Speaker 2: But I try to get out there with golf. You do,
and I do.
Speaker 4: Was cancer, but and people ask me why you know
who in your family was affected? I'm like, you know what,
I was just I have no wife.
Speaker 1: I was bored. I was trying. I I love boobies.
I like to touch them. I like to squeeze them, sucking.
Speaker 4: You're small, and to save them all. So to do
something with my life, I had made a movie.
Speaker 2: That more than a mouthfuls of waste? Gosh? Serious? Note?
Is that? Is that the book you were reading? Scrumbler? No,
it's called more than a mouthfuls? Was doctor? You never
heard of Doctor Seus's the adult book more than a
mouthfuls of waste?
Speaker 4: But just to have a drive and a goals in life, yeah,
you know, still keep some fire to do something.
Speaker 1: When you think about it, If you go, I have
twenty five more years your your dad's still fine, so
you could go alonger than that.
Speaker 4: He's got the ski poles now walking around the call
the sec good for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome, you should go. I would go do
a few laughs with him. I went on like a date.
Speaker 1: Right, We had a walk, we walked, We took a
walk on the canal and we're just walking and I
go up, somebody's about to lap us and she goes, well,
we're like a Sunday stroll and I go, oh, well,
then go I fucking couldn't keep up, Doug. I was
so sweaty by the end, I'm dripping fucking sweat. I
got a wick away shirt that I could fucking ring out.
Speaker 4: I thought, what happened to the boxing us there? You
haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it years now, years, yeah, years, like
almost two years, two years, yeah, almost two years, yeah, plural, Yeah,
I've been back in different so so yes. So I
have said, and I've said this on the podcast at nauseam,
I feel like, and I don't mean to do that,
but I kind of go the line of delineation for me.
Speaker 2: That's a big word for me. What do you mean? Uha? Delineation?
Is it?
Speaker 1: Four syllables? Delineation. It's like, I see, this is why
I got an upgrade, this is twenty one days.
Speaker 2: This is why you read that in that fucking book.
Like I use.
Speaker 1: The line of delineation is It's like the line of change.
What was the marker of change in your life? The
line of delineation, right, this is where the boundary is.
And I think for me when my dad passed. And
my dad was like a very big presence in my
life as a child, maybe not so much as an adult.
But he always had strong opinions and they were like
spoken as fact, right and and and and yet no
matter what, and I said this even in the eulogy,
he was a protector and he always had your back
no matter what, and financially any other way. And I
think for me, I went, ooh, the great Protector's not here.
I gotta I gotta pull myself together. Not that I
have been bad, but I have a son that lives
with me that I need more focus there. And I've
got these different things. And to your point, we can
all talk about you know, everybody, not everybody, but people say, nay,
I should write a booky I live so much, I
should well then write it, right, see what happens? Well
fucking write it. And instead of going to Netflix. I
have a friend who said to me, I go, man,
how do you do this? He's got a daughter who
is a junior. I think she's only a junior, already
committed to college, d want scholarship field hockey, and uh
trying out for Team USA. Got an invite yep, And
when and she scored a bunch in these games. I
don't know where it stands. I think she's maybe sixteen.
And he makes the videos for her. He built the
thing down in the basement so she can practice inside
during the winter. He has written a book himself. He's
the head of a department at Saint John Fisher University.
He's got his own side.
Speaker 2: But I go, I go rap. He goes, I don't
watch TV. I don't. Yeah, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 1: And I think that that was my point, Like it's
easier to not write the book when you can throw
on and go I want to watch Hunting Wives, which
I started to watch and it was so dark, and
I'm like, fuck this, I don't need this.
Speaker 2: Smiley.
Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you my cable gets turned on next Thursday.
I cancel cable right after the NCAA Wrestling Championships and
I just go with some free apps. But it's not
as addictive as just hitting that right boat, so I
can get right outside more, do more with the breast
cancer stuff, and just not have that.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up the way we live because it
becomes like this routine and you get stuck in it
and I feel like I was sort of stuck in
a way. So to your point of like not boxing,
not doing that stuff, I've been trying. I've made a
conscious effort to make sure I'm at least moving my
body every day, moving my body, and I think there's
things that you can do, but there is.
Speaker 4: But we also I think about going to the gym,
I'm like, oh, it's two hours one of my day.
It's not exactly, it's when they say on the commercials
it's fifteen to twenty minutes. I know that you should
if you're gonna take a walk through it for thirty five,
because once you get past it thirty five to forty,
then you're burning a little extra fat.
Speaker 2: So it's at least an hour.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay, well I gotta get dressed and
I gotta take a shower afterwards.
Speaker 2: Get it. So but I know that, but you talk
yourself right right, like, yeah, I'm not gonna talk yourself
right out of it instead of you have the waights.
Speaker 4: I had weights at my house on a corner table
right next to the TV. So while I'm watching TV, Yeah,
I can do dumbos and there they sit. Yeah, and
I kill the spiders that are making webs at them.
Speaker 1: But see, see that's the honesty I love about you.
But to your point though, twenty five. So when you
say twenty five more years, put it in this number.
That's twenty five more summers. That's twenty five more summers
to play golf.
Speaker 2: We can go. Oh, twenty five is kind of a lot,
is it? And what do I think? If I about
You're right? And what do I want to do with it?
What do I want to do with it?
Speaker 1: And That's where I'm at, and I go, fuck it, man,
I gotta I'm I gotta jump in the deep end here.
Speaker 2: And just you know, twenty five more years of Billified,
I'd like that. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, honestly, we were talking on the way home from
the golf. I'm like, you know what, fifteen years, maybe
it's time to stop the fundraising. Yeah, it's gonna come
to like, no, well, you know we're we're already planning
for next year.
Speaker 2: Doug.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, but it's enough awful lot of work.
And if I took that energy and put it into comedy,
you know, who knows, or into something else. You know,
when when's going to be when I saw and I'm
sorry interrupt you, but we were talking about you know,
passing and everything and being an uber driver and talking
to a lot of different people. You can do it
free asuspects and other things like when my mother passed,
it was kind of fast. We knew it was coming,
but riding with people from out of state taking the airport,
Oh what are you in for? You know, you just
make a conversations. I'm here to help my mom. She's
on our way out, and my brother's here, my sister's here,
and I fly and do what I want. It's never
enough time because I have stuff going on and they
kind of miss that I or I'm in for a funeral.
My dad died just you know, I had a heart attack.
I didn't can see him. Or there's you know, my
parents are hanging on. It's ten years, they're in a
nursing home. They're you know, they're in pain. You hear
that and you're like, sometimes you're thankful for how things happen.
There's so much out there, and then then your mind
starts going a little bit. You know, hopefully my parents
don't go through that, and you don't want that, but
it's all different. You know, everybody's got their own story,
of of course, yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: But that's where I do think like taking better care
of yourself, right, all of us, all of us, right.
And when I say taking better characters, I don't just
mean physically give yourself. Yeah, yeah, give yourself time to rest,
give yourself time to.
Speaker 4: Just Oh I like a good eight hours of sleep, yeah,
I mean I had my alarm stuff for eight thirty.
I got out of bed quarter after nine. The camp
made the cuff.
Speaker 2: What what, I'm well rested.
Speaker 4: Before you get the Dougy fresh energy baby, they him
shake your money.
Speaker 2: Making tower power man in the hour twenty four to
seven dollars.
Speaker 4: If you think a six pack of Jenny Lights and
twelve Deviled eggs makes this shit happen, you.
Speaker 2: Are sadly mistaking my friend.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to I try to sleep for seven seven. Yeah, okay,
but last night I woke up at three I couldn't
and I put my phone in the airport.
Speaker 2: I woke up at three last night too, Yeah, and
that was just kind of three fifty four. I woke up.
I had ship on my mind. Yeah, yeah, things that
were eating at me a little bit.
Speaker 4: I throw on the Disney Channel and just listen to
the Incredibles or Penguins or some kind of caracoon or something.
Get back to that kid, just let me take all
let me, yeah, let me get back to I need
my sleep.
Speaker 2: I think I jerked off.
Speaker 4: Did so you woke up with three and you went
back to bed at three. Now when you when you
wake up, do you just you watch something on your
phone or you just go you have an old playboy,
you watch porn hub or something. You have so many thoughts. Yeah,
you grab your favorite sack. Uh.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's actually a puppet. It's got long hair, eyes
and big lipstick on it.
Speaker 2: And I go all, all you do have introke with that?
Hi missus death smoker, Hi Bill, this is I don't
know why. God he was so good.
Speaker 1: Gene Hackman was fucking amazing as an actor, just amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well go on, you have to you have to
write the script and you have to bring it out.
Speaker 2: It's all. But I understand that, but I mean, come on,
he brought that to life. The Lex Sluthor. I did
not care for that lexlu Thor. I here.
Speaker 4: The new one is very good, but it's very campy,
and I haven't seen it, nor do I want to
with the if.
Speaker 2: One of these fucking dogs falls out of that car.
The lady's got two dogs in a carriage that she's
pushing up a hill. I'm gonna try to show the
on the camera was too late. I take out Fluffy
and Muffy for a walk.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Are you looking?
Speaker 4: She's pointing this way?
Speaker 2: But she hit a bump. That's cute though.
Speaker 1: Hey look I told you, yeah, well kind of dog.
It looked like a dog thing, I think so. It
looks like a Doberman mini pin mini pincer.
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? I know, I don't. Yeah,
that's what I would think. Anybody want a free dog?
What do you mean a free dog? Well, she took
it to the vet. There's no chip, so now.
Speaker 4: It is a chaha mix. Uh, she's not gonna keep it. No,
she just got another dog named Buck. Oh and Bucks
of Terror. Oh he's a lab all right, Well he's
just crazy, that.
Speaker 2: Said little dog. Anybody. No one's claimed it? This dog? Yeah, yesterday, okay,
her Sunday, my nephew. I'll probably meet it today. I
got to go over there. Now, you're can have a
dog and a cat. No cat, fine, No, the dog
looks nice. Dog is a game changer. Cat.
Speaker 4: You can leave for two three weeks if you need to.
You know, you have a bucket of water. Some crunches
cats get me fine, I mean get an extra litter box.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: Oh but getting back to uh, going out. My friends
are getting married.
Speaker 2: In turks and kirks and take turks and kekos. That's
I get it wrong all the time. And that's in February.
Are you going yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or another dog you're gonna love it? Yeah, So all
inclusive resort. They're probably at a resort though.
Speaker 2: Right they are.
Speaker 4: But some of people are doing RB ANDBB. Closer you
get to where they're getting married, obviously, the price goes up.
So now I'm planning for this trip. I want to
do some weight, starting not this Monday, maybe the following Monday,
because I still have the ninth.
Speaker 2: Why do you Monday? I'm one of those guys. He's
gonna start on the Monday. Can't starting the weeknd? Start now?
Speaker 4: Why? Now I'm still gonna be drinking, okay, so switch
to light beer now I am Jenny Lake.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4: I have one more golf tournament, and I text my buddy,
it's the eighth, and uh, we're trash. Last year and
it's out it was a lake shore. This year is
out of Deerfield. And I text them on, like, look,
between now and then, we got to find a way
to get to that golf course because you both both
know we're not walking off of it sober. So I
don't care if we got to pay so many one
hundred dollars each way. That beats twenty thousand dollars worth
of legal fees. So last year we had e golfed
in a while, whole one. I brought jellow shots, the beer,
I won the fifty to fifty. I won three golf bags,
which I saved and donated to other events, including my own.
But why chance it? You know, there's no no, But
I know I'll be getting sucked up with him. Yeah,
you know the good stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, gotta take it. You get it. You put
a you always put a picture of us up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I my college roommate's mom something about my shirt. No,
I want something about my facial hair.
Speaker 2: She doesn't like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I kind of like it. I think I'm
gonna let it go. Okay, Uh, you don't like it,
I don't you know. So I went, I'll tell you this.
So I went over next door hair salon. People's talking
to them for a second about something, and this one
girl from the back goes.
Speaker 2: Are you growing it out? And I said yep, and
she's like, brings out your eyes. I was like, that's
all I need. Wow, that's all I needed to hear,
no idea.
Speaker 4: No things at your eyes? Do you listen to the moeside?
Speaker 2: Actually I do no interest in that person. I'm just saying, like,
that was nice. Yes, it's people of a different ages. Yeah,
it was a nice topic to.
Speaker 4: Compliment people at the bar work at fort Still.
Speaker 2: There's a nice color on a lady. I love compliment
my friend, and then she'll always going noy, I like
the color on you. That's a nice blouse. Man, Oh
thank you. People appreciate that. One girl.
Speaker 4: One woman was giving her husband ship last week because
he never compliments or anything, and I actually asked her
about her hair. Oh sh and uh, you fucking hits
him in the arm and uh, to the point where
he was joking, took his wedding ring off, gave it
to me and said, here you go, and I put
it on, and then the waiter waitress get off.
Speaker 2: Huh I got it off. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, she
got stuck in her hands as well.
Speaker 4: Well for a second it was That's what I mean, right,
But little soap, Little soap, don't panic. Yeah, kids, don't
panic if anything happens, just try to keep calm and
everything will work out.
Speaker 1: Everything, everything does, Doggie. I don't think we have to
go twenty one days like this.
Speaker 2: I hope not. I didn't. I didn't know. You have
so much on you.
Speaker 1: No, anybody hey, when you give me a hey, when
you give ebody everybody. As a friend of mine said today,
very dear close friend of mine said, did.
Speaker 2: You bang your last night? Oh you didn't say that, No, okay.
Speaker 1: Said, nobody has the corner on busy, right, In other words, nobody,
nobody owns being busy. Everybody's busy, everybody's You've been very busy. Yes, yes,
So I think that's a wonderful thing. And I'm glad.
Speaker 4: That's why I had the podcast early, because I have
so much stuff in my garage because we just backed
the trailer up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then no, we went to the bar. Oh
so the trailer isn't even empty yet.
Speaker 4: It got empty the next day. Okay, okay, after I
woke up at eleven o'clock. Yeah, baby, was exhaust this
I was so we emptied it out.
Speaker 2: But just put that there. Put that there.
Speaker 4: Let's go to breakfast and I'm relaxing for the day
and I try to clean up in the house, which
is work in progress.
Speaker 2: And now I'm getting stuff out for bowling. Awesome, you know,
done it done, doug you'll have it. You should come
to that.
Speaker 4: That's not a saturday. Okay, Oh god, oh gosh.
Speaker 2: You the fucking corner of busy. You're already making excuses
why you can't come t you have the corner. I'm busy. Yeah,
thanks to for Dougie fresh.
Speaker 1: Cot be back, baby, Yes it is. I'm Bill Moran.
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