Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen. My favorite show of the year, the
listener Drunk and Somewhat Whatever the listener is on and
we debate to records. We do it every year around Christmas.
We drink Tom and Jerry's. We have a good time,
and this year we are doing David Lee Roth Skyscraper
versus Van Halen, Oh You eight one two, Scottie from Canada, Bradshauce,
both part of the Patreon family, part of the Minion
Dumb Patreon dot com slash We Lizzie Presley's only five
dollars a month and I, since I needed someone to count,
Dennis the Jew joins us sin and it's a good time. Enjoy,
We have fun and crack wise we drink except for
Scotti because Scottie sober now, which is fine. That's great,
happy for him. But it's another efforent podcast. Listener Drunk
and Summit, Enjoy, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 3: My members all twisted up. Do you know what I did?
Unloaded up with alcohol? More specifically vodka, whisky, beer, tequila.
Speaker 1: More beer, more vodka, more whisky, and more beer.
Speaker 4: Once an orange whip, unch whip, unch whip, three orange whips.
Speaker 2: Saw you're for.
Speaker 1: I've come here to break your monotony. Let me have
my piece because I'm shooting with this one, folks, I
don't care man, the.
Speaker 5: Unscripted, uncensored, loose cannon of common towner.
Speaker 4: Didn't you say that?
Speaker 6: Why you come out with stink like that?
Speaker 4: Poop can poop out poop.
Speaker 7: See son, Old legends never die, They just lose weight.
Speaker 8: Like a legend and an audaword bumb of a lot
of light.
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and another friend who Lord of the Rings is real.
Together we call ourselves the Unforgoutable is in.
Speaker 1: Let the fun be well, Carrie. Today you are going
to hear a Van Halen because it is my favorite
show of the year. It is the one where I
get the listeners involved, the annual listener drunken Summit, and
I am very, very very excited. Before we get to
my lovely guests here today we are sans a Hall
of Famer this evening. He had a family emergency was
not allowed here, not allowed, but he wasn't able to
be with us, so Laurie, we love you. We wish
you were with us. Sara, we understand, We completely understand.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello my loyal minions. It
is good to see you. It is good to be seen.
I'm Mizzy Presley. I'm the host of the program. It
is another refing podcast, and right now I'm the host,
but after the first of the year, there's going to
be a co host, and the patrons know this. My
new co host is Mike Dawson from the Water Cooler podcast,
from The Smoking Kills, and of course from the Adam
Carolla Show. My best friend in the world, and I'm very,
very excited about that. I wish you could be here
with us, but he's doing the family thing with his
mom up in the Bay Area, so he is not here.
A big shout out, big thank you to my friends
up in Seattle and the patrons, and they sent me
a one hundred dollars gift card for groceries. Nice, thank you,
thank you. I appreciate that. Appreciate that. And of course
Capocchi and Jeff Scoldnik for that fucking hall of meat
they sent a few weeks back. I appreciate that as well.
It is very very It means a lot to me.
And the fact that you guys are here and everybody's
here listening and watching and YadA YadA YadA, that means
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I appreciate it all. But with all that aside, lastly,
if you are in Vegas this week, this Friday night,
the twenty six Act Attribute to Ace Frehley will be
honoring our late, late friend and hero, Ace Frehley, and
we'll be doing it at Dive Bar. It is the
Las Vegas Celebration of Ace and we're doing about an
hour and a half long set and there's a big
kiss jam at the end featuring members of Armored Saint,
members of the Count's band. Uh Ye is what band
was Kyle in that he's not in anymore?
Speaker 2: Nocturnal Affair?
Speaker 1: Is that the one that was like touring Europe and
all that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they hit like Billboard Top twenty.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there you go. Very cool. That's that's exciting,
that's good news. I like that. I like that members
of the Bones, Freaky and Faith. It's gonna be a
good time. And there's some that I'm probably missing. But anyways,
tickets are only ten bucks. Or if you want a
VIP table for one hundred dollars, you can bring three
people with you. Come on.
Speaker 2: There is there a group on for a guy like
me for.
Speaker 1: The Jew, or you could just pay the ten dollars
and sit at Mark and Lisa's VIP table.
Speaker 2: I may have some change.
Speaker 1: Mark and Lisa from Chicago are coming in. But ladies
and gentlemen, all of that aside, Thank you guys, thank
you for another great year of another FM podcast. Thank
you to my patrons. It means a lot. I'm glad
you're there. Real. Azie Presley is the is the Patreon
and we have two patrons here. The Jew is not
because it's five dollars a month.
Speaker 7: High.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Scottie from Canada, take off you hoser, good.
Speaker 4: Day, uh Sending love to Lori and Dawson. Wish you
guys could be here, but understand why or not. Boys.
It's so good to see you guys again. I love
this annual tradition. Very nice to be here.
Speaker 1: It is fun. Ladies and gentlemen. Because I cannot find
an Asian to do the counting, I got myself the
closest thing. I got a jew jew tennis wall. Everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can manage your money.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can do numbers for you that you can.
It's good to have you back. And of course the
first time are ladies and gentlemen. He is in Phoenix
and he is a Packer fan, and we try not
to hold that against some but he has a sumbitch
shirt on. He's got the sum bitch in the background
who drinks all of his Yaggermeister, ladies and gentlemen, brat Foss.
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you very much, very glad to be
part of this this year and hopefully more to come.
Speaker 1: I look forward to it. Brad. Here's a very important question.
I know Dennis has had a couple of the official
drink of the Listener Drunken Summit, the Tom and Jerry. Brad,
are you currently sipping on a Tom and Jerry?
Speaker 7: I am currently not sipping on to Tom and Jerry,
but oh you're fired.
Speaker 8: I had one. How about this? Here we go? Wait
a second besides the.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. That works. That's good. We can
let that one slide. And of course we have to
do this before we get rolling. In the words of
my close personal friends, don't kill Steve Austin crack one
for the working man. Ah all right, folks, So what
we are doing this year. Last year was asylum versus
lick it up versus animalize. We've been very kiss heavy
on this show because I am a full blown kiss
herd and now a member of the shouted out loud
Cast Hall of Fame, and but we had to mix
it up, and Scotti had a very good idea because
we've done eat him and Smile versus fifty one fifty
three times on this podcast. I think once we did
we do it? Ever do it on the listener summit Scotti,
I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I think we did.
Speaker 1: I think we might have. I think we might have,
And I know we did Women and Children versus what's
the brown record? Not diver down war warning. We did
that two or three years ago. But now it is
time to move on to stick in the Van Halen Realm,
and we are doing David Lee Roth, Eat Him and
Smile versus Van Halen's Oh You eight one two. They
both came out you.
Speaker 4: Mean Skyscraper, Skyscraper.
Speaker 1: Skyscraper, Yes, thank you, Sorry, it's the uh, the fucking
the Tom and Jerry's hit me already. They both came
out the same year. They both have ten songs. Nineteen
eighty eight and the Van Halen tour was the Monster's
of Rock tour. That was my very first big boys show.
I was actually supposed to go to the David Lee
Roth show. We had tickets, We had front row tickets.
Myself and my good friend Monty Lummel and Angie French,
who was in our class, the Kreme de la crem
She's one of the Krem de la Creme, agreed to
go and they canceled. So we missed Davidlye Roth and Cinderella,
which would have been awesome. And I think Great White
was the other band on that tour. I believe leave so.
Speaker 4: See Dennis put his head down.
Speaker 1: Dennis is not a fan of the Cinderella or the
bon Jovi and that is why we are not doing
uh we're not doing uh long Cold Winter versus Cherry
Pie versus what was the Poison one? The second Poison record.
So that's why we're not doing that because we didn't
want to a tainted judge, so to speak. I said, tainted?
Speaker 8: Did you just.
Speaker 1: And uh, I want to know, I want to go
around the room here. What was listening to these two
records again revisiting them? What were your original thoughts, Scotty?
It was your idea you take the floor?
Speaker 4: Uh? Well for me, uh as weird as it sounds,
I I had. I didn't get the OU eight one
two CD until I was, oh God, like twenty four
or twenty five. I heard all the songs on the
radio and I was like, oh yeah, And of course
it had one of the greatest videos on MTV, Finish
what you started. Yeah, but I had Skyscraper and I've
always been a huge fan of Billy and Steve and
the magic that they make together. So it was something
that I you know, I wore out a lot of
batteries listening to that Duck cassette.
Speaker 1: Much like women wear out a lot of batteries listening
to this show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, that was good.
I like that one. That's good.
Speaker 2: I'll drink to that.
Speaker 1: Doc. What do you got? What was your listening back
to these records?
Speaker 2: All right? So you know, I got a diet tribe
on everything. So I'm a little bit older. So both
of these albums came out in eighty eight. As you said,
I don't know why my camera keeps doing what it's doing,
but I'll keep clicking it. Either that or someone that
when you guys, is turning me off. But this is
right after one of the biggest rock breakups that ever
happened from you know, the the Pump your fist, you know,
time for me in high school. They're in the same
arbit they have the same history, total different energies. When
I put these albums albums CDs in my car right
it was like, what's going on here? One album feels
like a guy's trying to prove something. The other album
kind of feels like, hey, we've already been here. These
two albums are iconic to me because when they came up,
that's going into my sophomore year at college. And these
two bands, whatever you want to call them, whether it's
the Solo Project or whatever, they they stopped the Great music,
hijacking of Dee's ball lyrics. These two bands did not
do that. And the bands you kind of mentioned earlier.
So these two bands were freaking iconic to me when
you told me who it was like, Yeah, I'm gonna
be all pissed off about this because I'm gonna be
some comparisons with other music, you know, like where bands
were bon Jovi and Cinderella. You know, they were completely lost.
I just didn't get it these two bands.
Speaker 1: What next?
Speaker 2: Since you're pushing fast forward, what next? Dude? This is
one of the most exciting ones besides ever made one
we did like four or five years ago.
Speaker 1: I am glad that you're juiced about this. I'm I'm
very excited about.
Speaker 2: That trash talk on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah nice. And I told Scotty earlier and
I'm I almost had Billy Shean join us as a
very special guest and he was. He just had it
was just scheduling conflict. He wasn't able to do it, unfortunately,
but uh.
Speaker 2: But he told me to say my year because he's
such a nice guy in person.
Speaker 1: Yes, Billy, you sent me up with.
Speaker 2: Being their photographer for a year. Man, the guy ship,
He's kind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't talk after. What would you like about that? I mean, yeah.
Speaker 1: Guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. So unfortunately he wasn't able to
do it. But uh so Brad the newbie. Uh you
listening to these for the first time in a long time.
Speaker 8: Very long time?
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I didn't get oh you ate one
two until after i'd seen the Monsters or Rock Cruise
or not the Monster Rocket Monster tour.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the tour.
Speaker 1: Were you an Alpine Valley or.
Speaker 8: I was in Alpine Valley at the time. Yeah.
Speaker 7: It was actually uh back home from the military on
leave and I managed to get in and you know,
we got tickets last minute and got to sit out
on the lot and watch that uh you know, full
concert and it was a blast, and you were seeing
scorpions on there. I didn't think anybody was going to
top that show. And Van Hanley came out and just
buried him.
Speaker 8: It was really awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I wasn't a huge fan of Skyscraper when it first
came out, simply because.
Speaker 8: Me being a bass player and everything like that.
Speaker 7: You know, I heard what they had done to the
bass and that, you know, I think they you know,
redid a lot of the bass lines with uh Missinette's
brother there.
Speaker 1: Really I didn't know that.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, that's why it doesn't sound like eat
him and smile. So I was not.
Speaker 7: Completely thrilled with Skyscraper there. You know, there's a few
good songs on there, but I was like, but oh
you ate one too. Yeah, a lot of good stuff
on that one. And you know, the tour was amazing.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, when I've been read it, I've honestly
before a couple of days ago, I had never listened
to the entire Skyscraper record. I listened to Oh you
Wait one too many, many many times. But the thing
that I noticed, just sound wise about the two is,
oh you A one two is a very badly mixed record.
It's almost it's almost quiet. It's it's just weird. It's
just it's not in your face. The mix is not
in your face. And I thought, okay, well, maybe just
maybe it was mixed for vinyl, and the vinyl sounds great. Well,
somebody sent me the vinyl and the vinyl sounds the
acts exact fucking same. So it's just the sound quality.
Skyscraper sounds fucking great. The Van Halen record does not
sound great. You guys know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, yeah, it's kind of quiet, and I noticed
it was there's a lot of effects on stuff, so
I mean, you know, things are a lot more wet
mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's like the women that'll listen to this show.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah Setteah Oh dude, speaking of that,
I don't know if it's on Hulu then twenty fifth,
but I know the new season sures he comes out
on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so hell yeah fuck yeah. All right, you
guys want to dive into this sum bitch, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: All right. We are going to start, well, which one
came out first? Let's see, uh, January twenty four first
is Skyscraper and May twenty fourth is oh U eight
one two. Now, before we dive into it, a lot
of people bitch about the keyboards in Van Halen. Oh
Sammy ruined Van Halen, Fuck you, that was Eddie. Eddie
was behind the keyboard thing, and he still wrote great
fucking songs. That's all that matters. So all right, here
we go off of Skyscraper track number one, Knucklebones versus
Van Halen Mine all mine Newbie, Bradley, go.
Speaker 8: Ahead, Okay, I'm gonna give this one to Dave.
Speaker 7: I thought Knucklebones kicked ass on that one, so yeah,
I'm going with Knucklebones on that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, why I want to why?
Speaker 2: Why tell on, Brad, I want to hear the heat?
Speaker 1: Heat?
Speaker 8: Why you're bringing a heat? Because between the two songs,
I just didn't really like. I thought, oh you eight
one two should have kicked it off.
Speaker 7: With a more of a banger than that, and I
thought Knucklebones was more.
Speaker 8: Of a banger. So like, yeah, yeah, we're going Knucklebones
on that one. I'm gonna give that one to Dave.
Speaker 2: That was an acceptable answers.
Speaker 1: Of the show. The Heat a small dread.
Speaker 4: I got to get it to uh oh you eight
one two on this one. Oh, I just I just
like the build up and then it's just that you
got you got, you got Mine all mine, and just
that ending it. Both both songs are great, like I
like both the both albums, but it's just something about
that song and just that that ending It just hooks
me every time.
Speaker 1: Right, Dennis, Oh, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: I actually took notes in prepared this year, so hopefully
your listeners are finding this funny. Okay, I'm not gonna
give you my vote till I actually talk just a
couple of one liners here. Skyscraper, it's a guitar resume.
That's it. Zero lyric risk right from from from a
knucklebones perspective, it was like, okay, oh you ate one
two greove first, and the band was confident as hell
when they came out. But let's talk about cheesy. Neither
one of these songs are cheesy. We're still in the
safe zone. I'm a little disappointed from that first one.
It didn't punch me in the face, but it made
me go, huh By kicks the door down. But Eddie,
he already owned the place. Yeah, so I'm leaning to
the right. I'm going mine aline.
Speaker 1: In the words of the niche bought whoa rick there
to be the man. You gotta beat the man and
that's the bottom line or whatever.
Speaker 2: The fun that was good.
Speaker 1: That was good anyways. I now keep in mind, I
listened to Skyscraper again as I was cleaning the apartment
and watching the hockey game, which is fucking two two now,
was like, what nothing wild? Like a minute ago, m
I liked the groove of Knucklebones, but I think I
just think as a song, I think Mine All Mine
is a better song.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's got the keyboards, man, and it's just
it's a better song. And that for me, that's what
these two records come down to. It's songwriting, you know
what I mean. Dave is Dave and we love Dave.
But the Van Halen songwriting, yeah, beat a man.
Speaker 2: Knucklebones is a resume, as I said, but Mine all
Mine is like a handshake. It's like, yeah, I'm all in,
I'm all in. Let's do this. Let's see what's next
or wait, man, that's technical? When next? Right?
Speaker 1: So, now this one is not easy. We've got just
like Paradise versus which was a fucking hit, versus another
hit when It's Love.
Speaker 4: Scotty, Okay, this one was was tough.
Speaker 1: H still tough.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Uh, it really came down to man. It was
like when it's Love, just a great song. It just
hits it right in the in the old cockles of
the heart. But just like Paradise, where's my.
Speaker 2: Pen going, Scotty, where's my pen going? Here?
Speaker 4: We're going just like Paradise because that's the one that
I can pop in the car, put the windows down
and just crank it. And and also makes me want
to go by a heart shaped try guitar.
Speaker 2: There's just not enough try guitars anymore, is there.
Speaker 1: That's right, That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: And funny story because like like our are very excellent
note taker there along with the video, they were taking
photos for the for the album while doing that video,
and the guy that was doing the photos in the
videos because Dave was already a somewhat I would say
accomplished climber, like he knew what he was doing, but
he didn't he'd never tried that type of climbing before
where it was unaided climbing. And the one shot for
the album where he's kind of hanging there, he actually
got Dave to believe that he was properly rigged on there,
and he actually so there. If at first day was like,
there's no way I'm doing this, sometimes it's like, oh, dude,
like this thing is, it's shot in there, it's rammed
in there. There's no way that thing's coming out of
the rock. You're you're good. They got that amazing shot
for the for the album and then Dave got up
and the guy went and just like pulled the thing
right out of the rocket. Dave was just like, what
the hell? Oh I was I was reading that. I
was like, oh my god. But you know in the
end that it's a damn good story for that album cover.
Speaker 1: Right, wo wow Dennis, Okay, here we go, oh going in.
Speaker 2: I got a couple, got a couple of bullets on
this all right, Skyscraper Diamond Dave Love Diamond Dave. This
was more of a pop flavor song. His snakes were
firing on all cylinders. There's great hook, the timeless vibe. Right,
you can't be in the mall and not hear that
song and sing to it. But you know from when
it's low, it's it's now I'm saying Sammy versus Vataha.
It's Sammy's like emotional centerpiece. He's feeling it right, He's
at his vocal peek in here. But this is swagger
versus sincerity. Track by track, what I pushed fast forward?
Fuck yeah, So Dave on this song, he gets you
into the club. Sammy's the one who makes you stay right,
that's kind of at the end of the night. But
but my final comment here, let's do it. Let's do
a jew cheese check. This is the last stop before
you accidentally become bon Jovi lyrically. Yep, So my vote?
Why is my cam keep turning off? Recking? I should
reboot in my mac? All right? Hold this comes back?
So my vote for this? D L R.
Speaker 1: Bradley, Well, uh, listen to both of them.
Speaker 7: It was very hard decision because I love both songs,
but I got to give the nod to Dave on
this one. This song just it kicks me in the
patout every time I hear it.
Speaker 8: You know, if you want to get up and do something,
what is it?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 8: Patude? Would you like me to show you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a Sensor's a chocolate starfish there somewhere. Yes,
all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna take over here for
just a second.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: What is your perspective on this? See one of us
has to take in an interview? Is he on that? Very? Well?
Speaker 1: Well? So I had I still have the forty five.
What when I go back to Minnesota in the summertime
and convinced my mom it's time to clear out that
fucking storage unit that she doesn't go into and I
can find my records that I did not bring with
me when I when I moved in twenty thirteen, the
forty five for when It's Love is in there. I
had the forty five. I loved it. I also had
the forty five for Vixen Edge of a Broken Art.
It folded out into a fucking poster that's stuck together
now somewhere. But uh.
Speaker 2: Ticke at second for that to last?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, my last. But when I was moving,
right before I was moving, I was still on rocking
one on one and every time David Lee Roth just
like Paradise came on, I'm moving to fucking Los Angeles.
I'm moving to La Sunset Strip, the fucking palm trees,
the beaches, not realizing about the homeless and all the
other ship about La. We're not going to get into
that because that's not what this show is about. And
I still love La, don't get me wrong. That's the
song that I always got excited about. And when his
love is so fucking good, it's so good, it's so good.
But just like her when the song came out, yes,
all right there, yeah, I was fifteen.
Speaker 2: I think you were. I think you were still in
the roller rink.
Speaker 1: I never really went to the roller rink.
Speaker 8: What's wrong with it?
Speaker 1: Tell you was so far away? I want a car,
so dumb, but it's God.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: So are you choosing? You're choosing?
Speaker 1: I I'm choosing, davidly Roth Broth. I'm sorry, it's just
such that song, just pour that oh, because I remember
seventy blow zero.
Speaker 2: Oh so far two songs in. I gotta say, I'm
a little surprised at the numbers. Not sharing the numbers, right,
I'm a little surprised.
Speaker 1: We've got a long way, We've got we've got eight
more to go, uh, Davily Roth the bottom Line versus
a f you naturally wired Bradley going with van.
Speaker 7: Halen on this one. Af you naturally wired? That one was,
you know, more of a banger for me. I love
that song, and Dave was just like.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 7: We started getting it further into skyscraper and there was
it seemed like there was a lot of filler.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it started going downhill real fast. So I mean
not that it was you know, bottom line was a
horrible song, but it was, Yeah, it just didn't flip
my trigger as much as A Fu did.
Speaker 1: Right right, So like Brad's going to take Van Halen
and I'm sure he keeps turning off a bit, and
so I'm gonna go next.
Speaker 2: All right, wait, I want to ask taking over your show?
Where are you going?
Speaker 1: So the first time I heard this song was yesterday,
and the thing that stuck out to me, yeah, the
big drums, you know, fucking it's going, it's going, it's going.
But VI's guitar solo thing in the beginning it was
too pretty for the song.
Speaker 2: Great way to say that I was too.
Speaker 1: Pretty for the song. It just I mean, once it
got into it, it was it was everything was fine.
But a if you'se a fucking great song, I'm going
Van Helen is the.
Speaker 2: Man healing all right?
Speaker 1: Ah, Dennis, all right, here we go where my lunch is?
Speaker 2: Skyscraper? Is he? Because you said that it was tight,
it was polished a little stiff, like you couldn't tap
your toe. You wouldn't want to do this here you're
steering wheel when you're going down the road. It felt engineered,
not rockish. Right on the A Fu swing to it
feels human. But I think Eddie was holding back. There
was restraints like I could be a badass, I could
put you in the dick choosing not to h So
you know, from this, you know one's built, one's played.
Now mind you, I'm also in a band at this time,
so you know, we're all like talking, we're all being
you know, like really bad asses thinking we know what
we know, didn't know shit. But if I look at
it from a cheese factor, no one's telling me to
believe in myself yet, right, I'm not wearing a denim jacket,
but you know, all that sort of stuff. So taking
out the bun Joey's factor, but from how I felt
that when I heard that song and being a want
to be musician, VI shows you everything he knows. Eddie
shows you what mattered. So for me, af you.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that's the one thing about Eddie's
playing that I think it's underappreciated is how much he
held back.
Speaker 7: Well, he was a big Laptin fan, so he was
come from that kind of school of you know, it's
not so much.
Speaker 8: What you do is what you don't do, or leave
all the pauses in there.
Speaker 1: Yep, you throw throw the fun ship in here and there.
And he would shred when he had to shred, but
when he didn't have to shred, he didn't shred. It
was taste, tasty and beautiful. Scottieh hold on, hold on,
I didn't. I didn't introduce you correctly, Ladies and gentlemen.
The Canadian beaver basher himself, Scotty Strickland.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, it's been tough up here with it being
so cold. The beavers are hiding away, so it's getting
a lot tougher. But we we we find our we
find our way when we can.
Speaker 2: I feel your fifty five here. I mean I had
to turn my furnace on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, what about I.
Speaker 4: Have I have a five foot snow drift on my balcony.
Speaker 2: Ha you said that I gotta have something this warm.
Speaker 4: I have a drink for me, guys, I have a
drink for me. I I'm surprised. I'm surprised.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: What's that? What's what's that? Dennis?
Speaker 2: I heart's gonna get down to fifty three. We got
to keep warm from the.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for that.
Speaker 2: Free.
Speaker 4: I don't know fahrenheit from Celsius, so it's like minus
twenty eight out here right now.
Speaker 1: That's fucking cold.
Speaker 8: Well it was twenty six here today, was it?
Speaker 7: Well for Celsius, Yeah, ah, I was, I was speaking.
Speaker 1: It was twenty sick off you hoser, Scotty, settled down,
all right, settled down sticks.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable, okay, okay, getting distracted okay. For me and I
I may sound weird in saying this, but it had
the closest to a classic van Halen sound to it,
like not vocals, but like instrument wise, like it had
almost like like even before nineteen eighty four. It had
a classic a little bit more of a a more
of a punch to it. For me and then I
just I had I'm more of an af you that one?
Was that one? I like to crank a lot.
Speaker 2: So are we doing a sweep on AFU? Looks like
we are.
Speaker 4: I think we are.
Speaker 2: All right. Wow, you guys gonna be surprised when you
see the score. Tight.
Speaker 1: Well, now, all right, so now we go Track number four,
the title track, Skyscraper versus a song that really makes
you want to drink down in Cabo, The Cobble Wabble
Doc the heab.
Speaker 2: Sky Scraper versus Finish what You started.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, no.
Speaker 2: Oh, so I got that right. Then I got then
what about I got my tracks wrong? I wrote down
the wrong order.
Speaker 1: Oh that's might change change your whole fucking story.
Speaker 8: Did Okay?
Speaker 2: So which we're doing it? I had Heena versus.
Speaker 4: No dimas black and blue?
Speaker 2: Okay. Then I screwed up. I screwed up from my
own library. I had that library downloaded. Okay, So Skyscraper
here we go. If I were to equate this song,
we have a casino here called Circus Circus, I would
equate it with the high wire act that nobody's watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they still have the coin op.
Speaker 2: That's that's one way too. That is one way to
look at at it. And uh, if we move over
to cabb party song, yeah, zero bullshit right, it's this
is a high wire act vibe versus tequila. So you
know what which ones I'm gonna go through? You know?
So I'm definitely going with But if you look going
back to the cheese factor, we love the cheese factor, right,
oh yeah, absolutely one wrong lyric and we're in Cinderella territory.
Speaker 1: Cinderella is not cheesy though, What the fuck is wrong
with you? It's a great fucking song. It's not like tough.
It's not like tough. It's fucking Cinderella.
Speaker 8: Okay, knock, I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, so dumb.
Speaker 2: I told you there's gonna be trash talk, all right.
Speaker 1: Right, I know that that's the beauty of Scotti.
Speaker 4: Denderella is incredible.
Speaker 1: Yes, they are.
Speaker 2: I think this stuck like this.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just gonna do this.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my answer.
Speaker 1: There you go down in Copo Bradley, take us down.
Speaker 7: I'm with the doc on this one, uh tequila party song.
I actually heard this song for the first time seeing
him live because I saw the concert before I bought
the album.
Speaker 8: So it was like, oh yeah, does that run it
for you?
Speaker 2: It's like that experience it's live.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was awesome and those guys were so awesome live.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so yeah, Sorry, which one of you guys
taking the the have to ask.
Speaker 4: You this one? Good day?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 8: Easy?
Speaker 4: Uh? My name is Tom Callahan from the Northern Prospector News.
We'd like to know what your choice is there for?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 4: For the track four?
Speaker 1: Uh the song that inspired but a Tequila and a
Franchise is far superior to a song that is the
name of the record. Ladies and gentlemen, let me take
you down, way on down to a place that I
have never been yet. Doc, you can take me there sometime.
I have to get a passport first. Down in Cabo
the cable wobble.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering, I isy, if you have a real ID,
because you look like a fake ID type of person.
Just I was saying about calling ice on you because
I don't. I'm just saying just because.
Speaker 1: I have a sweet rack means nothing.
Speaker 8: He's got boobs on it.
Speaker 2: Dude, They're supple and they are spectacular.
Speaker 8: I can't stop staring at your cleavage.
Speaker 1: All right, now another one that uh damn good versus
source of infection. I am gonna go first on this,
and I thought this would be a tough one, but
actually it wasn't. I've always loved this song. I've always
thought the other song was kind of weak and mah,
Daily roth damn good. I've always loved the song. It's
just it's just got a feel to it, and it
was on the radio sometimes that helps. But yeah, Daily
roth damn good.
Speaker 8: Bradley, all Right, Well, I'm gonna have to disagree with you.
On this one because I'm not. Damn Good just bored
the hell out of me.
Speaker 1: Really, wow was.
Speaker 8: That one there?
Speaker 7: Every time I heard that one, it was like, this
song just falls so met on me. Even though that
uh you know VI's I mean, his guitar work on.
Speaker 8: It was amazing.
Speaker 7: And but I mean, you know, as you said before,
to be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Speaker 8: I don't think he beat the man. So I'm going
with source of infection on this one.
Speaker 1: Oh, Scotty, go ahead.
Speaker 4: Uh, little little tidbit of information there. So source of
infection inspired by Eddie getting deng gay fever well in Australia.
Speaker 1: Scott Yeah, okay, we're going to go there.
Speaker 4: Lori, Uh you guys almost killed uh Eddie? Just kidding, Laurie, love.
Speaker 1: You fucking kill a Kala.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice. But Damn Good was the highest performing
song for dave Off. This album hit number two on
the Billboard chart for the US. Yeah, but I'm sorry
you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Say I was gonna say anything. I was just.
Speaker 4: For me. It just it just brings back tons of memories.
Damn Good just just hits my heart still, the good times.
I still to this day think like Dave was, uh
made it with uh Eddie in his mind.
Speaker 2: Oh. Interesting, he was living the part that rent free,
rent free in the morn.
Speaker 4: Well, the part when he says, you know, take a
look at this picture. I can't believe that was you.
You know, and who's that standing there in the corner
and that's me? All the crazy things we used to do.
Speaker 2: Dude, you analyze that like I do Iron Maiden lyrics. Man,
that's pretty.
Speaker 1: Wow, Jerry, that's great. First, I want to check out
my sweet some bitch glasses.
Speaker 2: They're awesome.
Speaker 1: I just wish I could see out of them. So dumb.
Speaker 2: Wait, they're they're they're just uh, they're not progressive.
Speaker 1: No, they're not. So somebody wants to take these in
and get them done up so I can read. That'd
be awesome. But Scotty, yes, I agree that I did not.
Now that you say that about the you think it's
about Eddie. That's an interesting fucking theory. That's I wonder
what the Wikipedia says about that. Of course it doesn't
say anything.
Speaker 2: Oh Dennis, Uh, I'm gonna go straight to just once
one on this. I'm not gonna give you like and right,
I'm just going to give you the left side I'm
from from a damn good perspective. I'm being being all
emotional right now. It was emotional, but it was an
earned song. I haven't told you this song yet. It
wasn't comfortable like the other song wise wasn't safe, right,
But this is where eighties rock collapsed into bon Jovi lyrics.
Bullshit right, and Dave got real without freaking lecturing me,
and that's what I like. So I'm going to the
left side with DLR.
Speaker 1: All right, all right? And as we mean that?
Speaker 4: Do you mean you weren't living in sin? Wasn't that? Like?
They're on the same time as the song that bon
Jovi album.
Speaker 1: Fucking great record. So as before, before we move on
to the next song, I'm going to hit the intermission
because I have to grab another.
Speaker 2: Beer and I would like another drink. There you am, I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna say, are you Peyton?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: Stranger things now that the chick there married bon Jovi's son, I've.
Speaker 2: Never seen stranger things. And I don't listen to bon Jovi.
Speaker 8: Nope, I I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't stand her. I couldn't stand her before she
married him. Now I just I just find her annoying.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I just I've never watched it.
Speaker 8: Nope, never watched one episode, not one episode.
Speaker 2: It's not my thing, dude.
Speaker 1: I've I lived the eighties. I don't need a TV
show with a bunch of kids that about what are
they like zombies or something? Are they killing zombies or
something like that? I know, I don't fucking know. I
don't know, Scotty, you know all about the ship? What
do they do on the show.
Speaker 4: It's it's definitely science fiction ish horror. You're all right?
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 1: Was it Star Wars? Then no, no, I don't want
to watch it. All right? Here we go, moving on
the side too of skyscraper, the hot dog and a
shake versus ladies and gentlemen. It feels so good, Van Halen,
Dennis go ahead again.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do the left side versus the right.
So I'm sorry, left side only on this conversation. So
if we look at we'll just say I'm not naming
the song, which probably guess what it is it is, Dave.
I guess that kind of gave it away. Shit, you
know what, I have a drink to that one. Goddamn it,
it's dumb. Dave cheeseball fucking lyrics, and who doesn't like
Dave When Dave's being full? Dave never go full. He
went full day on that on. It was sexual, it
was not inspirational, didn't make me feel good about myself,
made me laugh. Maybe I got some RoadHead right, So
what I liked about that is, uh, a sex choke
is still better than life advice, than anything you would
get from someone trying to make lyrics serious. And that's
that song made it fun. So I'll take dumb Dave
over sirious bon Jovie every day. Like a camera doing this.
Speaker 1: I don't know some of the bit. Where's the trdairs.
Speaker 2: Tours downstairs with Skyler my guy. My daughter came home.
She came home from as ghost, so she's downstairs and
I haven't seen her in the air, but turd and
hard and third pissed as he knows what I'm talking about.
Whenever Is he comes over, the dogs go batshit crazy
and he spoils the ship out of him. Yeah, my
dogs are assholes. And Is he is what you call
an enabler in any beer though you know what he does.
I'm gonna digress. He was like wherever I'm at on vacation.
When he all says for us, he'll send me a
picture of him, like with food on the counter and
the dogs like you see a big old bubble coming
out of Turn's mouth, you know, because she's a boxer.
She's got those gels and Harley's got that one fucked
up flip like that, and they're like good every day.
And all is he does is falk with them, and
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 8: He posts them on Facebook too.
Speaker 2: Of course, not on Facebook, so I don't see it
right right, because Facebook is the devil, the devil.
Speaker 1: It's a necessary devil for me. What can I say?
So you've got davely Roth and the hot dog and shake, uh, Scottie.
Speaker 2: M Camera died for me.
Speaker 4: It's like shy boys, little brother, hot dog inna shake,
just all of the guitar and the bass and just wah,
and even you know Dave getting there, getting his vocals
out in there too. It's just that's another one that
I don't mind. Tossing in the in the old vehicle
and franking tunes.
Speaker 2: Tossing nothing nothing bad about that.
Speaker 8: We don't talk about toss and stuff a dizzy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't say anything about any starfishes.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so Scotty give me the official vote. Hot dog
and shake, not like a good day Canadian bullshit, double.
Speaker 1: Down, hot dogging to shake.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm hungry for. Uh.
Speaker 2: Are shakespearean man? Fucking Shakespeare? Dude? Like my shirt? Maybe
saytant I wish I would have if I'd have had
more time, I would have had a shirt made up
for you.
Speaker 1: You had a week or you have longer.
Speaker 4: Just you.
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna be on this every year.
Speaker 2: But I didn't know what. I didn't know what the
comparisons was.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. All right, I'm gonna go next.
Speaker 8: Okay, is he what's your take on this whole situation here?
What's you going?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I am going to say it feels so good as
a fine song. It's it's a fine song. Don't hold on, doc,
don't don't get ahead of yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just I'm just doing it. It's all bullshit
what you're saying right now.
Speaker 1: It's just you're just waiting if I if I had
if I had Tyson on here, you know, to keep
do the math, you know, Asian and I would say
that if he was on here too, and he would
laugh at but did hot Dog and shake is fun.
I enjoy feels so good. We love comes around. I
feel good, so good, But I have to go hot
dog and shake. All right, all right, all right Packer fan.
Speaker 7: All right, Well, you know, my feelings on the whole
thing kind of resonate with everybody else here.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. A great game on Saturday,
by the way, that was beautiful.
Speaker 7: But well maybe from your point of view, but yeah, okay, hey, yeah,
the Bears fans are celebrating because they went one to
one versus the Packers for the first time in twenty years.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, whatever, that's.
Speaker 2: What it is.
Speaker 7: There's nothing that going to about it. But yeah, I
with me, definitely, I don't. I kind of felt like
Dennis felt like it was like, eh, it kind of
preaching a little bit, you know, life advice from Sammy
and everything like that, and Dave was just being stupid Dave.
And you know what, I really get a kick out
of when Dave is kind of silly. So I mean
the hot dog in the shake, definitely, That's where I'm going.
Speaker 1: All right, So now we move on to track number
seven David Lee Rothhena Versus and I'm gonna go first
on this the song that is about having balls, bluer
than Scottie shirt and Dennis's shirt combined. It's fun. It's
got a cool, little clean riff. It's not a fucking ripper,
but it's fun and it grooves and it's finished what
you started. I have to go Van Halen on the
list on this one. I mean, I hit is a hit,
is a hit is a hit, and it's a great
fun song. And that is why I'm where I am going. Dennis,
I want to know what you think.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait that video?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, video it's gold, Jerry, it's gold.
Speaker 2: Cold, it's gold. All right. So I want to make
sure I got this is his voting, right, Okay, all right,
all right.
Speaker 1: Give me a hell yeah, hell yeah?
Speaker 2: So he no, you know.
Speaker 4: It's enough to stand up, stand up.
Speaker 2: I got the wrong one, got the wrong one. Sorry,
I bet, I'm I'm on my wrong notes.
Speaker 1: Here does it stand up? Did I say hena?
Speaker 2: You said hena? That's why.
Speaker 1: It is stand up. I'm sorry, it is stand.
Speaker 2: Up and I just had to change my notes.
Speaker 1: I apologize, but I will say this stand up is
a fun song. But dad, fucking finish what you started.
That that's the bottom line, Dennis.
Speaker 2: Well, if that's what we're doing, then I'm gonna do
the same thing as he just said, even though I
gave him a bunch of ship because when you said that,
because I got my table writer, I got my Excel spreadsheet, right,
So I'm kind of like, like, oh, did I miss
the track? Like I've already screwed up sort of things?
Really said, Yeah, I went to uh iTunes, grabbed it down.
I'm doing the track by track they put it in there,
and is he screwed up? Like, oh, ship, maybe I
fucked it up.
Speaker 1: I apologize, and I'm not even drunk.
Speaker 2: I got a righteous buzz going right.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you've been ducking hammering shots like I used
to do.
Speaker 8: I had the afternoon very just our historic.
Speaker 2: I have feelings. Feelings. Shut up back there. Whoever said that?
All right, because it's that it's finished what you started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dennis, we are going to go next to uh,
We're going up to the Great White Northey. Scottie, Well,
you can talk. Well, I'm feeling I should catch up.
I need to do a shot.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm mountain.
Speaker 8: I'm mounting you guys, get this heros mer Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Rob Johanna. It's just hit the dollar left.
Speaker 8: God bless you, my Jewish friend. True gality is something
I admire.
Speaker 2: And then I make that with my buddy's homemade kolo
with Everclear, and uh it's amazing. So uh, I'm doing
this because I gotta work.
Speaker 8: He's gonna work to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, I do not have to work tomorrow.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna sleep in until I can't sleep in anymore.
Speaker 2: I asked my daughter to bring me out a beer,
and I thought we go gambling tonight, but.
Speaker 1: Shout, I have to work every day. And I'm going
to say this as Pat Fontaine, so I don't get
in trouble for saying it. But you have to work.
You fucking hunt your sister sus a cock? All right,
Very well, that was a Pat Fontaine moment. So Dennis,
you went with.
Speaker 4: Van Halen Scottie, Uh, just because it's the best video
on the album. Finish what you started, brobably.
Speaker 1: Cheers.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't want to break the trend here.
Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself, fuck yourselves, fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: A Hall of Famer Fontaine. That was a shot of
Brandy by the way. Whoa.
Speaker 2: Then Tom and Jerry kicked my ass. Thank you for
recommending those is rain, aren't they? You should get sponsorship
from the Brandy and from the RAM and from the call.
Speaker 1: I will, Dennis, I will say this before we move on.
I did have one at your place. You have the
dark rum. It fucks with the flavor too much. Racist
Jesus Christ. It doesn't smell.
Speaker 4: If if there's a way, can you find a way
to make it cheaper up here in Canada? There, Dennis,
I can only find it through Amazon, and it's like
fifty bucks up here.
Speaker 2: Bargain order everything to Amazon, goddamn it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, or maybe you have to go through
the US site. Maybe That's what I'll have to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, now we got he.
Speaker 2: Know wait wait wait wait, I'm sorry. I got the
official vote from Brad.
Speaker 8: The official volte was finished. What you started. I wasn't
bucking the trend on that one.
Speaker 2: Oh cheer, God, guys, it's we're right here right now.
This is fun and it's heavy. It's heavy, it's heavy.
Speaker 1: Uh now we got now, we got HEREA versus do
it to a black game Blue Scotty?
Speaker 4: Oh is that me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's uh, gotta do the B and B. Black and
Blue a band that I've been listening to a lot more.
Speaker 1: Now, uh, before we before we move on, is if
any of you checked out the uh uh the Fayre
Saint James EP they just came out.
Speaker 4: No, not yet?
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's out.
Speaker 8: No, because if it sounds like Cinderella, Deennis isn't going
to listen to it.
Speaker 1: So something tells me it sounds like Black and Blue.
Oh where is that?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Because of the yours is? I didn't really listen to
Black and Blue before, but because of the cruse, I
have been and I've just been like in the new
stuff they put out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the new stuff is great. I have not checked
out the EP yet with Tommy Thayer, but I'm excited. Dennis.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait? So do we get Scuty's.
Speaker 1: Sunny with black and Blue?
Speaker 4: Black and blue?
Speaker 1: Black and blue? And after you're done doing math.
Speaker 2: I'm taking foracious notes so to revolts. This is where
you guys are full of shit?
Speaker 1: What do you got there? Doc?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: Tina Exotic moody restrain more atmosphere than hook. Lyrics are abstract.
Their impressionistic is like who the fuck am I listening to?
But why I work? Dave voids spelling anything or finishing
a word right the boy boy? I mean that's a
total nothing preaching, nothing inspirational. Uh It, Lets music carry
the emotion versus the emotion, because I like the music
more than I like the lyrics. But the cheese factor,
it's flurry, but it stays classy. Pinky's out, bitches, Pinky's out.
M hm. So let's do the bon Jovi Cinderella test.
If bon Jovi wrote this, did explain the metaphor in
the chorus, And if Cinderella wrote this, it'd be about
heartbreak on the streets. So Dave survives this song by
not explaining himself, and that's smart because music doesn't have
to be intelligent, it has to be fun. So Tina, Wow,
I did my homework.
Speaker 1: I think I just crapped myself here right straight, Brad,
what do you got?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: Well, I thought Heina was a bit exotic, yes, especially
for my days.
Speaker 8: I thought, Vagina whatever.
Speaker 2: But I'm.
Speaker 1: Behind and whatever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I kind of felt like it was more of
a throwaway song and songs about sex, was you know
better for me?
Speaker 8: So I'm going Black and Blue?
Speaker 2: Ye whoa can I quote you on that seat again?
Speaker 8: Songs about sex that it felt like it was it
was so it was a way so a throwaway song that.
Speaker 2: Is like five bon Jovi albums right well.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah about this bond joby.
Speaker 8: Then listen to Heina.
Speaker 1: So uh okay, so for me, uh, my first big
boy guitar, and I wish I still fucking had it
was a purple music man van Halen, and I wish
I still had it because that guitar is worth a
fucked ton of money.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I fucked up on that one. Still to
too Minnesota. Uh sixteen twenty four, I left in the
third um fuck the fucking Predators. And one of the
first riffs I learned when I got that guitar was
black and Blue. D and it just that song grooves.
Heina did nothing for me, Dude, black and Blue, It's
got a groove to it. Boom boom boom boom booling.
Speaker 4: That's I'm waiting for him to go up against the
microphone and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's high praise coming from a former stripper. I'm
going to go with. I'm going with Van Hallen. You
can't funk around with Black and Blue. It's a great song,
a song.
Speaker 2: The song is fine, but it's flirting with the lyric.
You'd see airbrush on a T shirt. Sorry, dropped the bomb.
And is he doing this? That already made me just
want to wash my hands.
Speaker 8: But yeah, he was already. He was touching himself under
the desk. He was, he was.
Speaker 2: I heard a knock knock, knock, knock knock.
Speaker 1: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, breaking news. And I didn't talk
about this earlier. I just got a hundred dollars tip
from somebody that's may or may not be Jewish.
Speaker 2: Who the hell would do that, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, but thank you whoever did that. Uh, now we
are moving, So do we all go? I think we
all went? Dennis, did you go?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I went? I went, and I went to the
left and I gave you really sarcastic.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's yeah, because you love a bad name.
It's a great fucking song, by the way. Uh, perfect timing.
David Lee Roth versus all dressed up in a three
piece suit because he's a fucking sucker in a three
piece suit, Dennis, why don't you start us off?
Speaker 2: I don't wanna because everything about the none of these
were like what, Brad was the word you said? Yeah,
it was kind of a throwaway, I mean, perfect timing, glossy, right.
Dave just Dave was Dave and by He kept it interesting,
but he could not save the song. And that's kind
of what bothered me. When I look at on the
VH side, it was darker, cynical, But to me, this
was an Alex song. Alex capped the tempo there, so
if I look at it wasn't Neither song was catchy
to me. And honestly, uh, what's that that movie about
that guy who does the Beatles thing where he the
whole world loses their memory. It's like that the lady
from Saturday Night Live. It's just, uh, I don't want
to listen to it again. I don't care enough to
listen to either one of those again. So that's that's
where I looked at this. Even Bonjo w we go
damn and Cinderella said, I can't even turn this into
a fucking power ballad because it's shit. But if I
had to do it, if I wanted to be inspired,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 8: Go DLR wow.
Speaker 1: Ufta. Now Scotti, the look on your face says you
may disagree, and let them tell me about that.
Speaker 4: Uh, this is gonna sound crazy, but this is the
one that I had the hardest time really deciding between. Yeah,
because the like perfect timing. This goes back because I
had I had the cassette more longer than I I've
had this seat or longer than I had the CD,
so like perfect timing. It just had that.
Speaker 9: Perfect, perfect, perfect time me and Steve and all that
going and uh but in the end, I was a sucker,
a sucker and a three piece.
Speaker 4: I ended up going with soccer and a three piece.
Speaker 2: Scotty, was you doing this? That had Larry the leisure suit? Guys, Larry,
That's that's it. That just made me think of that.
I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Anybody out there is young enough to not remember video games.
Speaker 4: It is it because I'm more in the Altbundy football.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the password? Do you remember the password? No?
I don't. Al sent me that's how you get into
the brothel Alsa.
Speaker 1: That's right, dude. I never got to the end of that.
Speaker 2: Game, dude. Eight or eight big games were the best dude.
Speaker 1: There was a there was a There was a police
one too, where you were like a murder detective and
I can't remember the name of it, but it was
so fun. It was because it was before the internet.
It was just on your computer. You just put it in.
You got you fucking hooked, Brad. What do you think? Well,
I were ruled by the way. Yeah. The object of
the game was to get.
Speaker 7: Laid, yes, and what are we trying to do on
a daily basis?
Speaker 1: Get laid?
Speaker 8: Thank you? All right?
Speaker 7: So in my case, I thought both of these songs
were kind of filler.
Speaker 8: I was, you know again, like everybody else was kind
of like, eh, which one do I go with?
Speaker 7: Because i mean, you know, perfect, I mean had you know,
it was kind of catchy here and there. But I'm sorry,
I was too a sucker in a three piece. So
I'm going to be in haling on this one.
Speaker 1: I think we all agree on that. Other than Dennis,
I feel judge. Well you're always judged, ladies and gentlemen.
Moving on, This is the last song. Daveie Roth two
Fools a Minute versus Van Halen CD and streaming services Only.
I did not realize Ladies and gentlemen, Right now we're
finding out shit that I did not know until right now.
I did not know that, and then I'm gonna keep
that out of my back pocket for a future episode
of Under the Covers. The A Political Blues A A
Political Blues is a little feet cover. Yep, I did
not know that. That is weird and wild stuff.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 4: Another little bit cool bit of information on the original
cassette and album.
Speaker 1: Kay, where's my dog? I'm Skyler. I want my dog.
I don't want you. I want my sweet girl.
Speaker 2: She's taking the liquor doe. She dad, don't take that upstairs,
but she just brought.
Speaker 1: Me nice, very kind of you, Skyler. Good to see you.
Are you taking all the booze away? Come on, no, dumb,
I don't know that child.
Speaker 2: There was a hole in the bottle.
Speaker 1: Scottie, as you were saying. So, I'm so crudely interrupted
by a girl not bringing my upstairs.
Speaker 4: On the first issues of the cassette and the album
of You eight one two A A A Political Blues
was not on it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 8: Hold on, nope, it's not on the cassette. It's only
on the CD.
Speaker 4: YEP. I found that quite odd. And then on the
re issue that they did they put this was that
they put it or they didn't put it on the reissue,
but they put it on as part of a rarities
package or something.
Speaker 8: Now, whoa, I.
Speaker 2: Have been so destroyed by iTunes. I don't even know
what was originally on whatever. It's just the songs they
could put in the playlist. And I well, I.
Speaker 7: Used to be such a kiss hard that I used
to be able to tell you what album came out,
what year, what track was number on each album, what side,
all the rest of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Now, No, dude, once a kiss TRD, always a kiss tard,
You're still a kiss card tard.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid to tell Dennis that I like White Snake
because he'll probably go off with that.
Speaker 2: No Lovenake, Oh my gosh. When Bye was over there
May Tommy and I saw. I saw the announcement, uh
you know, when he announced he was retiring a couple
of weeks ago, and like Coverdales, like he looked like
someone's aunt, Karen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I didn't even know it him.
Speaker 2: You're watching YouTube because it just cant like ninety minutes
prior it was on rock feed like plait wait what
and then I clicked over. Really career, brilliant career, thank
you for your heart.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 1: Why is it, gentleman, Steve been confirmed that a political
blues is not on the viye.
Speaker 8: Wow, not on vinyl, not like I said it.
Speaker 1: I did not know that did c D is streaming only? Anyways?
Where do we leave off? Scotty?
Speaker 2: Wait, Scotty. Scotty went first, but he hasn't. Have you said?
If you did, I did knock it down.
Speaker 4: No, no, I have not. Just because it's a fun
and goofy song. I love two fools, two fools a minute.
That and the way that Billy and and uh Steve
just riff. They just go off and Dave lets him go.
Speaker 1: Dave lets him go. Hey man, Dave's not here, Dave's back.
Speaker 4: There, Dave's not here, man. I got I got Eddie
back there, but.
Speaker 1: I got Eddie beck there, doo and Michael Bradley.
Speaker 8: Well, I'll make it very clear.
Speaker 7: Number one, I was never a big little Feet fan.
And number two, I absolutely hated this cover.
Speaker 8: It was I thought it was horrible and it was
worse than filler. So I am going with two fools.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like the heab might agree
with you.
Speaker 8: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's my rant. Permission to rant always granted.
So dr right. It's bloozy swagger with a glossy coke
days leaning in with Bravado. I mean he's not a
good singer, but his ad tude what I mean by Bravado,
it just crushes by was gritty and very precise. Like
what was that like? You know when when I was
trying to play guitar back end, how how amazing it was?
Why I worked? Dave sounded confident. The lyrics aren't preachy,
they're cocky, and there's a fucking difference with that, right,
And what who doesn't love a song like going back
to Sammy with you know, with the whole cabo wambo thing. Uh,
there's humor baked in. But if you go if you
go to the Cheese Factor and bon Jovi wrote this,
it have a chorus about being misunderstood. If Cinderella wrote this,
it'd show a blues with a fake tough guy solo. Yes,
I said that good to a political bar band, right,
unpolished on purpose? Not their lyrics. Uh doesn't work. I
don't think it does. It's not deep. Uh. It sounds
like they're just blowing off steam and being a filler.
If I can quote Brad the cheese factor, bon Jovi
would have cleaned this up if he would have done
that shitty remake. And I can't see anything more offensive
except Cinderella would turn it into a slow grind. There
you go?
Speaker 1: So you how can you not like this bluesy rock
and roll? Dude, it's fucking great.
Speaker 2: There's no statean in it. There's no statean in it.
There you go? So the heave going to the left side.
Speaker 1: That leaves me.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, who hasn't asked? Who hasn't interviewed?
Is he yet? Gotti?
Speaker 8: We all have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we all have, but it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't It wasn't interviewed Issy with an accent? Uh, Brad, but.
Speaker 8: I haven't interviewed him with an accent yet? Which accent?
Speaker 2: Will we like Christopher walking?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: What not?
Speaker 4: Is he?
Speaker 8: Maybe? Could you tell us if you would, uh grace
us with your opinion on this whole thing?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 8: Maybe you could tell us what you think about these
two songs.
Speaker 1: It's better than Marx. It's better than Marx's.
Speaker 8: The best I could do.
Speaker 1: Uh, but it's not saying much. This is tough. Two
fools a minute is fun, a political blues, it's a cover.
It's fine. It is what it is. You know, a
special only from the cassette. Oh it was was absent
from the set and vinyl, all these CD and streaming.
I have to go DLR on this one.
Speaker 2: Boom. Oh my gosh, guys, do you know how many
of these were so one sided?
Speaker 1: Many? Yeah, So what's gonna happen right now is you
guys are going to talk amongst yourselves while Dennis is
doing math, which won't take it long because he's Jewish.
Speaker 8: I was told there'd be no math involved.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to worry about it. Dennis is vault.
He's good. He's good. He's good. He's almost at the
Asian level. He's good. I'm gonna go throw a wiz.
I am gonna throw a whiz. So I am going
to do something unheard of, ladies and gentlemen, which I
have not done. I have not done this in many,
many years. When I had Alex Kana on the show,
we did it live and got shit housed and I
had to piss so bad that I went to piss,
and I let Alex have an open mic live while
I was pissing, instead of just playing commercials or a song,
because that would have been smart. But I was drunk
so it didn't matter. So I'm gonna do something on her.
I'm gonna do something unheard of, Ladies and gentlemen, on
another reform podcast. I'm gonna turn over the microphone to
a hoser to a Jewish friend knows I didn't say
to a Jew, and to to a hoser to a
Jew and to a packer fan while I go piss
and when I come back, Dennis, Ladies and gentlemen, the heab,
the man, the myth, the man who can do math.
It's not Brad, because Brad plays bass could figure out
how to run the lights is going to do I
will be right back. Ladies and gentlemen. You guys talk
amongst yourselves.
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna say you haven't done it
for a while. Is wash your hands after you piss?
Speaker 1: Know why I don't get sick, Scottie, because I don't
wash my hands.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 7: He licks his fingers after he peas, Oh hey, come on,
he touches himself that he licks his fingers come on, all.
Speaker 4: Right, but you don't know what it's like for me
to not even bring up the Diehard is a Christmas
movie thing with him right now?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's a Christmas moray.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even James Cameron said it. You can't fight James Cameron.
Speaker 8: Dope, Well you can, but you'd lose.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he's got a lot of lawyers behind him. Yeah,
die Hard is not Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, you guys want my comparisons while
he's paying yeah, bugging his score. We'll get into the
hate mongering that I did hate.
Speaker 8: I love hate.
Speaker 2: So I'm very what I wrote down a word anti
pack medic at.
Speaker 8: He's very handshi pagmatic.
Speaker 2: Yes, anti pack medic I don't have anything for Canada
other than I want to grab a six pack and
go and bait the country this weekend and take it
over and.
Speaker 4: Plant my p uh. You'll stop at the border because
it'll be too cold.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, before I give the score, Hold on.
Speaker 1: You can't you can't give this. You can't give I
thought we were on.
Speaker 2: I thought we were on. I came up with some
good soloquealers.
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. Just
give me one second.
Speaker 8: Drum roll, I'll let Brad say that.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I had to pull up no.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: My word that I came up with.
Speaker 8: What was that one again?
Speaker 2: Anti pack medic?
Speaker 8: Yeah, anti pack medic. Yeah, see that would be mister.
Is anybody who's a Vikings fan is anti pack medic?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? You people?
Speaker 8: You people? You you Southern hosers?
Speaker 1: You there you go, mother fucking shit. All right, all right,
now we've had this fun conversation that I did not
hear because I was throwing a whizday. Dennis is going
to give us a rundown of the uh what are
the don't give the results away, but no, kind of
give us a rundown because you're analytical.
Speaker 2: So my analytical leaves into anecdotes, and my anecdotes are
purely based upon hatred. So with that being said, pretty.
Speaker 1: Much everything you do is based upon hatred. Dennis.
Speaker 2: You're just saying that we love you, all right, all right,
So the general cheese factor between the two alms, because
it is nineteen eighty eight. Now I've got a couple
of these bullets, guys, I practiced going through this ship
and then the song order got off, so it threw
its skew. There's a little bit of a skew there.
But if you go through some of these songs, there
were some of the songs that I started looking for
the skip button, and I think that's because I was
going off what was on iTunes, right, So if I
look at this, you know there's some songs they get
in your head and they start charging rent and did
they deserve that? But if I do the bon Jovi comparisons,
if bon Jovi wrote some of these songs, the chorus
would explain the vice versa, which is the verse see
what I did there twice because the lyrics are pathetic.
The lyrics, some of the lyrics sound like they were
designed to survive karaoke.
Speaker 1: I've just hold on, hold on, I've just decided. I've
just decided. And this is going to happen next year
on this show, on the Fucking Drunken Summit Listener Show,
we are going to do bon Jovi versus Cinderella, and
I cannot wait.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh wow to do that.
Speaker 2: Like four hours ago, you said no, you'll turn into
a hate bet.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, We're going to next year we are
going to do it and with the records that match up.
And I cannot wait because you know why, Dennis, why
are you going to have a pick to You're gonna
have to pick a winner.
Speaker 8: Oh Ship, please bring me on, bring me on for
that one, please that one.
Speaker 1: We're the family. Now.
Speaker 4: Sorry, let's go ahead, because before before you hear Dennis,
would it be would it be Van Jovi or bond Halen?
How would you break it down?
Speaker 8: Well, Scottie, that's a kick in the jones.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, oh wow, that is awesome. Wow, oh wow.
Everything you just said right now is one one like
acoustic note away from being steel Horse. Uh yeah yeah.
Bon Jovi to me is just nothing more than surviving karaoke.
But if bon Jovi were listening, if John bon Jeovie
were listening to this or the band, they would be
clapping along because that's what they do. That's that's like
the level of lyrics. But if I look at a
Cinderella comparison, bluesy cosplay right, and I would say that
if this were on the Cinderella side, they would be
wearing a bandana.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this, Dennis. Yes day, for instance, yes,
please day. For instance, I had a member of each
band on mm hmm during this, Oh, would you be
as brutal? Fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah I would. Oh my god, please make it happen
what I've tried to do to Eric. You saw me
doing with Eric one time. I was like, oh my god.
Then he just because I'm relentless. I'm relentless. Hey, as
long as the check's clear, that's the most important thing.
Speaker 1: There's no check here.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no for for them like they made money,
it wasn't sequence is what killed my music? Right where
you look at Dave, you know he flirts with cheese
ball type lyrics bon Jovi proposes, right, it's like, fuck,
that's like really pathetic. Van Halen walks up to the
line and backs off. Where bon Jovi built a condo there?
Speaker 1: Did you just say something you want to line?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 2: And I'll take dumb Dave over bon Jovi anytime. And
you know van Halen always has funds. Bon Jovi sounds
like they want your approval. So that's my that's my
two cents here. Drink drinks for all of these one
liners that I had. But I got to tell you, guys,
I am shocked by the results.
Speaker 1: And don't don't show, don't show, don't show them.
Speaker 2: You can't see them.
Speaker 1: Still, I'm going to hit right now. I'm going to
put this up so I know where we are in
the show.
Speaker 2: Get them up.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit the drum all right now, and
you have the results. You have the results, Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and Gentlemen survey says.
Speaker 2: With details on here it was even for even with
clean sweeps where it was for nothing. It was kind
of even for one outlier and then three on the
other side, there were two songs that push the envelope.
The final score eighteen twenty two twenty two goes to vh.
I was shocked by that because in any other world,
if it would have been from the natural from when
we were kids versus what was up in iTunes because
I got thrown off right. I was hating on stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah sometimes sometimes song where they are.
Speaker 2: How many years is how many years have we done
this where you had to call one year you had
to call in a third third party, or two years
you had to call it.
Speaker 1: That was stony. We had to pull in fucking stony.
For the Van Hale, it was Van Halen versus van Halen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know what are you doing? It was even,
it was, it was, but it was strong song by
song but when you add them up, when you look
at at at how it works out. But if we
would have done song four versus song five, it would
have been a sweep this song or track by track. Dude,
I didn't see it coming. Didn't see it coming because
it's pretty even pretty even. There was no nah, there
was no two to two. It was one to three,
three to one or zero zero four.
Speaker 1: It was fun. It was fun. Thank you guys, Dennis
for the tip, Scotty for being just a tip, Bradford
fucking supporting the some bitch. Somebody's got to support the
some bitch.
Speaker 7: Oh you brought a box upon my house.
Speaker 1: I know, but we have Scotty. You have a sum
bitch in your house, right? Did you print him out
and put him up?
Speaker 4: I haven't been able to get an eight by ten
glossy yet.
Speaker 1: You should because you can just go to a CVS
and you put them right over your fucking left shoulder
there right underneath. Who is that.
Speaker 4: There? Yeah, that's Gord Downe of the Tragically Hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some bitch is cooler, Dennis, will I will get
you a some bitch next time I come to uh,
come to your beautiful establishment. No, no, I'm not because
I'm going to work.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thursday and the Vikings game is on and I
have to cook because Brad and Lisa are coming to town.
Speaker 8: You guys coming on with us, Mark and Lisa.
Speaker 1: Mark and Lisa. Did I say oh Mark?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hi Mark? Anyway, they land about five point thirty. They
won't be to my place until about seven.
Speaker 2: Day drinking at eleven am.
Speaker 1: It's all I hurt is he's working because I don't
get days off. I work seven days a week. But
that's a possibility. So they are coming here and we're
going to eat dinner at about seven o'clock because I'm
cooking for them like a good host.
Speaker 8: And like somebody who really knows how to cook.
Speaker 1: Yeah I do, he does.
Speaker 2: Oh he does? Yeah? For permission to speak out at
turn whenever is he watches the dogs. We come home
and he cooks for it. I mean it's in like
a crock pot and ship. It's amazing. It's this badass
and Angie when we're in the uber coming home, because
he's already taken off and the dogs are we come in.
He's like, you're coming to that awesome food that smell,
and she goes, oh and now now it's expected, is
he it's expected? Now?
Speaker 7: I know he's He's done that for us a couple
of times when we've been up there, and it's like,
my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not like eating gas station sushi by any means.
Speaker 1: I mean, he is pasta joke. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: He came over for my birthday in October. You know
what he did. He took over my grill of the
tiki hut because apparently I make shit dry fat fat
Scot fat scot. My neighbor Brian. Everybody's going like, is
he can you cook?
Speaker 1: Well, in their defense, they were.
Speaker 2: Hammered, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well all right, well that that look it is
what it is. Scottie. Thank you, I love you. Thank
you for being part of the Patreon family, part of
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com Realizy Presley. Dennis, go fuck yourself. You're not part
of the Patreon family where you get four to five
shows a week when I'm in a good mood or
able to plus the shows that I do for everybody else.
But you know, it is what it is. It's only
five dollars a month. I mean it is. What can
I say? Uh, support the show. It's Patreon dot com
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Hit me up through the website. We'll get a fucking
taken care of and I am going to hit the
outro music right now, ladies and gentlemen, and then when
I'm done with that, the show will be over. And
Dennis text me, when you get to Rera, wanna go,
I'll go.
Speaker 2: I can grab bug you want. I mean, sorry, guys, bugs,
my daughter bug I can meet you.
Speaker 1: I'll meet you. I'll meet you at Rera. I'll meet you.
Speaker 2: But nobody hang up here because I got some other
one liners.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be That's all right, that's fine,
So I'm glad to uh, I'm going to thank thank
you guys. It is seven thirty nine pm, dude, we
did this an under two hours, so hell yeah, fuck yeah,
I appreciate that. I'm gonna hit the outro music right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Dennis Waldrad, Brad Foss, Scottie Strickland.
Speaker 2: We love you.
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be here next year. I'll be a fucking Hall of Famer.
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Speaker 2: I'll know I'm there, I'll be there, I.
Speaker 1: Know you will. I know you will. And we'll see
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