1 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:06,839 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,919 Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,240 is to interview everyone in the afterlife. And I'm joined 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,079 by my co host, the younger brother Satan Clayton. 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 3: Hey, it's it's me. 6 00:00:18,839 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: Got a lot of pepper in your step today, Chris. 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I was just really excited. Clayton surprised me. 8 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:30,160 We're doing a little team building exercise, a little on yep, 9 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,520 a little company retreat, a little. 10 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: Outing, a little taking Chris for a walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,200 you're literally you just you jumped up and clicked your 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,520 heels twice. Just yeah, try to do it three times. 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,119 Try to do it three times, four times, four times. 14 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:44,960 Go ahead, jump up, click your heels. Oh I fell down. 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,840 Oh we can't keep it down. Well it's okay. Yeah, 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,759 we're gonna have a great time. 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,399 Speaker 2: We don't get to do this very often. It just 18 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:52,119 means a lot to me that you took the time 19 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:53,799 and plan something special for us. 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,719 Speaker 4: Yep. Great. 21 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 2: You've been really ambiguous about what this is. Can you say, yeah. 22 00:00:59,479 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you have your destination or here My hellphone's telling me, yeah, 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,400 this is the building, So we're going here. We're doing 24 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,200 an escape room. Yeah, just for you and me, Chris, 25 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:11,920 just you and me. This is awesome. I'm so glad 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,480 you're happy. 27 00:01:12,519 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 2: All right? Is the first step to figure out how 28 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:15,319 to ope? 29 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 4: No, it's just unlocked. Okay. 30 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,400 Speaker 3: In the email, it says you and your guests step in. 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: Door will close behind you and let the games begin. 32 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:28,239 Ha ha, that's funny. Sounds fun sounds romantic. Anyways, let's 33 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:32,799 go to this room. All right. It's dark? Wow, no lights? 34 00:01:32,799 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 4: Cool? 35 00:01:33,599 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: Hello? Smells bat Hello? 36 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 2: They probably have like a smell vision game, smell vision. 37 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, something going on here? 38 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,239 Speaker 1: Can you feel around for like, is there like a 39 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,200 light switch or anything like that? There's something soft on 40 00:01:47,239 --> 00:01:53,280 the ground that's gross. Okay, uh hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah? 41 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,760 I want okay, yeah, no, I'm here for my seven 42 00:01:56,799 --> 00:02:00,319 pm reservation. Hello, I know I want to play. Okay, 43 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:02,760 yeah no, that's what I paid for. I'm here. How 44 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,280 do we do this? 45 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 4: Cyon? 46 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: Yep? 47 00:02:05,799 --> 00:02:06,439 Speaker 4: Through your heart? 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: Okay, Well the only way out of here is through 49 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,360 my heart. 50 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 4: You sixty minutes? 51 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:15,039 Speaker 1: Okay? Oh all right? Oh the lights are on. Wow? 52 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,439 Oh wow. This is a dirty very dirty. This is 53 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:18,479 a bathroom. What is this? 54 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 4: Wait before you begin rules? 55 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 5: Oh? 56 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: Okay, okay. 57 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 3: I mean it's not a very big room, so that 58 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:27,319 shouldn't be hard. But okay, no climbing, okay, all right. 59 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:32,319 Speaker 1: Cool and murder oh okay, that's fun, that's cool, all right, 60 00:02:32,479 --> 00:02:36,199 like that? Okay, okay, all right, yeah I like this. 61 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:37,439 Speaker 4: Don't forget the rules. 62 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,319 Speaker 2: Don't forget the rules. 63 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no running, no climbing, murders sometimes, okay, don't 64 00:02:42,599 --> 00:02:43,479 forget the rules. Okay. 65 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 2: And if we need like a hint or something, you're 66 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,919 just like listeners. There's this little like puppet creature. 67 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: He's got cute, little rosy cheeks with little twirls on them. 68 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not cute. Okay, he's not cute. He's not cute. 69 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: Sorry. Also, I mentioned this in my reservation note section, 70 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,240 but I was going to be recording. Is that a okay? 71 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,120 If then I'm recording a podcast while I'm here doing 72 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:02,800 the escape room. 73 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 4: I understand you're here on the date. I'm not here 74 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,319 to judge. 75 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,599 Speaker 2: Well it's not a date. Yeah, it's not a date. 76 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: No funny, it says right here. Okay, Well it was 77 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,919 a date, but my plus one had to back out. 78 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,879 Speaker 3: There was a scheduling. 79 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: Collette, Okay, I didn't want to tell you this, Chris, 80 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,280 because I knew that you would be overreacting like you 81 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:23,960 are now. It was going to be a date, but 82 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,159 my date was busy tonight, she had work, so I 83 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,280 just brought this guy. Is that cool? 84 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 3: No, it's not. 85 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: Okay, he's my coworker, co workers. 86 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 3: He's filling in. 87 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:34,599 Speaker 2: So this was a date. 88 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: Wow, this was a date. Yeah, it was me and 89 00:03:37,319 --> 00:03:39,919 we're not that big, so yeah, Chris, it's okay, Like 90 00:03:40,039 --> 00:03:42,520 all right, I just thought, no, man, I'm glad we're 91 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,120 doing it. 92 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 2: It's just I thought it would be more fun if 93 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,039 it was just the two. 94 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:48,159 Speaker 1: It was gonna be just the two of us, as in, 95 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:50,639 like me and my girlfriend, but she had to back out. 96 00:03:50,639 --> 00:03:52,840 You had work thing come up, and then like we 97 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,199 were past the twenty four hour reservation return period, so 98 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,840 I was gonna lose all that money. So I just 99 00:03:57,879 --> 00:03:59,840 figured I just have you come along. I didn't realize 100 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,000 that to tell you where you'd find out wow. 101 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 4: Wa yeah yeah, and your one is not here. 102 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 3: No, this is Chris. He's a fill in. 103 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: Okay anyway, okay, okay, don't. 104 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:13,919 Speaker 3: Work on it. 105 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 2: So you're this talking little puppet thing. 106 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we refer to you as you can. 107 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:26,639 Speaker 2: Both of jicksaw. Okay, okay, that's cute jicksaw. Yeah, cute, 108 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,639 little puppet guy. Cute you're a puppet. 109 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,199 Speaker 1: I mean you're on a tiny tricycle that is objectively 110 00:04:31,319 --> 00:04:34,680 very cute. Yeah, no, I'm all right, okay, I mean, 111 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,399 if you say so. But you got a cute little 112 00:04:36,439 --> 00:04:38,319 wig on you got cute little suit on it. I'm 113 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,319 sorry to describe you as cute, but everything about you 114 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,519 is technically cute. 115 00:04:41,639 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 2: If you're trying not to look cute, you failed miserably. 116 00:04:44,519 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, I struck the heart. 117 00:04:47,639 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know what kind of men are afraid 118 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,199 of you, but I mean look at you, and you 119 00:04:51,319 --> 00:04:53,360 got these big old hands in your little red boats. 120 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:56,639 Speaker 2: Some people are afraid of like little things. Yeah, but 121 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:57,639 I don't think that has. 122 00:04:57,519 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 5: To do with you. 123 00:04:57,959 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: Your paper mache face have something to be desired. It's 124 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,120 rookie at best, but it's still kind of cute. Yeah. Anyway, 125 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,160 all right, we're moving on. Do we get started on 126 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,759 escape for him now? Or yeah? 127 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 3: When is art? 128 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: Oh? God, damn it, Well you took so much time 129 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:17,680 we were talking over fuck Chris, look around for bullshit. 130 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,079 Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking for puzzles. 131 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,399 Speaker 3: There's a bathtub over there. 132 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 2: Shoot, okay, I'm handcuffed to a toilet. 133 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,519 Speaker 3: Great, okay, good going, Chris. 134 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,040 Speaker 2: That means we figured that out. 135 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:36,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that cute little laugh for? It's a pun, 136 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:39,240 that's pretty funny. Let me see there's a bathtub over here. 137 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:40,920 It's got a bunch of water in it. Maybe i'll 138 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,079 pull the drain plug. Maybe that will help. Yeah, yeah, 139 00:05:43,079 --> 00:05:46,480 maybe look for a key because now I'm handcuffed. Okay, yeah, 140 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,120 I'll fuck So something just went down the drain and 141 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,920 that might have been the key, jigsaw, can you confirm it? 142 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,439 Speaker 3: And I was that the key? 143 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: Okay? Hey that worded? 144 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 3: Was it the key or was it a key? 145 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: There's a lot of keys, God damn it. 146 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:03,399 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, fuck, maybe I'll dig in the toilet 147 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:10,079 of uh, there's a lot of ship. Yeah, okay, that's 148 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,639 a lot of ship for a little puppet. 149 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:14,199 Speaker 1: God damn dude, you loaded this thing to the brim. 150 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:18,600 Jesus fit in you. Are you fighting anything there, Chris, No, 151 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:23,319 just a bunch of shit and fun keys. He keys, No, 152 00:06:23,319 --> 00:06:25,600 no keys? God? Okay. 153 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 4: It always looks like. 154 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe if we had enough time we could like 155 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,360 shape it into a key and let it harden. 156 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, you do like dry it out like under the lights? 157 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 2: Do you have like a hair dryer anywhere? 158 00:06:36,759 --> 00:06:37,759 Speaker 1: Yeah? Is there a hair dryer? 159 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 3: Jigsaw? 160 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: Mostly? Mostly all right? Chris tried checking the basin of 161 00:06:45,199 --> 00:06:47,399 the toilet. I bet a lot of people don't do that. 162 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,360 Oh yeah, look, okay, yeah there's more ship. 163 00:06:50,439 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 2: It's more ship, but there is a hacksauce, so I 164 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,120 can just maybe saw the handcuff off. 165 00:06:55,439 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: Okay, ha ha jigsaw, Yeah, okay, yeah it's not Those 166 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,920 are some tough handcuffs. 167 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 5: Man. 168 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 2: What are these made out of? Hardened steel? Okay? Yeah, 169 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:10,199 this isn't really working very well. Hey, why don't we 170 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:11,439 just rip the toilet off? 171 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: Oh? 172 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 3: And considered that? 173 00:07:12,439 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the combined strength of two adult men, 174 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,759 we could probably rip this thing off if I indue 175 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:22,279 the plumbing screws here and then I'll grab the seat. 176 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:24,199 Look your foot Okay, well actually I think we could 177 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:30,240 lift the toilet off. So ready one, okay, all right, 178 00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:33,399 what are your plumber? Wait? Why was I gonna have 179 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,519 to cut my hand off? 180 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 5: Yeah? 181 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:36,879 Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty easy to take the toilet 182 00:07:36,879 --> 00:07:40,800 off supposed to well, Okay, you didn't tell us. 183 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:43,519 Speaker 2: The only rules you said were no running. Yeah, we 184 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:45,399 didn't run, we didn't climb, no. 185 00:07:45,439 --> 00:07:48,079 Speaker 3: Climbing, murder ourage okay. 186 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, we murdered the toilet. It was optional and encouraged. 187 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,879 Speaker 4: No, I already murdered the toilet. 188 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,839 Speaker 1: Well that's true, you did do that. The most important 189 00:07:55,839 --> 00:07:57,680 thing is you said to have fun, and we are 190 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:00,279 having fun ripping this toilet off. Okay, so let's here, 191 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:03,600 we're missing something else. The water filling up in the 192 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:06,480 bathroom because of the loose pipe from the toilet. Is 193 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,519 that like a water puzzle? Are we entering like a 194 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:10,800 Zelda mode kind of thing? 195 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, now we have to find a way 196 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:18,160 to breathe underwater fun or stop the water. 197 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:20,759 Speaker 1: Also, Chris, I didn't point this out earlier, but there 198 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,079 is a dead body on the ground. 199 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,959 Speaker 3: Did you notice that. We've just been kind of walking 200 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,439 around it. 201 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,759 Speaker 1: Okay, but it is. He's getting soggy and. 202 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 4: Or something. 203 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: Okay, he looks pretty dead. But oh ship, I dropped 204 00:08:34,759 --> 00:08:38,679 him on his head. Okay, Okay, well he's dead. He's 205 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:42,480 probably for later. I may a prop okay, okay, all right. 206 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,759 Speaker 3: So we'll set him up to the side. Should I 207 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:45,679 take the saw to him? 208 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,440 Speaker 1: We have the sawshy? Should we shot off his arm? 209 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:49,399 Speaker 4: Do? 210 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: No? Okay, all right, don't. He's gonna explode, Chris, he's 211 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,320 full of explosives. 212 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 4: No no, no. 213 00:08:55,639 --> 00:08:57,279 Speaker 2: No, no, no no, we can figure it out. We 214 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:00,000 don't want to hit yet. No no, no, no no. 215 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:01,600 We want to do this fair and square. We don't 216 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,039 want any hints. Yeah, let's see here. If it's not his. 217 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 1: Arm on the wall there, it says. 218 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 2: Something about you're gonna have to play armchair detective to 219 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:11,799 solve this puzzle. 220 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:15,039 Speaker 1: So okay, armchair detective is not like a pun's on 221 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:15,919 a play on words. 222 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,799 Speaker 3: He wanted to cut your arm off. 223 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: Okay, there's a chair here. Okay, we're not gonna cut 224 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,320 the arm off, but there is a chair here. If 225 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,159 we break the chair on that arm of that dead 226 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,799 gud no, no, no, no, we'll just do that. 227 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:29,159 Speaker 4: That's right. 228 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wrong, okay, all. 229 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,879 Speaker 3: Right, one, two, three? 230 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,879 Speaker 1: Okay. Well, there's like a sound effect there. I think 231 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,399 that I think we're doing something right. 232 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,799 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that was good. It made a noise. Yeah, 233 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:45,159 that's a really great gimmick. Wait, Chris, do you see 234 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,559 that there's some words under the chair. 235 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:47,639 Speaker 1: What does that say? 236 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 3: What does that say? 237 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: That's hard to read? 238 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:49,720 Speaker 5: What is it? 239 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,159 Speaker 1: I don't know. 240 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:50,919 Speaker 3: It's cryptic. 241 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,759 Speaker 1: It's got to be part of the mystery. Yeah, sound 242 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:58,440 it out hogger NOAs hogger noss. I wonder if that's 243 00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:04,519 backwards that would be and reg God, is that something Sandra? 244 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, we said we didn't want any hints. But 245 00:10:10,159 --> 00:10:13,279 it's an ikea, which means it needs to be disassemble. 246 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 1: Oh and what if? 247 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,639 Speaker 2: Okay, new rule? 248 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 3: All right, so to recap. 249 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:25,399 Speaker 1: No running, no climbing things, murder fun and optional have fun. 250 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,360 No disassembling chairs. Okay, I don't forget the rules. Okay, 251 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,759 don't forget the rules you okay, Well, thank you. So 252 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,679 I appreciate the validation, you know. 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Murder 295 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,960 is fun? Maybe we should take a moment to murder 296 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,519 some of our fans. Huh Oh that's a great idea. Yeah, 297 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:27,799 that is fun. Let's do that. 298 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 3: Okay, let's roast some fans. 299 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,159 Speaker 2: We got to do it quickly though, so we don't 300 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,480 lose too much of our time. 301 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: Oh that's true, jicksaw. If you want to like chime 302 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,279 in on this, we have some community members. You sign 303 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,600 up for our Patreon. You can get roasted on the show, 304 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,200 so we're gonna do that. So if you have anything 305 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,279 to toss in jicks, I feel free. That'll be fun. 306 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,159 First one is from someone named Kaivak or Kivak. I'm 307 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,200 so sorry if I have mispronounced your name. Ah more 308 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,480 ikea furniture. Oh yeah, Kayvak, my favorite shelf to hang 309 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:56,440 all of my things on, Kayvak said, I thought archaeology 310 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,879 would be a fun study and then I'd go get 311 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,799 a real job. But here I am, fifteen years later, 312 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,679 writing reports mostly about the color and texture of dirt. 313 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,000 I also have a dingo dog, a Star Trek themed 314 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,360 game room, and way too many house plans. 315 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,159 Speaker 2: Oh man, they learned the hard way that Indiana Jones 316 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:13,240 isn't a real job. 317 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,600 Speaker 1: Poor Kaivak. I bet you have a whip too. 318 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:15,879 Speaker 2: And a hat. 319 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: Oh you know, they've worn the fedora, They've gotten the 320 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,360 we bet you do. I bet that they always grab 321 00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:24,360 things and then their friends are like, this belongs to 322 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:26,720 a museum and they love it. I bet they love 323 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,759 that that joke never gets old. You know, they mostly 324 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:30,279 been doing pretty well for themselves. If they have a 325 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,720 Star Trek themed game room, parents, Mom, no, that could 326 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:35,200 be true. Yeah, parents have money. 327 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,679 Speaker 2: Do you have any Star Wars themed escape rooms? Chick saw, Yeah, 328 00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:40,399 that'd be fun. Can we do that instead? 329 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 5: No? 330 00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:44,159 Speaker 1: Star is okay, shit, Star Trek, THEAMS game room would 331 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,919 have been fun. That's what I'll book the next date 332 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,759 as looking back, the escape room thing probably not a 333 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:51,080 good date kind of situation, but you know that's fine. 334 00:13:51,159 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 4: The Star Trek, it's interesting. It's really good for a 335 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,600 whole bunch of episodes. It gets good. 336 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:58,919 Speaker 1: Okay, oh interesting. Moving on, Kayvak says that they're into 337 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,799 archaeology and frisbee and for an embarrassing story, they said, 338 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,519 I earned a reputation for smelling like a goat when 339 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:08,039 a herd of goats walked by, not visible to any 340 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,840 but myself, leading the statement, lady, you smell like a goat. 341 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,720 She got in the field, she's like digging through goat shit. 342 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,120 I mean, I don't know. I guess archaeologists they deal 343 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,279 with goats. Goat lady, Well, thanks for writing. In Next up, 344 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,039 we got someone named Danny. Yeah, Danny, I think we 345 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,440 know Danny. Hold on, let me make sure this is 346 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,879 the right Danny. They say it's pronounced like Danny or Danny. Okay, 347 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,759 you just spell it different and I think this is Danny. 348 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny if you're not familiar as a moderator of 349 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:36,039 our gooding from how Discord So if you aren't a 350 00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:38,360 member of it, then we'll have a link in our description. 351 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,240 But it's a good place to hang out and meet 352 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,519 people like Danny. 353 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny said. 354 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,279 Speaker 1: They're a thirty two year old British woman living in 355 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,600 the South of England with my husband and four cats. 356 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 2: Four cats. Jesus Christ, see how many lives that is? 357 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:52,840 Thirty six? 358 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: They're three away from having a cat for every day 359 00:14:55,480 --> 00:15:01,320 of the week. That's awesome. Top. Okay, Yeah, come on, Jigsaw, listen. 360 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 2: Those cats would do a number on you, little Jigsaw. 361 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,440 They would just tear you apart. Yeay, you should be 362 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,000 glad you don't have cats running around your escape room. 363 00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,879 Speaker 1: Should have brought some cats, all right. For what Dan 364 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,360 does for a living, they work as a supervisor at 365 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,200 a university. In my spare time, I run an Etsy 366 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,399 business selling inappropriate stickers, key rings, et cetera. And I 367 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,240 work for a podcast doing their community management and episode art. 368 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,919 That would be rebrand what they're. 369 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 3: Cheating on us. 370 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 1: Oh no, Danny, how could you I didn't know you 371 00:15:27,399 --> 00:15:29,360 were in an open podcast relationship. 372 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:33,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a podcast rebrand, which we recently had. 373 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:33,759 Speaker 5: More on the show. 374 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,039 Speaker 1: Have no idea what you're talking about. 375 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 2: Sorry, we recently had John Wilkes Booth on the show, 376 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:40,039 and I think John Wilkes Booth does that podcast. 377 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,759 Speaker 1: Well, when you've done shilling for other podcasts, let's get 378 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:46,120 back to our podcast, Chris, Okay, we gotta get out here. No, 379 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,600 no hold on. 380 00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:48,519 Speaker 3: They have an embarrassing story about Danny, and I have 381 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:48,960 to say. 382 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: They said they have plenty of AMMO, but they think 383 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,799 the one embarrassing fact about themselves is that until they 384 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:56,399 watch Hamilton, they just thought the Boston tea party was 385 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:59,320 literally a tea party that wouldn't tear any balling. That's 386 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,279 very in Dear Danny. I want to know how it 387 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,399 could have gone that wrong. I was gonna say I 388 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,000 blame that on the American education system, but they are British, 389 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,399 so you know, maybe the Brits probably they don't want 390 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:14,679 to teach that because they're really busted up about all 391 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:15,080 that tea. 392 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of an embarrassing story. 393 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:17,559 Speaker 1: I know. 394 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 4: I feel like there's a lot of Americans who. 395 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,519 Speaker 3: Are there's probably a good chunk of our audience. 396 00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:23,879 Speaker 5: You're right. 397 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,639 Speaker 1: Normally we like to roast. 398 00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 3: The people that write in. 399 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: But I am glad that Jigsaw is taking shots at 400 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,320 our audience. It's pretty fun. Speaking of taking shots, let's 401 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,879 see here the water is rising fast, yeah, and this 402 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,159 door is locked. So there's got to be another key somewhere. 403 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 3: That dead body's like up to its neck and water all. 404 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: Why, okay, all right, it's dead, Okay, all right. So 405 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:49,480 maybe the key is maybe it's like the idea of 406 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:52,799 a key, like the key is friendship or something. Yeah, 407 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:53,480 or what if. 408 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,200 Speaker 2: It's like the key is like a key like in Spanish, 409 00:16:56,279 --> 00:16:59,159 which means here, ah no, I really. 410 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we can do this. We've 411 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,519 got at least twenty minutes. 412 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 4: I don't think. 413 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 1: I don't think you no, no, no, we got this. 414 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:09,119 We got this, all right, Chris. There's a lot of 415 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,480 like loose tiles on the wall and floor. Maybe the 416 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:13,480 keys hidden behind those, So I'm just gonna start pulling 417 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:14,079 tiles off. 418 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,759 Speaker 4: Please don't know, I'm gonna. 419 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 1: But the keys behind one of these. So yeah, it's 420 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,319 gotta be otherwise they wouldn't be so loose. So I'm 421 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,440 gonna keep doing that. No, Chris, hear me that song. 422 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,519 I'm gonna just start chipping away at the tiles. Here 423 00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:28,359 on the key, yeah, here you go. Okay, not finding 424 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:28,759 a key? 425 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 2: Oh what if it's a skeleton key and we have 426 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,559 to extract it out of this dead body? 427 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:38,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta be Oh wait, there's a glass mirror. 428 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 3: I'm gonna shatter it. 429 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,279 Speaker 1: We're gonna make knives out of it, and then we'll 430 00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:43,160 take turns cacking this body open. 431 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,759 Speaker 2: I'll just start songing with this the lad right here. 432 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 1: No, okay, all right, No, I think I'm gonna get 433 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,160 inside the stomach. There's definitely something in the stomach. Yeah, 434 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:56,519 it's just gonna no arm off, all right, we got 435 00:17:56,519 --> 00:18:00,480 an arm Oh whoa, wait, hold on the bodies its legaling. 436 00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:02,240 That's probably means we're getting closed. 437 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,640 Speaker 6: Guys, guys, it's me. It's me. I'm not a puppet. 438 00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:05,920 I'm like, I'm John High. 439 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,279 Speaker 3: Whoa you're John. The dead body just stood up? 440 00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:11,640 Speaker 1: Please do it? Kill it? He said. Killing is encouraging fun. Yeah, 441 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,880 get it. Get each other quick, get back each other, 442 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,160 not me killing each other. Yeah. Yeah, well why are 443 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,039 you here if you're in I thought you were the puppet. 444 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 6: Man, I've been here the whole time. 445 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,359 Speaker 1: Oh why do you say that? 446 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:21,920 Speaker 5: Why were you? 447 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,200 Speaker 1: If you've been here, then how has the puppet been 448 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:24,960 being a puppet? 449 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,119 Speaker 6: I can't reveal that secret. 450 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:26,640 Speaker 5: Yeah you can. 451 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: Why not? Are you remote controlling the puppet? How are 452 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:29,599 you doing that? 453 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,599 Speaker 6: It's part of the mystery. 454 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,400 Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask I paid for this. Yeah, 455 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,720 I've got thirty more minutes. So you got thirty minutes 456 00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:38,319 to explain yourself, mister. Otherwise we're gonna start looking for 457 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:41,160 more keys. Yeah, and Haynes, they're probably up here, ass 458 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,039 and we're gonna find them. 459 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:43,359 Speaker 6: No, please, please don't do that. 460 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,440 Speaker 1: Do you control the puppet? 461 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,200 Speaker 3: What do you do? 462 00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:46,599 Speaker 6: Kegel exercises? 463 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 1: Wait, there's like a remote control in your like wait, 464 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,480 hold up, there's little strings attached to the puppet. Oh 465 00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:54,119 I didn't see this. 466 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,839 Speaker 2: Oh in these strings they're going right up your pants. 467 00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 6: Please don't touch this. 468 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,079 Speaker 3: Oh god, I wouldn't touch those. 469 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:01,559 Speaker 5: Oh. 470 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,319 Speaker 2: So you're controlling the puppet the whole time with your 471 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:07,839 penis through kee gels. God, that's actually pretty impressive. 472 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 1: God, your prostate must just be like shredded, like six 473 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:14,200 pack abs or something that's incredible. Wow. So you've just 474 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,759 been sitting there squeezing, and you're pretty good at ventriloquism, 475 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:17,079 aren't you. 476 00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 3: Can you throw your voice? 477 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,319 Speaker 4: Yeah the whole time? 478 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,839 Speaker 1: Wow, you said it without his mouth. That's crazy. 479 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,799 Speaker 3: That's crazy, dude. 480 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,119 Speaker 1: Wow. 481 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 2: So sorry about cutting your arm off. 482 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, Clayton, is it? 483 00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:28,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? 484 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,119 Speaker 6: I'm sorry that I may have hidden the key inside 485 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,000 of your girlfriend. 486 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 3: What what do you mean? 487 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 2: No, I'm not his girlfriend? 488 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, she's not here. 489 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,039 Speaker 6: Yeah I know. I enterr a box of chocolates last 490 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:40,279 night with a card from you. 491 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,799 Speaker 1: Oh wait, she did thank me for some chocolates. Wait, 492 00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:45,880 why'd you do that? Why would you send chocolates to 493 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,440 her to hide the key inside of her? What are 494 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,359 you trying to hit on his girlfriend? Yeah, dude, that's 495 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,039 my girlfriend. 496 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:50,279 Speaker 5: Bro. 497 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:53,079 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, dude, that's not cool. The key 498 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,119 has to end up in someone. 499 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 6: Oh. 500 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,279 Speaker 1: He put the key inside of the chocolates and then 501 00:19:57,319 --> 00:19:59,640 she ate the chocolate, so the key was well, what 502 00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:02,440 the fuck? She's not even here. It's chraz How are 503 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,880 we gonna get out? You have a backup key on you? 504 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:05,160 Speaker 5: Right? 505 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 2: Do you have any more chocolates. I'll eat the chocolates. 506 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,079 Speaker 1: You've already had enough chocolate from that toilet, Chris, We're 507 00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:10,960 not getting anymore. 508 00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 6: Look, I make the chocolate myself too, But. 509 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 1: Enough with the chocolates. How do we get out if 510 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,559 she has the key? Do you have the backup key? Uh? No, 511 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,400 I don't so. 512 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:23,599 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the water's getting pretty high. We're gonna drown here. Yeah, 513 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:24,920 you and your puppet. 514 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 1: You didn't think to pack a backup key. 515 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,519 Speaker 6: Look, it's supposed to feel. 516 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:31,519 Speaker 1: Dire, Okay, it is good job. 517 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,319 Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't usually go like this. 518 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:33,880 Speaker 1: Great. 519 00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,759 Speaker 2: Okay, So we need a key to get out of 520 00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:37,279 this door. 521 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,759 Speaker 1: It's in my girlfriend's stomach, probably, but she's at work. 522 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:41,839 Speaker 6: Can you call her? 523 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,839 Speaker 1: My cell phone's wet and it died. 524 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:44,680 Speaker 5: So no. 525 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:48,559 Speaker 1: This episode's coming out Monday, so maybe I don't know. 526 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:50,480 By the time people listen to it, they. 527 00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 2: Can find our dead bodies. 528 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,480 Speaker 1: They're gonna be finding an escape room filled with water 529 00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:57,799 in three floating bodies, God damn it, and a stupid 530 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,359 puppet in a stupid, cute little punt. Not stupid. 531 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,319 Speaker 6: I'm intimidating, No you're not. 532 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,599 Speaker 3: You're fucking adorable. 533 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 1: Look at you. Oh yeah, are you intimidating? What if 534 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,440 I pull on this drink? No, no, don't. Yeah, Well 535 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,319 I guess that's the episode. Okay, Well we're gonna just 536 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,200 die drown. 537 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 3: I don't know. 538 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,839 Speaker 1: Hold if there's a knock at the door, Oh thank god, 539 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:19,799 can you open it? 540 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,519 Speaker 3: The water we're locked in? 541 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,039 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh thank god. 542 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a city plumbing. There's been reports of water. Yeah, 543 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,559 and tenants below you been complaining there's just a massive flood. 544 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,160 Who owns this property? 545 00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:39,359 Speaker 1: Oh that's John here, the guy with his prostate connected 546 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,000 to that puppet. 547 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:40,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 548 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,079 Speaker 3: I think he's the owner. 549 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:41,440 Speaker 1: John. 550 00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:42,799 Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, that's me. 551 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:46,839 Speaker 2: He likes you to call him just no, no, just 552 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:47,440 call me John. 553 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:51,079 Speaker 5: This is gonna require a multi day fix. You're talking 554 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,240 thousands and thousands, thousands of dollars of property damage. Just 555 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:57,359 saw so. Oh, I hope you have a good amount 556 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,640 of savings. This could financially ruin you. I mean, this 557 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,599 is just just so. 558 00:22:00,759 --> 00:22:03,400 Speaker 1: Do you have insurance? Maybe you don't, do you? 559 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,359 Speaker 6: Look the margins aren't great here. 560 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 5: Well, that's not really my concern here. I'm gonna get 561 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:12,160 the water stopped. Okay, you are definitely gonna need to 562 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,240 meet with your landowner and also make do with the 563 00:22:15,279 --> 00:22:17,359 tenants below you. I mean, this is a huge mess. 564 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: Okay, oh man, here's my bill. 565 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,960 Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'm gonna go take care of downstairs because 566 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,559 I'm telling you it's just a mess. 567 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,440 Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for your service, city plumber guy? Wow? 568 00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 3: Just so how much does that bill for? 569 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,440 Speaker 6: I'll deal with it. I have a little contraption that 570 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,400 could put this plumber in and make this whole thing 571 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:32,960 go away. 572 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,799 Speaker 2: Sure, okay, well, I guess we want because there's still 573 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,480 time on the get the hell out of here? 574 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:39,279 Speaker 1: Are you gonna yelp or anything? Do you want to 575 00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:40,799 take a photo like we escaped? 576 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, we escaped. 577 00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:45,559 Speaker 6: I have some signs here. They all say I'm with stupid. 578 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: Okay, did we beat the high score? We were the 579 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,119 fastest time for this escape room. Yeah. 580 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 6: You guys are just the smartest. You both are real geniuses. 581 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I grace, I fine, all right, I guess 582 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,759 we should go get that key out of your girlfriend. 583 00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:01,079 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, well well we'll mail you the key. 584 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,039 Speaker 6: Can I watch? 585 00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:04,000 Speaker 3: No? No, what do you just saw? 586 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:04,440 Speaker 1: Please? 587 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:05,079 Speaker 5: Yeah? 588 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,519 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we're gonna leave. 589 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:09,160 Speaker 1: That's been another episode of Good Morning from Hell. Chris. 590 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,680 You know, I'm glad we did that. As far as dates, 591 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,759 that was pretty good. 592 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, maybe I'll come back. 593 00:23:14,279 --> 00:23:16,119 Speaker 1: Juke Saw is probably gonna be out of business, but 594 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,359 you know, maybe I'll do another escape room with like 595 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,799 a competitor or something like that. 596 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,839 Speaker 6: Against all odds, I keep coming back. 597 00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:24,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll probably have another Saw. 598 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:24,559 Speaker 4: All right. 599 00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:26,039 Speaker 1: Well anyways, Heil Clayton. 600 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 2: Thank you to David Spaira from the podcast Reality Escape 601 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,359 Pod and Pg's Playhouse for coming on as Jigsaw. 602 00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:37,440 Speaker 7: Thanks for having me. 603 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,880 Speaker 2: Woo, this is super fun. We're actually doing a collaboration together. 604 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,039 We're being Blaine. Are going to be on an episode 605 00:23:44,039 --> 00:23:47,440 of pg's Playhouse. For people who aren't familiar, what is 606 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,519 Pg's Playhouse. 607 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 7: Pg's Playhouse is a puzzle and trivia show. My co 608 00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:54,559 host Pg Law hosts it. You really solving a whole 609 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:57,960 bunch of puzzles with me, and then afterwards we'll go 610 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,640 and explore a bit of trivia that the episode is 611 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,279 deemed against. 612 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:02,759 Speaker 1: Oh awesome, that'd be fun. 613 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,200 Speaker 2: I'm very excited to be on it. And then Reality 614 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,559 Escape Pod what is that? 615 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 7: Reality Escape Pod is in its eleventh season and it 616 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,519 is a show where pgan I interview the creators of 617 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,079 escape rooms and immersive games and dive deep into their 618 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,839 craft and all the crazy things they've made. We've had 619 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,920 wonderful guests like Alan Lee of Exploding Kittens on and 620 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,880 Neil Patrick Harris who made a game called Box one 621 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,920 in Box two awesome. We've had tons of interesting people 622 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,119 on and we put a lot of love into each 623 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,000 and every show. 624 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,079 Speaker 1: And then you're gonna have two uninteresting people. 625 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm excited to have you guys on here. 626 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:37,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be fun. 627 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,200 Speaker 1: Also, escape rooms are like a blast, so I'm really 628 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,160 excited to talk about that on you guys programs. 629 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 2: So anyone who is a fan of escape rooms or 630 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:47,599 puzzles and things like that, they should go check out 631 00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:50,559 these podcasts and they can find them anywhere listen to podcasts. 632 00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 1: Is that right? 633 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,640 Speaker 7: Anywhere you listen to podcasts, or you can find more 634 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,480 at room escape artists dot com. 635 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,920 Speaker 2: Awesome, awesome, Thank you so much, David. We're gonna go 636 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,759 talk about our worst sins, why we're going to hell 637 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,720 so see you next week. 638 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,799 Speaker 1: Sounds like a party. Yeah, Oh my god, I have 639 00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:08,799 so many stories about escape rooms. Great me too, Bye bye.