Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment
is to interview everyone in the afterlife. And I'm joined
by my co host, the younger brother Satan Clayton.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's it's me.
Speaker 1: Got a lot of pepper in your step today, Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I was just really excited. Clayton surprised me.
We're doing a little team building exercise, a little on yep,
a little company retreat, a little.
Speaker 1: Outing, a little taking Chris for a walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow,
you're literally you just you jumped up and clicked your
heels twice. Just yeah, try to do it three times.
Try to do it three times, four times, four times.
Go ahead, jump up, click your heels. Oh I fell down.
Oh we can't keep it down. Well it's okay. Yeah,
we're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 2: We don't get to do this very often. It just
means a lot to me that you took the time
and plan something special for us.
Speaker 4: Yep. Great.
Speaker 2: You've been really ambiguous about what this is. Can you say, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have your destination or here My hellphone's telling me, yeah,
this is the building, So we're going here. We're doing
an escape room. Yeah, just for you and me, Chris,
just you and me. This is awesome. I'm so glad
you're happy.
Speaker 2: All right? Is the first step to figure out how
to ope?
Speaker 4: No, it's just unlocked. Okay.
Speaker 3: In the email, it says you and your guests step in.
Speaker 1: Door will close behind you and let the games begin.
Ha ha, that's funny. Sounds fun sounds romantic. Anyways, let's
go to this room. All right. It's dark? Wow, no lights?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 1: Hello? Smells bat Hello?
Speaker 2: They probably have like a smell vision game, smell vision.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something going on here?
Speaker 1: Can you feel around for like, is there like a
light switch or anything like that? There's something soft on
the ground that's gross. Okay, uh hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah?
I want okay, yeah, no, I'm here for my seven
pm reservation. Hello, I know I want to play. Okay,
yeah no, that's what I paid for. I'm here. How
do we do this?
Speaker 4: Cyon?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 4: Through your heart?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well the only way out of here is through
my heart.
Speaker 4: You sixty minutes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh all right? Oh the lights are on. Wow?
Oh wow. This is a dirty very dirty. This is
a bathroom. What is this?
Speaker 4: Wait before you begin rules?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I mean it's not a very big room, so that
shouldn't be hard. But okay, no climbing, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Cool and murder oh okay, that's fun, that's cool, all right,
like that? Okay, okay, all right, yeah I like this.
Speaker 4: Don't forget the rules.
Speaker 2: Don't forget the rules.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no running, no climbing, murders sometimes, okay, don't
forget the rules. Okay.
Speaker 2: And if we need like a hint or something, you're
just like listeners. There's this little like puppet creature.
Speaker 1: He's got cute, little rosy cheeks with little twirls on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not cute. Okay, he's not cute. He's not cute.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Also, I mentioned this in my reservation note section,
but I was going to be recording. Is that a okay?
If then I'm recording a podcast while I'm here doing
the escape room.
Speaker 4: I understand you're here on the date. I'm not here
to judge.
Speaker 2: Well it's not a date. Yeah, it's not a date.
Speaker 1: No funny, it says right here. Okay, Well it was
a date, but my plus one had to back out.
Speaker 3: There was a scheduling.
Speaker 1: Collette, Okay, I didn't want to tell you this, Chris,
because I knew that you would be overreacting like you
are now. It was going to be a date, but
my date was busy tonight, she had work, so I
just brought this guy. Is that cool?
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's my coworker, co workers.
Speaker 3: He's filling in.
Speaker 2: So this was a date.
Speaker 1: Wow, this was a date. Yeah, it was me and
we're not that big, so yeah, Chris, it's okay, Like
all right, I just thought, no, man, I'm glad we're
doing it.
Speaker 2: It's just I thought it would be more fun if
it was just the two.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be just the two of us, as in,
like me and my girlfriend, but she had to back out.
You had work thing come up, and then like we
were past the twenty four hour reservation return period, so
I was gonna lose all that money. So I just
figured I just have you come along. I didn't realize
that to tell you where you'd find out wow.
Speaker 4: Wa yeah yeah, and your one is not here.
Speaker 3: No, this is Chris. He's a fill in.
Speaker 1: Okay anyway, okay, okay, don't.
Speaker 3: Work on it.
Speaker 2: So you're this talking little puppet thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we refer to you as you can.
Speaker 2: Both of jicksaw. Okay, okay, that's cute jicksaw. Yeah, cute,
little puppet guy. Cute you're a puppet.
Speaker 1: I mean you're on a tiny tricycle that is objectively
very cute. Yeah, no, I'm all right, okay, I mean,
if you say so. But you got a cute little
wig on you got cute little suit on it. I'm
sorry to describe you as cute, but everything about you
is technically cute.
Speaker 2: If you're trying not to look cute, you failed miserably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I struck the heart.
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know what kind of men are afraid
of you, but I mean look at you, and you
got these big old hands in your little red boats.
Speaker 2: Some people are afraid of like little things. Yeah, but
I don't think that has.
Speaker 5: To do with you.
Speaker 1: Your paper mache face have something to be desired. It's
rookie at best, but it's still kind of cute. Yeah. Anyway,
all right, we're moving on. Do we get started on
escape for him now? Or yeah?
Speaker 3: When is art?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, damn it, Well you took so much time
we were talking over fuck Chris, look around for bullshit.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're looking for puzzles.
Speaker 3: There's a bathtub over there.
Speaker 2: Shoot, okay, I'm handcuffed to a toilet.
Speaker 3: Great, okay, good going, Chris.
Speaker 2: That means we figured that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that cute little laugh for? It's a pun,
that's pretty funny. Let me see there's a bathtub over here.
It's got a bunch of water in it. Maybe i'll
pull the drain plug. Maybe that will help. Yeah, yeah,
maybe look for a key because now I'm handcuffed. Okay, yeah,
I'll fuck So something just went down the drain and
that might have been the key, jigsaw, can you confirm it?
Speaker 3: And I was that the key?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hey that worded?
Speaker 3: Was it the key or was it a key?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of keys, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, fuck, maybe I'll dig in the toilet
of uh, there's a lot of ship. Yeah, okay, that's
a lot of ship for a little puppet.
Speaker 1: God damn dude, you loaded this thing to the brim.
Jesus fit in you. Are you fighting anything there, Chris, No,
just a bunch of shit and fun keys. He keys, No,
no keys? God? Okay.
Speaker 4: It always looks like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe if we had enough time we could like
shape it into a key and let it harden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do like dry it out like under the lights?
Speaker 2: Do you have like a hair dryer anywhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is there a hair dryer?
Speaker 3: Jigsaw?
Speaker 1: Mostly? Mostly all right? Chris tried checking the basin of
the toilet. I bet a lot of people don't do that.
Oh yeah, look, okay, yeah there's more ship.
Speaker 2: It's more ship, but there is a hacksauce, so I
can just maybe saw the handcuff off.
Speaker 1: Okay, ha ha jigsaw, Yeah, okay, yeah it's not Those
are some tough handcuffs.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: What are these made out of? Hardened steel? Okay? Yeah,
this isn't really working very well. Hey, why don't we
just rip the toilet off?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: And considered that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the combined strength of two adult men,
we could probably rip this thing off if I indue
the plumbing screws here and then I'll grab the seat.
Look your foot Okay, well actually I think we could
lift the toilet off. So ready one, okay, all right,
what are your plumber? Wait? Why was I gonna have
to cut my hand off?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty easy to take the toilet
off supposed to well, Okay, you didn't tell us.
Speaker 2: The only rules you said were no running. Yeah, we
didn't run, we didn't climb, no.
Speaker 3: Climbing, murder ourage okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we murdered the toilet. It was optional and encouraged.
Speaker 4: No, I already murdered the toilet.
Speaker 1: Well that's true, you did do that. The most important
thing is you said to have fun, and we are
having fun ripping this toilet off. Okay, so let's here,
we're missing something else. The water filling up in the
bathroom because of the loose pipe from the toilet. Is
that like a water puzzle? Are we entering like a
Zelda mode kind of thing?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, now we have to find a way
to breathe underwater fun or stop the water.
Speaker 1: Also, Chris, I didn't point this out earlier, but there
is a dead body on the ground.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that. We've just been kind of walking
around it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it is. He's getting soggy and.
Speaker 4: Or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, he looks pretty dead. But oh ship, I dropped
him on his head. Okay, Okay, well he's dead. He's
probably for later. I may a prop okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So we'll set him up to the side. Should I
take the saw to him?
Speaker 1: We have the sawshy? Should we shot off his arm?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, all right, don't. He's gonna explode, Chris, he's
full of explosives.
Speaker 4: No no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, we can figure it out. We
don't want to hit yet. No no, no, no no.
We want to do this fair and square. We don't
want any hints. Yeah, let's see here. If it's not his.
Speaker 1: Arm on the wall there, it says.
Speaker 2: Something about you're gonna have to play armchair detective to
solve this puzzle.
Speaker 1: So okay, armchair detective is not like a pun's on
a play on words.
Speaker 3: He wanted to cut your arm off.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a chair here. Okay, we're not gonna cut
the arm off, but there is a chair here. If
we break the chair on that arm of that dead
gud no, no, no, no, we'll just do that.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wrong, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, one, two, three?
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, there's like a sound effect there. I think
that I think we're doing something right.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that was good. It made a noise. Yeah,
that's a really great gimmick. Wait, Chris, do you see
that there's some words under the chair.
Speaker 1: What does that say?
Speaker 3: What does that say?
Speaker 1: That's hard to read?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's cryptic.
Speaker 1: It's got to be part of the mystery. Yeah, sound
it out hogger NOAs hogger noss. I wonder if that's
backwards that would be and reg God, is that something Sandra?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, we said we didn't want any hints. But
it's an ikea, which means it needs to be disassemble.
Speaker 1: Oh and what if?
Speaker 2: Okay, new rule?
Speaker 3: All right, so to recap.
Speaker 1: No running, no climbing things, murder fun and optional have fun.
No disassembling chairs. Okay, I don't forget the rules. Okay,
don't forget the rules you okay, Well, thank you. So
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so back to the stupid escape room. Are there any
hints we're missing or I don't know it said? Murder
is fun? Maybe we should take a moment to murder
some of our fans. Huh Oh that's a great idea. Yeah,
that is fun. Let's do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's roast some fans.
Speaker 2: We got to do it quickly though, so we don't
lose too much of our time.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, jicksaw. If you want to like chime
in on this, we have some community members. You sign
up for our Patreon. You can get roasted on the show,
so we're gonna do that. So if you have anything
to toss in jicks, I feel free. That'll be fun.
First one is from someone named Kaivak or Kivak. I'm
so sorry if I have mispronounced your name. Ah more
ikea furniture. Oh yeah, Kayvak, my favorite shelf to hang
all of my things on, Kayvak said, I thought archaeology
would be a fun study and then I'd go get
a real job. But here I am, fifteen years later,
writing reports mostly about the color and texture of dirt.
I also have a dingo dog, a Star Trek themed
game room, and way too many house plans.
Speaker 2: Oh man, they learned the hard way that Indiana Jones
isn't a real job.
Speaker 1: Poor Kaivak. I bet you have a whip too.
Speaker 2: And a hat.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, they've worn the fedora, They've gotten the
we bet you do. I bet that they always grab
things and then their friends are like, this belongs to
a museum and they love it. I bet they love
that that joke never gets old. You know, they mostly
been doing pretty well for themselves. If they have a
Star Trek themed game room, parents, Mom, no, that could
be true. Yeah, parents have money.
Speaker 2: Do you have any Star Wars themed escape rooms? Chick saw, Yeah,
that'd be fun. Can we do that instead?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Star is okay, shit, Star Trek, THEAMS game room would
have been fun. That's what I'll book the next date
as looking back, the escape room thing probably not a
good date kind of situation, but you know that's fine.
Speaker 4: The Star Trek, it's interesting. It's really good for a
whole bunch of episodes. It gets good.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh interesting. Moving on, Kayvak says that they're into
archaeology and frisbee and for an embarrassing story, they said,
I earned a reputation for smelling like a goat when
a herd of goats walked by, not visible to any
but myself, leading the statement, lady, you smell like a goat.
She got in the field, she's like digging through goat shit.
I mean, I don't know. I guess archaeologists they deal
with goats. Goat lady, Well, thanks for writing. In Next up,
we got someone named Danny. Yeah, Danny, I think we
know Danny. Hold on, let me make sure this is
the right Danny. They say it's pronounced like Danny or Danny. Okay,
you just spell it different and I think this is Danny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Danny if you're not familiar as a moderator of
our gooding from how Discord So if you aren't a
member of it, then we'll have a link in our description.
But it's a good place to hang out and meet
people like Danny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny said.
Speaker 1: They're a thirty two year old British woman living in
the South of England with my husband and four cats.
Speaker 2: Four cats. Jesus Christ, see how many lives that is?
Thirty six?
Speaker 1: They're three away from having a cat for every day
of the week. That's awesome. Top. Okay, Yeah, come on, Jigsaw, listen.
Speaker 2: Those cats would do a number on you, little Jigsaw.
They would just tear you apart. Yeay, you should be
glad you don't have cats running around your escape room.
Speaker 1: Should have brought some cats, all right. For what Dan
does for a living, they work as a supervisor at
a university. In my spare time, I run an Etsy
business selling inappropriate stickers, key rings, et cetera. And I
work for a podcast doing their community management and episode art.
That would be rebrand what they're.
Speaker 3: Cheating on us.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Danny, how could you I didn't know you
were in an open podcast relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be a podcast rebrand, which we recently had.
Speaker 5: More on the show.
Speaker 1: Have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we recently had John Wilkes Booth on the show,
and I think John Wilkes Booth does that podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, when you've done shilling for other podcasts, let's get
back to our podcast, Chris, Okay, we gotta get out here. No,
no hold on.
Speaker 3: They have an embarrassing story about Danny, and I have
to say.
Speaker 1: They said they have plenty of AMMO, but they think
the one embarrassing fact about themselves is that until they
watch Hamilton, they just thought the Boston tea party was
literally a tea party that wouldn't tear any balling. That's
very in Dear Danny. I want to know how it
could have gone that wrong. I was gonna say I
blame that on the American education system, but they are British,
so you know, maybe the Brits probably they don't want
to teach that because they're really busted up about all
that tea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of an embarrassing story.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's a lot of Americans who.
Speaker 3: Are there's probably a good chunk of our audience.
Speaker 5: You're right.
Speaker 1: Normally we like to roast.
Speaker 3: The people that write in.
Speaker 1: But I am glad that Jigsaw is taking shots at
our audience. It's pretty fun. Speaking of taking shots, let's
see here the water is rising fast, yeah, and this
door is locked. So there's got to be another key somewhere.
Speaker 3: That dead body's like up to its neck and water all.
Speaker 1: Why, okay, all right, it's dead, Okay, all right. So
maybe the key is maybe it's like the idea of
a key, like the key is friendship or something. Yeah,
or what if.
Speaker 2: It's like the key is like a key like in Spanish,
which means here, ah no, I really.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we can do this. We've
got at least twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think you no, no, no, we got this.
We got this, all right, Chris. There's a lot of
like loose tiles on the wall and floor. Maybe the
keys hidden behind those, So I'm just gonna start pulling
tiles off.
Speaker 4: Please don't know, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: But the keys behind one of these. So yeah, it's
gotta be otherwise they wouldn't be so loose. So I'm
gonna keep doing that. No, Chris, hear me that song.
I'm gonna just start chipping away at the tiles. Here
on the key, yeah, here you go. Okay, not finding
a key?
Speaker 2: Oh what if it's a skeleton key and we have
to extract it out of this dead body?
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta be Oh wait, there's a glass mirror.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna shatter it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make knives out of it, and then we'll
take turns cacking this body open.
Speaker 2: I'll just start songing with this the lad right here.
Speaker 1: No, okay, all right, No, I think I'm gonna get
inside the stomach. There's definitely something in the stomach. Yeah,
it's just gonna no arm off, all right, we got
an arm Oh whoa, wait, hold on the bodies its legaling.
That's probably means we're getting closed.
Speaker 6: Guys, guys, it's me. It's me. I'm not a puppet.
I'm like, I'm John High.
Speaker 3: Whoa you're John. The dead body just stood up?
Speaker 1: Please do it? Kill it? He said. Killing is encouraging fun. Yeah,
get it. Get each other quick, get back each other,
not me killing each other. Yeah. Yeah, well why are
you here if you're in I thought you were the puppet.
Speaker 6: Man, I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh why do you say that?
Speaker 5: Why were you?
Speaker 1: If you've been here, then how has the puppet been
being a puppet?
Speaker 6: I can't reveal that secret.
Speaker 5: Yeah you can.
Speaker 1: Why not? Are you remote controlling the puppet? How are
you doing that?
Speaker 6: It's part of the mystery.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask I paid for this. Yeah,
I've got thirty more minutes. So you got thirty minutes
to explain yourself, mister. Otherwise we're gonna start looking for
more keys. Yeah, and Haynes, they're probably up here, ass
and we're gonna find them.
Speaker 6: No, please, please don't do that.
Speaker 1: Do you control the puppet?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 6: Kegel exercises?
Speaker 1: Wait, there's like a remote control in your like wait,
hold up, there's little strings attached to the puppet. Oh
I didn't see this.
Speaker 2: Oh in these strings they're going right up your pants.
Speaker 6: Please don't touch this.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I wouldn't touch those.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: So you're controlling the puppet the whole time with your
penis through kee gels. God, that's actually pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: God, your prostate must just be like shredded, like six
pack abs or something that's incredible. Wow. So you've just
been sitting there squeezing, and you're pretty good at ventriloquism,
aren't you.
Speaker 3: Can you throw your voice?
Speaker 4: Yeah the whole time?
Speaker 1: Wow, you said it without his mouth. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So sorry about cutting your arm off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, Clayton, is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry that I may have hidden the key inside
of your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: What what do you mean?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not his girlfriend?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, she's not here.
Speaker 6: Yeah I know. I enterr a box of chocolates last
night with a card from you.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, she did thank me for some chocolates. Wait,
why'd you do that? Why would you send chocolates to
her to hide the key inside of her? What are
you trying to hit on his girlfriend? Yeah, dude, that's
my girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, dude, that's not cool. The key
has to end up in someone.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: He put the key inside of the chocolates and then
she ate the chocolate, so the key was well, what
the fuck? She's not even here. It's chraz How are
we gonna get out? You have a backup key on you?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you have any more chocolates. I'll eat the chocolates.
Speaker 1: You've already had enough chocolate from that toilet, Chris, We're
not getting anymore.
Speaker 6: Look, I make the chocolate myself too, But.
Speaker 1: Enough with the chocolates. How do we get out if
she has the key? Do you have the backup key? Uh? No,
I don't so.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the water's getting pretty high. We're gonna drown here. Yeah,
you and your puppet.
Speaker 1: You didn't think to pack a backup key.
Speaker 6: Look, it's supposed to feel.
Speaker 1: Dire, Okay, it is good job.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't usually go like this.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we need a key to get out of
this door.
Speaker 1: It's in my girlfriend's stomach, probably, but she's at work.
Speaker 6: Can you call her?
Speaker 1: My cell phone's wet and it died.
Speaker 5: So no.
Speaker 1: This episode's coming out Monday, so maybe I don't know.
By the time people listen to it, they.
Speaker 2: Can find our dead bodies.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be finding an escape room filled with water
in three floating bodies, God damn it, and a stupid
puppet in a stupid, cute little punt. Not stupid.
Speaker 6: I'm intimidating, No you're not.
Speaker 3: You're fucking adorable.
Speaker 1: Look at you. Oh yeah, are you intimidating? What if
I pull on this drink? No, no, don't. Yeah, Well
I guess that's the episode. Okay, Well we're gonna just
die drown.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hold if there's a knock at the door, Oh thank god,
can you open it?
Speaker 3: The water we're locked in?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh thank god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a city plumbing. There's been reports of water. Yeah,
and tenants below you been complaining there's just a massive flood.
Who owns this property?
Speaker 1: Oh that's John here, the guy with his prostate connected
to that puppet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he's the owner.
Speaker 1: John.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2: He likes you to call him just no, no, just
call me John.
Speaker 5: This is gonna require a multi day fix. You're talking
thousands and thousands, thousands of dollars of property damage. Just
saw so. Oh, I hope you have a good amount
of savings. This could financially ruin you. I mean, this
is just just so.
Speaker 1: Do you have insurance? Maybe you don't, do you?
Speaker 6: Look the margins aren't great here.
Speaker 5: Well, that's not really my concern here. I'm gonna get
the water stopped. Okay, you are definitely gonna need to
meet with your landowner and also make do with the
tenants below you. I mean, this is a huge mess.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh man, here's my bill.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'm gonna go take care of downstairs because
I'm telling you it's just a mess.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for your service, city plumber guy? Wow?
Speaker 3: Just so how much does that bill for?
Speaker 6: I'll deal with it. I have a little contraption that
could put this plumber in and make this whole thing
go away.
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, well, I guess we want because there's still
time on the get the hell out of here?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna yelp or anything? Do you want to
take a photo like we escaped?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we escaped.
Speaker 6: I have some signs here. They all say I'm with stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, did we beat the high score? We were the
fastest time for this escape room. Yeah.
Speaker 6: You guys are just the smartest. You both are real geniuses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I grace, I fine, all right, I guess
we should go get that key out of your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, well well we'll mail you the key.
Speaker 6: Can I watch?
Speaker 3: No? No, what do you just saw?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we're gonna leave.
Speaker 1: That's been another episode of Good Morning from Hell. Chris.
You know, I'm glad we did that. As far as dates,
that was pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, maybe I'll come back.
Speaker 1: Juke Saw is probably gonna be out of business, but
you know, maybe I'll do another escape room with like
a competitor or something like that.
Speaker 6: Against all odds, I keep coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll probably have another Saw.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Well anyways, Heil Clayton.
Speaker 2: Thank you to David Spaira from the podcast Reality Escape
Pod and Pg's Playhouse for coming on as Jigsaw.
Speaker 7: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Woo, this is super fun. We're actually doing a collaboration together.
We're being Blaine. Are going to be on an episode
of pg's Playhouse. For people who aren't familiar, what is
Pg's Playhouse.
Speaker 7: Pg's Playhouse is a puzzle and trivia show. My co
host Pg Law hosts it. You really solving a whole
bunch of puzzles with me, and then afterwards we'll go
and explore a bit of trivia that the episode is
deemed against.
Speaker 1: Oh awesome, that'd be fun.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited to be on it. And then Reality
Escape Pod what is that?
Speaker 7: Reality Escape Pod is in its eleventh season and it
is a show where pgan I interview the creators of
escape rooms and immersive games and dive deep into their
craft and all the crazy things they've made. We've had
wonderful guests like Alan Lee of Exploding Kittens on and
Neil Patrick Harris who made a game called Box one
in Box two awesome. We've had tons of interesting people
on and we put a lot of love into each
and every show.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna have two uninteresting people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm excited to have you guys on here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Also, escape rooms are like a blast, so I'm really
excited to talk about that on you guys programs.
Speaker 2: So anyone who is a fan of escape rooms or
puzzles and things like that, they should go check out
these podcasts and they can find them anywhere listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 7: Anywhere you listen to podcasts, or you can find more
at room escape artists dot com.
Speaker 2: Awesome, awesome, Thank you so much, David. We're gonna go
talk about our worst sins, why we're going to hell
so see you next week.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a party. Yeah, Oh my god, I have
so many stories about escape rooms. Great me too, Bye bye.