Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you what are you doing over there?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I uh no, no, no, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a family heirloom. No, no, it's not a cane. It's
Speaker 1: a stick. Well, yeah, it's a proper stick. It came
Speaker 1: from this place called Bratton and I don't know, way
Speaker 1: way way back on probably my mother's side, a couple
Speaker 1: of times removed or something. There's some people from I
Speaker 1: don't know where, is it England. They were like yeah,
Speaker 1: right right, and bloody proper and stuff, and yeah, they
Speaker 1: brought that stick to my family. It's put it back.
Speaker 1: It's a uh no, please don't hand it to me. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's fun. You can hand it to me. I
Speaker 1: just say here, I just what. Oh no, it's just
Speaker 1: a If you hand the stick to someone and they
Speaker 1: accept it, then certain things happen, and if they don't
Speaker 1: accept it, worse than what do you mean, Oh well,
Speaker 1: nothing bad happened this time. It is at the benevolence
Speaker 1: of the stick handler. And see didn't do it. Then
Speaker 1: I guess the time is past. All let's go, let's
Speaker 1: go get some dinner. It's what, No, it's here, it's
Speaker 1: it's a stick. It's just a proper stick and we're
Speaker 1: gonna put it back and well, no, it's just if
Speaker 1: you're you're touching it. Oh, I know, I kicked I
Speaker 1: kicked you. I kis you. It's what you have to
Speaker 1: do whenever someone touches the stick and you're touching it.
Speaker 1: And since I'm the one that had it in my
Speaker 1: hands and then you touched it, I had to kick
Speaker 1: you and just well no, that's what. No, I can't
Speaker 1: there's a name for it, and I can't tell you
Speaker 1: what the name is because if I tell you what
Speaker 1: the name is, well then you have to do something
Speaker 1: to me. It's called a Yep, that's the name, and
Speaker 1: that's the name. I won't say it. Don't say it again.
Speaker 1: It's the again, it's it's a proper stick. Oh. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to keep kicking you. Just you
Speaker 1: just stopped saying the words. Just don't say the words.
Speaker 1: Don't say the words. Don't have to say the words.
Speaker 1: I don't have to say the words, and we can
Speaker 1: just move on like this neverver happened, you know, Like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, we'll put it back in. It's called a
Speaker 1: kicking stick out. Why would you do that? This is
Speaker 1: insane no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's no. I
Speaker 1: get it. You did it because you had to. But
Speaker 1: oh god, got my claws out on that when I
Speaker 1: scratched my legs a little old. There's a little blood there. No,
Speaker 1: it's fine. No, it tastes m god, break No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It tastes great. To be positive. It's my blood. It's delicious,
Speaker 1: all right. So we're gonna put the stick. Fine. So
Speaker 1: if you have a grievance to someone, yeah, you take
Speaker 1: the ki kicking stick. Had that one coming. You take
Speaker 1: the proper stick, and you go out to them and
Speaker 1: you say, well, here, take a hold, and if they
Speaker 1: don't take a hold, then you kick them between the legs.
Speaker 1: But if they take a hold, then you give them
Speaker 1: a nice swift kick to their shins or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if they take it, they understand that they have
Speaker 1: caused you grievances and they're going to well, they're gonna
Speaker 1: get it. And if they don't take it, then well,
Speaker 1: well then you get to cause more grievances upon them.
Speaker 1: It's the way it works. And yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you on that end, but I can
Speaker 1: tell you, yeah that this is a proper stick, and
Speaker 1: it's fabulous and it's amazing and it's great and honestly
Speaker 1: it's okay. No, he got a point there for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: deep breaths in, deep breaths. Whoo out. Okay, we're not
Speaker 1: kicking each other anymore. Out. I didn't say with the
Speaker 1: word stick. There are rules, so would you kindly take
Speaker 1: a hold remember the rules. Oh, I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: about that one, because now you know the rules. What well, No,
Speaker 1: I just started back in my family way back when
Speaker 1: someone started having a grievance not knowing what it was,
Speaker 1: and they continued having a grievance forever until they found
Speaker 1: a stick, and then they went up to someone and said, here,
Speaker 1: take it, and they gave him a kick. And then
Speaker 1: it just became a tradition, and then they started going
Speaker 1: to other villages and whatnot and teaching people about that.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, most let go family accounts have a
Speaker 1: proper stick in their house. This one happens to be
Speaker 1: my family's, and I'm the person who governs it. Well,
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to talk about the number of times
Speaker 1: we've used our sticks, because it's just it's not proper.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to try to compare. But I've used
Speaker 1: one exactly two hundred and ninety two times. Though I
Speaker 1: guess you can go to two hundred and ninety five
Speaker 1: because I use it a good three times right now.
Speaker 1: I do count. I just well, no, we're not supposed
Speaker 1: to count. I guess I wasn't supposed to, but I did.
Speaker 1: And no, it's a thin and I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you, but I will tell you this is
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. It can be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: See family re unions. We all bust out on our
Speaker 1: own and we go running around with each other, and
Speaker 1: then you go kicking each other, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden someone will grab a hold of yours and
Speaker 1: then they've got it and they're running on. You're trying
Speaker 1: to get them back, and then they up to someone
Speaker 1: and say, jolly good sir. Then get them a nice
Speaker 1: kick in the oh no, no, no, no, we don't kick
Speaker 1: in the keysters, just between the legs if they don't accept,
Speaker 1: and well in the shins if they do, except those
Speaker 1: are kind of boring. Yeah, it absolutely turns into a
Speaker 1: little bit of a game, doesn't it. But it's a
Speaker 1: fun game. No, Well, I wouldn't say that this is
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's violence per se. It is a
Speaker 1: way of getting out aggression in a You know, there's
Speaker 1: people who would say this is done in a positive light.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know who those people might be. My family
Speaker 1: members they would agree, m no, they're not a little
Speaker 1: bit biased. No no, no, no, no no, no, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I can tell you that there was this old fine,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you where the first stick came from. There
Speaker 1: was this old stinky dragon who was a little crotchy.
Speaker 1: And I'd be a little crotchy too, Yeah, if I
Speaker 1: had to wake up one day and find that there
Speaker 1: was a huge stick up my backside. And so my
Speaker 1: family went and helped this dragon with this problem and
Speaker 1: pulled it out, and well we found out why he
Speaker 1: was so cranky. He was full of shit. So anyways,
Speaker 1: after they got him cleaned up, because my family likes
Speaker 1: to make sure to take care of people, they took
Speaker 1: the stick back and people were making fun of them,
Speaker 1: even though they were richer than Midas. Now because the
Speaker 1: dragon absolutely is a sweetheart. And once the stick was
Speaker 1: out of his book, so then he paid them wealthily.
Speaker 1: They were so good. They had so much after they
Speaker 1: cleaned up all of them that went everywhere wolf who
Speaker 1: had offended God it is it's actually why he rested
Speaker 1: on the seventh day. Anyways, so after that happened, then
Speaker 1: the dragon just flew off and my family was able
Speaker 1: to take over the lands, and people back from our
Speaker 1: village made fun of them, even though they were richer
Speaker 1: than minus at the time, because they cleaned up all
Speaker 1: of that mess, and they too smelled a little unheavenly.
Speaker 1: And so that's when they first took the stick and said,
Speaker 1: would you like to take this jolly good sir? Why
Speaker 1: are you making fun of me? I can't, yeah, make
Speaker 1: the right accent. I'm sorry. So anyways, they took the
Speaker 1: stick and they got a swift kick, and that is
Speaker 1: where it came from. Well, yeah, I did say I
Speaker 1: didn't know exactly where it came Listen here, that's not
Speaker 1: the best story to tell. You just kept asking more questions.
Speaker 1: Usually we just cut it off at the family tradition,
Speaker 1: and no one asked much more than that. We don't
Speaker 1: really get into the family more unless you're in the family.
Speaker 1: But oh, does this mean we have to get married now? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, because like now you're kind of in the
Speaker 1: family because you know the family secret, unless you're willing
Speaker 1: to forget the secret by taking a hold of this. Still, no,
Speaker 1: that doesn't even have to kick you in the Why
Speaker 1: did you kick me? Oh? Well, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess we could consider you a family member. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Can we just go inside? I'm really hungry.
Speaker 1: I was really hoping to give you some cookies, and
Speaker 1: I was really hoping to get some milk, and you
Speaker 1: would definitely fill me full of meat. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: a carnivor. I know cats aren't really supposed to rar
Speaker 1: Did you not hear the pathetic? The ars? I'm more of?
Speaker 1: That sounded bad too, sounded like I absolutely would love
Speaker 1: a little bit more of something. All right, you know,
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go inside. And yeah, hey guys, as
Speaker 1: Seena Alexander here. I want to say a huge thank
Speaker 1: you to Eclipse Dragon and Yoshi for playing Fastmophobia with me.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure Green Dragon was there, Tabe. This
Speaker 1: Dragon was Eclipse that we were talking about for being
Speaker 1: such good sports. I rip on Eclipse all the time
Speaker 1: on our Discord server, which is one hundred percent free.
Speaker 1: We are looking at potentially going to being strictly eighteen plus.
Speaker 1: It's no ten, no shade against any particular personage, just
Speaker 1: the admin team has struggled with a lot of things recently,
Speaker 1: and one in particularly was the age age is being
Speaker 1: an issue on the service. So hate to say that
Speaker 1: if you are under eighteen again, the server is going
Speaker 1: to be taking a vote. But the good things happened
Speaker 1: on the server and our voice shots, which are always
Speaker 1: eighteen plus, we had a clips. Dragon and me were
Speaker 1: just gotten to the giggles, and I don't know why
Speaker 1: we came up with the kicken stick, but I started
Speaker 1: to dying laugh and when I told him I was
Speaker 1: gonna hit him with the kick and stick, and then
Speaker 1: the lure of the kick and stick spun like I
Speaker 1: didn't even have a definition of what that was. I
Speaker 1: just said words, and then he took off with it.
Speaker 1: And then this a sweetheart, cyber Blade who's also known
Speaker 1: as cyber Damon, I came on to the server and
Speaker 1: when I told him about it, he's like, it should
Speaker 1: be a proper kick and stick because he's British and
Speaker 1: he has like the cutest sucking accent. He's like, it
Speaker 1: should be a proper kick and stick. Love. That's not
Speaker 1: how his I can't do his accent. He sounds like Mamfossa.
Speaker 1: So just imagine Muve Fossa saying a proper kick and
Speaker 1: stick like James Earl Jones. It is so cute. I
Speaker 1: had such a giggle fit, so I had to make
Speaker 1: this audio. I get it like so few people are
Speaker 1: gonna find this funny. But to me, just imagine and
Speaker 1: someone grabbing one into the a stick and then you
Speaker 1: kicking them is hysterical and it clips is just always
Speaker 1: letting me laugh at him and is always such a
Speaker 1: good sport, and he knows that I love him, and
Speaker 1: he knows that it's like, it's no, it's it's nothing nasty,
Speaker 1: it's it's no ill intent whatsoever whenever we're giggling with
Speaker 1: each other. And then of course there's Yoshi, who I
Speaker 1: swear you're the catalyst for chaos, because even when he's
Speaker 1: not saying some crazy cool stuff, he is usually he's
Speaker 1: usually the person who is around whenever I think is
Speaker 1: something crazy and funny, and then it just takes off.
Speaker 1: We have lots of jokes that spawn from these two
Speaker 1: being around. Love to hang out with you guys, if
Speaker 1: you play seven days to die or fastmophobia getting more
Speaker 1: into I want to start playing some Lethal Company and
Speaker 1: World of Warcraft. Honestly, we need a rating guild World
Speaker 1: of Warcraft. I need an invincible mount more than I
Speaker 1: need to live. Anyways, I love you guys, and I
Speaker 1: will see you in the next audio. Bye.