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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you what are you doing over there?

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I uh no, no, no, that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a family heirloom. No, no, it's not a cane. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a stick. Well, yeah, it's a proper stick. It came

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<v Speaker 1>from this place called Bratton and I don't know, way

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<v Speaker 1>way way back on probably my mother's side, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times removed or something. There's some people from I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where, is it England. They were like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, and bloody proper and stuff, and yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>brought that stick to my family. It's put it back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a uh no, please don't hand it to me. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fun. You can hand it to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>just say here, I just what. Oh no, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a If you hand the stick to someone and they

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<v Speaker 1>accept it, then certain things happen, and if they don't

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<v Speaker 1>accept it, worse than what do you mean, Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing bad happened this time. It is at the benevolence

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<v Speaker 1>of the stick handler. And see didn't do it. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the time is past. All let's go, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go get some dinner. It's what, No, it's here, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's a stick. It's just a proper stick and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put it back and well, no, it's just if

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're touching it. Oh, I know, I kicked I

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<v Speaker 1>kicked you. I kis you. It's what you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do whenever someone touches the stick and you're touching it.

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<v Speaker 1>And since I'm the one that had it in my

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<v Speaker 1>hands and then you touched it, I had to kick

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<v Speaker 1>you and just well no, that's what. No, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>there's a name for it, and I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what the name is because if I tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>the name is, well then you have to do something

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It's called a Yep, that's the name, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's the name. I won't say it. Don't say it again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the again, it's it's a proper stick. Oh. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have to keep kicking you. Just you

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<v Speaker 1>just stopped saying the words. Just don't say the words.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say the words. Don't have to say the words.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to say the words, and we can

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<v Speaker 1>just move on like this neverver happened, you know, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine, we'll put it back in. It's called a

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<v Speaker 1>kicking stick out. Why would you do that? This is

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<v Speaker 1>insane no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's no. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You did it because you had to. But

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, got my claws out on that when I

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<v Speaker 1>scratched my legs a little old. There's a little blood there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. No, it tastes m god, break No, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes great. To be positive. It's my blood. It's delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So we're gonna put the stick. Fine. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a grievance to someone, yeah, you take

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<v Speaker 1>the ki kicking stick. Had that one coming. You take

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<v Speaker 1>the proper stick, and you go out to them and

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<v Speaker 1>you say, well, here, take a hold, and if they

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<v Speaker 1>don't take a hold, then you kick them between the legs.

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<v Speaker 1>But if they take a hold, then you give them

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<v Speaker 1>a nice swift kick to their shins or something. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they take it, they understand that they have

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<v Speaker 1>caused you grievances and they're going to well, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get it. And if they don't take it, then well,

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<v Speaker 1>well then you get to cause more grievances upon them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the way it works. And yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to tell you on that end, but I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, yeah that this is a proper stick, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's fabulous and it's amazing and it's great and honestly

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. No, he got a point there for sure. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>deep breaths in, deep breaths. Whoo out. Okay, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>kicking each other anymore. Out. I didn't say with the

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<v Speaker 1>word stick. There are rules, so would you kindly take

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<v Speaker 1>a hold remember the rules. Oh, I don't feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>about that one, because now you know the rules. What well, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I just started back in my family way back when

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<v Speaker 1>someone started having a grievance not knowing what it was,

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<v Speaker 1>and they continued having a grievance forever until they found

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<v Speaker 1>a stick, and then they went up to someone and said, here,

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<v Speaker 1>take it, and they gave him a kick. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it just became a tradition, and then they started going

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<v Speaker 1>to other villages and whatnot and teaching people about that.

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<v Speaker 1>So like, yeah, most let go family accounts have a

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<v Speaker 1>proper stick in their house. This one happens to be

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<v Speaker 1>my family's, and I'm the person who governs it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not supposed to talk about the number of times

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<v Speaker 1>we've used our sticks, because it's just it's not proper.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not supposed to try to compare. But I've used

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<v Speaker 1>one exactly two hundred and ninety two times. Though I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you can go to two hundred and ninety five

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<v Speaker 1>because I use it a good three times right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I do count. I just well, no, we're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to count. I guess I wasn't supposed to, but I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, it's a thin and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you, but I will tell you this is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. It can be a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>See family re unions. We all bust out on our

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<v Speaker 1>own and we go running around with each other, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you go kicking each other, and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden someone will grab a hold of yours and

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<v Speaker 1>then they've got it and they're running on. You're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get them back, and then they up to someone

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<v Speaker 1>and say, jolly good sir. Then get them a nice

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<v Speaker 1>kick in the oh no, no, no, no, we don't kick

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<v Speaker 1>in the keysters, just between the legs if they don't accept,

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<v Speaker 1>and well in the shins if they do, except those

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<v Speaker 1>are kind of boring. Yeah, it absolutely turns into a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a game, doesn't it. But it's a

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<v Speaker 1>fun game. No, Well, I wouldn't say that this is

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say it's violence per se. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>way of getting out aggression in a You know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>people who would say this is done in a positive light.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know who those people might be. My family

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<v Speaker 1>members they would agree, m no, they're not a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit biased. No no, no, no, no no, no, okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you that there was this old fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you where the first stick came from. There

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<v Speaker 1>was this old stinky dragon who was a little crotchy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'd be a little crotchy too, Yeah, if I

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<v Speaker 1>had to wake up one day and find that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a huge stick up my backside. And so my

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<v Speaker 1>family went and helped this dragon with this problem and

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<v Speaker 1>pulled it out, and well we found out why he

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<v Speaker 1>was so cranky. He was full of shit. So anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>after they got him cleaned up, because my family likes

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure to take care of people, they took

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<v Speaker 1>the stick back and people were making fun of them,

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<v Speaker 1>even though they were richer than Midas. Now because the

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<v Speaker 1>dragon absolutely is a sweetheart. And once the stick was

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<v Speaker 1>out of his book, so then he paid them wealthily.

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<v Speaker 1>They were so good. They had so much after they

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned up all of them that went everywhere wolf who

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<v Speaker 1>had offended God it is it's actually why he rested

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<v Speaker 1>on the seventh day. Anyways, so after that happened, then

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<v Speaker 1>the dragon just flew off and my family was able

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<v Speaker 1>to take over the lands, and people back from our

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<v Speaker 1>village made fun of them, even though they were richer

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<v Speaker 1>than minus at the time, because they cleaned up all

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<v Speaker 1>of that mess, and they too smelled a little unheavenly.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that's when they first took the stick and said,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to take this jolly good sir? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you making fun of me? I can't, yeah, make

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<v Speaker 1>the right accent. I'm sorry. So anyways, they took the

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<v Speaker 1>stick and they got a swift kick, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>where it came from. Well, yeah, I did say I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know exactly where it came Listen here, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the best story to tell. You just kept asking more questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually we just cut it off at the family tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>and no one asked much more than that. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>really get into the family more unless you're in the family.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, does this mean we have to get married now? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, because like now you're kind of in the

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<v Speaker 1>family because you know the family secret, unless you're willing

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<v Speaker 1>to forget the secret by taking a hold of this. Still, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't even have to kick you in the Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you kick me? Oh? Well, no, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we could consider you a family member. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Can we just go inside? I'm really hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really hoping to give you some cookies, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was really hoping to get some milk, and you

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<v Speaker 1>would definitely fill me full of meat. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a carnivor. I know cats aren't really supposed to rar

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not hear the pathetic? The ars? I'm more of?

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<v Speaker 1>That sounded bad too, sounded like I absolutely would love

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more of something. All right, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, let's go inside. And yeah, hey guys, as

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<v Speaker 1>Seena Alexander here. I want to say a huge thank

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<v Speaker 1>you to Eclipse Dragon and Yoshi for playing Fastmophobia with me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm pretty sure Green Dragon was there, Tabe. This

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<v Speaker 1>Dragon was Eclipse that we were talking about for being

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<v Speaker 1>such good sports. I rip on Eclipse all the time

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<v Speaker 1>on our Discord server, which is one hundred percent free.

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<v Speaker 1>We are looking at potentially going to being strictly eighteen plus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no ten, no shade against any particular personage, just

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<v Speaker 1>the admin team has struggled with a lot of things recently,

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<v Speaker 1>and one in particularly was the age age is being

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<v Speaker 1>an issue on the service. So hate to say that

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<v Speaker 1>if you are under eighteen again, the server is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be taking a vote. But the good things happened

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<v Speaker 1>on the server and our voice shots, which are always

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen plus, we had a clips. Dragon and me were

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<v Speaker 1>just gotten to the giggles, and I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>we came up with the kicken stick, but I started

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<v Speaker 1>to dying laugh and when I told him I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hit him with the kick and stick, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the lure of the kick and stick spun like I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even have a definition of what that was. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said words, and then he took off with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this a sweetheart, cyber Blade who's also known

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<v Speaker 1>as cyber Damon, I came on to the server and

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<v Speaker 1>when I told him about it, he's like, it should

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<v Speaker 1>be a proper kick and stick because he's British and

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<v Speaker 1>he has like the cutest sucking accent. He's like, it

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<v Speaker 1>should be a proper kick and stick. Love. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>how his I can't do his accent. He sounds like Mamfossa.

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<v Speaker 1>So just imagine Muve Fossa saying a proper kick and

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<v Speaker 1>stick like James Earl Jones. It is so cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>had such a giggle fit, so I had to make

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<v Speaker 1>this audio. I get it like so few people are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find this funny. But to me, just imagine and

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<v Speaker 1>someone grabbing one into the a stick and then you

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<v Speaker 1>kicking them is hysterical and it clips is just always

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<v Speaker 1>letting me laugh at him and is always such a

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<v Speaker 1>good sport, and he knows that I love him, and

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<v Speaker 1>he knows that it's like, it's no, it's it's nothing nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's no ill intent whatsoever whenever we're giggling with

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<v Speaker 1>each other. And then of course there's Yoshi, who I

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<v Speaker 1>swear you're the catalyst for chaos, because even when he's

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<v Speaker 1>not saying some crazy cool stuff, he is usually he's

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<v Speaker 1>usually the person who is around whenever I think is

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<v Speaker 1>something crazy and funny, and then it just takes off.

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<v Speaker 1>We have lots of jokes that spawn from these two

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<v Speaker 1>being around. Love to hang out with you guys, if

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<v Speaker 1>you play seven days to die or fastmophobia getting more

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<v Speaker 1>into I want to start playing some Lethal Company and

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<v Speaker 1>World of Warcraft. Honestly, we need a rating guild World

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<v Speaker 1>of Warcraft. I need an invincible mount more than I

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<v Speaker 1>need to live. Anyways, I love you guys, and I

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<v Speaker 1>will see you in the next audio. Bye.