Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I came up in Jersey City, New Jersey, great backgrounds,
Speaker 2: bust my ass and everything I've done track star. A
Speaker 2: lot of people don't know I came up as a
Speaker 2: track star. I ran with some of the greatest runners
Speaker 2: in the world called Lewis. But now those skeets near Maya.
Speaker 2: So just some great young track stars who pretty much
Speaker 2: taught me the the word never to give never to
Speaker 2: give up. My high school was just we was just
Speaker 2: determined to win championships. So I'm going somewhere with this
Speaker 2: determined to win championships. And that same DNA that was
Speaker 2: embedded in me as a kid, I still use it
Speaker 2: to this very day. People want to know why, being
Speaker 2: almost sixty years old, how do I get the energy
Speaker 2: to continue? And I tell people I was just born,
Speaker 2: But it's in my DNA. I just like winning and
Speaker 2: I love helping people. I always knew that it's not
Speaker 2: about how good I am as a stand up comic.
Speaker 2: It's just whatever I do, I always try.
Speaker 1: To be the best.
Speaker 2: And so when I used to meet people after going
Speaker 2: to college getting my master's degree, even when I sold
Speaker 2: drugs and some of my friends went to prison, and
Speaker 2: I always I've always been lucky and everything I did
Speaker 2: and I got an entertainment, but I always wanted to win.
Speaker 2: So man into one of the coolest young men ever
Speaker 2: in the world. To me, it was the lay easy
Speaker 2: and me easy and hooked up. It took me on
Speaker 2: my first national tour and didn't know then what I
Speaker 2: know now. I mean if I who would ever thought
Speaker 2: that they would grow to be such a huge Sure, because.
Speaker 3: It's either coming up you don't really know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's excitement because.
Speaker 2: You like their music and these young kids, and I
Speaker 2: was older than them, so I moved different. So when
Speaker 2: they was fucking women in the room, I was a player,
Speaker 2: you know. I get one check Chris style, I go
Speaker 2: on the road doorshut. I ain't have no orgy like.
Speaker 2: I'm into treating women like queens, you know. So after
Speaker 2: we did that, then I just ran into everybody. Teddy,
Speaker 2: Riley and Guy toured with them, met Damon Dash and they.
Speaker 2: I hired jay Z when he was when I was
Speaker 2: thirty five, gave him fifteen hundred dollars to do my
Speaker 2: birthday party, and then we went on the national tour
Speaker 2: or not life. Then I ran into baby and Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2: He was like sixteen years old and did the movie
Speaker 2: Ball of Blocking with them and went on their national tour,
Speaker 2: ran into another young man, did his movie and never
Speaker 2: knew he was gonna blow up to be this big.
Speaker 2: It was amazing. And Vin Diesel like, I'm staying in
Speaker 2: Sheraton University right now, I'm on the elevator. This motherfucker
Speaker 2: on the door out coming down. Remember this motherfucker was
Speaker 2: just starting out.
Speaker 4: How does that make you feel knowing that you've you know,
Speaker 4: someone says starting out and how big of stars they are.
Speaker 4: Do you still have relationships with these people that you have,
Speaker 4: because you know, it's all walks of life, and you know,
Speaker 4: people grow up. You never know if you keep in
Speaker 4: contact with these people.
Speaker 1: Or what I'm seeing that I never knew everybody had
Speaker 1: this much love and respect for me.
Speaker 2: And it's just an awesome feeling that the Internet changed
Speaker 2: my life, right.
Speaker 1: Because we was just talking a beutfore we got on
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 3: Yes, how the Internet has changed the world.
Speaker 1: See, I always had money, but I didn't have the connections.
Speaker 2: And I always put people on but nobody knew which
Speaker 2: way I was going.
Speaker 1: And I've always been a boss. What I mean by
Speaker 1: that is I've.
Speaker 2: Always made it, always want to be independent, and that
Speaker 2: means everything to me, because when you've gone through so much,
Speaker 2: down on this person's number, meeting this person flying across
Speaker 2: the country, flying across the world, to be let down,
Speaker 2: you get tired of this shit. And I think I
Speaker 2: never got burnt out. And it's the fans. The people
Speaker 2: are listening to me now, will see me in the
Speaker 2: street and say, oh my god, you are fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: And all the comedians know, every comic in the world
Speaker 2: knows that I'm that dude on that mic.
Speaker 1: So I just kept swinging.
Speaker 2: You know, my street dudes used to always tell me,
Speaker 2: you know, keep swinging champ, assuming that you're gonna get
Speaker 2: a knockout. Then I always had another daman, ericbond Zip
Speaker 2: by Harlem French. You remember Eric bon Zip. That was
Speaker 2: my you know, we used to be roommates, you know,
Speaker 2: when he was hustling back in the day. And Eric
Speaker 2: von Zip used to always say, the.
Speaker 1: Niggas who get the money later get more money than
Speaker 1: the niggas who get it earlier.
Speaker 2: So here we are sitting with this beautiful lady. Then
Speaker 2: I got into management. I put a lot of people
Speaker 2: on from Mike Gps to DL Hughley finally dropped my
Speaker 2: special on Amazon because you know, people so brainwashed they
Speaker 2: want to do HBO, they will do Netflix because it's just.
Speaker 3: The name, the brand.
Speaker 4: They don't know what that really means when it comes
Speaker 4: to dollars and cents in the back of mind of
Speaker 4: it all, because it's really not what it all appears
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Shiny and gold is usually not the best way to go.
Speaker 2: Being in power to me is everything. I ain't got
Speaker 2: a call, no executive. I'm the executive. I know the
Speaker 2: date that I want to put out my special right now.
Speaker 2: It's the numb one special in the world on Amazon.
Speaker 4: Fake accomplishment that yeah, and what people do to like
Speaker 4: have that, he said, like the entrepreneurship of you don't
Speaker 4: know where all these struggles, like where it went to,
Speaker 4: but the heart like when that pays off and when
Speaker 4: you get that satisfaction of knowing that you were always
Speaker 4: going to be a boss. But she didn't know what
Speaker 4: that was going to really mean. Yes, but it just
Speaker 4: comes into its own.
Speaker 2: Light, right, and just being independent And I try to
Speaker 2: teach people the game of independency. C don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2: I'll take a check from Netflix, but once they pay you,
Speaker 2: you have no more control. Well, the great thing that
Speaker 2: people don't know about Amazon is when you put your
Speaker 2: special out and it does well, you get a piece
Speaker 2: of the revenue. Nice month, so they make millions.
Speaker 1: Of dollars, you get a taste of that. At least
Speaker 1: that's my deal.
Speaker 3: You hear that private talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so people need to understand I always try to
Speaker 2: go to the opposite direction everybody else go. If everybody's
Speaker 2: going left, I'm going to go right. At first, I
Speaker 2: thought I was crazy that following the lead.
Speaker 1: I never did deaf jam or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I just really did my thing. I just really wanted
Speaker 2: to be me, you know. So when I'm on stage,
Speaker 2: I wear the hat to decide to t shirt to jeans.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to dress up like Steve Harvey or
Speaker 2: d L. You know, even though I could. You know,
Speaker 2: I get shop on the airs and.
Speaker 1: Man, but you know, I want to show the tattoos.
Speaker 2: And you know, and and and they called me the
Speaker 2: jewel drop of the lake Spreader because the knowledge is
Speaker 2: so cold and information that women want to fuck, but
Speaker 2: they not knowing that I'm almost sixty years old, that
Speaker 2: all you're getting from me is snuggles.
Speaker 4: Snuggle, So no more fucking. At sixty you're just snuggling.
Speaker 1: I still can fuck.
Speaker 2: I could have been a porn star and you get
Speaker 2: jokes at the same time. Yeah, but you learn how
Speaker 2: to manage your energy, okay, because when you could fuck
Speaker 2: that good, you just don't want to give everybody the
Speaker 2: proper dick stroke.
Speaker 3: See I am different.
Speaker 4: I could fuck that good, and I wanted to get
Speaker 4: everyone to show how great I was because I'm gonna
Speaker 4: make a name by herself. If I was gonna do it,
Speaker 4: I was gonna go big and not go home.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to explain something to you what that means. Now,
Speaker 2: See that means you're under thirty or under thirty five.
Speaker 3: I'm thirty four, Thank you very much. I'm anp plause
Speaker 3: myself because I know I like that. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going somewhere with this. I'm going somewhere
Speaker 2: with this, is what I'm saying. See, when you're under
Speaker 2: thirty four, you're still exploring life. See, everything you do
Speaker 2: is a puzzle. Every step you take.
Speaker 1: Is building a foundation. Right, So we're gonna call them
Speaker 1: your explore years. Akai is your whole years.
Speaker 4: Thirties are or under thirty from like every time I
Speaker 4: started fucking until thirty four.
Speaker 1: Everything from twenty one to thirty sixty is the official.
Speaker 3: Those are official whole years.
Speaker 4: Wow, you've heard it here at first private talk to
Speaker 4: the whole years. It's twenty one to thirty six years.
Speaker 2: Watch what I'm about to tell you now, if you're
Speaker 2: holding over thirty six, you're not good at what you're doing, okay, see,
Speaker 2: because the whole is to pull the right man into
Speaker 2: your life for security because so much goes with planning.
Speaker 2: Watch where I'm going now, I'm following.
Speaker 1: Most women don't plan.
Speaker 2: Okay, they just fuck not understand and let me think
Speaker 2: about my future because when you're fifty sixty years old,
Speaker 2: you have to have structure, right, you have to have money,
Speaker 2: you have to have security, as they used to say
Speaker 2: when we was growing up, and women don't think that
Speaker 2: far down the field. So you see so many beautiful
Speaker 2: women in that's gorgeous at forty five fifty and no
Speaker 2: security bonds, no life insurance policy, no benefits. All they
Speaker 2: get is an occasional dick and a drink that.
Speaker 3: Ain't fun for anybody.
Speaker 4: I secured the bag, I secured the bonds. I secured
Speaker 4: it with my fucking though. So I'm a little bit different.
Speaker 1: See, but it's my.
Speaker 3: Percentage, like a two percenter or specific.
Speaker 1: But what we're trying to do. Then, some people get
Speaker 1: lucky in this universe, but this is not about you.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is not about you. Let's stay. It's
Speaker 1: important that we share.
Speaker 3: A buildings private talk. Wants to know. I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4: Relevance because some of it. I get where you're going
Speaker 4: and this is a mass thing. But you for me
Speaker 4: as a woman, you're grouping a whole category of women
Speaker 4: into one thing of why we.
Speaker 3: Don't do such things?
Speaker 2: No, No, what we're doing is given knowledge, yes, and people.
Speaker 2: My job here today is to give the information to
Speaker 2: them how they process it? Right, We give information because
Speaker 2: what we're doing now, since I'm much older and you
Speaker 2: said you're thirty four and I'm almost sixty, my goal
Speaker 2: on this earth is to drop knowledge.
Speaker 1: I like that you understand, so people.
Speaker 2: People will take your perspective, right, they'll take my perspective
Speaker 2: and things you've done in the past to now say,
Speaker 2: you know what I really like what this brother was saying,
Speaker 2: because we really need to hear this. We need to
Speaker 2: hear a man that can take a woman by a
Speaker 2: hand and really make her more of a queen.
Speaker 3: I respect that.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, So when when we don't plan, so what
Speaker 4: is there after a thirty six plan?
Speaker 2: What is Well, everything is just really about planning. So
Speaker 2: even though you was talking about how now pussy is
Speaker 2: powerful if it falls into the wrong hands, right, But
Speaker 2: pussy is dangerous to mostly all men in the universe.
Speaker 2: That's why sexual harassment is on a high level. Men
Speaker 2: are going to prison over this type of thing because
Speaker 2: most men don't have conversation. If most men took the
Speaker 2: time to get to know the young lady about the fuck,
Speaker 2: I guarantee they.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't fuck them.
Speaker 2: Facts because after you fucking even like the bitch crazy
Speaker 2: or so many different levels.
Speaker 1: You know, you're like, god, damn yo yo, see this
Speaker 1: bitch crazy.
Speaker 4: So how do you think you navigated your way throughout
Speaker 4: the pussy and keeping on straight and a straight track
Speaker 4: of where your persistence are.
Speaker 1: Respect what you're saying. And it wasn't good for me.
Speaker 2: I was one of the people who had to roll
Speaker 2: the dice and make mistakes as we go on. But
Speaker 2: that's why if you haven't been through anything, you can't
Speaker 2: teach nobody nothing right.
Speaker 1: So I've been through this.
Speaker 2: So my goal is if I could just get one
Speaker 2: person out of one hundred thousands of other people that
Speaker 2: listen to your show, I've done my job because I
Speaker 2: get tired of watching the news and seeing being going
Speaker 2: to jail over sex. Because I'm tired of seeing Bill
Speaker 2: Coyle's were getting locked up, the all celebrities and not
Speaker 2: knowing how to navigate. And what I used to say
Speaker 2: is that, see, I came up in an era where
Speaker 2: we knew how to I'm gonna say it, so I
Speaker 2: keep it real.
Speaker 1: We knew how to mac bitches. You know we mack.
Speaker 2: You called seduce, you talk to yeah, seduce and take
Speaker 2: her out to eating.
Speaker 1: Everything. Thing was about the abbiance, the lifestyle.
Speaker 2: You're gonna treat woman, right, But people fucking easy now,
Speaker 2: right most you've got men getting money at a certain
Speaker 2: level so they pay for it, right, Or give a
Speaker 2: woman drugs and she fucking have that, But the woman
Speaker 2: is not getting substance from the man because you gotta
Speaker 2: when you leave, you have to learn through life so
Speaker 2: that you don't make the same mistakes. You know, there's
Speaker 2: some women in this world who are just built for beauty,
Speaker 2: but not to raise the family. But men make the
Speaker 2: mistake to have children with this person. But I call
Speaker 2: it most women and some men are not properly prepared
Speaker 2: to be in the universe, like your parents sent you
Speaker 2: through the universe unprepared, no money, no education, do how
Speaker 2: to wash dishes, don't know how to control the climate
Speaker 2: of the room. Right, So as you get older through experiences,
Speaker 2: through your friends. Believe it not, your friends are so
Speaker 2: power because they could either take your direction of failure
Speaker 2: drugs and confused, or they can hand you to become
Speaker 2: a better person and then sex.
Speaker 1: So power based on the person.
Speaker 2: Look what's going on with the in London with the
Speaker 2: girl named Prince Harry. Now you know he should have
Speaker 2: never married her. He stuck his dick in her and
Speaker 2: lost his damn mind.
Speaker 4: Now now you think that's all because of the power
Speaker 4: of the pussy, Because.
Speaker 2: He got hooked and everybody, every everybody's listen, got one
Speaker 2: of them stories, a crazy baby mama, crazy baby daddy.
Speaker 2: But because of how he was raised, he gonna stick
Speaker 2: with the bitch.
Speaker 1: Because it's on at his eyes. This is my wife.
Speaker 2: They never had no problems before and this is uproar
Speaker 2: and motherfucking powerace Like we ain't never seeing this ship.
Speaker 1: So you know it's.
Speaker 5: Her, this bitch winning there and caused confusion because that's
Speaker 5: nigga mentality.
Speaker 2: I don't care what nobody said. She started this bullshit
Speaker 2: and he should have married someone that was in that
Speaker 2: line of lifestyle.
Speaker 3: I can respect that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So what that being said, are you yourself married? How
Speaker 4: do you feel about it?
Speaker 1: I don't believe in marriage.
Speaker 4: You don't believe in marriage? Why don't you believe in marriage?
Speaker 1: Think it is not natural?
Speaker 4: Do you have a partner that you've been with the
Speaker 4: long period of time where you just don't believe in
Speaker 4: being with? Like like a because some people, they say
Speaker 4: don't believe in mariage, but they still have a unity
Speaker 4: of some type of like you.
Speaker 2: Know what, they better hope I wake up the next
Speaker 2: day they got that they have what they have a shot.
Speaker 3: That they have a shot.
Speaker 1: Hey, for real, I see it in your face.
Speaker 4: I think from but that's like that to me, I
Speaker 4: feel like that's what's part of like the grown like
Speaker 4: sexy whatever. You know what you want, you know what
Speaker 4: you don't want, and you can irrespectful and you're not
Speaker 4: going about it in a way.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of things that you're saying.
Speaker 4: With like why I liked having you here, and to
Speaker 4: like bring the knowledge out in the respectful way that
Speaker 4: you do is the fact is it's communication. People are
Speaker 4: afraid to talk about taboo subjects even though they're willing
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 3: But they're not afraid.
Speaker 4: They're not they're not willing to listen and just talk
Speaker 4: about it with their friends or if their partner, which
Speaker 4: is really like taboo and like ironic and it should
Speaker 4: be the opposite way. Is that And that's where I
Speaker 4: feel like the miscommunication comes and a lot of more
Speaker 4: problems arise that shouldn't if it would have been talked
Speaker 4: about in the beginning.
Speaker 2: Here's the main problem, right, Most people don't don't know
Speaker 2: who they are.
Speaker 1: Most people lie, and.
Speaker 4: Those years that you're talking about, I agree with that
Speaker 4: as well, because between twenty one and thirty six, I've
Speaker 4: thought I was a lot of different things, and I've
Speaker 4: grown up and some things are still similar in certain things,
Speaker 4: it's just different you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I see you have a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of women about you and it's coming. You're just
Speaker 2: getting started, you know.
Speaker 1: But it's most people are liars to themselves.
Speaker 2: They think they should be married, they marry somebody, they
Speaker 2: think they're not happy.
Speaker 4: The idealism of what people put in your head exactly
Speaker 4: because we all are influenced, right, you know, you see
Speaker 4: somebody on TV and it got a nice pace.
Speaker 2: Ooh, that influence to go get that. You see a sandwich,
Speaker 2: your influence to get that.
Speaker 1: Right. So in relationship, since we talk about relationships, it's
Speaker 1: you think you should be married.
Speaker 2: That ain't for everybody, and most people will put themselves
Speaker 2: in that situation later on find that they're not happy
Speaker 2: to press. Sometimes they become cheaters. The girl is depressed
Speaker 2: and women get tied to you know, and they try
Speaker 2: to hold tight to that relationship because it is And
Speaker 2: I see some relationships that might be amazing, and some
Speaker 2: relationship they put on the good front in front of
Speaker 2: people behind closed doors, it's horrible. The greatest ship I
Speaker 2: can give the people is work hard to have peace
Speaker 2: of mind and learn how to live by yourself before
Speaker 2: you want to live with somebody else. Like learn to love,
Speaker 2: you learn to be by yourself, learned to when you
Speaker 2: have those moments I'm lonely or depressed, you know, to
Speaker 2: get some dick. You know, that was the moment you
Speaker 2: fucked the wrong guy. It gets you pregnant. Now you're
Speaker 2: child sport trying to check them off down to pay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that ain't me, but I really feel how it
Speaker 4: is because for me, I have been married, I'm divorced,
Speaker 4: and I've been divorced for I did. And that's why
Speaker 4: I understand. I respect the whole thing of like how
Speaker 4: you change, and you know, sometimes you change together, sometimes
Speaker 4: you don't. Sometimes you know, it's like you thought. I
Speaker 4: For me, it was mainly because I thought I had
Speaker 4: to be married by a certain thing and not by
Speaker 4: an age, but because of the profession I chose, I
Speaker 4: felt like I was maybe A it wouldn't have ever happened,
Speaker 4: or B it was just like I needed to do.
Speaker 3: It to prove a point to who.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I felt like that was like
Speaker 4: those stigmas, and so in my mind, you know, I
Speaker 4: don't regret getting married. I just feel like I chose
Speaker 4: the wrong person at those times because it just it
Speaker 4: was for the wrong reasons. But I knew it was
Speaker 4: wrong before I did it.
Speaker 3: I just didn't know how to relate that because you know,
Speaker 3: in it all and.
Speaker 4: Partially, but we were in the same industry, so it
Speaker 4: was very like, you know, and and I still like,
Speaker 4: why I say I don't choose to say that I
Speaker 4: didn't think that I shouldn't be married was because I
Speaker 4: did love and have love for him and that whole
Speaker 4: ideal thing.
Speaker 3: But for me, I think that the.
Speaker 4: Timing, because of the age time, it was just too
Speaker 4: I was rushing into an ideal of like what the
Speaker 4: fairy tale would never be because we weren't growing together,
Speaker 4: we were growing separately.
Speaker 3: And it's just sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 4: So like those years are very crucial years of knowing
Speaker 4: and just respecting and like in kind of seeing the
Speaker 4: difference of.
Speaker 3: Not just like like acting.
Speaker 4: Like for me, I feel like people just react to react,
Speaker 4: like you said, if they're just they don't talk to
Speaker 4: that person that they're going to fuck, they just want
Speaker 4: to drink and give.
Speaker 3: Drugs and right, right, So then it becomes a whole thing.
Speaker 4: And then the time that you communicate, you're just like, really,
Speaker 4: I really did this and like and then it's too late,
Speaker 4: you know. And so that's why for me it's again.
Speaker 4: I will touch it once when it's hot, but I
Speaker 4: will put my hand back.
Speaker 3: So we'll learn and know it.
Speaker 1: Right. I can't wait to see when you're forty forty
Speaker 1: five me either. Glad.
Speaker 2: People think this lod, people think that old, but it's
Speaker 2: not old. Like You're going to be awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: I feel like for you know, when I was younger,
Speaker 4: I was like when you think about like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: a big thirty and I was like, man, that's old.
Speaker 3: But now when you're thirty, are just like, I don't
Speaker 3: feel that at all.
Speaker 1: It's like I saw afraid to say they get old,
Speaker 1: but I said I'm not.
Speaker 3: I felt comfortable.
Speaker 1: I tell people who want to die today, they're like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, well, embrace it. Yeah, because the goal is
Speaker 1: to get as many men as out as motherfucker as
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 3: That's true, and you never know it could be tomorrow's.
Speaker 1: Right, you don't know, so yeah, get at all.
Speaker 4: I don't mind any of that. So how do you
Speaker 4: feel with this day and age? With like high we said,
Speaker 4: on Internet's like such a big thing. It's changed everybody's
Speaker 4: like world realistically, like work wise and how much.
Speaker 1: The breach that we have.
Speaker 3: But how do you feel about like.
Speaker 4: Ig comedians were who aren't really like comedians of sorts,
Speaker 4: but they like preface themselves if they're doing monologue, whatever
Speaker 4: they're doing, right, I think.
Speaker 2: That the world has just changed, and we are dinosaurs
Speaker 2: to a certain extent because we didn't come up that way.
Speaker 1: But the goal is you have to.
Speaker 2: Learn to change with the times. You know, who had
Speaker 2: ever thought that we on the cell phone we could
Speaker 2: watch somebody clear across on the fucking world and facetim right,
Speaker 2: And you just got to learn to embrace it and
Speaker 2: try to find a way that you can win, find
Speaker 2: out the just the strategies, because most of those comedians
Speaker 2: have the audience, but they're gonna have the talent. My
Speaker 2: wish for them is that hopefully that they work hard
Speaker 2: at their craft and the talent would match the views
Speaker 2: and match the following that they have, and.
Speaker 1: They got time that mostly most of these people are.
Speaker 2: Young and in and has only been around with maybe
Speaker 2: ten twenty years at the most. Yeah, and so it's
Speaker 2: only gonna get better, people gonna learn and I'm just
Speaker 2: glad that we were here to see this change from benefiting. Yeah, Facebook, Google, damn,
Speaker 2: who would ever think that?
Speaker 1: Amazon? Who whatever? Post clicks this ship, Uber eats this.
Speaker 1: This shit is insane.
Speaker 3: It is pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: You could actually sit home and somebody can bring you
Speaker 1: something from McDonald.
Speaker 3: You don't have to leave your house out for anything.
Speaker 2: Nowadays you can see them up fucking driving down the street.
Speaker 2: App you can see them coming in three minutes they
Speaker 2: go on the fucking way. This shit is motherfucking amazing.
Speaker 3: It is pretty crazy.
Speaker 4: So the next question I have is like nowadays, like
Speaker 4: because we're in such like I feel like I don't
Speaker 4: know if vulnerable is the word, but so sensitive, how
Speaker 4: do you be away like telling jokes now where people
Speaker 4: get so like offended easily the use.
Speaker 3: Does that affect the way that you.
Speaker 1: Approached, does it? But I do find that interesting.
Speaker 2: Man, It's yeah, nobody really bothers me, I think because
Speaker 2: of the respect of a man thing. But I see
Speaker 2: the sensitivity out the end of the world and it's
Speaker 2: just really crazy and all the way down to bullying, right.
Speaker 3: And I feel like people use that word so like
Speaker 3: loosely like, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I can't understand somebody can read something and
Speaker 2: say I got bullied, nobody touched you, or people got
Speaker 2: bully and want to commit suicide. You know, like parents
Speaker 2: have to start talking shit to their kids again.
Speaker 1: Young. Yeah, motherfucker you you gotta talk to your kids.
Speaker 2: You gotta call them nicknames and all that kind of
Speaker 2: shit to get them to practice. Right, so when they
Speaker 2: in school, they got quick comebacks because they prepared.
Speaker 1: You know, all this love shit and hugging kids all
Speaker 1: the time. Everyone's a winner, right, And you got parents
Speaker 1: not being parents.
Speaker 2: They're letting these boys putting nail polish on and finger
Speaker 2: their skirts and ship. This is getting the fuck out
Speaker 2: of hand because parents are not parents, their friends to
Speaker 2: their children. And you have to be hard on your
Speaker 2: kids and teach them and send them into the universe prepared.
Speaker 1: And if you could do that, you know you've done
Speaker 1: something special.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like in this day and age, I feel
Speaker 4: like it's really hard because there's a lot of coddling
Speaker 4: going on. Yes, yes, like everyone is like but back
Speaker 4: in the day, like you have to make friends and
Speaker 4: go outside and play and make friends. Now you have
Speaker 4: set up play dates that you're supposed like you're made
Speaker 4: to be friends with someone. I feel like it's made
Speaker 4: like the and that's in trickling down even relationships and
Speaker 4: made it like there's no you don't work for it,
Speaker 4: it's given to you.
Speaker 2: I just want men to talk and women to talk
Speaker 2: to each other. Or you go outside and play. God damn,
Speaker 2: nobody go outside and play. Now he's growing up to
Speaker 2: see people double dutch and it was the ship.
Speaker 1: You're a double dutch playing football outside and as.
Speaker 2: You playing, a car come around the corner and you
Speaker 2: everybody say car step to the side, that the car
Speaker 2: go back, or you break your arm and you couldn't
Speaker 2: go to the hospital, and they're like, yo, we just
Speaker 2: need you for one more play and we take it
Speaker 2: to the hell you're dying.
Speaker 1: You ran into a fucking two thousand pound vehicle. Your
Speaker 1: ribs just crushed and needs all that, but they need you.
Speaker 1: You can't let you block down. It's crazy now, bruh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But I have a question, how do you think about
Speaker 2: the politics today between how the Republicans know that their
Speaker 2: lion stands up for Donald Trump, you know, and do
Speaker 2: you think that they stand up for Donald Trump or
Speaker 2: do you see Donald Trump is a liar and you
Speaker 2: believe him, or do you see, damn he's a liar
Speaker 2: and the Republicans on these congressional hearings yelling and screaming defending.
Speaker 4: I definitely think, you know, obviously he's a liar. I
Speaker 4: feel like I think they're just trying to stay faced,
Speaker 4: which I don't think is right, and I don't think
Speaker 4: it's I think that's why we're in the fucked up
Speaker 4: situation that we were in, and I just I kind
Speaker 4: of just start to stay out of that whole thing,
Speaker 4: which isn't, you know, always the correct way to do
Speaker 4: about things.
Speaker 1: Right. I'm gonna tell you the issue is right crazy
Speaker 1: because the stock market is amazing right.
Speaker 3: Now, and that's why the people.
Speaker 1: That's why he's not exactly out about.
Speaker 3: He's making people.
Speaker 4: The most money that in America that they ever have,
Speaker 4: and so right now it's financially it's great for us.
Speaker 4: So that's why people aren't going to really make anything happen.
Speaker 4: And even from the impeachment, everyone thought that was going
Speaker 4: to be a big thing and he was going to
Speaker 4: get out right away. That's not how impeachment works, right,
Speaker 4: And so I feel like that's why people know surface
Speaker 4: government things, but they don't know fully what it is
Speaker 4: or do they know that that's not going to readily
Speaker 4: ever happen. I don't believe he's ever going to be
Speaker 4: impeached because it's not going to allow that to happen.
Speaker 4: Ignore will any of these people that are backing him
Speaker 4: and standing up for him and screaming doing this is
Speaker 4: because they're making too much money for something that to
Speaker 4: go away.
Speaker 2: I find it fascinating you, I find it. But what
Speaker 2: I try to teach people in the universe, especially after Americans, right,
Speaker 2: is that we only hit one black president and we
Speaker 2: all survived when before Obama got into office. So the
Speaker 2: goal in this universe is to always understand opportunity, no
Speaker 2: matter who's in office.
Speaker 1: I metterhe I find.
Speaker 2: Opportunities to truly be successful and find a way for
Speaker 2: your family or yourself or your children, whatever the whatever
Speaker 2: hand that you've been dealt, you got to learn how
Speaker 2: to play that hand.
Speaker 4: All right. Question for you, is it true that you
Speaker 4: were locked up with Tupac at the same time?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was Tupac, the Menindez brothers and Rick James.
Speaker 3: Do you have any good stories when you were long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to tell Yeah, I had to tell
Speaker 2: the joke. And I was a young comedian and I
Speaker 2: didn't want to. I didn't want to tell the joke.
Speaker 3: So it was Tupac and the Meninda's brothers and you
Speaker 3: all in a cell.
Speaker 1: All on, No, not in the cell. Oh yeah, we see.
Speaker 2: When you're celebrity and you're in the La County Jail,
Speaker 2: you are what they put you in called protective custody PC.
Speaker 2: You know it's for people with celebrities, but you can't
Speaker 2: be in general population.
Speaker 1: So it was all on a deck.
Speaker 2: Only could come out one hour of day was twenty
Speaker 2: four hours, take a shower and make a phone call.
Speaker 2: But it's huge, and everybody wanted to wanted me to
Speaker 2: tell a joke, and I was like, man, I'm fighting
Speaker 2: the case. I ain't telling no motherfucker joke, and they
Speaker 2: motherfuckers booed me.
Speaker 1: That's not funny.
Speaker 3: I didn't even tell a joke, and you got boom.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this, I'm talking about Boom.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Boom. And I wind up telling the
Speaker 2: joke and they lost their motherfucker. I did this joke,
Speaker 2: call it this the bus to go to school. It
Speaker 2: was a joke I used to do back today, about
Speaker 2: to retire. The kid going to the bus stop every day,
Speaker 2: and the bus driver left because he would go to
Speaker 2: the bus stop.
Speaker 1: And say, hey, it did the but to go to
Speaker 1: Google and the bus will pull up, driver will pull off.
Speaker 2: So after the third day, his mother came with him
Speaker 2: to the bus stop and asked the bus driver why
Speaker 2: you're not taking my son to school?
Speaker 1: And the bus driver said, he only making fun of me.
Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta laugh, So Teapac laughed.
Speaker 1: They all laughed, it's funny.
Speaker 2: You can't see him, you see you, particularly, everybody is
Speaker 2: on a deck.
Speaker 1: You just talk, so they.
Speaker 3: Couldn't even see you, and they were booing you before.
Speaker 1: You told me you can hear it. Though it gave you
Speaker 1: that good ship.
Speaker 3: It pumped your chest up to make you tell that joke.
Speaker 2: I had to tell him, you know, that's crazy, that's great.
Speaker 2: Bucker's truly booed the nigger and that motherfucking it had
Speaker 2: to be like two three hundred people.
Speaker 1: In that deck.
Speaker 3: How many times have you been booed in your career?
Speaker 1: Only twice?
Speaker 3: Only twice? And I wasn't funny and not being one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't because I was funny. What happened was
Speaker 2: sometimes you could be put in a bad situation promoters,
Speaker 2: I have dancers or certain and I remember coming out
Speaker 2: one time and I thought I was guessed. I guess
Speaker 2: before fifty cent came out. I had my little T
Speaker 2: shirt and I was well built, and there.
Speaker 1: You weren't invest no, no, no, just had a T
Speaker 1: shirt on and the situation was set up really bad.
Speaker 2: Is at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona, and got booed.
Speaker 2: So when I was telling people I had got booed
Speaker 2: because I had done so well in my career, people
Speaker 2: didn't believe me. And that was hilarious, you know, people
Speaker 2: didn't believe Yeah, yeah, right whatever, But that's that's that's
Speaker 2: the only time I pretty much got booed.
Speaker 3: Nice, So have you trademarked? Who raised you?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: How where did that come from? How did it come about?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: How did dating women who wasn't prepared to be in
Speaker 2: the universe?
Speaker 1: I used to say to them, who the fuck raised you?
Speaker 2: And I remember it clicked because I was dating beautiful
Speaker 2: women like you and just no, don't say thinking yet.
Speaker 3: And hey, you call me beautiful, I can say, let.
Speaker 6: Me take them.
Speaker 2: And I was like, when you talk to them, I
Speaker 2: was looking at motherfuckers, like who the fuck sent you
Speaker 2: into the world, Like I need to meet your parents.
Speaker 2: I needed to know who sent you out here, Like
Speaker 2: I think parents' responsibility is to make sure that when
Speaker 2: your child.
Speaker 1: Walk out that door, they are a great representation.
Speaker 4: But what if after they leave their parents, they let
Speaker 4: go on and something else happened and that's not their
Speaker 4: parents fault at that point.
Speaker 1: No, I was telling you a story.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to listen to you.
Speaker 2: You took the story and changed it. I'm telling you
Speaker 2: a story, and the goal in this story is listen
Speaker 2: to comprehend. Now to listen to reply.
Speaker 4: Okay, look at you dropping knowledge, drop legs.
Speaker 3: But I like to always reply because it's private talk
Speaker 3: and it's my show, so I like to do and
Speaker 3: respond back to it.
Speaker 1: I think you're amazing.
Speaker 2: I would like to call you every day. I bet
Speaker 2: you'd be a different woman and thirty I'm a.
Speaker 4: Gemini, so that's very true, with different personality all the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you never met a guy named Tea to
Speaker 1: the motherfucker, I did not today.
Speaker 3: And I'm happy that you're on my couch.
Speaker 2: He would change your life of whatever your life is today.
Speaker 2: And this is how I used to when I meet women,
Speaker 2: I always tell him, in a year, your life would
Speaker 2: be better than if it is today.
Speaker 1: Whatever your life is, then that's for all men.
Speaker 2: When you meet a woman, if you can't enhance her
Speaker 2: the maker a better woman, then you shouldn't bother.
Speaker 4: That is a good goal to have private talk. You
Speaker 4: listen to that knowledge right there. You should always want
Speaker 4: it better.
Speaker 2: You always wanted better, you know, and see most men too.
Speaker 2: I just did on my podcast on the T. K.
Speaker 2: Kirking podcast, by the way, just drop on Monday so
Speaker 2: I could produce Charlote Meade Guard.
Speaker 1: This episode is called how.
Speaker 2: You Doing Sister, and a young lady kept sending me
Speaker 2: these articles about men killing women, being upset because you're
Speaker 2: jealous or insecure, whatever the reason is. I read something
Speaker 2: the other day about the man beat the lady up
Speaker 2: and poor bleach in the baby's eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And what I want men to understand is control your
Speaker 2: fucking emotion.
Speaker 1: If the woman don't want you, it's other women like,
Speaker 1: come on, y'all.
Speaker 2: You're going to prison and you want to kill a
Speaker 2: girl she don't like you like this, this shit got
Speaker 2: the fucking stop.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I agree, And.
Speaker 4: I think that that comes with the whole thing, like
Speaker 4: with like the whole stimular like communication as well as
Speaker 4: like I feel like today's society makes it cool like
Speaker 4: portrayed to be mean to women or like the grade
Speaker 4: women or like throw like do certain things where it's
Speaker 4: like and not a lot of men anymore.
Speaker 3: The open doors.
Speaker 4: They're respectful and just like treat a woman to like
Speaker 4: how a woman should be treated. I feel like what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, it's like, you know, just the small thing
Speaker 4: is like chivalry stopping it like.
Speaker 2: You have to balance it right because you do meet
Speaker 2: women not exactly, so you got to have that toughness
Speaker 2: in right.
Speaker 4: And that's why I feel like now it's like why
Speaker 4: it's like there's no one in between people. It's not
Speaker 4: a knowledge of it will be like I can be
Speaker 4: nicer without that person thinking they're going to get taken
Speaker 4: advantage of.
Speaker 3: So they're just like it's it's across.
Speaker 1: The yeah levels, right, So how are you dating?
Speaker 4: How do you That's what I'm saying with me is
Speaker 4: a dating where I meet now for me is so
Speaker 4: hard and so weird because it's just that whole level
Speaker 4: like either with For me, it's hard because when I
Speaker 4: have a stigma that I don't know if they're trying
Speaker 4: to date a Lexis Texas or they're trying to date me,
Speaker 4: and it's two totally different people, right, And and then the
Speaker 4: other part.
Speaker 2: Is like what happens if they don't know you? Is like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just think you're an attractive and.
Speaker 3: That's what I like.
Speaker 4: I want someone to know me and get to know
Speaker 4: me first and then learn all other stuff and make
Speaker 4: your mind up before you know, because I don't feel
Speaker 4: like my career didn't define me. It doesn't define who
Speaker 4: I am. It's just a part of what I chose
Speaker 4: to do and like a path that I want. So
Speaker 4: I like people to get to know me and who
Speaker 4: I am first. And then if it's because I can't
Speaker 4: dads and I can't talk, you.
Speaker 1: Know, so watch this.
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about you, So this I don't
Speaker 2: ask you no questions about you, and I say, you
Speaker 2: know what, young lady, I find you're extremely attractive. Can
Speaker 2: I get your numbery? You think we can go out
Speaker 2: for dinner drink. How would you feel about that?
Speaker 4: Typically I would say, I don't give my number out
Speaker 4: to anybody, so I'm probably going.
Speaker 3: To have to decline.
Speaker 1: Okay, two things, and.
Speaker 4: This is how for me is why my problem in
Speaker 4: dating Before you say those things, it's that, regardless of
Speaker 4: who the person is, I already have a wall up.
Speaker 4: And it's me because I'm always like, what do you
Speaker 4: want from me? Not doing anything like that? So maybe
Speaker 4: I want to, but it's like more for me, I
Speaker 4: feel like it has to be a little bit more
Speaker 4: of a challenge at first, and if that's right or
Speaker 4: wrong a difference, who knows.
Speaker 2: So this is what I mean by when I say
Speaker 2: you're going to be awesome and in about nine seven
Speaker 2: years right watch where I'm going. I said to you
Speaker 2: prior to that that everything was about sometimes people listen
Speaker 2: to reply, not to comprehend.
Speaker 1: So when I said to you.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know nothing about you, and then
Speaker 2: I said, so what do you feel if I asked
Speaker 2: you out? Your question was what if what does he
Speaker 2: want from me? That's why I said to you, I
Speaker 2: don't want to know nothing.
Speaker 3: About you, right, That's what I want to heard.
Speaker 2: So what I want to say to you is that
Speaker 2: the next time a man approaches you and says.
Speaker 3: Hello, hello, miss lady.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and just because they may not know who
Speaker 2: you are, so give them a chance to get to
Speaker 2: know you, and you might see something that you pretty
Speaker 2: much like because in your head already you think this
Speaker 2: person knows you like I don't know you, and other
Speaker 2: people may not know you.
Speaker 1: But what I want you to say unless they say
Speaker 1: your name.
Speaker 2: Given example, I was on the Angela Yee show, Give
Speaker 2: Her Angela Game. So there was a young lady on
Speaker 2: the show, and during the commercial break, the young lady said, oh, TK,
Speaker 2: you try to talk to me. I sat there and
Speaker 2: listen and I was like, okay, we'll wait to commercial.
Speaker 2: So Angela it was by the little sister said t
Speaker 2: K said, you try to talk to these young lady.
Speaker 2: I said, I said, what happened? She said, I saw
Speaker 2: you in the airport. You sat down next to me,
Speaker 2: asked me for my phone number and invited me to
Speaker 2: your comedy show. And I said, no, Bay, I wasn't
Speaker 2: trying to talk to you in my show. I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 2: I was inviting you to my show. So That's what
Speaker 2: I want you to understand.
Speaker 1: Too, that.
Speaker 2: It's good to feel that you're this person, but she's
Speaker 2: so nice. I want you to bring that person up
Speaker 2: later and just be you un less they say your name.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 4: I agree with all of that, and I think the
Speaker 4: stigma comes internally. It's not because I think that they
Speaker 4: know who I am. It's just in general, like the
Speaker 4: like any man talking to me, if they know me,
Speaker 4: you're not. I think it's just like I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's because I don't know. I think it's just
Speaker 4: the stigma of all of those things built up. But
Speaker 4: I get what you're saying is that it's just I
Speaker 4: think I'm more afraid because the same flip side of
Speaker 4: how men that I think men or whatever. It could
Speaker 4: be the same vice versa to me that they think
Speaker 4: that I'm a bit because I won't talk to him
Speaker 4: when I say this, that or the other.
Speaker 3: It's just for me.
Speaker 4: I have insecurities as well as so because of all
Speaker 4: my stigmas. If it's because I was a Lexis Texas
Speaker 4: or just me without having that in there, I think
Speaker 4: I'd still be the same person or like that same feeling.
Speaker 4: At this point in my life because of me going
Speaker 4: through divorce and figure out who I was, you know,
Speaker 4: like refinding myself again and coming back into all those
Speaker 4: things has to play with why I maybe feel a
Speaker 4: little bit insecure when men approach me and not think
Speaker 4: they just want something besides fucking me.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so how about also when see, here's what
Speaker 2: I think about celebrities and stars, that the stars today
Speaker 2: really think they're celebrities, right, And when I watch people
Speaker 2: and I see what they're doing, people really could take
Speaker 2: something to small or something other and think they're bigger
Speaker 2: than what they are. And when I say I've been
Speaker 2: around some of the greatest stars in the world, I
Speaker 2: understand it. What I try to do is give people
Speaker 2: an opportunity to just to balance things out. If you
Speaker 2: could balance things out, and I think, think your celebrity,
Speaker 2: just get the money, take care of your family, because
Speaker 2: at all, because what is really all that we got
Speaker 2: microphones in front of those right, and people listen to
Speaker 2: us and they think that we are stars. But I
Speaker 2: tell people every day everybody's a star, you know, like
Speaker 2: if you didn't even know who he was, and you'd
Speaker 2: see how beautiful you are. Right, you can go outside,
Speaker 2: walk down the street and people blow the HORNA god
Speaker 2: damn it, that's a celebrity. A guy who's handsome walked
Speaker 2: the street in the shirt on, and girls see him.
Speaker 2: She might not say anything, but she's attracted the guy.
Speaker 2: So I think everybody is a star. And I just
Speaker 2: hope that you know, you understand.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4: I hope that I'm gonna be the next man that
Speaker 4: comes and ask you to have a drink and just
Speaker 4: let it be just well.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a crazy guy, but true.
Speaker 3: But my mom my mom always she's like, you have
Speaker 3: the best resting bitch face. You're never going to get
Speaker 3: a manager like that.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I just do it because I don't want
Speaker 4: to talk to anyone on purpose because I talk to
Speaker 4: people all the time. Yeah, but I am approachable, I
Speaker 4: am nice, but I feel like I just I have big.
Speaker 3: Walls, but once they're down, I'm the coolest, nicest person
Speaker 3: ever could.
Speaker 1: I can tell you wonderful. That's you know. You don't
Speaker 1: get to be my agent, be a dummy fact. That's true.
Speaker 3: I'm not there yet, but I want to get there.
Speaker 1: All and I want you to make it too. I hope,
Speaker 1: I'm still here.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: I have I want to know about the five doctors
Speaker 4: in Detroit.
Speaker 1: Well, you've been studying, doing your research.
Speaker 4: This is a private talk podcast, so you know, I
Speaker 4: want to know private information about you.
Speaker 3: Don't hold back.
Speaker 2: Buck five doctors. It was a wonderful time. I didn't
Speaker 2: have a condom one all.
Speaker 3: At one time, tell private everybody.
Speaker 1: They were friends.
Speaker 3: They were all friends, and I seduced.
Speaker 1: All five of them, and everybody waited. They turn so it.
Speaker 4: Was like they came in the door, knocked on the door,
Speaker 4: like let lay it out.
Speaker 2: They came to the show, and I had another show
Speaker 2: after that show, and then I did that show, and
Speaker 2: we all went to gamble down the casino in Detroit,
Speaker 2: and then I had a beautiful penthouse and I got
Speaker 2: the name of the hotel. They came up, We drank,
Speaker 2: we talked, and I was talking so much mess. I
Speaker 2: started eating. One of the girls supposed to write the
Speaker 2: other bed and everything led to the other end. And
Speaker 2: one girl was cheating on her husband he's a cop.
Speaker 2: She got pregnant and the other girl, her friend got pregnant.
Speaker 2: They both got pregnant the same day.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was awesome.
Speaker 2: So two kids later, No, no, no, they didn't have the kids.
Speaker 2: One gout an abortion, and I don't have the miscarriage.
Speaker 2: Thanks fucking god. That bitch is crazy.
Speaker 3: You have that you had a real great family Thanksgiving time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was an interesting thing.
Speaker 3: So was that the craziest sex story you've ever had?
Speaker 2: No, one of my crazy sex stories. I had had
Speaker 2: sex with a girl in Chicago and she wouldn't go
Speaker 2: to sleep. I'm laying in the bed and looking out
Speaker 2: the corner of my eye, like, why does bitch ain't
Speaker 2: going to sleep?
Speaker 4: This is after like you've already had your session, You've
Speaker 4: already both came, and she's just like staring at you.
Speaker 1: Fucked the hell out of the girl. I'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it because I got the cramp from
Speaker 2: my shoulder, not the cramp, So I'm looking at her like,
Speaker 2: why do is bitching going to sleep? I woke upside.
Speaker 2: I said, is everything okay? She said, Look TK she says,
Speaker 2: I'm pregnant and you should give me the money.
Speaker 1: For the abortion. What So this bitch got pregnant in
Speaker 1: thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I took up by her arm and walked to the
Speaker 2: door as she got dressed and called security downstairs to
Speaker 2: tell them what happened, because I stayed at the Hilton
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was crazy. This is crazy.
Speaker 3: That sounds pretty crazy.
Speaker 4: And I like the truth here that you're giving me
Speaker 4: the private talk couch here. So this is a great
Speaker 4: segue and some one of my favorite segments of the show.
Speaker 3: It's called Truth with Texas sor are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Are you sure you're ruddy?
Speaker 1: I am sure?
Speaker 3: There you go. I like that radio voice, all right,
Speaker 3: here we go, here we go, I go, all right,
Speaker 3: let's see what.
Speaker 4: You get as space aces spades. That's one of mine.
Speaker 3: It's my naughty question.
Speaker 4: So Truth with Texas, we want to know do you
Speaker 4: like your oral sex sloppy or clean?
Speaker 1: It depends on a young lady.
Speaker 2: Like if I had three women in one week, I
Speaker 2: like variety, So one would have to be sloppy, the
Speaker 2: other one would just be texture, and the other one
Speaker 2: we'll have the same.
Speaker 3: Texture to us.
Speaker 2: Texture is when you don't put your whole mouth on
Speaker 2: the dick. It's just like your lips is just just
Speaker 2: going like your mouth slightly gliding right exactly.
Speaker 3: It's not seezing, right, that's a little light touch.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I like slaver a lot of sloppy because
Speaker 2: you know, some women are doing good. But I don't
Speaker 2: like when women give your hair and they they make
Speaker 2: it pop at the end.
Speaker 3: Like it's the back of their throat.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, like they think the tip of your dick
Speaker 2: is like the coca cola bottle. Like that's boring to me, Like, bitch,
Speaker 2: is not that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's to me?
Speaker 3: So do you like gagging, spinning, splitting like.
Speaker 1: All that sounds?
Speaker 2: I like to sit back, and I love women who
Speaker 2: can give head and put you to sleep. See, there's
Speaker 2: a myth in the universe. Women think that when they
Speaker 2: give a man head he fall asleep. They didn't do
Speaker 2: good job. But women, if you ever gave a man
Speaker 2: head he went to sleep, you did a fucking excellent,
Speaker 2: fucking job.
Speaker 4: That is very true because I feel like so men
Speaker 4: and women when you orgasms, it's different. When men orgasm
Speaker 4: really hard, they go to sleep. Women I work, I
Speaker 4: have the most energy. I want to fucking run a marathon.
Speaker 4: I'm like, whoa talk to me do all kinds of things,
Speaker 4: And they're like, can we just come up?
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, what's hook?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that also tells women you do that you
Speaker 2: didn't get your proper strokes.
Speaker 1: Yes, see, most women mostly.
Speaker 2: Men don't notice, and women don't know if I'm about
Speaker 2: to share with you. See, when a man has sex
Speaker 2: with a woman, he pulls his dick out. That makes
Speaker 2: it OFFICI show she deserves seven hundred and fifty strokes. Now,
Speaker 2: allow of you women looking around saying seven hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty strokes, think my head like eleven, I may have
Speaker 2: twelve and not no fucking seven hundred fifty strokes.
Speaker 1: The seven hundred fifty.
Speaker 2: Strokes, you know, But but what's the bad thing about it?
Speaker 2: After thirty five, most men lose twenty nine strokes a month.
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say after thirty five strokes, I
Speaker 3: was like man.
Speaker 2: After twenty nine at the thirty five, most men lose
Speaker 2: twenty nine strokes a month. I'm sixty, I'm down to
Speaker 2: nine strokes.
Speaker 3: I like that. Ilso had a laughing when we look on.
Speaker 1: So that's why that's why I wait.
Speaker 2: When I meet women's the numbers roll back up.
Speaker 3: I'll take that into considering. Yes, ma'am, all right, let's
Speaker 3: go next one. Here we go.
Speaker 1: He's a club, clubs.
Speaker 4: We're kinky questions. Now, we're all a little kinky and
Speaker 4: all of them, you know, the little kinky time.
Speaker 3: Yes, hmm.
Speaker 4: What's the dirtiest thought that you've had about a stranger?
Speaker 1: Eat in your pussy?
Speaker 3: Nice facts? But how is that dirty?
Speaker 2: It's not, But it's dirty compared to the world I've
Speaker 2: just met you.
Speaker 4: No, not really, it's actually betasized about strangers sometimes.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about that with me?
Speaker 3: I've thought about what it looked like I have.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's beautiful because that means you was attracted to
Speaker 2: my mind I was.
Speaker 1: I'd like. See, I'm glad that you.
Speaker 3: I did research. You know, I stimulate like mine stimulation,
Speaker 3: and that.
Speaker 1: Means you also becoming a woman. Did you know that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I have a little bit longer for the thirty six,
Speaker 4: but I'm almost there.
Speaker 3: Coming for you.
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: All right, one, let's go.
Speaker 1: He's a club, ace of clubs.
Speaker 3: Let me just do clups.
Speaker 1: You could just think you said the wrong Okay, I
Speaker 1: probably did.
Speaker 3: Who knows. All Right, we're gonna fuck it. We're going
Speaker 3: off the charts here.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna do whatever, like that what's the kinkiest
Speaker 4: or where's the kinkist as you've ever had sex question.
Speaker 2: It may not be kinky, but it felt powerful. I
Speaker 2: still love fucking in my mother's bed.
Speaker 3: That's a different one. Why do you find.
Speaker 1: Powerful because because when you're young, you're not paying bills.
Speaker 1: And I felt like when I was fucking this girl
Speaker 1: in the bed, I.
Speaker 6: Was like, yeah, I'm paying the bills.
Speaker 5: I pay the bills.
Speaker 3: You don't have me to snort.
Speaker 2: Paid the bills.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love that. That's I stayed away
Speaker 3: from my mother's bad thought. It was weird territory. I
Speaker 3: didn't want anywhere to go.
Speaker 2: Now my mother's bed. I'll never get it. And what
Speaker 2: was so funny? It's amazing about your parents, right, they
Speaker 2: knew when you have a woman in the house because
Speaker 2: your mother come in and she do that sniff. Who
Speaker 2: the fuck? I had a bitch in my house because
Speaker 2: that pussy I have, motherfucker smell. You're thirteen, fourteen years
Speaker 2: old here and this.
Speaker 1: From your mother. Ah, fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: Man, she didn't know it was in her bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's the one thing you didn't think about,
Speaker 2: the wet spot in beds at that end, you know,
Speaker 2: think about you know, and I think about that now.
Speaker 1: You don't think about that ship? You if I knew
Speaker 1: this now compared it in I'll have never fucked my mother.
Speaker 1: You've had down sideline, yeah, because the Yeah, but just
Speaker 1: fucking your mother's bed. You break up the bed. Your
Speaker 1: parents get a blow dryer?
Speaker 3: Is this you should have blow drive that ship? What
Speaker 3: the that ain't mine?
Speaker 1: Or having sex and your girl catch a period?
Speaker 3: Yeah, then your mom's back.
Speaker 2: Fourteen Now you don't know nothing about switching seat back
Speaker 2: in the day. What y'all got now compared to how
Speaker 2: he was. I'm gonna do this on my new act
Speaker 2: see back, and then you can switch your mattress over.
Speaker 2: You can't switch your mattress over the day you fuck
Speaker 2: up a mattress. That's how that mattress is. You gotta
Speaker 2: get a whole new mattres the back when we was
Speaker 2: gonna flip that motherfucker. Oh and two three years go by,
Speaker 2: you don't know the other side is fucked up.
Speaker 1: But that's how I get.
Speaker 3: Flipped with the god damn it to buy a new one.
Speaker 1: Right, and it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: You got your girl with you changing mattresses and stains
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: You're looking at you, looking at you like you nasty motherfucker,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I don't know how that goes through it.
Speaker 3: Now he has a pillow tops, so the pip it
Speaker 3: up on the outside. Then you know you're real dirt.
Speaker 2: Now you got Now you gotta get the protector to
Speaker 2: cover the mattress because the fucking mattress four or five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ain't no, it ain't. No fifty nine dollars mattress.
Speaker 1: Last one damn a diamonds.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna do this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Do you like role playing in the bedroom? No, never
Speaker 3: have never been.
Speaker 2: No, I ain't got time. I'm taking very seriously my job. Well,
Speaker 2: I am a concierge.
Speaker 3: So you like to service your women.
Speaker 1: I liked whatever you need.
Speaker 2: That's my job and that's why I take my time
Speaker 2: to talk to a woman mentally, to make sure before
Speaker 2: we have sex we're connected so that I'm not wasting
Speaker 2: good dick because I think I fucked that good. So
Speaker 2: I try to tell men about d C.
Speaker 1: You know DC isn't It's called dick control control.
Speaker 3: You hear that private talk.
Speaker 2: Dick control is everything, meaning you got to know how
Speaker 2: to almost climax and then pull out as put it
Speaker 2: back in.
Speaker 4: That's that's where like the age thing comes into play,
Speaker 4: because I was like that when I was young.
Speaker 3: You've always been always been.
Speaker 2: Control because when you broke your you know, broke men
Speaker 2: have some of the best dick in the world.
Speaker 3: Why please explain the pric I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what God did, but you ever see a
Speaker 2: broke guy get a rich girl?
Speaker 1: Is because he fucked us so good. He may not
Speaker 1: have nothing to contribute or he ate or pussy really good.
Speaker 2: Right, And that's why I got to be in my
Speaker 2: lip or vagina so everything, you know. So I've been
Speaker 2: blessed in certain areas, so I learned to appreciate my
Speaker 2: body more.
Speaker 1: So I don't sling dick like I used to, you know.
Speaker 3: No dick slinging, no dick like.
Speaker 4: See if that was quick, painless and to the point.
Speaker 4: Thank you for playing truth with Texas.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm gonna answer some questions.
Speaker 3: What do you want to ask me?
Speaker 1: Okay, some miss Texas? So are you a squirter?
Speaker 4: I have known to being a squirter. I feel like
Speaker 4: it's also with the partner. I feel like only certain
Speaker 4: people have made me squirt, and I have only squirted
Speaker 4: through being fingered and not fucked.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes? You so you had never been
Speaker 1: a squirted someone eating your pussy? No, never be squirter fingering. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's the only time and it was Yeah, the first
Speaker 4: time it happened, it was like very you don't really
Speaker 4: know what to expect, so I can feel like once,
Speaker 4: once you do it, I feel like I know I
Speaker 4: certain girls probably will never do it because you hold
Speaker 4: back like it's like he feels like you almost have
Speaker 4: to peece so bad, but just like let this like
Speaker 4: like release and then it happens, and it's like, I mean,
Speaker 4: it's a mixture of like you know, you're.
Speaker 3: You're a female ejaculate and a little bit of peace.
Speaker 3: It's a mixture.
Speaker 4: But that's why women, I feel like sometimes hold back
Speaker 4: their orgasms because they're afraid to release and what will.
Speaker 1: Happen, right, because they don't know how that man is
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 4: Yea, because it's like that wet spot. It's not just
Speaker 4: a wet spot, it's like a whole fucking like like
Speaker 4: you're gonna get you know, you're like I like people
Speaker 4: in question.
Speaker 1: I like a woman to know I'm that nigging see.
Speaker 4: I mean for me that the older I get to,
Speaker 4: I feel like for me, four play is a more
Speaker 4: of a sensual thing, so I like to have Like,
Speaker 4: if you can make me come multiple times in four play,
Speaker 4: then I know that sex is going to be good
Speaker 4: because and it's like you're already mind fucking yourself, because
Speaker 4: you're already like intensifying what's already going about to happen?
Speaker 1: Do you get offended getting your toes sucked while you're
Speaker 1: having sex?
Speaker 3: I have a fetish, so I love that's one of
Speaker 3: my favorite things.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I like having my dick in and.
Speaker 3: Sucking my favorite We just became best friends.
Speaker 1: And can you come and get your ass lit?
Speaker 3: I can't cut.
Speaker 4: I've never just gotten my ass liked and just came
Speaker 4: like someone wasn't just licking my ass and doing it.
Speaker 4: I think it had to be a plethora of things
Speaker 4: going on, and probably in a threesome situation, but not
Speaker 4: just because I'm like, hey, my ass and make me come.
Speaker 1: That's never happened and do you swallow?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, I do.
Speaker 4: I feel like if I work that hard, then I
Speaker 4: need to like receive what I do.
Speaker 2: You swallow, swallow, or you in your mouth and then
Speaker 2: it comes down inside your mouth.
Speaker 4: For no way, I like did that when I stopped
Speaker 4: doing movies. I stopped doing that long time ago. Okay,
Speaker 4: but there has been times whenever. Sometimes there the men's
Speaker 4: time is not that great, and you can tell it
Speaker 4: definitely taste what they've eaten that sounds really weird, and
Speaker 4: it's from.
Speaker 3: Like they have a really bad diet. It gets really
Speaker 3: salty and it's not good.
Speaker 4: And they tell you to drink pineapple juice and all
Speaker 4: that stuff really works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I send that out in the universe. That's so true.
Speaker 4: But it is like even if they drink like a
Speaker 4: lot of men who drink a lot of beer, it's
Speaker 4: like really bitter.
Speaker 1: Yes, or smoke weed.
Speaker 3: I have really got I smoked weed myself, So maybe
Speaker 3: I just like this the kind of nobody has been
Speaker 3: us so that.
Speaker 2: So you had a three before. I have had multiple okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and said multiple. Have I had a use infection?
Speaker 1: I have had used in factory.
Speaker 3: You never had a use in faction. Never guys can
Speaker 3: have them.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why I asked you that have you had STD
Speaker 1: I haven't had an STT like honesty, and what did
Speaker 1: you get?
Speaker 4: I think I definitely had goneria and chlamydia when I
Speaker 4: first got the business the first time, did you know
Speaker 4: who it was? I was a performer, so we had
Speaker 4: sex with multiple partners. So I used to work five
Speaker 4: times and do five scenes in a week.
Speaker 1: So back how long ago was this?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: They tested you now?
Speaker 4: Right? Well they were we were tested then too, But
Speaker 4: the thing is back then. The thing is is this
Speaker 4: so back when I first started back in nineteen nine,
Speaker 4: and I was kidding when I started when I was
Speaker 4: twenty one. So in the beginning it for it's two
Speaker 4: thousand and six, the testing, Uh, terms were very different.
Speaker 4: So it was it was every thirty days, so that
Speaker 4: you got to be to have a valid test. But
Speaker 4: that means that I take a test today, I could go,
Speaker 4: fuck you who doesn't have a test?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: You and all these people and you're still validated because
Speaker 4: you have a test. So now, because there was a
Speaker 4: lot of things that were happening in the industry, and
Speaker 4: like from crossovers to just regular things and people happening.
Speaker 4: So now it's a fourteen day test, so it's more
Speaker 4: a shorter period of time. And then so there are
Speaker 4: also the other factor is with myself. I was contracted
Speaker 4: before I stopped filming, and I was with with Elegant Angel,
Speaker 4: and so I did three day tests which I paid
Speaker 4: for myself. So I had my performer, I would have
Speaker 4: them test and I'd pay for it. And then I
Speaker 4: knew it was the cleanest test possible that you could
Speaker 4: possibly do. But back in the day, I mean you
Speaker 4: were doing some people. There was so much porn out there.
Speaker 4: There was I mean, people were shooting two or three
Speaker 4: times a day.
Speaker 1: Man. So here's my question.
Speaker 2: So when you got tested every fourteen days, the production
Speaker 2: company pay for the doctor.
Speaker 3: No, so the performer has to pay for it.
Speaker 4: Nowadays you get some kind of like feedback, maybe fifty
Speaker 4: dollars or something. I'm not really sure because I stopped
Speaker 4: performing when that all came back or that came into place.
Speaker 3: But no, you pay for it out of your pocket.
Speaker 1: Now, what is the What do men take to keep
Speaker 1: their directions hard?
Speaker 4: They either take viagras sialis or they shoot their dick
Speaker 4: up with some kind of something.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they do shoot up.
Speaker 4: There are people that do. Yeah, there are also people
Speaker 4: that have a fucking a penis pump. There's there's all
Speaker 4: kinds of things. I think it's like people forget that,
Speaker 4: you know, it is entertainment and so it's not like
Speaker 4: fucking at home. It's like you're shooting, like I call it,
Speaker 4: like we're sexual athletes. So it's like you're fucking for
Speaker 4: at least two hours and you have to stay hard.
Speaker 4: There's camera people, there's lights, there's a lot of things.
Speaker 4: You're opening up. It's not a natural it's like feeling.
Speaker 4: So to be hard for that long is you know.
Speaker 2: Because I used to always want to be I used
Speaker 2: to always want to be I think I called it
Speaker 2: penis envy. Okay, you know, like I'm well in dow,
Speaker 2: but I always wanted my ship to be like like
Speaker 2: a brick knock a motherfucker off, Like.
Speaker 3: You want to be girthy like that.
Speaker 2: You want to just be strong and powerful, strong and
Speaker 2: powerful like that, you know, And it's amazing to my age,
Speaker 2: no medication, don't have high blood persons. I'm still amazing.
Speaker 2: But I used to always wanted to be like how
Speaker 2: this poll is like like that ship was always amazing
Speaker 2: to me. But that's like my head next that question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I normally do that as that fun. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: I normally stand on a woman and I go, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Bitch? Shut up? Superman dimatized.
Speaker 3: You're a dick superhero.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: Like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: So is there anything else you would like to do?
Speaker 1: You go out with me?
Speaker 3: I'm out with you.
Speaker 1: Tell me, now, would you go out with me? I
Speaker 1: have to hearing me talk to you.
Speaker 3: I think I would go out with you in a setting.
Speaker 3: And the fact that you said that, I have to
Speaker 3: be less.
Speaker 4: I have to feel that threatened and that it could
Speaker 4: be anything as far as being a friendship work.
Speaker 2: Because here's the station, because I'm teaching you something at
Speaker 2: the same time. Here again, remember, sometimes you talk too much.
Speaker 3: I always talk to him.
Speaker 1: That's why podcast ye talk to you. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to listen. I don't like to very much most men.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna hear a story because most men ax
Speaker 2: some one out the automatic think that person want to
Speaker 2: date you.
Speaker 3: But that's why I just said it doesn't Now you've
Speaker 3: taught me.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's not just that, so I said, I would say,
Speaker 3: because I like people.
Speaker 4: Because I meet too. I like to be mind simulated.
Speaker 4: And I also feel like when you put yourself around
Speaker 4: other people, it elevates your mind as well.
Speaker 2: Because because I'm in the teaching, that's how French She
Speaker 2: met me. You know, I didn't know Frenchie was checking
Speaker 2: me out and he reached out to some people and
Speaker 2: they reached out to me. And what's been going on
Speaker 2: in these last four years is that people are recognizing
Speaker 2: not just the stand up comedy of me, my mindset
Speaker 2: because I see the world differently. I explained things differently,
Speaker 2: and that's why come I'm glad in this time that
Speaker 2: we talk that you see because I asked you out
Speaker 2: doesn't mean I'm trying to holler at you. I'm asking
Speaker 2: you out because I find you an interesting person. I
Speaker 2: would like to keep in touch with you and see
Speaker 2: what it may.
Speaker 1: Not even we may not even go out, we may
Speaker 1: not go out to the year twenty twenty three, but the.
Speaker 2: Point is that we establish your friendship and that's what's important,
Speaker 2: and that's what I do. I'm not trying to hit
Speaker 2: on anybody.
Speaker 3: I appreciate you, I appreciate your honesty.
Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 2: For me.
Speaker 4: As much as I talk, I know I'm not afraid
Speaker 4: to know when I don't know everything, and I like
Speaker 4: to be educated on this as well.
Speaker 3: It is because I, again, I want to better myself
Speaker 3: as a person.
Speaker 4: I also know that I not listen, but it's not
Speaker 4: because I'm not listening to not hear what you're saying.
Speaker 3: It's because I just talk a lot.
Speaker 4: Hilarious, but it comes from a good place. But I'm
Speaker 4: happy that you came on my podcast. I have one
Speaker 4: last question before I let you go. What is the
Speaker 4: funniest movie that you've watched?
Speaker 1: Dumb and Dumber?
Speaker 3: Dumb and Dumber is your all time favorite?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can.
Speaker 3: Watch it on repeat.
Speaker 1: Dumb and Dumber for sure. I like Dumb and Dumber was.
Speaker 2: Especially the scene when he asked a young lady out
Speaker 2: and she says, I don't think so. He says, so
Speaker 2: you say I have a shot?
Speaker 3: You live by that model? Now, huh?
Speaker 1: That sh it is hilarious. He said, So you're saying
Speaker 1: I have a shot. Wow, that's amazing to me.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you again for coming on.
Speaker 4: Tell my private talk listeners where we could find you,
Speaker 4: where they can listen to your podcast.
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