Speaker 1: How many the babies do you need to avoid extinction?
Speaker 2: How many babies?
Speaker 1: Babies, babies, baby babies, two three hundred baby babies. Welcome
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Speaker 2: This was awarded to me and Tony and John correct
Speaker 2: because they know the journalistic integrity of this show a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's just somebody walking into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I thought we had something for a second.
Speaker 3: It's actually because Tony's a part of the Catholic People's Society.
Speaker 2: Well that's a bigas. He didn't like to play that
Speaker 2: card though, John, what are you doing man? Thank you.
Speaker 2: He likes to keep that part of his life private
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Speaker 1: There is a science to the number of kids that
Speaker 1: each couple has to have to avoid extinction on our planet.
Speaker 2: I like it when they say it's two point three.
Speaker 1: Hold on, where you go, kid, No matter how hard
Speaker 1: elon Musk is trying to curb the uh. And who's
Speaker 1: the other guy. Who's the actor that's got talking.
Speaker 2: About his man?
Speaker 1: America's got talent, Nick and Nick Cannon, Elon Musk. I
Speaker 1: think Elon is up to like fifteen kids now. But
Speaker 1: for in order for humanity, the humanity to avoid long
Speaker 1: term extinction. And this is the problem, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: each woman, I thought you were gonna say, I don't
Speaker 1: see gender.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't see gender. And by the way, men
Speaker 2: can get pregnant too. It's twenty twenty five, you ignorant bastard.
Speaker 1: Each woman would need to bear two point seven children.
Speaker 2: I think I'm like, in a situation like that, I
Speaker 2: think I'm zero point four of a child. Okay, like
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, I'm not smart enough to
Speaker 2: be a.
Speaker 1: Okay, the reproduction rate right now for two thirds of
Speaker 1: the planet two point one we are under we are
Speaker 1: going to go extinct if we don't have more kids.
Speaker 3: John, you're doing your part. We've done part of the part.
Speaker 2: We have one. Correct, you gotta have one point four
Speaker 2: more kids, dude?
Speaker 1: Correct? All right, So here's here's the thing. What do
Speaker 1: you think the United States fertility rate.
Speaker 3: Is three, John, I don't even is it just a
Speaker 3: single number.
Speaker 1: It's one point six, So we're we're way no one's
Speaker 1: having kids. So it's the lowest number in the history
Speaker 1: of America. It's one point six. I remember when I
Speaker 1: was going to school in the seventies. Everyone had multiple siblings,
Speaker 1: like everybody.
Speaker 2: Seventies, eighties. Just look at somebody hot and you get pregnant.
Speaker 1: All right, But obviously things are working against us. The only,
Speaker 1: the real, the only continent that's having babies is Africa.
Speaker 1: Those numbers are exploding everyone else, even India, China. They're
Speaker 1: the numbers for per per capita. No, I can't trying
Speaker 1: to be correct on who's got people that have ovaries?
Speaker 1: Oh that's probably even wrong too, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: I can't bring up ovaries. Having children is well below
Speaker 1: two point seven. And I got to tell you in
Speaker 1: the Pacific RIM, South Korea, Japan.
Speaker 2: Pacific Rim, yeah, she just loves it.
Speaker 1: Take a dollar round. It's dirty and I shouldn't allow it,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go to But they are having way below.
Speaker 1: They're even farther down. Matter of fact, South Korea, they're
Speaker 1: having fewer babies than people dying, so more people are dying.
Speaker 3: Population is decreasing.
Speaker 1: Correct, so more people are dying than they're having babies.
Speaker 3: In India, that used to require you to have a
Speaker 3: certain amount of children, or maybe they still do well.
Speaker 1: The reason there's a lot of Asian kids in all
Speaker 1: of our schools and why my friends, my kids friends
Speaker 1: are all because China they had that rule. If they
Speaker 1: would give away the girls, Yeah, you can only have
Speaker 1: one kid, and if it was a girl, they would
Speaker 1: just the parents would just give it away.
Speaker 2: You would hope they would give away other things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very sad.
Speaker 3: So that is a problem.
Speaker 1: We've got issues, and part of the issue is what
Speaker 1: affordability and whether you want to drag a kid into
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on on the planet right now.
Speaker 2: So you're saying that the human race could be.
Speaker 1: Extinct if things don't turn around, We're not gonna have
Speaker 1: enough people. Like the whole talking point used to be overpopulation.
Speaker 1: Now it's going to be we won't have enough people.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me there's going to be less people
Speaker 2: in front of me at the self checkout at.
Speaker 1: Kroger Now I knew this story would make Dwefe happy
Speaker 1: because he doesn't care. He's fifty seven, so he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: He's only got a couple more years. Hell, you could
Speaker 1: have next.
Speaker 2: Week e Nkes let me way in on this situation. Then,
Speaker 2: oh no, you won't be proud of me, though you
Speaker 2: guys will be proud of me yesterday. So here's what
Speaker 2: this is. What it sucked the past couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: it rained, and it rained every day it rains five
Speaker 2: or six days. You can't cut the grass when it's wet.
Speaker 2: At least I can don't have like the big Wizard Warrior,
Speaker 2: you know, one of those big zero zero turns. You know,
Speaker 2: I got the lawn boy.
Speaker 1: You know, regular lawn war can cut grass when it's
Speaker 1: win can't.
Speaker 3: He goes out with like like a shank and starts
Speaker 3: cutting in with his hand.
Speaker 1: Is this a lead into some shady raids? Because yesterday
Speaker 1: the sun came out.
Speaker 2: That's my point, though, that's my point. Yesterday the sun
Speaker 2: finally came out of the grass. It was it was
Speaker 2: dried enough to cut, but it was so tall, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Because all the days of rain,
Speaker 2: it was so freaking tall. This is what he's complaining
Speaker 2: about that yesterday. It was great, it was good to
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Speaker 2: the grass and it kept bogging down. Like the more
Speaker 2: it kept bogging down, she'd have to back it up,
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Speaker 2: was started up and she go five feet to bog down.
Speaker 2: So clearly she needed help. So I got up off
Speaker 2: my ass and did the right thing, and I called
Speaker 2: her sister Kathy had her come over to help her.
Speaker 1: Such a good husband.
Speaker 2: But man alive, had not not intervened, she would have
Speaker 2: out there all night.
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Speaker 1: All right, dad shares. Remember we were talking this day
Speaker 1: at how much Disney costs. That's right, did you see
Speaker 1: the the article on that. So the dad gets online
Speaker 1: and says, here's a family of five spending one day
Speaker 1: in Disney, and you don't do one day. You can't
Speaker 1: do one day in Disney. You gotta do a week,
Speaker 1: or you gotta do to do everything, you gotta do
Speaker 1: seven days or something crazy. So he got seven point
Speaker 1: seven million views as of last night when he did
Speaker 1: a video of here's how much it costs for a
Speaker 1: family of five to spend one day at Disney. Okay,
Speaker 1: the biggest expense, of course, is just the tickets to
Speaker 1: get in nine hundred and seventy four dollars.
Speaker 2: Whoo, how many people five?
Speaker 1: Five? And he got a discount for a child under ten?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So food, got food? They're so expensive? It is actually
Speaker 3: everything is Who are kidding?
Speaker 2: Or right?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 1: The first round of two bottles of water, three ice
Speaker 1: creams thirty bucks, then a pretzel and a beer twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Lunch was personal pizzas Asada SODA's fifty bucks, and then
Speaker 1: they visited the Star Wars Galaxy Edge Park. Have you been?
Speaker 1: Is anybody? Have you are a big fan?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? You mean the reason why it goes
Speaker 2: to see general you're in the.
Speaker 1: Park and you come around a corner and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, everything is Star Wars. So every person
Speaker 1: that's selling a soda is in full Star Wars outfit,
Speaker 1: and they hate when you buy a diet coke it
Speaker 1: comes in a futuristic you look like it's it looks
Speaker 1: like a space soda.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And they no one, no one breaks character.
Speaker 2: Oh god, so the sun's annoying.
Speaker 1: The diet coke is seven bucks in the official and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you there's there's less soda in it.
Speaker 2: One more, yeah, you give it one more.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when you go to the Star Wars part of
Speaker 2: the park and you go to the Chinese, you say, man,
Speaker 2: I want some Chinese food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to cook it in what an ewok?
Speaker 1: Thirty six dollars for a margarita and a turo. But
Speaker 1: everything in the Galaxy Edge Park and every person that
Speaker 1: works there is in character, and all of this including
Speaker 1: they went to Disney Springs, which is another part of
Speaker 1: Disney for dinner, two hundred and forty five dollars for
Speaker 1: Mexican food. Lee, So what's the total for one day
Speaker 1: at Disney for a family of five.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say seven large.
Speaker 1: Fourteen hundred dollars, fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, learned to do on a budget. Bring your own
Speaker 3: food so you can do all that. Don't eat all
Speaker 3: the don't have every meal at the park, don't do
Speaker 3: that nonsense.
Speaker 1: And then the dad really kind of was a mean dad.
Speaker 1: He was because he's he wouldn't let his son buy
Speaker 1: a lightsaber.
Speaker 2: So he goes out his lightsaber.
Speaker 1: It was fifty bucks, but you could go up to
Speaker 1: two hundred, three hundred, four hundred dollars. So he's he
Speaker 1: goes in this and he goes it was fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: And I didn't even let my son buys the lightsaber.
Speaker 1: We didn't buy the lightning passes.
Speaker 2: Just you know. Yeah, I was trying to think of
Speaker 2: a save your money in a jar and do a
Speaker 2: jar jar Binks joke. Yes, And I didn't me thinking
Speaker 2: not do we worry or whatevery tower he talks.
Speaker 1: Jar Jar Binks may be the worst character in any movie,
Speaker 1: in any story. Ever.
Speaker 2: Let's go to spot and that can talk about Disneyland.
Speaker 1: That's in California. Okay, that's not the one in Orlando.
Speaker 3: Okay, one significantly more expensive than the other.
Speaker 1: No, they're about the same.
Speaker 2: But now, now this came after I did my Google search.
Speaker 2: It came, uh, generated from an AI. Does that make
Speaker 2: it inaccurate in any way?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I would think would be more accurate.
Speaker 3: We think, John, you think it's accurate. I trust the
Speaker 3: Google AI.
Speaker 2: Just take a poke at at Disneyland makes an estimated
Speaker 2: blank in daily reper What what did you say? Disneyland
Speaker 2: makes an estimated blank in daily revenue?
Speaker 3: So is this only factor in customers? Like, they're not
Speaker 3: to factor how much they're paying.
Speaker 2: Here, here's so I'll give you the I'll give you
Speaker 2: your operator. But here's what I want. I want y'all
Speaker 2: take a stab at how much they make a day,
Speaker 2: and then I'll tell you how much they're operating income?
Speaker 2: How much it cost to operate a day? Do you
Speaker 2: want to know that upfront?
Speaker 1: That's Disneyland in California. It's only one park.
Speaker 2: Okay, two parks? Oh? Is it two? Now? I think?
Speaker 1: So there's a magic kingdom and that's it. You're forgetting
Speaker 1: about Orlando.
Speaker 2: It's five parks.
Speaker 1: It's like four or five parks, in Orlando.
Speaker 2: You're forgetting about the Mortor sectionre you go to Mournor.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: What's the operating cost?
Speaker 2: Operating costs just to run it. It's five point seven
Speaker 2: million a day.
Speaker 1: Okay, they probably bring make They probably make ten million
Speaker 1: dollars a day.
Speaker 2: I would say seven million, ten twenty million dollars okay
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: Okay, All right, well I mean right yeah. So well,
Speaker 1: so there's four parks in Orlando, and there's like thirty
Speaker 1: to fifty thousand in each park. People in each park
Speaker 1: at one hundred and seventy whatever dollars a day for
Speaker 1: the ticket for the ticket.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do Disney World. Oh is that bigger than
Speaker 2: disney landsh.
Speaker 1: It's ten times ten times?
Speaker 2: Oh, se you on what they bring in a day.
Speaker 2: I bet they bring in fifty million a day, thirty
Speaker 2: five million dollars a day.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Wow, it's crazy. I mean it's crazy, but
Speaker 1: it is. Once you get on the property, they have
Speaker 1: their own police and fire and it's all it's like
Speaker 1: a fantasy land and everything's perfect. There's not a piece
Speaker 1: of paper on the ground. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: If there's like a Disney Disney Disney enthusiasts out there,
Speaker 2: like maybe twelve eighty bitty ones. They're gonna pick at
Speaker 2: us because we have the numbers wrong. Let me just
Speaker 2: say I got the numbers off of the Google machine.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt those numbers. That sounds accurate, but they seem.
Speaker 3: But the employees are called what cast members?
Speaker 1: Cast members? What? The employees are cast members? They are
Speaker 1: part of the play. That is, so if a guy
Speaker 1: is sweeping up in the hallway.
Speaker 2: He's a castman.
Speaker 1: You go, what time's the busket here? He does the whole, Well,
Speaker 1: tell you, mister, and he does the whole I got.
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Speaker 1: there and all that.
Speaker 2: So they stay in character.
Speaker 1: They the guy that sweeps up has to know everything
Speaker 1: about the hotel that he's working in.
Speaker 3: Everything.
Speaker 2: So if I go to the Star Wars part and
Speaker 2: I asked the Wookie guy, Hey, Wookie, where can I
Speaker 2: get eliminade? Is he not gonna talk? Is he just
Speaker 2: gonna go.
Speaker 1: Pretty accurate?
Speaker 2: No, seriously, dude, that is the worst, the worst.
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Speaker 2: I'm not seeing that. I just googled him.
Speaker 1: And here's why I know you tired, John, But now
Speaker 1: you're starting.
Speaker 2: He looks someone thinking of the night.
Speaker 1: The same guy. He's pale with tattoos.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. The Gallak's uh, just like a
Speaker 2: regular guy. Machine Gun Kelly was an American gangster for
Speaker 2: during the Prohibition.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh.
Speaker 2: Wow, so.
Speaker 1: Did I I told you the story about the transmission earlier, right,
Speaker 1: John Dwight? Yeah, thank god. I have the bumper to bumper.
Speaker 1: When I bought the car four or five years ago,
Speaker 1: the guy talked me into it. I said, you know,
Speaker 1: he goes, look, man, just be smart, just buy it.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, So I bought it. Now
Speaker 1: I'm glad because now it's I need a seven thousand
Speaker 1: dollars transmission, and I got the bumper to bumper, so
Speaker 1: I'm clear. I also have my daughter's ford fusion in
Speaker 1: the shop. Call just came in. Yeah, I don't have
Speaker 1: the bumping and bumper on that one. Yeah, the air
Speaker 1: conditioner's not working. I thought, well, just get some free on, right,
Speaker 1: just hit hook that free on up to it and
Speaker 1: it'll be fine. If you're filling up, I'll think, is
Speaker 1: it not free on anymore?
Speaker 3: I love free ons for like your homieson.
Speaker 2: So I think they phased that out too, I think.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think they did.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, they want to charge their new compressor fifteen
Speaker 1: hundred bucks, so if I don't have the bumper to
Speaker 1: bumper on the other one, today's like a ten thousand dody.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And this is what happens to Americans because every time
Speaker 1: we think we're catching up, are we getting ahead? What happens?
Speaker 3: It all goes away?
Speaker 2: Like all goes away, baby.
Speaker 1: Or here's the other one you don't get you get transmission?
Speaker 1: Or hey, what's what's this random bill that I know?
Speaker 1: I paid? This random medical bill?
Speaker 2: Happen to me yesterday? This medical bill that I have? Wait, man,
Speaker 2: what what what happened to me yesterday? Uh? Two of them,
Speaker 2: two of them have right yesterday?
Speaker 1: You call them and you go whatever the hospital is
Speaker 1: or doctor, and you go. I thought I was paid
Speaker 1: in full. Yeah, but here's the second insurance bill blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one I got contact bout yesterday was from October.
Speaker 1: Yeah, October.
Speaker 2: You know everything. Hey, we forgot uh back in October
Speaker 2: when you were paid in full? Yeah, when you sent
Speaker 2: me the letter with the balance. Yeah, that that that one.
Speaker 2: We were all three hundred you know, you almost know
Speaker 2: the three hundred. What No, you sent me a bill
Speaker 2: in October for the services I paid? It? Is that
Speaker 2: just another revenue stream for well, I'm stopping right there.
Speaker 2: Machine Gun Kelly, Joey Straight or friend of the show.
Speaker 2: He says, machine Gun Kelly was Tommy Lee in Dirt,
Speaker 2: the Dirt the Motley Crue movie. Oh. I just looked
Speaker 2: him up. He's skinny man. Yeah, this guy's like a
Speaker 2: sex symbol. Yes, he looks like a Q tip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he looks like a Q tip.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, and that dude would never have
Speaker 1: gotten a look from any hot girls that had any sense. Okay,
Speaker 1: but gen Z's women today, do you all have no sense?
Speaker 2: I see if I can know, let me look up
Speaker 2: like okay.
Speaker 1: And by the way, gen Z, you did not invent
Speaker 1: blue hair and nose rings. We had those in the eighties.
Speaker 1: So if you think you're if you think you're inventing
Speaker 1: some sort of rebellion and I'm doing my own thing
Speaker 1: did forty years ago.
Speaker 2: So why are you wearing a nose ring with blue hair?
Speaker 2: Because it makes me unique? You mean, like the person
Speaker 2: right behind you. I think I think I cracked the
Speaker 2: code on how he's getting so many good looking women.
Speaker 2: Machine Gun Kelly estimated networth twenty five million dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't know how much money you
Speaker 1: need making.
Speaker 2: Which Linda Grizzle, we you doing this weekend? Five seven
Speaker 2: eighty four eighty four, Linda Grizzle.
Speaker 3: If you bored, here's mgk's biggest hit. I think one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty five million views on YouTube a million,
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1: Five Stop eating your skinny pop years.
Speaker 3: Ago we got it. So when I previewed this in
Speaker 3: the queue, I didn't play it long enough. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is this isn't evenna say anything.
Speaker 2: Bell.
Speaker 1: I was gonna get a cup of coffee after the show.
Speaker 1: I do know, I no longer need it. Oh my gosh. Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, tell your wife you need more sleep. Okay,
Speaker 1: she needs to feed the baby tonight. Okay, because that
Speaker 1: can't happen again. Okay, And you.
Speaker 2: Wear one of those Pete Buddha judge fake boobs.
Speaker 1: And no, he's not going to do that. Why not
Speaker 1: you have a bottle, You put the food in the
Speaker 1: bottle and you feed the child.
Speaker 2: They don't make it like a boob thing.
Speaker 1: If you do that, John, I'll come over and beat
Speaker 1: the crap out boob thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do If I buy you one of these
Speaker 2: boob devices, will you wear and feed the baby for you?
Speaker 3: I will assault you.
Speaker 2: I'm getting on Amazon right now.
Speaker 1: Put in a bottle and feed your child. If you
Speaker 1: put that bottle through a hole in your shirt like
Speaker 1: you're breastfeeding, I will lose.
Speaker 2: Do it, man, you gotta do it, and you gotta
Speaker 2: do it a restaurant to prove to your child that
Speaker 2: you love her so much that you'll do this in public.
Speaker 1: Bargainsply East Jefferson Street, stop on by. We're talking about appliances,
Speaker 1: appliances and more appliances. Scratching dent. You bet these guys
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about your wife is the boss.
Speaker 1: She'll have a million questions and they'll have a million answers.
Speaker 1: If you want the most unique and best appliances in
Speaker 1: the world, they're in one place, East Market Street at
Speaker 1: Bargain Supply.
Speaker 2: Workaholics Hall h a u LX hau li x Workaholics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Dwight, I spell, I try spelling and eating
Speaker 1: skinny pomp hey through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Workaholics. You have to move your business if you're
Speaker 2: moving from building to building. But they do much more
Speaker 2: than that office reconfiguration, internal office moving. Maybe you got
Speaker 2: cubicles on what a junk you need out of there,
Speaker 2: They'll get rid of it for you. Maybe you're out
Speaker 2: of a warehouse space. Listen to this seventy two thousand
Speaker 2: square feet of secured warehouse storage. Can you go month
Speaker 2: to month or long term? Listen these guys and gals.
Speaker 2: They're large enough to quote any job, but they're still
Speaker 2: small enough to care. Find out what workohol can do
Speaker 2: for your business.
Speaker 1: Today Tonight, Jefferson County Public Schools will parade out their
Speaker 1: two final applicants for superintendent to replace Marty Polio.
Speaker 2: I bet you I can I guess their party affiliation.
Speaker 2: You're a pig, dude, skinny problems big Do you see.
Speaker 1: How the happiest face is after we started getting the
Speaker 1: skinny pot. Ben Sholdiner and Brian Yearwood the last two
Speaker 1: candidates left for the superintendent. Ben and Brian. I don't
Speaker 1: know you, but I gotta tell you run. It's a
Speaker 1: no in situation. Whoever gets that job is in for hell,
Speaker 1: and you're not going to be able to fix it
Speaker 1: with the pathetic school board that Jefferson County Public Schools.
Speaker 1: As your hands will be tied and you'll be thrown
Speaker 1: off the side of the boats and you'll be served up.
Speaker 2: And then a giant sea monster is going to swallow
Speaker 2: you up.
Speaker 1: You'll think that is much better than being the Jefferson
Speaker 1: County Public School superintendent in this town. Brian, Ben, run,
Speaker 1: run as fast as you can. Don't do it, man,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 2: Why did you just assume their gender? Ben and Brian? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why did in the world would you say you two dudes?
Speaker 1: Because those are guys names.
Speaker 3: It's just a narrow minded could be short for Benita.
Speaker 2: You're such a narrow minded I'm a pig on a
Speaker 2: big turd. You're a third pig, narrow minded but well.
Speaker 1: Kenny G will be on the show tomorrow at ten
Speaker 1: o'clock ten Olock. I have no idea what we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about, but I guess we'll interview Kenny G.
Speaker 2: He should open up a bar called Kenny G's Spot.
Speaker 1: Alright, I we'll see you tomorrow. Get some sleep to
Speaker 1: hit the button.
Speaker 2: So you'll get the best sacks in town at Kenny
Speaker 2: G's Spot.
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll see you tomorrow's is you coming up next?
Speaker 1: And of course tear Mountains at three o'clock for Dwight Whitney.
Speaker 1: I'm telling if Nunning, John Alden it snows Radio way
Speaker 1: forty w Wacher.
Speaker 2: I love you, Ma,