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Speaker 1: So we got we got some stuff today. I want
Speaker 1: to start off today immediately with this fucking break dancing
Speaker 1: ship posture because I got I got such a catastrophic
Speaker 1: number of d ms, like I literally like over one
Speaker 1: hundred on Twitter it's like hey I didn't really And
Speaker 1: people were in my twitch chat too, it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I show you did so you do the breakdance. Fucking
Speaker 1: so you did breakdancing. I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are we talking like that? That was my first introduction
Speaker 1: to this stuff, was people coming into my chat or
Speaker 1: like sending shit to me on Twitter. It's like I
Speaker 1: can't believe you. I can't believe you. You you stopped
Speaker 1: making videos to go breakdance. I was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is people?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: It was enough people. It was like enough people that
Speaker 1: I started to wonder, like did I break dance? Like
Speaker 1: it was that was that?
Speaker 2: Having that little faith in your present mind is terrifying.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't. I don't put anything.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't put anything above possibility as far
Speaker 1: as that goes, you know what I mean, Like cause
Speaker 1: they're clearly people go insane. You know, clearly the person
Speaker 1: on the street screaming about like smurfs attacking him while
Speaker 1: he's like wrapped in his own ship didn't want to
Speaker 1: be there, you know, like that's not something like he
Speaker 1: didn't go ahead and be like I think.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, he clocked in. Yeah, it was like yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, in this crazy bit.
Speaker 1: People end up in that situation. And so I like,
Speaker 1: I'm very keenly aware that it's possible.
Speaker 2: Do you think you are gonna go insane eventually?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Opening I think I am gonna go crazy eventually. I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna have something that's really gonna make me
Speaker 2: snap and I'm just gonna jump off.
Speaker 1: A cliff or something like that what do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I had a joke I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, but I'm not gonna say that one It
Speaker 2: is not necessary.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably like.
Speaker 1: I think Lily's gonna feed you, somebody's come. I think.
Speaker 2: So I was gonna say, like my kid being gay,
Speaker 2: but that's just fucking insane, so wild to say.
Speaker 1: But I almost pray for that sometimes being gay, especially
Speaker 1: if I.
Speaker 3: Have a daughter, I'll be like, yeah, less less likely
Speaker 3: she'll get like sexually assaulted.
Speaker 1: So I like that, you know, that's more likely you'll
Speaker 1: get beat up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it take it the mesic assaulted way more.
Speaker 2: And if she and if she's if she's a pretty.
Speaker 3: Not a not a not a, yeah, then she'll be
Speaker 3: a she's gonna be one of those pretty lipstick lesbians
Speaker 3: as I call him. And then but like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be cool. I just I just don't want to have
Speaker 3: to kill Brody fort you know, I want to kill
Speaker 3: Brody for you know, being like, oh fucking just don't
Speaker 3: you want to party boy the domster, you know, like
Speaker 3: just you know, like something like that.
Speaker 1: Or they'll be bisexual, in which case they're ostensibly straight.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's so reductive.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I mean, like dude, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you.
Speaker 2: Man, that's so reductive.
Speaker 1: But no, listen to me anecdotally speaking, I think I'm
Speaker 1: right here because anecdotally for us, yes, no, not just
Speaker 1: for us, just in general. I notice where like if look,
Speaker 1: if a woman is bisexual, she's dating a guy.
Speaker 2: I think that's a social thing as well. It's totally culture,
Speaker 2: culture and social.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so annoying to me that, like because you
Speaker 3: because even you talk about like say you talking about
Speaker 3: my wife or something. She can sleep in best friend's bed.
Speaker 3: Now imagine you two sleeping.
Speaker 1: We have, yeah, but we've not cuddled up. But you
Speaker 1: see how like even we talked, we talked about that,
Speaker 1: and we were like off, like I was on the corner.
Speaker 2: Like like we can't touch each other.
Speaker 1: Even like say so, like exactly right.
Speaker 3: So it's not even a story when girls do it
Speaker 3: right now or when they kiss that club, it's not
Speaker 3: even a story.
Speaker 2: I just like ate this girl out and then pussy
Speaker 2: dudes and squired. The gap in my team is like.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, like what it's it's weird that like it
Speaker 3: kind of makes me feel like the people that because
Speaker 3: I don't feel this way at all, Like I don't
Speaker 3: feel it, but there are so many people that are
Speaker 3: more like they'll swing both ways than we. But I
Speaker 3: just personally am like I just there is no feeling
Speaker 3: of like, even if it was completely no stigma, nothing,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start sucking dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, well, here's the thing, here's the here's the
Speaker 1: point that I was getting at. Yeah, right, we got
Speaker 1: so far away. Bisexual guys usually dating men, bisexual women
Speaker 1: usually dating men, lesbians beating each other up. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just seems to know the numbers are normally high,
Speaker 2: the numbers for lesbian seems that men are pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Lesbian reported reported domestican violence opposed to hetero sexual reported
Speaker 2: because I was reported, if it got reported, it'd be
Speaker 2: way fucking higher, Like its fucking probably at lesbian numbers,
Speaker 2: maybe more. I'd argue, Well, the numbers don't say that
Speaker 2: it is reported, that's why, Well, the numbers don't say that.
Speaker 1: I feel like we sound like Joe Rogan, right, we're
Speaker 1: definitely we're definitely wrong.
Speaker 2: But I really think if it got reported to be
Speaker 2: way higher it'd be like, damn, dude.
Speaker 1: Because you know, you know, you know, facts are subjective. Dude.
Speaker 1: He said that there was a recent podcast where, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know who is on.
Speaker 2: It was just some guy, another dickhead.
Speaker 1: There's just some fucking guy. Uh, but you talking about
Speaker 1: facts And he's like, well, the problem with facts he
Speaker 1: was talking about factcheckers. He's like, yeah, but the problem
Speaker 1: with facts of the facts is objective. And I lost
Speaker 1: my I saw his real time reaction.
Speaker 3: He actually kind of leaped out of his body for
Speaker 3: a second, like he went like, and I saw a soul.
Speaker 2: Leaving itself.
Speaker 1: Of you sitting down, but your skeleton stands up, rips
Speaker 1: out the back of you and.
Speaker 3: Leaves It's done, Jelly, I can't do No, you don't
Speaker 3: lose your structure.
Speaker 2: You still have your same Yeah, it's like somehow your
Speaker 2: skeleton was actually just kind of a suggestion.
Speaker 1: This whole time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I I just that you didn't need to have
Speaker 2: a skeleton.
Speaker 1: Is that seen in Kingdom Hearts where Winnie the pools leaves.
Speaker 1: I know that gift. I love that. I love that
Speaker 1: gift that I've seen a million times. I know it's
Speaker 1: from Kingdom Hearts, because it can only really be from that.
Speaker 2: That's the only place when he the pool could in
Speaker 2: fact leave his body, right.
Speaker 1: But anyway, what the fuck are we taking? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this Ray gun fucking Oh yeah this, So I guess,
Speaker 1: and I gotta be honest with you. I didn't look
Speaker 1: super into it because it just pissed me off that
Speaker 1: this was happening, and I just wanted to ignore it,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't. So I guess. There was this lady
Speaker 1: named Rachel Gunn. Her nickname is Reagun, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: awesome nickname for that. It's a perfect that's actually a
Speaker 1: perfect good name. Yeah, that's literally perfect. But she was
Speaker 1: she was she in the Olympics or was she doing
Speaker 1: like yeah, so see the Olympics for breakdance.
Speaker 2: So what happened is I think when like twenty the
Speaker 2: last Olympics before had the one before last, they made
Speaker 2: break dancing partly part of the Olympics, which it probably
Speaker 2: should be. It's a really big, like dancing culture thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's a.
Speaker 1: Is there dancing Olympics. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: So there are things that are like saying, some of
Speaker 3: the gymnastics are literally just performing and dancing. However, this
Speaker 3: is how stupid the Olympics are to me right now.
Speaker 3: So first of all, they try to get rid of
Speaker 3: like some combat sports, they try to get rid of boxing.
Speaker 3: At one point, they try to get rid of wrestling,
Speaker 3: which is fucking absolutely insane, which is when.
Speaker 2: It's one of the main things to go there for
Speaker 2: the Olympics.
Speaker 3: But it's such an insane thing even though like try
Speaker 3: and then okay, literally let's put that in. One of
Speaker 3: the most fastest growing sports right now is mixed martial arts.
Speaker 2: Look, look, I think I think break dancing has a
Speaker 2: place there or whatever. I think mixed martial arts and
Speaker 2: I think I think.
Speaker 3: Out of ideas, I think break dancing is a good
Speaker 3: thing to implement, Like say, there isn't ideas ran out
Speaker 3: of like say, the fact that mixed martial arts isn't
Speaker 3: in there is I agree.
Speaker 2: That's my only that's my should be.
Speaker 3: My only beef is that, like they haven't ran out
Speaker 3: of ideas for great sports to be in a part
Speaker 3: of the Olympics, and then they're just was put in breakdancing.
Speaker 2: It's because of this, it's because of the wild properly property.
Speaker 2: Then somehow dancing. Bitches like ray Gun can just appear.
Speaker 2: So that ship is. I saw that, and I was
Speaker 2: I thought this was like an Ai thing. This top.
Speaker 2: There's a funny, fucking whimsical story here. What makes it
Speaker 2: so sad is that it reduced the female lady, the
Speaker 2: Indian lady that went there and went crazy. There was
Speaker 2: an Indian woman that went there for breakdancing, and she
Speaker 2: went she did amazing. I'm genuinely I didn't know Indians
Speaker 2: really break danced like that. That's that's not a culture.
Speaker 2: Well they have to, well they are culture of dancing,
Speaker 2: but so imagine break dancing. And because like think of
Speaker 2: like this on Puerto Rican's and Hispanic people break dance
Speaker 2: a lot. But it's not no, they dance a lot break.
Speaker 1: More New York.
Speaker 2: Of course, I know what you're saying, and it's not
Speaker 2: something you exactly put together.
Speaker 3: When you're the When you're the top, you're learning one
Speaker 3: of the coolest types of dance.
Speaker 2: You're learning dancing in general. Like they, I would say
Speaker 2: it's more likely for them to have learned it that
Speaker 2: other groups that are not directly tied to it.
Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. When I saw R R
Speaker 3: and there's actually the credit sequence at the end sae dude,
Speaker 3: they're going they're dancing in a way that I would
Speaker 3: have a heart attack, like it's too intense, and they're
Speaker 3: smiling and they're like like, bro, how do you do that?
Speaker 1: And not like you're literally like phasing.
Speaker 2: In and out up with that. I grew upround a
Speaker 2: bunch of Indian people and they love dancing so much.
Speaker 2: It's like Africans too, like they it's like a cultural thing.
Speaker 1: Did they break dance?
Speaker 2: Two of them knew how to but it wasn't like
Speaker 2: a thing that all of them knew how to do
Speaker 2: a few of them that were just like more more
Speaker 2: nigga coded. Did you guys ever have I know?
Speaker 3: Since like that was already you know, that was the
Speaker 3: culture in New York? Were there times when you were
Speaker 3: growing up where it got brought back like heavily?
Speaker 2: I would see breakdancing relatively often, like breakdancing and street
Speaker 2: dancing because there was so this song called like light
Speaker 2: feet dancing, right, which is sort of like it's just
Speaker 2: that and every time you would do that clapping sequence,
Speaker 2: people would dance to like always, like it would just
Speaker 2: happen every So that's simple so people.
Speaker 3: Would start that and then motherfuckers break out.
Speaker 2: They would start I swear even ice do when I
Speaker 2: was younger, Like everyone would do that, so like it
Speaker 2: would be going that's like candidate, it is like it went.
Speaker 2: It went from be boing to that became more of
Speaker 2: the common thing. And I feel like light feet dances
Speaker 2: more than New York thing now opposed to break dancing
Speaker 2: originated in New York. Now that's like the home where
Speaker 2: it came from, and you still find a lot of
Speaker 2: breakdancers there, but like it transformed into that.
Speaker 1: But skating almost yeah. Yeah, so like.
Speaker 2: It was always something very popular around, but obviously people
Speaker 2: like the classic the freaking Koreans, they jumped on board
Speaker 2: and they kind of made that part of their identity,
Speaker 2: which they're great, they're fucking fantastic dancers, but like they
Speaker 2: became very popular obviously Brazilians doing that's literally that's.
Speaker 1: How Kim like roast power. Yeah, was he broke he
Speaker 1: break breakdance, broke.
Speaker 2: Dance break, he'd break dance chip a hoy. He would
Speaker 2: have come and do it like the moon thing where
Speaker 2: he would like walk on his shoulder like three steps
Speaker 2: and you're like, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck people got furious by the way I kept
Speaker 1: calling it a chip chip.
Speaker 2: People got that bad about it.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. I like that it
Speaker 1: bothers people. But I also just I like the word
Speaker 1: chip a hoy. It sounds said that bothers people the most.
Speaker 1: I think that's what does a feel because I always
Speaker 1: says it. For me.
Speaker 2: I love people making upset.
Speaker 1: I have always said chip a hoy.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know you never said a chips I definitely believe.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've said a chips ahoy. But like I
Speaker 2: definitely like, if I'm paying attention, I will say a
Speaker 2: chip a hole, Well, that's a chip hoy.
Speaker 3: It's so stupid because no, no, it's just like, okay,
Speaker 3: unless there's an assortment, like there's assortment of cookies or whatever,
Speaker 3: like a bunch of different different types, you wouldn't specify
Speaker 3: the cookie.
Speaker 1: You would just say can you can I have a cookie.
Speaker 1: It's like the fish fish fishes argument.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate that. I hate that. That's
Speaker 2: real fish fishes fish right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I never I'm be honest, I never accept fishes. I
Speaker 3: don't like it. I never like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I I understand the arguments. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it fish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it just it works like deer or
Speaker 3: cow and it sounds are me do you say cow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cow? Look at the look at all those cow.
Speaker 2: That almost worked. That almost worked for me, amos, But no,
Speaker 2: my brain was almost like doesn't look at all those dog?
Speaker 2: Look at all those dog?
Speaker 1: Why not? Like at a certain point there like why
Speaker 1: not like at.
Speaker 2: A certain point multiple dogs turned into.
Speaker 1: The dog's aw. You know what I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: why sounds good? What is it about deer really that
Speaker 1: makes it? Yeah? Why does it sound like? It's all
Speaker 1: about like things?
Speaker 3: Just when things sound weird to people, they kind of
Speaker 3: just push back against it, like there's a thing where that.
Speaker 1: You know, how we how we like?
Speaker 3: There's even some like certain compound words where I feel
Speaker 3: like they can't be compounds only because it sounds like
Speaker 3: ship where I think there's I don't have a great
Speaker 3: example right now, but I feel like people will make
Speaker 3: a new word if it doesn't sound good, if you
Speaker 3: like squish two old words together.
Speaker 2: Of the or something. Uh, there's like words to describe
Speaker 2: the day after tomorrow, the day before yesterday, Like there's
Speaker 2: words for that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are they again?
Speaker 2: I think it's evermorrow or something like that.
Speaker 1: Evermorrow is that like just the general future?
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 1: I think it's the day after tomorrow is the word
Speaker 1: for that? Let me see, Yeah, I remember that, but
Speaker 1: like this is so two days from now, two days
Speaker 1: from now.
Speaker 2: Which is pretty much which is pretty much probably easier
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 3: You know, that's what I'm watching another fucking video essay
Speaker 3: because I hate myself and and like the dude of course,
Speaker 3: un alive, un alive, And I'm like.
Speaker 2: Brother, overmorrow, overmorrow, over tomorrow is the other one in
Speaker 2: the day before yesterday is uh, the.
Speaker 1: Day before yesterday, yestermorrow.
Speaker 3: It's just weird that I'm like, why you can't say
Speaker 3: two days ago yestermorrow.
Speaker 2: Today and it's ever yesterday every That's what's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Why I just say a couple days ago today, Like
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3: Now, however yesterday, I would beat that person up if
Speaker 3: some he was like, yes, it's.
Speaker 1: Ear yesterday, sorry, ear yesterday.
Speaker 2: I mean even a philosophy. No no, no, no no, it's
Speaker 2: e r E yesterday.
Speaker 1: They should be murdered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not to be murdered. That's just old English.
Speaker 3: So I went to the club that I went to
Speaker 3: this box social yesterday.
Speaker 2: He said, box.
Speaker 1: Immediately immediately social, A box social? What is that?
Speaker 2: That's a boxing match before?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that used to be so a social gathering at
Speaker 3: a at a at a boxing event, they're called a
Speaker 3: box social. But and it kind of transcended to almost
Speaker 3: kind of being just like a social gathering.
Speaker 1: Can I say this, I have never heard that word
Speaker 1: in my entire life. A thousand years old. You're not
Speaker 1: two hundred years old, Chris. I don't know how, but
Speaker 1: both of you know that I heard that.
Speaker 2: Stupid shit, I've heard it. That's why I'm like, why
Speaker 2: was someone say that? Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 3: I think I only know it because the Simpsons. To
Speaker 3: be honest, I think there was a reference in this
Speaker 3: since in one.
Speaker 2: Box Socials someone comes in a monocle and watches two
Speaker 2: men kill each other because there was no rules back then,
Speaker 2: and someone fall down and you can hit them table.
Speaker 2: The ten count.
Speaker 1: Old boxing was like prime for fucking emails. They hit
Speaker 1: each other with hammers and mallets.
Speaker 3: They grabbed hammer's mallets and then put the glove over it.
Speaker 2: Let's go so grow even watch like even at least
Speaker 2: time like like that time was like this, that's.
Speaker 1: Why he was.
Speaker 3: By the time, like, you know, I'm old enough to
Speaker 3: really appreciate Muhammad Ali and I'm like, I'd love to
Speaker 3: meet him. But by the time I was consciously aware
Speaker 3: of how much I admire this guy.
Speaker 1: He was already Yeah, his cells were shaken away from him.
Speaker 2: He couldn't even speak anymore. The speed for us he did.
Speaker 1: He was shaking the funk away, man.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, why be dizzy fast if you
Speaker 2: think of if you think about lead too hard, you
Speaker 2: get dizzy dude.
Speaker 1: Oh my yesses, speed for no man. They was. I
Speaker 1: remember watching an old boxing match from like I don't
Speaker 1: even know, like like the fifties or something, and they
Speaker 1: were like, you know those boxing gloves attached to the
Speaker 1: weird like chain link coils that would like bling like
Speaker 1: a spring. They were using those and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's insane to me, that that's like
Speaker 1: old technology. That was like at the inception of boxing.
Speaker 1: This is true. By the way, I think we're a
Speaker 1: podcast or everything that we say is real.
Speaker 2: I think the boxing is really funny. I think box
Speaker 2: really funny because it was like there was like all
Speaker 2: these like great boxers, They're all like these these great
Speaker 2: this boxes guys, unbelievable, and then as soon as like
Speaker 2: black people got into boxing, it was just like, oh damn.
Speaker 1: It was like baseball right with Jackie Robinson.
Speaker 2: Literally they were so upset having to cheer for him.
Speaker 1: It was very funny. There's a Shane there's a good
Speaker 1: Shane Gillis.
Speaker 2: Bit about that because immediately and the moment white people
Speaker 2: stop being cool, well, as soon as he showed up,
Speaker 2: well it's like you could you could?
Speaker 1: I forget what I'm not gonna do it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do his bit. But uh, anyway about this ray
Speaker 1: Gun ship. So she this is a woman. She did this,
Speaker 1: you now see. I saw a video of her explaining
Speaker 1: or I saw a video of her like talking about
Speaker 1: it afterwards, and she seems hilarious but like like she
Speaker 1: seems like a genuine like I feel like she's like
Speaker 1: a chill person or whatever. Yeah, but like that, whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck I saw of her break dancing routine was
Speaker 1: wild and not like that was incredible. It was just
Speaker 1: like what am I seeing? I could do that? I think?
Speaker 2: Uh so I dabble and dance like I love dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you break danced yesterday.
Speaker 2: No, But I I've always been like a really big
Speaker 2: fan of dancing. I love watching dancing. I've been like
Speaker 2: a fan of itself as a kid.
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, me too, weird.
Speaker 2: But seeing her do that was like, I was confused,
Speaker 2: and it has to be fake. This has to not
Speaker 2: be real.
Speaker 3: It definitely, I mean at the the highest level where
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people that dedicate their entire lives
Speaker 3: to being at the Olympics. Uh So, yeah, it was
Speaker 3: a little weird, and I would say, from a satirical standpoint, brilliant,
Speaker 3: especially if she was even after with her interviews, if
Speaker 3: she wasn't like because the way that she was explaining it,
Speaker 3: like you were talking saying that, you know, her explaining everything,
Speaker 3: she sounded very sincere, Like, oh, I think I had
Speaker 3: the most original moves.
Speaker 1: I thought that really would count for something.
Speaker 3: You know, And I'm like, if you're still like performing,
Speaker 3: this is brilliant, But at a certain point you have
Speaker 3: to know that original dumb ass moves is not That's
Speaker 3: not what breakdancing.
Speaker 1: It's ever been. It's good for like viral attention, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're at the Olympic if.
Speaker 3: You're doing this weird, because that's there's that viral screenshot
Speaker 3: that yeah, where she's fucking like, look, she look like
Speaker 3: a fucking yeah bunny, praying mantis, whatever you wanna call it,
Speaker 3: Like it's I'm like, that's not in no fucking breakdance
Speaker 3: square and then no and no environment would people be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fucking dope. They would be like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is this dumb bitch doing. That's so that's what it
Speaker 3: would be, So why would that not be the same thing.
Speaker 3: So that's what I'm saying, like, is she so? Is
Speaker 3: she still like is this very meta and she's still.
Speaker 1: Playing a role? I think I don't. The video that
Speaker 1: I saw seemed to indicate that she seems like a troll.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Like it almost feels like like she has
Speaker 1: to be like she didn't even mean to go. I
Speaker 1: think I think the idea is that it's which is cool.
Speaker 1: I respect it on some level.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, cool, I do, but I don't because
Speaker 2: what there was a bunch of assies that were like
Speaker 2: working their asses off to attempt to be there.
Speaker 1: Australians don't work what.
Speaker 2: But to represent their country. You know, if they wanted
Speaker 2: to go there represent their country. They wanted to go there,
Speaker 2: like because that's what the Olympics is about, you know. That's
Speaker 2: why I think when it's like people don't do substance
Speaker 2: in Olympics, like people if the rules are don't do it,
Speaker 2: don't do it. That's just it, right, is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? So here's the thing. Is it theoretically I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't mean legally, but is it theoretically like morally
Speaker 1: is criminal to uh morally to uh troll your way
Speaker 1: through the Olympics and get to the Olympics in the place,
Speaker 1: in the stead of people who probably deserve it more more. Well,
Speaker 1: then she's a perfect representative for Australia. I get it.
Speaker 1: I come from a London. I come from a London
Speaker 1: of criminals. That's their lord, Like that's the they haven't
Speaker 1: been criminal coded for centuries, right, but that's their lord.
Speaker 2: That's Aboriginal. Have you met original person before? I have
Speaker 2: never I met one half Aboriginal person.
Speaker 3: One half What I mean?
Speaker 2: That's such a dad ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe say this. There was
Speaker 1: like there was like that there standing there have that
Speaker 1: was like the what is that? That tweet or not
Speaker 1: that tweet. The mister's girlfriend came out, What the fuck
Speaker 1: was that? So is she sabotaging you?
Speaker 2: It was it was wild, it was going on.
Speaker 1: So mister V's girlfriend came out and she said something
Speaker 1: along the lines of like, oh man, a right, let
Speaker 1: me let me read. Just pull it up because like
Speaker 1: I don't want to get it wrong.
Speaker 2: It's fucking.
Speaker 1: It's like very funny. It's a very funny tweet there.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm fifty, I'm I have been moved up to
Speaker 3: fifty to fifty where I am actually not No, I'm
Speaker 3: actually known.
Speaker 1: And now that I think about it, I still think
Speaker 1: he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he'll be kids like why there could you
Speaker 2: could blow somebody's head off, but a kid will be.
Speaker 1: Like I think he makes funny videos. Again, they're not
Speaker 1: gonna Yeah, there's no morality yet, Like you have to
Speaker 1: be genuinely a raving pedophile to get and.
Speaker 2: Even then I'd still like you there won't.
Speaker 1: Yes, And even then, like if you have like enough,
Speaker 1: if you have like enough years built up of like
Speaker 1: people like going to your going to bat for you,
Speaker 1: even that won't really destroy you. That'll get rid of
Speaker 1: a lot of people, but like you're still like it's
Speaker 1: like doctor disrespect. It's like he's gonna come back and
Speaker 1: he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Son, Sorry, you can't watch mister Beasts anymore. He's a
Speaker 3: bad guy.
Speaker 1: Dad don't care. You can rape me and I still
Speaker 1: want to watch him. You remember, do you hear that
Speaker 1: like cocoa melon kind of like song about about mister
Speaker 1: Beast that that couple made where it was like, uh,
Speaker 1: I did, never mind, I'll send it to you. I'll say,
Speaker 1: I'll send to you. You can put it as the
Speaker 1: cold open to this episode. It's like this like weird
Speaker 1: cocoa melon like nursery rhyme about how like, uh, kids
Speaker 1: shouldn't watch mister Beast And it's like I think from
Speaker 1: like a Christian I don't know if it's real or not,
Speaker 1: or if it's just like completely fake, but it's a
Speaker 1: fucking funny where it's just like I can't recite it.
Speaker 1: I won't. It'll be at the beginning of this episode
Speaker 1: if I find but so she said, uh, this is
Speaker 1: from Deserto or Dextero, dexter I hate this the name
Speaker 1: and this web said de Shurtotry about this is.
Speaker 2: From This is from Dexter.
Speaker 1: Thank you. He says half the things that are said
Speaker 1: are not true. I wouldn't be with him if they were.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, which which half.
Speaker 2: That's all she said? Yeah, yeah, But that's dumb. That's
Speaker 2: a dumb thing to say, because that is a dumb
Speaker 2: thing to say. I know what she meant, I know
Speaker 2: what she means, but that's a dumb thing. It's a
Speaker 2: bad way to say it.
Speaker 3: I can't even to me, that sounds almost like even
Speaker 3: and it's not even like how could it be a
Speaker 3: slip if you're texting it?
Speaker 2: Right, he's not a pedophile, so who that's saying half
Speaker 2: because you know, like a Freudian slip, right like that,
Speaker 2: But she's texting it was a text? Right? Or did
Speaker 2: she was an interviewer?
Speaker 1: Was it a text? Act? I have?
Speaker 3: So let's just assume that it was a text whatever
Speaker 3: is the text. That's even weirder because like, you didn't
Speaker 3: just slip and say something right because you say, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I know what she means. But if he's not a
Speaker 3: bad guy, because there's a lot of serious accusations fraud,
Speaker 3: illegal gambling, fucking hiring a pedophile.
Speaker 1: It's weird to say half of this stuff is and
Speaker 1: it's true, but all of it is bad.
Speaker 3: So like, even if only half of it is untrue,
Speaker 3: that means he's still kind of a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Everything other than the pedophilia I'm fine with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't. I really don't.
Speaker 2: As long as you're as long as you're not hurting children.
Speaker 3: But they kind of well, oh you mean in an
Speaker 3: abusive way.
Speaker 2: As long as you're not hurting children, I don't care
Speaker 2: what you do. Pretty much money you want from the government.
Speaker 2: Fuck this fuck this country, fucking fraud.
Speaker 1: It's not even would kids that are buying these sweep.
Speaker 2: Steakes and like those kids. Man, I'm sorry, man, I
Speaker 2: don't know, Man, I think I wish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of agree. I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Turned off that part of my bottom heart where I'm like.
Speaker 1: You can't be hurt you can't. You just can't be
Speaker 1: hurting kids sexually. Especially Yeah, like in fact, I would
Speaker 1: beat up kids actually like whatever, like the need to
Speaker 1: be slaps. So yeah, there's a handful.
Speaker 2: Really, some kids got to be pushed to the floor,
Speaker 2: like pushed down to the forem and be like.
Speaker 3: Your wiring's a little screwed up. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 3: knock the screws loose a little bit, start over.
Speaker 2: I think I think the kids are really I think
Speaker 2: kids would have been a crash test like in a Grinch.
Speaker 2: Like in the Grinch, you didn't see did the crash
Speaker 2: test and he fucking flying against the wall.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Is that like in the post office?
Speaker 2: No, it's when he's testing before he goes down to
Speaker 2: the town to fucking recavo it and he gets into
Speaker 2: the crash test on me. It's like it's pretty much
Speaker 2: a chair.
Speaker 1: And he's I do remember that.
Speaker 2: It seems crazy what you were saying.
Speaker 1: He put a kid in a crash test that would
Speaker 1: have been the next level but legendary, legendary Grinch.
Speaker 2: You would have been the mean one for sure. Awesome
Speaker 2: mister killing that way that kid hit that wall, he
Speaker 2: blew them the wreaths and his head got stuck in
Speaker 2: the fucking bike degree. I wouldn't be mad if you
Speaker 2: said Edward at all.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't be upset if you so. I love
Speaker 1: the Regans. So we've got one thing that was brought
Speaker 1: up last last episode too, is Carl Urban. I don't
Speaker 1: know what were we saying about Carl Urban that we
Speaker 1: thought he was a book but yeah, we were just
Speaker 1: doing his voice. We must have said something about like
Speaker 1: where he was from, Yeah, I must have. I've always assumed.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought he was from London down.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought he was from from Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 3: I thought he was too, But.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking he was like, I don't know, Australia
Speaker 1: or something Netherlands.
Speaker 3: The problem is a lot, you know, I don't really
Speaker 3: watch that many interviews with the actors anymore.
Speaker 1: I used to.
Speaker 3: This used to be something like watching behind the scenes stuff,
Speaker 3: special features and movies and ship like that, all that,
Speaker 3: Like everything streaming. I kind of don't really go out
Speaker 3: of my way like I used to do with DVDs.
Speaker 1: Bonus features or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is weird is that he kind of
Speaker 2: lost a lot, particularly Carl Irving, Urban Urban.
Speaker 1: Irving Irving, Maddie Johnson Where We Go, and Carl Urban.
Speaker 2: I really have very rarely heard him like talk about
Speaker 2: anything about where he's from. Because I watched a bunch
Speaker 2: of the boys interviews. I think they're hilarious and tantemity.
Speaker 3: I actually this season is the only time I've watched
Speaker 3: any interviews, and only because of Aaron Moriarty.
Speaker 1: I just I was fascinated with all that.
Speaker 2: I'm like a really big friend of Jensen Echos because
Speaker 2: I've been watching Supernatural the whole fucking time, so like
Speaker 2: seeing him on career, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that is that?
Speaker 2: So is that show?
Speaker 3: Are you like one of the like because I think
Speaker 3: the demographic was like ninety three percent women.
Speaker 2: Very female. Yeah, it's very very.
Speaker 3: You're one of the few people that like males. And
Speaker 3: one of my coworkers too, because I also made fun
Speaker 3: of him for that.
Speaker 2: I have older Sistern and that's what happened, and older
Speaker 2: Sistern and Chee and you can't.
Speaker 1: Out Vegina's hair is weirdly purported, like it's not. I
Speaker 1: thought there was like some bullshit.
Speaker 2: It looks too spiky, like it looks like Shadow's hair
Speaker 2: more than Vegeta's hair.
Speaker 1: It looks more it looks more real, like that's it's
Speaker 1: like how I feel like Vegeta's hair would really be.
Speaker 1: But like we've all seen Vegina's hair, it's fucking stupid big.
Speaker 2: He's got a big ass head too, buta has a
Speaker 2: big fucking head.
Speaker 1: Oh that video of him fighting cancer. Yeah, where you
Speaker 1: can see he's fine. It's a great it's a great video.
Speaker 1: What is it called. I mean showed it to us,
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure that this weekend and a house full of people
Speaker 2: and we were screaming at it because it was so insane.
Speaker 2: It was viv there when we were watching it was
Speaker 2: the viv It was louds Monica all watching it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, it's crazy that it was there.
Speaker 1: You were watching that video. The But like I think,
Speaker 1: if you look up vegeta can, vegeta can, it should
Speaker 1: come out. But it's it's it's it's just Gita being
Speaker 1: like he's in a bed and he's bald, and he's
Speaker 1: like this kid's is really strong and Goku comes in.
Speaker 1: It's like, let me fight your cancer, and it's the dummage.
Speaker 1: It's it's so.
Speaker 2: Stupid better, it's way better than it. It's way better
Speaker 2: than one of the regulars to fight it. No, it's
Speaker 2: like a whole arc Actually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty good. And the think about it.
Speaker 1: The thing that I love about it is that they
Speaker 1: make Vegeta bald, but they follow the way that he's
Speaker 1: usually drawn from a from a profile, so his head
Speaker 1: is like slope his head.
Speaker 2: The video already do you have it already, like it's
Speaker 2: a three minute video.
Speaker 1: Don't show him the whole bit. Just skim through it,
Speaker 1: like put it on mute. Just skim through these images.
Speaker 2: Just show him.
Speaker 1: Bald vegeta because it's like it is such a fucking
Speaker 1: amazing image.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Carl Urban is New Zealand. We made a mistake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It looks like one of those conehead niggas. Do you
Speaker 3: remember the cone heads? Yeah, they look they're like fucking
Speaker 3: fucking those things should not be alive.
Speaker 1: Whatever you can find it. You can find it if
Speaker 1: you google it.
Speaker 2: I can show this camera.
Speaker 1: There's certain angles from it to where it just looks insane.
Speaker 1: The problem isn't a bit. Yeah, yeah, look at him.
Speaker 1: Actually looks more normal in that. But uh, because there's
Speaker 1: some shots. There are shots where it's like what it
Speaker 1: was into his.
Speaker 2: Head, it nicks back.
Speaker 1: It's like, dam it's funny. It's good anyway. That's all
Speaker 1: this stuff from the last episode and also the ring. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with the ring on stuff.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, please stop, just please stop.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised I haven't seen a bunch of people photoshopping
Speaker 3: in on the dance floor or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that they.
Speaker 2: Should do that.
Speaker 3: They should, especially that one, that one picture where you're
Speaker 3: you are photoshopped into Adam Driver's torso your face.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: Wait where did I somebody just know I might have
Speaker 3: lost that image? I don't know where that image I
Speaker 3: have it. I know I have you have it, I
Speaker 3: know I have it.
Speaker 1: I love that image is insane. It was from thumbnails
Speaker 1: from the thumbnail of that video we did, the one
Speaker 1: of the Twitter trashes from back in the day. I
Speaker 1: was making this absurd face. I don't even know how.
Speaker 1: I don't know it was when you were doing the
Speaker 1: you were doing like I don't remember. I don't remember
Speaker 1: how I did it, because it's like I've never been
Speaker 1: able to recreate that exact face. Huge.
Speaker 2: Huge, It's huge. That happened.
Speaker 1: The fucking Elon Musk online fucking interview with Trump Ship
Speaker 1: was horrible, but it didn't even work for a while,
Speaker 1: which is the same thing that happened to DeSantis. If
Speaker 1: I remember literally DeSantis was like, I'm running for present
Speaker 1: and this is my debut and it just didn't That's
Speaker 1: how I'm as how the ducking marionette looking.
Speaker 2: I want to get struck by lightning twice.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's dead. He's dead. He's a dead person.
Speaker 1: Might he might be there, Like I think everybody forgot
Speaker 1: about him entirely.
Speaker 2: When he went on.
Speaker 3: When he went on stage and he would try to smile,
Speaker 3: it was the worst thing. He smiles like mister Beast,
Speaker 3: he does, he does. At least mister Beast could at
Speaker 3: least like hold his teeth that he would like. You
Speaker 3: would see his mouth struggling to like it's like, I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the hell is this?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why is it doing that? He was in a boss
Speaker 1: battle with his own fucking face. It's the craziest thing
Speaker 1: watching that guy try to smile. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they I forgot about that. Yeah, they did a Twitter
Speaker 1: space and it was just whatever, I don't know was
Speaker 1: it was uneventful.
Speaker 2: It's just stupid, as it always would be.
Speaker 1: It's so there was a point where he was like
Speaker 1: trying to like, I mean, I don't know to the
Speaker 1: slightest bit of charitability that I can give to it
Speaker 1: is that there was at least one point where Elon
Speaker 1: tried to seemingly tried to make the case for nuclear
Speaker 1: energy or whatever at the very least. Yeah, and so.
Speaker 3: A little bit of pushback kind of used a little
Speaker 3: bit of bad of a bad example. Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 3: about the It was arsenal of like like bombs versus
Speaker 3: like say maybe a reactor having a problem or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: saying like, because I understand what he was trying to do,
Speaker 3: like to do it, he's not.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing when he had, when he had like.
Speaker 3: There was those people, those engineers, and you had that
Speaker 3: fucking Twitter space with the engineers, and they were asking
Speaker 3: him questions that they.
Speaker 2: Expected him to know. They were laughing at him.
Speaker 1: It was so insane.
Speaker 3: The thing that annoys me about all of his fucking family,
Speaker 3: you know, they're they're they're they're cult people. Of course,
Speaker 3: So anyone who was a fan of him before for
Speaker 3: the ingenuity, who thought he was smart and they understood
Speaker 3: he's not, they're all making videos about him like, oh.
Speaker 1: This guy sucks.
Speaker 3: Well, everybody else that's just a fanboy are still saying
Speaker 3: this guy is a fucking genius and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, how could you believe this at this point?
Speaker 2: You know, you're just crazy.
Speaker 1: And look, there's a there's I don't think if he
Speaker 1: just didn't, I think you can lean into that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it's fun if you're at
Speaker 1: the head of a company and you are the idea guy, right,
Speaker 1: you're like a Steve Jobs were like Steve Jobs is
Speaker 1: not like necessarily technically competent intelligent. He's an intelligent dude,
Speaker 1: but like he wasn't building, he wasn't like he wasn't
Speaker 1: in a cave in Iraq building an iPhone with a
Speaker 1: box of scraps, you know, Like, yeah, he had like
Speaker 1: a bunch of people and he would tell people like
Speaker 1: it's like Bill Burd's kind of bit about it. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like how I feel about it, where it's
Speaker 1: like I want my music, I want all my music
Speaker 1: on this phone, get on it. And that's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of what it was. It's like, there's there's
Speaker 1: idea people who can see like, you know, oh, I
Speaker 1: see this vision for the future. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to get there, but I'm going to hire the right
Speaker 1: people to do it.
Speaker 2: That's what leadership is architect and the engineer goes in
Speaker 2: and creates it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know it. To be fair, I mean like, dude, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: like you don't have to pretend to be a genius,
Speaker 1: just like surround yourself with people who are capable of
Speaker 1: doing it and then just like, yeah, reap the benefits
Speaker 1: of hiring the right people and doing crazy shit. Like
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with it. It's the fact that he
Speaker 1: tries to like exude this this this aura of like
Speaker 1: more intelligent than he clearly is.
Speaker 2: That's like frustrating, Like you're not Tony Stark, bro, some
Speaker 2: African nigga. I can't deal with the fact that if
Speaker 2: I give you toasteds out of like pancakes.
Speaker 1: The thing.
Speaker 3: Was he was he was in he was in Iron
Speaker 3: Man to what he was like for that reason.
Speaker 1: But like, uh, there's one with better work, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: better make Mickey. I was like, what are you trying
Speaker 1: to say? Bet Rook was like you were in for president.
Speaker 1: He wasn't very good. Uh you don't probably don't even
Speaker 1: remember it. He was one of the Dems. I can't
Speaker 1: you'll you'll day dems.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go the next thing, all right, we need
Speaker 2: wanted them to run for president.
Speaker 1: Man fucking Baltimore day day. Okay, So with with respect,
Speaker 1: know they then presidents? Why is that That's it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so confusing. No, we can't allow it. We can't
Speaker 1: allow it one possible. We can't. We barely allow women.
Speaker 1: We can't make a leap like that.
Speaker 2: We can.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Women have been around for
Speaker 1: so long, and they're just getting to the the same way,
Speaker 1: not in the same way.
Speaker 2: To stop talking.
Speaker 1: They need they need another one hundred years and then
Speaker 1: and then you can be president, Chris.
Speaker 3: They've been around as long as everything else has been around.
Speaker 3: I'm already look at I want to stop. I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Literature, there's no there's no evidence. There's no evidence. There's
Speaker 1: no evidence.
Speaker 2: Except for like I don't know all of the cultural
Speaker 2: words of like all of our people. That Okay, I'll stop. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Sponsors UH this week, Sponsors n l RA UH is dead.
Speaker 2: The CEO of YouTube is dead. Yeah, her son recently died.
Speaker 1: To her son died.
Speaker 2: So this is crazy.
Speaker 3: Some people are trying to cook up some you know,
Speaker 3: the cauldron, and they're like, so her son before her
Speaker 3: died of an overdose.
Speaker 1: He like just did too many substances.
Speaker 2: I think it was a beast mister. I think it
Speaker 2: was not mister be had not to do with mister Beast.
Speaker 2: Mister rose from his sucking tools, his tomb, his tombs
Speaker 2: encased in like iron and fucking concrete on the ground
Speaker 2: and lead. But mister mister slowly licked his way out
Speaker 2: of it. It's such a caustic lists.
Speaker 1: Beast mister licked his way out of a lead sarcophagure
Speaker 1: and he's like, are you son of Susan? And he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, what's up, bro? And then he.
Speaker 2: Just started sucking his soule like sons, like using the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And then two fingers cracked through the ground and just
Speaker 2: opened like a pussy. And then Beastminster comes out and
Speaker 2: he's like, Mamo Susan and then just gives him an overtime.
Speaker 1: He cast cast him. He shoves a brick of fentanyl
Speaker 1: and his throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it just all of it, all the
Speaker 3: test fentanyl, and he puts.
Speaker 1: Them inside of it and he's like, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. The official story was that he overdose.
Speaker 1: The real story was that he was trapped in a
Speaker 1: fentanyl test acting but.
Speaker 2: Disappeared. No, he fell back into.
Speaker 1: The floor, just sealed up without a I don't know
Speaker 1: if I have anything to really say about it. It
Speaker 1: didn't you know, it happened. She passed away. She had cancer.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Sassed me out, man, seeing people with that much money,
Speaker 3: like dying from cancer, you know, yeah, because I'm always like,
Speaker 3: what what happened? Are you not taking care of yourself
Speaker 3: when you have all the money?
Speaker 2: You know, it's still recognition, man, Huh, it's not AIDS.
Speaker 2: I mean can't. That's often if it's not like really
Speaker 2: bad as treatable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she might have had a really bad one, right,
Speaker 1: Like you can't have really bad age. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: start off really bad though.
Speaker 2: That's the thing ignoring it.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that one like, how are you so
Speaker 3: fucking rich? Why would you not get regular checkups on
Speaker 3: your body? The only reason I don't is because that ship.
Speaker 1: Got what.
Speaker 2: They think they're a mortal. That's the problem with the
Speaker 2: Richard and that's why they do this shit. They do
Speaker 2: like actually genuinely they forget that there's a period of
Speaker 2: time or all this money you got is you're gonna die.
Speaker 1: I don't go to the doctor to check up anything.
Speaker 1: You should, bro you should, I don't want to because
Speaker 1: if I know, I know that I will give up
Speaker 1: and I will die. Well, or you could like find
Speaker 1: that anything and I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You'll find out you have stage one like a tumor
Speaker 2: to get take it off your body and then give
Speaker 2: you like I don't know, one dose of chemotherapy will
Speaker 2: be sick for like three weeks.
Speaker 3: I respect the gambling, look it, I respect the gambling middle.
Speaker 2: I don't respect an idiot.
Speaker 3: I don't respect the rich person with infinite resources that
Speaker 3: could literally take care of themselves or like you know,
Speaker 3: we even just mentioned Steve Jobs, like what a fucking idiot?
Speaker 2: Well, no, Steve Jobs was trying time and time and
Speaker 2: time again. He just couldn't find a proper donor. As
Speaker 2: far as he took a little, he took it. He
Speaker 2: took the Asian person's organ if I'm not mistaking literally
Speaker 2: what yeah, because he had a transplant of some sort.
Speaker 2: I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1: There's blood in my stool every day, and I will
Speaker 1: not I will not go to a doctor.
Speaker 2: I like that that's crazy. I did.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 2: If you should blood, please go to a doctor.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything wrong with it. It's getting it's
Speaker 1: getting bad.
Speaker 2: Blood out of you. Oh he's blood letting. Yeah, actually
Speaker 2: I believe in that he's blood. He's blood maxing. I
Speaker 2: believe he's blood.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't know. It would be a neme Max, it
Speaker 1: would be blood mining.
Speaker 2: Man. You know you're sorry. That's blood mining. Bleed Max. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're bleed Max.
Speaker 1: And that's it too, busy bleed Maxing.
Speaker 2: Bleed maxing. I have zero stags anywhere else. His wrist
Speaker 2: is dripping. Yeah, you're audible. It looks like your fucking
Speaker 2: forums have wings.
Speaker 1: I start calling, I start calling women bleed Maxers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fucking bleed Max, bitch, bleedersed.
Speaker 2: Get out of my house. It's on natural. Stop. You're
Speaker 2: a fucking natural. You're a fucking monster. You're a fucking monster.
Speaker 3: One of the favorite things of the South Park movie
Speaker 3: that came out like two thousand or whatever, mister Garrison
Speaker 3: as a line where I think anything when he says something,
Speaker 3: he was like, I'm sorry, I just don't trust anything
Speaker 3: that bleeds for five days and doesn't die, and as
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 1: That ship was like the I was like, wow, it's
Speaker 1: a good line.
Speaker 2: It's so powerful.
Speaker 1: It is a really good line. Yeah, but I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: you think you think? Do you think vampires think? Period?
Speaker 2: But it is like particularly yummy. See they never I
Speaker 2: never see that. They never talk about it. And it's like,
Speaker 2: let's be talking about.
Speaker 3: Hollywood's fucking stupid. Hollywood likes to pretend like, uh, periods
Speaker 3: don't exist, and well they don't. It's fucking well they
Speaker 3: pretend that like yeah, big pharma, it's big.
Speaker 2: Period, big and it's a big red dot.
Speaker 1: It's a big red dot, and it's they're trying to
Speaker 1: convince us that periods are real, just that women have
Speaker 1: an excuse to be bitches. I feel like we have
Speaker 1: the worst culture as far as like, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: I should get the thing to do the period c onion.
Speaker 2: I was like, don't because if it doesn't really bother
Speaker 2: me that much, I'm going to lose so much respect
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Oh they get the stimulator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I'll lose so much respect for you.
Speaker 2: I don't just let me respect you now, even have
Speaker 2: like my my my doubts.
Speaker 1: Probably electric shock things that that stimulates muscles.
Speaker 3: Usually it's like, because you ever seen those people they
Speaker 3: have ab stimulators. It was just shocking the rabs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they tone them up. That's crazy, crazy, those
Speaker 2: are stupid.
Speaker 1: But like, you know, people do that. But man, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm in pain all the time, so I
Speaker 1: go ahead to add more.
Speaker 2: But I really, I really think it's probably a really
Speaker 2: seriously uncomfortable experience. Do I think you heard as much
Speaker 2: as it does?
Speaker 1: Well? Maybe, okay, I know it's probably it's probably incredibly
Speaker 1: uncomfortable consistently. It's so like which is which is frustrated.
Speaker 1: I can imagine why. I like, dude, some people have
Speaker 1: it worse than others. Yeah, some people have it worse
Speaker 1: than others.
Speaker 2: Some girls are like I can't move and I'm like, dang, dude, dude.
Speaker 1: I get that way with migraines sometimes, Like there's some
Speaker 1: days when I get like a headache that I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I literally can I love when I have I'm real.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Susan, Actually, you know, we were all mad at
Speaker 3: the time, but I will say she was a lot
Speaker 3: better than this new fucking guy that yes, mister Corporo,
Speaker 3: And she was actually pretty old school, right.
Speaker 1: She was involved with Google from like the fucking get go.
Speaker 1: So it's actually, yeah, she she made decisions that an
Speaker 1: ant agree and she was like she presided over YouTube
Speaker 1: during like an unfortunate time, Like it was just like
Speaker 1: advertisers pulling out, and it's just like you throw a
Speaker 1: nuclear switch. It's like it's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: The thing is like it I feel like, in retrospect,
Speaker 3: I feel like it could have been much worse to
Speaker 3: feel somebody.
Speaker 1: Else, Yeah, no easily, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: For so that's why I'm like, Okay, in retrospect, that
Speaker 3: give you a little bit of flowers because I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the way that YouTube's had, the direction that YouTube's
Speaker 3: heading in now, where it's just it's it favors a
Speaker 3: certain type of content, And I feel like that's why
Speaker 3: content has gotten so much more shaddier on average. As
Speaker 3: far as like the way with people could there's people
Speaker 3: with special privileges, like say, I'm using PHILIPD. DeFranco as
Speaker 3: an example. Since he's a little bit higher on the echelon,
Speaker 3: he can get away with saying almost anything, Like he
Speaker 3: can swear and say all these things.
Speaker 1: He can use the word he doesn't have to say
Speaker 1: grape or essay or fucking on alive.
Speaker 3: And if they just fucking did that for everyone, because
Speaker 3: within like, they just ease up on that shit, and
Speaker 3: it to me, it's just gotten increasingly worse, especially and
Speaker 3: everybody's kind of u cowtowing to it now. The algorithm
Speaker 3: is basically, if you're not using those words, it automatically
Speaker 3: knows this is not a savory video. So you kind
Speaker 3: of want to use those words now, But I refuse.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fucking infant. The only one that would
Speaker 3: ever use is pdf focuse.
Speaker 1: I think that's funny. The pf file is funny.
Speaker 3: It's fun I like how it sounds like when I
Speaker 3: heard that for the first time, Like that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I would always like, there's there's a
Speaker 1: there's a program or like a website that I've used
Speaker 1: a couple of times to get like PDFs. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what, like to sign PDFs or whatever. It's called
Speaker 1: pdf filer. Yes, I have that, and every time I
Speaker 1: would like go on it, I'm like, this is a
Speaker 1: terrible name, man, Like, what the fuck do you do?
Speaker 1: I think I honestly think that website is the only
Speaker 1: reason that connection was even made, because PDF files have
Speaker 1: been around for a while, pedophiles have been around for
Speaker 1: a while. Only in the last couple of years since
Speaker 1: this website exists have I noticed that that was even
Speaker 1: remotely a connection that was drawn. And I never really
Speaker 1: thought about it before that, Like, until I was on
Speaker 1: that website, I was like, Uh, I don't like the
Speaker 1: way this sounds weird?
Speaker 2: What else I wish my name?
Speaker 1: There's a what was that stupid fucking show? Uh the
Speaker 1: it crowd?
Speaker 3: And then this guy his name was Peter File, and
Speaker 3: specifically because of that, he just this girl couldn't date
Speaker 3: him anymore because his when he's like, they're at yeah,
Speaker 3: they're at like the airport of the bus, the train station,
Speaker 3: and like his name was called over the intercom and
Speaker 3: he's like me, I'm Peterful, I'm beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm like she was just like, I can't do the
Speaker 1: city bar.
Speaker 3: It was so funny because I'm like, I feel that
Speaker 3: I actually might be if someone's name is too fucked up,
Speaker 3: like I just saw in the So there was that
Speaker 3: we we talked about doctor h uh uh.
Speaker 1: Gay Ludvig Hitler, right, and.
Speaker 3: Then I saw another name, this guy's name. This guy's
Speaker 3: name is Mo Lester.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm just like, first name, last name, Lester.
Speaker 2: I got hang out with Mo Lester. There.
Speaker 1: There's just there's no way.
Speaker 2: To take him seriously ever, And it's not his fault. No,
Speaker 2: it's your parents not being able to put two and
Speaker 2: two together because parents are stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like sucking that Kyle Kyle Kolinsky's uh dating
Speaker 3: or married to Crystal Ball, Crystal Ball, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: why parents.
Speaker 2: His wife's name is Crystal Bristol Ball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why why parents? So the last name is Ball,
Speaker 3: so Crystal Like that's because you know that's what the
Speaker 3: dad did. And then the mom rolled the eyes and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, listen to me, bitch, second rate.
Speaker 1: Imagine calling your wife a second rate chump? Is that
Speaker 1: such a fucking like, hey, arnold, fucking on the street
Speaker 1: ass insult. I was thinking, like second rate one of
Speaker 1: our compones, like fucking enforcers, like shaking someone. It's like
Speaker 1: a nineteen like sixties child for me, stickball on the
Speaker 1: street like the second rate chump for me.
Speaker 2: I just just think of the fact that it's a
Speaker 2: really big person whose teeth are all jagged. He pretty
Speaker 2: much has some moms. You see the like Venom's teeth.
Speaker 2: You know that's crazy, Crystal.
Speaker 3: It's like fucking Christopher walking into Sleepy Hollow. Like when
Speaker 3: they show his ass, he's just all like I was like,
Speaker 3: why does he look? Why is he okay? Because from
Speaker 3: my understanding, I thought, like the sleepy the headless home
Speaker 3: Horseman was like possessed.
Speaker 1: After he died or something. At least from my understanding,
Speaker 1: he's just headless.
Speaker 3: But they show so Christopher walking plays ahead of his
Speaker 3: whole Horseman in Sleeping.
Speaker 1: Was born headless, out ahead. That would have been a
Speaker 1: much better story. He was invisible head motherfuckers like all
Speaker 1: like evil and ship.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a great movie though, actually a really
Speaker 3: fun fucking movie, which one A Sleepy Hollow with Johnny
Speaker 3: Dubb Christina Ritchie.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't remember the movie. I know that story
Speaker 1: because we grew up around Sleepy Hollow, and I remember,
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember I had I made a friend
Speaker 1: who lived in Sleepy Hollow, and I was so excited
Speaker 1: to go because I just I love the ideas, Like
Speaker 1: I do I know somebody who lives in sleep worked hollow.
Speaker 2: It was a fucking there's nothing there. Literally, it's really boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no assholes running around like cosplaying and Halloween Town.
Speaker 2: They have a lot of fun over there. Halloween Town
Speaker 2: and Halloween Time have a lot of fun over there.
Speaker 3: I think anyone's actually getting decapitated like there, you know,
Speaker 3: because you know you can cover for it, because you
Speaker 3: can if you strap somebody, you capitate a real person,
Speaker 3: strap them to a.
Speaker 1: Horse and then make the horn. That's funny. Read, wasn't
Speaker 1: that a Red Dead scene?
Speaker 2: Was then too? They did that to a kan Karen.
Speaker 2: They send someone back to you like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they said, I remember.
Speaker 2: Oh the guy that was from the old DRIs school
Speaker 2: guy almost got cast rated.
Speaker 1: I gotta play Red Dead again, man, I'm playing it
Speaker 1: right now. I know I'm playing I I I went
Speaker 1: through like a weird in the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: I guess, like the last week specifically, I got through
Speaker 1: this like weird. I've been playing like a lot of
Speaker 1: like I played Infamous Second Son for the first I
Speaker 1: haven't finished that. I played that. Do you remember, guys,
Speaker 1: remember the Order eighteen eighty six?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, it was like the movie game. It was
Speaker 2: like a movie game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how was it? I kind of liked it. It
Speaker 1: looked cool. It's so, let me put it this way,
Speaker 1: that game is not particularly good from a game perspective,
Speaker 1: Like it's very like they have this like cinematic black
Speaker 1: bar aspect ratio at the top, and it's a cover shooter,
Speaker 1: so like you can't see a lot of what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to see. But but I but I mean this sincerely.
Speaker 1: That's probably one of the best stories I've played in
Speaker 1: the video game cool. Like it's it's like, well, the
Speaker 1: thing is, it's written authentically. And what I mean by that,
Speaker 1: it's like there's no like you know, like I feel
Speaker 1: like if if you make something fantasy oriented or even
Speaker 1: like even remotely serious, now I feel like there has
Speaker 1: to be like at least some hint of like I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's irony or meta or like a
Speaker 1: wink and nod that it's not that serious. There's there's
Speaker 1: some there's an allergy to like sincerity. And the way
Speaker 1: that it's written is like it's totally straight. It's played
Speaker 1: totally you gotta be a full sale sometimes like this
Speaker 1: ship is fucked. We're in a fuck situation sometimes and
Speaker 1: they for anybody who's curious about it, it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's the eighteen eighties, it's the King Arthur's Court, and
Speaker 1: it's like steampunk Werewolves type shit Jack the Ripper East
Speaker 1: India Company. It's dope as hell, and it's all played
Speaker 1: super serio, like there's no jokes, you know, which I liked.
Speaker 1: It was actually like refreshing in this kind of period
Speaker 1: where everything's trying to be like it recently or you
Speaker 1: had it for a while, uh no, I picked it
Speaker 1: up recently because I was like, it's weird that I
Speaker 1: haven't played this. It's it's playsation, it's exclusive. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's PlayStation. It's like, I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: like ten bucks. I wouldn't necessarily recommend it for ten
Speaker 1: dollars because it's like it is like a very specific
Speaker 1: kind of game i'll play.
Speaker 2: I like were Wolves.
Speaker 1: The story is really fucking cool, like the idea of
Speaker 1: what's going on, it's.
Speaker 2: Like the idea of murdering people.
Speaker 1: I like historical fiction. Like, it's like the same reason
Speaker 1: where why I.
Speaker 2: Like Game of thron Sol got damn much mm hmm.
Speaker 3: It's it's considered it is. It's just a little bit
Speaker 3: more on the fiction side that it's historical fantasy more.
Speaker 3: That's but like it's historical fiction is roughly the same thing.
Speaker 1: No, No, historical fiction is like Assassin's Creed where it's
Speaker 1: like you know, oh, the da Vinci and like the Ranissant,
Speaker 1: but there's like a fiction happening within it. Like what's
Speaker 1: what's Game of Thrones?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's it's all much so based off of the
Speaker 2: idea of the history of Uh. I think like I
Speaker 2: think it's Scotland and down towards where it's the near
Speaker 2: the Mongols area, and that's all at that period piece.
Speaker 2: It's different names and there's obviously magic. It's not like
Speaker 2: it's not exactly historically. They're not historical figures in that
Speaker 2: perfectly that.
Speaker 1: That's not historical fiction where you're justcribed Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: is not historical fiction. What is it called?
Speaker 2: It's always gonna be like dark fantasy.
Speaker 1: It's just fantasy. It's just like but it's it's very
Speaker 1: much so I don't know what you described.
Speaker 3: No, not necessarily, but I understand what he's saying because
Speaker 3: it's not like just a complete like you know, it's
Speaker 3: not just a complete fit. It's like, oh it must
Speaker 3: like it's like Dragon Age in a way where it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: here's England, here's France, Here's Here's.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but they're different names.
Speaker 2: I would say.
Speaker 3: I would say Dragon Age is closer to historical fiction
Speaker 3: than Game of Thrones though, even though it's like say
Speaker 3: like say, oh, if you're in the Winter, that's Italy,
Speaker 3: if you're in Orley, you're a.
Speaker 2: Historical It's it's high fantasy with history with references, because
Speaker 2: every group in that book is based off a group
Speaker 2: in real life, right, but it's a fictional group.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, what I'm saying, it's like this
Speaker 1: is this is straight like you know, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: historical fit like East India Company, like the Journeys to
Speaker 1: the America's you know, the eighteen hundreds. But like the
Speaker 1: only difference is like there's like, yeah, Nicola Tesla's in it,
Speaker 1: and he makes you shit, it's awesome. But it's not
Speaker 1: like a it's not like it's a me Mario, you know.
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's like totally straight faced, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was awesome, Like it's a it's a chore
Speaker 1: to play sometimes, and it's like kind of hard just
Speaker 1: because like the and the difficulty is like high. Not
Speaker 1: because it's a difficult game, but just because like the
Speaker 1: game obscures so much from you. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: it's this really realistic looking game and then you have
Speaker 1: the black bars, so like I was like sniped forty
Speaker 1: times by somebody who like I couldn't even see. Can
Speaker 1: you not turn that off? Because that's no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's I think because it's a PS four launch game,
Speaker 1: or like early in the PS four like they were
Speaker 1: trying to cut as much of the screen out to
Speaker 1: get like that cinematic kind of right.
Speaker 2: I mean, and it looks cool.
Speaker 1: It's cool. I guess my recommendation would just like play
Speaker 1: on easy, you know what I mean, because it is
Speaker 1: it's a story game, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: wish it was on PC man, Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I would play it.
Speaker 1: I would to be freaking what you call the French people, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would be like guess what so I did. I'm
Speaker 3: on my second play through a cyberpunk Guess what I did?
Speaker 2: Everybody's naked, yes, and it is like, dude.
Speaker 3: Uh, Claire the bartender pream pressypreme dude, she's she's like,
Speaker 3: has just enough thickness her. I was like, who did
Speaker 3: this she because like when she's clothed, you can tell
Speaker 3: she's thick.
Speaker 2: But like, well, you know Claren and.
Speaker 1: You know that right, Huh.
Speaker 3: She's trans Well, so people were saying she's trans but
Speaker 3: like in the game, people are saying, like she was
Speaker 3: definitely trans. But the way that's like a burden satation.
Speaker 3: So when you're doing her, she is. So when you're
Speaker 3: doing when you're doing her mission and she she says
Speaker 3: something about she says transition.
Speaker 1: She didn't say what she could have been a bird.
Speaker 2: Well she's not. She's not what you call it. She's
Speaker 2: not enhanced at all. That's another thing you talked about.
Speaker 3: Well that's the thing she almost did before her husband.
Speaker 3: And then there it gets complicated, like you realize that
Speaker 3: her husband was just racing and she did actually get
Speaker 3: he didn't actually get killed, but I still had you
Speaker 3: still got to got killed anyway, because I was like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: so there there are racers and she likes she lies
Speaker 3: to you and she's like, oh, I want to avenge
Speaker 3: my husband because she got he got killed, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, let's go fuck this dude up. And then
Speaker 3: the guy's like begging for his life, like Claire the
Speaker 3: Bartender after.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I did much of her stuff.
Speaker 3: I did every If you're not in a racing, you
Speaker 3: probably didn't do it.
Speaker 2: The game the racing. The car they gave you the
Speaker 2: race is so fucking stupid because they could have gave
Speaker 2: you a sports car and you would have been fine,
Speaker 2: but they gave you a fucking tank. Yeah, so she
Speaker 2: has this dumb tank thing.
Speaker 3: So I did that mission way later when I had
Speaker 3: dope shit, so like I got the best of that
Speaker 3: fucking I forgot what it's called the caliber whatever, like
Speaker 3: one of the best cars in that game the race,
Speaker 3: and I destroyed everybody.
Speaker 2: Well, you got to use different car. I couldn't. No,
Speaker 2: you you you do you either agree to use your car,
Speaker 2: say I'm use my own ship.
Speaker 1: Mother fuck.
Speaker 3: The only time I used her car is the one
Speaker 3: time where you have to when you're in the bad lands.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, you have to use my car because
Speaker 3: my car is built for the badlands essentially, and that
Speaker 3: makes sense.
Speaker 1: And uh.
Speaker 3: I hated the races because of how fixed it was
Speaker 3: because her guns when she was shooting, was doing nothing thing.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when you would touch people, they would explode. Other
Speaker 3: times they were invincible. The fucking guy, the guy that
Speaker 3: you want to kill, I had him dead to write
Speaker 3: so many times. And literally it's like plot armor in
Speaker 3: ways that you can't shoot them. You can't kill certain people,
Speaker 3: Like sometimes I'll throw grenades like people to see what happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know where it's like has to be this way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's worse than Sky because at least usually Skyrim
Speaker 3: will like at least get fucked up and they'll come back,
Speaker 3: you know how, they'll like usually.
Speaker 2: Like they'll top over, they'll topple over.
Speaker 3: At least they can be somewhat affected and then they'll
Speaker 3: reset after a while. These motherfuckers are impervious because like
Speaker 3: there was a you know that chick she works with
Speaker 3: the Militech or whatever, and it's dextail.
Speaker 1: With this bitch and she like she like, yeah, she's blonde,
Speaker 1: and that guy throws you on.
Speaker 3: The ground, puts you, has the gun up, and then
Speaker 3: I could have killed them that I wanted to kill
Speaker 3: all of them and see if it maybe it would
Speaker 3: just abort the mission because it's optional, you don't even
Speaker 3: have to do it.
Speaker 1: And so I was just like, oh, she's the corporal chick, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the cour chick.
Speaker 3: And the only reason I stuck with it because I
Speaker 3: saw a long time ago she's one of the chicks
Speaker 3: that you can smash.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, fine, I'll.
Speaker 2: Go through this. Otherwise I was gonna be I care
Speaker 2: about this, dumb would you play corpo?
Speaker 3: So my second I did. I did a corporal intro.
Speaker 3: I just want to see what the intro is like.
Speaker 3: So I was a dude in that one. I just
Speaker 3: want to see what it was like. I was like,
Speaker 3: the worst one in my opinion. Actually, my favorite one
Speaker 3: is the being a nomad No Mad was my favorite intro.
Speaker 3: I just like the intro is so cool, like it
Speaker 3: actually made sense, Like it felt the best because like,
Speaker 3: when you're a corporal, you just know Jackie no reason,
Speaker 3: there's no reason, there's no explanation.
Speaker 2: You just know him, you know, because you're a gang,
Speaker 2: you're a game member.
Speaker 3: You guys run into each other and then you guys
Speaker 3: become friends after a while, Like there's this the car
Speaker 3: that's gonna be calling. I did, but the nomad one
Speaker 3: was cool because he was like he needed a job,
Speaker 3: and then he hires you, and then you guys get
Speaker 3: fucking in a really tight situation.
Speaker 2: It was really cool. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the Nomad one just because it's starts
Speaker 1: off in the desert and I think the dope as hell.
Speaker 1: Like when I was out in Palm Springs and we
Speaker 1: were like in that desert environment, I was like, this
Speaker 1: making me want to play cyberpunk, which is weird. It's
Speaker 1: not very It's not a desert game at all.
Speaker 2: It's not you just go out there. It's kind of cool,
Speaker 2: but it was a cool.
Speaker 1: But that play that area stuck out to me. I
Speaker 1: like that area.
Speaker 2: You want to run a lot. Did you guys do
Speaker 2: every ending? Yes?
Speaker 1: No, I did every ending I have.
Speaker 2: I got the Stars ending, I got the one we
Speaker 2: got near Max thing for I got all of them.
Speaker 1: I did them all.
Speaker 3: I did them all because I just wanted to see.
Speaker 3: At one point, I was like, oh, just look it up,
Speaker 3: but I was like, I want to experience it.
Speaker 2: I didn't want where I argued with her. I did
Speaker 2: the one where I saw jack you see Jackie again.
Speaker 2: There was the one where you just kind of go
Speaker 2: to the Moon you die.
Speaker 1: The Moon was fun.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like the image, dude, you'll see one.
Speaker 2: The Moon one made me sad because it's like, ah,
Speaker 2: you you really die in that one. It's so sad.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, they trick you.
Speaker 3: You're pretty much like because you're you go out in
Speaker 3: the blaze of glory, because you're already you kind of fucked.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: The Johnny one pissed me off, though, only because he
Speaker 3: seemed like, hey, uh, I've kind of changed, I'm a
Speaker 3: little bit different, and then he just ignores everything that
Speaker 3: has to do with fucking v So we're at least
Speaker 3: not just give the people that he loved a peace.
Speaker 1: Of mind to be like, hey, it's me Johnny.
Speaker 2: Sorry. He's just like fuck it. And then he leaves
Speaker 2: and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yo, yo, what the fuck? Like I thought he like
Speaker 1: I thought he changed, Like I don't even remember what
Speaker 1: ending I got, Like it's so long.
Speaker 2: Does the ending with what's your name? The old bitch?
Speaker 2: I forgot her name?
Speaker 1: Rogue rogue rog that you that you clear you you
Speaker 1: fuck her? As Johnny, I don't know how to get
Speaker 1: a Rogan ding.
Speaker 2: There's a rogue Dinghi where she gets flattened by what's
Speaker 2: his name? What's his name?
Speaker 3: Literally kicks the wall through her. Well, I mean, whatever,
Speaker 3: we should we talk about Borderlands. We should talk about Borderlands.
Speaker 1: It's way better talk about something good though. Yeah, Borderlands sucks.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: So the movie Borderlands movie came out. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I want to see it just because of how bad
Speaker 1: everybody he's saying it is. Should we go see it
Speaker 1: and we all see it?
Speaker 2: I think we should? You see it this Friday. I
Speaker 2: guess give him a few bucks man because the movie past.
Speaker 2: I'm not giving the cast.
Speaker 1: Man because I'm like, damn, they got some star stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: uh Kevin Hart. To be honest, nobody gives.
Speaker 3: But like say, like as far as like other people,
Speaker 3: other legendary female actors it is, I'm like, damn, that's
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you got Kate Blanchett in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for no reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, she, why would you?
Speaker 1: Why did she agree to this? She must have? You
Speaker 1: must have. She must have.
Speaker 3: There must have been something that I'm missing. And because
Speaker 3: that's what usually happens, right when they end up in
Speaker 3: these things they have no business being in.
Speaker 2: I have no attachment of borderlands at all. Yeah, not
Speaker 2: at all. Not I missed a wave.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: And this is weird because like I have, I have
Speaker 3: Borderlands too, and I'm like, the reason I didn't play
Speaker 3: like I should really play with one.
Speaker 2: I just I just I hate doing that shit.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: I just don't care about those games. I that's not
Speaker 2: my aesthetic, I understand. I don't like slapstick. I like lapstick.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean it is a it is a
Speaker 1: precursor to destiny technically. Yeah, yeah, totally, you know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I like Borderlines. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I remember, like I remember liking the first one. It
Speaker 1: was a breath of fresh air at the time because
Speaker 1: it like you didn't see a lot. See.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of the.
Speaker 1: Reverse right with the Order that I was talking about. Now,
Speaker 1: It's like the Order is like refreshing now technically because
Speaker 1: it's just like everything is written very jokey now, like
Speaker 1: everything like even even I mean, we talked about this
Speaker 1: on a recent episode about it, like how there are
Speaker 1: no real comedies anymore. It's just like there are movies
Speaker 1: that are also funny. Yeah, and it's kind of everything
Speaker 1: and so like, oh, it was nice to play a
Speaker 1: game that just had no no jokes. You know, it
Speaker 1: was just like straight serious. Everybody's super serious. It's almost
Speaker 1: like a Shakespearean kind of like, you know, sincerity to it.
Speaker 1: And Borderlines came out at the time where everything was
Speaker 1: mega dire and like mega series like Grim Dark, Piss Filter,
Speaker 1: you know, everything was green.
Speaker 2: That was the time of like fear, That's when horror
Speaker 2: games are everywhere at that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're everything was super serious and even the things
Speaker 1: that weren't.
Speaker 2: Mossying it Call of Duty, where you're just fucking people.
Speaker 2: It's the best scene of all time, everything of all time.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's an iconic video games that moment. It's clearly not
Speaker 3: the best season. It's not the best thing of all time.
Speaker 3: That's so stupid to say. However, I adored so much
Speaker 3: because they dared.
Speaker 2: I ready played the fun out of that. I've done
Speaker 2: it many times.
Speaker 3: It's it's I don't, I don't give a funk about
Speaker 3: Call of Duty, but then at the same time I do.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 3: It's a weird thing where like there are moments within
Speaker 3: it that I'm like, oh, I actually cared.
Speaker 1: To I'm kind of I kind of agree with you,
Speaker 1: where like I never I was.
Speaker 3: Like I saw I saw a hu yeah, and I
Speaker 3: saw a Black Ops two scene on Instagram reels and
Speaker 3: it brought.
Speaker 2: Me back to I was like, oh, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: I forgot about it. It's it's kind of up until
Speaker 1: we started this podcast. That's kind of how I felt
Speaker 1: about Years of War. We're like like, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't really care about Gears of War, I guess, But
Speaker 1: then I would think about it and I would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I actually really like it. Yeah, yeah, called it is
Speaker 1: kind of like a little bit like it's more separate
Speaker 1: for me because like I just never really I didn't
Speaker 1: even I didn't play a single Black Ops campaign ever.
Speaker 1: Black Ops campaigns, to me, that was probably the best one.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 3: That was the thing that really drew me to it
Speaker 3: because I was already kind of out of the PvP thing,
Speaker 3: just because you had to get to a certain point
Speaker 3: where it's like, all right, my my, I didn't have
Speaker 3: a gaming PC at that point. If you really want
Speaker 3: to compete, you know, you want to get the best hurts,
Speaker 3: best graphics, card. You really want to be on a
Speaker 3: mouse and key to fucking have that that twitch that
Speaker 3: you know to get you literally, it's like it's like
Speaker 3: Formula one racing where they're fucking that their differences are
Speaker 3: so minuscule.
Speaker 2: It's like that bullshit.
Speaker 1: I have seen it annoys.
Speaker 2: There's like a fucking race track there, and the way
Speaker 2: they customize their cars is so fucking wild. I want
Speaker 2: to hit those really cool, Like I know, I run
Speaker 2: by one of those and I'd be stuck forever because
Speaker 2: it's such a.
Speaker 1: Mind Like, let me give myself a little bit of
Speaker 1: a little less on this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what happened is you would lightly press your
Speaker 3: toe on the on the fucking accelerator and you would
Speaker 3: just die. Like those things are so crazy. It's not
Speaker 3: that shit ain't built for I'm not into that. It's
Speaker 3: because it's it's just love it, bro. It's into like
Speaker 3: these robotic people right like that, and everything needs to
Speaker 3: be so personal. I'm like, I just want to plan
Speaker 3: a controller, dude. Yeah, I just want to like have fun, compete,
Speaker 3: having fun. Team death match is cool. But then if I, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't get fifteen kills. Sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 3: fucking carry the team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only thing you like.
Speaker 3: You might have one real good fucking match and then
Speaker 3: the next one, Oh you do so only got eight kills,
Speaker 3: you fucking pussy.
Speaker 2: You fucking I'm like, damn, bro, Like.
Speaker 1: It gets crazy.
Speaker 2: Man, you can't do that, bro. That's why I was
Speaker 2: never I've never been good at those games. I was
Speaker 2: only pretty I was only like half decent a Halo.
Speaker 2: I was pretty good at Destiny at a certain point,
Speaker 2: but I wasn't really a shooting game person until I
Speaker 2: got older, and it sucks. I think I would have
Speaker 2: been really good at them, but I was playing like
Speaker 2: RPGs and fucking like Pokemon and Ship like that.
Speaker 1: See I went the obviously around like I'm playing more
Speaker 1: ipgs now, which I think makes a technically, it's accidentally
Speaker 1: more logical. I didn't like plan that or anything, but
Speaker 1: it makes more sense because like you're you're just better
Speaker 1: at games like that when you're younger, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: as good as I was that at first person shooters,
Speaker 1: like even just like ten like eight years ago, I
Speaker 1: was crazy. Way that's kind that helps, but it's not
Speaker 1: it's not as like obviously, like like now at thirty,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh I can play an RPG and like
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And also yeah, at being wiser on it, it is
Speaker 3: RPG's are a lot easier now, puzzles are a lot easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, I was
Speaker 1: just like I remember playing. I remember starting Fallout three
Speaker 1: in high school and starting off in that classroom. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking gay, dude, Like why would I want
Speaker 1: to do this? Like why would I want to do that?
Speaker 1: And I'm quoting myself from that time. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: I mean, it's you know, it's just like why the fuck,
Speaker 1: Like why would I do this when I could go
Speaker 1: shoot ship and every other like video? Like what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? I have to take a test and
Speaker 1: we meet and meet a greaser and the fuck is
Speaker 1: this dumb shit?
Speaker 2: I was definitely that kid. I was like I never
Speaker 2: played it and I didn't like him too much, and
Speaker 2: like I fucking played. I played Halo four especial when
Speaker 2: I played like really hard. I played all the other ones,
Speaker 2: but I played like Halo four really hard. I'm not
Speaker 2: half bad at this, and I played like I went
Speaker 2: back and played three a lot, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this game is actually really really really fun because that's
Speaker 2: about people still had land parties, so like people would
Speaker 2: bring over the xboxes, you'd have like four TVs and
Speaker 2: you would just play called.
Speaker 1: I guess what I was saying is that like that's
Speaker 1: around that that's that's around a time where like you
Speaker 1: had like very gritty you know, it's very like even
Speaker 1: the games that weren't super sill like Your's. The War
Speaker 1: is not technically like super serious, but it's it's melodramatic.
Speaker 1: It's it's more serious than Borderline. And Borderlines was like, eh,
Speaker 1: fuck it, you know, let's just have fun with this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a gun that shoots guns, that shoots guns.
Speaker 1: It's just like that's so ridiculous that you can't help
Speaker 1: but smile. And Borderlands two was kind of the same
Speaker 1: thing where it's like Borderlands, who is really good? Actually
Speaker 1: it's still Borderline, So if you don't like that, like
Speaker 1: writing and it is like grading at a while after
Speaker 1: at a certain point, like you're not gonna like it,
Speaker 1: but that's where it peaks. I think any everything afterwards
Speaker 1: was a fucking mess. But yeah, so the Borderlands first
Speaker 1: of all, two thousand and nine, the first one. It's
Speaker 1: a while, okay, so to get a movie now, it's
Speaker 1: it's kind of like getting a Halo show. Now, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: They shot the movie a couple of years ago, but
Speaker 3: it's still late.
Speaker 1: They shot the movie four years ago, which so look,
Speaker 1: I remember hearing about it, right, I remember hearing about
Speaker 1: that this movie was coming out, and we've been given,
Speaker 1: I mean, a Halo show. Notwithstanding, we've gotten some pretty
Speaker 1: good video game adaptations lately, or at the very least,
Speaker 1: video game adaptations that are halfway decently, can I name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think we got I think Mario was decent.
Speaker 1: I don't like Mario really that much, but like I
Speaker 1: think it's like, I think it's competent. The Mario movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's competent. Uncharged. I didn't like, but it
Speaker 1: was also very it was competent in the same way
Speaker 1: where it's just like this is like a fun kind
Speaker 1: of like whatever, like this is how was that was
Speaker 1: that him? When he was like really young or some shit?
Speaker 1: Is it great? Yeah? No, But that's that's another thing
Speaker 1: where it's like the casting was fucking weird, like like
Speaker 1: I guess it's Tom Holland. Fine, uh yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's gonna the last act of it is pretty fun
Speaker 1: because they have a set piece. I'll just tell you.
Speaker 1: It's like they're these two they're they're airlifting these two
Speaker 1: pirate ships over the ocean and they're like fighting on
Speaker 1: like they're boarding pirate tips in the air. It's fun interesting,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's mindless. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Comping up to Tom Holland stopped acting, I feel like, well,
Speaker 1: why would he can do He's taking a break, right,
Speaker 1: He's probably.
Speaker 2: Just I'm just gonna be Spider Man a few years.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like fuck my girlfriend and then like becomes
Speaker 2: Spider Man later.
Speaker 1: He did that one thing. Oh no, he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: He did the thing where he was gay.
Speaker 3: He did do something right, was more like eyeliner and
Speaker 3: getting like or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, character was on what you call his character had
Speaker 2: like not be the U.
Speaker 1: There was there was a show where he was getting pounded.
Speaker 1: I remember that was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing with those two guys where she was
Speaker 3: getting sucked by like some tennis people or something.
Speaker 1: She didn't even get sucked by them people.
Speaker 2: I watched that movie so much. Challenger is such a
Speaker 2: ass movie.
Speaker 1: Why did you watch it?
Speaker 2: Because my girlfa wanted to see it and I was like,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna watch it with you.
Speaker 1: Eddie had had a Challenger's themed birthday party or something.
Speaker 1: I don't want it it was. I appreciated it because
Speaker 1: it's just like, why the funk would you do? This
Speaker 1: is such an insane idea that everybody's is just in
Speaker 1: tennis gear? Was it like crazy? Was it like a.
Speaker 2: Hold on the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Had a had that photo of Zinda like staring at
Speaker 1: the hold on? Hold on? Was was this content? Or
Speaker 1: just like, no, I just want this is a dumb
Speaker 1: birthday party?
Speaker 2: You go?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't go, but I just like I saw
Speaker 1: I saw an instagram. I was like, that's I love.
Speaker 1: That idea is so insane. I would love to have
Speaker 1: a themed birthday after like some fucking completely obscure I
Speaker 1: don't even know, like what like macing me.
Speaker 2: It's like having a breath having a slithers birthday party,
Speaker 2: It's like what the fueh?
Speaker 1: Or like a sling blade, sling sling plate theme birthday?
Speaker 1: What the would that. Even I have no idea I would.
Speaker 1: I think it was just everybody be mumbling to each other.
Speaker 3: I do like the idea of something, I just don't
Speaker 3: like the idea of making people go out of their
Speaker 3: way to do crazy ship. Yeah, making people participate if
Speaker 3: they want, Well, they're not right. But it's also some
Speaker 3: people probably feel obligated to go because their birth whatever.
Speaker 1: I've never felt obligated to do anything in my goddamn life.
Speaker 1: But Borderlands is bad, is the point. And unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Oh.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say is that like this
Speaker 1: is okay. So to Mario uncharted Castlevania fall Out Arcane
Speaker 1: apparently is very good. I refused to watch it religious reasons.
Speaker 4: Wake up every day and I wake up every day,
Speaker 4: and I wake up every day. And I wake up
Speaker 4: every day, and I wake up every day, and I
Speaker 4: wake up every day. Oh I wake every day, everybody
Speaker 4: and every day wake up every day. I wake every day,
Speaker 4: every day, I wake up.
Speaker 1: I don't know what experiencing a psychotic break. But no,
Speaker 1: this isn't actually happening. This is all You're just imagining
Speaker 1: a variation of me. Well no, no, no, so imagine
Speaker 1: dragons and dragons match. I have not watched it. Oh
Speaker 1: and they're also in an episode apparently, which is like
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, I don't think they are. I would know,
Speaker 1: but I would know in an episode episode in I
Speaker 1: don't know, the seventh.
Speaker 2: Like as themselves are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're like they have cameos in an episode.
Speaker 1: It's like very slight, but it's enough for me to
Speaker 1: be like, no, I don't I don't want anything to
Speaker 1: do with any anything that they do. It's a good show.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's good. But that's five and there are
Speaker 1: like a couple other ones I'm pretty sure like that
Speaker 1: I'm not remembering. There's a master Chief and Jimmy Rings
Speaker 1: that was not good.
Speaker 2: There's Jimothy Rings and the Jimothy Rings and the Alien Boys,
Speaker 2: and then there's uh, did you say Fallout already?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did say fall Out. There's something else that
Speaker 1: I know. I'm forgetting Last of Us. Oh yeah, the
Speaker 1: Last of Us show, that's what That's probably what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see that. So, So what I love about this
Speaker 1: this movie, the Borlands movie, is that Craig Mazen, the
Speaker 1: guy who I think wrote or directed or something, he
Speaker 1: was like, very he was in charge. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go I'm just gonna say he wrote it, because
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's accurate. But he wrote the Last
Speaker 1: of Us the TV adapted or he helped write it,
Speaker 1: and so his and he also did Chernobyl on HBO,
Speaker 1: and so he is he was on the script for Borderlands,
Speaker 1: and then Eli Roth came in and fucked everything else,
Speaker 1: and then and and so Craig Manson was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want my name on this, so he used an alien.
Speaker 1: So like on the thing it says like, uh, Eli
Speaker 1: Roth and and Joe Crombie. If you go to Joe Cromby,
Speaker 1: it's just that's it. And if you google it, it's
Speaker 1: just like this is an alias for Craig Mason, right.
Speaker 2: That that I forgot that some forgot the people do that.
Speaker 1: It's very dumb though, because you could just look that
Speaker 1: up now, Like it made more sense in like the
Speaker 1: thirties when you had to like consult like a wit
Speaker 1: to like.
Speaker 3: Figure out if he didn't have any encyclopedps was a
Speaker 3: media encyclopedia on your.
Speaker 2: Consultant?
Speaker 1: Are we going? Are we hit the right way?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Shut the witch?
Speaker 1: Give me your eye.
Speaker 2: No, no, you don't have my eye.
Speaker 4: All right, go left, go lift the idea left up here,
Speaker 4: the idea of a.
Speaker 1: Witch like almost crucified in front of like a horse
Speaker 1: and buggy like at the like the mass of a ship.
Speaker 2: And they're just like laught. Are you sure? Do not
Speaker 2: make me take your hand? If you make another road time,
Speaker 2: I'll beat you for twenty four hours again.
Speaker 1: That's again again he did it. There's bags under his
Speaker 1: eyes from the last time he did it.
Speaker 2: He beat her ass so bad.
Speaker 1: If you get this wrong, you ain't going to book
Speaker 1: a bambo.
Speaker 2: It is back in the back of a book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so fucking bortolans. Oh yeah, you never said that.
Speaker 1: We were talking about corl Urban.
Speaker 2: We did not finish why he was brought.
Speaker 1: Up because we said he was like I think we
Speaker 1: mentioned that he was Australian or something or or English.
Speaker 2: And people feel like we didn't say what he was.
Speaker 5: He's from New Zealand, he's kiwi, he's a Kiwai, which
Speaker 5: why are they called that?
Speaker 1: Do you know? I knew for a second, I don't
Speaker 1: remember know exactly what you mean. Isn't that a shame?
Speaker 2: Is that terrible?
Speaker 1: That? Like we have access to all this information, and
Speaker 1: because of that, we look up the information in the
Speaker 1: moment and then we're like, oh, that's what it is,
Speaker 1: and then we short term great. Then it's so funny.
Speaker 1: In the back of a lot of people wrote in
Speaker 1: trying to correct us, I got I got a couple
Speaker 1: of d ms about it, which is weird. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, God, damn, I don't normally get dams about
Speaker 1: stuff on the show, but like then, like every now
Speaker 1: and then, like something like the raygun thing was it
Speaker 1: was one of them, and then this was one of them.
Speaker 1: People are really passionate about that ship.
Speaker 2: It was like, I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I'm actually surprised as how I guess him and Anthony
Speaker 3: Starr been fucking for a while.
Speaker 1: He's why that's it gone? I might call go is he?
Speaker 1: Is he gonna gonna print out I'm gonna print out
Speaker 1: some pamphlets to the Royal God, I'm not even.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna say anything because last time I
Speaker 3: every time I say something about England, I get it
Speaker 3: so dimatalbly wrong and somebody.
Speaker 2: Has to point it out.
Speaker 1: Were you gonna say.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say Liverpool? No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just imitating Ta t basically because he's my
Speaker 1: only reference for what a New Zealander sounds like to me.
Speaker 3: It may sound ignorant, but dude, when I hear New
Speaker 3: Zealand scam, Australian and a South African accident, they're way
Speaker 3: too goddamn similar.
Speaker 1: They're like, it is as it is to me.
Speaker 3: It is as similar as And it's not like say,
Speaker 3: oh an outback Australian national, because that's not standard, right,
Speaker 3: that's the stereotype.
Speaker 6: It's like fucking you know, you know you do an
Speaker 6: Asian captain boom, Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, it's like take
Speaker 6: a rat not on your face over there, Yeah, get
Speaker 6: the boomerang. But like I want to, I want to.
Speaker 1: Glaze a boomerang and come and kangaroo.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's as they do.
Speaker 1: I think I think that is how Yeah. Yeah, every
Speaker 1: Australia I know has said that verbatim.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think Louis has ever said that.
Speaker 1: Lewis said that, I don't even know, but yes, Louis
Speaker 1: Spears definitely said those words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here to throw a fucking cup glades boomerang.
Speaker 7: Out gamerang rang mad Man Regis get the Aborigin news.
Speaker 1: But I hear that, Yeah, I hear the differences. I
Speaker 1: think between I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 3: I want to test that, and I think, this is
Speaker 3: what I'll do. This is what I'm gonna do. So
Speaker 3: there's these three UFC fighters.
Speaker 1: All right, the best, the best partner ever.
Speaker 3: No, no, look, there's these three three people in UFC
Speaker 3: from Australia, one's from New Zealand, one is from South Africa.
Speaker 2: I will play dialogue from.
Speaker 3: Each of them and then you guys have the guest
Speaker 3: which is which I will do that, and I I
Speaker 3: guarantee you it's gonna be a lot harder than you imagine.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here's what I will say. South Africa is
Speaker 1: a trip for me. Like South Africa, I'm still I
Speaker 1: can discern between I can discern between English Australian and
Speaker 1: UH New Zealand.
Speaker 3: English Australian is super easy when I get to New
Speaker 3: Zealand and Australia because like I there, especially I watch
Speaker 3: so much like like UFC is my biggest reference I watched.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fighters from UH. There's a really
Speaker 3: big there's a big gym in New Zealand called City kickboxing,
Speaker 3: and then there's have they have a lot of good
Speaker 3: people coming out of there, and I'll hear them talk,
Speaker 3: and then I'll hear say some of the people that
Speaker 3: are over in Australia talking. I'm like, it's two. It's
Speaker 3: almost a similar It's it's it's almost like just being
Speaker 3: a few cities over where. I'm like, it's not really
Speaker 3: that discernible. It's kind of almost like a slang and you.
Speaker 1: Kind of can. It's like it's it's like you know
Speaker 1: that it's like New York and Boston, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Where people say that to me and I think it's right,
Speaker 2: But like we know when we're there, you're there, you're
Speaker 2: you're a part of it.
Speaker 1: I guess that is a very big difference.
Speaker 3: It's it's like most you think about the thing, think
Speaker 3: about most people that aren't from the area at all,
Speaker 3: when you hear someone speak Spanish, they're not gonna be
Speaker 3: able to tell where they're from.
Speaker 1: Like they're just not like they're just gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just some.
Speaker 2: Beef if you if you don't speak Spanish at all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess if you can tell difference between people to
Speaker 2: be Spanish and not most of the time because.
Speaker 1: You've been surrounded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like say me, I the same thing, Like I
Speaker 3: can tell somebody from someone who is from fucking the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: Speaking Spanish for someone from Mexico is very different to me.
Speaker 3: But I feel like if you don't experience that ship,
Speaker 3: how the fun are you gonna really love?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: The thing is that Caribbean speak one way, like Caribbean
Speaker 2: and Puerto Ricans and Cubans sound pretty similar, like very similar.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, there's there's like a song, there's almost like
Speaker 1: a cadence. It's it's all cadence. I think it's like
Speaker 1: like the way certain the way certain parts of the
Speaker 1: sentence are lifted and lowered is.
Speaker 2: Because since I've been around so many Mexicans, when I
Speaker 2: hear Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, they don't sound right. They
Speaker 2: don't sound right to me because of the fact that like,
Speaker 2: which is really bad.
Speaker 1: That's what I am.
Speaker 2: That's really just respecting my own people, which is sad,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't sound right because instead of saying you
Speaker 2: got just I technically did. I think because I've gotten
Speaker 2: better out here. I speak Spanish now because about here
Speaker 2: and I'm surrounded by it a post. When I was
Speaker 2: back home, I understood some Spanish, but I didn't really
Speaker 2: speak it very often.
Speaker 1: But like, how would you describe the Mexican cadence.
Speaker 2: Mexic cadence is it's it's for actual Mexicans speaking Spanish.
Speaker 2: It's more proper. But what Mexicans like Chicano Spanish just
Speaker 2: sounds you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. It's like, you know, like in
Speaker 1: it's in Puerto Rica, in Porto Rican. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like or Caribbean Spanish. It's like there's like a the Atricans.
Speaker 1: It's like it's almost like Italian in the way that
Speaker 1: there's like a sing songy nature to the way.
Speaker 2: It's like, so you said sing song So remember before
Speaker 2: when this motherfucker fought me when I said, there are
Speaker 2: sing songy words.
Speaker 1: Right, but not words there are There's no word that
Speaker 1: is sing song is about the cadence. I literally brought
Speaker 1: this up when we were having that conversation. By the way,
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's happening again where I brought up
Speaker 1: Italian specifically.
Speaker 2: I think for Puerto Ricans in particular, they don't usually
Speaker 2: say the end, like instead of saying the end of
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: They definitely say, yeah, what do you mean instead of
Speaker 1: saying no, I understand, but I mean like the Kings, like, uh,
Speaker 1: growing up, I remember I would hear this like that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it's almost like there's
Speaker 1: like a cadence to like the way that it's spoken.
Speaker 1: And then Mexicans don't have a cadence.
Speaker 2: Mexicans is more like flat.
Speaker 1: It's flat the entire time, like there's no there's no
Speaker 1: emphasis on anything. It's wild.
Speaker 2: They're more of a.
Speaker 1: No, it's got Is it from Mexico and asking us
Speaker 1: to stop?
Speaker 2: Is it from Mexicans?
Speaker 3: No, I just I don't know the context, but it's
Speaker 3: just my wife. It's just a thing about like and
Speaker 3: I don't know which sink, but she clogged the sink,
Speaker 3: she said. And I really, really really hope it's not
Speaker 3: the bathroom sink because I told her stop brushing your
Speaker 3: fucking hair in the sink.
Speaker 1: You're gonna clog it up.
Speaker 3: And I hope it's not down because if it's the
Speaker 3: if it's the kitchen, something happen whatever. But yeah, if
Speaker 3: we're I'm gonna turn Ricky Ricardo bro I'm about to
Speaker 3: be like, huh, what do you look, you never hit
Speaker 3: her ever, you think you fucking we've never seen them
Speaker 3: have sex either, that's true, We've never seen it.
Speaker 2: We can't prove it, like meaning, we've never seen we've
Speaker 2: never seen Anakin fuck Padime, so we don't know. We've
Speaker 2: never seen his kids because we didn't see them.
Speaker 1: Fuck, we've never seen we've never seen Lucille balls uh
Speaker 1: Laby is stretched and torn as under. Wow, so like
Speaker 1: we can't possibly can't know.
Speaker 2: I've never seen seeny Sweeney's pussy, so she may bee trance.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's that is Actually I have a screenshot
Speaker 1: her pulsy.
Speaker 3: Now, I have a screenshot of she's wearing a bikini,
Speaker 3: and I'm positive the transvestigators are curious, because.
Speaker 2: Curious Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 1: We've never seen her pussy. Does that mean she actually
Speaker 1: has one? Across I'm took across, dude, this is CNN.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, teams entirely. It is getting a little iffy. Actually,
Speaker 1: we need the man.
Speaker 3: I think about this a lot. I keep thinking about man.
Speaker 3: I keep thinking about I was like I want to
Speaker 3: I really want to fucking griff Max, Like, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I want to keep talking about this. We never,
Speaker 1: We never drift, bro.
Speaker 2: You know how much support would get.
Speaker 1: Being enough We've had a million times. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Then there's some money on the table we're not getting.
Speaker 1: I would rather go see Borderlands. We will see border
Speaker 1: see and see Kate Blanchett as a fifty year old
Speaker 1: tend fucking Lilith is right, that's the siren's name.
Speaker 2: Look channel or iconic second channel.
Speaker 8: We talk conservable, the conservatives, the nigg zbro cons.
Speaker 1: Negro con is fucking awesome, not bad, Actually it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, hey, fucking Kamala, right, you know
Speaker 3: that used to be a wrestling m lama.
Speaker 1: Fucking Kamala walk bar.
Speaker 2: She's about to get a colonic man?
Speaker 1: What do you gay? Are you trying you? She trying
Speaker 1: to get in your Assamala Harris pedophile question mark.
Speaker 2: We'll find out today. The thumbnail, Oh my god, all
Speaker 2: like coll these goss saund.
Speaker 1: Tim Waltz uh war criminal.
Speaker 2: Lily would leave me. Yeah, Tim would actually leave me.
Speaker 2: Skin's children alive. He skinned children and beat them with
Speaker 2: the American flag while wearing a transmiga.
Speaker 1: Tim Waltz puts dead uh white women in school bathrooms.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, brother, but I heard that
Speaker 3: Tim Waltz actually administers the tampons to the boys while
Speaker 3: they pee.
Speaker 1: Is Kamala a secret? Moo Slam find out tonight on
Speaker 1: whatever it is, Moo Slam, Negro con on Negro. It's me, Yeah, niggas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. I've had that for a very long. Is
Speaker 1: that play? What's a good I like it? Yeah, it's unusable.
Speaker 3: When we first got together and we were like, hey, uh,
Speaker 3: what should our podcast be?
Speaker 1: And that was a play.
Speaker 2: I think it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's a good name. It is a good name.
Speaker 2: The idea of that, it's like so useful. But you
Speaker 2: can't use people like that's not We live in a
Speaker 2: world maybe hopefully eventually could say everyone could.
Speaker 1: Say nigga, who was in Paris? Is my question?
Speaker 2: I literally called some so in digitimon, there is this
Speaker 2: weird the occurrence where like there's two particular digitmon that
Speaker 2: Black people very often like it's really weird and it's.
Speaker 1: Always angel woman.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's a it's like my favorite, my two
Speaker 2: favorites are them. Also, it's okay, why can you show
Speaker 2: they're they're not? There's nothing you would assume by. I
Speaker 2: think you already seen the one. I say, it's my
Speaker 2: favorite all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Anytime you say anything.
Speaker 2: Gun is it fentonal? Mo?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 1: Come on? That's is it too easy?
Speaker 2: Is it heavy set?
Speaker 1: White woman? Mon? Gun Mon is crazy? It's being gun mon.
Speaker 2: It's just they can talk, right, they can't talk? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's the gun?
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites. You never you This
Speaker 2: is one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Is adorable? Why do niggas like that one?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but niggas And it's this dude. I
Speaker 2: think this other one is more understandable. White people like
Speaker 2: this one so much. I think it's just kind of
Speaker 2: cool looking. And it's this one, oh because he's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember too, yeah Fema.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's like the wait. First of all,
Speaker 1: I haven't played.
Speaker 2: He's one of the most famous ones objectively, so people
Speaker 2: like him a lot.
Speaker 1: And of course if these are both ones that I recognize,
Speaker 1: you know you know both of those ones, I guess, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know there, I don't know they're like so
Speaker 1: you know them not a first name basis with them?
Speaker 2: Find go over your house.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing because I had fake action figures of
Speaker 1: like that, the blue one because he turns into Flame
Speaker 1: that I had.
Speaker 2: He the dumbest egg that turns into it the egg.
Speaker 1: Dude. Let me tell you so, let me look it up,
Speaker 1: because it was the most ten year old boy kind
Speaker 1: of action figure that you could possibly It was so cool,
Speaker 1: I thought, too digital dude, looking at Champion, the Champions,
Speaker 1: he's like a fucking race car. He's a race car.
Speaker 2: He looks so bad ass, but he's literally just a
Speaker 2: little one with red on his body. So this is
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. Hot wheels, swords, mega man, dude.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I thought, genuinely, this was
Speaker 1: the coolest fucking thig ever.
Speaker 2: Flame Dumont was so cool. When I first saw him,
Speaker 2: I screamed, yoh, it is so sick.
Speaker 1: For no reason. This is this is clearly ten year
Speaker 1: old form.
Speaker 2: Everyone likes this one, every every single black person. I
Speaker 2: know that, and I fucking love this poke, but every
Speaker 2: black person loves it. So what happens? I started hit
Speaker 2: digging a discord where I call people instead of called
Speaker 2: him the black, call him nigga. I say, oh, you
Speaker 2: fucking you, Imperial Dumont, enjoyer you fucking pale Dramont enjoyed
Speaker 2: hell Cat driving assn't and they're like, damn, dude, I
Speaker 2: do all of them, Like damn, I do enjoy that
Speaker 2: Pokemon man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fell off of that ship, dude, I loved that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the one I had. It's the little egg
Speaker 1: that I had cheap, better buy it. So this is
Speaker 1: the golden one? Is that magna? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's my boy.
Speaker 1: I love that I had this action figure and I
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. It's just so jagged. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I like jagged ship.
Speaker 2: Look what magnum on X? Right now you're gonna if
Speaker 2: you like jagged? It's such an insane just put an
Speaker 2: X by, like literally, that's what what am I looking for?
Speaker 2: What is this magnumon? What that one is?
Speaker 5: But X?
Speaker 1: What magna? Mega? Man? X? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: It takes homage. There's homage them on X. Look at
Speaker 2: how jagged that. I think I had this too.
Speaker 1: I think I had actually figure of this that wait,
Speaker 1: let me look, that is so lazy.
Speaker 2: It's because of the ex antibody in them that makes
Speaker 2: them fucking jagged.
Speaker 3: Ex Anti, are you already teaching me too much about digitmon,
Speaker 3: I don't want to know crazy about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that design?
Speaker 1: Hell is that? That dude looks like he looks like
Speaker 1: this is like a final Fantasy Gundam. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's a Gundam with fun.
Speaker 2: And then he transforms one more time, handed, more jagged
Speaker 2: like it's fuckings.
Speaker 1: You ever see the Gargle animated series, you know when
Speaker 1: he said gargoy hands, I immediately for some reason my
Speaker 1: brain thought like mobsters, like where this is? Like Jimmy
Speaker 1: two toes. I was like, this is this is this
Speaker 1: is you don't want to upset Jimmy Gargoyle lands dude,
Speaker 1: what does he does? He just ravage people know, he's
Speaker 1: just slapping the sides off a building.
Speaker 2: Now he just has to slap in the jacket in
Speaker 2: the corner of the building.
Speaker 1: So he just he just he literally just has a
Speaker 1: bad knee. Every's like, why.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to so I made a gogglele Literally
Speaker 2: off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: Gargoyle is fucking like. He meets the mob boss for
Speaker 1: the first time.
Speaker 3: His friend brings him in and he's like, who you
Speaker 3: who are you's with the gimp and he's, uh, Uh,
Speaker 3: I'm Jimmy Gargole hands.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, And he said he got caught up from
Speaker 2: there and things he has his hands are sparkling and delegated.
Speaker 2: I don't see it, but I mean, all right, if
Speaker 2: that's what everybody says with the boys determined, and if
Speaker 2: you gotta make.
Speaker 1: Moves, make move, you know, boy hands, go slap this
Speaker 1: man to death in front of me. And you say,
Speaker 1: Johnny Turtleback vouches for you trying to hurdle back.
Speaker 2: Johnny turtle Back is just I don't like six ft one.
Speaker 1: He's just there's no relate. That would actually be like
Speaker 1: an amazing, amazing way to run an organization because like
Speaker 1: you could not organize and enemy factions could not organize
Speaker 1: intelligence to you, like, who's who's a turtle back? Look
Speaker 1: at look at Eric, like you see some Eric Blackfoot.
Speaker 1: It's like Eric.
Speaker 3: Blackfoot, like a single black Literally can't see their feet
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: They're wearing They're wearing designer shoes. I can't. This makes
Speaker 1: no doubt.
Speaker 2: The white all their shoes are white. And Bobby bright eyes.
Speaker 2: Everybody's wearing shades.
Speaker 1: Like what is it Bobby bright eyes? That's Timothy bonees
Speaker 1: Bone bone bonees. Look at human hardys Eric human human
Speaker 1: Eric the human come here, come in Eric, that human
Speaker 1: come in real quick. It's a kind of shove for you.
Speaker 2: He looks like dogs. I was like everything human comes
Speaker 2: in and down on the couch, but it sits down
Speaker 2: like a human does, but with the proportions of a dog.
Speaker 2: What do you need from me?
Speaker 1: Buck buck back.
Speaker 2: He's talk.
Speaker 3: Wolf's and Italian wolf ba wolf bacha god, but a
Speaker 3: good wolf.
Speaker 2: Bringing it sounds like when he's getting hurting. Bring in,
Speaker 2: Bring in Sam Slippery Sandals comes in and it's straight
Speaker 2: up for real Mario, like it's some Mario from the
Speaker 2: game Sam Slippery.
Speaker 1: The mod is so stupid. It's such a dumb But
Speaker 1: there was a time where this was fearful, Like saying
Speaker 1: this and broadcasting this out would have been family, would
Speaker 1: have been it would have been like EMC Hammer, like
Speaker 1: calling those people like Hammer calling those people on fucking
Speaker 1: third base when they landed in l A and threatened
Speaker 1: to kill them, Like we're we're fucked, We're fucked. If
Speaker 1: we have this exact conversation as loudly as public as
Speaker 1: we had in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Right, not even the eighties, maybe like the seventies.
Speaker 1: Well the seventies for sure, but like even in the eighties.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying like, we'll.
Speaker 2: Come find Juice, you bunch of negroes and maybe hispanic boy.
Speaker 1: We can't really tell. We're gonna get the We're gonna
Speaker 1: get Tommy. Eight fingers that comes slit your throat. Normal
Speaker 1: hands he has. He just has long ish hair, not
Speaker 1: even long, slightly longer than his hair. It's like like
Speaker 1: barely touching his.
Speaker 2: Shoulders fingers by They called me a fingers because.
Speaker 1: I have ten of don't fucking worry. Don't fucking worry.
Speaker 2: I do have a fingers. I just have to as well.
Speaker 2: I just have two more than that. Now, come here,
Speaker 2: let me choke you to death.
Speaker 1: Who's the dog again? Who's the dog? It's the human?
Speaker 1: You forgot already.
Speaker 2: Guys, guys, please chronicle this. If you guys are gonna
Speaker 2: clip a part of that episode, please clip this part.
Speaker 2: So is Sucker drawn the Eric? The human?
Speaker 1: Was it? Sammy? Slippery?
Speaker 2: Mario? It's straight up Mario slippery. That's such a good day.
Speaker 10: Why me, why do you look like a video game?
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: A video You look like a video game. Not a
Speaker 1: video game character, an animated creation.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: You're all right, You're all right.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I saw the way you stomped on them Goldberg
Speaker 2: in that game. Pretty sweet. Honestly. What's the name of
Speaker 2: your green Dino's over there? You know what I'll call them,
Speaker 2: Philip film Mores and it's Yoshi.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Swallowed the dogs, Eric, No, got he cracked the egg down.
Speaker 2: Don't swellow Eric again. He gets real scared of tight places.
Speaker 1: All right, right, let's move on. We have questions that
Speaker 1: we haven't even gotten.
Speaker 2: Dude. I was like, let's get the questions before we're
Speaker 2: an hour in Holy Ship.
Speaker 1: I remember being an hour. Whoa.
Speaker 2: It was the most jesuine whoa I've heard, other than
Speaker 2: my nephew when he first saw fire. For real, that
Speaker 2: is the most jeni.
Speaker 12: Whoa, whoa, whoa I said, I said whoa, I said whoa,
Speaker 12: and they shot me. Then I absolutely died up in
Speaker 12: that stage.
Speaker 1: I did not have sexual relations with that digimon. With
Speaker 1: that digimon Alam came on to be, I was like,
Speaker 1: I've not gott to fuck you. I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Timpole's bunker is a literal temples bunker is a literal
Speaker 1: echo chamber road in that is literally fact.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 1: See that he bought a skate park.
Speaker 3: He bought a skate park from these people when they
Speaker 3: told them, hey, we don't want you here.
Speaker 2: And spitefully bought that spe body the spiite.
Speaker 3: Bought the stick skate park because he was talking about
Speaker 3: doing something nice for this skate community and ship and
Speaker 3: they're like, we don't fucking want you here at all.
Speaker 3: You're not welcome here because you're a piece of shit
Speaker 3: and you don't represent anything in this culture at all.
Speaker 3: And so he was just like, okay, well I'm gon
Speaker 3: by it. He bought a fight eight hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Imagine having that type of money money. Yes, he's a
Speaker 3: man talking like I just saw I just saw him
Speaker 3: do a segment real fast and he was finished.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 3: He did a fucking segment about the one of the
Speaker 3: chicks in the Olympics. She was like torking after she
Speaker 3: won or something, she got a metal or whatever she
Speaker 3: placed and she has an only fans. And he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm a libertarian, so you do you, but I'm still
Speaker 3: gonna call you a hooker.
Speaker 1: You're a hooker.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, Okay, first of all, there's
Speaker 3: so many thing like you can't say you have a
Speaker 3: don't have a problem with this, and then you're gonna
Speaker 3: start talking shit and calling this just chick a hooker.
Speaker 3: Second of all, he was like, if you're selling pictures
Speaker 3: of yourself, you're a hooker.
Speaker 1: And I'm like what.
Speaker 3: And I saw, like I saw Sam Seeter actually a
Speaker 3: little clip of it, and he was like, do you
Speaker 3: ever think anybody said when they were looking at playboys,
Speaker 3: look all these hookers, Like like no one thinks that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's not really just just everything he does.
Speaker 1: I love these hookers. I love looking at all these
Speaker 1: hookers in my magazine. Like that's so they're not hookers.
Speaker 3: They're just fucking selling sex of their selves pictures. Like
Speaker 3: you know, we know hookers. Are you got to get
Speaker 3: some pussy or as?
Speaker 1: What are you looking for? Yeah, you gotta be there,
Speaker 1: you know, there has to be something. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of remote hooker you know, like at the very least
Speaker 1: you should have said that though, if you would, like.
Speaker 2: If you want to video calls for a hooker, like
Speaker 2: hey call the sad that it is broy cry why
Speaker 2: don't just go down to the fucking strip club. If
Speaker 2: you're gonna waste your money.
Speaker 3: You can't stop masturbating, at least at least get your
Speaker 3: teepee rubbed right.
Speaker 2: Like with the with the I could never ever ever
Speaker 2: give a hook for money. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't give a really, not even for a gofund
Speaker 1: me for a cancer treatment. No, no, all right, let's
Speaker 1: move on. Oh sorry, Temple's bunker is a literal echo chamber.
Speaker 1: Ron says, greetings you, silly three.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: If the snark Tank designed a televised obstacle course wipe
Speaker 1: out style, what would you put in it? Bonus question?
Speaker 1: Who would you make run the course? Ethan? Ralph is
Speaker 1: my immediate Ethan, because he would even have such a wait,
Speaker 1: what could you run it by me?
Speaker 2: One time?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Sure? Is your house flooding?
Speaker 2: I was just responding real fast to the thing.
Speaker 1: Uh no, see uh so this, uh, temples Bunker's a
Speaker 1: little elico chamber, he writes, Green easy, silly three. If
Speaker 1: the snark Tank designed to televise the obstacle course wipeout style,
Speaker 1: what would you put in it? Bonus question? Who would
Speaker 1: you make run the Yeah?
Speaker 2: Excellent, Yeah I do boogie, but I'd hope he succeeded. Though,
Speaker 2: I'd hope he succeeded Ralph Bookie and uh, I hope
Speaker 2: you would hope, well you would succeed and he'd be like,
Speaker 2: get up there, and he gets a win, like an organic.
Speaker 1: Why are you hoping? But like that's not that's a
Speaker 1: dumb hope.
Speaker 2: But like he gets like an organic, like real win,
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh ship, I can like pop in
Speaker 2: my mind thinks I can do something well.
Speaker 1: That would never He's given so many wins, he had
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars, right, he gets he like gets up.
Speaker 3: Didn't like Phil Spencer give him an xbox or something
Speaker 3: or am I am I wrong about that?
Speaker 1: I think Larry herb Xbox lives Major Nelson?
Speaker 10: Oh was it was?
Speaker 1: It was a Major Nelson. It was Major Nelson. Like
Speaker 1: I was thinking that it was an Xbox one. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he had that viral video of him smashing the
Speaker 1: three sixty, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, why why
Speaker 1: would it be that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like I can I can do it, and
Speaker 2: then his life changes like for the better, Like he's like, guys,
Speaker 2: his life's over, like a health journey your fantasy is
Speaker 2: so far from dude.
Speaker 3: Did you see him box? No, because he fought that
Speaker 3: that other fat dude Wings a redemption and Wings the
Speaker 3: Redemption is a huge guy too, but he's he's he
Speaker 3: can move like a regular human being. So even with
Speaker 3: him being fat and slobbish and slow, he decimated Boogie
Speaker 3: because Boogie can't move like a regular human. It is
Speaker 3: these it is Watching him move is like watching I
Speaker 3: don't know, a jellyfish underwater.
Speaker 1: I guess where.
Speaker 3: It's just like, you know, it's just you know how,
Speaker 3: it's just like they're just kind of plopping. There's no
Speaker 3: fucking way that motherfucker can run anything like it is.
Speaker 3: It is such a fan It is higher fantasy than
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you I can believe dragons more than
Speaker 3: fucking Boogie finish.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the Outer the Outer the Outer
Speaker 2: Ice Wall theory where we are in a world that
Speaker 2: is operated by the sheet of ice. Yes, and outside
Speaker 2: that world there's all sorts of whimsy and fantasy. It's
Speaker 2: all the cool ship and how these people know because
Speaker 2: every now and then there's a person that diverges on
Speaker 2: our side. Yeah, and they come and they tell us
Speaker 2: the truth. Yeah about this theory about where are they
Speaker 2: they get they don't want oh that, Oh.
Speaker 1: So I would want to have a wall with boxing
Speaker 1: gloves that that pulls, that punches outward. Are you talking
Speaker 1: about the courser or he's talking about the wall of ice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, actually, scratch it. My obstacle course is
Speaker 1: just there's ice. It's just it's a it's a thin
Speaker 1: ledge of ice, a wall of ice. Knobs to grab
Speaker 1: onto that are also ice. Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 3: I have an amazing, amazing update about Ethan Ralph. So
Speaker 3: you mentioned him, and then I perked up, man because
Speaker 3: uh so he uh so. Recently he was talking a
Speaker 3: lot of ship to people, saying I'm gonna be in
Speaker 3: San Diego. I'm going to see my son whatever. First
Speaker 3: had problems with the airline. He said it was they
Speaker 3: fucked things up, but clearly he was probably just drunken
Speaker 3: on drugs, fucked up his schedule. He started talking all
Speaker 3: this shit, misspelling words to the airlines. Finally makes it
Speaker 3: to San Diego. At one point on he gets to
Speaker 3: see his fucking son for like two hours instead of
Speaker 3: like you know, multiple hours or something, because he's a
Speaker 3: fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Then later says, I don't want to get to it,
Speaker 3: but I'm stranded in Tijuana, like he's I don't want
Speaker 3: to go into it. So he somehow got stranded TJ
Speaker 3: probably trying to smash another young girl, like because that's
Speaker 3: the theory of why he got beat up the first
Speaker 3: time in Portugal that he tried to go after a
Speaker 3: young prostitute and then uh, some people beat the shit
Speaker 3: out of him, took his purse and uh the latest update,
Speaker 3: Oh no his person. I mean, I'm sure his persea.
Speaker 3: So they both got taken. But so the latest update,
Speaker 3: and this was one of the best things. And I
Speaker 3: gotta give that, uh that stream credit the Quino Casino
Speaker 3: with Worski on it, because I I don't know whorse
Speaker 3: he you know whatever, but credit when credit is due,
Speaker 3: because they played that first, that sad.
Speaker 1: Violin stock one that we all know when everybody's yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's him explaining that his life's been torn apart
Speaker 3: and stuff. Everything's like, you know, rock bottom. And then
Speaker 3: he said, like I thought like about killing myself, like
Speaker 3: I was this close to ending myself. He even tweeted
Speaker 3: something out on or it was telegram, I guess, saying
Speaker 3: Eighthan Ralph something thirty seven years old. And first of all,
Speaker 3: I'm shocked that he's only thirty seven. He looks like
Speaker 3: he's fucking fifty. He's thirty seven or thirty eight or
Speaker 3: something so and he looks fucking rough.
Speaker 2: But you would too if you've been through what he's
Speaker 2: been through.
Speaker 3: So then they switched to full inspirational stock music, and
Speaker 3: then Ethan Ralph says, the only reason I'm still here
Speaker 3: is because I'm not giving the haters that win. He
Speaker 3: legitimately is only alive because he doesn't want us to
Speaker 3: be happy. People that like hate him and would think,
Speaker 3: oh the world would be better off if he was dead.
Speaker 1: He was like, no, I used to die neat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's living for Spiite and the inspirational music over
Speaker 3: it was I was laughing. I was I was so
Speaker 3: tired and miserable last night. I just felt bad. But
Speaker 3: then when that I was laughing so hard.
Speaker 1: It was perfect.
Speaker 3: So he is literally only alive, yeah, because of SPIKEE
Speaker 3: and that actually because I was like, oh shit, we
Speaker 3: almost lost eve Fan Ralph.
Speaker 1: It was almost the end because this life is horrible.
Speaker 3: Right, He's forced to live in Mexico because he's you know,
Speaker 3: he probably owes all the taxes in the world.
Speaker 1: He probably all of the alimony. He's probably would probably
Speaker 1: be in.
Speaker 3: Prison as soon as he steps foot like into a
Speaker 3: place where a copy be like is that that piece
Speaker 3: of ship and then you know, beat them up, take
Speaker 3: them back to prison or whatever. So it's, uh, it's
Speaker 3: it's been nice. I will say that it's good content. Man,
Speaker 3: he's still here for us.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Out to you, Yeah, shout out man, shout out to
Speaker 1: even row anyway, Yeah, I don't know what I would
Speaker 1: I don't know. Next question, just a minefield. You'd have
Speaker 1: to you'd have to hold it would be a minefield.
Speaker 1: That would make a minefield.
Speaker 2: Be a thunderstorm. You have to hold the electric rod
Speaker 2: up in a flat area and you gotta make it
Speaker 2: from one way to point be without dying.
Speaker 1: That but it's like five miles. It's it's like five
Speaker 1: mile long lightning storm.
Speaker 2: Holy ship, that's insane.
Speaker 3: There you go, look that is that's a mad a
Speaker 3: five K five K it's about three miles.
Speaker 1: Let's do like, let's do like if the people were
Speaker 1: like to do like a good Uh, okay, you have
Speaker 1: to run through a minefield for three miles, where like
Speaker 1: they might not they could make it like a three
Speaker 1: mile it's a three mile dash. Uh you have to.
Speaker 2: America ship bro.
Speaker 1: You got a whole the metal rod really high up
Speaker 1: during a lightning storm. It's an active war zone. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I think I think I like it. Like it. I
Speaker 1: mean you're being strapped to your back. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it'll be strapping and it's.
Speaker 2: Happy your back and you cannot get this apparatus of
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 5: Fair.
Speaker 2: So once you're in that, they're like, hey, are you
Speaker 2: serious about this? But yeah, I'm saying like no, look,
Speaker 2: I'm just yes, there's not there's not one hundred percent
Speaker 2: mortality rate, but it's like eighty six. Stop talking, let's
Speaker 2: get going.
Speaker 1: It starts just covered in oil and you're slipping.
Speaker 2: And slide doing the you know the thing in Zelda
Speaker 2: we have this sort of.
Speaker 1: When the lightnings are it is that and he's just
Speaker 1: just running ah man oh man, and naked.
Speaker 2: The idea of getting just completely he would burst into fire.
Speaker 2: If you're fucking the idea of getting struck by lightning
Speaker 2: and then setting off fires and.
Speaker 1: Hopefully, hopefully that would happen with them covered in oil. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: if you're covered in oil, would you like combust from lightning?
Speaker 1: I hope so very likely. Yeah, lightning is damn near fire.
Speaker 3: Damn near I sure hope. So let's let's hope for that.
Speaker 2: Struck by lightning is so wild. Just for one moment
Speaker 2: you understand everything. You're like your brain opens up to
Speaker 2: its full neural pathways, like, oh my god, you see
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 1: Then there's a wormhole and you see like the other
Speaker 1: cultures on the other side of universe, like like that.
Speaker 2: There's still gay people.
Speaker 1: Making these alien dude, you know they're alien males making
Speaker 1: man imagine being so big that you understand you like,
Speaker 1: you see aliens and you're angry at them for being Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Oh my god. The Bible doesn't say anything
Speaker 1: about gay aliens, not aliens, but like they're there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're still like, well, Jesus an alien probably well,
Speaker 1: Jesus is probably just I don't know, well, an alien
Speaker 1: god is an alien is god?
Speaker 2: An alien god might be an alien well too, that's
Speaker 2: a lot of alien shit. He was doing well look
Speaker 2: at to a berth.
Speaker 3: If you're going to be rational, the only way that
Speaker 3: there's something happening ship it would have to be an alien.
Speaker 2: Right, what technology we don't understand?
Speaker 1: What if we went back in time. Let's say, hypothetically, right,
Speaker 1: we had a camera, right, like a camera drone that
Speaker 1: could go back in time and accurately give us a
Speaker 1: feed of any period in time in the past. Right,
Speaker 1: we go back in time, we send this drone to
Speaker 1: the time of Jesus.
Speaker 2: And we go to Jesus house and it's just crazy
Speaker 2: the same things.
Speaker 1: It goes to Jesus house fucking three or three Negro
Speaker 1: Royal Lane, wherever he fucking lived, and then he opens
Speaker 1: the door and it's literally a fucking gray alien. It
Speaker 1: is a fucking gray alien. It is a so clearly
Speaker 1: like a Roswell New Mexico ass looking fucking alien with
Speaker 1: just a wig and a robe, with big fucking eyes,
Speaker 1: no nose, a small, tiny mouth, feeble, small three fingers tall,
Speaker 1: like eight foot nine.
Speaker 2: Then I was thinking, like, if you go back and
Speaker 2: you're going to this house and you find out that
Speaker 2: it's literally just like some guy from the future who
Speaker 2: was just putting on a bunch of shows and like
Speaker 2: practical effects that way.
Speaker 1: I wasn't leading that way at all.
Speaker 2: We were talking about I thought that would have been
Speaker 2: funny if it's like it's the whole thing is a
Speaker 2: lie and the guy's like, dude, don't tell you by
Speaker 2: and it's like.
Speaker 1: He knows that he knows to ask you not to
Speaker 1: tell anybody. If you went back in time to make
Speaker 1: up Jesus, you piece of ship he points, he points
Speaker 1: up at the camera. Twenty twenty four. That would scare me. Actually,
Speaker 1: that would fucking freak me the fuck out. That would
Speaker 1: scare the shit out of me. King James in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four, It's gonna happen to you.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoa, yeah, I know what the fuck
Speaker 1: are we talking about? Jesus Alien Jesus, I mean Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Jesus King of Haphazard wrote in Hey you're here, what's up?
Speaker 1: Snare kick and uh tom uh, what's the most unhinged,
Speaker 1: nonsensical take you've heard from somebody you know who should know,
Speaker 1: who should one hundred percent no better. I found that
Speaker 1: a friend of mine, who designs roads for a living
Speaker 1: with his fucking bachelor's degree is unironically a flat earther.
Speaker 1: We are no longer friends. That is that is kind
Speaker 1: of funny. Yeah, that he's just too weird for you
Speaker 1: too much. Yeah, it's probably predicated on all because I
Speaker 1: can imagine that there's probably people who believe really stupid stuff,
Speaker 1: but they're at least interesting or cool enough outside of
Speaker 1: that that you're like, all right, whatever.
Speaker 2: Never bring it up.
Speaker 1: But this seems like this seems like somebody who just
Speaker 1: didn't have any other redeeming quality. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: when somebody gets fired for something that they shouldn't be
Speaker 1: fired for, but it's clearly because they've just been a problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like this is Look, this is the
Speaker 1: excuse we're gonna use. This really isn't the biggest deal,
Speaker 1: but like get out of here, you know, that's what
Speaker 1: this sounds like.
Speaker 2: This one is me. I think that we need less
Speaker 2: gun control, and.
Speaker 1: I think so too. I think we need I think
Speaker 1: every Trump rally should be armed to the teeth.
Speaker 3: Probably solve a lot of problems at least, Like I
Speaker 3: think like a lot of the most problematic people would
Speaker 3: be shot up.
Speaker 2: You know, I think it with lots of issues cold herd,
Speaker 2: so we need more. I wonder how you know women's rights.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you would be actually genuinely curious about.
Speaker 1: I want to know how police officers feel in places
Speaker 1: where there is open carry.
Speaker 2: Probably scared, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like, like I feel like how they feel. I
Speaker 1: don't really don't give a shit hope police feel, but
Speaker 1: like that would be interesting to know, like what's the
Speaker 1: vibe there because they're already on edge everywhere. The thing
Speaker 1: is that cops, Oh, I don't I'm curious.
Speaker 3: That actually is a curious thing because I think there
Speaker 3: might even be some sort of like it might even
Speaker 3: be reverse for some reason. M I feel safer because
Speaker 3: they see your piece, yeah, or it is like I
Speaker 3: don't know if I'm gonna pull some fuck over and
Speaker 3: they're just gonna a gun out of nowhere where like
Speaker 3: sucking in the other places that open carry, the guy
Speaker 3: that has the gun, his barrel is so long it's
Speaker 3: already sticking out the window. You know he can't even
Speaker 3: so it's already there. So you don't, like, sir, do
Speaker 3: you know why I pulled you over? Like you know
Speaker 3: has to move the barrel over to talk to the guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, well, I don't know, but it's all over.
Speaker 1: He's got the gun. The cops got the gun outside
Speaker 1: of the outside of the window as he's driving Chase,
Speaker 1: and it's up. It's already next to the How long
Speaker 1: would that barrel have to be about? Like forty feet
Speaker 1: And he's just holding it like nothing, no way, he's
Speaker 1: just maneuvering it like it's a straw. He's moving, he
Speaker 1: moves it.
Speaker 2: He moves it like garyl moves his sword with like
Speaker 2: no resistance.
Speaker 1: Like that. It just keeps getting He just keeps grazing,
Speaker 1: like just almost getting there.
Speaker 2: He goes up behind the guys. Guys pushes his.
Speaker 3: Blinds him, swerves, swerves, flipping, and then the cop as
Speaker 3: he's flipping, the cops shooting at He's trying to hit.
Speaker 1: The fucking gas take. Oh man, you know he's trying
Speaker 1: to shoot it so the bones will push it up
Speaker 1: a little bit. So you.
Speaker 2: Were going five minutes over five miles over the speed limit.
Speaker 1: Gives a flaming car if it was worth it, spits
Speaker 1: on it, spits on it eighteen times.
Speaker 2: Scum.
Speaker 3: Because like fucking on fire the skull is on fire,
Speaker 3: and he rolls up the take and puts in the
Speaker 3: socket like he's already a skeleton.
Speaker 2: That's such hot fire.
Speaker 1: Imagine dying so hard, you're a skeleton in the.
Speaker 2: Moment, you're still making noise and your skeleton. That is funny.
Speaker 1: Your skeleton is twitching.
Speaker 2: Oh man, what a horrible Okay, So generally, all just aside,
Speaker 2: who is the dumbest the whole dumbest? And I heard
Speaker 2: for somebody I should know better.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I'm sure that's probably like, honestly,
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's probably like the guy. Well, yeah, I guess so,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's like a joege Yeah, jos Tooezy for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that is a thing where it's funny
Speaker 3: because I just saw Actually I went on my Facebook
Speaker 3: and looked at the memories, so it's the only reason
Speaker 3: I gone there, and uh it was it was one
Speaker 3: of those things that where I showed like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: Joe dm me for the podcast, and it was just
Speaker 3: it just reminded me of that. I'm like, oh, what
Speaker 3: a weird because that was in twenty eighteen, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 3: it is crazy. How different I think of this person now,
Speaker 3: where before I was like, oh cool man, Like I
Speaker 3: I've admirer Josephs twenty twelve. I'd love to talk to him.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, oh, there's no way to invite me
Speaker 3: on because it would literally just be advers Harriet, Yeah,
Speaker 3: completely adversarial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, uh yeah, Like I remember he tweeted
Speaker 1: out a video I did a long time ago, but
Speaker 1: like the Ghostbusters thing, uh huh uh, And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, this is wild, this is Evan, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't care at all, and not even a
Speaker 1: little bit. I feel what he found.
Speaker 3: I still feel weird about like he found me through
Speaker 3: Jordan Peterson, and I found it so away. I still
Speaker 3: don't know how the fuck Jordan Peterson found me before
Speaker 3: a lot of those other people because he was blowing
Speaker 3: up doing his thing or whatever. And then his wife
Speaker 3: messages me, who knows who?
Speaker 1: Somebody has something to say. That's just fucking the Martian.
Speaker 1: It's crazy though, It's just weird.
Speaker 3: Even Jordan Peterson's another person where I'm like, before I
Speaker 3: knew the extent of anything that he was about.
Speaker 1: Before I even he was so passionate about Bill C. Sixteen.
Speaker 3: I had no reason to believe that he was lying
Speaker 3: or he missed ill informed. He was so passionate about
Speaker 3: it that I'm like, oh, he must. I can't believe
Speaker 3: anybody would be this ill informed when they're this.
Speaker 1: Passion That's it. That's a lesson that you learn at right,
Speaker 1: because I remember, I don't remember where I learned that lesson,
Speaker 1: but like I learned it at some point where it's
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, because you think if you're passionate
Speaker 1: about something, you're right, yeah.
Speaker 3: And you must know what the fuck you're talking about
Speaker 3: at the very least you at least informed about the
Speaker 3: actual line.
Speaker 1: You learn that because anytime that I've ever felt that
Speaker 1: passionate about something, it was it was genuinely coming from
Speaker 1: a place of like understanding, And like if I was
Speaker 1: ever if if I was ever like wrong, I'd be like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm wrong, then I don't want to be.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I don't want to be embarrassed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so like the idea that people just ignore reality
Speaker 1: and just was like, yeah, I'm still passionate, and I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm doing this Like the speeches that he gives
Speaker 1: are like just even the indignation in his voice when
Speaker 1: he talks, yeah, is wild.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, sure, it's strange.
Speaker 1: It's I am.
Speaker 2: Fucking Dave Rube. All those people, all those people. I
Speaker 2: thought they were just reasonable back then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and I'm just like, now that's how
Speaker 1: they build themselves specifically, I remember, like it's just like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm liberal. I just like think it's a little this
Speaker 1: stuff's little silly. It's like that's exactly where I'm coming from.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe how funny.
Speaker 1: He was just pretending. I guess I miss being naive
Speaker 1: like I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I miss thinking that people weren't so like like
Speaker 3: had that charlatan like of course there's sake snakel of
Speaker 3: salesman's everywhere.
Speaker 1: Why would I not? Why did I not think that?
Speaker 2: Why it wasn't my guard up at all. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know exactly what you talking here, because what you guys
Speaker 2: were involved in is that this is the betterment of
Speaker 2: human lives. Why would the people be lying about them?
Speaker 1: It's just my thought was, like I authentically feel these things,
Speaker 1: so why would somebody else not you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Or like what like it.
Speaker 1: It didn't occur to me, like even just the idea
Speaker 1: of grifting, like pretending to believe stuff like that didn't
Speaker 1: really make sense to me for a really long time
Speaker 1: because for me, I'm I think about it from my perspective,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why the fuck would I want to
Speaker 1: live a life where I have to constantly go to
Speaker 1: bad for shit that I don't agree with and put
Speaker 1: myself in this Like it seemed like such an undesirable
Speaker 1: situation that I really couldn't believe that anybody would actually
Speaker 1: do it. And it took a lot for me to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I guess people like and even on
Speaker 1: some level, I think they've I think they drink their
Speaker 1: own kool aid. At a certain point, I think.
Speaker 3: Believe you start kind of giving into it. But I
Speaker 3: will say though that because I firmly knew that grifting
Speaker 3: was a thing saying you know, in religious settings. But
Speaker 3: for some reason, yeah, no, I think like there was
Speaker 3: that level. I just didn't think there was that much
Speaker 3: money to gain in those spaces. Like when I'm talking
Speaker 3: about like a Dave Ruben or whatever, I didn't really
Speaker 3: consider it. So when I'm thinking about like, you know,
Speaker 3: evangelis evangelical, Like the evangelicals are evangelicals. Yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 3: making so much money it's insane, like they're jets and shit.
Speaker 3: So I just didn't think about But now that I
Speaker 3: do see the potential of money, I'm like, oh that
Speaker 3: this makes a lot of sense. I didn't know how
Speaker 3: many people were just willing to just throw fucking money
Speaker 3: at you, to lie it that way.
Speaker 1: It's pretty wild, it is. It's shocking.
Speaker 3: It's shocking to be like, oh, we just mentioned Tim
Speaker 3: fucking buying a skatepark for like almost a million dollars
Speaker 3: and it's nothing.
Speaker 2: Like imagine, imagine, we'll just do that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, whine whine kind of rules. Anyway, move on,
Speaker 1: let's we have some other questions here. JV noos did
Speaker 1: what JV nusts the god Roddie says being Venido power
Speaker 1: bottoms not a question. Just wanted to share this nugget
Speaker 1: that I remembered after the comedy Shorts Raper bit in
Speaker 1: one of the last episodes. Old YouTube was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember a big British gameing YouTube were called pro Syndicate.
Speaker 1: I remember this name.
Speaker 2: I remember the name too.
Speaker 1: What did he do?
Speaker 2: I don't remember he did something.
Speaker 1: I know that I think he like sold a scam
Speaker 1: or something because I feel like pro syndicate. I remember
Speaker 1: him doing an apology video with his dog and sighing,
Speaker 1: and I remember this being what the dog? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: started with a dog and he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's how I got a lot of apology videos start.
Speaker 1: But like he Oh, it was like a gambling site
Speaker 1: or something. If you look at pro Sindicate scandal, it'll
Speaker 1: probably be the I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
Speaker 2: I remember something about it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what it was, though, I think
Speaker 1: that's what it was. I think that's what it was.
Speaker 1: If my memory is serving me correctly, which it rarely does,
Speaker 1: this is inaccurate. Just Scar anyway, personicit who used to
Speaker 1: play cod zombies and make a Congo line of zombies. Oh,
Speaker 1: he was doing the CSCO skin thing. Yeah, oh, the
Speaker 1: CSCO Cisco lotto that thing, that's what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was.
Speaker 3: Something him and like he owned a stake in it
Speaker 3: or something, you owned part of it or something like whoa.
Speaker 1: I think that shit, yeah exactly, But so he said. Prosendicitt,
Speaker 1: who used to play cod zombies and make a congo
Speaker 1: line of the zombies by running around the map. And
Speaker 1: he would call this strategy the rape train and just
Speaker 1: yell rape train loud as fuck all the time. Fast
Speaker 1: forward a few years into this his huge kind of YouTube. Here,
Speaker 1: I see Syndicate upload a tearful video eulogizing a fellow
Speaker 1: gamer gaming YouTuber he used to play with named yo
Speaker 1: yot Sleya, who used to do this rape train bit
Speaker 1: with him too. Yot Sleya and his friends, according to
Speaker 1: my hazy memory, apparently got inebriated, drove around, got stuck
Speaker 1: on some tracks, and turned it the mist by a train.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, holy shit. Cyndy Kin spends a solid
Speaker 1: portion of this video philosophy philosophically pondering how he used
Speaker 1: to always rape trains, what rape trained zombies with his boys?
Speaker 1: Who got rape trained? By god? That's what I actually
Speaker 1: somehow didn't even put these things together. Is like I'm
Speaker 1: reading this story, yeah, and there's clearly the train through line,
Speaker 1: and I somehow it.
Speaker 3: Missed it because it was also kind of shocking, so I.
Speaker 1: Didn't it's all shocking, yeah, but yeah, no, I mean,
Speaker 1: like there's stuff like that. But like there's a difference
Speaker 1: between the word rape. I guess, like the word rape
Speaker 1: used to be pretty like there's I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was, but it just like had no weight to
Speaker 1: it at all.
Speaker 2: Rape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like when I remember hearing that in like cod
Speaker 1: lobbies or like like if you if you got if
Speaker 1: you got completely destroyed, it would be like you got raped,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Everybody would say it like
Speaker 1: it was. It was not like a nobody was shy
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: My stance on that still is I will not use
Speaker 3: that sort of language if I know there's like a
Speaker 3: rape survivor around Yeah, yeah, and and and that's kind
Speaker 3: of and that is the common sense thing, right, So
Speaker 3: I think that's that's that really all that matters to me.
Speaker 1: When when it comes to like language, I think it's
Speaker 1: also different than like making an animation for your intro
Speaker 1: where you.
Speaker 3: Feel implied sexual assault, like implied that it's not like
Speaker 3: you got raped in call of duty. You are chloroforming
Speaker 3: a chick and take dragging her to do something the
Speaker 3: farious are like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he's probably thinking of saying, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do something nefarious right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go no farious does. Yeah, I'm a white
Speaker 2: pub behind the moo. What are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Moving too? That's a wild story. Farsen's CEO Bungee wrote
Speaker 1: in he says, with the three sixty marketplace closing, that's right,
Speaker 1: the three sixty marketplace is officially gone. Yeah, I've started
Speaker 1: hoarding physical media, just games. I don't want to live
Speaker 1: without nothing, obscure. I wanted to know if you guys
Speaker 1: had any recommendations with the PS three three sixty era
Speaker 1: of games. Uh, there's some that I specifically remember as
Speaker 1: being strange. Ninja Blade was awesome. I think Ninja Blade
Speaker 1: was a from software game. Actually, if I'm remembering correctly,
Speaker 1: pissed three three sixty Ninja Blade. That the era of games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think everybody should experience because of most people,
Speaker 3: they did not experience the the six axis because it
Speaker 3: was annoying as fuck to yeah, experience, but I still
Speaker 3: think people need to experience it.
Speaker 1: So I think everybody should get Heavenly Sword.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The first games I came out for PS three and
Speaker 3: like there's like these cannon levels. You gotta you gotta,
Speaker 3: you gotta, you gotta like control the cannons. And the
Speaker 3: fucking the actual cannon ball and you got.
Speaker 1: To use the fucking controller.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid, but you have to. You have to
Speaker 2: experience it.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember Layer. Do you remember Layer? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do remember about it. Lair was a dragon game.
Speaker 1: You played as dragons and you had the six axis
Speaker 1: you had to like fly with. I think Warhawks was similar.
Speaker 3: Oh another game you should. I think this is a
Speaker 3: squaren Enox game. This isn't a six axis one, but
Speaker 3: I'm just saying another game you should. Oh wait, this
Speaker 3: might be PS fuck my Memories Jump, Dragon Guard. Actually,
Speaker 3: now I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Generation before.
Speaker 3: Man, it might be I just because it's I started
Speaker 3: thinking about obscure games that I'm like, I want to
Speaker 3: pick up myself, and that might.
Speaker 2: Be PS two.
Speaker 3: Dragon Guard three is for PS three. Okay, the first
Speaker 3: one's on PS two. Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's a game.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's there's some obscure games that I'm like,
Speaker 3: I want to swipe these things up, and I feel
Speaker 3: like they're probably not a lot.
Speaker 2: They're probably not a lot, they don't.
Speaker 1: Cost a lot. Yeah, Ninja Blade is dope. It's it's
Speaker 1: literally just it is. If it's like Ninja Gaiden, it's
Speaker 1: not as hard, but like just over the top, not
Speaker 1: like riding a motorcycle on the back of a giant
Speaker 1: spider and just all like fast. It's like fast and
Speaker 1: furious level like nonsensical ancient Japanese set pieces. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a bombastic action game. It's fun. It's cool. I remember
Speaker 1: playing the demo over and over again, uh, because I
Speaker 1: just could not afford it. Yeah, but yeah, dude, there's
Speaker 1: a lot. There's a lot from that generation in general
Speaker 1: that like I think would be like I I've been
Speaker 1: trying to I want to play, Uh, what is that game? Overlord? Overlord? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's it's like this weird kind of like
Speaker 1: Pickman type thing, but it was like edgy. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to describe. It was weird. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot though. Uh, Keison, what are you doing You're breathing
Speaker 1: extremely Yeah you're good, bro. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Nothing, I'm just looking at something.
Speaker 1: You're looking at porn?
Speaker 2: No, not right now. The message, I feel like the
Speaker 2: family message.
Speaker 1: My bad.
Speaker 2: Sorry the.
Speaker 1: Uh you're fired, It's okay, out of here. Show it's fine,
Speaker 1: run get the funk. Out though, Yeah, leave your mic.
Speaker 2: Leave your mic is crazy if you're making your card
Speaker 2: leave leave whatever you came with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I missed a lot on the I missed a
Speaker 1: lot on the PS three. I am a game.
Speaker 2: I betted to plays Resistance for sure.
Speaker 1: Resistance was cool. I want to play the original. I
Speaker 1: never actually finished the original.
Speaker 2: Infamous, Ah, you finished two?
Speaker 1: No shot? I played. I finished Second Son so different
Speaker 1: from other games I know. I liked it though it
Speaker 1: was cool.
Speaker 3: It was like chill Infamous one a lot. Two was
Speaker 3: very fun as well. Three was uh fun. Powers you
Speaker 3: know I just bought I just bought a prototype two.
Speaker 3: I got it really because I never played prot my
Speaker 3: steam deck. I never played it because I thought I
Speaker 3: was I was. I was so annoyed that the protagonist
Speaker 3: was black this time this I.
Speaker 2: Love, dude. That was the thing people were talking about.
Speaker 1: That shit on. It's not in the same way.
Speaker 2: If it was just like.
Speaker 1: Two years later, it would have been like I remember,
Speaker 1: I do remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember my friend being like, cool, the character is black.
Speaker 2: My wife and me like, I like, put it when
Speaker 2: a character's black, now, that's pretty cool. It makes sense.
Speaker 11: It takes me to New York two years later, I've
Speaker 11: been like that same guy, Steph would have not been
Speaker 11: like that. That would have been crazy, though. He said
Speaker 11: that to me while I'm at his house hanging out
Speaker 11: with him.
Speaker 1: I remember being annoyed at Prototype two though, because like
Speaker 1: I remember like finishing the first game and being like,
Speaker 1: I really like I I loved Prototype Alex Mercer right,
Speaker 1: Alex Mercer the most edgy, but it worked. It worked
Speaker 1: for like what the game was like. That game was
Speaker 1: the closest we ever got to like a carnage like video.
Speaker 1: That game is and I loved it for that game
Speaker 1: is so fun, so fun, so fun. It's so fun, dude,
Speaker 1: like gliding across the sky and then like making blades
Speaker 1: with your hands and cutting people. I remember like you
Speaker 1: could grab someone, run and then surf on them until
Speaker 1: they were gone, until they were until they were paid.
Speaker 1: That was one because one you can just grab somebody
Speaker 1: and run with them till they die. That's what I
Speaker 1: would run up my boot with them and they would
Speaker 1: die eventually. That sounded that like I was not flagged
Speaker 1: as like a risk because the stuff, the stuff that
Speaker 1: I would do and that get like I would like
Speaker 1: grab someone, I would run to the top of the
Speaker 1: Empire State building, throw them and try to follow them
Speaker 1: to see see where they landed, you know, and just
Speaker 1: like also, you could do that in some of the
Speaker 1: Spider Man games.
Speaker 3: Too, like Spider Man two for the p S two,
Speaker 3: I feel right there, throw him that right there. That's
Speaker 3: the one where the game where you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: do that. And of course when I Web a Shadows
Speaker 3: when I so, I think that came in.
Speaker 1: Like waight or some ship. Yeah, that's another game. I
Speaker 1: love that game.
Speaker 3: If you can, If you can own Web of Shadows
Speaker 3: used to be on Steam. You motherfucking grab that ship,
Speaker 3: grab a car, had that code to look up all
Speaker 3: the way and then throw it in the air because
Speaker 3: Weber Shadows had that football throw right throw direct.
Speaker 1: X Men Origins Wolverine is another game that you should
Speaker 1: a play. Then I'm genuinely really fucking.
Speaker 2: Good and I'm gonna buy it again for sure because
Speaker 2: I thought about it too gone now I think it's
Speaker 2: on Steam still I don't which was x Men Organs
Speaker 2: will absolutely not really no, because I would have bought it.
Speaker 2: The Steam code exists. If you have the key, you can, okay,
Speaker 2: just like most all those games, came out on PC
Speaker 2: as well. The Steam was around, but they're not available.
Speaker 2: You can go on if you can go on to
Speaker 2: like if you look them up on Steam, you can
Speaker 2: go through the page or they were. You can't perit those.
Speaker 3: Games, especially a lot of games that I have to
Speaker 3: do that those live ship like any windows live. Yeah,
Speaker 3: things that are connected to that, they like just don't
Speaker 3: fucking work.
Speaker 1: Dude, I didn't even realize it, but like fucking or
Speaker 1: maybe I did know this and I just for got
Speaker 1: it or memory I membory, I hold it. But Sunset
Speaker 1: or drives on PC now it's been on PC for years.
Speaker 1: I had no fu idea, like, Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: It's about how many games are But just in steams,
Speaker 2: the catalog they there, the code is there. Obviously it's
Speaker 2: probably copyright laws. That's like some sort of contract ended consing.
Speaker 2: That's like it's usually licensing.
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of games that like I remember
Speaker 1: that was an issue with Grand Theftoto for for a while,
Speaker 1: Like there was a point where like certain licenses expired
Speaker 1: for like certain songs, so like you couldn't they there
Speaker 1: was something weird going on with that. But I imagine
Speaker 1: X Men Origins is like a license and then it expired,
Speaker 1: so the game goes away, which is crazy because that
Speaker 1: game is great.
Speaker 2: I've been one of the best ones.
Speaker 3: I want to play for a while, but I haven't
Speaker 3: since I haven't been fucking my consoles all.
Speaker 2: Of those games like X two. That game was mad
Speaker 2: fucking fun. It was hard to play played X two.
Speaker 2: I never played the players well ring only pretty much
Speaker 2: like you're talking.
Speaker 1: About, like the movie games or what is it? I
Speaker 1: never played any of that game was good as I
Speaker 1: gotta get a three sixteen. I need to get another one.
Speaker 1: I felt I think it happened, but because I think, uh,
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I want to play authentic.
Speaker 2: But it's a bit, it's a it's a better way
Speaker 2: to play it. I don't want to hack mysel. If
Speaker 2: it does, it get doesn't funk. They don't mine is hacked.
Speaker 2: The mine works perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: Guess what.
Speaker 3: It's It's on its way now because we worked some
Speaker 3: ship out I figured out. So I recently opened up
Speaker 3: the peel box and I was like, this is a
Speaker 3: perfect time to test it, make sure everything goes smooth,
Speaker 3: because then I was gonna be like, oh, now, maybe
Speaker 3: we can tell uh people to send us some dumb
Speaker 3: ship because I have one, you know, but I closed
Speaker 3: it because this example of it when it was a disaster.
Speaker 3: So this lady that helped me set it up. Long
Speaker 3: story short, for some reason, she did not write my
Speaker 3: name on the box on the on the actual PEO box.
Speaker 3: The guy that was helping me was like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fuck she tried to write like it
Speaker 3: sounded like it sounded like like it was like some
Speaker 3: Native American shit like pow power or something something. The
Speaker 3: way that the guy was trying to explain to me
Speaker 3: is that I don't know what this is and what
Speaker 3: she wrote, but it wasn't your name. And so he
Speaker 3: theorized that when I filled out the thing, you can
Speaker 3: you know, you put your name on it and you
Speaker 3: also put your your sign it. And he was like,
Speaker 3: maybe she tried to like read your signature and she
Speaker 3: couldn't understand your signature instead of reading like the fucking
Speaker 3: printed name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't know.
Speaker 3: He literally is like, I don't know what the hell happened,
Speaker 3: but it didn't get here because it said my PO
Speaker 3: box was vacant. I'm like, what the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 3: I gave you guys good money and so since they
Speaker 3: fucked out. But I was like, give my money back,
Speaker 3: and luckily the guy was like, technically we're only supposed
Speaker 3: to give you half.
Speaker 1: But he just gave me two money orders. He's like,
Speaker 1: he just gave me, so he just gave me four
Speaker 1: refund Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the money order, and god knows how
Speaker 2: long she's telling me. I was like, why the hell
Speaker 2: can you just reverse the back on my car?
Speaker 1: And he's like, money order probably a whole I.
Speaker 2: Can actually catch it there. Yeah, okay, everything.
Speaker 1: He told me come back in a couple of days
Speaker 1: and you can catch it, like on like a business day.
Speaker 1: How did you How did you do your seam? Like
Speaker 1: what did you do to you? Because I have like
Speaker 1: a couple of things on it. I have. I have
Speaker 1: chick which is pretty good.
Speaker 2: I have I think I think I have that.
Speaker 1: That's the stream the PS five, I have that one.
Speaker 2: I got the one that just got the emulation system.
Speaker 1: That's why I beat the order was on my.
Speaker 2: I got the emulation things different stream from consoles, because
Speaker 2: thats the sucking thing that seebacks can do. You can
Speaker 2: stream thinks some consoles directly wait so you just so,
Speaker 2: I'll show you.
Speaker 1: You have like in between when we.
Speaker 2: You turn your p S four fun and you can
Speaker 2: stream it. Oh it's crazy, but I have have the
Speaker 2: thing where it's pretty much gives me like a rom
Speaker 2: emulation from all consoles, and I have like Shadow on there,
Speaker 2: I have fucking I have Shadow.
Speaker 1: I have it. Yeah, how'd you do it? Did you?
Speaker 1: Like five?
Speaker 2: I did it properly?
Speaker 1: You can play with Origins Wolverine on there?
Speaker 2: Yeah again, I gotta download that.
Speaker 1: You've intrigued me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean worth doing it. I mean, like honestly, obviously,
Speaker 2: it's not dangerous to do it at all. Obviously followed
Speaker 2: directions verbatim obviously like don't like, don't like it wrong?
Speaker 2: How long is it gonna take? I kind of wing
Speaker 2: it maybe, like insane? How long is it gonna ta
Speaker 2: maybe like maybe like an hour maybe two?
Speaker 1: See, I don't know if I want to do it,
Speaker 1: that's see, I'm lazy so easy. I'd rather just have
Speaker 1: a machine or you can take it anywhere and play it.
Speaker 2: And that's such a us.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: I don't understand you people. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: When do you do that? The people who play outside.
Speaker 2: Ride like when I'm like when Lily's driving, play a
Speaker 2: little bit of when I'm going somewhere one of my
Speaker 2: long trips playing. So whenever I'm gonna whenever I'm gonna fly,
Speaker 2: and that I go play pretty often.
Speaker 1: Do you give me an example, say I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Flight, I use it. I haven't flown recently.
Speaker 1: A plane is obvious. Like the thing to me is
Speaker 1: like I don't notice, Like the steam deck is not
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't care what people say.
Speaker 1: The steam deck is not for outside, Like you're not
Speaker 1: taking your steam deck to like the doctor's office, or
Speaker 1: like on the bus, or like like I don't want
Speaker 1: to sit at my desk. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in bed or whatever or on
Speaker 1: like a plane or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good reason you bring your bed. I
Speaker 2: don't think that one the sea is better battery life.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing. I think the console needs better
Speaker 2: battery life and make it less.
Speaker 1: But see, this is this is what confuses me. Is
Speaker 1: it like I have never had battery life issues for
Speaker 1: the steam deck.
Speaker 2: Ever, it's definitely down on me.
Speaker 1: You know why why because I play here? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't but I don't know why people are
Speaker 1: in your uses of it. You can use other places
Speaker 1: as well, but there's nowhere that I can't use it
Speaker 1: that I would want to use it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I discribe where I disagree i'd use it,
Speaker 2: Like like what am I always getting a coffee by myself?
Speaker 1: Like I'm getting back to myself, my seam back a
Speaker 1: little bit. You would play your steam Deck while you're
Speaker 1: getting coffee.
Speaker 2: Coffee seamack my time and mom White just need to
Speaker 2: be away from Lily.
Speaker 1: But what could you possibly do in that time in
Speaker 1: anything that's got how I feel maybe like an hour away,
Speaker 1: like an hour and am hour. I'm like, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go do.
Speaker 3: My phone, like I feel like as an adult, like
Speaker 3: I was like I gotta check my email.
Speaker 1: I do. There's like things that I so much to do.
Speaker 3: There's things that I do and like I don't have
Speaker 3: time to even Like a lot of times where I
Speaker 3: feel like, oh I'll break out reach shuttle and just
Speaker 3: want waiting for a thing, And a lot of times
Speaker 3: I'll do something and then they call me and like
Speaker 3: I feel like the games that are available on steam
Speaker 3: Deck are so usually thorough that I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: really what.
Speaker 2: Am I going to really accomplish?
Speaker 1: Am I going to do a mission? Maybe? Like this?
Speaker 1: The small use of it, I just feel like it.
Speaker 1: And it's also just too big, like there's a thing,
Speaker 1: there's there's a thing. To me, there was a case
Speaker 1: to be made about the game Boy and like the
Speaker 1: game Boy advance in the game advances, p bringing it
Speaker 1: to school and stuff, of course, because like they're they're
Speaker 1: incredibly port steam that you can't. You can't.
Speaker 2: It's not really worth it.
Speaker 1: Like I guess, like if if you're a kid and
Speaker 1: you're going to school or whatever and it's like the
Speaker 1: new game Boy or whatever, it's like, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: If I was in school or seemed like I shal
Speaker 2: would have got stolen. Oh god, I would have stole
Speaker 2: the funk out of some kid that fucking don't got
Speaker 2: a dad, not no daddy.
Speaker 1: Having asked, kid, would I think it was a lot
Speaker 1: easier to steal game boys steal like I would? I
Speaker 1: would steal a game Boy. I wouldn't try to steal
Speaker 1: a Steam deck. I'm not getting away.
Speaker 2: I don't have it.
Speaker 1: That's like half my size.
Speaker 2: Something that's happened in school for me would like the
Speaker 2: game Boy and a kid like goes they opened his bag,
Speaker 2: it's in the bag. I don't know how I got there.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, and the kid just gets collap.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got there as crazy stupid.
Speaker 2: I think definitely a few times that other people planted
Speaker 2: it too.
Speaker 1: No one, no one's taking I gave away from somebody
Speaker 1: and being like I don't want.
Speaker 2: This, no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: They just want that cage want nobody. No child wants cas.
Speaker 1: Because children can't appreciate anything that exists outside themselves.
Speaker 2: I disagree.
Speaker 1: You would be wrong.
Speaker 2: I think a kid can appreciate just genuine disarray.
Speaker 1: I don't think they can. I have to say.
Speaker 2: I have to say.
Speaker 3: I agree because there's been a lot of print, like
Speaker 3: you would write something on the board.
Speaker 2: Dude, I almost got blamed for something.
Speaker 1: Somebody, somebody drew swastikas on I forgot who it was.
Speaker 1: I swear to god I actually did it, so I
Speaker 1: would I didn't. I've seen them. I was young enough
Speaker 1: to not really.
Speaker 3: Appreciate what the fuck appreciate the uh, just the significance
Speaker 3: of this, So like, she did you do this? Derek,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't even know what those are
Speaker 3: not really, so it wasn't like, say, all I know
Speaker 3: is that they're a symbol of Nazis, but I don't.
Speaker 5: Know what that.
Speaker 2: I thought Hitler MLK were like like like like two
Speaker 2: peas in a box there, like similar kinds of people,
Speaker 2: like they really want change.
Speaker 1: I thought Hitler was anonymous with Martin Luther Kig Junior
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: I was a little It's hard because those were like
Speaker 2: names of people brought up and both serious emotion.
Speaker 3: I thought the emancipation ploclamation was a fucking hip hop song.
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it was an exhibit joint.
Speaker 2: I miss exhibit due my dude.
Speaker 1: West Coast Customs is right there. No, no one told
Speaker 1: me that. No, how the fun would I Why would I.
Speaker 3: Know that you're a West Coaster? Yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's I just had no idea. And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, yeah, this is the place. The exhibit just
Speaker 3: hangs out there. He still used to sitting on the steps.
Speaker 3: It's like hot ash ship. It's like ninety degrees.
Speaker 2: Damn No, he's not even sweating. He's actually he's just
Speaker 2: sitting out there. Let's going, what's going on?
Speaker 1: He's fried?
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, yeah, I forgot that no end rule.
Speaker 2: Let's artist fine, Yeah there was no no end. No.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Michael basketball, Jordan's He's fried. No, Michael basketball,
Speaker 1: Jordan's uh wait, Michael basketball, Jordan basketball.
Speaker 2: Peters in.
Speaker 1: Basketball, Peterson Peter Michael basketball, Jordan basketball, Peters Jordan's difficult.
Speaker 1: That is fantastic. That is really good. Last one, Uh,
Speaker 1: just a correction, he says, is the correction of Chris
Speaker 1: is sallads hands. Choosing to eat dry salads actually less
Speaker 1: healthy because salads are high in fat soluble vitamins. When
Speaker 1: you eat fat soluble vitamins without any fat source, you
Speaker 1: don't absorb as much of it. The dressing acts as
Speaker 1: a source of fat, leading to higher absorcem rate. Yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's real. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's true. I can't trust anything like anybody says anymore.
Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of things, But that's not real.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a very convenient thing for people who
Speaker 1: want to justify drinking salad dressing. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: big salad. It sounds like big or big salad dressing.
Speaker 2: It sounds like large salad, sounds like.
Speaker 1: Large lettuce in big salad. Have gone have large lettuce whatever.
Speaker 1: Let's get the fuck out of here, large salad.
Speaker 2: That's so.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's so much stuff that I've like learned throughout the
Speaker 3: years that it's just not true. Like when you the
Speaker 3: idea of like I was like, oh, I'm not feeling
Speaker 3: too well, is there anything that can help me feel better?
Speaker 3: Maybe with my liver or something like that, And mostly
Speaker 3: there's like no, just stop beating, like ship and exercise
Speaker 3: any any thing like all this other ship where it's
Speaker 3: like oh, drink this and deep Like no, that's just
Speaker 3: not because all it's gonna do is just process the
Speaker 3: good throughout the bad. It's not going to help you
Speaker 3: process it any better.
Speaker 1: Everything. Yeah, everything how that ship works, it's like everything ever,
Speaker 1: everything I've ever been told is not real. So like
Speaker 1: I don't really I remember where. It's like, oh, Christopher
Speaker 1: Columbus discovered America. It's like, oh, just kidding, and it's
Speaker 1: like okay, oh Thanksgiving was this? It's like actually it
Speaker 1: was like crazy. It's like okay, cool, thanks That's particular particular.
Speaker 3: Hiller's a bad guy. Oh wait, never mind, he's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that he had reasons.
Speaker 2: Would you have done in that situation? You would have
Speaker 2: just you would have just not tried to be your
Speaker 2: company back to greatness? What would you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, you eat tend spiders every year because they're
Speaker 1: crawling you around. It's like, oh, actually that's not real.
Speaker 1: It's not real at all, Like everything everything is not real.
Speaker 2: Spider with your comb is crazy? You should you show
Speaker 2: your com by fires so hardy crosser.
Speaker 1: I actually did that one. Can you do it that fast?
Speaker 1: Can you jag off that fast? You see a spider
Speaker 1: in the corner? It helps.
Speaker 3: Actually there's a spider and you're like already dripping when
Speaker 3: you see the spider.
Speaker 2: You're thinking, you're thinking of that spider from fucking what's
Speaker 2: his name? I'm the hot spider and the giant piech.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the French spider, the French spider. Oh yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: that the.
Speaker 2: Pomorphic should is where I dropped my line. Man, that
Speaker 2: is what my line is.
Speaker 1: You can't say that as a Digiti mind sucker. That
Speaker 1: is very only Angela mon while she's angela mon that's anthropomorphizing.
Speaker 2: Man, How is the angel pomorphic?
Speaker 1: How angels are animals? No they're not, Yes they are.
Speaker 1: That one is an animal, that one, that one was
Speaker 1: a cat. So with this, so look at look at it.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Because of this, you should have no problems, zero problems
Speaker 3: having sex with the trans woman who said I did
Speaker 3: I feel like I think I think there's enough evidence in.
Speaker 2: This part in my my simultaneous homosexuality.
Speaker 1: No, but that's real. So why would I not fucking
Speaker 1: woman with the rod? Why would I not do that?
Speaker 2: Because that's the literally investable I.
Speaker 3: See the content you watch, Sir Matt Walsh. Fucking you,
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk, I've seen your history.
Speaker 2: What's the name of that fucking that guy that he's
Speaker 2: a he's a he's a Jewish fellow. He goes to
Speaker 2: Charlie and he tries to like fucking Albert Einstein, and
Speaker 2: he tries to argue with like Coller students. He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: he has a really dumb fucking face. I forgot his
Speaker 2: name Crowder.
Speaker 1: No, he's not crowded.
Speaker 2: He looks sort of like Crowder, but he's like a
Speaker 2: fucking he was like running for president or something like that,
Speaker 2: and he's a he's a dude that goes to colleges
Speaker 2: and argues with like young students about like, excuse me,
Speaker 2: rather conservative talking points and only crowd it's not only
Speaker 2: crowded another dude some mother does I don't know, but
Speaker 2: that's on my feet all the time. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: why are they sending me this.
Speaker 1: I'm not this kind of.
Speaker 2: Person person I'm not I'm not a male's fear like,
Speaker 2: I'm really.
Speaker 1: Not only get fresh and fitter.
Speaker 2: I think they're trying to sway me, but I keep
Speaker 2: it like not interested. I literally get none of that
Speaker 2: kind I get that.
Speaker 1: Actually I get I get some I get a lot
Speaker 1: of political stuff on Twitter.
Speaker 2: It's for me, I think because of the fact that
Speaker 2: what happened is that I like ridiculous bullshit, and I
Speaker 2: think they annoledge that they were like, oh edgy and
Speaker 2: fucking chaos means you like this, You're like you like this,
Speaker 2: and I'm like no, I say wild.
Speaker 1: Probably a crossover between the people who watch like ambulances
Speaker 1: crushing children.
Speaker 2: Never it's like just bursting into flames and then landing
Speaker 2: on the family.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, who I'm gonna read the names. Now,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's do it. Thank you guys for
Speaker 1: what is it? What are we gonna call this? What
Speaker 1: was this episode?
Speaker 3: Rips Susan and then with the crying, laughing, crying emojis.
Speaker 1: What's what's the more some more relevant thing? Borderlands or
Speaker 1: the Raygun Olympics? What do we uh make abomination of
Speaker 1: a thing? Just just cram every.
Speaker 3: Susan with Borderlands, Reaganlands, Reagan fucking Mafia, Mafia, Mafia.
Speaker 2: Trilogy.
Speaker 1: I forgot about the Mafia edition.
Speaker 2: What's the guy's names?
Speaker 1: Curious about those Mafia games?
Speaker 3: I kind of want to play it. I kind of
Speaker 3: want to because I keep hearing good things about keeping.
Speaker 3: I remember playing Italians can't play it?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Father for PS two was awesome. I played
Speaker 1: Godfather for the three sixties over three sixes was the
Speaker 1: three six years was a PS two both, the other
Speaker 1: two was the first Godfather game was the first one,
Speaker 1: the first one.
Speaker 3: The first one was on the because I'm sure I
Speaker 3: played on PS two it over well, that was around
Speaker 3: the time where they were like a Spider Spider Man
Speaker 3: three I think was on both and different games.
Speaker 2: I think they were probably I remember that was different games.
Speaker 1: I remember, I know what because that was one of
Speaker 1: the first games that I got from game Fly ohole
Speaker 1: game Fly game Fly, because I was like, I figured
Speaker 1: out a way to buypad, Like I set it up
Speaker 1: in such a way that, like, I allowed myself to
Speaker 1: get emorated games because my parents didn't really understand what
Speaker 1: was going on. Yes, I can figure this out nice,
Speaker 1: and so I could just get emorated games without them
Speaker 1: really noticing. I only had it for like a couple
Speaker 1: of months. Game Fly it was cool though, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it was dope. But I remember getting Godfather for three
Speaker 1: sixty because I was like, yeah, it's emorated sick, and
Speaker 1: I played it and I was like, I don't like this.
Speaker 2: I really don't love that game.
Speaker 1: I think the three sixty one might have been worse, oh,
Speaker 1: because that was kind of the case with Spider Man three.
Speaker 1: I remember playing Spider Man three on the three sixty
Speaker 1: and being.
Speaker 2: Like, I thought it was so much better on this,
Speaker 2: but it was. It's a completely different game from the
Speaker 2: PS two one.
Speaker 1: It's a way different game.
Speaker 2: I played the PS two.
Speaker 1: One, I'm like, what the fuck is happening Godfather Xbox.
Speaker 2: I don't like The Godfather.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing was like storting people. I like it.
Speaker 3: Stores you grab them, you start beating the fuck out
Speaker 3: of them, and then they're like, oh, pay.
Speaker 1: Keep beaten, pay up. It's like it should also be
Speaker 1: noted that like that was around the time, like my
Speaker 1: patience is very low, Like I feel like that game
Speaker 1: is probably better than I thought then I remember it.
Speaker 1: It just wasn't my kind of game at that point
Speaker 1: because I didn't like granted thoughto either.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well that makes sense got very boring to
Speaker 2: me very fast. Yeah, I'd be like, aha, fucking blow pep.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I would never finish. I never did
Speaker 1: the story. Like the first one that I really finished
Speaker 1: was four like recently, like when we were when we
Speaker 1: were playing it over Christmas, the first finished that the
Speaker 1: first time I ever finished granded thought four Fish San
Speaker 1: is my favorite, first one that finished. The ones before that,
Speaker 1: I would just fuck around, dude.
Speaker 2: My death toll three was crazy.
Speaker 3: You would put on them. There was a grand Fatto three.
Speaker 3: There was a mod that you make their heads actually
Speaker 3: explode off. And so after that I all I did
Speaker 3: was I just kept killing people for fucking hours, just
Speaker 3: look familiar. Hell yeah, yeah, the Warehouse, God looks.
Speaker 1: Like ass is it crazy? How much better we remember
Speaker 1: these things? Yeah? Like that's crazy. God. Actually, I wonder
Speaker 1: if there was a PS two one, though I swear
Speaker 1: there was Godfather, and I wonder if it was different
Speaker 1: because Spider Man was a different game entirely Godfather PS
Speaker 1: two because like, yeah, yeah, because I specifically remember having
Speaker 1: the case. Oh yeah it was it's a different game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see that that's what I remember. Yeah.
Speaker 2: PS three looked like fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: but it's a different HUD too, like even just like
Speaker 1: the way like the HUD is different. Yeah. See that's
Speaker 1: a shield and green and then you go back.
Speaker 3: So the warehouse, Like when you said I look familiar,
Speaker 3: the Warehouse looked familiar to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's probably a similar design. There's probably yeah
Speaker 1: exactly Xbox three sixty Yeah it's a completely different game.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of crazy. God, it looks awful. Y,
Speaker 1: it's a different it's a different.
Speaker 2: It looks a little different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting games. So this is this is the
Speaker 1: three sixty one.
Speaker 2: Oh that looks horrible.
Speaker 1: And then the PS two remember.
Speaker 2: That looking amazing?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The PS two one though, like it's and then got
Speaker 3: the PS two it's like more simplistic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like it's more clear, it's more read it
Speaker 1: more yeah exactly. Yeah, I don't know. Man. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: look at just dragging people beating the funk out of
Speaker 1: it was so fun. That was such a weird generation too,
Speaker 1: because it's just like, look, head, but this is the
Speaker 1: same game. Like it's the same It's Godfather PS two,
Speaker 1: Xbox three sixty Xbox PS three. Yeah, completely different video games.
Speaker 2: Damn, I wonder if so this guy's playing it off.
Speaker 2: Remember the game Boy Advanced version of games?
Speaker 1: Probably what happened.
Speaker 2: You get a game Boy like, oh man, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get Spider Man two for the game Bay.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and it's Spider Man two for the PSP.
Speaker 1: Was awesome because it was you know, the first movie
Speaker 1: based uh Spider Man game where you were Toky McGuire,
Speaker 1: you were like swinging off the clouds. It was that.
Speaker 1: But like in Spider Man two, it's like a completely different,
Speaker 1: like just like a very like unique like it only
Speaker 1: exists on the PSP.
Speaker 2: Wait, there was a Spider Man two for the PSP, I.
Speaker 1: Played the ship out of it and it was just
Speaker 1: it was like a Spider Man two version of that
Speaker 1: first one. It wasn't Open world or anything, but it
Speaker 1: was like it was so neat because it was just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck. It's like, it's like peering into an
Speaker 1: alternate timeline where Spider Man two never was open World
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like it just kept going in that the
Speaker 1: way the first one was weird. It's so cool though,
Speaker 1: I yeah, maybe i'll I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to hack the steam deck or it's like a
Speaker 1: do you have a video that you use that you
Speaker 1: can tell me? Yeah, I do that then because I
Speaker 1: do want to. I do. There are games that I
Speaker 1: want to play.
Speaker 2: It's not worth if they're not available anymore. I don't
Speaker 2: feel bad, you know, like that's fair if I just
Speaker 2: can't get because I would buy it if I could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. That's that's the thing.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't win Nintendo. You're not giving me
Speaker 2: a fucking subscription for a game, even though a bunch
Speaker 2: of the games on that I really want. Now to
Speaker 2: the fucking Super Nintendo description.
Speaker 1: Thing, I love that work to them, but like, it's
Speaker 1: not dumb thing to pay for. I'm not paying.
Speaker 2: I'm not paying to have the game for a little
Speaker 2: for until I don't like noat my balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I found out recently with the PS plus
Speaker 1: where like I had, I was gonna play ape Escape
Speaker 1: on stream just because I was testing on By the way,
Speaker 1: crazy this works, But I was streaming the PS five
Speaker 1: to my PC and streaming that to Twitch and it
Speaker 1: worked perfectly fine. No, no, no through the PC, like
Speaker 1: because I was I want to stream PS five stuff,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't want to fucking lug everything. How
Speaker 1: do you do that? What do you mean five to
Speaker 1: the PC? Just remote play remote? And there was a
Speaker 1: good no, Well, I mean I wasn't playing like Destiny
Speaker 1: or like or us remote play to your PC and
Speaker 1: then and then stream the remote play window. And why
Speaker 1: might do that that you had really good internet. I
Speaker 1: didn't think my internet was good enough to do it.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was doing like test stuff and not a problem.
Speaker 1: But yeah, send me that video. Actually that's like I
Speaker 1: had to do it, seem to because I do I
Speaker 1: want to play, Like if I could play that Spider
Speaker 1: Man two PSP game again.
Speaker 2: I'd be wild playing, whitemos, Wolverine on.
Speaker 1: A bab read the names. Now we're so fucked uh
Speaker 1: count me down, three two one, brolly backshotting Sweeney, I've
Speaker 1: seen Why am I seeing so many Broley memes lately? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got sent one of him that lasering. Who was it,
Speaker 3: I don't remember if it was Jan or Tien. I
Speaker 3: can't remember. One of them, probably ten just getting lasered
Speaker 3: through the chest like his ass was just like shooting
Speaker 3: a giant fucking beam through the chest.
Speaker 1: Of what I saw, I like, why did you say
Speaker 1: this to me? I saw a video of like Broley
Speaker 1: like pounding the camera and it was just like a
Speaker 1: bunch of like super cuts of other enemies getting pounded,
Speaker 1: just like what the is. And I saw one that
Speaker 1: made me fucking crack up. It was Squidward cleaning you
Speaker 1: know that the graffiti of him that's his loser off
Speaker 1: the and he turns around and it's he goes, oh
Speaker 1: no Broley and it's Broy's running but it cuts off
Speaker 1: before he finish. It's so it's so good. I lost it.
Speaker 1: I should have saved it. That's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1: But did you did you see it on where do
Speaker 1: you see an Instagram or Twitter? I think Twitter. I'm
Speaker 1: more on Twitter than I I'm on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I have a video I'm gonna show you, guys.
Speaker 1: Burley backs on the swinging Kingston curb stopping a baby
Speaker 1: with links iron boot. Uh, I'm gonna use I'm probably
Speaker 1: not gonna switch the camera while I'm doing this.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Master has given Dobby a prostating a prostate orgasm. Stop lying, Chris.
Speaker 1: We know you're white. I am like, I'm definitely not black.
Speaker 1: Those are the only two things.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Scooby Dubis Scooby Doobie is say this sounds awful? What
Speaker 1: I did see that? Somehow? You said it's you're such
Speaker 1: a fucking freak. You want to play that fucking cat
Speaker 1: video you sent me?
Speaker 2: I would, Derek blocked this part up of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Just don't do it.
Speaker 2: Then we cannot have this part.
Speaker 1: Betster do it on the extra ammo okay yeah, Uh
Speaker 1: Scooby doo b says Raggy I raced the read with
Speaker 1: rent and.
Speaker 2: All that's about this.
Speaker 1: Oh I made a mistake. Oh I laced the weed
Speaker 1: with fent. Whoops coke Uh mister beast killing Uh oh beast,
Speaker 1: mister killing Logan Paul in the Suicide Savannah Gay Alison
Speaker 1: Chains be like, uh, into my butt again, same old
Speaker 1: dick in my rear end? Uh the silver sperm or not?
Speaker 1: Spencer you deep fried fang Kansas, Kansas, carry on my
Speaker 1: wayward sun, pissing ship and farts and com I like that.
Speaker 1: You know you're not expecting it? That really? That really
Speaker 1: because I was immediately sneering because I was like, you
Speaker 1: missed gay word, son right? That pretty?
Speaker 2: That was like there was one that was like this,
Speaker 2: It was all and then a very end.
Speaker 1: What was so I'm gay? It was something where it
Speaker 1: was just like you're gay. Home. It was something like
Speaker 1: I think it was like I walked the slonely road
Speaker 1: and it was on the Boulevard of Broken and then
Speaker 1: it was like the city streets and I'm the only
Speaker 1: one and I'm really gay. Something like that.
Speaker 2: It was something I'm really gay. My asshole it is
Speaker 2: bleeding when your dates inside me. Let's goshole wait.
Speaker 1: Each other's asphalt. Yeah, that's yours deep needs for the
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets. Don't say that the US are not yay.
Speaker 1: Vaughan of the Dead, Papa Roach, come inside of my penis.
Speaker 1: Give me your biggest load. O oh oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: Papa roach, come inside of my penis. Give me your
Speaker 1: biggest load. Protesticular inflation. Don't give a if my first
Speaker 1: I'm coming. So it was coming. It was like it started.
Speaker 1: That was like, oh, we didn't talk about that plane
Speaker 1: that went down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the plane hit the other plane. Wait
Speaker 2: what no?
Speaker 1: No, you see that that that the Brazil plane that
Speaker 1: that like just kind of fell.
Speaker 2: God, God, you doesn't see the plane hit the other plane.
Speaker 2: And people like skydiving.
Speaker 1: That's old. That's a that's like from the fucking nineties.
Speaker 2: It's about the eighteen nineties. They have modern clothes on.
Speaker 2: We've been able to fly for a long time.
Speaker 1: Picture of Nicola Tesla with a fucking Rick and Morty
Speaker 1: shirt from.
Speaker 3: That it so not okay, I need someone to photoshop
Speaker 3: that just black and white Sepia or Sepia like and
Speaker 3: then like put like find old photos of like historical
Speaker 3: figures and just put obscure, like obscure modern clothes.
Speaker 2: That Genghis Khan with a fucking paramore shirt on with a.
Speaker 3: Dude, he would have he would have finished, he would
Speaker 3: have he would have he would have made it he
Speaker 3: would have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he absolutely would have gotten everything.
Speaker 1: Everything would have been the Timberlands at that point. They
Speaker 1: would have made me spin meat spin is my homepage?
Speaker 1: Round eyed Asian.
Speaker 2: Are home page. That's exhausting home page. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: you look it up. I'll look it up.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Nothing to me, Like when I was a kid, maybe
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, but no, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: it's just a dick spitting there.
Speaker 1: It is, it's still there.
Speaker 2: It's still the same meats.
Speaker 1: But it's still the same, the same, same one.
Speaker 3: I remember that there was a counter on there if
Speaker 3: he stayed on there for a certain amount of time
Speaker 3: and say you're gay.
Speaker 2: That ship was so funny. I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I remember I got called penis Land, penn Island, pen Island. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that? That was like, this was something that when
Speaker 1: we were kids, like people were going around It's like, yea,
Speaker 1: you go to you gotta go to penn Island dot com.
Speaker 1: That felt so.
Speaker 2: So stupid, like I'm such an idiot?
Speaker 1: Is that a real website?
Speaker 2: Plan Island is just penn Island.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I looked it up reaching pen Island penisland dot com
Speaker 3: and then Island pins. Wow, that's crazy it actually it
Speaker 3: used to be like a troll site.
Speaker 2: It got me so bad because it was like Penn
Speaker 2: Island no space, And I was.
Speaker 1: Like, it's weird looking at the Internet in some way,
Speaker 1: like like websites, because when I was a kid, it
Speaker 1: didn't I was I wasn't under the assumption that they
Speaker 1: would go away, you know what I mean, that they
Speaker 1: were ephemeral, like they weren't like storefronts where it was
Speaker 1: just like oh the software et cetera as a game
Speaker 1: stop now, or like oh the subway is the same thing.
Speaker 2: Technically, no, it is.
Speaker 1: The same thing. But like in my it's it's all
Speaker 1: the websites that I've been visiting for so long are
Speaker 1: still around, or the ones that are important are still around.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So like whenever I go to a website that I
Speaker 1: remember and it's gone, it's kind of jarring or like
Speaker 1: it's something else. And then sometimes I'll go to a
Speaker 1: website that's exactly the same.
Speaker 2: It's like like they're still like this because you know,
Speaker 2: there's modern website design now, yeah, those are there's old
Speaker 2: website design. So seeing like the old ones and how
Speaker 2: like things are in the fucking oval bubbles by the
Speaker 2: side like a little fucking upper taskbar, and then it's like, dang,
Speaker 2: this is so.
Speaker 1: I remember doing rep design classes and just like being
Speaker 1: so confused at like what people thought was good website design,
Speaker 1: because I remember thinking like this is all really bad,
Speaker 1: like very bad. But uh, anyway, Rich Tickets, lesser known
Speaker 1: cousin port Oriental, his veiny dick in me chips rod
Speaker 1: dot com doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: Nah. I feel like it happened a while ago though,
Speaker 2: But I'm sure is that by a black sheep still around?
Speaker 1: I didn't know about that one. Was that one? This
Speaker 1: is our generation? Probably? This was like flash cartoons and stuff.
Speaker 1: That was where I first saw the Star Wars Gangster
Speaker 1: raph first time classic. I vaguely remember it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: recite anything. I don't remember. I used to know that entirely.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't. I was on ane at that time. I
Speaker 2: was like watching like fucking like a Happy Tree Friends
Speaker 2: and fucking Ebon's World. Shit, just the worst version of
Speaker 2: the Internet. I was only exposed to the worst side Internet.
Speaker 1: That was, by the way, that was my only reference
Speaker 1: for Star Wars for years really Star Wars Gangster Rap
Speaker 1: because I didn't watch the prequels. I didn't watch the originals.
Speaker 2: I watched the prequels in theaters with my aunt. That
Speaker 2: was like one of the first like happy moments of
Speaker 2: my life. I remember I got the little bowl of
Speaker 2: thing at the little bowl of pop popcorn that was
Speaker 2: jar jar binks because I thought was cool.
Speaker 1: No you didn't.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, it was cool.
Speaker 1: No you didn't.
Speaker 2: I was also five, Okay.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's not. Then not that that's outside.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's the doc side. You are correct.
Speaker 2: What is that big?
Speaker 1: It's a disaster skywalker after one of them sounded like
Speaker 1: I remember like as a kid, like one of the
Speaker 1: people like doing this the Star Wars rerap sounded like
Speaker 1: they were doing a jaz impression. It made me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there used to be a Steak and Cheese dot com.
Speaker 3: It's basically like a kind of like a lesser Rotten.
Speaker 1: It's just completely a porn side. Now, oh my god,
Speaker 1: complete port. That's actually just yeah, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: straight up porn now. It is just point now yeah,
Speaker 1: and then oh god, yeah, there we go. There's some
Speaker 1: geish on here too. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: You want to see them some.
Speaker 3: Dude sucking some other dude, you know I saw Do
Speaker 3: you remember there was this guy named something Silva, Yeah,
Speaker 3: something Silva. He went viral fir saying something like something
Speaker 3: your fu fu lame ship. I with it, I bust
Speaker 3: something and that guy started doing gay porn.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, good for him. Blair White canonically
Speaker 1: banging Alex like some really suckly gloss and I was like, dude.
Speaker 2: He's dude.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, oh's veinye dick and me
Speaker 3: his vany.
Speaker 2: Is vany dick.
Speaker 1: That's my girls.
Speaker 2: It's just like the coming mind ud dick that farkle.
Speaker 1: Kill you. It makes me doors hell. You don't tell
Speaker 1: me I'm gay. Fatic verse Timothy Shallow a big pepe,
Speaker 1: come on me, Dune walks in the shower to get
Speaker 1: all the come down. The people just write nothing. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is, you know, just write nothing,
Speaker 1: like it's literally just ai. I feel like it's I
Speaker 1: feel like all you, all of you are using chat
Speaker 1: GBT to come up with your names.
Speaker 2: And then was born on chet GPT.
Speaker 1: Actually I was born on chet gibt. It's crazy. Who
Speaker 1: the hell would miss Trump's fat head like that Goku
Speaker 1: walking up to you, handing you a gun and saying,
Speaker 1: I need you to do me a favor. The second
Speaker 1: coming of Miguelo hair is transplants pussy. Rotating miguel hair
Speaker 1: transplants pussy in my mind like a rotisserie chicken. To
Speaker 1: flex on people who can't visualize a fucking apple. Sergeant
Speaker 1: Cummies shooting full force at a bystander a bystander death
Speaker 1: by standard? H do you know what a bystander is?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: What a by standard?
Speaker 2: What do you mean as a bystandard?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna entertain this. What is that? Death shadow
Speaker 1: of the Epstein tree? Jack the world's fastest Maori nine
Speaker 1: to eleven cost player? Are you joking?
Speaker 2: I can't tell what?
Speaker 1: You can't possibly not know this? I don't what does
Speaker 1: you never heard the phrase innocent bystander? No? What possible?
Speaker 1: I don't believe you there a person that stands by
Speaker 1: you're doing that? Are you doing that thing that that
Speaker 1: podcast does where it's like the two like jack looking guys,
Speaker 1: where the one the one guy pretends to not know
Speaker 1: basic stuff? What's a podcast Okay, big meaty, big meaty stinks.
Speaker 1: Jack the Worl's fast Majory nine eleven cosplays joking off
Speaker 1: the one World Trader quote complete the look my dick's
Speaker 1: so big, I can tie it and I'm not and
Speaker 1: this will suck it. Andy the man who's Andy and
Speaker 1: our eight but not a Sandy?
Speaker 2: Do you piss on?
Speaker 10: Do you piss for me?
Speaker 1: Do you? Marvin Straight? What does that mean? Marvin Gay?
Speaker 1: That's so dumb went over my head. Yeah, Marvin Straight,
Speaker 1: That's what they call him at school. They pushed him
Speaker 1: Marvin straight losers.
Speaker 2: As he got killed by his dad. Daddy Gay.
Speaker 1: Let's not eat dong heath smoker gigs, rubbing icy hot
Speaker 1: on my freshly fit, shaved and nicked penis and balls. Uh,
Speaker 1: gay lines, I know you, Colin sounds like Homelander took
Speaker 1: a rhino pill and molested a Wendigo as Prados boy,
Speaker 1: There are consequences of being punched Chris Punch, being black,
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant's feet, Iron Man, Iron Maiden Trooper. You fuck
Speaker 1: my ass, but I'll suck yours too. I'll suck you
Speaker 1: off till my face is blue. Mister pants. Uh, Michael
Speaker 1: made a three D model of Chris so I can
Speaker 1: go into his near sightedness. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ going to parties and that show was playing
Speaker 2: all the time, and you're like throwing coyludes in people's drinks.
Speaker 1: Kobe Baller of the First in getting into my knit,
Speaker 1: getting into the nitty gritty cardboard pie, spumble butters COUMGI man,
Speaker 1: the master of cock and ball, Slayer of Guzzler, of
Speaker 1: Come of Titans, Jolly old dipship. Sending a dick pic
Speaker 1: through the mail ship, Dude, sending a dick pic through
Speaker 1: the mail is crazy. Ciphergraph somebody imagine you opening up
Speaker 1: fucking letter and it's a picture of a cock. That's
Speaker 1: how people used to do it. Man, That's how people
Speaker 1: used to do it.
Speaker 2: Describe it.
Speaker 1: I would. I would appreciate like polaroid nudes like mail
Speaker 1: to me, that's cool. Not from actually got a polaroid
Speaker 1: dude from you actually got one like sent to you?
Speaker 1: Well no, like uh, somebody I was dating at the time. Oh,
Speaker 1: like so it was one of those like they can
Speaker 1: print it out like real quick or yeah.
Speaker 2: Like just like any person, any person that wants that
Speaker 2: has a Polaroid for me, I shouldn't be around that
Speaker 2: shouldn't be fucking any girl that has Polaroi.
Speaker 1: I found it like one of my one of the
Speaker 1: one of the records sleeves because I must have like
Speaker 1: just dumped it like thrown. I've got it. Recently in
Speaker 1: the last couple of months, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, did you do you delete your nudes from girls
Speaker 2: after you break up with them?
Speaker 1: You kind of have to, you kind of unfortunately have to.
Speaker 1: I was so mad. My thing is like, honest, I
Speaker 1: don't like I genuinely kind of don't think there's really
Speaker 1: that big of a deal with it, but I think
Speaker 1: but for me, it's just like I don't want this
Speaker 1: to leak out of my phone somehow. And then it's
Speaker 1: like their problem, you know what I mean, There's that,
Speaker 1: there's that, and then Rere's also I gotta say, like
Speaker 1: if I if I send news to somebody and we
Speaker 1: broke up and they kept them, I really would not
Speaker 1: give it, Like it means so little to me, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it is to me. It is one of respect thing.
Speaker 3: So like say, if my significant other didn't give a ship,
Speaker 3: I would just have it, Like let me give you
Speaker 3: an example, like I I think I delete everything because
Speaker 3: I'm just like, out of respect, whatever, it's over fine.
Speaker 3: Me and uh, my wife were going through some of
Speaker 3: my old pictures on my hard drive because I was
Speaker 3: showing you a look at all this old ship from
Speaker 3: me when I was like two thousand and six, and
Speaker 3: then there was just one and it was one from
Speaker 3: this girl I dated.
Speaker 1: There was this uh I think I've mentioned her before.
Speaker 3: She was this Nigerian Indian girl that had parents that
Speaker 3: hated me because I was yeah, yeah, so so it
Speaker 3: was a picture for tits, no nice tits.
Speaker 2: You know those conversations. I was like, you have these.
Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know I had this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally it was so because to me, like
Speaker 1: it was so we were so casually just browsing this shit.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like I don't look through it, because then
Speaker 3: that's the thing where it's like you're hiding something. Literally,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I had no idea that was on there.
Speaker 3: And then it was like, you know, I'm like, it
Speaker 3: shouldn't be a big deal because clearly I was fucking eight.
Speaker 3: It was two thousand and six, it was eighteen. Clearly
Speaker 3: I forgot that that was there because it's I can't
Speaker 3: believe this hard drive still works.
Speaker 1: Man, I got in O four. I have a hard
Speaker 1: drive hard drive. I really want to get the cables
Speaker 1: for it. But it's it's FireWire. Oh. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: showing it's like two dollars and ammon. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: can't justify because I know it's I know that's the
Speaker 1: only way I'm gonna use it, the only thing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use it for. Yeah, So like it bothers me
Speaker 1: the idea I'm gonna I'm gonna buy like at least
Speaker 1: when I buy cables like htmis and was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's multiple use. I can if one breaks, I can
Speaker 1: use it for this, I can use it for monitors, TV,
Speaker 1: game SYSMS, all that stuff. USBC is mega appliable, right,
Speaker 1: FireWire is just as completely dead. It's just and if
Speaker 1: that's dead, then it's a waste. So I guess here's
Speaker 1: so what.
Speaker 2: You should buy.
Speaker 1: What's on there? What's on there by a hub that
Speaker 1: has a multiple.
Speaker 3: Things that'scho see that would that my curiosity would I
Speaker 3: would have bought it a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I keep losing.
Speaker 3: So the one that I have it shares the it's
Speaker 3: like the printer ones. I don't know what those are,
Speaker 3: called the USB ones. They would have these, They're this
Speaker 3: size that nobody uses anymore. I somehow keep losing them,
Speaker 3: even though I'm like, okay, I bought one specifically for it.
Speaker 1: It should stay in it.
Speaker 3: And then I looked at it again and it's just gone,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, y where go It's just gone? What
Speaker 3: like I have to I'm like, dude, I'm not buying
Speaker 3: this again. But at some point I know down the
Speaker 3: road I want to look at I'm gonna forget what's
Speaker 3: on here.
Speaker 2: I hate it, dude, all the nudes I ever had
Speaker 2: every time I broke up with a girl, and it
Speaker 2: makes me I like, I would I I do a
Speaker 2: lot of respect, but I'm like, I'm into with some
Speaker 2: good pictures of this.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I am, dude, I out of respect.
Speaker 1: You do it. It's out of respect, but I'm it's
Speaker 1: not because it's not devious.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's not like you want to keep them for like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go goon to these things. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like a it is like a momento.
Speaker 1: It is just like a little oh this that's cool.
Speaker 3: It's in the same vein as like, look at this
Speaker 3: may be I don't think this is controversial for me
Speaker 3: to still have, but it could bother some people. Like, uh,
Speaker 3: one of my exes when I hit one hundred thousand subscribers,
Speaker 3: there was a champagne bottle that she got the the
Speaker 3: thing that not the cork itself, but the thing that
Speaker 3: was covering the cork.
Speaker 1: She made a little thing out of it and then.
Speaker 3: It says like a hundred thousand on it, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's fucking cool, Like it reminds me of hitting one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand subs. It doesn't remind me of like, ah man,
Speaker 3: this fucking not long for this bit. You know, it's
Speaker 3: not about it but the idea.
Speaker 1: But I understand how.
Speaker 2: The sexualition of the body, So it's like it's it's.
Speaker 3: Let me be clear, that is a horrible example of
Speaker 3: we're talking about naked chick versus the thing. I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to say one to one. I'm not trying to do.
Speaker 1: Also, I cannot I can't even imagine dealing with that conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of that could rock well that that's that's
Speaker 1: the thing to me where it's like if you start
Speaker 1: dating somebody else, then they have to go. That is
Speaker 1: that is the nuclear kind of point where it's just
Speaker 1: like I don't know. Yeah, I can't pretend like I
Speaker 1: haven't like kept things for longer than I probably should have.
Speaker 1: But every time if something starts again, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a clean slight. That's good.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad at them, like you get one last
Speaker 2: good look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's like a Viking funeral kind of
Speaker 1: like yeah.
Speaker 13: Exactly like that, but I genuine what a flaming But
Speaker 13: also for me, like what do I keep doing this?
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely I don't care, like if I have,
Speaker 1: if I if I ever sent so many nudes and
Speaker 1: they and they still have, like I really don't care
Speaker 1: if they're gooning to it furiously, it doesn't affect me
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, even if it got leaked.
Speaker 3: The pictures that I send are at my Sunday best,
Speaker 3: if exactly exact.
Speaker 1: Always make sure they're good. I'm a full mask that
Speaker 1: so by all means take it too hard and it's
Speaker 1: actually kind of hurting, Like I take the picture and.
Speaker 3: Afterwards, Yeah, how would you feel though, I will say this,
Speaker 3: How would you feel though if your significant other, dick
Speaker 3: sutter fucking phone or hard drive from other people.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't care that. I really wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It's like, I really, I don't think I would carry
Speaker 1: if you're still getting them, that's one thing, yeah, but
Speaker 1: like if they're just I don't know, I really, I
Speaker 1: really just think it at a certain point, I just
Speaker 1: think it becomes porn, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I look at I actually agree, I really try so
Speaker 2: don't care, I truly, and I want I know.
Speaker 3: Maybe people wouldn't believe us saying this, like you wouldn't
Speaker 3: know how you don't know until the situation happens. I'm
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I couldn't care less, Like like, girlfriend,
Speaker 3: you are with me now, and I should trust you,
Speaker 3: and if I don't trust you, I shouldn't be with you.
Speaker 2: Exactly. I like guys try, don't try to do like
Speaker 2: all those guys try. I'm like, yeah, yes, I'm not
Speaker 2: bothered whatever, Like that's weird to be not bothered by it.
Speaker 2: I understand the idea of the conversation about porn being
Speaker 2: like guys watching porn when they're dating someone else. I
Speaker 2: can understand why that argument could exist, But at the
Speaker 2: end of the day. I'm not so much masturbating to
Speaker 2: the person. I'm masturbating to the act that people having.
Speaker 2: It's a tool, it's the same way, not like it's
Speaker 2: it's a conscious that should be that people should have.
Speaker 2: And like understand you guys want to be on the
Speaker 2: same page, you would hope.
Speaker 3: So I just think it's like a tool in the
Speaker 3: same way as like say a vibrator something else that
Speaker 3: could be like this helps.
Speaker 1: Me get expedite, thes feeds it up so I can
Speaker 1: get back to doing what I care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like, yeah, that's why I say I don't
Speaker 3: see it unless you're somebody who fucking watches.
Speaker 2: It for like, you know, hours a day, or if
Speaker 2: you're like doing it for like particular stars or like
Speaker 2: people you like, say, if.
Speaker 3: You're subscribed on OnlyFans, might be a little bit that's
Speaker 3: a little previous. It might be a little more because
Speaker 3: you specifically like this person. That might be a little
Speaker 3: more of a problem for Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's more. It's more contentious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more dubious for sure. It could be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm a what was that that Riley read? She was
Speaker 3: kind of in like the space. So if you're kind
Speaker 3: of like subscribed to her. For example, someone might be like,
Speaker 3: you seem like you're kind of like this person.
Speaker 2: Also the moment you know them that you.
Speaker 1: Might you might have even well, see, here's the thing
Speaker 1: when I.
Speaker 2: Think, I think it's a line when I know someone,
Speaker 2: when you're when you're in a when you're in a relationship.
Speaker 3: Sorry, and if you're subscribed, yes, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 3: It's just more of like, oh, I just want to know.
Speaker 3: And then it's not about I don't want to subscribe.
Speaker 3: I'm not wasting money on especially fuck that, but I
Speaker 3: do want to be like, oh, one of the one
Speaker 3: of the home girls, one of the home girls is
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 1: Site. Now, I just want to know.
Speaker 2: I want to see. And then and actually my.
Speaker 3: H's curiosity literally that me and Jojo actually are kind
Speaker 3: of like, oh, so and so is doing this.
Speaker 1: We want to see, you know. And then it's that
Speaker 1: like we're not fucking too.
Speaker 3: I can imagine seeing like someone of your homegirls and
Speaker 3: you're like, you guys getting off it together.
Speaker 2: Independently together.
Speaker 1: I think I'm genuinely just so desensitized to the idea
Speaker 1: of like nudity in general, not because I've seen so
Speaker 1: much of it, but just because I just like philosophically,
Speaker 1: I just don't care that much about it.
Speaker 2: It's despase, you know, like whatever it's getting, it's it's
Speaker 2: become less of a problem. That's why I seeing piences
Speaker 2: don't bother me too much, as I've seen penis is
Speaker 2: for so much of my life because I played sports.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing too is like that's.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it doesn't bother me that much. Well, don't
Speaker 2: walk towards me. I'm like, don't, I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: But well the thing for me, well, the thing for
Speaker 1: me too is just like it's I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just a human body, yes, And I guess for me,
Speaker 1: I have like a very particular because like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I I happen to be good friends with a lot
Speaker 1: of my ex partners and so.
Speaker 2: It really you're your particular case.
Speaker 1: Like it really makes that. I know, it doesn't register
Speaker 1: to me as something to care about that Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen people naked, Like okay, I've been despase naked,
Speaker 1: and like I don't get.
Speaker 3: It that I think that in that context that totally
Speaker 3: makes sense in like in a very normal setting, just
Speaker 3: seeing naked bodies doesn't really do much for me. If
Speaker 3: there is somebody like say, like you know, my wife,
Speaker 3: if she's pointing her desire towards me with nudity, that
Speaker 3: is a very different thing where I'm like, that kind
Speaker 3: of makes my like kind of of course it's a
Speaker 3: very So that's where it's like, nudity in that context
Speaker 3: is very you know, like yes, but then if I
Speaker 3: if I literally because I've seen there's one time a
Speaker 3: girl walking down the street and her top like she
Speaker 3: didn't notice her tits are oute and I'm driving home
Speaker 3: from work and I'm just like nice, and then I
Speaker 3: just go.
Speaker 1: But it's not like something you don't fucking slam on
Speaker 1: the brakes, you know, You're.
Speaker 2: Like, I would have missed your breasts are out. I
Speaker 2: would I would have had this hell because then I'm
Speaker 2: taking away from other people. That's that's evil. No, but
Speaker 2: that she doesn't probably don't want to expose herself like that.
Speaker 1: It's not the first time that's ever happened to her. Clearly, Cyphergrap,
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Speaker 1: fu fucking wait hold on. Post Malone's country music fucking sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of not liking this country Like people are
Speaker 3: doing this country thing right now. I'm not really feeling it.
Speaker 1: Are people doing that? Yeah? Beyonce Posty Beyonce's album is
Speaker 1: actually good, though I don't. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: It's to be fair, I don't like most of our music.
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's just not what I even like, say, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to take Stabs or Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the worst. I'm not trying to like,
Speaker 1: tell you this is sh It's fucking awful.
Speaker 2: Finished speaking, I think it's absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: I read just put it out there, and I'd rather
Speaker 1: be a part of I think I'd rather be Holocaust
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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that group gets a little more
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Speaker 1: But I don't like that. I don't like where you're
Speaker 1: going with this.
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Speaker 2: That's great.
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Speaker 3: It might it might actually work.
Speaker 1: The thing what's crazy about that, it's like it's probably
Speaker 1: a better way to make sure that we end at
Speaker 1: a certain point. But it's a terrible start. To show.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it is so like.
Speaker 1: We're just ruined.
Speaker 2: It's eventually if the names get too long, but its
Speaker 2: not to show them.
Speaker 1: The whole point is that we read it because they do.
Speaker 1: There are some great there are great tangents that come
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we just need a little more discipline.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we used to be a lot better, and
Speaker 3: remotely because I think it was kind of like insufferable
Speaker 3: at moments.
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Speaker 1: British people come then be like what sold is? Then
Speaker 1: the first one did you see that video of the
Speaker 1: guy He's like, uh, it's like British people within Americans
Speaker 1: and it's like the Americans like, wow, so you guys
Speaker 1: call you guys called uh fries chips And it cuts
Speaker 1: to the British guy and it's like this deformed fucking creatures.
Speaker 14: Like where late schools orange shooting galleries, that ship Christ
Speaker 14: that image that they use for British.
Speaker 2: People is is that like that blood creature blood born?
Speaker 1: I think it a sort down wold dude. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: He's got us there, he's got us still a little
Speaker 2: bit of truth there, but also shut the fun up
Speaker 2: your British comedian.
Speaker 1: I saw a comedian put up a make a pretty
Speaker 1: good point where it's like British people will like have
Speaker 1: like did you hear what happened with the queens? It's
Speaker 1: like I said, these ancient problems. It's like, yeah, America
Speaker 1: has a gun problem, but it's like a modern problem.
Speaker 1: It's not like the queen is sick. I means you
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Speaker 9: let me up.
Speaker 2: Can you please send me that video.
Speaker 1: It's one of those recent retreats. But dude, like, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what this image is from. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. So I think that's the fucking orphan.
Speaker 1: That's the fucking little elder god orphan. What is that
Speaker 1: from blood borne or something? Blood born?
Speaker 2: I think it is from blood Born.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're probably right, but blood born just like crazy,
Speaker 1: there's so fun. I'm like, it is perfect.
Speaker 2: That is a perfect British depiction.
Speaker 1: That is like, that is fantastic. That is that is
Speaker 1: what I see when a British person start speaking.
Speaker 2: Well, I love it all right.
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Speaker 2: Is that do you think that's what he actually said? No,
Speaker 2: I'm confused. I'm trying no getting a joke. What's sorry?
Speaker 2: What's going on? A too brutus? I'm not getting it.
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Speaker 3: then he says.
Speaker 1: You too brutus, you two niggah the final and then
Speaker 1: he fucking does a.
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Speaker 1: swallow your flow, let me lick your balls in your hole.
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Speaker 2: The Stone Age? Right?
Speaker 1: What song is that you're trying to do, go with
Speaker 1: the flow, with the flow. But I just don't know
Speaker 1: a part of that song that is, I'll swallow, I'll
Speaker 1: swallow your flow, let me lick your balls, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: I don't know much of the stone Age. But I'm
Speaker 2: also saying that right now that I hear that.
Speaker 1: Song, you know that, you know I actually found Queens
Speaker 1: Snage kind of like in the last like five years.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I've heard their music before.
Speaker 3: This Swallow.
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Speaker 1: It's so yeah, they're really good. Actually, stupid fucking.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: Dave Grohl is talented, pussy, He's so talented. He's just
Speaker 3: killing on the drums. He's killing it on the drums.
Speaker 1: In that song. Absolutely watch a video. What the.
Speaker 2: When you hear that?
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Speaker 3: he just need just those roles those films. Why can
Speaker 3: why can he play every Why can he do it
Speaker 3: when when people are so talented it pisses me off.
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, he's good at everything, Like he.
Speaker 1: Just like all of his specter and music.
Speaker 2: He's can sing, he can play guitar, he can play bassa.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people that can play everything
Speaker 3: extremely well. But he also writes extremely well.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. Usually it's like either or right.
Speaker 3: You you're you're You're fucking not great at putting songs together,
Speaker 3: but you can fucking read music and play anything flawlessly.
Speaker 1: And then there's this guy can do it all.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm a great musician and I can write
Speaker 3: some of the best songs fucking ever in rock music.
Speaker 2: Like, fuck you, man, he's really talented.
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Speaker 2: I really liked but I only played the new version
Speaker 2: of it. But I really like mass Effect one.
Speaker 1: One's I mean when I'm playing one now, it's a
Speaker 1: lot better. It's way better than it used to it.
Speaker 1: It was rough on the three sixty.
Speaker 2: Man, I remember hearing of the fucking dune buggy shit
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Speaker 1: at that time, or like video games are really at all.
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Speaker 1: and he just had a new machine. I was like,
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Speaker 1: my mind. He turned it on from across the room.
Speaker 1: It was like wireless, and I was like, I remember
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Speaker 1: don't even mean I just mean like from one machine
Speaker 1: to the next, like it will never be that big
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Speaker 1: time in like when I was like eighteen, So I
Speaker 1: went a long time.
Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't like the mosts for some reason. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't like these, and the like finding out,
Speaker 2: like why did I hate these? I was why did
Speaker 2: I try?
Speaker 1: I was like, these are fine and fluffy. I love them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the texture of them a lot. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just don't. I mean, I just don't eat candy that much.
Speaker 2: I know, I go on candy binges when I can't.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I don't have candy for a long time.
Speaker 1: I have candy like bad reflux, So I just can't.
Speaker 1: That's kind I just deal with it. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like how I used to. It's like every now and
Speaker 1: like it's rare, but like sometimes I think, like maybe
Speaker 1: like a not a couple times I'm on or anything,
Speaker 1: but like every couple of months, I'll be like I
Speaker 1: want sour candy and I'll hurt myself. I'll get like
Speaker 1: a sour gummy worm thing.
Speaker 3: Dude, there's these fucking sour gummy worms that I've only
Speaker 3: seen them exclusively in Ross.
Speaker 2: They come and with the exactly.
Speaker 3: So if you go to Ross, if you're checking out,
Speaker 3: so even in the Ross by Us, you go and
Speaker 3: in the checkout line, they have all these candy assortments.
Speaker 1: Right, they have this plastic tube full.
Speaker 3: Of like they'll be rings. Sometimes they're gummy worms. They're
Speaker 3: the softest, juiciest ones I've ever had. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? Why are they only in Ross?
Speaker 1: They're the best ones. That's crazy. Oh God, I loved
Speaker 1: so when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: I'm slivating thinking about them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like those. Uh, there's these airheads. There's these
Speaker 1: things called like airheads extreme bites like sour and there's
Speaker 1: like a specific flavor of them that are really good
Speaker 1: that I like. And those are the ones that like,
Speaker 1: when I'm like, it's been a long time, I can
Speaker 1: I can justify doing this damage to myself, I'll just
Speaker 1: inhale those I love. Sour gushers are pretty sweets, like
Speaker 1: pretty crazy shove a bunch of frozen gushes and a
Speaker 1: blunderbuss have a delicious death yeah face. Their head turns
Speaker 1: into a raspberry as they crumble. Those commercials are fucking scary.
Speaker 1: Man and rot they were just they were like a
Speaker 1: gusher and then their heads would turn into like a fruit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That she was terrifying. It was like fucking like like
Speaker 1: Red and Evil ship with fucking gushers. It was a
Speaker 1: racist version of that commercial where I saw like it
Speaker 1: was like Chinese gushers and their head turns into cats
Speaker 1: and dogs. I'm not this is real.
Speaker 2: I saw that they hole cats and dogs.
Speaker 1: It was crudely animated. It wasn't like, yeah I think
Speaker 1: it was, they're just popped. It was there was no
Speaker 1: cleverness to it. Yeah, this is racism. Sour Skittles had
Speaker 1: dope commercials if you remember those, that's true. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: had Jared Fogel.
Speaker 2: I'm like petting something.
Speaker 1: He was on the Sower Patch Kids the first time.
Speaker 1: At first time a pedophile, then I'm a spokesperson. The
Speaker 1: sounds the pedophile fire. There was like a kung fu
Speaker 1: Asian guy in one of those commercials. It was sour
Speaker 1: mand funny. Oh my god, he's just doing Do you
Speaker 1: remember long Man?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 11: No, no.
Speaker 1: The gum commerce the Japanese, like I think there were
Speaker 1: gum or candy commercials were.
Speaker 2: Like long Man, you don't remember those?
Speaker 1: I told dude, they were fucking crazy. They had like
Speaker 1: a whole story where like this candy man stole this
Speaker 1: guy's wife. It was like a narrative that was built
Speaker 1: over like many many fucking commercials.
Speaker 2: What the.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't I don't know if it was it
Speaker 1: was something the British British Man long Man commercial. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: these what it was like a gum commercial, the Google
Speaker 1: Long long Man. You'll see it, soul they're so speaking,
Speaker 1: what what the is this? It's it's just it's just
Speaker 1: a long candy that's just fucking careless Whisper rip off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, right, it's time. It's time to bring in
Speaker 1: the careless Whisper royalty free. But yeah, I know that's
Speaker 1: there was like there were like eighteen of those commercials,
Speaker 1: and it was like the whole story was like over
Speaker 1: the course, like it was a narrative and like eventually
Speaker 1: like she stealed, like there's like a relationship or something.
Speaker 1: It's cool. It was like I remember that was a
Speaker 1: meme for a while, the long Man. I missed that
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