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Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the

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Epstein Chronicles. Folks, we have now reached the sex drugs

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in Sandringham chapter of the Andrew Chronicles, because of course

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we have. Of all the places in the world where

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one might expect to stumble upon people doing poppers, the

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Queen's countryside retreat was not high on my list. Yet

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here we are one royal mansion, one disgraced prince, one

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convicted trafficker, and a party scene that sounds like the

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result of a bad vice article headline generator. Nothing says

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royal dignity quite like the chemical la soiree hosted for

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Glen Maxwell by the Duke of Denial himself. I mean

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poppers at Sandringham. We're talking about historical vandalism. Here you

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have expect to see the ghost of Edward the Seventh

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and Victoria pacing the corridor as muttering we ruled an

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empire for this And look, I couldn't help but think

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of the Sopranos episode where Aj goes to the concert

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in Manhattan and at the after party and gets his

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eyebrows shaved off. Same energy, except this time instead of

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Tony Sopranos storming into the room yelling, what's this I

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hear about? Weird checktion popush. It's Prince Andrew fumbling with

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a bottle and pretending he has no idea what this

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stuff is. The whole image just writes itself. The windsor

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crest on the wall, a table of empty glasses, a

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few half inflated balloons, and a royal with no shame.

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It's like Downtown Abbey meets train Spotting, only with worse

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dialogue and better wallpaper. And of course, let's not forget.

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Jeffrey Epstein was famously anti drug He didn't use them himself,

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that much is true, but that didn't mean there weren't

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drugs at his gatherings. Epstein was a control freak, a manipulator,

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a man who understood that drugs could make others more malleable.

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He didn't need to take them, he just needed the

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people around him to. Because when someone's days frightened and

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chemically dulled, they don't fight back, they don't remember clearly,

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they don't resist. It was never about pleasure. It was

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always about control. And now to hear that same kind

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of substance might have been floating around the Royal residence.

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I mean, it's not shocking in the Epstein world sense.

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It's shocking in the Sandringham sense, because we're not talking

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about some tacky Miami condo. This is where the Royal

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family spends Christmas. It's where the Queen gave her televised addresses.

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It's where the British Empire's ghosts are supposed to sleep,

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not where Glene Maxwell hosts her little chemical circus. And

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picture it the Royal dining Hall with its oak panels

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and oil portraits, filled with the sweet chemical sting of paupers,

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while Andrew tries to act like it's just another Saturday night.

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I mean, you can almost see the Queen's ghost standing

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in the doorway, clutching her pearls or maybe her corky,

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wondering how in the hell her house turned into a

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low re n disco for degenerates. And look, the sheer

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absurdity of it would be hilarious if it weren't so revolting.

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This is the same family that lectures the world about

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service and duty, Yet here we have the Duke of

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York apparently serving of cocktails, complicity and a side of

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sex drugs. It's beyond parody. You could put this scene

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in a satire and people would call it unrealistic. A

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party for an accused sex trafficker at a royal estate

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with drugs. Nah, that's too much, But this is real

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life or whatever twisted fasimile of it Prince Andrew's been

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living in. This man has the self awareness of a

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traffic cone. At this point, you have to wonder if

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Andrew is secretly competing with himself to see how far

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he can fall. Every time you think this man is

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at bottom, he starts digging from the id on sweat

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defense to this latest bombshell. He's turned his own disgrace

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into a performance art. And somewhere out there, Tony soprano

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shaking his head, cigar in hand, saying, at least my

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kid just got his eyebrows shaved off. This guy's out

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here disgracing an entire monarchy, and honestly, he's right. Tony

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might have been a mob boss, but at least he

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knew how to run a family, because at least when

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Aj got caught up in weird schechtionm popash Tony yelled

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at him, he cared enough to throw a fit. Prince Andrew,

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he's the guy that threw the party, and that's the

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difference between fiction and whatever this farce has become. The

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mob had more class than the monarchy. Today's article is

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from the Deli mel and the headline sex drugs found

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that party Disgraced Andrew hosted for Jeffrey Epstein and Glenn

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Maxwell in Sandringham. New royal book claims this article was

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authored by Mark Nicol. Drugs to enhance sexual experiences were

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found at Sandringham after Andrew hosted a party for pedophile

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Jeffrey Epstein and Glenn Maxwell. According to a new book,

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bathrooms at the royal property were littered with condoms, hooper

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kints and drugs call poppers after the event, which Andrew

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later dismissed as a straightforward shooting weekend, sounds like a

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diddy party to me. And for those of you who

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aren't familiar with poppers, well, it's a drug that gets

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you a little bit more in the mood, if you will,

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and a lot of people that are into the party

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use paupers to get the mood right. The party throne

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the mark Glenn Maxwell's thirty ninth birthday in two thousand

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featured Disgraced Andrew's twenty nineteen Newsnight interview with Emily Maitliss.

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I mean, this guy has been lying from the very beginning,

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and at this point it feels like just beating a

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dead horse. But the facts are the facts. And this

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guy was running around Buckingham Palace, around the monarchy like

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he could do whatever he wanted. Even did he got

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a hotel room? I mean, did he knew that the

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baby oil party was coming? Bro got himself a hotel room?

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But no, here you have your people, the maids, the servants,

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the rest of the people that are supposed to take

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care of the property come in and clean up condoms

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and the remnants of whatever drugs were being used. That

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sounds to me like somebody who's not scared of consequences,

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because most people aren't gonna do something like this in

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the royal residence. And what it also shows you, and

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it's pretty terrifying, is how they had an iron fist

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wrapped around information for a very very long time in

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the royal family. This has scandal written all over it,

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but instead of anybody talking about it, well, it got

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swept under the rug because God forbid, Prince Andrew is

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ever held accountable. And can you imagine the pain and

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suffering the Royal family would have saved themselves if they

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would have just dealt with this right away and head

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on instead of waiting all these years. All of this

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could have been dealt with years ago, but the Queen,

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I hate to say it was complicit. Andrew's been tipped

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to move into Sandringham, where he is turfed out of

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luxurious royal lodge and windsor. The discovery of sex drugs

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there is included in a new book by author Robert Jobson,

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serialized by The Daily Mail. The Winsor Legacy claims these

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substances were found by royal staff who were accustomed to

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cleaning up after Andrew. Well, look, if you have that

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kind of sexual desire, you're gonna need some help along

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the way sometimes. So I'm not shocked to hear that

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there were these enhancing kind of drugs. Was Prince Andrew

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on them? I don't know. I have no idea who

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was using them, but I have no doubt they were there.

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I'm sure that there was ecstasy there as well. Glenn

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Maxwell sixty three, the daughter of late newspaper proprietor Robert Maxwell,

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is serving a twenty year prison sentence in the US

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for sex trafficking. Glenn and Epstein, who died at age

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sixty six, were regular guests that Royal Residences in the

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late nineties and early two thousands. Well, that shouldn't shock anybody.

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He was also a regular guest at Bill Clinton's White House,

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so why should it shock anybody that he had access

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here too? And speaking of that, does this sound like

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a lone wolf to you? A guy that has no

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contacts in the government, a guy that's not being protected,

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show up at the White House seventeen times, show up

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at the Royal Families residences whenever he wanted. Basically had

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the Prince of England throwing parties for you. Yeah, just

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a lone wolf. Nothing to see here, Time to move on, everybody.

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Andrew thought nothing of inviting the pair to private residences.

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In the car Crash BBC interview, the former Prince scopped

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at any suggestion that this was significant. He arrogantly corrected

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Nitelist when she asked whether he had invited Epstein and

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Maxwell to a party at Sandringham, saying it was a

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shooting weekend, A straightforward shooting weekend. What does that even mean? So,

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because you guys went out and shot a couple of animals.

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There was no fuckery going on. There was no scumbaggery

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going on. Obviously that's a lie too. Everything this man

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says is a lie. So for the people out there

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that try and bring up Virginia's credibility when we're talking

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about Prince Andrew, please take all the seats in the

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back row, because that's a debate you're not gonna win

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because the facts are the facts, and there's nobody out

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here lying more than Prince Andrew's bitch ass. Apparently, a

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shooting weekend was not the same as a party, though

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the distinction was lost on the interviewer and in the audience.

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As Jobson writes, Andrew's socializing with Epstein and Maxwell did

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nothing to dim her majesty the Queen's view of her

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second son. And this is the big problem. The Queen

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was backing them up for all these years. There was

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no way that Andrew has taken a fall. The Queen

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would have never allowed it. She remained fiercely loyal to

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Andrew as the Epstein sawg unfolded and shielded him as

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Pallace insiders continued to push for his total exile. Once again,

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this could have all been avoided. But the Queen wanted

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to protect Prince Andrew, wanted to protect Jeffrey Epstein by proxy,

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wanted to protect Elaane Maxwell, and basically told all of

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Epstein's survivors that she didn't care about them. I mean

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not in so many words. But if you read between

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the lines, and I've said it once and I'll say

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it again. If I was accused of this shit and

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I went and tried to hide at my mom's house,

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fucking forget it. If I got there at eight by nine,

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she'd be dragging me down the street by my ear

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to the police. But the Queen she had other plans. Instead,

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she made everything go away, and she let Andrew continue

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on his destructive path, never stepping in, never stopping him,

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never scolding them, never having any real ramifications. The book

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reveals she confided her support to a trusted confidant, saying,

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you have to remember he is my son. Yeah. The

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people he wronged, they were people's daughters. No empathy for them, though, huh.

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Several elegant nineteenth century properties on Sandringham Estate are being

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considered for Andrew. These include a former hunting lodge and

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the home of the estate's gardener. Yo, that's fucking funny.

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You're gonna move him into the gardener's house. They should

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move the gardener into the big house and Andrew into

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the small one. Make Andrew be the servant for the gardener. Now,

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that's a good idea. Imagine the gardener ringing his little

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bill and Prince Andrew comes prancing over in one of

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those goofy ass tuxedos he likes with that top hat.

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That's what the king should do. Make Andrew servant to

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the other people who used to serve him. What better

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way to teach somebody some humility? Right. Though attractive and

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possessing original Edwardian features, these houses represent a come down

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after the spacious luxury of thirty three room Royal Lodge

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and windsor well, guess what. That's what happens when you

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screw up, you get punished. I know it's a new

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situation for Andrew to deal with actually having some ramifications,

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But here we are. The time has come. And I

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told you folks what six years ago, that the Karma

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train was on the tracks, and eventually it was going

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to find its way to Prince Andrew's station. And here

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the fuck we are. With the Queen's death, Andrew lost

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his strongest ally. When the news broke of Virginia's lawsuit

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against Andrew in twenty twenty one. She wanted to meet

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him face to face to soften the blow. Her majesty

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wish was granted, but a pair of senior cordiers, Sir

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Edward Young, her private secretary, and Sir Michael Stevens, keeper

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of the Privy Purse, also attended. At the meeting, Andrew

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learned his patronages and military titles, not including being a

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Vice Admiral in the Royal Navy, were being withdrawn. The

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Windsor legacy also repeats the claim King Charles clamped down

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on his brother's extravagant expenditures, including tens of thousands of

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pounds on Indian health gurus. Tens of thousands of pounds

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on Indian health gurus. Huh, sounds like money well spent.

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Might as well just go out here, put that money

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into a bong and light it up and smoke it,

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you fuck an idiot. Her Majesty waved through huge bills

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for spiritual advisors who encouraged Andrew to chant Indian mantras, Yo,

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can you imagine that one. Imagine being the poor person

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that has to come into the room to help Andrew

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out with whatever he needs. I don't know his teddy

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bear is reor adjusted or whatever, and you'll find him

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in there doing one of these Indian chants, dressed like

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the dude from Indiana Jones. I'd be noping out all

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the way back home to my flat in London. I mean,

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you know the song by Kendrick Lamar. Not like us, Well,

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they are not like us, folks. Within weeks of ascending

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to the throne, King Charles was shocked to receive a

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thirty two thousand pounds bill for Andrew's living yoga instructor.

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His younger brother expected the Privy Purse to pick up

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the tab, but King Charles intervened. The new monarch wanted

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to rein in royal expenditure. Well that's a good idea,

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thirty two thousand pounds for a living yoga instructor. There's

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people living on the streets over in the UK can't

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feed themselves, but Prince Andrew is spending thirty two thousand

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dollars thirty two thousand pounds on a living yoga instructor. Like,

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what does that even mean somebody who grew up poor.

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I have no idea what that even means a living

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yoga instructor. Where I'm from, we had live ins, living

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crack dealers, living drug dealers, living gangsters. No living yoga instructors, though,

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and certainly not for a thirty two thousand dollars bill.

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And what it really shows you and tells you is

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how absurd the whole entire thing is. I mean, it's

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absurd how they waste their money on dumb shit. There

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are so many people that are out there that are suffering,

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and you have people like Prince Andrew using public dollars

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on shit like this. If that doesn't get you fired up,

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I don't know what will. And really, I think that's

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the tragic punchline for most people, isn't it. I mean,

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you expect this kind of circus from washed up rockstars,

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hedge fund creeps, or aging bless lebs with too much

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money and too little shame, but not from a guy

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who used to stroll behind the queen at state funerals.

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Yet here we are staring down the wreckage of what

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used to be Royalty, and all that's left is a

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man who turned a royal estate into a frat house

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with tiaras. Sandringham used to symbolize the quiet, untouchable grandeur

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of the crown. Now it's got the lingering stench of

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scandal and the faint whiff of poppers in the drapes.

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And maybe that's the uldimate metaphor for the whole Andrew saga.

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A man born into the illusion of divine right who

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ended up the poster boy for divine retribution. Every time

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he tries to crawl his way back to respectability, another

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story like this bubbles up to remind us that the

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rot wasn't just in Epstein's circle. It seeped into the

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royal walls themselves. And if there's one thing we've learned

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about Prince Andrew by now, it's that he's not just

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capable of embarrassing the monarchy, he's made it an art form.

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So here's to the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family,

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the man who brought paupers to Sandringham and managed to

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turn a royal legacy into an episode of the Sopranos.

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Only this time there's no Tony to yell at him. Instead,

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what he gets is the sound of history. Laughing. All

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of the information that goes with this episode can be

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found in the description box

