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Speaker 1: So continuing the arc of evolution. The arc of evolution
Speaker 1: is where we go back to twenty nineteen before the
Speaker 1: onset of the Fiendish Universe is beyond and check out
Speaker 1: the top ten commanders in each color combination from then
Speaker 1: then compare it to not like this beer. It is
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Speaker 2: But whatever the point is, it's like us. Yeah, it's strangeness.
Speaker 2: Beer's who I'm not gonna say. Yes, universes beyond universes.
Speaker 2: I have an official prediction for the three color combos.
Speaker 2: Tell me we are going to see a massive increase
Speaker 2: in universes beyond in the top ten commanders on dh
Speaker 2: wreck of now, we are going to see a ton
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: I agree. Okay, over under now do I pick right
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Speaker 2: It's better than more than five, you're saying today, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: more than five?
Speaker 1: More than five in bant Bant is blue, white green.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, this better work, Gary, It's gonna work.
Speaker 1: Then I recycled some of my graphics because I was
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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go the number ten of then I
Speaker 2: get to continue to say that, yes, I do like that.
Speaker 2: Cassias Kestia the Cultivator. This was a Commander pre con
Speaker 2: an enchantress Nimphy legendary enchantress Lady Arrows. This is from
Speaker 2: Commander twenty nineteen. Hmm, yep, so right on the cusp. Sure,
Speaker 2: taken me to the cusp. She's a four to four
Speaker 2: for banton one. She got bestow bant three, so you
Speaker 2: could cast her like as an enchantment, right, and then
Speaker 2: when she unenchants something like when the thing that is
Speaker 2: enchanting gets killed, she comes back as a creature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why it costs more to bestow her
Speaker 1: than like aura.
Speaker 2: Enchant creature becomes a creature again if it's not attached
Speaker 2: to a creature. Yes, so if the creature dies. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so enchanted creature gets plus four plus four. Whenever an
Speaker 2: enchanted creature or enchant mint creature you control attacks draw card. Huh.
Speaker 1: Enchantress enchantress with attacky attack stuff thrown in.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's a four to four. It gives plus four.
Speaker 2: So it's like, sure, you do the one with Constellation
Speaker 2: double its power and you play this out of the
Speaker 2: command zone with it, and now it's like a twelve
Speaker 2: twelve or eighteen eighteen whatever the math is that kind
Speaker 2: of thing. Yeah, I think we're also going to see
Speaker 2: some ban chantress, what do you think. Absolutely, we're gonna
Speaker 2: see We're gonna see Estra the Bald guarantee, We're gonna
Speaker 2: see that three drop one that is Enchantress in the
Speaker 2: command zone.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and we're gonna see Rafiki of the lots. It's
Speaker 1: almost like we already know what this is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna do I suppose, And that's why
Speaker 2: we're gonna see again. The prediction is a massive increase
Speaker 2: in universes beyond in the now because back then there
Speaker 2: wasn't that many. Yeah, I suppose, Yeah, there wasn't that many.
Speaker 2: And even more so when if and when we get
Speaker 2: to the wedge pairings, because these are the shards were
Speaker 2: three colors on the back of the magic card, all
Speaker 2: touch tips. Yeah, the shards, I guess two touch tips
Speaker 2: and one touches buttle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then people at home got it. Number nine is
Speaker 2: genera Azura of war man. None of those sound like words.
Speaker 2: This is absolutely a voltron commander. Then a three to
Speaker 2: three for straight up and flying white one put a
Speaker 2: plus one counter on her, and she's an angel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so just make enough manna and attack with her
Speaker 1: and kill somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember if I've ever played against this.
Speaker 1: I have played against the card, but not the deck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's wild that this is a commander
Speaker 2: from twenty nineteen. Like, this feels like a frickin' card.
Speaker 2: I'd put my vehicle deck now because it's a vehicle, right.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, but how quickly could you make her
Speaker 1: enough to kill somebody? She comes out on turn three? Yes,
Speaker 1: let's say, did you have yes amount of manna on
Speaker 1: turn four in green blue white? You probably could.
Speaker 2: Bro You ever heard of like isochron sceptor, Yeah, there
Speaker 2: you go, isoicron sceptor and dramatic reversal. Yeah yeah, dramatic
Speaker 2: sceptor on turn like one or two with like you
Speaker 2: do a man of rock on turn one, dramatic sceptor
Speaker 2: combo on turn two, this on turn three, infinite man
Speaker 2: of Turn four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, fricking cool man, and somebody kills
Speaker 1: your sceptor and somebody's sitting out of the game for
Speaker 1: two hours while you deal with the Gennara player.
Speaker 2: Also yes, yeah, yeah, the downfall of playing a combo
Speaker 2: VOLTRONI type thing. Yeah, or somebody when you're tapped out
Speaker 2: like gangs you and you've blew your load, or you
Speaker 2: can't cast your commander again, or you're just dead and
Speaker 2: now you're the one sitting out. Yeah, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2: That was a thing with some Vultron commanders back in
Speaker 2: the day, like you're all the Misstalker, Omnath one point zero,
Speaker 2: Rafika the many where, Oh is this getting out of control?
Speaker 2: We got to kill it, cast it again. Oh, let's
Speaker 2: kill it again. Let's kill that person now, right, Or
Speaker 2: we've killed Raffik four times and f U Smitty can't
Speaker 2: cast it for twelve Yeah, like that kind of thing, right,
Speaker 2: that's probably why Vultron a little bit has fallen out
Speaker 2: of favor and life gain has fallen into favor. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and synergy yeah yeah, no Vultrons.
Speaker 1: To keep life again in check. Like the other day,
Speaker 1: we had somebody get up to ten thousand life and
Speaker 1: it's like, well, we can't win.
Speaker 2: Well, but neither could he exactly. So the plan was
Speaker 2: when we were playing this is a five color mono
Speaker 2: white Angel Air, and the plan was, Okay, let's just
Speaker 2: let's just kind of like prop somebody up on a
Speaker 2: pedestal to try and kill him. And I had already
Speaker 2: done four damage with him with Brea, just coincidentally, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, guys, let's just keep me alive for
Speaker 2: six turns while I try.
Speaker 1: And get them right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It didn't work anyways. Yeah, he won genera.
Speaker 2: Let's get out, get out of it, Let's get out
Speaker 2: of here. This number eight coming up. Oh oh, this
Speaker 2: is gonna be a partner.
Speaker 1: This is a partner.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be ky Dell, chosen of Crew Fix.
Speaker 2: And yeah, Kite Dell is a two to three taps
Speaker 2: for colorless for each card you've drawn this turn. Okay,
Speaker 2: and she's simmic because well shit, of course partners with Ish.
Speaker 2: I owed you tie Dragon Speaker.
Speaker 1: Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a plus one
Speaker 1: plus one counter on it. It's a one one for
Speaker 1: four with flying.
Speaker 2: I. I yeah, I very much. I'm intimately familiar with
Speaker 2: this card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, it's a bird and a warrior and a monk,
Speaker 2: and yeah it fucking goes in two decks. I play
Speaker 2: I'm a bird deck and a monk deck, and I'm
Speaker 2: a bird monk deck. I should make a third deck,
Speaker 2: a third bird, third bird. Bird's the third word.
Speaker 1: It's too many baby Anyway, this yeah, this makes sense,
Speaker 1: I guess is just a really good way of like
Speaker 1: punishing your opponents for playing the game by killing them. Also, yes,
Speaker 1: and the other one, whatever your name is, strict value
Speaker 1: just does what you want to do. Is there as
Speaker 1: a reward for doing what you're already doing?
Speaker 2: You know what I think is super funny about this
Speaker 2: combination tell me is neither of them have explicitly or
Speaker 2: intrinsically anything to do with each other.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like one cares about how many cards you've
Speaker 2: drawn and gives you manna as a reward. The other ones,
Speaker 2: like your opponents are doing something make this guy big
Speaker 2: yeah plus ones or something, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know whatever we I mean with this color, Like they
Speaker 1: play a thing and then you path it, or they
Speaker 1: play a thing and you counter it. Yeah, they do
Speaker 1: something and right, you still get the counters on your guy.
Speaker 2: I think this is a an instance, and we might
Speaker 2: see this again a couple times of I just play
Speaker 2: for the color pairs and it's just value Ishi or
Speaker 2: value Kadel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be a thing too.
Speaker 2: It's one or the two or the other. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: they're so kind of in opposite directions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's just see the next one.
Speaker 2: That's seven, that's seven, that's eight.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be seven. It's gonna be sweet. Probably.
Speaker 1: There is Raffik of the many three three for banton
Speaker 1: one exalted, which means whenever he attacks by himself or whatever,
Speaker 1: a creature attacks, a loan against plus one plus one.
Speaker 1: Whenever a creature we control the tax a loan against
Speaker 1: double striking tilend of turn. You equip Reffik or make
Speaker 1: him big, and he kills people in one hit. That
Speaker 1: that's the deck.
Speaker 2: And you have to remember people who've never played against exalted.
Speaker 2: If you had like ten cards that all had exulted on,
Speaker 2: they all trigger. So Raffique becomes like a thirteen thirteen
Speaker 2: and has double strike, so you don't even need to
Speaker 2: equip him if you've got like a one to one
Speaker 2: for two that has exalted. Yeah, and then a three
Speaker 2: three for four with exalted, and then the equipment that
Speaker 2: gives things exalted. Yeah, and the angel that says all
Speaker 2: your guys can has exalted.
Speaker 1: The land that has exalted.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forget about that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: Your farms fucking didn't Smitty, we would kill that. This
Speaker 2: might be the commander I've single handedly killed the most
Speaker 2: times out of any commander.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I am yes.
Speaker 2: And and Smitty didn't even play this deck anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's going to take a long time for
Speaker 1: any other commander to catch the funk up. Because Rafit
Speaker 1: died a lot.
Speaker 2: That's goods. That's a good ass time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Not for Smitty, no, no, no, wow. While he
Speaker 1: was having fun until he killed it like the eighth
Speaker 1: time in one game, like oh in for Mada bang
Speaker 1: ah die die infit Mada haha die what the fuck?
Speaker 2: He had a lot of fun until we wised up.
Speaker 2: I think that that's more accurate. Yeah, yeah, that's more
Speaker 2: accurate because it's like, oh, it's probably not going to
Speaker 2: come at me, and then he's like, oh wait a second,
Speaker 2: you're tapped out. Fuck yeah die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2: Good, good memories. You know what, I've appreciated the trip
Speaker 2: down memory lane. I don't think I've said that in
Speaker 2: the last few episodes of the Thens. Uh. This is
Speaker 2: a great one because he had that deck when you
Speaker 2: still lived at like your old old house on Temperance.
Speaker 2: He had this deck. Then. This is from freaking like
Speaker 2: two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: Man, this is like a Laura Blockers.
Speaker 2: No, yes, this is ina Yeah, ship on me. Smitty
Speaker 2: had this deck before his daughter was born. Yes, she
Speaker 2: can drive now she got a T four last year.
Speaker 1: From freaking from face to face.
Speaker 2: Now we're just oh man, sorry, we're freaking laughing and
Speaker 2: crying Mity's daughters and driver's license. We're talking about raffique.
Speaker 2: We got knee pain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got her driver's license, and we got fucking arthritis.
Speaker 2: Arthritis.
Speaker 1: Jesus, this is see the next card.
Speaker 2: Let's go see the next card. What is number six?
Speaker 2: Frick oh Ester the mast also Estra the bald. Okay,
Speaker 2: I play this card. I jammed the shit out of
Speaker 2: this card. This is also from Commander twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Was she in the same deck as the other one,
Speaker 1: Yes she was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Enchanter's deck. This is the same. Your dock side
Speaker 2: came out too in the Savin's Reclamation deck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I played that deck too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. This is a three drop planes walker that
Speaker 2: you can lay your commander and it's banton one plus
Speaker 2: two untapped each enchanted permanent you control.
Speaker 1: It includes lands, so if you put those like overgrowth
Speaker 1: in stuff.
Speaker 2: So if yeah, you go overgrowth or abundance or wild
Speaker 2: growth and I tap my oh, tap my uh Temple
Speaker 2: of the False Goad for three, and I can untap
Speaker 2: it with its plus two and I can tap it
Speaker 2: for three again.
Speaker 1: On like turn five when you have enough land to
Speaker 1: make your Oh no.
Speaker 2: Turn five, fuck this deck place still turn twenty five man.
Speaker 2: That's what this deck does. Oh, it's minus one create
Speaker 2: an aura equipment token called mask, and it gives total armor,
Speaker 2: so if something would die, you remove damage from it
Speaker 2: and it doesn't die.
Speaker 1: To target permanent, so you can put it on a.
Speaker 2: Land on a land. Yeah, like my Sarah Sanctum that
Speaker 2: is also enchanted that I can untap and yeah, make
Speaker 2: twenty five man per tap with Yeah, okay, then minus
Speaker 2: seven is but the top seven cards your library into
Speaker 2: your graveyard and then return all enchantments to play or enchantments, ah,
Speaker 2: Aura enchantments after you don non Aura enchantments and then
Speaker 2: you're Aura enchantments. Yeah. They have to specify that this
Speaker 2: is mill seven then replenish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, frick, this is pretty good that you.
Speaker 2: Ever cast replenish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, have cast replenish.
Speaker 2: Replenished might be a card that when I've cast it,
Speaker 2: I've never lost. Remember we're talking about put that on
Speaker 2: the list of I've never lost when I cast this card.
Speaker 1: Replenish these nuts that that was a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm very proud that is what replenished does. It does
Speaker 2: replenish these nuts with all of my enchantments onto the battlefield. Uh.
Speaker 2: I think that probably.
Speaker 1: She's still around. You think she is? She on the now.
Speaker 1: She's pretty good and fun. She looks cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's on the now. Probably some
Speaker 2: universes beyond come out her from fucking Final Fantasy replaced her.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I've seen a pretty
Speaker 2: big diversity of decks with Estrid. I've played against a
Speaker 2: couple Estrid's over the years in Vegas and five Color
Speaker 2: Model White Angel Aaron had one that had an infinite
Speaker 2: combo in it with just one infinite combo with the
Speaker 2: chain veil in it, because you can reactivate the untapped thing,
Speaker 2: and if the chain veil is enchanted, you can untap
Speaker 2: it keep using it to continuously untap everything forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's pretty sick.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I don't think I play that combo, or if I did,
Speaker 2: I took it out good. Yeah, Yeah, I play mine.
Speaker 2: I just untap all my lands and tap them again,
Speaker 2: and then I play like something that gives me protection
Speaker 2: from green and the hurricane.
Speaker 1: What's everybody's life? Forty?
Speaker 2: Okay, I take two, you guys take forty. Oh that's
Speaker 2: good times, good times.
Speaker 1: That's two enchanted and enchantristeck so far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay from the same pre con Yeah, which I'm
Speaker 2: I'm sure in the thens is again gonna be common. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this was six six six up to five room,
Speaker 2: really hidden room.
Speaker 1: I think who was it that played this Aiden Aiden
Speaker 1: plays Ruin of the Hidden Realm, the four four for
Speaker 1: five vigilance, trampling Rhinos soldier with too tap.
Speaker 2: Blink a thing to tadap. Yeah, vigilance then blink a
Speaker 2: thing at end of turn is fucking really good because
Speaker 2: he could he could attack and block and then still
Speaker 2: blink a thing. Yeah, and he's in all three of
Speaker 2: the blinky colors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Aiden played this.
Speaker 2: I think Rob Gillespie in Australia played this. I think
Speaker 2: I painted a a what's the phone booth from Doctor Who?
Speaker 1: Tartists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I painted that on on this one time in
Speaker 2: the background, like a little tiny.
Speaker 1: One, like instead of the tower back there.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was just like in the hills in
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, your your buddy Josh Lacroix, he played
Speaker 2: this on Commands on lots o good for him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I think that that's why this one is popular.
Speaker 2: But for a while it was the best blank commander.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think it is anymore. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I know it's not anymore. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know who's better than this guy. I don't bet you.
Speaker 1: He's number one of the.
Speaker 2: Vent I just thought of that, number one of the
Speaker 2: then number one of the then okay, well let's get
Speaker 2: there number four because my phone's gonna run out of batteries.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh there's another one to vasa the sunlit.
Speaker 2: This is the same, fucking yes, this is this was
Speaker 2: the main This was the main commander from that deck.
Speaker 2: This was the main one. So this is Murpholk Shaman
Speaker 2: one one for bent straight up. I like lots of
Speaker 2: things that this card says already, yes, a ban Murpholk,
Speaker 2: and that gives us access to all the Murphfolk colors historically.
Speaker 1: Yep, which is cool.
Speaker 2: It's a legendary creature. Or for Chamma one one plus
Speaker 2: one plus one for each enchantment you control, so it
Speaker 2: gets it gets like all that glitters type thing. She's big,
Speaker 2: fucking thick, yeah, stacked. Yeah, she's got the meat. And
Speaker 2: she also says, whenever you cast your first enchantment spell
Speaker 2: each turn, draw card Enchantress.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you have an enchantment with flash, draw again.
Speaker 1: You can play ley Line of Anticipation and then just like.
Speaker 2: Yep, or you can play there's there's some now enchantments
Speaker 2: with Flash that like stun a guy, freezy guy tap
Speaker 2: on me, he doesn't untap that kind of stuff. Those
Speaker 2: with Flash are really good in this deck. I definitely
Speaker 2: play this in my Estra the Bald deck, and I
Speaker 2: think people play Estra the Bald in this.
Speaker 1: Deck, so they probably play that first lady in here too. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they probably don't.
Speaker 2: The boys at d h rec cast call that pre
Speaker 2: con bias, where it's like, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: this should be in here, but people might just enter
Speaker 2: their slightly modified pre con into architect Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: then it's just like still in there because they've only
Speaker 2: modified like four or five cards. I get that, so
Speaker 2: they all kind of are scissoring.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah whatever, let's see the next time.
Speaker 2: VOSSA. I like this card.
Speaker 1: I like it too.
Speaker 2: I like the picture too.
Speaker 1: It's also another uh, it might be another Enchantress. It's
Speaker 1: also vultron.
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, you could just do all the glitters and
Speaker 2: ancestral mask and probably kill people. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Speaker 2: number three, Oh, top three.
Speaker 1: Top three, Baby, here we go flying, there we go different.
Speaker 2: Oh, Arcadie's the strategist.
Speaker 1: This is butt damage, man, fuck this day.
Speaker 2: This is butt breathing. This is he's an Elder Dragon.
Speaker 1: This is ass blasting.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the set. It's from nineteen Elder Dragon. Yeah
Speaker 2: it was. It was the set is Magic twenty nineteen
Speaker 2: three five banton one, which is good because actually he's
Speaker 2: like a five five, isn't he. Oh that's yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: A creature with the defender enters the battlefield under your
Speaker 2: control draw cards, and why not defender the deck. Each
Speaker 2: creature you control with defender assigns damage equal to its
Speaker 2: toughness rather than its shit, and can attack as though
Speaker 2: it didn't have defender.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's got butt what is it called butt blasting?
Speaker 3: Ass blasting, ass blasting, Yes, as blast, but he doesn't
Speaker 3: have defenders, so he's a three to five. But he's
Speaker 3: got VIDG so he can ass blast when he blocks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he face punch, ass blast whatever he wants to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a long neck. He can probably jump
Speaker 2: at you and like hit you with his ass and
Speaker 2: his face at the same time, give you the old
Speaker 2: stink face and a head butt at the same time.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's flexibility unless you're a dragons in your cheating
Speaker 1: because you have a really long neck. Do you think
Speaker 1: that dragon really long? What long neck?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Isn't dragons like people or like dirafts,
Speaker 1: like giraffes, have the same number of bones in their
Speaker 1: neck that humans do. Do you think that also have
Speaker 1: the same number of bones in the neck that people do?
Speaker 2: I do, Like, I don't think dragons are like people. Uh,
Speaker 2: I don't think drafts have the same number of vertebrae either.
Speaker 1: Ricky Steambro the dragon steamboat Baby, there's one. There's one
Speaker 1: dragon that has the same number of bones in his
Speaker 1: neck as we do.
Speaker 2: I suppose because he's a dragon and a people.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those facts that I learned about.
Speaker 1: Drafts on TV have the same number of bones in
Speaker 1: their neck that we do.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a confirmed thing? Like that's a real thing.
Speaker 2: They've got seven cervical vertebrae and then twelve thoracic vertebrae
Speaker 2: and then five lumbar vertebrae.
Speaker 1: I don't know if their spines have the same, but their.
Speaker 2: Neck, well that's part of your spine, bro.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, okay, then they do. They must.
Speaker 2: And their cervical vertebrae is just like real fucking stretched
Speaker 2: out long. Ye yeah yeah, yeah, man, I wish any
Speaker 2: of my bones were long.
Speaker 1: That got you got them. The moral of the story is,
Speaker 1: fuck this guy as blasting.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a zero thirty from Avatar? The last Airbender
Speaker 2: that goes into this deck is the zero thirty with the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all these decks, all of the decks are the same,
Speaker 1: and that's why I don't like them. Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: just here's.
Speaker 2: All the walls.
Speaker 1: There are zero eights for three. Yeah, Like Wall of
Speaker 1: Frost is like a zero nine two.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like okay, whatever.
Speaker 2: Wall of what's the what's the zero eight with Flying
Speaker 2: and Shroud from Alara Reborn? That one? That one? That one, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the zero thirty from Airbender.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all just kind of go in this. There's
Speaker 1: this one, there's e Honda, there's Dorian. They're all the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean they're fun for you. If you like him,
Speaker 1: you like them. I don't particularly care for them that much.
Speaker 2: Lack of diversity between decks, yeah, is what I guess
Speaker 2: we're anti advocating for.
Speaker 1: You can do the one that's street fighter, or you
Speaker 1: can do the one that draws you a card, or
Speaker 1: you can do the one that's a tree. Oh, then
Speaker 1: you get to play black instead of blue. So like,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Is it? What do you want to do? Play blue?
Speaker 1: Play Wall of Blood? That's what you play?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wall of Blood very good.
Speaker 1: And you can one punch assholes right oh right, someone
Speaker 1: comes out of their mouth. That's right.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 1: I was wrong number one.
Speaker 2: I thought sure he'd be number one tacticians.
Speaker 1: I'm still good. I'm still good.
Speaker 2: I'm still good, Derevy Imperial Tactician. This back in the day,
Speaker 2: Toby was a CEDH deck. Maybe it still is. Probably not, though,
Speaker 2: this is a two three bird Wizard from Commander twenty.
Speaker 1: I can't see the number sixteen, sure.
Speaker 2: Nope, seventeen maybe seventeen, I think so. Anyways, for bent
Speaker 2: straight up two three flying bird Wizard. When Derevery Imperial
Speaker 2: Tactician enters the battlefield or a creature you controlled deals
Speaker 2: combat damage to a player, you may tap or untaped
Speaker 2: target permanent. Okay, so whenever one of our guys deals
Speaker 2: damaged to one of you guys eyes, yeah, we can
Speaker 2: untap something mm hm doesn't seem fricking or tap it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we're not gonna We're gonna fucking untap our own shit.
Speaker 2: So our team gets virtual vigilance. If they all have
Speaker 2: flying we can just all untap them. Yeah, or we
Speaker 2: put our deck full of things that already have vigilance
Speaker 2: and we untap all our manor rocks. Yeah, that's good. Also,
Speaker 2: because that's not enough. Banton one put Derevey under the
Speaker 2: battlefield from the command zone. You could just fucking.
Speaker 1: Drop him an instant speed for four, drop him an
Speaker 1: instant speed for four, even if he's died fifty eight times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but but but Uncle Brando, if I could
Speaker 2: make infinite manna and I had a sack outlet, I
Speaker 2: could just make Derev enter the battlefield an infinite number
Speaker 2: of times. Yeah, but but ah, I could sacrifice to
Speaker 2: Revy and use this ability to untap my stuff that
Speaker 2: I used to activate his ability to make infinite manner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why this deck's good, because Derev allows you to
Speaker 2: sacrifice and get back or blink and get back and
Speaker 2: blink and sacrifice. Activatability from commands on turns into the
Speaker 2: same thing. Yes, so Derevy very powerful, very good card,
Speaker 2: very good card, and all of the control. I mean,
Speaker 2: you could substitute green with black, but I don't know
Speaker 2: if people want to do that these days. If you
Speaker 2: have creature combo pieces you, green is just as good
Speaker 2: as black for tutoring. Green can get you your ramp
Speaker 2: maybe sooner if people are still on the ramp train.
Speaker 2: I know that there's sort of a shift in commander
Speaker 2: to move away from ramp.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could talk about that someday. That's actually interesting
Speaker 2: topic anyways. Derevy super good, super good card, super good.
Speaker 2: You ever play against it? Did you ever lose against it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You ever win against it? Yes, you ever play with it? No,
Speaker 2: you ever play with yourself?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, good healthy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I suppose.
Speaker 1: To ready not to retty the other D guy. There's
Speaker 1: another guy. He's a bird, the other D fucking blank guy.
Speaker 1: Show him the blank guy, show blank one. Here is
Speaker 1: watch this watch No, Julane, goddamn it, son of a bit.
Speaker 2: Shit fuck man. This is from I forgotten about this
Speaker 2: fucking goss is from the Wilds of l Drain.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's from Brawl.
Speaker 2: This is from the Brawl decks that came out at
Speaker 2: the same time as Wilds of l Drain. Yes, this
Speaker 2: is a Brawl command.
Speaker 1: This is when they were trying to make Brawl happen,
Speaker 1: and the only thing that happened was they printed another
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars Manner Rock immediately backtracked on it and
Speaker 1: put it back into the Commander product.
Speaker 2: That's what this is. And Chewlane and Corvald exist. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: fuck yeah. So this is a human druid two four
Speaker 2: for Banton too vigil Can you wait, I'm not even
Speaker 2: gonna finish reading this fucker yet yet.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine being a.
Speaker 1: New player.
Speaker 2: Not even knowing what Chulane is, not even knowing he's
Speaker 2: not even gonna be in the top ten, And now
Speaker 2: he's not even gonna be in the fucking top ten.
Speaker 2: You don't think maybe he will be. I think that's
Speaker 2: not a prediction. He might be, But what if he's
Speaker 2: not and new players don't even know about.
Speaker 1: Him and he's like, oh, yeah, this is fine.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna play magic. Who's your commander, Chuleane?
Speaker 1: No? Cool?
Speaker 2: What is that? Seems good?
Speaker 1: That seems pretty okay. They're not even they're.
Speaker 2: Not even gonna freaking know that. This guy was the
Speaker 2: butt end of basically every commander cookout joke. Yeah, for
Speaker 2: fucking like four years, like from the end of twenty
Speaker 2: night or sorry whenever this guy was end of twenty eighteen, no,
Speaker 2: the end of twenty nineteen, all through the start of
Speaker 2: twenty twenty and COVID and the ARCA good vibes and
Speaker 2: fucking Chiuleane was just a punching bag his nuts were
Speaker 2: just down in that chair like on James Bond, and
Speaker 2: they're just fucking speed bag.
Speaker 1: Do we speedbag? It's so bad. They're probably still wabbling
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, he's wabbling when he walks. That's definitely he's he's
Speaker 2: a five drop two four banton two. Vigilance is a vigilance, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he has a tappability so you can do both
Speaker 2: of course, yeah, fuck us, because we don't play tu lane,
Speaker 2: not in this house. Whenever you cast a creature spell,
Speaker 2: whenever you cast cast a creature spell, draw card, then
Speaker 2: you may put a land from your hand onto the
Speaker 2: fucking battlefield. What if I don't have any lands in
Speaker 2: my hand when I cast a creature, just draw one,
Speaker 2: Just thraw it.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Just use blue and Green to put them back on
Speaker 2: top of your library or scry them, or but Ryan
Speaker 2: and Brando just put land tax in your deck. You
Speaker 2: play white too, Yeah, okay, if you have three land
Speaker 2: on the battlefield, you can tap them to return target
Speaker 2: creature to its owner's hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that you control. But yeah, then you bounce your
Speaker 1: guy and do it again. So everything this deck does
Speaker 1: that has a reset button so you.
Speaker 2: Can just try again. Yeah, like if I had my
Speaker 2: mana dorcs and an intruder warm Have you ever heard
Speaker 2: of that card and a zero drop or not even
Speaker 2: a zero drop because I got fifty eight man of
Speaker 2: dorks in this deck? Yeah, or guys that say when
Speaker 2: the ETBs draw card, so I could draw two cards. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh this card can eat.
Speaker 1: It, it can hold, it can fuck all the way off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just one drop manner, one drop man of doorc
Speaker 1: in the Creator Hoop Behemoth.
Speaker 2: It can suck a whole bag of dicks and not
Speaker 2: a bunch of bag adds kind of dicks like a
Speaker 2: beg of smashed up chicken parts where you have to
Speaker 2: like snip a corner to drain the juice out.
Speaker 1: Yeah that kind Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna finish this beer.
Speaker 1: Fuck this guy me too. H Uh. He hits everybody
Speaker 1: and then he blinks all your stuff.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of bullshit. Whatever it is, it's a bird.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, isn't it is?
Speaker 2: That was they use number two?
Speaker 1: He doesn't blink all your stuff, blinks all your stuff.
Speaker 2: M Are you thinking of like like a like a
Speaker 2: a zorious guy, Like maybe maybe I got dere and
Speaker 2: that guy mixed up. Yeah, what the hell is his name?
Speaker 2: People are screaming it.
Speaker 1: In the comments, screaming in the comment because he was
Speaker 1: in the he was in the Ozorious episode the King Guy. Right,
Speaker 1: Oh you brego Brago, King of turn All. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of piece of ship. That was three months ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, remember Brago Remember Chew Lane from fucking twenty
Speaker 2: eighteen Lane.
Speaker 1: That's because he can eat my whole ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're doing butt stuff when you get home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can taco.
Speaker 1: Time for lunch, five tacos.
Speaker 2: You'll be clean after yours. Your dog will be cleaning
Speaker 2: up after you. Yeah for tat Okay, let's go to
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Seven nows the Nows.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the now Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta be on YouTube YouTube to get that one.
Speaker 2: Katara the first of the universe.
Speaker 1: There it is, okay.
Speaker 2: Katara the Fearless is a three three human warrior. Ally,
Speaker 2: let's make her bigger than all of the other three
Speaker 2: drop banters except for Raffik. Let's give her extra creature types.
Speaker 2: And let's say if a triggered ability of an ally
Speaker 2: you control triggers, it triggers an additional time trigger time
Speaker 2: trigger trigger Trigger Trigger.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't remember if people remember Allies.
Speaker 2: Do you remember trigger Allies?
Speaker 1: Sure do trigger. Allies are slivers at home. They're the
Speaker 1: people that like, they want to play Slivers, but they're cowards,
Speaker 1: and so they play Allies instead because people don't hate
Speaker 1: them as much.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, and that day was early twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: there was a competitive Commander deck that involved the Ally
Speaker 2: that what is it mills for each ally you control, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you just bounced it and mills your opponent. Yep,
Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. I like that. I don't hate that.
Speaker 2: It involved Paradox Engine, et cetera. Yeah, So I don't
Speaker 2: know if that was a deck any longer after Paradox
Speaker 2: Engine got banned, and I want to say April or
Speaker 2: May of twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: And it wouldn't suit be super powerful if not. You
Speaker 1: don't run into too many Ally decks anymore.
Speaker 2: Even after this came out, I don't think I've seen
Speaker 2: Allies came out again in Zenda Car something.
Speaker 1: Something for both the end car sets and uh Avatar
Speaker 1: as well had them.
Speaker 2: And we've seen some Allies spread across like Commander Legends
Speaker 2: last week with a Kiri Linslinger or whatever. Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't see me. You don't see too many paradox
Speaker 2: engines in commander decks either. The band, it's very band.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah that makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: checks out. Okay, So yeah, universes beyond allies. We're in
Speaker 1: three colors.
Speaker 2: We're one hundred percent hit rate for you don't see
Speaker 2: that's a trend that continues.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jane, fucking look at the Steward art on that.
Speaker 2: Look at that, Look at scary god. Oh is that
Speaker 2: like Charlie Chapin's fucking addition tape? Is he like? Is
Speaker 2: that a Charlie Chapin casting coach art? Like? Is that.
Speaker 1: Theodore Logan spoke the rock doc? All can hope that good?
Speaker 2: I don't, Yes, yeah he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is what?
Speaker 2: Secret layer? Is this? What is this?
Speaker 1: I think this is this? Uh? Oh it's the back
Speaker 1: to school one where these are like school photos of
Speaker 1: them as teenagers. Oh that is fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Dude, Shoe Lane can still eat a whole ass. It
Speaker 2: looks like he does.
Speaker 1: I would have beat him up in high school, and
Speaker 1: I wasn't beating anybody up in high school. I would
Speaker 1: have whooped his ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have made made him eat his own hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Chiu Lane's back. He dropped from one to nine.
Speaker 2: That's our second biggest drop.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the second biggest drop you can have.
Speaker 2: This bodes well for my prediction. Yes, there's lots of
Speaker 2: guys that could be in between this and number one.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 2: Fuck Chu Lane, let's go to number eight.
Speaker 1: Fuck off. Well there's another one.
Speaker 2: Here's the verse two. Yuna Grand Summoner.
Speaker 1: What is this from Final Fantasy. Oh, she's the main
Speaker 1: character in Final Fantasy.
Speaker 2: That looks That looks Final Fantasy Ish. Yes, Final Fantasy Ish,
Speaker 2: Final Fantasy Ish. So this is banton one for a
Speaker 2: one to five human cleric tap add one man of
Speaker 2: any color you when you cast your next creature spell,
Speaker 2: this turn that creature enters with two plus ones on it.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Also, whenever another permanent you control is
Speaker 2: put into the graveyard from the battlefield, if it had
Speaker 2: one or more counters on it, you may put that
Speaker 2: number of plus one counters on target creature. Oh, Alex
Speaker 2: plays this deck. This deck is insanely powerful. Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's the other commander from the Final Fantasy ten
Speaker 1: commander deck.
Speaker 2: This is insanely powerful. It's no wonder. Okay, actually three things. Okay, checkboxes.
Speaker 2: We talked about boxes. Okay, Final Fantasy one check Uh
Speaker 2: makes manna well, no, makes dudes bigger. Yeah, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give you all those.
Speaker 1: Blocks because it's the one to five for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's not really a box.
Speaker 1: It makes it so when you lose all of your
Speaker 1: hard work because somebody kills your giant dude, you just
Speaker 1: make a different giant dude.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm gonna call that. The checkbox there is insanely powerful.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: The another checkbox was the commander of a pre con. Yes,
Speaker 2: so you have a very very popular universes beyond pre
Speaker 2: con with a very powerful commander in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Picture does a bunch of shit that people.
Speaker 1: Like to do. Yeah, like put counters on stack.
Speaker 2: Counters and plus ones, and it's in the color of
Speaker 2: I don't know, double tokens and double counters, double this,
Speaker 2: and double jerk off because it's Final Fantasy and uh
Speaker 2: with blue. I love blue.
Speaker 1: You would.
Speaker 2: It's the only thing I like about this card.
Speaker 1: The pictures kind of neat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you gets married in the game. Notice
Speaker 1: she the only one that's played it and I didn't
Speaker 1: play it enough.
Speaker 2: What does what does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, shed I thought that was no. I
Speaker 2: thought that was a jellyfish sitting on her head.
Speaker 1: Dude, if there was a jellyfish sitting on her head,
Speaker 1: I would have commented on that way. Sooner tell me
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, though, it does kind of like a jelly fish.
Speaker 1: It was ultras on her head.
Speaker 2: The best is ultrauss a jellyfish.
Speaker 1: Is an octopus.
Speaker 2: He's the man. See it's Gary's favorite character, aren't you
Speaker 2: guys just the same fucking person. Bunch have long hairs
Speaker 2: with Gary loves grass chounder. Gary was coming coming in
Speaker 2: hot today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he's He's on the ball Tuesday. Let's see next.
Speaker 1: What number is this Gary?
Speaker 2: This is seven? Kay, so we've.
Speaker 1: Seen two universes.
Speaker 2: This is this is eight? Seven is coming up? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I like this pick sure of derevy better? This is
Speaker 2: this is a reprint as a box topper or whatever
Speaker 2: in Bloomborough, Bloomborough boxtopper or Bloomborough commander. Maybe this is
Speaker 2: a reprint from Bloomborough. Yes, and I like this art
Speaker 2: better because you can kind of more tell he's an owl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's an owl an owl. He's an owl. They're
Speaker 2: an owl. I don't know what they're uh derevy.
Speaker 1: Back again, back back back again.
Speaker 2: Everything that we said still true, it.
Speaker 1: Does all the same ship. Still a powerful deck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably better now than it was uh intrinsically, but
Speaker 2: in the grand scope of the commander and especially the
Speaker 2: competitive meta, it isn't as powerful like relatively Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: still very good deck. Fuck two Lane, don't don't say
Speaker 2: that name around me?
Speaker 1: Go again? Oh did we ever decide? Does the universes
Speaker 1: beyond count?
Speaker 2: Oh? Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 1: Or three?
Speaker 2: Sure? This is really a Ladrial Light of valan Or
Speaker 2: I love this card. Sink I has this deck. I
Speaker 2: think Rusty Trump Jones might have this deck or we've
Speaker 2: talked about it.
Speaker 1: A bunch of fucking webs.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is a three to three elf Noble for
Speaker 2: bant and two O K and she's got Whenever another
Speaker 2: creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that
Speaker 2: hasn't been chosen this turn okape, okay, add green green green?
Speaker 2: What so I can cast my Lani war Elf and
Speaker 2: make manna from it. My Lani war Elf can has
Speaker 2: become dark ritual?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yes? Why not green dark ritual? Dark ritual? Y. Yes,
Speaker 2: also put a plus one counter on each fucking creatures.
Speaker 1: So with Katharine's crusade each.
Speaker 2: One, it's also a Catherine's crusade in the commands one
Speaker 2: for the same manecost mind.
Speaker 1: You, So with Katherine's Crusade and dark Ritual.
Speaker 2: Yes, Cape scribe to draw card.
Speaker 1: So it's dark ritual, it's Catherine's crusade. Yes, and it's inspect.
Speaker 2: No uh no, uh, preordain, preordain, preordain or ponder preordain preordain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna say preordained. Don't add us in the
Speaker 2: comments or yeah, or do because it helps us if
Speaker 2: you're a troll. Uh. This card is good, no ship.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine playing a blink on the same turn
Speaker 2: and you could just pick the same thing you've already
Speaker 2: picked this turn.
Speaker 1: Could you blink her?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Yeah? You do? Yeah? Or you clone her and
Speaker 2: let this one die because you're playing blue and white
Speaker 2: and those are the blink and clone colors.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: This card is so good. This card is so freaking good.
Speaker 2: I did a I did a full art, like altered
Speaker 2: art one of these. We're looking at the uh oh,
Speaker 2: I guess they're all from the scene box sets.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did a full art one of these. I
Speaker 2: think Jay Rock Confardi's got it. It's pretty freaking cool.
Speaker 2: That's pretty He should give it back to me. I
Speaker 2: kind of want it just so I can build it,
Speaker 2: and then, because there's no text on it, I can
Speaker 2: tell people what it does and they won't believe me.
Speaker 1: Why A just gonna get one?
Speaker 2: Probably could if I felt like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get a from Fusion game in online dot com.
Speaker 1: You a special promo code CCO Nations save yourself five percent.
Speaker 2: As if I haven't done that like three times already.
Speaker 2: I own this card at least twice, and one of
Speaker 2: them Jared owns that I also got from Fusion. Yes,
Speaker 2: very good card.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the next one.
Speaker 2: Very definitely Universes Beyond though, yes, yeah, top five maybe.
Speaker 1: Top five of now.
Speaker 2: We haven't hit five though, you haven't hit five yet,
Speaker 2: that's true. We've hit four. We're gonna I've hit four
Speaker 2: three three three sure four Choco Secret of Paradise This
Speaker 2: card's good too, is it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: It's a three five bird for banton one and whenever
Speaker 2: one or more birds you control attack. Look at that
Speaker 2: many cards from the top of your library. You may
Speaker 2: put one of them into your hand, put any number
Speaker 2: of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped,
Speaker 2: and the rest into your fucking graveyard. You don't think
Speaker 2: that's good. Wait, there's more.
Speaker 1: You gotta play birds.
Speaker 2: Just wait, there's more. Remember remember those lands that we
Speaker 2: put onto the battlefield. It has landfall too, Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: whenever a land enters battlefeld out of your control, Choco
Speaker 2: gets plus one until end of turn. Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's fine. It's probably gonna get plus two, right, because
Speaker 2: you play a land for turn, you tack with a
Speaker 2: bunch of ship and then you get another land. Maybe sure,
Speaker 2: so it hits for five. It's a five to seven
Speaker 2: kind of when it hits kinda.
Speaker 1: It's a five five because it's ass doesn't get any bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's ass doesn't get bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This this card is good.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: It's got three colors. It.
Speaker 1: People like to play birds.
Speaker 2: I have a bird deck. People asked me if I
Speaker 2: was gonna play this bird. I'm a bird deck and
Speaker 2: you were like, nah, no, my bird deck black, black, white, white, blue. Sure,
Speaker 2: no room for this guy and white. But she has
Speaker 2: to be the commander. Yeah, why here, the fucking wind
Speaker 2: lord is the commander.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Universe Beyond is lord of the rings.
Speaker 1: Why would I know that because you're a nerd. Is
Speaker 1: he the bird that didn't show up until the end?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, we're here to help finally.
Speaker 2: No, he's the bird that rescues Gandalf from the tower.
Speaker 2: He shows up at the start. He's the only.
Speaker 1: One was Maybe he should have rescued Salmon Frodo from
Speaker 1: something and just flew him and dropped him in the
Speaker 1: fucking volcano.
Speaker 2: Told his buddies, Hey, guys, we could save the world
Speaker 2: and be heroes.
Speaker 1: Like if I was that bird, I would have picked
Speaker 1: Froto up by his like the back of his pants
Speaker 1: and just dropped him in the volcano.
Speaker 2: Oh that gives new meaning to atomic wedgie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, volcanic weggie. Like he'd be like, oh sad, help me.
Speaker 2: Oh, ooh the chain it's so heavy.
Speaker 1: Ooh it's warm.
Speaker 2: Oh oh no.
Speaker 1: Mister, that was the sound of him hitting the lava.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1: All the water in his body evaporating at once.
Speaker 2: Yes, fuck.
Speaker 1: Bird could have solved everything.
Speaker 2: Didn't though, Well this bird also would solve the problem.
Speaker 2: He doesn't look like he's smart enough, little dirty, fucking
Speaker 2: stupid head.
Speaker 1: Well they can't fly either, right, they're not very smart.
Speaker 2: Oh they can't even fly. No, he doesn't have flying you're.
Speaker 1: Right, he's literally basically an Ostrich. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was number five and rupped at four
Speaker 2: universes beyond. I think we're at five universes beyond.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the look, let's do it real fast.
Speaker 2: Recap, recap, baby, here we go, Here we go, here go,
Speaker 2: hold on okay, Watara Avatar, then chew Lane, then you
Speaker 2: know that's yeah, Then Derev oh yeah, dere ain't and
Speaker 2: then Galadriel answer yep, and then Choco bitch okay, which
Speaker 2: is not a tennis player, by the way.
Speaker 1: Wayne Grady Way and Brady gotta get out of this
Speaker 1: car and choke a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it, number four, number four. Here we go, baby,
Speaker 2: this this is gonna confirm my prediction.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's the face commander of the unit deck. Yet
Speaker 1: this is the face commander of Alex's counter the counter's deck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the beginning of combat, on your turn, you
Speaker 2: may move a counter from target creach you control onto
Speaker 2: a second target creach you control, of course, so move
Speaker 2: some ship around. Also, whenever one or more creatures you
Speaker 2: control with counters on them deal combat damage to a player,
Speaker 2: you may draw a card then proliferate. Jesus, Chris, only
Speaker 2: do it once per turn though. Oh yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: powerful at all, not good enough. You might as well
Speaker 2: just rip this card up.
Speaker 1: Bad card, Jesus.
Speaker 2: I think un is more powerful. Man. I played against
Speaker 2: Alex's UNI deck, and I don't even like I lost
Speaker 2: to that deck like probably three times in a row.
Speaker 2: And he didn't even modify yet.
Speaker 1: Dang.
Speaker 2: I think he since has now, or maybe he took
Speaker 2: it apart. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's probably way worse now. Dlex is a degeneration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a piece of trash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, we all the same things that applied
Speaker 1: to you and I apply here. This is just a
Speaker 1: little bit more like attacking advantage. And since all your
Speaker 1: dudes are gigantic, then you know, you just win.
Speaker 2: Ah and enables your dude lingving things proliferate three colors.
Speaker 2: The lead singer of a commander deck is attracts of
Speaker 2: attracts compliant. Yeah yeah, not not that I mean, not.
Speaker 1: As good as a tracks, but still pretty good.
Speaker 2: Got the tracks is good. Eh, I can't believe I
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: God, I'm probably never gonna live that down.
Speaker 1: She is good. I play at tracks. I love my
Speaker 1: tracks A deck.
Speaker 2: Oh, once she just marry and then I would probably
Speaker 2: would be rich. Yeah, rich in fucking weeds that want
Speaker 2: to make commander decks out of you and simply you
Speaker 2: causeplay and.
Speaker 1: My wife, I'm like, hey, wife, and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: because that's what she probably sounds like.
Speaker 2: I think you're probably right.
Speaker 1: You speak, I speak for X, and it turns out
Speaker 1: I was gonna hit you with the aceman cheered too.
Speaker 2: You speak what you do? Speak? Yeah, you sure do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Titus can funk off him and chew
Speaker 2: Lane can go and jump.
Speaker 1: Off a bridge together. Ola Hella the Skintish seer. I
Speaker 1: like this, okay, give her so she is a frog
Speaker 1: druid one three four band. Whenever you cast a creature
Speaker 1: spell with value man of value four or greater, you
Speaker 1: draw card, gain a life, and putting plus one counter
Speaker 1: on her. I know, right, it's almost like it has
Speaker 1: more than simik. And then it has tap at x
Speaker 1: mana of any one color, where x is her power.
Speaker 1: Spend this man only to cast creature spells with mount
Speaker 1: of value four or greater, or creature spells with X
Speaker 1: in their manocost.
Speaker 2: Bro This car is really good. Yeah, man, this card
Speaker 2: is really good.
Speaker 1: Oh this Carl slapped a sh out of you.
Speaker 2: This does a lot of things that we want to
Speaker 2: do in Commander. It's during the synergy age a commander
Speaker 2: that comes out early at three mana get this on
Speaker 2: turn two or three reliably. And it references mana value
Speaker 2: four or greater a couple times, which is supposed to
Speaker 2: be a throttle or like a like a like a filter.
Speaker 1: It's not, but it ain't because it enables itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It says things like gain a life, draw a card,
Speaker 2: add x mana. Those are all things that I think
Speaker 2: Commander players want to do.
Speaker 1: She's the thing that says equal to power but then
Speaker 1: makes herself bigger.
Speaker 2: The card good.
Speaker 1: It's very good, also real good and ATTRACTSA So you
Speaker 1: play her on turn two, which gets you attracts on
Speaker 1: turn four, which immediately puts two counters on her and
Speaker 1: gains you a life, can draws you a card.
Speaker 2: Can't you get attracts on turn four? Anyways? You mean
Speaker 2: turn three? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and then on turn five you play, because
Speaker 1: this is seven, you play the lane. You play fucking
Speaker 1: jinga taxes.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Get fucked on nerd Yeah, and it looks really got.
Speaker 2: You got the showcase frog art like the storybook kind
Speaker 2: of kids fantasy artis.
Speaker 1: Where she's all huge doing magic stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, track came here.
Speaker 1: I like frogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's eat some mushrooms or something. Probably ah helga
Speaker 2: skittish here, really good, really good. I kind of want
Speaker 2: to build that deck.
Speaker 1: I think it would be cool. I really do like
Speaker 1: you could build this deck to be and you can
Speaker 1: actually say and mean, it's not that Helga deck. It's
Speaker 1: just things I like that cost four or more. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: How many frogs cost four or more?
Speaker 1: I mean more than you think.
Speaker 2: I'm looking it up, but I don't know if there's
Speaker 2: but usually the looker upper guy.
Speaker 1: And lots of them, lots of the frogs that are
Speaker 1: bigger and black to like, get get frog. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: thallia and get frogs.
Speaker 2: Okay, frog, and I'm gonna select commands of white, blue green.
Speaker 2: There are eighteen thousand and seven and twenty nine frogs.
Speaker 2: I think I did something wrong.
Speaker 1: I think you have selected a wrong thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, typeline frog. It didn't take I see
Speaker 2: I didn't click there. Okay, frogs in our color, yeah,
Speaker 2: held Es Schlevendy sixty sixty and they got to be
Speaker 2: CMC or power CMC. Geez. None of them are so
Speaker 2: far one fuck not even chubb toad two. I guess
Speaker 2: I could have done a filter three four five.
Speaker 1: Not enough to do a deck frog. Might maybe that's
Speaker 1: not getting shot. No, it's blacks Caster froggling.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of blacks Caster frog. Yeah, he didn't got
Speaker 2: enough getting shot. There's probably enough.
Speaker 1: Well you could do it. Would it be a real shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's fine. Algut man. That that kind of looks
Speaker 2: like a fun card.
Speaker 1: It's good as hell. I like it very much. Let's
Speaker 1: see the next one though.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is number three.
Speaker 1: Two three, Yeah, what's cool. I like that because that's
Speaker 1: that's cool. It's not a vultron it's not an enchantress
Speaker 1: and it's not a like a broken it's just good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, let's keep going here. What what
Speaker 1: what the dink stomping lips slapping fuck?
Speaker 2: What oh we were talking to the discord today. What
Speaker 2: the uh.
Speaker 4: Slap slap cheeks, claps cheeks, slaps cheeks of the fucking geeks.
Speaker 4: It slaps the cheeks and the cheeks of the geeks.
Speaker 1: With its cheeks. I mean they.
Speaker 2: Actually because it doesn't bass blasting.
Speaker 1: You know, they've only printed more walls. So it stands
Speaker 1: to reason that things that.
Speaker 2: Katies this is ur Katie's the strategy. I don't know
Speaker 2: if we said that. Yeah, is number two that went up? Yeah,
Speaker 2: big jump that went up. We don't see ups very often.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very especially for something like this like such.
Speaker 2: A fricking can't get it up for asses anymore.
Speaker 1: Have we seen an enchantress yet? We haven't seen an
Speaker 1: enchantress yet.
Speaker 2: Oh famous last words, that's a.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a huge shift, like there was four or
Speaker 1: five of them. We haven't seen an enchantress or a
Speaker 1: vultron command with this whole time.
Speaker 2: Oh I expected to not see vultrons. I guess we
Speaker 2: have we hit five universes beyond? Yes, yes, no, yes,
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, before we do one, we'll go back in
Speaker 1: one of those one, two, three, four or five? Yes, five,
Speaker 1: but over we have to go over five. We gotta
Speaker 1: go over five.
Speaker 2: And we're at two.
Speaker 1: Is the number one one.
Speaker 2: Universes beyond, Paul Baby arcadis. Now we're two. We're going
Speaker 2: to the number one of Now have universes beyond infiltrated
Speaker 2: fifty or greater? As for my prediction of the ban commanders.
Speaker 1: Well, they've already hit fifty percent or greater, so it
Speaker 1: means yes.
Speaker 2: They ruined magic? Have they ruined bent? We're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's you Titus could fuck off, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna find out. Okay, let's go, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: Here we go? What what?
Speaker 2: What the what?
Speaker 1: Missus missus bumble flower?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? This this right? Hear me smacking them and you
Speaker 1: can see me smacking them.
Speaker 2: If you're watching on YouTube, you should be.
Speaker 1: This is the fucking deck where people say, I want
Speaker 1: my girlfriend to play magic. I'm gonna build her the
Speaker 1: cute little bunny citizen deck, and they get this art
Speaker 1: with the little lady making soup like she's so nice,
Speaker 1: and then they buy a bunch of hair appearents and
Speaker 1: fucking get in and.
Speaker 2: Take a shit all over you McKenna for doing a
Speaker 2: cause play of this and making everybody want to do it,
Speaker 2: and yeah, ruining ban.
Speaker 1: For us be a nice lady.
Speaker 2: But you know what I was wrong. We didn't go
Speaker 2: over five universes beyond look at that. This is from
Speaker 2: uh Bloombero commander Yeah one five rabbit citizen. Like you
Speaker 2: said for Banton one, it's.
Speaker 1: Got vig so I'll bet you can tap it to
Speaker 1: do something.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's just it's just blocks and you never
Speaker 2: want to attack a missus bumbleflower shi fuck you up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card,
Speaker 2: put a plus one counter on target creature. Mmmm. It
Speaker 2: gains flying until I to turn. If this is the
Speaker 2: second time this ability has resolved, this turn draw two cards.
Speaker 1: You know, man, Not only not only is it the
Speaker 1: sucker your significant other who likes cutesy stuff into playing magic,
Speaker 1: it's also lying to people because it masquerades is a
Speaker 1: group hug deck. Fuck this bitch, make her into slippers
Speaker 1: cut her tail off and put it in my ass
Speaker 1: just so it smells, and I'll give it back to
Speaker 1: her and she'd be like, why does my tail smell
Speaker 1: like that? And it was in my butt?
Speaker 2: This is fuck off, this guy lady coming in hot.
Speaker 2: This bumble or chew Lane if you had to delete
Speaker 2: one from Magic's history, so nobody ever even remembered it.
Speaker 1: Cheu Lane, Chewlane not close every.
Speaker 2: Day, correct, Bumbleflower might be a lie, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually kind of happy to see it at
Speaker 1: number one. Instead of a chew Lane, instead of a deurebbi.
Speaker 2: What about instead of a universe is beyond?
Speaker 1: Ah? You know what this car? I actually thought that
Speaker 1: either Titus or Una, like now that I'm now that
Speaker 1: I've seen all ten. Yeah, I'm actually surprised that Titus
Speaker 1: or Una was at number one because Final Fantasy was
Speaker 1: so wildly popular. Final Fantasy ten is so popular and
Speaker 1: people love their like plus one plus one yeah kind.
Speaker 2: Of and we're diggity diggity, we're in the Synergy era.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, so like I could this one. You know what,
Speaker 2: I know you mentioned the you mentioned the what'd you
Speaker 2: call it? Cut group group hug and it does masquerade
Speaker 2: at that a little bit, but also, oh, what funny hug.
Speaker 2: Damn damn it nobody even gets it. Less from here,
Speaker 2: joke is so good and only we get it.
Speaker 1: A bunnie hug is a.
Speaker 2: Hooded sweatshirt, a hooded sweatshirt with the pockets in front
Speaker 2: that you put your hands in, like by your belly button.
Speaker 2: That's called a bunny hug where we're from.
Speaker 1: Yes, nobody fucking gets it. Oh that makes me so sad.
Speaker 2: We had to explain the best joke we've ever made.
Speaker 2: Oh what a sad day, what a man, what a
Speaker 2: bitter sweet end?
Speaker 1: Makes us sad?
Speaker 2: This deck masquerades as a group hug qt se. I
Speaker 2: want my girlfriend to play magic. This motherfucker is a
Speaker 2: spell slinger deck. Whenever you cast a spell as the
Speaker 2: first line on the thing.
Speaker 1: But your opponents start drawing, shit.
Speaker 2: Fucking fuck them. Fuck them. If this is the second
Speaker 2: time this ability has resolved, I draw two. I've drawn
Speaker 2: one hundred more cards than them.
Speaker 1: Just play Dramatic reversal is the conceptor and just to
Speaker 1: kill the ball.
Speaker 2: Fuck them. I'm just gonna go ruin their day, like
Speaker 2: fucking Julian trailer Park boys. Fuck, I'm just I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna fuck up everything they're doing and ruin their day teaching.
Speaker 2: Moo's boss takes a sip of whiskey. Fuck them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship call us.
Speaker 2: The Trailer Park Boys. The MTG podcast will tell you
Speaker 2: Missus Bumbleflower were it's a oh yeah, same podcast, same thing.
Speaker 2: This is a mill deck. Fuck. This is a mill
Speaker 2: deck that could play rampant growth and swords to plowshares
Speaker 2: and you'll fucking mill one. I do, yeah, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna draw too. Yeah, I don't hate this card.
Speaker 1: So we end with a goddamn hooded sweatshirt deck. I'll
Speaker 1: bet you at least one after listening to the show.
Speaker 1: I'll bet you somebody changes their name for the miss
Speaker 1: Missus Bumbleflower deck, the hooded sweatshirt and nobody's again, and
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Nobody's gonna get it, man, except nobody's gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Nobody's gonna get it. If you wanted to get a
Speaker 2: Missus Bumbleflower though, Fusion Gaming Online dot Com your source
Speaker 2: for all of your hooded sweatshirts. That's a that's a
Speaker 2: new thing. I just seen it come up on their website.
Speaker 2: They're real CCO Nation promo code. Gonna get you a discount.
Speaker 2: Good use it because it helps us, and it lets
Speaker 2: and you and and it lets Fusion know that they're
Speaker 2: deal with. Commander Cookode is a good one.
Speaker 1: Spend less money on cards and get them faster.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, have you seen the price of
Speaker 2: the frickin Hobbit collector boosties.
Speaker 1: I am doing my best to.
Speaker 2: Not well save five percent? If you do, would you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: let them know that I sent.
Speaker 1: You will do you know tot before we say about.
Speaker 2: We're going to Tangent because these episodes haven't been long
Speaker 2: enough over the last fifteen weeks.
Speaker 1: Just there we go. I'm gonna I actually have really
Speaker 1: appreciator of the last few sets. We talked a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, but how like things haven't been speaking
Speaker 1: to me, so I've been kind of out of the
Speaker 1: loop a little bit. Yeah, since we're doing something that's
Speaker 1: different than like set reviews, I like, I'll read a
Speaker 1: spoiler here and there, but I don't go into the
Speaker 1: collecting the set thing and look at all the shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention to the prices.
Speaker 2: Because you used to be the guy that always said like,
Speaker 2: this is where you get this. This is the art treatments,
Speaker 2: here's the basic lands here, here's you get that. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I think those are Honestly, I would go back when
Speaker 2: when like looking at the show and post and.
Speaker 1: Be like, Okay, did I get this right?
Speaker 2: This is where I have to get like this treatment.
Speaker 2: This is the booster packs that I want to buy
Speaker 2: if I want this. Yeah, just because I'm a degenerate
Speaker 2: and want to open packs instead of buying singles. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like those episodes. Those are fun.
Speaker 1: I did too. But you know what, now that we
Speaker 1: haven't been doing them as much because there's too much product,
Speaker 1: it just turns our show into a commercial for them.
Speaker 1: And they're not giving us anything, so can fuck off.
Speaker 1: They want to give us something, maybe we'll talk about
Speaker 1: their shit. They're not giving us preview cards anymore. Wats
Speaker 1: you want us to talk about your game? It's new
Speaker 1: give us money. They listened to the show now they
Speaker 1: know that. I don't know if they do they still do.
Speaker 1: They monitor everything we do since we started that, like
Speaker 1: gun Scare in Chicago.
Speaker 2: So anyway, actually they probably use AI to listen to us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that was lots of fun stuff, lots.
Speaker 2: Of alort oh, lots of the Lord. Did you have
Speaker 2: the smoky stuff or the regular stuff?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Good answer. Yes. Did you try an a stone cold beer? Yes?
Speaker 2: Did you think that it was cops knocking on the
Speaker 2: door when Smittie ordered burgers?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, what a what a gay old time?
Speaker 1: So now that we're not paying attention to that stuff, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah I haven't. I don't know if booster packs are
Speaker 1: more expensive now. I don't know if collector packs are
Speaker 1: hard to get or being jacked up and earned super expensive.
Speaker 1: I don't know that, and not knowing it means I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get upset about it on my own volition
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be offended on somebody else's behalf.
Speaker 1: And that not having that little twinge of negativity in
Speaker 1: my life is great.
Speaker 2: Bro. What's it like being me?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's good if this is
Speaker 1: what you feel like all the time. Yeah, we're never
Speaker 1: doing a set of you again.
Speaker 2: Wow, you heard it here first.
Speaker 1: Probably have to do the hobbit.
Speaker 2: Oh helliett.
Speaker 1: Well, so we're gonna do at least one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're not gonna talk about price. No, No,
Speaker 2: I'll give you ear plugs. I'll give you ear plugs.
Speaker 2: You think Brando's MIC's hot today? Holy smokes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait until I'm yelling to hear it over my
Speaker 1: own ear plugs.
Speaker 2: Oh oh man. Yeah. Like I've always said, you don't
Speaker 2: have to buy it, but everybody does buy it because
Speaker 2: they want to. Because it's their game, and it's your thing, right,
Speaker 2: it's the thing that you want to do. It's your hobby.
Speaker 2: You want to build your cli. Actually, you want to
Speaker 2: play the new stuff. You want to bumble flower all
Speaker 2: over your friends. Like, this is what we do because
Speaker 2: we're magic players.
Speaker 1: Although we've reached a point where we lots of people
Speaker 1: say this, lots of the big creators say this.
Speaker 2: We're going to say it. Are we big? I don't
Speaker 2: think I think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think we're big enough that we can say.
Speaker 2: Well, you're certainly big enough, right, Support your local game store.
Speaker 1: Support support an online shop like Fusion, like any of
Speaker 1: the other big guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like any of the little guys or the little dudes, support.
Speaker 1: Them, because buying singles from a store like that still
Speaker 1: shows that you support the game, still shows that you
Speaker 1: like it. And also tells Watson they're charging too much
Speaker 1: fucking stuff for their ship, too much stuff for there's
Speaker 1: too much stuff money for their ship, which is cards
Speaker 1: we can let somebody else open them for us. The
Speaker 1: fewer booster boxes they sell and the more single somebody
Speaker 1: else sells, the better it is for us, Because is
Speaker 1: telling Watsie that even the whales dry up eventually, Eventually
Speaker 1: the whales run out of fucking money.
Speaker 2: The whales get washed up on the beach, and then
Speaker 2: they die and they start to bloat because all the
Speaker 2: stuff inside them fermenting and turning to gas.
Speaker 1: They get crushed by their own fat.
Speaker 2: And then one guy like walks up to it with
Speaker 2: like a fricking kitchen knife, sticks it in, and the
Speaker 2: whole thing explodes. Everybody's covering whale refuse for like a
Speaker 2: ten mile radius.
Speaker 1: They try and get some of the fat out to
Speaker 1: make perfume, and then they get arrested and put it
Speaker 1: in federal prison.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna make an Uncle Brando's Wiener joke,
Speaker 2: but then you made a perfume joke, and I don't
Speaker 2: think those things belong in the same sense.
Speaker 1: I made an Ambergris joke. Why do I know that
Speaker 1: ambergriss is used to make perfume. Why do I know that?
Speaker 1: Why do I know that whale product is used to
Speaker 1: make high end perfume?
Speaker 2: Why do I know that whale product? Please please never
Speaker 2: call it that again?
Speaker 1: What the any? The point is? The point is it's
Speaker 1: working in other industries. E's Summer Slam two night Extravaganza
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks a ticket. They're giving them away now
Speaker 1: because people refuse to go to their stupid show. So
Speaker 1: we're proving that billion dollar companies can be brought down
Speaker 1: by customers that still love what they're putting out but
Speaker 1: refuse to support it financially until it becomes more affordable
Speaker 1: for them. And we can do that fucking here too.
Speaker 1: You don't haven't talked about that in a long time,
Speaker 1: but I think it's worth going on the soapbox a
Speaker 1: little bit and just say, support your game stores, support
Speaker 1: the people around you, have fun play this game. We
Speaker 1: all love it, but wats He's been gouging us for
Speaker 1: too long, and we can send a very simple message
Speaker 1: to them by supporting not them, and somebody else.
Speaker 2: Yay sports, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to have
Speaker 2: We got to get some pile of bones in here.
Speaker 2: You gotta get Mike Challenge to send us a pile
Speaker 2: of bones. Yeah, we gotta have an Uncle Branda Power Hour.
Speaker 2: You can tell us what you really think.
Speaker 1: Did I just do that a little bit? I kind
Speaker 1: of know it just a little bit one thing. But
Speaker 1: the point is it's a way we can all make
Speaker 1: a positive change and we all win. This way, we
Speaker 1: get all the stuff we want. Yeah, and all of
Speaker 1: our favorite places stay in business and do well, which
Speaker 1: is what we want.
Speaker 2: That is what we want.
Speaker 1: And the big conglomeration that kind of lords over us
Speaker 1: and basically tells us who's cool and who's not has
Speaker 1: to rethink the way they do things, especially in a
Speaker 1: company now where they're eating shit except for one division
Speaker 1: and it's ours. And if their division, that division's eating
Speaker 1: shit too, they're gonna have to change what they're doing
Speaker 1: or the stockholders are gonna go fucking Versailles on them.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they'll just be like, oh, yeah, cut half
Speaker 2: the jobs, get AI to do it. Then all of
Speaker 2: the good game designers that work for Magic just get canned.
Speaker 1: How many sets do you how many full AI sets
Speaker 1: do you think they get away with?
Speaker 2: This is a different topic that's a fucking great conversation.
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Speaker 1: is the theme song.
Speaker 2: There you go. I'm definitely not.
Speaker 1: Even jiggle keys in front of I'm.
Speaker 2: Not letting that song infiltrate Commander cookout, but I gave
Speaker 2: you one for free. Gary.
Speaker 1: There it is, there is.
Speaker 2: That's all I got. My final thought of the day.
Speaker 2: I was fucking right with with the total not total,
Speaker 2: but the way higher percentage of universes beyond in three
Speaker 2: color because of the pre con effect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. We noticed in the in the vans
Speaker 1: all three new commanders from the the Enchantress pre conra
Speaker 1: all in there.
Speaker 2: Yes, and in this and that's that's a strategic marketing
Speaker 2: and giving the people more of what they want choice.
Speaker 2: I don't hate that.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: The problem I have with it and this is my
Speaker 2: final thought of the day, Okay, and prediction, Oh, I
Speaker 2: got lots of those today. The problem I have with
Speaker 2: it is they give it to us, They give us
Speaker 2: what we want, but they heap it on in spades
Speaker 2: and it turns into not what we want, and then
Speaker 2: it turns into Chulane and what's her name? Yuna? Yes,
Speaker 2: and too much of a good thing. And you can
Speaker 2: go backwards in time, all the way back to the
Speaker 2: start air quotes, start of Commander when it came became Commander,
Speaker 2: and we got Anamar and Klia and Ruine of the
Speaker 2: Hidden Realm, and those exploded in popularity. Too powerful, too
Speaker 2: much of what we wanted attracts, attracts. A couple of
Speaker 2: years later, right now, those have integrated because the game
Speaker 2: has evolved and power has crept. Yes, I said it.
Speaker 2: And maybe in you know, five or six years, when
Speaker 2: Commander Cookok's celebrating episode one thousand, we'll say, oh, Yuna
Speaker 2: and Cheulane like they don't matter. Well, we won't say
Speaker 2: that I'm about Chulane, but un and fucking what's his name?
Speaker 2: Titus Jerk Office Titties, Joco crook a bitch. Yeah, when
Speaker 2: when those don't matter, it'll be because more universes beyond
Speaker 2: and three and four color Commanders become the next new
Speaker 2: power crept synergy driven thing. And eh, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: okay with it, because like, change is inevitable, and change
Speaker 2: if things stop changing, it's because they stop making magic
Speaker 2: and we don't want that. And I'm not saying things
Speaker 2: like Rafika the Mini aren't good, derev not good. No,
Speaker 2: definitely not saying anything of the sort.
Speaker 1: If we did this in twenty I'll just say twenty thirty,
Speaker 1: let's just say a more reasonable thing to rev is
Speaker 1: still going to be in the top. So is Chow Lane.
Speaker 2: Choe Lane.
Speaker 1: Man, he's fucked that guy. Yeah, we can't get rid
Speaker 1: of him. He's like herpes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Revenge Crabs dot Com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Revenge Crabs dot chew Lane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Revenge chew Lane dot Com.
Speaker 1: You mentioned sending somebody at chew Lane and it's like
Speaker 1: foil and super cool and they're like, oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: is it crabs on it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like one of those glitter bombs that
Speaker 2: you get in the mail, but with crabs. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: is like playing against Cheu Lane. Yeah, it's crab. What's
Speaker 2: your face? What's what's your final thought of the day?
Speaker 1: I already gave My final thought of the day was
Speaker 1: how much you pay fucking WATSI to play this game sometimes?
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Speaker 2: That's good. That's good final thought or the like.
Speaker 1: The point is we're enjoying doing this, and I hope
Speaker 1: you guys are enjoying. How many Griss universities are we
Speaker 1: gonna get it? Is it Grisy next? I would imagine
Speaker 1: so Grisy French for Grix's. I think that's how the
Speaker 1: colors go. Is there going to be Esper next?
Speaker 2: Esper Desper?
Speaker 1: Well? How many thinks we're gonna get in Grix's Canucks?
Speaker 2: And Gris is all of them? Because it's every bad guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's gonna be seven out of ten?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what about an Esper five out of ten?
Speaker 1: Five out of ten?
Speaker 2: Again? Are we predicting? Yes, we've got too many predictions.
Speaker 2: We gotta end the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not after, not before we predict this ship.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink this beer.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's gonna drink this beer. While he's drinking the beer,
Speaker 1: he says five. I say four, and we're gonna see
Speaker 1: who's right on the next exciting episode of Coo Mander
Speaker 1: Cookout podcast