Speaker 1: I'd like to welcome everybody to Laura Keane after Dark
Speaker 1: and Eric er Hi and producer Brian Hey, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm feeling lately, and I'm I know you guys
Speaker 1: make fun of me because think when I say I'm
Speaker 1: a sensitive and I have psychic.
Speaker 2: Ability wipe the lipstick off from now.
Speaker 1: She didn't whatever. I don't even care what my face like.
Speaker 3: Two days since hold on, hold on, I changed the car.
Speaker 2: I don't think I heard that correctly. What did you
Speaker 2: just say? I don't care what my face looks like
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: I don't. Wow, I really don't.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 3: Some tears out of I mean, look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a hot mess, but you're just a mess.
Speaker 1: This that said, I truly believe, and something in my
Speaker 1: deepest gut is telling me that there is something big
Speaker 1: about to happen, not only to me, but to you and.
Speaker 3: To you well allegedly there's something coming from Hollywood to me.
Speaker 3: So that is where is that?
Speaker 2: By the way, it should be here in the next
Speaker 2: probably a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Bigger than that. Life is life, celebrity sign sign life stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel like this. I don't know I'm feeling like
Speaker 1: a psychic right now, I'm feeling a little psychic. I
Speaker 1: feel like you guys should psycho psychic.
Speaker 3: The same joke at the same time.
Speaker 1: This is really signs. Look for signs, pay attention, and
Speaker 1: follow your gut because I think we're being spoken to.
Speaker 3: I just want to say, you're going to do this
Speaker 3: one time and one of us will get a car accident.
Speaker 2: No, oh my god, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, my god. No, like something big is going to happen.
Speaker 3: Then you'll come. Producer Brian died.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll be damn.
Speaker 3: She was good. She was right. She called it, he died.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna ask mister Predicto.
Speaker 2: He's because he's always accurate.
Speaker 1: Mister Predicto is something big on the horizon for the
Speaker 1: three of us.
Speaker 2: Huge, there is no doubt.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you know what.
Speaker 3: When at home, I'll ask my Zoltar machine.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I love so.
Speaker 3: I got one. That's it's twelve inches tall. It's fully
Speaker 3: animatronic though.
Speaker 1: Funny though, does he spit out little?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 2: What where'd you get that?
Speaker 3: I found it online?
Speaker 2: I'll show you a video after God, that's so cool.
Speaker 3: Like the arms move, the the orb glows, the eyes
Speaker 3: and mouth moved to.
Speaker 1: I believe it's.
Speaker 3: Only a foot tall too. It's so funny. I love it.
Speaker 1: What kind of like fortunes? Does he spit out like.
Speaker 3: The same, like exulta like the Zultar cards, but they're
Speaker 3: just many versions.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 3: They actually is really funny. Actually it's like one hundred
Speaker 3: and sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: Wait where did you say you had it?
Speaker 3: I forget online some random plate. I love machines.
Speaker 1: I love oh my god, I love it's big. I
Speaker 1: anytime I see one putting a quarter or five.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, I've hit that one a couple of times.
Speaker 3: They're fun. I want to buy one. They're like fifteen grand.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a big, big, big one.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I might be worth it that there's
Speaker 3: that'd be so much fun.
Speaker 1: I know, like rented out to parties or something.
Speaker 3: I'm just there's two things I want. I like buying
Speaker 3: those big things that are useless but commodities. One is
Speaker 3: a pinball machine, to the other is a Zultar machine.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get though, someday.
Speaker 1: I get the Zultar.
Speaker 3: First, yeah, yes, for sure.
Speaker 1: Now Eric apparently had a misshap with his phone that
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, what happened to your phone?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know, I am a stickler. I'm very organized.
Speaker 2: I paid all my bills on time. Really, I never
Speaker 2: he knows where every side.
Speaker 3: I never every Republican party he's ever made.
Speaker 2: So I go to call you today me, Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: gonna call me. I was gonna call you. This was
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 3: Actually never called me before.
Speaker 2: I got I know, but I needed to ask you
Speaker 2: something and it said, uh, the cellular I was trying
Speaker 2: to rush to do something and as I said, the
Speaker 2: cellularler user's phone has been disabled. So I'm like what.
Speaker 2: So I texted you and said, hey, can you give
Speaker 2: me break? Because I had it and I thought maybe
Speaker 2: I input the number wrong because I never have to
Speaker 2: call him for anything. You're the one that always annoys,
Speaker 2: you know. So I was like, oh, so I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: that's the right numbers. I thought, well call it again.
Speaker 2: Same thing. I'm in my car coming to the podcast
Speaker 2: on Monday night for the live show, and I.
Speaker 1: Tell you something that happened to me when I was
Speaker 1: trying to call you today. I mean on Monday, it
Speaker 1: went right to voicemail and it said this subscriber no
Speaker 1: longer accepts voicemails.
Speaker 2: Or something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so continue, Okay, something is weird.
Speaker 2: So I tried texting Laura and it's an undeliverable I
Speaker 2: tried texting somebody else undeliverable, texting somebody else undeliverable. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on? So then I try
Speaker 2: and call her and it says my phone has been
Speaker 2: my phone service has been shut off. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's impossible.
Speaker 1: Oh god, here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm literally calling her number and it sends me and
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this a fraud? Like is this some
Speaker 2: sort of a weird scam that's going on right now?
Speaker 2: So I'm it says you you have a five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars phone bill due, and I'm like, that's impossible because
Speaker 2: I pay my phone bill every single month on the
Speaker 2: date that it's due, Like it comes right out of
Speaker 2: my account. Well guess who hadn't paid their phone bill
Speaker 2: for the last three months? How I was like what,
Speaker 2: I'm like that, I guess that's how busy. So then
Speaker 2: I'm literally sitting waiting together, got.
Speaker 1: Your phone your phone service turn.
Speaker 2: And the weird thing was is I had just texted
Speaker 2: you and it and she had texted me.
Speaker 3: Back because you can text through I Message, which isn't
Speaker 3: through your carrier, that's just through Apple system.
Speaker 2: No, but then it then it stopped like I had
Speaker 2: called her and it went to her voicemail. I didn't
Speaker 2: get any kind of thing. So at about six o'clock
Speaker 2: on the dot, it must have or six thirty it
Speaker 2: must have shut my phone off, and I was like what.
Speaker 2: So it was the craziest thing. So I literally sitting
Speaker 2: in the drive through waiting to get my doctor pepper
Speaker 2: and because I had so much time because the person
Speaker 2: in front of me ordered so much food that I
Speaker 2: had to pay my phone bill and the weird three
Speaker 2: months worth three months worth, and then you. I logged
Speaker 2: onto my bank account and noticed that the last two
Speaker 2: months never came out.
Speaker 3: Is it on auto pay? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But for some reason. So then I'm literally going through
Speaker 2: and checking everything else came out. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: and I've never had that happen before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I make sure that they don't bounce your ting
Speaker 3: your credit score for that. Yeah, can test that if
Speaker 3: you can be.
Speaker 1: Careful next time you roll on up to TJ Max,
Speaker 1: because when you roll back on out, your car might
Speaker 1: be hitched up to Oh oh my gosh, she forgot
Speaker 1: to make your carpet.
Speaker 2: That's all done through my bank. So I'm I'm good there.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: But I was like what I could not believe.
Speaker 3: But one time he tries to call me so and so.
Speaker 2: Then when I was trying to call at and T,
Speaker 2: it says, oh, no, you can't call from your phone.
Speaker 2: You have to call from another phone. And I'm all,
Speaker 2: that makes sense. Who has another phone? Like you're my provider?
Speaker 2: Can I just call for my phone? But no, apparently not.
Speaker 3: Did you get fixed? Or are you like waiting for
Speaker 3: it to come back on? Mm hmm. I was fast,
Speaker 3: but that was a bullet that I that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Didn't like biting onto.
Speaker 3: Mister perfect bill record. Oh my god, three delinquent months came.
Speaker 2: You believe it. I and I never got I never
Speaker 2: got a text message. I never got an email. No
Speaker 2: I didn't. I swear to god.
Speaker 3: I feel like you'd have to write.
Speaker 2: I would think so too.
Speaker 3: I get an email when it's coming up. I get
Speaker 3: a text when.
Speaker 2: Boy, they certainly they certainly texted me when I paid it,
Speaker 2: but to let me know, hey, you're you know, usually
Speaker 2: they'll send a thing saying, hey, your your bill's doing
Speaker 2: like five days or whatever. I didn't get anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: When I go home, I've got to look at my
Speaker 2: account and see if something happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, check your color beliefs.
Speaker 2: And you're like, I checked everything. Everything else is good.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 3: He checks his banks, like, oh I amount of money,
Speaker 3: that's the problem. I spent. So I bought so many
Speaker 3: sneakers this month. I actually have a balance.
Speaker 1: Of zero, not out of the question. Okay, roll the
Speaker 1: random news music. We're gonna do a little bit of that,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna play a game because I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for somebody to agree to play the game with us.
Speaker 1: That's what I was on the phone texting. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you in a minute.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I want to see if this person has a responded.
Speaker 3: Is that someone we've had on the show before?
Speaker 4: Uh? Have we?
Speaker 1: I think maybe once?
Speaker 2: Male or female.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. Okay, here is the
Speaker 1: Rander News did you know there's a new calculator that
Speaker 1: will tell you how ugly your job is making you.
Speaker 2: Oh I want to Oh my god, where can we
Speaker 2: get that?
Speaker 1: Okay, you can go online and do this.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's just like how fat you get from singing
Speaker 3: a desk all day.
Speaker 1: See, it depends on like Okay, some people worry about
Speaker 1: their jobs being stressful or dangerous or soul sucking. But
Speaker 1: now we have to worry about our jobs making us ugly.
Speaker 1: A skincare clinic has created an online test. It calculates
Speaker 1: how your work day maybe aging your skin, based on
Speaker 1: things like shift patterns, regular hours, working location, stress levels,
Speaker 1: and physical activity. And they say this calculator is based
Speaker 1: on actual scientific studies. Okay, it's just a simple questionnaire. Okay,
Speaker 1: but uh there's there are four possible results.
Speaker 3: I'm fine, I got skin caroutine. I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: I do too, Minor, moderate, severe, and extreme.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's only bad news. Okay, what's the website?
Speaker 1: Okay, go to Harley h A. R. L. E. Y
Speaker 1: Street skin Clinic dot com. So we're talking.
Speaker 3: I don't trust this place.
Speaker 1: Your job could make you, like your hair thin out
Speaker 1: because of stress, frown lines, poor posture, that for sure
Speaker 1: could happen if you're working a dust job, sun spots,
Speaker 1: if you're working out in the sun, saggy skin, jowls.
Speaker 3: Also the dish bags, so I don't I don't trust them, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Latest in fashion? Did you know in Milan Fashion Week?
Speaker 1: They did, I say, did I do this story about
Speaker 1: how the new trend, you know, how like guys wear
Speaker 1: those super low slung pants, but they wear.
Speaker 3: The boxers, so that's an old trend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, the new trend is no boxers. Plumbers crack.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was a big deal on the lawn
Speaker 1: fashion Week.
Speaker 3: Why is Eric being like, uh, gross, mister, no underwear,
Speaker 3: commando jeans over here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't show plumbers.
Speaker 1: But you don't want to see somebody's like crack.
Speaker 3: I know, but he's like, he's like, oh gross, no underwear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'd rather show my balls than my butt crack.
Speaker 3: I'd rather see your butt crack than anything else.
Speaker 1: That's what I'd rather see.
Speaker 3: Is that even a question?
Speaker 1: I don't know balls?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm interested. I haven't seen those.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's curiosity.
Speaker 1: The butt crack is a butt crack, right, all right?
Speaker 1: Here are some live hacks that you've maybe never heard
Speaker 1: of that people swear by. A pinch of salt in
Speaker 1: your coffee apparently makes it taste so much better. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to shorter wait time at the DMV,
Speaker 1: make an appointment. Go right before they close because they
Speaker 1: are moving everybody. We're oal fast, fast, fast fast, because
Speaker 1: everybody wants to go home.
Speaker 3: Actually go to the Truelavista DMV.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Five minutes in and out.
Speaker 1: Open bags of chips from the bottom. It's where all
Speaker 1: the seasoning rests.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Flipping the bag makes it sprinkle down, so you have
Speaker 1: better tasting chips the whole way through.
Speaker 3: You just shake it a little bit before you open it.
Speaker 1: I think this is a better way, all right. Write
Speaker 1: down every good idea you have. Don't rely on your memory.
Speaker 1: Have a pad of paper with you and write it down.
Speaker 2: That's so true.
Speaker 3: I do have a bad memory.
Speaker 1: Oh and I have so many ideas, and then they
Speaker 1: are gone. They just are pulled into the stratosphere. Microwave
Speaker 1: everything twice as long, half the heat, like two minutes
Speaker 1: on five instead of one minute on full because it
Speaker 1: cooks more evenly.
Speaker 3: I hate microwaving stuff, and I'm not even like the
Speaker 3: old radiation. It's just it doesn't taste as good. I
Speaker 3: feel like microwaving makes it taste worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the worst possible way to cook something else.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just because it seems gross after and it
Speaker 3: tastes the same. But like, it's not a good type
Speaker 3: of heat. It's I have a convection oven, Yeah, those
Speaker 3: are good.
Speaker 1: Do you have a air fryer?
Speaker 3: Those are cool?
Speaker 1: Those are I do, But I've never used it.
Speaker 3: You don't cook I know. I don't make chicken nuggets
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: No, I never made it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had the Trader Joe's chicken nuggets?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: But have you heard about the Walmart chicken nuggets? Okay?
Speaker 1: There there have been videos going viral about people cutting
Speaker 1: into these Walmart brand chicken nuggets and there is no chicken.
Speaker 3: It's just McDonald's.
Speaker 1: It's saying there's no meat in it, and just people
Speaker 1: go where the meat? Wellmart, where the meat?
Speaker 3: I feel like people, Yeah, but I feel chicken nuggets
Speaker 3: have kind of fallen off in popularity.
Speaker 2: They're so good.
Speaker 1: I'm somebody a friend of mine. Just ordered some today,
Speaker 1: No from Jack in the Box. I know I'm not
Speaker 1: a I'm not a nugget fan. Every once in a
Speaker 1: while McDonald's and I know they're.
Speaker 3: Just like I know they're so believe me, I know that.
Speaker 1: But it's like the junkiest of junk food.
Speaker 3: There's nothing I'd buy McDonald's. It's so gross.
Speaker 1: Fries the worries.
Speaker 3: Don't even like their fries. You know who has good fries,
Speaker 3: Jack in the Box. That's the only good thing Jack
Speaker 3: the Box has besides tacos, is their curly fries.
Speaker 2: Jack and Box.
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry right now. Okay, here are some things
Speaker 1: that everybody experiences but really never talks about. So let's
Speaker 1: talk about it. When you're in the backseat of a
Speaker 1: car that makes a sharp turn and you push your
Speaker 1: fingers into the seat in front of you to keep
Speaker 1: you from falling over, Like, what sense does that make? No,
Speaker 1: When you're lying in bed and you have to pee,
Speaker 1: but you're too tired to get out of bed to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and your blad is too full
Speaker 1: to sleep, so you just kind of sit there and suffer.
Speaker 1: Do you do that out?
Speaker 3: Hell? Nola to me?
Speaker 1: Yes, Like I will sit there and I will hold
Speaker 1: my peep because I'm so tired I don't want to
Speaker 1: get up and go to the bathroom, and then like
Speaker 1: I'm miserable.
Speaker 3: The alternative is literally like peeing your bed or not.
Speaker 3: I mean it's warm for a minute and smell bad.
Speaker 1: When you briefly talk to somebody at a party back
Speaker 1: in twenty or two thousand and nine and then you've
Speaker 1: been Facebook friends with them ever since, like some random person.
Speaker 1: Do you have someone like that?
Speaker 3: Probably like you do. When I was eighteen, I went
Speaker 3: to Barona with a bunch of friends. Yeah okay, and
Speaker 3: we were playing blackjack and we like, we're hitting it
Speaker 3: up with this dealer, and we like we well ended
Speaker 3: up following each other and like we all end up
Speaker 3: following this dealer on Instagram and vice versa. Never talk
Speaker 3: to that person again, but you still are No, I
Speaker 3: just recently followed them. They're a tattoo artist in Colorado.
Speaker 1: Now, I think when you have the perfect spot around
Speaker 1: a campfire, but the smoke zero's right in on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens all the time. When you walk into a
Speaker 1: room but you forgot what you went in there to do,
Speaker 1: and you just stand there frozen.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't do that.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what am I supposed to do right now?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What am I doing right now? Where am I?
Speaker 3: I feel like you do that more than you know
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Oh I. When you swallow something weird and you get
Speaker 1: that super hard yeah thing in your throat like it's
Speaker 1: just water, you swallow like in a weird way, and
Speaker 1: it's so painful.
Speaker 3: I get that with that. Burger's a lot for some reason.
Speaker 1: Burgers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Burgers give me that weird throat feeling.
Speaker 1: When you spend do you ever do this? You spend
Speaker 1: the entire day in waiting mode until you you have
Speaker 1: your appointment at two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: You waste the whole day just in and like anticipation.
Speaker 1: When you're calling somebody, you pray and hope that they
Speaker 1: don't pick up. Oh, yes, so they can see that
Speaker 1: you tried to contact them and the call was missed,
Speaker 1: and so they know that you were trying to reach
Speaker 1: out and just think.
Speaker 3: About them and they'll just text you back or something.
Speaker 1: Yes. When you stare at a bad driver as you
Speaker 1: pass them to see if they look as stupid as
Speaker 1: they're driving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, do.
Speaker 2: You think I would ever do that?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? You live for that.
Speaker 3: We have to check and see if it's a woman
Speaker 3: or not. Now I'm kidding, oh.
Speaker 1: Boy, but no, everybody does that? Like, Okay, who who
Speaker 1: is this person? Driver? I have to see what this
Speaker 1: person looks like? Okay, Now, which one of these dreams?
Speaker 1: Have you had a dream where you're being chased?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: A dream about falling?
Speaker 3: Falling not like a dream, but I get the sensation
Speaker 3: a lot like falling, as when you're falling asleep and
Speaker 3: you kind of get that weird.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the wives tale or the myth
Speaker 1: or whatever that if you are dreaming that you are
Speaker 1: falling and you actually hit the ground, you die.
Speaker 3: I've heard that.
Speaker 1: You have heard that.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't believe, but I think it's.
Speaker 3: Actually I think I've had a dream where I hit
Speaker 3: the ground. Oh, I remember it, though.
Speaker 1: That sounds now a dream about running late to something
Speaker 1: super important?
Speaker 3: No, oh, come on, maybe I've definitely had the no
Speaker 3: close at school dream. Oh, I have to that one's rough.
Speaker 3: That's a rough dream.
Speaker 2: I have the naked dreams all the time, not to
Speaker 2: not where I'm at school, but where I'm like in
Speaker 2: the middle of a mall or in a party or something,
Speaker 2: and I'm start naked and I always have to pee.
Speaker 1: When you're only because you're in bed naked and you
Speaker 1: have to peak.
Speaker 2: I never heard the dream I had where I was
Speaker 2: at a party completely naked, and I had to go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, and I was at a urinal and
Speaker 2: Betty White was standing next to me, being.
Speaker 3: Stand up your implying Betty White had a Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, Eric, I love you and I listen to
Speaker 1: everything you say. But something I honestly that dream did
Speaker 1: not retain in my brain of yours crazy tream.
Speaker 2: Let me color myself surprised.
Speaker 1: When you dream you're dying, Have you ever had a
Speaker 1: dream you're dying?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Have you ever had a dream where you're in
Speaker 1: school taking a test and you're just like your your
Speaker 1: pencil doesn't work, or your eraser isn't working or something.
Speaker 1: I think, So I dream where you're pregnant. No, or
Speaker 1: I dreamed that about killing somebody. I don't think so
Speaker 1: I dream were naked in public?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, my dreams are nonsensical. They're great though,
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 1: But do you ever have nightmares?
Speaker 3: No, I've only had like a couple of nightmares of
Speaker 3: my entire life.
Speaker 1: Same. I usually have really nice dreams and oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: oh I have drinking dreams. I've had dreaming dreams and
Speaker 1: drug dreams. Yes. Where like I'm trying to like lay
Speaker 1: out a line, one's.
Speaker 3: One intense dream away from relapsing.
Speaker 1: No, this is a normal thing. This is a normal thing. No,
Speaker 1: And like the water gets on it, I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I can't do it because it's all wet now, and
Speaker 1: like my coke is yes, it's it's awful. And then
Speaker 1: I wake up and I'm like, wait, what what what
Speaker 1: did I do? I'm like, oh, thank god, It's like
Speaker 1: the best feeling in the world to wake up from
Speaker 1: a dream like that.
Speaker 3: That's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. Now the state of tipping, let's talk
Speaker 1: about tipping.
Speaker 3: Getting out of hand.
Speaker 2: It's getting crazy.
Speaker 1: Talk about tipping.
Speaker 2: Do you notice how they all are at twenty five
Speaker 2: percent right now? And you have to it's it's the
Speaker 2: one that's always highlighted. You have to go through and
Speaker 2: look because I'm like the minium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the minimum now is like eighteen percent. I still
Speaker 3: tip ten. I think ten's a fine number of the tip.
Speaker 1: The average tip is now eighteen point nine percent. Men
Speaker 1: tip a little bit more than women, just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Millennials are the best tippers. The biggest tippers gen Z,
Speaker 1: second Gen X, third Boomers not so much. The highest
Speaker 1: tipping state is Delaware and then Indiana, West Virginia in
Speaker 1: New Hampshire, California leaves the worst tips of any state.
Speaker 3: Because everybody wants to tip here. Yeah, it's everybody.
Speaker 2: I mean, Starbucks is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Starbucks started this. They are the problem. They started
Speaker 3: this weird tipping.
Speaker 1: Like with that one, with the one, the three, the five,
Speaker 1: or like that.
Speaker 3: They started the let's just ask you a quick question,
Speaker 3: and like, why do I have to tip my fast
Speaker 3: foods coffee?
Speaker 1: What about the screens that like flip like you flip
Speaker 1: it and then like and then you have they have
Speaker 1: to flip it back over so they'll see that you
Speaker 1: press no.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate when it's also when it's a family,
Speaker 3: rible yeah, and they're clearly not like all the money
Speaker 3: is going to the family and they're paying out. So
Speaker 3: it's just like you want to pay extra for your meal.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's so stressful.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, what makes us tip more or less? Quality
Speaker 1: of service was the top answer, followed by how much
Speaker 1: it will cost me, following by social pressure and knowing
Speaker 1: how much the server makes an hour.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, I actually would think about that because
Speaker 3: I went to cheesecake factory this last week and the
Speaker 3: bill cheesecake anyways, bill was like ninety something dollars and
Speaker 3: I tipped probably about fifteen percent, which is low, but
Speaker 3: I don't care because I'm so tired of tipping. But
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody and it was like, well,
Speaker 3: that's like how they get their income. I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: let's just let I tip them fifteen. Let's say they
Speaker 3: pay out the bus boys and let's say that takes
Speaker 3: off five off of my tip, but let's say it's
Speaker 3: a third. And let's say they have to pay out
Speaker 3: to a certain amount to the restaurant. So let's say
Speaker 3: that's like six seven bucks or something. If they can
Speaker 3: get like five to six seven tables an hour, like
Speaker 3: it's actually not that bad, Like they're probably doing pretty
Speaker 3: okay then, even like I don't think it's like I
Speaker 3: think it's well above minimum wage and they still have
Speaker 3: to make minimum wage.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like I feel like they're they're doing Okay.
Speaker 1: Seventy nine percent of us always are usually leave a
Speaker 1: tip at sit down places, and they somebody this survey
Speaker 1: ass has tipping gotten out of control in the past
Speaker 1: five years, and seventy one percent of people said yes.
Speaker 2: Yes over since COVID.
Speaker 3: Has gotten out of I don't control anything with a fast,
Speaker 3: anything with a counter. I have to walk up to
Speaker 3: an order. You're not getting tipped.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, now she has not agreed, but she has
Speaker 1: not disagreed. So we're gonna call Anti Dodoo and we're
Speaker 1: gonna play this game.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's just the game.
Speaker 1: Have you ever. We're gonna go just do a few
Speaker 1: because she's tired, and I know she takes her pot
Speaker 1: gummy at night to go to sleep. But don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Don't say oh my god, and don't, for God's sakes,
Speaker 1: don't mention her age because she's so funny. I just
Speaker 1: love Okay, here we go. I just thought it would
Speaker 1: be funny. Okay, here we go. And she's been like
Speaker 1: a little bit bummed lately, and so I kind of
Speaker 1: want to just cheer up.
Speaker 2: I'll cheer her up.
Speaker 1: I know she loves you. She only she only.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: She is comments on your Facebook stuff, not mine, and
Speaker 1: like she's known me since I'm born. Okay, am I connected? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's see.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say hi to her first, I think,
Speaker 3: so let.
Speaker 1: Me see, let me see. I'm sorry, guys, just got
Speaker 1: to make sure. Yes, I'm connected. Okay, turn turn her up,
Speaker 1: turn her up, because here we go. Auntie. Now, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank god, we can cast on the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's ringing here. Okay, it's ringing here, bring it up.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, if i'd answer you or not?
Speaker 2: Oh you hot? You hot, little lady.
Speaker 4: You it's not Laura.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Auntie Dodo. We're doing the podcast, and I thought it
Speaker 1: would be fun just to play real quick this game
Speaker 1: with you. It's it's a game of have you ever done?
Speaker 1: And then I'm going to read a certain can you
Speaker 1: hear me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I got you?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, Auntie Dodo, I love you. I had
Speaker 1: fun hanging out with you, and I think you'd be
Speaker 1: great at this game because I love everything you say.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh. All right, Anti Dodoo and everybody
Speaker 1: else here. Have you ever used a fake ID?
Speaker 4: Have I ever used to pick? No? Hell?
Speaker 1: Have you ever snuck into a movie without pain?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: But your mother has.
Speaker 1: When you guys were young. Oh yeah, or when like
Speaker 1: she had kids?
Speaker 4: Oh no, she didn't have kids then. No, she and
Speaker 4: Melinda would do crazy things. You know that, I do
Speaker 4: you know you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: You sometimes afraid of my dad?
Speaker 1: Oh? Have you ever vandalized anything?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Have you ever trust? Have you ever trespassed somewhere you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been?
Speaker 4: Now? Come on, yes, I'm sure I have, but I
Speaker 4: can't think of it offhand.
Speaker 1: My mom tells me she trespassed at Lucille Ball's Halloween party.
Speaker 4: Yes she did, Yes she did. I was not there.
Speaker 1: Did you do something similar?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Anti? I think you and I should go trespass somewhere?
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know where she wants to Trustpass the casino.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the thunder down under Auntie Doodoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thunder, Oh, the thunder I've seen I've seen them.
Speaker 1: Oh is it fun.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, haven't you ever seen.
Speaker 2: Them not live?
Speaker 4: No? I never have thunder come down under.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit afraid. Why because they're big weeders
Speaker 1: in my face? Like, don't they like come up.
Speaker 4: To you and you don't have to PINTRM or anything?
Speaker 1: Laura, Okay, have you ever pretended to get your card
Speaker 1: declined so you wouldn't have to pay?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Hell no, no, you know I wouldn't do any crap
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: No, you are very very.
Speaker 4: Girl, you really are.
Speaker 1: Have you ever returned something after using it because you
Speaker 1: just wanted your mind, because you didn't like it, or
Speaker 1: because you wore it once and wanted to get rid
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: I wore it once and I felt like I looked
Speaker 4: like crap, so I didn't. I said, this has got
Speaker 4: to go back. Oh it was Where was it from
Speaker 4: your favorite place, Macy's?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And it was very full legged pants with this
Speaker 4: real wild print on it. And then I got the
Speaker 4: top to match it. Oh, I looked like I looked
Speaker 4: like an old tree okay, you know, with too many
Speaker 4: flowers on it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I took it back.
Speaker 1: You took it back.
Speaker 4: I had worn it. I had worn it.
Speaker 1: Did you take the tag off, or did you leave
Speaker 1: the tag on?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, I took the tag off and I kept it.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Throw it away. No.
Speaker 1: No, have you ever have you ever eaten food out
Speaker 1: of the trash?
Speaker 4: No? Oh Jesus, Laura, No, oh, oh god.
Speaker 1: No, I may memory not have Oh geez, have you
Speaker 1: ever not? Okay, Laura, Judy, be honest with this one.
Speaker 1: Have you ever snooped through somebody's medicine cabinet?
Speaker 4: No, not that I can think of. No, I'm sure
Speaker 4: people have snooped your mind?
Speaker 1: But is there anything good in there? No?
Speaker 4: Only my gummies, I know, my damn dummies alone, and
Speaker 4: that and.
Speaker 2: That jar of condoms.
Speaker 1: No, she needs her to go to sleep, and she
Speaker 1: takes it just about. Did you take your gummy?
Speaker 4: No? I take it at nine thirty.
Speaker 1: Now you take it out. Okay, okay, so we're good.
Speaker 1: We're pre gummy. Okay, so that's good.
Speaker 4: Yes, you are a pre gummy, or I would be.
Speaker 1: Have you ever created a fake excuse to get out
Speaker 1: of jury duty?
Speaker 4: Sure? No, of course.
Speaker 1: Have you ever told a kid a faked fact just
Speaker 1: to mess with them? Like something fake, just to like
Speaker 1: you've No, you've always been honest.
Speaker 4: With Christopher, You mean about the snipe punt?
Speaker 1: Wait, what's that?
Speaker 4: Have you ever been on a snipe punt?
Speaker 1: What's a snipe hunt? Is this a dirty thing that
Speaker 1: I'm saying over and over again.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it's not dirty at all. It's
Speaker 4: so stupid.
Speaker 2: You do that to a little kid.
Speaker 4: You say, oh, we're gonna go you know, we're gonna
Speaker 4: go out in the backyard tonight when it's dark, and
Speaker 4: we're going to go and find the snipes.
Speaker 1: And then those are supposed to be like mystical creatures
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Who there's no snipe There's no such thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, how about this? Have you ever regifted something you got?
Speaker 4: Of course? Of course?
Speaker 1: Have you ever given it to beautiful number two?
Speaker 4: My mom? Well, I might have if somebody gave me
Speaker 4: something and I didn't like it or she did. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure we have. I'm sure. Oh, I'm sure we have. Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, she's just as bad as I am.
Speaker 1: Have you ever lied about why you didn't answer your phone?
Speaker 4: Of course? Like what if I don't if I don't
Speaker 4: want to talk to someone, if I don't want to
Speaker 4: talk to this person that's calling me, I think you know,
Speaker 4: piss off. I don't want to talk to you, so
Speaker 4: I don't answer it. I've got a girl up in
Speaker 4: Portland that keeps calling me, and she's she's got all
Speaker 4: kinds of mental problems and I don't want to take
Speaker 4: her on. I don't want to talk to her, so
Speaker 4: I just ignore her.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think we all have somebody in our life
Speaker 1: like that that you just it's an energy suck. You
Speaker 1: just don't have the energy for it.
Speaker 4: What's my little boy Eric doing sitting there?
Speaker 1: He is? He looks cute.
Speaker 2: I'm just listening to your voice.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're done with the game. Do you have any Oh,
Speaker 1: Auntie Doodoo. I wanted you to give Eric your incredible
Speaker 1: piece of advice you gave me when I asked you,
Speaker 1: what is your most important piece of advice you could
Speaker 1: pass on?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You?
Speaker 1: No, I don't What is what advice would you give somebody?
Speaker 1: What is the most important piece of advice you could
Speaker 1: give somebody? What did you tell me?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Be honest, find a nice guy and don't marry a
Speaker 1: piece of shit.
Speaker 4: Is absolutely I want you to find a nice guy
Speaker 4: and don't marry a piece of sh no.
Speaker 1: Oh God, we love you, Auntie Doodoo. Thanks for playing
Speaker 1: our game with us and being on our podcast. I
Speaker 1: just love hearing your voice all the time.
Speaker 4: It makes me so happy to behave yourselves.
Speaker 2: I know you can't do that there, listen, Eric, it's
Speaker 2: a full time job just trying to keep her in line.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can well imagined, I can thank you.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you all right.
Speaker 1: We love you so much.
Speaker 4: I love you, honey.
Speaker 1: I love you because you go get your gummy and
Speaker 1: go night night.
Speaker 4: About twenty minutes, Okay, I love you, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: See that was worth talking to her. She's just the best.
Speaker 1: And she's been having kind of like low daisly like
Speaker 1: some low days, and I'm like, I just want to
Speaker 1: make her, make her laugh.
Speaker 2: We should go see her.
Speaker 1: I would love to.
Speaker 2: She's awesome.
Speaker 1: Run of Marong, let's go anyway. That's a podcast. Hope
Speaker 1: you liked it. We love you, and uh that's it.
Speaker 1: Next week we have a whole new bunch of shows
Speaker 1: coming your way. We do and love your podcast, mean it,
Speaker 1: love your podcast and love you and I love you
Speaker 1: my sweet babies. Bye bye.