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<v Speaker 1>Hello, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, oh no, some things are worth waiting for.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me Cecily Knobler here with you, Stephanie say, I

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<v Speaker 2>say hi to the Okay everybody, Hey everybody, I'm so mad.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie has been texting me. She's agitated. Let's just say

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<v Speaker 2>she's more agitated than I am about this episode. But

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<v Speaker 2>I believe she is feeling what a lot of you

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<v Speaker 2>are feeling. I'm feeling it, but just not as strongly.

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<v Speaker 2>Stephanie's coming in hot today, and I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>because oh, good reason, good reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I don't know why. Like it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm that disappointed. I don't care that much. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think I just think that the writing of this

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<v Speaker 1>show is absolutely insulting. I think it's that bad where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it feels Chatchypet, as we've said before, but

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<v Speaker 1>not even as good. I feel like Chatchypet could do

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<v Speaker 1>a better job, for sure. There's like little chatcha tea

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean we're we're pretty close. We're pretty close. Any

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<v Speaker 2>macro notes before we like just tear into this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I have one, Okay, it's the music. The

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<v Speaker 2>music is the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>With these shows.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you have somebody doing something no matter what,

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<v Speaker 2>if they're having sex or they're skulking around or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and you have the like boom boom boom boom boom boom,

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<v Speaker 2>which is constant, like the sneaky as we call it,

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<v Speaker 2>I call it, I used to call it sneaky Disney music.

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<v Speaker 2>We're speaking in and stealing the answering machine. Boom boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so crazy, We're just girls, like the really bad

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<v Speaker 2>rom coms of the nineties. Oh you left that answering

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<v Speaker 2>miss you left that on Jake's aunt.

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<v Speaker 1>We got it. There's no other way to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It but to sneak in and steal it, hiding behind

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<v Speaker 2>like wayes no, yes, yes, oh my god, Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>what this whole show is. Yeah, it's also I also

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<v Speaker 2>feel this would be a macro note.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I feel like they introduce concepts or storylines

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<v Speaker 1>and then they just leave them alone afterwards, which works

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<v Speaker 1>if you wrap it up in an episode, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>treating it like it's Seinfeld or something like that, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're not. This is one of those things where we're

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<v Speaker 1>telling a story over a whole season, but they're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing that, It's like, okay, so Lisa's dad died, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we and we wrap it up in an episode and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, okay, so we're just totally I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>just done.

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<v Speaker 2>She's good now, Yeah, she settled that, she went to

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<v Speaker 2>therapy and everything ready to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is treated very sitcomly, like this whole thing with

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<v Speaker 1>LT having a crush on her editor is treated kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a funny, like a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, everything, oh gohd you just wait, you just wait.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, I mean there's so many what if they

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<v Speaker 2>added a laugh track? Can you imagine? I almost want

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<v Speaker 2>to make an episode and add a laugh track to

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<v Speaker 2>for you and make you watch that, just a really loud,

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<v Speaker 2>aggressive Seinfeld laugh track.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should do it with just random constant,

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<v Speaker 1>like real loud, like real eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like the and every now and then it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a spattering of applause. But if you really pay attention

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<v Speaker 2>to the show, it's the same exact sound.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even bother to change. Yeah, it's really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And then oh, also here's another thing. Okay, so the

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<v Speaker 1>so and like maybe this will become clear, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know it. This is what it feels like to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like they're writing it as they go along,

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<v Speaker 1>like nobody sat down and said, Okay, here's what's going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. Here's the theme. Aiden is going to make

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<v Speaker 1>her wait five years and there's going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of push and pull and he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tortured about it, and she's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>changing her mind. No, it's just like, okay, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>now he's not waiting five years because now he so

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<v Speaker 1>he was only going to be waiting five years if

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<v Speaker 1>Wyatt was living with him, but now that why, it's

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<v Speaker 1>living with Kathy. That's done, Kathy. We we just had

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<v Speaker 1>an affair with Yees.

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<v Speaker 2>This fucked is excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like the Aiden of it All.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm so sorry my voice is kind of shaky,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm losing it, but like the Aiden of it All

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<v Speaker 2>is just it's it's horrific, as we've said from the beginning,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's just getting worse, Like it's trying my patience,

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<v Speaker 2>Like why has this character ever been written? Why did

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<v Speaker 2>any I sent Stephanie like I send you all these

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<v Speaker 2>montages of old olden days, remember, because I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to explain to you how abusive he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course he slapped the.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicotine patch on her.

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<v Speaker 1>He's horrible. He's horrible. He's horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a cheating and he hits her and then he

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<v Speaker 2>manipulates her to feel bad about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's so corny, he's so manipulative. He's it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing likable about this character. And we're but we're

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<v Speaker 1>all so. I don't know what we're supposed to believe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing, because I don't think the writers know either. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's try to make us care about something that I

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very good point, that's well said.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, hey, guys, let's get into this dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also loved it because I still at my core.

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<v Speaker 2>I still find this show comforting in a weird way,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't really know how to explain that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I kind of still like seek it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still excited, not excited, like overjoyed, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>Wat it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess you were relieved that Aiden's back. So

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<v Speaker 1>he comes in, He's got all these bags and here's

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<v Speaker 1>this is a thing, this is this leads me, this

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<v Speaker 1>is part of my macro note no reason, Yeah, never done.

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<v Speaker 1>He does say. He says, okay, well Whyatt went to

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<v Speaker 1>live with Kathy. We're going to find that out a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit later. But that still doesn't explain why the

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<v Speaker 1>five year thing is off right, Like, okay, so whenever

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<v Speaker 1>it's convenient for him, since Whyatt isn't with him, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he's moving in, Like he doesn't even say like

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<v Speaker 1>that just seems like a weird ass plan for your

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ex sort of current boyfriend who's saying, wait

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<v Speaker 1>for me five years to just show up. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm here for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, he's got okay, And so you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the big joke was the callback to before when they

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<v Speaker 2>were fighting when he moved into her studio apartment and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, why do you have all these clothes, Carrie,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like immediately going into her closet and telling

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<v Speaker 2>her to get rid of like things that he thinks

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<v Speaker 2>are kind of hoary. Remember there's one that's like a

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<v Speaker 2>sheer top and he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, when are you gonna wear this?

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, excuse me, don't mock the clothes. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's the joke here where he's like, maybe you could

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<v Speaker 2>take this little part. Oh, it's like emotionally abusive.

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<v Speaker 1>He's pretty emotionally abusive. Yeah. Also, also this was let's

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<v Speaker 1>not let's not totally skirt over the fact that she

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<v Speaker 1>got carpeting for her stairs, which so does that mean

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<v Speaker 1>she's in love with Duncan because she is so invested

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<v Speaker 1>in not making noise like a guy that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>there for six months? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Carrie Bradshaw? What are we watching again? And we come

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<v Speaker 2>back to this all the time. So I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to like stay, you know, harp on the same Is that.

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<v Speaker 1>The right word?

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<v Speaker 2>Harp Yeah, you're so tired? Doesn't make sense. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to, you know, beat a dead horse.

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<v Speaker 1>But she was strong.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, one of the things we loved about her

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<v Speaker 2>was she was a scrapper. She was strong, and it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean that she has to stay a scrapper. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, she's in her fifties. She can have some wealth,

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<v Speaker 2>she can have some you know, success.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 2>She always she was on her way, but not on

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<v Speaker 2>her way to be a freaking billionaire. She just glides

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<v Speaker 2>around this house like it's gray gardens. I don't recognize

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<v Speaker 2>anything about the old show. There's nothing to recognize, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody else, I mean, Samantha's not there, but everybody else

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of sort of the same. Miranda's obviously evolved

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<v Speaker 2>in other ways, but they're still like the same person.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Carrie? She's just like an a bend of her.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, so she's just all about these idiot guys

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<v Speaker 2>that are like dicks to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess. So there's nothing like attractive about

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<v Speaker 1>the way he's acting towards her right now. Awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just awful, and it makes me so mad about her.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you cut Harry with the big balls that

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<v Speaker 2>must have made you so mad well before we before

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<v Speaker 2>we get there. Yeah, so Carrie says that she's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be getting notes from Duncan her on her latest chapter,

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<v Speaker 2>and Aiden goes, what, why do you know you don't

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<v Speaker 2>need notes?

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<v Speaker 1>You're perfect?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right right, yeah, that had already happened. Okay, so yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he say you're perfect? And why would she

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<v Speaker 1>put up with somebody who's like, you're perfect? He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>read her book. She's not letting Aiden read her chapters.

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<v Speaker 1>That's never even come up as something that they would say.

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<v Speaker 1>So what anybody would see right through that.

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<v Speaker 2>He's already being totally you're perfect. You don't need some

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<v Speaker 2>guy who's duncan it's a guy. Oh, it's a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>How old is he peering through the windows? Which we'll

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just so weird that he would It's so

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<v Speaker 1>what do you not infantil that's not even the right word,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's so condescending to be like, you're perfect, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that was so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, Like, you meet some guy and he's so cheesy

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<v Speaker 2>Puns can be fine, but it's like exhausting, you know

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<v Speaker 2>when you have to laugh, you know when someone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the guy you're sleeping with, and on top of

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<v Speaker 2>him being that guy, he's a controlling abuser. Well so

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<v Speaker 2>now you have both yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And but also we as an audience are supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're supposed to like him, right right? She

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<v Speaker 1>dos like right now, yeah she does. She laughs at

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<v Speaker 1>as stupid jokes. And but it's you know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gaslighting to us that we're like, no, we all

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<v Speaker 1>hate him. Everybody on Reddit hates him. No, nobody likes him.

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<v Speaker 1>So what are we supposed to be feeling. It'd be

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<v Speaker 1>one thing if we were allowed, if we were all

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<v Speaker 1>in it together, like oh my god, you know how,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's nothing charming about him to even help us

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I know, yes, exactly that. And you know

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<v Speaker 2>it's so messed up. That's so upsetting. Is we finally

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<v Speaker 2>got through the Chay years. We did it, yes with

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<v Speaker 2>you guys, you really you messed up. You listened though,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, okay, we hear you, we're gonna fix it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then never mention jaeg it like just just killed

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<v Speaker 2>them off. They're just gone, that never happened. Okay, good job,

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<v Speaker 2>and now you've got to do it again, Like how

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<v Speaker 2>can you keep messing up like this?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing that's really disappointing Studford.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, just like you'll just move to Japan never

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<v Speaker 2>to be heard from again. Right, not even a less respectful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just respreadful to the real actor, like all those

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<v Speaker 2>years that he put in. But they couldn't kill him

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<v Speaker 2>off because they too many people have left the show,

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<v Speaker 2>so they just have to. He just went in the night,

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<v Speaker 2>left his marriage and all his best friends. Never occasionally,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she could get a letter from Stanford.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't that be nice?

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<v Speaker 2>She gets a letter and reads it and we can

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<v Speaker 2>all feel a little something. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead, it's just like an occasional text with Samantha. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what was up?

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<v Speaker 1>What time is it London? You're in London?

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<v Speaker 2>You're Samantha used to be on the show. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't understand it. Ah but Dobby, Carrie, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get rid of this Aiden guy. I think they

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<v Speaker 2>should just AI her voice in and have her say

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<v Speaker 2>shit like that. He's so cheesy and Carrie, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you imagine how mad that actress would be?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it would be Kim Katrell would lose

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<v Speaker 2>her mind. She'd be like, I have never said okay

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<v Speaker 2>to this, this was not my contract. And then Ahbo

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<v Speaker 2>has to show her and they're like, yes it was.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't even talking about AI but a hundred to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's in their contract, like you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>layers wrote that shit. It was like, listen, the character

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<v Speaker 2>is always going to be owned by Warner Brothers, right,

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing you can really do about it, so they

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<v Speaker 2>can do whatever they want the ai her likeness. They're like, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>we're allowed to Hi, carry it's me leaving a message

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<v Speaker 2>on your voice mail. I'm in London. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you know that, but I hate Aiden. Bye Chow

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<v Speaker 2>Chow's okay, all right, Okay, so Harry has big balls?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, did we get to that? And then yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>can get to that because they're they're swollen. But why, like,

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<v Speaker 1>is that just his character? Is that just what they

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<v Speaker 1>do is like he gets to just kind of be

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<v Speaker 1>gross and like pee his pants and like talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his balls all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that is exactly what. But at least he's like

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<v Speaker 2>true to the character. He's who he always was, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't it doesn't bother me as much. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>A real a real thing. But then poor Lisa, she's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well in this scene, I have to bring you. I

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<v Speaker 2>brought you some big balls and he's like big balls

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<v Speaker 2>from a big balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's also what first of all, she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I brought you macadamia.

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<v Speaker 2>Nuts, right, big nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a weird thing where you're like, okay, am

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<v Speaker 1>I rude? Or is that just not something that like

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<v Speaker 1>your friend comes over to like bring macadamia nuts because

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<v Speaker 1>you hilarious had ball surgery. I didn't even think about

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<v Speaker 1>it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's just bad writing. It's like saying like I

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<v Speaker 2>brought you matza balls or.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing is like, this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>my big complaints, as you know, is all of the

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<v Speaker 1>punning is so they all do it though, right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way that everybody's character loves puns, right, they can't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not a thing like have you ever had

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in your friend group makes like puns all the time. No.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, if I did, I would and be alive.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I would have just walked into the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a couple and they're allowed, but like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not it's not my favorite thing. Yeah, I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>can have the one, but yeah, that's Harry's thing. So

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<v Speaker 2>Charlotte is just like so embarrassed though she's like, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>she's okay, I'm gonna say something really controvert, like these

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<v Speaker 2>don't get mad, don't come for me. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 2>that Kristin Davis anything bad should happened to her. She

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<v Speaker 2>seems like a nice person. But they need to kill

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<v Speaker 2>off Charlotte. Just kill if you're gonna kill off bit,

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<v Speaker 2>you got to kill off Charlotte. We can't have this anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be like an interesting storyline because like then

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<v Speaker 1>Harry is like, wait, but I was the one. I

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<v Speaker 1>was the one with surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>But then she just yeah, I don't know, and then

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<v Speaker 2>that's it, and then it's just Carrie and Miranda, and

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<v Speaker 2>then and then Aiden dies, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Steve has to be in the show a lot more.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, Mirinda, we're stuck with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's like I can't handle this right now, Like all

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<v Speaker 2>of my friends are like dying off Steve, Like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>you care, Mirinda going on with Brady?

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<v Speaker 1>Mariene, what do you care about? Brady?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you care more about? Like your friend done

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<v Speaker 3>than your son? Just like they have to kill off Aiden.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she's off on a peloton.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wouldn't that be Oh my god. Somebody

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<v Speaker 2>had the best idea and it was either on our

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<v Speaker 2>rose Pricks or on Reddit. I think it was on Reddit,

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<v Speaker 2>but either way, Okay, okay, this was someone said I

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<v Speaker 2>would not it was I was on threads. Somebody's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I would not be mad, And I think a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of us feel this way. We would not be mad

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<v Speaker 2>at the writers if they did the thing where it

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<v Speaker 2>was all a dream and we find out Bigs alive,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the next episode she dreamt all of this

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<v Speaker 2>and Bigs just alive. It was just a bad dream,

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<v Speaker 2>all of it. I would be fine with it. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like I was gonna say that, don't threatn me

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<v Speaker 2>with a good time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that idea.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a like it's and to just be like

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<v Speaker 2>we own it again again, are bad? We had, we

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<v Speaker 2>get two strikes, we had shaye, now we had this.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're gonna just start over one more time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but they won't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Okay. So Charlotte and Lisa go for.

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<v Speaker 2>A walk, right, you know you do all day when

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<v Speaker 2>they have jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go for a walk. Yeah. And Lisa's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a sex dream about my editor Marion. I was

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<v Speaker 1>working on a farm and he was like my farm

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<v Speaker 1>hand for some reason, and then he just like fucked

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<v Speaker 1>me like animal style. Like it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, why now, why would I have a dream like

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<v Speaker 2>that When I have a beautiful, sexy husband named Herbert

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<v Speaker 2>Senior happening to me, it's fine, Like for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>this whole character has also changed where she's like everybody flirts,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not Charlotte. She should be like stop that, that's rude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you remember her outfit In this Lisa's outfit,

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<v Speaker 1>she's wearing what it looks like she's been tented for termites.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so weird. And then it's got like a big

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<v Speaker 1>elephant broach root out root. It's a brooch, yeah, brooch

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<v Speaker 1>at her neck, but it's like humongous. It's like almost

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<v Speaker 1>as big as her head. It's so weird. And why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't Charlotte be like, yeah, I mean, like I understand

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<v Speaker 1>going like yeah, it's normal to have a sex dream

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. But you think she would say more about

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<v Speaker 1>it than.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, of course yeah, and Joy would, Especially her character,

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<v Speaker 2>she was always calling everybody out for cheating. She was

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<v Speaker 2>very upset when Carrie cheated on Aiden with Big. She

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<v Speaker 2>was mortified. She yelled at her a whole there was

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<v Speaker 2>a whole scene about it where she's like, how would

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<v Speaker 2>you feel you're the other woman, how would you feel?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, you don't even care, like you're so self centered.

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<v Speaker 2>She like totally calls her out, but now she's just

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<v Speaker 2>like it's cool, yevs okay. Then we coared the ejaculation

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<v Speaker 2>in a condom immediately I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So basically we go to the gallery and Charlotte

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<v Speaker 1>they have this this what do you call it? An

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<v Speaker 1>exhibit in sort of a recreation of a seventies thing

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<v Speaker 1>where there's like a mattress and there's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a nude model based down in bed and a big

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of booze, and then they're trying to place a condom,

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<v Speaker 1>a used condom.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of like this exhibit is that weird. I

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<v Speaker 2>was scared to tell you that, but I actually was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd go see that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty cool. I thought it was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not real spurt jizz that they're putting in that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but they all act like it is. I know, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, get it away from me. It's like mayonnaise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>now I sell that. They're like, we just want to

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<v Speaker 2>show like how messy women were. Okay, so they're doing

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<v Speaker 2>this whole exhibit and it takes apparently like seven of

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<v Speaker 2>them to put it together right, just assistance. They're recreating it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then all of a sudden, Charlotte gets vertigo right,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh my vertigo, it's back. I'm dizzy.

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00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm dizzy, and they're like, you can say. Someone says

419
00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:01.279
<v Speaker 2>something about a jiz bag, which should definitely be the

420
00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:05.039
<v Speaker 2>name of this episode, because someone says his bag, yeah,

421
00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:06.680
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, be careful that you don't get

422
00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:12.559
<v Speaker 2>on the jew's bag. Oh no, oh, yeah that was

423
00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:15.079
<v Speaker 2>and the music was playing. You know how funny vertigo is.

424
00:21:18.519 --> 00:21:20.680
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are mad. I saw this on

425
00:21:20.759 --> 00:21:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Reddit that that she was that they're like kind of

426
00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:27.039
<v Speaker 1>making fun a vertigo, like making it like a really fun.

427
00:21:27.079 --> 00:21:29.640
<v Speaker 2>It goes for real deal, Like it's I know older

428
00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:31.759
<v Speaker 2>people who have had it and you think you're dying.

429
00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:33.200
<v Speaker 1>It really is terrible.

430
00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like a like a hilarious comedy, you know,

431
00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:40.720
<v Speaker 2>from a reed agreed, And she's acting like it's so adorable,

432
00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:44.279
<v Speaker 2>like it's really for such huge laughs. Yeah, exactly.

433
00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:48.160
<v Speaker 1>So Okay, now we're we're going to get into something

434
00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:49.799
<v Speaker 1>that I got a lot to say about. So we

435
00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:53.599
<v Speaker 1>got to Miranda's house and she always stops by for

436
00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:57.000
<v Speaker 1>a visit, just comes to the door. She's like, hello,

437
00:21:57.279 --> 00:22:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I came back for a kiss and a quick drink pooh,

438
00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:03.880
<v Speaker 1>and she pulls out a big bottle of gin. This

439
00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:08.079
<v Speaker 1>is it's like a cartoon. It's like a cartoon bottle

440
00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:08.640
<v Speaker 1>of gin.

441
00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:14.200
<v Speaker 2>And she's like helloin and she's handing to her.

442
00:22:14.359 --> 00:22:16.759
<v Speaker 1>Now here's what I'm thinking at the time. I'm like,

443
00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:20.160
<v Speaker 1>there is no fucking way that Miranda hasn't told her

444
00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:20.839
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't drink.

445
00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't make any sense because Joy drinks a.

446
00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:27.119
<v Speaker 1>Lot, right, So that's they've gone out many times. They're

447
00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:31.039
<v Speaker 1>like girlfriends. Now, there's no way that Miranda hasn't told her. Well,

448
00:22:31.119 --> 00:22:33.960
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna turned out. It's going to turn out. Listen,

449
00:22:34.079 --> 00:22:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Miranda's turned her life over around around, She's moved her

450
00:22:39.160 --> 00:22:41.920
<v Speaker 1>she's adjusted a lot of stuff. She only got the

451
00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.759
<v Speaker 1>apartment she got because it takes dogs, right, Okay, She's

452
00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:50.400
<v Speaker 1>done a lot. So are we to believe that Joy

453
00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:53.720
<v Speaker 1>is not going to accommodate Miranda at all? So I

454
00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:55.559
<v Speaker 1>was I wrote to myself. I was like, there's no

455
00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:57.759
<v Speaker 1>way she wouldn't have told her she doesn't drink. And

456
00:22:57.799 --> 00:23:00.480
<v Speaker 1>then I wrote, Okay, apparently she did tell Joy she

457
00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't drink. And now that's even worse because Joy's like,

458
00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:09.720
<v Speaker 1>oh you don't drink. I forgot Okay, how do you

459
00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:13.240
<v Speaker 1>forget that your romantic partner doesn't drink?

460
00:23:13.440 --> 00:23:15.680
<v Speaker 2>That's why I wrote how would you forget that? I

461
00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:18.759
<v Speaker 2>literally wrote those words. However, I'm just going to give

462
00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:21.440
<v Speaker 2>you a little peak. Is that what they're going to

463
00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:23.039
<v Speaker 2>try to go. Where they're going to go with this

464
00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:25.960
<v Speaker 2>is that it's that she thought she just didn't drink

465
00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:28.240
<v Speaker 2>because it was not healthy. But she didn't understand that

466
00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:31.880
<v Speaker 2>she was an alcoholic because Miranda doesn't matter.

467
00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Though, it doesn't matter. Drinking is like such a loaded concept.

468
00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:38.799
<v Speaker 1>So even if you were like, it's it's no different

469
00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:40.519
<v Speaker 1>than if I was to say like, well, I'm on

470
00:23:40.559 --> 00:23:42.680
<v Speaker 1>a diet. I'm really on a diet, and you're like,

471
00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.440
<v Speaker 1>can I just keep this giant chocolate chip cookie at

472
00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:45.839
<v Speaker 1>your house?

473
00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:47.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

474
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:50.720
<v Speaker 1>I forgot you're on a diet. You don't mind though,

475
00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:53.079
<v Speaker 1>if I keep this humongous chocolate cake. I just wanted

476
00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:55.799
<v Speaker 1>to just house. I have a piece once in a while.

477
00:23:56.119 --> 00:23:58.799
<v Speaker 1>But that won't bother you, right, Like, it doesn't matter

478
00:23:59.240 --> 00:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>why she doesn't drink. She doesn't drink. So if you

479
00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:04.519
<v Speaker 1>if your partner didn't drink and you brought it over

480
00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:10.000
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh, I forgot you don't drink. Oh okay,

481
00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.599
<v Speaker 1>well you would say like, no, that's ridiculous. I'm not

482
00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:13.720
<v Speaker 1>leaving this at your house.

483
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.319
<v Speaker 2>No you would, yeah, of course, of course that's what

484
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:17.799
<v Speaker 2>you would say. You wouldn't be like, all right, so

485
00:24:17.799 --> 00:24:20.319
<v Speaker 2>it's no problem. Then if this giant bottle of booze

486
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:23.119
<v Speaker 2>that I somehow fit in my bag can stay.

487
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes it okay. I don't think the writers

488
00:24:27.519 --> 00:24:30.559
<v Speaker 1>are meaning to do this, But this is another one

489
00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:32.519
<v Speaker 1>of those things where I'm like, do you guys not

490
00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>think this through at all? Because that makes Joy horrible.

491
00:24:36.279 --> 00:24:41.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, she's she's ridiculous, she's narcissistic. She's not about

492
00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Miranda at all, So are we going to get another

493
00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:44.359
<v Speaker 1>shitty girlfriend?

494
00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:46.279
<v Speaker 2>But also who is Miranda?

495
00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:47.599
<v Speaker 1>Who Miranda?

496
00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Who is she? That Like she's just like, oh no,

497
00:24:51.079 --> 00:24:53.640
<v Speaker 2>it's fine, Like all of a sudden, all these two

498
00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:57.400
<v Speaker 2>strong women are just ridiculous. They're just like, no, no,

499
00:24:57.640 --> 00:25:01.519
<v Speaker 2>don't worry about it. Your needs for mine. That's not

500
00:25:01.599 --> 00:25:05.440
<v Speaker 2>who Charlotte ever was. I know that she's new to

501
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:07.720
<v Speaker 2>like not drinking, and she's new to being like she's

502
00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:10.880
<v Speaker 2>found someone, but it's just ridiculous, Like it's like a

503
00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Three's company thing. Again, just say, I am an alcoholic.

504
00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I can't have this here.

505
00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:17.640
<v Speaker 1>That's it, right. But also we're gonna well, but we're

506
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:20.519
<v Speaker 1>going to come to the part where she's like, well,

507
00:25:20.519 --> 00:25:23.119
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm not an alcoholic, so I can I can

508
00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:29.480
<v Speaker 1>actually understand from an alcoholics perspective. Not wanting to like

509
00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:33.200
<v Speaker 1>pathologize yourself early on in the relationship to be like,

510
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm not going to make being an

511
00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:38.720
<v Speaker 1>alcoholic my whole personality. I'm just someone who doesn't drink.

512
00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:42.319
<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. If I told you I don't

513
00:25:42.400 --> 00:25:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't drink, and you said to me, like, but

514
00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:47.680
<v Speaker 1>at all, and I was like, Nope, I don't. I

515
00:25:47.839 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 1>do not drink, first of all, you would ask why.

516
00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:53.279
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't just be like, oh, so either I lie

517
00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:56.559
<v Speaker 1>and say like, oh for health reasons, no reason. I'm

518
00:25:56.599 --> 00:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>just I just think I would ask.

519
00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:00.519
<v Speaker 2>I've been in those situations though, where someone says that

520
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:02.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm going out with says they don't drink, and I

521
00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:03.319
<v Speaker 2>don't ask why.

522
00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay. So let's say you're dating somebody and they

523
00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 1>haven't mentioned why, but you've been out with them many

524
00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:12.839
<v Speaker 1>times and you've drank and they don't drink. Okay, so

525
00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:17.200
<v Speaker 1>you would not there. There's a lot of steps involved

526
00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to like, you stopped, you bought a big bottle of

527
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:22.799
<v Speaker 1>gin to keep it at your girlfriend's house, you're driving

528
00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:26.640
<v Speaker 1>over there, you get there, you whip it out. At

529
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.119
<v Speaker 1>no point did you did it not occur to you

530
00:26:29.160 --> 00:26:32.480
<v Speaker 1>that your partner doesn't drink, Like at no point between

531
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:35.319
<v Speaker 1>buying a big bottle of gin for your girlfriend's house

532
00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and bringing it to her and presenting it right. It's

533
00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:43.599
<v Speaker 1>just very weird to me and like selfish. It's like, oh,

534
00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:45.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're trying to make joy great

535
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:45.640
<v Speaker 1>or not.

536
00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Well that I don't know, but I do know that

537
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:50.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like the character is like if bad writing is

538
00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:52.799
<v Speaker 2>that if they're they're here in the scene and then

539
00:26:52.839 --> 00:26:55.119
<v Speaker 2>in between scene, it's like a computer. They're just asleep.

540
00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Nothing's happened. There's no brain waves. Yeah, yeah, they're just

541
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:02.160
<v Speaker 2>sleeping like a Yeah, like a game, like a video game,

542
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:02.599
<v Speaker 2>like a.

543
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:06.599
<v Speaker 1>Black Mirror episode where nobody exists between their own scenes.

544
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:07.160
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

545
00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that would be awesome. Let's make that.

546
00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:12.839
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a Black Mirror episode.

547
00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.599
<v Speaker 2>That's so good, Marianda.

548
00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:18.960
<v Speaker 1>So Carrie and Aiden wake up in her bed after

549
00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:21.720
<v Speaker 1>an afternoon of fucking, which is so I don't want

550
00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:22.599
<v Speaker 1>to think about it.

551
00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.279
<v Speaker 2>You have to it right now. Think about it right now.

552
00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Whatever you're doing, close your eyes, think about Aiden's.

553
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:30.319
<v Speaker 1>In your face.

554
00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's never really all the way, you know, it

555
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:36.880
<v Speaker 2>just there. It's kind of half, which is even a

556
00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:39.119
<v Speaker 2>little bit worse because then they're trying to use it

557
00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:42.480
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, that's just not you know, all stages

558
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:45.359
<v Speaker 2>of sex with Aiden are awful. Like, I don't like

559
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:50.000
<v Speaker 2>after glow. After glow Aiden is a nightmare. Pre pre

560
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:53.839
<v Speaker 2>sex Aiden is a nightmare. I I don't like him here.

561
00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:58.279
<v Speaker 2>He gives me the ick so badly in every scene

562
00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:00.319
<v Speaker 2>I just kill okay scene Yeah.

563
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:04.200
<v Speaker 1>So Carrie's like, Harry's like, oh shit, it's seven twenty.

564
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>It's time for me to go downstairs for my writing session.

565
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:12.680
<v Speaker 1>And immediately Aiden starts acting passive aggressive. He's like, uh,

566
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:14.200
<v Speaker 1>what do you got to eat in the house.

567
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:18.160
<v Speaker 2>She's like, okay, I have I think I just told

568
00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:19.960
<v Speaker 2>you I have ten minutes I got to get downstairs.

569
00:28:20.119 --> 00:28:23.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what do you have to eat? Okay? She goes,

570
00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:23.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

571
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't really have much, but like there's like a

572
00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:30.359
<v Speaker 2>lot of stuff around, and he goes he looks at

573
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:34.839
<v Speaker 2>his phone and he goes, yeah. She's like, what's what's wrong?

574
00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:40.680
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, don't worry about it. Never mind what.

575
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:44.319
<v Speaker 2>I hate him so much, so of course Carrie has

576
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.519
<v Speaker 2>to be like, no, it's what what's cool? I was

577
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.680
<v Speaker 2>a little noyed in Carrie here though, but she didn't

578
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:51.440
<v Speaker 2>know he was coming, right, or she did know he

579
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:53.400
<v Speaker 2>was coming, she did know. He didn't just show up.

580
00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:55.759
<v Speaker 2>He didn't surprise her, like she knew he was coming.

581
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>We don't know.

582
00:28:57.000 --> 00:28:59.240
<v Speaker 2>We don't know how we say that, because she said,

583
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:01.039
<v Speaker 2>she's like, I meant to go to the store, but

584
00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. And that made me mad because it's like, Okay,

585
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:05.599
<v Speaker 2>he did give you some notice and you literally have

586
00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:09.079
<v Speaker 2>no job. You're not doing anything except writing, like this

587
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:11.160
<v Speaker 2>terrible book that you write, like you didn't even write

588
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:12.160
<v Speaker 2>this episode barely.

589
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:17.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well he I want to push back. Why wouldn't Okay,

590
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:20.359
<v Speaker 1>but what if he's coming to stay with her, why

591
00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:21.519
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't he bring some food?

592
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:25.119
<v Speaker 2>Then we could bring some foodies so rich, he's a billionaire,

593
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:29.119
<v Speaker 2>order you don't have to instacart that shit. You have

594
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.319
<v Speaker 2>a that She did this with Miranda too, like get

595
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:36.319
<v Speaker 2>some shit in your house. You're hosting people. So I

596
00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:39.559
<v Speaker 2>feel maybe it's this Texan in me. If you're inviting

597
00:29:39.559 --> 00:29:41.519
<v Speaker 2>people into your home, you got to you gotta have

598
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:44.839
<v Speaker 2>some coke, not cocaine, like coca cola.

599
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.279
<v Speaker 1>No, you should have cocaine. People like to do drugs?

600
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Have you met people that are house guests? I mean,

601
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

602
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's just me and my house guests. They love cocaine.

603
00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:59.720
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, for whatever whatever, we'll put something about Kathy,

604
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:01.400
<v Speaker 2>some thing about with Kathy.

605
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:04.480
<v Speaker 1>And I can't read, so he goes so so she's like,

606
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:08.599
<v Speaker 1>what happened to me? And he goes, why it's not

607
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:11.599
<v Speaker 1>He's like, why it's not texting me nothing? I've gotten

608
00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:15.480
<v Speaker 1>no text from Wyatt. And then she's like, oh okay,

609
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:18.400
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, Yeah, when he got back from Outward Bound,

610
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>he decided he wants to live with Kathy. Why he.

611
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Liked and he's bringing it up now instead of earlier

612
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:26.920
<v Speaker 2>when she says she has to go.

613
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>He's also manipulating with that one hundred percent. And didn't

614
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:35.160
<v Speaker 1>they if the if he called her to tell her

615
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>he's coming, he obviously told her that the reason he's

616
00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:41.880
<v Speaker 1>coming is because Whyatt went to live with Kathy? Right?

617
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>And also would you not say, how would you if

618
00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>he's coming? Indefinitely? That never they never had they First

619
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:50.559
<v Speaker 1>of all, they supposedly talk on the phone all the time,

620
00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:53.720
<v Speaker 1>so that that just never came up. The reason why.

621
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Never came up. And also let's not forget that he

622
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:58.759
<v Speaker 2>just had sex with Kathy and cheated on Carrie in

623
00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:00.599
<v Speaker 2>many ways, and and he's now.

624
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Just bringing her up in conversation.

625
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:06.279
<v Speaker 2>That literally just had that conversation like yesterday or whenever.

626
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what time is here, but like two

627
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:11.759
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago what is and he's just like bringing up Kathy,

628
00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:13.759
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. It's just like, anyway, I

629
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:15.880
<v Speaker 2>remember Kathy, the lady that I was married to that

630
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.519
<v Speaker 2>I just like fucked. Yeah, And I mean that you

631
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:22.039
<v Speaker 2>might not have thought it was cheating, but I've definitely

632
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:25.519
<v Speaker 2>told you that that was cheating. And she's not even

633
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:28.279
<v Speaker 2>asking about it. That's also weird that Carrie is not Yeah,

634
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:30.200
<v Speaker 2>can you not bring up Kathy right now? Like I

635
00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:32.200
<v Speaker 2>get you know, I'm listen, I'm giving you a pass.

636
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I've cheated and you know we didn't have like all

637
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>the everything ironed out, but like maybe just don't bring

638
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:40.000
<v Speaker 2>her up so casually right now? Yeah, but nope, wouldn't

639
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:44.720
<v Speaker 2>say anything. Also, how is he this surprised?

640
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:45.920
<v Speaker 1>What's wrong? No?

641
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Nothing, I just saw what was coming ahead and it's Adam,

642
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:49.319
<v Speaker 2>and I know you don't like that.

643
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. But also like Okay, how are you this

644
00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>surprise that your son is not happy with you? He

645
00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:58.799
<v Speaker 1>sent him to Outward Bound when he decided he didn't

646
00:31:58.839 --> 00:32:02.640
<v Speaker 1>want to go. You're idea of like getting rid of

647
00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:07.400
<v Speaker 1>the ADHD antisocial personality disorder is painting a barn twenty

648
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:09.759
<v Speaker 1>four hours a day. He's making him do chores, and

649
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:13.079
<v Speaker 1>now you're shocked won't let him be on medication. And

650
00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:16.279
<v Speaker 1>now you're like, I don't understand. I'm a great guy.

651
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't you want to live with me? Because you're

652
00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:19.440
<v Speaker 1>a dick to him?

653
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:22.559
<v Speaker 2>Right? And she's like, I have to go to my work,

654
00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:23.640
<v Speaker 2>my version of work.

655
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

656
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I do these writing sessions, although she is being a

657
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:29.279
<v Speaker 2>little weird about it, like she could probably didn't you

658
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:32.720
<v Speaker 2>just get there now, Listen, I'm not defending Aiden, but

659
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:35.119
<v Speaker 2>there could be a moment where and then I guess she.

660
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:39.599
<v Speaker 1>Does just such to them all afternoon though that's true

661
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:42.119
<v Speaker 1>all day, all day they've been in bed having sex.

662
00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>She can't go for an hour to her freakin neighbor's house.

663
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:49.119
<v Speaker 1>So she goes, okay, all right, I'll cancel on Duncan

664
00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and we'll go to dinner. And he goes like this,

665
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:58.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh are you sure? Oh my godkay, great? Great? Oh?

666
00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:02.680
<v Speaker 1>How I mean everybody is more selfish than the next

667
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:06.160
<v Speaker 1>person on this show, well except for Adam. It's good

668
00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:06.480
<v Speaker 1>to add.

669
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so Adam's fucking sema hmm.

670
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:15.559
<v Speaker 1>From behind and they laugh. They're laughing. It's so funny.

671
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, your penis.

672
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I actually wrote before we're going to get into the

673
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:22.279
<v Speaker 2>Deodan thing and some of that stuff we're going to

674
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:24.960
<v Speaker 2>talk about. I did right here because I want to

675
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.039
<v Speaker 2>be honest. I wrote, Okay, I love him, and I

676
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:30.240
<v Speaker 2>knew you're going to be mad because, as someone pointed

677
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:32.880
<v Speaker 2>out last week, when he sang Betty Davis' eyes, he

678
00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:36.480
<v Speaker 2>actually sang Betty Davis eye because she had the eyepatch right,

679
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:40.240
<v Speaker 2>which was caught by one of our listeners. Uh. And

680
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I think he's kind of cute and funny.

681
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Now.

682
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I could never like getting to know him as we

683
00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:47.440
<v Speaker 2>do in this next scene. I could never date a

684
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:52.319
<v Speaker 2>guy like that would not work. But there's something kind

685
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>of really cute about him. And someone looked it up

686
00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>and he's like in his late forties, the real guy,

687
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:01.359
<v Speaker 2>remember how I And then I'm not younger, and I'm like,

688
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:02.559
<v Speaker 2>what's wrong with me, Oh my god.

689
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:05.880
<v Speaker 1>But he's totally age appropriate. Yeah, I just think he

690
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.159
<v Speaker 1>looks dirty. I like it a little bit.

691
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I like it, but he probably also, as we're going

692
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:14.079
<v Speaker 2>to find out right now, like smells really bad. Well

693
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:15.719
<v Speaker 2>not right now, we're going to come back to that

694
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:17.719
<v Speaker 2>it does not smell good.

695
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:20.760
<v Speaker 1>But first because we just have to have like this

696
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:23.599
<v Speaker 1>has to be the all sex, all the time episode.

697
00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Right her birth is in bed with his wife, and

698
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:31.000
<v Speaker 1>she's like, I'm going to be attracted to my husband.

699
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to make myself.

700
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:35.000
<v Speaker 2>She gets herself rubbed, she jams herself up, she rubs

701
00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:36.159
<v Speaker 2>some yams on her crotch.

702
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:41.679
<v Speaker 1>Yep, she's all. She's all like trying to put herself

703
00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:43.440
<v Speaker 1>in the mood, and she like climbs on top of

704
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:48.559
<v Speaker 1>him and he's asleep, and he's like, oh, oh really okay,

705
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:50.800
<v Speaker 1>and she's like you're so fucking hot, like I want

706
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.280
<v Speaker 1>to I want to phone you right now. And he's like, okay,

707
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I just have to pee real quick. And she's like,

708
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:58.519
<v Speaker 1>oh god, you have to pee. Well now I'm not

709
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.639
<v Speaker 1>going to be in the mood. Okay. I thought you

710
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:04.599
<v Speaker 1>guys have this hot sex life that you just told

711
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Charlotte that you and Herbert are and they do have

712
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:09.960
<v Speaker 1>sex all the time, which is one of the things

713
00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:13.119
<v Speaker 1>I complained about, because he doesn't let her workout.

714
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I want to eat you out. Yeah, Herbert, I have

715
00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:17.679
<v Speaker 2>taken a turn on. I have defended him for a

716
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:20.920
<v Speaker 2>long time to you because of my Hamilton, Like I

717
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:24.639
<v Speaker 2>just see him as Hamilton, not but in Hamilton, right,

718
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:28.639
<v Speaker 2>And I can't defend him now like he's he gets more,

719
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:31.119
<v Speaker 2>he gets worse and worse, right, and.

720
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Then then he yells from the bathroom, Hey, can we

721
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.360
<v Speaker 1>get some toilet paper on the shopping list? Also, we

722
00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:39.119
<v Speaker 1>got to get Gabby some of those sparkling pink waters

723
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:42.480
<v Speaker 1>she likes. Okay, hey, Herbert, how about this? How about

724
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.079
<v Speaker 1>you go to the fucking store. Yeah, your wife is

725
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:51.400
<v Speaker 1>working too. Why is everything on Lisa's plate? Why imaging

726
00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>is her job? All the parenting, all the shopping. He

727
00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.039
<v Speaker 1>got mad at her when she didn't have the chocolate,

728
00:35:57.079 --> 00:36:00.320
<v Speaker 1>when she didn't come straight from a freaking flight, right

729
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>and go buy chocolate in the airport. Oh my god, Herbert,

730
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:07.719
<v Speaker 1>there are stores everywhere around you in New York by

731
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>some chocolate.

732
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean, he's horrible. He's horrible. But also then yeah,

733
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:15.960
<v Speaker 2>you're right. She's also like, I guess I can't fuck

734
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:19.519
<v Speaker 2>my husband hes a pe, like that's a normal thing

735
00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:21.639
<v Speaker 2>that somebody might, you know, just wake up and be like,

736
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:24.440
<v Speaker 2>hold on one second, I'm sixty, I gotta go do

737
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:27.679
<v Speaker 2>this thing real quick, right, But also maybe he could

738
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:34.440
<v Speaker 2>not be like get toilet paper. Nobody's good here, no nobody, No,

739
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:40.440
<v Speaker 2>there's no heroes. Okay, So now Marion is eating papaya

740
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:44.079
<v Speaker 2>in front of Lisa. Is this supposed to be sexy? Yes,

741
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.719
<v Speaker 2>it's supposed to I think that supposed to be you. No,

742
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:49.719
<v Speaker 2>of course not. I think it's supposed to be like

743
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 2>oral sex. Right.

744
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's like, ah, I love this pie. It's just

745
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:57.360
<v Speaker 1>so juicy.

746
00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:59.840
<v Speaker 2>And it's even just on the papaya. You're like, that

747
00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:02.239
<v Speaker 2>is not even close to the area that you need

748
00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:02.679
<v Speaker 2>to be at.

749
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:04.760
<v Speaker 1>You can just see it.

750
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:07.400
<v Speaker 2>You're like, that's just I mean, you're not even that's

751
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:11.119
<v Speaker 2>not even my vagina. It's like my that's my way,

752
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:15.519
<v Speaker 2>that's my knee. God, why is everyone so bad at this?

753
00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Then they have this like double this like innuendo conversation

754
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>about like do you like new stuff? Do you like

755
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:26.159
<v Speaker 1>to just like, fuck people outside of your marriage. Yeah,

756
00:37:26.199 --> 00:37:29.400
<v Speaker 1>it's a hard No, I don't like, Yeah, you ever

757
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>just want something different? Like no, She's like, I'm okay

758
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:34.960
<v Speaker 1>with my salad. He's like yeah, but do you ever

759
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:36.639
<v Speaker 1>just want to like do you ever just get bored

760
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.679
<v Speaker 1>of like salad all the time? Like the same old,

761
00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>same old, same old salad, like year in, year out.

762
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 2>You ever just want to like is that salad worker her?

763
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you hate Herbert salads? And also he has a

764
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.199
<v Speaker 2>mustache for some reason all but I don't remember him

765
00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.079
<v Speaker 2>having a mustache in the last episode.

766
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:57.039
<v Speaker 1>I know, I don't know either. Did you write that down?

767
00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:59.639
<v Speaker 2>Like he just grew a mustache out of nowhere, but

768
00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Speaker 2>maybe had it the whole time?

769
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:04.039
<v Speaker 1>And like why is her personality now as over the

770
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.800
<v Speaker 1>top as Charlotte's. He's like, hey, there's this movie. Nope,

771
00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:11.239
<v Speaker 1>very busy. I'm so busy. I'm busy every day, every

772
00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:15.159
<v Speaker 1>day all the time. I'm really really busy. And he's like, well, okay,

773
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>there's gonna be a development executive from the Obamas, and

774
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:22.719
<v Speaker 1>she's like oh okay. So we go to the next

775
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:28.519
<v Speaker 1>scene and she's wearing this red like extravagant jumpsuit. Right,

776
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 1>But she's like.

777
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:31.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to this work thing, but I'm not even

778
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:33.559
<v Speaker 2>gonna change my clothes, Like I don't even.

779
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Care how I look. You're already so you're already more dressed.

780
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.559
<v Speaker 2>Up than I've ever been in my entire life, right, right, Yeah,

781
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:43.000
<v Speaker 2>you're like always yeah.

782
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Always, every scene, every character.

783
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Carrie all day at home, like I said,

784
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Grey Gardens, she just glides around in these ball gowns.

785
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Right. So she's like, I don't I just have to

786
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:56.559
<v Speaker 1>go to this work thing. But she has to go

787
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:58.880
<v Speaker 1>to this work thing. And then her daughter's like, what

788
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 1>about my pink set? Sir, well, your husband is just

789
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.280
<v Speaker 1>literally sitting at a table with her instacart that shit,

790
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:09.440
<v Speaker 1>are you kidding me right now? And she's like, oh gosh,

791
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:13.320
<v Speaker 1>oh no, you're but you're pink Sultzer, You're right, okay, well,

792
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:18.039
<v Speaker 1>oh sorry, oh my god.

793
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:20.960
<v Speaker 2>They're acting like it's the biggest deal that she edited

794
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>for a couple hours and now she's going to a movie.

795
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.679
<v Speaker 1>It's not like she's leaving a newborn at home.

796
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't want any ways, she is because it's Herbert

797
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:34.039
<v Speaker 2>and that's where you're right, Yeah, then okay, then we

798
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:36.199
<v Speaker 2>get to the then we get to the meat, some

799
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:39.039
<v Speaker 2>of the meat that you're gonna hate. Okay, right, this

800
00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.920
<v Speaker 2>is when Aiden, we're back with Aidan being very jealous

801
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:46.599
<v Speaker 2>of Duncan, yes, being very passive aggressive about it. And

802
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:48.800
<v Speaker 2>this is making me so mad because again, as I

803
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:51.559
<v Speaker 2>just said, he's the one who just cheated, he's the

804
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:52.239
<v Speaker 2>one who did it.

805
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Fuck him? Yeah, agree agree. So Aiden is going like, oh,

806
00:39:59.400 --> 00:40:01.760
<v Speaker 1>why don't we just to invite dunkin Donuts to dinner?

807
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:04.360
<v Speaker 1>So it's already like insulting him. He's given him like

808
00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:05.719
<v Speaker 1>a ridiculous.

809
00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:08.800
<v Speaker 2>Nickname, and a real easy one too, like a horror

810
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:10.880
<v Speaker 2>low hanging fruit Aiden.

811
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So so that happens and Carrie's like, no, no,

812
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:22.559
<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna do that. And she's like yeah, and

813
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:25.440
<v Speaker 1>he starts like interrogating her about her relationship with Duncan,

814
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, there's nothing, there's no relationship. We write together.

815
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.199
<v Speaker 1>We sit and we just write and we talk about like, oh,

816
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:34.679
<v Speaker 1>page twenty eight sucks or whatever. And he's like, oooh,

817
00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:38.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I'm gonna go fuck Kathy.

818
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Maybe there is it, Okay, I don't even care. I

819
00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:45.199
<v Speaker 2>don't care what you say, all right, Carrie, if you're

820
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:48.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna just go right with this dunkin Donuts character, I'm

821
00:40:48.199 --> 00:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>just gonna fuck Kathy.

822
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you like that? How do you like that?

823
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:53.199
<v Speaker 2>And do you like them apples? And then he holds

824
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:56.039
<v Speaker 2>up two apples like brass, and you're like, oh god, Aiden,

825
00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.559
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they're possibly making Aidan so awful that it's like

826
00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:01.320
<v Speaker 2>they want the audience. And I don't know this because

827
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm only like a little ahead, but not a lot.

828
00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they're trying to make him so terrible that we're

829
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:07.400
<v Speaker 2>going to just so root for her when she fucking

830
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:09.800
<v Speaker 2>stands up to him. Maybe they're doing it on purpose.

831
00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I hope so. But there's been already plenty of

832
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:19.199
<v Speaker 1>chances for her to stand up for herself before right

833
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.440
<v Speaker 1>he broke her window. He told her to wait five years.

834
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:25.559
<v Speaker 1>Then he called her and insists that she had like

835
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.000
<v Speaker 1>phone sex with them, even though they're not supposed to

836
00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:30.840
<v Speaker 1>be having any contact. But it's only when he wants it,

837
00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:38.679
<v Speaker 1>And then it's basically moped in. Hold on, oh that

838
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm almost there. Why be quiet?

839
00:41:41.840 --> 00:41:44.199
<v Speaker 2>For oh my god, that should have been quiet?

840
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Wyat that is such a good name for the whole show.

841
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:49.800
<v Speaker 1>They should change the whole name. Okay.

842
00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>So then oh yeah, she's trying to say, like it's

843
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:55.079
<v Speaker 2>all about our books. We're just talking about the books.

844
00:41:56.199 --> 00:41:58.159
<v Speaker 2>And then I just made the note because I think

845
00:41:58.159 --> 00:41:59.880
<v Speaker 2>we've I think we made it clear that we don't

846
00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:01.960
<v Speaker 2>like Aiden, but I've made the note here of again,

847
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.960
<v Speaker 2>why is Carrie acting like he's not being awful, which

848
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.239
<v Speaker 2>is your point? Why is she not saying something? Now,

849
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:10.119
<v Speaker 2>that's what I mean?

850
00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, all right, So see me and the gardener

851
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:15.719
<v Speaker 1>or at dinner.

852
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Adam he has a name, yes, and this is so stupid.

853
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:24.119
<v Speaker 1>So stupid. They see a woman putting on deodorant at

854
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:26.800
<v Speaker 1>a table like behind him, and then they both start

855
00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>laughing about it, like, well, I've seen everything, now, how

856
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:34.400
<v Speaker 1>have you seen everything? Is somebody putting on deodorant? That's

857
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:38.000
<v Speaker 1>like the craziest thing you've ever seen in New York.

858
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Right, and then he says Then Adam's like, well, I

859
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:44.079
<v Speaker 2>mean I wouldn't touch the stuff. So we find out

860
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.000
<v Speaker 2>in this moment that he's like super crunchy. Right, she

861
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:48.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of makes sense. I mean it kind of looks

862
00:42:48.519 --> 00:42:49.159
<v Speaker 2>the part, so.

863
00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Like a gardener with like longish hair. I mean, what,

864
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:54.760
<v Speaker 1>how is this any of this a surprise?

865
00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:55.119
<v Speaker 2>I know.

866
00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:59.039
<v Speaker 1>But although we smell bad though. This is the thing is,

867
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>it's not like he's ever been like, oh you kind

868
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.440
<v Speaker 1>of he's he's it's you know how this could have

869
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>been like very sex in the city because it Sima

870
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:13.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my gosh, this guy is so cute,

871
00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:16.880
<v Speaker 1>but like he's got really bad bo how do we

872
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:18.920
<v Speaker 1>find out why? Then he says like he's all proud

873
00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:21.280
<v Speaker 1>that he doesn't wear deodorant, and she's trying to figure

874
00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:24.599
<v Speaker 1>out a way to say, like, oh that is old school.

875
00:43:24.679 --> 00:43:25.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that would have.

876
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Been really perfect.

877
00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:28.960
<v Speaker 2>But instead we also find out that his last name,

878
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:30.760
<v Speaker 2>he's like, yeah, my last name, you know, that's Karma.

879
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:32.800
<v Speaker 2>That's my last name. My parents they were hippies, like

880
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:36.039
<v Speaker 2>they had it changed, and she hadn't never asked his

881
00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>last name until this point. They've slept together many times,

882
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:42.760
<v Speaker 2>they're dating now, so she never literally like she's not

883
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:45.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna she's not gonna google him. Right, you meet someone

884
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:47.960
<v Speaker 2>one date, you're going to ask their last name. There's

885
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.760
<v Speaker 2>no way that is definitely on the first date or

886
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.599
<v Speaker 2>before the first date kind of thing. Your name is

887
00:43:53.599 --> 00:44:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Adam Karma, I wish I knew that before. What Yeah,

888
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>and then he doesn't wear deodorant, but he uses crystals.

889
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:06.000
<v Speaker 2>It's very important that you know that he uses these

890
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:07.960
<v Speaker 2>like weird. He makes them out of like lie like

891
00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:10.719
<v Speaker 2>soap that he makes himself, none of them.

892
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is old school weird. Remember when they

893
00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:17.039
<v Speaker 1>sold those like in crystal and guess what, they didn't work.

894
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I remember comedians doing jokes about him and they're like, yeah.

895
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I don't mean to be rude to anybody, but

896
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:24.079
<v Speaker 2>I always felt that way when I see it, And

897
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:26.480
<v Speaker 2>to this day, if I see a Tom's like toothpaste

898
00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:27.920
<v Speaker 2>or anything, no offense.

899
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Listen.

900
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.360
<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of people use it, and I understand,

901
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:32.880
<v Speaker 2>like for reasons that you have, but when I see

902
00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:35.159
<v Speaker 2>it in a guy's apartment, I'm like, Nope, I know

903
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.480
<v Speaker 2>it's just not going to work. You gotta have some

904
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.679
<v Speaker 2>fucking fluoride, you gotta have some aluminum.

905
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:43.000
<v Speaker 1>You need it. We're like getting rid of it.

906
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.920
<v Speaker 2>But I got very upset when they got remember an

907
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:48.639
<v Speaker 2>anti like in like dial soap. Now that they got

908
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:53.360
<v Speaker 2>rid of the actual like what's it called antibacterial, they

909
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:55.639
<v Speaker 2>weren't allowed because it's bad for you, which I mean,

910
00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:57.039
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's good that they but then they got

911
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.599
<v Speaker 2>rid of it and they sold the same soap without

912
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:02.000
<v Speaker 2>the anti bacterial part for like your under arms, and

913
00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work.

914
00:45:03.559 --> 00:45:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what.

915
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Whatever it is, So like, we're just gonna smell what

916
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:09.519
<v Speaker 2>is it? You want to die young? Like? How many

917
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 2>more years does it give you? Smelling good? Yeah?

918
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:17.239
<v Speaker 1>You can use a deodorant that works better than a

919
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:20.440
<v Speaker 1>crystal that doesn't have aluminum in it. Yes, what my

920
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:23.800
<v Speaker 1>kids use. And it's but when they say so so,

921
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:29.639
<v Speaker 1>which leads me to they're at the art gallery and uh,

922
00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:33.639
<v Speaker 1>basically he's like, asked Aiden if he wears deodorant, and

923
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:35.920
<v Speaker 1>he's like, yeah, I wear a speed stick, that's it.

924
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:41.280
<v Speaker 2>And then Adam's like, oh yeah, I something about I

925
00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:46.199
<v Speaker 2>smell my middle school gym coach or something, and Aid's.

926
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Like and then they have to bring up Duncan Well.

927
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Aiden does because he's obsessed with them. He's like, who's

928
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:55.440
<v Speaker 2>the stuff Duncan fellow?

929
00:45:55.719 --> 00:45:56.840
<v Speaker 1>What do you know? What do you know?

930
00:45:57.920 --> 00:45:58.079
<v Speaker 2>Right?

931
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like, yeah, he's a meanie. He's meaning

932
00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:03.800
<v Speaker 1>he's mean. We don't like him all right, So over

933
00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:06.159
<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the gallery, Miranda, Charlotte, and

934
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Carrie are all talking about like the different phases of life,

935
00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:12.519
<v Speaker 1>and they're standing in front of the Happily ever After part,

936
00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.400
<v Speaker 1>which is I guess a woman in bed with an iPad. Yeah,

937
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:19.039
<v Speaker 1>and then Miranda is like Mariade. She's like, yeah, you know,

938
00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm in such a better place in life now and

939
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy and like, you know, with joy and

940
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>you know joy she's able to leave a big bottle

941
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:31.159
<v Speaker 1>of a giant bottle of gin at my house. And

942
00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:35.039
<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe I'm not really an alcoholic, like you know,

943
00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:37.719
<v Speaker 1>like maybe I was just going through a bad time,

944
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:40.079
<v Speaker 1>like I was in an unhappy marriage like with Steve,

945
00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:43.079
<v Speaker 1>you know, and I was struggling with my sexuality. But like,

946
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:47.039
<v Speaker 1>is it possible I just kind of overcorrected for that.

947
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Now this is super relatable. I thought so too. It's

948
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.199
<v Speaker 1>very relatable. She does not want to have to quit

949
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:58.440
<v Speaker 1>drinking forever. She wants to have a normal relationship with

950
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.840
<v Speaker 1>her girlfriend. She's like, maybe I'm I'm not an alcoholic.

951
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Also, it is weird that Miranda being an alcoholic did

952
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:08.079
<v Speaker 2>come out of nowhere. Yes, right, they just tacked that

953
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:11.920
<v Speaker 2>on to her personality. It's not like she's always been

954
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:14.920
<v Speaker 2>like the big drinker of the bunch and got drunk, which.

955
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Is usually more how it is.

956
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, there were then some episodes where she did she

957
00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:25.000
<v Speaker 2>was black in Saxaicity, she blacked out like I think twice, okay,

958
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:26.920
<v Speaker 2>So I mean, I don't know if that's like that.

959
00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:29.519
<v Speaker 2>You know that's over many, many years.

960
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:33.559
<v Speaker 1>Though, right, So that's when so Carrie's like, well, what

961
00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:37.440
<v Speaker 1>does Joy think about this? Which I don't know why

962
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>you would ask her the girl she's just started dating.

963
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:43.239
<v Speaker 1>But Miranda's like, oh oh, things have been so great

964
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:44.840
<v Speaker 1>with Joy. I didn't want to make a big deal

965
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:46.679
<v Speaker 1>about it because that would be such a buzzkill, like

966
00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:51.360
<v Speaker 1>to be like, oh, I'm an alcoholic and they're like,

967
00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:54.679
<v Speaker 1>well no, it would just be honest like of you

968
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to say that. And then we leave that scene because

969
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Charlotte has an another bout a vertigo super over the top.

970
00:48:06.360 --> 00:48:12.880
<v Speaker 2>She's like oh no, oh.

971
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, and then show then.

972
00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:19.360
<v Speaker 2>It peeps over to like, oh, yeah, that's right. I

973
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.000
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even sure that it was yu. Seppe's like, I

974
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.079
<v Speaker 2>didn't even register. There's so many characters that I didn't

975
00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:26.199
<v Speaker 2>even know who she was. So the Art Gallery guy

976
00:48:26.239 --> 00:48:28.119
<v Speaker 2>is trying to sell her. Is this the part where

977
00:48:28.119 --> 00:48:30.239
<v Speaker 2>he's trying to sell her all these pictures? She's so rich,

978
00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:32.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Oh, I got a Warhol for you, I

979
00:48:32.880 --> 00:48:34.960
<v Speaker 2>got a Hockney for you. And it took me a minute.

980
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:36.719
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was just some random woman that they

981
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:38.840
<v Speaker 2>just cut to, but then I realized it was Yo

982
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Seppe's mom.

983
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:41.440
<v Speaker 1>But that's the problem.

984
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:44.119
<v Speaker 2>There's so many characters' is like, oh, yeah, I forgot

985
00:48:44.119 --> 00:48:44.719
<v Speaker 2>that she's here.

986
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Why is she here? Why? I don't understand at all.

987
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:55.039
<v Speaker 1>It's making me insane, right yeah, the tact on character

988
00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:57.679
<v Speaker 1>for no reason, just for what?

989
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:03.880
<v Speaker 2>And he rightfully, I know, Anthony's rightfully upset. He's a

990
00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:06.880
<v Speaker 2>set so hed, you know. And because she's being like again,

991
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:08.760
<v Speaker 2>people aren't usually that terrible.

992
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:12.679
<v Speaker 1>They could be. Maybe she's so mean, she's so mean

993
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:17.280
<v Speaker 1>and awful and aggressive. Why I don't know. But did

994
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:17.840
<v Speaker 1>you notice this?

995
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:20.079
<v Speaker 2>So they're having their scene whatever with Anthony, and then

996
00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:21.840
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, Joy is just all of a

997
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:24.800
<v Speaker 2>sudden there had it ever been explained before? This is

998
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:27.239
<v Speaker 2>what you say about the bad writing. Miranda didn't say

999
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:29.079
<v Speaker 2>to the other women like, hey, Joy's on her way.

1000
00:49:29.400 --> 00:49:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she said that.

1001
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:33.679
<v Speaker 2>Joy just showed up again shows the video like somebody

1002
00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:36.079
<v Speaker 2>like picked up there, I'm going to date myself. But

1003
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:39.159
<v Speaker 2>they picked up their joystick whatever you call it now,

1004
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:42.880
<v Speaker 2>what do you call it? A console? They picked it

1005
00:49:42.960 --> 00:49:46.280
<v Speaker 2>up and they're like, okay, player, start right.

1006
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, sleep and now she's up. She's up. Yeah. I

1007
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:52.960
<v Speaker 1>literally wrote now Joy's there for no reason, That's what

1008
00:49:53.320 --> 00:49:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I wrote. Joys all of a sudden there, yeah, and

1009
00:49:56.400 --> 00:50:01.360
<v Speaker 1>there and then for no reason, she was like, here,

1010
00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:04.199
<v Speaker 1>hold my glass of champagne in your face because I'm

1011
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:06.639
<v Speaker 1>gonna go walk away to go to the bathroom or whatever.

1012
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Here's my ship. What It's just not a thing you

1013
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:13.159
<v Speaker 1>would put it down somewhere. You wouldn't just be like here,

1014
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:17.079
<v Speaker 1>hold this. Of course, so your girlfriend who doesn't drink,

1015
00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:21.800
<v Speaker 1>who you remember, doesn't drink because she reminded you or

1016
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:24.800
<v Speaker 1>you remembered, But now you're just like, is this supposed

1017
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:29.760
<v Speaker 1>to be the most insensitive person ever? Mm hmm. And

1018
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:33.599
<v Speaker 1>then Miranda like smells the champagne and kind of like

1019
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:38.280
<v Speaker 1>almost thinks about drinking it. So we're setting something up.

1020
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:40.639
<v Speaker 2>So Charlotte sees this from across the room and all

1021
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.000
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, she cares and she runs over, but oh,

1022
00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:47.880
<v Speaker 2>the vertigo and she falls into the naked lady. Yeah,

1023
00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:50.519
<v Speaker 2>like wow, wow, we're on the naked lady's.

1024
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:52.039
<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck? Yeah?

1025
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:54.000
<v Speaker 2>And then you get calm on the arm. She got

1026
00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:55.000
<v Speaker 2>calm on her arm.

1027
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. And then she's like, I'm sorry, I have vertigo,

1028
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:02.760
<v Speaker 1>and the model goes, is that even a real thing? Like,

1029
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:03.760
<v Speaker 1>it's so sick?

1030
00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:04.199
<v Speaker 2>Call me.

1031
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:08.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so it's so Seinfeld. It's so like you said,

1032
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:12.400
<v Speaker 1>what's too close for Comfort Three's company, It's this is

1033
00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:13.800
<v Speaker 1>not what this show is supposed to be.

1034
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:17.559
<v Speaker 2>In two cluss for comforts, Monroe and he would set like,

1035
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:20.280
<v Speaker 2>that's who my dog was named after because it looks

1036
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.280
<v Speaker 2>like Jim J. Bullock to me, And that is like

1037
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:23.320
<v Speaker 2>a Jim J. Bullock moment.

1038
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:24.519
<v Speaker 1>He just like, mister.

1039
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:29.679
<v Speaker 2>Rush, mister h I have vertigo. Yes, oh oh it's okay.

1040
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Then we have so we have calm on Charlotte's arm.

1041
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Then we go to Lisa and Hot Chocolate. They go

1042
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:37.360
<v Speaker 2>to a movie huh.

1043
00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And Marion's leg brushes against her and she hops up

1044
00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:44.840
<v Speaker 1>bigger acting than Charlotte, and she's like, I have to go.

1045
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I have to go right now, I have to go

1046
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:48.480
<v Speaker 1>by Pik for my child.

1047
00:51:48.719 --> 00:51:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

1048
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:53.119
<v Speaker 1>And she calls Charlotte from the grocery store and Charlotte

1049
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:57.480
<v Speaker 1>is walking down her hallway. How does she get there?

1050
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:03.360
<v Speaker 1>She caught her nine to one one. No, but she's

1051
00:52:03.480 --> 00:52:05.679
<v Speaker 1>just all by herself. What did she put herself in

1052
00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:09.159
<v Speaker 1>a cab? And she can't even walk she's completely bent

1053
00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:14.039
<v Speaker 1>over holding onto the wall. Yeah, and LCW is just

1054
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:17.119
<v Speaker 1>freaking out. She's like, oh my god, I mean we're flirting.

1055
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:20.679
<v Speaker 1>It's outside of work. It's not flirting anymore. We're flirting.

1056
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:25.559
<v Speaker 1>And she's just gripping. Charlotte is gripping the walls watching.

1057
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:27.320
<v Speaker 2>She never even says like, oh, by the way, I

1058
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:27.920
<v Speaker 2>really can't talk.

1059
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I've been throwing up. Where to goo?

1060
00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:32.119
<v Speaker 2>By the way again, I'm not even it's very serious,

1061
00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:34.480
<v Speaker 2>like you could really get sick. I mean, like people

1062
00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:38.599
<v Speaker 2>throw up for days. You're like, it's really awful. So

1063
00:52:38.679 --> 00:52:39.280
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't she.

1064
00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Be throwing up?

1065
00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:42.679
<v Speaker 2>And wouldn't she just mention like I really can't talk

1066
00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:44.679
<v Speaker 2>right now. I hope you don't fuck Marian. But like

1067
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:48.079
<v Speaker 2>whatever you do, you do, you know, good luck, like

1068
00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:52.079
<v Speaker 2>it luck to you, Like I just why would she

1069
00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:56.320
<v Speaker 2>not tell her that she's like very sick, right, right,

1070
00:52:56.480 --> 00:52:59.679
<v Speaker 2>then marian calls right, and then he's like and she's

1071
00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:02.280
<v Speaker 2>like and then she's all flustered, and he's like, well,

1072
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:03.159
<v Speaker 2>I've got someone here for you.

1073
00:53:03.159 --> 00:53:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I've got the EP.

1074
00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:05.679
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've got the Obama people here.

1075
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1076
00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:11.199
<v Speaker 2>Then all okay, and then immediately like, so tell me

1077
00:53:11.239 --> 00:53:16.119
<v Speaker 2>more about your ten part docuseries. Oh my, that's like,

1078
00:53:16.199 --> 00:53:19.440
<v Speaker 2>that's how Hollywood works, Like, that's how things work. Hi.

1079
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I know it's late at night, it's ten o'clock at night,

1080
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:23.599
<v Speaker 1>but I want to hear all about this project. Just

1081
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:25.880
<v Speaker 1>start telling me over the phone, right.

1082
00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:29.480
<v Speaker 2>And we might just make it happen right now. Just

1083
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:31.360
<v Speaker 2>in the room, as they say. But you're not in

1084
00:53:31.400 --> 00:53:33.039
<v Speaker 2>the room because you had to run out because you're

1085
00:53:33.039 --> 00:53:38.320
<v Speaker 2>in love with the editor. But dob okay. So Miranda's

1086
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:41.679
<v Speaker 2>home watching that reality show she likes, yeah about the

1087
00:53:41.800 --> 00:53:44.760
<v Speaker 2>but the Gin is calling her from the cabinet.

1088
00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:51.000
<v Speaker 1>The Gin is like, Marinda, that's the gin, Marianda. It

1089
00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:54.519
<v Speaker 1>sounds like, but it's nasty. It's the gin. It's the gin.

1090
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:58.119
<v Speaker 1>You feel guilty for not drinking me, Marianda, come and

1091
00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:01.679
<v Speaker 1>take a little sip, and so she goes over to

1092
00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the cabinet. She opens up the cabinet and then she

1093
00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:08.039
<v Speaker 1>takes the gin out and it's like, Marinda simp.

1094
00:54:08.519 --> 00:54:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Maria, I'm harmless, Rianda, just taste me, sniffy Marida.

1095
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:20.039
<v Speaker 1>So she takes the top off and she smells it,

1096
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:22.639
<v Speaker 1>and she gets out a glass and she puts a

1097
00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:24.639
<v Speaker 1>little teeny bit in there, and then she stares at

1098
00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:26.199
<v Speaker 1>it and she dumps it in the sink and she

1099
00:54:26.320 --> 00:54:29.960
<v Speaker 1>walks away back to the TV. Oh I also forgot

1100
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:34.840
<v Speaker 1>that she first got herself some cookies and ate the

1101
00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:38.159
<v Speaker 1>cookies because you know she's compulsive, right, it's like eating cookies.

1102
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:42.320
<v Speaker 1>But then she's like, oh, gin though, it's calling to me, Arianda.

1103
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.800
<v Speaker 3>So then lick your haircut? Did you get you got

1104
00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:48.920
<v Speaker 3>a mom? You got a mom, Bob, Mirianda, it's me

1105
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:52.800
<v Speaker 3>the gin ove your mom, Bob. I love your graduated Bob.

1106
00:54:56.239 --> 00:54:58.199
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think it looks John and Kate plus

1107
00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 1>eight at all. Eluanda's you didn't like it? I know

1108
00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:08.039
<v Speaker 1>it's sounds like Steve, but I'm the gin. Where is even?

1109
00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:12.559
<v Speaker 1>So she goes So Miranda goes back to her desk

1110
00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:15.800
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, uh, tries to watch her TV show

1111
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:19.079
<v Speaker 1>again or whatever, and then she's just like ah. She

1112
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.079
<v Speaker 1>runs over and she grabs the bottle and Steve's like,

1113
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.800
<v Speaker 1>don't throw me away.

1114
00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:27.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not the gin, hey, don't throw me away like

1115
00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:28.679
<v Speaker 2>the marriage.

1116
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>She gets really confused, so she throws it down the

1117
00:55:33.320 --> 00:55:36.440
<v Speaker 1>trash chute in her apartment building. And then she feels

1118
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:40.960
<v Speaker 1>really satisfied. And then Harry is writing her.

1119
00:55:41.239 --> 00:55:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I guess my fucking mind on this. Can I please

1120
00:55:44.039 --> 00:55:44.679
<v Speaker 2>read the line?

1121
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Please do? Okay? Please do? Please do?

1122
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:52.599
<v Speaker 2>I Hey, hey, Carrie, it's me Samantha from London.

1123
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:54.559
<v Speaker 1>They just piece together.

1124
00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:57.159
<v Speaker 2>They ai her voice like the real Kim Cantrel, Like

1125
00:55:57.199 --> 00:55:59.320
<v Speaker 2>they have enough of her talking over the years that

1126
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:02.719
<v Speaker 2>they get pieced to. Yeah, their sentences right, but it

1127
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:06.840
<v Speaker 2>sounds really disjointed. I hope you finish your book, Carrie.

1128
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:13.159
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to read it. Okay, I have written

1129
00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.239
<v Speaker 2>this down wrong. But the woman Okay, so she's writing

1130
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:19.719
<v Speaker 2>your book. The woman felt happiness like a red bird?

1131
00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Did I get that wrong?

1132
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:23.679
<v Speaker 1>Is that what she wrote? Well? She starts it out.

1133
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:28.159
<v Speaker 1>It's like, after what seemed like forever, the woman's happiness

1134
00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:32.639
<v Speaker 1>had arrived at her doorstep, magnificent like a big red bird.

1135
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:34.719
<v Speaker 1>I left out a lot of words.

1136
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I literally put that in quotes. I literally put that

1137
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:39.639
<v Speaker 2>in quotes. So that's not great on my part. Read

1138
00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:42.000
<v Speaker 2>that again, please, So this is Carrie's big novel that

1139
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:43.800
<v Speaker 2>dunk In, the real writer thinks is great.

1140
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, read it again. After what seemed like forever, the woman,

1141
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:52.239
<v Speaker 1>the woman's happiness had arrived at her doorstep. Magnificent, like

1142
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:55.920
<v Speaker 1>a big red bird that appears in the garden. And

1143
00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:59.800
<v Speaker 1>then it goes on about bird and then she's carry on.

1144
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love it. I love it. It's brilliant,

1145
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.960
<v Speaker 1>it's brilliant. It's not so jealous of your talent.

1146
00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:10.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean, what is she fine?

1147
00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Me and my silly Margaret Thatcher book when you're writing

1148
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:19.239
<v Speaker 1>just brilliant like a big red bird. I mean what? Okay?

1149
00:57:18.920 --> 00:57:22.840
<v Speaker 2>So this is either we decide at this point that

1150
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:25.360
<v Speaker 2>they're trolling us or they're not. They're either fucking with

1151
00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:28.079
<v Speaker 2>us or they're not. So we have to like pick

1152
00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:30.000
<v Speaker 2>this is a chooser own adventure, Like we're gonna look

1153
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:31.760
<v Speaker 2>at this like there's a fork in the road and

1154
00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:34.000
<v Speaker 2>we have to decide from now on, like are we

1155
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:36.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna just go with it like they're hilarious.

1156
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're trolling us. I think that they

1157
00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>are every they think that this is really good stuff.

1158
00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Well it's not. But what we end on a scene

1159
00:57:47.440 --> 00:57:50.199
<v Speaker 1>of Aiden and Carrie are in bed and she's a

1160
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:55.320
<v Speaker 1>little bit distant from him. So no, oh, is she

1161
00:57:55.440 --> 00:58:01.000
<v Speaker 1>not that into it? Shouldn't be that into it? Movie?

1162
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:02.599
<v Speaker 1>And what if she has sex with Steve?

1163
00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Let's throw on know, some wrenches in there, let's see,

1164
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:08.159
<v Speaker 2>let's bring Jay back at this point. If if we're

1165
00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:10.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna do this, let's do it all the way. I

1166
00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:13.519
<v Speaker 2>like the idea of Big. I like the idea of Big. Honestly,

1167
00:58:13.559 --> 00:58:16.199
<v Speaker 2>it's it was all a dream. He's totally there, and

1168
00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:19.039
<v Speaker 2>then the second half of the season it's just Big.

1169
00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:21.519
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh my god. And then she's confused. Maybe

1170
00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:24.199
<v Speaker 2>she kind of goes crazy. Maybe Carrie could have like

1171
00:58:24.199 --> 00:58:27.159
<v Speaker 2>a psychotic break. So she's been living this like private,

1172
00:58:27.559 --> 00:58:31.079
<v Speaker 2>like secret life in her mind, oh and living everything.

1173
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:32.800
<v Speaker 2>But Big has been there the whole time. And she's

1174
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:33.559
<v Speaker 2>in a hospital.

1175
00:58:34.159 --> 00:58:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is a good idea.

1176
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.800
<v Speaker 2>But yes, you see her in this hospital and she's

1177
00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:43.639
<v Speaker 2>kind of rocking and Chris Chris Notae is like right

1178
00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:46.199
<v Speaker 2>there like soothing her, but you just like see that

1179
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:50.119
<v Speaker 2>her eyes are kind of darting around. She doesn't know

1180
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:53.719
<v Speaker 2>what's real or not anymore like and maybe maybe BIG's there,

1181
00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:57.400
<v Speaker 2>maybe he's not. But why would she make up in

1182
00:58:57.440 --> 00:59:01.360
<v Speaker 2>her psychotic breag? Why would she make up joy?

1183
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:01.639
<v Speaker 3>Like?

1184
00:59:01.679 --> 00:59:03.239
<v Speaker 2>What are we like?

1185
00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:06.760
<v Speaker 1>What a story? It's just got really complicated because there's

1186
00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:08.599
<v Speaker 1>like drugs in her system.

1187
00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Make it Adam. She makes up Adam for Sema. All

1188
00:59:11.960 --> 00:59:14.440
<v Speaker 2>that's made up that he doesn't wear toodoran, that's all

1189
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:17.400
<v Speaker 2>just in her head. It's like a snow globe like

1190
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:18.960
<v Speaker 2>at the end of ste elsewhere, like they shake the

1191
00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:21.639
<v Speaker 2>snow globe. And it's just like she's been mute. She's

1192
00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:22.880
<v Speaker 2>been mute her whole life.

1193
00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:24.079
<v Speaker 1>None of this has happened.

1194
00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:27.000
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have any friends. There is no more Anta.

1195
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:33.679
<v Speaker 2>All right, everybody, what happens if you don't sleep for days?

1196
00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:36.559
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for being here. We've got a lot this

1197
00:59:36.760 --> 00:59:40.079
<v Speaker 2>week another and just like that, of course, we'll have

1198
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:44.199
<v Speaker 2>the Valley season finale. We're gonna have the biggest Bachelor

1199
00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:47.400
<v Speaker 2>in Paradise, which we're actually excited about. Yep, and everything

1200
00:59:47.400 --> 00:59:50.000
<v Speaker 2>else and Patreon. If you're not on Patreon, HI, we're

1201
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:54.039
<v Speaker 2>going deep today again, so on rose Pricks Patreon. See

1202
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:57.239
<v Speaker 2>you there, Thanks for thanks for checking in, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>bye bye