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Speaker 1: JP Sorrow. We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up
Speaker 1: produced folks. We've been for a little boys this year.
Speaker 1: Every name, it's an artificial tree. So I did artificial job,
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Speaker 1: the million dollar Man set it. Claus In say, it's
Speaker 1: not so. I can feel a boss. I can feel
Speaker 1: the snowfall, and I can feel the weather turning. I
Speaker 1: can feel the anticipation rising and feel Santa. I can
Speaker 1: feel Santa like Santa Santa, whatever you want, Santa, Santa,
Speaker 1: my Lanta. By the time we're done, Atlanta. This box
Speaker 1: is marked fragile is.
Speaker 2: Indeed, it is marked for Gila. It comes from Italy,
Speaker 2: comes from Nebraska, from Tony Bark or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It needs it definitely needs an opening tool. He's a
Speaker 2: needs a blade, needs a razor. Run it to the
Speaker 2: lapsed fanbe you don't be great, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Here's here's here's here's a here's a task for for
Speaker 2: anybody for next year's unwrapping. Okay, I want to open
Speaker 2: up a package like this, a box package and blood
Speaker 2: dispute out.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. I do. We'll be sure to
Speaker 1: be at his house ship. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just
Speaker 1: noticing something here. You never saw that before. I never
Speaker 1: saw that three D printed head of whole cove and
Speaker 1: holding my headphone the word that was given to me
Speaker 1: as a gift. Really yeah, you just can you know
Speaker 1: you can send away to have like anything three D printed?
Speaker 1: Of course that's what came back. I love that is wild.
Speaker 1: Like my spearheadset. I use those usually for the live calls. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've got a we've got a missus. We got uh
Speaker 1: single paper here? Okay, just crawling and wrapping. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I know. Greetings come the sores of ca Cock did
Speaker 1: carnival contact. First of all, Merry Christmas, gentlemen. This is
Speaker 1: my first time sending you find gentleman anything for the unwrapping.
Speaker 1: This had written, by the way, so please bear with me.
Speaker 1: I hope this finds you well, and I hope these
Speaker 1: gifts are of interest to you. They may not be
Speaker 1: the most extravagant of rare gifts of all time, but
Speaker 1: I still wanted to show you both. Thanks for all
Speaker 1: the hours of entertainment and of course the sweet sweet
Speaker 1: spider bite splunking over the year spider bite. Oh there
Speaker 1: we gold spider. But I got well, wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: like a a racknid hole or something? A spider bite
Speaker 1: is like just two a racknid hole? Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: that that rolls off the tongue much more. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's the scientific term for it, a racknid hole.
Speaker 2: So I can see the ain't it is looking like
Speaker 2: a spider, you know, and the legs all sprin down
Speaker 2: and stuff?
Speaker 1: What do we got? What was for glay? The way
Speaker 1: he wrote it, it kind of like explains each gift.
Speaker 2: What if it's a leg lamp? That'd be funny.
Speaker 1: So very what does he call it? A very special?
Speaker 1: What does he call it?
Speaker 2: It's an award, A very special award, not very special
Speaker 2: it's a very large.
Speaker 1: Big award something like that.
Speaker 2: I can't how kind of that just shows the age
Speaker 2: A major award, a major major, a major award, not
Speaker 2: a corporal award, not a captain award, but a major award.
Speaker 1: Included in the package you will find a PSA graded
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five tops WW card of the Hulkster punching
Speaker 1: a bomber jumping bomb angel oh, a boombox. Will looking
Speaker 1: at I've never seen this before. Wow, looks for the
Speaker 1: ring side action. Where's that from? What year? Tops eighty five? Wow?
Speaker 1: Take a look, it's PSA graded and everything. That's a
Speaker 1: beauty punching a boombox? Not sure if Infinity's ender Ruckus
Speaker 1: was playing?
Speaker 2: The wrong kind of music? Is what it says? Probably
Speaker 2: rus what what the what the fuck is it? Why
Speaker 2: is he Hulk Hogan World Wrestling Entertainment Champion loves rock
Speaker 2: and music. This radio, however, must have been playing the
Speaker 2: wrong kind of music. Say it again to say that
Speaker 2: again as you can.
Speaker 1: Wow, look at that tops wdy card of the Holster
Speaker 1: punching a boom box. Not sure if Infinity's ander Ruckus
Speaker 1: was playing, but I'm guessing whatever tune that was playing.
Speaker 1: Didn't work for Terry Brother. I mean I safe to say. Next,
Speaker 1: a set of Colisseum video fan cards or stickers with
Speaker 1: big keV. Looked like you finished off a bottle of
Speaker 1: Pinot at RCHL. Mister Hitman looking for one for the road, HBK.
Speaker 1: Who has news for you? Jack and Mark McCool. These
Speaker 1: are of nineteen ninety five vintage Boss Wow. I you
Speaker 1: know what I had these? I had these. They came
Speaker 1: in your Colossum videos. Yes, yes, because I remember having
Speaker 1: the ones that you could rip off. I had these
Speaker 1: official Colosseum video Fank Cool put in a nice commemorative
Speaker 1: sleeve for us. I blank and the world's biggest Undertaker fan.
Speaker 1: I blank the world's biggest Brett Hitman heart fan. You
Speaker 1: can write your name on it.
Speaker 2: I blank am the am the world's biggest Sewn Michaels fan.
Speaker 2: A little presumptuous, isn't it. I blank am the world's
Speaker 2: biggest Diesel fan. That would have been me. Actually should
Speaker 2: have said. What I should have said is I JP
Speaker 2: am the world's biggest hulk Hogan fan.
Speaker 1: I need Diesel to be Hulkog right exactly. I'm the
Speaker 1: world's biggest Diesel as Hulk Hogan fan. Also, there is
Speaker 1: an autograph of Carlton Fisk from his Red Sox days
Speaker 1: that was storing an appearance at the College World Series
Speaker 1: in my hometown, not London, at Araska. I felt this
Speaker 1: might be in better hands of you guys as someone
Speaker 1: you know in the New England area. Look at that,
Speaker 1: Look at look at Fisk. That's wild. That's the first
Speaker 1: baseball gift like this we've got, all right, Yankee killers. Right,
Speaker 1: that's like the first legit athlete, legit, legit sports gift
Speaker 1: that we've got. This is the one. Robin Williams remembers
Speaker 1: a good hunting, what a big home run that you
Speaker 1: were there fucking my wife? Oh you were too. Finally,
Speaker 1: in honor of the complete Hulkogan, I give you a
Speaker 1: customized Hulkgan Glube Woll style. What get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here? What a idea? Take a look, boss? How
Speaker 1: how come no one's done this? All the Hasbro guys
Speaker 1: in Glub style. You can go against Sting, you can
Speaker 1: go against Sid Justice. That looks really good. That looks
Speaker 1: really good. That's him with like the full red. This
Speaker 1: is yeah, this is like basically this is the uh
Speaker 1: this is the mail Away Hogan nine era.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and but with it's got it's the Barry Wyndham body.
Speaker 1: That's wild, holy ship. I've seen a ton of of
Speaker 1: you know, customs of Hasbro's, but I've never seen a customer.
Speaker 1: You don't see custom globes like those. You think, actually,
Speaker 1: with three D printing and all, those would be pretty
Speaker 1: easy to make because it doesn't require movement and stuff, right,
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, they're very very standard. I think that
Speaker 1: that's probably one that's going to be dropping elbows during
Speaker 1: podcast recordings. Yep, listen for a cling coming in area.
Speaker 1: You can just think about the Bury windom the Bury
Speaker 1: window matches right there. Believable, that's wild, holy shit. I
Speaker 1: received this from someone a few years back and thought
Speaker 1: it could be a unique piece to have around, maybe
Speaker 1: a dream match with blue tights Flare from ninety one
Speaker 1: or Surfer Stamp or or you know who else.
Speaker 2: Who I ironically has one of the best figures is
Speaker 2: Butch Reid. Butch Reid, for some reason has got one
Speaker 2: of the best. What makes them the best, it's.
Speaker 1: Just the way.
Speaker 2: His arm, way his arm is and stuff like it.
Speaker 2: Just it's it's it's different, like I love this one,
Speaker 2: the very Windom one too, because it's it's it's different
Speaker 2: than most of your because a lot of the globes
Speaker 2: follow the the l j.
Speaker 1: N poses like the Hulk Hogan pose.
Speaker 2: You know, even kid's got that post or you got
Speaker 2: the the wrestling pose like Flair, but.
Speaker 1: Ready to watch him do the arms like the galoon.
Speaker 1: I mean they even have they even have fucking the
Speaker 1: Ron Simmons one is doing the is doing Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that. Yeah, you know, like it's like what, like
Speaker 1: why why would you do that about Ron Simmons? Do that? Right? Exactly? Anyway,
Speaker 1: Tony concludes, I hope you enjoy these gifts, and I
Speaker 1: hope you and your families have a wonderful holiday season
Speaker 1: and an even better New Year. Thanks for all of
Speaker 1: the costs casts, well cost tons casts, and of course
Speaker 1: thank you for whole comania, brother Tony. It's it's deeply appreciated.
Speaker 1: We wish the same to you and yours and I'm
Speaker 1: sure your good tidings do your CoA chairs extend to
Speaker 1: the entire solar system, and these little trinkets are just
Speaker 1: so beautifully selected.
Speaker 2: This is better than the than the fucking h Perverts
Speaker 2: card that I still have Heervert's card. Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Rock and Roll still have that still container like this,
Speaker 1: I think that one will sell very well. I think
Speaker 1: that one should probably be locked up somewhere in my
Speaker 1: mind to go in the fire. So we'll work on Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing about the unwrapping four. Not
Speaker 1: all these are gonna make it okay, and uh, the
Speaker 1: list keeps changing dynamically with each package we open on
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