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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show, The

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<v Speaker 1>Doola Show on YouTube, Instagram, threads, and Roku along with

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<v Speaker 1>BS three changeing away you watch TV. Hey, going through YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, I saw Don Rickles. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you remember Don Rickles, but he was a hysterical, funny,

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<v Speaker 1>insult comedian, hysterical. So I thought to myself, Hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five. Let me get back to ding some

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<v Speaker 1>ethnic jokes. Nothing nasty, nothing offensive in my opinion, But

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, and I'm Italian. Let me start off

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<v Speaker 1>with that Italian joke. How can you tell if an

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<v Speaker 1>Italian is in the mafia because his favorite meal is

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<v Speaker 1>broken leg of lamb? Okay, broken leg of lamb. And

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<v Speaker 1>after you eat that broken leg of lamb, go to

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<v Speaker 1>box car siggars. How are yourself a cigar kid? Yourself

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<v Speaker 1>some coffee from the coffee shop out there in Boland, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>If not, go to the rail distilleries or go to

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<v Speaker 1>the winery with that broken leg of lamb. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to join the club so I can beat

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<v Speaker 1>you with it anyway. This do this Polish joke? How

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<v Speaker 1>did the Polish mother, teach your's son which way to

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<v Speaker 1>put his underwear on. Yellow in the front, brown in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. Yeah. Hey, it was a dark evening. These

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<v Speaker 1>two Jews went out for a walk and as they're

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<v Speaker 1>walking along, one notices there were two hoodlums following them.

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<v Speaker 1>So David says to his friend, he is, we better

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<v Speaker 1>get out of here. We're being followed. He goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we better get out of here. There are two of

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<v Speaker 1>them and we are all alone. That's how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes when don't know these jokes, I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all alone. Okay, please share, like, comment, and some for free. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Padula Show. We are consumable nonsense and check out

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram promo shorts. I'm in mikey GE's back playing

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<v Speaker 1>some badass guitar like he always does. Pamela Parker rocks

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. Check out Michelle with Divorce Diaries. God bless her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's doing well with Prime on Prime as well. So

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<v Speaker 1>just good telling the people that I don't mind promoting. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not mind it, and I hope you're enjoying it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope you enjoyed these silly jokes. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to co host the show, with me. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>host the show. You want to do something. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the heck you want to do, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to continue with these ethnic jokes. Uh Irish joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Betty says to marry, if you were stranded on a

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<v Speaker 1>desert island, who would you most likely? Most likely? Who

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to be with? And my uncle Mick

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<v Speaker 1>replaced Mary? Now, yes, why would you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>with your uncle Mick? Mary says, because he has a boat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes about the Yeah, I love boat. You hear people

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<v Speaker 1>screaming out there. They want to get in and do

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<v Speaker 1>the show with me, but I can't. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>block them off so they don't come into this studio.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can see my studios really really nice. I

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<v Speaker 1>travel over the place to do this show. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I do a lot of drive bys. It could be

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<v Speaker 1>a little Johnny outside at the park. I go inside.

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<v Speaker 1>I do a show. It could be at the park.

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<v Speaker 1>I hook up my camera. I do a show. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. Right now you can see my office. It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a show. Hey how about this? How about

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<v Speaker 1>some Indian jokes? I like this. This is one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite Indian jokes. Knock, knock, who's there? Gonga? Don't go?

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<v Speaker 1>Who open up the door because of gonga? In open

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<v Speaker 1>up the door because they're going good in What do

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<v Speaker 1>you call an Indian that's traveled everywhere and knows everything

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<v Speaker 1>been dere dundrt been de dundat. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do impersonations. I don't even do comedy. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know. Why not homegoing this stuff? It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be twelve years February. Okay, hey, ladies and gentlemen, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you enjoyed the show. I hope you enjoyed my

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, nice little ethnic jokes, harmless, harmless jokes

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<v Speaker 1>and not funny too. Listen. I hope you enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do. And today was another day you as

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<v Speaker 1>well as me, got another shot at living. So I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you made the most and the best out of

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<v Speaker 1>your day. And also I hope you help someone out too,

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<v Speaker 1>a friend, family member, whomever, Be a good role model,

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<v Speaker 1>be a good influence, be a positive, positive force in

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<v Speaker 1>your life and someone else's life. And never forget to

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<v Speaker 1>laugh the Padula show. We are consumable nonsense. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for watching