Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show, The
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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, I saw Don Rickles. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you remember Don Rickles, but he was a hysterical, funny,
Speaker 1: insult comedian, hysterical. So I thought to myself, Hey, it's
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let me get back to ding some
Speaker 1: ethnic jokes. Nothing nasty, nothing offensive in my opinion, But
Speaker 1: here we go, and I'm Italian. Let me start off
Speaker 1: with that Italian joke. How can you tell if an
Speaker 1: Italian is in the mafia because his favorite meal is
Speaker 1: broken leg of lamb? Okay, broken leg of lamb. And
Speaker 1: after you eat that broken leg of lamb, go to
Speaker 1: box car siggars. How are yourself a cigar kid? Yourself
Speaker 1: some coffee from the coffee shop out there in Boland, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: If not, go to the rail distilleries or go to
Speaker 1: the winery with that broken leg of lamb. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to join the club so I can beat
Speaker 1: you with it anyway. This do this Polish joke? How
Speaker 1: did the Polish mother, teach your's son which way to
Speaker 1: put his underwear on. Yellow in the front, brown in
Speaker 1: the back. Yeah. Hey, it was a dark evening. These
Speaker 1: two Jews went out for a walk and as they're
Speaker 1: walking along, one notices there were two hoodlums following them.
Speaker 1: So David says to his friend, he is, we better
Speaker 1: get out of here. We're being followed. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we better get out of here. There are two of
Speaker 1: them and we are all alone. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: sometimes when don't know these jokes, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: all alone. Okay, please share, like, comment, and some for free. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I do not mind it, and I hope you're enjoying it,
Speaker 1: and I hope you enjoyed these silly jokes. If you
Speaker 1: want to co host the show, with me. Let's go
Speaker 1: host the show. You want to do something. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the heck you want to do, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to continue with these ethnic jokes. Uh Irish joke.
Speaker 1: Betty says to marry, if you were stranded on a
Speaker 1: desert island, who would you most likely? Most likely? Who
Speaker 1: would you like to be with? And my uncle Mick
Speaker 1: replaced Mary? Now, yes, why would you want to be
Speaker 1: with your uncle Mick? Mary says, because he has a boat?
Speaker 1: Yes about the Yeah, I love boat. You hear people
Speaker 1: screaming out there. They want to get in and do
Speaker 1: the show with me, but I can't. I have to
Speaker 1: block them off so they don't come into this studio.
Speaker 1: And you can see my studios really really nice. I
Speaker 1: travel over the place to do this show. All right,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of drive bys. It could be
Speaker 1: a little Johnny outside at the park. I go inside.
Speaker 1: I do a show. It could be at the park.
Speaker 1: I hook up my camera. I do a show. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Right now you can see my office. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a show. Hey how about this? How about
Speaker 1: some Indian jokes? I like this. This is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite Indian jokes. Knock, knock, who's there? Gonga? Don't go?
Speaker 1: Who open up the door because of gonga? In open
Speaker 1: up the door because they're going good in What do
Speaker 1: you call an Indian that's traveled everywhere and knows everything
Speaker 1: been dere dundrt been de dundat. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't do impersonations. I don't even do comedy. I don't
Speaker 1: even know. Why not homegoing this stuff? It's going to
Speaker 1: be twelve years February. Okay, hey, ladies and gentlemen, I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed the show. I hope you enjoyed my
Speaker 1: I don't know, nice little ethnic jokes, harmless, harmless jokes
Speaker 1: and not funny too. Listen. I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I really do. And today was another day you as
Speaker 1: well as me, got another shot at living. So I
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