Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at everybody. I can't I can't
Speaker 1: reach anybody.
Speaker 2: Well this wave, just wave, just wave. Here we go. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're starting.
Speaker 3: We are on, baby. Well, I don't see anything on
Speaker 3: that can't on the unmonitor. That's why I don't know
Speaker 3: that we're on, because I don't see myself.
Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There we go, Oh, there we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, everybody, Welcome to Laura.
Speaker 2: Kane After Dark.
Speaker 3: Welcome, first live show back after a week, which feels
Speaker 3: like I've been gone a month.
Speaker 1: It really does.
Speaker 2: I missed you.
Speaker 1: I missed you.
Speaker 3: Eric Rimmer, my co host. I missed you, Brian, producer, Brian,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 2: How are you guys?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god?
Speaker 4: Great? Awesome.
Speaker 3: Well, no I'm not, I'm not one hundred percent, but
Speaker 3: let me just let me just first, thank you for
Speaker 3: tuning in. Thank you guys for watching on Instagram Live.
Speaker 3: Here are some tidbits that we are going to discuss
Speaker 3: coming up.
Speaker 1: We have lots of bits.
Speaker 3: We have Charlie Kane's wedding recap, including why I hid
Speaker 3: at my son's wedding reception for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh jesus, are you kidding.
Speaker 3: A live reenactment of my wedding toast that I worked
Speaker 3: so hard on.
Speaker 2: As you know, we talked about it a lot.
Speaker 3: Just a little bit of a reenactment with sound effects
Speaker 3: and everything. It's absolutely unbelievable. I will tell you why
Speaker 3: and who pushed me at my son's wedding.
Speaker 1: God sounds like a Let me just.
Speaker 3: Say, of course. It was a beautiful They did a
Speaker 3: great job. It was a cool venue, It was magical.
Speaker 3: They looked incredible and they had a great time.
Speaker 1: I sounds like you spent a lot of time in
Speaker 1: a bush or on the floor, both us things.
Speaker 3: And it may been during their vowels that I was
Speaker 3: on my ass on the in the aisle. No problem,
Speaker 3: but I'll explain why that happened. Uh, we have Eric
Speaker 3: has a loaded double D segment including Comic Con stuff.
Speaker 3: Because Comic Con just finished on Sunday, I have.
Speaker 5: Never been more depressed as a result. Why Because there
Speaker 5: you have? Any celebrities are in San Diego right now,
Speaker 5: including Keanu Reeves, Yes he is. Do you know how
Speaker 5: many of them I met?
Speaker 4: Were seen? Zero?
Speaker 2: Were you down there?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: Then, what do you expect? They're all downtown?
Speaker 5: It's just a proximity, you know, depression sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Keanu Reeves is here and I have a bazillion things.
Speaker 2: Have like, well, no, we weren't here, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We were here.
Speaker 1: I told Okay, listen what I told?
Speaker 2: What did you tell?
Speaker 3: Brian? Why? What talk?
Speaker 2: Talk?
Speaker 7: Was?
Speaker 2: It is about e Kanu?
Speaker 1: I know he was in town this weekend.
Speaker 2: Sure, and.
Speaker 1: Well Brian looks adequately dressed this evening.
Speaker 4: No, don't do that.
Speaker 3: That's not not happening, not fair, not fair to do
Speaker 3: that unless you know, unless you're serious, don't be teasing.
Speaker 4: There's no way.
Speaker 3: Tears easily could fly out of my eyes at any second.
Speaker 4: If somebody walks in the door of my tears.
Speaker 3: Will flyow, my God, like the craziest thing that ever.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we can't we can't deal with this.
Speaker 3: Okay, get ready for the secret sound it's coming up
Speaker 3: in just a second.
Speaker 2: First, I just wanted to remind you guys.
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Speaker 3: Now we're going to play you the secret sound. A
Speaker 3: couple of times. Many guesses have come in via comments
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Speaker 3: single one and nobody has gotten it correct. If you
Speaker 3: guess the secret sound correctly, you will get one hundred
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Speaker 1: That's the prize, straight out of Laura's purse.
Speaker 3: So buddy, we're splitting this dude, So guess away any
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Speaker 3: The comments are probably the best, but whoever gets it
Speaker 3: first gets one hundred dollars. And here it is. Can
Speaker 3: you shut it up a tiny bit? Maybe I didn't
Speaker 3: turn it one more time. Okay, if you guys can
Speaker 3: guess what that sound is, then you get a hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: That's all insane, and we will keep going until somebody
Speaker 3: gets it.
Speaker 2: What a fun thing.
Speaker 4: I feel like we do. We have like an end
Speaker 4: date on it at some point.
Speaker 3: Not really, I think somebody will eventually get it. There
Speaker 3: has been there was one guess that was in the
Speaker 3: realm of what it is, got kind of close but
Speaker 3: not quite what it was at all, not close enough,
Speaker 3: not at all, but it was. It was not it,
Speaker 3: but it was it was getting there.
Speaker 1: There are so many people watching to that. I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, before we get to the big wedding recap and.
Speaker 1: One other thing, we also have to talk about your.
Speaker 2: Troll No, that's on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's on Thursday. So you guys got to hear this.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about the big guns. Well, let
Speaker 1: someone have it again.
Speaker 2: Let me talk. We need to we need to talk
Speaker 2: about internet trolls.
Speaker 3: That it's going to be a big topic on Thursdays
Speaker 3: because something happening.
Speaker 2: What now, why would you say that.
Speaker 4: Because we don't don't interact with trolls.
Speaker 3: But I got to explain to you why I interacted
Speaker 3: with this one particular woman and you'll understand, you'll understand.
Speaker 4: I'll be the judges.
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Speaker 3: there are two people that are sitting on the couch
Speaker 3: that are right over there who I might bring on
Speaker 3: just to say hi, And that would be my daughter
Speaker 3: Evan Elizabeth, who is.
Speaker 1: Really literally looks like she has painted on abs by
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Speaker 3: I know. Well, she just got her wizard teeth out
Speaker 3: on Friday, like massive surgery, so she can't really talk well.
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Speaker 2: This one was like sideways, she's with me.
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Speaker 3: not been having the best time. But she's been having
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Speaker 3: she's there deb madly in love.
Speaker 1: He was great.
Speaker 3: He's the greatest guy. He has taken such good care
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Speaker 2: I'm like surprised we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna be on a podcast just to say hi to
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Speaker 3: For the Big wedding rehab, let's have Evan and Cui
Speaker 3: up on stage to say hi here. I'll move on
Speaker 3: the Instagram live so they can see you there.
Speaker 2: They are right there. Hello, Hello, Hello, hey here.
Speaker 3: Turn on your mic there, there you go, there you
Speaker 3: go here, I'll sit here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sit there?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 3: Are you on for a little thing? Yes?
Speaker 2: So, and this is que Hi.
Speaker 3: Welcome to San Diego. He's never been to San Diego before.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to California before?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: One time when I was younger, but uh not consciously.
Speaker 7: I was like a I was like six years old.
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell everybody where you're from?
Speaker 7: I'm from Vietnam.
Speaker 2: Higan, Saigon. It's so cool?
Speaker 3: And so they met at school.
Speaker 2: Does everyone know how my wizard teeth out?
Speaker 6: Because that's why I can't talk.
Speaker 3: You're doing a great job considering you had it down or.
Speaker 1: What you should sit on his lap and then he
Speaker 1: can just talk and you'd be like a puppet.
Speaker 3: Oh my Gosha is WHOI My mom kept calling him Hue,
Speaker 3: which is funny.
Speaker 2: But he's like, I think you're probably used to that.
Speaker 2: So just tell people how you met real.
Speaker 3: Quick, and then maybe just give his shout out to
Speaker 3: whoever you want to say hi to, whoever may be
Speaker 3: watching this.
Speaker 2: And then that's it.
Speaker 7: So how we met?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how'd you guys meet?
Speaker 6: So hurts my face. So one day last October, who
Speaker 6: he was doing a show because we're both in the
Speaker 6: acting program at Fordham University, and he did so well
Speaker 6: that I was like, oh my god, I love him.
Speaker 6: So after the show, I told him lurp, I've told him.
Speaker 6: I went to go and tell him how good he was.
Speaker 6: And then we instantly connected and now we're in love
Speaker 6: forever and we never has stopped hanging out since that day.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and now we're in San Diego together and
Speaker 6: we're gonna go to Disney World. We booked our tickets
Speaker 6: to say.
Speaker 3: Okay, so hui, what is when your first your favorite
Speaker 3: part so far of San Diego?
Speaker 1: Besides seeing Laura and I of.
Speaker 3: Course, yeah, well jah, besides this moment right here.
Speaker 1: That's hard to talk.
Speaker 7: I'd say probably the beaches which beached you like you would,
Speaker 7: probably Pacific Beach.
Speaker 1: Pay Did you guys go to Cornado yet?
Speaker 7: No, we have a little bit of handicap because of
Speaker 7: this one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's doing the best she can.
Speaker 3: She showed him Babbelo Park yesterday and she was like
Speaker 3: even worse than she is today, and she like, you're
Speaker 3: a trooper, Evan, you really are?
Speaker 2: You really big time? Anybody want to say hi to you?
Speaker 2: Before you.
Speaker 3: We continue the show, and you guys like go sit
Speaker 3: on the couch.
Speaker 7: Shout out to Fordham University, I guess and.
Speaker 3: Mom and dad, sister, everybody in Vietnam.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 7: Evan?
Speaker 3: Anybody you want to say hi to and then get out.
Speaker 6: Of lee just you would be the only person I
Speaker 6: would shout out. So I'm shouting you out right, know
Speaker 6: and Jui shout up?
Speaker 2: How about your surgeon?
Speaker 3: By my surgeon, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You did a great job. Okay, Okay, we're done. Okay,
Speaker 2: you guys, thank you so much. You're just so cute.
Speaker 2: I just just wanted to show everybody. Oh I don't
Speaker 2: need this, there you go. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to show how cute they are. Ours
Speaker 3: are so freaking cute. And he's been so good. He's
Speaker 3: taken such good care of her. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: love it. It's been so good to her. Okay que
Speaker 3: the wedding music.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 3: So it was a crazy wedding week in Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 3: I drove to and from Portland Airport seven different times
Speaker 3: in three days. I drove to Anti Doodoos, who lives
Speaker 3: in West Lynne, which is thirty minutes away from where
Speaker 3: I was back and forth six times, thirty minutes each way.
Speaker 3: Then there's a whole thing with the rente car which
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into. My airbnb was great,
Speaker 3: but one night, it's so dark in Portland in the
Speaker 3: area I was in, and the back entrance to my
Speaker 3: airbnb was like this gravel alleyway.
Speaker 2: I was lost forty.
Speaker 3: Minutes and I was going down all these weird gravel
Speaker 3: alleyways and I could hear the branches going scraping the
Speaker 3: side of the rental car. I'm like, oh my GPS,
Speaker 3: I do and still couldn't find it. It's just it
Speaker 3: was a weird little like turn off like and I
Speaker 3: was so tired and my brain I got lost for
Speaker 3: forty minutes.
Speaker 2: I almost cried.
Speaker 3: Okay, So then the wedding, the bridle shower was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Maya's dress was on real, it was
Speaker 3: so pretty. Charlie looks so handsome, so great. Now, the
Speaker 3: one thing they asked me to do, or Charlie asked
Speaker 3: me to do, because Mom, will you video our vows
Speaker 3: using the camcorder you gave me and restored the old
Speaker 3: one that I took all his baby pictures on, we
Speaker 3: do our vows. We beat, of course, so the ceremony starts.
Speaker 3: Charlie walks me and Maya's mom to our seats.
Speaker 2: He goes up.
Speaker 3: I promptly get up with the camera nil in the
Speaker 3: up the aisle so I could get a good shot.
Speaker 3: I'm very focused on the camera and you know, zooming
Speaker 3: in and zooming out. Then there was like a light
Speaker 3: coming in on Charlie's space, so I had to move over,
Speaker 3: still kind of in the aisle, but off to the side.
Speaker 3: The photographer is behind me taking photos. So the officiant
Speaker 3: goes the whole ceremony is over, and then she goes, Charlie,
Speaker 3: you may now kiss your bride. And as she said that,
Speaker 3: the photographer takes her arm and.
Speaker 2: Goes boom and pushes me out of the way.
Speaker 3: I go, landing on the side in my dress in
Speaker 3: the aisle of my son's wedding. Oh yeah, so she
Speaker 3: can get the shot, which I appreciate. I understand.
Speaker 4: Are you rolling during that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I believe it.
Speaker 3: I really I held on to that, you know, I
Speaker 3: didn't go flying. I held on the camera, but it
Speaker 3: toppled over with me.
Speaker 1: Well, I have to say that was rather rude.
Speaker 2: She was very militant, but she got some great pictures.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no photographers a brutal wow.
Speaker 2: That she needed that first shot.
Speaker 3: And I understand, and I was in her way apparently,
Speaker 3: but she literally pushed me.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, no big deal, I get it great.
Speaker 1: Well, had I been there.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she was good. I mean she it
Speaker 2: was fine.
Speaker 1: Somebody would have got a throat punch.
Speaker 3: So then it was time for the big toasts. And
Speaker 3: I worked really hard on this toast.
Speaker 2: I'm going to reenact a little bit of the toast.
Speaker 3: The dad went first, then it was my turn, Then
Speaker 3: it was Maya's mom's turn. We kind of like piggybacked
Speaker 3: off each other, and then the sister kind of ended it.
Speaker 3: And it was really beautiful. But the venue was like
Speaker 3: an industrial, cool like place that was kind of connected
Speaker 3: to this nursery. It was a really neat but like
Speaker 3: industrial and downtown type right next to you the train tracks.
Speaker 2: So let me just start and.
Speaker 3: Then, Brian, when after I read this first sentence, please
Speaker 3: the sound effect. Sure, Charlie and Maya Grandpa David grab
Speaker 3: a heater. You just you look just like Charlie is
Speaker 3: here shining is light Grammy Maya shining her light down
Speaker 3: on here today. They're your guardians forever. Turn it up.
Speaker 3: There are no words good enough, strong enough, descriptive enough.
Speaker 2: To explain the lave.
Speaker 3: That Charlie and Maya's share, but I'll do my best.
Speaker 3: It's tender, so selfless, all encompassing, extraordinary, beautiful, a textbook
Speaker 3: definition of the word love. When I watched them secret
Speaker 3: and then I just eventually like this, I just stop
Speaker 3: and just go Okay, everybody's watching me, and they're like,
Speaker 3: people are looking around. It's super uncomfortable because it was
Speaker 3: so uncomfortable. Everybody's looking around like what is going on?
Speaker 3: What is that noise?
Speaker 2: And why is she talking?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 3: So I just sat there for a minute, thought the
Speaker 3: train had passed. I was like, okay, silence, okay. When
Speaker 3: I secretly watched them sweetly interact doing something as simple as.
Speaker 2: Standing in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Getting coffee, it breaks joy and light and all good
Speaker 3: feels to my soul. Charlie, my sweet boy who died
Speaker 3: three times on the way to surgery.
Speaker 2: And then I just sat there with the mic. I
Speaker 2: put it up to my throat. I'm like, Laura, you're
Speaker 2: gonna get through this. You can get through this. Do it,
Speaker 2: just do it, just do it, just do it.
Speaker 3: I know on Instagram you can't hear the sound effects,
Speaker 3: but let me just tell you this train was so
Speaker 3: incredibly I just I pushed through.
Speaker 2: So I finished it.
Speaker 3: I did just I didn't do the Shrek story. I
Speaker 3: didn't do I did it. Was very it was very appropriate.
Speaker 2: Okay, I finished mine.
Speaker 3: All the everybody else didn't have a train with theirs.
Speaker 4: Just me like a full blown, like audio theater, now
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: So then I sat down to eat. Everybody was and
Speaker 3: am mingling, and I was like, I was about to
Speaker 3: kind of lose my mind a little bit. So I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'm either going to scream obscenities like
Speaker 3: uncontrollably by accident, I'm going to faint. I'm going to
Speaker 3: now believe me, this was not a thought. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drink or like something bad. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I just excuse myself from the table because everybody's mingling.
Speaker 3: And I went and I went through the nursery and
Speaker 3: I hid in the trees for twenty minutes to calm down.
Speaker 3: I hid at my son's own wedding reception.
Speaker 1: Okay, your mouth like this.
Speaker 3: I know I always have less stick on my teeth.
Speaker 3: It never freaking fails.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that day was about you, like.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, it wasn't about no, That's why.
Speaker 3: I prefaced it. Okay, but this is how much I
Speaker 3: was dealing with. So I sat amongst the trees in
Speaker 3: the dark for twenty minutes, and everybody's texting me, like
Speaker 3: my mom and.
Speaker 2: Stacy, They're like, where'd you go?
Speaker 3: Like, just give me a minute, Just give me a minute,
Speaker 3: Just give me a minute. So then the other big
Speaker 3: thing I needed to video was Evan singing Charlie's first
Speaker 3: dance song. Oh my god, what a moment to see
Speaker 3: my two kids, my one kid singing to my other
Speaker 3: child who's getting married. It was just like gonna be
Speaker 3: just the most beautiful moment in the world. I had
Speaker 3: gone to the restroom around the corner and this woman
Speaker 3: stops me from She must have been from the she
Speaker 3: was from the other family, and she stopped me, and
Speaker 3: she's very nice. She just wanted to tell me how
Speaker 3: important my toast was to her. And she was going
Speaker 3: on and on and telling me, and it was very
Speaker 3: very sweet. All of a sudden, I hear love is
Speaker 3: a beautiful thing. I'm like, oh my god, I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to be videoing this. I run They're dancing, Evan singing,
Speaker 3: and the video camera is like over there, so I
Speaker 3: can't cut through the dance floor. So I whip out
Speaker 3: my phone and I take what I can of that
Speaker 3: special moment that I was supposed to be supposed to get.
Speaker 3: Every every turn there was an obstacle.
Speaker 2: It was intense.
Speaker 3: And not to mention the fact that the emotional aspect
Speaker 3: of it, which I haven't dealt with yet, I really
Speaker 3: haven't because I didn't cry.
Speaker 2: I just vows because I was so focused on the camera.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I started to cry during my toast and
Speaker 3: then the train stopped that and then so it was
Speaker 3: a lot then and it was just it was yeah.
Speaker 3: And then if you want to see some videos, like
Speaker 3: I have like five pictures from that night, because.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna want me to be around like twenty
Speaker 1: four to seven for your Like.
Speaker 3: I've literally have not had the capacity to call you
Speaker 3: and tell you all the things just because it's so much.
Speaker 2: There's even more but things I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 4: It's a good thing. I wasn't because I would have
Speaker 4: made fun of you, merciless.
Speaker 3: I know, and I would have like cried. That would
Speaker 3: have made me cried. Then I would have cried. I
Speaker 3: would have told you over it, dude, when the podcast
Speaker 3: is over, I'm going to explain something to you and
Speaker 3: then you're gonna get it.
Speaker 4: That's fine, okay until then.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So, if you want to see the videos that I
Speaker 3: that I did post of Evan singing, of her dress,
Speaker 3: she had two dresses and they were so beautiful. They're
Speaker 3: on Instagram, they're on Facebook, and then so is some
Speaker 3: of my toasts.
Speaker 2: You'll see that as well.
Speaker 3: So and then you'll see Evan coming out of anesthesia.
Speaker 3: That's another video I posted on it. Oh poor thing.
Speaker 2: She was so happy.
Speaker 3: She was laughing and laughing and then crying and laughing anyway,
Speaker 3: So it was great. I guess they got really sick
Speaker 3: on their honeymoon because you know, the stress and the intensity,
Speaker 3: and then the family is coming and then adrenaline dump.
Speaker 3: I think you just get they just both got sick.
Speaker 3: So they tried to make the best of the time
Speaker 3: that they had. But like he's like I talked to Charlie,
Speaker 3: you know, after and he's like yeah, we were like,
Speaker 3: we were so sick, and it was I'm like, poor guy,
Speaker 3: of course you were just like you.
Speaker 2: That was a lot.
Speaker 3: It was a lot, but you pulled it off. It
Speaker 3: was absolutely beautiful. Everybody looked great, everybody. And then after
Speaker 3: all this stuff, then we danced to my sister and
Speaker 3: I had to dance off and everybody was it was
Speaker 3: really fun. It actually turned out to be really really
Speaker 3: super fun. And then at eleven thirty eleven forty five,
Speaker 3: when it ended, I had to drive my mom thirty
Speaker 3: minutes away to west Land back to Jujus Churches Anti Judos,
Speaker 3: and I was like screaming the whole way, mad, Why
Speaker 3: couldn't you have stayed to my herpe feet?
Speaker 2: Damn it? But it was, you know, it was all good.
Speaker 2: It was all good.
Speaker 3: And uh, here's there a wedding card that I forgot
Speaker 3: to give them and open or even sign.
Speaker 2: There's that? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Ryan, did you get them mine?
Speaker 3: Yes? I did?
Speaker 5: I did, I did, so you gave them his, but
Speaker 5: you forgot to give me yours.
Speaker 2: I didn't get a gift.
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Well, I paid for the DJ, but I haven't paid
Speaker 3: for it fully yet. And I was mad at the
Speaker 3: DJ because I'm like, I could have done a better job.
Speaker 3: I should have been, like, why I wouldn't DJ Mountinson's wedding.
Speaker 3: That's the stupidest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: But like that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 4: I mean it would have been, but I'd paid money
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 3: But there there was like older people in the you know,
Speaker 3: he didn't play like music for the older people that
Speaker 3: were there. I just felt like he didn't read the
Speaker 3: room properly. But hey, it is what it is. We
Speaker 3: all had fun, it was cool whatever. I'm more critical
Speaker 3: of stuff like that than I should be, just because
Speaker 3: of the business I'm in. But anyway, So that's the
Speaker 3: big wedding recap and I'm still recovering, and uh, I'm
Speaker 3: still not quite right in the head.
Speaker 2: But have I ever been? Not really?
Speaker 3: So there's that.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I've been excited about this packed double D news because
Speaker 3: there was a lot let's cue the music. There was
Speaker 3: a lot going on. There was, and it was of
Speaker 3: course comic oh god, yeah, and the people that were
Speaker 3: here for Comic Con literally.
Speaker 4: Everybody and their mother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you get the Jennifer Garner thing?
Speaker 1: Oh that she was locked in thee she's stuck in
Speaker 1: an elevator Comic Con, Yeah, for.
Speaker 2: An hour, for an hour, and she was posting all
Speaker 2: these videos. It was just funny like that.
Speaker 1: So we're saying, so we're gonna start off with the
Speaker 1: big news that sent all the Avengers nerds into a
Speaker 1: complete tail spin. They brought a group of people up.
Speaker 1: They all had masks on. They were talking about the
Speaker 1: new Avengers film called Avengers Doomsday, and out comes one
Speaker 1: figure in a green suit with a silver mask on,
Speaker 1: and he pulls the mask off and it's Robert Downey Junior.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he is coming back in the
Speaker 1: Avengers film Doom Avengers Doomsday as Doctor Doom. So all
Speaker 1: the nerds just their underwear just slid right.
Speaker 2: Is a role for him?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Has he played this character?
Speaker 1: He's playing a villain?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, I like, I don't really know much, but
Speaker 3: so that's Oh my god, that must have yeah, big time.
Speaker 4: He's It was a pretty big shock wave and I
Speaker 4: felt that yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it was huge that the crowd went nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Deadpool and Wolverine I saw it on Friday, did you.
Speaker 4: I'm seeing it this week at some point. It was
Speaker 4: fantastic I love Deadpool.
Speaker 1: It was very good. You have to stay through all
Speaker 1: the end credits. He's great, and it has made almost
Speaker 1: a billion dollars.
Speaker 4: It was shockingly success.
Speaker 1: Five days.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone expected it to be that big.
Speaker 2: No, because movies have kind of not been.
Speaker 4: Well, no, not even that.
Speaker 5: It's just it didn't seem like it was going to
Speaker 5: be one of those movies like everyone would be successful,
Speaker 5: but not like Star Wars successful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was huge. And I went with Marla and
Speaker 1: her family and we we had a really hard time
Speaker 1: getting tickets.
Speaker 2: Did you go?
Speaker 3: Which?
Speaker 2: Which theater? Did you go?
Speaker 1: We were going to go to the Loft and that
Speaker 1: was all sold out a lot or the lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we wound up going to AMC Fashion Valley
Speaker 1: and we could only get a six o'clock show. Oh so,
Speaker 1: but we were all seated in different spots.
Speaker 2: Well, at least that's cool. Atleast she saw it.
Speaker 1: But it was very, very good, very good. Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: is engaged to Michael Polanski. He's a tech entrepreneur, so
Speaker 1: they are engaged.
Speaker 2: They've been dating for a while.
Speaker 1: They have Yes, have you watched any of the Olympics?
Speaker 3: I have last night, I watched a little bit of
Speaker 3: the gymnastics, but I didn't watch opening ceremonies, but I
Speaker 3: know what happened, and oh my god, I need to
Speaker 3: watch that video of Selene It so.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen her documentary, I am celendion. She
Speaker 1: suffers from stiff person syndrome, which has made it very
Speaker 1: difficult for her to sing because it constricts your vocal
Speaker 1: chords for one thing, and then it does a whole
Speaker 1: number on your body as well. It was beautiful. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was absolutely gorgeous. I don't know how
Speaker 1: she did it because when you see the documentary, it's
Speaker 1: very hard for her to sing.
Speaker 3: Now you know how much she got paid for that
Speaker 3: one song.
Speaker 1: Two million dollars. She deserved every penny. She was absolutely flawless.
Speaker 4: She was perfect.
Speaker 2: How is Lady Gaga?
Speaker 1: She was very good And it was funny because one
Speaker 1: of the dancers slipped during the number. Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: guy dressed all in black with a big puffy pink
Speaker 1: fan or something slid and fell, and that's what everybody's
Speaker 1: focusing on. But she was very good.
Speaker 3: I heard that they did they re enacted the Last
Speaker 3: Supper with trans are dry queens.
Speaker 4: Yes, caused quite a bit controversy.
Speaker 2: I know, what did you think?
Speaker 4: I literally could not care less about the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not good kind of the Olympics either.
Speaker 4: I just I just don't care.
Speaker 2: Okay. Wow.
Speaker 1: And then speaking of the Olympics, there is a swimmer
Speaker 1: his name is Joe about this who. It has been
Speaker 1: all over the internet that he has a little teeny
Speaker 1: tiny speedo on. But that's not the thing that's teeny tiny.
Speaker 1: It's gargantua apparently. So it's apparently looks like a big
Speaker 1: baked potato in front of the swimsuits. Now, on that note,
Speaker 1: and a lot of these a lot of these Olympians
Speaker 1: are doing OnlyFans. Yeah, so this is what I heard.
Speaker 4: That's that's kind of weird. That just feels weird, th
Speaker 4: all know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't seem real like Olympic wholesome.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I heard from somebody that has worked in the Olympic
Speaker 1: arena that all the places where then stay there's just
Speaker 1: bowls and bowls of condoms because they're all banging.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh I've heard you tinder lights up during Yeah.
Speaker 3: They all hook up. Yeah, but now I would have
Speaker 3: you stand up Eric, but I'm afraid we will get
Speaker 3: banned on YouTube, Instagram, anywhere because you are not. You
Speaker 3: are wearing tights number one, running running tights with no
Speaker 3: underwear with your member in full display. You walked in here.
Speaker 3: I was like, I could see every detail.
Speaker 2: Eric, you have to.
Speaker 3: Wear underwear, and I would have you stand up, but
Speaker 3: it would be illegal. I think illegal. It would be
Speaker 3: considered porn. This is not an okay outfit to wear
Speaker 3: in public. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: Mommy wants me here on time.
Speaker 3: So I was gonna have you stand up. But no,
Speaker 3: that's not it's not happening. It's not happening, all right.
Speaker 1: Can I continue now that you've humiliated?
Speaker 3: No, you should be proud. I mean it's it's prominent.
Speaker 3: Let me just put it.
Speaker 1: That way, Snead O'Connor. Her cause of death was released
Speaker 1: a year after her death. Can you believe she's been
Speaker 1: dead a year?
Speaker 2: Why did day so long?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But she passed from COPD, which is
Speaker 1: chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. Oh no, okay, So no drugs,
Speaker 1: anything good?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum returned to Las Vegas for the Magic Mike
Speaker 1: Live performance and performed for a bachelor party with two
Speaker 1: guys that were getting married.
Speaker 3: Oh that not take anything awesome, but that's he's okay,
Speaker 3: he's super cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is so that was pretty cool. Ben Affleck
Speaker 1: bought a new la home. It closed escrow. It's in Brentwood.
Speaker 1: It's he paid twenty point five million for it.
Speaker 2: So they're done.
Speaker 3: I mean they're done, right, Okay, it's over for sure
Speaker 3: that they're rumors.
Speaker 2: But now I mean, come.
Speaker 1: On, yeah, he bought it by himself, okay, not with her, okay.
Speaker 1: And then, uh, guess who I'm seeing on Saturday?
Speaker 3: Oh god, is it one of your songstresses?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 2: Is it female?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is it here in town?
Speaker 1: It is, it's at the Magnolia.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 3: Then it's someone obscure. I have no idea, Halsey, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: No who from the Housewives of New York Countess Lewahann.
Speaker 2: Oh Eric you are.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is actually gonna be really fun.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a shit show. It's called Fuck Mary
Speaker 1: Kill Oh oh jesus. I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess so, yeah, that's what the name of the
Speaker 3: show is. And everybody in Hollywood is skinny. Everybody's on
Speaker 3: that skinny shot.
Speaker 1: Everybody's on ozempic.
Speaker 3: I know every single they're like so skinny. Every she
Speaker 3: is really skinny, like really really scary skinny.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: And then on Saturday, Yes, I reclaimed my friend and
Speaker 1: we went and saw Heather McDonald.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean my new friend Barry that I stole
Speaker 2: from you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I stole them back and you have a
Speaker 1: date date night.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: I sent her a text and I went suck it, sister,
Speaker 1: and sent her a picture, and then she sent me
Speaker 1: a video going now is not the time, and I go,
Speaker 1: Barry thought, Barry looked at your at your video and went, oh,
Speaker 1: who's that.
Speaker 2: That's not it. That's not good, that's sad.
Speaker 1: No, he thought you were very pretty.
Speaker 2: Oh god whatever whatever I was.
Speaker 1: Giving you such a bad tie, it was great.
Speaker 3: Tell when you're done, tell me, because I have one
Speaker 3: more thing and then we're gonna end this thing for tonight.
Speaker 3: Tell you what, No, when you're done, tell me when
Speaker 3: you're done with your dirt done? Okay, the reason I'm
Speaker 3: wearing this dress, this is the dress I wore to
Speaker 3: Charlie's wedding.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to fall down like that well,
Speaker 2: I kind of I'll show you why. Well, it looks
Speaker 2: pretty in the back.
Speaker 3: I can't even but I'm wearing it because everybody wanted
Speaker 3: to know what I ended up wearing. But of course
Speaker 3: I took no pictures with anyone or anything wearing it.
Speaker 2: So I'm wearing it now. And I wanted you to
Speaker 2: know this.
Speaker 3: Dress, which I already washed, kneeled down in, got pushed
Speaker 3: over in, didn't rip.
Speaker 2: It was from Tamu.
Speaker 3: It was this dress eleven dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 3: My mother the room dress must be very proud.
Speaker 2: I kind of am.
Speaker 1: I find it as it because you're in this. I
Speaker 1: really would like to not wait until Thursday to give you.
Speaker 2: Your gift from Tamu. You know what we're calling team
Speaker 2: what do? I don't care.
Speaker 1: Because it it.
Speaker 2: Will go with this. Yes, okay, let's end it. Let's
Speaker 2: end the show. Would you give me a gift and.
Speaker 1: Then we'll okay, Laura Kane, I would like you to
Speaker 1: close your eyes. Oh God, And you know, each gift
Speaker 1: that I get you, it just proves my love for you,
Speaker 1: because they get more.
Speaker 2: You're giving me a silver penis uh.
Speaker 3: Key chain.
Speaker 2: You've given me a stigger. This is welcome to the
Speaker 2: ship show. You've given me. You've give me some pretty
Speaker 2: random things.
Speaker 1: Like you to hold your hands out, holding r hands out.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Laura Kane, it feels like okay, ready, and.
Speaker 1: It's the perfect color of your dress.
Speaker 2: Ready, one, two and three.
Speaker 1: Probably gonna clog your toilet later.
Speaker 4: It was like a drug ict again.
Speaker 3: Now, why do I look like a drug addict?
Speaker 4: It's that trucker hat. It's got, it's got like I'm
Speaker 4: looking to buy drug vibes.
Speaker 2: I'm in her freaking dress, Brian with curled hair.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I can't.
Speaker 3: You can't differentiate, No, I can't.
Speaker 2: It's a very but this is a true statement.
Speaker 1: This outfit all together at Charlie's wedding would be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that photographer with wouldn't have just shoved you.
Speaker 2: She would have kicked me and shoved me.
Speaker 1: And she probably would have been She probably would have
Speaker 1: been afraid to.
Speaker 2: Know she was not afraid of anything, not woman.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have that one, and then I.
Speaker 3: Have Daddy's little monster and I'll probably clog the toilet later,
Speaker 3: which is a very true statement.
Speaker 2: It really is happened this morning anyway.
Speaker 4: There there we go.
Speaker 1: So it's totally befitting.
Speaker 2: It is befitting.
Speaker 3: Thank you. We're always thinking of me in such great way.
Speaker 4: Always.
Speaker 1: You should see what's coming next. Yeah, just a.
Speaker 4: Part time job, just shopping for you. I do.
Speaker 3: It's the most fun thing for him to find all
Speaker 3: these random things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not like, you know, scrolling. I'm on all
Speaker 1: right websites.
Speaker 3: So coming up on Thursday, you guys, Yes, we have
Speaker 3: troll talk. I got to explain to you why I
Speaker 3: called out this one particular troll, which I don't normally do.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a discussion about trolls in general and
Speaker 3: they're just in general. And then this whole issue which
Speaker 3: is has become like crazy. And then did you guys
Speaker 3: do your assignment? What useless thing do you have in
Speaker 3: your mind that you've memorized throughout your life and it
Speaker 3: will not go away?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Okay, so we have like what useless thing have you
Speaker 3: memorized that you still know to this day and this year,
Speaker 3: sound and more stuff, fun things, and that I have.
Speaker 1: An update on my vehicle. Oh up up, actually, oh
Speaker 1: did you see that?
Speaker 5: I saw you trying to repair a little park several
Speaker 5: times on the Street.
Speaker 2: You just blew the surprise.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that this thing is such a posh.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait no, no.
Speaker 3: No, all right, all right, all right, this is good stuff. Okay,
Speaker 3: oh my god, all right, that's coming up on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for watching on Instagram live. Love you, guys,
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for watching on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Love you so much, you and.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: I love you too.
Speaker 3: Although I didn't really like you very much the last week,
Speaker 3: but I didn't look.
Speaker 2: I didn't like anybody. I didn't really even like Evan
Speaker 2: that much.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, aren't you.
Speaker 3: I didn't like Charlie like, I didn't like anybody. I
Speaker 3: was like so full of like anger I liked.
Speaker 2: I love you now?
Speaker 1: Were you full of menstrual rage?
Speaker 4: We're past that, Oh honey.
Speaker 3: That ship is Seale, my friend. That ship as sales.
Speaker 3: But I am full of love again.
Speaker 1: Just towards Evan or it towards me too, towards.
Speaker 3: All of you, even Brian, I know he just rolled
Speaker 3: his eyes.
Speaker 2: All right. Love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you very much, Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you, my sweet babies. I say that every time.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, Thank you guys,