1 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: Earlier this evening, Daddy played by Henley Stafford, sent Snookes 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,039 to the store with a dollar to buy him a newspaper. 3 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:15,400 Two hours of past, the child has returned. As the 4 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:18,519 scene opens, Daddy is on the telephone trying to locate Snuks. 5 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 2: Listen, Hello, Hello, is this Grundy's candy store. This is 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,800 mister Higgins. I sent my daughter down there. 7 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 3: You flip here. Miss Higgins created a flock of kids 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,640 ice cream sash she did? Did she pay for them? Yes? 9 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,799 And you gave her a dollar for her birthday. 10 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:41,679 Speaker 2: That's fine, thanks very much, Grundy. Goodbye. So that's where 11 00:00:41,679 --> 00:00:44,079 she's been with my dollar. Wait till I get my 12 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:48,280 hands on it, Snookes, Snuks, is that you? 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,679 Speaker 3: I don't think so, Daddy, come in here. I have 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,399 to put my block away. 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:01:01,359 Speaker 2: I'll put your blocks away, Snokes. Look me, take a 16 00:01:01,359 --> 00:01:07,599 good look at me. I gave you a dollar to 17 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,959 go and buy me an evening paper. 18 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:14,599 Speaker 3: Where's my paper? Where's my paper? Mm hmm, it's no 19 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:18,680 in the mud. Mud. There's no mud in the street. 20 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,599 It hasn't rained for over a week. No, oh, dry 21 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:29,120 a very now, how did the paper fall in the mud? 22 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,719 I found a puddle and I fell on it. Oh, 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,400 I see it. Well, how come your clothes hunt wet? 24 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,799 The sun dried them? 25 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 2: Since when does the sun come out after six o'clock 26 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:42,400 at night? 27 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:50,799 Speaker 3: Yes, no, you don't wait. I'm gonna get the bottom 28 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:50,959 of this. 29 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: Now. 30 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: What did you do with my dollar? At I did? Now? 31 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:02,879 Speaker 2: I see who said you bought ice cream? All I 32 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:08,240 know is I sent you for an evening paper. Until 33 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:12,639 you confess the rest. Uh, all right, snooks, you came 34 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:16,120 home without the paper. I presume you have my dollar? 35 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,800 Well where is it? 36 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 3: I'm got it? Snooks. 37 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 2: Is it possible that you came home without the paper 38 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,400 and without the dollar too? 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 3: Could that be? Could be? 40 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,599 Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to bandy words with you any longer. 41 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:35,879 Now I want to hear the truth from your own lips. 42 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:37,800 What did you do with that money? 43 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 3: I swallowed it? I told you. I want the truth. 44 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 2: Now. 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,319 Speaker 3: Why didn't you go to buy the paper in the 46 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,319 first place? They didn't have no papers in the place. 47 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:50,039 Oh no, no, So I went to the second place, gone, 48 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,039 and I tried to die the paper, but they grabbed 49 00:02:55,039 --> 00:03:00,599 the doll Who grabbed a dollar? The three Burglins? What 50 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:01,719 three burglars. 51 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,159 Speaker 1: What did you say, Dad? 52 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 2: You said three burglars grabbed the dollar. Well I am waiting. 53 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 3: I'm thinking, daddy. Oh brother, I never heard a story 54 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:17,879 like this. 55 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 2: No, I what about those three burglars? 56 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:29,159 Speaker 3: Well, one came from the back and one came from 57 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:31,800 the top. And then ohs topics. 58 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,599 Speaker 2: You can't make me believe any excuse about three burglars. Oh? 59 00:03:36,919 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 3: Will you believe it about two burglars? Burglar? No, burglars. 60 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,240 I won't listen to anything about burglars. Are you scared 61 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:49,199 of burglar? Oh? Snow? Time had enough of this, don't 62 00:03:49,199 --> 00:03:50,360 you Dare this true? 63 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,599 Speaker 2: This is a very serious matter, and I want the truth, 64 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,159 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. 65 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 3: Comprehend copy head? Alright, now, what happened to my dollar? 66 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:09,360 Remember the truth? I? Well, an elephant sniffed it up 67 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:16,199 this trunk? Oh, an elephant? Where did you meet this elephant? 68 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,800 He followed me to the star? I see? And why 69 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:25,759 would an elephant follow you to this tour? Maybe he 70 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:30,120 was going to a Republican convention? All right? 71 00:04:30,759 --> 00:04:33,439 Speaker 2: So an elephant followed you to this tour and sniffed 72 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,639 the dollar up his truck? 73 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 3: You? 74 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 2: Oh sure, I believe that's tough about the three burglars too, 75 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:49,519 because there's a patrol wagon in my pants. And go 76 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,959 on with your fantastic story. How what happened when the 77 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,160 elephant sniffed the dollar off his nose? 78 00:04:55,879 --> 00:05:00,879 Speaker 3: I think he sneezed. Oh, he sneezed, and he threw 79 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,000 me right into an ice cream bar. 80 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:11,199 Speaker 2: No truth, all ice snops, you can drop yourself to feud. 81 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 3: Can't you spank me with them ones? 82 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 2: You went to the ice cream parlor with a plug 83 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,040 of kids, didn't you, And you have bout ten ice 84 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,160 cream sodas and you all drank them. 85 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:26,639 Speaker 3: No, I drank them all. What about the other kids? 86 00:05:27,399 --> 00:05:30,360 They watched snooks? 87 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,439 Speaker 2: Do you mean to tell me you guzzled ten ice 88 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,959 cream sodas all by yourself? 89 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:41,199 Speaker 3: I only godle mine? What about the other one? S 90 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,879 a female Tony Galo? 91 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 2: Why did you go to such great trouble to make 92 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:54,959 up those awful pibs and to think it should happen 93 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,399 on this day, of all days, it's the only day 94 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,279 you gave me a doll. 95 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,519 Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that. You know what day this is? 96 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:07,439 Speaker 2: Dolladay, No, it happens to be George Washington's birthday? 97 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,319 Speaker 3: Is he going to have a pie? Snooks? 98 00:06:11,319 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: George Washington is the man who never told a lie? 99 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:17,920 Why because he believed in the truth. When his father 100 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:20,120 asked him who chopped down the cherry tree, he said, 101 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,000 I can't tell a lie. 102 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 3: Pop I did it? Pop I do it now, Pap, 103 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:28,199 I didn't do it. George did it. Blame the pope. 104 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 2: He didn't blame it on anybody. He confessed that he 105 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:37,360 did it himself. Who did George Washington? Oh, don't tell 106 00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:41,680 me you've never heard of George Washington. Why don't you 107 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,079 learn anything at that broken down stool? 108 00:06:46,079 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 3: I can't believe this, Oh, snooks, you must have heard 109 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,120 of him. Who was our first president? Clamby? 110 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 2: No, it was Washington, George Washington. That's the first thing 111 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,759 you learned, the names of our Presidentdence. The first president 112 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,399 was Washington, the second was Adams, and the third was 113 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:05,920 the third president. 114 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:11,279 Speaker 3: You mean you tell me you never heard of Snookes. 115 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,519 Speaker 2: You've seen that wonderful picture Spirit of seventy six. You 116 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:20,680 have to One man is carrying a pitheadrop that's right, 117 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,439 and the other. 118 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 3: One you had it. No, that's a bandage. 119 00:07:25,199 --> 00:07:29,519 Speaker 2: He's wounded fighting for George Washington and our glorious country, 120 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,319 and you picked today to tell the most abominable string 121 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:37,079 of im tooth I've ever heard, Snookes, I'm ashamed of you. 122 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 123 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 2: Well, I've simply got to punish you. It's going to 124 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,560 be a very painful lesson for you. I know it'll 125 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,839 upset mother, and I don't want you to think I'll 126 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:52,360 get any pleasure from it, but I must spank. 127 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 3: You want to make everybody feel bad? 128 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:58,879 Speaker 2: Oh no, After tonight you remember to tell the truth, 129 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,839 then you be sure to get your reward, and then. 130 00:08:02,319 --> 00:08:09,759 Speaker 3: That's well all. We's get it. Turn over snoops, there 131 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:10,600 we go again.