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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's come down to matriarch at patriarch of two

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<v Speaker 1>of wrestling's greatest dynasties in the final four stage of

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<v Speaker 1>the tlf X Games King of the Cast tournament. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Sean Mooney. Welcome back to the tlf X Games

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<v Speaker 1>event Center, where it couldn't be getting hotter and heavier

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<v Speaker 1>as we're down to the final four participants. This, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>as the tlf X Games has been since day one,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's definitely not an IPA and definitely not a

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<v Speaker 1>foregone conclusion. Is the second half of our final four

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<v Speaker 1>collision you heard last time from Lapsed Kevin Nasher and

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Jesse Ventura. The winner of that battle and that

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<v Speaker 1>face off will indeed face off with the winner of

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<v Speaker 1>our next two guests hearing the events center. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Helen Hard, the matriarch of the great Calgary, Alberta,

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<v Speaker 1>Canada wrestling clan, who was not even expected to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the torn It initially. That is truly one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most remarkable stories we've seen. Perhaps the most remarkable

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<v Speaker 1>story we've seen in this bracketing, man standing on the

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<v Speaker 1>precipice of the final matchup the final showdown is the

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<v Speaker 1>impresario himself, Lapsed Vince McMahon, who was able to best

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<v Speaker 1>some of his greatest career at rivals in and out

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<v Speaker 1>of the ring to get to this semi final position.

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<v Speaker 1>If even the likes of Hulf Hilgan Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go first up to Calgary and Harthouse with the

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<v Speaker 1>most reluctant participant in this bracketing we can imagine, and

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<v Speaker 1>now standing in the final four, Lapsed Helen Hart.

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<v Speaker 2>You know something. I see what's going on here, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I see exactly what's going on now. You all may

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<v Speaker 2>think that this has been a fair fight. Number one,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even in the fucking thing, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be in the fucking thing. I was thrown in.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have been might as well have been molested

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<v Speaker 2>into the fucking tournament. But you know something, I made

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<v Speaker 2>it this far, not because I wanted to, but because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't give a shit. Yet here I am in

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you call the semi finals, and I saw what

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<v Speaker 2>they did. I saw the little best of that they

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<v Speaker 2>did for all these little fit, fucking pieces of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>They give these other three fucking cocksuckers ten minutes each

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<v Speaker 2>on their best of, showing all their fucking what their

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<v Speaker 2>their highlights. I get one. I get one fucking clip,

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<v Speaker 2>and I want to tell you I haven't done much

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<v Speaker 2>better than that. Over my years. I've sat here, I've

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<v Speaker 2>talked about my fucking idiot husband. That piece of shit

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't even know his own ass from a fucking hole

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<v Speaker 2>in the wall. Sometimes I see him pick the hole

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<v Speaker 2>in the wall and he says.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, uh heh, that's what I gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a dump. I say, yeah, go dump your head

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking hole and tie your fucking throat off

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<v Speaker 2>and die. Fuck you, stoo hot, Fuck you for being

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<v Speaker 2>the one who put me into this shit. Oh and

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<v Speaker 2>now I got a face, Vince McMahon. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna share a little secret with you, with all

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<v Speaker 2>of you. I know I got the odds against me,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that everything is stacked against me. But you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, there's one person in this fucking world that

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<v Speaker 2>I hate more than my fucking family, more than all

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking sons, more than all my fucking daughters, more

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<v Speaker 2>than all my my fucking in laws, more than all

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking grandchildren, more than my fucking husband. And I

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<v Speaker 2>hate Vince McMahon. My life was bad enough, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>My life sucks shit before Vince McMahon came into my life.

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<v Speaker 2>After it came into my life, you know what, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather just buried my fucking head in the ground. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming for you, mister McMahon. I'm coming for you hard,

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<v Speaker 2>because Helen Hart she may hate everybody that loves her,

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<v Speaker 2>but she hates people who hate him more. Fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the strongest words we have ever heard from

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<v Speaker 1>lapsed Helen Hart ahead of her Final four collision and

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<v Speaker 1>the tail ef X Games King of the Cast tournament

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<v Speaker 1>against the one and only lapsed Vince McMahon. And for

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<v Speaker 1>Helen Hart, it was a fascinating journey, defeated the likes

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<v Speaker 1>of Vader, Terry Fung and the American Dream Dusty Rhodes

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<v Speaker 1>to get here. This recipice so close to being crown, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have to rename it the Queen of the Cast.

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<v Speaker 1>If this unbelievable and most unlikely of runs continues, but

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<v Speaker 1>of course she faces the stiffest opposition the industry has known.

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<v Speaker 1>The figure who dominates the lives of anyone who's ever

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<v Speaker 1>drawn a paycheck in wrestling, and whose approval people will

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<v Speaker 1>seek all the way to an early grave. Its lapsed.

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<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon.

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<v Speaker 3>We're getting down in the deepest, darkest stages of this tournament.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to share the fact that if you

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<v Speaker 3>look back at what's going on, I have faced, without

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<v Speaker 3>a doubt, the cream of the crop. I faced and

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<v Speaker 3>destroyed my best friend. I did it willingly. I did

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<v Speaker 3>it with malice. I did it without even a second

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<v Speaker 3>thought because I will win. I beat Steve Austin, because

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<v Speaker 3>when Bush comes to shove, the Austin McMahon feud has

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<v Speaker 3>always been money. But it's always been money because of

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<v Speaker 3>Vince McMahon, and so I killed him too. And then

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<v Speaker 3>there was Hule Cogan, the feud which is the embodiment

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<v Speaker 3>of the chicken and the egg. I'll tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 3>I am the chicken, I am the egg, and I

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<v Speaker 3>crushed them both because I destroyed Hull Cogan, and I

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<v Speaker 3>did it with pleasure. Now, when you look at the lineup,

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<v Speaker 3>when you look at how I've come to where I

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<v Speaker 3>am right now. I've destroyed a multitude of families. I've

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<v Speaker 3>destroyed the Gagnes, I've destroyed the van Erks, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I've even destroyed the Hearts. But now now

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<v Speaker 3>I get to destroy the matriarch of the Hard family.

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<v Speaker 3>I've destroyed her sons, I've destroyed her husband, I've destroyed

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<v Speaker 3>everybody that she ever possibly could have had in her family.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I get to destroy her because there's no way

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<v Speaker 3>she's getting out of this alive. There's no way that

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<v Speaker 3>she finds herself in a position to take the top

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<v Speaker 3>spot from Vince McMahon, because when you look at it all,

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<v Speaker 3>when you look at how things have laid out, I've

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<v Speaker 3>even destroyed my own family. I've taken my family from

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<v Speaker 3>my father all the way down to my children and

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<v Speaker 3>to my wife every in between, and I've torn it

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<v Speaker 3>apart because I am the devil, because I am Satan,

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<v Speaker 3>and because in a determinent tournament like this, the only

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<v Speaker 3>way you can win is to be the one who

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<v Speaker 3>is willing to do whatever it takes to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the darkest depths, to go into the deepest realities and

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<v Speaker 3>ripping them apart and relish, relish the carnage, and look

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<v Speaker 3>forward to doing it again. The hard Family has been

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<v Speaker 3>in my crosshairs for decades, and now I will finish

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<v Speaker 3>the job because I am Vince McMahon, and I am the.

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<v Speaker 1>Death Biblical proportions and the King of the cast Tournament.

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<v Speaker 1>As we reach our final four stage, it's Lapsed Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>Nash versus laps Jesse Ventura the winner, Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>to face the winner of our guests, this time on

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<v Speaker 1>the TLFX Games event Center, Lapsed Helen Hart and who

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<v Speaker 1>you just heard drum, the one and only Lapsed Vince McMahon.

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<v Speaker 1>The stakes couldn't be higher and resolution couldn't be more

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<v Speaker 1>at hand As we celebrate ten years of the Lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Fan Wrestling podcast here in twenty twenty four, the all

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<v Speaker 1>time greatest character in the history of the pod is

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<v Speaker 1>just four votes away, I should say two votes away.

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<v Speaker 1>If you look at it and slice it and dice

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<v Speaker 1>it a certain way. And for those details on when

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<v Speaker 1>and how you can vote, keep it locked to the

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Fan's social media accounts, in particular at the Lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Fan on x, where you will quite soon to help

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<v Speaker 1>me understand, get the opportunity to vote on which two

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<v Speaker 1>characters advance to the fatal finale.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>From here in the TLFX Games Event Center, brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Garage Beer. The next time we see you,

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<v Speaker 1>there will only be two