Speaker 1: Wait, good morning everybody. It's a cold one. Yes, hang on,
Speaker 1: my headphones are not working. Yeah, yes, it is cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I'm gonna need another hang on and
Speaker 1: I'm getting Morse code. All right? What did we do
Speaker 1: before remote starts on cars? John? Do you have a remote?
Speaker 2: I drive a two thousand and two Toyota Camery still
Speaker 2: and Dave, you're still driving the Escape.
Speaker 3: I still have the six Escape. And we have a
Speaker 3: garage that we actually put our cars in.
Speaker 1: Tony. Oh fancy, I have junk in my in my trunk. No,
Speaker 1: that too with the But I do have junk in
Speaker 1: my garage. Constantly, I'll clean it out and then the
Speaker 1: mysteriously things start to appear again. But I can't fit
Speaker 1: a car in it. So I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Say, in our neighborhood, all the time, cars are starting
Speaker 3: in the driveway and they're scraping. It's like put it
Speaker 3: in the garage.
Speaker 1: See, I don't have a garage. I don't have that luxury.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have a garage or remote Star. No,
Speaker 1: we're roughing in here. That's like back in the stone Age.
Speaker 1: What are you doing school?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately? I mean that's this is the neighborhood we live in.
Speaker 1: I have an explore and the first time I got it,
Speaker 1: I've never had a heated steering wheel before. I thought
Speaker 1: something was broken with the car. I said, why is
Speaker 1: my steering wheel hat? That's not right, that can't be right.
Speaker 1: My buddy was like, dude, you're an idiot. It was
Speaker 1: built that way. But now I just and Tony Cruz
Speaker 1: said it. I said, what do we do before remote starts?
Speaker 1: He goes, cars got stolen, and I went, no, that's
Speaker 1: actually true. My buddy lived out off Fagan Bush. He
Speaker 1: went out, started his car, went back in his house,
Speaker 1: came back out. Carl's gone, wow. But with the automatic start,
Speaker 1: it locks your car for you and starts the car.
Speaker 1: Or so again, if you have that, that's what you'll
Speaker 1: be using this morning as you roll on out to
Speaker 1: do your thing. I brought John in from the Tony
Speaker 1: Cruise Show because college playoffs, another bracket will be issued tonight.
Speaker 1: It's the second to last one, right, yes, and then
Speaker 1: the conference championship games, which we just discussed. Probably we
Speaker 1: should get of the conference championship games if you're going
Speaker 1: to have a playoff.
Speaker 2: There's so many coaches that already dislike the conference championship
Speaker 2: games because it gives their team a potential re especially
Speaker 2: if you're on the outs are on the lower end
Speaker 2: of the playoff top twelve, right if you lose that
Speaker 2: conference championship game, that kind of ruins your chances.
Speaker 1: You're out. So it's a de facto extra playoff round,
Speaker 1: which isn't fair really, So I bring him in because
Speaker 1: you're an IU guy, and we nobody in the last
Speaker 1: ten years said if you start a playoff, I know
Speaker 1: the one team that's going to be in it first year,
Speaker 1: I you, I you will be there. Nobody nobody said that.
Speaker 1: So your chances there are they tenth now they.
Speaker 2: Were tenth in the last week's edition of the rankings.
Speaker 2: They'll probably move up one spot because of Miami's lost
Speaker 2: to Syracuse last week. They'll put him at number nine.
Speaker 2: But because of the way the funky Auto Bidsworth work,
Speaker 2: teams like Arizona State, they'll get like the number four
Speaker 2: seed even though they're not even in the top two.
Speaker 2: So that I'll move Indiana technically to a ten seed,
Speaker 2: which keeps them from hosting, so to number nine. But
Speaker 2: you're still closer if you're number.
Speaker 1: Nine, So nine hosts ten, eight hosts eight hosts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eight faces off against nine, but anyone that you know,
Speaker 2: it's just like a regular bracket.
Speaker 1: The lower seed gets to host the playoffs, right, Okay, man,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about this. Where do we think? So?
Speaker 1: What times this happening? And they do? I haven't seen
Speaker 1: this year. I'm sure you have because you're au fan.
Speaker 1: Are they doing it like the NCAA bracket situation where
Speaker 1: here's your top four seeds.
Speaker 2: You see that they go through the entire top twenty five,
Speaker 2: so they show all the teams that are on the outside,
Speaker 2: and then when they get to that top twelve, they
Speaker 2: show the bracket and kind of fill it in as
Speaker 2: they go all the way down the number one. So
Speaker 2: it's been fun to see Indiana be a part of it.
Speaker 3: So is Indiana considered a lock now or still on
Speaker 3: the bubble?
Speaker 2: I think at this point they're a lot, considering they
Speaker 2: absolutely dismantled Purdue the way that they were supposed to.
Speaker 1: Three of us could well, let me tell you the
Speaker 1: coach got fired right afterwards. Yes, and there was a
Speaker 1: point to where people were discussing and I get it,
Speaker 1: you know, stop them, But I think they called a
Speaker 1: time out. There was a there was a series at
Speaker 1: the end where they called a time out to score again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like and they it was already fifty something to nothing
Speaker 1: and it was like, dude, you called a timeout so
Speaker 1: you can score again at the end.
Speaker 2: Kurt Signetti does not. I mean he he puts his
Speaker 2: foot on the gas pedal and doesn't stop. I mean,
Speaker 2: some people don't like that type of coaching. But when
Speaker 2: you're when you're Indiana and you're in the position that
Speaker 2: you're in, there's other there's other teams that are trying
Speaker 2: to do the same thing.
Speaker 3: You saw Penn State.
Speaker 2: Dude against Maryland, you want to kind of leave as
Speaker 2: make as big of a statement as you can that's
Speaker 2: where we are again, and that and that that annoys coaches.
Speaker 2: But even Ryan Walters in the press conference that he
Speaker 2: had done the same thing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Will Signetti be that guy that eventually because everyone, hello,
Speaker 1: I have no idea why that started? Yeah? Uh will
Speaker 1: Signetti be? Uh? At first, everyone like loves him now
Speaker 1: Google I win, But will he eventually be he's kind
Speaker 1: of prickly. Will he eventually be the guy that everyone
Speaker 1: hates except for Rhue fans? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, he has very he has a very strong personality.
Speaker 2: And the more the more teams that he ends up
Speaker 2: playing and you know, having these fun sound bites against
Speaker 2: whenever it affects your team personally, you don't like that
Speaker 2: type of stuff.
Speaker 3: When you're winning, your prickly. When you're losing, you take
Speaker 3: off the l y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's true. Somebody suggested that it's a new
Speaker 1: version of Bob Knight.
Speaker 3: It was funny.
Speaker 2: So I was talking with somebody about that back in
Speaker 2: the spring, because that's whenever he was, you know, doing
Speaker 2: all of his rounds and saying all the nonsense about
Speaker 2: the you know, produced sucks and so's Ohio State and Michigan. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I told somebody, I said this, don't take this as
Speaker 2: me saying he's the next Bob Knight. But he has
Speaker 2: that strong northern He's from Pittsburgh. He has that personality
Speaker 2: to where like he doesn't care what he says, he
Speaker 2: doesn't care who he offends. He's confident. Some people see
Speaker 2: it as arrogant, and it is very Bob Knight esque.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, since you said northern Pittsburgh. It does have
Speaker 1: a Marino as a Marino kind of feel to him.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it. Well, you couldn't pinpoint whether Marino was a
Speaker 1: good guy or not because he was kind of prickly.
Speaker 1: And after you heard that he gave his family just
Speaker 1: those gloves that he used to do advertisements for. All right,
Speaker 1: So isnor gloves ice Toner gloves? All right? So John,
Speaker 1: I'll let you cut you loose here. You've been here
Speaker 1: all morning. So you think they'll be I think they'll
Speaker 1: come in at number nine to number nine tonight.
Speaker 3: That will seed.
Speaker 2: Them more than likely at number ten because of teams
Speaker 2: that are behind them that get auto bid and they.
Speaker 3: Who is going to be the heartbroken fan base the
Speaker 3: ones that think they're in and.
Speaker 2: Are like, what, it's either going to be Clemson or
Speaker 2: South not South Carolina because they lost to Clemson, but
Speaker 2: it's Clemson's probably going to be on the outside looking in.
Speaker 2: But if they if they win the ACC championship, then
Speaker 2: they'll they'll automatically.
Speaker 1: If they beat SMU. And yeah, so they got to
Speaker 1: beat SMU, but that still doesn't in the eyes of people.
Speaker 1: Brands matter, Yeah they do, and when you beat SMU
Speaker 1: for the championship, people don't give you credit for it,
Speaker 1: even though SMU will knock your teeth off and score
Speaker 1: on you. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's me but that At that point, though, if Clemson
Speaker 2: beats SMU, they get one of the top four, it
Speaker 2: won't matter what they're Oh right, okay, gotcha?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So so who do they play for the championship? Who?
Speaker 3: Who's I?
Speaker 1: You plays who for the chick So Indiana is not
Speaker 1: in the Big Ten, they're not.
Speaker 3: Who's in the Big Penn State due.
Speaker 2: To a the tiebreaker scenario because Indiana and Penn State
Speaker 2: were both second because Penn State's opponent's record was better
Speaker 2: than Indiana's opponents. Penn State moves on to face Oregon
Speaker 2: in the Big Ten championship, so Indiana is technically third.
Speaker 2: They won't play another game, So State they're fourth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they took two losses in the conference.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it may not be.
Speaker 3: A bad thing for Indiana not to be in the chair.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, because my fear was if Indiana was that was
Speaker 2: playing in Indianapolis, if they get blown out by Oregon
Speaker 2: similar happening to Ohio State, that knocks you out of
Speaker 2: the top twelve more than likely.
Speaker 1: Johnny, go home, man, good to see you, Thank you
Speaker 1: for the show today. Yes, yes, sir, all the good
Speaker 1: information there. I just again, Dave. I had to pull
Speaker 1: him in because it's it's so I you is in
Speaker 1: this thing now, this is the Twilight. It really is.
Speaker 3: Florida State is two and nine a year after almost
Speaker 3: making the playoffs, and Indiana is in what college playoff?
Speaker 3: Initial college playoff? And Indiana's in it.
Speaker 1: I think the bowl game went so bad that you
Speaker 1: forgot Florida State was twelve and o last year. Yep.
Speaker 3: And oh, you've got Jared Verse and Fisk who are
Speaker 3: both with the Rams first round draft picks, Keon Coleman
Speaker 3: starring with the Buffalo Bills draft picks. So there's a
Speaker 3: lot of guys off that team that went to the NFL,
Speaker 3: and most starters didn't play in that bowl game last year.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Indiana.
Speaker 1: Later in the show, I will be we're going to
Speaker 1: go over a list I found. I cannot confirm what
Speaker 1: I cannot confirm whether this is a JCPS memo or not,
Speaker 1: or part of their handbook. I asked a couple of
Speaker 1: people and they head from JCPA.
Speaker 3: It looks like a joke that makes the email rounds.
Speaker 1: I know, but it looks I'm sorry, it looks like
Speaker 1: a pamphlet, like a handbook. Do you see like the
Speaker 1: side thing the picture. Somebody took a picture of a
Speaker 1: pamphlet of how to how to describe a student if
Speaker 1: they're in a certain situation, and it's all it's so
Speaker 1: over the top, it can't be real.
Speaker 3: Right, it's JCPS, which is probably likely real.
Speaker 1: If it's not JCPS, it's some school system, right, because
Speaker 1: I couldn't get a confirm from a couple of JCPS.
Speaker 1: They're like, I haven't seen that. I'm like, okay, but
Speaker 1: we'll make fun of it anyway a little bit later
Speaker 1: in the show. So definitely it's so crazy it's probably real. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's think of the most outrageous thing, and JCPS will
Speaker 1: do it. Well, they won't do that, well, that's exactly.
Speaker 3: They'll one up the most ridiculous thing you can think of.
Speaker 1: That's how I predict what this company does. How many
Speaker 1: times have I done that? Dame? I was like, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what's the least Uh no, no.
Speaker 3: No, people go with no one to replace this?
Speaker 1: All right, So I want to get excited, but I've
Speaker 1: had the rug pulled out before on projects in Louisville.
Speaker 1: I mean I can name three or four off the
Speaker 1: top of my head of Oh my god, they're gonna
Speaker 1: build that.
Speaker 3: They're downtown hotels. We had all my Whiskey Row entertainment
Speaker 3: district that was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3: Well, there were some mostly peaceful protests that derailed a
Speaker 3: lot of things.
Speaker 1: Sure, even going back to the Museum Plaza, which is
Speaker 1: where the Alie Center is. Oh yeah, yeah, so they
Speaker 1: were gonna build like a sixty story with a with
Speaker 1: an art thing and then a side little escalator elevator
Speaker 1: to main Street. It was been cool. It would have
Speaker 1: been cool. Uh. So this is so the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows what I'm talking about, the Bats Baseball slugger Field,
Speaker 1: the parking lot that surrounds slugger Field all the way
Speaker 1: from you know, street to street. There it is. They
Speaker 1: are planning to build apartments, hotel, restaurants, bars, all sorts
Speaker 1: of things in that entire area. It looks like six
Speaker 1: seven stories tall, all of them with like rooftop party areas.
Speaker 3: I appreciate the idea. I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 1: That's where I am. That's where I am, Like I
Speaker 1: was so excited. I watched the news a couple of
Speaker 1: times trying to get more information about it. Two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty two, three hundred million dollars. It looks great.
Speaker 3: When they built the stadium, all of this was supposed
Speaker 3: to have already happened.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Well, okay, so they're trying to
Speaker 1: tie everything together between New lou and everywhere. Now across
Speaker 1: the street angels Envy, They're they're going across their street.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have a walkway because they've taken over that.
Speaker 1: That's a parking lot next to them. They're taking that
Speaker 1: and making that into a whole new because they're so
Speaker 1: booked hooked. You can't get in, you can't get in
Speaker 1: that do a tour that's booked. That's bood. So you
Speaker 1: saw the new story Johnny. Yes, we brought Johnny in
Speaker 1: because he is to the other John. We're just overflowing John's.
Speaker 3: And we only have one toilet.
Speaker 1: That is not the joke of the day, And you're welcome.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love the joke of the day.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh well, I brought John in to do
Speaker 1: the joke of the day. If you go, if you
Speaker 1: want to hold on that till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to do this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll enjoy it, we'll talk, we'll talk sports complex.
Speaker 1: So yesterday the mayor was out there, the guy the
Speaker 1: new the new owners of Sucker or the back Diamond holding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were there. What was the your take as the
Speaker 1: news guys, you think we're going to get this done?
Speaker 4: I mean they're talking like it's going to be a
Speaker 4: good project. If it's got to get past the Metro Council.
Speaker 3: I don't think for spending.
Speaker 4: And it's also got to go before the Waterfront folks,
Speaker 4: because it's part down in that area, so that commission
Speaker 4: has to approve it as well. They have not seen
Speaker 4: yet where they would get the funding for it, whether
Speaker 4: it's going to be tax dollars, bond sales whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know, if they can do it, great.
Speaker 4: My first question was if they're taking out all that
Speaker 4: parking lot space where you're gonna park for slugger field.
Speaker 3: Uh, they it's hard enough night.
Speaker 1: And stuff, But they have a parking lot across the
Speaker 1: street which is half full all the time. So I
Speaker 1: think most games now, but but if for the big games,
Speaker 1: the Banana whatever, yea opening nights stuff like that. For July,
Speaker 1: I think you'll you'll have a problem. But other than that,
Speaker 1: it'll be fine.
Speaker 4: If they can do it. I think it would be
Speaker 4: a great way to get people to more than just
Speaker 4: the stadium, or once they're down out the stadium, keep
Speaker 4: them there. Kind of like the the the bars and
Speaker 4: the restaurants around the Yum Center. You know, if people
Speaker 4: come in for for Louisville Cardinals games or events, They've
Speaker 4: got those bars and restaurants there that people go to
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: I come up from River Road, take that little lit
Speaker 1: side road on the side there. There's great, there's parking there,
Speaker 1: but this ties in a lot from the soccer stadium
Speaker 1: to this. And remember no one went downtown before Slugger Field.
Speaker 1: No one. No one went downtown.
Speaker 3: You we joke there for a couple of restaurants.
Speaker 1: You go in and get out, run in and run out,
Speaker 1: no one. You could shoot a cannon down the middle
Speaker 1: of Main Street on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: You would go in with that vehicle from Stripes and
Speaker 3: they would drop the back down. You go into Vincenzo's,
Speaker 3: get back in and get out of dodge.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So am I lying.
Speaker 1: No, no, And I've credited Sluggerfield with that it was
Speaker 1: the first, and really why the Young Center and you
Speaker 1: got four Street Life for stoot Life followed slugger Field, right,
Speaker 1: So all of this stuff followed the main Most of
Speaker 1: the main street museums followed slugger Field. Slugger Field was
Speaker 1: the first because the most east we would go on
Speaker 1: that East Market there was Stevie Ray's Blues Bar. We'd
Speaker 1: go there and then leave. So when they built slugger Field,
Speaker 1: it proved that people would go downtown. And I think,
Speaker 1: if they get this done, I'm feeling the same thing, like,
Speaker 1: if they get this done, maybe this does get us
Speaker 1: back on track, right, I don't know. I would love
Speaker 1: to see it.
Speaker 4: It could bring more people to New lou It could
Speaker 4: breathe life back into Fourth Street Live. But again it's
Speaker 4: if they can get it done.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The mayor seems optimistic, The chairman of DBH seems optimistic.
Speaker 4: And the group they've worked with before has pulled off
Speaker 4: stuff like this, with the Barclays Center in Brooklyn and
Speaker 4: a big arena events center area in San Francisco as well.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn now is right because of the marrillions and millions
Speaker 1: of dollars of homes that are all redone. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: rich people live in Brooklyn. It's jay Z. This isn't
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventy eight Don Travolta. No, it's not Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's Jay Z buying part ownership in the New Jersey Nets,
Speaker 4: moving him to Brooklyn and building the Barclays Center.
Speaker 1: All right, so Dave, yes, it's time for your joke
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: I don't know, am I are we ever? Really? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm not sure if you're ready for those little.
Speaker 1: Foam things on when they box. Go ahead?
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, hey fellas, Hey d what's up?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: How's the thing?
Speaker 3: A duck? A duck walks into a pub orders a
Speaker 3: pint and a ham sandwich.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Bartender looks at him and says, wait a minute, you're
Speaker 3: a duck. I see your eyes are working, the duck said,
Speaker 3: and you can talk. The bartender says, I see your
Speaker 3: ears are working too. Now if you don't mind, can
Speaker 3: I have my beer in my sandwich?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: Sorry about that, the bartender said, pours the duck a pint.
Speaker 3: It's just that we don't get many ducks. In this pub.
Speaker 3: What are you doing around this way? I'm working on
Speaker 3: the building across the street. I'm a dry waller. Bartender
Speaker 3: can't believe the duck and wants to learn more, but
Speaker 3: takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper
Speaker 3: from his bag and starts reading. So the duck reads
Speaker 3: his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the
Speaker 3: barman good day, and leaves. Same thing happens for a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
Speaker 3: The ring master comes into the pub for a pint,
Speaker 3: and the bartender says, you're with the circus, right, Well,
Speaker 3: I know this duck that could be brilliant for you.
Speaker 3: He drinks beer, eat sandwiches, reads the paper. Everything sounds amazing,
Speaker 3: said the ring master. Have him give me a call.
Speaker 3: Gave him his card. So the next day, when the
Speaker 3: duck comes into the pub, the bartender says, hey, mister duck,
Speaker 3: I bet you can line you up with the top
Speaker 3: job pays really good money. Always looking for the next job,
Speaker 3: The duck said, where is it at the circus? The
Speaker 3: bartender said, the circus. The duck says, that's right. The
Speaker 3: circus with the big tent. Yeah, the bartender said, with
Speaker 3: all the animals who live in cages and performers who
Speaker 3: live in caravan, said the duck. Of course, said the bartender.
Speaker 3: And that big tent with canvas sides and a roof
Speaker 3: with a hole in the middle, said the duck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the bartender said, Duck says, what do they need with
Speaker 3: the drywaller.
Speaker 4: That Dave wrote that himself, did, Hey, I know what
Speaker 4: about a horse that wanted to learn to play guitar?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, out it was pretty good, Dave.
Speaker 3: That maybe Norm McDonald's, Oh is it.
Speaker 1: Back? It's still pretty good. It's really good. I still
Speaker 1: can't get used to seeing the golden nugget on the laget.
Speaker 1: It's in hikes points.
Speaker 3: I've got that taken care of, Dwight. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: lots of pasta. We were there yesterday and a nice
Speaker 3: bustling lunch crowd, everybody getting their homemade soup. They had
Speaker 3: like a stuffed pepper homemade soup. Who does that? As?
Speaker 3: They got it from a credenza in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they got all the recipes in the back.
Speaker 1: But what was cool was they come up with new ideas.
Speaker 1: All the time and we we're talking. We're talking. Yesterday
Speaker 1: was to the one he was talking about that they
Speaker 1: were going to experiment with, Oh my gosh, and we
Speaker 1: were like, do that you need to.
Speaker 3: Take cranberry butter stuff?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, it's like it was like, you need to
Speaker 1: make that lots of pasta. That's the thing about discovering
Speaker 1: some of the foods that they make. And by the way,
Speaker 1: it's very clean. We always prove that with the breads
Speaker 1: they baked. There are four ingredients on the label of
Speaker 1: their bread. But you got to eat it quick because
Speaker 1: it'll go bad because it's the way they made bread
Speaker 1: five hundred years ago.
Speaker 3: Check him out.
Speaker 1: It's lots of pasta. Thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road
Speaker 1: in the heart of Call ahead.
Speaker 3: If you want to get like a half pound to
Speaker 3: have aardy a pound of baked ham, call ahead. They'll
Speaker 3: have it ready for you when you get in. Get this.
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Speaker 1: Word on a Tuesday news Radio eight forty wh ans.
Speaker 3: It's Aussie's birthday, hang on, hang on. Ozzi is seventy
Speaker 3: six today. I see her going back to the cans.
Speaker 3: Tony's using his little wireless earbuds. I got a big
Speaker 3: head and strange ear canals. I can't get him to stay.
Speaker 1: All right, Nope.
Speaker 3: Oh that's why we got the cans. I got it
Speaker 3: nice cans.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for working out.
Speaker 3: As I was telling the folks out there, it's Ozzy's
Speaker 3: seventy six birthday.
Speaker 1: Today, seventy six. I've interviewed him several times and he's
Speaker 1: been a joy every time. I can't understand already saying
Speaker 1: but until he sings, until he sings, and then he's
Speaker 1: like a songbird and never misses a note.
Speaker 3: And on those lines of can't understand them when they talk,
Speaker 3: but when they sing, you can. One of those bands
Speaker 3: will be featured in Reeling in the years today.
Speaker 1: It's called a T's in the business. Ah all right,
Speaker 1: m Ted Turner. Ted Turner, he's still alive. He is
Speaker 1: still alive. He's got dementia, but he looks, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, looks fantastic. He's in his late eighties and
Speaker 1: he is one of the top three or four landowners
Speaker 1: in the United States. So he went around a long
Speaker 1: time ago. He decided he loved those paintings, those art things. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he love the West, like the paintings of the
Speaker 1: elk in the mountains and then the bear walking through
Speaker 1: wherever and yellowpaper and Duck reading a newspaper going, what
Speaker 1: do they need a drywaller for? So he owns two
Speaker 1: point two million acres in four states.
Speaker 3: That's like owning a state.
Speaker 1: Correct, and he is trying to figure out he wants
Speaker 1: to never develop it, right, He's literally the guy from
Speaker 1: Yellowstone going, we obviously can't afford to keep it because taxes.
Speaker 1: That's the nightmare of America is eventually you have to
Speaker 1: give up your own house and your land because you
Speaker 1: can't pay the taxes on it. So he's they're trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how to keep it and not spoil it.
Speaker 3: Sell it to the Pioneer woman and her husband. They're
Speaker 3: a top ten landowner. Also, who's the pioneer woman read Drummond.
Speaker 3: She's like cooking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing social conservation things in cooking persons. That's
Speaker 1: what we do here. Well, if anybody figure yeah, if
Speaker 1: anybody can figure out Ted Ted Turner. I thought it
Speaker 1: was ironic, not ironic, but weird that they did a
Speaker 1: story on Ted Turner and at the end of the
Speaker 1: show they did a story on Jane Fauna and didn't
Speaker 1: connect the two. That was traitorous. I was like, how
Speaker 1: do you not connect those two? I know, I'm like.
Speaker 3: What they were like they were the Sonny and Sheriff yeties.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I mean Robert Redford poking at Ted Turner
Speaker 1: in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Robert Redford poked Ted Turner.
Speaker 1: Well, he was. They were at an awards center and
Speaker 1: I never heard that. Some of you all know Jane
Speaker 1: Fauna and some of us know Jane Vanda, and they
Speaker 1: did like jumped up out of his seat, like exploded
Speaker 1: and left you.
Speaker 3: You weren't the first Ted, No, not a chance, not
Speaker 3: even the fourteenth probably no.
Speaker 1: Not a chance. But he's so he's calling it concern conservation, conservation,
Speaker 1: capitalist or something like. He's trying to keep it by.
Speaker 3: It's like trying to find an old property and saying
Speaker 3: this is historic, you can't develop it.
Speaker 1: He's trying. He's not gonna be able to do it.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the people that have done this where
Speaker 3: they let their yard grow. Yes, then they get the
Speaker 3: butterfly pollinator zone signs you can't do anything.
Speaker 1: We have at least four of those. Oh and I
Speaker 1: we walk by, and it looks abandoned, right, except for
Speaker 1: the house doesn't look abandoned. The yard does. It's natural.
Speaker 3: I know there's one house as I pull up to
Speaker 3: your drive. It's on the right hand side. Yes, that's
Speaker 3: a little sketchy. Four of them, bro, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that family moved. Oh they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody bought it, gutted it, and sold
Speaker 1: it to a very nice person.
Speaker 3: That was right for flipping right there?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was and it's so great. So
Speaker 1: but they have four of those and we walk by.
Speaker 1: Didn't look terrible. It just looks weird band name right
Speaker 1: for flipping? Yeah, right for flipping? Yes, all right, then,
Speaker 1: yeah it's fine.
Speaker 3: Oh I got a deer Squatchy for you if you
Speaker 3: feel like misquatch dispensing advice, Miss Squatchy. I wonder what
Speaker 3: Squatchy's up to you besides eating and running awkwardly. Yes,
Speaker 3: this us from Paul. Paul writes in Dear Squatchy.
Speaker 1: Hi Paul, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 3: A year ago, my ex girlfriend and I broke up,
Speaker 3: but it was amicable and we're still able to be
Speaker 3: pleasant to each other. We don't hang out or anything
Speaker 3: like that, but we're still connected on social media and
Speaker 3: our adult enough to be pleasant with each other. My
Speaker 3: current girlfriend of a few months has been cool with
Speaker 3: it and knows that there's nothing between my ex and
Speaker 3: me in any way, shape or form, or so I thought.
Speaker 3: The day after Thanksgiving, I put up my Christmas tree,
Speaker 3: lit it up, and put the ornaments on. Oh my
Speaker 3: girlfriend loved it. However, yesterday I came home and found
Speaker 3: all of the ornaments off the tree in the trash.
Speaker 1: Uh, excuse me.
Speaker 3: Apparently my ex saw a picture of the tree on
Speaker 3: social media and commented, I remember buying all those ornaments.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was pissed at me for hiding the
Speaker 3: fact that they were symbolic of an old relationship. I
Speaker 3: thought they were symbolic of Christmas. Is this really that
Speaker 3: big of a deal. Is this something I should have
Speaker 3: seen coming? Or is there a bigger issue here?
Speaker 1: Run turn around, don't even grab whatever, leave your phone
Speaker 1: on the table, turn around like Forrest Gump, and run
Speaker 1: the other direction, because this relationship will not last and
Speaker 1: or work.
Speaker 3: These ornaments, I'm guessing, were probably kids on sleds, not
Speaker 3: pictures of the ex girlfriend. Half the things on our
Speaker 3: tree are from Becky and her kids before we met.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: Who throws stuff in the trash because you weren't around
Speaker 3: for it?
Speaker 1: Who cares? What you're freak?
Speaker 3: They're ornaments.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, I should have nothing before you.
Speaker 3: Your life didn't begin until I shout out.
Speaker 1: Let me go to the closet and throw away all
Speaker 1: my because I bought them. She bought them for me
Speaker 1: before we main.
Speaker 3: She bought me. This tie. Strangle you with it?
Speaker 1: But in reality, do you want to talk about if
Speaker 1: we're giving guys advice about relationship? Right, and we give
Speaker 1: pretty damn good advice. People tell us all the time
Speaker 1: you all should do a relationship show and give advice.
Speaker 1: But if you want to go to you'll admit that
Speaker 1: men are stupid, right, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: We can be by the way, you'll like today's Tuesday's
Speaker 3: twol I think right.
Speaker 1: But I men are stupid. So what we really should
Speaker 1: start is with a question with this guy, how good
Speaker 1: is the sex? It's obviously spectacular to see. That's really
Speaker 1: where this all comes down to. It all comes down
Speaker 1: to if it's spectacular sex and she is a magician
Speaker 1: in the bed, you're gonna put up with more crap.
Speaker 3: What did Bill Murray say in Kingpin? It's a small
Speaker 3: world when you have amazing boobs.
Speaker 1: Roy, But that is really means just how men think.
Speaker 3: Two months in, she took your ornaments off the tree
Speaker 3: and threw them in the garbage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well you gotta draw on in the sand
Speaker 1: right that morning. Again, when you get home or whenever
Speaker 1: you get home, you go, okay out.
Speaker 3: This is the beginning of her getting her hooks and yup.
Speaker 3: Every max the friends go away, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct, the ones that get between you and the friends,
Speaker 1: that's it. Depending on how old you are and what.
Speaker 3: The friends you made before you two met are going
Speaker 3: to be gone.
Speaker 1: So now there's a caveat to that. If you're standing
Speaker 1: in a bar and your buddies are chanting shots, shots, shots,
Speaker 1: and at one thirty in the morning, maybe she should
Speaker 1: get in between you and your friends. But we know
Speaker 1: those guys. We know those guys, so you should probably
Speaker 1: get in between those. She should get in there and
Speaker 1: go Do we really need to be in the bar
Speaker 1: at thirty yelling shots? No?
Speaker 3: Can't we have Happy hour and dinner with Dave and Becky?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can we just go with David Becky be home
Speaker 1: by eight eight fifteen. Yeah, at the Tops, at Tops.
Speaker 1: The only reason it's say fifteen is because we actually
Speaker 1: get coffee right after the last drink. It's really works
Speaker 1: out well. So no shots in the Grand Slam breakfast
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, Irish coffee. Oh my god. So yeah, this guy,
Speaker 1: but here's another caveat we gotta say, everyone gets another chance,
Speaker 1: like you go, hey, this is an example of unstable behavior,
Speaker 1: and I'm not in for this. Oh she'll she'll love that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: this is if you can't truth it? Well, you're right though,
Speaker 1: they go nuts unstable nuts.
Speaker 3: Hello, did you say I was unstable? Did you say
Speaker 3: I was understanding?
Speaker 1: No, No, sweetie, I said, I said he was unstable.
Speaker 3: Are you never touching these again?
Speaker 1: I said unstable behavior. I didn't say you were unstable.
Speaker 1: I said unstable.
Speaker 3: You say you're saying I'm nuts, aren't you? This is crazy.
Speaker 1: This isn't an accusation calling me crazy.
Speaker 3: Let me finish?
Speaker 1: Can I finish? Can I please? Can you finish? It's
Speaker 1: his unstable behavior.
Speaker 3: You're saying I can't behave like a normal adult. You're
Speaker 3: calling me unstable and crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is working out and then the
Speaker 1: mistake the guy makes, she cries, takes her top off,
Speaker 1: they have sex, and then he's forgetting all of the
Speaker 1: ornament stuff. Hmm, because guys.
Speaker 3: Because logic can leave the body correct after about ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lacey depends, a lacey brawl with some cleavage,
Speaker 1: and men, really smart men lose their They lose everything,
Speaker 1: They lose everything.
Speaker 3: Everything goes south and then exits the body and it'll
Speaker 3: take you another couple of months to get.
Speaker 1: Back all in just a couple of moments over a
Speaker 1: lacey brawl and some cleavage. What are you doing, dude? Stop?
Speaker 3: She threw your ornaments in the trash? What I don't
Speaker 3: remember it.
Speaker 1: Totally forgot about that ornament man. She took her to
Speaker 1: I off, and I totally forgot about the ornament thing. Whatever.
Speaker 3: They're just they're just ornaments.
Speaker 1: They're all right.
Speaker 3: But the the best part of that advice was the first.
Speaker 1: Word, run, run, turn and run like Forrest Gump, You
Speaker 1: know that one where he's swinging his arms and runs
Speaker 1: down to the end of the of the driveway, turns
Speaker 1: left and I cap ronnie, I cap ron that when
Speaker 1: the leg braces fell off or no, when he's sitting
Speaker 1: on the porch and he's guy's little hat on and
Speaker 1: he's bored, and he goes. I decided to go on
Speaker 1: and run, and that's when he runs across the nation. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he runs to the he goes. I run to the
Speaker 1: end of the driveway and then I ran to the
Speaker 1: end of Green Bow and then I kept running. That's
Speaker 1: my advice to you, son, Run like Forrest Gump. But
Speaker 1: don't stop. You don't don't stop.
Speaker 3: But if you want to meet another chick, bring a razor.
Speaker 3: All right, your mom really does care about your schooling.
Speaker 3: So still one of the greatest movies of all time.
Speaker 3: Of course, all right, tensions are building. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I have enough time for this. We'll skip that one.
Speaker 1: No, I'll skip that one and go to the Hulu.
Speaker 1: So here's the deal. I don't know if I should
Speaker 1: cancel and re sign up because all of these streaming
Speaker 1: services are doing the drug dealer thing. Hey, come on,
Speaker 1: you want to try our service. Come on, try a
Speaker 1: service ninety nine on some months, babyfore for a year.
Speaker 1: Come on, you get you and then get you hooked.
Speaker 3: You know, it sounds like remember those one nine hundred
Speaker 3: calls I'd never called no. The commercials for him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: everyone's spectacular looking. And the person on the other end
Speaker 3: has a baby in her arms, she's ironing it, has
Speaker 3: a cigarette her mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guarantee it. But two bills. So this is the
Speaker 1: drug this is the drug dealer guy. So Hulu says,
Speaker 1: streaming service. Sign up now for the year. You get
Speaker 1: ninety nine cents per month for a year. Okay, how
Speaker 1: do you not cancel the Hulu and go with it?
Speaker 1: I got it for Disney Plus now that Disney Plus says,
Speaker 1: because it's all on one. The bundle Disney Plus and
Speaker 1: Hulu is two ninety nine a month.
Speaker 3: Two dollars and ninety nine cents. That's it for how long?
Speaker 1: For a year? Really? Yes?
Speaker 3: So I would have to cancel my current Hulu, Yes,
Speaker 3: and then re sign up for Disney Hulu. Come combine
Speaker 3: Hbo Max a monthly membership with ads, because that's all
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm getting ads now. I'm watching a Disney
Speaker 1: movie that I pay whatever fifteen dollars a month for
Speaker 1: and I'm getting ads anyway, and I go, well, it's over.
Speaker 1: Streaming's over because now it's just cable. Yep. So a
Speaker 1: monthly membership with ads and streaming is two ninety nine
Speaker 1: a month for the first six months. So if you
Speaker 1: cancel and sign up now, you're saving almost fifteen bucks
Speaker 1: a month for six months.
Speaker 3: So ninety bucks. Yeah, but then you'll have a hundred
Speaker 3: bucks of aggravation trying to cancel it.
Speaker 1: All right, Paramount plus is Paramount plus essential or Paramount
Speaker 1: plus with showtime?
Speaker 3: Jeez?
Speaker 1: Could this be more confusing? It's two ninety nine a
Speaker 1: month for two months. That's not a really big deal. No,
Speaker 1: it's not worth it, Peacock says, because everybody loves the
Speaker 1: cock Peacock, there's a lot of shows on that channel.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: It was a pain in the ass. I signed up
Speaker 3: for it because I wanted the Packers Eagles game, and
Speaker 3: it's going to be another one during the playoffs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it could be the Packers, so I held on
Speaker 3: to it. But trying to get it on a second
Speaker 3: TV was a pain in the butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I got to enter this code. Wait, no, no,
Speaker 3: show me the place to enter the code. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: show me the code, but no place to enter it.
Speaker 3: Then I put in my email address and say password.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm doing this. I don't know my password.
Speaker 3: Quit asking me for my password. No one's broken into
Speaker 3: my house and change the password you got GPS. Just
Speaker 3: don't make me enter my password ever again from my house.
Speaker 1: Please. I think it's young people that design all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and they're like, this will really piss off old people.
Speaker 1: What's this They're gonna have to punch it in again
Speaker 1: and search for it.
Speaker 3: It's like the Chinese children that put too much tape
Speaker 3: on things when they're wrapping it.
Speaker 1: Peacock says, go premium annual subscription. So get it for
Speaker 1: a year for twenty bucks. Okay, just the year.
Speaker 3: You get all of it.
Speaker 1: Now, there's no annual, no monthly, it's just twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: You get it for a year.
Speaker 3: So here's what's gonna happen. People are gonna sign him
Speaker 3: for everything for about thirty bucks a month. Yes, forget
Speaker 3: about it, Yes, forget how they're paying for it because
Speaker 3: it's so small, And then pretty soon as two hundred
Speaker 3: and forty dollars a month, there's no doubt and you
Speaker 3: can't figure out how to cancel it, dammit.
Speaker 1: All right, So that's a if some people that don't
Speaker 1: have it because of that and want to taste it.
Speaker 3: Little taste, want a little nibbles.
Speaker 1: Just take a draw, Just take one draw. You can
Speaker 1: do two puffs. Take a two pluffs.
Speaker 3: You're like the guy and the panel van outside the school.
Speaker 3: That's right, This is what the stream means doing to people.
Speaker 1: Take a taste.
Speaker 3: I got some canned ticke. A taste a little.
Speaker 1: Uh, pull all the taste of King of Tulsa.
Speaker 3: Pull off the paper.
Speaker 1: Take a little tasted of doom.
Speaker 3: Like it, and if you love it, I'll give you
Speaker 3: some decision.
Speaker 1: Smoke some of his doom. See what you like it,
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