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On today's episode, we talk about miss Crowley, what a

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voice you like? My Alsie impression there, I was a

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brilliant Aussie impression. I would say, yeah, thank you. I

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think I nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 1: I mean this episode is just gangbusters from the start.

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Our friend Alex Buscemi joins to talk about this total loon.

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I had a lot of fun, so enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to softcore History.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to soft core History. I'm your host of

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the week, Dan re Jester, joined as always by Rob Fox,

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What Up? And very special guest Alex Buscemi.

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Speaker 3: What go back.

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Speaker 1: Is in the building? Once up? Did?

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Speaker 3: Dude? Not much? Man? Clean cut and look I just

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I just look clean cut because I'm wearing a polo.

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Speaker 2: But you don't have a mullet anymore.

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Speaker 3: I haven't had the bullet for like a year.

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Speaker 1: You haven't seen him for a long time.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Clearly, I haven't one of the last time he was

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on the show. I don't remember the.

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Speaker 3: Last time I was on the show. I didn't have

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the mullet anymore.

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Speaker 1: Ron doesn't pay attention, pay attention anything. It doesn't matter.

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I'm excited for today because if boushe was telling me,

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still a little drunk from last night, still fucked.

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Speaker 3: Up, I am. Yeah, I mean, I'm not you know,

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a Sunday morning. I told him. I was like, dude,

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I don't. I was like, fuck, I don't know if

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I can make this, but I found a way for

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you guys. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was supposed to be Sunday night,

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but then shit changed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got to work around the schedule of our bosses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is not ideal. I'd prefer to be

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drinking right.

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Speaker 1: Now, but you can drink. He's drinking right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't want to though.

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Speaker 3: Baday morning, dude, It's just like a tread, like a brunch,

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you know, fel like I feel like I'll feel great

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in the moment and then the rest of my day

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will be a living hell. Yeah. You probably got to

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take the kids to practices and stuff, right, you got

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you got shit going on. I bet you got to

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get to Costco.

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Speaker 1: Both of my parents raised me while they were intoxicated.

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My mom was always drunk, my dad was always high. Fine, Yeah,

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my dad was a huge postmoker.

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Speaker 3: Really really, I didn't know your parents were both blasted

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while they were Maybe that's what killed is lung now,

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d it was the chemicals he's breathing in for forty years.

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Speaker 2: We just safe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course that. All the studies and all the

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podcasters told me that weed is actually good for your lungs.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, helps clear it out. Man. It's

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of the earth on like tobacco. Dude, there is nothing

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natural about the weed we're smoking now, Dude, that ship

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it's dude, it's like too much it.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the weed that that gets sold today

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is the equivalent of like everything is the blue ribbon

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pumpkin at the state fair. Yeah know what I mean.

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weed is just the freak pumpkin that they cross bread

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and fill the shit until it was one thousand pounds.

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Speaker 3: Dude, everybody has yeah, everybody has a thousand pound and

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pumpkin now and high as fucked.

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Speaker 2: I don't want it too much. I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weed, that's just jacked to the gills.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, get me the mids. Get me something that

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will make me a little silly, a little hungry. I

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don't want to see God every time I take it, right.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine if every single beer was like twelve ABV.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's craft beer too though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can't drink twelve. You can drink twelve

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bud Lights, but you cannot drink twelve. Ip A's right,

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Speaker 2: Why is that a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of substance abuse?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, in this episode, we love a good substance abuse.

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I'm sad that I'm not gonna I forgot my zins.

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I fucking I'm not drinking right now. Like nothing is

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Speaker 1: I've already broken my uh non energy drink fast.

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Speaker 1: Coffee just doesn't do it for me anymore. It's I

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could drink twelve cups of cole Brew feel nothing.

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Speaker 2: Oh see, colebrew explows my heart, but.

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Speaker 1: What does blows my asshole?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good clear out for sure. I get

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I get these ads now on Instagram that are like,

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you could lose ten pounds tomorrow by taking colon broom

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you just filled with poop, And I'm like, I don't

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think I am. I think I'm pretty sure I am

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blasting it all out all the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to I want to say, like fifty

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percent of my shit's are diary and I I feel

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like I live pretty healthy. Oh, I drink a lot.

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Speaker 1: But fifty of your poops are emergencies.

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Speaker 3: Not emergencies but wet or loose.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh, those like twenty five percent of your.

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but it's like I'm gonna need to find a toilet

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in the next thirty or yeah, these pants are ruined.

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Speaker 2: Now Is that a good preable.

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Speaker 1: Kind of yeah? Perfect. Actually, today we're talking about a

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man the media portrayed as one of the most wicked,

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vile humans to ever live, a dude whose own religious

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mother called the Beast, and a guy many considered to

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Timothy Leary and l Ron Hubbard. We of course heard

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Speaker 2: Oh right, I forgot you told me you were gonna

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do Alistair Crowley, miss crow but you had to make

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sure Jake hadn't done it already, like four years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yep, he finally got back to me. He's like, uh, yeah,

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somehow I miss that. Would have thought he led with

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this subject for the podcast Jake Number one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So. Edward Alexander Crowley was born into a fundamental

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Christian Warwickshire family in October of eighteen seventy five. His

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old man, Ed was a retired engineer who cashed out

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his portion of the family's bruin business, Crowley's Alton Ale

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before little Eddie came into the world. So they were

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banking on this bruin business.

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Speaker 2: Making bank or banking on it as in like no

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they may only hope.

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Speaker 1: No, they crushed okay, okay, okay. So he came into

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money pretty I mean as soon as he was born money, okay,

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because his dad's family was in this like anale business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, his dad did. Yeah, his dad just cashed out,

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got a shit ton of money, and then retired respect Yeah.

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because it ain't no zell it like a convert.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good lord, what and you to do all that

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with beer money. You're gonna have all that beer money,

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and that's what you're gonna do with it.

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Speaker 1: He would read a chapter of the Bible to his

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wife and little lead every morning for breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's sufferable.

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Speaker 2: Wait a chapter, because chapters aren't that long in the Bible.

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Speaker 1: It's like breakfast, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like chapter one, book through your verse three Okay.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I'm eating some eggs and some bread. That take

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm saying it's chapters aren't long. If it's

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like a book. He's like, today we're reading Genesis at breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Not just chapter. We're not doing an entire yeah, book

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of the Bible. No, man. They had a pretty good relationship,

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whereas much as a father and a son could back

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in the late nineteenth century, and Eddie described his pops

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as his hero and good friend. Okay, that wasn't until

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his dad died of oral cancer when he was eleven,

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Speaker 2: Smoker. Probably dad's just well, I mean, between all the

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coal in the air and his dad.

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Speaker 1: Just having chewing tobacco.

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Speaker 1: Back then, they said specifically tongue cancer.

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Speaker 2: Any foul, any type of cancer like that. He said,

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those pictures that was the most effective anti tobacco thing

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I've ever seen was the fucking pictures of the dudes

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without jaws who did chewing tobacco or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, whoa, because like someone with lung cancer,

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it's like, well, it's their ugliness is on the inside. Yeah,

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I can't see it. I mean, I guess the people

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Speaker 1: He inherited a third of his father's ale fortune and

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began to act up in school. He was brutally beaten

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by Reverend Henry Darcy Chapney, who he described as a

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man of the cloth and a true sadist. Jesus, so

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he used to beat the fuck out of him for

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, for Jesus. He went home every night and

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he's like, Lord, why.

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Speaker 3: Did these boys want to beat in so badly?

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Speaker 2: Why do you want me to give it to them?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: Lord?

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Speaker 1: This, of course, helped him check out of the whole

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Christianity thing. He started to pick fights with his teachers

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about the religion, and you know, just as an act

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of rebellion, started to smoke and bang prosty's in his teens.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, oh nice.

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Speaker 2: How old was what year was this?

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Speaker 1: This is his teenage years.

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Speaker 3: He's like, he's like fourteen banging prop He.

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Speaker 1: Lost his virginity at fourteen. Okay, but what I'm just

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saying like he was born in seventy five.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so eighteen eighty nine. Yeah sick. I'm just saying

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that's like, literally he's banging prostitutes a year after Jack

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the Ripper is killing prostess.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna mention Jack the Ripper real quick.

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Speaker 3: Okay. You know they found Jack. They did an episode

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we just did that two weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they killed the guy. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He lost his virginity one of the family's maids on

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his mother's bed. The maid was promptly fired and became

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a homeless drunk. It is rumored that she became one

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Speaker 2: Dude, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: So he's wiener, he was wiener cousins with Jack the Ripper.

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Speaker 1: Well, well maybe I don't know if Jack fucked all

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the prostitutes he killed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you imagine though. Yeah, I'm eskimo bros. Jack the Ripper,

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that would be that's do it.

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Speaker 3: Who's do you y'all have a famous eskimo bro.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's he's less famous than he used to be,

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but yeah, uh Anthony Rizzo, the New York Yankees first baseman.

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the Cubs. He was better on the Cubs and he

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was on the Yankees.

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Speaker 3: Nice mine is? Uh? My most famous eskimo bro would

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be the lead singer of All That Remains.

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Speaker 1: I have an eskimo brows shares the same birthday as man.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you guys are true bros.

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Speaker 1: I Knowronk.

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Speaker 3: Youre Gronk bros with like top tier athletes. Though that's

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way that's way more impressive than the lead singer of

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All That Remains, the guy with the nipple rings.

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Speaker 2: I like that. Though.

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Speaker 1: Sex became a major vice in his life, and he

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contracted ghanar rhea early on, which only agitated a pre

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existing kidney disease. By college, he develops some more family

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friendly hobbies like chess and mountain climbing, spending time in

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the Alps every year from eighteen ninety four to eighteen

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ninety eight.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so this guy just had gotoreea for the rest

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of his life.

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Speaker 1: I think he cleared up a little bit. He gets

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more than Goneria.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I think Gonnoia doesn't stick around. I don't know.

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I've never had an STD, so.

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Speaker 1: I've never had an STD either, tells about tell us

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about GONORIEA I've.

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Speaker 3: Never had I just got a fucking whatever it's called STD. Check.

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I'm clean, baby, let's go, and my te levels are good.

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You know, I got all the I got all the stuff,

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all this stuff I got, no I got no engine

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lights on, no lights on the dashboard. I'm good to go, baby.

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Speaker 1: That said, he was still banging out hookers pretty regularly

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and contracted Syphiliss Wile at Cambridge.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's nothing you can do about that back then either, Yeah,

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I go insane, melts.

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Speaker 2: Your brain slowly, but surely boy did it? Boy?

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Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety six, Crowley went away on holiday to

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Stockholm and he had what he described his as his

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first mystical experience, and by that he just did a

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bunch of drugs and popped his cherry with dudes.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, when you've had enough prostitutes.

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Speaker 2: I guess what about what you said isn't magical?

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Speaker 1: Well, he experienced it as horror and pain. Yet at

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the same time. It was the key to the purest

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and holiest spiritual ecstasy, ecstasy that existed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so he bottomed on drugs.

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Speaker 1: Well, if he said horror and pain, Yeah, you have

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to assume he was at least he's a power bottom.

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Speaker 2: He bought it. Yeah, he bottomed.

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Speaker 3: He was. He's a dominant. He sounds like a dominant man.

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I bet he was definitely a power bottom. Yeah, he

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was generating the thrust.

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Speaker 1: He was.

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Speaker 2: He was in charge the whole time, you know what

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I mean. So he bottomed while taking some drugs, and

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also his life was on drugs at this point because

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syphilis was just constantly fucking up his brain.

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Speaker 1: Probably better for the dude if he was the bottom,

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because you got to get that dirty dick away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you you're less likely.

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Speaker 1: To contract an STD from the ass, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: No top, just topping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you're much more likely to get an SDD

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from anal sex. Yeah, which like a if a woman

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has sex with a man with AIDS, it's like a

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one percent chance of transmission. But if they've anal is

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like it's skyrockets.

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Speaker 1: But it is the syphilis and gonnerion exclusively on his

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penis or is it everywhere in his body?

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Speaker 3: The simplest and gun I mean, I mean, I mean

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you transmit it through the penis, Like I don't I

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think you can hug a guy with syphilis newly fine, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't mean that. But like, if you're fucking a dude

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who has a gonneriea dick and yeah, yeah yeah, are

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you more likely or less likely to get the gonnerrie?

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Speaker 2: Less likely?

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Speaker 1: Probably because if he's fucking you and the ass, then

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you'll get the GUNNERRIEA. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: How yeah, yeah yeah yah yea, yeah, yeah, I'm probably

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not gonna get gonerio talking to talking a guy with

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goneria and the ass, I don't think you're gonna get.

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Speaker 1: It, okay, I think you're less likely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if they have that goneria to blast the ass,

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then then you're heading GONERIEA.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I think if you're receiving.

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Speaker 2: Receiving is way easier to get an STD.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I imagine, so, which just seems like it

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because it's going into you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The next year, he moved to Saint Petersburg in hopes

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of learning Russian and going down a diplomatic career path

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in the country. Sure, sure, but became deathly ill in

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October of eighteen ninety six and came to grips with

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his own mortality. He also swallowed a major black pill

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that hard work amounts to nothing and life was ultimately pointless,

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and decided to give up on pursuing the geopolitical thing

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and shifted his energy and attention to occultism.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, sure, why not.

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Speaker 3: That's the natural progression of the syphilitic mind.

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Speaker 2: It seems like he hasn't even tried to work that hard.

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Speaker 1: Why would heah some money? Dude?

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Speaker 2: That is funny. That is much like a rich kid

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blackpill thing, like it pullshit, nothing bad. I'm not happy

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with those.

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Speaker 1: That's what he thinks at first, And eventually that kind

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of escalates into like just do what you want, yeah,

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which becomes a religion, which is.

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Speaker 2: Hilarious because he's already doing what he wants. Yeah, entirely.

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If you're going to Sweden on a whim to get

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drilled by other dudes, you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you want. That wasn't his intention, all right. He

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just did a bunch of drugs and one thing led

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to another.

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Speaker 2: Just saying you're living whatever life. You're like, no one's

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stopping you from doing anything at that?

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Speaker 1: Oh certainly, I mean if yeah, we haven't even gotten

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to most of his life and where he just picks

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up and does whatever he wants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys keep going on and take a bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Break and we're bad.

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Speaker 3: I had to take a little hangover shit.

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Speaker 1: Really not great for your you know, numbers of not

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being an emergency.

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Speaker 3: That one was definitely the previous day. In my defense,

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I drank a lot last night. I like how you

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guys have an Alpha bidet too, Like, it's not gay

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getting water up up my butt. It's Alpha bidet, bro Alpha.

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Speaker 2: Yet yeah, we still installed it. They ordered it and

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they're like, yeah, we put them into you. It's like,

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I'm not installing that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to share a bidet with other men.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not like I mean, what what what?

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Speaker 2: Why would that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a weird thing to happen. Public bidet,

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A public bidet.

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Speaker 3: I mean, dude, Like, I mean if you go to

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Thailand or the Philippines, like they they're all public bidets.

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Speaker 2: But it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's like a hose that you take off the wall.

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And that's a nightmare. It looks like a garden hose basically,

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and then you just like take it off the wall

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and just put it between your legs.

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Speaker 1: And I want to get blasted in the ass by

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water in the comfort of my own home. I don't

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want to do it at work.

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Speaker 3: It's too private of a too private of an order.

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Speaker 2: So we were just talking about getting gone to re

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up the asshole. Let me tell you something right now,

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I'm not blasting Thaie tap water into my fucking asshole.

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Speaker 3: Dude. That might have been how I had my medical

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issues there.

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Speaker 1: Like, truly, it's not happening. Yeah, it wasn't. The fucking

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ghost dude was throwback. Crowley began reading foreign literature like

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The Book of Black Magic and Packs of the Cloud

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upon the Sanctuary. He also wrote his own publications, like

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The White Stain, which was a series of poems on

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male MASTURBATIONE.

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Speaker 3: Series of poems. Tell me you have one of them

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here for us? I don't, but oh, come on, I'll

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find it.

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Speaker 2: I'll find it.

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Speaker 3: Find a series of poems on male masturbas.

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Speaker 1: He did a lot of this stuff. I'm not going

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to cite every one of his publications.

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Speaker 3: He wrote a lot, a lot of poems about jacking it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's awesome. Now, we'll say he may sound

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kind of like an edged lord and h a little

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bit of a try hard with certain things, especially when

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it comes to sex. But I do think it was

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always a little tongue in cheek. He was a little

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bit self aware. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you're writing poems about jack and off,

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they had to be like comedic poem.

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Speaker 1: And he wasn't necessarily the most handsome man. So the

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fact that he was able to pull a lot of

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ass outside of the prostitutes meant he had a bunch

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of charisma.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was risen him up. But dude, what was

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anybody attractive back then? I feel like late eighteen hundreds,

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early nineteen hundreds, pre dental care.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, feels feels like there weren't many.

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Speaker 1: Don't spend too much time looking forward to either.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to I finding, like the book, but I'm

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not finding yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: In eighteen ninety eight, he visited Switzerland and hooked up

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with chemist Julian L. Baker, discussing their shared love of alchemy.

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Baker introduced Crowley to his brother in Law, who was

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a member of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn,

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a secret society dedicated to dark magic and spiritual development.

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Modern day Wicca and Thelma rituals and traditions are inspired

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from the group. Crowley was initiated by the group's leader,

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Samuel Ladell McGregor mathers into the Outer Order a few

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months later, in November eighteen ninety eight.

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Speaker 2: So you got him quick, m M. I think you

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did stuff with them.

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Speaker 1: He was also rich.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you get fast tracked. Like if if you

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go out to scientology, you pull up in a fucking Ben's,

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you know, a fucking range rower.

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Speaker 1: It's like being a legacy in a fraternity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh hell, right to the front line,

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whereas like some poor persons like please, I just need answers,

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I'll do anything. They're like, wait your fucking turn.

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Speaker 1: Our guy moved into a luxury flat in London and

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invited senior Golden Dawn member Alan Bennett to live with

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him to be his own personal magic tutor. Okay, Bennett

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essentially taught Crowley some low end Jenet level one hundred

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magic like what, and they did a bunch of drugs together.

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All the name of ritual purposes. I don't fucking.

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Speaker 3: Mind.

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Speaker 2: His mind is just withering away. And I assume they

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were banging.

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Speaker 1: He's you should always assume he's banging.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's fucking all these dudes.

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Speaker 2: Like, but it's not gay. It's like pan sexual. Like

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they're banging each other. They get five hookers, they bang

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them together, like one just watches the other bang. They

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just jerk off in front of each other one night.

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Then the next night they're just banging hookers, not even

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really caring about each other, and then like one day

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they just tired, so they just blow each other.

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Speaker 3: Like it's just it's just sixty nine tonight. Yeah, you know,

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I don't.

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Speaker 2: Have the energy.

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Speaker 1: Although this group was a little bit uh anti homo eroticism,

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doesn't sound like it.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys think they did well?

468
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,319
Speaker 1: Not with this guy, but the group as a whole,

469
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And we'll get to it later.

470
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Speaker 3: Do you guys think they did a four person sixty

471
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nine also known as the hashtag ooh, four person sixty nine,

472
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,799
it's it's called a hashtag?

473
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: Well, they probably did the original swasaka symbol because it

474
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:01,039
was like Hindu and how would that prosperity.

475
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,759
Speaker 2: I think you need eight people for that, maybe right, Yeah,

476
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,079
some people wouldn't be giving.

477
00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 3: Some people would only be receiving. If you're at the

478
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,359
end of the swastika, you know, I mean, if you're

479
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an arm of the Swatstka, like at the outer arm one, two, three.

480
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:19,799
Speaker 1: Four five, you're not accounting that you could just bend

481
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your legs.

482
00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, well then that could just be two people.

483
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 3: I think they just had just good old fashioned fucked piles.

484
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, back to the pile, but to the pile.

485
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,599
Speaker 1: Bennett eventually left for South Asia and totally flipped the

486
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switch on his life from darkness to light, become an

487
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instrumental and introducing Buddhism to the United Kingdom. So he

488
00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:44,960
gets out of Dodge with this group and leaves Crowley alone.

489
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In November of eighteen ninety nine, Crowley purchased a large

490
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manor on the shore of Lochness in Scotland. Interesting he

491
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got ingrained in Scottish culture and began wearing the traditional

492
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Highland dress.

493
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Speaker 2: What a turd. He just like goes places and absorbs

494
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the cold. I should note that it's funny that his

495
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,400
buddy just woke up one day, he woke up kind

496
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,960
of like I woke up this morning where it's like

497
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,039
you drink too much.

498
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: You drink too much, Yeah, to turn this around.

499
00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:13,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then like that guy woke up and he's like,

500
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,839
this is ridiculous. You cannot keep doing opium and fucking

501
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:23,160
horse and alistair all night every night. Like it's just

502
00:23:24,039 --> 00:23:26,680
you're running through opium and holes left and right. You

503
00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:30,279
gotta stop. And then like his I and his solution

504
00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:34,440
for that was, you need to go to East Asia.

505
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,359
You're doing too much opium, banging too many horse. You

506
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,440
gotta go to East Asia.

507
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:42,759
Speaker 3: Fine enlightenment, he said, there's gonna be even more hooking.

508
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: Dude.

509
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 3: It's like their whole thing.

510
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 2: It's like me being like it's like if you were

511
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,519
just like, oh god, I've eaten too many I've eaten

512
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,119
too much hamburgers and chili. I gotta go to Ohio.

513
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,799
Like it's just what.

514
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 3: You're too many progies. I gotta go to Klee.

515
00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 2: Right.

516
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: Crowley got through his beginner's defense against the Dark Arts

517
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,559
courses and was ready to move on to level two

518
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,160
of the order.

519
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: That said.

520
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,039
Speaker 1: He was not particularly liked or even tolerated much within

521
00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:16,279
the secret Society. The whole banging dude's thing was a

522
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:17,920
big hang up for most of the boys in the

523
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,519
Magic Club.

524
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,759
Speaker 3: Weird, really, Magic's like the gayest thing.

525
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:26,319
Speaker 1: Hey, man, get your gay shit out of our Magic Club.

526
00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:32,279
Speaker 2: Alistair Crowley's the only one with any self awareness. You're right,

527
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:32,799
you're right.

528
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,599
Speaker 1: The London chapter refused to upgrade his sorcery skills and

529
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,079
welcomed him into the second Order, So our wealthy Wizard

530
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,559
went to Paris to visit the head honcho of the

531
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:47,279
operation who initiated Crowley from the jump, Samuel Adell McGregor Mathers.

532
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,960
Please try not to cough into the mic too much.

533
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: I moved the mic away.

534
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,519
Speaker 1: How sick are you gonna You're gonna be sick for life?

535
00:24:53,599 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 2: I'm not sick. I just have some leftover little drippings.

536
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: He's not sick, he's ill.

537
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's also true.

538
00:25:01,079 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: Mathers gave Crowley clearance to Level two, and that pissed

539
00:25:04,759 --> 00:25:07,079
off everyone else in London to the point that they

540
00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:11,119
straight up isolated both men from the group. Crowley listening

541
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,440
pay to play, Yeah, but they're like, you're you've been

542
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,440
in a fraternity. You fucking hate people when you're.

543
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: You hate group. Yeah, they're like, I don't.

544
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: Fuck with you anymore.

545
00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, dude, this guy sucks. Let's stop. Let's stop

546
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,440
bringing him around.

547
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,839
Speaker 1: I talked to like five guys from my fraternity still

548
00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:29,759
maybe maybe like on a routine base.

549
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 2: I would say I'm friends with like ten or twelve.

550
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not talking to them.

551
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 2: On a daily basis. No, but I don't talk to

552
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,000
most people.

553
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 3: On daily basis. I don't talk to you like anybody

554
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:40,920
on it.

555
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,799
Speaker 1: I'm not like, hey, guys, well, no, modern friendship now

556
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,720
is just sharing memes on Instagram.

557
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically it's just back in funny real you found bike.

558
00:25:52,079 --> 00:25:54,599
Speaker 1: You don't even say, hey, this reminds me of It's

559
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,279
just like, here's a meme. You share a meme, he

560
00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:56,880
shares a meme.

561
00:25:57,759 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 2: Dude.

562
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 3: I was talking to this woman who's jen Z, and

563
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,359
she's like, yeah, me and my friend will sit in

564
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,119
the same room together and send each other reels back

565
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,400
and forth. That's a night while we're just sitting in

566
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,119
the same room.

567
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:08,799
Speaker 1: It's awful.

568
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,839
Speaker 3: I know. I was like, Jesus Christ, your generation is cooked.

569
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolute garbage generation. But whatever, who cares. I don't care.

570
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,000
Do what you want.

571
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:21,759
Speaker 1: Crowley went on to Mexico in nineteen hundred, where he

572
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,440
chilled for a little bit with a mama Sita, got initiated,

573
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,319
apparently into the Free Masons, climbed a few mountains, escaping

574
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,480
a volcanic eruption at one point, and wrote a play

575
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,880
in a series of poems that he published into another book.

576
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,799
Speaker 3: He's like the most interesting man alive. Like, just you

577
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:42,640
just casually throw in escaped a volcano erupting volcano. Yeah,

578
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,319
we're like if that's a little aside in your life.

579
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,559
Speaker 1: We're only like a page in right now. We still

580
00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:49,079
got plenty more ballpark.

581
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 3: How many dudes has he fucked at this point? How

582
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,039
many people has he has he fucked?

583
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: These people quad? These four digits.

584
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,839
Speaker 1: I don't know about this point, but in his lifetime,

585
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,400
I wouldn't put it past. Like the Wilt Chamberlain numbers.

586
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,640
Oh well, like what ten thousand thousand?

587
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

588
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man.

589
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,519
Speaker 2: Five figs? Damn has anyone hit his whole figs? That's

590
00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:12,240
what I want to know.

591
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 3: I mean, prostitutes probably six figs, so many. I mean,

592
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,039
they just are fucking all day.

593
00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure the porn star that got pregnant from a

594
00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:23,480
thousand dudes. Well at one point trying.

595
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,519
Speaker 3: There's no way she fucked eates and just the way

596
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:28,039
she fucked one thousand dudes a day, like some of

597
00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,000
those guys were definitely just like jerking off in the corner.

598
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: Logistically, it just it doesn't seem possible. I guess maybe

599
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,680
they put their penis in and then leave.

600
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, there's no way that they all nutted. That

601
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,079
does that count? No, I don't think a nut counts.

602
00:27:39,319 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: Sex doesn't fully have to be a nut, right, Yeah,

603
00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:43,720
as long as penetration happens.

604
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 3: Unless she grips like that like the retarded count holding

605
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,599
the class hamster.

606
00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:51,519
Speaker 2: The average human being lives twenty eight basically twenty nine

607
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:55,839
thousand days. That's your life span, twenty nine thousand days.

608
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he lived into his seventies.

609
00:27:57,519 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: I'm just saying what I'm telling you got to be

610
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:00,200
knocking out.

611
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,319
Speaker 1: Let's let's do the math.

612
00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: Though.

613
00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: He lived into his seventies, right, but.

614
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,599
Speaker 2: He started fucking at fourteen. Yeah, So, I mean.

615
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 3: I think I think a prostitute could hit like ten thousand.

616
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,079
Speaker 2: Ten thousand, no question. I'm saying six figures, ohka, one

617
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:15,480
hundred thousand bodies.

618
00:28:15,599 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 3: Oh there's no way anyone's ever hit that many.

619
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,279
Speaker 1: It's too hard.

620
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,519
Speaker 3: There might be someone in uh, you know, nineteen hundred England.

621
00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: No, there's just mathematically you can't do it.

622
00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:26,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably right.

623
00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: Fifty six times three hundred and sixty five. So he

624
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:35,079
was sexually active for twenty thousand days basically, so he'd

625
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,759
have to be putting away five a day.

626
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 3: That's a life.

627
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,079
Speaker 1: You have to live keep that pace.

628
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,519
Speaker 2: And you can't and we can't repeat.

629
00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 3: No right, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, if you have this, yeah,

630
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,160
that doesn't count.

631
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:53,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's gotta be some flirtatious you know, time

632
00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:57,880
built in. There's gotta be some four play.

633
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: Maybe just saying someboty nobody you're not insert and dry, right,

634
00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:03,400
nobody's ever done it as far as I'm now.

635
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but damn it, Alistair got close to.

636
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 2: Has anyone even had zacks one hundred thousand times in

637
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,599
their life?

638
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,559
Speaker 1: Yeah? You and your what?

639
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 3: No way?

640
00:29:12,079 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: You love her so much?

641
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had I have more children than anyone here

642
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:20,119
and less sex. She's been pregnant for three years. I've

643
00:29:20,119 --> 00:29:21,559
basically it sex like five times.

644
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,119
Speaker 1: Every time you enter her you pop out a baby.

645
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean once the once she's pregnant, it's.

646
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,319
Speaker 1: Just like over you not into it.

647
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,519
Speaker 2: The horny pregnant chick thing is bullshit, at least for me.

648
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,359
Nine months of like a random blowjob here or there.

649
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,359
Speaker 3: Oh that's not, that's not. I like, random blow jobs

650
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:43,079
are the best kind. You know, we weren't expecting and

651
00:29:43,079 --> 00:29:45,680
then sudden yeh yeah, yeah, suddenly she's your You're in

652
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,920
her mouth. That's great. That's exactly the sound I make

653
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,839
when I get a bull job.

654
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: Now her dad subscribes as a show, but I don't

655
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
think he listens to it.

656
00:29:55,119 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: No, probably not. You would have heard at this point

657
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,160
whether or not the line yeah, and you've said much

658
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:07,319
worse much but maybe he's a Crowley boy. He was like, oh,

659
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:09,279
it's like, wow, this is actually finally.

660
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,359
Speaker 2: An episode I care about, and I'm just let my

661
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:22,839
wife and Rob goes we Yeah.

662
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: So he gets bored with Mexico, said deuces to the

663
00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:29,519
Hispanic mommy and left to Hawaii on a ship from

664
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:30,359
San Francisco.

665
00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 2: This guy's just going everywhere.

666
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I went on a bumble date with

667
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,839
a Hispanic mommy very recently, like a mother. No, no, no,

668
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,480
she's she's not a mother.

669
00:30:39,599 --> 00:30:41,599
Speaker 1: She's just mad, you know.

670
00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, we're in I'm in my I'm thirty two.

671
00:30:45,319 --> 00:30:47,079
I want to say half the chicks on my dating Yeah,

672
00:30:47,119 --> 00:30:47,680
but he said that.

673
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: Because you implied that she was Hispanic.

674
00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:51,319
Speaker 2: I'm it's the double.

675
00:30:51,359 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: She's from Mexico.

676
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:54,839
Speaker 2: It's the double. It's that she's Hispanic and you're in

677
00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:57,079
your thirties. It's a miracle she didn't have a child.

678
00:30:57,359 --> 00:31:00,359
Speaker 3: I know, right, but uh but yeah, I was. We

679
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,680
were talking about colleges for some reason. She's like, oh, yeah,

680
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,559
I had a friend who went to jail. And I

681
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:07,359
was like, oh, what they do to go to jail.

682
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,599
She's like, oh, you know, studied really hard, got a scholarship.

683
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,640
I was like, a scholarship to go to jail. She's like, no, jail.

684
00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:15,240
I was like what. He's like, you know, the college

685
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:18,039
in Boston jail because like, yeah, she because.

686
00:31:17,799 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: Of her accident yail.

687
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,799
Speaker 3: She couldn't say yeah yeah. I was like, this has

688
00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:25,319
to be like a you know George Lopez bit.

689
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: The problem because they'll text you not ha ha ha

690
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,240
it's josh. Yeah.

691
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,279
Speaker 3: I thought that was funny.

692
00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:35,519
Speaker 1: While on the boat, he had an affair within married

693
00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:38,880
woman by the name of Mary Alice Rogers fell in

694
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,720
love with her and wrote a series of poems and

695
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:46,319
published romance book about the whole thing. I'm sure her

696
00:31:46,359 --> 00:31:48,240
husband was thrilled to pick up a copy about his

697
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,119
unfaithful wife getting piped down by a magic man at sea.

698
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:54,839
Speaker 2: I think, what's funnier? You wonder if she's like, oh,

699
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,039
your poems are so beautiful? Can I read your older poems?

700
00:31:58,039 --> 00:31:59,599
Do you have other poems? And he's like, ah, no,

701
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,079
like all about Jack for the first poems I ever wrote?

702
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,039
Speaker 1: What the White State?

703
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, not ding, it's ectoplasm.

704
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,079
Speaker 2: From the Ghosts.

705
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:14,599
Speaker 1: Crowley went on to the Japan in Hong Kong, where

706
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,279
he briefly reconnected with Alan Bennett. Bennett was like, I'm

707
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:23,200
about this path of enlightenment and reincarnation. Crowley wasn't feeling

708
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,680
it at all.

709
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,519
Speaker 2: Crowley's like, let me toss one in for old time's sake, Benny.

710
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,039
Speaker 3: That come on, Well, they definitely dicked each other.

711
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,839
Speaker 1: So he wasn't down with the Buddhism. But he's like,

712
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,119
maybe I'll give Hinduism a chance.

713
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:39,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's Buddhism is crazier cousin, So.

714
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: He goes to India and he keeps it chugging along.

715
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:46,559
He ends up getting malaria and has to hunker down

716
00:32:46,599 --> 00:32:51,359
and recover in Calcutta. Eventually gets better and for some

717
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,359
reason has a sweet idea to invite his mountain climbing

718
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,039
boys from college to conquer K two, which at that

719
00:32:58,079 --> 00:33:01,079
point had never been done ever. I'm K two, Like

720
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:01,920
we're gonna be the first.

721
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet, I think that's stupid to do now, let alone.

722
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,359
Speaker 1: Then, so all throughout his life too, there's just this

723
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,559
background theme of him trying to conquer mountains with his uh,

724
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,799
his college buddies, like they're never around for the occultism

725
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,039
or the crazy magic shit, but they're like, yeah, dude,

726
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:18,440
I'll fucking climb K two with you.

727
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. He just calls them up and they're like you

728
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,759
got to think. There's like a obviously not a group text,

729
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,279
but like whatever the Dat Times version of the group

730
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:31,119
text is where it's just like, dude, did you read

731
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,000
Alistair's book?

732
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

733
00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:35,799
Speaker 2: What up to?

734
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,839
Speaker 1: Because I have buddies that I'll go back to Orlando

735
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,519
and hang out with and like I have a good time,

736
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:42,400
but like, yeah, I don't keep up to date with

737
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,319
their day to day.

738
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: Right, but then but one of them does right, like

739
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,440
the one. There's always one that's more plugged in, and

740
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:53,079
then they'll just be like, dude, Alistair has been actually

741
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,079
up to some really weird funck. Like I know he

742
00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:56,799
seems normal because I feel like he just kind of

743
00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:59,759
reverts when we're around like college days, but like we're.

744
00:33:59,599 --> 00:34:01,079
Speaker 1: Just rehab old stories.

745
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:05,279
Speaker 2: He's he's been getting into some shit. Dude. He's in

746
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:11,719
like eight different black societies. He's banging anything. Wouldn't like

747
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,840
any woman know anything thing. I'm just telling you, like,

748
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,199
I don't know if we should climb this mountain this time.

749
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,159
Alistair's getting into for while we know Alistairs wants to

750
00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:27,199
open a portal at the top and die. Like I'm

751
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,599
just warning you now, he's not the Alistair you remember.

752
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 3: Like it's fine, dude, we climb mountains, what we do

753
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,400
come on college?

754
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, Alistair's just writing poems about getting anal.

755
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: They only get about twenty thousand feet up before eventually

756
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,800
ripping the cord and turn him back. So K two's

757
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,400
about twenty eight thousand feet.

758
00:34:49,599 --> 00:34:50,599
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's so close.

759
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: They were close, didn't they though? Now I feel like

760
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,199
it's the last eight thousands.

761
00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 3: But really that's when it goes straight the fuck up. Yeah,

762
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,360
it really gets you.

763
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:01,519
Speaker 1: They all get hit with like a crazy flew. Crowley

764
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:04,280
developed snow blindness for his efforts.

765
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: Didn't ring sunglasses.

766
00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: No, Crowley at this point had enough of India and Pakistan,

767
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,599
and he goes to Paris in nineteen oh two.

768
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,079
Speaker 2: Okay, back to where he did he meet with his

769
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,039
magic boys again.

770
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: No, he makes friends with painter Gerald Kelly and weasels

771
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,239
his way into both the French art scene and the

772
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,400
pants of Kelly's sister.

773
00:35:27,079 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: Okay, good for him.

774
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: What happened to his love the married woman that he

775
00:35:33,159 --> 00:35:35,880
fell in love with on a boat? She went back

776
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,079
to her husband. Okay, yeah, No, This is a common

777
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:40,800
theme with his whole life. He falls in love with

778
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,039
women for a brief period and then he moves on.

779
00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:46,119
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, although.

780
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:46,679
Speaker 3: What a boss.

781
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: Crowley actually marries Rose Edith Kelly in nineteen oh three

782
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:54,599
in a self described marriage of convenience, at first to

783
00:35:54,639 --> 00:35:57,400
help Rose avoid an arranged situation her family set up.

784
00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:01,000
This blew up his friendship with Gerald, but Crowley eventually

785
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,519
comes to love Rose the more time he spends with

786
00:36:03,559 --> 00:36:07,400
their especially on their honeymoon to Cairo and Sri Lanka.

787
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:15,119
Speaker 2: Now they married, but they weren't into each other at first,

788
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,960
so they bang on the honeymoon.

789
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,679
Speaker 3: Basically, Oh yeah, dude, to travel this much in pre

790
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,599
airplane times is crazy.

791
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,079
Speaker 2: This guy spend his whole life on a boat.

792
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's wild.

793
00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: Dude, that that al must have been good, make that

794
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,800
kind of fortune well. In Cairo in February of nineteen

795
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,679
oh four, Alistair and Rose set up a temple room

796
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:40,119
in their apartment where they would bang and invoke ancient

797
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,400
Egyptian deities.

798
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: What God damn, he just gets anyone in on this shit.

799
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:50,039
Speaker 3: That's his whole game. Probably, Yeah, you know he's he's uh,

800
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,400
just like those guys with man buns and shit today.

801
00:36:54,119 --> 00:36:55,559
Speaker 1: You know, opening up chakras.

802
00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I'm going to enlighten you. My penis going

803
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:03,480
on my root chakra. Yeah, like the one single guy

804
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,920
who goes to the hot yoga class and sits in

805
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,559
the front of the room and just prays on women afterwards.

806
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,159
Speaker 1: He's flexible.

807
00:37:11,519 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 3: Respect to game.

808
00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: Must have had some good drug fueled sessions, because Rose

809
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,280
started getting starts getting delirious from all the digmatizing and

810
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,760
starts telling Alistair that God Horace was waiting for him.

811
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,599
So she goes nuts perfect and they go to a

812
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:32,639
museum and she shows him this seventh century stone that

813
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,639
was exhibit six six six. He takes it as a sign,

814
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,599
knowing it was the number of the Beast, and suddenly

815
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,239
starts hearing a messenger of Horace, who apparently yaps for

816
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,039
the next three days as Alistair writes down everything that

817
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:50,920
is dictated to him and creates the Book of Law.

818
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,039
Speaker 2: Oh so he went Joseph Smith's style. He was like

819
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:57,519
a voice certainly I can hear while his wife is

820
00:37:57,559 --> 00:38:00,480
what like going insane and blowing him and leaping and

821
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:01,440
going insane and.

822
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, also, well she was also an alcoholic,

823
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,119
allegedly alcoholic.

824
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: Gotta think she's got his syphilist by this point.

825
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably the syphilist brain.

826
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 2: Yeah eah, yeah, yeah, I'm surprised this guy's still walking around.

827
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: Okay, to be honest, he made it to like seventy

828
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,639
two man crazy, and he got gonorrhea and syphilis at

829
00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:21,960
like fourteen and seventeen or something like.

830
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,559
Speaker 2: The gonorrhea you know, that goes away. But yeah, yeah,

831
00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:25,599
the syphilis is seventeen.

832
00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:26,639
Speaker 1: I don't think he treated it.

833
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,039
Speaker 2: No, of course he didn't treat it.

834
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: So it didn't go away. It's just lingered off.

835
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: Eventually it could the syphilists, it won't.

836
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: I mean said this all by all accounts sounds like

837
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,920
a man who's going insane, more and more like he

838
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,440
had syphless brain for sure.

839
00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:46,199
Speaker 1: Long story short, Alistair was tripping balls, and he wrote

840
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,360
this nonsense about humanity entering a new timeline and being

841
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,400
the right prophet to guide the world forward.

842
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:56,679
Speaker 2: Interesting. Interesting, how we'd say this all the time. It's like, oh, yeah,

843
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,519
our our time being alive is different and we're about

844
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,840
to enter in to a new age. This time, our

845
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,760
time now, it's different from all the other times. We're

846
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,800
the ones that are are turning the page and entering

847
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,719
a new air of humanity.

848
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:14,519
Speaker 1: You know, you're not fucking not inside it said to alive,

849
00:39:14,679 --> 00:39:17,559
steal the stone from the museum, fortify his own island,

850
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:22,320
and translate the book into the world's languages. Crowley sobered up, though,

851
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,920
and didn't do any of that. He sent a few

852
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,960
copies to his occultest friends, but largely ignored his own

853
00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:31,079
ramblings and grew to hate the book. At first, it's like,

854
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,199
what the fuck was I on?

855
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: See, this is the one mountain climbing friend. There's one

856
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,239
mountain climbing friend that gets the book, and he's like

857
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:39,480
Jesus Christ, dude.

858
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: But it is crazy. He's a little self aware.

859
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: He's winky winks, he's a.

860
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: Little winky yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He's like,

861
00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:50,400
what the fuck was I on? He said, the fact

862
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,920
of the matter is that I resented the Book of

863
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,119
Law with my whole soul. I was bitterly opposed to

864
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:59,280
the principles of the book on almost every point of morality.

865
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,639
Speaker 2: So everything he wrote was just like, this is obscene,

866
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,679
this is gratuitous.

867
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,519
Speaker 1: Listen. He was just dictating when he was told her.

868
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:06,159
Yeah yeah.

869
00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:08,599
Speaker 3: Even for a man who spent half his life writing

870
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:11,079
poems about jacking off, this too much for him.

871
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: This guy just was like in a like sex relationship

872
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,000
with another man, where like anything went.

873
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,039
Speaker 3: Do you have any of these laws on hand?

874
00:40:20,079 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 2: Here?

875
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: Dude? It's a whole book. So despite this, the Book

876
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,360
of Law becomes the sacred text of the Thelma religion

877
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,400
and discovers one's true will and true path guided by love.

878
00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:35,559
Speaker 3: M It's just like do what you want. Just pure hedonism, Yeah,

879
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:35,880
the whole.

880
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,599
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, anarcho hedonism. He just like, yeah,

881
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,679
whatever you want to fox them, fuck them you want.

882
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,679
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what it is, doesn't matter.

883
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,039
Speaker 2: It all just comes down to that too. So you know,

884
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:49,800
it's like that, it's like someone's beliefs or bullshit when

885
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,480
it all just boils down to like their dick and

886
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:55,480
like jamming your dick in places. It's like, so it all,

887
00:40:56,159 --> 00:40:58,719
all of it. The meaning of life comes down to

888
00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:02,320
you taking your fucking monkey dick and jamming it in

889
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,039
monkey holes.

890
00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: It's really that simple, Rob.

891
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,639
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hm, I don't know that is the meaning of life.

892
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:09,119
I don't feel like there might be more than that.

893
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:11,280
But you know what, you have fun jam and monkey holes.

894
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's how you create life, Rob.

895
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: It is how you create life, but it's not how

896
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,199
you nurture life.

897
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: So he goes back to Scotland with his wife. They

898
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,639
pop out his first kid and daughter, Lilith, and he

899
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:30,400
writes a book of smut to entertain his recovering wife,

900
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,519
while also starting his own publication company called the Society

901
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,400
or Propagation of Religious Truth, which was just a parody

902
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,199
of an already existing publisher called the Society of Promoting

903
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:42,000
Christian Knowledge.

904
00:41:42,159 --> 00:41:45,679
Speaker 2: Ah, that's fun. I like that. Also, uh named his

905
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,360
daughter Lilith.

906
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,159
Speaker 1: Huh.

907
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,079
Speaker 3: They're like evil chick from the Bible.

908
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, perfect, Yeah yeah, no, he was he knows

909
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:54,960
what he's doing.

910
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a smart dude. Yeah yeah. Crowley then goes

911
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,880
to the Himalayas with his rock climb and buddies. Once more.

912
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,280
They get into a big argument and break away from Crowley,

913
00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:10,599
dying while climbing down. In the process. Crowley is blamed

914
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:14,119
for their death, and he loses all credibility and a

915
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,599
favorable reputation within the climbing community.

916
00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 2: They all die, All his buddies died, like most of them.

917
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,639
Yeah yeah, see that's I told you, That's what happened.

918
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:24,920
At the last climb. The guy was like, I'm just

919
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,559
telling you guys. I know you're like, oh, it's cool

920
00:42:27,559 --> 00:42:31,039
old alistair, like funny week kind of weird, but funny alistair.

921
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:36,159
He is getting fucking crazy and then they're like whatever,

922
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,400
and then like next climb, what happens. He gets them

923
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:39,960
all killed.

924
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: They got no blow up.

925
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 2: They're like they're like on the Mountain. They're like, Alistair,

926
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:46,840
We're not saying another prayer to a fucking coat.

927
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: God damn it.

928
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a blizzard coming and leaving. We're

929
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,519
just leaving you. We're just leaving you.

930
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 3: And then he survives.

931
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, prayer to the goat. He goes back to

932
00:42:59,199 --> 00:43:03,760
India to game hunt, write homoerotic poetry, and hang with

933
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,199
his wife and child in Calcutta before being forced to

934
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,760
remove or to leave the country after shooting two locals

935
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,079
who attempted to mug him.

936
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 2: Well, I like, I like that he's just sitting there

937
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,960
writing like gay poetry while his wife is taking care

938
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,880
of his kids. What are you writing, Alistair? Nothing, just

939
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:30,920
poems poems for me. No, not for you. Don't worry.

940
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:33,880
There's things I wish you could do that you bloody can't.

941
00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:40,039
Speaker 1: They move to explore China and Crowley gets into opium.

942
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 2: Finally took this long.

943
00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: Well, dude, opium is not widely available all the time, especially,

944
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,559
and if there's one place you're gonna do opium, it's China.

945
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll did that opium around, wasn't it?

946
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,960
Was it around this time that it basically brought China

947
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,440
to its knees.

948
00:43:55,519 --> 00:43:56,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

949
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like probably peak Opium China, which is

950
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,400
like the main theory of why even though we didn't

951
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,719
do it, they're like this kind of the US is

952
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,559
the West now where the New England or whatever. So

953
00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:08,920
that's why they're kind of just like pump them with feedanyl.

954
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the long game, yeah, the revenge tour.

955
00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

956
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

957
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: While on this kick, he starts talking to his Holy

958
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,760
Guardian Angel on a daily basis.

959
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,039
Speaker 2: Oh not Horace.

960
00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:24,039
Speaker 1: This time he kind of goes back and forth.

961
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,599
Speaker 2: You got a couple of different gods he talks to.

962
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:26,280
Yeah enough.

963
00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:32,119
Speaker 1: Apparently there's there's ancient Egyptian deities, there's Greek gods, there's

964
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,639
UFOs that he talks to.

965
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 2: And then there's your classic Guardian Angel and the Guardian Angel.

966
00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:43,079
Rose and Loath go back to Europe. Alistair stays all

967
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:46,519
opiumed up in Shanghai and meets up with an old

968
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:51,360
female colleague, Elaine Simpson. She is interested in the copies

969
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,079
of the Book of Law that he sent to her.

970
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:56,440
They perform a bunch of rituals, most likely bone the

971
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,199
whole time, yeah, yeah, and they try to contact the

972
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,559
messenger of Horace I was, it's just a guy he creates,

973
00:45:04,599 --> 00:45:07,199
just the messenger that was dictating him. Like his name,

974
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,480
it's like not even Egyptian. It's like, just make something

975
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,239
that sounds Egyptian. I was, Yeah, I always whatever, Like

976
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,800
it's the equivalent of making up a Chinese name. The horse.

977
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,519
Speaker 1: It's horse. Horse is talking to us, but just not

978
00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:18,599
directly right.

979
00:45:18,679 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 2: Like what what the ancient Chinese god is talking to you? Fun?

980
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Fun?

981
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,079
Speaker 2: His name's fun. That sounds Chinese, right, it's just nonsense word?

982
00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:33,519
Or like what English? What English god is talking to you? Uh? Chork? Yeah,

983
00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:36,079
chork that's an English word, right, sounds in English. Chork.

984
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,960
That's what that's the Egyptian equivalent of this, that he's

985
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,320
just making up an Egyptian word.

986
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,639
Speaker 1: He gallavants a little more in Japan and Canada before

987
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:47,519
returning home, where he learns that his daughter has died

988
00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:50,920
of a fever. He blames Rose for drinking too much

989
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,679
and not taking care of their child. Again, as he's

990
00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:57,119
smoking opium and fucking around the world. Yeah, he gets

991
00:45:57,159 --> 00:45:59,880
involved with an actress and another author while pumping another

992
00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:05,119
baby girl into rows. Lola Zaza was born in nineteen

993
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:09,320
oh seven and Crowley starts getting back into his spiritual life,

994
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,079
this time with a she sh.

995
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,519
Speaker 2: Okay, I liked it. He's just on the other side

996
00:46:14,519 --> 00:46:17,039
of the world, and he's like, you didn't take care

997
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:18,880
of our daughter good enough, you dumb bitch.

998
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 3: Here's another one to replace the last. Yeah, fucking hate you.

999
00:46:23,159 --> 00:46:25,519
Speaker 1: Put the bottle down and give our baby a bottle.

1000
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,599
Speaker 2: It's one thing for Ben franklinly get mad at his

1001
00:46:28,639 --> 00:46:31,199
wife for the kid dying, since she wouldn't like get

1002
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,159
him a smallpox vaccine or whatever. She's like, I don't

1003
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:38,280
trust it. We'll just baptize them. But like, what, dude,

1004
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:43,280
you're just having orgies. You're just having black magic orgies

1005
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,960
in Shanghai and Shanghai it's like two on the nose,

1006
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,039
and she's just like alone and drink I guess drinking. Look,

1007
00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:52,639
maybe she was a drunk. She probably was a drunk.

1008
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,880
She's fucking crazy too.

1009
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: Probably like Oppenheimer's wife and we're a second wife in

1010
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,360
the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where she's just los

1011
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,280
alamos at the house. She never round.

1012
00:47:06,079 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 2: I kind of felt that when she was like, oh,

1013
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,800
the monster's crying again, it's like the baby. I'm like, oh, oh,

1014
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,800
I mean, I get where you're coming from, but it's

1015
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,159
your fucking kid, lady. But I get it, but you're

1016
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:20,440
fucking kid. But I can but just drink. That was

1017
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,000
a Shangulis sketch of her live last night. A couple

1018
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:26,280
of beers. It's a new medication, gonna make your entire

1019
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,639
life better. Just have a couple of beers.

1020
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: A couple of beers.

1021
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple beer.

1022
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,519
Speaker 1: He writes an entire book dedicated to the mysticism benefits

1023
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:37,599
of hashish Iowis. During this time suddenly starts dictating more

1024
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:41,280
books to Alistair. Oh shock her, I know, and these

1025
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:46,199
are all adopted into the Thelma religion upon further review.

1026
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:49,920
He actually loved the Book of Law and why because

1027
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,400
other people were like the rules and its representation of

1028
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,920
objective truth. I think, so, yeah, I could never do that,

1029
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,679
Like if someone if other people were like this, this

1030
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,719
is the funniest thing you ever did, and I was like,

1031
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,039
and I like looked at it and was like, that's

1032
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:07,360
happened before for sure. Now, things that I put minimal

1033
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,440
effort into and things I'm just like, all right, whatever,

1034
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,000
I'll put it out. Especially when we were writers. Yeah,

1035
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,079
we're all writers that usually got the most tractions, like dude,

1036
00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:17,239
I fucking love that. I'm like, oh really, like, oh

1037
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,400
that was stupid.

1038
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like it.

1039
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:21,559
Speaker 3: I don't.

1040
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: I felt like, truly, there's no way that other people

1041
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,000
liking something would make me be like, you know what,

1042
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,760
that was dope because I could still read it and

1043
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,679
remember every fucking thought I had before a stranger was

1044
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,280
like good thick, and there's no way I could lie

1045
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,400
to myself on that level.

1046
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:39,679
Speaker 1: I would think, oh, what's wrong with you?

1047
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,079
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1048
00:48:40,119 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: I know.

1049
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 2: I'd be like, have you read this, this or this

1050
00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:45,360
or watch this video because they're all way better. And

1051
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,239
then they literally I think I've done that before, and

1052
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,199
they'll be like, yeah, good, all right.

1053
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: And then you start to diet yourself. Oh fuck dude,

1054
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,679
what Yeah.

1055
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 2: All it tells me is like, you don't know, just

1056
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,119
write it, Just write something down because you don't know.

1057
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 3: Your booze mean nothing to me because I've seen what

1058
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,519
makes you cheer.

1059
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,119
Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest lines ever, right, Yeah, what's

1060
00:49:07,159 --> 00:49:07,760
that from.

1061
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 3: Rick and Morty?

1062
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,199
Speaker 1: Hyah, Rick and Morty never seen them?

1063
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 2: You never watched Rick and Morty?

1064
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 3: What dude?

1065
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: Ricking Morty's great that's fine.

1066
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: I don't watched it. I just any of the news.

1067
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: I have no desire to watch Rick and Morty.

1068
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 2: It's truly excellent.

1069
00:49:20,599 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. It was quite great, especially the first

1070
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,519
like three seasons.

1071
00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's truly excellent.

1072
00:49:26,119 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: By this time, his family ale money was starting to

1073
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:32,039
run dry, so he buckled down and got a blue

1074
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:35,239
collar job to help provide for his family. Yes, he

1075
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,480
finally got an honest day's work, convincing the Earl of

1076
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:42,519
Tankerville that he could protect them or him from witchcraft.

1077
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,519
Speaker 2: Oh so he's kind of resputantying at this point, Yeah,

1078
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:47,320
a little bit. He's like, you must listen to me,

1079
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,760
and I will protect you from all the witches trying

1080
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,559
to get you. Like what witches?

1081
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,639
Speaker 1: Well, the Earl of Tankerville was fearing his mother, actually

1082
00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:57,840
it was practicing witchcraft on him.

1083
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 2: Okay, And you can't just hang a witch anymore. In fact,

1084
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:02,800
you're past the time now, Like now, if you accuse

1085
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,639
someone of witchcraft, people would think that you're fucking crazy.

1086
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,639
It's not like back in the day. Yeah, when you

1087
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:11,800
can be like they're a witch and they're like oh fuck,

1088
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,320
can then hang it? Like now, it's like they're a

1089
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,920
witch and they're like, oh fuck, put him in a sanitarium.

1090
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,679
This guy's fucking crazy.

1091
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,159
Speaker 1: Alistair realized the Earl was a paranoid cocaine addict schizo

1092
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,639
hell ya, So he took him to France and Morocco

1093
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,559
and took away the booger sugar to allow him to heal.

1094
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,599
Speaker 2: I think, oh.

1095
00:50:31,519 --> 00:50:35,199
Speaker 1: Suddenly the witchcraft uh fears went away because he was

1096
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,400
no longer addicted to.

1097
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:41,599
Speaker 2: Cocaine, were no longer wildly paranoid. If I was gonna say,

1098
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,159
it seems like the worst thing Alistair could have done

1099
00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:46,119
was getting cocaine.

1100
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh maybe, I mean if he wanted to do uh,

1101
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,000
keep getting paid.

1102
00:50:51,079 --> 00:50:52,639
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Milk this man dry.

1103
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,039
Speaker 1: You know, he's an honest man.

1104
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: I fucking guess he's never misrepresented who he is, honest

1105
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:07,159
to God like he's been like I'm aleister Crowley, pervert extraordinary.

1106
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: He also began taking in paying students to pass along

1107
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,239
his knowledge of the dark arts, his most notable being

1108
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:20,239
Victor Neuberg, who became his closest disciple and dedicated cocksucker.

1109
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 3: Uh dedicated to cocksucker.

1110
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,159
Speaker 2: How literal are you being with that very okay, cool, cool.

1111
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 3: Cool, yeah, oh of course of course.

1112
00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean how of course he's having this

1113
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,000
d blow him?

1114
00:51:32,039 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, let me show you the darkest

1115
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,199
magic of Oh just right there. It's so funny too

1116
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,559
because like at some point, like this is like a

1117
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,519
thing in the da Vinci code too. They're like sex

1118
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:45,840
ritualves or whatever, you know what I mean, Like it's

1119
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,400
like a thing in the DaVinci code. Clearly he's he's

1120
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,199
doing this as like.

1121
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,199
Speaker 3: Oh, it's part of the magic or it's part of you.

1122
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 2: Learning whatever, but like at some point there's no magic

1123
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:02,119
to it because you are just like like, that's not

1124
00:52:02,159 --> 00:52:04,840
there's nothing magical about the or like in the Divinci Code.

1125
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,920
The funniest, the funniest thing about the Vinci cod when

1126
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,000
they're talking about the h there's like a like she

1127
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:10,960
walked in on like a sex ritual when she was

1128
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,320
a kid or whatever for the whatever secret society is

1129
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,159
protecting Mary Magdalene. Like at some point during the ritual

1130
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:22,360
you're just like okay, hold okay, right there, ok yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

1131
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:26,559
good got it, Like what where's God?

1132
00:52:26,639 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: There's definitely some awkward moment. Yeah, like where's God in that?

1133
00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: Like you can't watch that and be like like it's

1134
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,760
just like ball slapping and fucking chugging dick. There's no

1135
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,440
way you can watch that be like just feel holy.

1136
00:52:44,519 --> 00:52:46,880
Like it's just like this is this is hilarious. We're

1137
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:47,679
not wrong, but.

1138
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: We're trying to be holy though they're trying to just

1139
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,239
do whatever they wanted.

1140
00:52:50,559 --> 00:52:52,519
Speaker 2: Maybe they were, but the Dvinci Code one always made

1141
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:54,239
me laugh because they were like it was like a

1142
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,039
whole ritual, but it is just like hold on yeah right,

1143
00:52:57,119 --> 00:52:59,320
yeah right, okay, good, yeah, okay, Well in a minute,

1144
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,559
I'm a little sore for yesterday's ritual. Just yeah, okay.

1145
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: They would routinely travel together and take part in s

1146
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:10,639
and m aka bondage of spankings and whippons, chains wabs

1147
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:15,480
that may. George Cecil Jones and Crowley decided to start

1148
00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:18,840
their own order in November of nineteen oh seven.

1149
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:19,519
Speaker 3: Uh.

1150
00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:26,679
Speaker 1: The result was AA with what AA alcoholics anonymous? Maybe

1151
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,960
what No, it's not it's different AA, like you stand

1152
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,199
for eight like do you know that?

1153
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: Like like I hope to Alice Crowley is just like, hey, buddy,

1154
00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:38,079
remember that club we were in? Yeah yeah, well, I

1155
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:44,280
started magic classes and it was like twelve you know

1156
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,679
guys there or whatever, and uh, one of them was

1157
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,719
so into it that I was able to talk him

1158
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,679
into sucking my dick a lot.

1159
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: Should we.

1160
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Speaker 2: Do more of this?

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00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 3: We make a whole club.

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00:54:00,639 --> 00:54:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the twelve step program actually is, where.

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00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 2: We're like gods and we can just convince anyone to

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00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:08,280
suck our dick anytime.

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00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: That's step six of AA.

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00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,559
Speaker 3: Steps one through six are just different ways of fucking

1168
00:54:13,599 --> 00:54:18,599
alistair alistair anonymous. Yeah, wait, what did AA actually stand

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00:54:18,639 --> 00:54:20,599
for in this? In this story?

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00:54:21,159 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 2: Who could say?

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00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 3: You don't know?

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00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:24,079
Speaker 2: This is a softocore history.

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00:54:24,119 --> 00:54:26,559
Speaker 3: We want to go we only go service level.

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00:54:26,679 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: The rituals were ripped directly from the Golden Dawn, but

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00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:33,159
added a Thelmaic twist to them. In nineteen oh nine,

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00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,320
Crowley was sick and tired of the developing alcoholism of

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00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,800
his wife that he ignored and routinely cheated on, so

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00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:47,440
he files for divorce. You just you need to grow up, lady. Sure,

1179
00:54:47,599 --> 00:54:53,280
I'm gone half the year in India and Morocco and Indonesia,

1180
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:58,920
and yes I'm banging every hole I can find boys, girls,

1181
00:54:59,679 --> 00:55:02,159
other stuff that I'm not even gonna mention.

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00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,679
Speaker 2: To you, grow up, grow up, you drink too much.

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00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,559
Speaker 3: Dude, she how many kids was she raising on her

1184
00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:12,320
own at this point?

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00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: I think the one just the one now because the

1186
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:14,840
other died.

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00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 2: The other dued, which is one kid is actually extremely

1188
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,079
manageable unless you only have one kid, and you have

1189
00:55:21,159 --> 00:55:23,039
no idea how manageable it is.

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Speaker 1: We also have no idea how many other kids he is.

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00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:28,519
Speaker 2: Oh Ram running around, got a million kids, They're just

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00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,239
all over the place.

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Speaker 1: They they have rough estimates. I think they say like

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five ish.

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Speaker 3: Ish ish, that's one for every continent.

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00:55:36,119 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: There's definitely a dude later on that like claims to

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00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,480
be Krewley's bastard that kind of takes his mantle, okay,

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00:55:42,679 --> 00:55:44,760
and everyone's just like, yeah, you kind of fall shit.

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00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah you kind of suck.

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00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 3: I'm a DNA test, which they did not have. So

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00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,239
you could just say.

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Speaker 1: She finally finds the help she needs, though, and by

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00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,719
that I mean she's institutionalized a few years later.

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00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, bring back sanitariums. Free mental health. Oh, I'm sorry,

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00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,719
we against free mental health. If it's not the way

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00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,719
you want it, not the way you want it, and

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00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,599
you don't want it.

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00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: Krowley and his boy toy Neiberg go to Algeria and

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00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,559
beat each other with switches or something while reading the Quran.

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00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,679
Speaker 2: The Koran there. So they go to Algeria and read

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00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,480
the Koran while doing the most un Koran shit possible.

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00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:28,639
Speaker 3: Whipping sounds pretty Whipping each other sounds fairly koran esque,

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00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,239
that does.

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00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 2: But then when they start sixty nine ing each other

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00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,760
right after, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, when they just you can't,

1216
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:39,400
you can't read the Quran all day and then dump

1217
00:56:39,519 --> 00:56:40,960
ropes into your buddy all night?

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00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 3: I think you can.

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00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,679
Speaker 2: I think that's Look, that's the world I want to

1220
00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:45,920
live in, But it's not the world we live in.

1221
00:56:46,079 --> 00:56:48,519
Speaker 3: Let's read the Quran while inside of each other.

1222
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 1: They also perform a mountaintop sex ritual and blood sacrifice

1223
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,320
that Crowley sees as a watershed moment in his magic career.

1224
00:56:57,559 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 2: So he just focks them on top of a mountain.

1225
00:56:59,199 --> 00:57:01,320
Yeah for a couple, Okay.

1226
00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:04,599
Speaker 1: It also was apparently too much for Neiberg, as he

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00:57:04,679 --> 00:57:07,360
eventually goes his separate way soon after.

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00:57:08,039 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 2: I mean, there's only he broke him so much. My

1229
00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:16,320
and my assumption too, is like this guy's probably got

1230
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,320
a pretty fresh butthole. Yep, do you know what I mean?

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00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: Like the days of reading the Koran on a mountaintop,

1232
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:24,440
engaging and just like the most violent sex.

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00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:28,039
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like at some point, this guy's like I

1234
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:35,840
can't physically yeah, like I have a fissure for sure.

1235
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,480
I can barely make it back down the mountaine. I

1236
00:57:38,559 --> 00:57:41,800
can barely walk. It's just a trail of blood behind him.

1237
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,519
With the magic, It's like, there's nothing magical about this.

1238
00:57:45,639 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: My asshole hurts oh lot real quick.

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Speaker 1: When you gets back to London. His old boy mather

1281
00:59:58,119 --> 01:00:01,159
sus Crowley for essentially publishing the Secrets of the Golden

1282
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,280
Dawn with his new group AA. Crowley ultimately wins the

1283
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,119
very public court case and gains further fame, leaning into

1284
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:12,400
being a Satanist and a fan of human sacrifice despite

1285
01:00:12,519 --> 01:00:14,320
being neither. He was just trolling.

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's just like, yeah, sure, I love that shit.

1287
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 3: What an edge lord douche.

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01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: He kind of is. Yeah, he started to expand an

1289
01:00:23,039 --> 01:00:24,719
AA with scarlet women.

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Speaker 2: First off, he's not an edge lord. Okay, if you're

1291
01:00:28,039 --> 01:00:31,599
butt fucking a guy into surrender basically on top of

1292
01:00:31,679 --> 01:00:34,440
a mountain, like, you're not edge lording. You're doing it.

1293
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,159
Speaker 1: You're just lording.

1294
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lording. He's edging.

1295
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, like no, he finishes every time. He ain't edge

1296
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:42,480
edge lord.

1297
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 2: Is almost like fake, you know what I mean. It's

1298
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,760
like not committed to it. You're just saying things like

1299
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:47,920
he's living that life.

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Speaker 1: He's about that life.

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01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:52,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is one hundred million percent about that life.

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01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: So he starts expanding AA with a bunch of like

1303
01:00:55,039 --> 01:00:58,199
scarlet women under him that he'd bang under the guist

1304
01:00:58,239 --> 01:00:59,440
of studying together.

1305
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 2: Just love that. This guy's like, I want it all.

1306
01:01:04,239 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 3: All that is so much for a single life with

1307
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:09,400
a legend.

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Speaker 1: He would also do public performances with his new group

1309
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:17,159
while drinking peyote spiked punch and incorporating anal. Sex magic.

1310
01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:22,119
Sex magic while doing a bunch of peyote is a

1311
01:01:22,159 --> 01:01:24,960
public show. Yeah, they would do a bunch of public shows.

1312
01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:28,639
Speaker 3: Payoti and Anal and I'm gonna I'm gonna sell a

1313
01:01:28,639 --> 01:01:29,000
T shirt.

1314
01:01:29,079 --> 01:01:33,079
Speaker 2: He was just and anal getting up on stage doing anal.

1315
01:01:34,239 --> 01:01:36,400
We used to be a proper world, you know, just

1316
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,039
doing art.

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01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I call art.

1318
01:01:39,719 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 2: I mean, at some point that's pretty much what it is. Wait, no,

1319
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,800
I'm sorry. He was butt fucking people on a stage

1320
01:01:47,199 --> 01:01:49,599
sometimes like they're like no ladies and gentlemen.

1321
01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:54,079
Speaker 3: Dude. I saw a sex show in Thailand. Like there's

1322
01:01:54,119 --> 01:01:56,679
just two people went on stage and fucked. Oh really,

1323
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,280
and they wore masks and then afterwards like with both tie. Yeah,

1324
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:03,559
they were both tie. And then and then like they

1325
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:05,519
had like an old lady come on stage and like

1326
01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:08,519
pulled fish hooks out of her vagina on a string.

1327
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,440
Was it was crazy and I was like, I was like, dude,

1328
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:15,079
that's not it's not sharp. That's definitely stage. And she

1329
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,719
must have heard me say it because she pointed at

1330
01:02:16,719 --> 01:02:19,199
me and made me come on stage, and I like

1331
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,039
she made me touch the hook. And then yeah, and

1332
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,599
then afterwards the people that fucked, like the woman comes

1333
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:30,960
on stage and she's holding a drum and she gets

1334
01:02:31,079 --> 01:02:33,239
on her knees and they're both dead pants staring in

1335
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,159
the audience, and the guy's dead pants starring in the

1336
01:02:35,159 --> 01:02:36,679
audience and he just takes his dick out and just

1337
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,280
thwaps it against the drum a few times. Sweet, it

1338
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,320
was awesome. But yeah, sex shows hell yeah, go to

1339
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,280
Thailand and check it out.

1340
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: In his ritual that he called the Mass of the Phoenix,

1341
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,559
participants had to consume cake of Light, which was his

1342
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,519
version of the Eucharist, but instead of the body and

1343
01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:57,519
blood of Christ, it was full of jizz and mental

1344
01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:59,159
blood of his fellow members.

1345
01:02:59,199 --> 01:03:02,039
Speaker 3: Oh my god. See it's like, okay, this is he's

1346
01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:05,039
deep in the Syphiliss brand. Now he's getting more and

1347
01:03:05,159 --> 01:03:05,920
more disgusting.

1348
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,079
Speaker 2: But it is like, what's your religion? Ah, we fucking

1349
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:13,039
giz on a cake and it's gig and period blood.

1350
01:03:13,199 --> 01:03:15,760
Like it's just like a fifth grader's idea of something.

1351
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:19,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, like when you're playing mad libs in fourth grade,

1352
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:20,760
just come up with the most disgusting shit. You can't

1353
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,119
oh period you have to eat period blood.

1354
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,599
Speaker 1: And well, it definitely kind of elevates when he initially

1355
01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:30,199
abuts with this German cult called the Ordo Temple Orients

1356
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,239
or ot O, but becomes friends with their leader and

1357
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,119
he starts his own English branch, so he kind of incorporates.

1358
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,480
They're but a big like sex cult in Germany, So

1359
01:03:39,559 --> 01:03:43,400
he's taking all the German sex stuff and then just

1360
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,679
doing his own kind of version of it. Perfect And

1361
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,119
that's kind of when everything kind.

1362
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:48,559
Speaker 2: Of gets nuts.

1363
01:03:49,519 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just now getting nuts.

1364
01:03:51,199 --> 01:03:53,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now now things get crazy.

1365
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:58,039
Speaker 3: What part of this inspired John Lennon, like, that's that's

1366
01:03:58,079 --> 01:03:58,920
what I want to know.

1367
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: Crowley headed to America and made money in New York

1368
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:08,039
writing for Vanity Fair, along with collecting dues for members

1369
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:12,679
of his cult, claiming to be of Irish ancestry, and

1370
01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:16,559
won an Irish independence. He took a pro German stance

1371
01:04:16,599 --> 01:04:17,960
against England and World War One.

1372
01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were a lot of people that did that, Like,

1373
01:04:20,079 --> 01:04:21,199
for sure, there are a lot of people.

1374
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: And he became a writer for the German propaganda paper

1375
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,159
The Fatherland.

1376
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah boo. Now, the Irish were absolutely rooting for the

1377
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,079
Germans and World War One, like full stop, which is fine.

1378
01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:32,800
Everyone was an ass world World War One. There's not

1379
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:33,719
there wasn't a good guy.

1380
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,079
Speaker 3: Well yeah, well the Irish were salty about England, I know,

1381
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:38,840
fucking him over.

1382
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 2: They like good kills.

1383
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: They should be man, that's way too modern. Still.

1384
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the potato famine was not. But the thing

1385
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,719
that shocked me about the potato famine is there were

1386
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,400
plenty of potatoes to go around.

1387
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: The England was just taking oh they started from yeah yeah, yeah.

1388
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,880
Oh I'm not even talking about the eighteen hundreds. I'm

1389
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,320
talking about the fucking nineteen sixties and seventies when they

1390
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,039
put Northern Irishman Catholics in to internment camps.

1391
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I didn't know about this.

1392
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I found out like last week. But

1393
01:05:05,079 --> 01:05:06,039
that's way too modern.

1394
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 3: That is so recent. Christ, How are they able to

1395
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,679
exist at all with each other? Like you put my

1396
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,480
grandpa in a German camp. I mean, I guess we

1397
01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:16,559
did that to the joy makes way.

1398
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,559
Speaker 1: More sense now, I'm like, yeah, all right, let's get

1399
01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:20,039
that now.

1400
01:05:20,519 --> 01:05:21,039
Speaker 3: Oh God.

1401
01:05:22,079 --> 01:05:25,159
Speaker 1: He traveled across the country and continued his sex magic

1402
01:05:25,239 --> 01:05:28,719
operation and writing. He spent a good time of his

1403
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:30,840
tour and fell in love with, of course, the city

1404
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,480
of New Orleans.

1405
01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 2: Ah, well, that's black magic one on one. That's grounds

1406
01:05:35,079 --> 01:05:38,039
fucking zero. You can actually there's one city where you

1407
01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:43,599
could feel the magic, the voodoo. It's fucking New Orleans.

1408
01:05:43,679 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. He writes some past life stories and him being

1409
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,800
a former pope and Chinese emperor.

1410
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're never just some guy.

1411
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: But he's struggling at this point pretty hard financially, and

1412
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,880
goes back to England in nineteen twenty. They don't forget

1413
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,960
his propaganda pieces for Germany during World War One, and

1414
01:06:05,119 --> 01:06:06,920
he is seen as a trader to the country while

1415
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,360
he's back. At this time, he gets sick again and

1416
01:06:10,679 --> 01:06:11,840
gets addicted to heroin.

1417
01:06:12,159 --> 01:06:15,159
Speaker 2: Well you know, he was doing opium before one out

1418
01:06:15,199 --> 01:06:17,480
upgrade that he just goes back to England. He's like,

1419
01:06:17,559 --> 01:06:20,840
hey guys, and like half the country died in World

1420
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,599
War One, Like you dick, you fucking They're just like we.

1421
01:06:23,639 --> 01:06:24,519
Speaker 1: Already didn't like you.

1422
01:06:24,639 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like waiting for him with clubs. Theyre just

1423
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,960
like hello, alis their.

1424
01:06:29,639 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: It's been a minute.

1425
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back boy.

1426
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 1: He starts up his colt shit again in England, makes

1427
01:06:35,519 --> 01:06:39,519
his followers drink cat's blood and cut themselves with razors

1428
01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:40,679
every time they use the word I.

1429
01:06:42,519 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 3: It's we.

1430
01:06:44,519 --> 01:06:48,599
Speaker 2: Let's who Like so some people just need to belong

1431
01:06:48,719 --> 01:06:49,199
real bad.

1432
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. And at this point I get to the part

1433
01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:53,760
of the story where I'm like, all right, this is

1434
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,880
just like we're harping on the same shit.

1435
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 2: It does it the same thing over and over and

1436
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,440
over again.

1437
01:06:58,559 --> 01:07:02,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the cycle of depravity and destitution continues for

1438
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,119
a few more decades. He pops out a few more

1439
01:07:05,239 --> 01:07:09,760
kids with other women, gets even more drug addicted to

1440
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,719
other things. Right, every thought that pops in his head

1441
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:15,400
and fucks every man and woman that he comes across.

1442
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,440
He's deported at one point by Mussolini in Italy because

1443
01:07:20,519 --> 01:07:23,679
he has his own little kind of compound where he

1444
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,679
is fucking these women. But then there's a bunch of

1445
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,039
these sex rituals. The kids aren't involved, but.

1446
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 2: They do watch they're involved.

1447
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: Then yeah, so they yeah, it gets to the point

1448
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:39,320
where Mussolini, fucking Mussolini is disgusted, so he deports.

1449
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 2: Mussolini's like, you do, You're too fucked up, man, get

1450
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,320
the fuck out here.

1451
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 1: So he gets deported by Italy for being too fucked up.

1452
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, by Mussolini.

1453
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 3: Nobody pissed off every country on every side of every issue.

1454
01:07:55,559 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: He also gets deported from France because they're They're like,

1455
01:07:59,079 --> 01:07:59,960
you're a German asset.

1456
01:08:00,639 --> 01:08:03,599
Speaker 2: I mean, France should hate him even more than England.

1457
01:08:03,719 --> 01:08:05,679
Speaker 1: Dude, France doesn't fuck with anything German.

1458
01:08:07,159 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 2: They got fuck twice as hard as England did during

1459
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,360
World War One. I would be like, yeah, fuck off,

1460
01:08:11,559 --> 01:08:14,119
get no, don't come in here. He's like, guys, not

1461
01:08:14,159 --> 01:08:17,039
nothing personal to you. I like you guys, but fuck England.

1462
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,279
Speaker 1: He tries to get a little bit more publicity and

1463
01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:25,000
buzz by faking his death in Lisbon. That doesn't really

1464
01:08:25,199 --> 01:08:28,079
pop off the way he wants. He's like, oh damn

1465
01:08:28,199 --> 01:08:32,119
nothing nothing sold care done cared. He declared bankruptcy in

1466
01:08:32,199 --> 01:08:35,880
England in like thirty five, and then he tried to

1467
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:40,680
convert Hitler to his religion go on, although that it

1468
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,319
doesn't work because Adolf labels him a black magician and

1469
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,880
not a friend of the Nazi Party.

1470
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 2: So but he met Hitler. He met Hitler and was

1471
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,760
like he he met you walk into.

1472
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:57,399
Speaker 1: I think he met people around Hitler and they were like, oh, hey, Adolf,

1473
01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,600
you want to you want to meet Aleister Crowley And

1474
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,560
He's like, fuck no, I just liked it.

1475
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,720
Speaker 2: He kind of wanted to shoot his shot to see

1476
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,600
if he could get Hitler to suck his dick. That

1477
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,520
would have been sick, right. He's like, man, that's my mark, dude,

1478
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:10,800
what if?

1479
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was this total butterfly effect or just this

1480
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:19,600
crazy cycle of like Aleister Crowley at seventeen gets like syphilis, yeah,

1481
01:09:20,039 --> 01:09:23,760
eventually transmits it to Hitler, and that's what makes Hitler

1482
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:24,279
go crazy.

1483
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:28,359
Speaker 2: Right. Hitler was just gonna make Germany great again, but

1484
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:32,640
then he got alistair Crowley's fucking god tears syphilis that

1485
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:37,399
had been fermenting in his body for forty years, and

1486
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,640
he lost his mind. Fucking bananas.

1487
01:09:42,119 --> 01:09:46,359
Speaker 1: He also offered his services to British intelligence agencies before

1488
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:48,239
the war, and they were just like now.

1489
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 2: We're good, yeah, please please leave.

1490
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:55,560
Speaker 1: His health got worse and with no other option, turned

1491
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,039
back to Heroin, turned back to the needle, which he

1492
01:09:59,239 --> 01:10:02,880
was on it off again pretty much the remaining of

1493
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:03,319
his life.

1494
01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 3: I don't how did this guy get famous, like just

1495
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,520
his poems and shit and his writing.

1496
01:10:10,359 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: I think it was the public blood and anal sex performances.

1497
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a tabloid queen's tabloid darling.

1498
01:10:18,159 --> 01:10:20,640
Speaker 1: He was also rich as fuck at first, and then

1499
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,800
he blew all his money because he's clearly I mean

1500
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,000
he saw the world right, but.

1501
01:10:24,079 --> 01:10:25,720
Speaker 2: He but yeah, that is true too. So he was

1502
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,039
rich and he did crazy things. So he's just and

1503
01:10:28,399 --> 01:10:29,920
at this time there when he was a good writer,

1504
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:32,600
so we could write about it. Yeah, there are British

1505
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,560
tabloid I mean you could imagine that person now, like

1506
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,439
say there's like some Kardashian cousin. Right, it was just

1507
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,439
enough money to be considered rich or whatever, and they

1508
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,640
are just no one actually cares about them, but they

1509
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,720
have the name and they do weird shit.

1510
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: I would say it's more of like a Branson type, right,

1511
01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:49,359
like a Richard Branson.

1512
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not not even as cool as Richard Brady.

1513
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 3: Now, but Richard Branson isn't eating period blood cakes.

1514
01:10:57,119 --> 01:10:57,680
Speaker 1: We don't know that.

1515
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,359
Speaker 3: We don't know, don't know that he might be.

1516
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,319
Speaker 2: I'm possible to know.

1517
01:11:04,039 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 1: So he devised a succession plan for his colt and

1518
01:11:07,039 --> 01:11:09,199
got his ducks in a row in nineteen forty but

1519
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,800
Crowley doesn't actually die until nineteen forty seven. This is

1520
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:18,520
a fun, little kind of urban legend. Refusing to refill

1521
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:23,000
his prescription for morphine for his asthma and bronchitis, Crowley

1522
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:26,680
allegedly put a curse on his last doctor and that

1523
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,079
guy died within twenty four hours of Alister.

1524
01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 2: Okay, that's that magic, dude, what's that mad? That's a

1525
01:11:34,279 --> 01:11:35,159
butt sex magic.

1526
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,279
Speaker 3: That's the plot twist. The magic was real.

1527
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:38,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole time.

1528
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 1: Crowley's funeral had about a dozen people attend, and it

1529
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,239
was labeled a black mass by the British tabloids.

1530
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,760
Speaker 3: Twelve people, that's rough.

1531
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:51,319
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate. His body was cremated and sent to Karl Germer,

1532
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,319
who he had named his successor. Gemer spread his ashes

1533
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,359
in a garden in Hampton, New Jersey.

1534
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:02,119
Speaker 2: Oh he's here, yeah boom.

1535
01:12:03,199 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: In his autobiography, Crowley wrote that his purpose in life

1536
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:10,760
was to bring Oriental wisdom to Europe and restore paganism

1537
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:11,960
in its purest form.

1538
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 2: Sure, no, your.

1539
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,319
Speaker 3: Goal in life was to shoot lassos into every hole

1540
01:12:19,359 --> 01:12:19,880
you could find.

1541
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,279
Speaker 2: That it's your only goal in life.

1542
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,079
Speaker 1: Some actually suggest that Crowley was a spy for British

1543
01:12:26,119 --> 01:12:29,239
secret services, and that, among other things, he joined the

1544
01:12:29,319 --> 01:12:32,600
Golden Dawn under the command or under their command to

1545
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:36,159
monitor the activities of Mathers. So he may may have

1546
01:12:36,279 --> 01:12:41,880
been a you know, an asset and agent when for

1547
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,680
the Golden to investigate the Golden Down.

1548
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,199
Speaker 2: So like early in his life kind of right, I

1549
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:49,640
guess he already he was already like a fucking wild card.

1550
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,079
But I guess he still had maybe like some pedigree

1551
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:55,640
early on. He hadn't flushed his name down the toilet yet,

1552
01:12:57,079 --> 01:12:59,079
did any just what did he just go native like

1553
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:00,880
he was like this, sh it's pretty sweet.

1554
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe he was there Epstein, We don't know,

1555
01:13:06,239 --> 01:13:08,840
we don't we'll never know. We'll never We'll get the files,

1556
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:14,159
but never drop the seems like Crowley droughout. The Crowley list.

1557
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 2: The Crowley list is just everyone that Crowley penetrated.

1558
01:13:20,279 --> 01:13:21,600
Speaker 3: Like it's just like long list.

1559
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,119
Speaker 2: It's just imagine the list. The Epstein list is just

1560
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:27,600
Epstein but fucked Bill Gates. Epstein had anal sex with

1561
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,279
Bill Clinton Epstein, you know what I mean. Like, it's

1562
01:13:29,359 --> 01:13:32,399
just the only thing you learn is that he just

1563
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,920
talked to all these people into sucking his dick and stuff.

1564
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,840
Nothing illegal happened. It's just like, oh my god, every rich.

1565
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: Person, including potentially one founder of scientology, el Ron Hubbard.

1566
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:46,720
Speaker 2: Now when did they meet?

1567
01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:49,359
Speaker 1: The forties, so like very late in his life.

1568
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:52,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so after World War Two probably even.

1569
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,600
Speaker 1: He was he was like on his deathbed, so maybe

1570
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,640
he maybe got a little last second suck by Elron Hubbard.

1571
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 2: You never let let's let's pretend like that happened.

1572
01:14:03,159 --> 01:14:04,560
Speaker 1: I want to live in a world where l Ron

1573
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,960
Hubbard sucked this Crowley's dick.

1574
01:14:07,199 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 3: That's what killed him. That final orgasm was too much.

1575
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:15,560
Speaker 1: He actually sucked out like all the the theons and

1576
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:16,920
thetans yeah, the Thetans.

1577
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, he sucks his dick and he's like, that's when

1578
01:14:19,399 --> 01:14:22,079
he got the idea for scientology. He's like, it's come

1579
01:14:22,159 --> 01:14:22,319
to me.

1580
01:14:23,399 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucked all the Thetans out, took the Crowley

1581
01:14:27,079 --> 01:14:29,079
power and started scientology. Yeah.

1582
01:14:29,119 --> 01:14:32,159
Speaker 2: Crowley actually, after Eleon Hubbard sucked his dick, looked like

1583
01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:36,520
those dudes in the Mummy after the Mummy takes the jar. Yeah.

1584
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god.

1585
01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:42,560
Speaker 1: He was included as one of the figures on the

1586
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,840
cover art of the beatles Sergeant Pepper album.

1587
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:47,279
Speaker 2: Sergeant Pepper, Dude, that's their greatest album.

1588
01:14:47,359 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 3: Yep.

1589
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: Led Zeppelin's co founder Jimmy Page actually bought his Scottish

1590
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:55,640
property in nineteen seventy one, and part of the band's

1591
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:59,840
film The Song Remains the Same was filmed on the grounds. Yeah.

1592
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:02,279
Speaker 2: That's just like normal heavy, heavy metal shit. I feel like,

1593
01:15:02,359 --> 01:15:05,239
oh look at this, we got all Uster Crawley Skull.

1594
01:15:06,319 --> 01:15:09,920
I swear black magic happens whenever you walk, boy now,

1595
01:15:10,079 --> 01:15:10,640
so messed to.

1596
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:14,279
Speaker 1: That's so hard cold, that's Geronimo dude, so rock and roll,

1597
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:22,800
poor Geronimo. I know, yeah, we's got it. LSD guru

1598
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Timothy Leary once claimed that by car Uh Karen On.

1599
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:29,119
Much of the work of Crowley, Uh and the sixties

1600
01:15:29,159 --> 01:15:37,560
themselves was just essentially Crowley's creation. Okay, David Bowie's number

1601
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,279
one hit single Lets Dance paraphrases Crowley's nineteen twenty three

1602
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:45,079
poem lyric of Love to Leah, And of course we

1603
01:15:45,199 --> 01:15:48,920
have Ozzy Osbourne's miss to Crowley.

1604
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,680
Speaker 2: Which Dan was playing before we went on air.

1605
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:55,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Iron Maiden also has several references to Crowley.

1606
01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh so dark, so heavy metal Alistair Crowley.

1607
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:02,520
Speaker 3: You remember that guy, he did black Magic.

1608
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 2: We just but people on top of mountain.

1609
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,159
Speaker 3: It's so metal, and it's pretty metal.

1610
01:16:07,359 --> 01:16:09,279
Speaker 2: It's pretty metal to take a guy to the top

1611
01:16:09,319 --> 01:16:14,039
of a mountain and just blast him until he leaves.

1612
01:16:15,119 --> 01:16:16,800
I can't It's all consensual, but he's just like, I

1613
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:17,680
can't do this anymore.

1614
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,279
Speaker 1: I'm out done.

1615
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,119
Speaker 3: My asshole is destroyed.

1616
01:16:25,359 --> 01:16:27,199
Speaker 1: And that is the story of Aleister Crowley.

1617
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,159
Speaker 3: What a man?

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Speaker 1: Uh? What do you learn today?

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Speaker 2: Every I didn't know anything about him. I knew that,

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I knew the name that that was really about it.

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So everything I learned that basically he did a lot

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to justify his sex addiction.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, what about you.

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Speaker 3: I learned that people back then were really fucking stupid

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and you can just say that, oh I'm going they

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give you magic powers if you let me rim you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and people would believe to do it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Nowadays I feel like being really intelligent is almost a

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curse and you're just like burdened by the weight of

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the world. But back then, you could just manipulate people

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so much easier.

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Speaker 2: Or not be manipulated. Yeah, right, like it was used. Yeah.

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Now if you know what's going on, you're just like,

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I don't want to do this. I want to go

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to sleep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Who is today's Hitler?

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Speaker 2: It's Alisair Crowley's Today's or maybe it's Hitler for not

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sucking Alisair Crowley's dick. Can you can it? I mean,

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Hitler was in the story.

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Speaker 1: So it feels weird though, because Hitler does get into occultism,

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I know, but he starts his own thing. Yeah, it's

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like we're gonna steal fucking Egyptian monuments and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would say it's probably Alistair Crowley. Maybe

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the maid who molested him sent him down this path.

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Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, he was just a victim of trauma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah he at some point though, Your

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trauma doesn't matter if you inflict it. Yeah, Oh yeah

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for sure, especially on just one guy's buttthole alone, let

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alone everything. I mean, he was just like a piece

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of shit, just a piece of some.

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Speaker 3: People trauma dump. He was trauma pumping.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought he was pretty sweet.

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Speaker 3: I mean he was, uh, look legendary.

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Speaker 2: He left it all on the field.

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Speaker 1: He spent every goddamn penny he inherited.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he did not let a single penny go to waste,

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like truly, like he couldn't couldn't have died with regrets?

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Did his uh like what are what did his kids

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end up?

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Speaker 1: His child ended Well, it is funny you say that

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01:18:47,159 --> 01:18:51,800
Rob did he die with regrets? Maybe because there is

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uh these are all just kind of you know, hearsay stories.

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But apparently on his deathbed, he he like screamed out like,

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oh what did I do?

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Speaker 3: If I've done you did everything, I think you've met God?

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What haven't you done?

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Speaker 2: That's the better question? Yeah, like, ope, you wanted to

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do satanic magic?

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Speaker 1: Well he hell yeah, it's like, oh I think I

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was gonna answer my crat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck. I got to do that stuff for what

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forty years, so I have to do this forever.

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Speaker 1: It might be a win for the Pope.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Pope wins. I'll tell you who was one of

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the heroes of the story. Benito Mussolini.

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Speaker 1: Great guy, which is like, yeah, I get out of

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my country. Yeah, what you gotta go? You having kids?

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Speaker 2: Watch you fuck get get out.

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Speaker 1: That was a bridge too far for the Italian for

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the moose.

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Speaker 2: For Mussolini, he used to kill people by pouring motor

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oil down their throat and ship. Yeah yep.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that's our episode for today. We love you guys,

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thanks for tuning in, Boush, thank you for joining.

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Speaker 3: Love you guys too.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: We're always to be here. Where can the good people

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01:20:06,159 --> 01:20:06,479
find you?

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01:20:07,079 --> 01:20:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh at what's up?

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01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:12,920
Speaker 3: Boosh on all the social media's mostly Instagram is where

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my I G Yeah, I G postma.

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Speaker 1: And we also have a Patreon. Check out our patreon

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dot com slash softcore History. We get two additional episodes

1695
01:20:22,399 --> 01:20:25,039
that drop on Wednesday and Friday. We have a sketch

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is about to come out.

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Speaker 2: And record it tomorrow morning, Brother Helen and Slugerman. Sketches

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uses to include Alistair Crowley into one of those.

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Speaker 1: Apparently we got to get that reference in the rites.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, uh, we'll do we should we should maybe get

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white stains and and read it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, actually we should get that, and we.

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01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,520
Speaker 1: Should at least get it on the set, you know,

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if you, I mean, if somebody at homes listening right now, please.

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01:20:54,159 --> 01:20:57,119
Speaker 2: Let's see we've done, we've done. Watch along, let's do

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01:20:57,159 --> 01:20:58,920
a read along. Let's do a read along. Yeah, why not?

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All right.

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Speaker 1: Again, thank you for joining us, so, thank you, thank

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you for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, happy to be here, Happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: Kid number three is on the way. Yeah, any day,

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help financially support us for the leve of God. His

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wife doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: Well, she's just so busy pumping him out. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Well we're done, all right. I'm putting a coffee stopper

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in my penis and whenever having another kid again.

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Speaker 1: It's unnatural. Don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you getting are you getting to paseect me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Take the debt now you're slapping.

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Speaker 2: I gotta I should be making white stains for the

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rest of my life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, dude, snip snip, and then you can

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just dumploads in your wife without.

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Speaker 2: Word shooting hollow ropes.

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Speaker 1: We'll just do a better job track in the moon.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, let's work pull out game week,

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Rob so weak, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Week anyway, h thanks for tuning in for Rob fox

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ox Buchami. I'm damn regester and you just got saucers.