Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions as os Hi. Again, you would
think after so many, for what two years doing this ship,
i'd come up with an intro. I don't have one.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Voidnica, a D and D podcast. I am
your host in DM Devon and today I'm joined with people.
People introduce yourselves.
Speaker 2: I'm playing Bubbles, an orc.
Speaker 1: Ship right work, that's our new player.
Speaker 3: I'm uh Indigo playing Leo, the uh four foot ten
wizard mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I am Tip I play the gnome pirate known as
a Davy.
Speaker 5: And I'm Tyler playing the role of Tama, whose ship
role will be quartermaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my name.
Speaker 6: Is Isaac and I'm playing the role of Colby best
boy that causes the most problems.
Speaker 1: I mean he hasn't caused the problems yet.
Speaker 6: Do you remember last session?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you didn't really cause our problem.
Speaker 6: U gave a solution.
Speaker 1: Gave a solution to a problem.
Speaker 7: Yes, so.
Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. Before we get into it the nindy
gritty of it all, we are missing a player, Jacob,
who plays Freed. It was not able to join us today,
but he will be back Uh to take away, Take
it away with the Housekeeping Podcast.
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The mints are gonna be on the on the pillow,
and onto the game.
Speaker 1: A taste for mint is a sea.
Speaker 6: Salt, seasalt caramel.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so this is starting a new arc act arc.
You have finished the first ARCU claps round claps for all.
Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1: If somebody could tell me what happened last episode, I
will give you ten temporary hit points. Stuff happened, Yes,
stuff did happen. Stuff did occur. But what occurred?
Speaker 6: I said things?
Speaker 1: Okay, smart ass, no ship people said things?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm people yeah, uh uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah h m hmm.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: We we sort our way out of a contract and
save someone important from dying. But said to die. So
we had been a flight trap killed.
Speaker 1: Oh huh, uh huh, you're right, m hm.
Speaker 6: We bamboozled.
Speaker 1: You bamboozled the Fay. I don't know if bamboozled would
be the word, but he did get in life. Did
bamboozle him, that's for sure. So last time on the
finale of Arc one, you all got yourself out of
the contract with the Fae Newt, and Newt got riggedy,
riggedy wrecked due to reasons of godly power, and his
death resulted in the freeing of the inventor and the Witch.
The inventor shot off into the sky, so you never
really got to meet them, but the witch did. You
guys did meet and she thank y'all, and then gifted
everybody a legendary item of their choosing, which everyone has
chose by now for this everyone chose a legendary item, right, Okay, No, well,
I know I know you didn't. I know you didn't
want one. So you got the You got you got stuff.
You got things that I would be like, okay, cool,
that's the equal love of that. So you got you
got things, you got stuff. But and of course everyone
went up. How many levels six?
Speaker 5: Yeah, about six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'll were level five before. Yeah, six levels.
Now you all are level eleven, lovely. And we ended
the game on Davy and the others landing on her ship. Finally, finally, finally,
But we're gonna rewind it back a bit, right, We're
gonna rewind it back to uh while Davy and the
group are handling the mess that the ordealing with last
what it's been like?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: How many? Oh? God, let me look at them a
little week? The thing it's been about around about a week,
y'all been doing this. We left on twelve twelve days,
so yeah, I would say it's a roundabouts a week,
maybe like five or six days. During that time, somebody
over in ship Haven with Davy ship has been gathering
crew members for said ship. And that is where we're
beginning today's story while introducing the new character that is
known as Bubbles. So what we're gonna begin with is Bubbles,
time to shine. You are you just got to ship Haven.
If you like to describe your character more welcome to
do so for the listenership and the players or what
they look like.
Speaker 2: So, my my character is an orc. She has blue skin,
She's about eight feet tall, very very muscular, always has
a nice smile on her face, and is really really excitable.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've entered ship Haven for your own reasons,
amongst your own personal journey, and you are currently looking
for a ship to join to get a job on
a pirate ship sail the seas, like pretty much everyone
else here in this town that doesn't already own a
ship or landed roots in the town, living and working.
So you are currently in one of the taverns known
as the the Gobbling. Oh god, don't use gobbling.
Speaker 6: Do you You're you're just up, bro.
Speaker 9: Umm.
Speaker 1: The tavern's name is the Frilly Goblin, the Philly Goblin. Yes,
the Frilly Goblin. I love these names. These seems are
fucking stupid, and all my tavern's names are fucking stupid.
So you got the Frilly the Frilly Goblin. So you're
in the Frilly Goblin at the bar drinking whatever alcohol, water, coffee,
whatever Bubbles likes to drink. Her favorite drink is She's
it's in there drinking that you're thinking. You're thinking to yourself.
You look for a job, and the bar and the
tavern is full of people mind you people from all walks,
a live dragon, boards, humans, elves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes like,
it's all bustling, mustling bar or a tavern. So what
would Davy be not davy? Oh my god, bubbles? What
would bubbles.
Speaker 6: Killing somebody right about now?
Speaker 1: What would bubbles be? Thinking about? Interacting? Presenting yourself? Holding
yourself in this tavern?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that again? Hello?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: Can you give me?
Speaker 3: I don't think they can. You're Juliette.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, technical difficulty, got the people's lives and shiphaving
you're hearing about people who are.
Speaker 3: What do you say? What you've cut out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: While, oh my god? Serious right now?
Speaker 6: And then you came back in like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3: Oh, its like usual, all right?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yes, you're in a table full
of people and you're looking for work. What do you do?
Speaker 2: I mean, Uh, the first thing I'm gonna do is
go up to the bar, ask for a an ale,
and then just as I look upon the tavern itself
with my back against the bar drinking, I'm just gonna
look for someone interesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh, roll me a perception chat if
you will, please, Okay, one second.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not the most familiar with being roll twenty.
Speaker 1: So you would go to your character sheet and then
you click on yeah ooh twenty. Okay, okay. So you're
looking around the bar and you are kind of scooping
out the people, the lively audience in here, and you
see a bunch of different folks, human, dragon born, gnome humans,
you have all walks of life. Leo, Yeah, what would
Leo be doing in a tavern full of people? Where
would he be What would he be doing? He'd be
sitting at a table eating by himself.
Speaker 3: If there's no one else on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's about right. Okay, So what was he eating?
Speaker 3: Something comedically larger than he is. Oh he's eating ribs.
He's eating ribs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, one of those Scooby Doo sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is just powering through these ribs. He's halfway
through the giant it's like mammoth ribs. He's like halfway
through the rack.
Speaker 1: Already, that's cannon. Now there's man that's an avatira. I
give a note of that for reasons. So, yeah, Bubble,
as you're looking around and you see a four foot
nothing young man that looks like he's twelve with white hair. No,
I actually described Leo for the audience.
Speaker 3: Leo Leo Freeze is four foot ten as wears almost
all white. His clothing is I guess made of linen
and cotton. In certain places he wears fur around his collar,
and he has a very large wizard hat that is
eleven inches tall. He has golden eyes, short white hair,
like pure white. Despite the expression on his face, his
eyes never they're just blank. They always look just blank.
Speaker 1: Emotionless, like the lights are on but no one's home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the lights are on and no one's home.
Speaker 1: See, you're seeing this four foot nothing what looks to
be like a twelve year old just plowing through these
ribs out the size of his head there are normally
that it is huge. He catches your interest.
Speaker 2: I mean I I would finish my ale, slam it down,
walk over there, and then just like kind of look
down and be like, small, did you did you fall?
Like with my like I'm pointing my hands. It's it's
like flat and Hortes vertical, and I'm just like pointing
the hand at him, and I'm like small.
Speaker 3: Leo's eye twitches.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: He does not like being called short. He has definitely
has an Edward L. Rick complex. And he just looks
you up and down and says.
Speaker 2: Your point, and uh, I'll just like try and like
grab him and to like pick him up. My god,
oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so.
Speaker 3: You so you pick LEO up?
Speaker 2: Oh no, And I'm just like holding them and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Maul Theo Cox's eyebrow. Are you soft in the head
if you wanted to, if you wanted to seat, there's
two more at the table.
Speaker 2: But your ribs are bigger than you.
Speaker 3: Yes, many things are bigger than me. You are bigger
than me. The space between your ears is bigger than me, apparently.
Speaker 1: So normally small though I'm screaming, okay.
Speaker 3: You've called me small three times already. I would not
advise doing it again. And they all smiles at you.
Speaker 2: And I just like give a like a quizzical look,
a perplexine look to you, and I'm like, I like you.
Speaker 3: I don't like you, but you're big and strong and tall,
and I need things off my shelf. Are you looking
for work?
Speaker 2: Why? Yes, yes I am.
Speaker 3: It'll seem shocked that you could say that many words
all together. They're good. I have a boat and it
has a lot of tall shelves, and I'm getting very
angry having to reach, having to float, I mean, knock
things off the shelf just to get It's not important.
What I'm trying to get point is I need you
to get things off the shelf of my boat.
Speaker 1: Your bump.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm a normal gig. But yeah, sure
I could. I could be your personal hi.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't worry.
Speaker 3: I only need one thing. But the captain of the ship,
she'll probably she'll have a use for you.
Speaker 2: But he said it was your ship.
Speaker 3: I said it is. I never said I was the captain,
Like your.
Speaker 5: Bump, you're not in this flashbag?
Speaker 3: Like Leo looks, will you put me down?
Speaker 2: I'll put I'll put them on my shoulders.
Speaker 3: Oh, Leo. Leo hops off. Leo. He hops off and
dusts himself off, and he's like I said, down, not up,
but much for trying anyway, and he picks up the plate.
Hold me.
Speaker 2: And I'll follow them.
Speaker 3: I am going to take Yes, I'm going to take
the large blue Simpleton to my ship.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you walk through, you walk out with with
the ribs, and it's pretty crowded by the time, it's
probably about like the equivalent might maybe seven or eight
at night. And you lead back to the ship all
kind of white, weaving through the crowd, the nightlife, nightly life.
As you leave through the crowd, you go, you do
get to the ship that has like the other crew
members that you have gathered over the last couple of days.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a lot. This will be the last
crew member that you'd be you'd be recruiting for this
ship that shall be named. Then we jumped to go.
Speaker 3: I hop on board, I've I disappear and reappear on
the ship.
Speaker 6: Uh, poop.
Speaker 1: The pops on poop on the ship. Yeah. God, these memes,
oh god, ladies and jumps you can see if you
can see this chat or discord chat, just full of means, Oh,
how I've missed these? So bubble as you get on
the ship and now you are officially part of the crew.
Then we jumped too fast forward a little bit and
we jumped to present day and this is probably about
a day or so later from this event. And let
me go ahead and just move here. These guys have
been here. So where we left off was the crew
was you guys landing on the ship. As the the
portal opened up on the ship, you guys walk through.
So as you walk through, Davy and you were on
your ship, the last thing that was said to you
is something from something from Leo. I forgot what Leo
said because James wasn't here. I forgot what I said.
Speaker 6: I just remember I remember going. I just remember Davy going.
Speaker 4: And then her like like going down on her hands
and knees and just like kissing it.
Speaker 6: Just blhok.
Speaker 3: I know what Leo would say.
Speaker 1: What would Leo say, all right, did you see you?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't say anything. He'd see Davy kissing the ship and
just loudly sip on the drink he's drinking. So think
Hercules when Payne is drinking the Hercules soda. Yeah, like
you are wearing thirsty. Leo looks overseas Davy kissing the
ship and it's just baby, so good to see you.
It took you long enough to get here.
Speaker 1: That voice. Davy, You're just like.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting on a deck chair by the way, like sprawled.
Speaker 8: Out, and it just like immediately stops, like.
Speaker 4: Immediately stops, like glass breaks, glass breaks, attention, glass breaks,
glass rates fucking the oh gosh, what is it? The
record scratches, the holy music stops pretty much, and she
just kind of just like snaps her head in the
direction of the voice, and she's like, what's it God's
name are you doing on my ship?
Speaker 3: Like, well, that's a fine hello, and I came all
this way just to see you. Yeah, Davy. Leo just
he gets up. He's like, remember Davy manners, I.
Speaker 6: Never fucking learned them from you.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, Well, all when you're done kissing your ship.
I wouldn't recommend that. By the way, your crew is
not very good at keeping it clean. Uh, we have
business to discuss, my dear.
Speaker 6: Oh that's why you're here.
Speaker 3: Leo just smiles. He gives you the smile of a
fox that's about to eat all of your chickens. God,
all cane iines and all caneines and fuck you.
Speaker 1: And Davy you. When you're looking at him and seeing
that shitting grin, he look behind him on the upper
deck and you still see what looks to be a
crew that was gathered.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, one second, is one of those tokens like
fan art of fucking Ford?
Speaker 8: Who a Ford like Ford?
Speaker 4: Probably probably I see that, and I'm like, that looks
like Ford.
Speaker 1: Probably Yeah, God, okay, oh god, it is, I mean
it is.
Speaker 3: I think two of them are.
Speaker 6: Zoom zoom in heads. No, just one of them, just
one of.
Speaker 1: One of them? Which one, this one?
Speaker 6: No, it's this one.
Speaker 8: It's it's the green one.
Speaker 1: Green one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's like this one this guy. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, wait a minute, I know that.
Speaker 8: I know that fucking halfwork anywhere.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 8: He really came full circle, didn't he?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 6: Anyway?
Speaker 1: So yeah, you see a crew what looks to be
well you think it's is that? Is that a crew?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are those Is that a crew?
Speaker 3: Leo pops up, he pops behind you. Yes, your crew
in fact.
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus god, oh I didn't hire them.
Speaker 6: I had these blokes. Leo looks, yes, I don't mean
that in a bad way.
Speaker 3: Leo looks at how you have four people with you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: It's four, uh yeah, Leo people, Leo, Coxuzebro and and
I'm sure the four you gathered can all count with
their fingers and toes.
Speaker 3: But you need a bit more than just four to
run a ship.
Speaker 6: I think I was aware of that.
Speaker 8: I was going to hire more when we got here.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to make sure that no one sailed
off with my ship.
Speaker 3: Well, of course not, my dear. I need your ship
more than anyone. Oh, your ship services. I would never
let someone sail off with your ship. It'd be incredibly
rude of me.
Speaker 6: Well you see, ironic.
Speaker 4: Well, you see, it kind of disappeared from the place
it was supposed to be in the first place.
Speaker 3: So, oh, nonsense, my dear, I had it. Understand, it
didn't disappear. I had it delivered here. This is where
you live after all.
Speaker 4: Oh, so it was your faults, the reason why I
had to travel across the land to get to my ship.
Speaker 3: Actually, I believe that one is all you.
Speaker 4: No, because there was an arrangements. I was supposed to
be at the other port with my ship.
Speaker 6: My ship.
Speaker 3: Course it's your ship, of course, Yes.
Speaker 6: The one that's I paid for with my gold.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sure you got a wonderful price for this.
He like struggles to find the word beauty of a ship.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 6: To be fair, our last captain was a bit of
a bitch.
Speaker 8: So that's like that guy.
Speaker 6: What business do you have with me?
Speaker 3: Well, it involves you a ship and copious amounts of
the ocean.
Speaker 6: I need a kind of figured.
Speaker 3: Well, then that's all you need to know, my dear.
Speaker 6: Where do you need to go?
Speaker 3: Oh, it doesn't matter. I just need to be off
of this island. I've grown bored with it and there's
no longer any business for me to conduct here.
Speaker 4: Well, at least we can agree on something. I would
like to get as far away from this island as possible.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I heard about your little escapades on your
way here.
Speaker 6: What do you mean escapades.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not every day that someone turns a tropical
island into a desert, well soon to be desert. But regardless, Lynn,
he's introduced.
Speaker 8: I have no idea what you're talking about anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh well, of course, anyway, you should probably introduce your
crew to the rest of your well, your crew and
Leo Leo disappears, you make poop them this god like
a bad video edit.
Speaker 6: Yes, I love that great awesome.
Speaker 4: So Davy just kind of like nods right, and she's
like she looks at like the rest of the crew
for a minute, and she goes and she starts just
climbing on top of Free to stand.
Speaker 6: On his shoulders.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 4: So, as she stands on his shoulders, he goes, uh she,
Oh gosh, where's.
Speaker 6: The hell of my freaking spells? What are my spells.
Speaker 1: All day?
Speaker 3: Where's my super suit?
Speaker 6: Where's my super suit?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask if I could cast minor illusion
and then make my a voice bitter or no?
Speaker 6: Or should I do pres.
Speaker 3: For that, I'll cast on the Turkey on Davy.
Speaker 6: Gray, thank you? Because I did not have that.
Speaker 4: I have something just enough to get everybody's atention, Like right,
listen up, you Scully wags.
Speaker 8: Oh god, I watched a lot of parts of the
Caribbean on my vacation.
Speaker 1: So as you say that, I'm not gonna speak for bubbles,
but the rest of the crew will turn their attention
to you.
Speaker 8: Just like Leah may have brought you on this ship.
Speaker 6: But this is my ship.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure, and I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead, I'm pressure. I'm pretty sure none of them
know what Neil's name is.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I mean she's gonna anyway. She doesn't give
a fuck. You don't get no books.
Speaker 8: He goes, I run a pretty tight ship.
Speaker 4: If you all meet to me one by one, in
my quartas I will set jobs for each and every
one of you.
Speaker 6: And then just jumps off.
Speaker 1: All right, So you go to your captain's quarter, which
is in the very uh the doors to the doors
behind you, and it's in the room in the very
very back. Cool, let's see. I'n go ahead and get
you over there. We're gonna change to the under level
of the ship, and this is where we're gonna where
we're gonna do all the fun stuff.
Speaker 8: Can we just get to the good part.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Everybody together, Coppy, So the crew itself, So you guys
free Tama, Davy and Koby.
Speaker 11: M M.
Speaker 1: What will you guys be doing? As she is handling
each individual new crew member, because everyone's gonna take part
in like the naming of them and stuff. But like
in the meantime, while she's handling all this for we
take for you all take off? What we all be
doing or what would y'all like to do? I should say? Uh.
Speaker 7: Cooby is not familiar with too many ships, so he's
just gonna get himself acquainted by basically walking around the
entire perimeter.
Speaker 2: And just walking everywhere he can.
Speaker 12: Okay, just wandering around, Okay, Okay around Tammah, I'm kind
of going to do the same thing, but not necessarily
with Goldby're just like he's gonna go.
Speaker 5: Look at this thing. I'll go look at this thing.
Speaker 2: Khm.
Speaker 1: Okay. Scarlett is gonna is going to she sees the
lawn chair, She's gonna sit in the lawn term kind
of just like Okay, Leo left the lawn chair, just
Lisa Leo left the lawn chair. So she's taking the opportunity.
Speaker 5: She's like mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: So this is where the fun begins. So the first
person that walks in is bubbles.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll meander in kind of looking uh confusingly
as I do, and then when I look at the Captain,
I'll just be like small, yeah.
Speaker 1: So you see an eight foot giant ork woman just
as she called you small.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, yes, yes, that is extremely obvious,
thank you.
Speaker 2: And I'll just walk up to lake her in her
desk and I'll put my hand on the head and
I'll be like small and I'll pat it.
Speaker 6: I kind of dislike bat it away. I don't slap it.
Speaker 8: But I like bat it off my head.
Speaker 13: It's like, hey, oh wait, don't touch the hair, right,
what's what?
Speaker 6: What's your name?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 2: Love and bubbles?
Speaker 6: Bubbles?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What can you do, bubbles?
Speaker 2: I can fix and repair anything?
Speaker 6: All right, that sounds good. What would you like to
be off shipwrights then?
Speaker 2: I mean, unless you have another job? Yeah? Sure, awesome.
Speaker 6: What's just just curious? What? What did Leo tell you?
Speaker 2: Who's Leo.
Speaker 6: The man who hired you?
Speaker 2: The small one?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he needed me to.
Speaker 2: Get things off shells for him.
Speaker 6: That's all he said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 8: I love Leo JeOS and he has he has magic
for that.
Speaker 6: But well, you're here and I welcome you. Uh, just.
Speaker 8: Don't don't believe a lot of what he says.
Speaker 2: I mean, he said this was his ship, you were
the captain, and he needed someone to get things off shelves.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's make things perfectly clear. This is not his ship.
Speaker 6: He did not pay for it.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 6: He may have brought the crew, but I bought this ship.
Speaker 2: This is mine.
Speaker 6: So but if what the hell?
Speaker 8: Sorry, I just just be careful.
Speaker 1: He likes to.
Speaker 8: He likes to cause trouble sometimes.
Speaker 2: I mean troubles. Sometimes it gets good. I like trouble.
Speaker 6: Oh no, not the kind of trouble. That is fun.
Speaker 4: Anyway, bring the next crewmember. Thank you, Bubbles, I look
forward to having you on my ship, and Davy just
gives one of her dazzling smiles.
Speaker 2: Bubbles will pat you on the head and then leave.
Speaker 6: I got away the hand like no.
Speaker 1: So Bubbles that you have now your role, So you
leave the cavin all right? Male or female?
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Male?
Speaker 1: Male? Okay, So the water genasi male comes in? Okay,
doude Okay, y'all. What do we name him? What's his name?
Speaker 5: I just saw the concept where it's like, Hi, my
name is chiel No. I'm gonna call you Briggs. My
name is shil No. I'm ho long you Bridge. It's
a cooler name. Like that's what we're doing.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, So, yes, we have a water genasi who
is a.
Speaker 1: Swordsman. Yeah, he's a swordsman. So what do we name him?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: You suggestions open?
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 4: They usually take a received name belonging to the culture
of their mortal parent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jenasi.
Speaker 7: So a Jenazi born of a Genie and an Elf
would likely receive an Elvish name. Some picked the name
later in life to reflect their elemental heritage. However, names
such as cinder, gust Flower, and Tebble.
Speaker 3: My name Yef hmhm, the stupid joke. My name Yef
name it Jeff.
Speaker 6: My name. My name is yev Is V. I mean,
what better name than giving him awkward?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I was just missed.
Speaker 3: I was just watching Kono Suba too.
Speaker 8: There's uh show Beacon Beacon? Why not?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Who spelled my name wrong?
Speaker 3: Did I?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry?
Speaker 5: It's like Thomas, but you're missing as.
Speaker 2: You can do soda a water drive name. So yeah,
for our Standvender, I just pulled up a what Yeah,
Soca Soka. So that's okay soccer?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like in their two k's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's s okayk Uh, soccer is s okay soccer Socca.
Speaker 6: The water the water das all.
Speaker 1: Right going once?
Speaker 5: Oh uhh.
Speaker 1: Lis not think it mattered?
Speaker 4: Uh one, two three, we're all here, okay.
Speaker 5: Request to reconnect, reconnecting reconnected?
Speaker 4: Second Yeah, so it says it's a recording that gift
makes me think of my brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's reconnected. Okay. So soccer going on is going
twice sold.
Speaker 8: So the water Jazi.
Speaker 1: And he will be the I'm assuming the swordsman. Yeah cool,
so we got soccer the swordsman. I'll come with the
person sees guys later. It's fine, all right. So next
up the come through is the half elf, half high
else woman. She is a She is a wizard.
Speaker 6: She is a wizard.
Speaker 1: She is a graviturgy wizard. What do? What is the
name and the job you would want to place her as?
That's a pretty names chaisa shi, So.
Speaker 2: I'd literally just have a name generator up right now, same.
Speaker 1: Work, okay, shows for the half of graviturgy wizard. Do
you want to have any of their suggestions?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Vanya, my vote is for Vanya.
Speaker 1: V a n y a voting for voting for.
Speaker 5: Don't give her Vanya God, don't give her a violin.
Speaker 1: Vanya the graviturgy wasn't know what position would you want
to put her as?
Speaker 6: Let's us see yep, we are looking.
Speaker 4: Oh oh shit, I just realized what the fucking reference?
Speaker 6: I hate you, I damn it. Let's see we could
do mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean other than like the wizard and
stuff like that, Like what what other kind of specialties
does she have?
Speaker 1: Uh? She h? She likes heights she's not afraid of heights.
Speaker 6: The cruise nest. Then, yeah, the cruise.
Speaker 4: They're taking the hobbits and eyes on them.
Speaker 1: All right, So the cruise nest, that is her job.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, never mind, Okay.
Speaker 1: So we got Vanya and her job is to keep
eye out on the cruise nest Crow's nest, all right.
Next up to the chop block, we've got a male
t flame. He has muscle.
Speaker 2: He is a a brick house a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a damn fucking brick house, six foot five.
When he when he done, when he fucking shows off
his muscles. His muscles about the size of Davy's head
is by biceps. He's jacked.
Speaker 6: It suck said, Davy's a lesbian.
Speaker 1: I know, Right's he's jacked. Not as jacked as bubbles,
but he's jacked.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 6: What what is his specialty?
Speaker 1: His special team? He is a mhm mm hmmm. He
loves explosives.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, thank god, because I actually wanted him as
one of the gunners.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: He has a weird fascination love things go boom.
Speaker 8: Oh fantastic. What is his name?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Y'all is going to be his name?
Speaker 2: Ricky.
Speaker 1: Huh, Ricky's Ricky's.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh Bricky the canny Fire. He's like,
you got brick rolled.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm just gonna go jump off a cliff.
Speaker 1: So Brickies, any other names of these are out there,
because we'll go we'll go with brickies. If we're gonna
go with brickies.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say at least one of the males,
make them name Briggs Bridge.
Speaker 1: Yes, Briggs Briggs.
Speaker 5: I'm just thinking of Golden Sun.
Speaker 6: I mean there's also SHOs, but do you want to name.
Speaker 1: Him Briggs Briggs? I like Briggs Briggs, going once, going twice. Yeah,
his name is now Briggs. He's Briggs, and he's one
of the what.
Speaker 6: The gunner, he's a gunner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a gunner. Mm hmm, Briggs the gunner. So
this brick house walks out. Next up is going to be.
Speaker 6: He walks in. She's like, bloody hell.
Speaker 1: Uh, boffice, he's one of the half works. He walks in.
He is hopelessly confused. He's like the sweetest person ever.
But if you if you ask him any like difficult question,
he's just he's just hopelessly confused. Hell, Boffice is an adult,
so I mean what would be an adult for a
half work.
Speaker 3: I mean he'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, he'd be like mid twenties as far as like
compared to human age, he'd be like mid twenties.
Speaker 6: He could be a deckhand.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, Bofice.
Speaker 8: Like, she just just like, how did you get roped
into all of this?
Speaker 1: He's like, the little man just told me to follow him,
so I did.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, God, God's blessureself.
Speaker 1: I like you here, Oh wonderful, quite nice.
Speaker 4: You could help out on the deck.
Speaker 1: Then he gets a girl excited jumps up and I
was like yay, and then he runs.
Speaker 2: Yay, I've got a job.
Speaker 1: I got a job, doesn't something he's been wanting for
so long, but no one ever take him on pirate ships.
So he's took it up. He's so exciting find he's
on a pirates.
Speaker 3: No one, no one would, no one would hire him,
and just plain.
Speaker 6: And simple, I hate it.
Speaker 5: We have a stand in for Phoebus that sounds like
the same person.
Speaker 1: That's no, it's not why would it be, No, it's not.
How dare you anyway? I'm up to nothing?
Speaker 6: Liar?
Speaker 1: I don't know about it. I'm up to nothing. I
know you don't know ship anyway, next person to come
in her officeles, I wouldn't lie office. Nah, you're losing it.
So next up is the succubist. She walks in and
her wings kind of no, I'm not gonna never mind
disregard that she's she her wings are tucked away. But yeah,
she walks in. She has she's walking in a very
seductive way. I don't know how you would walk in
a seductive but if you, if you think about that,
that's that's the way she's walking like she's hip ready
to go flirt with somebody.
Speaker 3: Hipswang, hair flowing.
Speaker 1: Hipswang hair flowing, even though there's even though there's no wind,
hour glass figure top notch, Like, yeah, h how you
pronounced that?
Speaker 6: Excuse me?
Speaker 15: I just don't because that.
Speaker 1: Rosella. And then we got what was your name?
Speaker 15: Any other picks anyone else in the party.
Speaker 8: I really am just like I have a name thing that.
Speaker 1: I that's fine. We got two for any others or
any other.
Speaker 5: Pick remixed the tune and it's just like Raia.
Speaker 1: Rasiah would be spelled r I z A y A
Raa Rasiah. I like that name, the Raseia. Now we
gotta here out what is her job?
Speaker 3: What Davy's cabin girl.
Speaker 5: To boost morale of the crew. But that works too.
Speaker 8: No, I'm trying to romance a fucking guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I can't, Davis like I'm about this.
Speaker 6: It U is all like fuck, she.
Speaker 9: Says.
Speaker 1: She really doesn't have as much skills and like all
the upper decks up, but she is fantastic at like cooking, cleaning,
keeping everything tidy in and order, and.
Speaker 6: Uh so she'll just kind of be like.
Speaker 2: A girl.
Speaker 6: She's a cabin girl.
Speaker 1: The cabin boy. Yeah, the cabin girl, the cabin girl.
Speaker 6: Will you'll just.
Speaker 4: David just all like, well, you could help out in
the kitchen with the cook whoever's going to be the
head cook, and then whichever odd jobs are below down.
Speaker 6: Like a cabin girl.
Speaker 1: And she curtsy. She's like, I will do the best
I can. Oh, and she leans in, oh, captain, and
and and her what they call it her uh her
natural assets are a natural yeah, our front and center
as she's like, I will be the best I can. Captain,
she leans.
Speaker 6: And thank you so much for nao.
Speaker 1: She nods, and she walks off and her hips are
just swinging, and she turns around and blows you a
kiss as she walks out the door. Jesus like, oh,
she's a two thousand out of ten.
Speaker 6: Jesus are like, oh gods, I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1: Next up is a another halfwork. We're more burly man
half work. Yeah. He basically kind of walks and sits
in that chair and is like and he talks about
how much he loves cooking. He can turn, he can
turn the most typical foods and something edible. He works
off of like you can do you can make anything out.
He could make rations work. You can make like food
stretch out way more than it should. Like he's he's
fantastic in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Valerson on this ship.
Speaker 6: Well yet for real.
Speaker 1: Show show show okay I.
Speaker 15: Second show yeah?
Speaker 1: Three for show yeah four? So show it is show
the cook show cook.
Speaker 5: And if he has like a double ganger, it's foul show.
Speaker 1: I love it and I hate it.
Speaker 4: That And wouldn't he also like kind of like work
as the quartermaster?
Speaker 6: Oh another quartermaster?
Speaker 8: What is it? The uh?
Speaker 3: He would be? He would be quartermaster?
Speaker 4: Would hold on, there's there's another one.
Speaker 8: The boat the boat, the boat swayin.
Speaker 1: He could be the boat swain. Does that do the
boat hold on?
Speaker 6: Boats Swayne.
Speaker 8: Is responsible for running the ship, making sure all the supplies.
Speaker 6: Are in order, as well as the.
Speaker 8: World blah blah blah blah blah, let it load, let
it load.
Speaker 1: Let it.
Speaker 8: Us, as well as the general maintenance of the pirate ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he'd be the boatswain, then.
Speaker 6: The cook and boatswain.
Speaker 1: Yeah gossip. Did you handle about that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hm, so there is show. Next up is a older gentlemen,
probably like early forties, well older than the oldest has
walked in the room so far about someone human man
that says early forties and he I'm trying to say,
what what would he do? What would be his expertise?
Speaker 12: Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1: What positions are left?
Speaker 6: There is blacksmiths semen?
Speaker 11: Yeah, el.
Speaker 8: Uh, hold on, we already have a helmsman.
Speaker 4: I agree, Oh no, we don't helmsman. Helmsman would be
in charge of steering the ships.
Speaker 1: Okay, I would say blacksmith. Have n't been the blacksmith,
we're the blacks.
Speaker 6: And what's what's his back?
Speaker 8: Baby?
Speaker 1: But would his name be? He's a human, human male,
ginger beard and long hair passed about the shoulder length.
And he's a black Richard.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no way, fuck Richard.
Speaker 1: Well you don't want me to they give a trader
and betrayal.
Speaker 8: Fuck Richard.
Speaker 11: H uh.
Speaker 8: I hate all these names that it's that's.
Speaker 3: Happy gave him ian.
Speaker 1: Ian Ian.
Speaker 6: Earl m hm, vernon, Vernon.
Speaker 8: I was looking at look, there was like one on him.
Speaker 16: It says Solomon, And I was like, I don't know,
I want to name him Solivan Beno. Where's the walda? Yes, Arthur, Arthur,
Jeffrey all you him? Ian Egerton, expell the name?
Speaker 3: Hi Ian, I An.
Speaker 1: Are the I A N spelling? Okay, I mean I'm
down for Ian anyway. Second third in I'm down for
ian Ian and Ian it is I the Yeah, yes,
all right. Next person to walk in. I'll make this
one real easy, real easy. I'll be reapy, okay, real easy.
Human woman walks in. She looks no older than eighteen,
or she looks at least eighteen. You're not completely sure
she she she has like a demeanor of like a child.
Uh no, not even ooh no, actually yeah, yeah you
know what, Yeah, she has that like demeanor. Uh, she's
looks eighteen, but she's probably a little older than that.
And she talks and as you're having this long conversation
where she's talking your ear off, twin minutes go by,
and then she then she talks about serves the conversation
from random shit to rolls as she'd went on the ship.
And then she talks about how she can make stuff
go boom, and she has a sortment of spells and
the explode stuff and how she's always wanted to she said,
and she goes from like this giggly personality just stops
and stares at you, deadband. She's like, I've always wanted
to watch a ship same from me exploding it no blinking,
wide eye kind of smile.
Speaker 6: At the end of that, let's have the goal be
not our ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I blew up.
Speaker 4: With the ships whichever ones are attacking us.
Speaker 6: You have full right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's like, she whispers.
Speaker 8: I can't wait, and then we'll put her as a gunner.
Speaker 1: As a gunner, Yeah, she's creepy.
Speaker 6: It's like like she's just like, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck. She's like the little oh, and she's like,
the little man told me I could blow up ships
if I joined?
Speaker 8: Can I have her name? I want her name to
be Haley Hailey.
Speaker 5: Yeah I know that reference.
Speaker 1: Haley Haley the gunner. And she's also a she's a sorcerer,
well would be it? Now she's gonna be a yes,
artificer wasizardy.
Speaker 13: We have an artificer, a whiz fizzer wiz fizzle yay.
Speaker 1: She can fix my ship, blowing oles in my ship
as well as as well as making explosives. Are you
going to have the first atomic bomb on a pirate ship?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 1: Don't temper? She might do it. I'll blow next up?
Is the human male early thirties, very kind of quiet there. Yeah,
we did Ian the blacksmith. And now we have a
younger one, the youngest of the teams, about early thirties,
very quiet, very polite. He I'm trying to think what
jobs are left getting out to the degree now?
Speaker 8: Oh hold on, sorry, he could be bringing more people up,
like like the swap, like swabbing the deck.
Speaker 6: Oh ship so.
Speaker 1: Dechand yeah, deadhand.
Speaker 3: My vote.
Speaker 15: His name is for Malcolm Malcolm okay? Anyone seconds that name?
Speaker 3: Yep? Just Malcolm?
Speaker 1: Ah okay, no one, no objections, no objections. All right,
Malcolm it is and he'll be a decand yes, cool,
welcome the deckhand. He's also can throw a punch. He
has half fight, so he so like he'd be good
in a brawl. If like there's an enemy ship that
part in the enemy has gone on the ship, he'll
be able to fight them.
Speaker 3: But human males name male's names.
Speaker 6: Uh, Ian and Malcolm.
Speaker 3: All right, I did it? Made my favorite Jurassic part.
Speaker 2: What character?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Not even bad at that.
Speaker 3: Life.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: And last but not least, the halfwork, last half of half,
the last mill half work.
Speaker 6: It's Ford.
Speaker 1: It's Ford. Do we name them Ford?
Speaker 6: No, we can't.
Speaker 4: We can't steal we can't steal that. Well no, his
name was like Ford is in like Fjord Like.
Speaker 1: Well, these are these are placeholder icons that will not
be on the YouTube video or on the podcast because
I'm probably gonna so I'm gonna have to draw each
of these guys individually, but for now to kind of
get the point across. That's what the These are the
different icons and stuff for easing for now.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I thought I was like, oh, it's.
Speaker 1: Bored, so this guy, I don't know what at a
job we have left.
Speaker 8: He could be another swordsman.
Speaker 1: Sure he's a peladin, but it's righteous venture keeping this
ship afloat and everyone's safe. Like he has his like
he has an on, it has a duty to do
it at all costs, even it means risking his life
because offend everyone on the ship.
Speaker 6: Name him dule or.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I looked up halfwork or tundra Tundra.
Speaker 1: I tundra tundra going once any objections of tundra Tundra
of the swordsman smells like mountain air. Oh yeah, nice,
mountain air Tundra the swordsman half Work. There's everyone on
the ship. Yay, yay, wow cool. So we have everybody
on the ship. Now let me go ahead and move
back to the top deck. So, Davy, you have done it.
You have given everyone their jobs, and you are ready
to at sale whenever you are ready. Now the ship
has been fully supplied by this point, so it's all
the supplies are there. You guys don't have to go
back in town for anything. You are ready to go.
H alright, let's go ahead and clear what everybody you
can get so I can kind of because I can
have the new icons there with everyone's names, Davy, you
were done here, welcome back all everyone has been named.
So as the last person comes out, uh the party,
everyone else who is just chilling out on the ship
and getting self acquainted, you see, Davy, I'm assuming we'll
be walking out of the captain's quarters, or would you say.
Speaker 6: In there, No, I would.
Speaker 4: I would get out of the captain's quarters and.
Speaker 6: To start barking out orders. Raise.
Speaker 8: I gotta let those sails, you know, all that good jass?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh that? Oh god, the half out woman van
Vanya Vanya God drew a blank vane. She's already on
the crow's desk looking out. She wasted no time. She
climbed up there with her bare ass hands like a
goddamn squirrel.
Speaker 8: No, I mean like they would have pegs to climb up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she didn't even used to peg.
Speaker 11: She just.
Speaker 1: She got too She got real excited. She jumped up there.
She's like, everything's clear, captain from up here. If you
want to take off, take off, gels down.
Speaker 3: You're don't have to look up some pirates slang Devan.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, yeah, I don't know any pirates. I know,
I know. That's my homework, as well as watching the
Caribbean like ship slang.
Speaker 3: And all I heard was movie night.
Speaker 6: What's up, I said, the Caribbean. That's good.
Speaker 5: Watching every pirate movie ever made, not.
Speaker 1: Just no, but no, of course, but like start with those.
Speaker 3: But just watch Treasure. You watch all the Pirates of
the Caribbean movies. Treasure, just Treasure Planet, the same education.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right.
Speaker 4: Oh too, we don't have that on the soundboard, you right, Wait,
hold on.
Speaker 6: Let me see.
Speaker 8: Where is it?
Speaker 6: Where the notifications?
Speaker 1: So yeah, so yeah, she addresses that everything's clear from
from up above that you all are good to go.
Whenever you're ready is currently about five o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6: Five o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, roundabouts, not five o'clock.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I mean, like I said, maybe starts breaking
out commands, raising the anchor, letting the sails.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, so on and so.
Speaker 1: Forth, and you all take off your ship is sailing
has left the poor of ship haven ships haven. Now
you are on the open seas. So okay, you just
how we're gonna work this. Everybody rolled me a survival
check as a group for everybody, and the number you
have to beat is M.
Speaker 5: Forty Jesus Christ or else we all get scared.
Speaker 2: O Jesus question.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're good.
Speaker 2: Could I wait for this.
Speaker 3: Angry navigating I dig it?
Speaker 5: He was like those cool anngry survival angry SERVI.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sure, okay, might have been. See I've got ager.
Speaker 2: So that makes us a strength check for me.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm just gonna roll athletics.
Speaker 3: But that's the way to do.
Speaker 1: It, OKAYO. Yeah, so we had twenty so twenty four
forty eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all y'all Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool,
I'll keep that great. So you guys are sailing and
everything seems to be going well. Uh, Davy, you are
probably your loving because you are on the open water
as a nice ocean breeze just passed through the top
of the ship, and it's just it's so nice. You're
just like, oh my god, I'm on the ocean. It
you feel like you're at home, You're where you're meant
to be, and you're.
Speaker 3: Just thinking of everybody who told you wouldn't amount to shit,
and you're like, haha, fuck all of you.
Speaker 1: So we are going to times up a couple hours.
This is about nine o'clock at night. The sun's already
gone down. You guys enjoyed a nice little first sun
set on the open water. And you're in the middle
of the ocean. What does everyone do?
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 1: Uh? What do you?
Speaker 2: What? Do you have?
Speaker 3: No where to be seen unless you go in the
captive quters?
Speaker 2: Is you right?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 4: What I have.
Speaker 3: Nowhere to be seen unless you go in the captives quarters.
I am not in your room, I promise you.
Speaker 1: Kaya. Okay, So Leo's somewhere.
Speaker 3: You sure Davey is happy. He's just not around.
Speaker 6: Happy to be on the water.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I mean if they're going there, I'm just
gonna be like laying down in the in the crow's nest.
Speaker 1: Oh that thought. Okay, So yeah we're yeah, okay, Oh, no.
Speaker 3: I happen.
Speaker 1: No, Isaac had to had to go yep.
Speaker 5: And and we are still recording, Yes, we are recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: See this isn't Sancaster where if someone leaves.
Speaker 1: Itself record Yeah.
Speaker 5: Girl, still like I wonder what happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so luckily we can. We're not gonna
have any combat or anything. Like that really nothing huge,
so I can just fill them in on Tuesday. All right,
So we jump over to about nine pm. Everyone's Leo's
nowhere to be found. Bubbles, what were you doing.
Speaker 2: If there's no one in there, I'm just gonna be
uh like laying in the crew and the crow's.
Speaker 1: Nest and the other crows ask, yeah, okay, cool, So
you're any other crows as you're just like laying on
chilling was everyone else doing?
Speaker 5: I'm looking into words to see where the quartermaster would stay, okay,
to master the quarters or whatever they do. I I
hate you, Tyler, I really don't.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 5: I don't notice that they're.
Speaker 3: Like, no, you're literally you're literally in charge of the
entire ship's inventory.
Speaker 5: If we thought those boats laying uh boats tift, did
Jubis inform me.
Speaker 4: Hmhm unresponsible for imposing punishment and discipline.
Speaker 6: On their crew birds?
Speaker 1: Oh god, you're the you're the police. Yeah, you're there
the place of the show.
Speaker 8: And the punishment is also like and it's like whoever
crossed the line, and it like this also includes the captain,
so like if the captain does not follow the rules
of the ship, takes it upon themselves.
Speaker 5: To be like, so, I'm basically looking for the punish room.
Speaker 8: The they do punishments out on the open on the
deck for everybody.
Speaker 1: How funny. Oh that's Oh, that's gonna be funny later on,
do too reasons? Oh God, God, me moniacically laughing in
the future.
Speaker 6: God is so good.
Speaker 1: It just wrote itself. So cool you're doing that.
Speaker 8: I am uh, I am actually working with What the fuck?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 6: What's their name?
Speaker 9: Who is it?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, who is it? The boatswayin? Is it
the Boatswayne?
Speaker 8: Who is it?
Speaker 6: I'm bad with names.
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to figure out who it is. No,
I don't think that's it. Yeah, I would be working
with Show, I guess. Okay, I was seeing like what
his job was. If that's what exactly I needed to do,
I'll be working with Show walking around and helping him
take inventory of everything in the ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, stopping.
Speaker 3: Stock to your ship.
Speaker 1: It's dock to the fucking brim.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like like Davy would want to go
through and see what everything is and make sure that
they actually have stuff that they actually need and not
what Leo wants.
Speaker 6: I know it is what Leo wants.
Speaker 3: Leo's favorite foods.
Speaker 6: And stuff that you know we'll be able to survive
on a ship and not go bed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, shows walking aroyes. It's like, yes, we got
to from what I could see of the list that
uh Leo was it gave me so he bought. We
have cannonballs and a bunch of other explosives. We have
a lot of those. And here you're here hailing in
the background. Oh my god, this is the distance, Like, oh,
she finds the explosives. We have all kinds of foods. Now,
what type of food would it be.
Speaker 3: It'd be high quality rations, like magically preserved food, basically
a Hobbits a Hobbit's pantry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it goes over. Everything is like these magically
preserved rations and different kinds of foods, like the highest
quality possible that money can buy. And we have a
how long months? Two months? What one month?
Speaker 2: A month of rations?
Speaker 1: A month of rations?
Speaker 3: How many ship? Is it like a frigate? Okay? Is
it a big medium or small ship?
Speaker 1: It's a medium.
Speaker 3: I was gonna for a year.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, bad day. Years worth of rations? The finest ale.
Speaker 2: Quick question? Is this a three masted ship?
Speaker 6: It looks like it.
Speaker 1: It looks like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a large ship.
Speaker 3: Oh so then they have rations for like two to
three years. This is this ship meant to take on
like no ideal Like ideally the ship would be out
at sea for two to three years traveling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is this ship mainly trans transport or is it
combat oriented?
Speaker 1: It's combat oriented, so then it most likely.
Speaker 2: Probably be a frigate.
Speaker 3: Within a year. Heavy years with the Russians.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, years with the rations. So there's that, and
goes over everything else of ale. Drinkable water, you.
Speaker 6: Know, drink water on that ship.
Speaker 1: All that we drink the water there anyway, fresh water
regardless if it's I'm sure there'll be other uses for
it than just drinking. If no one drinks it, do
I think what else you want to parash? Well?
Speaker 3: Then usable instruments, sources of entertainment.
Speaker 4: Entertainment, entertainment, but clothing, like I don't know, actual pirate ship,
they maybe have like one extra pair of clothing, if
that they were basically.
Speaker 1: The same ship, okay, okay, mm hmmm.
Speaker 6: And then they have their undergarments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gonna have some cards and dice, ye, a
lot of entertainment stuff stuff for repairs if if repairs
are needed, so we have supplies to do said repairs.
Speaker 2: Bubbles has more weapons than tools, more tools than clothes.
Speaker 1: There'll also be tools and stuff on the ship as well.
You wouldn't I have to worry about having the tools. Yeah,
all right, See, you spend the next couple of hours
doing that, and it ends up being about ten o'clock
mill of the night Sea's quiet as you all are
continuing continuing to sail. Whoever wants to roll roll me
a perception check.
Speaker 6: Whoever's in the Crow's Nest would roll Bubbles, whoever's on
the well, it's not just Bubbles. Isn't there someone else
in the crows Nest?
Speaker 1: Yes, but I don't have a character she for whatever,
just make her auto roll a plus.
Speaker 3: She has a plus four.
Speaker 6: I guess I'll roll for her.
Speaker 1: Then, uh dad, uh twenty two? That twenty huh twenty four? Okay, cool,
We'll go with the NAT twenty because I like that
she's you all, you and the both people in the
Crow's Nest cloon, Bubbles. You notice that, Yeah, before there
wasn't any of oh okay six, okay, so it would
just be Vanya, Vanya so Vanya bubble. If you're too busy,
just chill axe and enjoying the view. And you're kind
of you're not looking. You're looking at the ocean, not
necessarily the sky.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Vanya is looking around everywhere from the ocean, like the
surrounding areas and the sky and stuff. And Vanya's looks
up and she has like a worried look on her
face as she been as she leans over the crow's ass,
and she yells and she yells for the captain.
Speaker 6: Got jain, Oh, I'll be at the.
Speaker 1: The wheel, at the wheel. Well she's not. She's gonna
jump out of the crow's nest, basically fucking acrobatics circus style,
down the down the pole as she just runs and
she just books it. She books it through past past
the people to the wheel and she's like, uh, so
we might have a problem, captain.
Speaker 6: What is the problem?
Speaker 1: She points up in the sky and you see a
moon that is right right and so like when you
look at the moon. When you look at this moon,
the moon it's white in some places where there's land,
and the majority of it is this blood red. She
points to and she's like, uh that captain.
Speaker 6: Do I recognize what kind of moon that is?
Speaker 1: Roll me a history check, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: And that's twenty four.
Speaker 1: Okay. See you look at that moon and you're just like,
oh no, this moon is something of legend amongst the pirates.
The last time this this moon has shown itself to
this realm has been a good twenty thirty years. You
only heard stories about the last time it showed up.
This moon's name is Eva Eva okay, and this moon
shows up rand it cycles random when it crosses the realms.
But nothing ever, nothing good happens when this moon shows up.
There have been stories and legends of monsters falling from
the moon to the realm, but it's stuff of superstition
because granted, it has been quite some time since this
moon is show himself here in the mortal realm. So
you've only heard stories of like last time it showed
up where this gigantic monster fell from the moon into
the realm. And you don't know, you've not you never
really are you very superstitious she's a pirate?
Speaker 6: Do you believe in that she's a pirate?
Speaker 1: So yes, yes, yes, so you know the legends that
this monster gives birth well quote unquote birth, the birth
the sea monsters and other monsters. And you see that,
You're like, oh, oh, okay, oh no, but I think
has happened yet. Nothing has. The Moon's just there. But
the weird thing was, it wasn't there like an hour ago.
So it's recently within the hour, strown up in the sky.
She goes on saying, oh, nothing, the weird the moon hasn't.
Nothing has because she knows something. She knows the legends
as well, and she says, nothing has come from the
moon yet, but I thought I would should let you know.
So she's just like, she doesn't know what to do.
She's just like, because you, like, you really can't do
any of The Moon's just there, but she's but she
wanted to inform me just so so everyone's it's a
year in the know. If something were to happen.
Speaker 8: Cool, stay on your toes. We don't know what might
be coming.
Speaker 1: As you say that, she looks, she's looking at the moon.
She's like, she kind of points up. Captain. She points,
and as you look up at the moon, you see something,
a long serpent like creature fall from the moon and
then you sit you watch it fall all the way
down and it lands in the ocean in the distance.
Speaker 13: It was like, well, that's not good, all right, right, yeah,
let's uh, we're going to keep an eye out on
that to make sure that, you know, we try and
say it all the.
Speaker 1: Way from that, it looked deep. It's it's quite a
ways a way. But the thing was big. From like
from the distance you were, I looked big. So up closed,
it'd be a whole lot bigger. It's like it's like
the whole oh the mirror. When you look at this mirror,
things might seem bigger than they appear.
Speaker 6: Things seem smaller than they appear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, things seems wrong when they as Yeah, it's coming.
Yeah that movie.
Speaker 4: By the way, Davy like turns to Freed and Davey
goes well on the rest of the crew, make sure
that they are on their toes.
Speaker 1: Free raises raises his hands, yes, ma'am, and he just
runs out makes up all the crew.
Speaker 8: That's how he wakes up everybody every morning.
Speaker 1: There's a roosterious it's just frequent.
Speaker 6: Don't you do it? Don't you bark? Don't you bark?
Speaker 1: And then Valia it's like she Vanya Valia, Oh my god, Vanya,
I'm gonna remember these names. So Vanya goes back up
to the crow, to the crow's nest, and she keeps
look out for that whatever that thing was, that serpent
like creature in the distance. Where is everyone else? Huh oh,
you're still saving bubbles.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm kind of like half awake. But yeah, I'm
just I'm not.
Speaker 1: As you're kind of like half a sleevey here you
hear you hear the wolf born And then he climbs up,
climbs up the crows. This he gets right on the
other side of the railings. He gets like right up
to you. He's like, it scares the ship out.
Speaker 7: You m.
Speaker 6: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: Like right in here, I'll put my hand onto the
onto their face and be like, I'm awake. You don't
have to do that.
Speaker 1: And he's like he goes down, he goes down the tower.
Speaker 2: Mhm.
Speaker 1: And he goes down, goes back down.
Speaker 6: I mean, not the way I want people to be warned.
But you know he's trying.
Speaker 1: That's my matters. I feel like that's something he would do.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, we're all gonna die. That's how we'd wake
people up.
Speaker 6: We're not gonna die.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna that would be bofaz.
Speaker 8: We're all gonna die.
Speaker 6: Immediately what Boha starts acting like we're all we got
we're all gonna die.
Speaker 1: So we do in our little time skip. About an
hour and a half goes by, nothing, no sign of
that creature. Everything's fine. The moon's still there being ominous.
It's there miazingly.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: The there's no wind, the sea very still. It's very
off putting on how still the sea is standing there noticingly.
Speaker 6: Damn, I was looking for that gift to.
Speaker 1: Bubbles. Roll me a are you up at at him?
Are you still like trying to sleep?
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to sleep, but I'm definitely not like alert.
Speaker 1: Okay, roll me a perception if you will, and I
will roll with for the other person. And then whatever.
Oh all right, y'all got the exact number. So as
you both are up in the crow's nest looking, you
see because the moon is light lightened up the area.
It's like a red glow, but you can see everything
around you within like a mile radius of the ships
inside dark dark. As you're kind of looking around, you
both see something big swim underneath the ship.
Speaker 9: No, and then.
Speaker 6: Chrissy, wake up.
Speaker 3: I just casually walk out from uh, from from the
deck and just walk up to Davy, totally oblivious to
the moon. Just did you just Davy was there? Did
I just hear barking? I'm facing away from the moon.
From the moon, okay, looking around?
Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, Well, I totally breed to warn
everybody to stay on their toes because I just saw
a giant's monster fall from the sky.
Speaker 8: Can can I cast locate creature?
Speaker 1: Does that only work if you know what the creature is?
Speaker 6: Oh, it has to be something that I'm familiar with.
All I did was see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't get a good look at it. If
you knew what it was, if you got go look
at it, then yeah, you only saw in the distance.
It was like a snake like serpent creature. And that's
just much. She tells.
Speaker 2: You got question? Did I you said I saw that?
The thing you saw like a big.
Speaker 1: Old dark shadow like things swim underneath the ship?
Speaker 2: Can I just jump in the water?
Speaker 1: Do you want to jump in the wall?
Speaker 6: No, let's not do bad.
Speaker 1: Let's not I mean, if you want to jump in
the water, you can't.
Speaker 4: We wi we would?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can they like stand up and just be like,
let's get this over with and then just like try
and jump into the water. And as I fall down,
I activate the giants might to become large.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, ca see you. So you land in the
ocean water, right, so you see you just see you
just see some of the crow's desk dive into the
water as they get bigger.
Speaker 2: I go from eight feet to sixteen.
Speaker 6: Pep woman overboard.
Speaker 1: And then freeze like sees it and freeze like oh
he goes to davy A points she jumped.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: So as bubbles, you land in the water, you kind
of swim around and you do see something in the
distance in front of you swimming off. It's gigantic, it's long,
it's monstrous.
Speaker 4: It's the.
Speaker 3: Last dead buller. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, ye, bubble bubbles ironically, yes, okay, so ironically. So yeah,
as you dive in and you're under the water, a
bubble boop appears over your heads. You have air scuba diving,
and as you're looking at this creature, it's swimming at
you now full speed and you look at it and
you see this, sure that's a sea serpent like that
has this large pointy horn on its forehead covered in
scales and sharp teeth, and it has two front legs
that have sharp talons in it. It's since you're large
the thing, it would be gigantic, right, that's the next
size huge, huge, So yeah, I know that. Yeah. So
it's large, huge, gargantuan, gargantuan. So this is gargantuan. Thing
is enormous and it swims right at you and you
realize you're looking at this and you realize it's a leviathan.
Speaker 2: And he said, this is huge.
Speaker 1: This is gargantuan. Okay, so this leviathan is swimming at you,
and that is We're ending today's episode. Dun dun dungh.
So thank you guys for listening today's episode. Find Out
next time is bubbles going to be fish food by
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