Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, look
Speaker 1: he's it. Hey Hey, hey, hey wow.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the snart Tag.
Speaker 3: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your He's glazed by the great Chris ray Gun, Derek
Speaker 1: black Belt, and Tom Sweey. Sit back and prepare for
Speaker 1: some shot. Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris Raygun. It's
Speaker 1: him Tom Sweeney, it's him Derek.
Speaker 2: Uh, some black eyed black man.
Speaker 1: Look, he's drinking his coke. I'm Toma my coke in
Speaker 1: your coffee cup. This nigga said, did you just.
Speaker 2: Say you're Tom?
Speaker 1: Who's that again? This is a young.
Speaker 4: Bald comedian bald Spanish Wait not Spanish, I forgot. Actually
Speaker 4: where he's is South American. He has a South American mom.
Speaker 4: Uh in your Mom's House podcast?
Speaker 2: Remember him?
Speaker 1: I know who that is? Yeah? I like that guy.
Speaker 1: Actually like that guy. I like him.
Speaker 4: And one reason I like him is that he's kind
Speaker 4: of backed away from the rogan spear.
Speaker 1: He doesn't I hardly ever see it, because.
Speaker 4: I think he was like, all right, theys get a
Speaker 4: little bit too weird because he's like, he's a normal
Speaker 4: hip hop loving comedian. That's not like, oh, let's go
Speaker 4: everything's right now that it's chuds.
Speaker 2: Bill, Let's have violent sex with Joe Rogan while he's
Speaker 2: sleeping and then wake him up. Wait, let's wake Joe
Speaker 2: holding up with a nice fellatio every morning.
Speaker 4: Joe's been going hard in the paint. Dude, you're going
Speaker 4: hard in the paint. Yeah, he's do you see he
Speaker 4: had this this billionaire villain on.
Speaker 1: I did see that, And they're like, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Want to talk about villain Max And motherfucker's like, hey,
Speaker 4: you know that he doesn't say what the agency does,
Speaker 4: but hey, this agency, you know, they're trying to they're
Speaker 4: trying to de bank people. And Joe Rogan's like what,
Speaker 4: oh my god, Oh my goodness, and like this company
Speaker 4: has given billions, tens of billions back to regular people
Speaker 4: because you know, banks obviously just rape people. That's just
Speaker 4: what they specialize in. And this guy is on there,
Speaker 4: this ball Lex Luthor.
Speaker 1: He looks like a villain, literally totally, it's truly insane.
Speaker 4: And he does that weird sniffing thing like he like
Speaker 4: I think he the coke sniff.
Speaker 2: Of course, of.
Speaker 1: Course he's that if you're that high up in that
Speaker 1: evil he's talking and he goes and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is and everybody's like just acting like this is normal,
Speaker 1: Like Joe just.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my goodness, I can't believe it's so evil.
Speaker 1: Jamie Roll the gang rapist, Who's.
Speaker 4: Who's the person that uh Trump called Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren.
Speaker 4: That guy was saying, yeah, she runs it. She thought
Speaker 4: of the idea.
Speaker 2: She doesn't run the company.
Speaker 1: He runs this company. It's all liberals. If you have,
Speaker 1: if you have, if you're a conservative, they're gonna de bank.
Speaker 1: I was just like, don't they just protect it? Like,
Speaker 1: uh like, isn't it literally the consumer protection? Like what
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? It's something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I can't remember the acronym or not even acro,
Speaker 4: but like just the abbrevious.
Speaker 1: They basically get you refunds when a company screws you over. Yeah.
Speaker 4: They basically they're like so mainly notoriously stopping banks from
Speaker 4: fucking people in nas so hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking, I know, we've talked about
Speaker 1: this on the podcast a few times. I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: wasn't it really not that long.
Speaker 4: Ago when banks were like the root of all evil
Speaker 4: to the average stupid person where they understood that, like
Speaker 4: the bank, some of them went overboard and they were
Speaker 4: like did you And I was like, oh, whoa a
Speaker 4: little the through line, but like also chill, you know,
Speaker 4: like really it's a little bit like we're close. It's
Speaker 4: like when you're doing a mission and you get it done,
Speaker 4: you're like, I'll try something more stuff, I'll see if
Speaker 4: something else happening, and it's like you you finished, you
Speaker 4: got a objective done. You don't got to go with
Speaker 4: extra twenty percent.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 4: It's so fun just watching literal super villains. Just go
Speaker 4: on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It is fucking hilarious. I was like, this is I
Speaker 1: never imagine we'd be here, but hey, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, like I saw it, like there
Speaker 1: are a bunch of people like uh, he's like, oh
Speaker 1: are you h are you annoying that Joe? But Joe
Speaker 1: Biden is pardoning his corrupt son, And I was like,
Speaker 1: there probably would have been a time that I would
Speaker 1: have been like at this point though, it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's a clown world. Would have to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: You could honestly at this point, you could, as a politician,
Speaker 1: go out on stage and twist the baby's head off
Speaker 1: and drink it like it's a sports ring and be
Speaker 1: like yeah, whatever with the pinky up and he's there's
Speaker 1: gonna be no consequences for it, So like who cares?
Speaker 1: Like this gives it ship? What makes it? What makes
Speaker 1: it bad?
Speaker 2: What makes it bad is that like we're good, this
Speaker 2: is gonna set Trump up some function because he's gonna
Speaker 2: because that's not He's gonna He's gonna meet this with
Speaker 2: even more insanity. But do you think but do you think?
Speaker 1: So? I feel like I feel like he was gonna
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: He was gonna do it already, but he hasn't be like,
Speaker 2: well he he he part and his said, so, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna part in all my rapes, all thirteen of them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna party that. I did it thirteen times in fact,
Speaker 2: but you can't hurt me anymore.
Speaker 4: So he was already gonna do that, but I guess
Speaker 4: you would just say as an excuse, even though he
Speaker 4: would already He's gonna pardon everything that has anything to
Speaker 4: do with him, obviously, But like, man, fuck you, what
Speaker 4: is this? What is this? Your energy sucks anytimes, like
Speaker 4: all right, let's working a bit in this thing, and
Speaker 4: this guy's fucking huffing and puffing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh god, we gotta work.
Speaker 2: Oh man, we gotta talk about this apathetic about politics,
Speaker 2: it's I don't want to talk about how can I
Speaker 2: be out because I feel like I feel like we're
Speaker 2: comedy podcast.
Speaker 4: We can work in bits for ship, you know, instead
Speaker 4: of being talk about politics. I'm like, well, you're very
Speaker 4: good about uh, you're very good with your Trump impressions.
Speaker 2: You can always work when in, you can always work
Speaker 2: when in.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Happy birthday. Yeah, Chris is nearly forty now, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you fucking fantastic for forty seven? Yeah, I'm forty,
Speaker 1: I'm forty thirteen. I'm feeling great.
Speaker 2: That's fifty three, right, yeah I think so. I think that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that or four thousand and some change. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eleven. That's fucking stupid. Don't say that again.
Speaker 1: That's like when people say, like, like, what, I always
Speaker 1: hit it when like a month old your baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when people would be like, oh, my baby's like forty
Speaker 1: nine months, I always want to shut the fuck. I
Speaker 1: always want to hit them. It's so annoying.
Speaker 2: I always want to hit baby. And it's a different reality.
Speaker 2: You did that to your baby. Now your maybe's somewhere
Speaker 2: complete different bites.
Speaker 1: Like at a certain point, I get the week's thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's if it's less than a month.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah to me, even like say because yeah, you
Speaker 4: can say like, oh, my baby is a month and
Speaker 4: a half years old, sorry, just a month a year,
Speaker 4: I said years.
Speaker 2: Well that's still right, I think technically, technically, but not really,
Speaker 2: you should just say, I guess my baby is a
Speaker 2: month and a half, my baby's two months old, my
Speaker 2: baby's three. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And when you start getting this thirty six weeks
Speaker 1: and I'm like, nope, sure you can. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: maybe the baby something six weeks is such a stupid
Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't know. And that always bothers.
Speaker 2: This baby's approximately four weeks and thirty eight minutes years old,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh wow, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: crush your skull wild chimpanzee into your house while you're
Speaker 2: not famish. I had a shave. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: had a dream. This is the craziest ship ever. I
Speaker 2: had a dream this is like, this is like fucking wild.
Speaker 1: This is this is sweetiest Martin Luther Gig. I had
Speaker 1: I had a dream and it was fucking wild. I
Speaker 1: just pictured you all those people in the same art like,
Speaker 1: same art style. I guess which is reality.
Speaker 2: You're you're fucking with your hands like.
Speaker 1: I had a dream. It was fucking wild. White children
Speaker 1: and black children good, you know, get along at harmony
Speaker 1: was crazy. It's insane. It's not real at all. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna happen before we get all the whites, before
Speaker 1: kill ball, kill ball kicks and James and Gilball. I
Speaker 1: would not say that I love white people. He would
Speaker 1: say that if we like Chris.
Speaker 2: He's white passing. He's not white.
Speaker 4: I'm white, I says, white passing, but you're not.
Speaker 1: If you got I'm both white and white passing. But
Speaker 1: somehow it gross, you know what I mean, that's a
Speaker 1: very weird existence. I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, you are.
Speaker 4: I mean, anybody anyone who didn't know you would be
Speaker 4: a standard.
Speaker 1: White Yeah, yeah, fine, fine, fine, Reluctantly.
Speaker 4: I just I don't want to be broadcast with brown
Speaker 4: and black people. Feels good, And then all of a
Speaker 4: sudden we got the white host.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Before we continue, I do want
Speaker 1: to say it is my birthday. I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: gift from a viewer of this and sacred Edward Edward Castillo.
Speaker 1: He got me. He managed to because I voiced on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I couldn't grab one of these
Speaker 1: thirtieth anniversary like PlayStation like old style gray controllers.
Speaker 2: And I was like damn.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I got I got one. I'll
Speaker 1: send you one. It's like cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 2: So he sent it to me. I had to make
Speaker 2: sure there wasn't a bomb in well.
Speaker 1: I had to make sure that my address wasn't on
Speaker 1: the box. But so he sent it right, and it
Speaker 1: was here. So here's here's this, let's go, let's fucking go.
Speaker 1: That is beautiful. That is beautiful. I love these motherfuckers, man, I.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh it bothers me so much. Bro.
Speaker 1: This convinced me to get a PO box. I think
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna just spring for one. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is amazing.
Speaker 4: Scumback two point zero because ye no, yeah, I'm allowing
Speaker 4: this is someone else's face.
Speaker 1: You can't do that is an exaggerated It is technically
Speaker 1: technically it is an artistic representation of somebody else's face
Speaker 1: that's not really a phoney. Always exaggerate him because like,
Speaker 1: who look at the guy's canines in a lazy eye.
Speaker 1: He looks like there's no way that the chick that
Speaker 1: got assaulted with like was like, oh yeah, he had
Speaker 1: a fucking lazy eye that went this way, and.
Speaker 2: You don't her experience stop.
Speaker 1: But this guy probably like this guy. They probably brought
Speaker 1: this guy in and he looked like fucking psy comma.
Speaker 4: And it was especially depending on where this was, because
Speaker 4: I'm sure even if every.
Speaker 2: Sexual assault.
Speaker 4: That's so fire, it's so funny because it literally it's
Speaker 4: like we went to a carnival or something and they're like,
Speaker 4: draw me fucked up.
Speaker 1: What's crazy about is that I opened the box and
Speaker 1: it was that was the eyes were the first thing
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: Speaking out of the box.
Speaker 1: I was like, and I recognized them immediately.
Speaker 2: It's like me without any of the good.
Speaker 1: It's it's yeah, it's that's you're pure evil, that's you
Speaker 1: y you you so okay, okay, okayp on compromise.
Speaker 4: So it's not gonna be the next scumbag drop, but
Speaker 4: it will be so we'll have it. It'll say pure
Speaker 4: evil under it.
Speaker 2: That's this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can use that guy.
Speaker 2: We literally can't.
Speaker 1: I think we can. I don't we literally a photograph.
Speaker 1: I don't think we could well not as a photograph.
Speaker 2: That's a depicture of somebody that is probably a criminal,
Speaker 2: but it's assaulted someone. I don't know if that's okay,
Speaker 2: like that is I'm not absolutely not have the picture
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: We should just have to just say wanted so we
Speaker 1: can spread the word about this guy.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: That way, we're doing a moral good. Look, I'm compromised.
Speaker 1: That's your compromise.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying this because it's a fund up image
Speaker 2: that looks similar to me. I'm saying this because I think, like,
Speaker 2: for serious, were he not okay? I just hear Chris.
Speaker 2: I heard Chris, but I know Chris like I won't
Speaker 2: because I think, like this is my humans. I'd be
Speaker 2: like this girl got like imagine she sees this again
Speaker 2: on somebody, like is this crazy?
Speaker 1: Okay, let be a party and everybody's wearing that.
Speaker 4: If she she if she, if she's actively online a lot,
Speaker 4: she must have seen this already because of how viral
Speaker 4: it went.
Speaker 2: I dig it was particularly viol or Karuner because it
Speaker 2: looks like a dumb onic But.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know there's no chock. You don't know.
Speaker 2: Anything about it, like any of the fucking like twenty
Speaker 2: ten prom paranormal movies where someone gets us like possessed
Speaker 2: by a demon. If I got possessed by Bofelmann, I
Speaker 2: look like that, that'd be like a frame me. I
Speaker 2: look exactly like that with my caneine's elongated and one
Speaker 2: of my thief.
Speaker 1: The side and the depart. I love this so much.
Speaker 1: It saddens me that you're not as excited as I am.
Speaker 2: I think it's really funny, but I also like think
Speaker 2: someone went through a really traumatic experience. And this image
Speaker 2: being on the shirt by a bunch of three dumb
Speaker 2: fucking idiots that I'm gonna make money off of it
Speaker 2: is not okay.
Speaker 1: For free. That's even worse technically probably okay, So then
Speaker 1: all right, so that's worse. We'll make money off of it,
Speaker 1: so it's better, right, Yeah, yeah, all right, Look, I
Speaker 1: got you. I want to I don't want to be
Speaker 1: involved in this one, all right, I don't.
Speaker 2: I won't take anything you don't have to watch you
Speaker 2: guys take all the cut of this one so I
Speaker 2: can be completely hig.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put in cursive at the bottom right by Swen.
Speaker 1: I would have to take you guys to Core.
Speaker 4: Look, I feel like we've done and said things so
Speaker 4: much worse than just using a hilarious drawing of a
Speaker 4: psychopathic rapist.
Speaker 2: You you could have stopped. You couldn't stopped, and you
Speaker 2: were like, let me just fill it in more. You
Speaker 2: did the thing with the bangs and then the jews.
Speaker 1: I sure did. Sure. This really is so crazy. It's
Speaker 1: just thank you, thank you for this, because this this
Speaker 1: cracked me the funk up when I opened it, because
Speaker 1: I was just excited to get a control. I was like, sick,
Speaker 1: I love this thing. Uh you were like yay, and
Speaker 1: then I laughed, So it was it was a good
Speaker 1: It was a good little I love that man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I talk about the dream I had now because oh yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're saying you had a dream or something.
Speaker 2: Was that guy? So I had a dream where for
Speaker 2: some reason, this is crazy because I was I was
Speaker 2: an adult me again, or I think I might have
Speaker 2: been like maybe younger. It's like a younger originally myself.
Speaker 2: And I was with my grandma in New York and
Speaker 2: for some reason, a bear came into my apartment building
Speaker 2: I used to live in, and my whole family was
Speaker 2: like in the house with a bear inside the apartment
Speaker 2: building I was in, and everyone was acting normal, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I was terrified because I was like,
Speaker 2: it's a bear that's dangerous. So the whole time I
Speaker 2: was trying to let my grandma get into, like uner
Speaker 2: my family into for some reason, a bathroom that was
Speaker 2: the size of a classroom, a grandma coming here, there's
Speaker 2: a bear out there. And then I tried to call
Speaker 2: the cops and for some reason, I dialed nine one
Speaker 2: one and then it went to if you have an emergency,
Speaker 2: press one if you have and I was then and
Speaker 2: then I was like, what the's happening? So I got
Speaker 2: to this guy and I was like, there's a bearon
Speaker 2: here and he was like it was like it was
Speaker 2: its fucked up. It was a Indian man, like a
Speaker 2: telemarket go a telemarketer. And I said, this is feeling
Speaker 2: even in my droom, was like this feels racist.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is an Indian. Uh, telemarketing dispatcher. Yes,
Speaker 1: a police station.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's a bear in my apartment. Please
Speaker 2: come soon. I'm siding And I was like.
Speaker 1: No way, sorry. I was like, no, this is not happened.
Speaker 1: What is the problem? And I was like, what is
Speaker 1: the The problem was like, there's a bear in my house?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna call the Are they gonna do
Speaker 1: arrest of the bear? Shoot the bear? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna call them?
Speaker 2: Chris the bear police, Smoky the bear, Fucking Paddington come
Speaker 2: and kill him? The bear police and Paddington, Paddington George
Speaker 2: Lloyd's a regular bear.
Speaker 1: Paddington with his barblay and his knee on the neck
Speaker 1: of a real grizzly and everybody's like that was.
Speaker 2: For some reason Paddington has him pain and Paddington's ways.
Speaker 1: Paddington's mega danse. Yeah, I guess he's like he's He's
Speaker 1: like like like a fucking dwarf star, just like this
Speaker 1: this heavy.
Speaker 2: Paddington wants to be dentist marmalade his next face on
Speaker 2: his neck for twenty five minutes. Twenty five. Damn, that
Speaker 2: bear was pretty resilient. For twenty five That bear was
Speaker 2: dead after like minute too.
Speaker 1: Still he's just just dipping his hand on. I don't
Speaker 1: know even that. I don't know he's on Ibernate.
Speaker 2: That's good, good point. But that dream was insane because
Speaker 2: I was trying. And then eventually the bear got into
Speaker 2: the classroom and I was like, oh my god, someone
Speaker 2: in my family's gonna die right now.
Speaker 1: Who is it gonna be?
Speaker 2: Who was it? Who was me? My dumb I sacrificed myself.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh man, I like my grandma.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Did you? Like? You were like I just got hit
Speaker 2: across the room by a bear in a wall, and
Speaker 2: I was like, well.
Speaker 1: You were still dreaming? After that, I was I was
Speaker 1: hurting my dream and I was like, well, if I'm
Speaker 1: about to get hurt or anything, I wake up.
Speaker 2: I have been hurting my dream so much. And it
Speaker 2: feels like it feels like I get like stunned. You're
Speaker 2: like trapped in the fade, dude.
Speaker 4: Like usually people when they're about to get like hurt
Speaker 4: or they die or something way, people.
Speaker 1: Like fall like large falls and dream like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: wit the ground. Yeah several times. Holy sh And it
Speaker 1: sucks and it's not like pain, it's like.
Speaker 2: Shock.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, let yourself do that. I don't think
Speaker 1: you do that to yourself. That's what your brain is doing. Well, clearly, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want it to happen. Yes, you do, clearly,
Speaker 1: because if you didn't want it to happen, you simply
Speaker 1: wake up. We just wake up.
Speaker 2: That simple. It's it's sad.
Speaker 1: Simple for me.
Speaker 2: I locid dream a lot too, and I think that
Speaker 2: makes it even worse. I don't because halfway through the dream, like,
Speaker 2: so that's whit.
Speaker 1: So that's why, because you lose your dreams so you
Speaker 1: know you're dreaming, so you know you can't be heard,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't affect it.
Speaker 2: Like one time I was playing Temple Run in real
Speaker 2: life where we're playing, was crashing behind me and I
Speaker 2: was like, actually, Temple.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what is it? Because I remember
Speaker 1: I remember Lucy dreaming once and I remember, like I
Speaker 1: remember specifically that was the one dream where I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm aware I'm dreaming, and then I could just I
Speaker 1: threw myself off a building and I fell off a
Speaker 1: car like bomb bounced off a car, and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fine, interesting, you know, but it's because I'm aware,
Speaker 1: that like what's happening isn't real, and so like, there's
Speaker 1: no I've never done that, but I'm still on rails.
Speaker 1: I just know what's happening. I pulled a snake out
Speaker 1: of the ground and ate it once in a lucid
Speaker 1: dream because I just knew that I could, and it
Speaker 1: tasted like fucking lucky charms, Like maybe, I mean, you
Speaker 1: gotta try it my dream. My dreams are always like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm in it. Oh, I'm lucid dream.
Speaker 2: This is a dream now, So either I get really depressed,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen anymore. We're we're like, oh, because
Speaker 2: like one time I had loose a dream, I like
Speaker 2: someone stole my identity and it's emptied out my savings
Speaker 2: account of shit, and I was like no, no, But
Speaker 2: then I realized, wait, if this is really happening, I
Speaker 2: would have killed myself.
Speaker 1: Clearly a dream, killed yourself, not called the fucking the
Speaker 1: fraud prevention and got the money back immediately. No, first, hang,
Speaker 1: right before you die shot guns. That's such an immediate
Speaker 1: that's such an immediate give up. Yeah, why why So
Speaker 1: he starts cooking oil on the stove and waiting and
Speaker 1: then waiting. No, you run in real time to the
Speaker 1: gun store. How long until I get my gun? The
Speaker 1: one up the straight from my house?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's interesting.
Speaker 4: You'd probably be upset running to the gun store and like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know you're gonna have to go through your background
Speaker 4: check and like fuck, just fly five hours to Florida
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 1: Go get your gun and then to a gun show.
Speaker 2: Crazy ass. I don't know if you can buy gun
Speaker 2: shows anymore.
Speaker 1: Really, they tightened that down pretty pretty intense. There's I'm sure, look,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are some getting a gun. There are
Speaker 1: because because I know people who I know at least
Speaker 1: one person who absolutely just got it through a gun
Speaker 1: show with like no no problem at all. It was
Speaker 1: kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: Like? This was years ago? This is like maybe like
Speaker 1: fifteen something like that. Okay, maybe even before then, I
Speaker 1: think it was still kind of getting and it was
Speaker 1: still kind of difficult then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know the ins and outs is. I just
Speaker 4: know things got a little bit more, a little bit
Speaker 4: more difficult in California. Yeah, yeah, but no, that was
Speaker 4: like when I when I bought it was in California too.
Speaker 4: When I bought a shoddy Oh it wasn't. No, it
Speaker 4: was out of state for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean fucking you gotta state.
Speaker 4: It's Yeah, it's hilarious how you could just stock up
Speaker 4: on you can just be one of those doomsday prepper weardos.
Speaker 1: So I bought a mortar the other day. I got
Speaker 1: if you weren't in Cali, I would totally believe you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you were in Kentucky was where'd you get that mortar? Bob?
Speaker 2: The flea market? I bought a child Samurai and I
Speaker 2: have him in my basement. I'm training it.
Speaker 1: That's insane, child Samurai just to grow, just to like
Speaker 1: mold into a perfect soldier. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't even have any plans. I just
Speaker 2: kind of just kind of cheat him like a kid
Speaker 2: now Samurai.
Speaker 1: The idea of you impulse buying a child Samurai is insane,
Speaker 1: like with no with no plan or I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna child like the way that you would like
Speaker 1: the way that you would buy like airheads at a
Speaker 1: movie theater, Like yeah, maybe, yeah, why not? I guess
Speaker 1: I put the child sam Ryana back to put the
Speaker 1: child sam right in the back. How is did a
Speaker 1: child like so, isn't it is it implied that the.
Speaker 2: Imagine musashi, Yeah, but reverted to a kid. Were we
Speaker 2: talking about magic now or what?
Speaker 1: How do how does this?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: So, so you're saying like like fully trained, like deadly,
Speaker 4: so much knowledge and then it's just a baby.
Speaker 1: Not a baby child?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: What child is like five six years old?
Speaker 2: Okay at best?
Speaker 1: Seven at best, and he has all the knowledge of
Speaker 1: an entire samurai. Yeah, he already lived life the world.
Speaker 2: Man again, I ruined everything, So now he just has
Speaker 2: all the weight of the city's done in a kid's body,
Speaker 2: just sitting down looking at sunsets, being like.
Speaker 1: What you turn everything into D and D? I noticed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's magic. It's like, all right, we're gonna take a bit,
Speaker 1: because I was of the impression that you were gonna like
Speaker 1: just like this, this is like a business. It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we have children, we're training to be samurai. You can
Speaker 1: take them. They're not done yet, though. You gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta do the rest of it. You know, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I was gonna go a little bit more realistic, like
Speaker 4: say some traditional Japanese family, or like I want to
Speaker 4: I want to teach my son about our history. So
Speaker 4: and then someone stole the baby.
Speaker 1: Would you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you would you buy you know those little
Speaker 2: the little little kids at the mountain the monk monasteries
Speaker 2: in China where they're just hurting them but training them
Speaker 2: to be like fucking weapons and are never going to
Speaker 2: be one of those.
Speaker 4: Well, so if it was legal, yes, like we actually
Speaker 4: we were talking about it. We're talking about adoption anyway,
Speaker 4: like of having some you know, making sure there's we
Speaker 4: have this kid that makes us a stupid amount of
Speaker 4: money in the industry, and then we'll have one one
Speaker 4: normal one that'll just like, hey, do whatever you want,
Speaker 4: do whatever your heart is, and then one other one
Speaker 4: and we'll see how they grow up, you know, and
Speaker 4: then we'll pit them against each other and see we'll
Speaker 4: decide which one's gonna be the favorite.
Speaker 2: Depending you know, you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna be like a doctor fasci father and all sorts
Speaker 1: of these crazy ones.
Speaker 4: And they're also gonna yeah, they're gonna have a uh,
Speaker 4: they're gonna have only beagles that are gonna be testing on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna have they're gonna be pets
Speaker 4: for years and then we're gonna eat them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My children are on a steady diet of hot
Speaker 1: water and beagles.
Speaker 2: And that's it. That's crazy drinking drinking eagles.
Speaker 1: So is there anything? I feel like there wasn't really
Speaker 1: that much list the list, that hip hop list. Oh,
Speaker 1: but that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so that was an old list though,
Speaker 1: like pull that do you have that list up? Still
Speaker 1: the best rappers of all time? And fucking we must
Speaker 1: have talked about that before. I am.
Speaker 2: I feel like we have, but I feel like we
Speaker 2: must have, like if it came up.
Speaker 4: But yeah, just just to reiterate, I guess, uh, that's
Speaker 4: not the same Instagram that at least turn your sound off.
Speaker 1: Never you never, Okay, Okay, So the top was the
Speaker 1: top fifty rappers of all time.
Speaker 4: Number one is George Floyd. Number number three is Eric Garner.
Speaker 1: Taylor. They just assume every single black person is a rapper.
Speaker 2: Every black person. Martin Malcolm just getting it was like
Speaker 2: starting off as like regular people that they're getting more
Speaker 2: and more like have notoriety on them. Virtual uncle Phil,
Speaker 2: uncle Phil, Uncle uncle Phil. Yeah, Darth Vader.
Speaker 1: I guess uncle Phil, but uncle Phil, but not James Avery, Yeah,
Speaker 1: not James Avery, not fucking James Jill Yeah. And Will
Speaker 1: Smith Phil isn't gay and Will Smith not Will Smith.
Speaker 2: Uh so Chris Rock but not the side of the
Speaker 2: face he got slapped on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, untainted.
Speaker 2: So number one is okay, what's the actual?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So number one is jay Z. I think that's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I think he should be the top. He should be
Speaker 2: top Do you think you actually think it's insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you shouldn't be do you You don't even think
Speaker 2: you should be top three?
Speaker 1: I should be top five, not top three? Okay?
Speaker 2: What is your top three? Top three? Is? Uh?
Speaker 1: For so there's like these just give me to nuanced.
Speaker 2: Say obviously because if we go if you go for notoriety,
Speaker 2: I think undoubtedly notoriety wise.
Speaker 1: What's yours?
Speaker 2: Number one hip hop artists for me is Blippy probably
Speaker 2: when she's an adult. Yes, that's the point of adulthood.
Speaker 1: Epic rap Battles History, epic rap Battles, Epic Lloyd and
Speaker 1: nice Peter. Epic Lloyd is such a funny, it's it's
Speaker 1: very two thousand and nine.
Speaker 4: Do you think there is some stupid idiot that would
Speaker 4: put like Hitler of Epic Rap Battles for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, there's definitely somebody out there who their favorite
Speaker 1: rap song isn't Epic Rap Battles. Is I guarantee it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guarantee. It's like I love the way they're so clever.
Speaker 2: He here's that, here's the there's cleverness in it. But
Speaker 2: then that's as far as he goes into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some of them to be there after, to
Speaker 1: be fair, but it's also just like what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: Like, they're all kind of insane though.
Speaker 4: It's it's a thing of like there's they're like two
Speaker 4: hype where like, yeah, I've watched so many rat battles
Speaker 4: and none of them are.
Speaker 1: This hype we did.
Speaker 2: We did conscious bombastic, mombastic is what they these are.
Speaker 2: There's hype rat battles where like motherfuckers are like, oh
Speaker 2: and the guys doing like a backhand, Sure someone drops
Speaker 2: like a fucking.
Speaker 4: Crazy The way that like these things are edited, and
Speaker 4: the way that because like say people even when like
Speaker 4: say Darth Vader's rapping like he has to like it's
Speaker 4: he has won against Hitler, right, I don't know, I
Speaker 4: don't actually, I don't know if that's true. Then I
Speaker 4: just think that makes sense. That was coincidental because I
Speaker 4: didn't know Hitlers.
Speaker 2: Numbers are Babyvator were just wild. That's insane. Those are
Speaker 2: baby numbers.
Speaker 5: Those because Hitler is real. I mean yeah, but like
Speaker 5: Hitler had a death star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real, but numbers numbers planet what planet June
Speaker 2: on or what they called man but genius there was
Speaker 2: a crazy Compared to Hitler, It's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Wars, what is it called? He killed? He blew up
Speaker 1: the planet? That is wrong.
Speaker 2: Fucking Oldron and whatever Aldron sounds sounds. I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: I should know. I think it sounds pop. That's like
Speaker 1: a fucking.
Speaker 2: So. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, there's definitely Oh wait, we need conscious rap out
Speaker 1: its history.
Speaker 2: I actually it would be winning every rap battle by
Speaker 2: a country mile.
Speaker 4: There would be no It's because I feel like I
Speaker 4: feel like the people that the true audience for the
Speaker 4: epic rat But it's people who just it's like the
Speaker 4: opposite of autism.
Speaker 1: They love loud noises like these people.
Speaker 4: It's a different direction it Yeah, it's a spect it's
Speaker 4: a it's a I guess a different type of speak.
Speaker 4: I have to interrupt this line of thinking. Real quick,
Speaker 4: go ahead. I went to I went to go see
Speaker 4: a Gladiator too because I had to, And that was
Speaker 4: it not nearly as bad as I thought I was
Speaker 4: gonna be.
Speaker 1: It was actually kind of good. Her Denzel went crazy
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's It was clear to me that I
Speaker 4: was like, this nigga is gonna do some he he
Speaker 4: he doesn't. He ends up being I don't think anybody's
Speaker 4: gonna see this movie. I don't think anybody actually cares.
Speaker 4: He's the real but it's gonna be training Day essentially.
Speaker 4: I was thinking. I was like, he's and it's it.
Speaker 4: It literally he turned into training Day, but infinitely worse,
Speaker 4: just like much more power hung anyway, So it's way.
Speaker 4: But it's like, I think my expectations were so low
Speaker 4: that I was like, the fight scenes were fucking awesome,
Speaker 4: the acting was pretty good.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell is this? This is actually
Speaker 2: kind of good. Does it explain why the fuck it's happening?
Speaker 2: Because of how Gladiator ends, there's no room for a sequel.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it actually so it actually so it it
Speaker 4: because of the events that unfolded. It fast forwards to
Speaker 4: the new crazy weird androgynists and emperors that are fucking
Speaker 4: everything up, and essentially it's like, fuck these guys, they
Speaker 4: need to die. And so that's kind of a side story.
Speaker 4: And then the main story is the Lucius or whatever
Speaker 4: the fuck his name is, who's the.
Speaker 1: Son of actually turns out to be.
Speaker 4: You kind of suspected in the first movie that Maximus
Speaker 4: and the wife of the commedist's a sister, like the
Speaker 4: little kid is Maximus as fucking you kind of had
Speaker 4: a because they clearly had a thing, so you thought
Speaker 4: it was probably anyway, Long story short, that's the kid
Speaker 4: he sent xile so he doesn't get killed or in trouble.
Speaker 4: He grows up with this other disgusting you know, it
Speaker 4: looks like an African thing he gets conquered, well like
Speaker 4: you know, like a a the that they make it
Speaker 4: look all grimy and they're all you know, kind of
Speaker 4: like can contrast to Rome. Anyway, Long story short, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm explaining what's happening, and I hear you. I'm just
Speaker 4: hearing you a lot.
Speaker 1: They're really funny words in succession. They need to be funny.
Speaker 4: They have to be funny for you to understand get
Speaker 4: the picture of what they're trying to contrast. But anyway,
Speaker 4: long story, I'm not trying to explain the whole plot,
Speaker 4: but it was actually surprisingly good. I'm not I'm only
Speaker 4: talking about this because on the way turned in turned on.
Speaker 4: When I got downtown, there was a down strength room
Speaker 4: guy waiting by a bus stop.
Speaker 2: There's a down syndrome guy waiting by a bus stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and his pants are fully down and he has
Speaker 4: elephant tightest balls, Like I'm saying, like, it looks like
Speaker 4: a red water balloon is full and about to burst.
Speaker 1: Red. Yes, red, and I chose red for a specific reason.
Speaker 4: He's a very pale white guy, but his balls are giant.
Speaker 1: So what's happening?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: What j Let's talking about? Spectrums and stuff? Reminded me
Speaker 4: that I saw this guy that is clearly has something.
Speaker 1: It looked like he had down Why what what is happening?
Speaker 1: I don't even understand that.
Speaker 4: That's like when they had when when people ask you
Speaker 4: can black people get a sunburn?
Speaker 1: I'm like, do I not have skin? What there you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 1: I wish this was scolding.
Speaker 4: I was like, how how are there darker black people
Speaker 4: than other black people?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: I was like, it's it's.
Speaker 1: It's the same as when I've had people question me.
Speaker 4: This is when I was much younger, but they're like,
Speaker 4: how come you don't talk like other black people?
Speaker 2: Like do you do? You just start calling them At
Speaker 2: that point I would love that sh like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean people?
Speaker 4: If you know it's funny, you know it's funny. Me
Speaker 4: As a kid, I wanted to be rational, so I was,
Speaker 4: and I gave them a rational response. Me as an adult,
Speaker 4: I want to be jaded and fucked up, and I
Speaker 4: would have just said a bunch of in.
Speaker 1: Words right like it it should be the opposite.
Speaker 4: But like I was more like trying to show them, hey, uh,
Speaker 4: you know, they are black people all over the world
Speaker 4: and they don't sound the same. They're like, oh duh,
Speaker 4: you know, kind of giving them a little nugget of
Speaker 4: critical thinking.
Speaker 1: I never did that, dude. I was playing ignorance.
Speaker 2: It trbably made me worse, actually probably severely damaged me.
Speaker 1: I feel that though. I actually, especially where we are today,
Speaker 1: where I feel.
Speaker 4: Like the people are on average just like irredeemably stupid,
Speaker 4: or I wish I would have just fucked around more.
Speaker 4: I wish I would have been more just hostile and
Speaker 4: not try to like, let me try to change people's minds.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work anything that's me.
Speaker 2: My my pelvis would shrinking down a little bit, my
Speaker 2: legs would get shorter, my arms would get longer.
Speaker 4: And I, oh my god, that's fucking Why have I
Speaker 4: not seen ask a guy a simple question?
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you sound you sound pretty different than
Speaker 2: you know where you're from.
Speaker 1: Scary. Transmogrifying yourself into an ape is primitive myself on purpose.
Speaker 4: That's sick as fucking I like that. That's a pretty
Speaker 4: for the bit. I need to see AI get to
Speaker 4: work on that ship like more. You know, you keep
Speaker 4: seeing those terrible AI like it cuts to like somebody
Speaker 4: doing something insane, like say, Trump and uh RFK Junior
Speaker 4: and Elon must they're all sitting down with McDonald's and
Speaker 4: then it cuts to them like doing some creepy choking
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 1: Something I want to tell one of them, like taking
Speaker 1: their shirts off and then shooting yeah or something like
Speaker 1: immediately after the McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Bullshit like that. But I just needed to exclusively be Kingston. Yeah,
Speaker 4: somebody do that.
Speaker 1: So you take a still image of this podcast and
Speaker 1: AI Kingston turning into attorney into it. It will look
Speaker 1: racist on your behalf. So like you sacrifice, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to sacrifice your entire you know, do it from
Speaker 1: your anonymous account.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, do it from you, Yeah, the anonymous
Speaker 2: because the number one rapper of all time have as
Speaker 2: jay Z. I would put number one rapper on NOAs
Speaker 2: I put Rotten Nods as number one. I think influence,
Speaker 2: I still epic Lloyd and nice Peter. I think, I think,
Speaker 2: I think, uh, one hundred percent. When it comes to impact,
Speaker 2: and he listened to see I would say NOAs I
Speaker 2: would say no, it is not meant by the mathes
Speaker 2: don't know about him, just like if you're a hip
Speaker 2: hop faning all about Nas, but if you're not hip hop fan,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't think you know about him, which is a thing.
Speaker 2: But I think when it comes to like impact.
Speaker 1: His son's doing a crazy job too, so little not little.
Speaker 7: Little little, not sex you call him like like galaxy
Speaker 7: gas or something, because like NAS used to be like, uh,
Speaker 7: that was like the you know, like that before galaxy
Speaker 7: Gas and everything and whippets and everything, people were doing Nas.
Speaker 2: It's not it was not it's not I know, I'm confused.
Speaker 1: It sounds the same anyway, Yeah, who's your second? Second?
Speaker 1: They have Kendrick Lamar, I would put kench Lamar probably
Speaker 1: so he's already there, would already I would have put
Speaker 1: him as to No, okay, what is your tune?
Speaker 2: Probably too would be eminem maybe yeah, so maybe it's
Speaker 2: either eminem eric or rock him.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: So so you got nas, so interchangeable would be notas eminem,
Speaker 4: so Na's number one, but interchangeable eminem and rock him.
Speaker 2: Rock him and then for five I'd go then sorry
Speaker 2: before I put like jay Z gay Z.
Speaker 1: Then I'd put like PC and interesting he is put you.
Speaker 2: Put above no, No, I mean kindred? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Interesting because this impact simple impact?
Speaker 2: Is that? So?
Speaker 1: Is that because I feel like I on skill, I'm
Speaker 1: not going on if you're going on impact when jay Z,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's had much more impact? Mean on
Speaker 1: hip hop as a genre?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're talking about? Where where has had
Speaker 2: so much impact? Really? Like I said, I love jay Z.
Speaker 2: I think he is a really good artist. I think
Speaker 2: he I'm dressed like him right now. Pretty Yeah he
Speaker 2: made it popular, he did, yeah he did?
Speaker 1: But like when it also the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when it comes to like, I just don't,
Speaker 2: I don't suck that.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you? What do you mean
Speaker 1: by impact?
Speaker 2: Specifically?
Speaker 1: What they what they? How have they shaped hip hop? Okay,
Speaker 1: because Kanye Kanye's been up there too. I think so
Speaker 1: if if if Eminem, if Eminem joined Trump's cabinet and
Speaker 1: illegalized rap as a genre, would he be the most
Speaker 1: impactful artist? That would be such a wild time, Beline,
Speaker 1: It's like it's all illegal.
Speaker 2: Now I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Nobody can do
Speaker 2: it anymore.
Speaker 1: And you mean it illegal?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Sun, Yeah, now I won. Yeah he rhymes the whole
Speaker 1: time he did. That's how he talks. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: declared martial law in Korea. Yeah, oh that was the thing.
Speaker 1: But but then they stopped.
Speaker 2: It's just it was like law because the Koreans are
Speaker 2: the Koreans don't have a military that would vaporize them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's been. I saw like all the civilians are
Speaker 1: like there.
Speaker 4: I saw the civilian do like one of those fucking
Speaker 4: judo and pushed one of the dudes away and he
Speaker 4: didn't kill him. And I was like that is night
Speaker 4: and day from over here. You touched one of them
Speaker 4: and put show.
Speaker 1: Me to ask a cop? Where's the movie theater? You're dead?
Speaker 1: He's shooting before he even gets it on. Do you
Speaker 1: remembering automatics? A semi automatic? Loads of stomach my bullets
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I fear for my life. Acorn, acorn
Speaker 1: fell in the car? Where's the highway?
Speaker 2: Insane? Fucking loads too? He reloads, he during the spray.
Speaker 2: I fear for my life, my life. That little girl scared.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 4: I always loved those videos say that before they start shooting,
Speaker 4: I far from my life.
Speaker 1: They do? They do it sound fair. I'm in fear.
Speaker 1: I'm in fear. Actually I love it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I don't love the videos, but their videos of.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: I love them in a cosmic because it like reinforces
Speaker 1: how little I think of them. But anytime there's a
Speaker 1: video of like a chihuahua or something runs up to
Speaker 1: a cop and he just guns it into missed, and
Speaker 1: you're just like, You're like, yo, how do you expect
Speaker 1: anybody to care about you as a person, dude? I
Speaker 1: fear for my life.
Speaker 4: A cop recently blew away. I think it was a
Speaker 4: mom and I think a two month year old two
Speaker 4: months old or something like a like an infant. It
Speaker 4: just blew and they described how his head just popped.
Speaker 1: That's so sad. So do that. Wait, what happened? What's
Speaker 1: the story I I need?
Speaker 4: I didn't, so I didn't read the whole thing because
Speaker 4: it's a little too morbid. I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I saw someone talking about I wonder who's in the wrong.
Speaker 4: I was just like, I was I laughing. I was like,
Speaker 4: that is so crazy, Like I'm I don't.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things where a lot of
Speaker 4: times I'll watch some I'll catch up on politics while
Speaker 4: I'm playing a game. Yeah, and I was watching a
Speaker 4: stream and was talking about this, and I just paused.
Speaker 1: It, and I was like skipping forward.
Speaker 4: Oh, Like at a certain point, you're like, okay, I
Speaker 4: can't get too morbid. It's like someone started to talk
Speaker 4: about like Gaza Polstein or anything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I got.
Speaker 4: A yeah, a little little forward. It's gonna it's gonna
Speaker 4: ruin my experience. So I didn't and it's not gonna
Speaker 4: change my opinion exactly, like exactly. So I didn't get
Speaker 4: the gist of what happened, but ill I heard like
Speaker 4: I started skipping forward when when I started talking about
Speaker 4: the you know, it was kind of like a shock article.
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about that first and then get into the details.
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, I really, I just the people
Speaker 2: that should be cops should be motherfuckers will of being
Speaker 2: like super soldiers, like motherfuckers that are jamly like oh yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Like disciplined, like you're like you're the best. You're the
Speaker 1: best kind of person to be a cop. Look man, Instead,
Speaker 1: it's just terrified anxiety, real people. Yeah, people the way
Speaker 1: to fucking barrel rolls when an acorn hits a windshield.
Speaker 4: It's too easy to become a copy. Even people even
Speaker 4: say like like when last time I got my haircut,
Speaker 4: I was looking at the dude's license and seeing what
Speaker 4: and when it got renewed and everything like the barber,
Speaker 4: and I was.
Speaker 1: Thinking, like, cops.
Speaker 2: Cops don't have anything like this.
Speaker 4: There's no there's no license, there's no renew there's no
Speaker 4: you just take your six month training or.
Speaker 2: Whatever, yeah, and then you're good.
Speaker 4: You're pretty much good or what however long it is
Speaker 4: now because I don't know, I know it changes on where.
Speaker 2: You walk, because it's like they're always like animalize us
Speaker 2: and you make us and it's like, dude, because of
Speaker 2: look at look at what happened. It's always how you
Speaker 2: behave like like like it's like it's like when you
Speaker 2: do like really critical thought of like like groups right,
Speaker 2: like like fucking bench being like you. The behaviors are
Speaker 2: seem to be cultural, and it's like, well, there there
Speaker 2: are things that coincide with these behaviors. These are things
Speaker 2: that happen. But like, look at why you get from
Speaker 2: point A to point B. It's a response. It's never
Speaker 2: it's never a simple like bad because bad. It's always like, uh,
Speaker 2: you get to point B because point A exists to
Speaker 2: get there. But for cops, it's like so consistently they suck,
Speaker 2: like so consistently fortunate. Often what's clear the people in
Speaker 2: my FATA, cops are the suckier people.
Speaker 1: They are their dickheads.
Speaker 4: Even if they don't start off that way, they they
Speaker 4: join a gang because cops are fucking gang.
Speaker 1: There's a period where I think the cops are like
Speaker 1: really great. I think like maybe like the first three
Speaker 1: months on the job. One of my see videos, you know,
Speaker 1: like the hot pulls over plays basketball with the kids.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, alright, cool, whatever. I guess I've met great cops.
Speaker 1: And then that person's like on the news fifteen months later,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Like I've met great cops money laundering or something. At
Speaker 2: the very least, they're doing something and they're not.
Speaker 1: Bad people eating a giraffe live.
Speaker 4: Just like they're playing fucking Dragon's dogma is climbing on
Speaker 4: the eating it.
Speaker 1: A police officer is That would be.
Speaker 2: A sick boss battle really, because they're fucking knees just
Speaker 2: running to bang out of a war cammer that.
Speaker 4: They fight the way the way they just put spikes
Speaker 4: like on the neck and ship and put like a
Speaker 4: helmet on the draft and that ship's going crazy.
Speaker 1: I had to just touch a draft and I didn't
Speaker 1: do it, and I feel like a bitch for not
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: Why would you not do it? Because if it would
Speaker 2: have graduated, I could have lifted threw me off their man.
Speaker 2: I would have been on the thing with like rhinos
Speaker 2: and ship. I think they're like, I would have died.
Speaker 2: Are you not touching it?
Speaker 1: They're going extinct drafts? Yeah, I don't think they're going
Speaker 1: extint Yeah they are.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's happening. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Weird why so I thought that was true. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's surprised me when I see, like, you know this,
Speaker 1: this animal is gonna go like yeah, right, it makes
Speaker 1: makes sense the world. I just feel like they're too
Speaker 1: tall and not go extinct. I feel like they're breathing
Speaker 1: in the the bad air. I feel like that bad
Speaker 1: air is high lower down the good air. Bad air
Speaker 1: rises why math science? But why though? I understand, Like
Speaker 1: why man? Because because good air is more, Because good
Speaker 1: air there's more.
Speaker 4: He's not like Biden right now, dude, But it rise
Speaker 4: to the The bad air rides to the son's penis.
Speaker 1: The bad air rises above the bird layer. My son's
Speaker 1: penis is pardon do you know what the bird you
Speaker 1: misunderstood me?
Speaker 2: I didn't pardon. My son a part in his penis.
Speaker 1: He's going to jail. His penis will be remain free.
Speaker 1: On the other this is a hole in his cell
Speaker 1: where his dick is hanging outside. It's outside, it's outside,
Speaker 1: the getting linked laught by every random.
Speaker 2: Just misunderstand what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I'm a man of principal. His penis did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: It was a victim penis. Or maybe it's the opposite.
Speaker 1: Maybe his penises in jail. Yeah, he's like and he's
Speaker 1: free his penis to the crime. Yeah, penis. His penis
Speaker 1: is a week. He doesn't wheeze. It's like a really
Speaker 1: tiny car trying to start. It's it's so good you
Speaker 1: see somebody.
Speaker 4: Uh, because they were saying that, they were thinking about
Speaker 4: putting up a statue abide it, and then it was
Speaker 4: the question was what should his quote be? And then
Speaker 4: people were fucking replagued with ship like that was it
Speaker 4: was so good. I remember him for that ship it
Speaker 4: should be look fat that that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looks fat. That's that's great. He said, look fat,
Speaker 1: that's fat guy, that's great.
Speaker 4: I've never i I to this day, I have never
Speaker 4: heard anybody use it like that. And that's to me
Speaker 4: when people grossly misused based nowadays, it's it's to me,
Speaker 4: it's dead.
Speaker 1: It's it's so many ws. It's said, how many words
Speaker 1: just die?
Speaker 4: Right, you know, But like that calling someone just straight
Speaker 4: up fat, look fat, look calm up fat, that's based.
Speaker 1: Like that's amazing. I've never heard that before. Colleagues, any
Speaker 1: what they are in that way is crazy exactly like
Speaker 1: look gay, I don't Yeah, that's like That's why.
Speaker 2: That's why I've always said, like somebody calling me black,
Speaker 2: you said to be dumb black.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not you black? Look black like that.
Speaker 4: That's gonna catch me off guard if someone literally did
Speaker 4: that to me, that I look black and someone called
Speaker 4: me a silly black one times, and it really hurts me,
Speaker 4: and that's really hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: I was like what I was like, I left playing basketball.
Speaker 2: And I was like walking home like silly black because
Speaker 2: it's so demeaning.
Speaker 1: It's meaning in a fucking your gab gabba ass.
Speaker 2: It's like you you you, I know what you think
Speaker 2: of me, but you don't have the gall to call
Speaker 2: me that. And you know it bothers me when it
Speaker 2: comes from people that you clearly and and I'm not
Speaker 2: talking about like ethnically or anything, but clearly you're just
Speaker 2: a superior being to this person, but they think lower
Speaker 2: than you.
Speaker 4: You're like, You're like, it's how the fun do you
Speaker 4: think you're better than me? Like just sloppy, shitty, smelly,
Speaker 4: fucking dumb losers. And then they're like saying some shit
Speaker 4: about you.
Speaker 1: Cinder blocks, they got like a ship, they got like
Speaker 1: a warhammer, figuring sticking out of their asshole, and they're like,
Speaker 1: what do you know about fucking superiority? You don't even
Speaker 1: know about the blazing Angels. That's great, she had CEO
Speaker 1: of the health insurance company. They got murked in fucking
Speaker 1: midtown Manhattan.
Speaker 2: Yet no, someone strolled upon him and shot him four
Speaker 2: times in midtown Manhattan in daylight, mid time.
Speaker 1: Manhattan is such a crazy place to be shot with
Speaker 1: a It was a silencer too, Dude, did you see
Speaker 1: how long I haven't seen a gun like that outside
Speaker 1: of Tom Clancy ever, Like, I don't think've ever. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever in person seen a gun with
Speaker 1: the sounds are on it. No is Why would you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because most people that can make gun crimes or
Speaker 4: doing it very impulsively, so they have no thought of
Speaker 4: I need a noise compressor, I need to Like there,
Speaker 4: who's a like, No, one's.
Speaker 1: Also a noise compressor, so you like it doesn't it
Speaker 1: doesn't actually do anything? No, that it does.
Speaker 2: It does a lot, but it's like the context people
Speaker 2: use guns, they don't need, right.
Speaker 1: It does a lot in the context of a war zone, yes,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't do a lot in the context of
Speaker 1: like if somebody shoots a gun with the suns are
Speaker 1: on it in the middle of Manhattan. You're gonna hear it? Still,
Speaker 1: maybe not because how Manhattan.
Speaker 2: At three am.
Speaker 1: Different?
Speaker 2: Right? That guy?
Speaker 1: That looks pretty late, although it's winter, so like, who
Speaker 1: knows it? It can either be three am or fucking
Speaker 1: four pm. I hate this time, but it's it is
Speaker 1: interesting that it's how premeditated that is. That is just
Speaker 1: having that on at all. It's like, okay, you're you,
Speaker 1: you know exactly what you're doing.
Speaker 2: He pulls out a gun and it takes too long
Speaker 2: for the fully revealed You're like, oh, shit is really bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean, look at man, I'm I feel
Speaker 1: like there's gonna be a lot of vigilante justice happening.
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
Speaker 1: Things are gonna get weird, especially with the hilarious characters
Speaker 1: we have in the cabinet. Shit is it's just getting
Speaker 1: better and better?
Speaker 2: Did you He's thinking about putting Disantas as a fucking
Speaker 2: Secretary of Defense and it's like.
Speaker 1: Stop because he can tiptoe over there already. Did you
Speaker 1: see that, cash matel Do you see that dude? I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is? Just look at his face?
Speaker 4: So cash MATEL is somebody who was already pardoned, and
Speaker 4: he was pardoned because he was doing some shady ship before. Cool,
Speaker 4: but he for damn I forgot what he's gonna be
Speaker 4: in charge in. But just looking at this guy's he's
Speaker 4: a full on q and on fucking nut job. Actually,
Speaker 4: like straight up yeah, he's like totally And I was
Speaker 4: just like, oh cool, I like how this guy's gonna
Speaker 4: be running ship. But I want to show you what
Speaker 4: he looks like because it's more about what he looks
Speaker 4: like is crazy, because.
Speaker 2: It's like people, these people that are supposed to be
Speaker 2: in places of power getting pardoned.
Speaker 1: I want to show it.
Speaker 2: Then people that trying department.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is got He's gonna be nominated for
Speaker 4: department defense.
Speaker 2: With this guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was like he's but it's not even that
Speaker 4: he's just cross sidy. Also, he might have that thyroid
Speaker 4: issue where his eyes are all bugged out. He looks
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh this is this is does
Speaker 4: this look like? First of all, I say that that's
Speaker 4: me being generous. I think what's really happening is he's
Speaker 4: insane because he's a fucking QAnon freak. He's one of
Speaker 4: these freak assholes that are like, oh, everybody needs to
Speaker 4: be rounded up that opposed Trump. But then he says
Speaker 4: he says this to to for plausible deniability. He's like,
Speaker 4: in a legal sense, we need to go after them
Speaker 4: where it will be civil or like criminal. Man, I
Speaker 4: was like, that is literally not what you mean, asshole.
Speaker 1: To look a lot crazier, I got it to look
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 4: If he look like that, you would already have known
Speaker 4: about him. But I'm like, I just want to zoom
Speaker 4: in a little bit more to like really get thet's
Speaker 4: get the full picture.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be the guy. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: the guy.
Speaker 2: That is his eyes. If he walked on a train
Speaker 2: that I was on, I would get off the train.
Speaker 2: It is one thousand. I would avoid eye contact for sure.
Speaker 2: The eyes. It's the eyes. It's one that's of course.
Speaker 2: It's it's not his brown skin. I mean, it's surprising
Speaker 2: that they're letting him in vivic on the train because
Speaker 2: I'm have their their I know Vivik has his billions.
Speaker 1: He's trying. I saw tears because this man is gonna
Speaker 1: be and he's gonna be in charge of our defense.
Speaker 2: Like this gentleman here, let me I'll just kicking my
Speaker 2: as this guy.
Speaker 4: Would you do you trust that guy to make rast decisions?
Speaker 4: For like, it's it is hilarious. I'm I'm actually one.
Speaker 1: Of the most piercing gays I've ever seen since the Romans.
Speaker 1: I feel pretty good now, though, I'm you know, I forget.
Speaker 4: I feel pretty I feel pretty good though I'm be honest,
Speaker 4: I know there's a lot of people that are still.
Speaker 1: Prop him up like that, like he's a guess, like
Speaker 1: he's joining us from FaceTime.
Speaker 4: I just feel like I feel good though, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like I'm past the the I'm past them.
Speaker 1: I'm acceptance. I'm at acceptance at the level I'm there.
Speaker 2: I'm spathetic right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm interested to see, like I'm kind of trying
Speaker 1: to figure out, like what the net positives of this
Speaker 1: insanity is going to be like, because I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit mean, but like if you think about it,
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, you have parents who are going to
Speaker 1: be like on the RFK train and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give my kids any vaccines, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: theoretically speaking, the brain chemistry that leads a parent to
Speaker 1: decide that about their their child. It's it's likely gonna
Speaker 1: kind of stem, you know what I mean hopefully you know,
Speaker 1: like that's sad, this is what happens, but it's I
Speaker 1: mean happens. I hope that what happened is that.
Speaker 2: That's the best case scenario. Really, Like he's gonna he's
Speaker 2: gonna skirt. He's gonna skate the first few years on
Speaker 2: whatever has been happening now, the objectively improving.
Speaker 1: Where's your fucking cheese seats?
Speaker 2: I already had that ship. Did girt today? Gert? You
Speaker 2: do not abbreviate yogurt to Gert. You do not do that.
Speaker 2: I know, you know.
Speaker 1: That is why yo yo today, I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: If it's gonna happen, is right, they're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 2: go different things off sucking, They're gonna start sucking. I's
Speaker 2: gonna blame everybody under the fucking son. There's gonna be
Speaker 2: a liberal person that comes in if we don't, if
Speaker 2: we don't change the way the liberal medium works, is
Speaker 2: just gonna have another Republican president again. Because we need
Speaker 2: we need to revamp, we need the liberal media, like
Speaker 2: site guys used to change into liberal media.
Speaker 1: We have to change because we own Alex Jones to
Speaker 1: turn coat, and like he's gonna be like the I'm
Speaker 1: the liberal Trump's gone too far, Trump's gone too far, wake.
Speaker 4: And I'm I'm I'm the progression that you always needed.
Speaker 4: And then people are gonna be like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: thank you Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: And Alex Jones comes out He's like, hey, I took
Speaker 1: a pill. No demons. Turns out turns out sorry.
Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton is not a demon, turns not smell like sulfur.
Speaker 2: It turns out she just suck.
Speaker 1: Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: What I did was wrong, and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: Crazy how Like there's so many there's so many conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories and they all could just be simply explained by Ah,
Speaker 1: they just suck. It's like, oh, that's an alien or
Speaker 1: like al the magic in that I guess it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a bunch of people who really want anime
Speaker 1: to be Really if you believe, if you believe.
Speaker 2: It, sorry, anyone that believes in God. If you believe
Speaker 2: in God, it can believe in any bullshit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's necessarily that alone. I think,
Speaker 1: not alone, but I think people. I think people can
Speaker 1: believe in any bullshit whatever. And that's why it's like reverse,
Speaker 1: It's yeah, the thing is because I've talked about this before,
Speaker 1: that's like, that's the foundation that the people if you
Speaker 1: just look at statistically, the people that believe the crazy shit,
Speaker 1: they do believe in the idea of heaven and hell
Speaker 1: and the whole battle is good and evil. I wonder
Speaker 1: how many of people it's weird because like I feel
Speaker 1: like religion seems bigger than it is. And what I
Speaker 1: mean by that is what I mean by that is
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people who are religious or like spiritual,
Speaker 1: Like I know a lot of people who like believe
Speaker 1: in like God in like a in like a vague
Speaker 1: sense where it's just like yeah, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if it's really true,
Speaker 1: but like I don't know, it's like something you know,
Speaker 1: they're like centrist yeah, and it's just like okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. But that's most people that I meet, Like
Speaker 1: I very rarely meet like somebody who's like the Bible's
Speaker 1: like real, you know what I mean. Like, so like
Speaker 1: I'm very curious about like this the numbers, and so
Speaker 1: like all those people are going to say they're Chritian
Speaker 1: or fucking whatever just because it's like fuck, who cares?
Speaker 1: But how many of them are like real? I think
Speaker 1: this and much more.
Speaker 4: I think I think like a lot of even say,
Speaker 4: when you look at the voting numbers, a lot of
Speaker 4: people are hiding their power levels. A lot of people
Speaker 4: that said they're undercided voters or people that were unsure
Speaker 4: people are this, this, that people are libertarian, this that
Speaker 4: they're all Trump supporters. They're all kind of over Trump.
Speaker 4: They know how embarrassing it is, and they like to
Speaker 4: hide their power level. And I feel like with religion,
Speaker 4: a lot of them are, Like even Ben Shapiro one
Speaker 4: time he had a very uncomfortable conversation with Joe Rogan
Speaker 4: when Joe started talking to him about his Jewish faith
Speaker 4: and talking about like following the Sabbath and all this dumb,
Speaker 4: fucking bullshit, And then Benton was had to be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: think about it, because once you start thinking about it,
Speaker 4: starts getting a little like he recognizes and he had
Speaker 4: to acknowledge how fucking.
Speaker 1: Stupid and silly it is.
Speaker 4: But he has faith and I feel like a lot
Speaker 4: of people try to not talk about the silly shit.
Speaker 2: A lot of people, a lot of people have hypothetically
Speaker 2: I killed the Wristler.
Speaker 1: What happened is a lot of people are people are
Speaker 1: people would kill him fast. Ben Shapara caught on CCD
Speaker 1: camera footage picking up the rizzler from behind and smashing
Speaker 1: him out of the ground, over and over again, like
Speaker 1: an ape trying to get into like a box. First
Speaker 1: of all, I think, I think I think I was
Speaker 1: insane from laughing, Like I.
Speaker 8: Turned into the joker, like seeing Ben Shapiro of all people,
Speaker 8: just this scrowdy little pussy, but like this picking up
Speaker 8: a heavy set child that's smashing, smashing him.
Speaker 5: And over and then starting to think of why, how,
Speaker 5: how did this happen?
Speaker 1: How did this happen?
Speaker 2: What did he do? What was his reason?
Speaker 1: Why are they together?
Speaker 2: Well, there's so many questions.
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro, he reaches in, he reaches into the wreckage
Speaker 1: of the Wrissler, and he picks up a golden ticket.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a whole news story.
Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people are really just
Speaker 2: because of the fact they don't they are afraid of
Speaker 2: like what happens after life.
Speaker 1: People are afraid of oblivion, which it is.
Speaker 2: It is, it's a It doesn't even I get it, oblie,
Speaker 2: it doesn't even bother me because it's so conceptually insane
Speaker 2: that it's like, ah, whatever.
Speaker 1: The thing to me is that, like, I kind of
Speaker 1: don't understand how people don't grasp what that kind of
Speaker 1: nothing ness is. I think people grasp it. I think
Speaker 1: the thing is that it's frightening to grasp it.
Speaker 4: Why why it's frightening is because we are designed for survival.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I understand, like.
Speaker 2: But that's it.
Speaker 4: So when people start thinking of the idea of not existing,
Speaker 4: that is the antithesis of survival. So it just it
Speaker 4: on a genetic level, it frightens people, and so they
Speaker 4: try to use something. But to me, the idea of
Speaker 4: existing forever in some stupid clouded place frightens me way
Speaker 4: more than just.
Speaker 1: Not Yeah, that's way more terrifying to me. I would
Speaker 1: just imagine that this sounds awful. Yeah, it's just yeah.
Speaker 2: Because my because my firm belief I think that I
Speaker 2: think there is more complexity to the world, vastly more
Speaker 2: than we understand, and that'll always be a thing. I
Speaker 2: think there's just like way yeah, like way more like
Speaker 2: like taking a moment like whenever I see stars and
Speaker 2: I look at stars and I'm like, dude, those are
Speaker 2: like other suns.
Speaker 1: That's fucking a wild experience.
Speaker 2: Yea. And even from my observing point, outside of my
Speaker 2: observing point, there's still a whole fucking universe of things
Speaker 2: that exists. So there's so there's like that's the magic
Speaker 2: of the universe in real life, you know, like she
Speaker 2: like that is like still like wild and unbelievable, insane,
Speaker 2: that like that could even happen. Yeah, yep. And so
Speaker 2: but people people there, people's mindsets are too small sided
Speaker 2: that they're like, oh, but I'm gonna stop existing one day.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of that. And it's like it's it's scary, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you know, everything we haven't have will have been
Speaker 2: or will be will cease when it is frightening of course,
Speaker 2: and it means.
Speaker 4: Nothing, and it means nothing to the universe. I think
Speaker 4: that's the thing that people don't want to accept that too.
Speaker 4: That means nothing, like we are very few people, We're
Speaker 4: tiny dot in this vast universe, and some people want
Speaker 4: to resist that they want to think, No, I'm here
Speaker 4: for a reason I have could be everything.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I understand the same time, I agree
Speaker 2: it is nothing, but then it's also everything. You know,
Speaker 2: what do you mean because like because you're here to
Speaker 2: perceive it, and it's it's your entire being is here,
Speaker 2: like we we mean nothing, like very I think maybe
Speaker 2: four people that have existed truly mean anything on the
Speaker 2: scale of the universe. Maybe maybe four.
Speaker 1: Maybe eventually that will be the case.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe somebody that triggers something that destroys multiple galaxies.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: They probably probably they have not existed yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, I think I think Oppenheimer. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I think not in a good way. I
Speaker 1: think I think people, yeah, people to us we're talking
Speaker 1: about the universe.
Speaker 2: I think maybe him probably like their weapon was probably their.
Speaker 4: Weapon can barely will destroy the people on the planet,
Speaker 4: but will not destroy the planet.
Speaker 2: But I think that that that in a progression of
Speaker 2: like the like the people that create these small things,
Speaker 2: that the things that they create, as long as humanity exists,
Speaker 2: wherever we end up, if we decide to go actually
Speaker 2: leave the planet and go do something magnificent or something
Speaker 2: like that. If there, if we exist smill enough, they're
Speaker 2: in perpetuality, we will eventually like, oh, the person that
Speaker 2: started that as a really like the person that made
Speaker 2: the first boat. You know, technically they matter a lot
Speaker 2: on the scale of humanity. Yeah, but I'm talking about
Speaker 2: the scale of the universe. So I think if we
Speaker 2: go further enough, maybe so right now, no, so I
Speaker 2: guess right now, you are right.
Speaker 4: No, it's too like, it's too we're it is we're
Speaker 4: too young, We're too like, wait, we don't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck's going on in the older beginning parts of
Speaker 4: the universe where the big bang.
Speaker 1: You know, I wonder what the fuck's going.
Speaker 4: On over there, dude, probably like everybody has like this
Speaker 4: huge hard dicks and like, you know, like they're they're
Speaker 4: so advanced that eat cock is fucking It's just they're
Speaker 4: so amazingly advanced to where the idea like any one
Speaker 4: person over there or whatever you would call them, would
Speaker 4: be considered a god over here because they're just so awesome,
Speaker 4: because they're so much older and ship.
Speaker 2: If there is life over there, which there has to be,
Speaker 2: right in other parts of the.
Speaker 4: Universe, you assume you'd have to you have to be well,
Speaker 4: just by the sheer numbers, just by even how things work. Technically,
Speaker 4: there should be even multiverses just by sure, just manatics
Speaker 4: multiple and you can't quantify.
Speaker 1: That, well yeah you can. No, No, you can't. Oh,
Speaker 1: multi doesn't imply infinite necessarily, No, it just it could
Speaker 1: be like fifteen.
Speaker 4: Yes, But it's just like we can't quantify how many
Speaker 4: there is. So that's that's right, So like there's probably
Speaker 4: like twelve.
Speaker 2: We we can't think of it like this, We can't remember, right,
Speaker 2: that's true. So how the fuck are we gonna how
Speaker 2: are we gonna quantify anything outside of our person We
Speaker 2: won't even take.
Speaker 1: I think what what you were trying to say any
Speaker 1: think before was like, if let's say, like nuclear energy
Speaker 1: leads us to like space faring, civilization and theory go
Speaker 1: for theoretically, that would that would mean that Oppenheimer is
Speaker 1: very important even on like a very.
Speaker 4: Important or not very important, but humans, but I would
Speaker 4: still stay not to the universe because we can't get
Speaker 4: outside of the galloy.
Speaker 1: If humans destroy the universe with with the help of
Speaker 1: the it's interesting to think that, like like anything thing,
Speaker 1: we don't have the power we don't really have the
Speaker 1: power to even destroy the world.
Speaker 2: Maybe, uh, mate.
Speaker 4: I would have to I would have to actually make
Speaker 4: someone who's way smarter than us would have to quantify
Speaker 4: is there enough bombs to actually blow up the earth proper?
Speaker 2: I think for life for a period that's enough. That's
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I think that's been that's been the case since the
Speaker 1: Cold War, that we can destroy the world several times
Speaker 1: over which they mean people, I think sixteen pounds of
Speaker 1: t n T do it? Yeah, did you just drop
Speaker 1: it into the core? You know, light light a really
Speaker 1: long fuse and no, no, it wouldn't even blow up.
Speaker 1: It would be like, gone, that's that's incorrect.
Speaker 2: It's definitely just sixteen pounds.
Speaker 1: Like you said, Yeah, sixteen pounds. So uh so.
Speaker 4: Uh Apparently, apparently, apparently if we're going to talk about
Speaker 4: the universe shattering stuff or I guess something that I
Speaker 4: would perceive that should be politically Yeah. Apparently, as I
Speaker 4: talked about Nick Flintes and uh, I was talking about
Speaker 4: destiny and little things like that, about discort leaks and
Speaker 4: shit like that, Well, apparently people were speculating because there's
Speaker 4: a couple of footage that leaked of Destiny, you know,
Speaker 4: sucking awesome dudes.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, yeah, and some people were surprised.
Speaker 4: I think, like, say, when I was talking to you guys,
Speaker 4: I had no idea that Destiny was by and so
Speaker 4: I think really a lot of the biggest surprises there
Speaker 4: might be a lot of people that didn't know. Apparently
Speaker 4: there's a lot of people that didn't know, and They're like,
Speaker 4: why is anyone surprised?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, how the fuck did you.
Speaker 1: I just never heard anybody talk about it. I think
Speaker 1: openly admitted it.
Speaker 4: That's what I've never heard him talk about. I've I'm
Speaker 4: so uninterested in anything that has to do with Destiny,
Speaker 4: like as far as him as a person, like as
Speaker 4: far as like like, oh, what is his hobbies or anything?
Speaker 4: Or sex, I just didn't care to me and like,
Speaker 4: oh he had a wife and he was polyamorous, because
Speaker 4: I've heard people talk about that, but I've never heard
Speaker 4: people say within the same breath that like, oh, he's
Speaker 4: fucking dudes, just sucking off dudes.
Speaker 2: I never heard that.
Speaker 4: So anyway, long story short, people were saying around the
Speaker 4: time that one of the videos leaked or whatever, or
Speaker 4: when he was talking about Nick flint Is coming over
Speaker 4: and talking about to somebody that he was like having
Speaker 4: some dude eat his ass and he was like sucking
Speaker 4: some dude off in a car.
Speaker 1: They're saying it was Nick flint Is, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: is that true?
Speaker 4: Though, See, it hasn't been confirmed. So people that have,
Speaker 4: you know, severe autism, are trying to do their due diligence,
Speaker 4: you know, like the capture of the flag thing with
Speaker 4: the he will not divide us so.
Speaker 1: That people found hype the hyper the hyper gifted. People
Speaker 1: will get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 4: As of right now, there's no definitive proof that it's
Speaker 4: Nick Quint's people. I desperately would love it to be
Speaker 4: Nick Flint's because then it would just make it.
Speaker 1: Would be so funny. It's so there's one.
Speaker 4: So apparently there's two videos because to people, we are
Speaker 4: describing them because I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 4: read this what's going on here? And the stream that
Speaker 4: I was watching describe He's like, I watched it for
Speaker 4: for educational purposes, and then he was saying that there
Speaker 4: was one that it's definitely not Nick, but then there's
Speaker 4: another one that could be. But if there's just no confirmation.
Speaker 4: The only reason I think that it's possible is just
Speaker 4: because I full fledged think Nickquints is gay.
Speaker 1: I think so too. I just don't think he's done it.
Speaker 1: I think he's too. He's an incel uh in a
Speaker 1: way that I think even affects.
Speaker 6: That I I don't know, man, I feel because he
Speaker 6: hung out with that cat boy and I'm pretty sure
Speaker 6: they fucked, Like I don't know, because there's no meme
Speaker 6: in hanging out with that extremely gauged catboy streamer.
Speaker 4: There was There's no he was supposed to do it, like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is ironic or some shit. I'm like, there's nothing.
Speaker 4: There's nothing ironic about You're just hanging out with a
Speaker 4: gay guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just doing it. Yeah, you're you're.
Speaker 4: On a date with a gay guy going to an
Speaker 4: arcade and ship Like cool. I'll go with my homies
Speaker 4: like that, But I'm not gonna hang on this random
Speaker 4: ga guy I wants to fuck me.
Speaker 1: That's weird, Like if he if he.
Speaker 4: Actively is, Like so, I hope that's the case, because
Speaker 4: it's just it makes the story juicy.
Speaker 1: It really is the only thing that truly makes the
Speaker 1: story juicy.
Speaker 4: But otherwise I don't give a fuck if if Destiny
Speaker 4: is like, hey, I'm into being fucking splayed, like like
Speaker 4: like the fucking what do they call those? Those the vikings, dude,
Speaker 4: those eagle sacrifice things.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 1: A blood eagle. I would care if I found out
Speaker 1: a friend of mine liked specifically to be blood eagle.
Speaker 1: First of all, how are you recovering?
Speaker 2: That's yeah, with works in the Lord, anything is possible.
Speaker 1: Facte Okay, I do I take that back. I would
Speaker 1: care if somehow Destiny survived a bloody eagle live to
Speaker 1: tell about it. Ropes, but it is a common occurrence
Speaker 1: for him that he just like get into like a
Speaker 1: machine that he made. He gets into this machine that
Speaker 1: like displays it on it and puts him back together.
Speaker 1: Imagine amazing. I think that way. I think that about
Speaker 1: a lot of things that I see people do Around'm like,
Speaker 1: how'd you get good at this without dying? First, it's
Speaker 1: like people like park poor people. I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: you even you start small? Well? Yeah, but like what's.
Speaker 2: Small that you have to learn how to fall?
Speaker 1: No, they don't fall specifically, I could.
Speaker 2: Fall, well, no, you don't know how to fall.
Speaker 1: I know how to fall. You can fall. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: how to fall. You don't know how to fall.
Speaker 2: In a way that you don't injure yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a different situation. Isn't fall safely? That's what even.
Speaker 2: Deciety, They don't how to fall correctly. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's a correct way to fall. It is.
Speaker 1: I think there's a the way they fall away, we
Speaker 1: fall out of the same way. There's the wrong way
Speaker 1: to fall if they can fall.
Speaker 2: So there are different ways of falling than what you're saying.
Speaker 2: There's it's falling to survive and it's falling. Like how
Speaker 2: our dumb as would every fall off.
Speaker 4: I would just say saying there's the right way to fall,
Speaker 4: it would inginue with that the people falling is no
Speaker 4: that falling is difficult or well there's still to fall.
Speaker 4: Not only that the skill to falling, but say falling
Speaker 4: is something that should happen if it's the right way
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 2: Uh, falling is something that happens and it will happen. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: if everyone's felt I don't know how to fall. Can
Speaker 2: I never fall because I don't know how to do it?
Speaker 1: You can't fall correctly.
Speaker 2: So there's falling and.
Speaker 1: Somebody doesn't genuinely doesn't understand, and then they they they
Speaker 1: trip while they're doing like a that and then they
Speaker 1: just kind of like they like flip, kind of.
Speaker 2: Like Michael Jackson lean.
Speaker 1: They just like they're about to fall, but then they
Speaker 1: come back. Have you seen those videos? It's like, no,
Speaker 1: I saw a video, yes, Smooth Criminal. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't hear. I can't hear. You just keep saying,
Speaker 1: but is mine I saw a video. I saw a
Speaker 1: video yesterday of Smooth Criminal, but every note was C.
Speaker 2: Have you seen these? But I've seen things like that.
Speaker 1: Shit is I fucking I? It was not in a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole with these videos.
Speaker 2: I fuck around autotune all the time.
Speaker 4: Man, Like I'll put like I'll put regular songs in
Speaker 4: a in a just different notes, sometimes even my own
Speaker 4: like covers. So before I, like say, I'll use a
Speaker 4: little bit of pitch correction if something's like, ah, this.
Speaker 2: Is a little off.
Speaker 4: But before I do that, I put it in something
Speaker 4: has no business being in. Like if I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: this this is like a B minor or something, and
Speaker 4: then I'll just put it in like G major or something.
Speaker 1: I'll just put it in. It because it's just hilariousespecially
Speaker 1: putting something in major when it's minor. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It is funny, it sounds so fuck it.
Speaker 2: Really for it really is.
Speaker 1: It really shows how important like music theory actually is
Speaker 1: to like to like actually getting the proper emotions. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: like imagine if imagine, like the ending of Wicked was
Speaker 1: like bagpipes, you know what I mean, it would be
Speaker 1: such an embarrassing like no one would care at all.
Speaker 3: Your bud is mine, Yeah, bud is mine, Yeah, budd
Speaker 3: is mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bud is mine.
Speaker 3: Your budd is mine, Your bud is mine, Your bud
Speaker 3: is mine, your butt, your bud is mine, your butt
Speaker 3: is mine, Your butt is fucking mine.
Speaker 1: Your bud is mine, it's mine.
Speaker 3: Your buddy is really mine, your budd is mine, it's mine.
Speaker 2: Yep, budd is.
Speaker 3: Really mine, bud is mine, yep, budd is redom mine.
Speaker 1: And who that's it's right now. We tell you once
Speaker 1: get your but.
Speaker 2: But but but but but but but but and it's
Speaker 2: just people fucking it's just dude, there's there. It looks
Speaker 2: there are moments where men look like rag dolls, how
Speaker 2: brutally they're getting. I forgot what was happening.
Speaker 1: I don't either. This is a music video when they're
Speaker 1: in like the parking structure or something, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think yeah, yeah, bad, Yeah, I know that because that's
Speaker 1: the that's the fat because yeah, the fact, because he
Speaker 1: did the video in the same exact place, right, it's
Speaker 1: the same set. That's hilarious saying oh when.
Speaker 4: They're screaming hole and then he actually brings out a
Speaker 4: literal hole like a garden tool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like stupid that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That tickled me. I guess we'll read
Speaker 1: questions because I really don't remember what I really have
Speaker 1: no recollection of what happened before then.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but your bud.
Speaker 1: Is much Phantom Rosewood two Divine Swindle of Chaos Road
Speaker 1: and he says hello to the YouTube performerly known as
Speaker 1: Chris Reagan, my FA my favorite Christian conservative political commentator
Speaker 1: and king of bad takes true. This is all three
Speaker 1: of us, So you're the I would assume you're the
Speaker 1: favorite Christian conservative political commentator, and he's the kick about
Speaker 1: it takes.
Speaker 2: I guess so that sounds about right.
Speaker 1: Facts facts, He says, Uh, Papa, do any of you
Speaker 1: have any automatic non starters? For a potential partner that
Speaker 1: would override their physical attractiveness. Example, would you find example Chris,
Speaker 1: would you find? Would you still find Julia Louis Driver
Speaker 1: is attractive if she exclusively listened to Imagine Dragons out
Speaker 1: loud in public on repeat forever love you all so much?
Speaker 2: That's such a detrimental person though even like me, I
Speaker 2: don't even hate that.
Speaker 1: That would bother me. For first of all, it's not
Speaker 1: even so much about imagine dragons at that point, it's
Speaker 1: so much that it's all you listen to. Like the
Speaker 1: idea that if somebody only listened to imagine dragons or
Speaker 1: like one band exclusively out loud publicly like forever, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Like that would speak to me is like that's a
Speaker 1: red flag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not a trustworthy person. No, I wouldn't trust
Speaker 4: only exclusively listen to something like that, Like.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess they're loyal, but like that's psychotic level. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need that amount of loyalty, Like on my
Speaker 1: dumb ass friend in high school where I probably listened
Speaker 1: exclusively to Cradile Fields, but you would like wear cradle
Speaker 1: Field shirts all the time.
Speaker 2: Are like, hey, bro, Like.
Speaker 1: Why Carhart, you're doing you're gay.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It was pathetic and luckily he grew out of it eventually.
Speaker 4: But then he joined the Marines, and you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, well he died to me, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, that's great, he's fine. You know, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a I hate soldiers two.
Speaker 1: Feet shorter, but I know them friends in the military.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things, right, it's that you told
Speaker 1: that line.
Speaker 2: We're like, it is it is a shame that what happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's what happens if if it so happens,
Speaker 2: if you went in a military in the Vietnam era,
Speaker 2: you come back like, oh, fuck the military, if you're
Speaker 2: doing the military. If he was like nine eleven orything,
Speaker 2: you come back this insane, but like a different kind
Speaker 2: of insane.
Speaker 1: Where yeah, it's very different. You come back as a
Speaker 1: kind of racist. It is weird.
Speaker 2: Hodgies hobgies everywhere, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: It is super weird because like, but I have a
Speaker 1: very military Like my family has a lot of people
Speaker 1: in the military, and they're like very normal, like they understood,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh yeah, the fucking they don't care about you.
Speaker 1: You know, the military fuck them I have.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe I had one cousin it's close to
Speaker 2: the military and he's fucking missed now. And then I
Speaker 2: had my granddad and like two other cousins that I'm
Speaker 2: not really that close with, and they're definitely crazy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like, give guns to your kids, Like he.
Speaker 1: Give gun to give it. Give give the two year
Speaker 1: old an uzzy.
Speaker 2: I mean that kid could that kid could protect me
Speaker 2: better than I could protect him technically, but like he's.
Speaker 1: Also no, not technically at all. A two year old
Speaker 1: with an uzzy, he'd be fine. Figure out who's gonna
Speaker 1: kill himself. He'll kill the enemy. Two problem.
Speaker 2: Maybe he can load a both action and I could
Speaker 2: probably get around loading.
Speaker 1: One loading loading both actions is fun. It is a shame, man,
Speaker 1: because guns are kind of fun. And then they like
Speaker 1: I don't I just don't think they're fun.
Speaker 2: You don't think that. I don't agree that you think
Speaker 2: that I just don't agree. Every time I've shot out,
Speaker 2: just don't either way. It makes it feel bad.
Speaker 1: Really, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It don't make me feel good. I mean, a video
Speaker 2: game is a de tree of detachment to it where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, this is this is this is you're
Speaker 2: just thinking too much about what they can actually do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it just bothers me a lot. Well, you're not,
Speaker 1: but you're not bringing it to the fucking cub scouts.
Speaker 4: You're just you know, you're outside. He's just not separating it.
Speaker 4: But I feel like, I honestly, I don't mind that.
Speaker 4: I don't mind because to me, i'd rather citizens not
Speaker 4: have guns. So but even though I do enjoy and
Speaker 4: I've bought a gun, it's just if some you know,
Speaker 4: benevolent dictator that was like I want to protect our
Speaker 4: society were like civilians, regular people do have guns anymore,
Speaker 4: and then you know, all the freaks would cry.
Speaker 1: But I'd be like, oh good, there's gonna be way
Speaker 1: less death. That's gonna be cool. Yeah, I think the
Speaker 1: issue I don't know, man, but I like them though.
Speaker 4: I do like shooting them, shooting random ship in the desert,
Speaker 4: like fucking there's fun.
Speaker 2: Ye, Like just fucking blowing ship up.
Speaker 1: Its fun. There's something there is something about like handling
Speaker 1: like a boat, like loading it there is it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's like a tactile. It's almost like a like a
Speaker 1: fucking I don't even know, like like a bop it
Speaker 1: dude or something dude, like a fidget. It's like literally
Speaker 1: like a fidget thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, if I had a fidget like that, But
Speaker 9: like that is why, Like I just it doesn't it's
Speaker 9: this is a tool of death, like it's a death thing.
Speaker 2: But what the fact that's like, oh I like the
Speaker 2: fidget aspect of this tool of death, well insane, Like
Speaker 2: I just like it's not really that. If you have knives, yes,
Speaker 2: but knives are not what's a butterfly knive?
Speaker 1: Knives are not exclusively for not going to use a butterfly. Nfe,
Speaker 1: You're not going to cut butter with a butterfly knife. Yes,
Speaker 1: you might cut a butterfly with a butterfly knife. Though
Speaker 1: I have where is it? It's not here, actually it's
Speaker 1: I definitely have a butterfly mouse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had one when I was like young because
Speaker 4: I thought they were cool when I was like young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have won a house if someone gave me.
Speaker 1: It's literally like them.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like it's literally just like
Speaker 2: a fidget, like literally put away and I'm like I
Speaker 2: don't need this, but get it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I like guns are I like guns.
Speaker 1: I just think the issue with guns is that like
Speaker 1: you just yeah, you need I mean people, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too easy to the fact you don't have to pass
Speaker 1: really any kind of like that. It's so easy to
Speaker 1: get the fact that it's easier to get one of
Speaker 1: those that it is to get a car or like
Speaker 1: drive a car, well not buy a buy a car
Speaker 1: is a fucking hassle actually driving, but like being able
Speaker 1: to get a license for one, right, It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just I just don't like them.
Speaker 2: I use them every time I've used them, my be like,
Speaker 2: this just feels gross way better than I should be with them.
Speaker 2: Bothers me even more so, I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know why you're really weird. It's probably because of all right,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, this listening to one song for the actual,
Speaker 1: the the the real automatic non starter for like that
Speaker 1: would override any amount of attractive attractiveness is uh, hygiene, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one that's like immediate.
Speaker 2: That's the number one that's kind of like obvious. You
Speaker 2: know what. Else?
Speaker 1: There are people who, yes, I can't fathom. So I
Speaker 1: can't fathom those people, right, there are I was actually
Speaker 1: just watching.
Speaker 4: A documentary on some YouTuber and he was covering some
Speaker 4: I can't remember what the guy's name was, but he
Speaker 4: was some smelly fuck and there was footage of his
Speaker 4: gramma yelling at him about like how he never showers
Speaker 4: and all this stuff and what she was describing. And
Speaker 4: I was just thinking, like, I can't even imagine living
Speaker 4: or being near somebody like that. And see, I feel
Speaker 4: like it is though it's few and far between. Those
Speaker 4: people are anomalies and they're insane, right, But there's.
Speaker 2: Not wrong with obviously no one. No one's just unhygienic
Speaker 2: for no reason that is that. It's just in the
Speaker 2: modern world.
Speaker 1: There's there has to be something.
Speaker 2: Even animals don't like that ship like there's like animals
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I don't like being grossed.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on the water. Like even creatures aren't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: In the water to groom themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, they're like, oh, I don't like the way
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: I don't feel good like dogs and cats stuff like
Speaker 2: literally grooming themselves. They'll rather lick off the gunk on
Speaker 2: them and throw it back up than have that be
Speaker 2: on their body. It is kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: You know like there is that is it's like an anomaly.
Speaker 4: It's not even say, it's not even bestial, it's not
Speaker 4: even what is it? What is it's it's it's it's mental,
Speaker 4: it is some mental health issue. But yeah, so I
Speaker 4: feel like that is that's so standard that I almost
Speaker 4: feel like it doesn't even count to me. Well, there's
Speaker 4: also like there's also people who just there are people
Speaker 4: who just smell bad and I don't mean like necessarily
Speaker 4: bad in a way that's like, oh, they smell like garbage.
Speaker 1: So they're just like you could be like the hottest
Speaker 1: person in the world and if like if your scent
Speaker 1: is like just like I can't do it.
Speaker 4: I've never I've encountered that at least twice. The only
Speaker 4: time I just I don't. I don't think it to
Speaker 4: me because it's like human skin to me. It's like
Speaker 4: when people say like certain races have certain different like
Speaker 4: skin of skin.
Speaker 1: People are people. It is how they take care of themselves,
Speaker 1: even if they look hot.
Speaker 2: Well a lot of times look at this.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like this is one of the big
Speaker 4: things that I've noticed about people that say they don't exfoliate,
Speaker 4: they don't scrub, they usually have a weird smell. They're there,
Speaker 4: they have dead skin on their body, all their body,
Speaker 4: they don't they don't use anything to scrub, so they'll
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I just have like a bar soap
Speaker 4: and then and then just my hands, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: was there, Like say, I have a bar so I
Speaker 4: also have gel and and a loofah, but the bar
Speaker 4: soap that I have has these fucking scrubbing things on them.
Speaker 1: It actually is kind of rough.
Speaker 4: So like I basically, when you're leaving a layer of
Speaker 4: fucking filth on you, even when you in water, after
Speaker 4: a while, some people start smelling a little bit off,
Speaker 4: and I feel there's people that don't understand that that.
Speaker 4: I'm like, people who truly exfoliate and clean the dead
Speaker 4: skin off themselves smell neutral, and then they'll add other
Speaker 4: things to themselves. Sometimes people have like funky oils soaked
Speaker 4: into their clothes and they don't wash them correctly, and
Speaker 4: they smell weird because of that.
Speaker 1: I don't. I honestly just don't, you know, Like I.
Speaker 4: May even be in the minority, but I think in
Speaker 4: a more practical sense, the the science of people just
Speaker 4: like have these different smells, Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But that's I think that's crazy fat because that's literally
Speaker 1: fact fat.
Speaker 2: Some people just have different and it's like it's not
Speaker 2: a fence if not people, some people have a fence
Speaker 2: like some people just are not the fact. Can you
Speaker 2: give me some data on that people?
Speaker 1: Because I think of thinking people just different pheromones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that about that all the time.
Speaker 4: But I don't think anybody's actually heard somebody scientific talking
Speaker 4: about this.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's that granted, granted, granted that's what
Speaker 2: I said. I could be going this off of like
Speaker 2: people you're going, you're going on sciety saying I agree,
Speaker 2: I agree right now, I'm gonna tell you true right now.
Speaker 2: I have never myself directly looked into it, I know.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is I definitely know people who
Speaker 2: are scientists who have said this. I am talking directly
Speaker 2: about Bioto. There's a lot of scientists that Brogan's podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, no, not not.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing like people when I was in like
Speaker 2: my my like actual schooling for bioscience talking about pheromones.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: No, but look here's the thing.
Speaker 4: So this, here's the thing, this is The thing about science,
Speaker 4: things involving and people believing things, whether they're in school
Speaker 4: or not, or scientists or not. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: information that going around that oh, this is what we
Speaker 4: believed at the time, and now oh data strate. Thing
Speaker 4: is where I'm like, do you think a lot of
Speaker 4: people no, see, this is the one thing. There are
Speaker 4: certain things that as humans, like some people are thinking like, oh,
Speaker 4: you know how certain animals use certain smells to attract
Speaker 4: each other. And then I'm like, okay, we're not that animal.
Speaker 4: Like you know what I'm saying. People people like in
Speaker 4: a way that I'm like, hey, do say the closest
Speaker 4: animals that we are to I'm like, do they do that?
Speaker 4: You know, like the ones that we have the most.
Speaker 4: The thing is where people are like, oh, these animals
Speaker 4: have this, so you think this not exists. I'm like,
Speaker 4: we're not those animals. So when people try to say
Speaker 4: that we're like this, when we test on say animals,
Speaker 4: certain things, and it's like, here's a good base, but
Speaker 4: this is not exactly how it's going to interact on humans. First,
Speaker 4: we need to make sure it's okay on these animals.
Speaker 4: Now that they didn't destroy these animals. Now we can
Speaker 4: test on humans so we can have correct data.
Speaker 2: Which animals are anatomically very similar to us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then what's the next step. Now we need
Speaker 4: to test on humans. We do it on them first,
Speaker 4: but we can't just get conclusive evidence off of testing
Speaker 4: on those animals because they're not humans.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: But like when it when it comes to our humanity,
Speaker 2: the way we differ from most like mammals is simply consciousness.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: When it comes to like our autonomy, the things that
Speaker 2: are in our body, the way we like, Well, the
Speaker 2: thing is that because like you're saying, like if we
Speaker 2: test something for like diabetic research on a rat, right,
Speaker 2: a rat can get diabetes the same way human can
Speaker 2: experience it. So testing things like that on a rat
Speaker 2: is fine diabetic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's it's insane. So it sounds so morbid,
Speaker 2: get to it's not fine.
Speaker 1: It is we start with them. Well, but the thing
Speaker 1: and then once.
Speaker 2: There should there should be testing on humans as well.
Speaker 2: I never well, voluntary testing on humans as well. It's
Speaker 2: absolutely is. We can't.
Speaker 1: We can't just give things the humans without testing on humans. Well,
Speaker 1: but but the but the way it's done is like
Speaker 1: we start with animals first, because we're a shitty species. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we first we we test the lesser beings and then
Speaker 1: once they've cleared it, then we test. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: because it's a law.
Speaker 2: Like things like that, right where like this, things like
Speaker 2: that that will affect like usually like pheromones, uh, usually
Speaker 2: like things involving our systems and how our bodies work.
Speaker 2: It's kind of universal amongst the most creatures that are
Speaker 2: of the same kind of creature group, Like most birds
Speaker 2: uniformally will affect it the same way by most things
Speaker 2: and like within their bodies as most other birds. You
Speaker 2: just mentioned pheromones and birds, Well.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like like, for like, if you're testing a medication on
Speaker 2: humans or rats, it will usually be the same on humans.
Speaker 1: For the most part.
Speaker 2: There would be like a variety of certain differences, but
Speaker 2: most of the time, what it affects humans will affect
Speaker 2: animals the same way. Usually like drugs, dosage usually depends
Speaker 2: on the size, and some animals have higher like certain
Speaker 2: sizes decide of drugs like that, but usually for the
Speaker 2: most part, it will work the same between those groups.
Speaker 4: But it's more about like say why we have to
Speaker 4: test on humans for example of well, you have to touch
Speaker 4: the nervous of the finals of the fining thresholds. Many
Speaker 4: things like that, especially even humans because of their wiring.
Speaker 4: Well you start off with these things because but I
Speaker 4: don't even know this is some I don't know why
Speaker 4: we're getting to We're not on that, so I don't
Speaker 4: even know why we're talking about this.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like some people's scent is
Speaker 2: different from other people's because I would say that's it.
Speaker 2: I think, I just I think that's pretty simple. But
Speaker 2: I don't I don't have I don't have the concrete
Speaker 2: I would say, well, you know, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think it's it's like I grew up and a
Speaker 4: lot of people grew up even there's like I was
Speaker 4: listening to Kurt Kobang or something in the way, and
Speaker 4: he mentions that like fish don't have a you can't like,
Speaker 4: what is it, You can't hurt them because they have
Speaker 4: no feelings, or something like. It's in that there is
Speaker 4: a thing that people believe for a long time that like, oh,
Speaker 4: you can just you know, fishing, the fishing is great
Speaker 4: because fish don't feel pain.
Speaker 2: But but see, the thing is, I think it's just
Speaker 2: it's in the same level of like even some of
Speaker 2: the sciences kind of disputed when you look it up,
Speaker 2: and I think it's one of those things to where
Speaker 2: I just don't think people are looking enough into it.
Speaker 1: It's like vaccines, and so even when like people think
Speaker 1: vaccines are safe, look if somebody definitely weren't, but we.
Speaker 2: Have we have also a basis for the reason why
Speaker 2: the ones weren't safe or you know, I think they're
Speaker 2: just all kind of a nuts.
Speaker 1: But here here's I just don't know. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I just don't think anything.
Speaker 1: I'm a quirky guy that doesn't really believe in vaccine.
Speaker 1: I'm just a chill guy dog. But this is the
Speaker 1: pheromone thing.
Speaker 4: The only reason why I the one thing, the one
Speaker 4: thing that makes me uh feel in the way that
Speaker 4: I'm talking about is nobody spends any time with people
Speaker 4: that are fully clean and have no clothes on. So
Speaker 4: when people are saying, oh, pheromones, is that, I'm like,
Speaker 4: first of all, you haven't even got pasted what fucking
Speaker 4: liaundry detergent they use. You haven't gotten past like what
Speaker 4: they're what hair product. You haven't gotten past any of
Speaker 4: that stuff. So how are you so confident that, oh,
Speaker 4: it's this smell, they have a different smell.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you literally can't know that.
Speaker 4: Because you have not experienced you never almost experienced people,
Speaker 4: even with wildlife that I live with. Of times you're
Speaker 4: wearing clothes and so I'm smelling her clothes, I'm smelling
Speaker 4: like it's so a thing where it's like, ah, I
Speaker 4: just this person adam smell.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how it to me?
Speaker 4: It just sounds a little bit too like a like
Speaker 4: a like an easy So this this.
Speaker 1: Is grand, this is ai Google whatever.
Speaker 2: As far as so it says, yes, every human has
Speaker 2: anique sense, meaning that people can just have different sense
Speaker 2: due to accombination of factors, including genetics, dyeing, bacterias on skin,
Speaker 2: pheromones produces environments making each individual bodies. Oh, they're distinct,
Speaker 2: similar to fingerprints, and even identical twins have different scents oftentimes.
Speaker 4: And and you see how what I'm saying things now
Speaker 4: make your sense?
Speaker 1: You know, oh, yes, yes, exactly, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes, but as you're saying, based on like literally it
Speaker 4: backs what I'm saying but the stuff that you're interacting with,
Speaker 4: your clothes, the products that you use, so like basically
Speaker 4: your diet, which is one thing I didn't mention, but
Speaker 4: I could have mentioned. It's these things that are giving
Speaker 4: you because like say, someone who eats a bunch of
Speaker 4: garlic smells weird.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things where.
Speaker 4: It's like, but I don't think it's just like say,
Speaker 4: I don't think it's just what people are thinking. Oh,
Speaker 4: they'll just say it's pheromones, where it's like an all
Speaker 4: it sounds like an encompassing thing and they're not taking
Speaker 4: in any.
Speaker 1: Your nuancing instead of broad strokes. I'm not because that
Speaker 1: is how my brain is wid Like I just I
Speaker 1: fucking when I'm talking about stuff, I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: it's not that simple, you know, Like.
Speaker 2: It's not I think, and I definitely agree with you on.
Speaker 1: That's for sure.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's why we get into these weird
Speaker 4: situations where people think like, oh, vaccines simple, they're there's
Speaker 4: they're bad for you, and I'm like, okay, let's talk
Speaker 4: about it, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's just talk literally talk about it.
Speaker 2: Him on the vaccine thing is that the vaccine like
Speaker 2: autism thing that is so provably wrong. Well, no, I
Speaker 2: learned about that ship literally in like seventh grade.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I like it was I was a kid.
Speaker 1: They were like, are you a kid in seventh grade?
Speaker 2: He was a genius?
Speaker 1: And was he gay? Was you you a genius? Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question? Why did do you let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question? Do you know? Why? Do you know?
Speaker 4: Why the uh, the the autism? Why they think back
Speaker 4: to vaccine cause autic?
Speaker 2: So there was this there was a study that was
Speaker 2: done like maybe like in the seventies or something like that,
Speaker 2: where there was seven.
Speaker 4: I don't know about that study, but you're you're right
Speaker 4: why how it started? But modern day they don't know
Speaker 4: anything about that study. I want to say, modern day,
Speaker 4: why do you think people?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know where it was not like
Speaker 1: some cooking celebrity or something.
Speaker 4: Easy statistics people just pulling up look at how much
Speaker 4: autism was around back then, and now that's it. So
Speaker 4: you look at it and they see that it's skyrocketed
Speaker 4: by one hundreds percentile, but they don't understand why. But
Speaker 4: that's it, because we understand when those Nazis were like, oh,
Speaker 4: the black people are genetically dumb or whatever. And they
Speaker 4: were showing they were using this book called the Belt Curve,
Speaker 4: and they were showing like, oh yes, what they did
Speaker 4: was they use but look at the thing is they
Speaker 4: use data that just it's just pure data and instead
Speaker 4: of they came with their own conclusions, right, and so
Speaker 4: it's the same thing. It's just here's raw data that
Speaker 4: says nothing about anything. It bothers and then they just
Speaker 4: put their own bid conversations like that are like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, data by itself is kind of useless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, without nance, and then if you're a racist dumb idiot,
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden you're gonna be like the
Speaker 4: black people dumb.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's like I was watching one of the
Speaker 2: dow Blee things. I watch them every now because I
Speaker 2: think it's interesting to say a conversation. I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. Look they're not they're not conducive, tot like.
Speaker 1: I don't mind if you watch it. I just feel.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes some of them are actually really good. But
Speaker 2: it's often people that are like fair enough. I can't
Speaker 2: even say because I've only seen talking like Darth was
Speaker 2: likening people and it was a very like respect did
Speaker 2: you say darth.
Speaker 1: Va lights dark destiny versus like people. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell was.
Speaker 2: That's in my in my mind, that's what That's what
Speaker 2: you said.
Speaker 1: You think when destiny, When the term destiny is trending,
Speaker 1: people a bunch of You're like, it's a complete roll
Speaker 1: of the dice. It's gonna be us, like we do
Speaker 1: we don't know, Like it's just like we they can't
Speaker 1: even know for sure because they gotta be like they
Speaker 1: have to click. Somebody has to click it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like somebody, somebody has to click it.
Speaker 2: So somebody bunch.
Speaker 1: He was like saw deacity sucking off some fucking fat guy.
Speaker 1: They had to be like, it's not us that sucks
Speaker 1: for them, man.
Speaker 2: But like, so wait, my verse is very I was
Speaker 2: talking about wait, let me get back, let me get back.
Speaker 2: But what happened is that people usually statistically it was
Speaker 2: like Ben Shapiro was on thing. He was like, you
Speaker 2: look at they look at the crimes.
Speaker 1: You like a minecraft hairline.
Speaker 2: Stop?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is that box? Stop?
Speaker 2: It's kind of boxing, that's kind of it's a good lineup,
Speaker 2: but still like stop. But so it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you see if you look at these people. Look if
Speaker 2: you stop, if you you don't get these people are
Speaker 2: more crimes to being committed and by these groups of people.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, yes, but if you look at
Speaker 2: people in those poor areas, the white ones commit more
Speaker 2: crimes than the black ones do, Like like everywhere, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be more crime.
Speaker 1: People are poor, like all that up. It hasn't taken
Speaker 1: your account how many It doesn't take into account how
Speaker 1: many people who are you know, arrested or charged with
Speaker 1: the crime or then acquitted.
Speaker 2: Or acquitted that are unlawfully detained like like like this,
Speaker 2: but you thinks that these are people that are arguing
Speaker 2: these points, and they're like it's right there to look
Speaker 2: at the problem. It's like, well, people employer are going
Speaker 2: to commit more crimes who are employers more often? Not
Speaker 2: people of color? That's crazy. Do the white people in
Speaker 2: poor areas com more crimes white people that are in
Speaker 2: not these areas? Wow? They do.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: So now when you add in a history of prejudice
Speaker 2: towards them, where is this come It's it's it's like
Speaker 2: these puzzle pieces all go right into each other.
Speaker 1: It's like what is going Like what I would argue
Speaker 1: that that's not even technically true by like the idea.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh well, like if you're rich, you're not
Speaker 1: committing crimes, Like no, you are, Like it's called white.
Speaker 1: No one cares about that crime. Like Bernie committed.
Speaker 2: Bernie Madeoff has done way worse than like probably every
Speaker 2: gang in the country. But it's like it's different, He's
Speaker 2: not a criminal.
Speaker 1: It's like it's maybe most gangs. It's hard to paint
Speaker 1: for sure. There's some cartels that go sometimes country. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you see a baby. Sometimes a baby splayed open on
Speaker 1: a kite, and you're like, what is going on? Is
Speaker 1: the baby?
Speaker 2: I saw that. I think I would I think that
Speaker 2: would ruin me.
Speaker 1: I think I would sit down, I would play. I
Speaker 1: would play hurt by Johnny Cash until I die, until
Speaker 1: I die, until I starved and wither it.
Speaker 2: Away bone fingers playing, I would turn into Ellie with
Speaker 2: four fts.
Speaker 1: Playing a song gets some more questions, just two more questions.
Speaker 1: You know, uh Andy, the man whose handies and now
Speaker 1: steer are now back to steer.
Speaker 2: Uh and Dandy. Hello.
Speaker 1: Bacteria have been listening since the shoe episode and subbed
Speaker 1: to the patren about a year ago. What is your
Speaker 1: what is your most disdained food, the one you hate
Speaker 1: the most?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Really fish food.
Speaker 2: I don't use your food.
Speaker 1: You hate it though, don't eat it, so I guess
Speaker 1: I hate it's it's the one that fits their I
Speaker 1: had a dream about crab literally last night.
Speaker 2: Crab is Yes, did you dig your pants like dang
Speaker 2: split and you once split it?
Speaker 1: Imagine having crabs is such a degree that you could
Speaker 1: reach in your pants and see.
Speaker 4: And like that, just see it like I'm seeding the
Speaker 4: grass crabs people's hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's uh, that's pretty insane. I would kill Oh
Speaker 1: yeah you would, yeah, yeah, yeah would. Yeah, that's that's all.
Speaker 1: Have ever had lice? No, never in my life.
Speaker 4: Some of the kids in my private elementary did, but
Speaker 4: they didn't get me.
Speaker 1: Never, what the fun was it. I was convinced for
Speaker 1: a long time that wasn't even real. Oh, because I
Speaker 1: think I knew anybody when I was little and seen
Speaker 1: like a yeah, because some of some of the kids
Speaker 1: uh at my school had them. It was pretty unanimously.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was just uh people who had
Speaker 1: poor hygiene. Yeah obviously, yeah, so it was unanimous that
Speaker 1: we didn't we didn't play with poor hygiene at my house.
Speaker 1: And number two, when I was kids, my mom just
Speaker 1: buzzed her hair ahead because I didn't deal with that bullshit,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't even have lice.
Speaker 2: I just doesn't know, because I just I just I
Speaker 2: don't even itch really often though, Like in general, people
Speaker 2: like like scratch their groins. I have done that maybe
Speaker 2: ten times in my life. That's insane. I don't itch
Speaker 2: really often. That's I mean, I guess that's good scratched.
Speaker 1: I never thought about me very often. I've never. I
Speaker 1: don't scratch my balls.
Speaker 2: I don't pay it.
Speaker 1: Why would I.
Speaker 2: Has ever like maybe a time you'd be like, oh
Speaker 2: maybe I've seen you like a gestureself or something like that.
Speaker 2: I've never.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I don't monitor other people obviously,
Speaker 1: don't think about that.
Speaker 4: I don't monitor I, but I for sure know like
Speaker 4: sometimes i'll just because like the relief is so good,
Speaker 4: I'll go for way too long.
Speaker 1: So sometimes and then it's raw and bloody, and then
Speaker 1: they put your alcohol. And it's like if there is
Speaker 1: if there isn't like background noise in the in the bedroom, right,
Speaker 1: because sometimes the air pure of fires on or something
Speaker 1: and uh, but if it's dead silent, like you can
Speaker 1: like Jojo is like here me scratching my balls because
Speaker 1: you just hear like the hair it's so it's just growing,
Speaker 1: is completely bald, and I dipped it in the air
Speaker 1: that I just don't grow hair on my groin and
Speaker 1: I don't want to see. I'll show you it's nothing there.
Speaker 2: Ball Yeah, sure, yeah, show him all the hairs ahead
Speaker 2: of my dick. There's no hair that is insane. That
Speaker 2: is so discussed. That is a lie.
Speaker 1: It looks like my actual head. That's actually one of
Speaker 1: the most vile things that I ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2: That was inconvenient.
Speaker 1: That is the worst I didn't imagine having scared.
Speaker 2: I got a watch ahead of my dicky down there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do a poor job because it's just it's
Speaker 4: it's scary, man. Even if you try to like flat
Speaker 4: it out as much as you can, there's it's still
Speaker 4: a rocky mountain. So you're like, it's really because I've
Speaker 4: nicked myself like once or twice, and that's already enough
Speaker 4: to be scared.
Speaker 2: I have no grown hair, so I don't know.
Speaker 4: Actually that's good for you. I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 4: I mean I wish, I mean, mayd me nice? Often
Speaker 4: do you guys shave yourself again?
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: When I was younger, I didn't have hair on my
Speaker 2: arms or anything like that, and I had like chemical burns.
Speaker 2: So it's not really any ear.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm really fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when.
Speaker 1: What do they call her aloi? In uh oh Horizons? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you finish finish both of those games. I put both
Speaker 1: of those games down like fifteen hours, and I was like.
Speaker 2: I never bought them.
Speaker 1: They just it just didn't really interest me. I feel
Speaker 1: like they play well, but I just don't care about
Speaker 1: those characters at all.
Speaker 2: The characters.
Speaker 1: Like I like that, I like the way it plays,
Speaker 1: but like outside of that, I'm like.
Speaker 4: You think you think robot dinosaurs would be really interesting
Speaker 4: to me, but actually I would I like regular dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Funny, I realized, I like, I don't care about these
Speaker 1: robot dinosaurs. They do nothing for it. I'd ever seen
Speaker 1: of Miles Like I made a mistake. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of feel the same, Like I would rather play
Speaker 1: like a tour rock or something like. Really, I was
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know what, it reminds me of
Speaker 1: reminds me of Gears when, like, uh in four when
Speaker 1: you were just fighting robots, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: chainsaw through a road.
Speaker 4: I was very underwhelmed at first. I'm like, oh my,
Speaker 4: I can't believe fighting robot.
Speaker 2: This is so stupid.
Speaker 1: I like the story in that game, but like playing
Speaker 1: it is like fighting fighting robots is just not satisfying.
Speaker 1: I feel bad to say this.
Speaker 2: I just think Alloy was just not an attractive enough
Speaker 2: character to care about her, which is really sad because
Speaker 2: it's like, I mean, you're admitting character characters should not
Speaker 2: be forced to be attractive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're admitting your sexism, but I also I'm
Speaker 4: be honest. I feel like it's also it is an abe.
Speaker 2: It is a.
Speaker 4: Sexism to me that is harmless in my opinion, because
Speaker 4: people some people disagree with me, and this is this
Speaker 4: is my this is my point to it, right, Like,
Speaker 4: I feel like, if I'm playing a game with about
Speaker 4: a character, I want the character to be as cool
Speaker 4: as possible.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree as cool as possible.
Speaker 2: I know how I sound, and I know if I
Speaker 2: three years old, three years ago can cool huh to
Speaker 2: find cool? Just cool in the sense of like someone
Speaker 2: that like I like, I look at and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I get like a cool, a good vibe off of them,
Speaker 2: disturbed based on their peer.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, fantastic, Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 2: Like obviously, that's why, that's why, that's why, that's why
Speaker 2: superheroes look every fel the way they do or male.
Speaker 2: There's no like every tubby hero looks silly in comparing
Speaker 2: there's a joke character they're supposed they're supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Like, they're like a they're like a fictionalized ideal, you know.
Speaker 2: But I feel like alloy and I feel like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I feel like that's a that's a that's
Speaker 2: a double The double side thing is obviously every woman
Speaker 2: doesn't look like that. Women should be comfortable in their
Speaker 2: skin to appear the way they appear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I so, I I understand thirty one now
Speaker 1: and now I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's a thresholder where I just I I understand those
Speaker 2: both sides of that coin.
Speaker 1: But it's just it's I think, in my opinion, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's Ben Shapiro polishing the wrestler's skull. The
Speaker 1: skull he kept, he kept the hand you.
Speaker 2: Would have to that and mounted and exists. So so
Speaker 2: the hand on flogging.
Speaker 1: His chin, you would have to you have if you
Speaker 1: that would be I want to see you have to do.
Speaker 1: I want to see Craven the Hunter, but like he
Speaker 1: hunts like viral celebrities.
Speaker 2: That's a that shit would be. That's a game that
Speaker 2: would be way less funny. Somebody may put down on steam.
Speaker 2: I'll buy that ship, like I have a in my wishless. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's a celebrity combat. It's like it's like The Rock
Speaker 2: and all these things.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but it's it's so shitty. But is it
Speaker 1: like knockoff?
Speaker 2: Like is it not?
Speaker 1: This is he called like the Boulder? The weird thing
Speaker 1: is It's interesting it has the uh names in there,
Speaker 1: but it's just not full. It's been I feel like
Speaker 1: they're doing what South Park does. I don't know how
Speaker 1: south Park gets away with it necessarily because I'm like,
Speaker 1: how do they use the name like just parody? I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, because I'm like just saying that it's a parody.
Speaker 1: I guess it's good enough to where you can still
Speaker 1: say their name, so it still says like the Rock,
Speaker 1: so like it says like I think it says like
Speaker 1: Dwayne or something, I think I have to go, I
Speaker 1: have to go look at it again. Can you see
Speaker 1: what Dwayne is a pairing.
Speaker 4: Al The reason I was even bring up Aloy is
Speaker 4: when those guys were freaking out about the peach fuzz
Speaker 4: on her head and they were I remember seeing a
Speaker 4: few posts about she had and the one thing I thought.
Speaker 1: Was so pea, So she has she has, She has
Speaker 1: no peach fuzz like women have peach fuzzes of like, like,
Speaker 1: but why did.
Speaker 2: Someone you clearly don't know if you're asking, but my
Speaker 2: brain is readoucing something like you're confused?
Speaker 1: Why they're bothered? That's the whole point.
Speaker 4: Yes, So that's that's the whole point, Like that that
Speaker 4: they were complaining about that even though that's what happens.
Speaker 1: They're saying, like they gave a beard or whatever. You've
Speaker 1: never been you've never been close to.
Speaker 4: But you know, it's so crazy to me. The thing
Speaker 4: that's so insane to me, even those people, So they
Speaker 4: at least have to have a mother, and I guarantee
Speaker 4: their mother has a beard by now. Problem their mother
Speaker 4: has hair on their farms, because for some reason in America,
Speaker 4: that is acceptable like women need to shave their armpits,
Speaker 4: need to shave their legs, they need to not have
Speaker 4: much at her, but they can have hairy ass farms.
Speaker 4: So the thing that weirds me out about that is
Speaker 4: how people don't Well I'm like, if you're gonna shave
Speaker 4: everything else, I might as well get.
Speaker 1: What the hell you're doing. But that is literally go like,
Speaker 1: do me a favorite. Guys, next time you go to
Speaker 1: your next drive through, if you're getting Starbucks or something,
Speaker 1: just look at the women work on the drive through.
Speaker 2: See fucking grille arms. That's just that is literally just
Speaker 2: the culture. What's strange. What's really strange thing is that like, uh,
Speaker 2: some people just don't have hair on their arms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like some people some people don't.
Speaker 1: Some people just can't see it, like like my.
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone has that little bit of fur in the
Speaker 2: arms as a humans.
Speaker 1: Where apes you mean like have you mean like this
Speaker 1: like where we don't have that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I barely have that too.
Speaker 2: I have it now.
Speaker 1: I didn't always You have to have like alopecia or
Speaker 1: something for that though, don't you. But because I knew
Speaker 1: a girl you genuinely didn't, she like you didn't shave
Speaker 1: her arm or anything, and she like she was just
Speaker 1: kind of like my grandma.
Speaker 2: She's anomaly. That was not because of the fact that
Speaker 2: she's a tin person. I think they don't often. I
Speaker 2: think if you look close enough, you she might she
Speaker 2: may have.
Speaker 1: Some That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, but she has one really long she has sleep.
Speaker 1: Bitch, just pluck it when you do it, like, no, Grandma,
Speaker 1: keep that, that's you. It's even longer. It's even longer inside.
Speaker 1: I can't flu it. It's like it's like a nerve.
Speaker 1: It's just you just have to cut it.
Speaker 4: I mean at that point, if it was just one,
Speaker 4: you would it would be kind of crazy. But I
Speaker 4: was just saying that I feel like relatively very weird that,
Speaker 4: like say, there if you just look at people, go
Speaker 4: out and just observe women, and then it's it just
Speaker 4: depends on genetically. Do they have a ton of hair
Speaker 4: or do they have a little hair, blonde hair like
Speaker 4: my wife, so you can't notice anything. And I just
Speaker 4: find it if I said that, people don't pay attention
Speaker 4: to that at all, to the point where like that
Speaker 4: person is complaining a peach fuzz.
Speaker 2: On the head.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I know that person that posted that
Speaker 4: ship has probably come across if they went to school,
Speaker 4: hundreds if not thousands of girls that have hair on
Speaker 4: their fucking arms, and for some reason, it's just did
Speaker 4: not compute.
Speaker 1: It's just wild to mean that people just don't understand
Speaker 1: what peach fuzzs in general, Like I just don't understand
Speaker 1: how you're not I don't understand how you're a human being,
Speaker 1: and how are you here? How are you hearing? You
Speaker 1: don't know that? Like that that that seems to like
Speaker 1: you're not even paying attention to yourself.
Speaker 2: At that point, I.
Speaker 4: Started thinking, like women don't have any hair at all.
Speaker 4: But I'm just what I'm trying to get through is
Speaker 4: you've seen women even if just look at look at
Speaker 4: women's forums.
Speaker 2: Please, yeah, we probably what I said, what I said,
Speaker 2: and what that person said unfortunately get lumped together in
Speaker 2: a very disgusting way where they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I agree with what you said too.
Speaker 2: Oh and she's a woman, and yeah.
Speaker 1: They think you're one of those people I get. And
Speaker 1: it's like she looks like a real person, like a
Speaker 1: looks like real person.
Speaker 2: And she's not attractive, she's not even unattractive, she's not
Speaker 2: even unattractive.
Speaker 1: Character I think, like, yeah, not really average. I never
Speaker 1: thought she was. I never thought she was ugly, but
Speaker 1: I never was.
Speaker 4: She's not ugly, but comparatively Like, remember when I did that.
Speaker 4: I did that a little while ago. I did that
Speaker 4: a little while ago when I was talking about the
Speaker 4: contrast of like, because I was kind of using celebrities
Speaker 4: as an at this threshold where it's like, if you're
Speaker 4: not like I was saying, Drew Barrymore is technically ugly
Speaker 4: because she's not fucking Cameron Diaz. She's not fucking you know,
Speaker 4: she's not top tier, but she's not actually ugly, right.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: But that's how that's exactly what they're doing with Aloy.
Speaker 4: Oh they don't look fucking like Ivy or something with
Speaker 4: huge tits or something. And then yeah, it's just like
Speaker 4: a Isabella and Dragon eat. Since she doesn't have massive
Speaker 4: tits anymore, all of a sudden, she's ugly.
Speaker 1: She's so crazy.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
Speaker 4: She's not ugly, but her tits are extremely you guys.
Speaker 2: They were huge, no reason, like in a game that
Speaker 2: didn't look good enough for a character to validate having
Speaker 2: it's that big.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I appreciate it, but I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. It's like, yeah, I mean generally speaking
Speaker 1: in our fiction, like we prefer to like look at
Speaker 1: things that are like fun to look at. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: just like oh I believe, oh I believe that, like
Speaker 1: nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, there's no woman build like Karlac and if
Speaker 2: they are, they're very far a few between.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing that's the thing that was exactly well,
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: That especially is it's as femininely attractive not to be
Speaker 2: dissed to catch you up. No, that's fine, that's feminily
Speaker 2: attractive as Karlak is. You know, like often women don't
Speaker 2: that have her build don't stick the landing for both
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she's idealized, you know she doesn't. They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't stick both landings. You know, they exist out
Speaker 1: there and shout out to them, talk to me. But
Speaker 1: the thing that blows the thing that blows my mother
Speaker 1: these conversations, and it used to bother me a lot,
Speaker 1: like back in the day too, where it's just like
Speaker 1: people be like that's an unrealistic like there are certain
Speaker 1: people like you'd be like a hot person in a game,
Speaker 1: like it's an unrealistic that doesn't exist, and it's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it fucking people look like. It's not most people, but
Speaker 1: like a lot of people, Like there are people who
Speaker 1: I just saw that. You see the substance, No I
Speaker 1: heard about it, though I've heard about it. I heard
Speaker 1: good things about margat Quayley's in that movie, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's crazy. I'm just like, this looks she looks
Speaker 1: like a fucking like a video game. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is insane, but there's a real person. It's not like impossible.
Speaker 1: So like I always know that. I saw that a lot.
Speaker 4: I actually saw a handful of articles written about that,
Speaker 4: about Staleer Stellar Blade. Some of them retracted saying things like, oh,
Speaker 4: she looks unrealistic because they're like, well here's the model.
Speaker 1: Literally here is you fucking retards like what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's.
Speaker 2: That's always been a stupid The body possivity thing has
Speaker 2: always made like a a two prong conversation where it's like, yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Just brings out stupid people. It brings out them, it brings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, and most people are like not people
Speaker 2: are not really getting mad about that. What happens that
Speaker 2: it got nobody gives a ship at all. I got dramaticized,
Speaker 2: you know, like my girlfriend watches Captain America when in
Speaker 2: the first movie where Chris Evans looked insane, and she
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that looks great, because it does.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I agree with that, you know, but the idea is that, like,
Speaker 2: but people that look regular should also be depicted.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't agree.
Speaker 2: I don't think no, no, no no should be depicted, maybe
Speaker 2: not exactly that those form and fashions right should be Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think if I don't, I don't want to m
Speaker 2: see it looks like me.
Speaker 1: I think. I think if you, I think, if you
Speaker 1: want to do that as a creative and enterprise, if
Speaker 1: you want as a game studio or as a film
Speaker 1: director or whatever, if you want to do that, if
Speaker 1: you want to cast like average looking people, or if
Speaker 1: you want to like make a game with normal looking people,
Speaker 1: I think you should be able to do that, right,
Speaker 1: and that that's that's fine. But I don't think it's
Speaker 1: necessarily like a should or should like I don't think
Speaker 1: games should have hot people or should not. I think
Speaker 1: it's just like whatever an artist wants to do.
Speaker 2: It's not a should sorry should in in the sense
Speaker 2: of storytelling, there are a lot of people that look
Speaker 2: really regular, regular people people.
Speaker 1: I think some stories benefit from that.
Speaker 2: Yes, but most comes when it comes to like the
Speaker 2: stuff that we play and stuff that I'm about to
Speaker 2: play mover Ride. If Wolverine looked like someone that should
Speaker 2: be his height from Canada, that'd be terrible.
Speaker 1: But this guy looks like you know, if Wolverine like
Speaker 1: a seven year old, if Wolverine, if Wolverine looked like
Speaker 1: George Costanza, how would you feel? Like exactly like photo
Speaker 1: Realistically he.
Speaker 2: Never was Wolverine, then I'd be like, this is disgusting.
Speaker 2: But if he was, that'd be hilarious. They're telling me
Speaker 2: that wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Be so would be funny.
Speaker 2: But it kills streaks with fucking.
Speaker 4: That's awesome, like in a in a uh like funny.
Speaker 1: That's it's awesome because it's funny.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 4: It's so stupid for that reason only it has to
Speaker 4: be like if you're gonna put an average person I like,
Speaker 4: I don't want average. I want either very hot or
Speaker 4: extremely ugly, like I wanted.
Speaker 1: I just want to ridiculous in some way. Yes, I
Speaker 1: want extremity.
Speaker 4: So like having a really attractive person on screen or
Speaker 4: in a video game, whatever, that's awesome, or having someone
Speaker 4: that just looks fucking It's like when you're creating a
Speaker 4: character and you either you make one who looks relative
Speaker 4: to you that's just maybe a better version of yourself,
Speaker 4: or he makes someone that looks fucking horrific.
Speaker 2: It's like in witcher right, there's no reason why looked
Speaker 2: the way he would. There's no way Garrol's gorgeous, so
Speaker 2: why he he His line of work would not keep
Speaker 2: him looking that gorgeous. He looks he's a beautiful man
Speaker 2: with a cool He gets a cool scar down his
Speaker 2: face opposed to here, it's perfectly trimmed. It's perfects.
Speaker 1: My favorite has to fucking fade with the man but
Speaker 1: fucking smooth ass grunt like like he's got everything going
Speaker 1: from he's a man's man.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't look that's always my favorite thing. Wouldn't looked
Speaker 2: the way she would. She's a fucking warrior. She wouldn't
Speaker 2: look like that, wouldn't be so well kept with nice boots,
Speaker 2: like come on, like it's it's.
Speaker 1: That's always my favorite thing about like those old like
Speaker 1: depicting old like old times where it's like, oh, their
Speaker 1: beards are perfect and their hair is perfect. Because if
Speaker 1: it wasn't, if it just looked like all fucked up,
Speaker 1: it would look lazy. Yeah, like it would look like
Speaker 1: it would look like the like the people making the
Speaker 1: movie just didn't care. Yeah, even if it was more
Speaker 1: accurate to the time. That is true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's what I was just watching because
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, a bunch of red letter media just
Speaker 4: started pouring into my algorithm. I started I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: let me just get back into it, and then I
Speaker 4: somehow got all the way back to watching a bunch
Speaker 4: of Star Wars reviews again from them, and then they
Speaker 4: were watching a Rogue one or revealing Rogue one, and
Speaker 4: they were talking about they were like, Darth Vader looked
Speaker 4: really fucking goofy, but they were saying, I think he
Speaker 4: was supposed because they were trying to make it look
Speaker 4: how he look goofy and a New Hope. So that like,
Speaker 4: because they were trying to be accurate with that fucking
Speaker 4: costume and in a New Hope, it made it look
Speaker 4: weird in Rogue one. And it's the same thing like
Speaker 4: if you're saying you're trying to accurately make them a
Speaker 4: little unkemped because they wouldn't be as groomed. People would
Speaker 4: be like, ah, this guy looks fucking like, why didn't
Speaker 4: they just clean them up?
Speaker 1: He looks, and it's like, well, this is a problem.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be accurate, but you so netally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of a perfect example of like realism
Speaker 1: isn't necessarily like the most like even though even the
Speaker 1: Last of Us and stuff like that, it's like they're
Speaker 1: fucking they're like pristine, Like they're not as they're they're
Speaker 1: grimier than like other games for sure, but like they
Speaker 1: look pretty. They look pretty good throughout that entire game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why that's why it was hard.
Speaker 4: That was so it was hard for me to accept
Speaker 4: Abby just because of I'm like, all right, if Abby
Speaker 4: can do this, I'm sure the other men around her
Speaker 4: would be tanks, meaning that like, Okay, clearly she has
Speaker 4: testosteronom or something. She has some things, and she's using
Speaker 4: stuff that probably needs to be rationed, but let's forget
Speaker 4: about that. It's just one of the things where I
Speaker 4: was like, this is too stupid, Like I don't even
Speaker 4: care if you made her as strong if she I don't, cause,
Speaker 4: like say, there's a lot of video gain characters that are.
Speaker 1: Unbelievably strong even though they don't look like they are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll just do that Abby, just kick everyone's ass.
Speaker 2: But not look like she fucking lifts for a living.
Speaker 2: She looks like she looks like a a woman that
Speaker 2: genuinely like really takes like that body built, body built,
Speaker 2: maybe not not out.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what definitely bodybuilt.
Speaker 2: That's what they scanned her aft in the post apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 2: That's the thing where I'm like, and and remember when
Speaker 2: you find her at the end and she's deflated, which
Speaker 2: which which which makes it even more crazy.
Speaker 1: I think that is why they did it ultimately. I
Speaker 1: think that is like to make that hit more. They
Speaker 1: kind of like buffed her up in the beginning to it.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, if it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't if it wasn't the last of Us, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to be so serious, so serious and so real,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even think about that.
Speaker 4: I would It wouldn't even bother me a little bit,
Speaker 4: just be for far cry five. That game, are you
Speaker 4: just ridiculous?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I only put like that's the that's the
Speaker 1: that's the Jared Lado one right, yes, yes, yes it is,
Speaker 1: yeah it is. It's not literally Jared Leta, but like
Speaker 1: there's a villain and that that that that the main
Speaker 1: only that game looks to me like it's like they
Speaker 1: were like, can we get Jared Lado and they were
Speaker 1: like no, it's like fuck he actually he's actually doing it.
Speaker 1: They got this hipstery fuck it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that game was really fun and it's so
Speaker 4: fucking goofy. But like because it's that that universe, especially
Speaker 4: with Far Cry three, they introduced like a lot of
Speaker 4: weird kind of.
Speaker 2: Mystical ship and so it's like the tattoos and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm like, this is this is where we're
Speaker 4: at now, this is so there is some of the
Speaker 4: dumbest shit I've seen, and it just made me laugh
Speaker 4: so hard. And even just having like a fucking bear
Speaker 4: as a companion at a point, like you have Boomer
Speaker 4: the dog and Cheeseburger the bear and you just have to.
Speaker 1: And it's like this.
Speaker 2: Is so dude.
Speaker 1: And Far Cry six you get an alligator and like
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't play all the way. I played
Speaker 1: like the first three, and I was like, I like this,
Speaker 1: but I went on, I kind of want to play
Speaker 1: far Cry more because I like those games. Actually five
Speaker 1: is really fun, man, I really, especially after Veilguard, I
Speaker 1: needed this. I got pulled off. I got pulled off
Speaker 1: a five. I think because of like the environment, because
Speaker 1: like it's like it's it's like Pacific Northwest, right, it's Montana,
Speaker 1: so it's it's very much like where we grew up,
Speaker 1: kind of like just Woodland. And I remember being like
Speaker 1: this isn't it I like tropical? Okay, Like so three
Speaker 1: and even six apparently it is like very much like
Speaker 1: that too. But I never played full four. I didn't
Speaker 1: play that one. I heard that was crazy. I heard
Speaker 1: that was actually really good. Yeah, there's in that game.
Speaker 1: Apparently in the beginning of that game, there's you meet
Speaker 1: the villain and you're like sitting in his office or whatever,
Speaker 1: and he goes to like you you're basically there trying
Speaker 1: to get I don't remember this specifics, but like you're
Speaker 1: trying to get like a like a mcguffin, right, and
Speaker 1: he leaves and for like I think ten real real
Speaker 1: world minutes or something like that, and you're sitting there
Speaker 1: and you wait, and obviously, if you're playing the game,
Speaker 1: you're like, you're gonna get bored and you're gonna move
Speaker 1: around and then the game starts. But if you just
Speaker 1: sit there and actually wait like eleven minutes, he just
Speaker 1: gives you the thing and you in the game. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's funny that which is awesome.
Speaker 4: Thing like that in a in a Fark Cry five
Speaker 4: in the beginning of the game that they do that.
Speaker 1: I really that's because.
Speaker 2: You have you have an option.
Speaker 4: It's basically it's like do you like it's like accepting
Speaker 4: or rejecting, and obviously you need to reject and like,
Speaker 4: but you could just kind of submit and you can
Speaker 4: kind of just like all right, yeah, everything's cool, Like
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna resist anymore, like games, and then it's
Speaker 4: kind of over and then so and then the credits
Speaker 4: are all like literally the first secret ending and well
Speaker 4: it's the only secret ending, but it's the first ending.
Speaker 1: And then there's two endings at the end of the
Speaker 1: game and nuts, Actually that's funny, but it's so it's
Speaker 1: so unrealistic.
Speaker 4: But like, say, I don't care in a way that right.
Speaker 4: If there is buff women walking around a farkifi, I
Speaker 4: wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't tak twice about it. Yeah, not even a
Speaker 1: little bit. Like So that's the That's literally the only
Speaker 1: thing that I feel like.
Speaker 4: God, I hated the discourse with that too, man with
Speaker 4: a with the with number two, with the two, I
Speaker 4: hated the discord.
Speaker 2: That was annoying.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing that happened with Vilguard.
Speaker 2: Wild.
Speaker 1: It just makes me so mad. It bothers me too,
Speaker 1: as somebody who doesn't. I don't hate that game really.
Speaker 1: I think it's a good game.
Speaker 2: I just like it.
Speaker 1: But it frustrates me because I feel like I can
Speaker 1: It's the only game that I've played of that caliber
Speaker 1: and of that high esteem where I feel like I
Speaker 1: can see the writers writing it in front of me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Where it's like, we want
Speaker 1: you to sympathize with that abby, so here's a dog
Speaker 1: to play with, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And it feels very it feels very very control.
Speaker 1: It feels like I could see Neil Druckman being like
Speaker 1: and like drop things in front of you as you're playing.
Speaker 2: I'm damn. It's so problem is that that game has
Speaker 2: a lot of things where like, I think the people
Speaker 2: that like the game, a lot of them were had
Speaker 2: a particular mindset where they wanted us to kind of
Speaker 2: story done. I think Neil kind of detriment was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do something different because I want to,
Speaker 2: which is whatever you say about it. But then I
Speaker 2: think the people's reaction was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: People like Laura Bailey talked about like how what she
Speaker 2: was experiencing people are weird people like and it was
Speaker 2: in Fuckingsane. I was like, what is the same thing
Speaker 2: with that that we met them before, we met those
Speaker 2: people and they're like extremely kind, sweet humans.
Speaker 1: And like you, I mean, yeah, they're I don't I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know them, but like.
Speaker 2: They're very nice. Like Matt Mercy is very nice, Matt
Speaker 2: Travis was extremely sweet to me. Marchiall was family, her family,
Speaker 2: her family, Yes, but you're gay. Other than that, I
Speaker 2: forgot what you were talking about kind of well, I
Speaker 2: don't know something about something but being weird. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was gonna say mention the Star Wars,
Speaker 1: what's her face in in the UH?
Speaker 2: In the second movie?
Speaker 1: UH? Last Jedi. Yeah, the Asian lady the Road, she
Speaker 1: had the same thing too, where she was like harrassed
Speaker 1: off the internet.
Speaker 2: Her fault, It wasn't her fault.
Speaker 1: Are you doing? That's what I wish. I wish The's
Speaker 1: goblins understood that.
Speaker 2: People are never gonna say that because they're fucking retarded.
Speaker 1: But you know, the thing that people have the right
Speaker 1: amount of annoyance funneled into the wrong amount of rage
Speaker 1: level at the exact wrong people are.
Speaker 2: So the girl I played Ray and it's like, first
Speaker 2: of all, she's objectively a great actress.
Speaker 1: Who a woman I played? I forgot her name is
Speaker 1: Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jamie Scott played Scott.
Speaker 2: She was She's a good actress, like a pretty good actress.
Speaker 2: But the thing is that she was giving a ship no.
Speaker 1: One had, like no one said, and the way she
Speaker 1: was delivered her lines.
Speaker 2: John Bagel was a good actor and he got another
Speaker 2: ships the wage to Adam Driver is a fantastic actor.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody said anything about him though, well
Speaker 2: no people were shooting on every people shout on everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'm just saying I didn't see
Speaker 2: people be like fucking they're like, oh, cool white guy.
Speaker 1: He's very broad, wide, unconventional scullets, like this is so stupid, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these people, these fandoms suck ass. I mean, the people
Speaker 1: are trying to be humans, right, the people that are
Speaker 1: creating stuff, and them just saying things is enough to
Speaker 1: upset people like Neil Druckman became a punching bag because
Speaker 1: he started talking about some progressivism and things that pertain
Speaker 1: to himself, and they didn't help that.
Speaker 4: He hired Anice Arkas and I'm like, okay, it's it's
Speaker 4: over at this point. He's never not gonna get shipped
Speaker 4: just because of those things. But the fact that you
Speaker 4: know about these people when before it was kind of
Speaker 4: always faceless, Like say, when we were growing up.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, we didn't know anything about this.
Speaker 1: I was the only person I knew of. And that's
Speaker 1: really only because he wouldn't not let you know. That's
Speaker 1: very true. I made this Hydeo Kojima game, Heydeo Kojima,
Speaker 1: directed by Hideo Kojima and then his and then he
Speaker 1: would literally go on a green screen and be like, hi,
Speaker 1: I speaking, that is very He's the only person I know.
Speaker 1: Now it's like now it's like since the early twenty tens,
Speaker 1: I think, like we started like oh, okay, Ken Levine,
Speaker 1: he did buioshock. Okay, people run camp.
Speaker 4: There's so much footage of them. And then so the
Speaker 4: problem is that the people that like Last of Us,
Speaker 4: now you can access their social media is and these
Speaker 4: people go.
Speaker 2: Out of their way all the think about those right,
Speaker 2: It's a lot of people that like Last of Us, right,
Speaker 2: they would be like I saved my daughter because it
Speaker 2: was the right thing to do, And it's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess, but like you have to rationalize what you're
Speaker 2: doing by doing that.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people don't do the rationalizing thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're because I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people that like Last of Us were like people
Speaker 2: that would like, you know, damning the world because of
Speaker 2: their selfish desires. You know, did I get? I get
Speaker 2: I get why I might even.
Speaker 1: Do I very I very much dissagree with that entirely.
Speaker 2: I might even do it, like I might even like
Speaker 2: save my daughter over that. At the same time, the core.
Speaker 1: Concept of the Last of Us Part two is also
Speaker 1: just one that I just I don't agree with, Like
Speaker 1: what I just don't. They're not going to make that vaccine.
Speaker 1: It's not possible.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, so like I think I think it's that's
Speaker 2: a valid point, right to be like the vaccines. How like,
Speaker 2: also if it's going on, right, So here's the thing. Also,
Speaker 2: just ask her, That's the other thing. I think that
Speaker 2: would have been the best way to go about it, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to do you want to do that?
Speaker 1: You want to do this? And if she says yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, what can.
Speaker 2: You do that?
Speaker 1: And what she did?
Speaker 2: She did say that after she didn't agree to do it.
Speaker 2: She said she said that in the game. She didn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that in the first one. The second one.
Speaker 1: She was in the second one they reckon and I.
Speaker 2: Think Chris, she one hundred percent says like, hey, I
Speaker 2: could save the world.
Speaker 1: I want to do this. She didn't know I would
Speaker 1: kill her.
Speaker 2: True, they didn't tell her I would kill her. But
Speaker 2: the same time, at the same time, it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: just like maybe ask hers. There's the ultimate like brevity
Speaker 2: and all, just like yeah, yeah, ask this young woman.
Speaker 2: But also yeah, the fireflies didn't do that either, you know.
Speaker 2: So like it's a series of a bunt people doing well, yeah,
Speaker 2: here's here's what.
Speaker 1: Here's my thing. You can't make a vaccine for a
Speaker 1: fungus right now, I agree, Like, right now with our
Speaker 1: current technology in the world isn't to ship You're not
Speaker 1: there's no that you can't, So like, what do we do?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would be like, hey, pretty stupid. It's
Speaker 1: in the in that in that on that setting where
Speaker 1: there what are those clicker things called? Like in that setting?
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean you probably can maybe, but it
Speaker 1: just I mean, a fungus can't do that.
Speaker 2: I didn't have world I have.
Speaker 1: You can do that to other animals though, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but our body temper have no problem. We can't do.
Speaker 1: But so there's too many Again, it wouldn't It wouldn't
Speaker 1: bother me if if the game wasn't trying to be
Speaker 1: so grounded.
Speaker 2: And I agreed, I understand. It's if there.
Speaker 1: Was resident evil, I'd be like, cool, there's.
Speaker 4: Killed that slaughter that there is an evil. The final
Speaker 4: fight would have been crazy. That would have been like,
Speaker 4: you know, like he was in the surgery room and
Speaker 4: he like kills the I like how the I still
Speaker 4: can't get over that the doctor used to be brown
Speaker 4: it is so funny, this progressive Neil Druckman.
Speaker 1: They could have sir, if you made if you made
Speaker 1: the if you made Abby brown to it. Just come on, man,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: Don't understand that, Like that's the baffling thanks to me
Speaker 4: where it's like, no, I don't know, why would.
Speaker 1: You and you and dying, why would you consult Anita Sarkisian.
Speaker 4: You have the have the balls to do something like
Speaker 4: that and then just not take the layup.
Speaker 1: Derek, you explain this to me, I do I know?
Speaker 2: Chris would be like, oh, it's fine, they're brown playing
Speaker 2: as a brown person that kills the Joel look. Everybody
Speaker 2: else would have been like, but look at here's they're
Speaker 2: still around.
Speaker 1: If they look if you could have been mixed, at
Speaker 1: least I would have been still kept. The brown had
Speaker 1: made her way yea like a white ass mom or something.
Speaker 1: Look I think, and then yeah, and then the dad
Speaker 1: still looks like it? Does that imply? Does it imply?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: So theoretically that implies that Joel was so angry that
Speaker 1: he saw that he saw a brown person like he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna kill this guy. Have to make
Speaker 1: it easier for me. So I'm gonna make a brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I think that's Joel is rat Oh wow.
Speaker 2: That's why they made Pedro Pascal Joel in the future afterwards,
Speaker 2: because Joel was a brown person now, but.
Speaker 1: He's not brown himself.
Speaker 2: If Neil told me that, I was as if.
Speaker 4: They said that as an explanation, I would actually be
Speaker 4: a little bit like respect to where.
Speaker 1: It's like he literally actually racist.
Speaker 2: He was never brown.
Speaker 1: He's just racist, and it just charged him up to
Speaker 1: be able to kill this innocent He didn't feel.
Speaker 2: Real around those black kids, that black family. He didn't
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 4: I love that's my new canon, that Joel is seething racist,
Speaker 4: and it only showed little pockets of it.
Speaker 2: Like I don't even like Joel to begin with, but
Speaker 2: I just don't want him to be racist. I hate Joe.
Speaker 2: I think he's a piece of ship, But I think
Speaker 2: it's that's fine for the story he's in. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think it's fine for the Story's weird.
Speaker 4: So many video game characters that you would have to
Speaker 4: classify ship by just agree.
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that, but why would that be, Like, Like,
Speaker 2: I like heroes. I've always been a hero person. You
Speaker 2: know that has been my thing, you know, like I
Speaker 2: don't like anti heroes like Reagan, but like.
Speaker 1: Reagan is my least favorite person ever.
Speaker 2: You said.
Speaker 1: He's your hero. I mean you have you have the
Speaker 1: pin up poster.
Speaker 2: Idea of having you walk into my house and there's
Speaker 2: a pin up. There's a pin up Reagan and Lily.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I just leave it there.
Speaker 1: To touch it because my skin burns when I touch it.
Speaker 1: It's like a vampire trying to go in daylight. And
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like that's a level of like
Speaker 1: I would I would respect it at that point because
Speaker 1: there are people who like simp for Reagan in a
Speaker 1: really weird way, but like if you go in the
Speaker 1: room and they got a pinup, like, oh okay.
Speaker 2: I think for Reagan the person that can like read,
Speaker 2: breathe and like look at the PI history as a
Speaker 2: fucking disaster history history, the history design history text covered
Speaker 2: in anyway.
Speaker 1: So my least favorite anyway, So my least favorite food
Speaker 1: is lobster?
Speaker 2: Is it really no?
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like bugs of any kind.
Speaker 1: That was the question that got us to hear, by
Speaker 1: the way, yeah, it is the question I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: I I am very aware that they're just roaches and
Speaker 1: it not quite but no, they are literally like if
Speaker 1: if somebody has a roach ology, they're also allergic to lobsters.
Speaker 1: You know, well's because yeah, it will shelf.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the thing is, if roaches had.
Speaker 4: Protein in the way that tasted like those things, I
Speaker 4: think a lot of people would overlook the roaches because
Speaker 4: you know how a lot of people get bugs.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 4: Bugs do not taste like fucking lobster, crab or anything
Speaker 4: remotely like that.
Speaker 2: So people that eat bugs make like if I someone
Speaker 2: eat bugs, I really think about them differently immediately, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're a monster.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy much the world. Yeah, that's so much. No,
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very opposed. I just don't like eating
Speaker 1: small mammals image of it, So I don't really I
Speaker 1: actually just don't like the taste of it really that much.
Speaker 1: Like I don't hate it, but I to me, like
Speaker 1: I would rather eat like a million other things.
Speaker 4: Shrimp, crab, I mean, lobster is fine, Like to me,
Speaker 4: lobster the expense of it, and it's I've always just
Speaker 4: crab and shrimp fucking especially man, if you there's like
Speaker 4: you you grill shrimp, Holy shit, it's it's it's it's
Speaker 4: the flavor is amazing.
Speaker 2: I cannot give them.
Speaker 1: I I haven't had to be fair. I would be
Speaker 1: open to trying it. I just like kind of there's
Speaker 1: like this, like.
Speaker 4: Uh, I don't even think there's red lobsters anymore. They
Speaker 4: close down most of them. But uh, they would have
Speaker 4: like this garlic, like wood grill, fire grill, whatever the
Speaker 4: fuck they would do with it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is this is stupid? How
Speaker 1: good this shit is. It's it's good.
Speaker 4: But also if something creeps you out or you just
Speaker 4: think it's gross, I mean to me, there's no reason
Speaker 4: to try to push it on somebody because that's how
Speaker 4: people be like I can't believe you haven't eaten this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, I'm I'm I
Speaker 1: like to try and new. I like to try foods,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like I like when I
Speaker 1: was hitting Lazy, that was like she opened me up
Speaker 1: to that a lot. She's like, you should try all
Speaker 1: this thing. It's like you're probably right, uh, And so
Speaker 1: I'm fine to try a bunch of stuff. But like
Speaker 1: if I have a choice, and it's like like, if
Speaker 1: I'm hungry, I'm not risking something. I'm not gonna order
Speaker 1: something that I'm not sure about, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I want like yeah, and that's pretty much the
Speaker 1: only time I eat is when I'm hungry, because I
Speaker 1: forget to eat until I So that is you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mister fucking honey nut cheerios. You hand scooped.
Speaker 1: Cheerios for breakfast. This morning before we recorded it, I
Speaker 1: had three handfuls of cheerios because I was thinking, like, ah,
Speaker 1: do I You're thirties, man, I know that's not a
Speaker 1: common occurrence, to be fair, like I normally do wake
Speaker 1: up like a little bit earlier or like I'll just
Speaker 1: like wait and have like proper breakfast or lunch like later.
Speaker 1: But like today I was like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: need something, and I just didn't feel like making an
Speaker 1: egg choked it on like a bird.
Speaker 2: You already even fucking chewing crushing it.
Speaker 1: Damn Anyway, we got let's let's see one more. V
Speaker 1: h wait V has come to wrote in says, Hello
Speaker 1: snark Tank crew, longtime listener, first time question asker.
Speaker 2: Welcome. If you're telling the truth.
Speaker 1: I work at the airport in Philly, and my coworker
Speaker 1: asked if he could pay me to suck my dick.
Speaker 1: We have had only one conversation before this interaction, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to know if you guys have had a
Speaker 1: similar situation happened to you before, and if not, what
Speaker 1: would you what would you do in my situation?
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was gonna give you
Speaker 2: money if he could for you to suck, for him
Speaker 2: to suck your.
Speaker 1: Dick, he's gonna get paid and he's gonna get his
Speaker 1: dick sucked.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh that's a double combo.
Speaker 1: So so yeah, so you have a gay coworker.
Speaker 4: I think if this dude was homosexual, he would have
Speaker 4: just done it and he wouldn't to post it about.
Speaker 1: It, you know what I mean, or just not Yeah,
Speaker 1: this would have been silent. There's something here man.
Speaker 4: Like if he well, look, if see, if I was
Speaker 4: prop position like that, I would decline and then I
Speaker 4: would take the story to you guys. But if I
Speaker 4: was somebody who was like accepting, it would just stay
Speaker 4: with me, you feel me like it would just so,
Speaker 4: I think this person probably and if.
Speaker 1: You didn't do it, you just probably wouldn't mention it
Speaker 1: in this way, you know what I mean. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've had I've had some like I think he did it.
Speaker 1: You think I think he did it, You think I
Speaker 1: know I would. What would you do in my situation?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What did you do?
Speaker 4: Like, so you're saying, you're saying because if I did it,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't. So I'm very aware of projection. If I'm
Speaker 4: doing something that I perceived that would make me that
Speaker 4: is kind of like a negative to my character or something.
Speaker 1: I Am not going to tell people about it, right,
Speaker 1: But this is what I think what's happening here is
Speaker 1: reverse reverse psychology.
Speaker 2: I feel that doesn't work for me.
Speaker 4: I feel like it could it could be that, but
Speaker 4: I just feel like, then you're a dumb person because
Speaker 4: now you're you're putting it out there for people to
Speaker 4: even know that this situation happened, and then there's a
Speaker 4: possibility that you did do it.
Speaker 1: You could just be lying. It's a dumb thing to
Speaker 1: even put that out there into the ether. So it
Speaker 1: could be. So so this guy did This guy definitely
Speaker 1: did so, I mean, congratulations, No, I look, I've never
Speaker 1: had this happen. I don't even know where you would
Speaker 1: have to be for this something.
Speaker 2: I I've had something similar, but it's still been propositioned,
Speaker 2: not to like not.
Speaker 1: Not for them, I've been propositioned not like wait a minute,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I want to know about both of
Speaker 1: your guys propositions.
Speaker 2: Okay, you go first, I fucked one of my pregnant friends.
Speaker 2: But that's like a different that's not the same thing.
Speaker 2: But I even but even I said it's not I
Speaker 2: literally said the beginning.
Speaker 4: Why would you even talk She's so not even related
Speaker 4: to this, But I've I've been propositioned before, but like
Speaker 4: that's not even like not even remotely.
Speaker 2: I clarify that from the beginning, like not even like
Speaker 2: this is so bananas.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, you.
Speaker 4: Know what you said right now, Like if someone asked me, hey, man,
Speaker 4: you e you ever had seafood before, and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: I mean it's not the same thing, but I've had
Speaker 4: cow What the why did you even.
Speaker 1: Say I've had I've had before. I get like, Thatt Negro,
Speaker 1: we're not even talking about that. I want to know.
Speaker 4: Did some dude come up to you and be like,
Speaker 4: I want to fucking suck you dry homie, what's good?
Speaker 2: And not even like I was never I've never been,
Speaker 2: like nothing that has never happened.
Speaker 1: You said you've been, if you I've had on two occasions,
Speaker 1: I've had a couple approached me at like a bar,
Speaker 1: at a bar twice. Okay, I was with my girlfriend too,
Speaker 1: So it was like it was not like just me,
Speaker 1: how bold is that? It's crazy with a girl and
Speaker 1: like hey, hey you shut up. Well it was like
Speaker 1: literally it was literally like come join us or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, that's no dude.
Speaker 4: I love that, Like I love that that that uh,
Speaker 4: confident gay man. It's like that stereotype is real. Like
Speaker 4: so like when I make gay parodies or whatever, when
Speaker 4: we make them, there is a subgroup of these dudes
Speaker 4: that are so because you know how horny men are,
Speaker 4: and then they're just like.
Speaker 1: Hey guy, yeah, what's good? And I'm like, well I
Speaker 1: should say I should say one was just a guy
Speaker 1: and then the other one was like a couple. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a couple approaching us to Okay, but like it
Speaker 1: was very that was very weird that the swinger ship
Speaker 1: or the couple, whatever you call it.
Speaker 2: That's it's weird.
Speaker 4: Too, because I can't I can't imagine. I can't imagine
Speaker 4: that at all.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that. Well, first of all, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that as a as a premise, and then secondly,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that as a premise with complete strangers,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I don't trust you.
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna I would sooner do that
Speaker 1: with people that I knew, Yes, but like you're gonna
Speaker 1: get wrong. Yeah. I had somebody. I had somebody. Look
Speaker 1: it was technically it wasn't like an in person promises,
Speaker 1: but I had somebody ask me to like be there
Speaker 1: like they wanted. No, they wanted like it was like
Speaker 1: a cook thing, like they wanted me to smash their Yeah, girl, yeah,
Speaker 1: And I mean like, I'm not doing that. You're gonna
Speaker 1: like pull a gun with a sound start in the
Speaker 1: back of my head on right, They're gonna be handcuffed,
Speaker 1: and then I'll think about it.
Speaker 2: I could never I can never do that because I
Speaker 2: feel like, for me, that would destroy me. So if
Speaker 2: Mike Lily asked like, hey, can I fox some other
Speaker 2: guy you be in a room, I'd be like, oh great,
Speaker 2: we don't have to be together anymore. That's like you
Speaker 2: might have to be there.
Speaker 4: You being the cuck is crazy, but you being the
Speaker 4: c I don't know what you call him the person by.
Speaker 1: The bull, you being the bull.
Speaker 2: Crazy in there? Like this picture does.
Speaker 1: You just turned into that?
Speaker 2: I can't even make myself like that. I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm not at this phase yet.
Speaker 1: I just like, how do I get it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: Genuinely, he looks like he looks like he just touched
Speaker 1: a ball of infinite wisdom and he can't process it.
Speaker 1: The eye is really what the eyes what drives me crazy?
Speaker 1: Like he got mad because like without this, without the eye,
Speaker 1: this would look like just like a very unfortunate human being,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: he's like unhealthy, he's like having a rough go. He
Speaker 1: looks fair.
Speaker 2: The eye makes him look.
Speaker 4: He looks like there's so there's this band called him Suga.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up. I didn't say what kind of band.
Speaker 2: This is funny.
Speaker 1: This is pop group. There's this metal band, pop group.
Speaker 2: It's a very funny response to this thisase.
Speaker 4: But like there's h it's there's the lead singer. It's
Speaker 4: called them a sugar phase and like the lead singer. Essentially,
Speaker 4: it is doing this but without a lazy eye.
Speaker 2: Even he even has elongated canines.
Speaker 1: He's not a person.
Speaker 2: They are much like I just like there's because like
Speaker 2: mine are little sharp but not really mine are like
Speaker 2: slightly elongated.
Speaker 1: But that's that's a that is what a beast looks like.
Speaker 1: I just like that.
Speaker 2: I broke my other one.
Speaker 1: Like I just like that.
Speaker 4: This jaw is so strong, like he doesn't have speed, right,
Speaker 4: but he has like superior jaw strains, so if he
Speaker 4: does get you, you cannot get out.
Speaker 1: He's like a pit bull person. Yeah yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: just like and he has the jaw strength of a
Speaker 1: snapping turtle billion fast.
Speaker 2: Three three billion b size. So you said, I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is that would shatter the planet. Maybe
Speaker 2: that is insane core. This guy can do anyone can
Speaker 2: do it. He cocked like bubble gum is this guy?
Speaker 1: I love this man.
Speaker 4: I I want people to like do variants of this,
Speaker 4: like get him with a fu man shoe and punished.
Speaker 2: What is this guy's name?
Speaker 1: Rabbit Swen Rabbit rabbit sweet would have to be like,
Speaker 1: uh like Negas negasween negas a white man that notice
Speaker 1: how I really emphasized the either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Negasween is like a white version of this. This
Speaker 2: is a white that'd be like Nega sween. This is Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it implied that Nega means you're the opposite race?
Speaker 1: So I don't know because races don't have opposite never
Speaker 1: how it works. But yes, but shut up.
Speaker 2: So you're the image of its.
Speaker 1: Reverse flat he's reverse swee. Is it is reverse flash black?
Speaker 2: No, he couldn't be. They would have killed him by
Speaker 2: he was snark shop Shop wanted coming coming soon.
Speaker 1: I hate that you turned it. As soon as he
Speaker 1: got the camera on me get this coming soon, Snark
Speaker 1: tanked up Chop. I tried to hit up this one guy.
Speaker 2: He's uh.
Speaker 4: I found this artist forever ago where he made this
Speaker 4: like demonic arcle because remember we did that arkle bit
Speaker 4: and like.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the le it was? You don't remember
Speaker 2: the le Bit?
Speaker 1: Well it was it was first it was the theme song.
Speaker 4: It was the theme song like Negroes hanging from several trees,
Speaker 4: and then there was Steve being a nuisance, and then
Speaker 4: Carl at the end of killing him, and then.
Speaker 2: Daughter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so anyway, it made me think of that picture
Speaker 4: this evil, demonic picture of Arkle and that artist. I
Speaker 4: was like, holy shit, I wonder what that artist is
Speaker 4: up to. And I messaged him trying to because I
Speaker 4: was like, I would love to get some art done,
Speaker 4: and if you saw it, you'd be you guys would
Speaker 4: be like, oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: But he hasn't gotten back to me yet. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: This fucking still he scared you? Oh man, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna We're gonna head the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, we're gonna read our twenty five dollars up.
Speaker 1: Uh patrons, now remember you can join. I never said
Speaker 1: fucking Patreon whatever. Well, patron concest tarked, that is crazy cool.
Speaker 1: So this is like this guy dropped this like in
Speaker 1: mid two thousands or something.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was so long ago.
Speaker 4: I remember having on like MySpace or it was when
Speaker 4: you used to be able to have backgrounds in your
Speaker 4: uh your YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this was like my background. Damn you remember that.
Speaker 1: That's how crazy I forgot all about that.
Speaker 4: I was because I was I started posting regularly in
Speaker 4: two thousand and eight, when I was just doing like
Speaker 4: guitar shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eight, nine, ten, was around that time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I think eleven or like late ten, they they
Speaker 1: switched all they did the Google Plus you know, Google
Speaker 1: plush when you had to have the Google Plus to
Speaker 1: have a Google Plus.
Speaker 2: God for you.
Speaker 1: That totally so hard. That feels like and that's an
Speaker 1: actual eternity.
Speaker 4: It really is in Google hangouts too, like that was
Speaker 4: a normal thing where.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember even in twenty sixteen, like pre Discord,
Speaker 1: I would be doing Google hangouts. That's why I did
Speaker 1: Patreon hangouts, right hangouts, that's Discord. It's a completely different platform. Man,
Speaker 1: it feels just so different.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Patreonic concepts in stark Tank. If you want to
Speaker 1: join up over there, throw us at, throw us a
Speaker 1: coin or two. Uh, jump into one of these tiers.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read the twenty five dollars up names before
Speaker 1: I before I go. I do want to say I
Speaker 1: don't normally do this kind of thing, but I don't
Speaker 1: normally have an experience like this. There's a game on
Speaker 1: Steam called Mouthwashing, and it is one of the coolest
Speaker 1: like psychological hard games I think I've ever experienced ever.
Speaker 1: And it's like two and a half hours, like a
Speaker 1: perfect like short run time, highly recommend it. Not paid
Speaker 1: at all, just really cool.
Speaker 2: I think it's like thirteen bucks or something for two hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean it's like one of those things where
Speaker 1: it's like it's, you know.
Speaker 4: I'm putting my wish lists. Let me see you catch
Speaker 4: on Yeah, catching on a sale. It's very good.
Speaker 1: Small team seven guys, I think, uh, wildly good. Yeah guys,
Speaker 1: no women, That's why it's so good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can play a demo, Holston. That ship looks
Speaker 4: fucking I haven't popped it up yet, but that shit
Speaker 4: looks cool.
Speaker 2: Shit, what is that? I think I mentioned it before?
Speaker 1: It was like Holston, Holston, did I did?
Speaker 2: I not?
Speaker 1: If I'm saying that sounds doesn't sound familiar to me.
Speaker 4: God damn it. I feel like I may have talked
Speaker 4: about this before, but there's a demo of it up
Speaker 4: right now. And this ship, yeah, I just like, let
Speaker 4: me pulled up real fast.
Speaker 2: So you can just see. Maybe you've seen.
Speaker 1: Uh this ship.
Speaker 4: So it's just like, uh, come on, you fucking Steam
Speaker 4: app so good.
Speaker 2: Steam apps really good.
Speaker 1: But it's.
Speaker 4: It basically when you're fighting, it's it's you see the
Speaker 4: art style, but like when you're starting to fight, it
Speaker 4: goes in.
Speaker 2: The first person.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think I have seen this, Like it.
Speaker 2: Goes in like first person. It looks kind of like
Speaker 2: Resnubal for Holston.
Speaker 1: Really that's not oh oh okay, all right, yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's the demos. I haven't tried it yet, so but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna try it pretty soon because it's
Speaker 1: not out yet, so it doesn't have it didn't have
Speaker 1: a price. I probably guess about like this, it's probably
Speaker 1: about like twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 4: I've never seen I've never seen anyone because you see
Speaker 4: you see that fucking like that platform all the time, right,
Speaker 4: but I never see like it engage in the first
Speaker 4: person on that level.
Speaker 1: It was like it looks really cool. Yeah, you fight
Speaker 1: zombies and it looks like zombies some type of creatures
Speaker 1: zombies or black Yeah, I think I saw that on
Speaker 1: Like there's also like, oh my god, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that game?
Speaker 2: I keep seeing it on my timeline.
Speaker 1: I keep I keep telling myself to like pay attention
Speaker 1: to it, but it's like it's an FPS but it's
Speaker 1: all drawn and it looks crazy cool. But like I don't,
Speaker 1: damn it. I'll bring it up next time. I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'll see it again. Yeah, it's really fucking cool. It's
Speaker 1: like it's really weird anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to like get like better footage of it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's not like it's like asymometric Resident Evil
Speaker 1: and then it like goes the first person. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: third person. That's such a cool idea. Yeah, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that before.
Speaker 2: That's what I was like. It was cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, into it, And there's also Marble Rivals tomorrow, so
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm actually I'm gonna go, well, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it revealed Wolverine. He looks insane?
Speaker 2: Does he?
Speaker 1: You haven't seen it? I don't know, man, that ship
Speaker 1: like look, dude, I'll show you. Actually just kind of
Speaker 1: have to like except for it before. I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of going and it's like, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: It does look like fucking everything else. It doesn't look
Speaker 2: like everything else.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I guess, I guess I would. I
Speaker 1: know what you mean.
Speaker 2: The game looks really I've played it, so from the
Speaker 2: plate aspect, it plays plays really well.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's really cool. It's free, so I'll check it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Concord where they're charging.
Speaker 2: What the hell is happening?
Speaker 1: Screaming Jesus Christ, he can turn his volume off, bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't like black people, particularly except for Storm, that
Speaker 2: bad hell.
Speaker 1: He's all, okay, that's all. How tall is that way?
Speaker 2: Five three?
Speaker 1: He's like two nine. It looks all like smite.
Speaker 2: It's like smite, come here in word.
Speaker 1: Black people steal. He's so fucking bulky.
Speaker 2: He is got, he's broad.
Speaker 1: No, that's crazy, bro, No Wolverine is he weighs he's
Speaker 1: your hype bro. And he's like his head is like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's his gigantic, fucking broad body. And then his head
Speaker 1: is like the size of it. He looks first of
Speaker 1: the dripper is insane, is immaculate. But the thing he's like,
Speaker 1: because he's like two hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: In your height, dude, I thought that was the bones.
Speaker 1: No, with the bones, he's like three hundred pounds. What
Speaker 1: he wents less? Somehow, how can you weigh him with no?
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, he's like, how can you weigh
Speaker 1: him without the bones? Because there is no woovery without
Speaker 1: his bones? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Before he got the skeleton, he was like he was
Speaker 2: he didn't have all of them.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean before he got the cody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was. He was four foot one he was
Speaker 1: now hundred pounds. Yes, yes, yes he was.
Speaker 2: He was five foot four.
Speaker 1: He was three foot six and five. He was one
Speaker 1: foot two.
Speaker 2: He was zero foot seven, zero foot twelve.
Speaker 1: Zero foot twelve. Negro bub All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's read the names.
Speaker 1: A calm me down, killing barrage three two one. You're
Speaker 1: a rascal, mister Grid. Mister you're moreal code is bent.
Speaker 1: You sell cigarettes to children and then you laced them
Speaker 1: all with fent, mister Cristure. It's good. I like that
Speaker 1: is so bad, and tis the season tis the same.
Speaker 1: It's weird, like I know it's my birthday, but I
Speaker 1: forget that sometimes I also forget that it's also the
Speaker 1: start of December Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's weird, like I don't know, it feels gross in California,
Speaker 2: so that's always.
Speaker 1: It's also like uncharacteristically like it's nice out. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I feel like even this time last year was kind
Speaker 1: of cold. Well, it rained the fun on last year
Speaker 1: though it fucking didn't literally did. It's really anti rain
Speaker 1: like that. I love the idea of people being like
Speaker 1: really really like hyper defensive over things that really don't
Speaker 1: matter anything.
Speaker 4: I did at a Jojo on accident. Which you do
Speaker 4: you know the you know the band the Neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah something. For some reason, I have that song.
Speaker 4: I only know one song of their Sweater Weather, and
Speaker 4: I had no fucking clue.
Speaker 1: The lead singers a dude. I had no idea what.
Speaker 4: Yes, So all I am is a man blah blah
Speaker 4: blah with my toes in the sand.
Speaker 1: You know it's too cold. So Jojo says, that's this.
Speaker 4: That's a guy, and I'm We're driving to my homies
Speaker 4: house and I'm like, shut the fuck up. I'm like,
Speaker 4: that sounds like a fucking chick.
Speaker 1: I had no clue. This song's been out for like
Speaker 1: a literally a decade. That's I've masturbated that song so
Speaker 1: many times. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: Specifically, I'm that Penis Music.
Speaker 1: Running running into somebody like you opened it with the
Speaker 1: door and they're they're banging one out to Penis Music.
Speaker 1: He's like, sweaty, hunched over one foot on the desk.
Speaker 1: I I'm closing the door, never speaking of that. That's
Speaker 1: too weird. I'm I'm sealing that room.
Speaker 4: But I got really I got obnoxiously upset when Jojo
Speaker 4: said to me, like, I don't know that.
Speaker 2: She's like, really, you didn't know that was a guy?
Speaker 4: Like sounds like a guy to me, And I got like,
Speaker 4: unreasonably upset. I'm just like, you can't fucking tell me
Speaker 4: that guy that the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I was like, anyone who's heard that song the Swell Sweater.
Speaker 4: But see, that's the thing, if you the only way
Speaker 4: you would actually know it's a guy is if you
Speaker 4: knew that information. But if you just heard that song
Speaker 4: on the fucking radio, I guess that sounds.
Speaker 1: Like a female.
Speaker 2: It's a woman.
Speaker 4: Well, to me, it's just an obvious natural thing to
Speaker 4: assume it's a woman. You wouldn't naturally assume it's a
Speaker 4: guy because that voice is not like a male's voice
Speaker 4: in any way she performed. It's not even like a
Speaker 4: falsettle male.
Speaker 1: So what you do in the situation.
Speaker 4: In that situation, I just I kind of snapped a
Speaker 4: little bit unreasonably because when she said that, like, it
Speaker 4: sounds like a guy to me, it made me upset
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Speaker 4: Like I'm the one who's stupid that doesn't.
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Speaker 2: yes it is. She's like, no, it's not. What do
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Speaker 2: never heard about VD. She never because people don't use
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Speaker 2: not true. We can complicate it all the time because
Speaker 2: of the fact that obviously I'm insane and I can't
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Speaker 2: That's not a fucking thing for her to be like
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Speaker 2: people say epoton That's a bridge way of people saying it.
Speaker 1: It's not always people.
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Speaker 2: this right now, Chris, I personally haven't heard anybody pronounce
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Speaker 2: is wrong based on the fact that epitome is the
Speaker 2: way we say it over here. But epoitome is a
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Speaker 1: Okay, Jimmy, you would just have to show me an
Speaker 1: example and then I believe you.
Speaker 4: You know, Like, if I've heard like a British person
Speaker 4: reading out epotome and that's how they say it, I'd
Speaker 4: be like, Okay.
Speaker 1: Think you have a epitaph? No epright, We're.
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Speaker 4: it's not anti.
Speaker 2: I think if it's not right, I agree that it's
Speaker 2: just the wrong. People usually say it like I'm not
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Speaker 4: The reason why people put two x's a lot of
Speaker 4: times because they think you need to double it up
Speaker 4: because of the rules of English. But I'm like, no,
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to double things up to give it
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