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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j R R your freaking idiots. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>where do we want to begin our little adventure this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>How about in Evansville, Indiana.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, my buddy's kid played soccer right around their college ball.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we got going on in Evansville? Wait, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a bit of a dispute for services rendered at

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant there that I was suffering a clogged, clogged

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<v Speaker 1>grease trap pipe. Oh so that's a gnarly backup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. So they called out the plumbing service to

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<v Speaker 1>get that thing cleared, and the guy came out and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess did his work, and uh, for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>there was some sort of failure to make payments to

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<v Speaker 1>the plumbing company. So the long story short is the

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<v Speaker 1>plumber returned the next day and reclogged their pipe really

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<v Speaker 1>cramp crammed a balloon down in.

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<v Speaker 2>There, kind of like the lady over in uh Simola

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<v Speaker 2>County who clogged up all the drains was Cement.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think that was a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>extreme than this, but uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm ten percent plumbing, right, I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>giving you time to pull up the power flusher.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I thought we were going to reserve that

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<v Speaker 1>for the good, bad and ugly, and I can always,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just in case an early power flush. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me uh, let me get that here. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that was gonna be called for here, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do have it at the beck and call and the

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<v Speaker 1>ready here. When you brought up plumber, I'm like, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a you ask for a flusher, the power flusher.

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<v Speaker 1>It is uh huh. One more time. For those new

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<v Speaker 1>to the program. This is actually Bob's toilet at home,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's got quite velocity.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of several. My wife won't let me put

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<v Speaker 2>one in the master because it would wake her up

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<v Speaker 2>every morning. So no turn, too tough now, Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that thing you could do a sideways log? Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this someone brand new to this show or just

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<v Speaker 1>stumbling upon this? What is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the tourist who's out at the theme parks and

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<v Speaker 2>he ran to surprise the wife and kids by getting

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<v Speaker 2>the wife a nice hot cup of really good coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>He's driving in the car right now, right, and then

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<v Speaker 2>coming back and he's like, these guys are gross here

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<v Speaker 2>in Florida. So you ain't got a power flush indeed,

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<v Speaker 2>sir or man. So I guess there's a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a back and forth on this disagreement.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't believe it. It's like, okay, is this really happening.

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<v Speaker 3>So this was the first thing in a voice basically

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<v Speaker 3>explaining all the work he did, and then it's in

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<v Speaker 3>a second one basically doing the same exact work, and

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<v Speaker 3>he charged this double.

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<v Speaker 1>The restaurant was pissed because they had to call him

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<v Speaker 1>back once they realized the drain was clogged again, which

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<v Speaker 1>he had clogged because they didn't pay him. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is where they were pissed that they charged him again.

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<v Speaker 3>If we were to leave the balloon in there, it

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<v Speaker 3>would have overflowed the restaurant with water, dirty water that's

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<v Speaker 3>going on a grease trap. Basically, we would have to

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<v Speaker 3>shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a magic one. I can wave and

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<v Speaker 1>remove all of the garbage and debris from the drain line.

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<v Speaker 1>We can snake it. We can verify that it's open

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<v Speaker 1>and working correctly, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Is what we did, and yeah, so he's acting like

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't put a balloon or whatever it's called there.

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<v Speaker 1>This is hardcore plumbing world. You ever do one of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever use a snake? I have? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a pain in the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of buying one, my recommendation, as ten percent plumber

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<v Speaker 2>is go ahead and rent one.

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<v Speaker 1>I borrow the neighbors. When, oh when, when duty literally calls, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you got a neighbor, that's okay, watch the wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's move over to New Jersey. North Bergen Police Department

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<v Speaker 1>there is in chaos after five of their officers have

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<v Speaker 1>accused the chief of facilitating and participating in what I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you could loosely describe as a out of control

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<v Speaker 1>fratthouse type environment and campaign of harassment against employees, including

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<v Speaker 1>incidents of the chief defecating on the office floor, spiking

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<v Speaker 1>the office coffee pot with adderall and viagra, and jabbing

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<v Speaker 1>one officer in the penis with a hypodermic needle. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is the chief. Chief Robert Farley Chris Brother also

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<v Speaker 1>accused of harassing officers outside of the office by sending

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<v Speaker 1>packages containing sex toys and gay pride flags to their homes.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell this guy is on a rampage.

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<v Speaker 2>So this guy's out there again. We know that there's

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<v Speaker 2>a bad app on every profession. Some would say I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the bad apple in this profession, but that's going way

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<v Speaker 2>past bad apple, Am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Or yeah, No, there's there's no call for any of this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just ridiculous, sending pride flags and this. Wow. I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at the story and watching some of the

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<v Speaker 1>news report from up there the city of North Bergen

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<v Speaker 1>is uh, they're pulling one of these. Well you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't haven't heard the whole story yet. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we've got the gist of it. We hadn't just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, what do you call me bits and pieces, Bob? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's more than a few bits and pieces there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got enough to know that. Uh. Finally we bring

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<v Speaker 1>it back here to Central Florida Palm Bay. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>this happened last week, but Pombay police have just released

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<v Speaker 1>some some uh uh officer film footage, you know, from

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<v Speaker 1>the vest of an incident where they had to respond

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<v Speaker 1>to a shopping plaza where a guy who had been

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<v Speaker 1>at Interchange Square along Malibar Road. He had been previously

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<v Speaker 1>trespassed from the facility of the property, and he showed

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<v Speaker 1>back up. And this guy rolls around Melbourne on a

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<v Speaker 1>bicycle dressed as a clown. It's really kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>poor man's Ronald McDonald clown outfits, and so the police

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<v Speaker 1>show up in the clown where in the clown world?

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<v Speaker 1>He tries, though you got to watch this video. I

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<v Speaker 1>am sharing it with you on our Facebook page. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy looks perhaps maybe a bit of a drifter who

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<v Speaker 1>this is just his thing. And the audio I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to play some of the audio, but most of it's

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<v Speaker 1>bleeped out with the clown horn of the back and

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<v Speaker 1>forth between the office they finally watching. They finally get

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<v Speaker 1>him in the back of the squad car and the

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<v Speaker 1>one officer sarcastically says, you look like a clown, and

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<v Speaker 1>the guy goes, I'm a clown, dude, that is full

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<v Speaker 1>on a Ronald McDonald. Then show except the he has

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<v Speaker 1>a different emblem on his yeah, but his face is

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<v Speaker 1>blurred out so I can't really see the emblem. But

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow, he went down hard in the grass. And

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<v Speaker 1>then at the end of the video, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>best the cops or they're filming them going through this

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<v Speaker 1>duffel bag he had. It's full of nothing but clown gear.

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<v Speaker 1>You have this multiple same exact outfit. I'm watching him

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<v Speaker 1>get pinned.

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<v Speaker 2>And officers in Palmbay whether you're uh northwest southeast and

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<v Speaker 2>that's a big thing over there, Officers in Palm Bay,

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<v Speaker 2>Props to you for keeping your cool.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy has a clown nose on it while he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting arrested and and tackle to the ground because he's

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<v Speaker 2>being a dummy.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, thank you for the cop. Look. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I see all the clown gear coming up. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>clown bag. They say, a clown car. You get a

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<v Speaker 1>clown bag as well. It's just outfit after outfit pouring

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<v Speaker 1>out again j r r Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to need to refresh that wind because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>telling you they start unloading the bag right, Lynch says,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a bunch of these RABA McDonald knockoff outfits.

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<v Speaker 1>They found no meth in that bag. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Look do you notice what the cop has on. See

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<v Speaker 2>I pick up little things like this, uh the rubber gloves.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that that is a solid, solid strategic move.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't going near that side. Oh wait, he went

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<v Speaker 2>to touch him and the guy fell back. Now he's

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<v Speaker 2>doing h you look like a clown.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a clown glitcher, Taco on the man.

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