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<v Speaker 1>Taught to read my lips.

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<v Speaker 2>Chili's keeping time looking good as Luise, Buddy needs a

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas's tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Dam you need a Christmas tree, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too much work. I'll say never I did it

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<v Speaker 4>as a kid. I've had it growing up and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Jilly just says, you know what, I did so much

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<v Speaker 2>by the time I was twelve, I'm not doing anything

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<v Speaker 2>any days. That's what I'm getting. I'm like, I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's why I hate walking. You had to walk

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<v Speaker 4>miles just to get to school.

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<v Speaker 2>He worked him like in the snow until he was twelve,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he said, that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, like like twenty feet of snow in all

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<v Speaker 4>volcano dust and everything to go to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael, good morning, Good morning, rod Ryan family. How are

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<v Speaker 2>you today? Better?

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<v Speaker 3>Chili's wearing pants today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he was. Yeah, Well, I don't know. His

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<v Speaker 2>camera's still not working over there, so he put on pants.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's doing it Winnie the Poo style or

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<v Speaker 2>Donald Duck style when he's not in the room with us.

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<v Speaker 2>But he did put on pants because he's here timekeeping.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's playing for you today? Michael, all right, shut your

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<v Speaker 2>mouth because.

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<v Speaker 4>He wants to go.

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<v Speaker 2>But I Michael that it kind of wasn't burn because

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't get sucked into that for half a second. Stephen,

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<v Speaker 2>good morning, Good morning, Hello, Steven, team Tessa over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, hello Steven, I can hear you?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>What does it even sound exactly? Michael say hello hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen say hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have time.

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<v Speaker 4>What are they?

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<v Speaker 5>What are they playing for?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 5>It's racy DC tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>You're both fine, gentlesmen.

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<v Speaker 2>A c DC tickets go on sale tomorrow. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>who's going first?

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<v Speaker 4>Who won us?

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<v Speaker 1>You did?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the returning champion?

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<v Speaker 3>Then, Michael, what do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't handle questions. Michael, who do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>go first?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, he wanted that.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted that, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Alex is now putting on headphones, shuffling.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day. I'm shuffled and shuffling every day.

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<v Speaker 4>There.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day, Chili, I'm shuffling, shuffling. Are you keeping time?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? I am good. Every day I'm timing, okay, every.

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<v Speaker 2>Day He's tired. Twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it, all right, you're not good with numbers. So

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<v Speaker 4>I'll say nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty seconds, no more, no less, I'll say the word

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<v Speaker 2>you hit the clock, Yes, twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>She was right on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mundo sent in the first. Oh, Paradise, Mundo brought us

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<v Speaker 2>all Christmas presents this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what a sweet man.

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<v Speaker 3>Give a nice hug.

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<v Speaker 4>Looks so glorious.

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<v Speaker 2>Thumbs up, yea gloria.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty seconds on the Here we go, first word.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck Alex.

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<v Speaker 5>Mint mouth? What mint mouth, miss mouth, mint mouth, miss

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<v Speaker 5>stea mouth, mist mouth, mint mouth, mint mouth. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know mint mouth, paste mouth, mint mouth. He doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 5>He's not gonna guess. He doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Chili with all those mints in his mouth, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we said he had the precious breath on the planet

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<v Speaker 2>mint mouth before the game started, and then he did

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<v Speaker 2>chili brown. How many were how many.

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<v Speaker 4>Of those things?

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<v Speaker 2>Like fourteen, fourteen, thirteen, thirteen?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dirty dozen?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you add one at the very end?

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<v Speaker 2>It was going to be a dozen? And then he

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<v Speaker 2>got lippy with me and I threw another one in there, Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>Takers, thank you punishing me mint mouth? I told him,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, here we go next.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, people, I'm telling you people love chili brown

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<v Speaker 3>thumbs up, aluminum tree, aluminum what tree, aluminum tree tree.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, hey, man, it's not my first language.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's nobody's first language. With a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>candy corn in your mouth, I'm gonna try lingual.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you are good for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you put that on resumes. Yeah, okay, he's got.

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<v Speaker 1>One, got one.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael seems to think that Alex was gonna get him

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<v Speaker 2>those a c DC tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he probably will now.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris D sent this one in Chris D.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Daughtry Famous listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>Thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 2>Fudge nuts, fudge nuts, fudge nut.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you give them that fudge nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to give me nut, fudge nut, fudge nuts were

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<v Speaker 2>all out here. Test the two to tie, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>two to tie, three to start your question.

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<v Speaker 1>To stay alive.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't want to lose your throne, obviously, y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want your thrown lies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a championship throne. She's sitting, yeah, called the toilet, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she has, but on the other headphones now she can't

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<v Speaker 2>hear my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Chili.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing. Twenty seconds on the clock from the moment

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<v Speaker 2>I say the word. Shane sent this in. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to rob You have to remind me if this

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<v Speaker 2>is something I don't know, if it doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be on the show to be a word. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of times these silly things are thumbs.

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<v Speaker 5>Up, sweet noodle, sweet nook, sweet noodle, sweet noodle. Boo,

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<v Speaker 5>we have a game.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about sweet noodles?

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<v Speaker 4>I think we're talking about Yes, the popsicles, the popsicles

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<v Speaker 4>that were.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're gonna definitely take a nap now after that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, golden sleep like Oh I came up with an

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<v Speaker 3>answer to them the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so tired, my job's done for the month.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was those gummy popsicles. Yeah, right, sweet noodle.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess maybe that's where it came from. This is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>William sent this one in. There was a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>versions of this. This was the funniest one. Thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 2>comb up, rancid panty, what rancid panty, racing panty, rancid panty,

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<v Speaker 2>greasy panty. Ooh, rancid panty, rinsing panty, rancid crazy panty,

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<v Speaker 2>rancid panty.

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<v Speaker 4>No say it again.

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<v Speaker 5>What was that two seconds? You need seconds?

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<v Speaker 1>This fine?

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty seconds at the bottom, look twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what are the three bands in throwback Thursday?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Rancid panties. Rancid panties. It's like living color panties. It

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<v Speaker 2>didn't look like that at all, right, counting cross panties,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't look anything like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Those panties be hanging around. Okay, he needs this to

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<v Speaker 4>tie yeah or else the King wings.

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<v Speaker 1>I need this, I need this.

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<v Speaker 2>I already called him the King Steven needs this.

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<v Speaker 1>Todd.

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<v Speaker 5>Todd sent this in ohms ups up.

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<v Speaker 1>Facial tissue. What facial tissue, facial what facial tissue, facial tissue,

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<v Speaker 1>facial sential, facial tissue, facial sensual, facial tissue, facial sential.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, yeah, your.

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<v Speaker 1>Facial tissue tissue.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael wins the game, Michael. Alex got me into the

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<v Speaker 2>twentieth anniversary doing the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh real, yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's so special, that's so neat. Thank you guys

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<v Speaker 4>are dating.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Michael's year.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, Tessa got me in there because to keep losing.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you anytime for you, Michael, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess I'll take over from here. You got the ac

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<v Speaker 2>DC tickets. Pretty Reckless is opening up the show April

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<v Speaker 2>fourteenth at and T Stadium, Arlington. Tickets go on sale

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow at noon.

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<v Speaker 4>You make a beautiful couple.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Both, Michael bust Bustin balls today.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Michael?

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<v Speaker 4>I told you I'm funny Dallas?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday?

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday is that Friday feel everybody's like, everybody's feeling saucy already.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, great gang, guys,