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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day Quo. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet

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<v Speaker 2>you at the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it said, mister Gorbert off, tear this wall down.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was gonna be Hey, man, I've been

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<v Speaker 3>trying to talk to you. That they'd really been putting

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<v Speaker 3>up some walls between.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have been stopped throwing your balls on me. You've

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<v Speaker 1>really had a barrier up. Anyway. Dad's on Dick was

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<v Speaker 1>episode one sixty one one. I'm known, I'm done, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>stone baby. Fuckina. Uh, what's today? Today's Monday? Monday, Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth of February. The fuck We're finally in February.

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<v Speaker 1>Does in February feel like it's or January? I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's three months long some days.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it always goes so fast for me, Like every

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<v Speaker 3>every single year, in the beginning of March, I go,

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<v Speaker 3>holy shit, it's March already. What the fuck happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when you get to March. Yeah, but while you're January, like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>put it in this perspective. I guess when you're in

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<v Speaker 1>like the let's say, it's like January twenty second, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh man, Christmas was three weeks ago. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still in January. You get this weird feeling of

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<v Speaker 1>like Christmas like it was a long time ago, but

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<v Speaker 1>it really wasn't that.

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<v Speaker 2>Long ago, from like the twentieth, from like the twentieth

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<v Speaker 2>to the thirty first until you get into February. Once

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<v Speaker 2>you're into February, you're like, oh shit, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and they'll wonder March fucking creeps up on

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<v Speaker 1>you because February's on.

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<v Speaker 2>I got twenty eight days? Is this year twenty nine?

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<v Speaker 2>When's leap year?

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<v Speaker 1>I was last year? I was last year. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a good digd twenty eight just another day.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck another day to piss somebody off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, speaking of another day, my uh my little dad's

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<v Speaker 1>story for the weekend. So I think my daughter, and

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't a hope because I secretly AJ knows this

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<v Speaker 1>that I secretly love that balance or whatever her name is,

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<v Speaker 1>the Tourette's Girl. Okay, wind it up, go, I fucking

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<v Speaker 1>love her anyway, my four year old she loves saying

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<v Speaker 1>booty cheeks whenever she gets a chance, like and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just random, like it's very eighty HD out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>So tonight we're eating dinner and someone's like, how's dinner

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<v Speaker 1>taste here? She goes taste good, tastes like butt crack,

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<v Speaker 1>like just out of nowhere. Else, like what just happened?

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<v Speaker 1>That's your kid? But I was like, yeah, so, uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my my four year old's obsessed saying booty cheeks and

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<v Speaker 1>butt crack, and and she places it in the red spots.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So wait, pretty pretty soon she's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 3>how about this nutsack?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it?

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<v Speaker 2>So when we when we go over there AJ next weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>well this weekend, we need to have a contest to

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<v Speaker 2>see how many times we can get her to say

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<v Speaker 2>booty cheeks loudly, like like in the chant type level. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have a competition between you and I. All right down.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we refer back to our chat from earlier? Are

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<v Speaker 1>our dad's on dago chat that people aren't actually part of,

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<v Speaker 1>but they can hear about this that you're actually not

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<v Speaker 1>coming to my house. We're coming to your house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what we said, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you wanted to host Super Bowl this year,

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<v Speaker 1>did I see I have the stone. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>fucking with you. I know, I normally fuck with you

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody ever believes me because I fuck with people

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<v Speaker 1>too much. But yeah, that was in all honesty.

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<v Speaker 2>So whoops, all right, come on over.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome to the circus. Speaking of circus, dumb, how

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<v Speaker 1>was your week?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my week was good. I ended up going to

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey on an impromptu visit to see my family.

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin's fiftieth birthday was this weekend, and so his

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend decided to throw him a gigantic party.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin is very aliked, very well known in the

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<v Speaker 2>little community that they're in, so she she threw a

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<v Speaker 2>party for him with about one hundred people. It was

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<v Speaker 2>pretty insane. It was that what rehabs like. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we all had to in the shower together. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is the Italian side. So this is on my

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<v Speaker 1>mom's side. O. Yeah, this is a pizza party. H

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<v Speaker 1>So it was a good It was a good time, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really nice to see family. It started off

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<v Speaker 2>with a fucking bang, dude. So we get we get

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<v Speaker 2>to the airport, we get to Vegas, it's eleven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, let me back up one more stuff. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>rewind this. Let's let's rewind it a little bit. So

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<v Speaker 1>we get to the airport. So, my mom is not

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<v Speaker 1>the fastest of move right. So when I when I

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<v Speaker 1>left Kingman to get to Vegas, I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we need some time. It's gonna take us a little

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<v Speaker 1>time to get everywhere, No big deal. She's probably gonna

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat. So we get there early.

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<v Speaker 2>We get there five fucking hours early.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the fastest my mom's moved ever in her

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<v Speaker 2>fucking life. So we are at the airport five hours

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<v Speaker 2>prior to our flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in context, you have texted me at this point

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<v Speaker 1>is six forty five. Yes, Arizona time. It's five forty

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<v Speaker 1>five Vegas time. And I'm like, wait, don't you leave

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<v Speaker 1>it eleven? And you were like yeah. And I was like, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you're at the airport like five hours early.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do with your life? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not even international, like whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I've downloaded some movies, I got some work to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought my work laptop, so it's like it'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll figure it out. Do you watch black Hawk down

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<v Speaker 1>on your flight.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, So we get We walk into the fucking airport,

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<v Speaker 2>park cars parks. We walk in and I look around.

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<v Speaker 2>Two fucking seconds I realized that the security check in

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<v Speaker 2>is directly in front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>We're exactly where we need to be, exactly where we

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's in line in the fucking TSA check it check in,

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<v Speaker 2>nobody's in line in the other stat and the other

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<v Speaker 2>security check in. Beautiful fucking scene. Right. My look over

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<v Speaker 2>to my mom to say something, and she goes, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get a wheelchair. Okay, we got a wheelchairs so we

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<v Speaker 2>can get through easier. And I was like, okay, why

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<v Speaker 2>do we need it? There's fucking empty lines right there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, well, just hold on, and she turns and

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<v Speaker 2>she asks the guy next to us, where do we

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<v Speaker 2>get the wheelchairs, to which he says, what airline are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We flew United? United is two hundred fucking yards at

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<v Speaker 2>the other end of the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to They couldn't wheel it to the security.

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<v Speaker 2>We had to go get it. We had to walk.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go, dude, We had to walk United.

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<v Speaker 1>We stand bitch, dude. God so here's the irony. The

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<v Speaker 1>irony of this is my mom does not need a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking wheelchair at all.

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<v Speaker 2>She only wanted it because she has TSA check in.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, and she didn't want to fucking pay for mine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't want to pay for my own given shit.

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<v Speaker 1>The pre check, that's ESA pre check, the TESA, your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom is the people that I'm eyeballing, you two motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 1>When i'm group A, I'm Group A like number three

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<v Speaker 1>to go in, yeah, and I'm watching twenty eight fucking

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<v Speaker 1>people with early check in because Gary and Sandy are

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<v Speaker 1>literally gonna have a stroke and die on this flight

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<v Speaker 1>so they can get on early. There's mama with her

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen fucking kids all under the age of two. That's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's you and your mom where I'm staring

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<v Speaker 1>them down, like these fuckers she had a new a

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<v Speaker 1>wheelchair that bitch can walk. Get up, Get the fuck up,

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<v Speaker 1>and get back to your seat. Dude, your ce check

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<v Speaker 1>in posted. Let me get my fucking seat.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at her and I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to do this. I was like, can we please

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<v Speaker 2>just walk through? And she's like, no, it'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, And I'm like, all right, whatever cuts

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<v Speaker 2>off her leg to prove it more. We walk off

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<v Speaker 2>all the way down. We wait like five ten minutes

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<v Speaker 2>to get the fucking wheelchair, which I obviously doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 2>right because we're we've got a whole half at fucking data.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>We get in the wheelchair and this woman was talking

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<v Speaker 2>to every single person that we passed. There were little kids,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's making this like Italian witch voice, like.

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<v Speaker 1>All these guys are so cut up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this woman like drags her kid from the

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<v Speaker 2>left side of her, which is the side we were on,

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<v Speaker 2>to the right side of her because she is now

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<v Speaker 2>fearful that this crazy ass Italian woman is next to

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<v Speaker 2>her gonna steal her fucking kid. So we get up there,

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<v Speaker 2>we get through. Everything's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We get on the plane, and about ten minutes in,

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<v Speaker 1>the pilot's like, hey, guys, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>About to take off. Everything's great. I hope you have

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<v Speaker 2>a great flight. We'll see on the other side, like

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<v Speaker 2>all right, cool. Then all of a sudden, people start

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<v Speaker 2>flooding in the plane. Was not leaving, he was letting

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<v Speaker 2>more people in the plane. So he lets more people

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<v Speaker 2>in the plane About ten minutes after that, he's like, oh, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>so maintenance is telling me we have a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of an issue. It's gonna be a couple more minutes. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>please sit tight, seat belt sign still off, blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 2>get up, stretch your legs. About thirty minutes after that, Hey, guys, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the maintenance crew is saying they got they found some water.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's gonna be fine, but they need to fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna write some stuff down and then move on.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything will be all right. Cut you An hour later,

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<v Speaker 2>where now he's like, hey, guys, we're gonna cut our losses.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna get off this plane and get on

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<v Speaker 2>another one.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be at the point where he says, go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and seat belt signs are off, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>stand up and stretch your legs. I see your mom

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<v Speaker 1>get up, and I'm like, oh, now you want to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking stand up? Bah Now those legs are working. You

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bitch all bitter because I'm one row behind her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we we get on. We get on the

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<v Speaker 2>next plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking powdered sugar on this seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, she's in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, this is like cocaine to you.

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<v Speaker 1>The next guy just opens the bathroom door and it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like fucking Lebron was in there. Oh god, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's funny, is like you united, But everything

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<v Speaker 1>that you've said it so far sounds like every spirit

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<v Speaker 1>flight that you could ever imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and going there was one of the bumpiest flights

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever been on it. There was so much turbulence,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll throw up. I was like, oh great.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, what's that's wrong? Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's freaking out. He was a little more anxious

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<v Speaker 2>This is your mom, this is my mom. Yeah, those

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<v Speaker 2>other way. Don't know, dude, fucking logic, don't know, christ

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<v Speaker 2>But we get to the party, right, We get to

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<v Speaker 2>There's food, there's music, there's everything. You you know, normal

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<v Speaker 2>to leave, just standing there wasn't awkward at all. Wash

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<v Speaker 2>just like, you guys are fucking ridiculous. Walk out about one.

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<v Speaker 1>Of those coffee straws.

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<v Speaker 2>About fifteen minutes later. About fifteen minutes later, I needed

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<v Speaker 2>some paper towels. So where do I go? I go

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<v Speaker 2>back to the bathroom. They're still doing fucking blow in

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, most of it's probably like muscle milk or like

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<v Speaker 3>fucking baby formula.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, we haven't gotten to the real shit yet. You

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<v Speaker 5>get just any fetanl I don't know, not on that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>at this point they just didn't Yeah, they were just

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<v Speaker 5>It was on the synk nasty fucking bathroom saying dude,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So there were some other stories, but that's the

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<v Speaker 2>that's the short great version of this weekend. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a good time. I really enjoyed seeing my family. It

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<v Speaker 2>was super fun. Was very therapeutic for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice nice, nice, nice. Yeah what about you, Stone?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a pretty good weekend. I did two things. First,

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<v Speaker 3>I went to go watch a first Royal Rumble pay

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<v Speaker 3>per view in like twenty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Same girl, Same wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's on Netflix, baby, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was on Peacock. Peacock, Yeah, Peacock, because they've

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<v Speaker 1>had him on the Peacock Raws on Netflix. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>same real quick on that as I was just watching

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<v Speaker 1>an ad and I was like, oh, I'll turn on

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<v Speaker 1>the Royal Rumble. I was like, watch one of these

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<v Speaker 1>in like twenty years. And there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>it that felt fun for me. Yeah, and then a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of it was like, yeah, that is why I

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<v Speaker 3>Same same, Yeah, definitely it brought back some like good

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<v Speaker 3>nostalgia and I loved it, and you know, it was

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<v Speaker 3>funny like seeing some like the gimmicks and stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like brought back like the Inner Kid and

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<v Speaker 3>me And shout out to Ryan from Body of Filth

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<v Speaker 3>and his lovely wife Christen for hosting me and Avery

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<v Speaker 3>to come over and watch with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a good time time. We made some

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<v Speaker 3>good food, We had some good laughs. His wife ship

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<v Speaker 3>on us were watching wrestling because we're fags, no fuck's given.

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<v Speaker 1>While she's in her fucking room crying watching Bridgerton Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's more.

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<v Speaker 3>Real, laughing his ass off right now. But but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a good time. And then the other thing

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<v Speaker 3>I did was, oh god, I gotta mention this is

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<v Speaker 3>so funny. We were walking through Home Goods or No

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<v Speaker 3>No at Home, which is like a home good store,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were just kind of looking at stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever little gadgets that I noticed in there one

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<v Speaker 3>day that we needed. So we're walking through, and we're

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<v Speaker 3>walking through this kind of like novelty section.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like we're like the the globes are

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff, you know, and some like the fancy decorps.

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<v Speaker 3>They had a big old, like like half a basketball

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<v Speaker 3>size worth of like a t rex skull just sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on the shelf. And I was like, dude, fucking man,

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<v Speaker 3>Cave needs one of those, man, dann that's awesome, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And so I was just gonna make like a dad joke,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and and be like, you know, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>why why didn't Avery? You know, I got a dad

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<v Speaker 3>joke for you. Why didn't the t rex do well

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<v Speaker 3>on the math test? You know? And my answer was

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be because he couldn't write down the answers because

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<v Speaker 3>he couldn't reach you know, some bullshit answer like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And Avery goes because he's dead, fucking nailed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid's better at dad jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow, my somehow, my gene pool in cousin anatomy made

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<v Speaker 1>its appearance in Avery's brain. Oh my god, dude, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh man, kid, that was way better

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<v Speaker 3>than I could have ever anticipated.

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<v Speaker 1>When we're staying there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, that's sucking better than my answer, my answer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>gets on his phone, crosses out answer, crosses Avery's name

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<v Speaker 3>off the list, put on lipstick.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to pay for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck off. I can't earn this, oh man. But you

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<v Speaker 3>know what that actually like brings me right into another joke.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what happened when the computer fell onto the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Crashed.

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<v Speaker 3>Gen Z is not gonna know what this means, but

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<v Speaker 3>it slipped a disc popped up and said that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going to be Jared from Subway's porn fell out

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<v Speaker 1>of It took.

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<v Speaker 2>You a little while to dial that up.

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<v Speaker 1>Gen Z. You won't know what that is either. Oh ship,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's get into the meat, the meat and

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<v Speaker 1>potatoes of this episode. So I was tasked to curious

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<v Speaker 1>you can have the pudding first, No, I was tasked

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<v Speaker 1>to write and curate this wonderful episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna suck gigantic balls, jew balls. The first segment

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<v Speaker 2>that we're gonna do nothing, go ahead twenty three meters

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<v Speaker 2>not me, no mo uh what are the this? So

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<v Speaker 2>this first segment is what are three weird smells that

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<v Speaker 2>you secretly love? So I thought of this one day

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<v Speaker 2>when I was doing something that shall not be named,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, ass, why is that smell?

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<v Speaker 1>Good? Weird?

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<v Speaker 2>So I figured, you know what, I wonder what the

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<v Speaker 2>guys would say if I asked the same question. So, AJ,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you start? Give us one one weird smell

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<v Speaker 2>that like most people, or you think most people wouldn't like,

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<v Speaker 2>but you like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I guess my first one I think actually

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<v Speaker 3>might make the list for all three of us, or

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<v Speaker 3>like a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote down six, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. I can think of other ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, last one, specifically my wife's pussy.

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<v Speaker 6>She made me write down that last one, not even

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<v Speaker 6>top seven. All right, back to your d uh. So

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<v Speaker 6>first one I wrote down was gas I have that

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<v Speaker 6>written down. I don't know what it is like up gasoline? Yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>like every every time I go to gas up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, it's even better if it's an older

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<v Speaker 1>car too, Like when you're talking about a muscle car.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've ever driven a muscle car, even if you're

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<v Speaker 1>around them and they freshly gas up, the smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Just so you like that, like the burning octave. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot. There's a lot of sixty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Mustang will always have a special place in my nostril.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan, Yeah, sixty nine is more my number. But Jordan,

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<v Speaker 2>what about.

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<v Speaker 1>You, I'm gonna scratch gasoline off my list. The smell

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<v Speaker 1>of a nail salon, I fucking love really smell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>walk in, I just want to smells like fucking bitch

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense? I mean you always like Chinese people, so right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you like the smell a little girls sparkle tip

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<v Speaker 1>tip cheap boy, Bobby Mom, your your total? You put those.

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<v Speaker 2>Go away? So I actually I like the smell of

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<v Speaker 2>How fuck I shouldn't say this? You know what's funny

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<v Speaker 2>is I thought about this week and then just as

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<v Speaker 2>I go to say it, I'm like, these two assholes

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<v Speaker 2>burning rubber. I like the smell of burnt rubber.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, yeah, you know, put your moonshine away, you

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<v Speaker 4>fucking asshole rights itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, people get writers, strike baggots. Okay, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>I want to piggyback on that and say another one

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<v Speaker 1>of mine because this this actually kind of plays to

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<v Speaker 1>yours that you said, which does make sense. Is I

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<v Speaker 1>really like like freshly open plastic or rubber, like you

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<v Speaker 1>know those rubber mats, Like the rubber mats that you

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<v Speaker 1>snap together. The smell of those, Oh it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh I love and like workout matts, like after

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<v Speaker 2>after they've been used for a winter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get stands fucking taint sweat on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sorry, I didn't lick at my mic aj What

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<v Speaker 2>do you got to you?

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<v Speaker 3>My next one is like a two parter. It's either

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<v Speaker 3>like newborn breath or like puppy breath. Okay, Like it's

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<v Speaker 3>just like brand new and like doesn't stink, has a

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<v Speaker 3>smell swit that's weirdly home for you. Yeah, like like

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<v Speaker 3>like calms you in a weird way, you know, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I remember when I had my kid and she's just

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<v Speaker 3>breathe on my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, why do I feel like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is like one of the best things I ever smelled.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I thought of it, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>is that why they call that flower baby's breath? Because

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<v Speaker 3>like it smells like a baby's breath. Let me hit

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<v Speaker 3>this joint again.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what this flower is. It says the title

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<v Speaker 1>is called my Neighbor's asshole. Oh dude, you got that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not bad, in kid, it's just a dingleberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you imagine if people did what dogs do when

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<v Speaker 2>their assholes itch, like and they just like like.

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<v Speaker 3>Licking their own assholes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, they do the scoot.

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00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Like I come over one day and George's just scooting

424
00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:18.000
<v Speaker 1>across the kitchen. It's not doing anything. Is It's just tile.

425
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:27.079
<v Speaker 1>There's no traction. You see splots ellie in the corners

426
00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:36.400
<v Speaker 1>like buda chicks at the corner, Like, what is this doing?

427
00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Pretty much? This is our dad, No ship the U.

428
00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:45.759
<v Speaker 1>My next one would be the smell of leather. I

429
00:23:46.599 --> 00:23:49.519
<v Speaker 1>love the smell. Yes, I like that one you walk

430
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:52.839
<v Speaker 1>into a boot barn, but most people aren't like, like,

431
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I will grab a leather coaster like you buy new

432
00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:56.160
<v Speaker 1>leather coasters.

433
00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will fucking my nose that thing.

434
00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:02.000
<v Speaker 3>All right, fair enough, I have I have to have

435
00:24:02.079 --> 00:24:05.000
<v Speaker 3>a leather wallet, which just because the feel of it,

436
00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:06.640
<v Speaker 3>but the smell of it too, Like every now and

437
00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:07.480
<v Speaker 3>then I'll take my whalle and.

438
00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Just oh god, it still smells so good. Really, you know.

439
00:24:10.880 --> 00:24:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when I first discovered a leather wallet, I went

440
00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:15.559
<v Speaker 3>to Knotsberry Farm and they had like a leather working

441
00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:17.680
<v Speaker 3>shop in there, and they had like leather belts that

442
00:24:17.799 --> 00:24:20.920
<v Speaker 3>they made. They had leather wallets that they made, and

443
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:23.880
<v Speaker 3>I was like, what is that smelling here? Jure, shit,

444
00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.359
<v Speaker 3>it was a leather first time I ever really smelled that,

445
00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:29.319
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, how good, Like like straight

446
00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:34.000
<v Speaker 3>up when I was seventeen, I think, shit, when I

447
00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:35.200
<v Speaker 3>went seventeen.

448
00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Or eighteen, when I get around leather, I wish I

449
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:40.279
<v Speaker 1>had Jay Z's nose, Like, get me more. I need

450
00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:44.599
<v Speaker 1>more of this smell in my life. All right, what's

451
00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:45.119
<v Speaker 1>your next one?

452
00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:47.400
<v Speaker 2>You did you kind of get like a B word

453
00:24:47.480 --> 00:24:49.440
<v Speaker 2>type hunger for leather?

454
00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, got it. Check.

455
00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I like the smell of the oil that they put on,

456
00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 2>like blaze. It's like saw blades, you know, brand new

457
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:05.440
<v Speaker 2>brand speaking saw blades put it on like hammers and

458
00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:08.720
<v Speaker 2>other types of metals metal tools to kind.

459
00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Of burning rubber and oil. All right, check that off

460
00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the list. This is burnt in your deep genetic dna,

461
00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I said, fucking odd, you swabcast is gonna tell me different, right?

462
00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 2>That is wild?

463
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Dude?

464
00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Yeah, I like I like it. I like that smell.

465
00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:33.640
<v Speaker 2>You don't. You don't get it in really any other place.

466
00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:36.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not an oil that's used, at least I don't

467
00:25:36.440 --> 00:25:37.880
<v Speaker 2>think anywhere else because I don't.

468
00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:44.039
<v Speaker 1>It's not a lubricant. You're not putting gun on your

469
00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:49.400
<v Speaker 1>wife's buttthole. No you could. No, dude, gotta lou up

470
00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:53.799
<v Speaker 1>the slide. Spit, just spit, just just get the spit.

471
00:25:54.920 --> 00:25:56.880
<v Speaker 2>If you put enough of it on there, it's fine.

472
00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Why are you spinning so much?

473
00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:02.039
<v Speaker 1>Got cotton? Shut the fuck up. Okay, work with what

474
00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:12.240
<v Speaker 1>I got. Okay. My next one.

475
00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:16.039
<v Speaker 3>Is like I remember, I first smelled this on a

476
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 3>first grade field trip. I went to Anderson Dairy and

477
00:26:20.359 --> 00:26:23.240
<v Speaker 3>like where they make ice cream, and holy shit, like

478
00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:28.319
<v Speaker 3>that smell stuck with me. We went and that no no, no, no, no,

479
00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:30.559
<v Speaker 3>that's a different trip and that will that's on the

480
00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:33.079
<v Speaker 3>list of top five worst, especially when you fall in

481
00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.680
<v Speaker 3>that ship. But no, and it's like every Ben and

482
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:40.559
<v Speaker 3>Jerry's every d Q, every basket Robbins, that ice cream

483
00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:45.519
<v Speaker 3>shop smell. I love that fucking smell so much, so

484
00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:46.039
<v Speaker 3>damn good.

485
00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, yeah, I got it. Yeah yeah, I'll let

486
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:53.880
<v Speaker 1>you guys pick. Do you want my first on the

487
00:26:53.960 --> 00:26:59.519
<v Speaker 1>list or last on the list? Last? Okay? Sharpies, Sharpies

488
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:00.599
<v Speaker 1>and cements.

489
00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:02.359
<v Speaker 3>Of course you'd be huffing those.

490
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Sharpies. Sharpies is actually my other one ship paint thinner.

491
00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:13.000
<v Speaker 3>There.

492
00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great, dude, it's fucking great. I love I love

493
00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:20.079
<v Speaker 2>when you first crack a brand new sharpie. And all

494
00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:22.359
<v Speaker 2>sharpies have a little bit of a different smell, like

495
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:24.839
<v Speaker 2>the big ones smell just a touch different than the

496
00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:26.079
<v Speaker 2>regular size sharpies.

497
00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:33.519
<v Speaker 1>She said, Size does matter, Size does matter. I like,

498
00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I like the smell of tile, so yeah, the ceramics,

499
00:27:39.319 --> 00:27:43.240
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, but the tile, like when you get a

500
00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:46.759
<v Speaker 1>a little bit alright, when you get a fresh.

501
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Box of ties that rich it's all metal iron, yeah,

502
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 3>chamber tile. Yeah, No, there's no, there was no like

503
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:53.440
<v Speaker 3>a mosaic picture to you.

504
00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>No, that's just that, that's just Johnny's brains.

505
00:27:58.519 --> 00:27:59.680
<v Speaker 3>It looks like stained glass to you.

506
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:01.039
<v Speaker 1>Just blood.

507
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Alright, fuckers, Jesus Christ, all right, So I got a question,

508
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:12.319
<v Speaker 2>he was a jew. What does one boob say to

509
00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:16.519
<v Speaker 2>the other boob, Megan, If we don't get support, people

510
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:17.559
<v Speaker 2>are gonna think we're nuts.

511
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Nice, it's a good one.

512
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to drink and Josh d m us if

513
00:28:28.519 --> 00:28:29.200
<v Speaker 3>you got that joke.

514
00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah uh. And if you have any other weird

515
00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:34.720
<v Speaker 2>smells that you guys like, let us know, hit us up,

516
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:37.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, hit it, hit us up on any of

517
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:43.039
<v Speaker 2>our social platforms Instagram, Facebook, Where else.

518
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:48.759
<v Speaker 1>Are we grinder grind? We were on tiktoks bumble, Yeah,

519
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:50.279
<v Speaker 1>that's just China.

520
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Dm us, just d m us, get jump in, jump

521
00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 2>into one of our d ms. You know, you'll get well,

522
00:28:56.839 --> 00:29:00.559
<v Speaker 2>you'll get ignored like the rest of them. But but

523
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:03.440
<v Speaker 2>it's the thought that count. Yeah, we'll see it, We'll

524
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:03.759
<v Speaker 2>see it.

525
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Spam.

526
00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, let's let's jump into the next Let's

527
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 1>jump into the next segment. So I like this segment.

528
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:18.039
<v Speaker 2>I thought about bringing back Jeopardy, Dad Jeopardy, but I

529
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:19.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, you know what, we're gonna do something a

530
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:22.240
<v Speaker 2>little different. We'll save Dad Jeopardy for just a little

531
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>bit longer. This one is going to be two lies

532
00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:30.240
<v Speaker 2>and a truth history edition. So how we're gonna do this?

533
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:33.519
<v Speaker 2>Is is it always it?

534
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it always a history edition? No, because if it's true,

535
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>that means it's fact. And if it's fact, that means

536
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:42.319
<v Speaker 1>it exists. If it exists, it means it's history.

537
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>But it's not always history. And we've done We've done

538
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>this before. You have to explain.

539
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:47.880
<v Speaker 1>I got it.

540
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:50.319
<v Speaker 2>We did it. We did it about my life, about

541
00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:51.880
<v Speaker 2>ship that I did. Well, I guess it was history

542
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:52.799
<v Speaker 2>because it was ship that I did.

543
00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:58.240
<v Speaker 3>Uh So, some good deductive reasoning.

544
00:29:58.440 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 2>What we're gonna do, What we're gonna do. I'm gonna

545
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:04.000
<v Speaker 2>reach out for here and grab a pen because i

546
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:05.960
<v Speaker 2>forgot to do this ahead of time, and I'm gonna

547
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:09.440
<v Speaker 2>go Jordan, and then I'm gonna go a j all right,

548
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:12.920
<v Speaker 2>so we're gonna keep score. I've got I've got seven

549
00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:17.920
<v Speaker 2>of these, Okay, at seventies. I'm going to tell you

550
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 2>all three things, all three statements. You are then going

551
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.920
<v Speaker 2>to pick a B or C, and I will tell

552
00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:25.799
<v Speaker 2>you if you are right, you will both pick.

553
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:27.359
<v Speaker 1>We're looking for the truth.

554
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.960
<v Speaker 2>You are looking for the truth. Okay, all right, So

555
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:34.279
<v Speaker 2>we'll start off first one, Pope Gregory the Ninth Band,

556
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:39.039
<v Speaker 2>Cats in Catholic Europe. Pope Gregory, the Ninth Band, Dogs

557
00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:43.440
<v Speaker 2>in Catholic Europe, Pope Gregory the Ninth Band, owning fish

558
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:49.759
<v Speaker 2>in Catholic Europe. I'll say it again, Pope Gregory the

559
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Ninth Band, Cats, dogs or owning fish.

560
00:30:56.039 --> 00:31:01.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with cats. Okay, I'm gonna go with fish.

561
00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:04.519
<v Speaker 1>I like that one too. It is cats.

562
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it is cats, And funny enough, little fact cracked

563
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:10.319
<v Speaker 2>down on that post. That's what led to the Black

564
00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:12.359
<v Speaker 2>plague because there were no cats to eat the rats.

565
00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right.

566
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Number two.

567
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:19.039
<v Speaker 3>I was thinking of like lens or some shit.

568
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how that works. They're like, no fish

569
00:31:21.720 --> 00:31:24.079
<v Speaker 1>on it. That's that was my That was actually my

570
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.880
<v Speaker 1>deductive reasoning for why it couldn't be fish, because then

571
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:29.599
<v Speaker 1>what would they do during lent and they have to

572
00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:31.599
<v Speaker 1>eat fish. So I was like, it can't be fished.

573
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:32.720
<v Speaker 2>That was reason.

574
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh fish is what they oh yeah, yeah, okay, it's

575
00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>other meat they do.

576
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:37.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, okay, all right.

577
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Number two, So Jordan's up one nothing Number two. In

578
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>nineteen sixty nine, Apollo leven. The Apollo eleven mission only

579
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:48.480
<v Speaker 2>had a day's worth of food on board. In nineteen

580
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:51.960
<v Speaker 2>sixty nine, the Apollo eleven mission had five candy bars

581
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:56.119
<v Speaker 2>on board in nineteen ninety. In nineteen sixty nine, the

582
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Apollo eleven mission landed with only ten seconds of fuel left.

583
00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Did me say him again?

584
00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say one day worth of food. Okay, I

585
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:13.920
<v Speaker 1>want to say the fuel, but it seems so odd

586
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:15.599
<v Speaker 1>because it's like, well, if it only a landed with

587
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>ten seconds of fuel, then how the fuck did they

588
00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:21.279
<v Speaker 1>get back? But then I can't remember history did they

589
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>make it? So I'm gonna go with candy bars.

590
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>No.

591
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.400
<v Speaker 2>I put the candy bar on there as an homage

592
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:37.960
<v Speaker 2>to the Mars argument. Again, Uh, I gravitated right towards it.

593
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.799
<v Speaker 2>It is actually it is actually the ten seconds of fuel.

594
00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Fucking knew it they had. They had to use rotational

595
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.759
<v Speaker 2>propulsion to get away, so to help them out.

596
00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:52.079
<v Speaker 1>It's easier when you're in a fucking Hollywood studio. Facts true.

597
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:57.720
<v Speaker 2>When Walt Disney released his first cartoon, The Ottoman Empire

598
00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:03.440
<v Speaker 2>was still standing when Walt Disney opened Disneyland. Michael Jordan

599
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:08.519
<v Speaker 2>had just been born when Walt Disney created his first cartoon,

600
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:13.839
<v Speaker 2>The Year or Sorry, Walt Disney created his first cartoon

601
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:18.000
<v Speaker 2>the year the Yankees won their first World series. So

602
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Walt Disney's first cartoon was created, and the Automan Empire

603
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:27.039
<v Speaker 2>was still standing. Michael Jordan had just been born or

604
00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:28.440
<v Speaker 2>it was the year the Yankees.

605
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:33.519
<v Speaker 1>One when he created his first cartoon. Correct, okay, the

606
00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Automan Empire. I'm also going Automan Empire. It's ear that,

607
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:39.240
<v Speaker 1>or it's Michael Jordan. It's not the Yankees.

608
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:42.759
<v Speaker 2>It is the Automan Empire, which is crazy in its

609
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.160
<v Speaker 2>own right because most people think that that shit went away,

610
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:49.839
<v Speaker 2>you know, fucking way back then. He created his first

611
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.200
<v Speaker 2>cartoon in like the twenty two It was like nineteen

612
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:52.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty two.

613
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, twenty two or twenty three.

614
00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

615
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:58.400
<v Speaker 1>World War One is what broke up the Automan Empire. Yep, yep,

616
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>which is fuck, which is wild me all right?

617
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Number four Napoleon would kick a random animal every time

618
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:12.760
<v Speaker 2>before going into battle as a sign of manliness. Napoleon

619
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:16.400
<v Speaker 2>would force his men to show their penises before going

620
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:21.239
<v Speaker 2>into battle as a sign of aggression and manliness. Napoleon

621
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:25.880
<v Speaker 2>had a two sided coin he would flip before every battle,

622
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 2>saying if it landed on tails, God was with them,

623
00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:33.639
<v Speaker 2>but the coin was one sided, so it was just

624
00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:34.599
<v Speaker 2>it was both sails.

625
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:42.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, I can think about his b he just like

626
00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the skype pulls his pants. You're like, let's go to

627
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:46.199
<v Speaker 1>battle with that thing.

628
00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 3>It's sucking.

629
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Pull down here, okay, Ip and roll out of shower. Napoleon. Fuck,

630
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:55.639
<v Speaker 1>it's not what your wife said. Let's tick my bag.

631
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:57.079
<v Speaker 1>It up your asshole.

632
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:06.079
<v Speaker 3>You know I'm gonna say, kicking the animal.

633
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Fuck it, God, damn Frank, you got it any nothing out,

634
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to see I'm gonna go to the

635
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<v Speaker 1>coelab It is the coin I should have. I wanted

636
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<v Speaker 1>it to be the animal. For some reason, I knew

637
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be the coin.

638
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:27.039
<v Speaker 3>He hilarious, it was, it was all.

639
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>It was all. Rusy thought that it would get them

640
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.960
<v Speaker 1>hyped up, thinking that God was with them and they

641
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:35.679
<v Speaker 1>were unstoppable, and ironically enough, every time he did it,

642
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:36.800
<v Speaker 1>they didn't lose.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So we are three to one. Please still

644
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<v Speaker 2>have a shot a j.

645
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<v Speaker 1>It number five coming up?

646
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<v Speaker 3>You know what real quick would that be? Like the

647
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:48.639
<v Speaker 3>O G Placebo test?

648
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean you think you damn right, because it's it's

649
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.000
<v Speaker 2>just fake. I mean, it's no matter what it's gonna

650
00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:59.599
<v Speaker 2>like he's gonna be right. Yeah, that's wild, all right.

651
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<v Speaker 2>Number five, The Great Wall of China is three hundred

652
00:36:03.559 --> 00:36:08.159
<v Speaker 2>and fifty miles long. Excuse me, The Great Wall of

653
00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:11.599
<v Speaker 2>China is thirteen thousand, one hundred and seventy one miles long.

654
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:15.400
<v Speaker 2>The Great Wall of China is three thousand and seventy

655
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:16.280
<v Speaker 2>four miles long.

656
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with c.

657
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:21.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go to sea as well.

658
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:26.880
<v Speaker 2>You are wrong. It is thirteen thousand, one hundred seventy

659
00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:27.719
<v Speaker 2>one miles long.

660
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:29.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think it could be that long. You know

661
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.199
<v Speaker 1>how fun I knew it was that is. I knew

662
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:34.239
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a you know how long that is? That

663
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<v Speaker 1>will be that fucking long? Would border the Unitedly long,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all. It's almost seven miles it would border the

665
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>United States. No, no, sorry, it is almost seven miles. No, no, no,

666
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:47.960
<v Speaker 1>you said thirteen thousand, thirteen thousand.

667
00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 2>One hundred and seventy one miles miles miles miles thirty

668
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:54.719
<v Speaker 2>miles thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait do you mean the entire United States?

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00:36:57.199 --> 00:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>The way around? Yeah? Thirty fourteen second.

671
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<v Speaker 3>I was like, howling, thirteen thousand, idiot.

672
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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, so your weed is showing.

673
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Is showing, then.

674
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:21.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm still winning this game. Fuck you, alright, curator the

675
00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Roman Empire. In the Roman Empire, they used goats testicles

676
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:30.519
<v Speaker 2>to enhance male male fertility. In the Roman Empire, they

677
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:35.320
<v Speaker 2>used gladiator blood to treat epilepsy. And in the Roman Empire,

678
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.400
<v Speaker 2>they used goat seamen to promote hair growth.

679
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Uh, number one, take a shot in the dark.

680
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.639
<v Speaker 1>What was one was goat goat testicles to enhance male fertility. Yeah,

681
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go with a I'm gonna go with that.

682
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:57.400
<v Speaker 2>You are both wrong. It is absolutely be they they

683
00:37:57.559 --> 00:37:59.840
<v Speaker 2>so in the Roman Empire, they used to they used

684
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<v Speaker 2>to drink the gladiator blood to treat epilepsy.

685
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:06.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember the drinking the blood, but I couldn't remember

686
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:08.440
<v Speaker 1>what it was for. And then I thought, for some

687
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:09.920
<v Speaker 1>reason it wasn't epilepsy.

688
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:10.679
<v Speaker 2>But yep.

689
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Sorry. I also chose with AJ chose so I could

690
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 1>purposely win.

691
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:18.079
<v Speaker 2>How make myself it is.

692
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:20.079
<v Speaker 1>Over logit strategy.

693
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:23.760
<v Speaker 2>We will save number seven for another time and we

694
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:25.440
<v Speaker 2>will move on. You want me to do it, all right,

695
00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:27.039
<v Speaker 2>all right, let's just do it.

696
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:28.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right.

697
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:31.760
<v Speaker 2>So here's the three of them. The most successful pirate

698
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:35.920
<v Speaker 2>in the world, was a woman named Ching She. The

699
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:40.039
<v Speaker 2>most successful pirate in the world was a man named

700
00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Edward Teach. The most successful pirate in the world was

701
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:51.400
<v Speaker 2>a man named William Kidd b Nope, you motherfuckers suck

702
00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:54.239
<v Speaker 2>it better not be a king.

703
00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Is number one.

704
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she actually was married to the the original captain

705
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:02.199
<v Speaker 2>of the ship.

706
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:05.800
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I saw a video on that a couple

707
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:06.199
<v Speaker 3>of weeks ago.

708
00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.880
<v Speaker 2>But he loved her so much and had so much

709
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:11.239
<v Speaker 2>respect for her that he treated her as an equal,

710
00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:14.079
<v Speaker 2>and therefore everyone on the ship did as well due

711
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.880
<v Speaker 2>to the culture. So she was the captain.

712
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Eventually he ended up dying or some shit, he like

713
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:22.280
<v Speaker 1>died in battle, and then she took over. Yeah.

714
00:39:24.800 --> 00:39:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Wow, all right, well evidently she was. She was fucking

715
00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:30.960
<v Speaker 2>ruthless from what they from what I read, so she

716
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:34.679
<v Speaker 2>was like like smart, very good business woman, but she was.

717
00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:39.519
<v Speaker 1>Ruthless speaking of business and ruthless. I was gonna tell

718
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:43.320
<v Speaker 1>a Mexican joke, but that got deported, So then I

719
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>was gonna tell a Canadian joke, but Trudeau wanted to

720
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:48.440
<v Speaker 1>tax the shit out of that. So here's an African

721
00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:51.199
<v Speaker 1>joke for you. And you guys know why, there's no

722
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:55.519
<v Speaker 1>pharmacies in Africa because you can't take medicine on a

723
00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>empty stomach. Hmmmm.

724
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:01.880
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was because Bill Clinton wasn't president anymore

725
00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:03.280
<v Speaker 3>and he's not giving away free shit.

726
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe speaking of Bill Clinton, that leads me into my

727
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:13.400
<v Speaker 2>next segment. So I was having a conversation with our

728
00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:18.559
<v Speaker 2>producer and somehow it got on the topic of what

729
00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:23.079
<v Speaker 2>are three people that you would love to have dinner with,

730
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:26.880
<v Speaker 2>to have a good conversation with, like random fucking people.

731
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to get her mind off of something.

732
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Currently living is what it was, but currently living.

733
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:33.679
<v Speaker 2>I asked her about currently living people and I had

734
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:39.199
<v Speaker 2>named Bill Clinton, Ken Griffey Junior, and Dame Judy Dench

735
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, what the fuck. I was like, well,

736
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:44.000
<v Speaker 2>think about it. I would like to ask all three

737
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:47.119
<v Speaker 2>of them a question about something. It would be cool.

738
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:50.079
<v Speaker 2>And she immediately went to, Oh, you just want to

739
00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:52.199
<v Speaker 2>know how her fucking head was. You just care about

740
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Bill Clinton and how like Ello Winsky's dick fucking skills were.

741
00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:57.519
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, but that's not the point, but

742
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.960
<v Speaker 2>it would mean I don't need to ask. Honestly, he

743
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:02.280
<v Speaker 2>did it in the Oval office.

744
00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:05.960
<v Speaker 1>The head's gotta be good to risk it right to

745
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:09.320
<v Speaker 1>ask him how to play the saxophone, you dumb bingo.

746
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to know how to get that riz

747
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.320
<v Speaker 2>because Bill Clinton had that fucking riz. Dude, he had

748
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:20.159
<v Speaker 2>that swave like odd sex appeal for a man that

749
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:22.159
<v Speaker 2>was just ugly as shit.

750
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.559
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, look a brother.

751
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.239
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so I thought it'd be fun to bring

752
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:31.800
<v Speaker 2>on here and ask you guys. And originally I was like, well,

753
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:34.440
<v Speaker 2>we can each do our own three, but I think

754
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:37.199
<v Speaker 2>it'd kind of be fun to kind of compile all

755
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.239
<v Speaker 2>of them together, Like, let's do this together as as

756
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:43.960
<v Speaker 2>a podcast. Who Let's pick like three to five people

757
00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.440
<v Speaker 2>that we think would be phenomenal to have dinner with

758
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:51.000
<v Speaker 2>that are living currently, so it would be realistic current questions,

759
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:52.239
<v Speaker 2>not you know, people who are dead.

760
00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:59.679
<v Speaker 1>How about we give to each that we've already prepared, okay,

761
00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>and then we all have to collectively choose choose one

762
00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>after that, so like this, don't hats two. I have

763
00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:09.320
<v Speaker 1>my two, you have your two, and then and then

764
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:12.119
<v Speaker 1>we can collectively agree to have one person that the

765
00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>three of us get to go to dinner with. Okay,

766
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:24.480
<v Speaker 1>all right, change up right. It's not very Kreischer now, Monica,

767
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I'll go first. I would love to do uh a

768
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>dinner with Keanu Reeves. I think I think he's such

769
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:42.480
<v Speaker 1>a down to earth dude and just getting to have

770
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:46.400
<v Speaker 1>a real conversation with a guy who doesn't give a

771
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:51.000
<v Speaker 1>ship about his fame, has donated so much fucking money,

772
00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:55.880
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't care about his appearance and all that ship.

773
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I just think it'd be cool, like, because he's a guy,

774
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:00.639
<v Speaker 1>like he would know some weird fucking place to take

775
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you to eat that isn't super high end, it's not

776
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:08.480
<v Speaker 1>super trashy either, but it's probably some of the best

777
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:11.239
<v Speaker 1>food you'll ever eat in your life, and you would

778
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:13.320
<v Speaker 1>have had no clue it existed because it's some kind

779
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.559
<v Speaker 1>of like hole in the wall dive that he knows about.

780
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:18.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can see that, right, Yeah, I can see that.

781
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.480
<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, right on the back of his Yeah

782
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:29.320
<v Speaker 1>you get I'm gonna be like Ben Stiller and Dodgeball. Figure,

783
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>give me the middle figure, We're gone. Yeah, yeah, there's mine.

784
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Don't look like a backpack.

785
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Tos is like six to four, bro, Like I just said,

786
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:42.559
<v Speaker 1>I'll look like Ben Stiller on Dodgeball.

787
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Do you not remember that scene? Go watch it?

788
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:48.159
<v Speaker 1>Well clip it to this clip. Let me mark clip

789
00:43:48.360 --> 00:43:56.280
<v Speaker 1>right now so we don't lose this spot. You go ahead.

790
00:43:57.760 --> 00:43:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Let's see.

791
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:03.280
<v Speaker 3>So I got Aaron Rodgers on there. Oh, I like

792
00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:06.360
<v Speaker 3>just because like I want to pick his fucking brain. Okay,

793
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:09.800
<v Speaker 3>so much about so many different topics. Okay, when it

794
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:13.960
<v Speaker 3>comes to when it comes to QB, the ayahuasca trips,

795
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:17.920
<v Speaker 3>how he handled the fucking brutal assault on his character

796
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:22.800
<v Speaker 3>from COVID like damn, oh, I got so many fucking questions.

797
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn.

798
00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:26.519
<v Speaker 3>And plus like I want to slip him something and

799
00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:27.920
<v Speaker 3>then ask him all of that and they'd be like,

800
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 3>am I an ayahuasca right now? No?

801
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Man, but I'm about to pop another gummy another one too.

802
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:37.159
<v Speaker 2>I could almost guarantee you that a hundred milligrams doesn't

803
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:40.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking touch him. He is probably close to Joey d.

804
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean like he he also admitted that he

805
00:44:44.760 --> 00:44:49.559
<v Speaker 3>like is a percocet user, so really it makes total sense.

806
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:53.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like his threshold like has to be through, the

807
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:55.760
<v Speaker 1>red has to be high. I can't wait for five

808
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:58.760
<v Speaker 1>years from now when when Nick Cage does a biopic

809
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:03.960
<v Speaker 1>of Aaron Rodgers. It's gonna be great.

810
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:09.199
<v Speaker 2>I've got a couple. I think, what's your first one.

811
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:13.679
<v Speaker 2>I think the first one would actually be Jim Carrey. Oh,

812
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I like it. I like, like I I worried.

813
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:19.559
<v Speaker 1>I kind of wavered back and forth about this one

814
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:21.119
<v Speaker 1>a little because I was like, what if he's doing like,

815
00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:23.199
<v Speaker 1>you know, if he's doing impressions and ship like that

816
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:25.239
<v Speaker 1>the whole fucking time, it's gonna it's gonna get a

817
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:25.760
<v Speaker 1>little old.

818
00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:27.199
<v Speaker 2>But I don't think he would.

819
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:31.039
<v Speaker 3>I think he's very down to earth like Keanu, especially

820
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:33.840
<v Speaker 3>now in like his older age, like like earlier young

821
00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Jim Carrey, I think for sure he would have been

822
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:38.480
<v Speaker 3>like impressionist for sure, But now seeing in his interviews.

823
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<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, yeah, I think I think that would be

824
00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:42.719
<v Speaker 2>a great one. So I like Jim Carrey and and

825
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:46.400
<v Speaker 2>he's got I like a lot of his viewpoint and

826
00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:50.079
<v Speaker 2>the way he interprets life as a whole. Yeah, and

827
00:45:50.199 --> 00:45:51.719
<v Speaker 2>that would be that would be fun to pick.

828
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Like his his uh.

829
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:55.760
<v Speaker 3>I really love his video where he sat down and

830
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:58.880
<v Speaker 3>he talked about the difference between being sad and being depressed. Yeah,

831
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.760
<v Speaker 3>I really liked that his viewpointed to that. I thought

832
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:03.400
<v Speaker 3>it was really really insightful.

833
00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:05.960
<v Speaker 2>It'd be really cool. And I would actually like to

834
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.039
<v Speaker 2>ask him about some of the movies that he did too,

835
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:10.840
<v Speaker 2>so and then how he got into some of those characters,

836
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:12.719
<v Speaker 2>because there's a few characters that he doesn't talk to,

837
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.519
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't talk too much about, and how he got

838
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:18.719
<v Speaker 2>into the character. He talks about the movie itself and

839
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:21.320
<v Speaker 2>you know what the movie set was like, but not

840
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:27.559
<v Speaker 2>how he transitioned from normal to that. You know, so

841
00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.519
<v Speaker 2>like me, myself and Irene.

842
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But but fucking Andy Coffin.

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00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think collectively the whole world, including him, went

844
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:36.679
<v Speaker 3>that was a bad idea.

845
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, probably not my bradest idea. Yeah, absolutely don't.

846
00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you let's let's go reverse, Let's go you

847
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:48.079
<v Speaker 1>stone the me this time? Okay, what's your next one?

848
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:53.239
<v Speaker 2>The next one would be Neil de grasse Tyson. So

849
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.559
<v Speaker 2>I I would like to ask him some questions.

850
00:46:57.559 --> 00:46:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there are a lot of Where do you want

851
00:46:59.159 --> 00:46:59.920
<v Speaker 1>to go to dinner with him?

852
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:05.719
<v Speaker 2>Ironically enough, like my picture perfect place to have this

853
00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:09.159
<v Speaker 2>dinner would be like a pizza parlor, like like a

854
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:13.639
<v Speaker 2>New York fucking Grungey Street pizza parlor, pizza parlor where

855
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.079
<v Speaker 2>there's really not a whole lot of people around. You know,

856
00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:18.280
<v Speaker 2>we might actually be the only ones in there. There's

857
00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:21.039
<v Speaker 2>fucking neon lights flickering. You know, you smell beer and

858
00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.760
<v Speaker 2>cigarettes around us. And because I think that would be

859
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:30.239
<v Speaker 2>relaxing enough to let free some real honest questions.

860
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 3>I got an alternate to that. What if you took

861
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:39.440
<v Speaker 3>him to like some fancy restaurant and like Aspen somewhere

862
00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:42.760
<v Speaker 3>in the mountains, right dinner outside, so you're looking at

863
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:45.760
<v Speaker 3>the stars, the real stars, not the BS stars. We

864
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.679
<v Speaker 3>get here because the light and the sky drowns at

865
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:50.880
<v Speaker 3>everything a real stars, and then he can point shit

866
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:57.159
<v Speaker 3>out to you, like, oh god, that'd be great. So

867
00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.679
<v Speaker 3>none of the simulation, simulation, the simulation.

868
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:04.079
<v Speaker 1>I like that idea though. That's really cool. That's a

869
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:05.440
<v Speaker 1>really cool idea.

870
00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can dig it.

871
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's cool. Stone let's see.

872
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:15.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I really want to go to fucking dinner

873
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:20.559
<v Speaker 3>with Shane Gillis one hundred percent, a hundred percent. I

874
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:22.320
<v Speaker 3>just want to sit there and be like, bro, get me,

875
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:25.039
<v Speaker 3>let let's have a great time, and let's just fucking

876
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 3>just just throw them off each other, like let's go

877
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:29.119
<v Speaker 3>like you'd make a joke and make a joke. Mark

878
00:48:29.159 --> 00:48:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Noman shows up out of nowhere, like oh shit, you know, like,

879
00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:33.079
<v Speaker 3>oh god, it'd be.

880
00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:35.639
<v Speaker 1>The commercials with him and Post Malone, Like, you know,

881
00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.400
<v Speaker 1>while those two would be together, they're fantastic.

882
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:42.159
<v Speaker 3>Well Post he is like more reserved now after having

883
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:43.800
<v Speaker 3>a kid, like he dropped off a lot of his

884
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:47.000
<v Speaker 3>partying antics. But I think he I think for Shane,

885
00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I think he would turn it up for Shane. Yeah,

886
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:50.719
<v Speaker 3>So that would be really cool to be a fly

887
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:53.599
<v Speaker 3>on the wall for Yeah, Yeah, I love it.

888
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:58.239
<v Speaker 1>My My next one is a very off the wall

889
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:03.239
<v Speaker 1>as being a huge sports person, I had to go

890
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:06.599
<v Speaker 1>somewhere with sports, and I think this one ties it

891
00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:10.800
<v Speaker 1>to my real love and driving passion for sports. And

892
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to go to dinner with Scott van Pelt. Yeah,

893
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:16.599
<v Speaker 1>and the reason why, the reason why is he's such

894
00:49:16.679 --> 00:49:20.119
<v Speaker 1>a cool fucking dude. And I would love to hear

895
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:25.760
<v Speaker 1>conversations and stories about the og ESPN Yeah when it

896
00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:28.840
<v Speaker 1>was when it was with Scott Vampelt and Stuart Scott,

897
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:32.920
<v Speaker 1>And I mean Stuart Scott would be on my top

898
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:34.760
<v Speaker 1>three list of like if I could choose to have

899
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:38.000
<v Speaker 1>dinner with people that are alive or have passed, Stuart

900
00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Scott would make that list. That dude was a real dude,

901
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:44.360
<v Speaker 1>and so I think Scott Van Pelt is too. And

902
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.320
<v Speaker 1>I think it'd be really fun to have dinner with

903
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:49.760
<v Speaker 1>somebody who equally or even more loves sports than me

904
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and then get to hear about the good glory days

905
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:56.840
<v Speaker 1>of ESPN and it's upbringing to the to the brand

906
00:49:56.960 --> 00:49:59.119
<v Speaker 1>it had become. Yeah, I just think that'd be really

907
00:49:59.159 --> 00:49:59.639
<v Speaker 1>fucking cool.

908
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:03.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd be down with that. So I'd be down

909
00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:05.559
<v Speaker 2>with that. Let's go one more. Let's each say one more.

910
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:08.280
<v Speaker 2>You guys got one more each? Say one more?

911
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't go ahead, like for sure Joe Rogan,

912
00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:16.880
<v Speaker 3>Like I can't not say Joe Rogan because I just

913
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:18.880
<v Speaker 3>want to get high shit and just like bounce it

914
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:23.840
<v Speaker 3>off him too, especially God Like, like he mentions like

915
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:25.760
<v Speaker 3>quite a lot about like his ordeal that he went

916
00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:29.760
<v Speaker 3>through with what happened with him and COVID and everything.

917
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:32.760
<v Speaker 3>But I think there's some ship that he still hasn't

918
00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:35.880
<v Speaker 3>even told on air, And like those are the questions

919
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:38.159
<v Speaker 3>I want to hear, you know, be like, hey, man,

920
00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:42.519
<v Speaker 3>like who who pulled you into the back rooms and

921
00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:44.920
<v Speaker 3>like offered you money to stop talking about stuff? You know,

922
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:46.920
<v Speaker 3>like I don't want to know that type of shit

923
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:49.519
<v Speaker 3>because you know that fucking happened. You know, those fucking

924
00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:51.000
<v Speaker 3>motherfuckers reached out and they were.

925
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Like, hey, so hey, shut the fuck up.

926
00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can give you a billion dollars or we

927
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:03.280
<v Speaker 3>can throw you to the wolves CNA. And he was like, Beta,

928
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.800
<v Speaker 3>So I would love to plus like you would pay

929
00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:07.480
<v Speaker 3>for my tomahawk.

930
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Let's go suit of recap. Your three are Aaron Rodgers,

931
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan.

932
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, what a weird three. Yeah, I mean like weird.

933
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:22.519
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's not a would have picked.

934
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:23.679
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a Joe Rogan.

935
00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan makes sense.

936
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:29.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a Joe Rogan episode like before being honest, right, yeah, okay,

937
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:30.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, Jordan, you go.

938
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:33.000
<v Speaker 1>George W.

939
00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:33.400
<v Speaker 5>Bush.

940
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:38.400
<v Speaker 1>And the reason why, yes, the reason why is solely

941
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:42.159
<v Speaker 1>because I think I could get that fucker lit enough

942
00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:45.760
<v Speaker 1>to admit it to just I don't even care about that.

943
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I could give two fus about that. It is a

944
00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:50.920
<v Speaker 1>tape recorder. No say it.

945
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:52.280
<v Speaker 2>I want to say it.

946
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to know that, and do your eyebrow raised

947
00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:59.440
<v Speaker 1>right before you say it? Right.

948
00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I think that.

949
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Getting to have time with him would be fun, cause

950
00:52:09.039 --> 00:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>he's just he is smart in ways, he's quirky, he's different.

951
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I feel like he'd be one of those college boys

952
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:16.480
<v Speaker 1>at heart still, like when you get him drunk, like

953
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:19.119
<v Speaker 1>he's just squirrely. Yeah, And I just want to get

954
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.719
<v Speaker 1>him enough where he just starts divulging shit that I

955
00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:24.599
<v Speaker 1>want to know nothing, nothing crazy, like I could care less,

956
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:28.199
<v Speaker 1>like I said about like all the other really real conspiracies.

957
00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to know the shit, Like, bro, what's area

958
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:32.400
<v Speaker 1>fifty one? Like tell me, tell me, like tell me

959
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:34.480
<v Speaker 1>you put your finger in an alien's asshole and tell me,

960
00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:36.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, tell me the weird shit.

961
00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:38.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like what what if you get a little too

962
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:40.360
<v Speaker 3>far in the weeds with him though, you know, and

963
00:52:40.719 --> 00:52:42.199
<v Speaker 3>like all of a sudden you start talking about stuff

964
00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:44.639
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, oh man, Like mister president, I don't

965
00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:47.079
<v Speaker 3>want to hear about you sticking down your wife's throat

966
00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:49.280
<v Speaker 3>and her puking all over the overall office, Like maybe

967
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:51.119
<v Speaker 3>we shouldn't go there, let's just go back to area

968
00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:53.039
<v Speaker 3>fifty one. I feel like he'd be one of those

969
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:54.920
<v Speaker 3>guys where if he blacks out, he's just gonna start

970
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:57.519
<v Speaker 3>talking about everything and then it's gonna get to a

971
00:52:57.559 --> 00:52:59.880
<v Speaker 3>point where you're like, oh, buddy, I don't know.

972
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I walked in on my dad and

973
00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:06.920
<v Speaker 1>mom having office. Barbara Bush was that kind of freak dude.

974
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't see it. I couldn't picture that. I can

975
00:53:11.079 --> 00:53:13.039
<v Speaker 1>picture you a lot. I think I think he'd be

976
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:15.559
<v Speaker 1>a fun one. That's like a quirky one for me

977
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:16.760
<v Speaker 1>that I think would be fun.

978
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:19.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean that, so you you actually kind of you

979
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:21.639
<v Speaker 2>kind of touched that. That's the same type of logic

980
00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:22.960
<v Speaker 2>that I had with Bill Clinton.

981
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:23.199
<v Speaker 3>Right.

982
00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Like with with Bill Clinton, it's I want to know

983
00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:28.280
<v Speaker 2>all the secrets, right, it's it wasn't just about like

984
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:30.840
<v Speaker 2>the joke about Monica Lewinsky, I want to know about

985
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:33.320
<v Speaker 2>the secrets like that's I think that he's the type

986
00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:36.159
<v Speaker 2>of person that would divulge those secrets.

987
00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>I think you get the moonshine in Arkansas on a

988
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:43.840
<v Speaker 1>full deck house, like on exactly five acres with nobody

989
00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:46.280
<v Speaker 1>else around, Hillary's passed out.

990
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:50.519
<v Speaker 3>Tell us what was on Hillary's hard drive? You just

991
00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:53.519
<v Speaker 3>wanted that ship. She had to bleach what was on

992
00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:56.280
<v Speaker 3>exactly what came out of the Clinton Foundation, y'all had

993
00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:57.760
<v Speaker 3>to shut it down. When it was being investigated.

994
00:53:57.800 --> 00:53:58.360
<v Speaker 1>What happened?

995
00:53:58.639 --> 00:53:59.840
<v Speaker 2>You become his dog?

996
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Right?

997
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.519
<v Speaker 1>You let him play the saxophone. You guys are high

998
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:05.119
<v Speaker 1>as a fucking kite. You're like, I'm playing the fucking

999
00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:06.280
<v Speaker 1>snare drum because I don't know.

1000
00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:09.119
<v Speaker 2>How to do anything else. And he's probably played the

1001
00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:11.039
<v Speaker 2>skin flute. I could probably play the skin flute, but

1002
00:54:11.079 --> 00:54:12.119
<v Speaker 2>it's not the same sound.

1003
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.199
<v Speaker 1>Are you beat boxing or playing a flute?

1004
00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:20.239
<v Speaker 3>What if he was like, Okay, I'll give you the

1005
00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:27.079
<v Speaker 3>secrets to everything. Yeah, but you gotta suck the cock. Wait,

1006
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:28.920
<v Speaker 3>don't I changed my answer? I want to have dinner

1007
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:30.559
<v Speaker 3>with Montica Lewins cause she knows everything.

1008
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:39.639
<v Speaker 1>Listen, like, Okay, in all seriousness, if if if he

1009
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:42.559
<v Speaker 1>if he said that he would have to give up

1010
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:45.320
<v Speaker 1>certain things first, but I would I would do it

1011
00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:50.000
<v Speaker 1>for the rest because I'm that devoted to knowing. It's

1012
00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:51.679
<v Speaker 1>a funny way of saying your gay, who's your third

1013
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:57.000
<v Speaker 1>button at the beginning?

1014
00:54:57.320 --> 00:54:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll give you a different one, though, I so

1015
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I would.

1016
00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Say your power bottom.

1017
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:06.679
<v Speaker 2>I would actually want Tom cruise, Okay. So I want

1018
00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:09.159
<v Speaker 2>to know. I want to know about his secret society.

1019
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I want to know if he's eating babies.

1020
00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Tom, Okay, okay, I.

1021
00:55:14.519 --> 00:55:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Want to know about scientology. That's and I think that

1022
00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:22.039
<v Speaker 2>if you if you got him, Jim Carrey, and Neil

1023
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:25.519
<v Speaker 2>de grasse in the same fucking room, at the same table,

1024
00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:31.119
<v Speaker 2>at the same time, you can't tell me that wouldn't

1025
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:31.840
<v Speaker 2>be fucking riveting.

1026
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:37.119
<v Speaker 1>You didn't say that these were all at the same time,

1027
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:39.280
<v Speaker 1>that would have changed my answers completely.

1028
00:55:39.400 --> 00:55:40.519
<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I said.

1029
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:42.639
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was like a group dinner. I

1030
00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:45.800
<v Speaker 1>thought it was like you have dinner with these people individually. No,

1031
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:47.679
<v Speaker 1>I would change my answer at all.

1032
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:49.760
<v Speaker 3>That'd be the best protector of parks ever.

1033
00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Here's just a Joe Rogan podcast.

1034
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's th This is thirteen eighty three man, just

1035
00:55:57.599 --> 00:56:02.280
<v Speaker 3>at six and a half hours, No way, No, Jordan

1036
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:03.840
<v Speaker 3>stopped listening in forty minutes.

1037
00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:07.119
<v Speaker 1>Watch dude, Well we got to the second commercial break.

1038
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Chad, Chad, Chad's gonna hit Joe up in the hallway

1039
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:12.840
<v Speaker 2>on the way out of fucking work tomorrow and be like, Hey,

1040
00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.960
<v Speaker 2>these fucking dumbasses that I that I have to listen

1041
00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:19.079
<v Speaker 2>to every night with their stupid fucking podcast had the

1042
00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:23.679
<v Speaker 2>best idea ever for your podcast. And we're gonna see

1043
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:24.159
<v Speaker 2>it in a week.

1044
00:56:25.079 --> 00:56:29.480
<v Speaker 1>That's true. True, I believe that one hundred percent. Okay,

1045
00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:31.119
<v Speaker 1>So if we all had to agree on one last

1046
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:33.039
<v Speaker 1>one before we get going, we all have to agree

1047
00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:34.840
<v Speaker 1>on what is it? Agree?

1048
00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:37.599
<v Speaker 3>Is it? Or no?

1049
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:37.760
<v Speaker 5>No?

1050
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:37.880
<v Speaker 3>No?

1051
00:56:38.119 --> 00:56:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we are going to collectively, the three of us

1052
00:56:40.519 --> 00:56:42.480
<v Speaker 1>go to dinner together with one person.

1053
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay.

1054
00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:46.360
<v Speaker 3>I got a suggestion that's not on any of our lists,

1055
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:50.199
<v Speaker 3>and I think we would all agree, not for political reasons,

1056
00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:54.599
<v Speaker 3>just because we want to. We want to hear him

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<v Speaker 3>talk this shit, okay, and that is d Trump. I

1058
00:56:59.199 --> 00:57:01.079
<v Speaker 3>think we all want to hear that man talk that

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<v Speaker 3>mad ship for hours just because it's fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>I I mean, I don't disagree with that. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I feel like the problem is there.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't feel like it's conversation because he would start

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<v Speaker 1>talking and he won't stop. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I want to hear all that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear him talk the most ship ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know. I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have a hard time with that funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you think the three of

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<v Speaker 1>us would enjoy a dinner with.

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<v Speaker 2>So I actually think the three of us would enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>Keanu the most if I'm being honest. Well, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's somebody that we haven't said, Johnny Depp.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. Stop tapping, Okay, who's doing not

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<v Speaker 1>taps on the table. Jordan's got that fucking that, George

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00:57:56.280 --> 00:58:01.880
<v Speaker 1>got that nine miles high? Since Jesus, what am I

1077
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<v Speaker 1>at the fucking Wall of China? You were up and

1078
00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:09.679
<v Speaker 1>fucking cheese it dust earlier, asshole, just like fucking Jimmy

1079
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<v Speaker 1>was in the bathroom snorting.

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<v Speaker 3>Preservatives right up the nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, I think would be a really fun

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<v Speaker 1>one for us, like to keep us in stitch out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just something about it, like somewhere around his style,

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<v Speaker 1>Woul somebody like Chappelle, just like I would agree with Chappelle,

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<v Speaker 1>just such a cool dude, Like he's gonna sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and light a cigarette. You're gonna You're gonna be in

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<v Speaker 1>something down the earth too, Yeah, way down to earth. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I would I agree with that one. I could do that,

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<v Speaker 2>the three of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that. Yeah, yeah, there's the three of us,

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<v Speaker 1>not not not necessarily, as the podcast just the three

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<v Speaker 1>of us, like we're all going to dinner and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just talking ship. Yeah, he rolls up, he rolls

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00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:54.119
<v Speaker 1>up higher than a kite, and he's just like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk for a couple of hours. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I wouldn't even want him to do any

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00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:01.559
<v Speaker 2>of his character. I would just want the raw hymn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah, bounce the joke

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<v Speaker 1>office every now and then, yeah yeah yeah, every every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. Just something, give us, give us something,

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<v Speaker 1>could even be an old joke, you know, oh absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I like it. I really like that sagment.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this the rundown it was. It was really

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<v Speaker 1>well put together. I liked the blend of it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was very back and forth, kind of weird dynamic, but

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<v Speaker 1>it all played well together.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>So Days on de Equel, episode one sixty one, Right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, catch next week, peace out later.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was going to try and tell you guys

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<v Speaker 2>a joke about isis, but I didn't think that i'd

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<v Speaker 2>nail the execution, So instead I'll tell you about this

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<v Speaker 2>conversation I overheard where the son was like, hey, dad,

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<v Speaker 2>if I was gay, would you still love me? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, don't be silly. You're an accident. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never loved you nice.

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<v Speaker 3>When you said nail execution, I thought you were to

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<v Speaker 3>go to a Jesus joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Cross that one off your list.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh,