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Speaker 6: There are one thousand UFO sightings reported around the world
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Speaker 7: Well good evening, everyone, and welcome to Macloney's Military's Now
show here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is
Mac maloney. What a show we have for you tonight.
But first let me introduce you to the members of
the Posse the pouset, as the kids say on the
streets of Paris. He's here, girls, Sit yourself down. It's
not fanning yourselves. Did the big box of cleaner, said,
big box of wipe to squeegee and you loop because
you can feel his vibe across the puddle, the very
famous one.
Speaker 2: One across the puddle in the UK where everybody's saying,
what's the story?
Speaker 4: Morning glory? There you go?
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: You get the reference backs. How was everybody out there
in radio land? Maybe I still say that anymore, happy
to be here and happy to be anywhere. Basking in
the euphoria of a big musical announcement from yesterday, Oasis
is getting back together.
Speaker 7: Come on, man, it's terrible. I mean time, I meant digging.
Speaker 4: But they're a good band. Remember there, Remember they're there.
Speaker 2: They're actually part of the movie yesterday in a way.
Remember he said he was covering Wonder Wall the.
Speaker 3: Band.
Speaker 7: I know that they're huge and people love them and stuff,
but Wonderwall. Yeah, if there was no Beatles, there'd be
no Oasis. They just they just completely rebuff the Beatles
to get away with it. And the two you know, knuckleheads,
the two brothers are fighting on stage and like the
Kings or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. He had some uncomplimentary things to say
about them on Facebook.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they're terrible anyway, thank you one one. They're
giving us the news so much.
Speaker 2: They've already booked all kinds of stadiums and they're going
to see if they can do more shows than won't
believe thing tailors with.
Speaker 7: That's a disgrace anyway, all right, speak I want to
say speaking of a disgrace, but I won't. It's a
national correspondent. Switch plade. See what is here?
Speaker 3: Switcheet Hey great to be here.
Speaker 7: Okay, So this morning, you know, I'm sitting there mining
my own business and I got a text and it's,
of course it's Tuesday morning, so it switches breakfast.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 7: It's unlike a platter, you know, enormous biscuit to start
off with. I'll tell you how big the biscuit was
is that beside it? You say, one of those things
in there with the home fries. Okay, so the proportion
was weird. Eight strips of bacon, three eggs, eight and uh.
Speaker 3: And then Mac is taking what they call remember it
just a nice show, Johnny Carson. They would have uh,
they would have somebody in the audience tell their story
as they stop, and you'd get writers embellishment. Remember that
that bit they did. That's what Uncle Max is doing.
Speaker 4: With Uncle Max.
Speaker 7: Anyway, it was a big, big breakfast. And so I
took a picture of my breakfast and I sent it
to him. It was four saltines and an apple.
Speaker 3: I told him looked delicious except for the salts and
the apple.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, the ultimate wise ass thank you switch.
Speaker 4: You got to have a ball of porridge.
Speaker 7: I would I would kill for porridge.
Speaker 8: Now, if you were in Her Majesty's Navy back in
the day, you might have got the four salteenes, but
I don't think you would have got the apple.
Speaker 7: No, not the apple playing a rim though maybe an orange.
Can you know you got you can't have scurvy. As
it turns out, plenty of sawt of me. But that's
another show. Thank you switch for me. Also with it
no sorry, no club tonight, No club tonight. He is
he has really bad allergies, as it turns out, and
he can hardly speak. So I got a feeling that
he might be watching a baseball game or something.
Speaker 4: Who knows. Ope, but it doesn't come now with Steven
Talas syndrome.
Speaker 7: What is that can't sing anyone? Did he lose his voices?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 7: I mean, they just gave up yours, just like gave
up well.
Speaker 2: I thought he had ALARICX broken laryx and he was
trying to recover from bad and.
Speaker 4: You know it's more than just a sore throat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean they've they've stopped touring. They
had a residency in Las Vegas, and I'm telling you, man,
that is lucrative because you don't have to go anywhere.
You just appear thirty nights, you know, twenty five nights
in a month, play the same show, getting your limo
and go home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, well that's what the Eagles are going
to be doing.
Speaker 7: Yep. Well really they got and the YouTube didn't.
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna be so sick of hearing Hotel California.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you, take it easy. Let me tell
you something. If my worst enemy was on an island
and I had the choice of the song that he
has to listen to forever and ever and ever, it'll
be Hotel California. I'm so sick. I was sick of
that song the first time I heard it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, exactly. It's be buried in a shallow grave
somewhere north.
Speaker 4: Of really.
Speaker 7: Take it easy, as all right. That's not a bad song.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 7: Some of those songs, some of these songs are okay,
they're okay, all right. But that Hotel California, Oh my god.
And they stole it from the guitar player and it's
it's a whole sad story to that whole thing, you.
Speaker 3: Know, and the and the new kid in town.
Speaker 7: Oh Jesus god. Now there's another reddit also with us
is uh a good witch up there in sideways?
Speaker 4: Us Raven?
Speaker 7: How are you hi, my friends?
Speaker 9: I'm doing great. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 7: I'm telling that Maggie Stiff just keeps coming back to me.
It sounds like a dirty word, but uh, you look
just like her from Billions.
Speaker 9: From you, I know, I look like Maggie Smith. I
appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Okay, is it Smith?
Speaker 4: You say, Maggie Smith, Maggie Smith, the old lady.
Speaker 7: Come on, I think it's I think it's s I
F F which is what.
Speaker 9: We used to Maggie Smith.
Speaker 4: Watch what's her? Oh? And Harry Potter?
Speaker 7: What was she?
Speaker 4: She was? McGonagall?
Speaker 8: Oh you look the furthest from professor McGonagall and the
person I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I looked more like her than you do.
She's the Dowager. She is the yes, exactly, the grandma.
Speaker 7: I'm already falling asleep. So thank you.
Speaker 4: I dig Maggie Smith, I dig Judy Bet, Judy bet.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 9: And she's not famous, sister.
Speaker 7: But some people have a you have a thing for
older women. Some people have a thing for like really
older women. So jj ancient women. Oh thank you for
being with us. Also with us is up in way
up there in the great fat nor wait, great wait
not we shouldn't say that these days up in the
northern territories, not even that up in Alberta. Now where
the hell is it? Canada to Alaska? They all look
the same to.
Speaker 10: Me, close to Siberia kind of opposite side, similar.
Speaker 7: Kind of country. Is a good friend, Kim Shad. Let's
clap him in because he's Canadian and if we don't,
he'll feel bad.
Speaker 4: Kim.
Speaker 2: Every time I do, I in my bottle of Canadian
maple syrup.
Speaker 7: I think anytime I open up Canadian missed.
Speaker 4: I think I drowned my frozen waffles with him.
Speaker 3: Well, I am twenty five percent Canadian.
Speaker 7: You are, that's right? What twenty five percent? Have you
found out?
Speaker 4: What must exactly?
Speaker 3: My grandmother was Canadian? Really?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, that's good. Okay, yeah, okay, I gotta.
Speaker 3: Tell you how well blood the Canadian.
Speaker 10: Kind of like you guys.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm kind of part American, so I mean, I
think we both have walked out. I mean when the
border was so easy to cross, I think people just
kind of didn't really consider it to be a border.
It was just yeah, ever, now we're in that country, but.
Speaker 7: They just go over there, have sex come back? No
one know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was neat.
Speaker 5: When you could just go across with your driver's license basically,
I mean, and had no problems, but sore.
Speaker 3: It was great in the old days. I used to
live in the Detroit area. We could go over to
Canada anytime we wanted to. Way before the the you know,
the birth certificates in the past, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
did I ever ever tell you that my trouble that
my PRIs of mine got into they cross? Okay, there
used to be something called cosmic candy, you know the
stuff that that pop rocks or whatever that pops. It
used to be you couldn't get them, at least around
the Detroit area. So they would make a special trip
over to Canada they get the candy, the pops. So
there's about half a dozen these guys. So they went
across and you know, they bought the stuff on there.
A half hour?
Speaker 7: How old?
Speaker 3: I didn't have a plan.
Speaker 7: How old are what's that? How are they driving? How
old are they?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 7: Teenagers?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Teenagers? Okay, anyway, they do not have a plan of
what what are we going to say when we come
back after a half hour? You know? Yeah? Right, you
guys said, okay, uh, what's the citizen the ship? How
long have been in Canada? Silence? A half hour? What
were you doing in Canada? More silence? Nick, who looked
like a stoner even if it wasn't I said, recreation.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not the word you want to use.
Speaker 3: Ripping the car apart. I opened up the trunk and
there's a a box in there in brown paper with string,
and this guy thinks he's got him man, so he
takes that. He's got this like huge butcher knife and
he cuts the string and he opens it up and
all it is is a tupperware, uh jug or whatever
it was going to be for a gift. So you know,
because that gentleman, if you go over to Canada, you
get pop rocks or any kind of Canady candy. Have
your your your plan, have your.
Speaker 7: Story, have your story, have your stuff in order. Wow, Okay,
I thought he's gonna know that strip.
Speaker 2: Search wears something lightweight so that when you when they
strip you, it's it's easy on, easy off.
Speaker 4: Listen. We did. I look at it when across the border.
Speaker 2: Yes, I crossed the border once across the border to
go to Niagarapa, Niagara Fall.
Speaker 4: We across the border.
Speaker 2: We were going to we had a reservation on the
Canadian side in a cool hotel, so we didn't get
there like midnight. It's your anniversary, right, yeahs our unniversary vacation, right,
Do you remember it? Because I could be able to
remember it anyway, there was a long queue at the border,
and I'm going, oh man, I'm dead tired. I'm ready
to go to bed right now. It's like this is crazy,
you know. And the little they didn't open up two lines.
I know it's midnight, but finally, uh, it was taken forever.
I think everybody was inspected. It was like cocks open
and scanning underneath the cars and what they must be
looking for something.
Speaker 4: We pull up and.
Speaker 2: They check our IDs, they check Eileen's ID and something
happened and all of a sudden we were waved through,
like sorry for the delay. We were there about like
twenty seconds. She was working for the federal government.
Speaker 4: At the time. Yeah, yeah, that's yep. Yeah. I said, wow,
the chop came in hand each other.
Speaker 7: We should go get some pop rocks and got to
sneak them up. I went only one time, way back
way back when we had a Volkswagen bus and we
drove up to Canada and we went across the border
near Sherbrook, Canada wherever that is, right, and they were
literally waving us through. They were in toll boots going, go, go,
go go. There's a crowd right, So up there only
for a little while, and then we come back. We're
coming back into the US into it must have been
into Vermont, I guess, right, the tippity top of New Hampshire.
And we're going in like literally a dirt road and
you're come into this thing and it looks like the
taj Mahal and it's the US customs, right, and we're
going out in the middle of this. So they see
the Volkswagen bus. We get along here and they immediately
pull us out of the line and they weigh the bus.
They take everything, They make us take everything out of
the bus, and then they weigh it and if it's
over the weight of a Volkswagen bus, you got some
then that's how they did it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 7: Luckily we didn't have anything. By God's good graces, we
didn't have anything. Right, i'd still be in jail. But
they say, okay, you can go. So I said to
the guy who's going to put the stuff back on
the bus, and he just like looked at me and
walked away. You fucking hit it, what do you think?
So we had to so welcome to the US. You
have a story out you would kick that can.
Speaker 2: I was coming back from me, ask you, did you
have grateful dead stickers on the bus?
Speaker 4: You know what we had we had on the bus.
Speaker 7: You know we had we had George McGovern stickers on
the bush. That was probably a wrong time to do that,
but go ahead, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4: The one that I was most surprised about is coming back.
Speaker 8: One time, I was driving a three quarter ton heavy
pickup truck that had a hard fiberglass cover over the
back of it. And this thing you could put a
ton in the back of it, and it never even
dropped on the springs. It still road level. And we
pull up the customs coming back into the United States,
and the guy looks at us and he says, you
know what, do you get to declare what's going on?
We were up visiting some friends, blah blah blah, two
or three days. It's fine, yeah, okay. And this was
after nine eleven. He goes, go ahead, and I'm like,
I've got I could have easily a ton of any
contraband locked in the back of this truck under a cover.
They never even looked.
Speaker 4: No, I'm coming home, coming home, I'm coming back into.
Speaker 8: The States, and I'm looking at the guy going really
because I said to my wife, why do we get there?
They're going to go nuts when they see this truck
and they're gonna they're gonna tear it up. You know,
it was a regular cab, but it was a heavy
you know, three quarter ton. Maybe's that innocent Demeana, my
wife's innocent to mean and not mine. But I'm like,
holy shit, they just yeah, go ahead, And I was like, really,
you don't even want.
Speaker 7: To delivery for al Qaida.
Speaker 8: L Yeah, but I've got a few times and like
even on motorcycles, I've gone up and I've had them
I want to tear the bike apart. And I'm like, really, well,
you're why are you shaking? Like we just went through
a rainstorm, it's freezing cold. What do you Yeah, you
get on the bike and ride it's seventy miles an
hour and see how cold it is?
Speaker 4: Okay, Kim?
Speaker 7: After five minutes of that, can you tell we love Canada? Okay?
Speaker 4: We do?
Speaker 7: So anytime you guys, can you imagine that?
Speaker 2: Imagine myself taking a road trip that anyway? So Canadian
you gotta be kidding me?
Speaker 4: A A I don't say that.
Speaker 7: It's I'm sorry, a pardon me. Yeah, there's a lot
up there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if you've lost something, Racks and
maybe in the UK, and it's starting to mix and
hybridize into a Canadian.
Speaker 7: Really, he's turning the Canadian interesting. Uh well, listen, hopefully
this will be interesting too, because we have a top
ten top ten tonight. Okay, Raven, you have it, I
hope I do. Kindly got it and tell us what
the subject is tonight.
Speaker 11: Okay, this is called top ten reasons why Satan doesn't
like being on the show.
Speaker 7: Top ten reasons why Satan doesn't like being on the show.
He was on the past couple of weeks. He's a
little put off by some of the stuff. Hopefully he'll
be on next week again. We'll see. But this is
the top ten reasons why he's reluctant to do the show.
Please start the music now, Raven. Number ten.
Speaker 11: Number ten, he's been losing his hair since meeting Switchy.
Speaker 7: Listen, I'm sorry, switch sorry. That will be number nine please.
Speaker 12: Number nine one one sent him some porn recently and
it made him very uncomfortable.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right.
Speaker 12: Number eight it takes time away from his presidential campaign. Next,
number seven, he keeps streaming of alsping bees.
Speaker 4: He's getting a buzz.
Speaker 9: Number six he loves cats, but only with Tartar Sauce.
I don't believe that.
Speaker 7: This is Tom. Ten reasons why Satan doesn't like doing
the show. Number five.
Speaker 9: Number uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Number five, he's afraid club is going to whack him.
Speaker 4: Okay, did he get paid? Did Satan get paid? Does
do you give him like minimum retirement?
Speaker 7: One one?
Speaker 9: You're already in trouble with HR about the whole porn incident.
We can't discuss who gets paid?
Speaker 13: What here?
Speaker 4: Next? Please? Right?
Speaker 9: Number five?
Speaker 12: The four Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy and Henry Kissinger
keep bugging him to get.
Speaker 11: On the show.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, hang on, hang on, sorry, I thought that
was gonna be big any kissing walk criminal that's what
my dates set. Next? Please right number.
Speaker 9: Three he's getting really Nope, he's jeez.
Speaker 7: Number three, he's getting.
Speaker 9: To really hate the top tens.
Speaker 4: Now you know why is his name? Club?
Speaker 7: Name is Satan? Nice pleaser?
Speaker 9: Number two? If he was on the same show as
Lonely Larry, Well, it just wouldn't look right.
Speaker 14: Okay, Please rape and the number one reason why Satan
doesn't like being on the show even across zoom.
Speaker 9: The contact high from Max Studio.
Speaker 7: Is just too much.
Speaker 4: Really, I can tell you you're telling.
Speaker 9: Me the Devil doesn't like the Devil's lettuce.
Speaker 7: Not too much. The Devil's letters great name for a
band or an album. Wow? Okay, not ten reasons why stayton.
Hopefully he'll be back next week. We're in negotiations with
his lawyers. Imagine being demons club for demons, not bad twitch.
When do we take a break now, I think of
some lawyer jokes and we'll be right back after this.
You're listening to Macloney's Milk tresh Saw show here in
the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tuned, and now
the further adventures of Al Ferrari, star of Max's new
book How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get.
Speaker 3: Caught Mat Malone Show.
Speaker 4: This is Leis, Hello, Lewis al Ferrari, Give me Mac.
I'm sorry, Al, he's doing his court ordered CSD at the.
Speaker 10: Moment, CST.
Speaker 4: What's that at time zone.
Speaker 10: Cat sensitivity training?
Speaker 4: You know, after the incident?
Speaker 15: Can I help you?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: Look, I just heard from Amazon that Max's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea a nuckcket cart
is selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now,
I'm touring to you know, promote the book, calling from Vegas.
Speaker 16: Well that's good to hear.
Speaker 1: Did they tell you why people like it so much? Well,
one guy said, I must have been a pretty smart,
juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed how I turned to Toyota
into a Rolls Royce. Somebody else said it was cool
that I ripped off sears, and somebody was shocked that
the mob was pissed off of me because of one
lousy day old.
Speaker 3: Plum, one little plum.
Speaker 4: And that's all in the book, you know it.
Speaker 1: There's also, you know, particular advice like how to torch
a car and how to make lots of money in prison,
at which I did so it might have gotten me killed.
Speaker 4: Also dangerous making friends with this iconic part.
Speaker 3: Which ain't exactly easy.
Speaker 7: I'm bad.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm on this book tour and I'm at
a place called the Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas.
I swear I thought it was a place where they
raised kittens.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So when they found out who I was, like a
big celebrity or something.
Speaker 4: They asked me if I wanted.
Speaker 16: To be part of a movie about cats.
Speaker 1: You're adorable, sweetie. No, they wanted me to make a
movie with what they call it, quote unquote tastel nude scene.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, aw is that even possible?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I passed out right after the ill action. And now
they want five hundred bucks. I have to wash dishes
for a month here. You don't want to know what
the kitchen is like in a cat house.
Speaker 7: Oh so it is a place where they raise cats.
Speaker 4: Shut out back.
Speaker 1: Give me a call, sweetheart, and remember remind everybody to
check out match new book How to Dump a body
at Sea and not get caught. Starting me al Ferrari
on Amazon dot com.
Speaker 17: Eight weeks later, he's ready to absolutely kill this guy
because he's got these little hickeys all over his body
from the whiffleball.
Speaker 7: As he said, okay, wow, wow, So another story in
the annals of the coastcat history. He's running around a
whiffleball back right, cracking the troops. Let me ask, Let
me ask doctor Bob something real quick before we get serious.
Doc right, Doctor Bob. You're you're familiar with the character Popeye? Right, yes, sir,
what military branch was he in? Was in the Navy?
Speaker 17: Sorry, Doc, you need to go look that up on
the internet. I'm going to give you one opportunity to
do some resources. You're a sharp guy. It doesn't involve
a phone. Take a look nineteen twenty seven the United
States Coast Guard stopping.
Speaker 7: The guard coast No, no, this is not right. This
is disinfat You.
Speaker 17: Are the impartial source. You look on the internet and
you tell me if that if my claim is correct.
Speaker 7: Oh fair, Now listen, it's getting a little sad now
as it turns out. Look, everyone knows he's popped by
the sailor man.
Speaker 16: And what a coast guardsman. They're not sailors, No, they're
the coast Guard guys.
Speaker 7: And when you say sailor, you say so. A soldier
is not a soldier. Let me ask a marine is
not a marine. No, let me ask you this anytime
in the cartoons. What kind of uniform is he wearing?
Speaker 16: He's wearing the same uniform as a coast Guard board.
Speaker 7: No, he's wearing white. He's always in the white.
Speaker 16: And the coast Guard had that Oh, just a coincidence.
Speaker 7: Okay, this just rages if you and.
Speaker 17: If you look on the earlier the first cartoons that
featured pop By, he wore the blue dark blue top.
Speaker 7: I not I thought it was more of an alive color.
See see it was.
Speaker 16: In the well doc. I don't know any sailor that
ever wore all of color.
Speaker 7: No, we didn't, too bad that.
Speaker 4: This is an ongoing debate. Why haven't hasn't this debate
been solved?
Speaker 16: I presented all the information.
Speaker 17: I presented all the information and then Mac goes it's
not true, except when Mac goes online and show something
like when he assigns one of the assignment's and it's
burning bush and again.
Speaker 7: It anything I've seen in the inn in the case
pop By was.
Speaker 17: I even sent you the video clip from YouTube where
he says stop in the name of the United States
Coast Guard.
Speaker 7: That could have been faked. It could have been faked
very easily.
Speaker 18: Right after right after the right by the sale of
man Saleman, right.
Speaker 16: Does he say pop By the sailor man, I'm in
the US Navy.
Speaker 7: We don't have to, but he's he's a s pop
By the Coast Guard man.
Speaker 17: And you're telling me that the coast Guarden say, the
coast guardens are not sailors, is what you're saying.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 17: I love this because this is the same show you wait. Wait, wait,
I'm the freak out. This is the part I really love.
Speaker 7: Bet.
Speaker 17: I used to hear this from the Navy. Oh, puddle pirates,
you need to be six feet tall. Here I am here,
I am the single ship off the coast of There
isn't another ship in sight, no Navy ship showing up,
Mayvy airplane showing on.
Speaker 7: But now we're not setting No, no, I'm not disparaging
the coast guard.
Speaker 16: I love the coast guy, but we're not sailors.
Speaker 7: Got it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 16: Absolutely great, No.
Speaker 7: But I'm saying like that. You know, if you ask
ninety nine percent the people you ask are gonna say
what the sailor means and means he's in the navy.
I know what they call coast guards coast guards.
Speaker 16: So if you're a merchant seaman, you're not a sailor.
Speaker 7: If you're a mercher, you're in the army, correct, right, okay,
all right, Well, when you say to people he's a soldier,
way do they assume he is?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 17: So what do you say for someone who goes to
see and a military vessel, he's a sailing If he's an.
Speaker 18: Emergency, he's a coastguardsman.
Speaker 17: Yes, well another county heard from someone who didn't serve
in the coast Guard.
Speaker 16: Now you're telling me.
Speaker 18: What is yes, he says here navy personnel are called sailors.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 18: Those in the Marines are called marines. The Coast Guard
calls its people coast godsmen.
Speaker 16: Thank you for the clarification.
Speaker 3: God uses whatever branch they go on.
Speaker 7: You need to know.
Speaker 18: I think that's solved.
Speaker 16: I am so proud.
Speaker 17: Obviously you got the true Internet, and the Internet that
I showed was the lie.
Speaker 7: You're in the net, you're in the dock work.
Speaker 4: I'm in the regular Now.
Speaker 7: Listen, let's do this. Let's do this.
Speaker 13: If if MAC I have absolutely had it with this
whole discussion, because I took the time to lay it
all up. I went and showed you Task and Purpose,
which is one of the best military sites, and they
came out and they gave the complete clarification.
Speaker 16: Not good enough.
Speaker 7: Now, any of that could be completely faked.
Speaker 16: Let me know why is it not?
Speaker 7: Listen? Let me just ask you one thing me, if
we prove to you that we're right, that's just okay.
Speaker 16: How are you gonna prove to me?
Speaker 7: No, that's just that there's to be announced. Okay, will
you go to the to that to the casino of
the Boston Casino right in Everett, because you know they
have a statue of Popeye in the front door. If
you can believe this dog the pop they do forty
eight million dollars. This thing is worth forty eight eight
million dollars made of jewels. This freaking guy made a
statue of Popeye for forty eight million dollars. How insane
is that?
Speaker 8: A lot of spinach and giving it dogtor Bob doing material.
Speaker 7: It's excellent.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I picked the issue.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do too. I considered It's okay, Cocie, you
can't win every battle.
Speaker 16: I'm glad you guys think you're right. God bless you all.
You're wrong?
Speaker 4: You ready?
Speaker 7: Ye aye?
Speaker 17: If I'm allowed to say that as a coast guardsman,
check with club club.
Speaker 16: Look that up on your lightweb. If I'm allowed to
say that, I I gotta Oh you want to talk sailor,
Let's talk like a sailor. There, big guy, Wow, loser,
loser you want to bring that game?
Speaker 7: Can I stop these segments?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 16: All right time, please.
Speaker 7: Welcome back everyone to Macloney's Milk Trek Star show you
the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac them moaning
while with a show we have for you tonight. Very quickly, girls,
he's here. You can feel his vibe across the puddle,
very famous one one.
Speaker 2: And I can feel your vibe too, And all the
girls out there, don't drag me in by the radio
dig it on the show came back?
Speaker 4: How's it going?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: Glad to be here, grooving, had to be on the show,
and the kids glad to be at the other side
of the pond for the time being.
Speaker 7: Anyway, Well, you were the topic of discussion after the
show down to stop at Gilly. Yes, that show is
going to be hopefully this week. When's he coming back?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 7: So on his sophalom? Where's he going to live? Is
he going to get a cool cau?
Speaker 4: Where am I going to live? Is the first? He's
going to pay his bo tab?
Speaker 7: All those important questions.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I thought they would have written off.
Speaker 7: But you can made the interest alone, can give Dave
a vacation in Hawaii with the whole for him anyway,
also with us, also with US is internationally correspondence switched
La Steve Wood down there on my sister's tank, Tom West, Virginia.
Speaker 4: Switchy.
Speaker 3: Great to be here tonight.
Speaker 7: You had plumbing problems last week.
Speaker 3: Correct, all the way up till yesterday. Yesterday.
Speaker 7: Right now he has a lawsuit on his hands because
first they told him it was on his property. Then
it turns out if they dig up his property, it
turned out it's on the town's property.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a pissing match between my plumber that
fixed it last time.
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 3: He was convinced that it was probably on the city
side because he knows he's been doing this for years.
He knows that we put the piping in. And so
the city came out and ran a care came but
they were off in their calculations or whatever. Anyway, they said, nope,
it's on your side, So I thought, oh crap. So anyway,
the plumber guy comes out with his helper and the
plumber guy and you're rent one of these Uh, I
call him diggers, but theirs whatever, And UH is in
the hole with a shovel with this this tough clay
he's got to dig through. I don't know how this.
I wouldn't last five minutes in that job at the
intraction and they'd never recover. But anyway, so they go
through this long ordeal and they find out guess what
is on the city side, and guess what it's Saturday.
So I don't know if the mayor got my email
or not, but I sent the mayor an email outline
of the whole thing not being nasty and uh and
my plumber, I'm sure you called them a couple of times.
And I woke up Monday morning expecting, you know, their
office is not open till eight, And they were there early. Wow,
had the truck out, they had all all the stuff
they need to know they're guilty. The free guys they
gott in the pit and they connected it up. I
mean it was in no time.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 3: And they later on the day my plumber came back
and he filled a hole.
Speaker 7: That's cruel a long time, that's cruel. And then the
usual punishment there switchy, you know, if you're personal anguish
and so on, I think you give a case thereby
how old is the is the mayor a woman or
a man? How old is what sex is?
Speaker 4: The mayor.
Speaker 3: A young lady?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, all right, well good luck with that. Switch
She's probably not gonna. I'm gonna what's the over end
of that? He wins, you know, because he should sue
the town because they dug up his property for no reason.
Speaker 8: All right, that's what I think you're allowed to sue municipalities.
I think there's something written into it.
Speaker 4: You can't do it.
Speaker 3: Well, they I'm not even going to go there, you know.
Speaker 10: I was.
Speaker 3: I was convinced that it was on the city side.
They're going to have to tear up the sidewalk and
it'd be like a week or more. And but no,
they were able to get in there, and they were
very efficient and got it done. And then I still
had this gaping hole because the pipe comes out of
the basement and so it's very deep and there is
I won't go into it. But other plumbers have looked
at the plumbing that this house is built in nineteen forty.
They think the guy was probably released from the mental
asylum and then he designed.
Speaker 7: It and they became a plumber. Yeah, wow, huh, switchy
and those plumbing problems.
Speaker 3: But you everything is working now, so that's.
Speaker 4: Good, the excellent. So they put new pipes in or they.
Speaker 3: Well, you see that that one area is originally about
a year and a half ago the pipe broke and
it might have even been you know, we had like
a tremor or a mild earthquake here and it was
They turned out it was the original piping. I was
in there from nineteen forty and so this one outfit
came out that was recommended to me, and they in
quotes fixed it. But then another six months or so
went by and it broke again. So the new guys
came out and they took a look at it, and
they said, boy, they really screw up this job.
Speaker 7: That's just going to hear super yep, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. So I'm really enjoying spending thousands of
dollars each time I have plumbing problems.
Speaker 7: I did a lawyer this witchie, but that's just me.
Speaker 3: I may have to get a real job.
Speaker 4: You get a real lawyer first.
Speaker 7: Also with us. Also with us, I've forgot to introduce
him in the first segment. We can edit something in
he's supposed to tell.
Speaker 4: Me you don't have to trust me. I'm here.
Speaker 7: Don't worry about it, you full mechanic, Alenando, Unclewn, Hello Mac, Hello, everybody.
I am here.
Speaker 4: I drove him here, so I know I'm here, right.
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 4: You know all's well in another day of paradise. You
know I failed the ride, Yes, yep, on my island,
So I mean it's cool. Well. I started to tell
Mac in Nantucket.
Speaker 8: I was telling him Mack about a Paul McCartney thing, Yes,
Paul McCartney. This morning on the local seacoast radio station
in New Hampshire, they were going on about somebody on
one of those local neighborhood chat things said that they
bumped into Paul McCartney at a store in Wells, Maine.
So then somebody else chimed in and said, yeah, I
saw him like half an hour later, walking down the
street somewhere in Wells, or York. And this just blew
up into a massive people started driving there to go
find him, and I guess it was a joke, so
he was not there, but like I guess, two or
three people got together to prank this thing and said,
oh yeah, I saw he was in this little shop
buying sea glass, and it's like really remember the state
o Maine. Maine is the yellabimer of New England's it's
Appalachia with blobsters exactly.
Speaker 7: But I'll tell you something about my count mcanni, like
just last week. So he lives in the Hamptons with
his wife, his fourth wife. I guess they're at a
fourth and she's connected to the mob and everything is
like a long story, but anyway, they call him Polly Walnuts.
Now no look, So he was at some exclusive restaurant
out in the Hamptons for anyone who doesn't know. The
Hampton's at the end of long time, as we're all
the it's where the one percent and one percent is going.
They're not newput run out, so everyone lives out there.
And he got up and saying like I saw her
standing there, just you know, improvised. He had a guitar
just on the spur of the moment. Impromptu, okay, which is.
Speaker 4: Kind of cool.
Speaker 7: I guess he's probably had a couple of drinks in them.
But it's like, you know what I mean, Ringo would
never do that, do you know? I mean if John
Lennon wuld Judge has this, so they would never do that.
You know they'd want to sit up the back if
go at all. But he just loves to be in
the in the spotlight. He loves to perform, right, But
he's also so recognizable. It'd be like Stephen Tyler walking
into a place in Boston, excuse right, and people expect
him to sing to do something. Well, not anymore.
Speaker 4: I would be yelling play Blackbird.
Speaker 8: That he would do, you know, play Health the Skeleton,
Play Blackbird, or he would just end up taking say hey,
take my fourteen year old daughter and becomer guardian or
you talking about what they thought Tyler Tyler, not Paul
McCarty actually did that.
Speaker 7: But that once again as another show, also with us,
also with us as our favorite good Witch up there
in sideways, you know, Graven is with us.
Speaker 11: Raven, Hello, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: There's a bun going on right there.
Speaker 12: I don't have any fun stories, but I did watch
Long Legs over the weekend and loved real good.
Speaker 8: Would recommend Nicha was Cage's new movie, right, it's a
who Cage Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really he made a good movie.
Speaker 9: How that is really good? I like him, but you know,
and I know that's that's frowned upon. But well, no,
it's really good.
Speaker 10: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 7: He's been in some good movies. He has been in
some good movies, but he's.
Speaker 12: Been just to be because he has to pay off
his bankruptcy is and he has to keep up the
rent on his funeral plot in Louisiana.
Speaker 7: He bought a didn't he buy a t Rex skeleton
or something.
Speaker 16: Like a real house?
Speaker 9: Is like crazy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a little nutty, but but it's really good.
He can't act, he can act, you know what I mean,
he's just been You got.
Speaker 15: To watch this movie and then tell me if he
can act because or tell tell me he can't act
after this because it is.
Speaker 9: A it's a scene.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the title, long line on legs long.
Speaker 7: They've been promoting it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: This is his comeback vehicle, one of many, I guess.
But if you see Leaving Las Vegas, he's in that
and and I'm telling you it's it's a very well done,
gritty movie.
Speaker 9: And the movie is okay, But I'm sorry.
Speaker 15: Have you ever seen a little thing called Raising Arizona
Funniest Movies?
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one I was trying to think of
rock one of the funniest movies ever ever made. And
it's your people of this movie, right, yeah, that movie.
People know about it, but it's not like it's not
as popular as it should be. It's so freaking funny.
He's funny and everyone is funny in it. It's just
and it's bizarre. You've never seen it. Oh, it's really good.
Speaker 9: It's really such a good movie.
Speaker 4: It's a laugh.
Speaker 9: I can't think of the female, isn't it?
Speaker 12: Is it.
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 7: She's a chicken and Field of Dreams?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You she was in Old Brother, Yes, right, yep.
Speaker 11: Maybe I know this is super interesting to all of
our listeners.
Speaker 9: But I have one other thing.
Speaker 4: I hate it when I forget the she get that
really weird voice.
Speaker 7: Yes, right, she's a redhead, which makes it strikes.
Speaker 12: I wanted to wait until everything was confirmed, but now
it's confirmed, so i'mally going.
Speaker 4: Hunter, Okay, Hunter, she's a basic yeah raven please.
Speaker 7: There's a big announcement. We're going to put a little
music trumpet.
Speaker 9: Music's not really a big announcement, but.
Speaker 11: I'm going to the White All New York big Foot
Festival in September and I'm so excited.
Speaker 7: Let's go, let's go, let's really give it up. So
Bigfoot is up there too, Okay, when is that.
Speaker 4: You're gonna file a live report? Yes?
Speaker 15: Maybe, I guess we'll see how how you know, uh,
if I could find some some good researchers.
Speaker 9: But it's September twenty eighth, I'm pretty sure. So if
any one of our listeners is there, hit me up anything.
I'm only going to be there for pleasure.
Speaker 3: I have no idea they did. That's one of their
first documentaries was The Beast of Whitehall.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they might.
Speaker 9: I don't know. I'll have to check on their Instagram
to see. I think it's kind of too early to tell.
Speaker 11: I just we wanted to go last year, and then
mister Raven, you know, poisoned me.
Speaker 9: So that was a whole thing, so we couldn't do anything.
Speaker 7: Let me ask you something. Is this in Whitehall, New York?
Speaker 9: Yeah, like the very very very top of the state.
Speaker 4: So listen.
Speaker 7: I used to live in Saratoga, York, and I went
up to Whitehall a few times, and you know, they
call the people they wed toholics. Okay, the place is
freaking nuts with it's a little town way up, way
way up. But it's all bar rooms, you know what
I mean. I guess it's a logging town.
Speaker 4: Maybe.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is, because it's it's right there,
like Lake George and the Atirontics are there, and then
literally the other side of Vermont is the Bennington Triangle
and that that was a logging town as well.
Speaker 11: But yeah, so I finally have confirmation that I'm doing.
Speaker 7: Okay, So we should say that how would people if
they wanted your autograph, how would they know it's you?
Were you wear the maccaloney T shirt.
Speaker 9: I don't have a mac maloney T shirt.
Speaker 7: Okay, Then we send that one that's kind of ripped.
Speaker 10: In the mail.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I have to give it.
Speaker 15: You're there, and you see someone that has a striking
resemblance to Maggie Smith, Maggie Smith and Harry Potter specifically, you.
Speaker 9: Can ask for for her autograph because that's actually.
Speaker 7: Me make it simple.
Speaker 4: You see Jenner Ortaga walking around, Yeah, well you're there.
Speaker 9: I don't see jenneral Ortega at all.
Speaker 7: If jenneral Otago and Wenona Rada had a kid, it
looks like how about that all right, So you're open
for you're open for autographs and pictures and so on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Sure, anyone can figure out who I am.
Speaker 8: Then you crave And I think you ought to show
up in our area on the fourteenth for Plumbfest.
Speaker 7: Is it the fourteenth?
Speaker 8: Yes, he said, really, Well that's coming up September Fourteenthember
September fourteenth, plump Fest.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's where Plumb Island. They just they block off
all the Plumb Island and they have fifty bands playing
in one day.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, exactly a band to be playing
on your porch.
Speaker 7: No, I don't have met those dirty hippies up in
my porcher. Kidding mean, but they First of all, the
cops are very cool and they take off, which is
very rare in Nubia and New Report. They just let
everyone do what they want. There's no cops around. People
walk in the streets. They have a school bus that
is continuously going up and down out and boulevard dropping
people off and stuff, and everyone on that bus is crazy.
And but some of the bands they didn't have a
last year because of the weather, but some of the
bands the year before a lot of them are the
Bob bands, okay, who have been around for But these
guys can play you know what I mean, These freaking
guys can play Almond Brothers and stuff, and they're just incredible,
really really entertaining, and and then some of them are
just terrible too. But it's a lot of fun. If
it's a nice day, it's a lot of fun. It's
a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a nice day.
Speaker 8: It's just you walk down the main street and there's
the whole street no one can drive because the street
is so full of people and a lot of golfs,
and the bus just goes up and down. I saw
Mac on the bus two years ago. Yeah, yeah, I
mean his family r on the bus and I was like,
how you doing me and my brother? Yeah, he was like, uh,
we're fine. I'm like you look at we're on.
Speaker 7: The bus run the school bus and there's so many
people in the street is going so slow. I look
at it in the on the sideway and there's a
guy with crutches and he's beating us.
Speaker 4: He's walking faster than.
Speaker 3: It was. It was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a really nice time two years ago.
It was like really tip top. But you have to
have the weather perfect and you can actually go. They
they time them out so you can go here there,
you know, so you're don't you don't have to like
running back and forth.
Speaker 8: And they have a place where when you come on
the island, they have they have maps and they tell
you what bands, what streets they're on, and what time
they're running.
Speaker 4: And some of them are jazz bands and blues bands.
You never know what. It's just music everywhere and what's
really fun.
Speaker 8: Last year, unfortunately, there was a hurricane right in the
area and they last year they didn't have a rain date,
so all these hundred bands can't reschedule after the fact.
Speaker 4: So this year.
Speaker 8: So last year got canceled because of the hurricane that
never showed up. But this year they've actually got a
rain date. O. Good interesting case. But you know, I
haven't heard of a hurricane coming so far. But it's
a nice day. It's it's insanity. You just walk around
everywhere and there's people dragging cool is full of beers
and people drinking everywhere, smoking everywhere. It's crazy.
Speaker 7: I mean, I got to tell this really very very quickly.
So before you know, way before years ago. Let's say
a local god and it gave me a lot of
as the kids called herb right.
Speaker 4: So we took some of the.
Speaker 7: You know, not so powerful things but still you know,
and ground them up. No, actually one, not talking about.
We took the real stuff, right, yes, the real stuff, okay,
ground it up and gave it to Lois because Lois
really knows how to bake. And I said, could you
make cookies that I can't taste this stuff in? Okay,
this is an experiment, scientific experiment, kids. So she just
makes chocolate chip cookies with lots of chips in them.
So the chocolate, you know, you could still but it
wasn't offensive. Let's say, but I ate one, and no
big deal. They sit on that counter for about three months.
This is almost like a pash and the freezer stories.
Speaker 4: So you gave me one of those?
Speaker 7: Yes, I think I did.
Speaker 4: He said, be careful with this. Yeah right, well there
was words well spoken, believe me.
Speaker 7: So I'm so. I said, well, it's plump fast. Let
me just try these again. Okay, So I take a
whole cookie and eat it. Five minutes later, you know,
I'm handling down the bus. It's like I'm tripping, right,
I'm wow. What happened. It just you know, when you
and when you ingest it, it hits you like all
at once. You know, it's like it's in your blood
and boom, right, And that's how it was. And I said, wow,
that must be the cookie. So you know, for the
NEF the next five albums, people I disappear and then
goes with his mac and so he went back to
get into the cookie.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a lot of just a lot of fun,
just a lot of fun. It's a nice And then
when we went into the freaking comber afterwards, its total
saying everyone is just.
Speaker 4: Trash, trash, trash.
Speaker 8: The thing when when people take that product and they
want to put it into edibles, a lot of them
like put it into butter, right, they cook it into butter,
and then they strain it out in cheese cloth and
it's a lot of work and it's right, stinks up
the house. It's a major, major, major project. And so
I was reading somewhere where they said you can make
flour out of it. So you take the product and
you put it on a cookie sheet, spread it out,
and you put it in the oven for like fifteen
minutes at four hundred degrees and that breaks out the
cannabinoids whatever they call it it. So then you take
it and you put it in a food processor and
grind it down to a fine, fine powder. And then
you take like if you have a cup of that,
you take two cups of regular white flour and mix
it in and let it go again. So when you're
done with it, it's a pale, pale, pale green. Like
you unless you sat it next to white white thing
of flour, you really don't see it. But I guess
you know there can be some slight residual. So I'm like,
what am I going to do with this?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 7: Picking something out and I give it a lowess so
the cookies get made. This is a challenge, right, But
I can tell you this.
Speaker 9: We're now a cooking show, this baking show.
Speaker 7: Bacon show. But but if you put a cup of
this stuff in with regular flower. This is a ground
up cup of stuff in that they call goulla glue.
Believe me, you're gonna be tripping. It's going to be
it's almost like, as the kids say, tripping.
Speaker 4: So listen.
Speaker 7: Speaking of that, I just let me introduce last guest,
not last guest, especially guests up there in Edmonton, Canada.
A good friend Kim say, how are you doing?
Speaker 4: Kim?
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, I'm doing great. But hold on, was that
two cups? I know?
Speaker 8: You mix it two to one, you know, one of
the the greenish with two of the regular as you
make the cookies, and then if you're go any stronger
than that, you can make it as strong as you want.
Speaker 4: But then you start eating quarter.
Speaker 7: Cookies either, you know, you eat a piece about that
big what's those chocolate chips?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you eat a couple of chocolate ship wheards, you see,
and then about two hours later.
Speaker 10: Eating it is just horrendous.
Speaker 5: It's either nothing or you're on all fours crawling.
Speaker 4: Well when it hits again, I don't want to be
into addictable really for me, it's like, nope.
Speaker 8: What what happens is when you eat it with a
lot of people, they'll eat some and then forty five
minutes later, nothing happened, right, and they go, there's something
wrong with this, and they'll eat twice as much again.
So by the time it actually hits you, it's almost
an hour, and then you're comach host for a number
of hours.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I'm hungry. So anyway, Wow, so here we are.
Speaker 4: Then you watch Raising Arizona and you can't stop last yah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, yes on mad mad World? And what's that
under the influence? Oh my goodness. Anyway, why don't we
switch it to switchy? You can switch as a report,
we're gonna be talking to Kim's to Kim's wife Sarah
so and but until then, let me put in switches
bumper right here.
Speaker 6: And now it's time for another story from the Lost
Annals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report
from the Fringe.
Speaker 4: Switch. What do you have for us? Switch? Well, I
have a.
Speaker 3: It's it's a bit of a revisit to the Shaver mystery,
but it's not mute.
Speaker 7: Hang on, switchy, hang on, switch hey Kim, mute you might.
Speaker 10: Oh is that a mute?
Speaker 7: Sorry, guys, don't here we go? All right, let me
just I'll throw it at you one more time. So switch,
what do you have for us?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: I have it. We're going to revisit the Shaver Mystery,
but we're I'm just going to give a very brief
recap on what that was about, because we're going to
do something that's fit uh occurred because of the Shaver Mystery.
All kinds of people were writing letters and so forth
and talking about their own experiences. So this comes from
Richard Toronto. He's done several great books on the Shaver mystery,
like War over Lemiria and so forth. This comes from
shaver Ology, a Shaver Mystery Home Companion, and it's a great,
great book. It was stuff that he wanted to put
into the original War over Lameria but didn't have room
for now. Just just kind of a brief recap Richard Shaver.
This is back in the thirties. This is in Briggs Autobody,
which became Ford Motor Company, and it's in Highland Park, Michigan.
It's actually only about half a dozen miles from where
I was actually born. I was born in a little
place called back in the old days when you had
all these little community hospitals, I was born in Royal
Oak General Hospital, which is long gone. And my theory
is that once I was born there was no other
place for them to go. Wow, just closed up.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But anyway, if you go, if you go start down
about eleven mile roads, you start going south, you hit
the infamous eight mile Road, which I grew up fairly
close to but I've always made very clear I never
had any street cred.
Speaker 7: Eminem. Keep going, what's that Eminem? And switch you grew
up together?
Speaker 9: Pew or Switchy is Eminem?
Speaker 15: He could be because we've never seen both of them
on screen at the same time.
Speaker 3: Crass anyway, So you keep going a couple of miles
more and you'll hit Highland Park, which is a captive
suburb of Detroit. And Richard Shaver he was a welder.
He was He claimed that when he keep up a
particular welding gun, he started hearing voices. It wasn't just voices,
he claimed, they were these h and I'm really shortening this,
these degenerate creatures called the Darrow from deep beneath the earth,
and they had access to all these kind of high
tech devices where they could send rays out to influence
people and create car crashes and all kinds of havoc,
kind of like a modern day devil theory. And he
eventually wrote Richard ray Palmer. Ray Palmer was the editor
of Amazing Stories. Ray Palmer started turning some of his
his reports like a Warning to Future Man, into at
least partly fictional probably all fictional stories. But the point
is that he uh Shaver claimed there was this race
of evil beings deep beneath the earth that met us
harm and people responded to this like crazy. People talked
about hearing their own voices, encountering creatures and caves and
so forth. The uh, the numbers went up just incredibly
high for amazing stories, and it was just it was
a real phenomenon. Well, there were all kinds of people
that chined in to talk about their own experiences, and
some of them, you know, it sounded a little bit off,
and others maybe sounded a little bit normal. I mean, look,
Joan of Arc heard voices, Evaniel Slaton Brew heard voices. Uh,
Tolip k. Dick her voices. It doesn't mean they were
all completely nuts.
Speaker 4: So and you had you had things like uh, Jiven
Gordon heard voices.
Speaker 3: No really, Yeah, Fred Christman, the infamous Fred Christman.
Speaker 4: That was uh.
Speaker 3: Uh you know that Garrison Uh A question during the
Kennedy uh uh investigation. Uh. He was connected to the
Murray Island incident. He claimed he wrote Ray Palmer and
said during the war he was shot down over Burma
and he and his buddy went into a cave and
they were attacked by these creatures and and zap by
some kind of a heat ray or something like that.
But then you all had still had the incredibly silly ones.
The these had two uh two brothers, the Hutchinson brothers.
They wrote letters the amazing stories all the time. One
of them was, this is a sad story. They had
a pet turtle. Pet turtle died. Once the pet turtle died,
they claimed information was coming from this turtle that verified
the shaver mystery. No one ever asked them why the
turtle didn't say much when it was alive. Okay, but
we want to move on here. Here's a really interesting
character named ed John of four seven five Fell Street
in San Francisco. He was at the time he was
living in a flat in this Victorian mansion taking care
of his invalid mother. There's his first letter that came
to amazing stories. But by the way, he was he
was about five feet tall, he was a hunchback, walked
with a limp, balding fifty ish but he was They
said he was an electrical genius and even though a
little bit off. A guy named Vaughan Green who was
intrigued by John's letters to amazing stories. He contacted him
and uh, because Ed John's had all these incredible stories
about things that had happened to him.
Speaker 5: In Uh.
Speaker 3: In nineteen thirty one, he and his mother had they
were on some homes homestead land. There was supposed to
be cattle grazing land, but it was it was just parched.
It wasn't any good. But anyway, they're living out in
the middle of nowhere. And uh and and John said that,
you know the and again, they're kind of alone out there.
He said, he started hearing people, creatures or something moving
around the property and everywhere. So he would he would
be fully clothed, he's got his gun, and he's guarding
the door. And at one point, every once in a
while he'd see the doorknob moved just a little bit,
like something's trying to get in. So he said he
would shoot off around, go up, open the door, and
nothing's there.
Speaker 4: I was thinking, it's a good thing.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a census taker, a meter reader, or some
poor staff that wanted directions.
Speaker 4: Jehovah's Jehovah's.
Speaker 3: Now see John's. Ed John claimed that there was an
entrance to the underworld, an underground city, just like the
ones that Richard Shaver was describing. And uh he said,
there was also this is in Mendocino County by the way,
of course, north of San Francisco. And like I said,
it was a section of land that was supposed to
pee for raising cattle. Good luck not not a very
choice piece. And this is this is that they were
in a cabin when all this would happen. He said,
it would be about five hours of darkness before these
things would try to get in the house, whatever the
heck they were now. Uh. Also, and now some of
the things is going to tell you this has been
kind of Remember this is in the thirties and early forties,
and you know we have Kenneth Arnold didn't show up
with his flying sauceress in nineteen forty seven. Things like
the men in black black Cadillacs racing time came much later. Yes, well,
this is the things that ed John claimed are almost
like a temphlet for the future of youthology. He would
say that. But by the way, he said, he really
believed there was something something evil out there, and so
he would at night he would see black cars get
this black cars going along a road that was at
a dead end. It was an incredibly rough road, but
these things would kind of glide along, you could tell
by the headlights without a new problem, about twenty five
miles an hour. He said that if a jeep had
been doing that at that speed, it would have busted
up his suspension. These roads were so awful, and so
you know, I don't know that they were black Cadillacs
or what was supposed to be driving them. I don't
even know if it's a true story, but it's just
interesting that the black car thing shows up way before
we're you know, used to the men in black mythos
if you will.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, after his letters to amazing stories, his flat became
a destination for you know, all these truth seekers, everybody
that wanted to know what was going on. So he
would give them directions and how to get up there
in that that general area, and the uh, like the
headlines or in the letter section would would say more
about mister John's cave. I mean, people just ate this
stuff up. And it was a letter from John Reprieve
from the US Reserves. He said he spoke to Ed
John and Ed and his last visit there with two
of his friends in Mendio County. They all blanked out
for two hours, not having any idea what happened. And
supposedly one of them got a photograph of some kind
of a shadowy being. Of course that was not published,
but h and also the end of the letter said
he was told not to go there again. Well, I
got to say, who told Was it the shadowy being?
Was it a disembodied voice?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: Was it a I don't know Western Union, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know the Homeowners Association.
Speaker 3: There's a group called CHMBS Cave Hunters Mutual Benefit Society.
And these guys were deep into the Shaver mythos and
mystery and they're, you know, investiating caves, looking for Darrow,
looking for lost civilizations, I guess. But so they went
up there to to check out things, and they claim
that they were hearing voices in the like, in the
atmosphere in some kind of a weird foreign tongue. What
does that sound like? Also their cars would stall, so
and then you know, John might have been right, But
this whole he thought about, this whole a thirty mile
area was kind of changed somehow. Actually, the Jim Jones
cult well, it was about twenty two miles from there
at one time. But here's here's the thing.
Speaker 7: Yes, no, I was saying, Jim Jones outageous.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'll get to that in a minute. But
here's the thing. Here. You have again, this entire template
for like modern day uthology. You've got disembodied voices like
like the Skinwalker Ranch, speaking in weird languages. You've got
cars stalling, you've got missing time, you've got black cars.
You know, you've got all these bizarre claims that pre
date stuff that we kind of take for granted now
as part of the uh uh with those history as
you will. And uh, you know, he was this guy
was a real character. He was and he was connected
with with people that were h that knew the Space
Brothers and that that's so called contact these and.
Speaker 4: But here's here's the here's the punchline.
Speaker 3: Here's well sort of the punchline. One more thing. Now,
I remember he's he's supposed to be some kind of
a genius. He's got this small little flat just jammed
with all kinds of uh technical equipment. He is supposed
to have created a radio and he uh, there was
a guy named John Hatfield Hart who took some of
the uh uh schematics that Ed John had developed, and
he created about half a dozen of these what you
called a hidden world receiver. And these radios were you
can look at the schematics in there. And by the way,
John Chenney, a friend of our show, he was trying
to get one of these built, you know, with the
with all the original materials, you know, vacuum tubes and
that sort of thing. But the guy he went to said, hey,
this isn't gonna work. And John said, I don't care
to watch the pills. That's the guy. It was too uh,
you know, to principle and wouldn't build it. So but
the thing is, this guy called it starmac and you
could uh uh. He claimed that he saw a medium
using this and and she was supposed to be determining
what was going on deep beneath the earth in one
of these caverns using her medium ship and this this
this radio. Uh He claimed that you could pick up
voices from Ed John anyway, claimed you could pick up
voices from other parts of the apartment, and even you
know here hear voices from deep beneath the earth and
even outer space. So man, I'd love to have one
of these, so uh and and even pick up pople's thoughts.
So that was that was pretty pretty bizarre. And uh
even Richard Shaver, I guess designed one of these. But
Ed John was a real character.
Speaker 4: He uh he.
Speaker 3: At one time he was at they were at a party,
and he claimed that he was going to float up
through these through the ceiling into the next apartment. And
there were a couple of a couple of there rossa
Crucians that were freaking out. They were holding hands and
they were ready to just to run the hell out
of there. So John's is concentrating and somebody says to him, well,
what what's what's going to happen if you go up
through the ceiling and then there's people up there, But
he said that's their problem. So but his problem was work.
He never left his chair, of course, so he was
quite a character and he created quite a uh big
following and a lot of entertainment for the pages of
Amazing stories. The Shaver Mystery has all kinds of legs
and there's almost no boundaries to it, and it's just fascinating.
And I always got a kick out of the story
about Ed John and the or you know forty seven
Bell Street in San Francisco.
Speaker 7: Two questions switchy, yes, two questions. First of all, isn't
this really at least fairly reminiscent of the first Superman
movie ever with George Reeves? It was a short twenty
minutes twenty I think it was a show Superman on
the moment, right, I mean, and there are a lot
of simularities between that show and what the Sky went through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the the the idea of the the underworld. I
mean you can go back to people with distance and
aneas and so forth, right, I mean, there's there's something
ingrained in human consciousness there that's something. Then you have
the well Shaver did not believe strictly in the hollow
worst per se, you have that whole other And when
you go back, there's all kinds of people throughout history
that had all kinds of different views about the way
the earth, you know, how the earth was hollow and
what would it looked like inside.
Speaker 7: But but this is also from the guy who heard
voices from a settling torch, right.
Speaker 3: Well, that's when he first started. He would he would
like key in one particular torch and uh uh and uh,
he would start to hear the voices and later on
and then it gets he claimed that he was actually
held prisoner in the caverns for several years. Really yeah, yeah,
it turns out that in the booby hatch for several years, the.
Speaker 7: Booby hatch, he wound up there too. Huh, what a
surprise the cracker factory. Anyway, let's see, let's give switch
a real clap, as they said.
Speaker 8: Steve, I gotta tell you, I have a set of
settling torches in my garage and they've never said anything
at the hand, but they and they burned me up sometimes.
Speaker 3: See, we should fire somebody else out to use them.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
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and the and the and the doctor says to the guy, says,
you know, don't don't worry, don't be embarrassed. It's it's
very natural. Somebody get an erection during one of these exams.
Now the patient says, I don't have an erection, and
the doctor says, yeah, but I do.
Speaker 13: Oh.
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Speaker 7: Welcome back, everyone to Mac Maloney's Military Saw show here
on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney.
What a show we have for here tonight, What a
show we have here tonight. But first, girls, you know
he's here here. You can feel his you know, as
we say, vibe across the peddle. Very Famous one one.
Speaker 2: Hello Mac, Hello, everybody, Welcome to the show. It's it's
been a weird show so far, so far. Okay, Yeah,
that uh that report by Switchy. I got a kick
out of that guy.
Speaker 7: If you were back here in the US, you would
be careful to use that word. But look, that's another show.
Speaker 4: Let that word.
Speaker 3: Let that second when we get get weird. One little
thing I wanted to say about.
Speaker 7: That weird okay, okay, all right, Raving gets it. That's all.
It's important. Okay, So anyway one want to see you?
Uh no, oh wait, I'm sorry, Wow, I don't want
to go out of order. Our international correspondence which played
Steve what is with us?
Speaker 4: Down there?
Speaker 7: In what is it? My sister's drugs, West Virginia.
Speaker 3: My sister is tank Top, West Virginia. They have a
they have a big festival every year, do they, which
draws of course of thirty eight forty people.
Speaker 7: Really yeah, that's a crowd. Interesting. Okay, wow, anyway, so everything, okay,
you switch Other than that huge breakfast you had today's
look all right, you sent me the picture. So it
was at least two eggs correct.
Speaker 3: Actually it was three because this is this is the
super breakfast and you get apples with it if you want.
I don't do apples, you know much. And it's definitely
not for breakfast. There were seven eggs, so there were
three eggs. There. There were some home fries, home fries
with they have like a separate bowl of gravy.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 3: There was a biscuit the size of Nebraska. Yes, huge, huge,
just a few strips of bacon not not eat strips.
Speaker 7: It was well, it wasn't a few either, my friend,
there was at least six or seven. I have the picture.
Speaker 4: I get the picture.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so I actually didn't quite eat the whole time.
Speaker 7: Pretty we jumped over.
Speaker 3: That's why I chose the super breakfast. Good and you know,
you get you get everything there. You can choose what
you want to eat or what you don't want to eat.
Speaker 4: Do you ever bring it home in the doggie bag?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 3: Usually breakfasts, I might order a what they call a
mary b which is sort of a sigh power a
sausage from pupping with egg.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 8: Okay, so his breakfast was what they call a heart
attack special or something cholesterol killer.
Speaker 7: What I mean literally, I am eating an apple and
freaking saltines and still he's in better shape than me.
Look at him?
Speaker 4: Are you in a diet? Okay?
Speaker 7: Whyse ass? If I could reach across the paddle boom.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: Question when I saw you this afternoon, when you're walking
in the household a bag in your hand, yes, yes,
but was it full of weed?
Speaker 4: No? No, where did the bag come from?
Speaker 7: I found that on the street is a Wendy's bag
Right there?
Speaker 8: He comes home, he's got a I'll go in to
my mailbox. And he's right there coming out of his car. Hey,
and we talked for a second, and I look at
the bag in his hand.
Speaker 4: He's got the Wendy's look.
Speaker 7: Can't do anything. Okay, Really it had salads in it. Okay,
it's salad. I didn't look at it. Yeah, Wendy's wins. Well, huh,
bust only ship. I wouldn't give you the nuclear clothes
as it turns off anyway, So a switchy, thanks for
being with us. We appreciate.
Speaker 4: How much was it?
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, what was it? Ten ninety nine or
something under ten bucks?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 7: And that's the place you don't have to leave a tip, correct.
Speaker 3: I actually didn't leave a chip today. I don't leave
a chip every day.
Speaker 7: Get right up in that megaphone. Pretend it's a sausage.
Speaker 4: Please. Sometimes you don't leave a tip. Why is that?
Speaker 3: Well? Actually I never knew you could leave a tip here.
They didn't even have a chip cut. My tips are intermittent,
you know.
Speaker 7: What, Well that means the spit in your food is intimittent.
Speaker 4: I thought you were missed a tipper all the time.
Speaker 7: You gotta be you gotta tip all the time. Their
grasshopp usually, but I you should.
Speaker 3: Know, I don't think I had any fives on me.
I just had the twenties.
Speaker 7: Well you go prepared anyway. Also in the studio with
us tonight is the heap for mechanics now though, and
snatch on the Wendy's bag. Yeah that's me. Well it
really did have salad skids. But anyway, what's going on?
How the bees are the bees in tiber nation. The
bees are working there. They're nuts.
Speaker 8: I'm hoping to maybe in the next week or so
go back into the hives and revisit if there's any.
Speaker 7: Did you say did you just say the bees are
working on nuts?
Speaker 15: On?
Speaker 4: No, because they're working hard. Okay, you know, for the
bees are nuts and they're nuts.
Speaker 8: They're crazy. They do they they they're doing stuff that
I've never had bees do before. Like what they refuse
to use the lower entrance where they always come and go.
It's a wide entrance. They're using the upper entrance, which
is about less than any square and they're bringing, you know,
pauling in and there's hundreds and hundreds of bees coming
and going, coming and going, and one hive is exclusively
using the upper entrance, which I have no idea why,
and the other one they kind of chewed a hole
between the boxes and they're coming in. They're coming in
like halfway where they don't belong. But obviously neither of
them are going in through the lower entrance. Have you
ever considered that they're eating your other crop? I don't know,
but they're not supposed to like it, but a little
high anyway. But they're acting very, very strange, and I'm gonna,
uh honey, I still have I'd say another week or
two that I could actually go in and see if
there's any honey worth taking.
Speaker 4: I guess I took. I extracted three four weeks ago.
I remember you had a very low, uh.
Speaker 8: Twenty pounds of honey, but it wasn't worth extracting. Wow,
I mean my best year one hundred and thirty five pounds.
I had more honey than what to do with. Yeah,
that was cool, and last year was terrible at thirty
five pounds, and I thought that was the worst I
could get on. Don't you go and just smack a
few of them around? Well, at this point, it would
be easier to just do away with them and go
buy the honey. Just go and give it to my neighbors.
It's gone, and I would save money and I would
save a lot of work.
Speaker 4: That's fun.
Speaker 7: So but we always say you only really is very
very good. So anyway, thank you for that b update
here on PBS, also with us up there in Edmonton, Canada,
where it's probably snowing and below zero already. A good friend,
Kim Skim, how are you doing?
Speaker 10: Great?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 10: Guide to the guide to see everybody's doing awesome?
Speaker 4: Ok? Good?
Speaker 5: Of course, Yeah, the summer is kind of coming to
a close, but no, it's a it's a really nice
day right now. It's trying to rain, actually your thunder shower,
but some nice weather, nice weather bumper crops here again.
Speaker 7: Well, listen, we're blessed your your beautiful wife. Sarah came
in for like one second, and I happen.
Speaker 4: To be out.
Speaker 7: Uh sure's after about thirty seconds looking at the sunset.
What happened?
Speaker 10: She's still with me.
Speaker 4: And she got to go. She had she had an
engagement a friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got a friend from Philadelphia and tell them
that they're from school like way back. And she comes
in every once in a while, and I wasn't aware
that they were meeting up tonight.
Speaker 10: So that's my apologies.
Speaker 7: Guys, sorry when we bring them both on that.
Speaker 5: But I had her working on a story, so I've
got her story here, which I can do because I.
Speaker 7: Yes anyway, yes, these are like so during the month
and between visits from Kim and Sarah, Kim just sends
me like the weirdest stuff on YouTube, you know, and
I look at I got to stop everything and watch
these things, and they really are weird. I mean there's
a lot of weird stuff in YouTube, no doubt about it,
but you seem to be able to pick up a
crop this So this one, well you'll everyone will they'll
it will remind them of a famous TV episode in
movie right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: I think that one starred our friend Vic, not Vic
William Shatner. I like Vic's William Shatner thing. I love
that star Trek thing that he did. That's awesome. But no, yeah,
that was a very kind of creepy story. I think
the new remake of Twilight Zone did it too. Right back,
like guys, like thirty years ago with the guy from
Third Rock from whatever was.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the gentleman.
Speaker 7: Yes, thanks, So what happened in this original This sounds
like they actually copp the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well it's kind of funny, isn't it. I mean, it's
strange how it kind of does coincide with the same storyline,
doesn't it. I mean, I think it's got to be
a nightmare of anybody that works in airlines. There might
be something crawling on your plane while you're flying.
Speaker 7: So basically this is someone looked out the window and
or creatures on the wing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was, I'll tell Yeah. It comes from
a book that was written by Luis Ramirez Reyes. It
was called Acoso Extraterrestry Cases against the Extraordinary. It took
a long time for this case to kind of hit
the airwaves because all the people that were involved had
made a promise to themselves and to everybody involved that
they would keep their mouths shut. And I think a
few of them actually thought that they either had a
mass hallucination together or they were losing their minds. But anyways,
let me just get into the case here. It was
near Mexico, seven seven Boeing. The incident happened in nineteen
ninety and it was a flight from Mexico City to Nassau, Bahamas,
where they were going to drop off their passengers, but
they were going to return back to Mexico City empty,
just the crew. It was a night flight, so they
were headed back and one of the flight girls or attendants,
Bertha Talloora, she didn't she was wide awake, so she
stayed up the whole evening and she was sitting in
the plane and she thought, well, there were a couple
hours into the flight. She thought, well, I'll make the
boys up front some coffee. So she went to the
first class cafe terrier kitchen or whatever to fetch some coffee.
But the lights were all off the galley, so she
wandered to the galley.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 5: She wandered to the back galley to get some coffee going.
And while she was wandering back to the back, she
kind of just noticed something through her. When she got
to the middle of the plane where the wings are,
she kind of looked out the window and she noticed
something on the wing, and she kind of freaked for
a second, but she kind of figured, I'm tired, it's laid.
I'm not going to really, you know whatever. She didn't
really pay attention to it. So she went back and
made coffee, and I went and delivered this coffee. And
while she was walking back to the front of the
plane to the cockpit, she was kind of thinking about it,
and she was kind of wondering if she should say something,
but she kind of kept her mouth shut when she
got to the cockpit. Now, the guys in the cockpit
were having a little bit of an issue with a
light that was kind of outside the plane. They figured
now they thought maybe they were having an instrumentation issue
that was flashing or something. Now I'm not sure what
that would have been, but they kind of were dealing
with this issue, and she thought, well, I'll go back
and clean up now, and so she started wandering back
again and she kind of noticed something on the wing again.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 5: With a position that it was the engineer sorry had
come with her yep, because he was kind of they
didn't believe her. They were like, I guess she had
told them what she'd seen and they were like, no, no, no, no,
you're just seeing stuff. So the guy came back with
her just to settle her down, I guess. And while
he was walking back, she's like looking on the wing
and she's kind of having a little bit of a
bake out because there's something on the wing, and he
happens to look out and he goes into absolute panic
mode and he's like he's his mouth drops open and
he's like screaming at her, kind of like there's not
just one thing out, there's three things out on the.
Speaker 4: On the wing. Damn.
Speaker 5: Well, it was kind of one of the guys one
of the credits. Now, all these credits were described as
let me just get this out. They were described as
skinny call and a kind of shiny black slanted eyes,
so they kind of sounded like alien description to me.
So this guy went into a panic mode he sees
three of them. Well he's he's freak. So now he's
gonna go to the front and talk to the captain
and the first officer. Well, they're they're already, they've already
seen him, because now they're like looking through the front
window of the plane out of the ring.
Speaker 20: Well, everybody's having a bake out there. They don't know
what's going on, and they're having problems with the instrumentation.
It's kind of glitching on them. They're having problems control
on the plane and while this is all going on,
they all said that the plane was.
Speaker 10: In absolute silence. There was no more turbine noise. It
was quiet. That's a weird And they all said this
is something that they all reported.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 5: So this lasted for an hour and a half, so
they were probably about half an hour outside Mexico City
when they finally these things either left them or they
were released or whatever. But they all swore to each
other that they wouldn't say anything except for this young
lady who finally came out and told their story.
Speaker 10: And this gentleman had written.
Speaker 5: This in his book about this, and I guess he
had gone and witnessed and talked to some of the
other crew members that were willing to talk and discuss
it with them, and it was the guy that put
the story on is beyond creepy. The gentleman does a
really good story of telling these stories. But he he
had mentioned at the very end he was kind of
freaked out because he said he actually talked to Albert Rozales,
Oh yes, and he started telling him about a news
reporter from NBC that was telling him the same suffering
story that was the same thing and all he could
come out of it was was it was the same story. Yeah,
his nineteen ninety air Mexico incident that happened I guess
over the Gulf of Mexico, right, And I'm like, well, yeah,
I mean okay, so they all had they all had
He's going to say, they all saw the same thing.
They all had watches missing three to five minutes. That
felt like an hour.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Now I thought that was a strange.
Speaker 5: Now I think there might be a translation problem from
Spanish to English here, you guys, because I mean, I'm
sure if a couple of us were of sit together
and we our watches lost three to five minutes, we
wouldn't go, oh, that felt like an hour.
Speaker 7: I mean, well, you've never been with us on the
stop a galley, man, it happens all the time. But yeah,
so let me ask you this though, was like two
things to me.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: First of all, it seems like, I mean maybe somehow,
you know, we're always talking about your universes kind of
intersect every once in a while, just you know, briefly,
maybe there's a universe somewhere where, you know, Mon's just
climb on airplane wings. You know who knows, right, but
but the wind, the lift, they need a lift. Maybe
that's how they get around.
Speaker 4: You never know.
Speaker 7: But the original Twilight Zone okay, which was with William Shatner,
now switch what was that that That was that sixty
one maybe sixty two.
Speaker 3: Early sixties. I think I think about the third.
Speaker 7: Season, okay, and basically it's it's one of the best
episodes they've ever done, ever ever done. And where William
Shatner is He opens up the window on this. They're
in the storm. They're up in this old airlina and
then's bouncing around. He puts up the shade and there's
like just a face on the outside looking in.
Speaker 4: So great.
Speaker 7: Just I just remember the first time I saw that
and I went through the roof, you know, just really cool.
No one listens to him, everyone thinks he's crazy. They
take him off from the straight jackeline. And the last
shot is the camera pans over in the and the
wing and the engines of all ripped the pot and
stuff like that. Just brilliant. Okay, that is just just great.
So this is kind of like it. But then the
second Twilight Zone movie or the Twilage movie, they recreated
that with John Litkow and but basically it was the
same thing. You know, they kind of stuck to it,
you know. But that's in the and this happened in
the night. He's on a Boeing seven twenty seven, so
it's happened fairly recently.
Speaker 10: They probably thought they'd get into the door.
Speaker 4: Oh I want whiz fall off.
Speaker 3: But a lot of stories about from World War two
about gremlins or some kind of creature or or actually
saying something manifest right, So that's uh, you know, that's
another factory.
Speaker 7: Did you read that in UFO's in One Time by
Macmonial and sale everywhere?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I guess must have.
Speaker 7: Well we most of these shocked, So there would be
there would be the stories or our stories where people
would look out in during the World Law two, people
will look out and they'd see gremlins on on the wing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: It was so it happened, I don't want to say frequently,
but they saw a lot of Foo fighters dow a
lot of stuff in the sky too, but enough for
them to name them gremlins, if you know what I mean,
you know, for the for it. But there were also
stories of in that aforementioned book similar things. So towards
the end of the wall, what they used to do
is they would send up like one B seventeen at night.
It would go and bomb a railroad, yeat in Italy
or something, right, one of these things. They call them
lone wolf flights. So this one plane flew up to
Austria bomb day railroad. Yeah, it turned around and they
were bathed at a light and they and beside them
was this ball of light. And they thought the Nazis
were had some secret weapon. This is what they always
used to think. They say, what is this? You know,
some kind of you know, Phostro's bomb or something like that.
So they turned around and they headed home, and this
thing followed them for almost two hours. Okay, just fall
and they have pictures of it. Okay, so what do
you know what I mean, what what was that? You know,
it wasn't any Nazis secret weapon or anything like that,
just flew alongside with them a ball of light seemed
seemingly intelligently doing what they would do.
Speaker 4: What it was doing, you know.
Speaker 7: What happens, you know what I mean? What did these
people see? What did these people see on the wing
of their plane? Did they did you go into another
you know, like I said, did they intersect just for
a while. That's how you lose time. If you're in
another universe, you lose the time and just see something
that might be natural in that world, but you know,
just crazy in our world, you know.
Speaker 2: And they didn't all agree to tell the same silly
story and say yeah, let's let's see.
Speaker 4: If we can do a prank on that was That
was a career ended though.
Speaker 8: I mean you start talking about that stuff and they're like,
you know what, Yeah, you know, you need un medication and.
Speaker 7: You're never going to fly again. The Mexican they never know. Wow,
that's wild.
Speaker 3: Intermediate stuff from the things like the ghost flyers or
whatever and the modern dau photos three these strange lights.
You know, they really didn't have anything to do with
with either group.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those the egos ghost rockets set. I mean, they
know exactly where they hit the lake and then they
were looking for them and there's just nothing there.
Speaker 10: Nothing down They could swear there was a physical thing
that hit the lake.
Speaker 7: Well, once again, they have photos of them ghost rockets
for anyone who doesn't know. And in nineteen forty six,
after World War Two was over, people started seeing and
they took pictures of them. They took movie pictures of them.
These rockets going over Sweden for the most part, going
over Sweden heading north like to was the North Paul.
At first, people thought that these were leftover V one
buzz bombs, that the Russians were lunching from the buzzbomb base,
and Phinamunda that the Russians had taken over. But by
the time the Russians got to Pinamunda, it was flattened.
The Nazis said, flatten it. So it wasn't coming from
They weren't coming from there. So this lasted about a
year and a half. People would see them every day.
They basically saw contrails in the sky, and in at
least one instance a lot of people saw one of
them crashing into a lake in Sweden. I guess lakes
and Sweden are just clear. There's no there's nothing down
the bottom. I guess they're too cold whatever for stuff
to grow down there. And they said, wow, we got one,
we got one, and they sent divers down. Nothing was there,
nothing was there. It was just like it had never happened.
A Swedish fighter pilot got close to one of these things,
and he wrote down the description. If you read that
description now, it matches almost perfectly with a Tomahawk cruise missile,
you know, a long tube, you know, slightly fled back wings,
you know, and basically in CRUs missiles didn't come into
being to the early eighties. So somehow it really makes
you think, you know that that that I don't know
that that there's that I don't know that I don't know.
We can call it, we can call it what we want,
but we're never going to have the right name for it.
You know, that something happens where universes or something get
mixed up, just for a little while, just for a
little while. This is so serious that Sweden actually broke
its neutral status. Okay, they were neutral all during the war,
but they needed radar to see what these things were.
So they secretly bought a bunch of British radar. And
the two guys that they said that the United States
sent over to investigate it, they were there were there
were generals in their force. Was Jimmy Doolittle, the famous
thirty seconds over Tokyo guy, and then the guy his
last name was Sonner, I forget his first name. He
was also like a kernel or something. He went on
to start NBC. So these are kind of high profile
guys in the in the US governments. You know, we
want to know what's going on. If these are the Russians,
we want to know. Well, you know the fact that
you know that the Russians weren't doing it, let's put
it that way, and they can never figure out where
they took off from and when they would land they
weren't there. I mean, this is actually this stuff actually happened.
Speaker 4: This isn't a myth.
Speaker 7: This happened. What the hell was that? You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean, what what's What's what's going on there? So
weird things do happen. I mean here about a lot
of bullshit, but weird things do happen. You just gotta
so anyway, Kim, should we take a break? Should we
Should we take a be a break before we go
into Europe? Not a be a break kids, before we
go in to your Okay, why don't we do that?
You're listening to Macaloney's Military's show here in the distance
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he'd be happy to hear that. Maybe he's the alien
Popeye as an.
Speaker 3: Alien, pop Eye the sailor Man, remember that night.
Speaker 7: Olive Oil also an alien. Yeah, Blueto is definitely an
alien from another planet.
Speaker 4: Bluto the burger guy.
Speaker 7: Whimpy, we should swimpy, He's from Venus.
Speaker 4: Swoopy Wimpy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, huh, almost writes itself.
Speaker 4: That was my nickname as a kid, Whimpy. Yeah, because
I hate so many burgers.
Speaker 7: Really, that's his story, stick to it. Yeah, what would
they call you for?
Speaker 4: It was hot dogs?
Speaker 7: Wow? Where'd that voice come from? I don't know my dad.
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let me introduce you. It's been an unbelievable show. If
someone used the word weird, who knows. But let me
introduce you to the cast of characters and you make
up your own mind. That voice you just heard, girls,
you feel his vibe, But I don't know how we
get into this vibe thing. But he's across the puddle,
probably still.
Speaker 4: A two way street. Mac.
Speaker 2: If they can feel my vibe, it's because I am
sending my vibe and transmitting it. It's a bi directional
but okay, vibe goes both ways.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a stereo vibe. Stereo. Really it's the weird
bi direction I'm interfering with your TV. I want to
drag the word vibrator into this, but we said my
vibe about it a different freak.
Speaker 7: Portaste. Thank you, one one one. Everything's okay with you.
I'm assuming everything's everything's good. They still haven't had fish
and chips for a long time.
Speaker 4: We've had chips. You still love the chips.
Speaker 7: Well, that's the best thing for you. They're still limping
around like a wall veteran. Yes, yes, okay, I mean
not good. Are you using kine in the wind chair?
Speaker 4: I'm not using it as much so I'm really getting better.
Speaker 7: What doesn't make you look distinguished? I'm trying to, you know,
get you to say, no, you're in englandesn't.
Speaker 4: Kind of a crappy.
Speaker 7: That's the cane too well here, it's it's like a
kid's uh you know, what do you call those things?
They twirl?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 7: I mean it's yellow with glitter on it.
Speaker 2: I mean people use it when they're when they're walking,
you know, trails and stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm okay, you are Does it have a
sword in it or anything?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 4: Like you can put a sword out of it.
Speaker 7: Or you know, guy something. They're in England. It probably
turns into a flute. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Won.
Speaker 7: Also with US is our international correspondence switch Steve w
down there and my sister's underwear.
Speaker 4: Underwear doesn't fit. It doesn't really Nebraska.
Speaker 3: Great to be here, and we're gearing up for that festival.
Work where works? I think about fifty this year?
Speaker 7: Fifty at the Okay, that's good, we'll work on fifty.
That's good. Bring him on the show, all fifty?
Speaker 4: Okay, what's the festival again.
Speaker 3: Switch my sister's tank Top West Virginia Festival.
Speaker 7: That's going to grow. Yeah, there'll be thousands there in
two or three years, believe it.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Switch also with us is a favorite good witch Evin
Sideways Graving.
Speaker 9: Hello, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 7: Now when are you going to the Whitehall Bigfoot in
New York Festival?
Speaker 11: It's September twenty eighth. I'm pretty sure will better be.
Speaker 9: I have a hotel so okay?
Speaker 7: And is who's going mister Raven? Yeah, okay, you're not dragging.
Speaker 9: Ll we're seeing if he wanted to go. But he
has a cat thing that day cat thing.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm thinking, what's the cat thing?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 4: What do you think?
Speaker 9: A cat is being shipped in?
Speaker 7: He's hitting another cat. He's turning into an old lady.
Well that happened a long time, you know, isn't?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I will be in the Van Meter, Iowa
for the Van Meter Visitor Festival that weekend.
Speaker 7: Wow, okay, are you bringing your cats with you?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: I have a lady that will take care of them
for me.
Speaker 7: Wow, switchy tell us about her?
Speaker 3: What I just went?
Speaker 4: I just went there.
Speaker 3: That's spoken for. That works for Jeff Wansley, and I
pay her very well, you know, and I'm sure she
said she Well, actually I do. I pay her for
an extra day. I'm paying her extra ten bucks a
day since I got another cat.
Speaker 7: Now, so well, okay, well, hey, listen, we have a
celebrity just walked in like this person.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely one of my casts was was discovered by
her wandering up and down downtown point pleasant. She saved him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, let's let's let's tet this cast chat
and what else loves her? Okay, I'm sure we all do. Hey,
listen to celebrity just walked in the studio. We have
to clap him on. You know him, you love him?
Crystal pal Tony.
Speaker 6: Hey, how are you everybody? Hi?
Speaker 7: Raven, nice to see you, CEO of the vast Dalconi
Communications Empire.
Speaker 4: Two weeks in a row.
Speaker 7: That's it on the show. Amaze, I can remember it. Well, So, Pete,
what's going on with you?
Speaker 4: Nothing?
Speaker 7: Just wrapping up the day and you know, ready to
head into the night. Okay, well, well it sounds good.
So you were at the Stopping Galley last week when
we did that show. You dropped in on us a surprise.
You and Captain Coyle that's right, surprise you see him,
what you know, just we can take it. We can
take it, you know, some tough love. What you think
of the whole thing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: I thought it was fantastic, Yeah, yeah, all right, because
we butt your beer's.
Speaker 6: Or points to it anyway, but yeah, but no, I
thought was great. And you guys were situated close to
the men's room, which is a which is a plus.
Speaker 4: So I didn't miss much.
Speaker 7: Okay, read into that folks in there either. Well huh,
so your radio has been your life. We've talked about
your funny stories and radio every time you come on.
But just tell us the parent state of radio right now,
the radio we know and love.
Speaker 6: Well, uh, there's a little mix up in the perception.
I mean, people think because of the internet days and
all the digital choices that good old fashion over the
air radio has taken a back seat, But in fact
it hasn't. And you know, the numbers stayed the same.
I think you can talk to anybody and they'll say,
oh yeah, I listen. They may not listen as much
or as long as they used to, but everybody still
uses a radio, particularly in the car.
Speaker 7: In the car, right everyone has kind of radio.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you told me once you didn't go anywhere
to train your voice of such a on air voice.
Speaker 4: How did you get that? Hmmm, I don't know. Just
hanging around whiskey and cigarettes. That's what I do on
my voice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But but did it just come
to you naturally or I mean, because you definitely have.
Speaker 16: The Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm embarrassed to go back and listen to
tapes of back in the very beginning.
Speaker 4: It's like, wow, why.
Speaker 7: Did they let me go on the air?
Speaker 4: Really that bad?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah it was, it was bad, But yeah, it comes
comes over time.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: We hear your limo driver out there revving the engine. Yeah,
it's uh, let me ask this. So just give us
the Patriots schedule for i mean, the the record for
the coming year twenty twenty four. You're big Bats fan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm guessing that they're going to win. I haven't
looked closely at the schedule, but I'm gonna go with
the with the odds, which is what four and a half?
Speaker 7: Right, Okay, I'm sorry, all right, all right, maybe they're
going to be that bad. Well, you know, I have
a little more confidence I would drink. I'd like to
see him run the table. But I just think I
think happen. There's there's too many things, just a paranormal show.
But even that wouldn't happen, right, right, But but go
five hundred, they'd go nuts, they'd throw them a parade. Yeah,
I mean no, and stranger things have happened.
Speaker 6: As I said to you earlier, I think we're lucky
to have lived in the days that we have in
the during the Pats dynasty. And I don't know that
they're going to get back there because I.
Speaker 7: Don't take much warmth than that. Just one more parades,
duck parades, duck parade. Yeah, yeah, like the Celtics. Maybe
the Celtics this year. Well I no, no, you never know.
Speaker 16: I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 7: Yeah, me too. And I think with a new quarterback,
you know, blah blah blah, sometimes you get lucky. Sounds
like last season. I think I just burned fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, let's clap them off. Let's thank you, Pete.
It's a pleasure.
Speaker 16: Great to see you all.
Speaker 4: Thank you to see you. Here he goes, there, he goes.
Speaker 7: The money is actually falling out of his back pocket.
Speaker 4: Let's grab that.
Speaker 3: And adults for over fifty years.
Speaker 7: Okay, what's coming from somewhere?
Speaker 3: Great creature?
Speaker 7: See Pete, Pete is in the house, as the kids saying.
So anyway, so we wanted to talk to Raven. Did
you have something to say? And then no, no, okay,
what are you drinking tonight?
Speaker 12: I had some tea because I had a really bad
headache and then I finished my water.
Speaker 7: So don't take it the wrong way. But with the
crickets in this.
Speaker 9: Just kind of I know it's boring. It was honey mint, Oh.
Speaker 7: That's even worse. Well next week, please double them. So
can't you have a story you can tell us in
one minut?
Speaker 5: Well, she actually interviewed a doctor, Michael Masters, who was
hired by a Harvard study theorizing that aliens live on Earth.
He's a biological arthropologist. He works out of Butte, Montana.
He's a very interesting filel. He got his PhD in
Ohio at Columbus in two thousand and nine. So he
started doing this paper with a few other fellas. I
think that Alvi Lobe had something to do with this too, Yes,
And they wanted to come up with a theory or
at least a base of theories that are based on.
Speaker 4: Some of the.
Speaker 5: Witnesses and some of the stories that you guys have
told and over the years, and I mean they're just
trying to come to some kind of basis to understand
some of this stuff. So that it revealed that aliens
might be living amongst us. It was most possibly underground
or in the oceans, are in the moon, so alien
spacecraft might be here visiting living on Earth. With the
kind of question like what are these pilots or occupants
of UAPs or UFOs or could.
Speaker 10: They be living amongst us?
Speaker 5: So they came up with this idea that's called the
crypto terrestrial hypothesis CCH and it's linking UAP activity to
hidden say that hidden non human entities. So the theories
include four main ones and the first one is a
human crypto terrestrials, which says basically ideas that advanced ancient
human civilizations may continue to desist even after.
Speaker 10: Some kind of a global catastrophe yep.
Speaker 5: The second one was a theropod or a hominid crypto terrestrials,
and these are non human societies dwelling underground evolving from
terrestrial creatures like intelligsion dinos, dinosaurs, or ape like humanoids,
which reminded me of Sasquatch. I think is kind of
what they get inet but former extra say, the third
one was former extraterrestrial bpto terrestrials. Theory is that aliens
might have traveled from the Moon or some other place
and traveled to the Earth and hidden themselves amongst us. Okay,
and the fourth one is called magical crypto terrestrials.
Speaker 10: Now, these are.
Speaker 5: Beings that are like earth bound angels, having magical rather
than technological relationships with humans, like folklore creatures, elves, dwarfs, fairies. Sure,
this theory has a weakness for those who use the
conventional scientific explanation. The group that studied this urged the
scientific community to be open minded and consider their claim
in the spirit of epistemic humility and openness.
Speaker 7: Wow. So I'm just going to say when that we
were going to wrap up the show sent switching by
the way, But first of all, this is what these
people that have and are up to. I think about
this for a second again, nothing else through anyway.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 7: It seems to me that if if aliens were living
amongst us, that at some point they'd get picked up
by the cops. They they'd be in an accident, they'd
go to a hospital, they'd see that they weren't, you know, humans,
That would happen, you know what I mean, that would happen.
I don't think they're living among us. I think that
of that whole thing that you just said, the thing
that might be the likeness is that they're in the
in the ocean, in the ocean, because you see, there's
lots of reports of you know, seeing your fellows go
into the ocean and taken off from the ocean, and
that would and you know, there's only like one, you know,
like twelve percent of the oceans that have been studied, whatever,
you know, and there's there's places that are five to
six miles deep.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know so well.
Speaker 5: The doctor Masters, you know, I mean, he's written a
few books, but I mean to be off that subject.
His idea really is based on the idea that he
studies the human evolutionary skeleton, and he's kind of come
up with his conclusion that our orbital socket is getting
bigger and bigger, and that when he looks at aliens
and grays. He surmises that they're from the future and
it's us creature that has big eyes. So yeah, that's
that's his real kind of meat of what he studies.
Speaker 4: There's a.
Speaker 7: There's a there's a kind of you know ology, right,
and I forget the name of it. But in nature,
in some cases, the more advanced, uh, the the species
might be, whether they're you know, fish or bears or whatever,
the more the longer they've been around, they become more
fetus like they know, they become more fetus like when
you looking at alien gray. Sorry, Raven, Yeah, it looks
I'm sorry, it's kind of fetus like, you know. So
there's actually a tot of you know, scientific study that
goes on with the animal kingdom, but it might also
relate it to aliens. Well that's that's but but you
know what I mean, I mean, someone would get caught,
someone would find out, someone would you know, put a
guy in the barronies.
Speaker 10: Rept missing the missing hiking and they just get picked.
Speaker 7: Up and well that happens to Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 10: Just some of those stories are strange enough.
Speaker 7: The funny say itself, We're gonna clap for Kim. Clap
for Kim. Sounds like a fundraiser.
Speaker 3: Named Mac Tony's wrote a book called Crypto Terrestrials several
years ago exploring that idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's funny. Thank you, Kim. We appreciate it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was quick.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I had to do it quick on the
but I hope I got the information through. Yeah, it's
interesting stuff.
Speaker 7: Tell everyone, I enjoyed it. We missed Sarah, I and
Sarah tonight. Not that we don't like Kim, me too.
And did you say earlier that that you had a
first wife.
Speaker 4: Not to get too deep into this, you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she listens to the show once in a while too. Actually,
wait a minute, she's a good friend.
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, that kind of a name.
Speaker 10: Her name is Susan Copeland.
Speaker 4: Thanks for you.
Speaker 5: She's a she's a wicked athlete and basically competed all
her life in cycling and still does it today.
Speaker 7: So she's a good friend, really, so so so Wow,
you're one of those guys who, actually, you know, is
in good terms with your ex.
Speaker 10: Yeah, with a whole bunch of them.
Speaker 7: A whole bunch of them's been around for too long,
I guess it's never happened myself.
Speaker 10: No, I've known some great gals. That's all I got
to say.
Speaker 7: Oh it's another show. Yeah, that sounds like I'm back
at the time. Thanks very much for joining us. We
appreciate it.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys. Thanks Raven.
Speaker 7: Imagine went clapping right now. Thank you. Uh, let's see,
i'll say thank you tonight. You're going to be here
for your technical assistance. Also, thank you to a pistol
pete A. Right's who's the guy in Donald buck does it?
Who's who's scoosuck? Who's the guy with all the money.
This is a great uncle and watched down the street
of the bell bills. Pistol p. Anyway, thank you, pistol P.
Thank you Raven, Thank you Raven.
Speaker 9: Thank you for having me appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Brighten up the night for some reason. Now I look
like you're in prison. Orange Is that the idea?
Speaker 9: It's like a bright pink, like it's like a bright
salmon pink.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I kind of okay, got that escape look
kind of hot.
Speaker 4: Orange is the new black. There you go, Thank you, damn.
And I like that color salmon, think of it?
Speaker 10: Yes, I like it.
Speaker 4: Accept in a fifty seven birds a little too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not a good god. Switchy, thank you,
switch thank you, switch.
Speaker 3: Hey, my pleasure and I have to get this one
last thing about that weird radio we talked about a warning. Yes,
if you are listening on there you hear a heart beat,
you must disengage immediately because it will resonate with your
own heartbeat and slow it down.
Speaker 7: And you little Wow, that sounds fun.
Speaker 4: I hope that's not at the radio.
Speaker 9: You're just gonna let it ride and see what happens.
Speaker 7: Switchy, thank you very much that we thank you for
that donner at the end of the At the end.
Speaker 3: Of the show Smack Maloney's Scary X Files, Well.
Speaker 7: Let me ask let me just say one thing to you, grasshopper. Okay,
tip tip all the time, not regularly, not intimittently, tip
every time you're there. Take it from him. Okay, thank you,
switching appreciate Yes, master, Well that the guy who hung
himself in the in the in the tongue fu hung
himself in the but the uh caxation.
Speaker 8: Thing autotica thing or whatever, some erotica thing, good name,
fix your auditors, fix you tried. You know, the plastic
bag over his head. Yeah, yeah, okay, didn't get the
bag off. Mixed up the guy in excess. Also that
famous guy.
Speaker 10: Not snatched You not get pebble quick.
Speaker 8: Enough exactly with arms when you when you snatched the
pebble from my hand. It's time for you to oh right, yes, okay,
we're back at the grasshopper, all right, and then you
put your arms on the pot and get the scars
of the dragons. I didn't really pay that see attention
to it. Supposed to be doing my homework anyway, Thank you.
Speaker 4: One one, thank you. Hey, you're welcome doing your homework.
Speaker 7: Well, you know that's how I was supposed to beak
to them. That's my cover story anyway. Pleasure to be here,
pleasure to have We should talk off, yes sometimes.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's get to talk about anything out there.
Speaker 7: Let's get to the plug. So, first of all, we
have to apologize to anyone who listens to the show
on Apple podcasts because they just like put ads in
of their own. They don't edit them in, they just
kind of drop them in. I know. There's a pain
in the neck. It's very annoying. Two ways to get
around it is a few listener on Apple podcasts, which
a lot of people do. Just say go ahead two minutes, Alexa,
go ahead two minutes, and it seems to start the
show right at that point. Also, you can go on
podbean dot com. Podbean dot com, which is the platform
we load to show up onto no ads and all
the archives of the I can't believe how many shows
we've done that are there, but wicked anyway, So that's
what's happening. Also, homes, our troops were talking about them.
Speaker 4: Every week.
Speaker 7: They build homes for wounded veterans who were engine in combat.
After nine eleven, that's the Iraqi War and the Afghan War.
They came home missing a limb. Homes for our troops
missing limbs or some kind of an injury like that.
Homestret troops builds them houses that are more adaptable to
their knees. Not a lot of stairs, we'll count the space.
You know, you've heard us.
Speaker 4: This is what they do.
Speaker 7: And then when they build the home, when they finish
the home, they tear up the mortgage. They give them
the keys. They don't have to pay it's their forever.
They don't have to worry about a motage payment every month.
These people who gave they're all for us. We have
to help them now, especially these days, homes for our troops.
Just google them and see what they're about. Also, we
say every week John McCain was not a loser, he
wasn't a sucker. Okay, he was a war hero. He's
a veteran, a disabled veteran.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: You don't make fun of people like that. You look
up to them. And also look into this project twenty
twenty five. Just look into it. See what they're trying
to do to the veterans. I can't believe it, but
they're trying to cut off all veterans benefits after ten years.
If you have a pension, you can't get veterans benefits.
Theyre going to close VA hospitals and send the veterans
to community health centers. I don't understand this negative feeling
to his veterans just in that, but in half the
world out there these days, these are people who gave
up their lives. Someden gave up their lives. He gave
up a good portion of them. Lies one one's one
of them, and Steve is another one.
Speaker 4: You knowing so much time in Newport.
Speaker 7: You go, well, no Viet Cong never made it there there, brother,
you know we should honor our veterans. You should do
more for the veterans, not less. Okay, so just look
at the Project twenty twenty five, see at the reptile.
And with that said, this is Mac for the entire gang,
saying in the Harris next time, hopefully from the stabbing Gallin,
be safe, be happy, and bye bye.
Speaker 6: Hey Mac maloney fans, this is Pistol Pete and I'm
sitting here with the one and only Mac Maloney.
Speaker 7: Hi, Mac Pi.
Speaker 6: Now, Mac, you've got a new book out called how
to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught
that you wrote with our pal, famous crime novelist Mark Zappula.
Speaker 7: How did this whole thing come about? Well, Marc and
I have this mutual friend that we would go out
having beers with every once in a while, and he
had the same twenty stories that he would tell us
kind of over and over again, and at some point
I said, you know, we should write these down, and
we did and it turned into a book.
Speaker 4: It's such a crazy title.
Speaker 7: How'd you come up with it? Well, kind of the
same thing. We're in talking to this friend of oz
One night, and he just said, you know how to
get rid of a body? See, and I can taught
And of course we didn't know, and so he told us.
And the secret is in the book. But I can
say that it involves a lot of chainling fence and
some crabs.
Speaker 6: Al Mac, you gave me an advanced copy of the book,
and like I said before, it's one of the funniest
things I've ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos,
if the Sopranos had a laugh track.
Speaker 7: Thanks Peter.
Speaker 6: But it also gives you instructions on how to do
some pretty shady stuff, stuff not exactly legal.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, the book is about the true life adventures
of a drumnoiut delinklent growing up in Boston in the
late nineteen eighties, So you get a lot of the
inside stuff, like the best way to steal a car,
best way to burn a caa, how to make fake IDs,
things like that.
Speaker 6: But in one chapter you actually tell people how to
turn an old, broken down Toyota into a brand new
Rolls Royce in five easy steps and it actually works.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, it's sounds crazy. I didn't believe it
until I saw the proof, but yes it actually works.
Speaker 6: Now, one last question. There's a lot of laughs in
the book, but also a lot of pretty crazy stuff,
legal and illegal. Is it really all true. It's really all.
Speaker 7: True, but on the advice of a publisher, they've asked
us not the same thing beyond that for legal reason.
Speaker 4: But yes it is all true.
Speaker 7: Well thanks Mac.
Speaker 6: That's how to dump a body at sea and not
get caught, The Al Ferrari story by Mac and crime
writer Mark Zippula.
Speaker 7: Get it today on Amazon.