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Speaker 4: You saying you.
Speaker 5: It's about to get absolutely.
Speaker 6: Officer and I went out there to take a look
Speaker 6: at it and I just tried to chew in around
Speaker 6: the doors. You could see a dog print offside the
Speaker 6: window there.
Speaker 4: Dog Yeah.
Speaker 3: Got it. That's weird. Where do you think Captain Puk
Speaker 3: got his hand from?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 3: From a second hand story?
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: So what's going on everybody? That was a fun little intro.
Speaker 1: We will play another clip of that song. It's the
Speaker 1: famous legend of the dog Man song. It's fucking good man.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so catchy, like part of the story
Speaker 1: is literally because this guy made that song. And then
Speaker 1: people are like, I saw that thing too, I also
Speaker 1: saw the dog Man and yeah, you can think this.
Speaker 1: The song was mading like nineteen eighty fucking seven or
Speaker 1: six or some shit like that, and uh yeah, and
Speaker 1: they kind of made the whole story and legend a
Speaker 1: little more pronounced that people started talking about it more.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that the song made made it that way, Like,
Speaker 3: who's sung that?
Speaker 6: Some guy?
Speaker 2: I didn't look up his name. Maybe we'll talk about.
Speaker 3: It guy song. Everybody heard it for some reason.
Speaker 1: Well it just it just it made the legend grow
Speaker 1: more than people started talking about So I went out.
Speaker 1: I went on a good old Spencer's my favorite store.
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Speaker 3: Don't talk the Strange, It's an alien.
Speaker 1: And then so I got some books for upcoming episodes
Speaker 1: that we're gonna eventually do.
Speaker 2: Check this out. Got the fucking Zodiac.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be dope. Also got this one.
Speaker 1: These were on a pretty fucking sheep too, because eventually
Speaker 1: I want to get you know, how have the weatherman
Speaker 1: tattoo right from the Cage's symbol.
Speaker 2: Cage got it from this.
Speaker 1: Group, the how the weather Underground beat the FBI and
Speaker 1: I lost the revolution. And also we might dive back
Speaker 1: into this. But I also bought just in case na seasonallyccult.
Speaker 1: That one's gonna be good because I've actually heard about
Speaker 1: this book by Paul Rowland, so this one will be
Speaker 1: pretty fucking good. So well, eventually maybe we'll dive back
Speaker 1: into not to Vocal because there's so much bullshit to
Speaker 1: do with the fucking Nazis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can only imagine that shit spreads like wildfires.
Speaker 3: I know, anything that has anything to do with Nazis.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about wildfires right now.
Speaker 1: Bc is is going doing bad right now because people
Speaker 1: light in wildfires.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you know where those wildfires are tongue.
Speaker 2: I don't no idea.
Speaker 3: They're like right around where your mom's living right now.
Speaker 2: What in North Bay, Yeah, they're just north of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they're in BC. No, they're in Northern
Speaker 3: Ontario right now.
Speaker 2: Now that well, now they're spreading. But I thought.
Speaker 3: These big ones, yeah, well BC fires have been going
Speaker 3: on for like five months, these ones that everyone's concerned
Speaker 3: about now, or all the North Ontario fires that are happening.
Speaker 2: But it's so cool.
Speaker 3: It's called like fire forty seven and fifty one. Not
Speaker 3: in the fucking summertime, you idiot.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So I got some Coon McGregor whiskey going and I
Speaker 1: also have a Milwaukee just in case I need to
Speaker 1: get a little drunker I had.
Speaker 3: I'm drinking beer and forgive me. Last night my brother
Speaker 3: needed me to fucking watch his kids and fuck me,
Speaker 3: his two year old is not happy. He's having another
Speaker 3: kid right now. Yeah, and they just got home from
Speaker 3: the hospital. But the mom was in my stepsister was
Speaker 3: or my stepsister, my sister in law was in the
Speaker 3: hospital for three days with her. So the two year
Speaker 3: old was super fucking pissed off about that. And because
Speaker 3: of and everything. He can't even go see her. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so it's fucked that the like, so Danny's not allowed
Speaker 3: to bring his kids into the hospital. So I needed
Speaker 3: to go over there and watch him with a two
Speaker 3: year old that hasn't seen his mom in three days.
Speaker 3: And he fucking yeah, he put up a fight and
Speaker 3: I'm fucking tired.
Speaker 2: Did you beat him? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I beat him with words. Motherfucker doesn't even know English yet.
Speaker 1: Alrighty, then, so what makes the urban legend of the
Speaker 1: Michigan dog Man so compelling? It's that it's maybe plausible.
Speaker 1: May maybe these terrifying beasts? What because where will exist?
Speaker 3: Bro, I was gonna say, I think that it's a
Speaker 3: dog and that makes it more interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, we will get into it.
Speaker 1: So these terrifying beasts have had far more sightings than Bigfoot, supposedly,
Speaker 1: who is practically the poster creature for cryptozoology.
Speaker 2: He literally is like it.
Speaker 3: I uh, it's because nothing like him has ever existed.
Speaker 2: Right, Chelsea just wanted to get out of Spencer's. It
Speaker 2: was so cramped and ship.
Speaker 1: But I just kept looking all these T shirts because
Speaker 1: I had all these T shirts like this, like an
Speaker 1: alien don't talk to strangers, they let summon something.
Speaker 2: And then it was like these kids doing a fucking.
Speaker 1: Say on and ship. They have a bunch of ones.
Speaker 1: I'm just like distracted. And then you go back to
Speaker 1: and when you go to Spencer's, it's like half like
Speaker 1: hot topic where you got like teenage style T shirts
Speaker 1: and like T shirts have bands on them and fucking
Speaker 1: rappers and all that ship and weird strange things.
Speaker 2: That's why I like it. And then you go to
Speaker 2: the back of Spencers and it's a bunch of dildos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's uh. I was actually looking at that too,
Speaker 3: and uh, I just can't imagine they're high quality dildas.
Speaker 1: No, And it's just like that kids go in there,
Speaker 1: right because it's like there's fun stuff for kids and
Speaker 1: T shirts and ship and then the kids.
Speaker 3: Then it's just at the back, Mommy, why is that
Speaker 3: woman dressed in lingerie?
Speaker 2: What are these ropes for? What are these ropes for?
Speaker 2: Are these for playtime? Like it's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: So sure, there's even I've even seen stuff at Spencer's
Speaker 3: that I'm like that, Like I know, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: not that's a little too much for me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm everything.
Speaker 1: There's like these ropes and ship and I was like, you,
Speaker 1: I want to get kinky tonight.
Speaker 2: She's like, we don't have bedposts anymore. We used to it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh yeah. I was like, I'll tie
Speaker 2: you to the window or something.
Speaker 3: Bitch. Is that from.
Speaker 1: That movie with Samuel Jackson where the chick's black snake moan? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it's from, where she's like te tied to
Speaker 1: the fucking furnace and ship.
Speaker 2: Christina Richie never seen.
Speaker 3: That, No, I don't think so. It's called black snake moan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sexy.
Speaker 1: Sure, there's talk of supernatural origins, but they're also more realistic,
Speaker 1: animal based theories for this creature's existence as well. Doc
Speaker 1: maned settings had began in one area then spread uh
Speaker 1: with descriptions varying slightly, but the core characteristics remain intact.
Speaker 1: Has to be expected with any growing, migrating, evolutionary species,
Speaker 1: because that's what it may be. In some sense, it
Speaker 1: might just be some creature, right, that's that's that that
Speaker 1: came out of the woodwork somehow or got evolved somehow,
Speaker 1: but who knows. But the dog man signings typically occur
Speaker 1: in standard sightings are settings one would expect for all
Speaker 1: creepy stories deep in the woods, log logging cabins.
Speaker 2: And even more frequently out on a desolate roads.
Speaker 1: That night is where he's most likely found. And I
Speaker 1: found We watched last night this movie you might dig.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of funny, it's satire bullshit, but it's
Speaker 1: on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's it's called The Final Girls where it's like.
Speaker 1: Kind of making fun of that like slasher film trope
Speaker 1: movies that they have, and there's some like they're like
Speaker 1: Adam Devines that divines in it or whatever his name is,
Speaker 1: and there's a couple of funny people. But it wasn't bad,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't bad for a comedy horror comedy.
Speaker 2: So check that out if you have it.
Speaker 3: It's it isn't all horror movies. Kind of horror comedy.
Speaker 2: Slasher films are because you can laugh at you could just.
Speaker 1: Like you know, he's like when Jason like beats the
Speaker 1: chick against the fucking tree with the fucking sleeping bag
Speaker 1: shit like that, Like that's kind of funny because even
Speaker 1: when we're kids and you're watching those like those like
Speaker 1: slasher films, a lot of times when you're like ten
Speaker 1: to eleven years old. You're like laughing about half the
Speaker 1: ship that they're doing because it's so unrealistic.
Speaker 3: You know, absolutely ridiculous. So a lot of rocks, I know.
Speaker 1: So the mythical Beast of the Backwoods folklore went mainstream
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty seven after the release of the song
Speaker 1: the Legend, written by Traverse City Radio DJ Steve Cook.
Speaker 1: So we'll just hear a clip of this, but it
Speaker 1: will be played at the end of the episode because
Speaker 1: I don't think Steve Cook gives a shit.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you won't care that much.
Speaker 2: A cool summer morning in early June, check it out,
Speaker 2: so kez legend.
Speaker 7: At a naval slogan camp in Wexford County, where the
Speaker 7: Man of Stee River ran eleven lumberjacks near the Garland Swamp,
Speaker 7: found an animal. They thought it was a dog in
Speaker 7: a playful mood. They chased it around until it ran
Speaker 7: inside a hollow lag A longer named Johnson grabbed him
Speaker 7: a stick and poked around him.
Speaker 3: It sounds like fucking bladout gang.
Speaker 7: Then the thing let out an unearthly scream and came
Speaker 7: out and stood upright. None of those men never said
Speaker 7: very much about whatever happened. Then they just packed up
Speaker 7: their malongings, left that night and were never heard from again.
Speaker 7: It was ten years later in ninety seven when a
Speaker 7: farmer near Buffy was found slumped over his plow and.
Speaker 4: His heart had stuck. There were dog tracks all around.
Speaker 7: Seven years past the turn of the century. They say
Speaker 7: a crazy old wod a headed dream of dogs that
Speaker 7: circled her house at night.
Speaker 4: They walked black men and screamed.
Speaker 2: Is that fucking catchy?
Speaker 3: If you like that, go listen to a lap dance?
Speaker 3: Is so much better when the strippers crying.
Speaker 1: It's the same song that's hilarious. I listened to that
Speaker 1: song like five times today. Oh yeah, Oh, I know
Speaker 1: what song you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so cut off a pair of Jeory short shorts
Speaker 3: when she gets into my plow and I offer to
Speaker 3: plow her.
Speaker 1: If people don't know, if you've ever Bloodhound Gang is
Speaker 1: the one that sang, uh, what's the actual song title?
Speaker 2: You and baby?
Speaker 3: Nothing but fuck me?
Speaker 1: But Billy could Billy when we were like first met
Speaker 1: he could recite like every Bloodhound Gang song fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I think it's catchy.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 3: Before it came up, I remember it was like, I'm remember, like.
Speaker 2: I made Billy like do the entire fucking song like
Speaker 2: to a t and he could.
Speaker 1: Those That's what we used to do back in the day,
Speaker 1: fucking make Billy recite fucking lyrics.
Speaker 2: But like I found this song bad though.
Speaker 3: Fucking I got my roommate here and we're out driving
Speaker 3: the other day and like every song that comes on
Speaker 3: the radio, whatever he puts on the phone, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've absorbed so many fucking lyrics from so many different bands.
Speaker 3: He's like looking at me about like an hour and
Speaker 3: a half into the drive, He's like, you know way
Speaker 3: too much, fucking me. He's like, go learn something else,
Speaker 3: because like I know, that's all your brain's finned.
Speaker 1: And I've had people tell me that too, where it's
Speaker 1: just like, man, can you recite the whole lyrics to
Speaker 1: the song? I'm like, yeah, of course, it's necro and
Speaker 1: it's just like I just know every single lyric and
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, we were obsessed.
Speaker 2: With fucking music, but I found that song catchy.
Speaker 1: Like I get why people would be more interested in
Speaker 1: Like if you heard that nineteen eighty seven on.
Speaker 2: The radio, you're like driving through the woods, in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night. But holy shit, there's.
Speaker 3: The dog Man and you're like, oh, I wonder if
Speaker 3: that for Blood Hung Gang got it from Bloodhung Gang's eldies, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: early nineties, early early.
Speaker 1: Early early nineties into late nineties, like when they then
Speaker 1: they first got popular was later nineties, early.
Speaker 2: Two thousands, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they could have they could have heard this
Speaker 1: and thought it was fine, because it seems like they
Speaker 1: took inspiration from a bunch of strange shit.
Speaker 3: Bloodhung Gang was actually formed in eighty eight. What's tooken
Speaker 3: it from it?
Speaker 1: But yeah, interesting, crazy, Well, the time they got bigger,
Speaker 1: right and started developing songs and stuff like that, that's
Speaker 1: fucking funny. So obviously, like this is what kind of
Speaker 1: made it more a little more famous. Was this guy
Speaker 1: playing Obviously he created the song and he was a
Speaker 1: radio DJ, and then he obviously played on the radio stations.
Speaker 1: So Crook pulled the lyrics from dog Man encounters and
Speaker 1: soon more people reported their sightings. But what these witnesses
Speaker 1: are actually seeing? What are they actually seeing? Is it
Speaker 1: mass hysteria or is it a real creature? We we
Speaker 1: will explore the history of this cryptid in its various encounters.
Speaker 3: You know what, there's gotta be a wolf out there
Speaker 3: that stepped on a heroin syringe once. It's just different.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, what had.
Speaker 1: We're having anton once in a while, and we'll probably
Speaker 1: do a gang bang with all three of us. But
Speaker 1: he was talking about dire wolves and how like Chernobyl.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Chernobyl about like the end of the
Speaker 1: world scenarios. Yeah, and how Chernobyl when they dropped that bomb,
Speaker 1: how supposed to be their stories of these dire wolves,
Speaker 1: which are giant wolves that got mutated. They're all like
Speaker 1: rabied out and fucking creepy looking, but they somehow got
Speaker 1: larger than a normal natural wolf, which would be fucking scary.
Speaker 3: Well, like, yeah, like what do you mean larger? Like
Speaker 3: you're talking like it's now like ten feet tall to
Speaker 3: my shoulder, Like yeah, it's like it's like two feet
Speaker 3: fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it's like it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a you know, uh like yeah, yeah, it could be
Speaker 1: ten feet standing up on its hind legs. But like
Speaker 1: imagine like a wolf that's the size of the Doberman,
Speaker 1: Like imagine that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the size wolves wolves can get pretty big like
Speaker 3: that just naturally, wolves are pretty damn close to that.
Speaker 2: Were those giant dogs there talking about?
Speaker 3: Yes? St. Bernard's or new Feats?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those fucking huge dogs.
Speaker 3: Fucking new fees are.
Speaker 1: And they're so big too, they're like reach your shoulder
Speaker 1: and shit fuck.
Speaker 3: Actually, like he just walked into a house the other
Speaker 3: day that had two new fees. Both of them were
Speaker 3: probably like standing their back the top of the they
Speaker 3: drink and screech. They're probably like four and a half
Speaker 3: feet tall, four and a half to like five feet
Speaker 3: like tall.
Speaker 1: Were they drunk and babbling on about how Canada is
Speaker 1: fucking ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're fucking made up language?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: It was eighteen eighty seven in Westford County when the
Speaker 1: first known dog man encounter was documented. Two lumberjacks were
Speaker 1: out in the woods when they spot a creature they
Speaker 1: described as having the body of a man in and
Speaker 1: the head.
Speaker 2: Of a dog. Do you still get him to let
Speaker 2: the peanut butter off?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: If it's if it's a it's a girl, man, I
Speaker 2: feel like there's a lot of videos it's a girl.
Speaker 9: Do no.
Speaker 2: Girls doing that spreading the spatula?
Speaker 3: What if what if the dog man was actually a
Speaker 3: womb dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so other sightings being a trickle throughout the Upper
Speaker 1: Peninsula of Michigan, and locals found dog tracks in the
Speaker 1: dirt all around several dead horses who.
Speaker 2: Died of fright. How do you think how do you
Speaker 2: think they found out that they died of fright?
Speaker 3: Because nothing else makes sense. It couldn't have been my
Speaker 3: lack of care to them. I only I fed them
Speaker 3: like once a month. Those fuckers were goods.
Speaker 2: The name horsecock Billy from.
Speaker 1: It tends to horses all day long and then doesn't
Speaker 1: really treat him properly because he's too busy fucking the
Speaker 1: farmer's wife.
Speaker 3: It's a good yeah, that works. How hot is she?
Speaker 1: The farmer's daughter is always hot, that's why you want
Speaker 1: to fuck her. And then he comes in the room
Speaker 1: with a shotgun.
Speaker 2: Now you gotta run naked, and he.
Speaker 3: Said the wife. That's why I was curious. How hot
Speaker 3: she was?
Speaker 2: Oh the farmer's wife. No, she's ugly as fuck, she's fat.
Speaker 3: And how is the daughter hot? No?
Speaker 2: It always does that though, way it always.
Speaker 1: Back in nineteen thirty eight, a seventeen year old named
Speaker 1: Robert Fort Fortney. Fortney claimed that while he was staying
Speaker 1: near Muskin River in Paris, Michigan. This is what Also,
Speaker 1: because I think that Anton is in Michigan.
Speaker 2: I think he is, and he says like I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, we because I'm talking about I was
Speaker 1: going to go with the protests, the Freedom rally, but
Speaker 1: it started pouring the fucking.
Speaker 3: Rain out, so today, yeah, yeah, I wanted to go.
Speaker 3: Rain So so you don't care what protesting.
Speaker 1: No, I don't have an umbrella, bro, I don't I
Speaker 1: can't afford an umbrella, man on the taxes that Trudeau's
Speaker 1: making me pay.
Speaker 2: But Toronto had a pretty good turnout.
Speaker 3: Rain actually stopped you from going out.
Speaker 2: I went, I got other stuff to do.
Speaker 1: I had to pick up books, man, because I gotta
Speaker 1: get intellect intellectual. So but I was making fun of
Speaker 1: how like, how can has all these towns that you know,
Speaker 1: British people, fucking UK England people just came over and
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, we're French people. Let's name in Paris,
Speaker 1: name with London. They just took names from fucking you know,
Speaker 1: overseas and was like this is.
Speaker 2: Now London point two. Oh you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So this is in Michigan, and then you're saying that
Speaker 1: Michigan's kind of the same way because this is in
Speaker 1: River Muskin River in Paris, Michigan, and we have a Paris, Ontario.
Speaker 1: So he was confronted by a massive black dog, and
Speaker 1: Robert didn't report his encounter until he was forty or
Speaker 1: till until forty nine years later.
Speaker 2: He swore the beast reared up on.
Speaker 1: Its hind legs and stared at him and had piercing
Speaker 1: blue eyes.
Speaker 2: Which maybe maybe it's a fucking werewolf.
Speaker 3: Man, what made him so special?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, uh, I like young boys.
Speaker 1: It goes up to the but like, at the same time,
Speaker 1: do dogs have colored eyes like blue and shit?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like that'd be creepy. Man, it's like
Speaker 2: a dog with fucking piercing blue eyes.
Speaker 3: One second.
Speaker 6: Is dog.
Speaker 3: No, they're all blue, every single one of them. But
Speaker 3: when they're when they were born, they were every single
Speaker 3: one of them are blue. But I grabbed one random
Speaker 3: one and that guy is now black, So I thought that, yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought that most going through everything, No, every single
Speaker 3: one of them, but are Yeah, I ran that's hard
Speaker 3: spots his eyes are hazel.
Speaker 2: I thought it was dogs.
Speaker 3: Every single one, every single one of Chloe's puppy's eyes
Speaker 3: were blue when born. But remember that fun fact, every
Speaker 3: every newborn animal whatsoever, has blue eyes.
Speaker 2: It's kind of creepy. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: So I really wanted to show you, but now I'm tired.
Speaker 3: Now you get to show you.
Speaker 2: Terrified.
Speaker 1: He's shot at the creature and it quickly fled, and
Speaker 1: then Rob man, good for Robert, seventeen year old having
Speaker 1: a gun.
Speaker 2: Good job, you know what you're doing, Bud.
Speaker 1: And Robert Robert reminds that good for him. At least
Speaker 1: you can protect himself. Man, I'm like, fucking Canadians protect
Speaker 1: yourself from what the government?
Speaker 3: How is a gun going to protect you?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be because you.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it, because I'll get fucking We'll
Speaker 1: get cancer.
Speaker 3: So you can't do anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't do ship in general, man, I just keep
Speaker 2: getting banned from everything.
Speaker 1: So Robert remained chilled by the event for years to come,
Speaker 1: later stating it may be that I was just scared,
Speaker 1: but I swear the dog was smiling at me.
Speaker 3: Creepy, you know what, you know, what would be funny
Speaker 3: if that was true? And like it was an actual dog.
Speaker 3: When dogs, when dogs smiled, that means they're nervous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It's like I'm nervous when a seventeen boy,
Speaker 2: what's going on? I'm scared of the seventy.
Speaker 3: Are or are you gonna just shoot me? Or what's
Speaker 3: going on here?
Speaker 1: Or it's like are you are you gonna take sexual
Speaker 1: advantage of me and then take me to court and
Speaker 1: then causby me hot hot topic because it was seventeen.
Speaker 3: Oh, the kids got some dilk?
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it would be more or less Kevin
Speaker 1: Spacey him, because Kevin Spacey liked the young boys.
Speaker 3: Didn't like that? What set the kids? The kids out
Speaker 3: for some dilk?
Speaker 6: Dog milk?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: A memorable documented count came from a thirteen year old
Speaker 1: girl named Courtney who lived in Reed City, Michigan, back
Speaker 1: in nineteen nineteen ninety three. So like she's probably still alive,
Speaker 1: she decided to sell gets more recent trust me, she
Speaker 1: decided to sneak out for a cigarette behind her house
Speaker 1: one winter she got the scare of her life. Corty
Speaker 1: claimed it was just a glint of light seeping out
Speaker 1: from the planks of an old abandoned barn and this
Speaker 1: barn was like shot the shit. It was falling apart
Speaker 1: and it was in the back of their property. So
Speaker 1: she's just having a cigarette, which would be like, Man,
Speaker 1: I used to do that like that, I've told the
Speaker 1: made and watch her.
Speaker 2: But I used to smoke, and I used to think
Speaker 2: everything was a UFO. I look up in the sky,
Speaker 2: but also UFO was.
Speaker 1: Probably satellite guy was always freaking out about like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're watching me.
Speaker 2: Man, the aliens are watching me.
Speaker 3: You know what you're going to enjoy? What just yesterday?
Speaker 3: I was at the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh where'd you go?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what I thought you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: She works at the VP. I worked at.
Speaker 2: Oh so she got her nation for no reason.
Speaker 3: She still kind of works there, yeah, part time both.
Speaker 3: But one of the bartenders that it's like, I'm swear
Speaker 3: to God, I'm not going crazy, but look up and
Speaker 3: I swear to funk. I was out for like two
Speaker 3: smokes that evening, and both times were like they were
Speaker 3: not planes. They were like they were going extremely quickly,
Speaker 3: almost stopping, going down, going forward, going down, And then
Speaker 3: every every single one of them just went behind the
Speaker 3: Walmart that was behind VP.
Speaker 6: So you saw.
Speaker 3: Like six of them that's fun are like this, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, planes do not fly down.
Speaker 2: It would be a danger.
Speaker 1: It would be like because they try to say because
Speaker 1: they know, like hey buddy, I'm over here on this,
Speaker 1: and they tell each other how far away they are.
Speaker 3: For and they don't. They don't even fly like that close,
Speaker 3: Like they don't push it.
Speaker 2: You saw a UFO, dude, you I said.
Speaker 3: Skepticism on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: I never fucking said aliens couldn't be real.
Speaker 2: All right, but there's fuck, dude, that's that's crazy. You
Speaker 2: saw that shit sick.
Speaker 3: I want to say that it actually it was not
Speaker 3: like and again like who knows, Like I don't know
Speaker 3: what level of drones they have anymore, Like I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fuck I saw. I just saw something
Speaker 3: that I didn't know what the fuck it was.
Speaker 1: So this chick, so she sees like a glimpse of
Speaker 1: light seeping from the planks of the old barn this bar.
Speaker 1: Just have a smoke, try to sneak it because she's young.
Speaker 1: Probably I just wants to have a cigarette. So she
Speaker 1: followed its moves of this lights and slowly it dawn
Speaker 1: in her that something was there. Yeah, she's smoking cigarettes
Speaker 1: when she's five, she's like boss.
Speaker 4: Baby, like.
Speaker 2: As her eyes, give me some dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as Jesus as her eyes tried to make sense
Speaker 1: of what she was seeing. After a few minutes, she
Speaker 1: realized there was a six foot tall thing hiding in
Speaker 1: the barn and had the head of a dog and
Speaker 1: was staring right back at I'm sorry, I see you,
Speaker 1: but do yeah, I know it could have been, but
Speaker 1: they always say it's up on its hind legs.
Speaker 3: So the dog, he's begging for a treat, he's sitting
Speaker 3: pretty and he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, either way, either way, it's fucking scary.
Speaker 1: Like I remember Joe Rogan had that story about seeing
Speaker 1: a mountain lion and his dog went missing. It's a story,
Speaker 1: but his dog going missing when he was in Colorado,
Speaker 1: I think it was. And he's like outside smoking like
Speaker 1: a joint or a cigar or something, and he sees
Speaker 1: this like this creature emerging from the woods.
Speaker 2: He's like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And then he like starts looking and he sees the
Speaker 1: tail on it realized it's a fucking mountain lion, and
Speaker 1: he's like, my dog never came back. That mountain lion
Speaker 1: ate my fucking dog, and he's like, that's why I
Speaker 1: got out of Colorado.
Speaker 2: Is that fuck?
Speaker 6: Damn?
Speaker 2: That's just seeing that ship.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh a fuck, and he's like he's like,
Speaker 1: I literally sat there in my seat and shipped myself
Speaker 1: a little because like because if it ran up on you,
Speaker 1: if it saw you, you would be fucked because they
Speaker 1: they're looking for food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so obviously she fucking ran off terrified.
Speaker 1: Later, her neighbor confirmed that they saw the creature too,
Speaker 1: out by the barn. So in their description of the
Speaker 1: Michigan dog Man varied over the years, but they actually
Speaker 1: said the same shit she said. So if it exists,
Speaker 1: it's not a lone wolf. There's more of its kind,
Speaker 1: because it seems like people are seeing it in different locations.
Speaker 1: So these creatures are usually described as having glowing amber
Speaker 1: or icy blue eyes, the head of a dog with
Speaker 1: vicious fangs, and a human torso, so that's creepy as fuck.
Speaker 3: That's weird that they always say on hind legs, but
Speaker 3: like it's actually just standing up like it would be
Speaker 3: a human just standing up, So that that's a weird
Speaker 3: like terminology.
Speaker 2: It's some pervert that just likes he's a furry. He's
Speaker 2: a fucking furry.
Speaker 1: And there's there's a new show on Netflix me and
Speaker 1: sets me watching. It's called Sexy Beasts because when we
Speaker 1: drink like watching reality ship and it's a dating show.
Speaker 2: I think he is.
Speaker 1: You probably find it funny and so you don't see
Speaker 1: the person's appearance. They can wear like a monkey face
Speaker 1: or like a mouse face. It's all like really good makeup,
Speaker 1: but you have to judge them based on their personality
Speaker 1: and then the girl a guy gets to pick who
Speaker 1: they like more.
Speaker 2: But there is this whole thing with the free community.
Speaker 1: There's this guy like like being like, oh my girls,
Speaker 1: let's smoke cigarettes and he's like gain his back here
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 8: But like.
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a creepy it's almost like the
Speaker 1: same aspect of sleep Away Camp. And if you've never
Speaker 1: seen it, check it out. Billy Sweepway Camp is actually
Speaker 1: free on that free movie or that that app you
Speaker 1: can get for free movies and ship not not the fuckuy,
Speaker 1: I think of what it's called because it's it's a
Speaker 1: fucked up horror movie. At the end, it's like a
Speaker 1: tranny killer. It's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've showed me camps.
Speaker 1: So they are fast and allegedly have a horrible scream
Speaker 1: like howl.
Speaker 3: Give me, give me your best scream like howl, scream howl. Yeah,
Speaker 3: get one of the fucking puppies. That's all they do,
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 2: Have I heard that in the woods? I would shop
Speaker 2: myself accord.
Speaker 1: According to local legend, the dog Man appears in ten
Speaker 1: year cycles, almost like it where it's every seventeen years
Speaker 1: and it comes back and makes the children pop balloons
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: So it was in my fucking grade school class. We're
Speaker 3: really mean to people.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me it was someone who I never mind.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't a transgender. It's that you're saying. No,
Speaker 3: it's just a girl that everybody deemed as ugly and
Speaker 3: we called her it.
Speaker 2: We may find this one girl I remember in elementary school.
Speaker 2: We were bad to.
Speaker 1: She was wearing the exact same Exco jeans because there
Speaker 1: was a ripoff from Walmart of Echo and now Echo
Speaker 1: is now sold at Walmart, so it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: But it was like, you know, this Exco clothing, it
Speaker 2: was like such a rip off of Echo. So that's where.
Speaker 1: Kind of it's it's called Exco's ripoff Echo, and the
Speaker 1: chick was wearing the exact same jeans that I was,
Speaker 1: and we all made in this like grade three or four,
Speaker 1: and me and Austin, Trevna and some other people all
Speaker 1: made fun of her and was like, yo, you you're
Speaker 1: wearing fucking man g you went boy jeans, and we.
Speaker 2: Like so bad. Don't vote make fun of everybody's Let
Speaker 2: them be themselves.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't think any grade threes are listening to this,
Speaker 3: and if you are, like, where the fuck are your parents?
Speaker 1: So, but early sightings of the cryptid were reported through
Speaker 1: all throughout Michigan and soon spreaded Wisconsin. That's where all
Speaker 1: good old Gean came from, and Damer Dahmer was from Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: A lot of weird shit happens there, so and now
Speaker 1: I know, of course. So alleged sightings of this occurred
Speaker 1: off the and all throughout different locations, and the famous
Speaker 1: dog Man on Star attack occurred in Troy, Michigan back
Speaker 1: in two thousand and six. A man was driving down
Speaker 1: the road when suddenly what he described as a giant,
Speaker 1: big dog that was standing upright appeared before him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but nobody's talking about the human body. They're just saying,
Speaker 3: big dog standing.
Speaker 1: I don't like I know, So he instinctively swerved to
Speaker 1: miss the creature ended up running off the road, flipping
Speaker 1: the vehicle over on his fucking side, which is scary.
Speaker 1: He and his passenger, which sounds of his wife. Because
Speaker 1: we're gonna play the clip. We're not injured, but we're
Speaker 1: able to get assistance through on Star. But it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird because the OnStar recording. Yes, it's it's spread
Speaker 1: like wildfire on the internet because see, let's tell you, I'm.
Speaker 8: Sorry, emergency, this is king. How can I help you?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 8: Something is ran in front of us on the road.
Speaker 6: We're in the ditch where we rolled over.
Speaker 8: How many people are in the car and is anyone injured?
Speaker 8: There's two of us.
Speaker 3: I don't think we have an entry.
Speaker 8: Is the car on its top or wheels or what? No,
Speaker 8: it's kind of sitting on its side and one moment. Please,
Speaker 8: I'll like contact emergency services. Okay, okay, the state police
Speaker 8: should be on the way in a few minutes. Is
Speaker 8: everyone still okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think we're okay?
Speaker 8: What ran in front of you?
Speaker 3: My dear, I don't know what the hell it was,
Speaker 3: but it was big.
Speaker 8: It looked like a great big dog standing up. Was
Speaker 8: it a bear?
Speaker 6: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 6: Sir?
Speaker 3: Oh fucking damn, Hello, are you still there? Sir?
Speaker 6: Sir?
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you there?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 1: He's like, I would be more panicky, was the on
Speaker 1: star Fucking God, I'd be like, sorry, sorry, are you there?
Speaker 2: Are there?
Speaker 3: Please? Was laughing. He's like, I don't fucking know what
Speaker 3: that was. And then all of a sudden, his first
Speaker 3: initially is like you think it was a bear? And
Speaker 3: he's like, you know what, maybe, and then yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: They'll freaking that's fucking it's creepy. So it's supposed like
Speaker 1: wildfire on the internet, and it's the you know it was.
Speaker 1: It's it's strange, weird ship that they they saw this
Speaker 1: and that they even got this recording, And then.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's faked. Like there's the there's the
Speaker 2: idea of like you remember.
Speaker 3: When we did could be right, you always got to
Speaker 3: be open when.
Speaker 1: We talked about the Area fifty one events and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and now there's that famous Area fifty one
Speaker 1: recording and the guy be like, you need to get
Speaker 1: to a safe place because they're gonna kill Soul and
Speaker 1: like the people think that's faked, but this one just
Speaker 1: seems more legit because it's supposed he was taking ready
Speaker 1: from on Star.
Speaker 2: So it's fucking weird.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: Maybe on Stars in on it. Yeah, don't tell no
Speaker 3: buddy actually doing let them think about big dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they're like listening to everyone's conversation. Be like, we
Speaker 1: love when they go to Lover's Point in Wisconsin and
Speaker 1: we hear when we hear that all we literally broadcast
Speaker 1: it to every on Star employee and they all get
Speaker 1: off at the same time, and.
Speaker 3: We have video that the camera comes out of your dash. Yeah, overlooks,
Speaker 3: overlooks you.
Speaker 1: So in the fall of nineteen eighty six near man CT, Michigan,
Speaker 1: Ray Greenway.
Speaker 3: Was driving home two thousand and six to nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 3: I've ever going in order here?
Speaker 1: Uh? Definitely not definitely, Okay, So maybe I maybe I
Speaker 1: backwards the research a little bit, but let's just go
Speaker 1: back in time.
Speaker 3: So in the fall of.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty six near man CT, Michigan, Ray Greenway was
Speaker 1: driving home from man Ct.
Speaker 2: Army That's how I'm going to pronounce it.
Speaker 1: But Army were footing station late one night when he
Speaker 1: noticed something was off in the darkened field beside him.
Speaker 2: His headlights were reflecting off.
Speaker 1: What appeared to be eyes that weren't too high off
Speaker 1: the ground to be a deer. So's a guy could
Speaker 1: be a deer like he's just And that's what you
Speaker 1: gotta watch for, especially like even Chelsea, because where you are,
Speaker 1: how I take the back roads to get to your place,
Speaker 1: especially when I start coming there near September October. I
Speaker 1: have to watch it because looking for those eyes the
Speaker 1: best clue, because they can just run the fuck out.
Speaker 3: And you could be fucked Cambridges.
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, I remember you telling me that ship.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Are don't hit a deer?
Speaker 1: I thought, my fault. They ran on the road and
Speaker 1: I just got it. I'm gonna pull it, Tom. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pull Tom. I'm gonna cut it open and wear
Speaker 1: it and fucking you see. Friddy got figured right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: picks up the dead gear, dead deer. So suddenly the
Speaker 1: identify unidentifiable creature began to run towards him and made
Speaker 1: an incredible leap across two lanes.
Speaker 2: This sounds extremely familiar.
Speaker 1: To the Boggy creek monster that stepped like two fucking
Speaker 1: feet across the highway. You remember that he like did
Speaker 1: like two jumps, and you wanted to prove it, so
Speaker 1: I told you to go film it. You never did,
Speaker 1: but you almost. You said you did it, but didn't
Speaker 1: film it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about that, the two step highway jump.
Speaker 2: So this creature the same ship.
Speaker 3: It was two lanes, two steps, I got. I got
Speaker 3: tape in my fingers and playing with tapes right now,
Speaker 3: Jesus fun Yeah, two lanes two steps, two steps or no,
Speaker 3: was it two lanes three steps.
Speaker 2: Something like that. It was like it was a big leap.
Speaker 2: So this this creature of the same fucking shit.
Speaker 1: So it it leaped to clear across two lane road,
Speaker 1: there is no animal that it could be.
Speaker 2: I knew this was not a deer.
Speaker 1: Ray later recalled, he went to describe its yellowy eyes
Speaker 1: an impossible leaping ability. I do remember that I saw
Speaker 1: both eyes as if it was looking at me the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 2: That, along with the leaping ability, is what I will
Speaker 2: never forget. God damn it. What I always spio beer on.
Speaker 3: My fucking self because you're a cut.
Speaker 1: While driving on a slated road and lang Sing, Michigan
Speaker 1: area back in May of two thousand and six, which
Speaker 1: is weird.
Speaker 2: So they say it happens every what was it every fucking.
Speaker 3: We were in two thousand, we were in nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: and seven, then we were in two thousand and six,
Speaker 3: and we were in eighty seven. Now we're back in
Speaker 3: twenty oh six.
Speaker 2: Yes, we are back.
Speaker 3: We are back, so okay, same year.
Speaker 1: So I think they said how it occurs every certain amount,
Speaker 1: every ten years or something like that. So now you
Speaker 1: have two sightings in two thousand and six, which is
Speaker 1: creepy of where they get that whole idea of how
Speaker 1: it could happen. So it's like every ten years. Because
Speaker 1: this guy's like, I see it too. So a man
Speaker 1: named Ron Ron slowed Ron slow for what he thought
Speaker 1: was a deer all of a sudden, a human like
Speaker 1: hand expected much larger than a human's man's hand, like
Speaker 1: there's some like Lebron James fucking Michael Jordanians reached over
Speaker 1: the side of the hill and the silhouette came into view.
Speaker 1: What came out of the darkened hillside was a massive
Speaker 1: man with a wolf like face. This is fucking creepy
Speaker 1: either way. The real or not whatever, if this is
Speaker 1: fucking creepy. It was much larger than normal, like a
Speaker 1: normal man, and it had a wolf like face. Its
Speaker 1: eyes reflected in my headlights, and it just sat there,
Speaker 1: looked across the field on the other side of the road.
Speaker 2: Then it just very calmly turned his head and looked
Speaker 2: right at me, which is also fucking scary.
Speaker 3: Meca lights fucking shining out.
Speaker 1: But either way, if it's a dog or some sort
Speaker 1: of animal, right that they wouldn't they would their their senses.
Speaker 2: It's more like they dart.
Speaker 1: They look very quickly because that's how they react to
Speaker 1: things and to predators and stuff. So if someone that's
Speaker 1: intelligent or that's human like, it would slowly just like
Speaker 1: sense you and then look at you, and which is
Speaker 1: a lot creepier for fucking sure. He sat frozen fear
Speaker 1: until it began moving down the hill. Then Rod sped
Speaker 1: away before he could make it any closer. I hit
Speaker 1: the gas and flew past it. When I got to
Speaker 1: the stop sign, I stopped and looked in the rear
Speaker 1: view mirror. It was sitting in the middle of the
Speaker 1: fucking road, just looking at my car. He bolted again
Speaker 1: and this time didn't look back. Fucking scary man.
Speaker 2: All these events either way real or not. If someone
Speaker 2: thinks they.
Speaker 3: Experienced it, yeah, it would be crazy.
Speaker 1: That's why always bring up like the shadow people ship
Speaker 1: and like I might do a TikTok video about it.
Speaker 1: Because my boy Adam from Hamilton has been doing stuff
Speaker 1: about psychic stuff and that hit him and his bush
Speaker 1: buddy did mushrooms and they both were thinking, which I
Speaker 1: would love to do. And I know you, I know
Speaker 1: your opinion, but I would love to do mushrooms with
Speaker 1: you and see if we could just sit there and
Speaker 1: be like what am I thinking and then just like
Speaker 1: look at each other.
Speaker 2: And see if we get psychically ability. Just do that,
Speaker 2: because he said his buddy.
Speaker 1: He said him and his buddy fucking did it, and
Speaker 1: I mushrooms are a gateway to open up frequencies.
Speaker 2: I believe that one hundre percent, So it could happen.
Speaker 3: It could I guess maybe so.
Speaker 1: Rwanda on the Three Lakes in Michigan had a dog
Speaker 1: man and cattle nineteen or in the fall of two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine.
Speaker 3: Was three years past the last one.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true. Actually, so she was traveling on
Speaker 2: us forty one m. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Like a highway with her son.
Speaker 1: When the beast ran across the highway near to Tyogay
Speaker 1: not die Tyoga Creek, we were very Uga Tyoga. You're yes,
Speaker 1: you are right, I'm retarded. We were very puzzled, I
Speaker 1: guess as a woman.
Speaker 10: We were very puzzled and thought it might be some
Speaker 10: mute and wolf and we couldn't We could not figure
Speaker 10: out what we witnessed. It ran fairly fast, about twenty
Speaker 10: feet in front of our truck. It was so strange
Speaker 10: because the front of it was much higher than the back,
Speaker 10: larger than a wolf.
Speaker 2: She claimed she never heard of the dog man until
Speaker 2: after this incident.
Speaker 1: After reading the description the stories online, she was able
Speaker 1: to confirm to confirm for herself that the creature she
Speaker 1: encountered was the goddamn dog man.
Speaker 3: Fucking dog man. Why did it come out on highways?
Speaker 3: I kind of go to like in people's closets, like
Speaker 3: Richie or something, and stop running out.
Speaker 1: You're in your closet like that, your kids, like the
Speaker 1: boogeyman came to see me and just like after at
Speaker 1: first Chuck spotted he thought he spotted a moose as
Speaker 1: it approached on the road of Boggan County. The world
Speaker 1: was a bit foggy and uh dewey this morning in
Speaker 1: twenty eleven, but he knew he saw some movement just
Speaker 1: off the edge of the road in the woods. He
Speaker 1: spotted at the intersection and waited, watched, nothing happened, so
Speaker 1: he began to move. As soon as he picked up speed.
Speaker 1: The creature re emerged immediately.
Speaker 9: Immediately, this animal ran out in front of the woods,
Speaker 9: in front of my call, and it jumped across the
Speaker 9: road on the so side. Man, it took like three
Speaker 9: straws and was gone, And it almost vanished through like
Speaker 9: an invisible wall, which would be fucking scary.
Speaker 2: It was, Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: You see this thing jump across the road and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like it's just like you
Speaker 1: don't see its body or anything anymore, just disappears.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like one talks about this stuff too, is
Speaker 1: how I'm not sold on it yet. And I told
Speaker 1: him that because we just talked about this, how bigfoot
Speaker 1: he thinks might be an interdimensional creature. So bigfooting can
Speaker 1: kind of correspond with our reality with others at the
Speaker 1: same time. I don't know if I'm sold in that yet,
Speaker 1: but that Bigfoot seems to appear and then disappear in
Speaker 1: that he may be an intro galactical being that can
Speaker 1: step in and out of realities.
Speaker 2: So this being may be the same.
Speaker 1: It kind of get steps in and out of our
Speaker 1: reality because we only see ten percent of reality, and
Speaker 1: that's a fact on the gamma ray structure of like
Speaker 1: we only see such a small fragment. You don't see
Speaker 1: gamma rays, you don't see ultrav we don't see wi fi.
Speaker 1: We don't see shit like you can't see what even
Speaker 1: some animals see, which is also crazy. So at state
Speaker 1: of shock, he pondered the creature. He never see anything
Speaker 1: like it. It was all it was all on fours
Speaker 1: and had back legs like of a large man and
Speaker 1: had jet black fur and look like a very large wolf.
Speaker 1: Other than that the back legs and the human like rump.
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, he had a human like ass, buddy.
Speaker 1: There was no tail, the profile of the head stout
Speaker 1: were of a wolf, and it didn't make a sound.
Speaker 2: All extremely fucking creepy, fucking stories.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 1: I know and not see some weird Yeah, because one
Speaker 1: day I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna be in a
Speaker 1: buz like I saw the wolf Man.
Speaker 3: I saw him like, I'm good, Okay, buddy, here's a
Speaker 3: can of Ravioli fucking eat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna live in the bottom well and then Billy's
Speaker 1: gonna once a day bring me a can of beans
Speaker 1: that he lowers down in the well.
Speaker 3: Oh, that is all I want to do, because every
Speaker 3: time I do it, it'll be like beans, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And then you just hand me a mic down and
Speaker 1: be like okay, I give you your research, and then
Speaker 1: there's pieces of paper you send down and then we
Speaker 1: record while you're on the other side of the well.
Speaker 3: Are right there?
Speaker 1: You go?
Speaker 3: Fuck, I don't have that kind of a commitment, Dude,
Speaker 3: I'm working. You're not gonna get food for a couple
Speaker 3: of days. But I hope you save those beans.
Speaker 1: Alex shows up and he's like, Billy forgot about you
Speaker 1: send me down green beans, the fucking green giant.
Speaker 2: Beans or whatever his name is.
Speaker 1: Giant, Yeah, the jolly green Giant. One witness claims the
Speaker 1: dog man was stalking up the hill behind her house
Speaker 1: and late fall two thousand one, So these doors are
Speaker 1: varying different time errors. My stepdaughter and I were looking
Speaker 1: out of the French doors to see a creature.
Speaker 2: You have French doors, You're rich?
Speaker 1: Fuck you uh doors to see a creature black in color,
Speaker 1: looking like a big bear with hunch it without like
Speaker 1: almost like a hunch in the head of a wolf.
Speaker 2: French doors are pretty expensive.
Speaker 3: They are doors are expensive anyway, but yeah, not the gateway.
Speaker 2: To the doors in your mind. Man, those are.
Speaker 3: Free thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, that was only a visual and this was in
Speaker 1: Cass County, Michigan. Residents experiences supposedly, and they can still
Speaker 1: hear the splashing around twenty acres of swampland at night,
Speaker 1: so the same area they saw this creature, just like
Speaker 1: looking through the French doors.
Speaker 2: Just gotta fancy with it.
Speaker 3: Solid French door, frosted glass, twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that'sn't that bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew they weren't that much average for French doors.
Speaker 3: Are any be seeing three hundred and three thousand?
Speaker 2: Oh it's so terrible. I guess I'd be a little.
Speaker 3: Doors that are like way more expensive than French doors
Speaker 3: because French doors open like this. Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah movement whatever that was.
Speaker 2: So that would be.
Speaker 1: Creepiest seeing creatures. So I guess around this area other
Speaker 1: people have seen this, and they supposed to be still
Speaker 1: here out in the swamp land at nights behind their house.
Speaker 2: Even here, it's shrieking.
Speaker 1: It has the scream of an infant, I guess, but
Speaker 1: loud and hysterical.
Speaker 2: Can you give me that an infant that is loud
Speaker 2: and hysterical?
Speaker 3: Is he laughing?
Speaker 2: No, he's scared. He's just screaming. He's in pain. If
Speaker 2: I heard that behind my house, I would ship myself also.
Speaker 1: So let's bringing it way back when, way back when,
Speaker 1: back in eighteen sixty in the Shiny establishment, the Kaine.
Speaker 3: It looks like Kayak was not shiny. I was like,
Speaker 3: I knew that wasn't the word.
Speaker 2: Kine established the group of warriors.
Speaker 1: It's the Kayanne. It's the literally spelled a Kayanne. So
Speaker 1: the Kayane established the yeah, own group of warriors known
Speaker 1: as the dog Soldiers or dog men.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Native Americans would spend years studying and becoming one with
Speaker 1: their spirit animal, talking on their mannerisms and strength of wolves.
Speaker 2: Are wild dogs, so they would.
Speaker 1: Copy and it escentuate with the way they speak because
Speaker 1: of this and stuff like that, which is pretty interesting
Speaker 1: that they they yeah, name Americans are dope, but it
Speaker 1: comes to all their spiritual aspects, stuff from worshiping animals.
Speaker 2: I always find it cool.
Speaker 1: So it's worth noting that while all the witnesses of
Speaker 1: these dog half man Beast admit to feeling terrified, that
Speaker 1: there haven't been any known deaths or serious physical attacks
Speaker 1: attributed to the dog Man. It's not like the Boggy
Speaker 1: Creek fucking monster where he like was like fucking trying to.
Speaker 2: Kill that guy and he like swiped him out of
Speaker 2: the way and fucked him up.
Speaker 1: Like, go back and listen to the episode because the
Speaker 1: episode is hilarious, and if you're from Arkansas and maybe
Speaker 1: don't listen to it.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: But but like the fact there's no known attacks. But
Speaker 1: back in this the you know, I go to other things.
Speaker 1: Nobody's really been attacked by Bigfoot. They say they have,
Speaker 1: but it may not be. So this is thought to
Speaker 1: be because of an Indian belief. Native belief and indigenous
Speaker 1: belief that that one must invite evil onto themselves, so
Speaker 1: like you have to invite that evil or it just
Speaker 1: can't harm you, so you have to kind of invite
Speaker 1: that into your life.
Speaker 3: What seems dumb, I know.
Speaker 1: Clearly, the most obnoxious explanation is if one believes these
Speaker 1: creatures do exist, is that they are simply just undiscovered
Speaker 1: breed of wild dog, which I don't.
Speaker 2: Find two honestly, Oh I didn't say, I meant let
Speaker 2: me read you that.
Speaker 1: Okay, this clearly the most obvious explanation is if one
Speaker 1: believes in these creatures that they do exist, is that
Speaker 1: they are simply an undiscovered breed of dog.
Speaker 2: Many have claimed that dog Man is.
Speaker 1: Actually a prehistoric wolf or similar to what a coyote
Speaker 1: or a kai dog.
Speaker 3: You meant coyote.
Speaker 1: You know how there's you know how there's those coyotes
Speaker 1: that breed with natural like like with wild dogs.
Speaker 2: That's the theory.
Speaker 3: Ah and dinosaur dog like fuck that?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Do you.
Speaker 3: If they're not that knows they're not like there's only
Speaker 3: like two of them, they only oh actually, never mind,
Speaker 3: my fun fact contradicts set.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Assuming these sightings are genuine, it's also possible
Speaker 1: that normal creatures of abnormal size are being misidentified, or
Speaker 1: that multiple creatures are being wrongfully labeled as the same creature.
Speaker 1: These theories would account for most of the witnesses describing
Speaker 1: like a wolf like animal, yet every so often someone
Speaker 1: claims it looks like a massive, malformed member of the
Speaker 1: bear family, So who fucking knows what this actually is.
Speaker 2: We had a fan shout out this topic.
Speaker 1: Actually you have to pay if you want me to
Speaker 1: say your name, because you've been mentioned before.
Speaker 2: I'm just joking, but.
Speaker 1: That yet, yeah, these yeah, go go join the Patreon
Speaker 1: with everybody else and you can fucking get your name.
Speaker 2: Shout out, shout it out.
Speaker 1: But the fact that, like, yeah, fans, honestly, if you
Speaker 1: have ideas for topics, we will discuss them, because this
Speaker 1: was a fan idea and we dove deep deep as
Speaker 1: you can because it's it's there's levels to this ship, bro.
Speaker 2: When it comes to cryptids, man, there's so ry.
Speaker 3: I know who this was and I remember im posting this.
Speaker 1: There's so many ship to do with cryptids, and I
Speaker 1: I think cryptids are such a fun topic because they
Speaker 1: are it's so fucked up and weird, and who knows
Speaker 1: if it's true?
Speaker 2: What are these people seeing?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Are people that's tripping out and have a mass hysteria.
Speaker 3: But it's time time for fox sakes, Billy. That was
Speaker 3: that was not the best. Okay, So I thought it's
Speaker 3: ticket to dogs today. Did you know that I got
Speaker 3: three different ones for you and the last one is
Speaker 3: gonna be the worst. Did you know that a dog's
Speaker 3: nose print is so unique and detailed that it's pretty
Speaker 3: much identical to a human fingerprint, like everyone has a
Speaker 3: different one.
Speaker 1: I swear, I don't know if it was you that
Speaker 1: told me that, but I swore I heard that before,
Speaker 1: that like their imprint.
Speaker 3: I didn't learned that that long ago.
Speaker 2: I've heard I've heard about that before.
Speaker 3: Okay. So secondly, it is illegal to own dogs and
Speaker 3: iran what the street dogs. They're considered garbage animals and
Speaker 3: you will get fine.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna be there. They're considered food, so
Speaker 2: you can't own one as a pet.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, this is the biggest one. This
Speaker 3: fucking nuts. Dogs can produce like wildfire, one female and
Speaker 3: one male dog along with their offspring, can produce sixty
Speaker 3: seven thousand dogs in just six years.
Speaker 2: Why they just keep fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: Between like just one male and female. Give it six
Speaker 3: years and you let all the offspring keep fucking each other. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it doesn't right, fucked man, because they're they're only
Speaker 3: pregnant for two months at a time, right, that's so crazy, sorry,
Speaker 3: not two months, four months at a time, and then
Speaker 3: they produce a litter of like eight or nine, and
Speaker 3: then every eight or nine has eight or nine, and
Speaker 3: then yeah, in about six years time, it says sixty
Speaker 3: seven thousand. I kind of want to do the math
Speaker 3: on that though. I read that, but like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do quick math on that. That's me crazy me. Let
Speaker 3: me quick double fact check that. Let's say every single
Speaker 3: one has nine, you get nine puppies, and then in
Speaker 3: four months you get another. Okay, so six years twelve
Speaker 3: times six, we're doing this math live. Seventy two months
Speaker 3: divided by four is eighteen pregnancies throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 3: You get eighteen times nine is one hundred and sixty
Speaker 3: two dogs. I can get pregnant in those eight months.
Speaker 3: So one hundred and sixty dogs getting pregnant eighteen times each. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't quite I got like twenty se six thousand
Speaker 3: and six years. I don't know how the sixty seven
Speaker 3: thousand came out, but that's fun. It is what it is.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's on a site. They obviously have a calculation
Speaker 3: for it somehow, But that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, I know you guys, I just got and we
Speaker 1: love you honestly, just supports the best ways by fucking
Speaker 1: merch man. I'm gonna start slowly, like we have a
Speaker 1: lot of designs on the page, but I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: fucking around and doing some uh designs. My friend did
Speaker 1: suggest we should do, you know how, I have that
Speaker 1: meme of the the guy from ancient Aliens, just like
Speaker 1: Aliens have that one that's like reptile my face, So
Speaker 1: I might my face, but we're gonna actually if the
Speaker 1: fans want to wants to wrap our face eventually, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at this year doing a design like no, like
Speaker 1: me and Billy's face cartoon. I razed, almost like yeah,
Speaker 1: almost like when there's like funny portraits they do the
Speaker 1: fucking character character caricatures, caricatures. I want a T shirt
Speaker 1: with me and Billy and both of our kind of
Speaker 1: personalities meshed into a So I'm looking at talking to
Speaker 1: people about doing that. But the best way to support
Speaker 1: us to support our merch and wear it and like
Speaker 1: I even went to all I got.
Speaker 2: I gotta shut them out because they asked me to.
Speaker 1: Tokyo Smoke asked me to shut them out because that's
Speaker 1: where I get a lot of my weed from and
Speaker 1: our products, and we do. We encourage people to enjoy
Speaker 1: cannabis on this podcasts.
Speaker 2: Much as Billy doesn't.
Speaker 1: CBD is good for Billy if he took it, like see,
Speaker 1: if you just want to do CBD alone, it's good.
Speaker 2: But Tokyo Smoke asked us shut up, shut them out.
Speaker 2: They were good, but they gave me a sticker. They
Speaker 2: did shout out, I know, but that they were asking
Speaker 2: me about.
Speaker 1: Like the podcast and stuff like that, and because they
Speaker 1: saw my shirt. So honestly, the more people that see
Speaker 1: our shirt and our merch and stuff like that is
Speaker 1: the more way you reach out. But honestly, join Patreon too,
Speaker 1: because we have things in the work. Especially we're gonna
Speaker 1: start getting more video equipment and stuff like that where
Speaker 1: if you're watching the YouTube, we will be getting into
Speaker 1: this one day, me and Billy and Alex will probably
Speaker 1: even fucking maybe it will play maybe easy, we'll get
Speaker 1: on it. We'll play the card game. Yeah, so we'll
Speaker 1: play that. We want to do stuff like that. You
Speaker 1: want the Patreon to be engaging, and we will eventually
Speaker 1: get there.
Speaker 2: Billy's been busy. I've been busy. Life happens. But we're
Speaker 2: trying to do as much content and push as much
Speaker 2: shit for the fans as we can because we love
Speaker 2: you and we know you guys.
Speaker 3: How was a boring PSA? Anyways, gotta shout it out.
Speaker 3: We got it out and now we love you and
Speaker 3: it is so good and then we'll do probably another
Speaker 3: one later with different stuff, but listen anyway, so you're
Speaker 3: appreciate it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, love officer and I went out there to take
Speaker 6: a look at it, and I just tried to chew
Speaker 6: in around the doors. You could see a dog drinking
Speaker 6: outside the window. There was obviously a dog.
Speaker 7: A cool summer morning in early June is when the
Speaker 7: legend began. At a nameless logan camp in Wexford County,
Speaker 7: where the Manistee River ran, eleven lumberjacks near the Garland
Speaker 7: Swamp found an animal they thought was a dog. In
Speaker 7: a playful move, they chased it around until it ran
Speaker 7: inside a hollow lag. A longer named Johnson grabbed him
Speaker 7: a stick, poked around inside then the thing let out
Speaker 7: an unearthly scream and came out and stood upright. None
Speaker 7: of those men ever said very much about whatever happened.
Speaker 7: Then they just packed up their malongings, left that night
Speaker 7: and were never.
Speaker 4: Heard from again.
Speaker 7: It was ten years later in ninety seven when a
Speaker 7: farmer near Buckley was found slumped over his plow.
Speaker 4: His heart had stopped. There were dog tracks all around.
Speaker 7: Seven years passed the turn of the century. This say
Speaker 7: had crazy old Woa had a dream of dogs that
Speaker 7: sirckled her house at night.
Speaker 4: They walked black men and screamed. In nineteen seventeen, a
Speaker 4: sheriff who.
Speaker 7: Was out walking found a driverless wagon and tracks of
Speaker 7: the dust.
Speaker 4: Like wolves and the stock. Near the roadside.
Speaker 7: A four horse team lay dead with their eyes open wide.
Speaker 7: When the vet finished up his examination, Beca said it
Speaker 7: looked like they died of fright. In thirty seven, a
Speaker 7: schooner captain said several crew members had reported a pack
Speaker 7: of wild dogs Roman Bowers Harmy.
Speaker 4: His story was never recorded.
Speaker 7: In fifty seven, a man of the cloth found claw
Speaker 7: marks on an old church door. The newspaper said they'd
Speaker 7: been made by a dog. He'd had to stood seven
Speaker 7: foot four. In sixty seven, a van load of Hippi
Speaker 7: stold a park ranger named Quinlan. They'd been awakened in
Speaker 7: the night by a scratch at the window. There was
Speaker 7: a dog man looking in and grinning. In seventy seven,
Speaker 7: there were screams in the.
Speaker 4: Night near the village sh of bel Air. Could have
Speaker 4: been a bobcat, could have been the wind. Nobody looked
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 7: Then in the summer of eighty seven, near Luther it
Speaker 7: happened again, and a cabin in the woods. It looked
Speaker 7: like maybe someone had tried to break in. There were
Speaker 7: cuts around the doors that could only been made by
Speaker 7: a very sharp teeth and claws.
Speaker 4: He didn't wear shoes because he didn't have feet. He
Speaker 4: walked up just to pause. So far this year, no
Speaker 4: stories have appeared. Have the dog been gone away? Have
Speaker 4: they disappeared? Soon enough?
Speaker 7: I guess we'll know, because this is the time to
Speaker 7: fear for another ten years has come around. The seventh
Speaker 7: year is here, and somewhere in the north Woods darkness
Speaker 7: a creature walks upright. And the best advice you may
Speaker 7: ever get is done go out at night.