Speaker 1: Seven. Lamb Productions Presents.
Speaker 2: Cop Doctors Episode thirty one when Dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: Why that was a good operation.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was.
Speaker 3: And to think we almost lost her.
Speaker 1: Not on my watch.
Speaker 4: We went in there and did what needed to be done.
Speaker 3: That kind of work really builds up an appetite.
Speaker 4: Huh, why do you think I got two males?
Speaker 5: It was late, but the cop doctors were having a
Speaker 5: late dinner. They had just finished a coronary artery bypass surgery,
Speaker 5: a routine surgery, but there were complications, but nothing. The
Speaker 5: cop doctors wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Huntle I'll be right back, gonna take a huge dump,
Speaker 4: have fun.
Speaker 1: I will. Hey, sir, sir, I need your help.
Speaker 5: A sweaty man ran up to the table. He carried
Speaker 5: a small remote control like object me.
Speaker 3: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 5: Time looked around, noticing he was the only person in
Speaker 5: the cafeteria. Now that case was taking a huge damp.
Speaker 1: Yes, I need help. What year is it?
Speaker 3: It's twenty twenty four?
Speaker 1: Holy crap, I've done it done. What with this little
Speaker 1: remote here? I've gone back in time?
Speaker 3: Whoa really? What time are you from?
Speaker 1: December twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3: Wait, but that's the same year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but December.
Speaker 3: Even tell you what month it is right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't see Christmas decorations. Do you see
Speaker 1: Christmas decorations?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: And do you know why? Because it's not December?
Speaker 3: Why would you only come back a few months?
Speaker 6: That was a hiss and it worked, And now I
Speaker 6: need to help help for what in the year twenty
Speaker 6: twenty five?
Speaker 1: Something bad is going to happen?
Speaker 3: Like what?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't say.
Speaker 3: It because you're lying.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 6: But anything that happens now can change the course of
Speaker 6: the future. So I need to be careful for what
Speaker 6: I do and sane, prove it, Prove something bad is
Speaker 6: going to happen.
Speaker 3: Prove that you can travel in time.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 5: The man gripped his tiny ra more tightly, impressed some importons.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was hell yeah what was The operation?
Speaker 4: Was a good one, Like you said, we went in
Speaker 4: there and did what needed to be done.
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 5: What time?
Speaker 4: Why are you acting so weird?
Speaker 3: And who where are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jules, and I live here in.
Speaker 4: This hospital cafeteria.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, sure, all.
Speaker 4: Right, that's weird and I want to ask you a
Speaker 4: few more questions, but I gotta take a huge dump.
Speaker 5: It was late, but the cop doctors were having a
Speaker 5: late dinner. They had just finished a coronary artery bypass surgery,
Speaker 5: a routine surgery, but there were complications, but nothing the
Speaker 5: cop doctors couldn't huntle whoa.
Speaker 3: Even the narrator said the same shit.
Speaker 1: See, now do you believe me?
Speaker 3: Take me to dinosaurs?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: Take me to dinosaurs? I want to see dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: We really don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 3: We got plenty of time.
Speaker 1: Wait, what are you talking about.
Speaker 7: My name is Time, and you got that thing in
Speaker 7: your hands, so we have all the time in the world.
Speaker 7: Just crank that thing and let's see what dinosaurs really
Speaker 7: look like. I want to know if they had feathers
Speaker 7: or if scientists are just bullshitting.
Speaker 1: Fine, okay, fine, but then you have to help me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 6: And we have to be careful. Okay, we can't disrupt
Speaker 6: too much or it can negatively impact it.
Speaker 3: Take me two fucking dinosaurs already.
Speaker 5: All right, Time grabbed his corn bread and stood, hold
Speaker 5: on to your butts.
Speaker 3: I only have one.
Speaker 1: There, you're happy?
Speaker 3: Where are we?
Speaker 1: When are we?
Speaker 6: As the proper question, but we are on the same spot.
Speaker 6: Sixty five million years ago?
Speaker 3: Whoa, really, what about Pangaea?
Speaker 1: What about Pangaea?
Speaker 3: Shouldn't this all be like an ocean?
Speaker 6: Hey, doctor Allen Ground, why don't you look at your
Speaker 6: dinosaurs so you can get the hell out of here?
Speaker 5: Time walked up to a ridge to see a vast
Speaker 5: valley of prehistoric creatures.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, they do have feathers?
Speaker 1: What really?
Speaker 3: And they can fly, all of.
Speaker 5: Them over the vast valley. Dinosaurs sword, but not just terodonts,
Speaker 5: but brachiosaurs in tyrannosaurs and Alberto sauce and delosceraptos and
Speaker 5: Edmontosaus and Triceratopsis. Basically, if it was a dinosaur, it
Speaker 5: was in the sky zooming around like a seven forty seven.
Speaker 3: They're all in the sky.
Speaker 1: Wow, signs just right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they didn't know that they could fly like this.
Speaker 3: If they did, the movie Jurassic Park would have been
Speaker 3: more like the movie Gravity.
Speaker 1: But with dinosaurs instead of spices.
Speaker 3: Break Yeah, you get it.
Speaker 1: It is crazy that none of them have winnings though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that t rex flapping his little t rex.
Speaker 1: Arms, and yet he's higher than all the others.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lesson here. It doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: tiny your arms are. Keep flapping and you can reach
Speaker 3: the sky.
Speaker 1: It's deep. Can we go now? Yeah? Good, because I
Speaker 1: really need to.
Speaker 7: I want to see Mary Antoinette Watts. I want to
Speaker 7: know if she really loves cake.
Speaker 1: No, we can.
Speaker 7: And then I want to meet Gehis Khan and tell
Speaker 7: him there's a Pokemon named after him.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: And then I want to go to the theater where Lincoln
Speaker 7: was shot. And I want to tell Nikola Tesla that
Speaker 7: he has a car. And I want to save van
Speaker 7: Go from cutting off his ear. And I want to
Speaker 7: dress in.
Speaker 3: Drag with Shakespeare. And I want to see Avengers Endgame again.
Speaker 1: But you can just buy the movie.
Speaker 3: Ooh, and I want to meet Jesus. Can we meet Jesus?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 6: You have to help me with my mission, which is
Speaker 6: what we have to kill Hitler.
Speaker 5: Jules and Tim are transported to a playground with several
Speaker 5: little boys swinging on swings and jumping around on jumping
Speaker 5: around things.
Speaker 1: There he is can kill him.
Speaker 7: Wait, but we're at a playground, that's right, and that's
Speaker 7: him right there.
Speaker 3: But he's only a child, it's.
Speaker 1: Not he's a baby now gonna kill him? It's hitler.
Speaker 3: Why do I have to do it?
Speaker 6: Because I'm the one, but the time travel mechanism if
Speaker 6: I had to fit too much, then it could negatively
Speaker 6: impact these.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, enough with that.
Speaker 1: I think I do it.
Speaker 3: No, No, I can't. I can't harm a child.
Speaker 6: But he grows up to be one of the most file, horrible,
Speaker 6: evil human beings ever to exist.
Speaker 1: Plus he's not that young. I mean, look, he's got
Speaker 1: a little mastache growing in right now.
Speaker 6: Still, if we wait until he's older, then you probably
Speaker 6: won't be able to do it.
Speaker 1: You'll weaken, scrawny. I mean, you look like the only
Speaker 1: fight who want to be against the nighth grader.
Speaker 6: Hey, if you don't do this, you could doom the
Speaker 6: world to suffer his wrath.
Speaker 3: Will you take me to marry Antoinette and van go?
Speaker 1: Fine? Sure?
Speaker 3: And I want to see Avengers Endgame again?
Speaker 1: Just buy the fucking movie.
Speaker 3: I want to see it in Imax in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Fine, fuck you're gonna do this? Or what.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking?
Speaker 4: The where they hell did you to disappear too? One
Speaker 4: minute I'm taking a dump, the next you have vanished
Speaker 4: with this random dude who lives in the hospital cafeteria.
Speaker 3: He was lying.
Speaker 7: He's actually a time traveler and we time traveled. Oh shit, no,
Speaker 7: for real, we visited all kinds of time periods. We
Speaker 7: saw a dinosaurs fly. I told Van Goh not to
Speaker 7: cut off his ear, so instead he cut off his
Speaker 7: wiener and sent that to his prostitute girlfriend, which, by
Speaker 7: the way, she did not like. And I met Mary Antoinette,
Speaker 7: and it turns out she liked pie, cherry apple, rhubarb.
Speaker 7: It didn't matter. She just really liked pie, and it
Speaker 7: had nothing to do with peasants.
Speaker 1: Time. Are you messing with me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: In fact, I have something horrible I have to tell you.
Speaker 7: But maybe you already know because I prevented one of
Speaker 7: the most horrific events in history. I killed child Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 7: You killed a child, yes, but Adolf Hitler?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: He didn't, at least not until he blew his brains
Speaker 4: out at the end of World War too.
Speaker 5: Wait what, time turned to Jules?
Speaker 1: But I thought I never said Adolf Hitler in which
Speaker 1: Hitler did? I kill Jimmy Hitler? He was an old
Speaker 1: middle school bully of mine.
Speaker 3: Wait what Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Hitler was a classmate of mine. He made my life
Speaker 1: a living hell.
Speaker 6: He would put gumb in my chair and I would
Speaker 6: sit on it, and then he would pour orange juice
Speaker 6: on my lap and tell everyone that I'd pissed myself.
Speaker 1: It was a real asshole. Something about Hitler's You know.
Speaker 7: That is a horrible and unfortunate name to have. But
Speaker 7: I thought I was killing Adolf. No, I thought we
Speaker 7: went back to early nineteen hundreds Germany.
Speaker 6: No, we were in early nineties Saint Louis. You didn't
Speaker 6: notice the large arch in the background.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question?
Speaker 1: Sure? Thank you for raising your head.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Why did you have time kill your school bully?
Speaker 3: You look like you're in your mid forties.
Speaker 1: Actually early forties, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: And because my job was gonna hire Jimmy to work
Speaker 6: in it with me, and I couldn't handle him to
Speaker 6: watch more pairs of pants with orange juice stains.
Speaker 3: He would still bully you.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I couldn't take that chance.
Speaker 3: Take me back? What take me back?
Speaker 1: But my life would be so much better?
Speaker 3: Now take me back?
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, But if he puts come in my chair,
Speaker 1: then you're paying the dry cleaning bill.
Speaker 5: Jew's done some knobs on his day mote device.
Speaker 3: You really wait?
Speaker 1: Can I go too?
Speaker 4: I want to see flying dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: Oh it's insane. They're all up in the sky, just
Speaker 3: soorn about.
Speaker 5: Is it cool like dragons?
Speaker 7: No, it looks fucking lame, especially the t rex flapping
Speaker 7: around with his little tiny t rex arms. There's a
Speaker 7: lesson there, but I don't think it's really worth it.
Speaker 1: Nice you guys ready?
Speaker 3: Can the narrator come to?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Everybody? Get in?
Speaker 3: Get in? What here we go?
Speaker 1: Copdok Dez.
Speaker 2: Cop Doctors Written by Robert m Lamb, edited by Mia Soukvili,
Speaker 2: starring Robert m Lamb as time and Jack Austen as
Speaker 2: case and narrator, co starring Gareth Thomas. Music provided by
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