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Speaker 1: a bunch of Minnesotans talkin' sports, sippin' beer, sometimes making
Speaker 1: sense and demonstrating the thoughts that kept them out of
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Speaker 1: and we'll begin.
Speaker 2: Stop with his business, smart talks like a bro.
Speaker 3: Matt and Dustin joined him just for the fun, and Lord.
Speaker 2: Dustin SIPs his beer.
Speaker 3: Scott's got his notes, They share fat jokes, talk like
Speaker 3: they own spots rimig He's got its own. In the
Speaker 3: sports talk show, Scott's the captain, Matten, Dustin. They know
Speaker 3: Bruce might be missing, but they still make it fun,
Speaker 3: fat jokes and drinks.
Speaker 2: They keep it light and run. Send me pro.
Speaker 4: Sports talking Bermichie MINISODAA talk like Dick's fat jokes.
Speaker 2: It's all in the motion.
Speaker 4: Scott leads the way with his business degrees, dust and drinks,
Speaker 4: and last they make it all agreed.
Speaker 2: Matt's not the smartest budd He's got his part.
Speaker 4: Scott and Dustin they keep the conversation shot, beer, belly
Speaker 4: and Brainstein makes it all up.
Speaker 2: Send me pro a sports talk It's never you tough.
Speaker 4: Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script, Matt Scott
Speaker 4: his jokes.
Speaker 2: They never get stuck.
Speaker 4: They talk Mike Brews though they're not fat jokes and Beard,
Speaker 4: they've got it all bought.
Speaker 5: Scott's gootting know how Matt got the jokes.
Speaker 4: Dustin's got the shrink, the chieve it hot and cozy.
Speaker 3: The Nitchie's got it sold in this sports talk show.
Speaker 2: Talk like Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the flow.
Speaker 2: Saves he throw a sports talk in.
Speaker 4: Then Gi Minnesota Fock liked its.
Speaker 2: Fat jokes it's all in emotion.
Speaker 5: Scott leaves away with.
Speaker 4: Their business degrees, Dustin Jos and last.
Speaker 2: They make it all greed.
Speaker 6: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. It doesn't matter where
Speaker 6: you are. This is be a really sports compantee from
Speaker 6: the Runway Lounge just south Bamidge and Narry, Minnesota. My
Speaker 6: name's Mac Geffrey. And then to my immediate left left
Speaker 6: hander himself bats left, throws left. I think he bowls
Speaker 6: left handed, correct, Scott Wilson.
Speaker 7: The only things I do right hander or play guitar
Speaker 7: and golf.
Speaker 6: Oh. And then at the very far end of the bar,
Speaker 6: another left hander throws left. I think bats left. Not quite.
Speaker 6: Try'll see him bat very often. But uh it is
Speaker 6: traut Caru. Hi buddy, you just buddy me again to
Speaker 6: start the show. Hi, sexy.
Speaker 7: Baby Alan Jackson.
Speaker 6: It is baby, Oh good one, baby Alan Jackson or
Speaker 6: Alan Jackson. Joel boll left handed as well. Okay, I
Speaker 6: just want to make sure.
Speaker 7: You know you put him in the mesh cowboys jersey
Speaker 7: and you got nineteen nineties with.
Speaker 6: A strong cowboy hat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I bet you he's got some.
Speaker 6: Get a little bit closer your mic for that one.
Speaker 5: For this one. Yes, I can't hear myself again, so.
Speaker 6: I can't hear you, honey. No she wants to a
Speaker 6: fire piro. No, not unless I'm out there tools and
Speaker 6: brush my teeth.
Speaker 5: That is not.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm done now, trying to get to the humming. It's somewhere.
Speaker 6: I think it's that one Travis's. I'm gonna fix his
Speaker 6: real quick while we're doing this live. Anyways, I hope
Speaker 6: we're having a good day. It is Thursday instead of
Speaker 6: Friday instead of well, the show Wednesday Wednesday? Will we
Speaker 6: normally do it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Weird? Is that better more or less?
Speaker 7: Or is it the with the fitting good now?
Speaker 5: I don't think it's with the fitting Well, I can't
Speaker 5: hear myself again.
Speaker 6: It is a setting in that one. Anyways, great show
Speaker 6: switch switch headphones might as well so you can at
Speaker 6: least hear yourself, but also sucks for it.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 6: So we are streaming on our Facebook page, YouTube, and Twitter,
Speaker 6: otherwise known as X. As Travis would.
Speaker 7: Say, it will always be to.
Speaker 6: It will always be Twitter no matter.
Speaker 7: What, just like Circle K will always be Holiday.
Speaker 5: That's right, absolutely not it's x.
Speaker 7: Gen X or gen Z's that's crazy. Not a millennial,
Speaker 7: you're twenty seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ninety eight, I was born. I think I am
Speaker 5: technically gen Z.
Speaker 7: But don't you would be like a tweeer, just like
Speaker 7: Matt and I were with between gen X and Millennial.
Speaker 7: We're in that in between stage two.
Speaker 5: You guys aren't baby boomers?
Speaker 7: No, okay, thanks, thanks the gray hair my say otherwise, yeah.
Speaker 5: Thanks, Boomer, get that a lot too.
Speaker 7: Okay, Boomer, if you weren't so crabby all the time,
Speaker 7: I'm not crabby.
Speaker 6: I mean, Travis is the one who is. Anybody on
Speaker 6: the network is crabby. It is Travis me. Yeah, no, dokay, okay.
Speaker 5: Maybe this guy here, you know what, I'll throw the
Speaker 5: hand up for a lot of things, but that is
Speaker 5: not one. I'm the happiest, go lucky person I've ever met.
Speaker 5: I'd ever pay every day when I look in that mirror.
Speaker 7: It depends on who or what is going on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's very true.
Speaker 7: Wait, Matt said something earlier. I was like, well, if
Speaker 7: you weren't a dumbass, I wouldn't have to call you
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Speaker 5: See if he's I mean something like that, Yeah, I'm
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Speaker 5: I literally just hit the micro now I can hear myself.
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Speaker 7: It's insane because a lot of times Bruce will hit
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Speaker 6: All right, so this first one is gonna be the
Speaker 6: Minnesota Twins, Who're gonna win Twins. We're going to score,
Speaker 6: We're going to fuck up and not score any runs.
Speaker 5: You come up with that on your own.
Speaker 6: Wow, No, that's one of the originals. Anyways.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, so anyways, Yeah, they finally finally announced who
Speaker 7: one of the two minority ownership groups are and basically
Speaker 7: it sounds like it's a debt accusation for a minority stake. Great, good, Well,
Speaker 7: so what it is is they're buying equity to pay
Speaker 7: off some.
Speaker 5: Of the debt.
Speaker 6: Well that, uh, that does check out.
Speaker 7: And it's so they've only announced one of the two
Speaker 7: minority groups and it's Minneapolis based Veritay Partners, which is
Speaker 7: a worldwide, multi billion dollar investment corporation. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 7: whatever the hell that does.
Speaker 5: Dude, let's not pretend like they're still they're gonna be
Speaker 5: gonna But then I thought, of course, this is just
Speaker 5: headlines and whatnot.
Speaker 7: This is now. They said they're gonna spend money this offseason.
Speaker 7: Oh that would I would believe it when it happens.
Speaker 6: Should do it over under how much they're gonna spend
Speaker 6: twenty dollars they have over one hundred million to spend,
Speaker 6: but which doesn't make sense because the base one doesn't
Speaker 6: have a cap so I don't know.
Speaker 7: That's just what they've budgeted.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we'll say one hundred million dollars isn't that much.
Speaker 7: No, that's buckets.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean it is, but not like pet A
Speaker 5: Long finalizing his deal for one hundred and fifty five
Speaker 5: million goers with the Orioles, not the Twins.
Speaker 7: Which we talked about that yesterday. I was I was
Speaker 7: kind of happy to see the Orioles. You put him
Speaker 7: Henderson and Holiday that's yeah, I third of your lineups.
Speaker 5: He's a little bit out of his prime right now.
Speaker 5: I think but I think he'd be a good veteran
Speaker 5: leader for that young group.
Speaker 6: They have a lot of young people.
Speaker 7: But you know, going from New York and the glitz
Speaker 7: and glam and the high pressure that is New York,
Speaker 7: the high tax rate, well that too, but you think
Speaker 7: he would have went to somebody that would be more
Speaker 7: considered ad.
Speaker 5: I think they the Orioles are if.
Speaker 7: They well they heal. They went from one hundred wins
Speaker 7: two years ago to last year just right, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: But I mean most of their key players were hurt
Speaker 5: on and off all year two. Similar what if you're
Speaker 5: talking about the Twins, that's just not true. They were bad.
Speaker 5: Buxton played his like second most games ever for once,
Speaker 5: and they were still terrible.
Speaker 7: And now he's publicly saying that he'll waive his trade class,
Speaker 7: which so surprised me at all.
Speaker 6: Was gonna yeah, yeah, no trade boss, which blows my mind,
Speaker 6: like we talked about it months ago, saying that, yeah,
Speaker 6: wait till Bruce calls it, which is is And then
Speaker 6: I reported a ted ted Swtzler. I asked him the question,
Speaker 6: I said, what are the odds are that he'll trade
Speaker 6: Joe Ryan? He says, if.
Speaker 5: They, if they do him fucking out on them.
Speaker 6: So I posted on Twitter tons of retweets saying Ted
Speaker 6: doesn't know. Ship just kept going through and it was
Speaker 6: mind like that he were just dicks. Okay, yeah, they're
Speaker 6: not trading them now. It's not the summer yet. Wait
Speaker 6: till the summer hits.
Speaker 7: Well, a lot of times you'll get deals and stuff
Speaker 7: happened in the winter meetings, which is going on soon.
Speaker 6: I think it's going on right now because I know
Speaker 6: they're in.
Speaker 7: Which is kind of surprising because granted Ryan is younger
Speaker 7: than Pablo, but you don't hear Pablo's name mentioned, and.
Speaker 5: Because he's not that good.
Speaker 7: Well he wouldn't. He wouldn't be an ace.
Speaker 5: On He's not an ace on the Twins.
Speaker 7: So yeah, they finally announced their new ownership group, one
Speaker 7: of the two of the the other one I would
Speaker 7: expect to hear pretty soon now too, since they've got
Speaker 7: it out there finally, what you know, why why? But yeah, anyways,
Speaker 7: we're gonna rapid fire our six pack man that wants
Speaker 7: to cut down our showtime.
Speaker 6: Three hours a little too long.
Speaker 5: You guys are a three hour show.
Speaker 6: We do go.
Speaker 7: We're usually about fifteen.
Speaker 6: Before I forget on the Twins. We do have a
Speaker 6: shot bet that Scott put up here. No, Matt says,
Speaker 6: Joe Ryan will be traded this off season.
Speaker 7: Why would you speak that into existence by April, by
Speaker 7: spring training?
Speaker 6: But yeah, so by April. Yeah, it says by April
Speaker 6: if they said.
Speaker 5: If they do, I will gladly take a shot of that.
Speaker 7: If he loses, he has to finish that.
Speaker 6: So why did you do more shot bets Travis?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not after not after Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Oh, he paid up on Tuesday. He did all until three.
Speaker 6: He didn't do it right, right in a row.
Speaker 5: He did it like it was within fifteen minutes. I
Speaker 5: thought that idea.
Speaker 6: I talked to the lady at buck Track's shout out.
Speaker 5: She said that the.
Speaker 6: Person who brought it in the company brought it in.
Speaker 6: They had a tasting. Two bottles have sold. Yeah, Bruce
Speaker 6: gets his beer from there. That came from Bruce. I
Speaker 6: guarantee that is one of the two bottles.
Speaker 7: It came from that fucking so they're going to give
Speaker 7: it back whatever.
Speaker 5: I mean, look at it. It looks like a bottle.
Speaker 5: It looks like using motor oil. It's so bad. I
Speaker 5: was gonna say something else. Yeah, it looks like something coffee. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that comes out of someone who drank twenty beers the
Speaker 5: night before and a pot of coffee the morning.
Speaker 7: And had taco bell for breakfast.
Speaker 5: Yes, why are you discussing my stuff?
Speaker 6: Because that's literally what that would have been.
Speaker 5: If you want to know what we're talking about, just
Speaker 5: ask Matt Jeffrey for a snap.
Speaker 7: It's called North Dakotas.
Speaker 6: Not looking good? All right, next beer, next beer. It
Speaker 6: is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Speaker 5: Go Wolves. Haven't watched a single minute.
Speaker 6: Same, I'm not a Wolves fan. I won't watch any
Speaker 6: basketball till maybe playoffs, and I don't really care unless
Speaker 6: it's the Wolves.
Speaker 7: They are oh shit, it cleared out on me. But
Speaker 7: I can easily get.
Speaker 5: It good or good. They're pretty good, pretty okay.
Speaker 6: They're okay, they're doing all right. I'm not too Like
Speaker 6: I said, for the people, we don't really talk anything basketball.
Speaker 7: They are fifteen and nine currently and in December so
Speaker 7: far they are four and one.
Speaker 6: Okay, so not bad.
Speaker 5: So they're having a year like they have the last
Speaker 5: what two or three years? Kind of yeah, kind of
Speaker 5: sort of not.
Speaker 7: Really right now, they're still in sixth place, so they
Speaker 7: wouldn't be in a play in game scenario.
Speaker 5: I mean they're only how many games, you say, fifteen.
Speaker 7: And what fifteen and nine.
Speaker 5: So they're only twenty six games then.
Speaker 7: Right, Ant is averaging twenty eight almost twenty nine points.
Speaker 6: He's reason why they're doing good.
Speaker 7: Randall's got almost twenty three points a game. McDaniels is
Speaker 7: fifteen and a half, Nas is thirteen and a half,
Speaker 7: the Vincenzo's thirteen.
Speaker 5: He's eleven. I'm what a waste of space.
Speaker 7: Bruce's favorite day.
Speaker 5: I hate Rudy Gobert. Not because he's French either, if
Speaker 5: that's what you were thinking, Well, he's just bad at basketball.
Speaker 7: He's averaging a double double game though, Okay.
Speaker 6: It's like ten ft tall.
Speaker 7: Bruce's biggest scrape is that he can't catch a pass.
Speaker 5: He can't dribble or shoot or catch a pass. All
Speaker 5: he can do is literally maybe sometimes grab a rebound.
Speaker 7: So yeah, right now they're fifteen to nine, sixth place
Speaker 7: in the West.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 7: This would switch here.
Speaker 5: I mean, I hope they do good. I don't follow
Speaker 5: him at all through the regular season, but they're watching
Speaker 5: them in the playoffs.
Speaker 7: They're eight and four at home, seven and five. On
Speaker 7: the road, three and three in the Division ten and
Speaker 7: eight in the conference. They are six and four in
Speaker 7: the last ten though, So they've started out December better
Speaker 7: than they end in November.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but so.
Speaker 6: Early December or mid December, now that's eleven.
Speaker 5: They're just not really a team to get like super
Speaker 5: high on, you know, like you can follow them. That's great.
Speaker 7: I usually don't watch basketball until it gets to.
Speaker 5: The playoffs, right, I don't care. It's such a bad
Speaker 5: product the NBA.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's always about me.
Speaker 7: Well, there's no defense anymore. Right, A high scoring game
Speaker 7: when we were kids was one hundred points, and now
Speaker 7: they're hitting one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5: Regularly, like in the regular season. It's terrible too because
Speaker 5: they do load management, which is like bullshit crazy too.
Speaker 7: I love seeing Charles Barkley go with that's really you
Speaker 7: get paid to play, not I can only play twice
Speaker 7: this week.
Speaker 5: Charles Barkley is keeping NBA all time.
Speaker 7: He's actually in NHL analyst now TBS really with gret Sky.
Speaker 5: Oh, I bet that's on the panel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, him and Biz?
Speaker 7: I bet uh gret Ski?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but isn't Biz on that too? Wayne Glensky Michaelazowski.
Speaker 7: Mike, I just want to correct that the next one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't give you about basketball to the playoffs.
Speaker 7: Speaking of the wild they are uh two and two
Speaker 7: in December so far. They play the Stars tonight. Fuck
Speaker 7: norm Green.
Speaker 6: Still still bitter.
Speaker 7: Hey, that's that's a hurt that never goes away. They're
Speaker 7: third in eighth pres Central right now. That's what hurts
Speaker 7: the most.
Speaker 6: Same churchs different Pew.
Speaker 7: They're third in the conference right now, but in or
Speaker 7: third in the division, I'm sorry, fifth in the Western Conference,
Speaker 7: tied well, tied for fourth at thirty seven points. This
Speaker 7: is where, like Lapanta says, NHL standing, they're fucking dumb.
Speaker 7: They're sixteen nine and five. In reality, that would be
Speaker 7: sixteen and fourteen. Okay, Yeah, that stupid overtime loss category.
Speaker 7: Just make it two points for win, zero points for loss,
Speaker 7: or do like a three two one scenario where you
Speaker 7: can you.
Speaker 5: Know, I just hate sports that end in ties, right,
Speaker 5: Like how do you get the iconic games? Like, uh,
Speaker 5: who was it the one year in college basketball went
Speaker 5: to like eight OT's It was Syracusan. That's somebody.
Speaker 6: I want to try to find him a new cord
Speaker 6: by the way.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's great.
Speaker 7: You should have another one somewhere.
Speaker 5: But having technical difficulties is fine. Can you hear me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's just the buzz though. As far as how
Speaker 7: the team's actually doing krill as expected. As leading the
Speaker 7: team in points, he's got thirty three points overall, eighteen
Speaker 7: goals fifteen assists. Boldie's right up on next to him
Speaker 7: with thirty two points sixteen goals each or a goals
Speaker 7: and assists each. The surprise Jojo Marcus Johansson is third
Speaker 7: on the team in points with twenty one. He's playing
Speaker 7: on a one year, eight hundred thousand dollars contract right now. Really,
Speaker 7: we're just switching chords here quick. Hopefully it gets rid
Speaker 7: of the buzz.
Speaker 8: There's this is a familiar, familiar thing.
Speaker 7: It's still it's still buzzing, but you can hear him there.
Speaker 5: Shove it in, she said too.
Speaker 7: And that's why he's got two kids that we know of.
Speaker 7: Even your own son says it should it's in.
Speaker 5: Didn't even have to spit on it before.
Speaker 7: Surprised you found the hole. There's no hair on it.
Speaker 6: Oh alright, Oh that is enough for you. That is
Speaker 6: enough from you technically, Sorry, Jack, jack right in the face.
Speaker 5: Why don't you all right?
Speaker 7: So it's time for the wheel.
Speaker 6: The wheel.
Speaker 7: You did the pop one already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time now just spin the wheel of the topicsroom,
Speaker 1: miss heps, football cage match, got golf, hockey fights, doctor coxyisms.
Speaker 1: I'd rather fartside ripped severe chuck e cheese injuries. Sliding
Speaker 1: at home?
Speaker 6: Oh so there's been a few times where actually want
Speaker 6: to hear Travis. What are some of your stories of
Speaker 6: sliding in the home?
Speaker 5: Do it feet first?
Speaker 6: Okay? Any funny stories? Man?
Speaker 7: Just sliding in jail?
Speaker 5: What do you what do you mean sliding into home?
Speaker 6: Like sometimes you have to slide in the home.
Speaker 5: I feel like you want a deeper thing than a baseball.
Speaker 5: I want to say here and I don't get the
Speaker 5: analogy ever wanted to look at?
Speaker 7: Okay, how about the time you scorpion sliding?
Speaker 6: That fuckings?
Speaker 5: I've seen a third I've seen I've seen multiple lower
Speaker 5: extremity injuries. What was that? What happened? H You saw that?
Speaker 5: Didn't you like a big It looked like someone take
Speaker 5: your house is haunted? Okay, anyway, that's what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I've seen multiple lower extremity injuries from people not trying
Speaker 5: to slide into home and trying to juke a catcher
Speaker 5: and tear their a c l or snap their snap
Speaker 5: their tibulo.
Speaker 6: Fun story Book of Matthew story, Oh boy, crack it
Speaker 6: open well might as well. I do need That's what
Speaker 6: I need. I need Dave to like make me like.
Speaker 7: To's episode of Book of Matthew.
Speaker 6: Uh So instantant Where in South Dakota and on the Reds,
Speaker 6: I cracked a single sweet.
Speaker 5: No one's ever said I cracked cracked probably the hardest
Speaker 5: hardest ball you hit.
Speaker 7: That froze to right field in the score book.
Speaker 6: Matters got on the got on it anyway.
Speaker 5: Got fisted in on your hands, and it fell over
Speaker 5: the second basement.
Speaker 7: Bert would probably call it a scene I single pist
Speaker 7: missile and ground ball.
Speaker 6: With eyes anyways, special true anyways, on first next guy
Speaker 6: crash ship. I was a crack, but it crushes out
Speaker 6: to deep center, one half the wall. I get around second,
Speaker 6: third base, coach.
Speaker 5: You got it?
Speaker 6: Keep going okay? Basically I get around third, I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh no, the balls are in the fucking infield.
Speaker 7: I got to interrupt for a second. Have you ever
Speaker 7: seen this man run.
Speaker 5: I don't want to.
Speaker 7: It's like a baby giraffe trying to run.
Speaker 5: It's not good. Oh I bet it's so much more
Speaker 5: uncoordinated than it's bad.
Speaker 7: Or he loves it. During softball, I'd be like unitch
Speaker 7: the fucking trailer.
Speaker 5: And then he'd start pumping his arms faster, but his
Speaker 5: legs are still.
Speaker 6: The side space off trying.
Speaker 7: Dude, it's so uncoordinate.
Speaker 5: You know what, We're gonna do it in the spring.
Speaker 5: We're gonna make you run a forty.
Speaker 6: Everybody should run a forty NFL combine.
Speaker 7: We still have to do our punk pass kick thing.
Speaker 7: Not now, I would it not now.
Speaker 5: I would kick the shit out of you guys in
Speaker 5: pump pass kick.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, first of all, this is the number
Speaker 6: one quarterback in the state for five weeks five weeks.
Speaker 5: Yes, led, not the number one quarterback. I led the
Speaker 5: state of Minnesota in touchdown passes for five weeks my
Speaker 5: senior year. So not subtle brag. Thanks for bringing it up, man,
Speaker 5: I don't like bringing it up because Sam and I
Speaker 5: both half half the time, I'll get stopped for autographs
Speaker 5: or something like that.
Speaker 7: He took a dig at you last time I was.
Speaker 7: I listened back to the old episodes. Yeah, number one
Speaker 7: third string quarterback me.
Speaker 5: He said that, Yeah, I said about myself.
Speaker 7: Oh I thought you were talking about third string.
Speaker 6: I didn't say about it. Hell, jive turkey call me anyway.
Speaker 6: So I get around third base and the balls in
Speaker 6: the infield. I'm like, oh no, so the catcher has
Speaker 6: the ball. Now, I'm like, what do I do? Do
Speaker 6: I do we play that shoulder?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I try to juke this motherfucker.
Speaker 5: You break your legs.
Speaker 6: Oh no, he end over end makes I tried. I
Speaker 6: think I tried to hurtle him too.
Speaker 7: So it's like when I got run over.
Speaker 6: By basically, but the guy put his arm out front.
Speaker 6: I went end over and landing on my back.
Speaker 5: Going Then that umpire said out.
Speaker 7: You're way fucking mind he form you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 5: Do you remember the score from this game?
Speaker 6: No? I remember just laying on my back going.
Speaker 5: That way because your third base coach.
Speaker 6: I was pissed. He comes back.
Speaker 5: I thought, you got it, dude, I'm not fast. When
Speaker 5: you get.
Speaker 7: Someone thirty years ago.
Speaker 5: When you get someone thrown out by like thirty feet,
Speaker 5: that's that is completely on you.
Speaker 6: Times and sop obvious. Seen that.
Speaker 7: That's so, that's like when fish run through his stock
Speaker 7: side though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's asking to get tagged out.
Speaker 7: We had a guy on our softball team that if
Speaker 7: he didn't hit it over the fence, he was.
Speaker 6: Slamming his own bats.
Speaker 5: At least that's okay. I get that. So that's my
Speaker 5: gripe with softball, though. It's the best players are the
Speaker 5: ones like that make it their life and care about
Speaker 5: it the most that were never very good at baseball.
Speaker 6: Sorry for Formidji people who are listening right out in
Speaker 6: their live stream.
Speaker 7: Well, no you want, but I'm sorry, Like, oh, I
Speaker 7: loved it when I because I ran a team in
Speaker 7: Grand Rapids in league, and you had and then you
Speaker 7: had the guys that would show up and I know
Speaker 7: they played in Hibbing two in like the Hibbing Turn.
Speaker 7: They would show up and they would have the whole
Speaker 7: matching outfit and they'd have like six.
Speaker 5: Bats, five different gloves, and I'm just like.
Speaker 7: I gotta go to work tomorrow. You're not going pro Yeah.
Speaker 5: But no, it's always the guys that were never that
Speaker 5: good at baseball, but they just actually put in the
Speaker 5: time to become very good at softball to where actual
Speaker 5: guys that played baseball rather well, all right, yeah, we're
Speaker 5: doing this to come drink beer and hang out with
Speaker 5: my buddies.
Speaker 6: I got to know it with some of the guys,
Speaker 6: like I didn't care during the regular season, like it
Speaker 6: was the postseason where I cared, Like I'm not dying
Speaker 6: for a fucking ball in the regular dedication.
Speaker 5: No, I'll lay out for a ball if I have
Speaker 5: to roaming around the outfield like I'm.
Speaker 6: Like a tree when I fall. When I try to
Speaker 6: get at first, I mean he doesn't.
Speaker 7: He doesn't bend at the waist and he's trying to
Speaker 7: play first base.
Speaker 6: I played, I played, but at third recently could rear
Speaker 6: it first. Granted, like we.
Speaker 7: Didn't have the arm to play. I was a better fielder,
Speaker 7: but I didn't have the arm.
Speaker 5: And you're also left handed.
Speaker 7: Well we kind of There's a few times where it's like, well,
Speaker 7: we don't have enough guys, so you'll play third this
Speaker 7: game and we'll switch the next game. Because we were
Speaker 7: both first baseman.
Speaker 5: I pitched and softball.
Speaker 6: One time I didn't.
Speaker 7: That's a death way.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: So we were we were playing in some tournament. It
Speaker 5: was my first year out of high school.
Speaker 6: I am got a championship, by the way to Scott
Speaker 6: and uh.
Speaker 7: No you didn't dibble, We'll say other and you had
Speaker 7: to fill in it.
Speaker 5: But no, Like, we're playing and our pitcher was there
Speaker 5: the first two games. Then he's like, yeah, guys, I
Speaker 5: gotta leave. Actually, like, who can pitch? And I was
Speaker 5: drunk enough to where can't be can't be that hard? Like,
Speaker 5: so I do it, and we're getting the ship beat
Speaker 5: out of us by this team that ended up winning
Speaker 5: the entire like fifty team tournament.
Speaker 7: So were you playing matt ball or no?
Speaker 5: It was like umpire. It was like umpire, no Matt
Speaker 5: Matt Ball. So I like it.
Speaker 7: I don't like, oh you got I did a tournament
Speaker 7: up in Effie.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: If you get coming, if.
Speaker 5: You get a strike on you, you are screwed. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I played in that same tournament. But anyway, this team's
Speaker 5: beating us by like twenty and one of them buzzes
Speaker 5: my tower as I'm pitching, and they knew I clearly
Speaker 5: don't know how to.
Speaker 7: Pitch or do this regularly, which that's no. No one
Speaker 7: on one in softball, right, don't hit it up the middle.
Speaker 6: Right, always say you're sorry if you don't hit.
Speaker 5: But we're playing a normal infield, nobody up the middle,
Speaker 5: so and these guys are trying to win the fifteen
Speaker 5: hundred dollars or whatever. They have to split be uh
Speaker 5: split through like the fifteen of them that showed up.
Speaker 5: And these fucking guys they're up twenty runs. We have
Speaker 5: zero outs, bases have been loaded the entire inning, and
Speaker 5: they're taking walks and stuff, and I'm like, swing the back.
Speaker 7: I fucking hate it.
Speaker 5: And I'm sitting there. One of them buzzes me and
Speaker 5: I'm like, really, we're doing that now when you guys
Speaker 5: are up this much. And the guy looks at me
Speaker 5: and goes, well, don't pitch if you can't take that,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't want to, man, we had to.
Speaker 5: Next guy hits a line drive and I snagged it,
Speaker 5: good feeling, and I just stared at him. I was like,
Speaker 5: really very Next guy hit another one right back at
Speaker 5: me off my thigh. That crippled me.
Speaker 7: And those are the guys too, that can put the
Speaker 7: ball wherever.
Speaker 6: Exactly well right, Like Justin said, pitching the little softball
Speaker 6: is a life and death sport.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, yeah, you know what, I'm really surprised that
Speaker 7: it's not mandatory that pictures have to wear helmets yet.
Speaker 5: And I wasn't.
Speaker 6: I was here, do you remember I had mine? But
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know who you use this?
Speaker 6: And then TJ laughed and I'm like.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I think I used it for a little bit, but
Speaker 6: I couldn't. I didn't like the bars in it, and
Speaker 6: I said, fuck him, gonna wing it.
Speaker 5: But I wore one off the inside of my thigh
Speaker 5: and this dude's running to first and I get up
Speaker 5: and just chucked my glove at him and got ejacked
Speaker 5: out of the game because I almost started a fight
Speaker 5: because I'm like, fuck you man, man, that's such bullshit.
Speaker 5: Three in a row, like scotck you guys.
Speaker 6: Scott Alm the start of the fight too.
Speaker 7: No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: You were pissed at the ump.
Speaker 7: That's not starting a fight.
Speaker 6: You're gonna start the fight with the ump and you're
Speaker 6: gonna get us kicked out and be done.
Speaker 7: I would have gotten myself kicked out.
Speaker 6: God, he were so loud that day.
Speaker 7: Well, Bob should have got his ass out from behind
Speaker 7: the plate.
Speaker 6: I did saw him on Friday, too. By the way,
Speaker 6: did you see it? No, Saturday?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was at the school.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I was trying to take film for my
Speaker 6: daughter's basketball and he's like, Bobby asked, is right in
Speaker 6: my face? Like do you look cute? Like no, get
Speaker 6: out here?
Speaker 7: Yeah, because the ball was a foot fall and you
Speaker 7: called it fair and it was.
Speaker 6: Like you were were you playing first or were you playing?
Speaker 7: I was playing first?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: I was like, it's catcher as frisy because you yelled
Speaker 6: that fucker aloud.
Speaker 5: But it fucking fo It takes a certain kind of
Speaker 5: psycho to be like, yeah, I'll pitch and like that's
Speaker 5: what they do.
Speaker 7: It's just like goalies their special breed.
Speaker 5: No, that's so different. It was so much different. They
Speaker 5: are different breed of people. But you have so much equipment.
Speaker 7: He came home from practice one night if he took
Speaker 7: a slap shot right in the cage and his cage
Speaker 7: was bent in really head was ring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, crack the beer tangent.
Speaker 6: That's what I like about that. Justin did's a catcher catcher,
Speaker 6: leg guard and chest protector, the lake guard, the shaving guards.
Speaker 6: I can totally see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're socking. No, you'll recover from. You'll recover
Speaker 5: from that. You ain't recovering from a line drive to
Speaker 5: the dome.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 7: I've heard a few line drives hit skulls, and that's
Speaker 7: one of the.
Speaker 6: The only one I saw who like, who got hit?
Speaker 6: This dude is a fucking machine. Got hit, and so
Speaker 6: get up and keep playing.
Speaker 7: But that's one of the sickest sounds when that slap
Speaker 7: contact hits. They barely get their glove up, like.
Speaker 5: You hear it, bone on bone on ball. There, no
Speaker 5: thank you, no thank you?
Speaker 7: All right, next one, the uh, well, we'll flip flop
Speaker 7: him here college foosball.
Speaker 5: Cowboy, go big blue?
Speaker 7: What's going on in Michigan?
Speaker 5: National Championships? Change somebody.
Speaker 7: There's some scandal going on in Michigan right now.
Speaker 5: Imagine that.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, so I saw.
Speaker 7: It broke the cheating scandal of a different variety.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I.
Speaker 7: Saw that headline on Facebook.
Speaker 5: That's tough, dark, dark waters.
Speaker 7: What's going on? He got busted cheating on his wife,
Speaker 7: but then he wound up in jail for some reason.
Speaker 6: I thought I thought I saw he was he broke
Speaker 6: in someone's house.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like, so did he have like an
Speaker 7: Everson Griffin moment where he just I think it was a.
Speaker 5: Little I think it's a little deeper than just going
Speaker 5: off the rails on coke like ever. But uh, but
Speaker 5: I it's it's pretty dark from everything I've heard, like
Speaker 5: that guy's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 7: Well, and then I heard I think I saw that
Speaker 7: there was a rumor that this chick had her dad
Speaker 7: was an NFL executive too, to add another layer of intrigue, mystery.
Speaker 6: A mystery. I like drama.
Speaker 7: But other than that, it's a bowl season kicking off.
Speaker 7: It is ball season, which is a bit drawn out
Speaker 7: and overplayed.
Speaker 5: Now get get rid of like half of them.
Speaker 6: So we didn't One thing we didn't talk about on
Speaker 6: Tuesday we should bring up now is uh Notre Dame
Speaker 6: not being there. There's like four the.
Speaker 5: Chicken ship, chicken ship out of Notre Dame.
Speaker 6: You really think.
Speaker 7: That for them to just opt out of a bowl.
Speaker 5: Game or just for them to be like, fuck it,
Speaker 5: we're not doing take.
Speaker 6: My ball and go home, Well, it's different reasons. One
Speaker 6: the main guys you have in whatever game, what are
Speaker 6: are gonna be in? I'm probably not gonna fucking play.
Speaker 6: There's the sponsorship whoever.
Speaker 7: Which is dumb. I know, I hate, I understand, I
Speaker 7: understand the player logic, but.
Speaker 5: I get it if they're declaring for the draft, right.
Speaker 7: But but if these guys like Bruce will make the comment,
Speaker 7: these guys have nil deals, their sponsorships are paying for
Speaker 7: the exposure, and you got the guy opting out of
Speaker 7: the biggest, most exposed game for a lot of these
Speaker 7: guys this season. But you're like, no, I would say
Speaker 7: Texas Scott snob. A lot of people say no because.
Speaker 6: They're ninety three, but Alabama wants fucking blew the hell
Speaker 6: they get in the playoffs.
Speaker 7: But even you guys, Miami some money.
Speaker 5: Miami has no business being in there.
Speaker 6: Bruce's Miami. Bruce loves Miami.
Speaker 5: But I I am gonna watch Pop Tart Bowl my
Speaker 5: Georgia Tech yell Jackets. So and they're playing BYU and
Speaker 5: BYU getting snubbed is crazy for a three loss Alabama team.
Speaker 5: When they lost to Texas Tech twice, the only two
Speaker 5: losses they had, crazy to me.
Speaker 7: Well, and then like the Texas argument, Well, they lost
Speaker 7: to Ohio State, right, but then.
Speaker 5: Also did they lose to Georgia Yeah, Like and that
Speaker 5: was first week I think wasn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, And then you know they lost to Florida,
Speaker 7: who wound up being unranked, but they also beat Vandy,
Speaker 7: who was.
Speaker 5: Above them at the time.
Speaker 7: Then another argument against Texas was that they went to
Speaker 7: overtime with Kentucky.
Speaker 5: But Wildcats are doing crazy things.
Speaker 7: But a lot, a handful of Texas's nine wins came
Speaker 7: against ranked good teams, good good and their strength to schedule. Yep,
Speaker 7: they weren't playing like I think it was Miami or
Speaker 7: somebody where it's like, well, yeah, you got a ten
Speaker 7: to eleven win season. You didn't play anybody.
Speaker 5: Right, And I just think it's stupid. I don't get
Speaker 5: how they truly decide who's making it and who's.
Speaker 7: It should you should have like a strength okay guarantee
Speaker 7: like SEC big ten, you know, guarantee like the major
Speaker 7: conferences of an automatic spot. But then have it be
Speaker 7: like Bruce suggested to Okay, eleven plays, fourteen, twelve and
Speaker 7: thirteen play for a play in game.
Speaker 5: I honestly hate the twelve.
Speaker 7: Because team I suggested to sixteen like a traditional sixteen
Speaker 7: to two racket. Bruce counters to that and goes, well, that's
Speaker 7: too many.
Speaker 5: No, But I don't, but no one wants to see it.
Speaker 5: What a one seed play sixteen? No one wants to
Speaker 5: watch that game because football is different than.
Speaker 7: Basketball any given some day.
Speaker 5: That's just not true in college football, like the better
Speaker 5: team is going to win unless it's like a one
Speaker 5: what I'd say one want to format.
Speaker 7: Indiana just upset Ohio State.
Speaker 5: It was a one and two matchup, right, Like that's
Speaker 5: that is so different than a I one verse sixteen.
Speaker 7: Well, and I really think that they need to come
Speaker 7: up with some sort of system for the nil. There
Speaker 7: needs to be like a cat salary cap system or.
Speaker 5: Something to that.
Speaker 7: And then they also need to because like the golfers
Speaker 7: are gonna get snubbed with this too, with that running back.
Speaker 7: When you commit to a team, it should be like
Speaker 7: a minimum of two years.
Speaker 5: Me and Me and Sam had an in depth conversation
Speaker 5: on Tuesday about this on the pod. Like the transfer portal,
Speaker 5: silver bullet sessions but shut yeah, shameless plug. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 5: the portal's ruining. Oh it is there's no penalty. I
Speaker 5: got it during COVID, sure, whatever it was, what it was,
Speaker 5: everyone had these extra years. But there has to be
Speaker 5: some sort of fucking penalty for these guys. Well, it's
Speaker 5: free agency every every year.
Speaker 7: How do you? And I've heard that this is partly
Speaker 7: why Saban said screw it and retired. You're not only
Speaker 7: recruiting new players.
Speaker 5: Every year, recruiting current you're trying to.
Speaker 7: Retain your guys. Hey, yeah, I know you didn't play
Speaker 7: a lot this year, but this guy, the senior in
Speaker 7: front of you's graduating.
Speaker 5: Now it's your second, your second on the depth chart, right,
Speaker 5: But there, it's it's just the generation coming through now.
Speaker 5: They want instant satisfaction. They want to be the guy
Speaker 5: they want to play.
Speaker 7: Even Bolty has told us to He hears it at
Speaker 7: but Midgee State. So you know it's ten times worse
Speaker 7: at the major college. Yeah, what's my nail value?
Speaker 5: Dude? You're going to college in but midgie Minnesota. Shut up?
Speaker 7: You get Fozzies.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well no, but seriously, and that's the expect that's the
Speaker 5: expectation now. At even the small schools, they're like, well,
Speaker 5: why am I not making any nil money? And you go, well, sorry, son,
Speaker 5: you're playing at Montana State, go Grizzlies for free.
Speaker 7: Yeah, on a scholarship. Shut the fuck up. You're already
Speaker 7: getting plaid.
Speaker 5: It's like, do you know how much I would have
Speaker 5: killed for a free meal every week from fozzis unlike
Speaker 5: an NIL program?
Speaker 4: Like that?
Speaker 7: What you're getting a scholarship? Okay, great, I don't have
Speaker 7: to go one hundred thousand dollars into debt to get
Speaker 7: a four your degree.
Speaker 5: I mean, but they're not going to school to play
Speaker 5: They're going to school.
Speaker 7: They're going to school to play football, not to attend
Speaker 7: school and get education.
Speaker 6: So I this is eight. If he's listening and he
Speaker 6: did a deep dive, like I told you got to
Speaker 6: think about this, he said he just wants to go
Speaker 6: to school and play baseball. I'm like, hmm, we didn't
Speaker 6: have a backup plan, because what do you I don't
Speaker 6: I want to know what you're going.
Speaker 5: What do you mean for?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Like, okay, sports management?
Speaker 5: Chill, chill the fun out Scott.
Speaker 7: College football players. When I was in the business program,
Speaker 7: what's your major? Sports management?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: You know what we go to when you go to
Speaker 5: school to be a teacher and realize you don't want
Speaker 5: to be a teacher after two years. Yeah, that and
Speaker 5: you have the most credits in that because you wanted
Speaker 5: to be a coach, like, yeah, you you do switch
Speaker 5: to sport management. It's the same as a business degree.
Speaker 6: Well, aid, so I told aiden that, like you decided
Speaker 6: what you want to do. I mean, Granty's a sophomore.
Speaker 5: But what if he tells you he wants to be
Speaker 5: an astronaut? Matt, what are you going to tell him that?
Speaker 6: This is my kid? First of all, let's let's let's
Speaker 6: stop that.
Speaker 5: Custodial engineer then.
Speaker 6: Engineer that is a good show title.
Speaker 7: Sorry, expert.
Speaker 6: And he looks up to you because you're a pitcher
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 5: You should probably tell him to get a new role model.
Speaker 7: Well you know who. It's not this guy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he loves Bruce.
Speaker 6: Though, Bruce's favorite anyways. Uh yeah, he said he wants
Speaker 6: to do communications, which is good marketing and communications to
Speaker 6: fall back on that will never go away, no marketing
Speaker 6: unless unless a I takes over for that eventually. Guys,
Speaker 6: go ahead, keep talking.
Speaker 7: So yeah, both season, the Goofers are going down to Arizona.
Speaker 6: Who they play the Lobos?
Speaker 5: Oh Jerry kill game again?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think he's their anymore?
Speaker 5: Is it? Did he get fired from that too?
Speaker 6: Did he have another problem with their medical issue?
Speaker 5: You know what, I hope nothing about the best for
Speaker 5: mister kill hate what he did to the Gophers. I'm
Speaker 5: more mad that the Gophers made a bowl game this
Speaker 5: year being what were what they finished? Six and three? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think after five they were not six and three.
Speaker 6: Let's find out.
Speaker 5: I think there were six and seven or six. No,
Speaker 5: they were six and six and they won all their
Speaker 5: games at home. They did not have a road win.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because they played twelve games.
Speaker 5: So they were six and six, didn't have a road wine. Okay,
Speaker 5: still didn't have a ride win. But it pisses me
Speaker 5: off because now they're gonna be like, they're gonna give PJ.
Speaker 5: Flack yet another chance to stay undefeated in bowl games.
Speaker 5: They Yes, I can't fucking stand the guy.
Speaker 6: Okay, I I love his recruitment styles, but he cannot
Speaker 6: for what he he can.
Speaker 5: Recruitment styles for fucking what he can call a game.
Speaker 5: He doesn't call the game. He's just the head coach.
Speaker 7: Hey, he likes to crowd surf though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think he's the most I think
Speaker 5: he is the most eye wash coach in NCAA football.
Speaker 5: It's not a hot take at all, like you think.
Speaker 5: So for what what major recruit has he brought in?
Speaker 5: There's guys that get drafted every year. Yes, I get that, but.
Speaker 7: He I said that to Bruce and Matt, and they
Speaker 7: countered with, well, he got the number one recruit in
Speaker 7: Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Speaker 5: Congrats, that's fucking congrats. That's probably like the number thirty
Speaker 5: and thirty one player.
Speaker 7: Overall, probably lower than that. The player now there's.
Speaker 5: Some to that, but but no, he's never once competed
Speaker 5: for a Big Ten championship. Why is he still fucking here?
Speaker 5: And what other schools do?
Speaker 7: He gets monster extension after monster extension because every year
Speaker 7: when a major program fires their coach, they go, well
Speaker 7: what about PJ.
Speaker 5: Fleck?
Speaker 7: And then within like a week or two, Minnesota notes
Speaker 7: his PJ Fleck has gotten another.
Speaker 5: Show it before I'll say it again. He's the Kirk
Speaker 5: Cousins of fucking college football coaching.
Speaker 6: That's funny, Justin said, the McRib comes around more often
Speaker 6: than the full by really sports show with all the crew.
Speaker 7: Yeah that Bruce is working Ten's right now and Dustin's
Speaker 7: got willa.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's the reason. Matt, can you hear me
Speaker 5: a beer?
Speaker 6: Damn it? What dude?
Speaker 5: Kind of right, No, no, those are in them. I know.
Speaker 7: So Minnesota is actually going for a NCAA record right now,
Speaker 7: nine straight bowl game wins.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which is again, this is why I compared him
Speaker 5: Kirk Cousins. He will always do enough to keep people
Speaker 5: like somewhat satisfied, you know, but never going to be
Speaker 5: good enough to fucking compete.
Speaker 7: But so to that point, then, with what we started
Speaker 7: with by saying both seasons too saturated, now you get
Speaker 7: teams that are five hundred going to a bowl game.
Speaker 7: They're going to be playing the you know, heinz ketchup.
Speaker 5: Like and they hang they hang the hat on that.
Speaker 5: Auburn win in the what was it like the Sun
Speaker 5: Bowl or whatever lays.
Speaker 7: They won the Duke's Male Bowl last year.
Speaker 5: Okay, so it was two years ago. They were playing
Speaker 5: down in Florida and they beat Auburn and Auburn was bad, Like,
Speaker 5: it's not like they beat fucking Auburn.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we won a bowl game. Yeah, it was two
Speaker 7: five hundred exactly.
Speaker 6: I think they're also missing some key players to Auburn.
Speaker 7: So I'm sure, but we've we've tied this a little bit,
Speaker 7: but not with you dis quite parents transfer this year you.
Speaker 5: Know what, for his sake, I don't think. I hope
Speaker 5: he does, but I don't think he will because Minnesota,
Speaker 5: Minnesota puts DB's in the NFL.
Speaker 7: It's DBU according to Dustin.
Speaker 5: It actually is and so and I think for him
Speaker 5: big fish, small pond scenario there.
Speaker 7: For an exposure standpoint, he.
Speaker 5: I think he gets more exposure being the best player,
Speaker 5: best defensive back in the ten. Yeah, like so, I
Speaker 5: that's where that's coming from for me. You know, I
Speaker 5: think he's very, very good. I think he can have
Speaker 5: a good NFL career coming out of Minnesota, which.
Speaker 7: Is crazy for a kid from Cherry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, chill out on the range, next door, neighbor, chillout.
Speaker 6: Speaking of Gophers, h Drake Lindsay has confirmed he's coming
Speaker 6: back good.
Speaker 5: Like I said, he's going to be an All American
Speaker 5: in two years.
Speaker 7: Is he a super senior freshman? Didn't he transfer this.
Speaker 5: Year newt Hell?
Speaker 6: Do you think of Max Broser?
Speaker 7: Well, I know he was at New Hampshire.
Speaker 5: He was a grad transfer. Ye, he was a rental.
Speaker 5: He was a rental.
Speaker 6: That's fine.
Speaker 5: But no, Drake Lindsay is gonna be good if we
Speaker 5: can get an O C. That wants.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 5: I like Drake lindsay, I like what they have. If
Speaker 5: they could recruit a wide receiver who could catch the ball.
Speaker 5: How much of that.
Speaker 7: Game calling though? Too?
Speaker 5: A lot, a lot. But when I think it was
Speaker 5: like week it was early. It was like week probably two,
Speaker 5: three or four. They're playing somebody and got beat. I
Speaker 5: would go out on a lemon, say the Gophers let
Speaker 5: the big ten and drop passes.
Speaker 6: Oh god, every game?
Speaker 5: Exactly what are we doing? He looks like Brucey out.
Speaker 7: There speaking of drop passes. Aren't you crack that beer
Speaker 7: when we're rolling in the next.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yay, oh yeah, my favorite the Viking?
Speaker 7: And how about former Minnesota Viking. Adam then phoned his
Speaker 7: love of the game again with one catch for four yards.
Speaker 5: That's crazy. Did he sign with anybody yet Pittsburgh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so he phoned his love of the game after
Speaker 7: one game with Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine, though, moving from Minnesota, which you went
Speaker 5: up like you call it your home, then you move
Speaker 5: into the shithole that is Pittsburgh, like you got to
Speaker 5: live there for the next couple of months.
Speaker 6: Hold to me, his wife said. Caitlin said that it's
Speaker 6: like the reason why he was upset and wanted to
Speaker 6: be released because he wasn't getting plenty of time.
Speaker 5: Correct.
Speaker 6: He even kept dropping past it he hit.
Speaker 7: So here's his Minnesota don't happen though. Here's his Minnesota
Speaker 7: Vikings stat line for the season. Oh boy, eighteen targets
Speaker 7: but eight catches and three drops.
Speaker 5: Okay, I thought the drops it was gonna be worse,
Speaker 5: to be honest.
Speaker 7: Okay, three credited drops.
Speaker 5: Okay, but he probably dropped.
Speaker 7: Well, how many were probably sailed over his head? Or
Speaker 7: did you know?
Speaker 5: Like no, not that many to him.
Speaker 7: I deemed uncatchable or whatever. You know, like he got
Speaker 7: a hand on it, but it's not really sure.
Speaker 5: If you get a hand on it, it's a drop.
Speaker 5: That's that's a quarterback coming.
Speaker 7: At my football coach in high school. If you get
Speaker 7: your hands on you damn will better catch it.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 6: I tell my ds that too. If you touch the ball,
Speaker 6: he should have caught it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's the reason why they're DB's and not
Speaker 7: w correct.
Speaker 5: I don't know, No, the Vikings they stink.
Speaker 7: Hey, they they simplified the playbook for.
Speaker 5: They were playing a fucking Commanders that's mailed it in
Speaker 5: this season they don't care. They got their star QB
Speaker 5: back and he got hurt in the first fifteen minutes
Speaker 5: of the then they lost who's now retired. He's now
Speaker 5: retired after that hit, he's done well.
Speaker 7: And then I forget who hit him, but had to
Speaker 7: come out and it's like I didn't try to blow out.
Speaker 5: No, no, So we we said this I think Tuesday. Yep.
Speaker 5: It's kind of the NFL's fault because they penalize you
Speaker 5: if you.
Speaker 7: Go high defense role.
Speaker 5: That throw was so bad that.
Speaker 7: Anytime they leave their feet now they're considered defenseless receiver
Speaker 7: and you're taught as a defensive player to try to
Speaker 7: separate the player from the ball, correct, like.
Speaker 5: And zach Ertz is also like six to seven, So
Speaker 5: where where else you gonna hit him when he's three
Speaker 5: feet off the ground. Sorry, I mean it sucks because
Speaker 5: I like zach Ertz. He's a good player. Did I
Speaker 5: drop him on Fantasy after Week three? Yeah? Did I
Speaker 5: pick him back up when brock Bauers was on the
Speaker 5: bye week?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did? But uh, what in our league? Differently? I
Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck? Different league?
Speaker 6: But you're a school, you don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't know. Are you a number one seed? No, sorry,
Speaker 5: you didn't make the playoffs. You didn't even make the playoffs.
Speaker 7: He's eliminated.
Speaker 5: He's getting exactly. There's an E by your name right now.
Speaker 5: You're not playing this week either for a different reason
Speaker 5: than me.
Speaker 7: Travis and I got byes.
Speaker 6: Hey, speaking of that, can I talk to while we're
Speaker 6: talking uh oh boy, while we're talking fans football while
Speaker 6: we're talking stuff too? Sure your show technically, Yes, you're correct.
Speaker 5: Find it out.
Speaker 6: I did order something, thanks to Jada for pointing this out,
Speaker 6: and it is a Since you're number one seed, I
Speaker 6: ordered the ring for fantasy football thanks to TikTok chopping.
Speaker 5: I get a regular season ring.
Speaker 6: Yeah no, no, no, oh, that's that's for I think
Speaker 6: that that's the league champion. Well you also get a
Speaker 6: ring too, Wow.
Speaker 5: I know. I can't wait to beat the Brakes off
Speaker 5: Scott in that championship game.
Speaker 6: I want to see the ship talking on the old
Speaker 6: Twitter machine so X whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll fire it up.
Speaker 7: Vikings are what four and five now or no? Four
Speaker 7: and seven.
Speaker 5: It's just it's honestly fun for me to make fun
Speaker 5: of them. Yes, me too, but no, it gets fun
Speaker 5: to watch everybody's opinion sway based on JJ McCarthy's play
Speaker 5: because it's so up and down.
Speaker 7: He's basically a rookie though he's gonna have growing pains,
Speaker 7: he's gonna mistakes.
Speaker 5: And I get that, But when people are calling for
Speaker 5: his head, he's not in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 6: Of a game.
Speaker 7: He's not the second coming to Christ. They're five and
Speaker 7: eight right now.
Speaker 5: You know, before the season, I saw some ex posts
Speaker 5: calling him the next Tom Brady Jesus, and I almost
Speaker 5: I almost threw up reading them.
Speaker 7: So here's something crazy though, even at five and eight
Speaker 7: right now, technically, as of today, they are not mathematically
Speaker 7: eliminated from playoffs.
Speaker 5: No, because the NFC North is so fucked up.
Speaker 7: Detroit's in third place right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah you go from one?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well okay, So here's the NFC North standis right now.
Speaker 7: Green Bay nine three and one.
Speaker 5: That tie with Dallas is gonna throw so many things.
Speaker 7: Ye Cago nine and four, Detroit eight and five in Chicago.
Speaker 5: Chicago is not a shocking team, by the way.
Speaker 6: I know they're not.
Speaker 5: I told you that at the NFL preseason show at
Speaker 5: the Nobbing Kettle Fantastic Rubin. That is where I predicted
Speaker 5: them to win the NFC.
Speaker 6: Do you remember that.
Speaker 5: That is on tape? Like we can go back and
Speaker 5: find that.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure we can.
Speaker 7: What's your So, as long as we're talking football right now,
Speaker 7: who's your biggest surprise league wide right now?
Speaker 5: Patriots? Patriots?
Speaker 7: Them were Jacksonville. Granted the Patriots I would say more
Speaker 7: because they're eleven and two, but Jacksonville is actually leading
Speaker 7: the division right now too.
Speaker 5: And honestly, one of the surprises though, is kind of
Speaker 5: the Eagles.
Speaker 7: Or the Chiefs being middling.
Speaker 5: Yep, So Chiefs, Eagles, Chargers are like my big three
Speaker 5: right now because when the Eagles and Argers just played
Speaker 5: this week right Monday? Was that the Monday night game? Yeah? Yep.
Speaker 5: And I was sitting there looking at that game and
Speaker 5: I'm like, we do a pool for work, so I
Speaker 5: had to pick and I'm like who do I go with?
Speaker 5: And they're like and I'm like, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 5: the better shit team out of the two and pick
Speaker 5: the Chargers to win it. Like their bolt is bad.
Speaker 7: Here's something kind of crazy right now. You have three divisions,
Speaker 7: so almost half of the league, the AFC North, the
Speaker 7: best team right now is the Steelers seven and six, crazy,
Speaker 7: the NFC East eight and five, Yeah, and then Dallas's
Speaker 7: second at six and six and one, and then the
Speaker 7: NFC South two teams tied for first ballots seven and six.
Speaker 5: Dallas is kind of scary though right now.
Speaker 7: They're the dark horse right now because they their strength
Speaker 7: is schedule that's left for the rest of you.
Speaker 5: They could run the table and another surprise. Another surprise though,
Speaker 5: was Tampa Bay early in the year. Obviously injuries are
Speaker 5: playing effect into that right now, but Tampa Bay looked
Speaker 5: so so good, really, and Baker, I don't want to
Speaker 5: bet against that guy speaking.
Speaker 6: They're playing right now too.
Speaker 7: We're in the creamsicles.
Speaker 5: I love that. Isn't that what you bought? Aiden?
Speaker 7: So huge?
Speaker 6: Baker Mayfield fan, by the way, to speaking of do
Speaker 6: you think.
Speaker 7: Do you think Cleveland regrets getting rid of him?
Speaker 5: Baker? I don't think they regret it. I bet their
Speaker 5: ownership looks at it and goes, we did that for him.
Speaker 7: But they got to Shawn back now. Massage massage, but
Speaker 7: the massage Cleveland's booming.
Speaker 5: I there. It's been a weird year in the NFL
Speaker 5: though they really there's not there's not a clear cut
Speaker 5: like they are the contender this.
Speaker 7: Year, right, I mean because Baltimore, what's going on with them?
Speaker 5: They are they are the they are actually the worst
Speaker 5: good team in the NFL right now. They're just scary.
Speaker 7: They're six and seven. Actually, Buffalo's nine and four.
Speaker 5: You even look at Detroit this year though, right, eight
Speaker 5: and five, like they're just kind of lurking and hoping
Speaker 5: there's god they get a playoff spot.
Speaker 7: There's there's not a there's a lot of parody this year.
Speaker 7: You know what that word?
Speaker 6: No, it's it's a normal word for him.
Speaker 7: Do you know what parody means? Competitiveness?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: You is that what it means?
Speaker 7: Separation? So when there's parody, that means that there's a
Speaker 7: lot of competitiveness. There's it's not like you've got the
Speaker 7: Patriots in the late two thousands, where ever year they're
Speaker 7: fifteen and one.
Speaker 5: An imitation of style of a particular writer, artist, or
Speaker 5: genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect. So parody in
Speaker 5: sports produce a humorously exaggeration, exaggerated imitation. I just I
Speaker 5: think you're wrong.
Speaker 7: Teams that have similar talent levels.
Speaker 5: Oh you spelt it way differently than me. Fuck, that
Speaker 5: is the hiving coming out of it. That's how I
Speaker 5: spelt it.
Speaker 7: Oh, you meant like a parody, like a like a joke,
Speaker 7: like weird Al Yankovich.
Speaker 5: Yea yeah, eight mile, Yeah, go outside, Ner, I'll fuck off,
Speaker 5: keep going, Scott, I'm sorry. You know, Hey, Matt, what's
Speaker 5: this five? No, that's hand up accountability. I'll put the
Speaker 5: hand up on me.
Speaker 7: So there's a lot of competitiveness this year. There's not one,
Speaker 7: one or two teams that are the clear cut.
Speaker 5: Is it competitiveness or lack thereof on certain weeks though,
Speaker 5: because every team has looked like ship one week. Lack
Speaker 5: of preparation, lack of whatever. Yeah, yeah, because you got
Speaker 5: it's like NDSU football, Yep, horns down horns, dowwn.
Speaker 6: Poor Scott. It's your other team too.
Speaker 5: That checks out.
Speaker 7: Both my teams have horns. So both my teams have horns.
Speaker 5: All right, long horns.
Speaker 6: I knew that. And just how you said it.
Speaker 5: I thought you were talking about the Vikings, well them too. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm also a Cowboys fan, so that okay, now it
Speaker 5: all Now it all makes sense. Actually, do you have
Speaker 5: any tie to Dallas whatsoever?
Speaker 7: No, beyond the fact that I liked Troy Akman and Smith.
Speaker 6: That's the reason why, like I grew up loving the
Speaker 6: Cowboys as well too, because of the nineties in South Dakota, Like,
Speaker 6: we don't get we don't have all.
Speaker 7: School or his school. Bully was a Vikings fan.
Speaker 6: For Yeah, he wore the starter jacket.
Speaker 5: Okay, you can't blame him for that.
Speaker 6: Add of Cowboys.
Speaker 7: Ask him when he hates Valentine's Day?
Speaker 5: What do you hate Valentine's Day? Matt book a Matthew
Speaker 5: Cracker open, let's go.
Speaker 6: No, too many people are listening.
Speaker 7: No, oh dude, come on, Scott speaking of going for kneecaps.
Speaker 5: No, I want to I want to hear the val
Speaker 5: I want to hear the Valentine's Today story.
Speaker 6: All right, So the reason I hate Valentine's beside it's
Speaker 6: the worst commercial holiday ever.
Speaker 5: Do not Snider the Hallmark Channel. Do not.
Speaker 7: By the way, this man, they're all the same movie plots.
Speaker 5: By the way, Smith, Yeah, that's what makes him great. Travis,
Speaker 5: and you still watch them.
Speaker 7: I don't. My girlfriend does, absolutely as she should.
Speaker 6: Travis loves Taylor Swift.
Speaker 5: By the way, we all know this is this has
Speaker 5: been stated, God knows, God knows how many time.
Speaker 6: Anyways, Valentine's Day. Freshman year had a girlfriend named high school. Yes,
Speaker 6: girlfriend named Courtney. We lived two houses. We lived two
Speaker 6: houses away on this big the one that was because
Speaker 6: I lived in.
Speaker 5: The trailer park, so she was the girl next door.
Speaker 6: Basically, I think it was either her mom or dad
Speaker 6: made his break.
Speaker 7: What was smaller in your hometown, your penis.
Speaker 5: Or the population.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, the dating pool or the Jean pool.
Speaker 5: Oh, we went two different routes.
Speaker 7: Okay, one the Geene pools like this, you I love
Speaker 7: their legion is top notch Okay, Matt, go on.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Courtney two doors down, two trailers down.
Speaker 6: Courtney, She either her mom or dad told me that
Speaker 6: they had a breakup with me, which really sucked because
Speaker 6: I was going to bring on like one of the
Speaker 6: small little teddy bears over yeah and give it to her,
Speaker 6: And then I found out that she was had the
Speaker 6: break up with me. So I hate Valentine's Day.
Speaker 7: He got dumped on Valentine's.
Speaker 5: She didn't even wait to like get the smallest bear. Nope,
Speaker 5: man that.
Speaker 7: She You can tell that girl did not have daddy issues.
Speaker 5: I think she was the one.
Speaker 6: No, she could have.
Speaker 5: Do you still sit up and think about her?
Speaker 6: Nor if you.
Speaker 5: Hate Valentine's Day for that reason it's crossed your mind?
Speaker 6: Not now, But I have fun story.
Speaker 7: How old are you?
Speaker 6: Thirty nine?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That's been on your mind?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah for okay, every Valentine's a rolls by. I
Speaker 6: think about it because it's like, because it's a fun story. Matt.
Speaker 5: It's December, it's two months away from Valentine's Day, and
Speaker 5: we're talking about.
Speaker 7: It because this asshole brought it up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as you should.
Speaker 7: I buried it some bit, reopen that band, aid off
Speaker 7: that wound.
Speaker 5: I mean, if that scarred you, if that scarred you
Speaker 5: that bad, you're freshman year girlfriend.
Speaker 6: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: I'm fine, fine, talk to somebody, just not.
Speaker 6: There anymore.
Speaker 7: Anyways. Okay, that wraps up the first half.
Speaker 6: God, all right, we're gonna come back. We have misconnections,
Speaker 6: We're gonna do our picks as well. Good. Maybe we'll
Speaker 6: find some of the things to talk about. How about that?
Speaker 5: I don't I think we should probably end it after
Speaker 5: all right, It's fine. The back will be Really sports.
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Speaker 7: Welcome back back, thirty nine year old going through puberty here?
Speaker 6: What did you say?
Speaker 7: Thirty nine year old going through puberty? HEREZ Schooby, Welcome back.
Speaker 7: We're on to uh the second portion Matt's favorite portion.
Speaker 7: We're done mostly talking about sports now and he can
Speaker 7: show how much he struggled to pass literature class in
Speaker 7: high school.
Speaker 5: Is coming up, though, Please don't well.
Speaker 7: Already had you have a girlfriend now?
Speaker 5: So there's expectations, right, So if that like comes up
Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day, like, if you're.
Speaker 7: Just so she absolutely hates that fun, No, that is
Speaker 7: a loaded statement.
Speaker 5: If you're just sad, she's gonna be like God, he's
Speaker 5: thinking about his freshman.
Speaker 7: He's looking over her. No, even if she says that
Speaker 7: she doesn't want anything, you still buy her something. The
Speaker 7: same thing with Christmas.
Speaker 6: Too, did that already?
Speaker 7: So that's advice from a guy that's been married once.
Speaker 6: What what happened? Oh?
Speaker 5: Speaking up?
Speaker 7: So my daughter had well, both our daughters had their
Speaker 7: end of season basketball tournament this past weekend already. Yeah,
Speaker 7: its community ed, so non travel and so Kennedy was done.
Speaker 7: On a break, Matt saw me standing over in the
Speaker 7: other gym, so he came over and was standing by me,
Speaker 7: and my ex's boyfriend, who I get along, was standing there. Yeah,
Speaker 7: good guy treats my kids.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 7: I can't got nothing to say, you know. So he's
Speaker 7: standing next to me, and I made some comment and
Speaker 7: he goes, yeah, I'm learning that now too, And I go.
Speaker 5: Oh, you forget it, and you bonded over it.
Speaker 7: And I go, you forget I was married to her
Speaker 7: for ten years. And Matt turns around and goes, what happened?
Speaker 7: I was like, that's her boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Oh that's an auto pocket statement by by Matt. Just
Speaker 5: such a bad dropping.
Speaker 7: He had, like such a foot and mouth moment. I
Speaker 7: was laughing so much inside.
Speaker 5: Idiot because he knew.
Speaker 6: He was like, you, I feel like you set me up,
Speaker 6: because he knew I could say something, Dub, that's a
Speaker 6: set up, you don't.
Speaker 5: You do not have to be set up for that.
Speaker 7: He sets himself up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not wrong about that too, such a layup anyways.
Speaker 5: Misconnections Hell yeah, get on Reddit. This is so fun
Speaker 5: for me, not only because you can't read, but also
Speaker 5: just the stupid ship on there.
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Speaker 7: I, Like I said a few weeks ago, your parents
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Speaker 1: Ever have an awkward encounter with the supermarkets and don't
Speaker 1: know where else to turn searching for love on the internet.
Speaker 1: It's time for missed connections with Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: All right, this one it is called advice. I need
Speaker 6: advice on misconnections. A few days ago, I was traveling
Speaker 6: and had a short interaction with someone not romantic or inappropriate.
Speaker 6: We just we just kept making eye contact in different moments,
Speaker 6: and it felt intentional and not accidental. I didn't say
Speaker 6: anything at the time, but the moment has stuck with me.
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to track anyone down or cross boundaries.
Speaker 6: I know the companies won't share personal information. My question
Speaker 6: is more general. In situations like this, is it worth
Speaker 6: making a small, non innovative attempt to reconnect example general
Speaker 6: social media post or is it chess? Unusually better to
Speaker 6: let it go and move on. I appreciate any advice.
Speaker 5: Okay, here's your advice. Stop just stop. This reddit post
Speaker 5: is not getting you the love of your life. And
Speaker 5: I would like to know if that's gender specific, by
Speaker 5: the way, because that's definitely a dude posting that of
Speaker 5: the chick. The chick definitely made eye contact because she
Speaker 5: thought he was creepy as all hell.
Speaker 6: Ever sent all right, next one?
Speaker 7: I know the.
Speaker 5: Fucking ghost the light flick it's been going on all night.
Speaker 6: Oh well, how happens? Next one? In Hershey? Misconnection? Probably
Speaker 6: a long shot, but I met a really great woman
Speaker 6: on Reddit a few weeks ago, like roller coasters, Sorry,
Speaker 6: likes roller coasters, works as a physician, et cetera. Got
Speaker 6: locked out of my Reddit account and can't get back in.
Speaker 6: If you see this message me I missed talking to you.
Speaker 5: Question from the gen Z Yes, sir, How the hell
Speaker 5: do you meet someone on Reddit?
Speaker 6: I do not know, but that's why I like this.
Speaker 7: So if you met them on Reddit, wouldn't you have
Speaker 7: probably figured out what their username is by now? Or
Speaker 7: if you met why don't you have their contact info?
Speaker 7: Or were they only in the online talking stage?
Speaker 5: How weird do you have to be to meet someone
Speaker 5: on Reddit? Like I get tender Hinge, Bubble, all the
Speaker 5: dating apps farmers only?
Speaker 6: Do you really no, Matt?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 6: You never know?
Speaker 5: You have not a farmer.
Speaker 6: Let me convinced.
Speaker 5: I'm not a farmer.
Speaker 6: I don't know. You have to convinced.
Speaker 5: How the hell do you actually like get on Reddit
Speaker 5: and be like, what's up? Girl? Thank you? How do
Speaker 5: you do that?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Hey, there's a Brad Paisley song that came out and
Speaker 7: what the mid two thousands? Okay, so much cooler online,
Speaker 7: Jason Alexander. Yeah, every time I locked in I grow
Speaker 7: another inch.
Speaker 5: That's a fantastic song. Brad Paisley is very underrated, amazing
Speaker 5: guitar player. I guess yeah, him and Keith Urban did
Speaker 5: that song together.
Speaker 6: Didn't they. No, it's not it's about a band, start
Speaker 6: a band.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right. That's right too. It is next
Speaker 5: one Whiskey.
Speaker 7: Cross.
Speaker 5: Would you.
Speaker 6: Once out of respect?
Speaker 5: Right? Just like Dolly?
Speaker 6: Out of respect respect Dolly?
Speaker 5: Just like Dolly?
Speaker 6: Uh misconnection popa Roach twelve oh five. I think this
Speaker 6: is in Toronto. Last Papa Roach, doubt doubt this will work.
Speaker 6: But but I was sitting beside beside you in a
Speaker 6: section one one three at a concert last night. We
Speaker 6: are trading numbers. Oh sorry, we were trading numbers when
Speaker 6: your friend pulled into an argument and we got separated.
Speaker 6: I'll love to reconnect if you see this edit. You
Speaker 6: said your name is Jake and your friend is.
Speaker 5: From from Honestly sounds like uh sounds like Jake dodging
Speaker 5: the bullet there. Yeah, good friend. Jake definitely told his
Speaker 5: friend like, hey, can you get this weird.
Speaker 6: Old wif the grenade that you don't want to you
Speaker 6: want to be with?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and friend Copt said grenade and said, hey, I'll
Speaker 5: lay on top of it for you.
Speaker 6: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 5: Hey, that's when a good wingman is worth their weight
Speaker 5: in gold.
Speaker 6: Absolutely. Next one, this is in Lionel Lake. The team
Speaker 6: done it. It was a great meeting. It was great
Speaker 6: meeting you at the Linel Lakes target. First try to
Speaker 6: steal my shopping cart. Things happened, say those things happened.
Speaker 5: Then you then salulator and you can any commons.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I got all rattle. Now I barely read any
Speaker 6: of these. You first try to steal my shopping cart.
Speaker 6: Those things happened. Then you saw then salulator, and you
Speaker 6: commented on my healthy food options with the exception of
Speaker 6: one item, and I commented on your healthy food options
Speaker 6: with the exception of your bacon. We collided again when
Speaker 6: you found your big container of peanuts and I found
Speaker 6: my pistachios. Thanks for making my shopping experience so enjoyable.
Speaker 6: Can't say the last time spending money at the grocery
Speaker 6: store was actually fun. Wishing you and your family are
Speaker 6: really merry Christmas.
Speaker 7: What I thought this was sarcasm at first, that you
Speaker 7: know what, that's terrible, like.
Speaker 5: We're talking about nuts.
Speaker 8: And.
Speaker 7: I was surprised you could read and knew a pistachio was.
Speaker 5: A hard word too, And he got it, nailed it
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 6: Greeting cards Midway Target to target ones today. We were
Speaker 6: a couple by the greeting cards at the midway target.
Speaker 6: I'm a senior male and we spoke a few several minutes.
Speaker 6: We thought it would be nice to meet someone again.
Speaker 6: I was given your phone number, but I've misplaced it.
Speaker 6: I hope you see this and contact me. It'd be
Speaker 6: so nice to have friends. It'd be so nice to
Speaker 6: have you both as good friends. This has got to
Speaker 6: be like a six years six and I'm a senior male.
Speaker 5: So o, because think about it. If he's saying he
Speaker 5: misplaced that number, he wrote it down on a piece
Speaker 5: of paper. True, he didn't hid it into his phone.
Speaker 7: That or he's probably got the old you know what that.
Speaker 5: That one's just kind of sad because that's an old
Speaker 5: dude looking to have young friends. He could be the best,
Speaker 5: he could be a veteran, he could be the best
Speaker 5: dude ever. And now he'll never have friends because he
Speaker 5: lost a piece of paper that he definitely used it
Speaker 5: write down their number.
Speaker 6: Jack, you're really coming?
Speaker 5: And that that couple, that couple's thinking, why isn't fucking
Speaker 5: art callin art a perfect name?
Speaker 6: Ali?
Speaker 5: That my grandpa's.
Speaker 6: Anyways, we met at a bookstore in Saint Cloud.
Speaker 7: Well, this isn't from you, was not there.
Speaker 6: There are a few of us guys hanging out and
Speaker 6: one of them, one one of you, gave me a
Speaker 6: very large load. Let's meet for coffee at my place.
Speaker 6: I'm sixty. Well I did see that coming.
Speaker 5: No, no, not even a little bit. Given loads at
Speaker 5: a bookstore given Barnes and Noble just gets a guy going.
Speaker 6: It just gets them going.
Speaker 7: Got that motor running, gosh, you know what, they get
Speaker 7: that Super Trooper reference, they get that syrup in the
Speaker 7: fancy give.
Speaker 5: Me a litter cola? You fuck it, don't spin in
Speaker 5: that cops burger. Did you see that?
Speaker 7: There's a third one coming out?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not high on that.
Speaker 6: Second one is okay.
Speaker 7: I haven't watched the second one.
Speaker 5: That's okay. Two is good ones obviously top tier.
Speaker 7: Did they just try too hard to replicate the first one?
Speaker 5: Not really. It was just kind of a bad, bad
Speaker 5: storyline a little bit. I think it could have been better,
Speaker 5: could have been worse, though it's not the worst sequel
Speaker 5: that's ever been made.
Speaker 6: Matt, go ahead last, I think it's the last one.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 6: Colton at Caribou Coffee in Brooklyn Center, Yep, I only
Speaker 6: know your name because of the Bartistas. So what's the
Speaker 6: person who serves coffee? Bista Barista? Thank you, Bartsta Barista
Speaker 6: said it. If you're not Colton, please don't respond. You've
Speaker 6: got dark wavy hair, dress sharply and as it always seems, happy.
Speaker 6: I see you at Caribou coffee in Brooklyn Center.
Speaker 5: Colton sounds like a hell of a guy. For one.
Speaker 5: Minus's name, uh loser, I mean probably spells it with
Speaker 5: like okay instead of a C or oh instead of
Speaker 5: and like Yeah. I mean a lot of misconnections this
Speaker 5: week that are never gonna be made. I think Minus
Speaker 5: that old guy.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 5: I hope they find each other.
Speaker 6: Me too, I hope they do too well.
Speaker 7: Sympathy vote for that guy, yeah, I hope.
Speaker 6: So Art, all right, we're just gonna call him Art. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Art's a good one, Poor Art. He's a goody good guy.
Speaker 6: Or hear good things?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Right for the next one, yep, all right, So now
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Speaker 6: All right, I have already written them all down already today,
Speaker 6: surprisingly Scott. If you want to read off the other
Speaker 6: guys picks.
Speaker 7: Um, okay, we got it. I just I didn't see Dustin.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, all right, let me get into the music
Speaker 6: for it. I mean this would probably one of our
Speaker 6: quicker shows, by the way, which I'm very okay with. Well,
Speaker 6: all right, started, that's true too, already.
Speaker 5: My fucking bad, guys, Okay, my bad, all right.
Speaker 6: First game, Army versus Navy. This is the Army Navy game.
Speaker 6: Happens every single year. Navy is favored by six and
Speaker 6: a half points. They play this game in Maryland in Baltimore.
Speaker 5: Generally to do that would be in Marylando. Correct, that
Speaker 5: is correct, sir, geography whiz you are I actually really.
Speaker 6: Well geography, be honest. So the Black Knights of Army
Speaker 6: is six and five. The Navy midshipmen are nine and two. Again,
Speaker 6: Navy is favored by six and a half points. Travis
Speaker 6: will start out with you give me the midship man
Speaker 6: ship man.
Speaker 5: Alright, buy a million nine two against six and five.
Speaker 6: You have right, all right, whoever you want to pick first?
Speaker 7: Bruce is going Navy, okay. Well, Dustin Patten the flow
Speaker 7: Master is going with Navy.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 7: Scott is going with Navy.
Speaker 5: Wow, can I change mine?
Speaker 6: You know what, I'm gonna be difficult. I'm gonna go Army.
Speaker 7: You are difficult.
Speaker 5: Okay, then I'm staying with Navy. If you're picking Army,
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you know, it's a big game, Army.
Speaker 5: This is their super Bowl this year, right, yep. So
Speaker 5: I would like to take Army, but because you just did, Matt,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna stay with the Navy.
Speaker 6: Okay. Moving down to the FCS Round two of the playoffs,
Speaker 6: University of South Dakota are Yeah, University of South Dakota
Speaker 6: is taking on Montana State Grizzlies. Montana. Okay, Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: that's right Montana. That's not bout the podcast.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 6: I was doing off the top of my head for
Speaker 6: I switched the thing. It's not to go to University
Speaker 6: of Southda. Got to Kyaotsa Yoats are ten and four
Speaker 6: in the year. They're gonna play in Montana. They are
Speaker 6: twelve and one of the season. The Grizzlies are favored
Speaker 6: by seven and a half points. I will start with me,
Speaker 6: will do a snake draft. I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 6: Grizzlies on this one. I think there's just there's such
Speaker 6: just a good team.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're always there. It's either them or North Dakota usually. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so I am going to go with Montana as well.
Speaker 5: And as much as I love the Coyotes, I had
Speaker 5: a shirt of theirs from uh. I think Dunham's always
Speaker 5: has some random college shirts. Yeah, I had a USD
Speaker 5: Coyotes shirt no school that I loved.
Speaker 7: But I I gotta take the Grizzlies on this one,
Speaker 7: and that is when you factor in Bruce and Dustin,
Speaker 7: It's gonna be a clean sweep for the Grizzlies.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: And Dustin?
Speaker 6: All right, next one we're gonna see, we're going to
Speaker 6: the NFL. We didn't have very much college games because
Speaker 6: of we're not really doing bulls just yet. But uh,
Speaker 6: we're gonna start with NFL. We're gonna go with the
Speaker 6: Tigans versus the forty nine Ers and Niners are twelve
Speaker 6: and five. Sorry, the Niners are favored by twelve and
Speaker 6: a half points.
Speaker 7: How do you confuse that as a record?
Speaker 5: That is crazy? That is crazy work. Not even a dash,
Speaker 5: it's a period anyway, there's a dash before the rights
Speaker 5: over here. Anyway.
Speaker 6: The forty nine Ers favored by twelve and a half points.
Speaker 5: This is gonna be three to twenty five PM game
Speaker 5: in San Francisco. Uh, give me the Titans to cover.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's going going for cam Ward.
Speaker 5: They're gonna cover it. It's like the chick from the
Speaker 5: water Boy when she gives her production that half. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna win yea.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 7: Bruce is also going with the Titans. Love that, mister
Speaker 7: pearl jam Dustin Patton is going with the Niners. I
Speaker 7: am going to fall Dustin's lead and go with and Cole.
Speaker 6: Okay, I feel as much as I want to say
Speaker 6: the Titans as much as the forty nine is a
Speaker 6: really really interesting pick too. They have a lot of
Speaker 6: injuries on the defensive side.
Speaker 5: I'd appreciate it if you said the forty nine ers.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the Tennessee not the Titans. We're
Speaker 6: gonna go with the Tampa Cisco forty nine ers.
Speaker 5: Thank god. It means I have a shot for that one.
Speaker 6: Okay. Next game, the last dust Raiders taking on the
Speaker 6: Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles are struggling a lot this year.
Speaker 6: I'm not this year of the past. Uh.
Speaker 7: People finally figured out how to stop the tush push.
Speaker 6: Well, good about fucking time, because it was really I don't.
Speaker 5: Know if it's people figured out how to stop it.
Speaker 5: I think they're just sick of taking so much shit
Speaker 5: for doing it that they just kind of were like,
Speaker 5: all right, we'll be done. Okay, We're done the Eagles.
Speaker 6: This is gonna be in Philly. This is a new game.
Speaker 6: Nine and a half points that the Eagles are favored.
Speaker 6: Gino Smith will still throwing the rock, I believe, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's slinging it. Well, I mean, I wouldn't say
Speaker 5: he's slinging it. He he is still throwing footballs on Sundays,
Speaker 5: believe it or not.
Speaker 7: Is Pete Carroll gonna be one and done.
Speaker 6: In it's my pick first, I'm gonna go with the Eagles.
Speaker 6: I feel like after that ship ship ship game at
Speaker 6: Jalen Hurst had on Monday or Sunday, whichever safe pick it's,
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 5: He's gonna bounce back.
Speaker 6: We're gonna go with We're gonna go with Philly on
Speaker 6: this one safe pick.
Speaker 7: I'm going Philly as well.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm I'm gonna go Raiders here. I think
Speaker 5: Gino remembers how to throw the football after five weeks
Speaker 5: of forgetting because I really need brock Bauers to go nuts.
Speaker 5: This week. I'm gonna go Raiders. I think they cover it.
Speaker 5: I don't think they're gonna win, but my god, are
Speaker 5: they gonna cover? And they're gonna lose by six points?
Speaker 7: And both Dustin and and Bruce are yelling out goydron.
Speaker 5: Good, Rocky good Rocky quote there all.
Speaker 6: Right, next one, it's gonna be the big game. It's
Speaker 6: the Minnesota Vikings versus the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 5: Give me the Cowboys.
Speaker 6: This is the primetime game.
Speaker 5: Cowboys buy a million.
Speaker 6: Cowboys are favored by six and a half points in
Speaker 6: this one. Turmas already says, going with the Cowboys.
Speaker 5: In this one. It's not even a question. They are
Speaker 5: such a hands down better team than the Vikings. It's
Speaker 5: not even fucking close.
Speaker 7: In typical Bruce fashion, Bruce is going with Minnesota.
Speaker 5: So sad.
Speaker 7: Dustin is taking Minnesota as well, so sad. You know what,
Speaker 7: do you remember what Jimmy Johnson said one time? Oh
Speaker 7: how about them Cowboys? All right, that's I'm going to Dallas.
Speaker 7: You have to if I have to choose between wearing
Speaker 7: my Jared Allen jersey and my Dallas Jersey on Sunday.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna wear my Dallas Jersey.
Speaker 5: Sunday Dallas by two field goals. That's a no brainer
Speaker 5: because nine is going to turn into a fucking eight
Speaker 5: real quick. And he's gonna play like Kirk Cousins, which
Speaker 5: is worse than nine.
Speaker 7: You mean seven. He could be t Jack or Ponder?
Speaker 5: All right, all right, p t Jack for one Ponder.
Speaker 5: That's that's different. That's a different conversation.
Speaker 7: He's not well, it's Samantha, Samantha.
Speaker 5: No, but Cowboys and if you pick the Vikings you're
Speaker 5: an absolute idiot. So they're sorry Scott and Bruce.
Speaker 6: There are one game. It's only one game that no,
Speaker 6: sorry not so there is only one game that's guy
Speaker 6: that I picked different on Could.
Speaker 9: It be this game?
Speaker 7: Oh you're screwed this week, dude, we were tied last week.
Speaker 7: We only picked one different so one of us is
Speaker 7: a game up.
Speaker 6: Well, the only game that we picked different so far
Speaker 6: as the Army Navy game godship Man. Would that be
Speaker 6: two games here? Do I dare pick the Cowboys and
Speaker 6: be close enough in the standings for Scott? Or do
Speaker 6: I do I be a rebel? Defense? The defense very
Speaker 6: streaky for the Cowboys. The front line is very good
Speaker 6: with their d backs are kind of hit and miss
Speaker 6: so far this year.
Speaker 5: Okay, Tom Brady, make your pick.
Speaker 7: Their kicker can make it from the fucking other end zone.
Speaker 6: You're not wrong on that end. But he's not gonna
Speaker 6: get there because the missile Bikings are gonna win this one.
Speaker 7: My former Viking Mike Hughes has just got hurt.
Speaker 5: Oh shuck.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go to the Vikings, and I believe Justin's
Speaker 6: going to the Vikings as well too.
Speaker 5: Never a doubt. Do you think the Vikings are gonna
Speaker 5: win this football game in Dallas?
Speaker 6: The fucking spread? I don't give a shit about who wins.
Speaker 7: And so Matt adds a half point if it's so,
Speaker 7: he's saying that Minnesota, do you think.
Speaker 5: They are going to lose by less than one touchdown
Speaker 5: and a missed extra point?
Speaker 6: I never know?
Speaker 5: You are insane? What you should be medicating?
Speaker 6: Thanks Brennan.
Speaker 7: Well, we've said he should be medicated for years.
Speaker 6: They're not wrong.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
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Speaker 6: if you have Apple or what's the other one? Android?
Speaker 5: Google?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Google Play Story that other thing? So yeah, so
Speaker 7: they've as we always give Dustin about.
Speaker 6: He's the only one who doesn't have an Apple. I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 5: Scott still uses Panda, does really fucking matter?
Speaker 7: I paid for Serious though.
Speaker 5: That's you pay for Serious XM radio in your car
Speaker 5: but still use Pandora.
Speaker 7: Oh, I have the Serious I got for three dollars
Speaker 7: a month for three years. I got Serious and it's
Speaker 7: got the streaming app.
Speaker 5: You are insane, but you're off though, But don't you
Speaker 5: want to have your own I don't give ah my god,
Speaker 5: it's background noise at work, okay, I mean so is
Speaker 5: shuffle on my Spotify with all songs that no one loves.
Speaker 6: Fucking good?
Speaker 7: But you never get any new ship you haven't heard
Speaker 7: mixed in there?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 6: You can play whatever you want you can.
Speaker 7: If you're on your own playlist, dude O, you can.
Speaker 6: Whatever play you could take from that place and put
Speaker 6: on your playlist on Spotify.
Speaker 5: You think I need to listen to an artist radio
Speaker 5: to find new music? That's when New Music Friday is
Speaker 5: for every single week on Spotify. You don't get that paid.
Speaker 7: I've never used Spotify, you probably should.
Speaker 5: You know what? You can pony up the nine to
Speaker 5: ninety nine a month.
Speaker 6: I think have a little bit more because I pay
Speaker 6: thirteen because I have eighted with mine too.
Speaker 5: Okay, well I don't have a child, so I pay
Speaker 5: about eleven dollars probably every month. I think you can
Speaker 5: do it with your two business degrees or whatever it is.
Speaker 5: You can do it, I promise, sound like Rob Schneider
Speaker 5: right now, you can do it. Really, I went there
Speaker 5: fucking Pandora. Do you run out of skips too?
Speaker 7: Like I said, it's just background noise at work.
Speaker 5: So but what if a song you hate comes on?
Speaker 7: Well, they don't skip it. But very rarely do I
Speaker 7: get five songs in a row that I hate.
Speaker 5: What's your go to Pandora like station?
Speaker 7: It's called Cross Canadian Ragweed, so it's kind of like
Speaker 7: a country I like that.
Speaker 11: Like that.
Speaker 5: So them'm Whiskey Myers, my favorite trio trio.
Speaker 7: They're going to be in.
Speaker 5: April or something down in the city. I will be
Speaker 5: going to that. My brother sent it to me. They
Speaker 5: are my number one overall. So now I I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna shoot on Scotts anymore. I am shitting on him
Speaker 5: for his choice of choice of how he listens to it.
Speaker 5: But now that I know what he's listening to, it
Speaker 5: makes it a little better. Like if he would have said, like, yeah,
Speaker 5: Benson Boone Radio, I would have said, shut up, dude,
Speaker 5: best friends, it's not Roll Radio. Oh terrible. He's so
Speaker 5: overrated in country music.
Speaker 7: I heard he got Craig Morgan Opry.
Speaker 5: He did like jelly Roll.
Speaker 7: He's going to be the newest member of the Opry
Speaker 7: jelly Roll. Yes, have you seen pictures? And now that
Speaker 7: he lost all this weight ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, crazy shaved his beard off. I mean, good for
Speaker 5: him for losing that weight and stuff.
Speaker 6: But phone charger, did you clean your room yet? Oh?
Speaker 5: Word, No, that's.
Speaker 6: Clear in your room. Oh that sucks. I don't care
Speaker 6: if it's that three Oh no, no order of the
Speaker 6: block too?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Are you nuts? Oh?
Speaker 5: I just have too.
Speaker 7: If you're only at three percent, that means you need
Speaker 7: to get off YouTube.
Speaker 6: Yep, the look anyway, he's got the look. Anyways, let's
Speaker 6: let's wrap up today's show and let's say anything else
Speaker 6: I got nothing.
Speaker 5: All right, cool?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 7: What we learn today, guys?
Speaker 6: Uh actually I learned that uh got still has he
Speaker 6: pays for a series radio. You knew that it's just no,
Speaker 6: I now know more like three bucks a month.
Speaker 7: You said, yeah, I got so. I had it before
Speaker 7: and I canceled it and it was one of the
Speaker 7: like there please come back offers and it's three bucks
Speaker 7: a month for three years.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, just absolutely, penny pens.
Speaker 6: You should do that for a fucking direct TV.
Speaker 5: But I'm sure this is.
Speaker 6: Paid so much.
Speaker 7: Ship, I saw that too, and you bought my beer today.
Speaker 5: It's always deserving though, Like he just said.
Speaker 7: Himself, he's the king of You want to split that subscription?
Speaker 5: Crazy Peyton? Peyton you got YouTube TV? I split it
Speaker 5: with him.
Speaker 7: Scot you got Fanuel, I want to split it.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm an adult and pay for off Dale smart investment.
Speaker 7: Anyways, what you guys, Sometimes you got to give him.
Speaker 5: Ship reminded him to pay up on time. I forget
Speaker 5: the worst kind of person, like you hit him with
Speaker 5: the Venmo charge. He just let it sit.
Speaker 7: There was one time I almost sent the request just
Speaker 7: to be petty.
Speaker 6: That's terrible. Scott.
Speaker 7: Nothing. I learned that we actually stuck fairly well to
Speaker 7: we did. We are under two hours?
Speaker 6: We are, we didn't. I'm very proud of you guys.
Speaker 5: That's huge for us. Yeah, I mean normally doesn't happen
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 6: No, well, we also don't take an our break either.
Speaker 5: Tis sorry, I have a bladder like a camel over here. Anyways,
Speaker 5: give me Elton over Freddy. That's that was awful. Elton
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