Speaker 1: Made honey, Okay, sunny sunny.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, everybody ready, what's that? Oh my god? Our
Tuesday show was so fun. It was fun. We did
a little reminiscing and reminiscing. Yeah, it's not your normal
like parenting show at all. I thought that was gone
a long time ago, doing a pairico. But it's just
funny to me that it started out the way we
started out whatever fifteen years ago, was literally talking about
sleep training and yeah, so you and I were not
into that right, care that much. But we did have
we did have young, young kids. Yeah, we had a
lot of stuffs that we went through. And now we're like,
let's talk about one night's dance, right exactly, Let's get
back to our roots. Like it was never really meant
to be a parent, I think you know when you yeah,
how I was before I became a mom. I mean,
nothing changed, but my anxiety level really, right, Remember when
we would talk about what when our kids were little
and we'd go to the park and we have to
mooch everything from the other parents, Like, hey, you got
an extra bag of those puffy popcorn? What was that parquins? Yeah,
Pirate's booty, Yeah, yeah, Hey, do you have an extra
diaper bit any chance? Oh my god, I like, oh
my god, I forgot like to feed my kid and
they're kind of hungry right now. And then some other
mom would be like, like a whole gragler. Yes, yeah,
I got string cheese, I got oranges, I got pirates, wed,
I get some juice boxes. What do you need? It's like,
all right, lady making me feel bad? Yeah, stop shaming me. Yeah, well,
now our kids are Oh my god, you're you're a
nineteen nineteen, gonna be twenty soon. I'dbe twenty in a
couple months and mineor eighteen and twenty one. That's crazy,
Holy why we were gonna get that? How old? I
know right? How old was LB when you started? Lby
was like five, and I believe I want to say
the twins Lbie was five? Yeah, yeah, your kids were two. Well,
i'd gotten sober. This is how I can think of it.
I got sober when LB was four and a half
and i'd been had. I'd been sober like a year
when I came on with you. At least, I feel like, yeah,
the year or two. So maybe LB was six and
the twins were like three, yeah, yeah, are you older
than that? Not no, because I remember you. Because if
the twins were three and they're now eighteen, then we've
been doing this about like fifteen years. Yes, yes, yeah,
we have been fifteen years. We should throw ourselves a party.
We really should. We should have an anniversary part or something.
We should. We should do a live show somewhere again,
either Palm Springs or we could do it locally. We
could do it at like a comedy club, local comedy club. Yeah.
Remember our live show in San Francisco. That was fun,
really fun, and Kate thot that was very overwhelming, yeah,
because it was like, oh my gosh, all these people
are here see us, right, And we did the show
and then we did the meet and green afterwards and
we had like a VIP thing afterwards. Yeah. I just
remember Patrick like taking walking down the street with our
purses and all our shit because we went next to
a bar. Oh yeah, I remember. I remember like not
to call her out, but I remember talking to Oh
my god, well do I say her name is? She
gonna get upset. So one of our listeners was telling
me a story about being very private. She was just
telling me this story about her job and it was
like kind of a top secret job and yeah, and
then I remember that she wanted she was going to
do a name shout out, and somehow I was like, well,
you signed up under kind of like a mystery name,
like you didn't use your whole name, so I wasn't
really giving her the other way. No, you can say
my name. And I was like, oh, I was trying
to be respectful because okay, very very privately. Yeah yeah, right, yeah, yeah,
I'm having a parasocial relationship with right, Like, no, but
remember your job and it's like top secret and I
don't want to say anything about Yeah. Yeah, what was
her job? Oh you know it's listens. Yes, she's on
our patren Okay, yeah, yeah that was Yeah, we should
do something celebrate. Yeah. So, okay, I have a little
story for you. So I have a friend I'm not
going to say her name because this is like her
private business, but a really good friend of mine is
having like a bit of a skill a health scare.
Oh no, she got some like blood work numbers that
are were funky and then her doctor like found something
on her gallbladder. Listen, We're hoping for the best because
she has to so she has to have an MRI
and then she has to have her gallbladder removed. And
she's also friends with our friend, mutual friend, Julie, and
Julie is like, Julie is basically a doctor. Yes, I
mean she's a PA physician's assistant, and she knows a
lot about a lot, and she passed her medical boards
and blah blah blah. And so she and I have
been talking and she was looking into it, and she's like,
it's so rare for that to be cancer. But cancer
scares are cancer scares. Of course I saw me. You're
just like, oh, she's a mom, even if you're not
a mom. Yeah, her kids are friends with my kids.
But anyway, what do you need a gall bladder for?
You don't need it out? All right? And in fact,
John was talking to a friend of his who is
like a doctor, who said nobody needs their gallbladder and
everyone should their gallbladder removed because all they do is
cause problems. Really, goll stvees, that's true, Yeah, yeah, yeah, necessary, Yeah,
he should have them out. They're like tonsils. They don't
really okay, okay, okay. So I was like, I'm gonna
go over to oh so she had said that she
hasn't met Bob yet, and she was like, I still
really need to meet Bob. Like maybe I could come
over this weekend and meet Bob. And I was like,
you know what, I should bring Bob to you. She
has two dogs, and I was like, killed two birds
with one stone? Is it my friend, you know, distractor?
And she can meet my dog and Bob can have
some fun. Yeah, can have a little play date. Friendly
that like a big dumb like Golden retrieverish dog, super
friendly and her dog also like peas when he first
when he first gets its over, yeah, like you know
she gets it. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm like this is
gonna be great. Of course I'm plotting, like and this
goes back to Tuesday show. I'm plotting like, oh, I'm
gonna be that friend that like I'm gonna go get
her her favorite meal. Oh just eat a better pancakes
from CC's. And I was like I'm gonna stop there.
But then she was like, I'm gonna go do something
first like with my husband, and then oh and now
I'm gonna have lunch with my mom. So it's getting later,
and I was like, nobody needs pancakes with three now, right,
Also the logistics, I'm like, I'm gonna have Bob in
the car. It's very hot out, yeah in the nineties, yesterday,
Bob in the car and pick up the pancakes. All right,
I'm not going to be that friend, right, the Viva
Stone that comes over for an hour, right, and bring
her to bring their dog the peace.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, so I get there. I got Bob on a harness.
We get to the door. Now, Bob is so super sweet,
but he is like I think he's had some damage.
He's very submissive, and he's Barry gets very worried, and
he doesn't like around other dogs. He's a little bit
scared of other dogs. Oh did you know that? Not really,
I know that around the now. Remember that I barely
walk him because I only take him up the street
to pee at night because of my foot yet, which
is almost better. But John takes the locks. So John
will tell me, Yes, he's scared of like a lot
of dogs, he gets scared. But we want him to
be able to play with dogs, so we're trying to
slowly socialize. Yeah, so I'm thinking this is gonna be
a good situation. We're gonna go in their house. He's
gonna go in the backyard. Also, keep in mind, I've
really have never had a boy dog. Yeah, I now
is thinking about that going. But we get to the
front door. Can I ask you a question I was
thinking about that. Did when Bob peas does he squat
or does he lift his leg? He lifts his leg? Yeah,
Phil squatted like a girl. Really, Yeah, I don't know
why does he still never know? He never changed? Yeah,
you always did it. You always squatted. I kind of
like that it. I don't like when they lift there.
That's the one thing about boy dogs. I don't know.
It's kind of cute though, whatever, Okay, sorry, Yeah, girl
dogs are pretty good because except for remember when I
first got Penelope, she would squat to pee and some
neighbor thought that she was pooping and was like, you
better clean up that poop, and I was like, God,
it's it's just peeing right right right? Yeah? Really mad
But anyway, okay, so I bring Bob in the house
the dogs. The first we have the dogs come out
to greet Bob, so that it's we're on the porch
like in their house right away. In case anybody's like
you don't just bring your dog in someone's house. I know,
we had the dogs came out, they all snipped each other.
Thinks she has one dog or two dogs, just two.
So she has the big like Golden Retream mix, and
then she has a little dog that's very yappy, and
Bob is not down with appy little scare. Yeah, the
dog's growling at him and yapping at him, and like
he wasn't loving that. But she's like, don't worry, I
can put that dog like upstairs, and brother dog is
the one that was gonna play with Bob hopefully. So
I come in the house and we're gonna go out.
We actually we go outside for a second. It's really hot,
so she's like, let's just have the dogs inside for
a little bit. So Bob's inside. He's totally housebroken, by
the way. I know I said that he pooped on
Sadie's sweatshirt, but that was literally day two. Yeah, he's
never done that again. And he was so nervous his
first day or two. You gotta expect that. And the
first time he walked in our house he keyed. But
he's never done it again. He's and poops on his
walks in our backyard. He's never done that. I would
tell you, yeah, I had zero concerns about him being
housebroken and that that accent. That was day one. You've
got him six weeks. R oh, never again. So come
in the house. The first thing he does lifts his
leg em beats and I was like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry, like you know, and she's like, don't
worry about it. It's okay. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm
really really sorry. She's like, did you have to go?
And I'm like, no, like I let him go. Yeah.
I came over and she's like, don't worry about it.
So then he goes over. He's sniffing around the other dog.
I will say he was kind of intimidated by the
other dogs, you know. But then we sit down on
the couch and then he walks over and they have
an ottoman. Lifts his leg and just fully peace on
the autumn. Oh my god, and a pork. I'm like,
oh my god, this is a peeing machine. What the
fuck he just peede a minute ago. Now he beat
again on the ottoman, I mean on an and like
this was purposeful. This was okay. The first pee by
the way. He didn't lift his leg. He just like
peed on their floor, right, And I was like, okay,
that could be explained, right, my yes, it's gotten nerve
this heat a little bit. I didn't think it would
happen again. Then he lifts his leg and peas on
their autumn and like like thank you. I'm like, it's
a fire hydrant this. While she's cleaning that for a girl,
he hops up on her couch and kind of squats
and he's on the couch and I'm like, oh my god,
I'm dying. I was so humiliated. She's so sweet about it,
but I'm like, you're having a fucking cancer scare. The
show was over half here with the enzyme spray and
showing me away because I'm like, let me help, and
she's like I no, no, I gotta block this out,
like it's a whole thing. Like oh like So then
I was giving her a go and shower and it's
christening the house. Yeah, oh my god, Stephanie. So then
it's like ELO's either I need to leave, right, So
of course I go out. I take him for a
little walk. He is once but like a quick pee.
We have to go up the house. So then I
was like, okay, we can only be in the backyard.
So and it's like almost one hundred degrees yesterday it was,
oh yesterday, yeah ninety, I was hot. I take him
in the backyard. So this poor girl who's like whatever,
very stressed about with her has to go sit in
the burning heat outside like under. We had a little
little couches and umbrella. And then the whole time I'm like,
oh my god, he's gonna be on the couch out here.
He didn't pee anymore, He's all beat out. She's like,
it doesn't matter if he he's in the backyard. I mean,
the dog's pee here all the time. Right, But it
was but I do like by Adam and him bay,
I'm in my cou which well, so I googled, like
why did yeah, why broken dog, male dog go pee
in my friend's house multiple times? Right, and it definitely
said that's a dog either they're nervous, but not they
said they're nervous. They're in somebody else's territory. If there's
other dogs and they're smelling other dogs, they are gonna
mar mark. But it doesn't really give a lot of
hints on what to do because it says, well, you
can't really punish them because it's very confusing to them.
I can't, but you know you can't. They're like, you
can put the dog in the diaper. So anyway, here's
my fear. How do I train this out of the dog,
because otherwise I can't go in people's houses. So I
had been thinking. So, as I told you on our
Tuesday episode, John is with Xander and Santa Barbara. Yeah,
and I don't want to leave Bob home for hours.
But luckily, luckily he's gonna stay staying there with Bob. Well,
like had they been in school and this happened, I
was like, well, you know what, I could just bring
Bob to the studio and you could meet him and
he'll just land down. Right now, I'm thinking, if their
dogs have been in this studio? Do they have dogs? Oh? Yeah,
they do have those two little dogs. And if they've
been in this studio and he smells them, which I'm sure,
I can't have him just like there's a carpet in here.
I can't risk that. I was like, no, he'll just
take a pee on one of the chairs. I can't
tat that. I have to text Patrick. Sorry, you have
been an enzyme sprick pete on your chair, eat on
like the cameras he's on the like modding. Dog's gonna
pee everywhere? Yeah, how do you train it out of him? Well?
No idea? So you are thinking if the kids are
in when he when the kids are in school are gone,
what would you do if he had to be gone
for no? This is what I'm thinking. What happens if
I want to go to my brother's house for Thanksgiving
and bring Bob. Now they don't have any pets, so
there's he's But is my dog still gonna pee in
their house because it's a new house and he wants
to mark it up? Like I don't know? But so
John and I are like, okay, well that's November, so
we could always just have him in the back they
have a backyard. Yeah, but then why you're gonna leave
him in the backyard or the whole day or I'm
gonna have to be in the backyard with him? And
then and then my friend was like, well, just have
somebody come walk him while you're gone, And I'm like,
first of all, it's Thanksgiving, right, but who's gonna want
to like? Can you come walk my dog. We're at
our Thanksgiving right right, right? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, anyway,
I hope for me that's far away that we'll have
settled this well. Also, one thing that's stuck out in
my mind is he did pee when you said when
he first came to your house. Yes, but was that
because he I wonder if it's a he was smelling Penelope. Oh,
good call. So maybe that's why he was marked. Maybe
that's what he does, is Marcus territory when there's other dogs.
I'm just gonna tell you right now, my sister in
law will lose rocking goddamn mind. You mean, she won't like,
she won't enjoy that if the dog peed on her couch,
she wouldn't like laugh as hard as I did. Remember
I think I told you that she doesn't allow people
to sleep on her couch. Oh that's right. She's very
uptight about her house. Oh boy, going to be no blame, no,
no boy, not no problem. Oh the opposite of no problem. Right.
She's not the type of person that's like, oh my god,
do not worry about it. It happens. No, no, no, no,
no no. She would lose her mind. So that's out
oh my god, Stephanie, I don't know now the like
one right, I mean, yeah, I'm really like missing Phil
so much. I just miss having a creature. But like
now after hearing all this, like, oh but but honestly,
I love Bob so much, Linette, do you not, Yes,
I know I'm not. I cannot, like I want to
eat his face. He's such a good boy. Yeah in
every way that is like a little glitch, but that happens, right,
But he's so he's such a good boy. Yeah, yeah,
he's so sweet. He's really good. He still really aims
to please. He makes such gentle eye contact. He will
just sit and stare at you, and he just puts
his paw on you. He just wants to connect sleep
at least with one part of his body, like touching me. Yeah,
and when he went when I wake up in the morning,
he's the way he says Hi is so cute and gentle.
He just starts like like pawing it gently, and then
I was like, curls up his body next to me.
He's a cuddler, right right, there's nothing like it. I know,
I know, I do, I know, I know. You just
got to get a dog. That's very house trained. Yeah.
Get a girl dog. Yeah, I think I'll get it.
I'm gonna get a girl dog. Yeah. Alipie ever would
have never did like mark the territory. Yeah, my sister
in law's house. Yeah yeah, never marked anything, never destroyed.
The only thing that she didn't like was that she
would try to She would want to be on the
couch with us, right, so we would just bring a
blanket and put it over the couch and then oh
that's nice. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I miss
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edit that out. Oh so here's another thing that I
was going to tell you. Yeah, she's just kind of
exciting to me. So this college Man Chapman University really
kind of came out of left field. I've some of
our listeners were like, be careful with these private universities
because the financial offer sometimes it's only for one year
and then you get stuck there. So I got really
scared about that. No, and our audience said that a
couple of weeks ago, and I emailed the admissions person
and it's it's good for all four years. Okay. The
only thing that could change is our financial aid and
that's if our income changes. But that is what it is. Yeah,
that's has nothing to do. Then that's the FAPSA. Yeah,
so I'm going to ask them for more, for more
money if they can fork a little bit up. But
as of right now, it's about the same as a
you see, so it's not that bad, right, that's good. Yeah,
that's great. It's yeah private school. Yeah yeah, okay, and
everything you told me about that school last week, it
sounds so perfect for Xander. Yeah. Then I had this on.
I remembered that my friend that you've you've met Hugh Fink. Yeah,
you think was the executive or a parental discretion, right? Well,
I had forgotten, but then I kind of remembered the
other day. I was like, I feel like you. Fink
is an adjunct, like, teaches some classes at Chapman. So
I texted him and he was like, hell, yeah, I teach.
He teaches and for Dodge College, which is where Xander
would be going, he teaches screenwriting. But then guess what
he also teaches. It's an interim stand up comedy class,
like in the evening. Wow, actually to stand up comedy.
And I was like, holy shit, Xander would love that. Yeah.
He says it's right now. It's supposed to be only
for upper classmen and it gets a really long waiting list.
He's like, but if Xander goes here, I'll make sure
he gets in the class. Wow, that's exciting. Also teaches
sketch writing, which is what Xander has been wanting to do,
and he was like, that's also for upper classmen, but
I'll get him in the cloth. I'll get him in
that one too. Oh my. Eric got that and it
just he was like, what really, that's amazing. This school
sounds just like everything I mean, it just gets better
and better, you know, I know it sounds so perfect.
I don't think they have all that stuff in Santa Barbara.
Do they know? You have like clubs and they have yeah,
improv groups that I'm sure you could join, But they
don't have like these kind of clops. No, not super
creative like, no, it's not. I just feel like Chapman
is the best. I feel like that too. So, like
I said in Tuesday, he wanted to go back and
see Santa Barbara. He narrowed it down. He's definitely not
interested in Santa Cruz. He's not interested in Davis. I
think that SDSU was a contender, especially when he first
got in, and I think given what he now knows
about Chapman. Here's here's another thing. Like STSU is a
very big, like Greek life party school. It is. Yeah. Yeah,
I just think we all know our own kids. I
just think that Xander probably needs something a little more nurturing,
a little more, a little smaller. Yeah, this school is
like twelve to one professors to students. You're not going
to get any big lecture halls, right, And I'm not
saying that Xander can't handle the big world out there, right,
you know, Yeah, he's great at making friends. I just
feel like being in a school that's all very that's
very creative. Could just be such a place where he
would thrive as opposed to really figuring out Pattigan host
out of Yes, yeah for sure. Also, if he went
to STSU, he'd have to switch majors. Oh, because he's
in the wrong major. Huh, what about for Santa Barbara?
For Santa Barbara, he'd also have to switch majors. I
convinced him to do communications. Turns out did I tell
you this last week? It turns out it's not communications
and communication are two different things. Who knew? Well, I
didn't know because I never went to college. So that's funny.
Like that is really so, communications in the UCS and
in apparently the Cal States is not what you think
it is. It's not like public speaking and writing and
it's like the study of how people communicate. Oh, it's
research and analytical and it's not creative. And if you
ask chat GPT, it'll say, like, no, not a creative major.
What you want to be in Now, across other places
in the country, communications with an s those programs do exist,
but that's not what he signed up for. What you
want to be in is like journalism, advertising, PR Those
are the ones that are more like that, that is
more storytelling and writing and like visuals and so they
have that at San Diego. But that's not what he
got in for. I see, we'd have to sweach right right.
So anyway, it doesn't really matter because I think that
he already thinks Chapman's a better option, so he's probably not.
We're probably not going to go to San Diego. Yeah,
that's good. I don't I just I don't know. I
just feel like Chapman is the best place for him,
and especially with Dodge Dodge, Yeah, Dodge call it and yeah,
I mean that's just that's amazing. That just sounds so
Taylor perfect for him. I'm excited. I just I feel
like I would need them to give me a little
bit more money off, which I know can be done,
especially with privates mm hmm. So but now that's making
me anxious because hey, you got to do it the
right way. You got to ask and negotiate it, right. Wow,
it's a kshaw. It is a Kashaw. Yeah, But that's
what I got going on. That's what you got going on? Yeah,
well so Sonny and Natalia. So Natalia, she did she
is applying to go to abroad, the study abroad. Okay,
she filled out everything. M but however, so she just
started doing that. She said when she gets back from
her Mexico trip, she'll fill me in. But I know
she did because she had to pay some fee for something,
so I had to send her the money for that. Okay.
Then Lenne tells me there's a new Netflix documentary called
Predator in Seville. So I started watching it last night. Okay,
last thing to fucking want to watch when your daughter
is going to go study abroad, because it's a documentary.
It's like a three part and I only saw the
first episode last night, fell asleep. I don't even think
I finished the No, I did finish it, Okay, I
did finish the first episode because it ends with a banger,
like what you know how they do that on Netflix?
You know? And then it's like episode two. Come so, uh,
it's this that these kids that are going to study
abroad in Spain hook up with this travel company that
oh my god, hold on, does this have subtitles? Not? Well,
some people that are interviewed are speaking in Spanish, but
it's mostly and that's what kept me from watching it
because I wanted to play a game on my phone
at the same time. But now that you're telling you,
there's not it's not all subtitled. No, it's not. But
I will tell you and I know what you're talking about,
because Netflix does this to me all the time, like
there's a crime new crime doc up, and then i'm
watching it, it's like, huh, and it's all like in Swedish,
you know, or something, and it's like, I don't know.
Is it because we we want the crime to be
closer like in Van Eyes? Is it that because it's
in Sweden or what? Or But it's also, yeah, I
don't want to hear they dub it into America. You
know they dub into the English language, do they? Yes?
And some of the Netflix doc but I think you
have to say it on your thing or something now.
But then I feel like you're not really getting the
tone exactly. I won't watch. I'll just read this. I
watch a lot of the Love is Blind from other countries, right,
and I won't do that because I'm like, well, I'm
not gonna understand how they're right, I don't like it,
but he going like I like candy, Yeah, yeah, right,
not what it doesn't seem like that's their exactly, And
then you know what else they do. It'll go I
like candy, But then the subtitles say like I like
zig zags or you know, or like nerds. You know,
it doesn't it's what they're saying, and what's written on
the closed caption is different, right, not really? Yeah, yeah,
so go on those. So so this there's this so
no it is, it's a it's an it's in English.
It's an American documentary. Okay, but they do interview some
people in some scenes they're speaking Spanish. But okay, so Seville, Spain.
So this I there is this travel company that was
doing excursion in Seville and taking students to Morocco and
some other places. But I think most of the most
of it was a Morocco. And there's one guy that
was the the tour guide, tour guide. I want to
say that way you say it now, tour tour, tour guide, tour.
Why don't we have such trouble with the English? Yeah, exactly.
Our audience loves us. So the tour guide is you know,
the Predator basically, and this one student, she's like a student, uh,
and she's from like Wisconsin or wherever. Anyway, she her
her father is from Spain, so she wanted to study abroad.
She wanted to go to Spain, and she went on
this excursion and you know, got like and I'm not
gonna spoil it because it's in't the title Predator in Saville, okay,
but and I only seen the first episode, however, so
she gets like gate raped, you know, and gets he's
like drugging these girls. But she's would I here's the
thing that worries me about. Like with Natalia. There's like
two hundred students going on these excursions from Seville with
this company. She's like, I'm on a bus, like a
couple buses. There's like two hundred students and it's very
reputable and it's like you know, you know, people talk
about it like, you know, I used it for my excursion.
But this one tour guide is a bad apple, and
he's the one that's like drugging these girls or whatever,
and like greaton's still work there, no not. They do
a documentary and he's well, I mean it seems like
he definitely did this, but like he can't, right, but
he's such a good like he has so much fun
with the students. He gets them rouled up, takes them out,
trust me, they love going to the discothech. Yeah, the
ones he doesn't murder are just like love right right.
So it's just now. In the first episode, you just
hear about this like date rape stuff. He drugs them
and whatever. But then at the end of the first
episode there is a death. One girl dies and I
guess he brought her back to his house and she
lives like in an apartment building on the top floor.
And it was like they ruled it an or they
ruled it a suicide, but then they changed it to
an accident. But it so I don't know, so I'm
still watching it. But oh, so the girl that it
happened to, she gets date rub. She comes back to
the to the States. She goes to her family's home.
She's not herself, and her parents are like, what's going
on with you? And she just kept saying she don't
want to tell her parents, so she just kept saying, oh,
you know, I'm having a I'm adjusting getting back to
the States, and like you know, so her mom is
being interviewed, and her mom googles it and it's a
thing that students can get depression after going studying abroad
because they come back and they're like readjusting to culture
to cultural readjustment thing that they call it, and it
can make you know, it can give them like, you know,
mild depression at first. But she wasn't coming out of it.
She wasn't and then when school went back in the session,
she wasn't excited to go back to school anyway. She
finally told her parents, and her dad took her to
like the embassy in Miami. Her dad took her to
the Miami embassy to tell them about this travel about
this guy and the trap. The embassy guy said to her,
you know what he goes, she said, he was very sympathetic,
but he did say I wouldn't talk about this. I
wouldn't tell anybody about this because you know, they don't Spain.
You know something about the tourism. You know, this is
an American student that happened to and it will affect tourism.
And she goes, well, he told me that, and that's
in my brain switched and went into like fight mode,
and I was like, well, that's the first fucking thing
I'm gonna do is go tell fucking everybody. So she
started posting about on Facebook and then and then she
started getting some you know, basically share shared to her friends.
And then finally, like somehow, the Today Show got a
hold of her and she went on the Today Show.
Megan Kelly interviewed her, and it went viral, and then
all these people started emailing her and saying that happened
to me, and happen to me having my friend and
then there's this death. So yeah, then they're going to
go into Then there's two more episodes to watch Still Awake.
I know, I know, watch this. I'm gonna start this
on tonight. Yeah. Yeah, it's really good. But so but
now Natalia wanting to study, So back to is it
just an excursion or are you saying no, no, no, she's
gonna go for one and then do one of their excursions. No,
she's no, she's not going on any excursions as far
as I know. Okay, I mean, she's just gonna study.
She's gonna study about it, and she wants to go
to Italy. I was where she's gonna go Okay, that's yeah, yeah, yeah,
well that's what this girl did. She was like, my
dad's from Spain, so I figured, you know, so I
don't know. Now I'm worried. Daughter. One of my best
friend's daughter is in studying abroad. She goes to Berkeley.
She's studying abroad in Paris and having the time of
her life really yep, and her dad came to visit her.
My friend went to go visit her and they spent
like ten days together, and then the dad went and
visited her, and different friends are coming to visit her.
She's having so much so she's just going for one year. No, no,
like it's like it's oh five four or five months
or whatever. It muster. Yeah, a semester. Yeah, you know what.
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O L boom. Yeah. So I wanted to tell you
that I have been watching I'm caught up with on
dtf st Louis. Yes, but I am not loving it.
I liked it. I was really into it for a
little while, and then this last episode I was just like,
I texted this friend of mine, I was like, this
show is just fucking weird, isn't it. Don't like care anymore.
Oh great, because I haven't seen I watched half of this,
the episode from last week, and then the newest episode
I haven't seen yet. I'm just like, but it is,
there's a lot of long How about that one scene
where he took his son to the park and he
was he walked off and was doing like the acrobats
on the benches. Did this was a couple episodes ago? Yes, yes,
for that went on for a long time. Yeah, and
you know it's not him the act, Like, right, what
the fuck? And then he came back and I was like, yeah,
I mean kind of trick you. It's trying to be
like ooh twists and turns like oh, you think he's
just this sort of affable like kind of can't not
adulting well, but then you're like, oh no, he's actually
really plotting and like and then it just gets so
the last episode that's out so far just gets so
fucking weird and twisted and also enough with all the
full frontal male nudity, Like what the it's I am
not opposed to seeing a penis r but you know
that they're just like, oh my god, this is gonna
be so funny. We're just gonna just keep showing his
hiss and plate right, yeah, yeah, yeah, even more in
the ah. It's just like here's his dick this way,
here's his dick that way, here's another picture of his dick.
And I'm like, all right, right right, and that's what
the dick? Right? Yeah? I okay. So here's the thing.
Like the first couple episodes, I was like, what's going on?
But then when I was in Florida, I was watching it,
and then I think it's the third up. Then I
was like, oh, I get it. She's trying to get
her husband killed and he's is that what's going on?
And she's having Jason Bateman do the crime or she
wants her husband dead, right, and she's trying to talk
Jason Bateman and do it. Oh that's the thing. We
don't know. We don't know. Maybe they're in it together,
maybe right, I don't know. Because they keep talking about
the insurance money and stuff or whatever, like taking a policy,
insurance policy. It seems to me that she wants Jason
Bateman to kill her husband or get rid of her husband.
That's what I thought. I'm going to be this other
So now I'm like, oh, great, latest episode that you're
just like, huh yeah, great, eh eh eh, just like
I have been gotten invested, and now I don't care
what happens with these people. I think I want to
just read a spoiler, yeah, find out. I just don't
know if I care. And then oh, what else did
I watch? Did you watch the House? No? But you
know I heard about this this podcast that it's called
Love Trapped. Oh that's about the Bachelor dune. But but
but it wasn't it's about him, right, but like, but
it's more about the woman that's trying to trap him.
Apparently they had a one night stand, right, but they
didn't have intercourse. They just did oral sex. And then
she tells him she's pregnant and he's like, well, well,
what you're pregnant? So it seems like she's done this
before or something. Oh yeah, so yeah, did you listen
to it? No? But I was because I'm because, as
you know, the stories about the Bachelor, I was following
along this story from the beginning of it, right, and
this podcaster named Dave Neil, who's great, really went to that.
I know Dave Neilia, I watch his show now, Yeah,
you two, so he really went to bat for Clayton
because a lot of us were just like, oh, yeah,
what a dick. He got this girl pregnant and now
he doesn't want to take responsibility. And then it fully
turned out that she was like a lying psychopath, Wow,
a really bad liar, was like faking. He made her
take a pregnancy test, but then she she she cheated
on the pregnancy test and brought a positive one with her.
However she did it, I mean, she manipulated so much stuff.
And then you know, he's had to spend so much money,
like defending himself in court. Really Neil raised money for
him for a lawyer. Really, yeah, yeah, because I've seen
him talk about it, but I always fast, I'm like,
I'm just is there any Blake Lively stuff that he's
talking about? Whatever? You know, our news and stuff like
I like it. But every time he brought it up,
I was like, I don't care. I don't know who
the guy is. But then I heard about this podcast.
I'm like, this sounds interesting. I thought they were making
a documentary too, but he is a documentary maybe well,
you know, they do the podcast and then they make
a documentary on it. You know, it sounds like it's
like a betrayal or something, or like a skim scammandant,
like all rolled into one. Yeah, that's are you listening to?
Are you no? I just found it out about it
this morning. I have got to find some new podcasts
to listen to, yeah, because I'm really like, I'll do
you effer two this, Like I'll listen to a podcast.
I'll start it. There is a there is one also. Okay,
I'm sorry, I'm all over the place, but every time
there's a podcast that's about some crazy murder story, I've
already heard it on like a date I know, right, Yeah, yeah,
there's one right now called Bridge of Lies. Right, it's
pretty good, but I already I know the story, like
I know who did it? Okay, I've seen the because
you've seen the dayline for the forty eight hours or whatever.
But it's still pretty good because some of them are
like I could still listen to like right next episodes
of this, Yeah, I could see because sometimes the date
lines don't give you the whole everything. You know. Yeah, then,
like you know, ever since we years ago we realized
that Mike Boudet is a crazy asshole, all went over
to Invisible choir, right, which is used to be a
fantastic podcast, but like, do you ever get the last
few episodes? And he's like, I haven't listened to that
and I forgot about it. Oh really the old episodes
are so good, like yeah, but lately every time one
comes on, I'm like in the middle of it, I'm
just like what, I don't who cares? I'm bored? Yeah,
Or I feel like you got this germ of a
story and now you told us way too many details, right,
It'll be like, okay, so this thing happened this let's
just say this husband who has mental illness like killed
his wife, right, Well, I don't need to go all
the way back to like nineteen fifty when you were
born and yeah, and like yeah, I don't care, Yeah,
who cares? I know it's just filler. It is it is.
And I do that with with those dateline in twenty
twenties when they start going into like they were married
in the thirty I was like, eh, I just fast
forward through that part. I get to the murder. What
how do you see the case that's going on right now?
It was on Impact I think it's on Hulu on
you know those Impact but only like thirty minutes, like
it's nightline. Basically, they're doing this, they're they're covering the story.
It's called the episode was called on the Edge of
the Cliff or something where this guy's he's a anesthesiologist
and he's with his wife in Hawaii and they're they're
hiking on her birthday. He takes her, he takes her
to wife her birthday and their story. Yeah yeah, and
then bashes her over the head and she her hair's
her head's all bleeding. Oh this is a different one. Yeah. No,
So they're they're in court right now. She testified, so yeah,
he he She was getting to he was asking her
to take a picture and she he was making her
like stand on the edge of the cliff, and she
was like, I'm getting nervous. I don't want to stand here.
And then finally he just grabbed her and then starts
She's like what are you doing? And then he like,
I guess that didn't work. He was gonna throw her over,
and then that didn't work. So then he gets a
syringe out and she's like what the like, what is happening?
And then the syringe gets knocked out of his hand,
so then he gets the rock and he starts hitting
her over the head. There's pictures of her bleeding from
her scalp right, and these other two women happen to
hear her out like screaming for help, and that's that's,
luckily why she's still alive. I guess. Okay. So I
was listening to one of those like a dateline like
a you know they'll do these. I don't love it,
but they do these thirty minute like what's going on
in the nudes? Like I heard this report and I
was it was so awful because the defense attorney, I
don't know if you heard this part the defensive tree.
He's like, well, I mean they're saying like she was
hit like this many times, but it was really twice, right,
like oh, like oh yeah. The defense attorney is cross
examining her and going, okay, but do you have any
did it break any bones in your face? And she's
like no, okay, but did you have like so nothing,
so like nothing, like you were totally fine. And she's like,
I mean, I get like that you don't have any
lasting injuries, like it didn't like break your eye socket
or anything. She's like no, It's like most of the
I'm gonna try to get him off because like, oh
my god, you cry baby hit you in the head
with a rock twice, right, right, yeah, and it's so weird.
It's great. Okay, here's another thing I watch. I don't
know if you would. So have you heard about the
movie with Will Arnett? Uh? Is this thing on? I
saw it? Yeah? Did you see the movie? What'd you
think it was?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: It was okay, right, it was just like I could
either take it or leave it, like and I love
Will Arnette, and I thought it was gonna be good
and you know, comedy struggling comedy dude. But like, first
of all, I don't I'm not a big stand up person.
I'm not you know, I don't like going to those
clubs and stuff, as you well know. But like, I
don't know, I was like kind of interested. So we
watched it in Florida and it was just like, eh,
it's just yeah, John and I watched it together and
we I did not like it. I was just like, Okay,
this is so not true to how this would go.
The whole idea of being like I'm gonna try to
stand up right going up at a club and they're
like you're next. Yes, well that does not happen. I
have no big crowds like you're and you're not gonna
get up there and get like no laughs. If you
got up there and just like were like, let me
tell you a story about my day, like my wife
left me. Nobody's gonna be like right is right? And
he's like befriending all the comics and then like he
has a one night stand with one of the comedy Yes,
you're so sexy. It's like you put on stage five times,
bombed every time, right, And then suddenly people are like
giving him a paid gig exactly not not how natural.
But that's weird to me that that's what I wanted
to ask you. It's weird that Will our Net and
Bradley Cooper they well I don't know about Bradley, but
Will Arnett should know better, Like shouldn't he be like
wait a second, this is not how it really is
in real life. That's what I was like baffled by,
Like why didn't he go like hold on, so I'm
just gonna get up there and kill it now. I
don't really have any like I haven't worked it out.
I haven't gone to other clubs, Like I'm just gonna
show up at the same club every time and just
like all of a sudden, just start killing it night
after night, right like oho, Like that doesn't make any
sense to me, and also was based on a true story.
Did you know that it said something? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
very loosely based yeah, just yeah. Didn't love it? Yeah,
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