WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:11.119 Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis. 2 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:13.119 Strange encounters of frogs. 3 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:17.280 And lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman 4 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:22.559 and all their victims. Murray pictures captured by shot witness, 5 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:27.559 ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures of aliens carving the 6 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:31.160 high rogue lyphics. This is the bizarre world. 7 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:31.879 That we live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.560 So sit back, relax, laugh. 9 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.159 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.320 This is Tom Thompson Postinos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcasts, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.600 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 13 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:58.439 wild and hilarious ride. 14 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:03.640 Now to the show. Everybody. The curtains are open, we're 15 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:04.959 checking tickets out the door. 16 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:21.799 It's about to get strange, everybody. 17 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:26.879 What's going on? Everybody out there? About an ant fire 18 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:27.400 the other day? 19 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:29.439 Yeah, yeah, and like one of them, one of the 20 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:31.480 ants dresses up like a clown. 21 00:01:31.840 --> 00:01:34.200 He's uh, just to like cheer up everybody else. 22 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:38.920 He's an antidepressed ant. 23 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:40.359 They're always dumb. 24 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:41.280 Uh. 25 00:01:41.319 --> 00:01:43.799 Did you know that seagulls die when they have sex? 26 00:01:44.879 --> 00:01:45.840 Is the one I fucked. 27 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:48.799 It's the buddy that worked over that. I laughed my 28 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:49.319 ass off. 29 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:49.879 All right. 30 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:53.560 Welcome, Welcome to another Strange Bruce special. And as we 31 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:56.200 say this, as we always say, I guess you could say, 32 00:01:56.599 --> 00:01:59.040 uh that to tune into this obviously, if you're gonna 33 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.159 listen to the audio, it's gonna be nice for your 34 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.439 ear holes. But the best thing you can do when 35 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:06.359 watching a Strange Brew special is watch it on YouTube. 36 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:08.960 It's fair, you know, watch it because we have a 37 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:11.759 couple of things to show we you know, so tune 38 00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:15.000 in if you can to the video, you know what. 39 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:17.199 Most of our stuff is usually audio and stuff like that. 40 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:18.120 You can catch a lot of time. 41 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:19.840 I will be naked at one point in time in 42 00:02:19.879 --> 00:02:21.039 this episode. 43 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:25.039 Jesus loves the Bruce. Yeah, so we are. 44 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:35.840 Strange podcast. He just took what's going on. 45 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:38.960 So we're gonna get into a very special Easter episode, 46 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.240 a very strange one, and we're going to talk about 47 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:46.199 the history of Easter, different celebrations and festivities. 48 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:50.000 We have no me next to us. His name is Bubbles. 49 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:52.360 He's a good boy. 50 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:55.240 It's a strange no see get his go go guys, 51 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:59.840 extended legs going, Holy fuck. 52 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:06.840 He was a tall motherfucker. Look at that. Damn funny 53 00:03:06.840 --> 00:03:14.319 if a dick you could pull out to get here, 54 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:15.879 get here. 55 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:19.240 So there are, you know, slightly strange holidays out there, 56 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:23.599 But Easter, with its candy eggs, playful bunnies, and very 57 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:28.840 serious religious element might make you think why why? Why would? 58 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:31.960 Why is it like this? Why do we celebrate Easter? 59 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:33.319 Why do you think we celebrate Easter? 60 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:33.639 Really? 61 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:37.680 Sure's a bunch of reasons, But then there's the fact 62 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:40.159 of it's good Friday and Easter Monday. 63 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:40.960 Is that it? 64 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:42.080 But why do we celebrate it? 65 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.759 Because Easter Monday our Lord and Savior. 66 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:51.479 Jought you were saying for our sins. 67 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:53.840 I thought you're coming up with an example that wasn't 68 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:57.319 the obvious one that died for our sins. 69 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:00.599 Yes, came back and he came back, he and Cardia 70 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:01.560 three days later. 71 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:04.400 It could have been you know what the I love 72 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:06.360 that story too. They said they moved the boulder three 73 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:07.919 days later and he wasn't there, so he could have 74 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:11.120 just like immediately came back. Like they don't know that 75 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:13.080 of his three days it's the oldest. They just know 76 00:04:13.120 --> 00:04:15.199 they checked three days later and then he wasn't there. 77 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:19.720 He's just a wizard. Uh so there are. 78 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:24.560 Obviously, it's a mishmash of ancient fertility symbols from various cultures, 79 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:30.000 Roman and Catholic and Celtic, most prominently with Christian iconography 80 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:34.959 celebrating the rebirth of Jesus Christ. You know, you know Jesus? 81 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:37.920 Do you know about Jesus? Do you know about your 82 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:39.639 Lord and Savior of Jesus Christ. 83 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:42.800 All he really wants to is about three fitty, don't 84 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:43.079 get in. 85 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:46.199 Just about three. 86 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:53.480 That clip up, So there is no way to describe it. 87 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.879 Imagine trying to explain to an alien what this holiday is. 88 00:04:57.800 --> 00:05:01.240 We sell like, there's a dude, I thought he was God. 89 00:05:01.560 --> 00:05:02.000 He died. 90 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:03.680 I'm pretty sure we killed him, and then he just 91 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:06.360 like came back, so like he clearly was God. 92 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:10.360 Well, we celebrate the rebirth of our savior by eating 93 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:15.639 chocolate eggs that were delivered by or delivered or and 94 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:19.040 or by our giant magical rabbit. 95 00:05:20.879 --> 00:05:24.120 Had questions that translates pretty pretty awkwardly, for sure. 96 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:26.600 I'm pretty sure an alien would have some. 97 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.519 I don't know, I feel like we stepped on that 98 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:30.800 before too. Where the the bunny come from? 99 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:31.120 Again? 100 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:32.519 Well, we'll get into it. 101 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:38.079 There he goes homeboy fuck the Martian once. Sorry I 102 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:40.000 just mentioned it. That was that was gim. 103 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:45.920 Obviously, an alien would think very strange things about this planet. 104 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:46.399 To begin with. 105 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:49.000 I think that we are a sitcom show on their 106 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:50.399 network called Earth. 107 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:55.480 It's kind of like future on that I could have, 108 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:57.319 could be, could be. 109 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.000 Oh, we are drinking a bunch of different drinks. Billy's 110 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.240 Organic beer. We want to sponsor one day, so we're 111 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:05.839 gonna shut out where we drink. I got Blue Lobster vodka, 112 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:09.920 lime soda, I got neutral vodka soda, I got original 113 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:11.160 coconut vodka. 114 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:12.399 And I think I have a gin drink. 115 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:14.759 I got Gin smash. I got a bunch of different ships. 116 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:16.920 You are the fucking worst white girl I've ever seen 117 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:17.480 in my life. 118 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:22.279 I'm fireball and fireball everybody. I'm gonna get messed up 119 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:26.600 on fireball like an old hick in a fucking out East. 120 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:30.639 There's no old hicks getting sucked up on fireballs at ease. 121 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:33.199 They're drinking actual beer and whiskey. 122 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:36.439 No hicks drink fireball. Who do you think drinks fireball? 123 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:37.600 White girls. 124 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:44.319 Say call me spacey h So obviously, like virtually every 125 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:49.600 Christian holiday Easter has two thousand years of myths, legends, 126 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:54.480 and misconceptions associated with it. Most have to do with 127 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:59.720 obviously traditional icons of the holiday candy, rabbits, eggs, et cetera. 128 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.040 I wonder if eating the eggs is like a simplesm 129 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:04.199 of eating their babies. 130 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:06.160 Could be? Could be? 131 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:11.240 But this very the very origins of the Easter holiday 132 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:14.360 is shrouded in mystery, as its name and its date 133 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:19.560 not mentioned. The fringe theories about what really happened to 134 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:20.480 Jesus Christ? 135 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:22.480 Do you know what happened to Jesus Christ? 136 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:26.360 What really happened? Tom? 137 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:28.720 Because yeah, if you were there, for sure you have 138 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:32.759 this my great aunt, uncle Pappy, old uncle Tom. 139 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:35.920 Or did he actually bro he was there? He was there? 140 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:36.959 Did he actually exist? 141 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:39.639 See, that's the only thing I've always argued, because there's 142 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:42.600 so much different contradiction, and even like the people in 143 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:45.079 evolution are like, yeah, he existed, Like we know for 144 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:46.959 a fucking fact, this man was a man. 145 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:50.759 That's as much as like au though, or is he not? 146 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:53.439 Based on recycled stories from fucking the Egyptians? 147 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:56.959 That's my theory. Well, the biggest thing was him specifically. 148 00:07:57.040 --> 00:08:00.600 I guess between the fact of okay, like take religion 149 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:02.800 out of this entirely. Like even people that like will 150 00:08:02.879 --> 00:08:05.480 argue evolution will argue that Jesus was a real person 151 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:06.319 and existed. 152 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:09.279 There's also people that are scholars and historians that argue 153 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:11.759 that he didn't even exist and that he was just 154 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:15.680 based on bathought old mythos from ancient times. 155 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:16.240 Yeah. 156 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:19.399 See, that's not popular opinion of story. Yeah, I understand 157 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:22.639 popular opinion. No, popular opinion of historians. Popular mecanicis for 158 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:24.079 kids of historians. 159 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:26.519 I don't know. 160 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:30.240 I don't trust anything that anybody says anytime of the day. 161 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:33.399 That's a big thing too, Like you get these stories 162 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:36.120 and even thinking like back then, so like okay, without 163 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.320 all the technology and everything that we have now it 164 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:42.039 Google pardon me if well you were let's say we 165 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:43.720 didn't have computers, and let's say you heard the story 166 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.159 of jess and you're like, I've always felt special and 167 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.759 then you just start walking around pretending you're that fucking 168 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:50.519 person again, Like that literally could have. 169 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:51.000 Been what it was. 170 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:54.200 Yeah, yeah, it just maybe like people obviously people think 171 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:57.039 he was a sand wizard and stuff like that, but 172 00:08:57.399 --> 00:09:00.240 he probably was just some guy that was really nice 173 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:01.080 and like to help people. 174 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:01.559 Who knows? 175 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:02.720 But you made the good point. 176 00:09:02.960 --> 00:09:03.559 What who knows? 177 00:09:03.559 --> 00:09:06.360 If it has to do with the reptilians bingo that 178 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:10.799 you know that they're in history. We date it based 179 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:12.519 on his death and like. 180 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:16.840 Before and which is exactly fucking why we know that 181 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:18.240 what happened. 182 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.960 To Jesus and who was responsible for his death? 183 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:22.320 Was it the Jews? 184 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:26.679 We'll get into it, all right, so the Eastern okay 185 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:28.559 he was, you know, we'll. 186 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:29.000 Get into it. 187 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:32.120 The Easter Bunny is traditionally considered part of the Easter 188 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:36.440 holiday because it represents rebirth of the life that comes 189 00:09:36.559 --> 00:09:37.600 after spring. 190 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:41.080 Fucking kid, and Easter Bunny did this? 191 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:43.360 All I said was Easter Bunny at the Minimo Park 192 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:46.080 mall is more convincing. He just jumped araially and knocked 193 00:09:46.120 --> 00:09:47.600 me down. 194 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:49.919 Let it go. He's under a lot of pressure. That 195 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:50.720 happened to him. 196 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.879 The guys Sue kicked his ass that ship. 197 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:59.799 Come on, Bob, all right, honey, don't forget to look 198 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:03.279 for your Easter eggs on Sunday? 199 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:03.960 All right? 200 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:10.200 Who's an excellent pay guys, big guys like everybody. 201 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:12.399 Else from Brodie. 202 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:20.960 Come on, come on, kids are ruthless? 203 00:10:21.080 --> 00:10:23.600 Oh yeah, so yes, we're gonna get a little bit 204 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:26.679 into the Easter Bunny. But just so everybody knows, me 205 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:29.919 and Billy strive to be the Jay and sound Bob 206 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:30.879 of podcasting. 207 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:33.480 I think that was more your vision than mine. 208 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:37.679 But okay, I'm fat and not so silent and you're 209 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:41.080 a comical skinny man with out long hair. But if 210 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:43.440 me and Billy eventually have a plan, we have a 211 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:44.799 plan that I really want. 212 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:47.960 To do this for me in your plans, you made 213 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:50.159 a plan, it's as Billy's plan. 214 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:51.039 You're in my plan. 215 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:53.240 But I want to get the outfit and give from 216 00:10:53.279 --> 00:10:56.399 Amazon and from like obviously the Jane Sound Bob like 217 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:59.360 Secret Stash or whatever. I want to get the costumes, 218 00:10:59.559 --> 00:11:02.000 and maybe for next year for the Halloween special, I 219 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:04.039 want to dress up as Chantstop Bob. I think it'd 220 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:07.840 be fucking hilarious. It would work really well, And yeah, 221 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:08.320 we are. 222 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:11.720 I would love for an episode where you didn't fucking talk. 223 00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:13.320 What would the fans do without me? 224 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:15.720 Man, I'd enjoy it. 225 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:17.879 We are the chance up podcasting. 226 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:21.080 You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more 227 00:11:21.120 --> 00:11:22.799 of my life instead of hanging out in front of 228 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:24.360 places selling weed and shit. 229 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:28.639 Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? 230 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:30.759 I like seals and ship. 231 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:37.720 Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah, you put my face on that, 232 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:39.720 didn't see me. I was like, what the fuck is 233 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:42.440 happening right now? Find a new alien life. I'm still muted, 234 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:44.720 aren't I? And fuck it? 235 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:50.799 And people be like there he goes homeboy fuck the 236 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:52.039 Martian one bro. 237 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:54.440 I stared at that for like halfway through until I 238 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:55.720 realized my face was on it. 239 00:11:55.759 --> 00:11:57.799 I was like, that looks oddly fucking familiar. 240 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:00.919 And if you did reads that the subitos and said 241 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:02.879 instead when he was like, I wish I didn't spend 242 00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:06.519 my life out the singa fore store selling weed and ship, 243 00:12:06.799 --> 00:12:09.320 it said, I wish I didn't spend my life podcasting 244 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:14.120 and getting drunk a ship. Yeah, just a little a 245 00:12:14.120 --> 00:12:16.639 little fun, a little a little fun shit going on 246 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:21.159 for the live special. So let's get into the Easter Bunny. 247 00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:23.039 You want to talk about the Easter Bunny? 248 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:23.440 Sure? 249 00:12:24.200 --> 00:12:28.879 So used to yes, yes, Easter Bunny who was a rapist? 250 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:31.039 Cancel ease, cancel so. 251 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:33.759 And then I just want to mention this that we 252 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:36.879 have decided to cut a bunch of episodes from the 253 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:40.240 earlier days of strange brew. They will eventually be coming 254 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.720 on to maybe some of them will some of them 255 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:45.080 will be some of them won't be coming onto the Patreon, 256 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:48.840 but we have plans I know, well, they'll be on 257 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:52.159 Patreon for people that want to pay to have extra content. 258 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:53.759 We have a bunch of stuff on the Patreon now. 259 00:12:53.960 --> 00:12:55.960 It's a lot of fun and we have even more 260 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:57.960 ideas coming down the pipeline. 261 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:02.279 Can you do the sad music quick? Okay, quick, great? Quick? 262 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:07.679 Only ninety cents a day. You can sponsor pull a billion, 263 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:10.120 pull a Tom from having to buy their own beer. 264 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:12.600 It's Traine podcasts. 265 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:15.120 First, let's pay off all the stuff that we pay 266 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:16.799 for the podcast, and then we can. 267 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:18.840 Pay for I just want beer, I know. 268 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:21.039 And uh so, yes, we have a lot of stuff 269 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.799 coming for the Patron's gonna be a lot of fun. 270 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:26.360 But we are choosing to redo episodes that we think 271 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:29.919 that we could do more justice now without justin and 272 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:34.120 uh the way we used to do things as because 273 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:36.120 there's episodes that were specifically me and him did that 274 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:39.000 got cut that were that got a lot of downloads, 275 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:39.960 but after. 276 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:42.039 Listening to him, we were pretty pretty cringe. 277 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:45.600 As the fans say back back then we drank twenty 278 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:49.320 six ers. Ever said that, Oh I've I've had a 279 00:13:49.360 --> 00:13:54.559 comment or too, cringe cringe, Yes, uh, yes, every time 280 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:58.120 I mispronounce something, somebody calls me cringey. 281 00:13:58.279 --> 00:13:59.960 So, uh, you know it's a lot. 282 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:02.120 Yeah, so it is a lot. 283 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:05.360 So the Buddy is usually linked with Pegans Spring holiday 284 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:09.639 that honored in the obviously the goddess of fertility Asta. 285 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:12.559 I think that's your name is Steena. You're talking about 286 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:14.080 mispronouncing words. 287 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:17.000 E o s. I need to see I'm not getting 288 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:19.879 read it out. I need to see the word astera 289 00:14:21.399 --> 00:14:24.159 ah stuta. 290 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.759 But this is but this is itself a modern invention 291 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:33.360 created by folk luris Jacob Grimm in the eighteen hundreds. 292 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:35.879 That actually the you don't we know the grim Brothers 293 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:39.279 and stuff like that, the books that came out that 294 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:42.080 he's the one supposed to be made the Easter Bunny, 295 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:49.480 a thing which I never knew. Fun just yes, weird, 296 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:52.120 eh cool. I'm surprised when I have a holiday where 297 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:53.519 we burned children in ovens? 298 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.879 Which holiday is I'm surprised we don't have. 299 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:01.320 Oh look he all someone said that one. I'm like, 300 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:02.799 I don't know that holiday. 301 00:15:03.039 --> 00:15:05.840 So Obviously, the simple explanation of the Easter body is 302 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:09.120 linked with Easter is the rabbits obviously represent an important 303 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:12.000 symbol of a Christian Christianityans in general. 304 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:14.679 I'm just thinking how bad that could have changed. 305 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:17.639 Instead of four twenty where you smoke weed, his birthday 306 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:18.200 was burnt. 307 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:21.679 Oh you you. 308 00:15:21.600 --> 00:15:24.840 Burn like weed that looks like children. 309 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:28.440 You have to So every family that has three, every 310 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:31.759 family that has more than one child, by the time 311 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:35.600 the children turned eighteen, one of them has to be 312 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.960 burned or I have to sacrifice fifty percent of your 313 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:40.240 if it's scared loom. 314 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:43.480 If it because four twenty is the big h's birthday. 315 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:47.120 You know what if you what if you like cut 316 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:50.080 the nose, big nose off of like a weed nug 317 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.960 look like everything weed never nose, and you burn it. 318 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:58.000 It could have been when it started. Sounds like that 319 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:01.559 came from a white rally, for sure, so stupid, but obviously, 320 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:02.600 like that's what I always thought. 321 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:04.480 I always thought the like and what I've read, So 322 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:07.320 there's obviously different people saying different things. 323 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.000 Historians say. 324 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:11.200 One thing, this historian says, another thing, yeah, is that 325 00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:14.919 the Easter bunny was based on fertility because like fuck 326 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:15.679 a jack rabbit. 327 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.360 Yeah I could see that too, and like being paired 328 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:21.120 with the fact of the Lord and Saber being born 329 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:25.080 from Mary that wasn't fucked and then oh she got fucked. 330 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:27.759 Yeah one hundred she did what we're aliens, bro, what 331 00:16:27.840 --> 00:16:30.200 a fucking boss ass move. Though, I'm still like, I'm 332 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:32.720 still yeah, I'm still so happy about that. I wish, like, 333 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:36.240 one day, I wish somebody could convince somebody that they 334 00:16:36.360 --> 00:16:38.600 got pregnant and they never had sex. 335 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:41.159 You should look at the camera when you're speaking. I'm 336 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:42.799 staring into the computer at you. 337 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:43.600 Yeah. 338 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:46.960 Yeah, so he's like staring at Billy's like, I love 339 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:51.039 my eyes. But no, this idea, right, that comes from like, 340 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:55.080 you know, fucking as often as possible to create your 341 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:58.039 seed and to spread your seed around and you know, 342 00:16:58.120 --> 00:17:01.559 obviously grow the compulation that is now too large. 343 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:03.240 And Bill Gates does not like it. 344 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:05.839 He does not like how many people are on the earth. 345 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:09.480 And he's got ways to change it. He's got ways. 346 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:12.759 He doesn't have much left of his fucking life, I know. 347 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:13.680 I'm like, why do you care? 348 00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:15.720 So you're not a doctor, what do you care about? 349 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:17.200 All the ship? Get the fuck out of here there's 350 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:19.440 about the humanity for future. Yeah, does he. 351 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:22.640 By injecting people in fucking South Africa giving them polio 352 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:23.039 and shit? 353 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:24.680 I don't trust him whatsoever. 354 00:17:25.160 --> 00:17:26.559 I don't trust him as far as I can kick 355 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:28.240 him in the nuts because I can't reach him because 356 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:30.680 he's in a fucking massive mansion. You know, he gets 357 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.039 kicked back from everything he fucking does. A fuck that motherfucker. 358 00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:36.279 All right, So obviously the easter buddies land. 359 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:39.160 What fucking businessman, I'll give him that. 360 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:42.200 Yeah, it's true, as his believiation times that the hair 361 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:48.319 could obviously reproduce a sexually what a virgin birth of sorts? 362 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:51.279 Just as Billy said the same way you said, like that, 363 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:56.559 so buddies can fuck themselves and pro create. 364 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:58.480 Yeah, no, I'm googling that one because. 365 00:17:58.359 --> 00:17:59.480 Isn't that a sexually? 366 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:00.359 Is not what that means? 367 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:02.799 Oh yeah, as soon as the camera says, can bunnies 368 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:04.279 get and it's the first thing that came up, it's 369 00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:11.079 pregnant by themselves. What two common situations may result in 370 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:13.359 having a pregnant rabbit If you've recently acquired a pet 371 00:18:13.400 --> 00:18:15.519 rabbit from the environment which his house is a male 372 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:16.000 rabbit or. 373 00:18:16.039 --> 00:18:17.680 YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, dah. 374 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:21.559 If both an intact male and an intact female rabbit 375 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:24.440 who spend time together, yeah, like that's just regular fucking like, 376 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:29.680 why is this coming up? It doesn't stay rabbits breed themselves. 377 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:34.079 Breed like rabbits is a common expression, and regits are 378 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:38.880 indeed prolific breeders. But yeah, well you can produce billy, 379 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:41.160 give a fuck billy, fuck you billy. 380 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:42.599 Oh that's kind of cool. 381 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:45.720 I'm not getting an answer form pregnant themselves, but one 382 00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:49.880 doe can have produced more than twenty offspring, and many 383 00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:52.640 of these will breed themselves when only four months old. 384 00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:57.039 What when they say breed themselves, I'm thinking like, like, 385 00:18:57.160 --> 00:19:01.079 they can also breed scary at four months old. 386 00:19:01.119 --> 00:19:02.960 But it doesn't I don't know. 387 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:04.039 He doesn't know. 388 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:07.160 Can a male rabbit get pregnant a small breed rabbit 389 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:09.880 female can get Yeah, the fucking as must just be 390 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:10.880 a crazy. 391 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:12.960 What the fuck? 392 00:19:16.279 --> 00:19:18.680 All right, we go to twitch for rock cuts of 393 00:19:18.720 --> 00:19:19.480 the YouTube. 394 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:23.319 Sorry I laughed at that, but that caught me off guard. Buddy, there, Yeah, that. 395 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:23.960 Caught me off guard. 396 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.759 Someone just commented on the twitch and said I'm depressed 397 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:27.720 and I don't know what to do. 398 00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:30.119 I have sex with a rabbit and see what happens. 399 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:34.640 I don't know. A fun game when I was depressed 400 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:35.839 was my wrists. 401 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:40.720