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Speaker 4: This is Tom Thompson Postinos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcasts,
Speaker 4: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 4: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 4: wild and hilarious ride.
Speaker 2: Now to the show. Everybody. The curtains are open, we're
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Speaker 5: It's about to get strange, everybody.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Everybody out there? About an ant fire
Speaker 2: the other day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and like one of them, one of the
Speaker 3: ants dresses up like a clown.
Speaker 2: He's uh, just to like cheer up everybody else.
Speaker 3: He's an antidepressed ant.
Speaker 2: They're always dumb.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 7: Did you know that seagulls die when they have sex?
Speaker 2: Is the one I fucked.
Speaker 7: It's the buddy that worked over that. I laughed my
Speaker 7: ass off.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 8: Welcome, Welcome to another Strange Bruce special. And as we
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Speaker 3: I will be naked at one point in time in
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 7: Jesus loves the Bruce. Yeah, so we are.
Speaker 2: Strange podcast. He just took what's going on.
Speaker 8: So we're gonna get into a very special Easter episode,
Speaker 8: a very strange one, and we're going to talk about
Speaker 8: the history of Easter, different celebrations and festivities.
Speaker 7: We have no me next to us. His name is Bubbles.
Speaker 2: He's a good boy.
Speaker 8: It's a strange no see get his go go guys,
Speaker 8: extended legs going, Holy fuck.
Speaker 7: He was a tall motherfucker. Look at that. Damn funny
Speaker 7: if a dick you could pull out to get here,
Speaker 7: get here.
Speaker 8: So there are, you know, slightly strange holidays out there,
Speaker 8: But Easter, with its candy eggs, playful bunnies, and very
Speaker 8: serious religious element might make you think why why? Why would?
Speaker 8: Why is it like this? Why do we celebrate Easter?
Speaker 8: Why do you think we celebrate Easter?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Sure's a bunch of reasons, But then there's the fact
Speaker 3: of it's good Friday and Easter Monday.
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 7: But why do we celebrate it?
Speaker 2: Because Easter Monday our Lord and Savior.
Speaker 3: Jought you were saying for our sins.
Speaker 2: I thought you're coming up with an example that wasn't
Speaker 2: the obvious one that died for our sins.
Speaker 8: Yes, came back and he came back, he and Cardia
Speaker 8: three days later.
Speaker 3: It could have been you know what the I love
Speaker 3: that story too. They said they moved the boulder three
Speaker 3: days later and he wasn't there, so he could have
Speaker 3: just like immediately came back. Like they don't know that
Speaker 3: of his three days it's the oldest. They just know
Speaker 3: they checked three days later and then he wasn't there.
Speaker 7: He's just a wizard. Uh so there are.
Speaker 8: Obviously, it's a mishmash of ancient fertility symbols from various cultures,
Speaker 8: Roman and Catholic and Celtic, most prominently with Christian iconography
Speaker 8: celebrating the rebirth of Jesus Christ. You know, you know Jesus?
Speaker 8: Do you know about Jesus? Do you know about your
Speaker 8: Lord and Savior of Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: All he really wants to is about three fitty, don't
Speaker 2: get in.
Speaker 7: Just about three.
Speaker 2: That clip up, So there is no way to describe it.
Speaker 8: Imagine trying to explain to an alien what this holiday is.
Speaker 2: We sell like, there's a dude, I thought he was God.
Speaker 2: He died.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we killed him, and then he just
Speaker 3: like came back, so like he clearly was God.
Speaker 8: Well, we celebrate the rebirth of our savior by eating
Speaker 8: chocolate eggs that were delivered by or delivered or and
Speaker 8: or by our giant magical rabbit.
Speaker 3: Had questions that translates pretty pretty awkwardly, for sure.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure an alien would have some.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like we stepped on that
Speaker 3: before too. Where the the bunny come from?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 7: Well, we'll get into it.
Speaker 2: There he goes homeboy fuck the Martian once. Sorry I
Speaker 2: just mentioned it. That was that was gim.
Speaker 8: Obviously, an alien would think very strange things about this planet.
Speaker 2: To begin with.
Speaker 8: I think that we are a sitcom show on their
Speaker 8: network called Earth.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like future on that I could have,
Speaker 2: could be, could be.
Speaker 8: Oh, we are drinking a bunch of different drinks. Billy's
Speaker 8: Organic beer. We want to sponsor one day, so we're
Speaker 8: gonna shut out where we drink. I got Blue Lobster vodka,
Speaker 8: lime soda, I got neutral vodka soda, I got original
Speaker 8: coconut vodka.
Speaker 2: And I think I have a gin drink.
Speaker 7: I got Gin smash. I got a bunch of different ships.
Speaker 2: You are the fucking worst white girl I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 8: I'm fireball and fireball everybody. I'm gonna get messed up
Speaker 8: on fireball like an old hick in a fucking out East.
Speaker 3: There's no old hicks getting sucked up on fireballs at ease.
Speaker 3: They're drinking actual beer and whiskey.
Speaker 7: No hicks drink fireball. Who do you think drinks fireball?
Speaker 2: White girls.
Speaker 8: Say call me spacey h So obviously, like virtually every
Speaker 8: Christian holiday Easter has two thousand years of myths, legends,
Speaker 8: and misconceptions associated with it. Most have to do with
Speaker 8: obviously traditional icons of the holiday candy, rabbits, eggs, et cetera.
Speaker 3: I wonder if eating the eggs is like a simplesm
Speaker 3: of eating their babies.
Speaker 2: Could be? Could be?
Speaker 8: But this very the very origins of the Easter holiday
Speaker 8: is shrouded in mystery, as its name and its date
Speaker 8: not mentioned. The fringe theories about what really happened to
Speaker 8: Jesus Christ?
Speaker 7: Do you know what happened to Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2: What really happened? Tom?
Speaker 3: Because yeah, if you were there, for sure you have
Speaker 3: this my great aunt, uncle Pappy, old uncle Tom.
Speaker 2: Or did he actually bro he was there? He was there?
Speaker 7: Did he actually exist?
Speaker 3: See, that's the only thing I've always argued, because there's
Speaker 3: so much different contradiction, and even like the people in
Speaker 3: evolution are like, yeah, he existed, Like we know for
Speaker 3: a fucking fact, this man was a man.
Speaker 2: That's as much as like au though, or is he not?
Speaker 8: Based on recycled stories from fucking the Egyptians?
Speaker 2: That's my theory. Well, the biggest thing was him specifically.
Speaker 3: I guess between the fact of okay, like take religion
Speaker 3: out of this entirely. Like even people that like will
Speaker 3: argue evolution will argue that Jesus was a real person
Speaker 3: and existed.
Speaker 8: There's also people that are scholars and historians that argue
Speaker 8: that he didn't even exist and that he was just
Speaker 8: based on bathought old mythos from ancient times.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, that's not popular opinion of story. Yeah, I understand
Speaker 3: popular opinion. No, popular opinion of historians. Popular mecanicis for
Speaker 3: kids of historians.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't trust anything that anybody says anytime of the day.
Speaker 3: That's a big thing too, Like you get these stories
Speaker 3: and even thinking like back then, so like okay, without
Speaker 3: all the technology and everything that we have now it
Speaker 3: Google pardon me if well you were let's say we
Speaker 3: didn't have computers, and let's say you heard the story
Speaker 3: of jess and you're like, I've always felt special and
Speaker 3: then you just start walking around pretending you're that fucking
Speaker 3: person again, Like that literally could have.
Speaker 2: Been what it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it just maybe like people obviously people think
Speaker 8: he was a sand wizard and stuff like that, but
Speaker 8: he probably was just some guy that was really nice
Speaker 8: and like to help people.
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 7: But you made the good point.
Speaker 2: What who knows?
Speaker 8: If it has to do with the reptilians bingo that
Speaker 8: you know that they're in history. We date it based
Speaker 8: on his death and like.
Speaker 3: Before and which is exactly fucking why we know that
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 7: To Jesus and who was responsible for his death?
Speaker 2: Was it the Jews?
Speaker 8: We'll get into it, all right, so the Eastern okay
Speaker 8: he was, you know, we'll.
Speaker 7: Get into it.
Speaker 8: The Easter Bunny is traditionally considered part of the Easter
Speaker 8: holiday because it represents rebirth of the life that comes
Speaker 8: after spring.
Speaker 7: Fucking kid, and Easter Bunny did this?
Speaker 8: All I said was Easter Bunny at the Minimo Park
Speaker 8: mall is more convincing. He just jumped araially and knocked
Speaker 8: me down.
Speaker 2: Let it go. He's under a lot of pressure. That
Speaker 2: happened to him.
Speaker 3: The guys Sue kicked his ass that ship.
Speaker 8: Come on, Bob, all right, honey, don't forget to look
Speaker 8: for your Easter eggs on Sunday?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: Who's an excellent pay guys, big guys like everybody.
Speaker 7: Else from Brodie.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, kids are ruthless?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, so yes, we're gonna get a little bit
Speaker 8: into the Easter Bunny. But just so everybody knows, me
Speaker 8: and Billy strive to be the Jay and sound Bob
Speaker 8: of podcasting.
Speaker 2: I think that was more your vision than mine.
Speaker 8: But okay, I'm fat and not so silent and you're
Speaker 8: a comical skinny man with out long hair. But if
Speaker 8: me and Billy eventually have a plan, we have a
Speaker 8: plan that I really want.
Speaker 3: To do this for me in your plans, you made
Speaker 3: a plan, it's as Billy's plan.
Speaker 2: You're in my plan.
Speaker 8: But I want to get the outfit and give from
Speaker 8: Amazon and from like obviously the Jane Sound Bob like
Speaker 8: Secret Stash or whatever. I want to get the costumes,
Speaker 8: and maybe for next year for the Halloween special, I
Speaker 8: want to dress up as Chantstop Bob. I think it'd
Speaker 8: be fucking hilarious. It would work really well, And yeah,
Speaker 8: we are.
Speaker 3: I would love for an episode where you didn't fucking talk.
Speaker 7: What would the fans do without me?
Speaker 8: Man, I'd enjoy it.
Speaker 7: We are the chance up podcasting.
Speaker 8: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more
Speaker 8: of my life instead of hanging out in front of
Speaker 8: places selling weed and shit.
Speaker 2: Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me?
Speaker 9: I like seals and ship.
Speaker 2: Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah, you put my face on that,
Speaker 2: didn't see me. I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: happening right now? Find a new alien life. I'm still muted,
Speaker 2: aren't I? And fuck it?
Speaker 8: And people be like there he goes homeboy fuck the
Speaker 8: Martian one bro.
Speaker 3: I stared at that for like halfway through until I
Speaker 3: realized my face was on it.
Speaker 2: I was like, that looks oddly fucking familiar.
Speaker 8: And if you did reads that the subitos and said
Speaker 8: instead when he was like, I wish I didn't spend
Speaker 8: my life out the singa fore store selling weed and ship,
Speaker 8: it said, I wish I didn't spend my life podcasting
Speaker 8: and getting drunk a ship. Yeah, just a little a
Speaker 8: little fun, a little a little fun shit going on
Speaker 8: for the live special. So let's get into the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 8: You want to talk about the Easter Bunny?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: So used to yes, yes, Easter Bunny who was a rapist?
Speaker 3: Cancel ease, cancel so.
Speaker 8: And then I just want to mention this that we
Speaker 8: have decided to cut a bunch of episodes from the
Speaker 8: earlier days of strange brew. They will eventually be coming
Speaker 8: on to maybe some of them will some of them
Speaker 8: will be some of them won't be coming onto the Patreon,
Speaker 8: but we have plans I know, well, they'll be on
Speaker 8: Patreon for people that want to pay to have extra content.
Speaker 8: We have a bunch of stuff on the Patreon now.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of fun and we have even more
Speaker 8: ideas coming down the pipeline.
Speaker 2: Can you do the sad music quick? Okay, quick, great? Quick?
Speaker 3: Only ninety cents a day. You can sponsor pull a billion,
Speaker 3: pull a Tom from having to buy their own beer.
Speaker 2: It's Traine podcasts.
Speaker 8: First, let's pay off all the stuff that we pay
Speaker 8: for the podcast, and then we can.
Speaker 2: Pay for I just want beer, I know.
Speaker 8: And uh so, yes, we have a lot of stuff
Speaker 8: coming for the Patron's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8: But we are choosing to redo episodes that we think
Speaker 8: that we could do more justice now without justin and
Speaker 8: uh the way we used to do things as because
Speaker 8: there's episodes that were specifically me and him did that
Speaker 8: got cut that were that got a lot of downloads,
Speaker 8: but after.
Speaker 7: Listening to him, we were pretty pretty cringe.
Speaker 8: As the fans say back back then we drank twenty
Speaker 8: six ers. Ever said that, Oh I've I've had a
Speaker 8: comment or too, cringe cringe, Yes, uh, yes, every time
Speaker 8: I mispronounce something, somebody calls me cringey.
Speaker 2: So, uh, you know it's a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it is a lot.
Speaker 8: So the Buddy is usually linked with Pegans Spring holiday
Speaker 8: that honored in the obviously the goddess of fertility Asta.
Speaker 8: I think that's your name is Steena. You're talking about
Speaker 8: mispronouncing words.
Speaker 2: E o s. I need to see I'm not getting
Speaker 2: read it out. I need to see the word astera
Speaker 2: ah stuta.
Speaker 8: But this is but this is itself a modern invention
Speaker 8: created by folk luris Jacob Grimm in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 8: That actually the you don't we know the grim Brothers
Speaker 8: and stuff like that, the books that came out that
Speaker 8: he's the one supposed to be made the Easter Bunny,
Speaker 8: a thing which I never knew. Fun just yes, weird,
Speaker 8: eh cool. I'm surprised when I have a holiday where
Speaker 8: we burned children in ovens?
Speaker 2: Which holiday is I'm surprised we don't have.
Speaker 3: Oh look he all someone said that one. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know that holiday.
Speaker 8: So Obviously, the simple explanation of the Easter body is
Speaker 8: linked with Easter is the rabbits obviously represent an important
Speaker 8: symbol of a Christian Christianityans in general.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking how bad that could have changed.
Speaker 3: Instead of four twenty where you smoke weed, his birthday
Speaker 3: was burnt.
Speaker 2: Oh you you.
Speaker 7: Burn like weed that looks like children.
Speaker 3: You have to So every family that has three, every
Speaker 3: family that has more than one child, by the time
Speaker 3: the children turned eighteen, one of them has to be
Speaker 3: burned or I have to sacrifice fifty percent of your
Speaker 3: if it's scared loom.
Speaker 7: If it because four twenty is the big h's birthday.
Speaker 8: You know what if you what if you like cut
Speaker 8: the nose, big nose off of like a weed nug
Speaker 8: look like everything weed never nose, and you burn it.
Speaker 2: It could have been when it started. Sounds like that
Speaker 2: came from a white rally, for sure, so stupid, but obviously,
Speaker 2: like that's what I always thought.
Speaker 8: I always thought the like and what I've read, So
Speaker 8: there's obviously different people saying different things.
Speaker 2: Historians say.
Speaker 8: One thing, this historian says, another thing, yeah, is that
Speaker 8: the Easter bunny was based on fertility because like fuck
Speaker 8: a jack rabbit.
Speaker 3: Yeah I could see that too, and like being paired
Speaker 3: with the fact of the Lord and Saber being born
Speaker 3: from Mary that wasn't fucked and then oh she got fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah one hundred she did what we're aliens, bro, what
Speaker 3: a fucking boss ass move. Though, I'm still like, I'm
Speaker 3: still yeah, I'm still so happy about that. I wish, like,
Speaker 3: one day, I wish somebody could convince somebody that they
Speaker 3: got pregnant and they never had sex.
Speaker 8: You should look at the camera when you're speaking. I'm
Speaker 8: staring into the computer at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so he's like staring at Billy's like, I love
Speaker 8: my eyes. But no, this idea, right, that comes from like,
Speaker 8: you know, fucking as often as possible to create your
Speaker 8: seed and to spread your seed around and you know,
Speaker 8: obviously grow the compulation that is now too large.
Speaker 7: And Bill Gates does not like it.
Speaker 2: He does not like how many people are on the earth.
Speaker 2: And he's got ways to change it. He's got ways.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have much left of his fucking life, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why do you care?
Speaker 7: So you're not a doctor, what do you care about?
Speaker 2: All the ship? Get the fuck out of here there's
Speaker 2: about the humanity for future. Yeah, does he.
Speaker 8: By injecting people in fucking South Africa giving them polio
Speaker 8: and shit?
Speaker 7: I don't trust him whatsoever.
Speaker 8: I don't trust him as far as I can kick
Speaker 8: him in the nuts because I can't reach him because
Speaker 8: he's in a fucking massive mansion. You know, he gets
Speaker 8: kicked back from everything he fucking does. A fuck that motherfucker.
Speaker 8: All right, So obviously the easter buddies land.
Speaker 2: What fucking businessman, I'll give him that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's true, as his believiation times that the hair
Speaker 8: could obviously reproduce a sexually what a virgin birth of sorts?
Speaker 8: Just as Billy said the same way you said, like that,
Speaker 8: so buddies can fuck themselves and pro create.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm googling that one because.
Speaker 7: Isn't that a sexually?
Speaker 2: Is not what that means?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, as soon as the camera says, can bunnies
Speaker 3: get and it's the first thing that came up, it's
Speaker 3: pregnant by themselves. What two common situations may result in
Speaker 3: having a pregnant rabbit If you've recently acquired a pet
Speaker 3: rabbit from the environment which his house is a male
Speaker 3: rabbit or.
Speaker 2: YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, dah.
Speaker 3: If both an intact male and an intact female rabbit
Speaker 3: who spend time together, yeah, like that's just regular fucking like,
Speaker 3: why is this coming up? It doesn't stay rabbits breed themselves.
Speaker 3: Breed like rabbits is a common expression, and regits are
Speaker 3: indeed prolific breeders. But yeah, well you can produce billy,
Speaker 3: give a fuck billy, fuck you billy.
Speaker 2: Oh that's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting an answer form pregnant themselves, but one
Speaker 3: doe can have produced more than twenty offspring, and many
Speaker 3: of these will breed themselves when only four months old.
Speaker 3: What when they say breed themselves, I'm thinking like, like,
Speaker 3: they can also breed scary at four months old.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't I don't know.
Speaker 7: He doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Can a male rabbit get pregnant a small breed rabbit
Speaker 3: female can get Yeah, the fucking as must just be
Speaker 3: a crazy.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 8: All right, we go to twitch for rock cuts of
Speaker 8: the YouTube.
Speaker 2: Sorry I laughed at that, but that caught me off guard. Buddy, there, Yeah, that.
Speaker 7: Caught me off guard.
Speaker 8: Someone just commented on the twitch and said I'm depressed
Speaker 8: and I don't know what to do.
Speaker 7: I have sex with a rabbit and see what happens.
Speaker 2: I don't know. A fun game when I was depressed
Speaker 2: was my wrists.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if you if you take your
Speaker 3: dick soft and put it into your own asshole and
Speaker 3: then try to get you can't.
Speaker 8: All right, So turns a version a virgin birth of swords.
Speaker 8: German Protestant settlers in Pennsylvania brought the tradition to the
Speaker 8: United States in the eighteenth century. Off it happens where
Speaker 8: we get things brought over here? Look at Halloween stuff? Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, I mean, same old shit, same old shit,
Speaker 8: different different times. So let's get into it. Did Jesus
Speaker 8: Did the Jews kill Jesus?
Speaker 2: Yes? Like, do you know Jesus was a Jew? Yes?
Speaker 8: Two thousand years ago, two thousand years ago, two thousand
Speaker 8: years ago. European anti Semitic violence is that the Jewish
Speaker 8: people were directly responsible for the execution of Christ.
Speaker 2: It was fucks, it just happened. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I took a sip and it felt like I just
Speaker 3: drank chlorine. Well, you know what, when you get like
Speaker 3: water in your lungs, that's what it felt like it
Speaker 3: went down the wrong hole, but it tasted like chlorine.
Speaker 7: Well, I get really depressing. You know how my grandma died.
Speaker 8: Water filled up her lungs and then she collapsed and died,
Speaker 8: and I had to walk it on her body because
Speaker 8: my mom didn't warn me.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking good. I hope that scars you.
Speaker 7: What's up, nanny? Wait, you're probably down here.
Speaker 2: I'm choking, all right, I have one day. You really
Speaker 2: want to talk about it, so I can ignore you.
Speaker 8: So known as the Jewish Decide, the charge seemed to
Speaker 8: stem from Matthews twenty seven four five, where the crowd
Speaker 8: of Jews who were under the Roman control shouted that
Speaker 8: Jesus's blood was.
Speaker 2: On us and children. It's on our children.
Speaker 8: So despite the Jews of the Roman Empire having no
Speaker 8: power to give orders when it came to capital punishment,
Speaker 8: guess what they were blamed anyway, Probably she read.
Speaker 2: Your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's a fucking theory. Hitler was talking to God
Speaker 3: and he's like, you know what, then to my son.
Speaker 8: There them there is a very crazy, fucked up conspiracy
Speaker 8: about all of that stuff. There is people that tout
Speaker 8: that big age was maybe doing the.
Speaker 2: Right thing, not the right thing.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, it wasn't his idea. It's not my idea.
Speaker 8: It's not my idea. Okay, it's not my theory. I'm
Speaker 8: saying there is the craziest theories, like the Holocaust DENI
Speaker 8: your theory, which for Antona is Jewish himself. Okay, for everybody,
Speaker 8: I hate him, that's for everybody.
Speaker 7: But he wants to do it on Patreon.
Speaker 8: I was like, because it's the only way we're gonna
Speaker 8: be able to do his Patreon because then it's not
Speaker 8: gonna get canceled because people are paying for content is
Speaker 8: talk about the Holocaust deny or conspiracy and what is
Speaker 8: based on which eventually I think we'll get into and
Speaker 8: we'll talk about this theory of these people. Yeah and yeah,
Speaker 8: everything's the theory. To get pulled off YouTube and fucking
Speaker 8: everywhere else happen to Joe Rogan. He said, the end,
Speaker 8: we'd like sixty times, like you can't. We're gonna have
Speaker 8: to cut all those episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the whole thing was Spotify.
Speaker 8: Everyone got mad at him because because of the him
Speaker 8: having Robert doctor Robert Malone and Peter McCall and all
Speaker 8: the stuff that is against the narrative that when he
Speaker 8: had all these people on, people were digging for stuff
Speaker 8: to have on him because they always.
Speaker 2: Want something on somebody.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and they brought up all these episodes, were constantly
Speaker 8: was using the N word.
Speaker 2: Happens.
Speaker 8: I mean, I joked, I was like, I've never we
Speaker 8: just said, we've said some shady shit on this podcast,
Speaker 8: but I've never said the N word.
Speaker 9: I have.
Speaker 2: When Alex has given me permission to.
Speaker 8: And I don't think you actually said it though, oh
Speaker 8: I've said it. I don't remember that. Modern Christians, uh,
Speaker 8: modern Christianity rejects these charges, and they were specifically rejected
Speaker 8: by the Second Vatican Council in nineteen sixty seven. Not
Speaker 8: only that, but the account of the Jesus's crucification crusification
Speaker 8: cruci yeah, crucification changes over the centuries, and only in
Speaker 8: one part is Matthews blamed placed on the Jews. But
Speaker 8: it says that the blood is on our hands, on
Speaker 8: us and our children.
Speaker 2: Why are children the children? I don't understand.
Speaker 7: But Jesus was Jewish, right, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you burned your own you know, Jesus was a Jew.
Speaker 8: He was a Jew, so I don't like you. It's
Speaker 8: it was conscious pilot. He's the one that fucking killed him.
Speaker 8: And then there's that obviously you know that you know
Speaker 8: the theory about the spear, right, the spear of destiny.
Speaker 8: Uh have you seen the movie Constantine? Have we ever
Speaker 8: seen Constantine with Keanu Reeves. He's like a fucking demon
Speaker 8: hunter and ship. It's so good. It's Shila Buff's in it.
Speaker 8: He's like his cabman. He's like, John, you gotta let
Speaker 8: me know. He's like, you gotta look. He's like, you
Speaker 8: gotta let me, You gotta let me join. He's like, no,
Speaker 8: you can't get involved with this. Was like, Costu is
Speaker 8: an amazing movie. People haven't see. You have you have
Speaker 8: to watch watch sometimes and they they kind of, where's
Speaker 8: my point?
Speaker 2: Well, what was my point?
Speaker 8: Jesus that the spear of destiny? Because it's in this
Speaker 8: movie they they point the spear of destiny and stuff
Speaker 8: like that. Somebody finds it. And so the spirit of
Speaker 8: Destiny we talked about. Motherfucker. Do you remember when we
Speaker 8: talked about Nazis and the occult? Don't you remember me?
Speaker 8: You and Alex when we talked about the spirit of destiny.
Speaker 8: Your memory is waning, man.
Speaker 2: Due, it's just talk about a lot of shit.
Speaker 8: Jesus pierced his somebody pierced Jesus' side, somebody felt sympathetic
Speaker 8: for Jesus hanging there with his hands just got and
Speaker 8: then someone pierced aside to be able to so he
Speaker 8: died quicker. And then that spear became the spirit of destiny.
Speaker 8: I supposedly has powers and then supposed to be big
Speaker 8: age got his hands on it.
Speaker 7: No damn so, and then he lost it and that's.
Speaker 2: Why he lost the war right here? So nine, nine,
Speaker 2: so much nine?
Speaker 8: And is ten.
Speaker 2: Stupid? Fuck you billy you uh so.
Speaker 8: Finally, obviously it should be pointed out that Jesus himself
Speaker 8: was a Jeu.
Speaker 3: So obviously, like you're saying that, like nobody knows that
Speaker 3: you know Jesus was a June, Well you have.
Speaker 2: Obviously everybody knows that.
Speaker 8: Not everybody knows that there's some fifth grader listening to
Speaker 8: this that doesn't know.
Speaker 3: That fifth grade should not be listening to this. Where
Speaker 3: the are your parents? But stop turn this off? I
Speaker 3: promise you were not going to give you a good life.
Speaker 8: Why why are kids fucking playing horror games and watching porno.
Speaker 10: I don't know, Wade life goes. It's different. I'd rather
Speaker 10: than do that than listen to our podcast. Get it ideas,
Speaker 10: seven eight year old kids.
Speaker 8: Were on gt online like die die and like shooting people.
Speaker 8: What they said about Manho and that's supposed to be
Speaker 8: caused someone to create a hit list of people that
Speaker 8: he went around and killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was going to do that anyway, he just
Speaker 2: had encouragement. Now that's true.
Speaker 8: It took his death to the catalyst obviously of the
Speaker 8: religion that's that's built around him, his whole death.
Speaker 7: But then there's there is theories.
Speaker 8: There's literally theories that Jesus never died, that there that
Speaker 8: they he was the and.
Speaker 2: There's also with long hair.
Speaker 8: There is so many different theories when it comes to
Speaker 8: to Jesus. Die was a real person because people there
Speaker 8: is the belief that that he was Caesar's Messiah and
Speaker 8: that Caesar set up this idea of Jesus existing so
Speaker 8: they could make timelines based on the Romans, and it's
Speaker 8: it goes really deep if you actually dig into it.
Speaker 8: It is really strange. At the end of the day, No,
Speaker 8: I nobody knows. I think, I say, nobody cares. I'm like,
Speaker 8: there's some really religious people about that. They're like, Jesus
Speaker 8: loves you. I post videos on TikTok like Jesus will
Speaker 8: defeat all the demons on earth, these paulic Tiians that
Speaker 8: hold close to the devil, And I'm like, bro.
Speaker 3: I don't I feel so At the same token, I
Speaker 3: feel so bad of it. My dad sends me these
Speaker 3: fucking Jesus videos. No, my dad sends me the church
Speaker 3: service every Sunday, And.
Speaker 2: Like Billy I used to. I used to. I used
Speaker 2: to bug them and I'd be like, oh, do you
Speaker 2: feel good?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 3: But then like a part of me is like, hey,
Speaker 3: look look this somebody found peace and something like leave
Speaker 3: him alone. I like it, but it does it does
Speaker 3: take a lot at I mean not to just rip it.
Speaker 7: Because you have it. Take That priest is like molest
Speaker 7: you when you're a kid.
Speaker 2: Oh we're just talking about one? How many you? Like?
Speaker 2: Look at this fucking tasty ys.
Speaker 3: Like I was a prime rib walking around that youth group.
Speaker 8: They're lined up at the confessional booth like I want
Speaker 8: a piece of Billy.
Speaker 2: I want a piece of Billy.
Speaker 3: It's like, Billy, you did something wrong, come in here.
Speaker 3: So I don't think I did anything. Now he did
Speaker 3: something wrong, come in here.
Speaker 8: So obviously, over a quarter of Americans still believe in
Speaker 8: some form of the Jewish decide. So there is a
Speaker 8: fucking twenty five percent of Americans that believe that the
Speaker 8: Jews kill Jesus. But you have that divide too of
Speaker 8: like Christians and Catholics, especially Christians too, that believe that
Speaker 8: the Jews kill Jesus and they hate Jewish people because
Speaker 8: of that. But it's just like, but Jesus was a Jew.
Speaker 8: It's so convoluted, it's it's weird, how like back and
Speaker 8: forth religion is in general. That's why I choose not
Speaker 8: to subscribe to any religion, just another uh, except for
Speaker 8: the hose heads, that's the religion.
Speaker 3: It's just another conversation of anything to give someone something
Speaker 3: to believe in, because that is scary. Like if you
Speaker 3: start having a fucking extidential crisis and like going like
Speaker 3: why am I here?
Speaker 2: What is the purpose?
Speaker 3: And like you find out you're like, oh, thank God,
Speaker 3: thank you, appreciate it.
Speaker 7: All right, let's talk about Easter Ham.
Speaker 2: Give me that fucking ham. You know, I fucking always
Speaker 2: hated that man. I like, he's.
Speaker 3: Okay, a piece or two, but like after like a
Speaker 3: big piece of ham, You're like that was kind of gross.
Speaker 7: I like him with mustard, and.
Speaker 2: Because I hate mustard, you do.
Speaker 8: I hate foster is actually over ketchup mayonnaise and all
Speaker 8: the other economies. The one hate the thing is mustard.
Speaker 8: I love honey mustard. Honey mustard so fucking gross. Honey
Speaker 8: mustard with chicken fingers bro good ah. But mustard is
Speaker 8: like nothing to it. It's mustard seed and like vinegar
Speaker 8: and ship it's like there's nothing to it.
Speaker 2: If you want to eat.
Speaker 7: Healthy, I don't really do it. I drink too much, but.
Speaker 3: Not telling me a fucking box of hinds. Mustard is
Speaker 3: healthy so much.
Speaker 8: That just eats that daily, and he's skinny as fuck.
Speaker 8: He also holds a crack pipe every time he's walking around.
Speaker 2: I wonder why skinny.
Speaker 8: So one of the biggest ways Passover and Easter had
Speaker 8: become distinct from each other is the other is obviously
Speaker 8: some of the foods which holidays the holidays associated with
Speaker 8: Easter bread.
Speaker 7: I've never had Easter breads such as hot crossed.
Speaker 3: Buns, WOMS contains antioxidants and other beneficial plant compounds through
Speaker 3: to help protect your body against damaged orton disease.
Speaker 7: Tom's right again.
Speaker 2: Tom's right again. Oh yeah, okay, there we go. That
Speaker 2: was just the first thing I read.
Speaker 3: Yellow mustard is rich and uh monosaturated.
Speaker 2: Don't eat yellow bunch, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh what the are you eating? Where's green mustard? I've
Speaker 3: not seen green mustard anywhere like the hind shep. That's
Speaker 3: exactly what I just said. I was like, there's no
Speaker 3: fucking way that that yellow goddamn Heinz mustard.
Speaker 8: No, you look for like Russian mustard. Oh wait, we
Speaker 8: can't get that in canon anymore. So books, So hot
Speaker 8: cross buns obviously, are you know Easter eaters? Know they?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 7: I've never had hot crossed buds on Easter, have you
Speaker 7: you ever?
Speaker 2: I've never written hot crossbunds before, but like, not.
Speaker 8: Hot crossbuns, Hot cross bunch.
Speaker 2: They're just fucking oh.
Speaker 8: I fucking know from the fucking song.
Speaker 2: Hot cross Buns. Why am I blanking? I did know
Speaker 2: that song until like.
Speaker 8: So, obviously they're eating on Passover. So that's a religious thing.
Speaker 8: That's probably why we haven't ate it. But if your
Speaker 8: dad eating it, ate it. But your dad is religious,
Speaker 8: and did you ever grow up eating hot cross bunds?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh my dad's only religious now ohoun Jesus. Isn't that
Speaker 3: a funny fucking turn of events. My mom was religious.
Speaker 3: I went to church with my mom. My dad would
Speaker 3: stay home every fucking Sunday. They break up, he goes
Speaker 3: into a fucking depression, finds God and then but yeah,
Speaker 3: so then yeah, they break up and then yeah, and
Speaker 3: then he finds Jesus later.
Speaker 2: But like at that point, even before my mom fucking
Speaker 2: I'm I.
Speaker 3: Actually kind of feel bad because if any of this
Speaker 3: is real, I am personally the reason why half of
Speaker 3: my family is not going ahead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't feel good about that. You're saying
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to repent.
Speaker 8: I suppose to Anton Levey, dude, But you know what
Speaker 8: if if what I one thing I like that weirdly
Speaker 8: to bring up justice di fucking throw away throw back
Speaker 8: if you're a longtime listener.
Speaker 7: Ah, but justin always say he's.
Speaker 8: Like, you know what, the fact that you question everything,
Speaker 8: you know, fucking Jesus and God probably enjoy that they
Speaker 8: like that you just don't follow the herd, And I
Speaker 8: was like, Jesus will probably mean but like you know what,
Speaker 8: I know he didn't believe me, but I'm here now
Speaker 8: and hell and he kicks me down the fucking stairway.
Speaker 3: Well, the biggest joke I always made is too because
Speaker 3: like their biggest thing is you cannot enter having without believing.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, if I am the best fucking person,
Speaker 3: you know, like I'm super empathetic, I've never fucked anyone over.
Speaker 3: But then there's a guy fucking selling h back to
Speaker 3: these goddamn old people. Yea, and see Nile signing them
Speaker 3: on contracts, taking their fucking.
Speaker 2: Homes from them. But he believes in God. He gets
Speaker 2: a fucking pass And I don't go fuck yourself.
Speaker 7: How about someone who focks kids?
Speaker 2: But people do fuckets.
Speaker 8: At Joe Biden claims that he believes in Jesus. So
Speaker 8: we'll see where he goes.
Speaker 2: How will you see that? Where will you Where will
Speaker 2: you get confirmation on that one? There?
Speaker 7: Tom when I die, I will know all.
Speaker 3: I will just want to know where by That's my
Speaker 3: first question, where's Biden at.
Speaker 2: The second is where Trudeau?
Speaker 8: What trudel at there's an Easter Ham obviously a meal
Speaker 8: that is devote of Jews because Jewels don't they never eat.
Speaker 8: They don't eat that because it's not kosher. Jews not
Speaker 8: eat ham, and it is not kosher than when you
Speaker 8: pork anything to do with pig, which I understand. I
Speaker 8: like pork on sometimes it is fucking delicious. Popork is good.
Speaker 8: It makes me fucking feel like shit after, but it
Speaker 8: is something I don't know. Pork is something that, like
Speaker 8: I get why Muslims and Jews don't eat it.
Speaker 7: It is a filthy animal.
Speaker 8: Also, the argument you could have is pigs are more
Speaker 8: intelligent than people. Forget that ship, but pigs are extremely
Speaker 8: intelligent animals and the fact that we just breed them
Speaker 8: to kill them is fucked up. I do believe as
Speaker 8: I get older, obviously in the whole way.
Speaker 2: So you're saying, if you're dumb, you deserve to die.
Speaker 8: Not necessarily, but if you don't feel, we're gonna eat
Speaker 8: bugs soon, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: Soon we won't have any meat, there'll be a food
Speaker 7: shortage and.
Speaker 2: Won't be eating bugs.
Speaker 8: Because Klaus Schwap said so, and Bill Gates, what's what's
Speaker 8: what's we're going, Mark my words, give it ten years,
Speaker 8: you'll be eating fucking crickets and beatles.
Speaker 2: And it'll be I'll mark those words. No fucking way,
Speaker 2: all right. If anything, they're talking about it right now.
Speaker 3: It's getting to the point. It's getting to the point
Speaker 3: that meat firms are overwhelmed. People are fucking people are
Speaker 3: starting to eat vegetarian so they're having too much meat.
Speaker 2: It's all going bad.
Speaker 8: All right, we'll see, we shall see, Billy, Okay, we
Speaker 8: shall see the world economic form. You will be happy
Speaker 8: and know nothing where we're going on. Mark my words,
Speaker 8: I guarantee you a lot of things. Liberals are literally
Speaker 8: talking about people eating bugs to help the world and
Speaker 8: help global warming, which is also a fucking scams, just dumb, stupid.
Speaker 8: So this idea, right, did I get that? They just
Speaker 8: based on the fact that they're filthy animals and they
Speaker 8: they bathe in their own ship and pissed and stuff
Speaker 8: like that. That's that's where. But also they're extremely smart creatures.
Speaker 2: So is my dog though. Yeah, you know, fucking dog,
Speaker 2: I can make a goddamn I guarantee you is gonna
Speaker 2: talk now. I'm gonna fucking blow up.
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna blow up on TikTok from if when
Speaker 3: I start fucking filming Ollie. Dude, this dog every morning
Speaker 3: pisses on his face every fucking morning.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 2: He's a boy.
Speaker 3: Dog and he doesn't know how to lift his leg,
Speaker 3: so he squats like a girl, but his dicks straight
Speaker 3: up and he peels on the bottom of his chin
Speaker 3: and he just kind of like takes it. He's like,
Speaker 3: he's just like pissing out. I have to watch his
Speaker 3: fucking face so often. It's so annoying.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: That's just one of the most ridiculous I can get
Speaker 2: it in.
Speaker 7: Growing poop.
Speaker 8: My mom's dog cuts and rest in pieces dead now,
Speaker 8: but he used to love rolling and poop. And then
Speaker 8: Chelsea said, Charlie started doing that. He's like so cute.
Speaker 7: But then you realize he's like rolling and shit and
Speaker 7: you're like.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? It's nice on my back.
Speaker 3: I never I've never seen a dogs do that. So traditionally,
Speaker 3: my dogs are smart. Sorry, they understand what poop is,
Speaker 3: what are you getting it? Where's the fucking villy?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 7: I reade that specifically for you. Obviously.
Speaker 8: Traditionally is thought that ham was served not because anything
Speaker 8: to do it Jesus or the Resurrection, but because it
Speaker 8: would have been brined in the fall and kept over
Speaker 8: winter for eating during the spring celebration.
Speaker 7: A lot of these facts I did not know.
Speaker 2: Actually I did not know that. I don't know why
Speaker 2: we do these things. I don't care. I'm not religious.
Speaker 8: And the thing is I was gonna say earlier is
Speaker 8: that if you believe in something in your whole heart
Speaker 8: that you enjoy and it gives you purpose in life,
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna shiit on you for that, just because
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know the first time I've ever heard you say that.
Speaker 3: You're only saying that because of what I just because I'm.
Speaker 7: Growing as a person.
Speaker 8: I told Chelsea though, as my woman, that that the
Speaker 8: older I get, the less I will give, the less
Speaker 8: ships I will give. As I get older, you'll you'll
Speaker 8: see me decline into a state where I just don't
Speaker 8: care about what I say.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 8: But for the podcast, I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: be understanding.
Speaker 3: When have you ever gave a ship about what you
Speaker 3: said or cared about somebody's feelings in any sort of regard?
Speaker 2: Whatsoever? I care about your feelings? Man, no, you fucking
Speaker 2: don't care about you. I love you, man.
Speaker 8: But because it would have been obviously Brian the fault
Speaker 8: that that's interesting to me. So they Brian, and I
Speaker 8: guess they would keep it over winter because back in
Speaker 8: the day they had some sort of freezer.
Speaker 2: You would pretty I think some sort of well you
Speaker 2: would dig a hole.
Speaker 8: In the ground and then you just cover it up
Speaker 8: and be like, we've got food for next year.
Speaker 2: Cold freeze in the ground.
Speaker 8: So likewise, there's no biblical bias on obviously the bright
Speaker 8: orange glaze or pineapple slices often accompanied by them, which
Speaker 8: I've never done either.
Speaker 7: Have you ever done like pineapples in him?
Speaker 2: Pineapples.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that makes me like kind of
Speaker 3: enjoy eating it is.
Speaker 2: Pineapples, Yeah, or like I'll smother the fuck out of it.
Speaker 8: In gravy that's really good too, ew, it's good mustard man.
Speaker 2: Gravy on him is disgusting. Do you like gravy? Not really?
Speaker 8: Oh well, you don't like Putin. He might be saving
Speaker 8: the world, I'm chocking. Not Poodin's not a good guy.
Speaker 8: But there's things coming out about him that are quite intriguing.
Speaker 8: Uh So this is gonna get into some interesting shit.
Speaker 8: So the original word of Easter is convoluted. The word
Speaker 8: Easter never appears in the Bible, and the death and
Speaker 8: reincarnation of Jesus has all encompassing name, had no all
Speaker 8: encompassing name for quite some time. It's likely that the
Speaker 8: name Easter was taken off of some variant of the
Speaker 8: name of a pagan god Esteto the one that we
Speaker 8: talked about earlier, which makes sense. Like I've said, and
Speaker 8: like we've said on numerous episodes of this podcast, is
Speaker 8: that everything comes from paganism. Fucking Christmas comes from paganism.
Speaker 8: Religious all religious people did it. It was like, you know,
Speaker 8: we don't really like the Pagans. You know, they're doing
Speaker 8: shit that we think is shady. They got really cool traditions, though,
Speaker 8: how don't we take a bit of their traditions mix
Speaker 8: it up with a little bit of evergreens and stuff
Speaker 8: like that we'll mix into our stuff. And we've talked
Speaker 8: about it with the History of Christmas with Mitch. It's
Speaker 8: also gonna be a Patriot episode. Recall that for obviously
Speaker 8: one of the Lost Tapes episode is that Easter kind
Speaker 8: of in Christmas and all these whole days does come
Speaker 8: from paganism. It just it's regurgitated and they're like, well,
Speaker 8: I like somewhat of what the pagans are doing, so
Speaker 8: I'm gonna steal it and make it my own thing.
Speaker 3: It's kind of what everything is in history, though, isn't
Speaker 3: it kind of like this?
Speaker 2: So you make it your own. Essentially what anything is.
Speaker 8: So obviously you have these ideas. Obviously that there's the
Speaker 8: guy who she represented fertility and rebirth and no sterio
Speaker 8: itself is derived from some Germanic word for dawn. Continuing
Speaker 8: obviously the theme of new life and light, which what
Speaker 8: we learned from even Halloween, right is Halloween is like
Speaker 8: sam Hayne is the celebration of the death is a death.
Speaker 8: That's why you're celebrating the death of the crops. To
Speaker 8: an extent, that's kind of what you're doing, is you're
Speaker 8: you're celebrating the death of the crops for then in
Speaker 8: for Easter to be.
Speaker 3: The seems like a it seems like a over correction.
Speaker 3: It's like we're really sad right now, but let's make
Speaker 3: sure it's like super happy.
Speaker 2: Well, and that's I get, but it's like, our crops
Speaker 2: so hard they're dying.
Speaker 8: But it's this whole it's the winter Solstice stuff too, right,
Speaker 8: and all these things like what can religion just kind
Speaker 8: of took ship from other things and has made it
Speaker 8: their own.
Speaker 2: I guess let them enjoy it.
Speaker 8: However, for much of the first millennium of Christianity, the
Speaker 8: holiday was known as Pasha, a word derived from the
Speaker 8: Hebrew and word passover passa or pasha. So I'm a
Speaker 8: busher in these words. Don't blame meshah uh. The two
Speaker 8: holidays occurred generally at the same time, based on the
Speaker 8: same lunar timetable known as the Paschell full moon. So
Speaker 8: all this stuff is all just based on that. Also
Speaker 8: a rehashtag of Pastelle. What's paschew best stripper that you
Speaker 8: used to go to CDs? That's Pastel. I meant to
Speaker 8: say fastal okay. So the actual date of Easter, how
Speaker 8: do we know where this comes from? Unlike Christmas, which
Speaker 8: happens on the same day, Easter is known as the
Speaker 8: movable feast, which moves around the calendar depending on the.
Speaker 7: Position of the moon.
Speaker 8: And what we take from ancient cultures and what religious
Speaker 8: or religion in all form walks forms in life that
Speaker 8: religion took is that religion kind of was based on
Speaker 8: essentially like sun worship if you look back in ancient times,
Speaker 8: is based on sun worship all that type of stuff.
Speaker 8: So it's based on this thing in the sky gives
Speaker 8: us life and gives us meaning. Right, But then you
Speaker 8: also have the idea of that the moon does the
Speaker 8: same thing. It changes the tides, it, you know, influences
Speaker 8: us as supposedly according to David ike Aus a satellite.
Speaker 3: You know what, I hate that he said that because
Speaker 3: there was a fucking fact that came in and it
Speaker 3: blew my fucking mind and is driving me nuts.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: So the sun and the moon? The sun is ten
Speaker 3: I forget the exact number. It's something like ten thousand
Speaker 3: times further away from Earth than the moon. But it's
Speaker 3: also ten thousand times bigger than the moon. Yes, so
Speaker 3: in the sky it looks identical in size. What a
Speaker 3: fucked up coincidence? No, what you should do, isn't that
Speaker 3: fucked up? That shit's been fucking me up for a week.
Speaker 2: How about you.
Speaker 8: Talk to the flat earthers that keep trying to come
Speaker 8: on our podcast and I keep denying them.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but I'm not listening to.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a good one for the flat Earth.
Speaker 3: Did you know that like seventy percent of the world
Speaker 3: is obviously, you know, seventy percent of the world's water
Speaker 3: and it's uncarbonated.
Speaker 2: Technically the earth is flat.
Speaker 8: Ha funny, funny, so funny.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Thanks, appreciate you, Thanks so hilarious.
Speaker 8: So obviously I have all these different ideas, and so
Speaker 8: while it makes a little sense for one holiday to
Speaker 8: remain in one place, but while there's fluctuate, it's kind
Speaker 8: of weird. Most most of it has biblical obviously justification.
Speaker 8: Numerous days in April were put forth for actually the
Speaker 8: day for Christ was crucified. I mean you also have
Speaker 8: this idea too, write that Christ, uh, you know never
Speaker 8: died when they said he did they how are you
Speaker 8: supposed to know? Like, the thing is that I love history,
Speaker 8: especially you know, I love looking into wars and stuff
Speaker 8: like that. But we don't know shit, we don't know
Speaker 8: who said what, We don't know if somebody rewrote it.
Speaker 8: You know, you have the King James version of the Bible,
Speaker 8: which is total fabrication.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So you don't really know who the fuck's saying what?
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 8: You don't know, You don't know if anything we've been
Speaker 8: told about history is even correct. It's just based on
Speaker 8: some guy saying, yeah, well we looked into this. Everything
Speaker 8: is based on the Sumerian text, in my opinion.
Speaker 3: Before any they can even do it now. But when
Speaker 3: someone's an expert quote unquote in a field Bill.
Speaker 2: Gates, isn't he a doctor?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he went to school, he went got he got
Speaker 8: a PhD in a medical field.
Speaker 2: Didn't he grow up?
Speaker 3: Anyways, when someone's a quote unquote expert in anything like,
Speaker 3: you'll tend to believe them. But again, the one thing
Speaker 3: I've learned, even in my trade is if you speak
Speaker 3: confidently enough, anybody's gonna yeah, look at Anton Levy like
Speaker 3: you don't like Christ, Hey, you know what I got
Speaker 3: religion for you?
Speaker 7: You can like hang out with chicks for their titties.
Speaker 3: Out speak you speak confidently enough, man like, and they'll
Speaker 3: even take it. When I first started doing the work
Speaker 3: I'm doing now, dude, I knew shit all I knew
Speaker 3: nothing that. I just knew how to be confidence. So
Speaker 3: I'd walk in and people would be thanking me going
Speaker 3: asking if I own the fucking.
Speaker 7: You're just charismatic.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's just knowledge. Just it doesn't matter what.
Speaker 3: You don't even have to know what you're saying is
Speaker 3: true as long as you say it, like yes, no,
Speaker 3: I know that that's facts.
Speaker 2: And people are like, oh fuck, okay.
Speaker 7: PILLI lies for a living No, not anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not not anymore.
Speaker 8: So obviously you have so numerous days obviously put forth
Speaker 8: of like christis crucified and took over three hundred years
Speaker 8: for Christian scholars to pin down even how to determine
Speaker 8: what date Easter would fall on, with three hundred and
Speaker 8: twenty five first Councils of like these people in this
Speaker 8: religion laying down certain rules of observation, they didn't even
Speaker 8: know what date it was.
Speaker 2: It was just people looking at.
Speaker 8: They're looking through scrolls and stuff, and they don't really
Speaker 8: know why they're looking through old texts. They don't really
Speaker 8: know where he died and what time it was, just
Speaker 8: like you know, on Christmas, he supposedly was born in
Speaker 8: fucking July, but for some reason we celebrate his birth
Speaker 8: in fucking December. It's all fabrications and stuff like that.
Speaker 8: But even then it took centuries for even the date
Speaker 8: to be fixed as the first Sunday after a full moon.
Speaker 8: And there are certainly obviously controversies within the church branches,
Speaker 8: and Eastern Orthodox and Western dates for Easter rarely line up,
Speaker 8: so nobody really fucking knows. This is an old legend
Speaker 8: associated with Easter, with the British owl saying supposed to
Speaker 8: be the sun is overjoyed with the rising of Christ,
Speaker 8: and you the dance.
Speaker 7: They dance with glee over the rising of the Sun.
Speaker 8: And the thing is, when people talk about Jesus, Billy,
Speaker 8: when you talk about Jesus, you talk about the When
Speaker 8: we talk about Jesus, it might be the Son, because
Speaker 8: it is the Son of God, the Son, not s o.
Speaker 2: N, but s u N saying that I know.
Speaker 8: However, this son doesn't dance as if it was a person. Obviously,
Speaker 8: there's other legends that were born surrounding this. So let's
Speaker 8: talk more about Christ.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's giving him a good kiss it.
Speaker 2: Some good man.
Speaker 8: You gotta love Jesus as Jimmy Hendrix Jesus.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's Charles Manson. Jimmy Hendricks, that's Charles Manson. Are
Speaker 2: you sure that Jesus. We don't have any pictures you.
Speaker 2: That's definitely Jesus, isn't it. That's Jesus.
Speaker 8: Oh no, it's our favorite character, Charles Manson.
Speaker 2: That's who it is. Why is Why is Jebas kissing
Speaker 2: Charles Manson? I don't know, but Trump loves him. Who
Speaker 2: photoshops on?
Speaker 8: Just to have a little fun with the special Let's
Speaker 8: get in some Jesus memes.
Speaker 2: Read it?
Speaker 3: Billy, would you crucify me? I'd crucify me. I'd crucify
Speaker 3: me hard.
Speaker 7: Like I said. If you're listening to the audio, check
Speaker 7: out the YouTube.
Speaker 2: Nail it. That's fucking bad. That actually is funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't like that, Guys, this is not what I
Speaker 3: meant when I said, let's get hammered.
Speaker 2: Come on, you love it. I like the nailed it.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 8: While scriptures and Christian scholars generally agree that Christ was
Speaker 8: crucified on Friday, though which Friday is up for debate.
Speaker 7: Which Friday? Which is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: It's which Friday, Some on the fringes of Christianities contend
Speaker 8: that the crucification actually took place on Wednesday. Some Baptists
Speaker 8: and Pentecost and non obviously gnomical churches, non denominational churches.
Speaker 2: I was like, what getting a little drunk?
Speaker 8: Uh So non denominational churches oppose the observation of the
Speaker 8: Good Friday. The people are question on every side regarding
Speaker 8: was it the Pelpus tradition based on the Catholics or
Speaker 8: is it opposed to the Bible. The crucifixion on a
Speaker 8: Wednesday coincides with the Jewish sacrifice of the Passover Lamb.
Speaker 8: This is also viewed and shared by numbers of scholars.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to read.
Speaker 3: I want to sit in on one of those church
Speaker 3: services in a sensor.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to see, I got a question.
Speaker 3: I want to see someone get so fucking worked up
Speaker 3: about the fact that it was on a Wednesday and
Speaker 3: not on a Friday, that he's mad and he's actually
Speaker 3: like furious about it trying to correct it.
Speaker 2: I would like he fucking knows one way or another.
Speaker 7: Okay, we'll start this on a Patreon tier.
Speaker 8: If you if you give us five hundred and now
Speaker 8: I'll say, let's say, if you give us ten thousand dollars,
Speaker 8: Billy will go to a Joel Olstine church service. Joel
Speaker 8: Olstine closing his eyes, he speaks the Christ to send
Speaker 8: you and.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I do that for free.
Speaker 8: That's hilarious and in fucking Billy pulled up his hand.
Speaker 8: But hey, Joel, are you sure what you're saying is correct?
Speaker 8: Can can you tell me what data? Billy, Billy, my
Speaker 8: young son, Billy, you have to understand that Christ is
Speaker 8: in all of us?
Speaker 3: Can you can you actually just go back to that
Speaker 3: that point there? Though? Like people that speak like that again,
Speaker 3: all it is is confidence. Yes, they have no data,
Speaker 3: no fact, and fucking nothing to bring it up, and
Speaker 3: they're making millions of fucking people listen to them because
Speaker 3: of speaking confidently.
Speaker 2: I showed me amazing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I showed me and Anton love very much
Speaker 8: is what Danny mcbrie wrote.
Speaker 2: It, okay?
Speaker 8: And and also Adam Adam Levine, isn't it Adam Adam.
Speaker 3: Devine, that's his name, Adam Levine. Isn't that a fucking singer?
Speaker 3: He's that's a singer?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, Adam Adam Levine is a country singer, isn't he.
Speaker 2: No, it's not Adam Levine. Adam Devine is from a
Speaker 2: Roon five.
Speaker 3: Loving Yeah No, Adam Loveing a country singer. I feel
Speaker 3: like he is. No, I know who Adam Devine is.
Speaker 3: But I feel like Adam Levian is a country singer.
Speaker 3: What do I Maybe he's like.
Speaker 2: An up and coming TikTok country. I feel like I've
Speaker 2: seen that Adam Levin is from a Ruin five. No,
Speaker 2: I know who Adam Doven is. No, Adam Devine is
Speaker 2: the comedic comedy. Oh, Adam love you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's where I'm getting that mixed up. Okay, never mind,
Speaker 3: those are two different people. All right, there we go,
Speaker 3: nailed it.
Speaker 2: Oh you're welcome. God damn, that's what everybody says.
Speaker 7: Jesus was hung from a tree. Anton did agree with me.
Speaker 3: We looked in I don't fucking care what is actually
Speaker 3: grammically correct. I'm right like, I will fucking I feel
Speaker 3: passionately enough about that that I will take that to
Speaker 3: the fucking grammar boards and we will fix that in
Speaker 3: the goddamn dictionary.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad about that.
Speaker 7: Tillie's gonna beat up, beat up Webster.
Speaker 2: That is the worst. It's like a bunch of gooses.
Speaker 3: We're down at the fucking park there the other day,
Speaker 3: go there's a bunch of gooses.
Speaker 2: That's how ridiculous that sounds to me.
Speaker 8: The key iicronography of Easter is that the placement of
Speaker 8: Jesus on the cross, secured by nails and left to die,
Speaker 8: which even I try, I was gonna, Look, I didn't
Speaker 8: do it, but I was gonna try to get a
Speaker 8: Jesus cross somewhere in the back rod of the stream.
Speaker 2: Never happened, but I was gonna do it.
Speaker 8: But uh, was Christ actually hanged from a tree?
Speaker 7: Hung from a tree?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 8: Many scholars and skeptics attempt to pull holes in the
Speaker 8: Eastern mythos by pointing out a number of Biblical verses,
Speaker 8: specifically in Acts and clearly describe Christ as being slain
Speaker 8: by hung from a tree, which is weird.
Speaker 2: Did you fix that for me? That's the way.
Speaker 8: They said it, because it's in past tense, not pretense.
Speaker 8: Whatever the fucking there's different ways, So anton looked up.
Speaker 2: The you just correct you just said is like they
Speaker 2: cut the fucking throat and ship the slain and rapper. Yes,
Speaker 2: but this whole.
Speaker 8: Idea that he was killed actually hanging from a tree.
Speaker 8: That's why I'm saying. There is so many different religious
Speaker 8: Aspects's why I don't subscribe to religion because to me,
Speaker 8: it's all a recycled story from somebody else's story.
Speaker 2: So you know, okay, here's the new religion.
Speaker 3: Though, what if all you have to do is believe
Speaker 3: in one of them, doesn't matter which one.
Speaker 2: They're all correct, I know, isn't that?
Speaker 3: But if you just don't believe in anything and you die,
Speaker 3: like there's so much fun.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: East Indians, well, I guess it's like most Indians, but
Speaker 8: even like the fucking six arm, fucking gash or whatever,
Speaker 8: the elephant creature. And then you have like or they
Speaker 8: believe in many gods, just like Indigenous people believe in
Speaker 8: fucking if you poop out fucking corn, there's a god
Speaker 8: in that corn. Like there's this idea that there's so
Speaker 8: many different guys. That's all excessive, but you know, you
Speaker 8: understand the idea.
Speaker 2: It's the poop corn god, that everything.
Speaker 7: The maze god.
Speaker 8: But putting aside that there's gods and everything, there's gods
Speaker 8: in every this is your department.
Speaker 2: But you have you have.
Speaker 8: Obviously Islam, Christianity and Catholicism that like overshadow every other
Speaker 8: religion to.
Speaker 3: It, I want to I want to look at like
Speaker 3: deeper into that where it's a sense where like only
Speaker 3: like the the big ones that are actually like big
Speaker 3: swinging dicks of the god universe are like recognized.
Speaker 2: But then there's the guy at the bottom. He's like,
Speaker 2: I mean wrass, nobody fucking shit about it. Everyone steps
Speaker 2: on me every day, damn it. He's like, I am
Speaker 2: the one that brought you pavement. There's an ashphalt god.
Speaker 2: When you mix these two ingredients, I become a thing.
Speaker 7: Putting aside, his.
Speaker 3: Whole body is just doesnen two ingredients like morphing around
Speaker 3: his face?
Speaker 2: Stupid that could be a thing.
Speaker 3: It's a universe of a bunch of gods for everything,
Speaker 3: but only like the big swinging dicks of the gods
Speaker 3: life and death ones.
Speaker 8: I swell of aliens. Bro aliens explain everything. Everything gets
Speaker 8: explained by aliens. Putting aside the fact that the Bible
Speaker 8: has numerous contradictions and inconsistencies uh that even most people
Speaker 8: believe can't really square up properly, this seems like an
Speaker 8: overall literal reading of the Bible. The cross has been
Speaker 8: made out of wood, hence a tree, and Christ was
Speaker 8: hanging from the tree but by nails and rope. So
Speaker 8: and what I was trying to get into is Righteous Gemstones,
Speaker 8: which is uh this show that Adam Devine wrote, Uh,
Speaker 8: with Danny McBride, John Goodman's in it. It's hilarious. Uh
Speaker 8: Me and anton or So He's like, did you wust
Speaker 8: the second season? It's so funny. Chelsea loves the show
Speaker 8: and it's it's just it's based on this family, like
Speaker 8: a Joel Olstein type family where they go in front
Speaker 8: of the stage and they like go off about, you know,
Speaker 8: like the people are like, you, welcome to our church.
Speaker 8: Everyone clap their hands, Here comes Jesus. We're loving Jesus.
Speaker 8: And they do this whole like like we have to
Speaker 8: pay money to show up to this church kind of thing,
Speaker 8: you know you and you're saying, was saying, what like
Speaker 8: that you are staying that we passed the collection boxer.
Speaker 7: Everyone gave one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: That whole idea of this big extravaganza for Christ, but
Speaker 8: you have to pay for it in this big theaters.
Speaker 2: You think about you know what I mean? You see
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. So this show is based on that
Speaker 2: next one that's available you like around here. Can we go?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: We should go. I'd enjoy it. I would uh.
Speaker 8: I would love to go to a church with a
Speaker 8: hidden camera with one of these big sermons, because I've
Speaker 8: went to one my family. I've talked about how I
Speaker 8: have an uncle looks like the real life version of
Speaker 8: Ned Flanders. He's the one that's married to my Jamaican
Speaker 8: aunt and Jamaicans are really Christian and he is.
Speaker 3: Literally that's racist, but okay, that is true. Not all
Speaker 3: Jamaicans are Christian.
Speaker 2: A lot of them are a lot of white people
Speaker 2: are Christian too.
Speaker 8: Bro, I fucking I used to get my haircut, not
Speaker 8: right now, but I shoused to get my.
Speaker 2: Hair go from Jamaican. Was that Jamaican dude Christian? Yeah? Cool,
Speaker 2: that's one I'm saying that. He said dominant religion in Jamaica.
Speaker 2: It's dominant religion in a lot of places. All right, whatever,
Speaker 2: my ship. But I'm not just speating it. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying saying something.
Speaker 8: If Jamaicans are Christians facts.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, no, you said a lot. That's fine, a
Speaker 2: lot cool.
Speaker 7: The Hey, anton are a lot of Jamaicans Christians.
Speaker 2: That's not what I said. Does not believe that's.
Speaker 3: Not what I fucking said. You said all of Jamaicans
Speaker 3: are Christians. That's what you fucking six of them. Okay,
Speaker 3: so you're saying most meaning what.
Speaker 9: Shit.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm just saying that most white people are murders.
Speaker 8: That's true. Look at all the serial killers. Well there's yeah,
Speaker 8: exactly killers, fucking like five percent maybe not whatever. Sixty
Speaker 8: percent of people that are like they're Jamaican are Christian.
Speaker 3: You pulled that number out of your ass and on
Speaker 3: the same token Christians. Well, nowadays it's different, but Christians
Speaker 3: back then wouldn't support marijuana back with like Bob Marley
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 2: Oh that's bullshit.
Speaker 7: So whatever your piece of shit. Ah, but went to
Speaker 7: what church is?
Speaker 2: These church? Black black churches are awesome. They're also they're
Speaker 2: fucking it's a good time. But I've to one of.
Speaker 8: These churches in Oshawa, which is like it's about forty
Speaker 8: five minutes from Toronto, and I went to one of
Speaker 8: these big sermons.
Speaker 2: Where they have a band.
Speaker 8: Everyone just loves Jesus. They love them so much and
Speaker 8: they're playing like band music. It's amazing. There's a boom bom,
Speaker 8: we love Jesus. It was like chanting it's amazing, but
Speaker 8: it's fun. So we're gonna dive into now different like
Speaker 8: folklore and stuff like that. This is just one that
Speaker 8: we've touched upon way back when is the bunny Man?
Speaker 8: The legend of the bunny Man? Do you remember when
Speaker 8: we remember? Do you ever we talked abouts? Yeah, that's
Speaker 8: what we always go back to. Do you remember we
Speaker 8: talked about the legends of the bunny Man a little bit.
Speaker 8: So let's bring it back just for the Easter, the
Speaker 8: Eastern aspects. So we're gonna talk about the bunny Man.
Speaker 8: There's horror movies even based off the bunny Man.
Speaker 3: You know what, a part of me wants to be
Speaker 3: a horror movie character because every single fucking girl they
Speaker 3: kill as hot as hell.
Speaker 2: They never killed the ugly ones.
Speaker 3: They only kill the hot ones, which makes me think
Speaker 3: that the bunny Man's ugly and has been rejected quite
Speaker 3: a few times.
Speaker 7: An urban legend in Washington, d C.
Speaker 8: Fairfax, an area that maybe holds an a legend about
Speaker 8: an escaped in insane asylum inmate. He's from an insane asylum. Okay,
Speaker 8: his name was Douglas Dougie Dougie Boy. Someone with the
Speaker 8: name Douglas is probably give him a knife and you
Speaker 8: might kill himself.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Doug, it you get it? Is that that one? No?
Speaker 2: I don't know that Douglas stop.
Speaker 7: Uh So he lived in the woods. His name was
Speaker 7: Douglas J.
Speaker 8: Griffin dresses a rabbit and murders people with an axe.
Speaker 8: But according to some of the horror movies, he probably
Speaker 8: murdered him with a chainsaw or a machete.
Speaker 2: Or Oh Jesus my god, I like that one.
Speaker 8: I didn't mean to click that one. But that's all good.
Speaker 8: And he's supposed to be lives underneath the bridge. This
Speaker 8: is the bunny Man bridge. That's where he's at. This
Speaker 8: is where he's supposed to be.
Speaker 7: Shows up.
Speaker 2: It doesn't even look like a bridge. That looks like
Speaker 2: it's like six feet deep. Why is that? What even
Speaker 2: is that? Look at the tracks above that or something.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, he just hangs out in the six feet
Speaker 3: deep fucking tunnel.
Speaker 2: It's a bridge, says no trespassing on it.
Speaker 7: But he's there. He's waiting for you.
Speaker 3: Not technically a bridge, but yeah, he's there. Tunnel, all right,
Speaker 3: bunny Man's in the six feet deep tunnel.
Speaker 2: He's there. He's waiting. He's waiting in the bridge and
Speaker 2: he's got a fucking bridge.
Speaker 7: It is a what that's a fucking bridge?
Speaker 2: Man? What is a bridge?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 2: Tom connects two spots together over.
Speaker 7: It holds a road from That's a fucking okay?
Speaker 2: What is how Is that not a bridge? All? I
Speaker 2: hate you?
Speaker 8: It's a support beam for something that cars can travel over.
Speaker 3: A bridge is a support yes, cars can travel over one.
Speaker 3: Now look at that picture again. There's not a fucking
Speaker 3: Bridge's a tunnel.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Well, piece of shit obviously. So what was the imprisoned for?
Speaker 8: He slaughtered his family on Easter Sunday. Of course, while
Speaker 8: there are few mysteries in Fairfax, has never been shown
Speaker 8: in any convincing degree that it was it was committed
Speaker 8: by an insane man dressed like an Easter bunny.
Speaker 7: We don't really know. We say maybe maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 8: Not to mention the only evidence of the existence of
Speaker 8: Douglas Jay Griffin is connected to the bunny man.
Speaker 7: There is no, there is no It's just an herbal legend.
Speaker 8: Nobody really knows why uh why he existed. Not to
Speaker 8: mention the evidence of.
Speaker 2: This, but apparently why you exist? I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know why my mom made me.
Speaker 8: She's like, I'm gonna fucking burst some retarded child that
Speaker 8: wants to do podcasting and speak for a living, even though.
Speaker 3: I guarantee when your mom is pregnant with you, she'd
Speaker 3: be like, yeah, I'm getting drunk to now care.
Speaker 8: Finally, there are a dozen various stories of the Bunny
Speaker 8: Man and who he really was, but we don't really know.
Speaker 2: So you know what it's almost.
Speaker 8: It is like an urban legend of like kind of
Speaker 8: like Phil, like Phil Collin saving someone who drowned.
Speaker 7: What is happening?
Speaker 2: Something's happening, But.
Speaker 7: Something's happening.
Speaker 2: What's happening? I don't know what?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 7: What the fuck is that? What is happening right now?
Speaker 12: Hell?
Speaker 9: Promise hello William.
Speaker 2: You don't even know my name?
Speaker 9: What is the bunny Man? Really? I know your name,
Speaker 9: and I know that pisses you all. I know anything
Speaker 9: about you.
Speaker 12: I know when you're looking homes but hole that you're
Speaker 12: thinking about Jesus.
Speaker 2: But that was public knowledge.
Speaker 12: You don't know, shid Well, yeah that wasn't pretending to
Speaker 12: not have public knowledge.
Speaker 9: But that's not the point.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do.
Speaker 12: I'm going to take both of you and I'm going
Speaker 12: to condense you into a small chocolate bunny and then
Speaker 12: I'm going to break you into pieces and distribute to
Speaker 12: all the little children. But it's gonna be poised. And
Speaker 12: because I'm gonna put AIDS in your blood.
Speaker 2: Is this Douglas?
Speaker 9: No, a bunny man is your dog anyway? It's you,
Speaker 9: Pat the dog. It's not Douglas. Nobody calls me dog.
Speaker 12: I mean, I mean, I'm the bunny man.
Speaker 9: I'm going to fast.
Speaker 3: Oh but if you if you actually make me into chocolate, like,
Speaker 3: can I try me?
Speaker 2: That sounds like i'd be delicious?
Speaker 9: Orange chocolate. What's your favorite kind of chocolate?
Speaker 2: Probably orange?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Orange sounds good.
Speaker 7: Do you like the Christmas chocolate?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like orange? Or like our mint? Mint's good?
Speaker 12: You're a strange pillow.
Speaker 2: Like after eights after eight chocolate. That shit's fucking tasty.
Speaker 9: I'm partial. I'm partial to take lives myself.
Speaker 2: Can you eat me so I can be inside you? Oh?
Speaker 9: I'll eat you anytime, all.
Speaker 7: Right, buddy man, there's this debate.
Speaker 8: What the fuck do you like using a machete, a
Speaker 8: chainsaw or an axe?
Speaker 12: I actually prefer using safety scissors and eating needles.
Speaker 9: I don't know where all the hardcore it came from.
Speaker 7: When I like to take my time, you like to
Speaker 7: take your time.
Speaker 9: I like to take my time. You know what I'm
Speaker 9: talking about?
Speaker 2: I like that. Can we go for dinner or something
Speaker 2: I've been looking for? Like a good lover.
Speaker 9: You may not you may not know this that I'm
Speaker 9: cirling my hair. You're you're making me feel so I
Speaker 9: don't know what to say.
Speaker 8: Are you under the bridge currently? Because you're you sound
Speaker 8: like ship man.
Speaker 9: I'm I'm I mean the studio.
Speaker 8: Christ Kay Billy thinks you. I think it's a bridge.
Speaker 8: He thinks it's a tunnel.
Speaker 2: What do you? Where are you from?
Speaker 7: Where do you think?
Speaker 12: I'm in the studio right now?
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter where I'm from. When it's a sewer
Speaker 9: in Kentucky.
Speaker 7: This guy, it's actually from. It says you're from d C.
Speaker 12: You're from Joe, matter where it says that I'm from,
Speaker 12: I can teleport you, silly.
Speaker 2: Count Damn fuck dude, we don't use that kind of
Speaker 2: language right here. No, you're upsetting anybody.
Speaker 9: What I am?
Speaker 12: I not calling into the cocksucking motherfucker show.
Speaker 2: Wow. Fuck I think you need a timeout and fucking reevaluate.
Speaker 9: I'm not well. I'm not even tired. I'm not taking
Speaker 9: a time out.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 8: Are you okay? Are you gonna be okay? I think
Speaker 8: we need to send you back to the asylum.
Speaker 9: I'm not going back, I said, I'm not going back.
Speaker 12: I'm never rolling back.
Speaker 7: Who on Steve's cellphone? What is happening right now?
Speaker 9: No? Boy, he's b by.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Do he's get a fucking phone call for a fucking
Speaker 2: bunny man? I don't want to fuck him. Do you
Speaker 2: find him interesting? What do you think?
Speaker 7: What do you think about the bunny man?
Speaker 2: Billy?
Speaker 7: Do you like him? Sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: Sure you don't like that?
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 8: That was I guess the bunny man just called into
Speaker 8: the show. That's very strange. What happened there?
Speaker 2: I know if you're talking about him so weird.
Speaker 8: He just appears out of nowhere, like he's some leprechaun
Speaker 8: strange teleport. Sounds like he's at a bar getting drunk,
Speaker 8: though probably he's playing pool. Sounds like it's just say
Speaker 8: that pool step deep in your ass, pool stick, pool
Speaker 8: stick in your ass.
Speaker 2: Sounds okay?
Speaker 8: Humans are strange creatures who dream up unusual ways to
Speaker 8: celebrate the holidays. Let's get away from that bunny. I'm
Speaker 8: getting creeped out. Man, I'm like scared because he said
Speaker 8: he was in the studio and there's a closet like
Speaker 8: right there, and I'm really scared that the bunny man
Speaker 8: might be in the.
Speaker 2: Closet with a skeleton.
Speaker 7: There is a skeleton in the closet.
Speaker 8: Literally weird pot, weird pun, but there is a skeleton action.
Speaker 7: So okay, I'm.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: Let me calm down a bit. Let me have a
Speaker 8: lot of drink, which which can is open? So many cans?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, that fucking scared me.
Speaker 8: Man, I hope that when you drive home tonight you're
Speaker 8: not gonna either crash from being drunk or just kill somebody.
Speaker 2: It's like my fourth beer.
Speaker 7: Don't mention that. Man, the CoP's gonna come after your
Speaker 7: has that.
Speaker 8: What who says four beers after drinking is not good
Speaker 8: to drive?
Speaker 2: Fucking what's it? The fucking towns? Do you guys grow
Speaker 2: up in? The buddy man calling you back?
Speaker 8: Oh Jesus Christ, know what, don't fucking answer the buddy man.
Speaker 8: I don't want him back on this now humans are
Speaker 8: strange creatures who drank him unusual celebrations for the holidays.
Speaker 8: Since it's the Easter Special, we decided.
Speaker 2: To explore some strange Easter.
Speaker 8: Traditions from around the world, especially after a bunch of drinks.
Speaker 8: I've drank my whole thing of fireball. I'm on, I'm
Speaker 8: signing my vodka drinks. I'm on to my other vodka drink.
Speaker 8: So let's talk about weird holidays and strange Easter Easter
Speaker 8: traditions from around the world. The great thing about holidays
Speaker 8: is there is no wrong way to celebrate anything. Really,
Speaker 8: there isn't.
Speaker 2: But I think it's.
Speaker 8: A perfect way to admit maybe that some people celebrate.
Speaker 7: Things in a strange way.
Speaker 2: Stupidly, is what he meant to say.
Speaker 8: You know what the checker, the Checker's Republic, do the
Speaker 8: check the what the Czech Republic does?
Speaker 2: There we go, Yeah, it's check Republic and the Czech Republic.
Speaker 8: There is a strange Easter tradition, Easter tradition involving whipping.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is nice.
Speaker 8: Basically, boys will whip will make whips out of pussy
Speaker 8: willow sticks.
Speaker 2: What's a pussy willow?
Speaker 7: You know what a pussy Willow. Is what a strange
Speaker 7: story about pussy willows?
Speaker 2: I know a person named Willow. It's a bitch. Is
Speaker 2: that what you're saying?
Speaker 8: You know those sticks and they have those fluffy little
Speaker 8: balls in the end.
Speaker 2: No, I'm googling it now.
Speaker 3: I guarantee I'm going to get a different result than
Speaker 3: whatever that is.
Speaker 2: If I google pussy Willow.
Speaker 6: Pussy Willow, you'll see pussy Willow, pussy pussy cat dolls.
Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, yeah, it's like a fucking like kind
Speaker 3: of like a cotton plant.
Speaker 8: So funny story before we get into the how people
Speaker 8: like you know what's funny?
Speaker 7: What's with whipping?
Speaker 8: You remember the Valentine's Day special how the boys would
Speaker 8: whip the girls with.
Speaker 2: Like raw high Yeah I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, strange right, Well, well those are fucking weak though,
Speaker 3: those hurt that.
Speaker 8: Here's a funny story. When I was I think grade
Speaker 8: one or I think it was kindergarten. Uh, they they
Speaker 8: had a vase of oz of pussy will You got fucked. No,
Speaker 8: I proceeded to shove pussy willows up my nose. I
Speaker 8: broke them off and shove them up my nose. I
Speaker 8: don't know why. Very strange. Something I kind of remember,
Speaker 8: Like I have like very very faint memories.
Speaker 2: I was so young.
Speaker 8: My mom always tells a story worries. I shoved them
Speaker 8: so far my nose. I had to go to a
Speaker 8: doctor and they had to like surgically like try to
Speaker 8: pull out all of these things that were shoving.
Speaker 2: It felt so good and that makes so much sense.
Speaker 2: My brains fucking retarded, retired. Oh we can't say that anymore.
Speaker 3: Sorry, take off, Yeah, take off your fucking ozer.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 8: So some fucking weird So basically pussy willows. Uh, they
Speaker 8: would the boys would get pussy willow sticks and they
Speaker 8: would whip the women lightly to make them fertile, the
Speaker 8: exact same fact the Romans were using during our Valentine's
Speaker 8: Day special of whipping the women with raw animal hide.
Speaker 7: Women will then thank them.
Speaker 8: Thank you by giving them fresh eggs, give them fresh eggs.
Speaker 2: H What like you mean like fertile eggs.
Speaker 7: Like I think it, like like eggs by chickens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: But are you saying like they say thank you by
Speaker 3: giving them fresh eggs in a sense of like now
Speaker 3: you can fuck me and I'll become fertile, or they
Speaker 3: give them, they give them. I guess that's kind of
Speaker 3: fucking that's kind of nice. It's like, hey, you made
Speaker 3: my eggs fertile, and I'll give you some good eggs
Speaker 3: that are tasty.
Speaker 8: It sounds sexist, it sounds sexist, but some are against
Speaker 8: this tradition. However, it remains dear. Too many checks and
Speaker 8: uh yeah, you can read many, uh many stories about
Speaker 8: the check easter whippings if you if you want to
Speaker 8: dive into it. It's fucking weird. I didn't want to
Speaker 8: get too deep into it. No, I didn't care that much.
Speaker 8: Germans throw eggs, throw eggs at women? What No, maybe
Speaker 8: talking about it.
Speaker 7: It's all the weird traditions.
Speaker 8: Managing the Czech Republic, Germans may find their neighbors whipping
Speaker 8: tradition a little strange, like this is really really.
Speaker 2: Strange egg people.
Speaker 8: Technically, Germans like to throw hard boiled eggs.
Speaker 2: Hard boiled ones. HOLLI, fuck ah, you know what, that's
Speaker 2: nicer than raw ones. Were kids read we were bored.
Speaker 8: You would take cardon of eggs and you would throw
Speaker 8: it at people's houses because you were a piece of shit.
Speaker 8: And as kids, I was a piece of shit. I
Speaker 8: used to do a lot of stupid stuff. So Germans
Speaker 8: like to throw hard boiled eggs instead.
Speaker 2: That's nicer. That's a nicer thing to do.
Speaker 7: We just like, oh, I know this chick lives here.
Speaker 2: They went, they went.
Speaker 3: Out of their way to make the mess not as bad.
Speaker 3: They took the raw eggs. They put some work into
Speaker 3: it so it wouldn't be as bad. That's a nice
Speaker 3: thing to do.
Speaker 8: Don't you think that hard boiled eggs would hurt more
Speaker 8: though than ah?
Speaker 3: Like, fuck, it's a hard boiled egg, man, It's it's
Speaker 3: pretty soft.
Speaker 7: Like if you whipped a hard boiled egg at somebody, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure I like, if I got hit in the face,
Speaker 3: they'd be like, oh fuck.
Speaker 2: But like it wouldn't be like a more raw are
Speaker 2: hard boiled?
Speaker 3: Probably raw that fucking eggsll man, hard boiled eggs don't
Speaker 3: have a shell.
Speaker 2: It's just like a soft it's.
Speaker 7: A solid fucking thing.
Speaker 2: It's a soft thing. It's like a It's like me
Speaker 2: throwing a foam dice at you.
Speaker 3: A little harder than that, but still, like I understand
Speaker 3: that that was a little exaggerating, but still.
Speaker 8: Germans like the hard boiled eggs decorated actually decorated eggs, so.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's why they hard boiled it so they can
Speaker 3: fucking put decorations on it.
Speaker 8: They paint them like we're gonna fuck up tonight, and
Speaker 8: they throw them as far as they can. Whoever can
Speaker 8: throw the egg the farthest without breaking it win a
Speaker 8: prize such as a chocolate egg.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, sounds wonderful.
Speaker 3: You gotta throw it far without breaking sounds wasteful.
Speaker 7: And then in the current times where the.
Speaker 3: Elite the hard boiled eggs with the shell taken off.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, I was thinking the shell was off,
Speaker 3: and I was thinking it was just like a phone. Okay,
Speaker 3: that actually changes that.
Speaker 8: You rather me whip a fucking a raw egg got
Speaker 8: your forehead or a hard boiled get your forehead?
Speaker 3: Okay, if the hard boiled leg had the shell off,
Speaker 3: I'd rather the hard boil leg with the shell off,
Speaker 3: but with the shell on.
Speaker 8: Whoever, yeah so, and they win a prize. Okay, so strange.
Speaker 8: It sounds wasteful, especially in these times where the elites
Speaker 8: wants to eat bugs, but the Germans have have that
Speaker 8: cover too. Broken eggs get left for birds. Two feast on.
Speaker 8: How about this? How about what Russian butter lambs? The
Speaker 8: Russians before butter lamb a little east of the Czech
Speaker 8: Republic in Germany, Russians have their own strange Eastern traditions.
Speaker 8: Butter is considered a religious symbol all over the world.
Speaker 8: What I've never heard of that? Can someone clarify? Recently
Speaker 8: we've had a lot of downloads from Russia and uh,
Speaker 8: you know it's also strange.
Speaker 7: Sudan Yo, shut out, man, shout out?
Speaker 2: What up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: In the past, even a couple of weeks, we've had
Speaker 8: like hundreds of downloads from Sudan. I don't know how
Speaker 8: they get podcasts there. But we love you guys. If
Speaker 8: you listen to this, we love you. You must love
Speaker 8: us or you just I don't know why you're listening
Speaker 8: to this. In the United States, lambs are offered to
Speaker 8: be eaten for Christmas, while checks like to bake lambs
Speaker 8: shaped in cakes. That's fucking weird. And Russia Easter isn't
Speaker 8: complete without a lamb shape. Butter it dates back to
Speaker 8: ancient times when it was I guess shaped like a lamb.
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting to find that ancient cultures around the
Speaker 3: world use butter as a sacred tool for their spiritual practices.
Speaker 3: This is going back to Samerians with twenty five hundred BC,
Speaker 3: and the Aryans and the Hindus and the.
Speaker 2: Buddhists, Eastern Indian people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all these, all these coxtures, all these cultures use
Speaker 3: butter in their worship practices, all of them.
Speaker 8: Everyone's gonna have herr attacks and herds. Yes, that's kind
Speaker 8: of neat. That's a fucking neat fun factor. There's some
Speaker 8: weird shit. There are some weird it's really cool. I've
Speaker 8: talked about me so many weird traditions when it comes
Speaker 8: to ancient cultures that I'm saying these specials.
Speaker 7: We're gonna get drunk, We're gonna get fun.
Speaker 8: I actually was debated smoking weed, which I'm glad I
Speaker 8: did because I'm starting to get buzzed. But or I
Speaker 8: have been buzz Swedish Swedish. I wish I had that
Speaker 8: sound clip Tom Green the Swedish My Buma's on the
Speaker 8: Swedish Swedish Swedish.
Speaker 7: I remember that my bumma's on the cheese.
Speaker 2: My bumas on the cheese.
Speaker 7: If I'm lucky, I'll get a disease.
Speaker 3: If I'm lucky. Yes, they're trying to get diseases on
Speaker 3: the cheese.
Speaker 7: Bum You've never heard Tom Greens.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's fucking Tom Green. That's what bumma's on the cheese.
Speaker 7: My buma's on the cheese.
Speaker 8: For most of the world, witches are associated with Halloween,
Speaker 8: but in Sweden, however, they're a part of their Strange
Speaker 8: Easter tradition.
Speaker 2: Strange Easter Easter traditions.
Speaker 8: On the Monday and Thursday, young girls dress up as
Speaker 8: Easter hags, or as the Swedes call them. Not gonna
Speaker 8: pronounce this, you fucking tried.
Speaker 3: Past grainier, past granner, pascarin air, past a rainy a
Speaker 3: rain guard pastcariner.
Speaker 7: All right, let me let me spell this for everyone.
Speaker 8: It is It is p s k k A r
Speaker 8: r I n g A r past paskariner.
Speaker 7: So they're witches, I guess.
Speaker 8: According to the Swedish tradition, witches flu to fictional islands
Speaker 8: that can only be reached with magical flight.
Speaker 7: That sounds really fun.
Speaker 8: It seems like, yeah, it seems like Daniel Radcliffe would
Speaker 8: live there with and that great actor that played Ronald Weasley.
Speaker 2: I don't know his name, anymore.
Speaker 7: But but yeah, so strange.
Speaker 8: So they would you have to reach this island on
Speaker 8: a magical flight and they would go to uh they
Speaker 8: would go there to frolic with Satan, as one does
Speaker 8: during Christian holidays.
Speaker 3: Always just like hey, fucking Satan, everyone left you today,
Speaker 3: So like we're gonna.
Speaker 2: See sweet man.
Speaker 7: Swedish people love Satan.
Speaker 2: Thanks man, I've been really lonely this Christmas time. Everyone
Speaker 2: deserts me let me okay.
Speaker 8: Australian chocolate bilbo Bilbi Bilbo chocolate, bunnies or even saints
Speaker 8: are not uncommon around the world. In Australia, however, the
Speaker 8: eastern chocolate of this chocolate is called the bill By.
Speaker 8: Bilbi is a small rabbit sized marsupial that happens to
Speaker 8: be endangered. Creating chocolate bilbies.
Speaker 2: Is a way for the fucking plural bilby. The Bilbi's
Speaker 2: the bill Belie.
Speaker 8: It is a way for for Australia to help raise
Speaker 8: awareness for funding these adorable creatures.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to put my money towards.
Speaker 3: I want to put them towards the bill Belie.
Speaker 8: Everyone, if you're listening to this and watching this, please
Speaker 8: sponsor the Billies.
Speaker 2: Of Australia. Yeah, they're good guys. Probably I like to rape.
Speaker 2: Damn never mind say they are the hard are Fireworks.
Speaker 8: Are common to celebrate obviously on New York on the
Speaker 8: fourth of July. In the United States been Florence. They're
Speaker 8: also used to celebrate Easter the Florinians. The Florentians called yeah,
Speaker 8: I guess, I guess so a folk tradition called Scorpio
Speaker 8: de carrio dal carrio scorpio, the scapio delcao.
Speaker 3: That's got I bet that's supposed to be scorpio anyway.
Speaker 2: Scopio says scapio dulcara.
Speaker 8: Scapio daketo means explosion of the cart. Sounds like some
Speaker 8: fucking slantia say, some SLANTYI guy running cart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're fucking pushing our boundaries here there, dude, and yeah, I'll.
Speaker 7: Get kicked off twitch and no time.
Speaker 8: An antique thirty foot tall cart that has been used
Speaker 8: to create magical fireworks displayed for five hundred years.
Speaker 7: It does sound.
Speaker 8: Japanese or Chinese because I feel like they're the only
Speaker 8: people that I've existed that long. I feel like everyone
Speaker 8: got raped by Ganghis Khan.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 8: I could describe it more, but it just is. It's
Speaker 8: it says, it's it's what it looks like. They literally
Speaker 8: just make fire explosions, and Billy's like, what, no, you.
Speaker 3: It's the only people that have existed for four to
Speaker 3: five hundred years.
Speaker 2: White people didn't exist.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 8: They tell us all the time that they should hate us,
Speaker 8: what we get.
Speaker 7: Blamed for everything.
Speaker 8: Bigger is not always better, but sometimes a special occasion
Speaker 8: requires something a little extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's all I got, so I little extra.
Speaker 7: But it's like, you know what, I'm like black from
Speaker 7: their waist down, not.
Speaker 2: The way, dude, have you see my calves in my ass?
Speaker 2: There's nothing there, yo.
Speaker 3: Some fucking chick once told me and Alberta that if
Speaker 3: you took a picture of my pants waist down, you'd
Speaker 3: have no idea which way it was.
Speaker 2: I remember that. I fucking hate you. I still hate you,
Speaker 2: Kelsey and fuck you.
Speaker 7: Figure is not always better, It's not.
Speaker 8: France spends Easter Monday and they create an omelet out
Speaker 8: of forty five hundred eggs in a giant pan.
Speaker 2: Four thousand, five hundred eggs. Got a fucking panas this.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's pretty close to what you said before. With
Speaker 3: forty five hundred people. But like every person gets an egg, they.
Speaker 8: Have four thousand, five hundred eggs and they put it
Speaker 8: in a giant pan and they create pannis. This how
Speaker 8: many French people do you have shuffling this around and
Speaker 8: flipping the egg?
Speaker 2: I don't know what pan this is, buddy. This is
Speaker 2: a giant pan. Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 7: It serves over one thousand people.
Speaker 3: Do you realize that a pan that big would be
Speaker 3: bigger than your house?
Speaker 2: Do you understand that? I don't fucking know. Do you
Speaker 2: understand how big that pan would be? Holy fuck? Yeah? Exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh it's uh French cook fifteen thousand egg omelet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they obviously make it bitter at bigger at a time.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck? You see that ship?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: Don't kind of it?
Speaker 8: So obviously Easter in France it's definitely not a hoax.
Speaker 7: So they create a massive omelet for Easter.
Speaker 2: It's fun, that's fine. My mind went. My mind went differently.
Speaker 8: Chocolate isn't much in Papua New Guinea, obviously, the steamy jungles,
Speaker 8: so each your trees at the front of churches are
Speaker 8: decorated with sticks of tobacco and cigarettes instead. They actually
Speaker 8: hand out cigarettes after Eastern traditions. So, uh, you know what,
Speaker 8: they love the smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Okay, they really.
Speaker 3: Do big, big, big tobacco, guys, they big tobacco.
Speaker 2: I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 7: Like, you know what, the only trade we get from
Speaker 7: the United States is cigarettes.
Speaker 8: Half of our culture dies from cancer every year.
Speaker 2: But uh, you know what, we love cigarettes, Judy, what
Speaker 2: do you think about this? I love cigarettes.
Speaker 7: I love that. Do you have a fun fact?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Time for fun back then day you finally recorded it? Wow,
Speaker 2: I was so sick of doing that. It's time for
Speaker 2: that day. That was fucking sick.
Speaker 3: Anyways, Wow, I don't feel out of breath now, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Uh did you know?
Speaker 3: And I have no scientific proof behind this, by the way,
Speaker 3: this is just a personal life fun fact. Did you
Speaker 3: know you can beat lactose intolerance by overwhelming yourself with lactose?
Speaker 2: I thought that.
Speaker 8: Every single human being was last toast intolerant though.
Speaker 3: So my personal story became with when I moved us
Speaker 3: to New Brunswick. I started drinking coffee, and well I
Speaker 3: always drank coffee, but like when I moved out there,
Speaker 3: like that timeline, when I started having coffee. I couldn't
Speaker 3: stop shitting myself. It was like I had a coffee
Speaker 3: and I would explosive diarrhea. Like it was bad, like
Speaker 3: just the cream in the coffee. If I had milk instead,
Speaker 3: it was a little better. And if I had no
Speaker 3: milk or cream, I was fine. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I knew it was the fucking lactose, but like I
Speaker 3: like double doubles. But anyways, it got to a point
Speaker 3: where I liked the coffee so much that I was
Speaker 3: willing to sacrifice the shits. So for a two and
Speaker 3: a half fucking years, I just powered through it. And
Speaker 3: now I'm not lactose. Now I don't shit anymore. It
Speaker 3: doesn't hurt my stomach. I'm just good. I just I
Speaker 3: overwhelmed my body with lactose, and now my body adapted
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 7: She overwhelmed your body with a dairy product.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it said it was rejecting it, and then
Speaker 3: I said no, fuck you, and then I kept doing.
Speaker 7: Single fucking human being on earth.
Speaker 2: Is like technically, dude, it was bad. It was to
Speaker 2: the point only mammal that drinks another mammals mailk.
Speaker 3: It was to the point I drink a coffee and
Speaker 3: I'd have explosive diarrhea. It's not bad because of one coffee.
Speaker 2: You know what. I've been taken as weird as you do.
Speaker 2: You have cereal in the morning, an explosive diarrhea?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Do you have ice cream? Ice cream?
Speaker 3: No, not really cream in your cooking at all, not
Speaker 3: really cheese of cheese. Yeah, I have a fucking slice
Speaker 3: of pizza. An explosive diarrhea I've been taking that is
Speaker 3: giving me.
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about this one?
Speaker 3: Well, that was a fun fact and you can overcome
Speaker 3: it if you just try hard enough.
Speaker 8: I've been I've been taking dandelion supplements dandylion. As weird
Speaker 8: as it is, day line root is really good for
Speaker 8: your gut. It even says the thing. It's like, uh,
Speaker 8: if you're constipated, you want to take something natural, take this.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 8: So I've been taking Dannyline root. Uh, it's really good
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 7: We thank you for tuning in.
Speaker 8: That was a pretty a pretty crazy special that we had.
Speaker 8: We we chose you something different and get into easter stuff.
Speaker 8: I think there's only one time episode for this. Who
Speaker 8: knows if we'll get into I don't know if anyone
Speaker 8: murders each other during Easter.
Speaker 7: But maybe they'll.
Speaker 8: Come up, who knows. But we're trying to get Billy
Speaker 8: on Moore. He's a busy bee.
Speaker 2: I'm a busy bee. Leave me alone. I'm trying.
Speaker 3: You fucking decided to move an hour away.
Speaker 8: I live fucking ten minutes from where I used to live.
Speaker 8: You moved, motherfucker. You used to be able to skateboard,
Speaker 8: all right, It's not my fault that you grew up
Speaker 8: and you got a fucking woman.
Speaker 2: And a job. Sorry. It was like, I love my job.
Speaker 2: I do love my job early, I really do so. Obviously.
Speaker 8: We just want to have fun with this stuff and
Speaker 8: get into weird, strange traditions around Easter, and we appreciate
Speaker 8: once tuned in, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: And this will happen every often.
Speaker 8: Every so often, me and Bill are gonna try to
Speaker 8: do some more filming aspects when it comes to doing episodes.
Speaker 8: We have a lot of things coming down the pipeline,
Speaker 8: a lot of what I think if Billy.
Speaker 2: Has time for it, what do you think I have time.
Speaker 8: For I said this to Anton, I need to get
Speaker 8: you on for a rand episode.
Speaker 2: I've been wanting that for effort. I've been bumming you
Speaker 2: for that for two years.
Speaker 8: So we need you to be more available. Buy a
Speaker 8: better laptop.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 7: You're like, man, I'm gonna have all this money.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so rare. I know, but I'm also Jewish.
Speaker 7: I don't want to spend buy a fucking laptop. Buy
Speaker 7: it by you get a MacBook. You don't need a MacBook.
Speaker 7: Spend six hundred dollars on a fucking decent laptop.
Speaker 2: Hey, mine wasn't bad. It just all you chewed my cord.
Speaker 7: I'm so crazy. How who is this guy that say
Speaker 7: he's depressed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still curious about that comment too.
Speaker 8: All right, everybody, love everybody. We love you guys. We
Speaker 8: appreciate you for jumping onto and listening to the special specials.
Speaker 8: We never know what's gonna happen. We drink a lot.
Speaker 8: You during specials, we get a little fucked up, and
Speaker 8: we usually go off and talk about crazy stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's a lot of fun things.
Speaker 8: So you know where to find is w W a
Speaker 8: strangerwpodcast dot com. Obviously, watch for the live specials, watch
Speaker 8: for when we're doing stuff because we have ideas.
Speaker 2: Going forward because I know people are usually busy.
Speaker 8: During holidays, and I was the whole My idea was
Speaker 8: the whole thing of like, let's do it around the holiday.
Speaker 7: Yes, when we did the Saint.
Speaker 8: Patti's Day episode, you can find that now on Patreon.
Speaker 7: I fell down because I was so drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was so fucking funny. We haven't even talked
Speaker 2: about that since that happened.
Speaker 7: Me and Anton have have you?
Speaker 2: Because you know where that film came from. That was me.
Speaker 7: I took it because the lot the stream is still going.
Speaker 2: No, the film the film, Anton has this for me.
Speaker 8: No, the film that we use for the Patreon at
Speaker 8: the ending was from my stream. Do not show it
Speaker 8: on this one Patreon exclusive. I literally fall down and
Speaker 8: I heard myself.
Speaker 2: I was brilli.
Speaker 8: It was so fucking Billy finds it funny when I
Speaker 8: heard myself and I could have died.
Speaker 2: I could have died. You wouldn't have died.
Speaker 8: Don't fucking show it. It's for the Patreon. If you've
Speaker 8: sounded the patreon, you can see me fall over and
Speaker 8: get fucked up. You fucking child, all right, but yeah,
Speaker 8: if you go on the Patreon, you can watch the like.
Speaker 8: This is the first special that we actually kept strictly
Speaker 8: for Patreon after we did the live, so make sure
Speaker 8: to check that out. If you appreciate us, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8: W W I change your podcast dot Com, change your
Speaker 8: podcast dot Just go find ship man, just go find it.
Speaker 2: This was different.
Speaker 8: I want to get in the history of Easter in
Speaker 8: different traditions. I thought it was something interesting. I think
Speaker 8: we got we got pretty buzzed. I'm pretty buzzed it
Speaker 8: it was. I would hope to see Billy more often.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get him on as much as I
Speaker 2: He moved so far away and try.
Speaker 7: I'm literally twenty five minutes away.
Speaker 3: Not even that was an hour drive today because of
Speaker 3: our work.
Speaker 8: Well that's I'm looking an hour away now, I'm like
Speaker 8: twenty minutes away, like half an hour. He works on
Speaker 8: the go, and it's his fault. I miss when he
Speaker 8: was a server.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I don't see you guys in a month because I'm
Speaker 3: going to Portugal.
Speaker 7: Every day Billy comes on here, he disappoints me.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you want to come to Portugal. I want
Speaker 2: the money for that.
Speaker 3: I can't believe my country man. I was already saying,
Speaker 3: like you said, you're looking for a new job. I
Speaker 3: got job opportunities.
Speaker 2: I can't leave. You can make some money, go to Portugal.
Speaker 2: I can't leave. Well, we can fake. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 7: Do you want to make me a fake facts pass?
Speaker 2: Well, you can leave, you just can't come back.
Speaker 7: It was in his pants because he thinks, alright.
Speaker 2: What are you looking at my toe?
Speaker 8: You're talking two people, and alright, we'll see you guys,
Speaker 8: Tom cat Kerry.
Speaker 2: How many times I have to you? How many times
Speaker 2: gotta tell you? Do it? My mind to check it
Speaker 2: out now?
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Speaker 2: While I'm writing, I'm dividing that's hard.
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Speaker 3: the ones who.
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Speaker 2: single line, I'm taking my time.
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Speaker 11: even if there is something like getting away, I like,
Speaker 11: there's just no stop and I'm already I've both been
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Speaker 2: How from the barns buying your fantasy cars. I've been
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Speaker 2: taking my tongs, turnnay, getting fall of thof that. I
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Speaker 11: I gotta tell you that I can do it with
Speaker 11: my mind too, so I will think of me behind
Speaker 11: the chu shot.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I've got two words to save this world till you
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Speaker 2: Be you and this suit you arrived, but never for me.
Speaker 14: I won't begin soumed out to die, and godly, ondly
Speaker 14: I always know what's watching me, posciously, and I knew
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Speaker 2: As we get you a thread, we are leave.
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