Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w JR R.
Speaker 3: But you're freaking idiots. All right, Off on our idiotology
Speaker 3: adventure for this week. Where do we want to begin
Speaker 3: in taco? How about Pennsylvania? I'm down with that. Have
Speaker 3: you noticed Pennsylvania's been delivering a lot in the idiotology
Speaker 3: department as of late.
Speaker 1: I have noticed that, and it's because, uh, my brother
Speaker 1: in law is from there. So every time you say Pennsylvania, Oh,
Speaker 1: all right, another one.
Speaker 3: All right, let's say hello to thirty nine year old
Speaker 3: Chaz Pearson Chaz Chez. Chaz arrested for assaulting and elderly
Speaker 3: gentlemen at some joint called CSL Plasma.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one of those joints that you go and
Speaker 1: give plasma for a check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go sell your plasma. Tell you like pinball
Speaker 2: Pete did.
Speaker 1: He said it was not not the most comfortable thing.
Speaker 2: It was a little painful.
Speaker 3: He was doing that out of economic need or college
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, college, Needd. The beer money, I don't know
Speaker 3: if it was beer money per se or just to
Speaker 3: be honest, I think it might have just been survival money.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that includes some weed and beer.
Speaker 3: So Chaz is there in line, and I guess the
Speaker 3: elderly guy was there with his son, and the old
Speaker 3: coagure beefed one, okay, and Chaz didn't react positively to
Speaker 3: this fact. He threw a beatdown on the old man.
Speaker 3: Then the guy's son intervened and Chaz beat him up too.
Speaker 3: Come on, Jazz, it's just a little gazz easy beat
Speaker 3: up an old guy. Wouldn't you feel bad?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. There's certain lines you don't cross.
Speaker 1: And I think given an old man who happened to
Speaker 1: slip afart, which his bowels probably are a little it off
Speaker 1: because he's old.
Speaker 2: You don't beat him up. Dude.
Speaker 3: You usually cut our elders a break in general, in
Speaker 3: just about every category.
Speaker 1: Driving, you drive when they're get out of my lane,
Speaker 1: you're drugging me, and then you drive up. But it's
Speaker 1: a little old lady like this, and you just say, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, that could be my mom, So I'll
Speaker 1: let it slide.
Speaker 3: It Just really, I just realized this, and it's just
Speaker 3: because I'd be desensitized to your your proficiency and farting.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna start throwing trying to throw a beat
Speaker 1: down on me, are you.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: I just realized and the story made me realize that
Speaker 3: you're here now. When you become an elderly taco bob,
Speaker 3: this will be one of your great joys in the
Speaker 3: latter stages of your life. Just you knowing you're gonna
Speaker 3: get cut some slack in the fart department and you
Speaker 3: can just let him ride, you know, anytime anywhere.
Speaker 1: No, because there's gonna be that guy like Chazz around.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be, you know, out nimble i am.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like I just picture a grocery store because
Speaker 1: that's usually where I'll find it. Little aisle, you know,
Speaker 1: one that I need absolutely nothing on and I just
Speaker 1: go down there and it's I think the person the
Speaker 1: isle over can hear it.
Speaker 2: Just go You just gotta go down the card aisle.
Speaker 3: Oh house swears. You know that's the stuff that you
Speaker 3: only buy if you're completely desperate and then you pay
Speaker 3: five times more than you should.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the spoons, the bowls, it's the stuff I
Speaker 1: buy from my drawer out here for my cereal in
Speaker 1: the morning. Uh yeah, I'll bust one there and like
Speaker 1: Murphy's Law, as soon as I do, I look down
Speaker 1: and there's a hot one coming.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 3: Turn her around.
Speaker 1: Run, don't let her even recognize me, because she's gonna
Speaker 1: walk into the wall of filth.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's the plasma check donation go for these days?
Speaker 4: I think your average I'll google it. Someone knows, but
Speaker 4: I know, I think it's like back in the day.
Speaker 4: I think I think he got like sixteen to twenty
Speaker 4: six bucks.
Speaker 2: Anybody, so your plasma lately? Know what the going rate
Speaker 2: is present.
Speaker 1: To going right for plasma two? Oh, I can google
Speaker 1: by the time they get it in with god, going
Speaker 1: right for plasma donation.
Speaker 2: God, if they ever search.
Speaker 1: You know, my history, my browser history, I'm doomed. All right, Pat,
Speaker 1: here's what we got. Oh, you can do it starting
Speaker 1: at six am right there on four thirty six by
Speaker 1: a life plasma seenters six.
Speaker 2: That's who's plasma I want? Come on holiday weekend. Somebody
Speaker 2: donated at six am?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Pat, fifty to one hundred dollars right now for
Speaker 1: new donors. But if you're you know, if you're the
Speaker 1: pinball pete donor, a repeat guy who just kind of
Speaker 1: no pinball peat frequent donating. Yeah you kind of you know,
Speaker 1: come back in.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Compensation typically falls between twenty to sixty. So I was
Speaker 1: I was ballparking when I said, you know, sixteen to.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, a man's court battle has come to
Speaker 3: an end after the case was thrown out. This in
Speaker 3: the UK. This guy was arguing he was wrongfully terminated
Speaker 3: from his job. This goes back a few years into
Speaker 3: the fun time that was COVID and the work from
Speaker 3: home and virtual work calls that so many had to endure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the zoom calls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was fired after revealing his genitals on one
Speaker 3: of those work calls inadvertently though I guess he's on
Speaker 3: the call. Something was going on with his computer. He
Speaker 3: has his laptop in front of him. He had to
Speaker 3: reach over it, so he puts the leans the aims
Speaker 3: down as he stands up to adjust, and he has
Speaker 3: no pants on. No Under's just he was barebacking all
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 2: That's just I mean, I'm sorry, that's on you, dude.
Speaker 3: And well, he argued that it was not intentional or
Speaker 3: anything of such, and therefore he should not have been
Speaker 3: terminated for that.
Speaker 1: You're at work technically quote unquote at work with no
Speaker 1: underwear even I'm sorry. I know they always joke about
Speaker 1: the newscasters who don't have pants on, you know, behind
Speaker 1: the podium.
Speaker 2: But nah, all right, look at two two five two
Speaker 2: six plasma donation.
Speaker 1: The hotline for plasma donations coming in. It's according to weight.
Speaker 1: Pat I used to uh for two donations. Oh at
Speaker 1: the place I just named on four thirty six?
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean weight? The more you weigh,
Speaker 2: the more they pay you.
Speaker 1: I guess I get seventy dollars of donation at my
Speaker 1: weight two and forty pounds. Uh, frequent donations, So I
Speaker 1: guess since they go more often.
Speaker 3: What the is the the bigger you are, the more
Speaker 3: you can donate.
Speaker 2: I'm just reading it, ready to doore not sure? So
Speaker 2: look somebody okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Move only trying to get you to teleprompter, Bobby, I
Speaker 4: was close, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, Where are your pants when you're at work? That
Speaker 3: would be I think the takeaway from this, whether it's
Speaker 3: virtually or in person, it's it's probably a good idea
Speaker 3: to have pants on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you're in your boxers. If you wear boxers.
Speaker 1: Even then you have that hole upfront, which if you
Speaker 1: angle that computer can be bad.
Speaker 3: We're both built for comfort. Don't get us wrong, We're
Speaker 3: all about that, but come on, have some pants on
Speaker 3: that plasma.
Speaker 1: Donations are first of the week fifty dollars, second at
Speaker 1: U seventy dollars. I'm not going to name the place,
Speaker 1: but thank you.
Speaker 2: Need some gas plats good.
Speaker 1: If you're popping fifty and then seventy, that's a buck twenty.
Speaker 1: That's you know, smoke's money, beer money.
Speaker 3: Lewis Pugh and I have more on this than some
Speaker 3: visuals on our Facebook page and the Lynch and Taco
Speaker 3: blog at WCHR is a South African endurance swimmer.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the dude with Jaws.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Yesterday he completed his twelve day sixty two
Speaker 3: miles swim around Matha's vineyard. Of course, many scenes from
Speaker 3: the classic Jaws movie filmed in that part of the country.
Speaker 3: The waters are still quite cold up there this time
Speaker 3: of year. He did this over the course of twelve
Speaker 3: days and shark infested waters. They did use a responsible
Speaker 3: conservation shark deterrence to keep him safe. But this is
Speaker 3: the whole reason this dude completed this swim.
Speaker 2: Get this.
Speaker 3: So he knows it's the fiftieth anniversary of Jaws, but
Speaker 3: he believes Jaws has done more damage from that movie
Speaker 3: for sharks than anything else. And he's trying to raise
Speaker 3: awareness about how important shark conservation is and that they are,
Speaker 3: you know, important to the oceans of the world. So
Speaker 3: he thought he'd go swimming through those waters where they
Speaker 3: film Jaws to just to prove a point here.
Speaker 2: If he had just gotten eaten, oh my god, that
Speaker 2: would have been.
Speaker 3: Just And you brought up exactly what I was going
Speaker 3: to ask here. So clearly he's in you know, protect
Speaker 3: the sharks.
Speaker 2: I get it. That's just great, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 3: What would they have done had he truly been in peril?
Speaker 3: I know they've got there. Probably whatever they drop in
Speaker 3: the water that deters the sharks from coming. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it.
Speaker 1: Sounded or what ecked him out, because I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: when these people do these.
Speaker 2: Endurance swims, they have boats right next to them.
Speaker 3: You can't tell me they didn't have something on board
Speaker 3: that boat in case, you know, oh.
Speaker 2: A shark gun. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Right, oh god, yeah, I'm talking like what would be
Speaker 1: a nuclear weapon for a country, for a shark. As
Speaker 1: soon as that great white comes up, it's a great
Speaker 1: red and light, just.
Speaker 2: Plasma, that shark plasma everywhere.
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