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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots. All right, Off on our idiotology

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<v Speaker 3>adventure for this week. Where do we want to begin

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<v Speaker 3>in taco? How about Pennsylvania? I'm down with that. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you noticed Pennsylvania's been delivering a lot in the idiotology

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<v Speaker 3>department as of late.

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<v Speaker 1>I have noticed that, and it's because, uh, my brother

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<v Speaker 1>in law is from there. So every time you say Pennsylvania, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, another one.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's say hello to thirty nine year old

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<v Speaker 3>Chaz Pearson Chaz Chez. Chaz arrested for assaulting and elderly

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<v Speaker 3>gentlemen at some joint called CSL Plasma.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's one of those joints that you go and

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<v Speaker 1>give plasma for a check.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you go sell your plasma. Tell you like pinball

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<v Speaker 2>Pete did.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was not not the most comfortable thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a little painful.

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<v Speaker 3>He was doing that out of economic need or college

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, college, Needd. The beer money, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if it was beer money per se or just to

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, I think it might have just been survival money.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that includes some weed and beer.

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<v Speaker 3>So Chaz is there in line, and I guess the

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<v Speaker 3>elderly guy was there with his son, and the old

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<v Speaker 3>coagure beefed one, okay, and Chaz didn't react positively to

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<v Speaker 3>this fact. He threw a beatdown on the old man.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the guy's son intervened and Chaz beat him up too.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, Jazz, it's just a little gazz easy beat

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<v Speaker 3>up an old guy. Wouldn't you feel bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. There's certain lines you don't cross.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think given an old man who happened to

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<v Speaker 1>slip afart, which his bowels probably are a little it off

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<v Speaker 1>because he's old.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't beat him up. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You usually cut our elders a break in general, in

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<v Speaker 3>just about every category.

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<v Speaker 1>Driving, you drive when they're get out of my lane,

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<v Speaker 1>you're drugging me, and then you drive up. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little old lady like this, and you just say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that could be my mom, So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let it slide.

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<v Speaker 3>It Just really, I just realized this, and it's just

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<v Speaker 3>because I'd be desensitized to your your proficiency and farting.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna start throwing trying to throw a beat

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<v Speaker 1>down on me, are you.

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>I just realized and the story made me realize that

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<v Speaker 3>you're here now. When you become an elderly taco bob,

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<v Speaker 3>this will be one of your great joys in the

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<v Speaker 3>latter stages of your life. Just you knowing you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get cut some slack in the fart department and you

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<v Speaker 3>can just let him ride, you know, anytime anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because there's gonna be that guy like Chazz around.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna be, you know, out nimble i am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna like I just picture a grocery store because

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<v Speaker 1>that's usually where I'll find it. Little aisle, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>one that I need absolutely nothing on and I just

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<v Speaker 1>go down there and it's I think the person the

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<v Speaker 1>isle over can hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go You just gotta go down the card aisle.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh house swears. You know that's the stuff that you

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<v Speaker 3>only buy if you're completely desperate and then you pay

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<v Speaker 3>five times more than you should.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the spoons, the bowls, it's the stuff I

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<v Speaker 1>buy from my drawer out here for my cereal in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Uh yeah, I'll bust one there and like

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy's Law, as soon as I do, I look down

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a hot one coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh no.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn her around.

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<v Speaker 1>Run, don't let her even recognize me, because she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>walk into the wall of filth.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's the plasma check donation go for these days?

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<v Speaker 4>I think your average I'll google it. Someone knows, but

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I think it's like back in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think he got like sixteen to twenty

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<v Speaker 4>six bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody, so your plasma lately? Know what the going rate

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<v Speaker 2>is present.

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<v Speaker 1>To going right for plasma two? Oh, I can google

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<v Speaker 1>by the time they get it in with god, going

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<v Speaker 1>right for plasma donation.

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<v Speaker 2>God, if they ever search.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my history, my browser history, I'm doomed. All right, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what we got. Oh, you can do it starting

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<v Speaker 1>at six am right there on four thirty six by

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<v Speaker 1>a life plasma seenters six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's who's plasma I want? Come on holiday weekend. Somebody

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<v Speaker 2>donated at six am?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Pat, fifty to one hundred dollars right now for

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<v Speaker 1>new donors. But if you're you know, if you're the

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<v Speaker 1>pinball pete donor, a repeat guy who just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>no pinball peat frequent donating. Yeah you kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>come back in.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Compensation typically falls between twenty to sixty. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was ballparking when I said, you know, sixteen to.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, a man's court battle has come to

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<v Speaker 3>an end after the case was thrown out. This in

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<v Speaker 3>the UK. This guy was arguing he was wrongfully terminated

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<v Speaker 3>from his job. This goes back a few years into

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<v Speaker 3>the fun time that was COVID and the work from

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<v Speaker 3>home and virtual work calls that so many had to endure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the zoom calls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was fired after revealing his genitals on one

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<v Speaker 3>of those work calls inadvertently though I guess he's on

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<v Speaker 3>the call. Something was going on with his computer. He

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<v Speaker 3>has his laptop in front of him. He had to

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<v Speaker 3>reach over it, so he puts the leans the aims

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<v Speaker 3>down as he stands up to adjust, and he has

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<v Speaker 3>no pants on. No Under's just he was barebacking all

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<v Speaker 3>the way.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just I mean, I'm sorry, that's on you, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>And well, he argued that it was not intentional or

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<v Speaker 3>anything of such, and therefore he should not have been

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<v Speaker 3>terminated for that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're at work technically quote unquote at work with no

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<v Speaker 1>underwear even I'm sorry. I know they always joke about

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<v Speaker 1>the newscasters who don't have pants on, you know, behind

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<v Speaker 1>the podium.

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<v Speaker 2>But nah, all right, look at two two five two

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<v Speaker 2>six plasma donation.

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<v Speaker 1>The hotline for plasma donations coming in. It's according to weight.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat I used to uh for two donations. Oh at

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<v Speaker 1>the place I just named on four thirty six?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what do you mean weight? The more you weigh,

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<v Speaker 2>the more they pay you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I get seventy dollars of donation at my

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<v Speaker 1>weight two and forty pounds. Uh, frequent donations, So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess since they go more often.

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<v Speaker 3>What the is the the bigger you are, the more

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<v Speaker 3>you can donate.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just reading it, ready to doore not sure? So

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<v Speaker 2>look somebody okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Move only trying to get you to teleprompter, Bobby, I

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<v Speaker 4>was close, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Where are your pants when you're at work? That

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<v Speaker 3>would be I think the takeaway from this, whether it's

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<v Speaker 3>virtually or in person, it's it's probably a good idea

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<v Speaker 3>to have pants on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, even if you're in your boxers. If you wear boxers.

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<v Speaker 1>Even then you have that hole upfront, which if you

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<v Speaker 1>angle that computer can be bad.

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<v Speaker 3>We're both built for comfort. Don't get us wrong, We're

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<v Speaker 3>all about that, but come on, have some pants on

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<v Speaker 3>that plasma.

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<v Speaker 1>Donations are first of the week fifty dollars, second at

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<v Speaker 1>U seventy dollars. I'm not going to name the place,

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<v Speaker 1>but thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Need some gas plats good.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're popping fifty and then seventy, that's a buck twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you know, smoke's money, beer money.

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<v Speaker 3>Lewis Pugh and I have more on this than some

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<v Speaker 3>visuals on our Facebook page and the Lynch and Taco

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<v Speaker 3>blog at WCHR is a South African endurance swimmer.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is the dude with Jaws.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, Yesterday he completed his twelve day sixty two

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<v Speaker 3>miles swim around Matha's vineyard. Of course, many scenes from

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<v Speaker 3>the classic Jaws movie filmed in that part of the country.

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<v Speaker 3>The waters are still quite cold up there this time

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<v Speaker 3>of year. He did this over the course of twelve

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<v Speaker 3>days and shark infested waters. They did use a responsible

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<v Speaker 3>conservation shark deterrence to keep him safe. But this is

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<v Speaker 3>the whole reason this dude completed this swim.

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<v Speaker 2>Get this.

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<v Speaker 3>So he knows it's the fiftieth anniversary of Jaws, but

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<v Speaker 3>he believes Jaws has done more damage from that movie

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<v Speaker 3>for sharks than anything else. And he's trying to raise

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<v Speaker 3>awareness about how important shark conservation is and that they are,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, important to the oceans of the world. So

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<v Speaker 3>he thought he'd go swimming through those waters where they

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<v Speaker 3>film Jaws to just to prove a point here.

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<v Speaker 2>If he had just gotten eaten, oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 2>would have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Just And you brought up exactly what I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to ask here. So clearly he's in you know, protect

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<v Speaker 3>the sharks.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. That's just great, that's fine, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>What would they have done had he truly been in peril?

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<v Speaker 3>I know they've got there. Probably whatever they drop in

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<v Speaker 3>the water that deters the sharks from coming. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounded or what ecked him out, because I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>when these people do these.

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<v Speaker 2>Endurance swims, they have boats right next to them.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't tell me they didn't have something on board

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<v Speaker 3>that boat in case, you know, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>A shark gun. Yeah, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, oh god, yeah, I'm talking like what would be

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<v Speaker 1>a nuclear weapon for a country, for a shark. As

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<v Speaker 1>soon as that great white comes up, it's a great

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<v Speaker 1>red and light, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Plasma, that shark plasma everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Lettaco on to download the iHeartRadio app and listen any

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<v Speaker 1>time anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>This is j R R