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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let chatako one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, Hey, before we get

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<v Speaker 2>into our final ideotology, just a quick reminder if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to get in on you say we play, you

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<v Speaker 2>still have some time. Get over the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Rancid featured artists this morning. It has been a while

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<v Speaker 2>since we featured Rancid, time Bomb, Ruby, Soho or Roots Radical?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one should we play at nine o'clock?

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<v Speaker 3>You tell us, Yeah, you tell us, and then we

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<v Speaker 3>do play the one with the most votes, and somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Who votes is winning ice nine kills tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>You say we played? Brought you by Fairwe's credit union

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<v Speaker 2>each morning here on jr R. Okay, there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of bands playing that show. By the way, is that

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<v Speaker 2>sold out yet? Not sure? I'm not sure. I do

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<v Speaker 2>know it's at hard Rock mm hm h. Guy here

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<v Speaker 2>in Florida. I'd love to have more details on how

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<v Speaker 2>exactly he did this, but in the end, he scored

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<v Speaker 2>over one hundred free flights aboard major airline carriers. Whoa

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<v Speaker 2>a guy in South Florida, posed as a flight crew

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<v Speaker 2>member for up to seven different airlines, entered his information

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<v Speaker 2>and a special website that's used for flight crew personnel

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<v Speaker 2>for booking flights free flights. I guess that's a perk

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<v Speaker 2>of the gig of some of the airlines.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember back in the day when Delta Day worked

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<v Speaker 3>for Delta, it was actually you just paid the tax.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy, Tyron Alexander, found guilty this week of wire

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<v Speaker 2>fraud and unlawfully entering a secure airport area under false pretenses.

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<v Speaker 2>He somehow got the info for this portal for airline

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<v Speaker 2>employees and created profiles for himself using fake ID badge numbers,

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<v Speaker 2>fake hiring dates, and it looks like nobody fat checked

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<v Speaker 2>whether or not this guy was legit or not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just I'm so and so from uh, you know

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<v Speaker 2>whatever airline. Yeah, I guess if space is available, you

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<v Speaker 2>can book a free flight. Hey, you're flying stand by.

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<v Speaker 2>A hundred of them this guy got away with before

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<v Speaker 2>he was caught.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's not actually dressing up as a flight attendant.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not going that far, right, he's just flying stand by.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what it comes down to, because if

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<v Speaker 3>he's dressing up as a flight attendant.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to know how to roll, you know, play

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<v Speaker 4>the role. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it just says he was impersonating one online. M hm, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what he's doing. Pat, I think he's just getting

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<v Speaker 3>getting those free flights. I'm just not working today. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna fly to Boston. I'd admire the creativity of the

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<v Speaker 3>criminal mind exactly until, of course, when you get caught.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that the charges. I know you read the charges,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think those are like federal Oh, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>it's because travel wire fraud.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go, unlawfully entering a secure airport area

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<v Speaker 2>under false preetest.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess he had like fake.

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<v Speaker 2>Badges and all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's great until the plane's going down and all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden they go, well we.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a pilot. Chump back there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you're pulling off landing on the huts,

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<v Speaker 3>and like that guy did. Boy, however, his name was

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<v Speaker 3>Sully Sully Sully Sullenberger, wasn't his name.

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<v Speaker 2>I just who knew that he'd go on to be

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<v Speaker 2>the front man of Godsmack.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh yes, he stands alone, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>To anybody who took that literally were kidding Sully. Of

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<v Speaker 2>Godsmack has never landed a plane on the Hudson, just

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<v Speaker 2>like barricade owners.

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<v Speaker 4>Eh, what was that?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing? So one hundred fleet free flights. I hope it

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<v Speaker 3>was worth it. Bud got an article here on the

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<v Speaker 3>demise of the hotel lobby front desk. Seems more and

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<v Speaker 3>more new hotels seem to be eliminating the need for

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<v Speaker 3>a front desk in a favor of self check in

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<v Speaker 3>via apps in kiosks rather than dedicated employees at a

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<v Speaker 3>front desk. I want the front desk. I want the

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<v Speaker 3>front desk worker because they're going to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you the local watering hole in town, the local restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's the concierge. You got to go to to

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<v Speaker 4>the front desk.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't stand those heavy duty, hit, big hitter hotels.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob here, Yeah, I don't do the concierge man. I

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<v Speaker 3>go to one that just has the front desk work.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew this would get him going, because he does

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<v Speaker 2>love calling and conversing with the people. The front desk.

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<v Speaker 2>It adulgious if you've already heard this story, But on

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<v Speaker 2>the occasions when we have traveled together hm, Bob might

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<v Speaker 2>have a few too many and decide to start calling

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<v Speaker 2>the front desk chronically with just really really dumb questions.

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<v Speaker 2>And he would do it every time the same manner.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd dial up from the room. They'd pick up Bobby here.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever Mike benkei's uh broadcasting from a hotel room, will

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<v Speaker 2>have to call him on that. By the way, he's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be off.

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<v Speaker 3>The air podcast today, Bulldog Mike be Honkey special guests.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, whenever I'd call the hotel passily, he eggs

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<v Speaker 3>it on and then he acts on me for it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I call it and I go Bob here, and yes,

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<v Speaker 3>they're taken back for a minute. And the guy Mark,

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<v Speaker 3>I think the last one was I go Bob here,

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<v Speaker 3>he is this Mark, Hey, Mark, Bob here.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'll just repeat it.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a great trip, the one Remember I won

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<v Speaker 3>a magnum of champagne that had to be worth five

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars for being what was the title?

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<v Speaker 2>They made up some bs that you were guest of

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<v Speaker 2>the month. It was all it was was a ruse

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<v Speaker 2>to come into the room because they knew something was

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<v Speaker 2>going on up there. I don't know what the final

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<v Speaker 2>straw was for them to come up with that to

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<v Speaker 2>verify that the room was still relatively in good shape.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe it was the just remember the one you

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<v Speaker 2>called when the thunderstorms are going through? And was it

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<v Speaker 2>the same hotel the Copper Copley Plaza in Boston, right right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right where the Boston Marathon tragedy.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, there's a thunderstorm rolling through.

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<v Speaker 2>Calls down there and he says, Bobby here, yes in

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<v Speaker 2>the Keep in mind it's about the tenth time he's

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<v Speaker 2>called just in this afternoon. And he goes, I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know if the if the hotel has

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<v Speaker 2>lightning protectors on the roof.

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<v Speaker 3>Are there lightning rods up there? Because this is a

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<v Speaker 3>pretty serious storm. And my uncle was a meteorology and

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<v Speaker 3>here hold on a second cert.

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<v Speaker 2>And like the muffle the microph this guy wants to know.

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<v Speaker 4>Just tell him. Is that that Bob guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, he did some really crazy stuff in that hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even talk about it. No, we can't. Somebody said, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>we got Denzel in the back of the flight.

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<v Speaker 4>We're good, right, he's hammered, but he'll land it right.

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<v Speaker 2>And then uh, you may have seen the phrase office

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<v Speaker 2>chair but trending here in the last day or two.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just having a flat butt, right, No sitting this

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<v Speaker 3>is this is uh, sitting so long that your butt

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<v Speaker 3>muscles atrophy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, which changes a flat butt?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's flat butt If you get agrophy. Look, it makes

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<v Speaker 3>you droopy. You know when you see like when you

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<v Speaker 3>walk in through the grocery store and you see those

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<v Speaker 3>tight spanex right, then you walk in a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>further and the next hole you see this kind of

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<v Speaker 3>you know, hangar, that's that's office chair or just you know,

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<v Speaker 3>could just be.

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<v Speaker 2>Couch, but office chair butt. And then they of course

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<v Speaker 2>come with the mandatory pointers to avoid office chair butt.

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<v Speaker 2>If you spend extended periods of time, you can't sit

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<v Speaker 2>on a yoga ball pace around when you're on a

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<v Speaker 2>phone call. Put something you need regular access to a

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<v Speaker 2>few feet away from your desk. Choose a bathroom that's

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<v Speaker 2>a little farther away, taco maybe even on a different floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's just because the disgusting people that go to

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<v Speaker 3>our bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I got a different one.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand up and do some butt clenches several times a day.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like Cagle exercises the women do for their jugis,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's for your bunk.

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<v Speaker 4>Watch Pat, I don't want to. I'm not looking. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not Oh my god, look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Look see how they're showing a costcup on TV right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw I saw one of those, the exact what

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<v Speaker 3>I just described at a public's when I said, you

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<v Speaker 3>need that nice in yoga pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Or were they doing but clunches?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I saw a nice It was actually a

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<v Speaker 3>Costco has hed, wasn't even the public's. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>saw that office butt, but she just had four kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was probably you know, w j

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<v Speaker 4>R R, Orlando's rock station,