Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let chatako one on one
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Speaker 2: Rancid featured artists this morning. It has been a while
Speaker 2: since we featured Rancid, time Bomb, Ruby, Soho or Roots Radical?
Speaker 2: Which one should we play at nine o'clock?
Speaker 3: You tell us, Yeah, you tell us, and then we
Speaker 3: do play the one with the most votes, and somebody.
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Speaker 2: each morning here on jr R. Okay, there's a bunch
Speaker 2: of bands playing that show. By the way, is that
Speaker 2: sold out yet? Not sure? I'm not sure. I do
Speaker 2: know it's at hard Rock mm hm h. Guy here
Speaker 2: in Florida. I'd love to have more details on how
Speaker 2: exactly he did this, but in the end, he scored
Speaker 2: over one hundred free flights aboard major airline carriers. Whoa
Speaker 2: a guy in South Florida, posed as a flight crew
Speaker 2: member for up to seven different airlines, entered his information
Speaker 2: and a special website that's used for flight crew personnel
Speaker 2: for booking flights free flights. I guess that's a perk
Speaker 2: of the gig of some of the airlines.
Speaker 3: I remember back in the day when Delta Day worked
Speaker 3: for Delta, it was actually you just paid the tax.
Speaker 2: This guy, Tyron Alexander, found guilty this week of wire
Speaker 2: fraud and unlawfully entering a secure airport area under false pretenses.
Speaker 2: He somehow got the info for this portal for airline
Speaker 2: employees and created profiles for himself using fake ID badge numbers,
Speaker 2: fake hiring dates, and it looks like nobody fat checked
Speaker 2: whether or not this guy was legit or not. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just I'm so and so from uh, you know
Speaker 2: whatever airline. Yeah, I guess if space is available, you
Speaker 2: can book a free flight. Hey, you're flying stand by.
Speaker 2: A hundred of them this guy got away with before
Speaker 2: he was caught.
Speaker 3: So he's not actually dressing up as a flight attendant.
Speaker 3: He's not going that far, right, he's just flying stand by.
Speaker 3: I think that's what it comes down to, because if
Speaker 3: he's dressing up as a flight attendant.
Speaker 4: You got to know how to roll, you know, play
Speaker 4: the role. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it just says he was impersonating one online. M hm, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what he's doing. Pat, I think he's just getting
Speaker 3: getting those free flights. I'm just not working today. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna fly to Boston. I'd admire the creativity of the
Speaker 3: criminal mind exactly until, of course, when you get caught.
Speaker 3: I think that the charges. I know you read the charges,
Speaker 3: but I think those are like federal Oh, I'm sure
Speaker 3: it's because travel wire fraud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, unlawfully entering a secure airport area
Speaker 2: under false preetest.
Speaker 4: I guess he had like fake.
Speaker 2: Badges and all this stuff.
Speaker 3: And it's great until the plane's going down and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden they go, well we.
Speaker 4: Have a pilot. Chump back there.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're pulling off landing on the huts,
Speaker 3: and like that guy did. Boy, however, his name was
Speaker 3: Sully Sully Sully Sullenberger, wasn't his name.
Speaker 2: I just who knew that he'd go on to be
Speaker 2: the front man of Godsmack.
Speaker 3: And oh yes, he stands alone, dude.
Speaker 2: To anybody who took that literally were kidding Sully. Of
Speaker 2: Godsmack has never landed a plane on the Hudson, just
Speaker 2: like barricade owners.
Speaker 4: Eh, what was that?
Speaker 3: Nothing? So one hundred fleet free flights. I hope it
Speaker 3: was worth it. Bud got an article here on the
Speaker 3: demise of the hotel lobby front desk. Seems more and
Speaker 3: more new hotels seem to be eliminating the need for
Speaker 3: a front desk in a favor of self check in
Speaker 3: via apps in kiosks rather than dedicated employees at a
Speaker 3: front desk. I want the front desk. I want the
Speaker 3: front desk worker because they're going to be able to
Speaker 3: tell you the local watering hole in town, the local restaurant.
Speaker 4: No, that's the concierge. You got to go to to
Speaker 4: the front desk.
Speaker 3: I don't stand those heavy duty, hit, big hitter hotels.
Speaker 3: Bob here, Yeah, I don't do the concierge man. I
Speaker 3: go to one that just has the front desk work.
Speaker 2: I knew this would get him going, because he does
Speaker 2: love calling and conversing with the people. The front desk.
Speaker 2: It adulgious if you've already heard this story, But on
Speaker 2: the occasions when we have traveled together hm, Bob might
Speaker 2: have a few too many and decide to start calling
Speaker 2: the front desk chronically with just really really dumb questions.
Speaker 2: And he would do it every time the same manner.
Speaker 2: He'd dial up from the room. They'd pick up Bobby here.
Speaker 2: Whenever Mike benkei's uh broadcasting from a hotel room, will
Speaker 2: have to call him on that. By the way, he's
Speaker 2: gonna be off.
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Speaker 3: But anyway, whenever I'd call the hotel passily, he eggs
Speaker 3: it on and then he acts on me for it.
Speaker 3: So I call it and I go Bob here, and yes,
Speaker 3: they're taken back for a minute. And the guy Mark,
Speaker 3: I think the last one was I go Bob here,
Speaker 3: he is this Mark, Hey, Mark, Bob here.
Speaker 4: And I'll just repeat it.
Speaker 3: That was a great trip, the one Remember I won
Speaker 3: a magnum of champagne that had to be worth five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for being what was the title?
Speaker 2: They made up some bs that you were guest of
Speaker 2: the month. It was all it was was a ruse
Speaker 2: to come into the room because they knew something was
Speaker 2: going on up there. I don't know what the final
Speaker 2: straw was for them to come up with that to
Speaker 2: verify that the room was still relatively in good shape.
Speaker 2: But maybe it was the just remember the one you
Speaker 2: called when the thunderstorms are going through? And was it
Speaker 2: the same hotel the Copper Copley Plaza in Boston, right right,
Speaker 2: that's right where the Boston Marathon tragedy.
Speaker 4: But anyway, there's a thunderstorm rolling through.
Speaker 2: Calls down there and he says, Bobby here, yes in
Speaker 2: the Keep in mind it's about the tenth time he's
Speaker 2: called just in this afternoon. And he goes, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I need to know if the if the hotel has
Speaker 2: lightning protectors on the roof.
Speaker 3: Are there lightning rods up there? Because this is a
Speaker 3: pretty serious storm. And my uncle was a meteorology and
Speaker 3: here hold on a second cert.
Speaker 2: And like the muffle the microph this guy wants to know.
Speaker 4: Just tell him. Is that that Bob guy?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he did some really crazy stuff in that hotel.
Speaker 3: I can't even talk about it. No, we can't. Somebody said, uh,
Speaker 3: we got Denzel in the back of the flight.
Speaker 4: We're good, right, he's hammered, but he'll land it right.
Speaker 2: And then uh, you may have seen the phrase office
Speaker 2: chair but trending here in the last day or two.
Speaker 3: It's just having a flat butt, right, No sitting this
Speaker 3: is this is uh, sitting so long that your butt
Speaker 3: muscles atrophy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which changes a flat butt?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: That's flat butt If you get agrophy. Look, it makes
Speaker 3: you droopy. You know when you see like when you
Speaker 3: walk in through the grocery store and you see those
Speaker 3: tight spanex right, then you walk in a little bit
Speaker 3: further and the next hole you see this kind of
Speaker 3: you know, hangar, that's that's office chair or just you know,
Speaker 3: could just be.
Speaker 2: Couch, but office chair butt. And then they of course
Speaker 2: come with the mandatory pointers to avoid office chair butt.
Speaker 2: If you spend extended periods of time, you can't sit
Speaker 2: on a yoga ball pace around when you're on a
Speaker 2: phone call. Put something you need regular access to a
Speaker 2: few feet away from your desk. Choose a bathroom that's
Speaker 2: a little farther away, taco maybe even on a different floor.
Speaker 3: Well, that's just because the disgusting people that go to
Speaker 3: our bathroom.
Speaker 4: That's why I got a different one.
Speaker 2: Stand up and do some butt clenches several times a day.
Speaker 3: It's just like Cagle exercises the women do for their jugis,
Speaker 3: but it's for your bunk.
Speaker 4: Watch Pat, I don't want to. I'm not looking. I'm
Speaker 4: not Oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 3: Look see how they're showing a costcup on TV right now.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw one of those, the exact what
Speaker 3: I just described at a public's when I said, you
Speaker 3: need that nice in yoga pants.
Speaker 2: Or were they doing but clunches?
Speaker 3: No, but I saw a nice It was actually a
Speaker 3: Costco has hed, wasn't even the public's. And then I
Speaker 3: saw that office butt, but she just had four kids.
Speaker 3: I think it was probably you know, w j
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